Yukari thread

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Ran>Chen>Yukari

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>>15859106
We have a winner

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Threesome with Yukari and Reimu, anyone?

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>>15859191
>paying for sex
No

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>>15859191
No, I want a threesome with Yukarin and the spooky ghost!

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Reminder.

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>>15859469

>>15859543
why is she crying?

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>>15859547

Accidentally gapped dust into her eye.

>>15859577
But why is she attacking me? Doesn't she know that I can easily recover from fatal injuries with my special snowflake magical powers?

So the new WaHH proves she is best girl, right?
Like no one can argue against it anymore.

YUKARI loves Vodka and she drinking everynight

>>15859643
Sounds like me and Yukari have some things in common
I bet we'd hit it off

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>>15859584

>>15859584
Maybe she's into that kinda thing?

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>>15859598

>>15861597
Dont worry Yukarin, I'm a useless neet, but I support you.

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Yukarin's gloves are the best!

>>15861635
But will you still support her 130 years later, anon? This is important.

>>15861676
Depends on what happens, will I brb Gensokyo by then? Because 20 years seems like a stretch atm, and thats optimism and fear of death combined.

my tulpa looks a bit like yukari

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>>15859068

>>15861676
[X] become a youkai

>>15863691
Yes I'd like Eirin, please.

>>15865827
Good choice.
It sucks her and Yukari dont get along.

>>15859307
This Anon knows what they're talking about! Good choice, dude!

>>15859469
HA! Seventeen my ass!

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shhh
bba is sleeping

>>15866079
Translate it weeb

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>>15866357
[honks loudly]

I want her to bully me!

>>15859106
you forgot the powergap

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I want to fill Yukari's gaps

>>15866817
It says:
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>15875346
What is she doing?

>>15880220
Recording

>>15880510
How big is Yukari's Reimu folder?

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>>15866357
a nigga stole my draw.

Saggy tits covered in stretchmarks.

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>>15885710
don't bully

>>15859469
*millenia

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>>15865926
She IS 17!..... cubed.

I had a dram about marrying her, then woke up due to insomnia.
End my life, it will be months or years before I can experience another Touhou dream. I rarely dream, even rarer it's touhou, rarer it's Yukari, and rarer again she likes me.
I hope Doeremy gives me a continuation next time I fall asleep.

>>15887576
Be happy that you had a dream like that
Don't worry, you'll get another one eventually

I am always pleasantly surprised when I have a dream about me and my wife and it puts a smile on my face when I wake up

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>>15885710
Thanks for reminding me I have those, Anonymous..

>>15887591
Do you have an actual wife? And it puts a smile on your face when you wake up because you wake up to her there next to you?

>>15887731
You're welcome, baba.

>>15887591
Why would I be glad to dream of Gensokyo, then wake up to reality?
The contrast just makes it worse.

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Anyone have the link to the website where Chanta puts his lewd Ran's? I lost it.

>>15888656
his pixiv?

>>15889584
No, it was a red themed website where he posted nipples. He censors nipples on Pixiv.

>>15890038
This one? http://seiga.nicovideo.jp/user/illust/28755897?target=illust_all

>>15890072
I think that's it, thanks a bunch.

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>>15885710
good thing i love saggy tits covered in stretchmarks

I feel like Yukari cares about maintaining an aura of dignity, even in an intimate setting, so she could never give me the sort of sloppy, unrestrained blowjob that I need from my Touhous.

>>15859068
BABA!

>>15894098
For your consideration: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=14991015

>>15899618
Got the full vid by any chance?

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>>15859217
You don't have to pay if she's hypnotized into it.

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Yukari's delicate gloved handjob as she licks precum off the tip of your dick, followed by lewd paizuri?

>>15906174
I want to cum into her gloves.

>>15859547
False tears to lure the idiot in close to give her a hug. Then slamming down a seal to make him a shikigami

>>15900625
Not since it was taken down on Nico for copyright infringement.

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>>15906155
I want to get hypnotized by Yukarin!

