Come play Dots 2 with jp and have some bully free games.
100% balanced games guaranteed!
Join our group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/jpdots
>>15866815
is the lobby up?
>>15866828
we are playing
>>15866828
new game now
>>15866931
where?
>>15866943
in dots
>>15866943
OP should explain more, join the stream group /jp/dots, find the game lobbies by using the password /jp/dots, and join the channel /jp/dots for chat and easier lobby invites.
Reminder that dots is a COMPETITIVE E-SPORTS game for PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS that is all about who WINS and who LOSES. This is not a fun casual event!
>>15866815
roast this turkey
>>15866966
>>15866987
i don't know how to play
>>15866966
you were that mean rumia fucker werent you?
>>15866987
>strawman
Why can't you just take it easy?
>>15867074
Who?
Go to hell you bat.
Remi please. Take it easy on us common folk.
Reminder that going fast is the true goal of Dots
if I play and do best do I get to put the other 9 players in a mating press?
>>15867085
I agree!
>>15867085
flute will make your whole team fast.
>>15867091
You want to commit lewd adulterous acts with fellow jaypeas?
>>15867101
Of course, I'm the winner so that means I should get to choose my bride!
>>15867102
b-but most of the people here are boys!
>>15867079
fuk u! but how did you manage to speak?
>>15867079
>but how did you manage to speak?
I am further complexed
>>15867103
doesn't matter anon, cute is cute! I'm sure you'd be a good wife
>>15867091
>>15867113
meant for
>>15867110
Any guide on the item builds for Moco??
I'm too shy to ask in game sorry
and thank you to that anon who teach me in game.
>>15867081
Remi is good vs melee heroes!
>>15867256
Buy youth dam and Remi will no longer be able to suck you dryWhy would anyone do that?
gaemu up let's play /jp/
>>15866815
How do I get Touhou for that otherwise utterly game?
>>15870409
6/10 We can do this /jp/!
>>15870467
Did you leave without me?
back to 6/10 again
please join
is it time?
>>15870545
I'm coming /jp/, don't despair!
>>15870587
I think so.
No more games?
>>15870772
New lobby just went up!
alice get back in here
Rumia is cute!
>>15870836
Yes she is!
I don't see a lobby ;__;
>>15870870
We've been abandoned!
>>15870870
Secondaries and retards below 3k mmr shouldn't play
Please go and never come back
>>15870882
Don't worry,anon. We've already stocked up on Mountain Dew® and have installed our pro approved gaming peripherals. I'll be streaming our game on twitch, so make sure to tune in!
>>15870909
I can't find the competitive Esports stream, link!
New lobby is open!
>>15870978
9/10
>>15870997
9/10 STILL
>>15871006
DID IT MISS IT?????!!
>>15871023
Yes.
>>15871027
New room yet?
I've made a new lobby for the evening.
The password is /jp/dots
Game ruiners.
Is it too late??
I wanna play
>>15875040
Game is over in like a minute.
>>15875057
Hooray!
>>15875039
Yeah the game was really fun and exciting and close before that jerk left!
Don't mind me
5/10
Don't fall a sleep
Never mind go back to sleep /jp/
>>15875358
>>15875358
Goodnight
Endless dots tonight?
>>15878425
I'll be ready to play after breakfast.
A lobby is up to celebrate the end of the week.
The password is /jp/dots
>>15878818
good luck getting a game going on friday night
everybody is busy partying and clubbing
>>15878818
still on?
>>15878886
All night.
>>15878818
7/10 DAVAI 2HUS
When's the next game!
Too many people are in each game, I don't get to play
come play dudesters
8/10
good gaemu nevr rip
New lobby at 7/10!
7/10 late night FRIEDAY game
Stuck at 8/10!
REMOVE THE EVASION ITEM YOU CHINKS
>>15878837
jp at the club my favorite meme
Saturday gaemu jaypee
Lobby up
6/10
6/10
plis join
>>15882538
8/10
REEEEEEE 9/10
JOIN NOW
>>15866966
Who's the artist?
>>15882618
I'm coming!
>>15882658
Gaemu already started
>Potential 1200 magic nuke at level 5
>blink built in
>basically unchaseable if you don't have a long range stun or pincer gank
Fucking Ran. This is bad even by these idiots' usual standards.
>>15882658
>>15882678
We need you again!!
8/10
9/10!
Remember to use sage if you aren't trying to bump the thread with a open lobby. It will make the thread last longer
I'm sorry I'm new to dots. How do I join the lobby?
