Okuu wants you to take responsibility and bear a child with YOU!

Why me?

>>15822961
Because you're the main character!

>>15822966
What other perks are there to being a main character?

>>15823003
You can't die so the fun never ends

>>15823012
Does my family die though?

>>15823016
No, like the characters of Touhou, you are stuck in a perpetual rift of time where events can transpire indefinitely without you ever aging

>>15823012
Dying in Gensokyo only makes you go pichuun and then drink tea with Reimu, so not dying is bad.

>>15822961
Why me = fry me

>>15823035
How would Okuu, my wife and mother of my children, react to me drinking tea with Reimu all the time?

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>>15822950
That's great, as do I with her. Please wish us good luck.

>>15823181
Unfaithful! you have to spend time with your wife!
>>15823261
Good luck!

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What would living with Okuu be like?

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Oh wonderful, it's one of THESE threads.
This should come in handy.

>>15823724
You ever come home after a long day at work only to find that your bird-brained wife torched the entire house trying to kill a spider?

That's what life with Okuu is like.

>>15823860
Cute Okuu picture, buddy!

>>15823957

More aptely, she'd eat it or serve it to you for dinner.

>>15822950
Would the baby have NUCLEAR FUSION powers as well?

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Radiation poisoning with Okuu

>>15824076
Yes, because Okuu is going to NUCLEAR FUSE WITH YOU!

>>15822950
>>15823181
>>15823261
>>15823425
Secondary.

>>15823724
Dead.

>>15823860
Accurate.

>>15824087
Correct but also secondary.

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>>15824109
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Okay, but you will stay here forever and never come in contact with me or anyone else.

Till death do us part, right?

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Utsuho is not a child factory.
Nor does she aspire to be mazacon bait.

She is but a simple girl who works tirelessly all day trying to power some stupid idea by a god that thinks science is "good" for Gensokyo.

>>15824095
We're going to make a NUCLEAR family!
You won't even be able to count the number of valence electrons!

>>15826491
Not funny.

>>15826509
Yeah, well neither are you, so there

But Okuu has rendered me STERILE as a result of her perpetual radiation!

How ever will we conceive now?

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If you shall ever concieve a family, however...

It's most likely that you'll be the one to raise the kids, help your wife out after a long day of work, "help" her again while she's tired, and do all the housework.

Okuu's a very busy girl. She's not really much of a housewife, but is more of a breadwinner, a role fathers usually take.

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>>15826697

>>15826509
Your face is funny!