>>15906174
As long as she's wearing soft, silky gloves and there's lots of cuddling.

Yukari is my mistress!
I would serve her in any way she wants, whether it's cleaning her sweaty pits, sucking her Yukari rod or even drinking all of her delicious gap fluids!

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I would like to pat Yukarin's head!

>>15906877
Fuck her using her gloves as condoms

>>15914683
G-genius

>>15914683
That sure will hurt

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>>15907816
You and me both.

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Yukari looks so cute and innocent right here, but you wouldn't BELIEVE the perverted thoughts going through her head! She's a super horny hag who wants to jump your young penis, and she's running about 1000 different lewd fantasies about you through her mind! This is a face that needs to be covered in thick, creamy goo!

>>15916469
BABA!

>>15916452
I'd rather her tickle me senseless on a daily basis, her power allowing her to gap in any number of hands and body parts to overload my senses in a never ending tickle hell.

>>15919916
Oh god, YES! I want this as well!

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>>15919916
>>15920075
She could gap an endless amount of feet and smother my whole body with them.

>>15916469
I bet she's thinking of holding someone's hand! Oh, that's really lewd!

>>15859068
>Insert obligatory "Yuukari is an OLD HAG" joke here

With that aside, I want to make an example of some guy I've seen on a website...

This guy would jack off a lot, we all jack off a lot but this guy does it the most, openly talks about his masturbation habits, and is in college (Somehow he escaped the basement) He makes everyone unconformable, and would kill anyone who would dare slander his waifu he threatens to kill anyone who calls Yuukari an old hag, He ironically enough runs no faps and had a dream about fucking a chick as a futa and pissed himself when cumming in his dreams

If the person I'm talking about is reading this thread, I'm sorry if I triggered you, I hope we can be freinds

>>15921859
You're gonna die in your sleep tonight asshole. I'm coming for you.

>>15921935
You don't even know where I live, such an obvious troll, Is this because of Old hag joke?

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I want to cuddle meido Yukarin!

>>15921859
What a good Yukari fan

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bump

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>>15922054

>>15922754
I guy who loves Yukari without murdering others for her

>>15921935
>>15921990
take it easy of fuck off even easier

>>15930546
But Yukari is already a murderer, so what is the problem?

Am I a good Yukari fan if she is my nr.1 girl and I tell others how great she is but respect their opinion at the same time?

Yukari is an old perverted hag who wants to expose her body to young boys!

>>15933290
Is this bad?

Why does it always rain on Yukari? Is it because she lied that she was seventeen?

>>15930833
I wanna take it easy bro
>>15931149
When you put it that way...
>>15933290
Nice!
>>15933485
I'm assuming that's why they call her an old hag so yes

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Yukari a cute!

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A smiling one! A great one!

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when will yukari learn to dress like a proper senior lady

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>>15928386
Really cute!

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>>15938588

>>15944642
Isn't supposed her body is tougher than a normal human?

>>15945956
When Meiling fought Yukari she said it was like hitting a brick wall. She assumed that Yukari was wearing some kind of armor under her dress though.

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>>15946441
> Yukari was wearing some kind of armor under her dress though.

Where?
...or maybe her body is made of bricks

>>15946441
Most likely she just opened a gap where she was hit, just above skin level, and Meilings hand just hit something else.
Yukari is broke as fuck.

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Cute Yukari falls asleep, and you get to ogle her bare feet as much as you want! And take pictures of them, so you can have visual access to Yukari's feet whenever you want!

>>15948234
>feet
Instead, I go straight for her blonde pussy!

>>15859469
She's more like 20 or something.

>>15948234
I would gently massage mistresses feet before cleaning them both with my tongue

>>15948285
>>15949974
Guys she's sleeping, don't be a dick.

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>>15950147

>>15946461
>...or maybe her body is made of bricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

>>15950147
>don't be a dick.
I don't want to be a dick. I want to give her my dick

>>15951744
What about Yukari giving you her dick?