>>15882823
Download steam, get dota2 (free to play) then follow this .webm >>15870444
She's perfect
>>15883189
Just a tiny very small bit op
>>15883189
Perfectly OP!!!!!
>>15883255
Explain
Who doesnt love stomping several games in a row?
Is a game going on now or is everyone done for the evening?
>>15883448
there is
I've never played it or the base game... will I be bullied?
>>15884354
Yes!We have a lot of new players actually. People will help you if you ask and the games are suppose to be not overly serious.
Some girls/items are missing tooltips, where can i read about them?
Also is there a lifesteal item?
>>15884514
there is no lifesteal item. It would just make op carries more op. there are a lot of missing tooltips. You will have to ask in game
Lobby is up
2/10 on a sunday? COME ON /jp/!
4/10
captcha LONG ROAD
5/10, come on /jp/
5/10
ok new game
6/10
come join us!
>>15886201
nvm everyone gone
>>15886201
>>15886228
lets try again 6/10
C'mon guys we're still only 8/10 we need more of jaypee.
Singapore host? That's way too high ping.
9/10 lobby
9/10
Remember to always raport host for stakt tems
>>15887537
When can I redeem my "best player of /jp/" card points and put all inferior players into a mating press?
>>15890243
DO NOT rape the jay peas
Jay peas are for PROTECT!
Today game when?
>>15890243
You have to be the best player first
>>15890756
Ded game. Only 6 people in the lobby.
>>15890756
>>15890820
make lobby we can see how many comes?
>>15890820
People are still afraid to join thanks to all the bullying.
OFFICIAL LOBBY IN SESSION
Join our ranksPass is: /jp/
>>15890864
actually someone started a lobby before me but didn't bother to make an annoucement so the pass is the usual
>>15890861
No dude half the planet was watching what new meme would come out of America
>>15890864
Lobby at 5/10!
5/10
Get in here!
>>15890903
Are we still getting matting pressed?
>>15890907
sure
8/10 Two more for game!
>>15890775
I was confirmed the BEST PLAYER by the /jp/ council on competitive Defense of the Shrines e-sports.
I deserve to put every other INFERIOR jaypee player into a mating press.
>>15891195
I think your full of shit
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU IN A MATING PRESS AS PUNISHMENT
>>15891195
Post your random pick jp win rate and we'll talk
>>15883348
I wanna mating press the Yuuka!
Can a gril mating press a fellow gril?
All this autism about mating press needs to stop.IT'S BUMPING US TO OUR DOOM
>>15891204
I can't be full of shit. Why would the /jp/ council on competitive Defense of the Shrines e-sports ever lie? Check out my pro stream
>>15891207
My random pick /jp/ winrate is 100% over the course of 5,000 games. I once simultaneously beat all of /jp/ while blinded and having another player in a mating press. My mmr is confirmed to be the highest in the world.
>>15892888
I get it seija
Please make a lobby, there's like 7 of us.
>>15894695
I would but I don't know how.
>>15894699
I might fuck it if I host because of the ping.
>>15894699
Making lobbies is easy! There are even TWO ways of making one!
If you are unsure what region the lobby you make is in, you can check via the lobby list.
>>15894718
Should I enable all chat?
>>15894730
That all chat box you see there only applies to voice chat. It kinda sucks if you like using your mic to tell your team things about the game other than memes.
But do as you wish, only me and another guy use mic every game and I will not play tonight.
>>15894742
Well I don't want to play if you're not playing.
dots up
Also friendly reminder dots has Dedicated Servers which means if you host, you're not a burden with your bad connection!
REAL DOTS LOBBY IS UP
4/10 We are growingSomething in my pants is also growing!
6/10
>>15894785
I think the server location is decided by the host. I think it's usually ideal to have a US East host so that the most amount of people have tolerable ping.
>>15866815
>bad videogames
isn't jp supposed to have good taste?
>>15894920
ASSFAGGOT haters gonna hate
it's a game like any other
How is this otaku culture?
>>15894920
>>15894949
samefagging are we?
Neet's share a similar culture and as we spend most of our times indoor's one of our hobbies is video games. Weeb barely translated missing tooltip weeb games like dots and other doujin games or mods
>>15895034
Dota though? Really? That's something I'd only expect to see on /v/, not on /jp/.
>>15895049
Good thing people aren't discussing DotA in this thread, except in so far as there are relevant DotS comparisons.
