Being Arizu is suffering
Seriously, give her a hug, a warm huge! Show her your love!
>>15866857
>Seriously, give her a hug, a warm huge!
A warm, huge what?
>>15866866
A warm, huge hug!
I'll give Arisu a warm huge shovel right in the temple!
>>15866857
Why aren't Reimu and Marisa sharing their umbrella with Alice?
>>15866940
There's not enough room for Marisa, Reimu, Marisa's broom, AND Alice.
Besides, Alice is a youkai. It's not like she's going to get hypothermia or something, she'll be fine.
Come on, ZUN. Surely there is room for one more in their daily misadventures.
>>15866857
Huge mustard
>>15866857
I don't think she wants a hug from some big gaijin.
I can see Alice's panties.
>>15876227
You have joined an exclusive club.
>>15876227
Me too
I want tobe inthat ass
>wakes up
>see this
>what do?
>>15876454
I want to be Alice's ass!
>>15876480
Go back to sleep and hope I wake up to Alice instead.
loving alice
Being Alice is suffering
>>15876480
Spycheck.
>>15876421
Source?
>>15876480
post on 4chan
More Alice's pantsu
>>15876500
I want to completely be Alice. Every time I see her or someone talks about her, I get horribly jealous of how completely perfect she is, and I just can't stand it.
>>15876583
t. alice
>>15876607
I didn't notice that this is sample, sorry.
Cheating alice is comfy thing
I wonder who could be behind this sheet?
>>15876480
aww crap "Budget Alice" has turned up again, have to talk to Alice about letting in strays!
>>15876480
Ask who is being quoted.
>>15876968
Some anon from the last thread
Sometimes you hug Alice...
>>15878087
...and sometimes Alice hugs you.
>>15866857
testing
>>15866857
I'd love to but I don't think she'd like to hug me. I won't force myself on her.
>>15878231
Just look at her and extend your arms, man. If she wants a hug, she'll do the same, and you can hug her. If she doesn't match your body language, then she doesn't want a hug.
>>15878518
If she doesn't match my body language I'll just get even more depressed and hate myself even more. It's not worth the risk.
>>15876419
Hey, I made that. pretty cool seeing it being used here.
>>15876583
Literally me. I desperately want to be Alice and have everyone in Gensokyo lust after me and my perfect body.
>>15876528
Time to call up Mokou.
>>15876538
It's a non-h doujin.
>>15878231
Alice is nice to humans. I'm sure if you thanked her with a hug shed reciprocate.
>>15887044
Alice is nice, but she's also an eccentric hermitic youkai. I wouldn't trust her to pick up on any sort of social cues, or to have emotional responses similar to those of a typical human.
>>15887350
Don't you ruin my Alice fantasies for me! I'm gonna cuddle her and she's damn well gonna squeeze back!
>>15887967
Yes... Squeeze back.... Using her hands.
AROUND YOUR THROAT!
>>15887350
She was once a human, It's highly probable she knows the human mentality.
>>15895318
That you, telence d'arby?
>>15866857
Such is the life of the good-looking and perceiveably weak.
>>15895318
I'm not trying to claim that Alice is a completely incomprehensible alien entity or something. It would just be a mistake to expect her to act like a normal person, because she isn't at all normal.
>>15887350
>>15895318
>>15895548
So are autistic people actually youkai?
Tsun or dere?
>>15898315
Tsun Alice isn't bad.
Doesn't Reimu forget who she is in IN or something.
>>15895600
Guys, he knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sat6CkjW7Q
thoughts?
>>15906380
Good heavens, just look at the time!
guten morgan
>>15887350
I have that picture on my wall!
Which one of the official print works has the most Alice?
>>15915411
SaBND I think.
>>15895318
Source
>>15920041
Don't look unless you like Marisa sashimi.
Reminder that Alice is the best touhou, and she has zero flaws. She is perfect.
Alice is a meme.
>>15928369
Alice with her hair up is adorable. I just want to place a hand at the small of her back and hold her.
>>15887044
>It's a non-h doujin.
Yes, so what is it?
>>15933386
I dunno, go to e-hentai and search Alice english minigirl or something.
I want to hug Alice.
Does Ms. Alice shave?
>>15937233
O-of course she does.
>>15928046
source me
>>15920041
It's not work safe.
I want to cuddle with a /jp/ Alice.
>>15887044
..Ming?!
I want to drink beer with Alice!
Serious question time...what's your preferred Alice
1. Leg wear?
2. Breast size?
3.ship?
>>15937233
Women shouldn't shave. Only men need to, really.
>>15940029
Alice in thigh highs
Small
Alice + Marisa
Does she really want to stop it? :p
>>15866857
I'm sorry Alice, I'm saving myself for my true love.
>>15943428
But Alice already has a true love..
>>15943750
Well good thing it isn't Marisa.
Because I'm going to marry Marisa!
>>15940029
1. Panties under pantyhose
2. Moderate, B/C range
3. MariAli a best but PatchAli is cool too
>>15928205
Chubby Alice a CUTE.
>>15943773
Hope your'e okay with 2 for 1 deals then!
>>15943428
Rinnosuke already has Yukari btw.
