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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>15795846
The waifu is made of lava! How is babby formed?
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Dragons are cute.
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>>15795852
Brimstone burps!
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>>15795855
I want to give my dragon daughteru a a small party after she does her first fire breath
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>>15795868
Does this part feature chili cook-offs?
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Don't forget spiders!
i don't like them but i know some do
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>>15795880
I love spiders. How could you not? Though I prefer the Rachne type eyes to that.
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>>15795869
Of course. Even the waifu is going for it to show how a true dragon eats chilis by devouring a bunch of them at the same time.
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>>15795885
Fortunately my waifu has the upper hand in the eating of chili, seeing as she's acid-proof.
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Batman the Animated Series had a really depressing ending, post maximum comfy to lift my dampened spirits.
Bonus points batty.
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>tfw you will never be kidnapped into the yandere kingdom/planet where the male:female ratio is 1:10
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>>15795932
I can't remember a single time where I've actually felt bad about never having such-and-such happen to me. And I can't think of making my own because, to be fucking real, I'm not that bothered by monster girls not existing.
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>>15795936
UNBELIEVER! We must give sacrifice to Yamata-no-Orochi for this blasphemy!
I volunteer!
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>>15795888
My dragons eats it to buff her fire, but she does like spicy food a lot. I just hope the little lizard doesn't follow after the bigger dragon and eats a whole bowl while still a child. Her tummy will hurt and she won't stop burping flame.
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>>15795944
Not to mention she'll get bloodstains in her underwear before her period even starts.
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>kc posted the turtle on the 28th
>it's been over a week already
So much for one a week, this is going to be slow.
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>no sandworm gf
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>>15795976
>Waifu isn't real
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>>15795983
Pls
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>>15795926
http://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ150293.html
Here is something very comfy.
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>>15796009
I don't speak Moon.
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>>15796029
You don't need to in order to enjoy cat girl voice works.
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I want to scale a big girl, find her weak spots and shrink her down to sexable size!
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>>15796042
I don't trust cats enough to listen to their lies if I don't understand them.
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Why aren't there bee girls in the MGE? Something like this would be perfect.
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>>15796054
I'd prefer bumble bees. Last Saturday I listened to one buzz while going from flower to flower and then making tzich-tzich noises while grabbing dat mead.
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>>15794418
Don't feel ashamed, dude. Your way isn't lackadaisical at all.
We all have our own way of loving waifus. None of them are any better or worse than the other, so long as she sits at the center of your heart.
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>>15796054
Give her chitinous multiarms, compound arms, remove that tumour from her backside, and integrate her abdomen properly with her body, then you've got a good design going.
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>>15796054
But there are bees, one of their bonus arts is regularly used in shitstorms.
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>>15796054
>>15796069
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Bee

Totally forgot about her. Then again, her design is pretty subpar.
Which bonus art is that, anyway?
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>>15796075
It needs to be updated
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>>15796075
>Although the worker bees are incapable of reproduction

Poor girls.
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>>15796083
I imagine the way they live in the hive means that they're all so close to each other, than when the queen gives birth to a child, all the adult honey-bee girls there become like communal mothers.
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>>15795996
I know anon, it hurts. I feel it too.
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>>15796009
What. They actually sell voicefagging on dlsite? Do you have full version?
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Mosura, ya, Mosura~
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>>15796096
It's in the /h/ baidu
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>>15796096
>They actually sell voicefagging on dlsite?

Anon, where do you think people get all those audio files from in the first place?
DLsite is like THE main source for all the J-ASMR and J-audio stuff.
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>>15796075
>When they spot a valuable human man, they fly at him and have sex with him to check whether or not he'd be a suitable husband for the queen.
Queen Bee confirmed for liking sloppy seconds.
>Which bonus art is that, anyway?
The "yuri" one.
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>>15796100
>that bellybutton piercing
I wonder where the other end of that chain goes.
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>>15796090
It sounds cute in a way, but sad in another.
There are a lot of girls that have a pretty bad time being a monster. Thank god they rape the sadness away.
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>>15796107
Oh, that one. I don't care about the "yuri" thing either way. It just looks like that alraune is thinking "I've had it up to here with these fucking bimbos!"
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>>15796066
So like this beautiful girl?

>inb4 le crabman meme
I know she's a design from crab but I actually like the way she looks.
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>>15796126
Yeah, I like her design better, but I still think the abdomen sticking out at 90 degrees from her spine is quite ridiculous.
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>>15796126
There's nothing wrong with her being Crab's. Pic related is the reason I got into this stuff.
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>>15796075
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>>15796137
There is nothing wrong with harvesting the delicious juices of a slutty plant!
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>>15796114
It does seem sad at first. But then you realise, in the case of the honey bees, their brains are wired that way. When their queen gives birth to a child, all the honey bees will feel that euphoric sense of love, looking after and cherishing the child.

I think I have a thing for communal monstergirl mothers.
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>>15796133
Even if she's my waifu. I can't agree on this.
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>>15796137
SHE HATES IT
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>>15796134
Crab has good designs. And in all honesty if you remove the typical "harem humor" his setting is probably the one I'd like to live in the most.
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>>15796104
Dunno, I never really cared about them but I thought it just some attentionwhores making them for free

>>15796103
What is baidu?
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>>15796147
Can*

Fucking typos.
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Here is a bonus
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ180823
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>>15796144
I see it differenty.
It's like they only get happy for the new member of the family because they can't have it themselves. Sure, when someone from your family has a child it's normal to feel happy about it, but having your probably feels even better, and they will never feel that since they can't bear their own.

Maybe I'm looking too hard into this. I do have a thing for sad girls after all.
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>>15796174
Check /h/
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>>15796149
Yeah, I do like some of the thought he puts in when it comes to physical traits and adaptations.
It's just a case of terminal shit taste affecting the story and certain behaviours.

>You will never live in the timeline where Monster Musume wasn't haremshit, but a straight up one-on-one romance series like Crab's original one-page sequences
>Or even an Amagami structure, with one protagonist and alternate routes for each girl
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>>15796190
Well the Japanese like Harems.

Or more technically harems where no one has sex and it takes years for the protagonist to choose anyone. I can't believe I used to like Love Hina.
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>>15796190
To be fair, he never would have made it as big as he has otherwise.

