I want Kyouko to attempt to eat me! It would be really cute!

single mom lol, dude

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>>15915718
She can just be my friend and still try to eat me!

>>15915694
What if she succeeds and then you're trapped in the yamabiko scum?

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>>15915803
Kyouko succeeds in making me happy!
That's all she ever really wanted anyway!
Tee hee!

>>15915694
Kiss the doggy belly!

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I love this doggy!

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>>15915901
You kissed too hard!
It hurts!

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Kyouko's a cutie.

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No bullying this thread!

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>>15921058
Shut up, mutt

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>>15921058

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I definitely want Kyouko to have a lot of me inside her.

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Cute!

>>15915694
>響子ばかやろう！！
何だとテメー！

>>15921227
Someone post more of this. Kyouko is the WORST.

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>>15929216
Teme?
I'm much too tired to understand what you mean by that!

The text you quoted is really interesting though! You can translate it several different ways I've found!

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Pet the cutie.

>>15929443
Many dogs don't really like having their ears touched.

>>15929452
It's not a dog lad.

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Kyouko shows us how to avoid bad pedophiles!

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Yamabiko dance!

>>15921227

Why does she kiss old geezers under the bridge?

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>>15921058

>>15929452
You must really suck with animals.

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おはよーございます！！

knot the doggy!

>>15935086
No, I can convince any animal to let me pet it.

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Kyouko is very excited!

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I want a tiny Kyouko.

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>>15915694
hey op
are you by any chance a vore fetishist?

https://exhentai.org/g/886857/00df98815a/
This is my favorite doggy doujin!

>>15945688
I like the one where she services a gloryhole

IMPREGNATE THE YAMABIKO SO THEY WON'T GO EXTINCT!

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>>15945401
lol no
I just think nibbles are cute!

>>15945688
>https://exhentai.org/g/886857/00df98815a/
OMG! That's my favorite too!

>>15938437
The honeymoon phase is such a nice phase.

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Even when she says she's not cute, she's cute!

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>>15945369
Is this one recent? I couldn't find it on sadpanda

>>15951514
Just look it up. I literally got the answer to your question by clicking twice.

>>15951688
How? Reverse image search finds kitchen utensils.

>>15952678
Jesus Christ, guy. Saucenao points directly to the pixiv page. Which also has links to the melonbooks page.

For fuck's sake, the filename has the pixiv id in it. Is this your first week on the internet?

>>15952879
Settle down sperg

>>15929452
>Many dogs don't really like having their ears touched
t. Someone who never owned a dog. How about you stop fucking around with strays and guard dogs.

>>15953211
Woah, retard. I own two dogs. They like to be petted anywhere except their ears.

>>15954448
Not him but I own 5 and I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>15955349
Different dogs have different personalities. That's why I said ``some dogs''

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>>15954448
Our corgi turns into a ragdoll when petting it, you can turn him on his back and scratch and pet all you want and he does not care.

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The little yamabiko is working hard!

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Please stop doing that to the dork!

>>15963644

Yes make the yamabiko submissive!

>>15915694
I want Kyouko to eat me, too!
Not that I'm into vore or anything, haha!

>>15915694
the usual construction is 響子のばかやろう

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I want the yamabiko to sit on my lap so I can prod her butt with my erect penis!

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I want to hug and pet this cute yamabiko!

>>15973990
I wonder if she can repeat non-Japanese phrases. Being a Japanese monster, she should have horrible pronunciation when trying to repeat English words.

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>>15915694
Pocket Kyouko with instant gyate action!

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Yamabiko and darkness baka on an endless loop.

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>>15915694
I dont even think gaping bitch could eat your fat ass

S
D
Y
S

>>15945688
>>15945705
I want to see kyouko take the knot.

>>15982560
But whose?

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Kyouko is neglecting her responsibilities!

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>>15986947
doggly should be free

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Cute!

Kyouko needs to give birth to a lot of cute little Yamabikos in order to prevent her kind to go extinct.

And I will be the one to help her achieve that by making sweet love to her every day with a lot of creampies!

>>15986011
Momiji's

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Jay is confused!

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Sleepy Yamabiko!

>>16004695
what the hell??

>>15975463
How am I going to get into a grave if I'm dead? You stupid dog.

>>16010825
You stand by the edge of the grave and topple in as you expire. It's been done before.