>>15895049
this isnt a dota thread, it's a dots thread
so go back to /v/
>>15895034
no, it'd take somebody really pathetic to shill nu jp
I know, I'll wear a nametag
>>15895049
Virtually killing each other with cute touhous is as /jp/ as it can get. Besides, some people don't give a shit about Dota and would just like to play Dots.
Goody Remi Radiant!
Naughty Remi Dire!
>>15895501
Hakurei wins
>>15895505
Moriya wins
Apparently bad weather and Dots ain't such a good combination. I beat I was able to reconnect through sheer force of will.
>>15895344
>some people don't give a shit about Dota and would just like to play Dots
This
>>15894920
because touhou/vns/gust/elona or whatever are good games right? go back to /v/
>>15894949
the game has touhous which is like 80% of /jp/
and something you'll have realized if you spent more than 5 seconds in this thread before shitposting
OK! I've used the guides in this thread to make a lobby.
I've set the password to "/jp/dots".
I hope I'm not too early.
>>15898847
You are one last and easy step away from becoming a certified professional /jp/dots host!
Join the /jp/dots steam group and make an announcement in it so everyone gets notified! Anyone can make announcements!
>>15898966
How do you make announcements?
>>15898972
go into group -> events, there you should be able to schedule an event and make it happen now.
>>15898981
You mean in the arcade tab?
>>15898999
nono if you join the steam group here:
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/jpdots
everyone can schedule events, so do that and it will appear as an announcement
>>15898999
No groups is a steam function, I hope we're in teh same lobby
>>15899009
I think I get it now.
>>15899012
What's a lobby?
9/10 lobby need 1 more!
Just woke up. Will catch up on games later.
Did you just call be a bitch?
So many people playing, the lobbies fill up fast
>>15899518
Youmu got rekt by marisa that one match though
Lobby up
pass is: /jp/
Does any /jp/ play tf2?
>>15903810
I don't thing tf2 has a 2hu mod and the one that was being made many years ago was canceled
Where did they get those voices from?
>>15904665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JpPSAF0wGw
No idea honestly.
>>15903990
It was pretty bad mostly just reskins over the base skeletons so everything looked maximum QUALITY
>>15905164
I could never get those models to work. My game would crash when connecting to a server.
>>15905289
It required serverside to have the mod installed I think. Else it was just a buggy POS again.
>>15905400
Well, that sucks.
All I wanted was to get cute airshots on cute 2hus as a cute 2hu.
>>15903990
there was a mod that replaced the player models with touhou models
http://touhoufortress2.web.fc2.com/main.html
i haven't play tf2 in ages, so i have no idea if it still works, but back when i played the mod worked fine except for headshot boxes being a little wonky which only mattered for sniper and spy
there's also a map of SMD that's kind of cute
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=456095137
if you finish the mission you launch a rocketship from smd like in silent sinner in blue
>>15907349
oh my...i mean SDM not SMD
No lobby today. The Jayâ„¢ will be at the club with their friends.
>>15907515
It's already up, Dots tonight, Everyone get in here!
Hey nerd
You alone on a Friday Night??
Come play dots with us!
Private Lobby Password: /jp/dots
>>15907569
fridey night?
How are the games going?
Is your girl pulling you through?
>>15907710
No games so far. Stuck at 7/10. Send help.
No jaypee dots on fridey night?
You guys have friends or something??
>Get 10/10
>3 people are afkI AM QUOTING MY INNER THOUGHTS
Some people have work or live in other timezones..Or sleep in like me
9/10 COME NOW
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCK
That 4v4 was the comfiest dots game I've played this entire month of September
>>15904681
Oh yeah I forgot about voice patch. But what about characters that wasn't in fightans? Fangames?
>>15908760
>No idea honestly
I meant what I said even if the video implied sarcasm. That voice isn't even used for the Suika in dots.
>>15908794
/jp/ seems to always talk shit behind people backs as soon as they aren't around. bunch of catty bitches.tattle-tale!
I've never played dota, I'm sorry but I can't play with you.
>>15908794
I actually like that dude. Don't be mean jaypea, even we had to start somewhere.
>>15910216
some of the more "veteran" /jp/dots players take the games a lot more seriously than others
>>15908794
This makes me sad. I thought /jp/ was better than that.
>>15910598
I blame the rise of 3D-related topics on /jp/.
Also is there a game up? I forgot how to make them.
>>15910686
Not at the moment. There's not many people online (at least from the channel).
Lobby is upREMEMBER YOUR ROOTS
>>15910844
STOP
>>15910273
I'm not even a veteran, though-- I started playing dots this week as well. It just wasn't fun laning with Bottle EVERY game. I'm not saying he's bad or anything, but I don't want to be with the same person over and over again for 5+ games in a row.