"Cookie cutter seasonal plot BUT WITH MONSTERGIRLS" was about as far off the beaten path as he could go with that one and still hit all the lowest common denominators. Now that monstergirls are much more popular, a more interesting take could be done.
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>>15796200
There's 12Beast too. I prefer it to EMG, even if there is no spider.
Yet.
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>>15796184
I don't see any baidus in there
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>>15796223
Maybe try looking?
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>>15795926
The Lion and the Unicorn wasn't that depressing...
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>>15796238
Judgement Day is what it ends on though?
Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty...
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>>15796204
Asterio is probably the best design for a minotaur and that wolf girl looks cute.
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>>15796245
Different series son.
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>>15796265
Same voice actors, same setting. You're not fooling me with your art-style shift.
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>>15796177
>literally Lala from MonMusu
Well I know what I'm doing today.
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>>15796245
That episode freaked me out as a kid.
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>>15796270
>Different title
>Over 2 year difference in production dates
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>>15796284
I DON'T CARE IT'S THE SAME STUFF
REEEEE
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>>15796284
Time blurs memories.
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>>15796291
Listen anon, we're not gonna continue with this unless you scrounge up or commission some superhero MGs.

More importantly the musical composers weren't the same.
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>>15796313
Is Pinky fine?
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>>15796330
Not super enough.
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>>15796340
How is she not super enough? She's a goddamn hero, isn't she? With superpowers and a costume and a heroing name?
Fine. Here's Adalmina West's Super Wurm from the 1960's.
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>>15796330
What are her powers, anyway?
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>>15796350
Looking cute and acid.
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>>15796346
What kinds of evil would a super hero fight in MGE? Loneliness of males?
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>>15796367
That and cow cult fanatics, mad paladin-chans, sabbath extremists, ultra greedy tanukis who like the guy she likes.
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>>15796367
Female Paladins. Serial Hand-Holder. Maus Sniffer.
Chuunis.
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I want to be the male supervillain who always ruins the super hero monster girl's day! No one can stop me!
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>>15796374
Do you have a twirly mustache?
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>>15794975
>>15795120
Late response I know, but thanks fampai.
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>>15796284
Same continuity...which makes it extra depressing when one considers Return of the Joker.
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>>15796056
Well, thanks for saying so man.
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Why are you still not with your waifu? What are you waiting for?
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>>15796374
I want to be mayadere for a hero mg!
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>>15796418
Because I'm far too afraid of death, and overly ambitious with my life-goals, to do so.

Also rather ironically, isn't that guy beside the Waifufag cosplaying Hades?
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Blue slime, part 3/3, update starts at 369: http://pastebin.com/cge4fjme

The end? I think the only thing I've learned from this is that I should indulge in some more in-depth slime girl porn before I take another crack at writing about them.
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>>15796418
Godspeed Taylor.
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>>15796418
You could say the same to her.

Go kill yourself, waifu. I felt a little sting in my heart while typing that, damn.
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>>15796444
I couldn't do that, you monster. I bet you euthanized your Companion Cube in record time, too.
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>>15796444
>three 4s of death

No no no no. Don't do it. I was just kidding
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In Monster Girl Encyclopedia news...

KC has released the Full Resolution March Hare and its "Making of". Check the last thread for its translation!

The Dress-up game is now on DLSite, but not yet released. Can we get a translator to get a name?
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ184633/?medium=twitter&program=on_announce&source=workpost_announce&utm_campaign=twitter&utm_medium=sns&utm_content=workpost_announce

Circle Exelga has released images of Eristia Vitral corrupted into a Lamia, Zombie, and Kraken. I'm not sure if these are for the sequel or an update. Check them out on his twitter!
https://twitter.com/circle_exelga
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>>15796444
You're a monster.
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>>15796418
The guy had taste, courage and a love-inspired dreamy mind, which is more than you can usually find in people his age today.
Without a bit of sarcasm, RIP.
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>>15796433
This is such a silly Slime. After reading EMG I'm suspicious of Slimes though, and I bet she's just pretending.
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>>15796418
Astraea was better
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>>15796457
Danke.
>Eristia Vitral corrupted into a Lamia, Zombie, and Kraken
Also a Wight, apparently.
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>>15796474
Lolno
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>>15796490
Yes
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>>15796433
Daaamn, this Slime must have Hroz levels of thickness.
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Eh? You were doing THAT all this time instead of being creative?
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I find it ironic how many pics we have of monster girls that are far bustier than a holstaur. Poor cows.
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>>15796497
Look I can't help but masturbate when I see cute fairies.
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>>15796497
I'm working and have to study for a test later. And just now that I was really getting into drawings.

Maybe soon I'll finally be able to produce worthy content.
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>>15796418
>>15796432
Oh wait no, second look, that looks more like Thanatos...even more appropriate!

Does no one else find it the tiniest bit ironic that a report on a kid committing suicide uses a photo of him standing next to some guy dressed as the God of Death?
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>>15796497
Working on homework and projects? Yes I was, you overgrown fly.
Now leave me alone.
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>>15795846
Lava golem x glacies
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>>15796523
That's a rude thing to say to a cute fairy.
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>>15795926
Fuck you feel my pain from Batman Beyond.
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>>15796528
I haven't downloaded that one, how's that then?
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>>15796457
>>15796485
Her Zombie and Kraken forms feel a bit too lazily done for my tastes.
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>>15796532
Well, as you might be able to guess, Mr. Freeze finally gets some closure.
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>>15796544
Does he learn to... CHILL?
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>>15796433
Oh yes, that was nice. Thanks for the update.
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You know what's great? Bedroom-shaped pocket dimensions.
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>>15796444
Interdimensional suicide pact with your waifu.
You both die at the same time in different worlds, and you're both born in a new world at the same time, finally able to be together.
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>>15796525
Maybe she should go bother those in the Arts and Sciences building instead. She'd get better responses there.
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>>15796572
You're a smart guy, anon. I like you.
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>>15796572
That sounds cool
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>>15796551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEky8d8eU4

He actually gets his consciousness put into a clone body after the fifty years he's been nothing more than a disembodied head, wishing for death. Everything seems fine for him until his genetic mutation starts showing signs of resurfacing, and it eventually changes him back into the snowman he was before.

He ends up getting into a fight with a villain named Blight and Batman after rampaging around Wayne Industries and at the end of it, Blight's radioactivity has permanently damaged his suit and the structural damage from the fight is causing the entire building to collapse.

Terry tries to tell Freeze they have to escape but he just creates a giant wall of ice to seperate them and tells him 'Believe me, you're the only one who cares...' before the building's rubble crashes down and kills him.
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>>15796457
They're concepts that didn't quite make the cut. He might reuse them in a future project.