Well, mostly by people killing people rather than people killing themselves, but maybe we can set a new standard or something.

>>16004695

This is what I long for. More than anything.

>>16011354
no one will ever love you

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>>15949500

cum on the doggy belly

>>15949500
>>16013804
post more doggy edits

>>16013546

Boy do I know it. Holy shit.

>>16018343
is this erotic??

>>15915865
Mating press the doggy!

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>>16016054

>>16022009
kyouko would never hug that loser

she only likes Alpha black man rappers like me

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>>16004695
Never ever. Gensokyo can't come soon enough.

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aaaaah this is a good thread
aaaaah~

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>>16023992
Check check

Mic check

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I wish this artist would draw more

>>15945401
is there vore art of her? Never saw it around

>>16023992
>that collar

I didn't know this gurl's into BDSM wow what a sexually empowered woman!

>>16024711
KUSOdani lmao

I LOVE YOU KYOUKO!

I would rape the doggy!

>>15915694
I want her to attempt to gnaw and nibble at my elbow!

I would then feed her!

>>16022271
>black man

Arc?

>>16022009

That is not a hug, she is just spinning around with her hands out, marveling at the blossoms blowing around. Nice try though.

>>16038066
I don't get these. Rombas suck, and a radio or boombox or any noise-making thing is in no way equivalent to a talking person and can't echo anyway.

>>16038066

Man, it would be so cute if I accidentally stumbled over her sleeping like that and kicked her!

>>16046606
Why is she assaulting this poor man who is clearly surrendering by throwing candy at him?

Is Kyouko a heartless?

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>>16046619
Kyouko is a good girl! And cute!

>>16046579
That's not my preference.

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>>16049626

>>16049861
BUSTA

WOLF

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Good girl yamabiko Kyouko plays us a song on her guitar!

>>16050073


BUST A NUT (semen) INSIDE A WOLF (kyouko)

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Playing games with Kyouko!

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>>15938953

what kind of a person would give a yamabiko a megaphone?

>>16055070
Is that the guy from Kaiji?

>>16055196
It is, but 2chan changed something about uploads so reverse-searches don't work anymore.

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I want to fuck Kyouko while her boyfriend watches!

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>>16049626
She is not innocent!
She is a naughty yamabiko who needs to be punished!

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>>16054546
Hi Nue!
I'll see you soon lol!

>>16058917
I would kill you if you tried.

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This thread cant be more moe moeeeeee wwwwwwwwwww

pls dont post dirty stuff she is doing it fo us

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>>16062573
If I choose to fuck the yamabiko, I will fuck the yamabiko!
It you choose to fuck with me, I will obliterate you!

>>16063965
I will stop you even if it takes my life...!!

>>16062618
Kyouko is cute. CUTE.

I wish kyouko was my friend.

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>>16063982
I will not hesitate to take your life!
I will eat you!
om nom nom!

>>16064360
A punching bag for bap is not a friend!
It's something even more special!

>>16064481
You stand no chance. My Nen is amplified a thousand times when protecting my waifu Kyouko.

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>>16064491
Oh I feel it!
Actually I was thinking it over today and what I want now is for Kyouko to just give me a hug.
I could use some of your 念, mine's been very sporadic lately.

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"Nen also does not necessarily disappear following death. In fact, sometimes death can reinforce an ability's strength. If someone dies holding a deep grudge, their Nen will remain and seek out the object of hatred"

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Cuddle the doggy!

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>>16066317
The doggy should cuddle me!

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Would you adopt a Kyouko?

>>15915694
>響子
Woah.

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>>16069684
Yes.

>>16053828
YADE YADE

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>>16070829
Can we agree that Kyouko and Chen are the cutest cat and dog pair in Gensokyo? Orin is way too adult and lewd and Momji is way too old, she is still cute tho!

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>>16070884
I don't know about the cats, but Kyouko is definitely the cutest!

>>16070910
if Kyouko was a cat she would be Chen and if Chen was a dog she would be Kyouko, is what I'm saying!

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>>16070994
I'm not sure if Chen is that cute!

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>>16071097
Chen tries to be a big deal but just ends up being cute!
This is probably caused by Ran-sama.

>>16071097
this is my favorite picture of ya-ma-bi-ko in this thread

>>16070829
She looks so soft and fluffy

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>>16069746
Kyouko is a ring child!