>>15952192
Silly anon, girls don't have dicks

>>15952543
Are you sure Yukari is a girl though?

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>>15952192

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Isn't Yukari technically the most powerful Youkai, or being for that matter, in the Touhou universe?
Her powers sound scary as fuck.

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>>15952836
i wanna be dominated by the most powerful youkai!

>>15952836
>Who is Yuuka
Also, even If she was the most powerful "youkai" there's still non-youkai characters that can fuck her sideways like Eiki, the himes from the moon, Hecatia and Reimu.

>>15952836
Most powerful, probably, but not in the sense you're thinking of. She's powerful in the sense that she can achieve her goals more consistently than anyone else. This is mostly down to intelligence, in both senses of the word.

She does have a lot of raw power too, but Gensokyo has a lot of people with raw power. Raw power on its own will get you nowhere.

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>>15952612
Her body is too good for a trap, so yes, I am sure she is a girl

>>15953542
>body is too good for a trap
You haven't seen many good irl traps then.

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>>15953627
>irl
>trap

You are all nice people and I am glad we can appreciate Yukari together

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Um, excuse me Miss Yukari, but...!

>>15954086
I want to see Yukaris big fat tail!

>>15954173
She had to cut a slit in her clothes to fit her tail through, and if you look closely, you can see her buttcheeks and buttcrack through it!

>>15953418
wasn't eiki a mistranslation/misinterpretation, and reimu only on spellcard system?

>>15954212
no, no

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>>15945725
Egad!

>>15954212
Yes.

>>15954320
>>15954368
?

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BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

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I really, really, really like cumming to this guy's art! I think it's BECAUSE it looks so non-porny and innocent. Masturbating to it almost feels deviant, which is appealing. He draws way more non-lewd pics than lewd ones, and even his lewds feel cute and tasteful. The cums feel really cute and poweful.

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>>15885710

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Hags being teases with their naked buttmeat!

>>15954609
Any special fantasies you have while masturbating to them?

>>15954587
You know she's gonna spare Reimoo.

>>15954629
Hags are the best! BEST!

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>>15954630
I really, really like embarrassment-play!

I also have a fantasy where I meet Yukari, and she is a super desperate, horny hag. She's horny for me because I'm a young man, and I respond to her advances and we just go super depraved and horny on each other! I talk her into doing all of my goofy roleplaying fantasies, and I do some of hers as well. And I play with her feet! After fugging, we cuddle forever.

I love Yukari!

>>15954636
Out of all the hags in that picture, I bet Yukari would be the one to turn around and shake her milky breasts around!

>>15954539
This is maybe the only chance in you could kill your major enemy, Eirin. Don't hesitate and destroy her.

>>15954587
Kill the Raymoo NOW!

Yukari is NASTY and I want to do NASTY things with her

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>>15958353
like eating nasty foods?!

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Yukari is bold!

>>15958412
I-I can see Miss Yukari's VAGINA!

>>15958393
I think even if it's Miss Yukari, I wouldn't want to eat her broccoli

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>>15958393

where are all the gapfags?

>>15966212
Their intelligence has depreciated to the point where they are like this fellow here >>15958432

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>>15958393
No my first name ain't baby.

>>15966424
So highly intelligent anons want miss yukari's penis then?

>>15966908
Futanari Yukari is best Yukari.

>>15966212
Hol up lil nigga, imma call muh homies.

AYY YO WER ALL MUH HOMIES AT?

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>>15970048
AYO WHAT UP BRUV

>>15970048
thanks man, I appreciate it

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>>15970048
nigs are not allowed to love the Yukari

>>15973749
translate it weeb

>>15973755
welcome back master (written with death kanji, and something else I didn't get)
and yukari angry meter

>>15973789
Why is she angry about?

>>15973802
maybe because someone made her act like a maid?

>>15973803
Who would be able to make her act as a maid? Reimoo?

>>15973831
She could have lost a bet as well

>>15973708
u best be playin', dawg.

Yukari's hat looks like a dumb diaper.
And she's old.