There's a few for Dragonia as well.
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>>15796585
If you understand moon, can you list and explain them for us?
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>>15796581
Well thanks for that, I guess. That totally makes me feel super!
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I like ryu's
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>>15796565
Or a pocket dimension which is literally just a vast, neverending bed with large quilts, covers and pillows strewn everywhere.
Imagine a waterbed pocket dimension, except the water bed is so infinitely large it just wraps around you and your monstergirl, so the only thing you can see or feel around you is the fluid, shifting mattress. Above and below, and on all sides too, like its swallowed you up.
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>>15796585
>Cursed Draconic Sword
Oh boy, if those are a possibility imagine what Undead Kingdom Cursed Swords are like.
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>>15796572
But most people have waifus from harem shows. Why would waifu kill herself if she already has a lover in her world? Unless she lost the MCbowl of course
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>>15796608
Good on you. Who's Reiko?
>>15796625
With every harem show, there are alternate dimensions for each girl winning.
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>>15796630
A ryu oc done be a guy on deviant art that likes doing monster girls
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>>15796625
I dunno. I'm not a waifu professor.
The only Ph.D I have is the honarary Ph.D for my waifu's heart.
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>>15796648
I take it this Taylie is the same?
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>>15796657
Yep
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What does a kiss from Druella taste like?
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>>15796572
Even if you say that, the image of my cheerful tomboy dragon waifu ready to kill herself is not something I can accept. She shouldn't do something so lowly for a monster as magnificent as her. If anything, I should be the one dying to be with her, but I'm too scared of death to do it.
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>>15796663
Stuffy.
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>>15796663
Semen and regret.
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>>15796608
I like them too, but I don't know how to express my love.
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>>15796674
>>15796684
thats not a very nice thing to say.
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>>15796690
Perfect for Druella, then.
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>>15796565
>>15796611
>Be cherry fuckboy NEET who's never gotten to score
>Draw up your summoning circle and pray to whatever heathen god or demon is listening for some mad pootang
>The circle radiates power as the cherry fuckmuffin manifests in front of you in a puff of smoke, nearly completely naked in her leather harness
>It's especially digging into her puffy vulva, you end up swallowing hard. Fuck she looked great.
>Of course they do you idiot, she's a succubus, you remind yourself
"Oo~h? Well, what do we have here? By the smell of you, a virgin. Let me guess, you want sex, don't you?"
>Nod bashfully, every one of her body's movements are alluring, calculated. She didn't even have to put any effort into trying to excite you.
>Hold one hand up to the bed, and she just gives you a smirk.
"I'm sorry, love. But that hard mattress simply won't do. Not at all. Do you really want to risk one of your family hearing the creaking of bed springs? I've a better idea if you just let me out."
>Quirk an eyebrow, it's a classic demon trick, but when you see her sliding a hand between her legs and playing with herself, your boner overrides common sense
>She smiles sultrily as she steps up to you, she smells exotic, wonderful even as she pushes you in the center of your chest
>You're losing balance as you notice a gaping, neverending hole behind you
"I won't be long~ Go ahead and make yourself comfortable~"
>Fall for what feels like an eternity, until you just *pomf* onto something soft and yielding
>It looks like a giant quilt, stretching as far as the horizon
>There's various pillows of every size thrown all about you, you're confused as sin when you hear your succubus let out a giggle
"Don't worry, I'll put you back where I found you... but first... about this sex you want~"
>She's wearing nothing but a silken pink negligee, completely naked underneath
>Fucks you for what feels like hours, in dozens of positions on this massive bed landscape
>Her bodily fluids prevent you from ever going soft, and you fuck her full of spunk so many times you've lost count. Her bee-stung lips are whorish and taste like strawberries
>You're left panting and sweating on the quilt as she cuddles up to you, basking in the afterglow
"You did pretty well, for a first-timer. So, how was it?"
>Halfway through your explanation about how even if she's a whore-demon it was amazing she pouts and pinches you on the cheek, frowning
"Silly boy. My sisters and I only give ourselves to the ones we wish to be our potential mates. After all, this'll be nothing more than a dream for you~"
>Darkness takes you as she kisses you again
>Wake up in your bed, it's morning
>Yet... you can still remember her summoning circle, clear as day
>Your morning wood is saying yes, but your mind is saying no
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>>15796663
Like corruption itself.
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>>15796143
Only if i can breed the plant while the bees harvest her nectar!
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>>15796695
Why are you so mean? What has she done to you?
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>>15796696
That's. I'm getting me some chickens and a black cat and candles and what else do you need?
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>>15796702
Blighted my eyes and mind with her existence.
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>>15796704
That's it*
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>>15796705
but how can you not think she is beautiful!? Don't you just want to love her!
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>"Silly boyim."

【ドラゴンキラー補足】ご質問頂いたのでご回答をば、男性がドラゴンキラーを手にした場合、魔剣は大好きな主のめに、自動的に主に好意を抱く、ないし相性のいい竜を勝手に探して斬りつけお嫁さんにしちゃいます! #魔物娘図鑑 #魔物娘図鑑二次
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>>15796696
>"Silly boy. My sisters and I only give ourselves to the ones we wish to be our potential mates. After all, this'll be nothing more than a dream for you~"
Aww shucks.
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>>15796696
Fucking whore Alps and their dream-powers!
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>>15796745
>Alp
>Literally called a succubus in the greentext

Fuck off and stop trying to force your tranny shit into the thread.
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>>15796762
Alps have dream powers, mythologically speaking. Succubi don't. Phase 3 Alps are indistinguishable from Succubi, physically speaking.
There is nothing you can do to change this truth.
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>>15796767
>Alps have dream powers, mythologically speaking. Succubi don't.

Please do some research before you try to bullshit the thread. Again, fuck off.
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>>15796774
You know I don't particularly care for Alps, but now that you're upset I think I'm going to post some just for you.
Here's an Alp Lilim. I don't know how that works.
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>>15796785
An Alp has obtained ultimate power! All is lost!
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>>15796785
>I'm going to intentionally shitpost and try to piss people off because I got called out for being wrong

Alpfags.
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>>15796790
Yeah, something totally radical is going to happen!
>>15796793
Isn't that redundant?
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>>15796744
Don't worry Anon, you still scored.
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>>15796806
Or did he?
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>>15796674
>>15796684
He said Druella, not Mari.
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>>15796816
>Here lies anon
>He maybe scored?
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Why do you even bother? She'll never be real.
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>>15796853
But if you try really hard, maybe one day you won't be either.
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>>15796817
The blackberry fuckmuffin is still a dork!
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>>15796860
Yeah she's so quirky xD
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>>15796853
My feelings for her are.
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>>15796876
That's beautiful, man.
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>>15796876
But that won't make her real.
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>>15796860
>You will never pin the blackberry fuckmuffin to a bed and ravish her like a beast in a rut
>You will never get caught up in her rhythm despite wanting to be the dominant one
>Drew will never use you as a daki while cuddle-fucking you
>Or letting you drizzle chocolate syrup on her abs or letting you lick whipped cream and strawberries off her nipples
>Drew will never, ever be real
>You will never impregnate Drew and become the husbando she always wanted by giving her more sweets than a grandmother would sneak
>Your mother-in-law will never hate you with the passion of a thousand suns for giving Drew GLORIOUSLY thicc thighs
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>>15796902
>Drew
Please stop
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>>15796670
>Cheery tomboy dragon lives every day with a smile
>Wakes up early every dawn, exercises by benching some old oak tree trunks she's tied together with steel cables
>Flies down to a nearby quarry and punches boulders into gravel before breakfast
>Her flight is fast and graceful, punctuated with spirals, dives, loop-de-loops and all kinds of other stunts
>People on the ground below can occasionally hear her whooping in joy as she performs her tricks