>>16078021
Tokyo -- To Ring??

>>16078021
Maybe she got freed in the latest sting!

>>16078021
I want to be Kyouko's finger ring friend!

>>16078021
AHHH!! I get it now!! You were making a joke about Kyouko being in a child rape / sex trafficking ring when you said ring child!

Kyouko-tan is absoluty perfect, she deserves all our respect. Lets post non-h dounin for her

For example:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/849900/1019b69fc7/

>>16087246
>female: mouse girl

>>16087257
>nazrin

>>16087325
i was pointing out that there's only "female: mouse girl"

where is "female: yamatownbikeo girl" ?

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Well, the protagonist of that doujin seems to be Nazrin, with Kyouko only playing part in a prank, so I guess the tag focus on Nazrin is kind of understantable?

>>16004695
Exits more stuff like this? its really great !

>>16087363
basically everything that artist does

>>16087396
soodesune who is the artist?

>>16087403
Hit the little arrow on that post and click iqdb

>>16087406
woooo sugoi ! arigato shireka ! Kazawa looks great
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50130367

>>16087339
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>16089362
I want to throw something into this face.

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>>16087108
No!
I was talking about her aura!
http://www.sunfell.com/octarine.htm
The octarine "ring" which emanates from her being!
You may not be able to see it but you can sure feel it!

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Tiny cutie Kyouko!

>>16097907
How do you say in English when you put your index finger on your thumb in a catapult position and then move out your thumb and launch your index finger? I wanna do that to this yamabiko if I found it attached to my precious pen like this.

>>16099851
like you "ping" it away with index finger you know?

>>16099851
That's called flicking. You want to flick the innocent cute tiny yamabiko.

>>16100149
Arigato, that's what I meant.

I want Kyouko to grow G-cup breasts and see her pound everyone at the Myouren temple with her huge futa cock.

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>>16099851
>>16099891
>>16100217
おしっこパン!

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https://exhentai.org/g/952274/0ea58d91bb/
TRANSLATE IT NOW

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-FXVKHHHw
Sing along, /jp/!

>>16101448
>https://exhentai.org/g/952274/0ea58d91bb/
This is cute.

>"Wake up!"
>"Give me 5 minutes..."
>"..., 299, 300! 5 minutes are up!"
>"Give me another 5 minutes..."

>>16101547
I showed this to Simon Coweru and he said that was the worst singing he ever heard in his life and that this yamabiko should never sing again.

>>16101547
sometimes I listen to this on repeat for hours

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>>16101782

Well that was rude of him .

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Ice fairy likes to bully the yamabiko!

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Why is this dog so loud?

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Winter soon.

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>>16107576
time to hibernate

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>>15921058
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>>16106153
It needs to be slappe-

>>16107778
Wow! I actually started writing that^ before I saw this picture.

>>15918957
This makes me really sad.

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>>15921058

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do you like yamabikosaurs?

>>16109207
no, fuck off to /s4s/

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>>16101782
Coweru? Who? Is he a cow youkai? Cows don't know anything about singing, silly.

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>>16101690

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>>16109207
dino wino

>>16109207
Yes, yes I do.

>>16113652
Kyouko needs a haircut!

>>16113652
Fluffy yamabiko!

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Yamabiko on a bed.

>>16113652
I like Kyouko's new hairstyle!

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Yamabiko Smile!

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Kyouko is excited and energetic!

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FUCK THIS WOLF IS TRYING TO EAT ME! FUCK, FUCK, GET IT OFF!!!

>>16132308
>3.49MB
That's a lot of bytes for a hired yamabiko smile.

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Can´t wait to spent the winter in the toaster with Kyouko tan

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>>16137369

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Just care the love that i feel for her

>>16137369
Naaani? You want to commit a murder-suicide with Kyouko by toasting (burning) to death in an oversized toaster?

I will stop you, kisama!!

>>16137469
O no !! i will never hurt her, its just a expression to spent all the day in the kotatsu together

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>>16136495
>sample
No, she can eat you.

>>16137866
Why did you delete? Butthurt dogefags.

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Kyouko is ready for the winter!

How much yen for her?

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I found this abandoned runt outside of my shrine this morning.
What should I do with it?

>>16142846
kick it!