>>15975161
Better not say anything you can't take back.

>>15975161
anon >>15973749 as she wasn't pissed enough

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>>15958393
>>15963158

>>15973749
Look at those big Youkai paizurers.

>>15977117
Disgusting. Go to /d/.

>>15885710
that only makes me harder

>>15977117
I like how vore is allowed yet tickling gets deleted straight away. Stay classy meido-chan.

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>>15977458
I like how the boob thread is allowed and protected /jp/ heritage Homu is deleted.

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y tho

>>15977117
Wow I can't believe there are skilled vore artists out there. I always imaged them being very ill mentally and incapable of decent art.

>>15979247
>very ill mentally and incapable of decent art
But artists and mental illness go hand in hand.

>>15979287
Not natural illness, only the lead paint kind.

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>>15979247
that one is a collab between the guy who made this, utopia, and karbo who draws vore for more than 10 years

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would yukari suck my dick if i grabbed it and said "here comes the train, choo choo!" like i'm feeding a baby?

>>15980905
She would punch your stomach and step on your pitifully small penis, you dumb subhuman.

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>>15980905
Only if you suck her dick first

Sex with Yuckarin!

Yukarin can't die!

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>>15995972
She is already dead

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https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Who%27s_Who_of_Humans_%26_Youkai_in_Gensokyo/Yukari_Yakumo,_Ran_Yakumo,_and_Chen


Relatively new article on Yukari's power and glory written in infallible ZUN perspective (Not Akyuu or other character perspective)

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I want to nap with yukari and hotbox myself with her milfy body-odor. I want her to sub-consciously hug me into her large sweaty warm breasts so i'm gagged to death by her sharp smelly sweaty boobs!

>>16004772
NASTY!

>>16004772
>Her personality is gentle
It's cute Ran is gentle while being soft and fluffy. That means you can probably hug her or touch her tail if you ask nicely.

>>15996016
Still bitter about the sake, I see?

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>>16008844
To be fair, Yukari teach us something relevant.
"
if you can't beat your enemy, be a nigger and steal his stuff"

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>>16009987
> No Mary

Its shit.

>>16009987
Moonie status: Turned into refugees, had to flee their holy land because they don't have any real technology like radar AA guns (1970s tech) to shoot down aggro fairies

Gensokyo status: Strong

Sagume is pretty worthless, she had to do all that complex risky bullshit instead of "The enemy definitely won't leave us alone right now"

>>16008798
please be my gf

>>16008735
That's actually the second time ZUN's described her as such.

>>16014686
Screw you, she's MY gf!

>>16010216
All powers have draw backs that aren't actually shown. Otherwise, shit would get too crazy.

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>>15859068

>>16008798
You are now LITERALLY my girlfriend

>>16015457
>Old Ladies
dude, she even looks younger than Raimoo

>>16015457
Yukari deserves to be bullied.
High-school style.

>>16014709
I dont remember the first. But thats fine, because she hardly gets mentioned. You would think she would be important given she is Yukari's agent and Yukari spends most time sleeping.

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>>16015656
Eh, I'm fine with that.
It leaves all the more for me to fill in myself, after all.

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>>16014686
>>16014854
>>16015470

Square up, fuckboys.

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>>16004772
That was an interesting read, thank you.

I dreamt that a bunch of old men that looked like they were mystics circled around me and began some kind of ritual that I couldn't understand. The only words they said that I understood was "you have the potential to become the new crown" and at that everything faded away. When things cleared up I found myself in a male version of Yukari's outfit wandering aimlessly in a barren Gensokyo until I finally woke up.

What does this mean?

>>16017607
Seems like you want to fuck your mother.

>>16017806
Freud pls

>>16017607
You're the next Yukari. Prepare to acquire big boobies soon.

>>16014686
>>16014854
>>16015470
Fuck off!
She's mine you uncultured shits!

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>>16020993
>mine
I am not ded yet, anon.

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Yukari is fat!

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>>16022241
stop!