>Every evening, she returns to her cave
>Except it's more furnished than most homes, with carpets and wall hangings taken and brought from all over the continent
>And every evening, she settles down happily at home
>Practicing cooking with her breath
>She's getting pretty good at it now, and can even fry vegetables without burning them (much)
>She sits down with two plates at the stone table, smiling and talking to her "Anon"
>She sculpted him from stone herself
>It's a rather one-sided conversation
>But she loves him all the same
>If only he could be real
>But for all her flying and exploring, she's never found him
>Of course, how could a man that perfect actually exist in reality?
>Her literal idea of perfection, who'd love her with all his heart
>Deep down, she knows she'll never meet him
>It's a subtly intuitive fact, the kind that sneaks to the surface of her mind at night and brings tears to her eyes
>She doesn't sob, or wail
>She just lays in bed, eyes closed, letting that fact wash over her, as her tears, hot and glowing with a dragon's firelight, trickling down her face

>But despite that, she can still smile and feel joy in her life
>Even if she can't help but think "If only he was here to share this feeling"

>Then, one day, she feels it
>Something subtle and nameless changing
>Her whole world shifting, staying the same, but with some fundamental, intuitive aspect altering

>What she doesn't know is that worlds away, one average September's night, a man killed himself
>Lying in bed, pill bottle on the bedside, his computer left on with a single image on the screen
>Some cartoon picture of a girl with draconic claws, wings and a tail
>Police didn't pay it much mind, but nothing they found about the man indicated any suicidal behaviour, and he had no history of mental health issues, and there was no evidence to suggest foul play
>Just another statistic, in the end

>That night, the dragon sits down on her bed
>Smiling over at her carving of "Anon"
>A bottle of some dark liquid in her claw
>She knows what it is now, that subtle change
>He wasn't waiting for her before, but he is now

>She gulps down the potion, lies down on her bed, and closes her eyes.
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>>15796938
Holy fucking shit I feel sick right now. I didn't even know I could feel this way just by reading a mere text.
Fuck you for writing this you piece of shit.
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>>15796963
Calm down and have an apple, Anon.
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>>15796967
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>>15796963
You know what to do anon. Let go. Join her.
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>>15796971
I wonder what the status on that milky mayadere Apophis story is.
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>>15796971

That Snake looks totally trustworthy.
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>>15796980
There is such a thing?
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>>15796981
>"Take me in oh tender human, take me in for heaven's sake!"
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>>15796967
I can't even read that thing, just looking at that last phrase was enough to make me feel like this and you tell me to do whatever? No. Why the fuck would you even write that in the first place you cunt? You thought it was going to be funny to write something sad about such a nice girl like her? Thinking you could hide that fucking cruelsome and lonely death behind a "living happily ever after" shit? Fuck you.
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>>15796980
The fuck are you even talking about.
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>>15796985
>>15796993
Some fellow was writing a story about one.
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>>15796988

Anon do you need a hug?
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>>15796998
This is relevant to my interests.
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>>15796988
I've not sensed such sunshine faggotry since...
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>>15796963
>>15796988
I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd make you sick. If it's any consolation, though, I think I know how you feel. I couldn't have written something like it without knowing that feeling otherwise.
I won't get into specifics, but a lot of it came from personal experience.
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>>15796988
I bet you're literally shaking right now.
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>>15796987

So long as she doesn't free load and contributes something to the house I'm down.
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>>15796126
I bet her kisses taste like honey
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>>15797013
>snek is freezing to death outside your house
>you'll only let her in if she pays you
Why papa, why?
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>>15797022

Nowhere did they say she was freezing.

Plus I don't mean like pay rent, but if she doesn't have a job help keep the place clean, and if she does help with the upkeep.

Plus I live in Florida. It only gets really cold here like two weeks out of the year
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>>15796998
There's only one faggot I can think of that'd unironically write Apophis
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>>15797041
Who dat?
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>>15796988
>sunshinefag getting literally triggered
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>>15796902
The only thing better than cuddling Deruella and waking up to her smile every morning is pissing off her honorary aunt from the Sabbath by making Deruella even bustier thanks to her pregnancy.
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>>15797047
Anon, wouldn't you get upset if someone described your waifu killing herself in the vain hope of being with you?
Sunshine has nothing to do with that, it's a matter of waifus here.
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>>15797055
I'd understand that it's just empty words on a screen.
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>>15797041
I believe it was Peny that was working on it IIRC.
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>>15797055
You have to realize there's a number of bitter fags here.
They have a mentality of "if I can't be happy, no-one can."
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>>15797057
Consider where you are anon, some people here aren't very emotionally stable.
I mean shit, we're talking about how much we want cute monstergirls to rape us or sweep us off our feet or both. That probably says something about us.
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>>15797065
I didn't write that greentext out of any sort of bitterness.
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Playtime is Ogre!
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>>15797072
Kinda easy to think you did though.
>Guy talks about how he couldn't stand the idea of his waifu killing herself
>You wrote a greentext about his waifu killing herself
It's an easy assumption to make anon.
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>>15797070
What part of wanting to be swept off your feet is bad?
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>>15797084
Nothing. Just shows how lonely we are.
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>>15797086
I don't feel lonely though. Loneliness is terrible. Being alone is another thing entirely.
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You'd have to be a pretty sick fuck from being happy about making Monster Girls kill themselves and their lovers miserable.
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>>15797088

>Loneliness is terrible

Which is why we must save the Monster Girls from it.
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>>15797084
Its only bad for people who want the opposite like me.
your taste isn't bad, just different.
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>>15797063
Then I was mistaken.
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>>15797111

But we can't even save ourselves
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>>15797005
Look, it might've not been your intention, but if you know how it feels you shouldn't make others feel it too.