>>16142846
Well, it appears you're already petting it. Just keep doing that!

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>>16142846

>>16142871
Looks like she put two stones in the chest area of her kimono to pretend she has titties.

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I am disappointed there aren't more images of Kyouko with thigh highs than there actually are.

>>16142846
That is a youkai, get the most ancient sharp thing in the house and wedge it between the first and second cervical vertebrae of the youkai, now move it a bit up and down as if you were using a lever, this should sever the connection between the brain and the rest of the body, leave the object there, if it's ancient enough the youkai should be already dead but we want to be sure.
Now get another sharp thing and start cutting the chest in a "Y" shape centered on the sternum, keep the flaps of flesh separated.
Now get a saw and a thick rod for leverage, you want to remove the ribs between the top and halfway point of the ribcage, this will allow you to access the heart.
Now remove the heart, light a fire and burn it, keep the fire burning, you will need it later.
Grab a heavy blunt object and smash the head, you might want to use a crowbar or something capable of wedging into the skull in order to properly open the cranium, now with a knife start removing the brain, the cerebellum and the medulla (a "rope" of fibers going toward the vertebral column), burn those pieces too.
Now burn the body adding wood as needed, wait until the body is reduced to a fine ash.
Once the body is completely burnt, you can remove the sharp object you lodged into the spinal column.
Gather the ashes into a ceramic pot, have the pot sealed by the nearest priest, he'll take it from there.

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>>16142927

>>16143075
Hey, they'd do the same thing or worse to you given the chance.
Doggy dog world and all that

>>16114890
ahh!, I'm jealous of Kyouko!
I want to be Remimi's dog!

I want a tiny Kyoko to bite my finger.

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>>16144894
Tiny Kyokos are very docile and loving. They would never bite.

>>16145019
It would be a loving nibble.

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Sweater!

I would beat Kyouko daily after capturing her until she develops a Stockholm syndrome on the rare occasions I'm nice to her.

That's the only way she would fall for someone like me.

>>16143600
Edgelords like you are a diamond dozen.

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>>16142927
I appreciate this post a whole lot!

>>16142927

Where do you get this from? Did a [Yokai specialist] like Matt Alt tell you all this?

I am raping

>>16152853
RAPPING with kyoko!!

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Kyouko is letting everyone use their phones!

>>16158305
She is letting everyone use her body too!

That's so typical Kyouko.

>>16158305

EM waves are not sound!

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>>16158494
This dog also emits radiation.

>>16158952
Thermal radiation?

>>16164318
>So fluffy...
>W-when is this gonna end...?

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Pet the cute yamabiko!

>>16168319
meh

>>16168319
cool

>>15915694
Fine then. She does that and she starts by biting your neck. She accidentally cut your carotid artery with her teeth.

Is it really cute still?

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>>16171131
Accidentally mortally wounding someone and then expressing an appropriate [egregious] amount of MY BAD LOL is the apex of adorable ! ! !

Then after you aren't dying anymore because [lol Kyouko killing you] she makes the face I'M SO HAPPY EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED

LUCKY LUCKY
SHE'S SO LUCKY
SHE'S A DOG

>>16171453
Sorry but you are going to bleed out and die.

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>>16171474
Don't be sorry!
It's not your fault and it's not necessarily a bad thing!
Kyouko however, does not have the power necessary to kill me!
[she tries to eat me, giving me an opportunity to gulp her down!]
om nom nom!

>>16171606
Unfortunately, now that you said you want to eat my wife, I will have to shoot you with my Magnum revolver (right to bear arms) in the head for trying to kill my wife - lawfully & legally executing you.

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Kyouko is waving to you! What do you do?

>>16174318
Look down at the sidewalk and pretend I hear nothing and see no-one.

>>16174318
Shout lewd things and see if she echoes me.

>>16174318
throw garbage at her

>>16174318
YAHOO!

KYOUKO-CHAN, BAKA YAROU!

>>16174318
Call the police.

I bet her manko tastes like バタースコッチ

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>>16175569
Delicious

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>>16171622
But !
Your wife consents ! ! !
Legally you have no bearing because the court favors the yamabiko's wishes over yours ! ! !
lol !

>>16175921
I don't care, I shoot you in the head. You are already dead.

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>>16175960
I know!
I always come back though!
Stronger than before!