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>>16025307
Fat!!

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>>16025383
NO

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>>16025560
She spends half her time hibernating and half her time using gaps to exert as little physical effort as possible. No exercise whatsoever.
All while having a live-in cook.

FAT

NO YUKARI IS NOT FAT

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>>16026775
But the fat only goes in the good places

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>>16027875
Chubby BBA who can't even fit through her own gaps!

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>>16038589
You got something to say to her?

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>>16038646
Yeah.
"Fatty!"

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>>16038683

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>>16038646
C-can I rub your feet?

>>16038788
is there more

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>>16038589
She is best 2hu, nerd

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>>16041432
No, thank you.

>>16041449
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/984910/85616f4075/

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Yukarin!

>>16043471
Neet. more!

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I want to get enslaved by Yukarin!

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>>16043503
Let's be honest, is there actually anybody here that wouldn't let Yukari drag them through the gap no matter what her conditions or desires were?

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>>16043535
Clearly someone already insane.

>>16043569
Whoa! She is really a man eater isn't?

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>>16043580
I'd let Yukari eat my man.

>>16043471
Do you have the full sized version of the thumbnail anon?

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>>16043643
Here, the original is only 600*350 sadly.

>>16043649
You can always use waifu2x.

>>16043535
>black instead of white stockings
disgusting

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>>15859469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

I can't believe this thread has been around for over a month

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>>16050486
Everybody loves
Everybody likes
Yukarin!

>>16050486
because of shit taste

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I want Yukarin to manipulate the boundary of bachelorhood and marriage to make me her husband!

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>>16053024
I'm very jealous of Reimu.

>>16050486
I can't believe this hag has been around for over an eon.

Chen is weak to water

what a soft bitch you could just spit on her to dispel her fucking weak, Ran is gentle and will only follow programming

How is Yakumo-Sama so strong but only able to produce such bitch made shikigami?

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>>16067050
You'd probably need a lot more water than that. And Chen is Ran's shikigami, not Yukari's.
>Ran is gentle
What's wrong with that?
>will only follow programming
Following their master's orders increases shikigami's power, so I don't exactly see the problem here.

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Why is everyone so mean to the gappy girl? She just wants a cuddle and a friend.

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>>16070066
Nope.

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Yukari boobs!

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>>16069929
I'm going to give Yukarin all kinds of cuddles!

>>16070712
Does that gap go through her neck?

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>>16066666
Woah!
Nice digits!

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>>16067050

>>16070779
No, The gap is over her her like a shirt

>>15887731
pics

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>>15907816
Would you be the loving master for a hypnotized Yukari? I know I would! She probably needs a break from all her plotting and waiting.

>>16090518
If I had someone like her completely at my mercy, I don't think I'd be able to restrain myself.

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>>16090518
Yukari is her own master!
I'd spoil her too much.

>>16090522
I figure if Yukari of all people is under hypnotic control, either you're an immensely powerful figure (fictional hypnosis) or her lover experimenting (how it might work irl). Either way, you earned it.
>>16090666
Of course she is! But everyone needs a vacation once in a while. Just imagine, knowing how busy her head can be, how good she'd feel. Like sitting down after a long walk, but for her brain. And she's been "walking" for a long time, hasn't she?

>>16092387
>Like sitting down after a long walk, but for her brain.
She already does that for half the year.

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>>16092397
Then she'd probably appreciate such joys in her life. Getting her sleeping and intimacy at the same time.

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Nice hat, Yukari

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>>16092387
Normally I don't like hypnosis/mind control because it usually comes off as demeaning to the character. But, I have no objections to helping Yukarin relax if it's consensual and/or she trusts me to know what I'm doing. And while I can see the appeal of having someone as powerful and mysterious as her completely under my control, the Yukari I know and love is an entity with her own free will and I wouldn't want to keep her enthralled permanently.

>Like sitting down after a long walk, but for her brain.
Do youkai, especially such as Yukari, even need rest? (I know youkai magicians don't) I always thought she sleeps out of boredom or to pass time, not because she has to rest in order to function properly.