I tried reaading it again and just that "Cheery tomboy dragon lives every day with a smile" is enough to make me stop. I walked too far on this road and grew used to it. I think of her more than I think about any other living being and it might be a really bad thing, but having her in my mind is enough to distract me from whatever is going on everyday. I don't care if it's just autism or I'm retarded, it's just that I have a certain attachment to her and having someone writing something about her dying made me really sad. I don't know.
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Witches are the best.
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>>15796433
This was really good! God bless your work, and I think this was a pretty good depiction of slime gals.
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>>15797082
When you put it like that, it doesn't seem so good.
I always had the idea in my head of the "interdimensional suicide pact" thing. That even two souls in different worlds could, in their next life, be together. If anything, I wanted it to be bittersweet, I think.

Maybe I just wrote it for the sake of empathy. Putting a sadness I've felt into words and sharing it with others. Maybe there was some part of me taking advantage of the situation to write a piece that would evoke strong emotion.

I don't regret writing it, but I apologise for the feelings it stirred up. That sickness, that cold pit of dread you get in your stomach when you experience something that induces utter despair is terrible.
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>>15797111
I want to kiss and cuddle a lonely manticore
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>>15797119

We can save eachother by being alone together.

Or some shit
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Even if your waifu was real she wouldn't love you.
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>>15797151
I know. Please stop reminding me.
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>>15797151
I would work towards that.
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>>15797155
No, not until you completely accept the fact that if she was real she wouldn't go near people like you.
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>>15797151

>Be like that kid who killed himself to be with his waifu
>You find her in the afterlife
>She's not even remotely interested in you
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>>15797140
>tfw no big girl to cuddle you
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>>15797159
Why do you do this? Just leave me and my waifu alone.
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>>15797160
Well at least you can explore the afterlife.
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Could Shoggoths form blades/spears/axes/etc. from their own mass in a fashion similar to Archers projection magic?
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>>15797151
KC confirmed this is false. Your waifu does love you. Stop spreading lies.
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>>15797151
I know. That's why I told an anon to take her in my stead last week.
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>>15797160
Please stop
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>>15797162
Because If I can't be happy, nobody can.
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>>15797162
I wrote this like 20 minutes ago: >>15797065
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>>15797165
I'd imagine a Shogg would be more like Alex Mercer.
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Reminder that if your waifu was real she would love you
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>>15797161

Banette?
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>>15797173
Man, I expected better from my waifu. I can't love someone with such shit taste.
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>>15797173
I'm going to give my waifu a scare by pretending I don't like her when we meet.
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>>15797179
I don't recall being a pokemon.
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>>15797166
KC is giving you false hope so he can laugh when she doesn't even look at you.
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>>15797180
This, fampai
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>>15797180
Don't be so hard on yourself anon, you deserve to be loved, she loves you and all your faults, just like you would love hers
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>>15797165
Yes, blades are a simple tool, and thats the most basic of their powers.

After all, they can make a razor to shave you, and scissors to cut your hair. Kitchen knives to do the cooking, and an axe to chop fire wood.
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Cheer up you wigwams, winter is coming!
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>>15797185
>you finally die
>your spirit is so excited to see your waifu
>you reach heaven (or hell if your the bitter anon)
>you see your waifu in all her beautiful glory
>she looks at you in disgust
>"Ew. Get away from me creep"

Just imagine, your heart sinks to your stomach and the feeling you get when she says it.
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>>15797190
>you deserve to be loved
Incorrect.
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You people need mindflayers
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>>15797120
I don't think a writer shouldn't make other people feel those emotions, even if they are terrible. After all, there's a reason we feel them in the first place.
But, I think I used cheap tactics to evoke those feelings. Essentially using your post and targeting it to write something about a happy tomboy dragon specifically - as vague as the desciption might be.
Rather than making my own character and letting readers naturally grow attached to them, I basically took her from your mind. Which is why it hit you so much. She's your waifu, existing in the safety of your mind, and that greentext was piercing that safety, if that makes sense.

Maybe it doesn't, but I hope it does. Like if I wrote a bio post for my waifu in the thread, and someone used that to write something bad happening to her. You could say the only difference between that hypotheitcal situation and what I did was intent, I suppose. It'd make me feel bad too.

Let's forget my greentext. Tell me what you love about her so much. Say nice things about her, what you'd do for her.
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>>15797198
My waifu is tsundere as fuck, so I'm prepared for that.
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>>15797201
Even serial killers have people who love them anon
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>>15797198
All it takes to end your fervor is to get shot down once?
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>>15797160
This game me sufferingasm
Thank you
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>>15797198
I would probably just bottle the feeling up and move on.
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>>15797206
The only emotion I'm aware of my writing causing anybody is revulsion or pity at how bad it is.
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>>15797208
Even serial killers are better people than me.

I'm just some loser nobody should care about.
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>>15797215
You think she's still going to give you a shot? It ain't a fairy tell anon.
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>>15797227
Are you me?
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>>15797228
Anon no don't say that.

The Yetis will come for you.
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>>15797228
I care about you anon, i want you to be happy, everyone deserves to be happy
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White Horn is almost making me take back my "no horse pussy" policy.

Hopefully her profile is shit.
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>she'd only date an alpha
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>KC makes a point to say Monster Girls love human boys
>Just about every MGE book ends with "Monster Girls love you!"
>"Guys she's totally not gonna love you."
This is shit bait. I know there are a few people with waifus outside of MGE, and while I don't know their source material, I'm certain if you truly love her you'll be with her someday.

We'll all make it. Don't ever let go of your hopes and dreams.
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Is /r9k/ leaking or something?
>>15797242
Cuck.
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Who left the window open? There's sad sacks fucking everywhere.
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>>15797240
You wouldn't need to take it back, she has a SOPPING WET DOE PUSSY
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>>15797245
Thanks for the words of encouragement senpai.

But doesn't it say in some of the encyclopedia that some of the girls pick out handsome men?
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>>15797253
Dammit I'm not entering your magical realm /k/!
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>>15797254
Everyone has diffrent standards of what's handsome and what's not
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Dear Anubis-Momen -senpai,
I'm really trying this time. I really am.
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>>15797240
>>15797253
>Sopping wet doe cunt
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>>15797206
It's good my man. I went back to study and managed to clear my thoughts a little bit.
Yeah, I did get a little mad because even if it was just a tomboy dragon, I saw her as my tomboy dragon. She went through so much, imagining her ending her life like that with me on her mind made me a little sad, I would rather have both of us having our delusions than us dying and leaving it all behind for a small chance of being together. I don't know, it's just how I feel.

Also that image, "Put her hand on my cheeks and say "For me, you aren't a rich, scary dragon. For me you're my wife.". I was the one who said that. And the genuine smile dragon was my request too.
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>>15797261
SPROINK
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>>15797254
You don't know what monsters definition of handsome is. For all you know the most high ranking dragon Queen in the Monster world could find a skinnyfat beta with a pathetic beard to be a complete 10/10.
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>>15797238
That is absolutely untrue.