>>16176668
Fine then, I shoot you again and put you on fire this time. That was enough to kill you in the 1982 movie, no matter the form you took.

Checkmate, you will never hurt a yamabiko again.

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Kyouko's getting bullied again.

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With or without tail?

>>16177037
With tail so I can cut it off with scissors when bullying her.

doggy tummy
full of cummy

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>>16176685
I'm not that sort of creature.
Also I never hurt the yamabiko.
You just don't understand stuff.
I appreciate your passion though.

>>16177037
Yes.

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>>16177037
Better question is long tail or short tail?

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>>16178706
And here's long.

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>>16178706
>>16178712
don't post strange images

>>16180701
I didn't notice this thing was sleeping in front of my door so I kicked it very strong in the head and stomped on it by accident.

What should I do now?

>>16181552
wake up and remember you're homeless and live under a bridge

>>16181581
I'm not Parsee, you silly

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Kyouko grew out her hair for the cold weather!

>>16184922
Huh. Well, looking at them side by side, one of them has darker shading than the other. Maybe it's a case of earlier vs later versions?

kyouko is for sex

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>>16189273
Single mom dude, lol
I'd rather her just clean and organize things for me.
She's silly, makes (silly) mistakes, is pretty scatter-brained and easily discouraged by her hypersensitive nature; but she tries extra super hard to help me the best she can and I really do love her on some platonic spiritual level.
I don't want her getting the wrong idea.
I appreciate her, but I'm not interested in getting involved with her whole deal.

>>16189331
Please don't post things like "lol" here or else I will be forced to take drastic measures.

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>>15915718
>>16191686
You missed a spot!

And I'm going to take drastic measures when I punch Kyouko in the belly, giving her a third trimester abortion for being a dumb slut!
I will then pick her wheezing and bloody yamabiko fetus off the ground and shove it down her throat while I fist her womb! My fists will meet and pound against each other inside her body ! ! ! ]
It will be REALLY REALLY CUTE ! ! !
[an expression of frivolity at posting things i find really funny and epically fun!]

>>16026865

kuso means shit in japanese

>>16197342
DELET THIS

>>16197342

So? She is not a sexually mature woman. She is a little yamabiko girl. Fucking pervert, did you have sexual thoughts about her? Is that why you're implying her chest being flat is a negative?

>>16199038
I want to fondle her flat chest.

>>16197323
She has a big chin.

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Kyouko is small! I want to pet her.

Meh.

Can she at least cook?

>>16207913
Do you think Kyouko can cook food with her voice?

if I repeat everything she says over and over and make a feedback loop of echoes will she get really fat?

>>16208472

no but she can make the sauce separate

Kyouko you need to realize that your kind is dying out!

Please let me impregnate you before it is too late!

I will take responsibility!

>>16210268
I will shoot you if you try this.

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What is Kyouko reading in such a spooky place?

>>16215414
ancient japanese hentai (like the one with the octopus)

>>16215380
Shut up Byakuren, Kyouko is still young and in her prime unlike you you old hag.

CUDDLE

THE

YAMABIKO

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>>16220498

>>16220592
what a slutt!

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>>16223534
That's not slutty, that's just Kyouko being affectionate!

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>>16197342
What's the context of this image?

>>16224608
horrible things happen to 2hus, in kyouko's case she becomes a pancake

>>16224779
I don't see the issue. Pancakes are sweet and fluffy, just like Kyouko!

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>>16228580
You are too pure for this world.

>>16223562
translate it weebs

>>16228770
Read the filename.

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Yamabiko eager to mate, call now, no wait!

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Sailor Kyouko is cute, too!

HEAD PAT

THE

YAMABIKO

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>>16242798

>>16243876
CUTE! Kyouko is CUTE!

So, it's page 10 and over 300 posts / over bump limit huh.

I will sing this song now and dedicate it to Kyouko.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhGKoHiYPAA

Farewell Kyouko thread.

Goodnight Kyouko!

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It's been a cute couple of months. See you in the next world, Kyouko thread!

gonna kiss kyouko

Thank you for filling my thread like it was a yamabiko slut!
Now that it is nice and stuffed I consume it and gain its power!

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But I'm not ready to say goodbye!

See you soon Kyouko.
I love you

daisuki

Selamat malam Kyouko!