The fuck? Have password changed or something? /jp/dots finds 0 games
>>15908794
Do you enjoy bullying me?
>>15910896
Some joker occasionally uses only /jp/
>>15910880
We were a good team together!
I miss when this game was light-hearted
>>15910934
no, i love you
How the fuck does Kaguya's ult work? shit keeps breaking on me when I use it instead of going the full duration
Is this the end of /jp/dots?
It was fun while it lasted.
>>15911247
If i recall correctly, it is based on how much damage your utl's passive has recently absorved.
>>15911277
Why are people saying that everything's gone to shit? One guy made one comment. Chill jaypeas.
New lobbyI'm going to have to take a break if these games keep end up being shit, All the people I like never show up anymore
who are the top 10 people OK to bully in this shit game
>>15911433
Find out by joining the game!
There is a new lobby up!
The password is likely "/jp/dots".
Please play, 7/10.
>>15908664
I honestly wish all games could be like that instead of the trend where dots games are becoming e-sports lite. Remember to take it easy /jp/, not everyone who plays is horribly concerned with winning, having fun together and doing stupid shit is why people who are bad at dots stick around.
(still) out of 10!
>>15911647
>unicode (9) won't display
Well, fuck.
A new lobby has been made.
This time the password is definitely /jp/dots
Oh, is that it for tonight?
>>15912202
Yeah, the tone of games has just been bad since this afternoon.
>>15912202
>>15912247
Tomorrow for sure then. You guys better be there!
>>15912410
100%
BASH
Lobby is up everyone, pass is /jp/dots as always, lets make these Sunday games good ones!
3rd game is up, 7/10 we are waiting warmly.
7/10! more games!
9/10 Please /jp/ we need you, help us!
games still going?
>>15916121
Yes.
A new lobby is up.
The password is /jp/dots
8/10!
9/10 for the last game of DotS! The Chinese are on their way as we speak.
An exciting weekday lobby is up.
The password is /jp/dots
>we almost have 10
why tell lies?
>>15920101
Almost 10 if 10 almost join
>>15920163
Eye like your logic.
I will play a video game of defence of the shrines 2 with /jp/ in a few minutes.
>>15920163
>>15920170
now 9, so check my 9
ded thread, so no new lobby?
>>15920483
It is at 9/10
IS 9/10 AGAIn
COME
RAPORT HEOST 4 STKT TEMZ
4/10
Please help us avoid responsibilities
At least we tried. See you tomorrow friendos.
>>15920728
I'll be waiting
I look forward to randoming the same girls over and over again tonight.
>>15921778
Purursee a cute!
are we playing today?
>>15923849
never ever
>>15923849
Why would anyone want to do that?
>>15923849
I was going to make a lobby earlier but I forgot how to.
That being said I've made a new lobby.
The password is /jp/dots
>>15924069
screw you I have to work in 30 minutes
>>15924069
Wait for me, I'm on my way home!
Lobby is at 5/10 and warmly waiting for more /jp/sies
Magical lobby is at 9/10! Come quick!
>>15924185
9/10 come quick!
>>15924256
I'm coming!
New lobby 9/10! :)
>>15924072
work? is this some kind of jaypee meme
>>15924593
9/10 waiting for game!
>>15924697
late again huh
7/10 need a miracle
Falling asleep while waiting for a game with jay pea!
>>15926160
stupid lazy princess!
An exciting lobby is up.
The password is /jp/dots
Lobby doubled in size join quick!
I'm too sleepy to play tonight. I'm sorry /jp/
Too much work to geamu. Please bully a /jp/ in my stead.
7/10 lobby is go, get in quick!
>>15866815
last call for users
Beeru pls. We had a tea thread.
I'm not very good at ASSFAGGOTS, will you people yell at me if I play poorly?
>>15931115
We're all about cuteness and taking it easy. Just join us, pick a cute touhou and don't be afraid to ask questions.
>>15931115
/jp/dots does not require any kind of previous experience nor skill to join! It is about fun! About cute girls!
We can teach you!
I have almost 90 hours in this game and still haven't gotten my first kill, should I just quit?
>>15931279
Dota has a very steep learning curve, don't give up!.
>>15931279
It took me 3 weeks to not be a complete detriment to my team. Don't give up!
>>15931279
Don't worry, lots of people go entire dots games without getting any kills.
>>15931460
and then there's people with 20+ kills.
we do have a problem of uneven skill levels sometimes...
also people who pick carry every game and wins by default if enemy team doesnt have decent player on carry themself.
