Patche needs a bath! Because she's a smelly neet!

>>15807356
You need to go back there idiot

threads like this are /jp/ heritage

>>15807346
Taking a bath with Patchy!

>>15807364
I hope people stop bothering with cute 2hu threads. It's /jp/ main culture as 2hu board.

/jp/ wants more Patchy!

>>15807550
It's just some newfag trying to fit in.

>>15807552
Then why are there other cute threads deleted??
Are there cute hater mod on this board, too?

Should I just recite the spell 'Princess Undine', throw some soap and shampoo in the spray, throw Patche in it and call it a day?

>>15807788
Please don't bring another girl than Koakuma while bathing Patchy!

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Would you shave Patchy's patch?

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>>15807854
Alice can do it.

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Girls are supposed to smell nice, if a girl doesn't smell nice then she can't be cute.

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Patche bathes regularly and smells divine.

She's employed by Remilia

>>15808869
actually, I'm wrong

Whaddya know, she's Remi's guest

>>15808918
So she's free loading

Patchouli smells patchouli

>>15808679
I had to sit down next to a cute girl who looked like 18 in the train, but she smelt like she had not showered in a week. Even that stinky musky armpit odour was arousing when coming from a cute girl...

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>>15809221
Yep.

Bump because Patche deserves it

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Bathing with Patchouli!

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I'm n-new to /jp/. Let's get along well.

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I want to tease Patchy about her cute smelly bare feet until she blushes and washes them!

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Kek computerfag

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>>15813022
I really want to taking a relaxing bath with her.

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Page 10? More like emergency life preserver!

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>>15816567

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Good lord, they are multiplying.

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You can smell the musk from here.

>>15831334
I think that's just the bottom of my desk.

Patchouli is indecent!

http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/24913/1/patchy-senseis-anal-expansion-class-second-lesson

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Patchouli sees you staring at her feet.

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>>15833348

>>15833348
I want her to get flustered, and insult me for being a smelly-feet-loving creep!

>>15833352
"Hmm. Is he really getting turned on by my FEET? My sweaty, unwashed feet? How pathetic. I feel pretty sorry for a loser creep like that. I might as well let him look. Maybe stick them in his face and watch him squirm."

I want to watch Alice beat up Patchouli!

Get bumped, my child. This thread shall breath life in it some more.

>>15848856
Please do not bump /jp/ threads with no content. 'kudasai'.

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Patchouli needs a bath after hot and sweaty sex!

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I, a boy, want to give Patchy a bath, or walk in on her bathing! She would be SO embarrassed that the boy she has a crush on is seeing her naked in the tub! She would turn bright red, get super-tingly in the crotch, and stutter like crazy!

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>>15853269
I want to sniff Patchoulis big sweaty butt!

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>>15835174
>sweaty, unwashed

No

>>15853269
That artist is so good, too bad his doujinshi are short as hell though.

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Smelly smelly cunny

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How did I manage to survive with only one (1) pic of Patchy?

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>>15854641
Her loveliness sustained you.

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>>15854742
What a qt.

>>15854131
I think there was a Star Trek episode about this.

>>15854529
I like pictures like this.

>>15807346
Finally a Patchy thread that doesn't feature fat Patchy. Now we just need to work on your faggots and your obsession with the fact she's filthy.

Theres no reason to believe she doesn't bathe or keep herself clean. If anything, her obsession for keeping the library clean and tidy should mean she has OCD or some other mental condition that makes her want to keep herself clean as well.

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>>15853336
>She would be SO embarrassed that the boy she has a crush on is seeing her naked in the tub!
Why would such a pretty girl have a crush on a smelly weeaboo like you?

>>15855183
Because she saw that you were the alternative.

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Patchouli, uh!

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>>15855183
Patchy is lonely, has very low standards because she is desperate, and she thinks I'm cute!

And since I've seen her naked, she needs to see me naked to even it out! She's going to nervously, awkwardly ask me for sex, and I will accept! I'm going to cum inside The Patch! We will take each other's virginities!

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>>15807346
If you try to Google "patchouli", it gives a bunch of suggestions for how to make her smell better!

>>15855932
It's just not possible, though!

She can clean and spray perfume on herself as much as she wants, but her natural stinkiness will always be present! You can smell Patchy's feet and armpits from anywhere in the room!

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>>15855909

Kill urself my man

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>>15856636
You're jealous because Patchouli is my girlfriend!

>>15856644
That's not patchouli! That's a whore cosplaying as her!

But she works as a librarian, which definitely counts as employment.

>>15856829
All she does is schlick to romance novels and fujoshit all day! That hardly counts as a job!

>>15856829
Nobody on this stupid fucking board actually knows what NEET really means.

>>15857124
they do, it's just a whole another level of delusion

>>15855183
Trust Alice to say something like that.

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Ah. I'm home.

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Thumping this thread until I get yelled at.

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>>15858939
A hug from Patchouli would be the best.

>>15868223
If Patchy hugged you, she might seem shy at first, but she would never let go! Hugs with Patchy last 10 minutes at least!

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>>15869560
I want it ;-;

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>you will never bully patchy by pushing her book up into her face while you sit at the table together

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Patchy sucks, best magician coming through.

>>15880187
Alice pls go

>>15880187
I don't like the Reisen recolor....

>>15855161
I'd prefer it if she had a smelly NEET pussy

>>15872762
Why would you bully her? She could kill you in a few seconds. Man, jpsies are such bullies.

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It would be cute if Patchy got into an accident, and I had to bathe her! She would be mortified that her boy friend is going to be seeing her naked and washing her, but she would let me do it anyway, because she wouldn't want to tell me that she's uncomfortable and hurt my feelings!

It would be so cute to see Patchy very slowly undress, shaking with embarrassment as I'm about to see every bare inch of her pale body! She would clamp her hands over her breasts and vagina at first, but she'd have no choice but to expose herself as I clean her. Eventually, she would enjoy my baths and be comfortable around me, and we would really bond.

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>>15887306
I feel like I just read pic related

>>15809563
can confirm

>>15887067
More like jpsies are such retards. ahaha

>>15894989
Livin the dream.

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>>15887306
Original pic please! I want to see her cute pink nipples!

>>15887306
Just be aware that you're going to embarrass Patchy VERY much by clicking this link! You will know what her cute pink nipples look like, and she will never be able to take that nipple knowledge away from you!

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1846363

I want to see someone draw >>15887306
!

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>>15912799
Oops! I mean to quote >>15912787 !

>>15894989

arigato senpai

>>15912799
Nippouli Knowledge

>>15856829
I don't think the SDM library is public

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>turn a corner
>see this on a building

wat do

>>15916191
cum on it