>>15859068
She was raped by lunarians. How can anyone worship her?

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>>16094002
Thanks, car dudes!

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>when you shoot it in her butt to not take responsibility and she gaps it into her womb

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>>16097635
But why would I avoid taking responsibility in the first place?

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>>16094333
Well of course it's temporary! I love her as a person, and permanence would undermine that, plus she has a whole Gensokyo to run. But sleep is so predictable. I figure it would be far better for boredom to give her lover the keys to her mind, not knowing just what he plans to do with her beautiful body or just how her thoughts will be shaped like wet clay that night.

>>16097635

>Avoiding responsibility
>With an omnipotent super-youkai who can just gap-steal everything you need to raise a kid

>>16098980
imagine if the child's power awaken as a baby, good luck with random boundary shifts

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>>16097720
If you put it that way, I suppose there's no harm in letting Yukari unwind a little. But I'd like her to return the favor and do the same to me afterwards (I think being dominant suits her better). It'd only be fair, right? The only thing that still bothers me is how exactly she would hand over 'keys to her mind'. Clearly the tricks that work on regular humans wouldn't have any effect on her. Would she transfer her powers to you, or use them to adjust the boundary between her mind and your wishes to give you total control or something like that?

>>16099522
Yukari can handle them. I imagine she'd also be in charge of teaching the child how to control their abilities.

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>>16099765
I love her hypnotically dominant as well, I uploaded >>15916452. Didn't Eirin's pill interview indicate a relative similarity of human-youkai thought, even if the medicine must be physically different? Who knows, maybe hypnotizing her could work similarly to a human, if she wants to be hypnotized.

Maybe it could work like the previous image, blurring the boundary between her thoughts and your words to make conventional hypnosis workable.

I also have a fantasy where, having been Maribel's loving and pervy hypnotist, the same trigger words still work on Yukari, even all that while later. Then you use them to jog her memory a bit...

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>>16098980
>>16099522
>>16099765
Yukari will just ask Ran to raise the kids

>>16100791
>Implying that's a good thing.

Never trust a fox.

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>>16101171
Ran is perfectly trustworthy.

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>>16101171
Fox gonna teach those kids what means love

>>16101261
Silly ran, take those fake vampire teeth out, it's not halloween anymore!

>>16101261
Have you never read a fairy tale? Foxes are up there with stepmothers when it come sto untrustworthy people.

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>>16102853
That's the malicious ones.
Ran is clearly not evil.

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>>16100686
All of these and previous explanations seem reasonable. I should probably pick the ones that appeal to me the most, come up with my own (personally, I enjoy the thought of Yukari using her mastery over boundaries in creative ways like this one) or just stop overthinking it altogether. It's just a fantasy after all. I believe she could make it reality if she wanted to, though, especially if you asked her nicely. And damn, is the picture you quoted hot. It has to be my favorite caption featuring Yukari and probably my favorite caption overall.

What I remember from Eirin's article is that youkai don't really need medicine for physical illnesses due to being mostly spiritual beings, so their medicine is mental and is much stronger than the human counterpart (I think a youkai/human would actually get poisoned if they tried the opposite pill). I don't recall it implying similarities in youkai and human thought processes, but maybe it went over my head and I need to re-read both BAiJR and PMiSS.

I'm not a big fan of Yukari&Maribel connection. I prefer to think of them as unrelated characters. Or at least, as not related by blood. But it's okay if you think otherwise.

>>16102884
Why are you so sure, anon? The fox in little red riding hood seemed nice too. Until he revealed his true colors.

Look, all i'm saying is don't give him the opportunity to raise ridiculously powerful human youkai hybrids. That's just asking for problems.

>>16090518
I'd rather her Rip out my throat and cook me if that was the other option.

>>16103708
Why not both? Dating somebody who has control over the boundary between death and life has its advantages.