>>15866857
IOSYS ruined Alice forever. She's a nice girl and not a compulsive whore.
>>15895600
She turned into a youkai after Reimu beat the shit out of her so hard she started crying and forgot all about it happening.
>>15940029
Pantyhose and boots
small
alone orwith me!
>>15948818
And then Reimu forgot who she was.
>>15948868
You can't expect Reimu to remember all the people she beats up.
>>15948881
How does one forget literal perfection?
Is Alice doomed to be alone?
>>15953287
She has me.
>>15953287
no, she's made playmates
>>15866927
plz educate a newfag about this most curious pairing
What is the cloth Alice wears over her shoulders called?
>>15956711
a shawl
>>15943750
Shanghai has even expressed interest [mebbe non-canon, but "Alice has told me her deepest secrets" stuff]
>>15956711
>>15956716
capelet
>>15957639
Capulet
>>15941258
Are you me?
>>15940029
Pantyhose + Boots
Medium or bigger
Alice and Patchouli.
>>15953287
Poor Alice is so lonely she has resorted to alcohol.
Alice and Alice should be best friends!
>>15953287
She's pretty popular with the human village kids and the Scarlet mansion people.
>>15876515
Go back to sleep and hope i wake up and AM alice.
Are Alice's panties seven-colored?
alice is olev
>>15960546
same
>>15970383
alice is nopan
they leave lines
aliceuuuu
>>15970886
Aliceuuuu
>>15960546
She still has her dollies and her mom, at
least.
>>15970430
>>15971750
Triangle mouth Alice is cute.
>>15955745
Lurk two years before posting, ください.
Does anyone have a link to the "Alice leaks poop" doujin? I've been trying to troll for it for a while now, with no success.
>>15983331
Off by two? No soup for you!
>>15876425
GET HIT IN THE HEAD!
GET HIT IN THE HEAD!
GET HIT IN THE HEAD!
GET HIT IN THE HEAD!
GET HIT IN THE HEAD!
>>15987705
>>15866857
Alice is for rape!
>>15940029
Something comfortable, like NOT pantyhose.
B
Mariali
>>16016543
Are you me?
Alice is promiscuous and smokes cannabis!
>>16021593
>16021593
Alice is a virgin and has only inhaled second-hand fumes.
>>16016745
I art thou, thou art me, we're a happy family.
>>16031774
>alice
>virgin
Not likely.
Happy Halloween Alice!
Alice is flustered
I've been dreaming about the puppeteer.
>>16034590
Name a boy that Alice would allow to enter her.
>>16041979
What are the dreams like, anon?
>>16042642___Me___
>>16048662
Yeah right.
>>16042884
New satou kibi Shinki doujin when?
>>15866857
>Show her your love!
Gladly!With my dick!!
>>15895600
More like youkai are actually autistic
>>15866927
>>15937367
(KoiMari 5) [Vivit Gray (Shinoasa)] Mahoutsukai to Futsuu no Sekai | Little Witch and Her Ordinary
THIS is where Alice got her amazing figure from.
>>16001819
Don't forget yuri.
Make sure you keep your teeth clean!
>>16070339
Floss twice a day to avoid gum swelling and bleeding!
Alice is my favorite! My parents bought me an Alice fumo for my birthday in highschool. I really want to sleep with the fumo but I don't want her to get hurt.
>>15866857
It's Murgatroyd, not Margatroid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murgatroyd
>>16072257
OH HELL Reimu must really be slacking off this time!
>>16070369
Does sleeping with fumos hurt them?
>>16074196
That depends on how you sleep.
Though it ALWAYS hurts them if you leave them alone.
does alice like rape
>>16075636
Yes. If you ever go to her house, don't accept any drinks from her unless you saw her prepare them yourself.
>>16077309
Why would you offend a cute and elegant maiden like Alice by turning down her hospitality?
>>16077539
You're right, that would be mean. I'm sorry. In reality, I'd accept any drink from Alice no matter what it was or what she put in it.
Aliceuu~
>>16077309
I'm not sure if watching her prepare the drink would help. Her metabolism and temperament are distinct enough from a human's that I wouldn't be surprised if anything she prepared was outright deadly.
>>16077569
> In reality, [...]
Sometimes the irony of these kind of sentences on this board hits me hard.
>>16079831
I thought witches in 2hu lore subsist on mana/magical energy anyways.
Who'se fault was it for Alice's antisocial tendencies?
Was it herself, her mother, or something else entirely?
>>16081743
Her friends and family got retconned. It really messed her up.
>>16081792
[citation needed]
>>16080626
She doesn't need to eat, but still does.
>>16081743
Reimu, Yuuka or Mima.
Marisa was a little more gentle.
[Nipakupa (Cream)] H na Nyarisu no Tsukurikata. (Touhou Project) [Digital]
I can't decide who I love more, Alice or Eirin.
Alice is literal perfection, but Eirin has massive tits and a giant ass.
My favorite pics of Alice are ones where she's sitting in front of a fireplace by herself, reading or mending like an old lady.
>>16102598
>>16102605
>>16102610
>>16102613
>>16102605
>>16102598
I want to make her a mom.
>>15876525
HITORI BOCCHI NO CHRISTMAS EVE
Alice-chan! Mommy's here!