Some people just aren't meant for that kind of thing.
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>>15797254
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anon. There's probably some monstergirl out there who thinks you're perfect for her.
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>>15797260
Is Snib still working on that Jabberwock image?
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>>15797254
No, they pick heroes, and that's Echidnas.
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>>15797245
Hm, I don't really understand what is going on, I mean it was really stupid greentext. Some of the posts reek of the Marche guy that posts from time to time tho, which it isn't really surprising, I mean, he is a shitposter. If I remember right, last time he was banned for shitposting about maledom.
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>>15797260
You can do it, Dickless. Fap with your hands like you're trying to saturate the Ittanubis-senpai with you cum!
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>>15797254
No. In most cases like that it's that monster's idea of attractive. Think about it, some people's idea of attractive is a tumble landwhale with short rainbow hair and 7 different face piercings, there's always going to be a monster girl of those races that finds you attractive.

Most races don't give a shit about looks though.
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>>15797283
>tumble
Thanks auto correct.
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>>15797263
Oh, you requested that image? I didn't realise, I just thought it'd be a nice one to post for you. That's a nice coincidence.

I hope thoughts of her keep you moving forward, and that thoughts of you keep her fire alive.
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>>15797254
I don't remember any mention of this

There is a lot of girls who will rape anyone and keep the first man she takes a liking to

You have a few species who require you to fulfill certain criterias e.g be a hero, defeat them in a fight, be a good man, etc...

>>15797265
This

You know how it is easier for a man to find a woman attractive than the other way around?
I like to believe that this is much more prominent in monster girls, to the point where they find any man attractive
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>>15795882
>Though I prefer the Rachne type eyes to that.
'Course. I mean, look at that. It looks like they are growing out of her hair
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>>15797240
Between her, nightmare, and the nightmare faun image, I'm slowly being swayed to love them.
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>>15797254
They're usually willing to toss aside their preferences if you're the one to take initiative.

Just be careful about doing so with the likes of lizardmen, salamanders, or dragons. There's no way to back out of the harsh training they put you through.
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>>15797240

>no horse pussy

What's wrong with you
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>>15797308
Dammit why is so beautiful and sweet looking?
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>>15797308
She looks really nice and pleasant.
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What are you doing to support monsters?
writing? drawing? or just simply dreaming?
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>>15797247
I was kinda wondering about that.
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>>15797316
Dreaming
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>>15797316
Commissioning
Coloring
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>>15796204
>Preferring "Your older brother is better than you in every conceivable way: the manga"
Not like MC will ever amount to anything outstanding. Both the plot an story are complete shit. Atleast some of the girls are hot.
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>>15797316

drawing and dreaming mostly. I've done writing before but I enjoy drawing more.
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>>15797151
Yeah, that sounds about right to me.
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>>15797318
Well this kind of place does attract them.
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>>15797316
Learning how to draw.
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>>15797306
>>15797291
>>15797283
>>15797271
>>15797265
What if my waifu isn't in the encyclopedia? Am I fucked?
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>>15797277
How can you tell that?
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>>15797316
Can't draw for the life of me, Dreaming is more my style.
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>>15796054
>>15796126
>>15797000
>>15797111
>>15797140
>>15797308
I wouldn't mind you phoneposting pictures, but when you do it so much, and it just butchers the image quality through filesize reduction, it becomes a bit obnoxious.
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>>15797332
Encyclopaedia
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>>15797332
Who is she?
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>>15797332
If she is your waifu, she is going to love you.

Don't lose hope now!
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>>15797254
Not handsome but powerful. Toptier girls take only powerful men.
>Because they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters, most men they catch will be released,
>in the same way as other upper rank monsters
And warriors like hinezumi, lizards respect only those who can beat them
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>>15797316
Writing, hopefully I cant get more of a feedback beyond "work on the grammar"
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>>15797316
Drawing. Scylla tentacles are so hard to draw decently it makes me want to give up on her
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>>15797335
Sorry. (Only one of the phone posters was me) But I have to post from phone when I'm at work.
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>>15797316
Occasional commissions, fapping and writing short stories only to scrap them out of frustration.
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>>15797340
I don't see the problem with some monsters only going for those kinds of guys. If my waifu was real, I would definetely work towards being a man worthy of her. I'm actually doing that and she doesn't even exist.
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>>15797333
Well, I might be wrong, but the last time the maledom shitposting guy went on his weekly derailing and he was banned, all the posts with "you're waifu doesn't love you" were gone too. And it wasn't a reply chain that was deleted, they were specific posts apart from each other, like when somebody is banned.
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>>15797332
>waifu
>doesn't love you
I mean unless you have ludicrously bad taste in waifus and decided to go for a girl that fucking hates humans or something.
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>>15797340
>Toptier girls take only powerful men
Echidnas do, don't make it look like your headcanon is canon now.
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>>15797330
/r9k/ needs to stop comparing 3D to 2D

Monstergirls love you unconditionally, they're not rotten like 3d is
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>>15797194
Winter time is the best time
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>>15796767
>Alps have dream powers, mythologically speaking. Succubi don't.
You fucking moron
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>>15797316
Commissioning, sometimes writing Pastebin stuff, very frequently writing stuff in the thread, always dreaming.
I'm learning to draw, but I'm still at the most beginner level, learning about perspective with basic cuboids.
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>>15797356
Yetis really are great.
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>>15797340
>And warriors like hinezumi, lizards respect only those who can beat them
Lizard used to be like that but got retconned. Hinezumi is a designated rape bait girl so would probably lose to the dick if a man played dirty and assaulted them in their sleep or something.
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>>15797338
(Again sorry for the phone post, I'm still at work)
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>>15797340
That shit is said on the Baphomet profile. One species do not make it true for all of them, retard.
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>>15797335

My computer is dead and I don't have the money to fix or replace it.
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>>15797370
What's this wasp girl like, anyway?
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How would you want monster to enter our world?

A few at a time? a non-hostile invasion? Or something else?
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>>15797353
>literally a direct quote from MGE saying topgirls take topguys
>hurr durr headcannon
???
Are you stupid or something? MGE is now considered headcannon?


>>15797371
>one species
>when it's says "in the same way as other upper rank monsters"
You can't read or something? Are you retarded?
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>>15797374
I don't, i want to enter their world
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>>15797374
Something that would give me enough time to dig a deep enough hole to crawl into and hide myself from them.
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>>15797374
>would you
I wouldn't, first because this world is shit, and second because I don't want 3DPD monstergirls
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>>15796980
Got into danganronpa and got distracted. Should be up in some hours.
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>>15797373
We haven't seen that much of her. But from the manga it seems she is has a short temper, has a secret love for sweet things and she's a "killer bee". I was disappointed she wasn't a hornet or wasp but killer bee will do.
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>>15797373
She's actually a good girl despite acting like she was trying to kill Darling. It's revealed the entire reason she was angry was because when she first came to Japan, Rachnee decided to prank Wasp-chan by binding her with webbing and forcing her to flash her panties while wearing what looked like a cutesy dress/sundress.