>>16103716
But if she cuts me up that way I don't think I can be made alive after that. I'd rather be Her Maid (male)

>>16103806
So....her butler? You do realize the pay is shit. Everybody will threat you like garbage. Your bed is made from the souls of the damned. And if Yukari decides to cause another incident, you're first in line for a beating.

>>16104684
Worth it

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>>16103468
In particular, I recalled that the dream produced by the pill was the same for both Youkai and Humans, even if they required physically different medicine. If the same dreams produce relaxation for both, then we have a common point of reference for their subconscious, as dreams are usually subconscious phenomena. Therefore, as hypnosis and post-hypnotic suggestions are in real life based in the subconscious, it could be more effective than one might initially guess.

However, your suggestions and programming would have to work with her subconscious wants and hungers rather than overrule her, so understand such control is not truly absolute. Of course, if she wants to have her mind utterly overruled on some level, then it would certainly come close. But perhaps Gaphax is just more efficient. Either way, asking nicely is your opener.

The Maribel connection is not a hard rule for me, but simply must apply for that fantasy to work.

>>16104707
Really? But the souls are really loud and screamy.

>>16104713
But you will be beat up by other 2hus and be the portal mistresses personal butler!

>>16104720
But she's asleep most of the time. And when she is awake most of your work is going to consist of throwing screaming scared people into various portals.

>>16104731
Thats alright

>>16104742
But most of those people are innocent, non suicidal, kidnapped victims that will now meet a grisly end at the hands of a Youkai. Don't you care?

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>>16090518
Nope, I'd rather be hypnotised by her. Being under her control would be sexy as hell!

>>16104795
Why? What do you think she's going to do with you when you're hypnotized that she wouldn't do normally?

>>16104750
Not really no, if I can serve her that's good enough for me

>>16104815
Well, at least you're honest. Altough you do realize this kind of attitude towards your fellow humans is the reason why your life is what it is, right?

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>>16104803
It's not about what she could/couldn't do. The thought of being controlled by her is what I think is sexy.

>>16104870
I think it would be kind of boring for Yukari though. I mean, fucking a hypnotized person is like fucking a emotionless robot. Really unsatisfying.

>>16104870
You just nailed why I love that fetish so much. It's not about sex (though being violated while I'm completely helpless to stop it is hot too), but just the level of control involved.

>>16104940
>implying it has to be emotionless
I assume you'be never seen a stage hypnotist? Hypnosis is just the canvas. With a few words, Yukari could make you earnestly believe that you're her pet, child, rape victim, or object to use as she seems fit.

>>16105086
I have indeed never seen a stage hypnotist. But i still don't get what Yukkari gets out of it. Assuming she genuinely likes you, why would she bother hypnotizing you? Is it just a control thing?

>>16105132
Bondage for you mind itself, is how I like to explain it. Instead of ropes or wraps or blindfolds controlling what you can or can't do, it is her words, her sweet voice, settling in your mind. You don't even have to remember what she said would happen. It just does.

>>16105179
I get what you as the person getting hypnotized gets out of it. But what about the person doing the actual hypnotism.

>>16105191
Same reasons as bondage and dominance, but a whole level mire complete. The sub would be wrapped around her finger. Domme doms, Sub subs, but now in body, soul, AND mind.

>>16105212
I see. That sounds more like mind control than hypnotism.

>>16105217
They're basically the same thing in fiction though.

>>16105217
>>16105226
What he said. The end goal of erotic hypnosis is control, for a romantic and arousing context.

>>16104684
That's the entire point man!

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>>16104712
I see. Thanks for clarifying.

>But perhaps Gaphax is just more efficient. Either way, asking nicely is your opener.
I feel none of the hypnotic induction techniques used by hypnotists can ever compare to the unadulterated mind control that can be achieved with Gaphax. Still, each of the approaches has its own charm.

>>16106549
Did the artist accidently go over the drawing with the eraser tool a few times?

>>16106559
They were probably going for the 'breaking the fourth wall' effect.

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2hu Souls with Yukarin as the final boss when?