We should make a list of easy characters and hard characters so that new players will be able to effectively contribute to the team without anyone relying on them to carry the game.
Unfortunately I can't think of anyone to put in the easy category besides the shrine maidens.
>>15931702
Alright i'll make one based on my experience with new players coming in.
Easy: Tenshi, Sanae, Okuu, Cirno and Suika to an extent
(all rather forgiving heroes that require low farm to (help) kill people. start here if you have no experience i suppose)
Normal: Aya, Reisen, Koishi, yumemi, Reimu, Shikieiki, remilia, wriggle, eirin, murasa(?), yuyuko, mokou, youmu, yukari, ran
(basicly heroes that require last hitting and good positioning/skill shots, start here if you can play ASSFAGGOTS)
Hard: Kaguya, Alice(maybe), Kanako, Momiji
(these require some above average coordination and meta knowledge to play efficiently, all rather weak when not)
Shit tier: Yuugi
(what more is there to say?)
>>15931702
Cirno, Reisen, Okuu, Yuyuko, Koishi and Ran are not hard to figure out. Maybe even Tenshi, as long as you don't wall in your team. I would love to make some kind of beginner's guide. Unfortunately, I'm ass at the game.
I do have the time though, where would one post such a thing?
>>15931693
There's only 3 people that do that though.
>>15931702
The best girl for new players to play is random.
>>15931702
If by easy you mean mechanically easy then I'd say Erin, Sanae, Ran, Koishi, Iku, Yuyuko, Flan, Rumia, Yuugi, Eiki, Aya, Byakuren, and like pretty much every girl that is not Kaguya, Alice, Murasa and Kanako.
The harder girls would be the micro ones. Out of which the only two girls that require decent micro are Alice and Murasa, Maybe Momiji since pupper scouting is very useful and you can TP to the puppers, but it'snot required and the doggos obey unified orders so you can just use them for fighting without any major problem since they are tanky and expendable.
Flan's illusiuons actually follow unified orders!
Reisen's do not but you can box them since they don't require much micro other than selecting the target you want them to attack
Yuuka's the same as Reisen, although her illusion is FUCKING annoying to try to micro if you are a lazy cunt like me and refuse to set up control groups since for some ungodly reason the chink devs thought it was a wonderful idea to be able to tab through individual flowers. At the very least they could have made it so tabbing selected ALL flowers just like you can tab between Nature's Prophet and his treants as a group.
Problem comes when you take into account you need some game sense to be effective outside of lane bullying.
>>15931693
Dots is not exactly balanced. When it comes to carry v carry later on in the game (minus the teamwork factor due to skill levels being all over the place and thus making teamwork unreliable in most games) it just comes down to hero match up. It comes down to carries who have the edge relative to their opponent like Iku vs Flan or any melee, or Koishi vs anyone who can't survive moren than three hits from her.
The real problem is when you let them absolutely free farm and lane in an empty lane for 15 minutes and don't push their shit in other lanes when you can/gank them early, this happens rather often. but given the uneven skill and experience levels taking advantage of time windows will vary heavily from team comp to team comp, player wise.
Only way this will be fixed is when players become better at the game and develop better game sense for the flow of the game, at that point we will complaint about how imbalanced everything in this game mod is and start calling others <hero> Pickers.
But who wants to do that? That doesn't sound like fun at all! Nothing in my post sounds fun! This is /jp/dots! not /mlg/dots! We are here because we all secretly want to be cute girls and cuddle with other cute girl /jp/sies. Dots is the closest thing we have to that.
>>15931822
Create a user account at Touhouwiki (just request one through the regular process, they approve everyone) and put the article into your userspace.
Then add a link at the bottom of the Defense of the Shrines 2 article.
>>15931773
You left out about half the cast.
Thursday big gaemu lobby up /jp/ Let's play!
>>15932894
I summon you jp to this lobby!
>>15932939
6/10 waiting
Just woke, wait for me now.
Geamu started yet?
>>15933262
game 3 about to start
Will there be another game?
new lobby 7/10 :)
>>15930858
So you bought the Asahi you discussed in game?
Good choice
Shit, is it NB already?
7/10
9/10 How do we get out of this sticky situation?
>>15933766
Yep, beeru was nice.
Lobby is up!
>>15937953
need more bakas to come play a shitty game
>>15938192
I'm a little drunk, can I still play?
>>15938227
There's another way to play?
>>15938255
ultijaemt inrkedible thred 4 xtrem sugoi peoples