Because of her showing off her nethers and panties, she was declared dangerous by the Japs and deported. She also wears the spats pants now because Rachnee ruined cute clothes for her forever
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>>15797180
Exactly. There's no way I could bring myself to love someone with such low standards.
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>>15797374
Something like the roulette, but I would take the random out and just choose my waifu.
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>>15797387
Granted, that's only because she has a short fuse. She wouldn't have been deported if she calmed down.
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>>15797340
>>15797378
You read it guys, you will never be able to get your waifu, especially if you're a beta sub.

/mgg/ btfo
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>>15797387
>no insecure killer bee gf
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>>15797403
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>>15797374
One where they don't get treated like shit. So we would have to go to their world and just adapt to the lack of modern conveniences.
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>>15797407
>it ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!
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>>15796433
Hey Silent! Sorry to bother you about this but how long do you spend on each of your stories on average? And how much time do you spend looking it over and editing stuff before posting it?
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>>15797402
This
Just accept it and REJOICE, fags
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What non-Bovine species would you proudly dress in cowprint attire?

>>15797385
Bless you pham.
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>>15796528
not much time for practice today, but I did make sure I had to try a slightly more complex shading method. Thought the hair turned out ok.
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>>15797378
>other
"Other" can go from 2 more to all of them, and right now I only remember two monstergirls who go after powerful guys according by canon. So yes, saying now that all upper rank girls go after them is your headcanon.
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>>15797417
I want to brush that hotdog.
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>>15797374
send diplomats that could defeat their shit first, like dragons. and keep demons away from christian heavy areas till the all clear is given
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>>15797417
All the members of the Smug Squad after tricking them into drinking Holst Milk.
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>>15797340
KC changed that a while back due to the surge of complaints. Monsters will now make an exception if you propose to them.
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>profiles are a general guide and not concrete
>monster girls in each race have their own likes and dislikes
>this extends to guys
Even if a race did generally prefer powerful guys, there's always going to be exceptions such as Baphomets who don't give a shit about that. The majority of people like shitty pop music but it doesn't mean everyone does.

Not even giving that guy a (you).
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>>15797350
>>15797402
KC backpedaled on that matter a bit. He said if you really like a grill you can beg her to train you and she will train you into her husband herself
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>>15797444
Isn't that for the lizards and salamanders only.
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>>15797387
Poor girl getting bullied like that.
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>>15797439
I don't see the issue. We ignore shit from MGE all the time, its not like his assertions mean anything.
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>>15797424
>other upper ranks monsterS totally means only one other monster!
You really grasping at the straws, don't you?
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What kind of propaganda would The Order use to convince bitter, lonely men to fight for them?
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>>15797453
Lilim, Baphomet and Echidna.

There you go, that makes three. Now stop being a faggot.
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>>15797455
Pure sorceresses, paladins, and lady knights for them to marry.

It would be a literal war over waifus.
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>>15797409
>Be walking with friends
>They're discussing their MG fetishes with you
>What's yours? Scales, mofu? Multi-arms, multi-legs?
>You're afraid to answer, seeing several MGs already giving your group the bedroom eyes
"Bees."
>They share a look, and laugh. The fuck are you talking about?
"They help nature selflessly, they have the collars to out-mofu any fox, and that giant, bulbous stinger. Baby, that's not fat, that's royal jelly!"
>The faint sound of buzzing grows louder
"Like you couldn't even imagine being able to suck on her honeyed tits or holding her hands while she wears a sundress!"
>They're telling you to be quiet as the buzzing gets louder
"I just want a bee to love!"
>Hear a genki as fuck YA~HOOOOO!
>Turn just to give two wide hipped and thick thighed legs wrapped around your face, a sweetly honey smelling cooter pressing against your nose
>You can vaguely hear your buddies running for it as your face gets ridden by an excited bee girl, laughing as she ruffles your hair and grinds her pheromones into your face
"Oh! Where are my manners!"
>Dismounts from you, you dwarf her by about a head and a half, but she's unmistakable to you
>In a short yellow sundress with iridescent wings buzzing behind her and a collar of downy mofu, she's smiling up at you
>She has two antennae as well on top of her head, and her dress is topless, honey poured all over her soft pillowy breasts to act as a natural top
"Oohhh~ Like what you see?"
>She starts spinning, cuffs of mofu on her wrists and ankles, that's when you see it
>Her massive bee stinger and bulbous abdomen
>She's the real deal
>Wake up with your head in her lap after you realize you got to second Cosby with a bee girl moments after yelling out your love and fainting
"The name's Baya, and yours?"
>TFW having to repress the urge to fuck her full of larvae on the spot
>TFW you will never a genki bee
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>>15797451
That was my point, KC has left a lot of stuff flexible intentionally. Just because he says something is generally that way for a race it doesn't mean you have to stick to it unless he explicitly goes out of his way to spell it out in a "never ever" way such as the whole sub hellhound issue.

A Baphomet or Lilim going for a weaker guy is perfectly reasonable in KC's rules and even if it wasn't, he lets people run away with stuff like this on purpose because he wouldn't want to alienate the vast majority of his fans.
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>>15797467
>but no sex
True suffering.
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>>15797467
>Women that they think don't love them and would just use them
>Or women that actually don't love them and are just using them as canon fodder.
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>>15797475
No, what I mean is, even if he flat out stated that "ONLY alpha chad jocks get to dick the hot dragon cheerleader", we would ignore it jut fine. We ignore everything else we don't like, like yuri, monsterboys and turning onto an animal to fuck your waifu. Yet all of that is in there.
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>>15797430
How would they react to their breasts growing?
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>>15797469
Anon please
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>>15797484
Cool
Harem of hellhound subs when?
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>>15797494
whenever you like. Just don't go shitting up the thread by pretending that your snowflake subhounds mean anything. And prepare for a shit tin of meme arrows
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>>15797494
When you find them.
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>>15797485
First a bit of panic, then the realization of what I did will kick in and they'll get real smug.
The post sex cuddles with all of them will be amazing.
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>>15797374
Indirect encounters first. Like their version of the Voyager Golden Record, sent to multiple places on the planet simultaneously.
Then establishing communication and working out each other's language through indirect means.

Then, after that, a small party of powerful girls acting as peaceful ambassadors, ensuring that they're not put into captive observation by human officials.
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>>15796470
Not pretending. Just really really hungry.

>>15796493
As long as there isn't too much pudge, I'm always down with the oowha ah ah ah.

>>15796561
>>15797124
Thanks, welcome, welcome, and I'm glad to hear it.

>>15797411
I'd consider 300 words in one hour to be an accomplishment, but my average tends towards 200. As for editing, I usually go with a method resembling the Kurt Vonnegut conduct: slaving over every sentence on the first draft and sometimes going back to reread what I've written to do the slaving process all over again. Then when I reach the final word, I read the story back to myself out loud a few times to catch anything I might have missed in my head. Even then It's still not a 100% effective method, and talking about myself this much is making me really uncomfortable so I'll leave it at that.
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>>15797501
But every hellhound can be turned into sub, so I can just grab any random hellhound?
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>>15797507
Then yes.
If so, you can do so.
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>>15797507
No
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>>15797505
Thanks for sharing your methods! Sorry to be intrusive about it, I just felt like I always end up rushing whatever I'm writing and wanted to hear how someone who's writing i liked handled that kinda stuff. Have a good one dude!
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>>15797462
Considering that dragons are extremely prideful and die forever alone so often that there is a whole subspecies of lewd zombie dragons, I would say "only chads" rule applies to dragons as well
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>>15797507
See, as I stated, you can have your snoflake subhound whenever. The shit starts when you baselessly assert things like "But every hellhound can be turned into sub"

They can't. Only your donut steel OC can. But you're just shitposing, so responding like you aren't is pointless.
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>>15797366
>>15797446
God, fuck KC for doing that.

>Make a strong, proud monstergirl who can actually be dangerous and won't just submit to whoever
>Lolnope, if you cry and beg at them enough they'll become submissive frail waifs for you

Backpeddling nip shite.
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>>15797502
I want to slip Holst milk to a group of female paladins.
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>>15797518
Nothing in canon says it applies to them.

Being picky =/ going only for powerful men
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>>15797507
Better hope you're superior to even the gods. Good luck with that as a regular human posting on 4chan with no special powers.
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>>15797523
But then you have a small order of busty holst paladins.
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>>15797519
>Only your donut steel OC can.
But then top girls taking betas is also donut steel OC?
Why you can force your snowflake donut steel OCs as something universally canon and solid but I can't?
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>>15797316
Used to writefag prose, now just do brain farts in greentext because I suck at anything serious. Have dreams on occasion of MGs that never go anywhere.

I'm a big bummer, man.
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Stop responding the faggot
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>>15797538
>But then top girls taking betas is also donut steel OC?
Except it's not. Since KC doesn't spell out that they only do that and no exceptions ever. He does that for Hellhounds being sub, there's a huge difference.
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>>15797545
It's really obvious that someone has been going all out to rock the boat today.
>suicide talk
>that green text
>"they wouldn't want you" baiting
Someone really wants attention.
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I want a Queen Shoggoth who can become a fully staffed manor.

I want her to go through a pirate phase, and become a galleon on which we sail the oceans together.
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>>15797536
I fail to see the problem.
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>>15797521
But it's wrong. They don't become submissive waifus just because you beg them. They drill instructor your ass until you beat them. Only after that they become subs waifus
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>>15797521
They might accept your weak ass if you're genuine with your love, but they will put you through hellish training until you're finally their ideal partner.
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>>15797536
And?
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>>15797538
>But then top girls taking betas is also donut steel OC?
Yes.
>Why you can force your snowflake donut steel OCs as something universally canon and solid but I can't?
Feel free to stop lying any time. No one here is saying "top tier monsters MUST go for average anons". People are just not paying any attentoion to the fact that canonically they won't.

You can only force something you assert. Ignoring something isn't forcing. YOU are't just ignoring. Otherwise you would be happy with your subhound OC. You are actively asserting that all hounds can become subs.
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>>15797555
>>15797559
Because they're going to complain about how they can't fit in their breastplates anymore, how they always need to be milked, and how they can't go back and see their families because they are cows now.
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>>15797561
Actually, he's doing what the original poster said, which is this >>15797484 Ignorring all the parts of the encyclopedia that he wants to, just like everyone always does.

You guys can keep fighting, but you caused this.
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>>15797561
>People are just not paying any attentoion to the fact that canonically they won't.
Reminder that that's bullshit and those profiles are just a guide of the general population of those girls. Just because one girl doesn't follow the trend the rest of them do, it doesn't make her behaviour non canon.
Say there was a human boy encyclopedia and it said "americans love burgers and are all fat", would any american who didn't stuff their face 24/7 suddenly be unrealistic and non-canon? Of course not, they're both generalizations.
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>>15797572
>Actually, he's ignorring all the parts of the encyclopedia that he wants to
Not with a statement like "But every hellhound can be turned into sub"
>>15797573
>would any american who didn't stuff their face 24/7 suddenly be unrealistic and non-canon
Yes. how i this an argument?
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Not this shit again
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>>15797570
I'm sure we can find a blacksmith to reforge new armor for them. And I'd be more than happy to set up a big farm in the countryside for them to live on. Open space to practice in, nice and quiet, and secuded areas for gentle, platonic milking. Their families would be more than welcome to come visit, or even built a house there.
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>>15797570
We can get them new breastplates, and squires to help them get milked.
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>>15797582
That would be nice.
Although you may have to watch out if they start asking you to go with them for 'private training.'

More than a few of them may get jealous and demand that you teach them as well.
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>>15797580
You dislike discussion?
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>>15797557
>>15797558
Oh. Well, that's not as bad.
Still, becoming all sub afterwards is shitty.
What is it about Japan and making female characters who start out strong and capable turn into pansy housewives when they get with a guy?
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>>15797587
I dislike shitposting

(You)
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>>15797588
I like the trope a lot. The domesticated demon is hot. Knowing she could explode at any moment, living your life day in day out, constantly vigilant that you don't get hurt, because you know if she sees so much as a drop of your blood being spilt, she'll demolish the entire town in a fit of fury
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>>15797593
And yet, you're shitposting.
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>>15797585
Nope. Not happening. Everything stays above the belt (so to speak) if they want gentle hand-milking. Anyone who tries to get fresh gets the pump for a month. My harem MC purity must be retained.
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>>15797547
Profile says you can beat hounds into submission if you are above god-tier. And since MGEverse is anime, pretty much anyone can surpass and beat gods as long as he BELIEVES. So anyone can tame hounds as long as he really wants to do it
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>>15797588
One way or another, those two were always meant to be subs at the end. That's why I don't care that much about it.

But yeah I also hate it as much as you.
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>>15797604
So much wrong in one post.

You want a sub hellhound? Paint a Kobold black and fuck off.
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>>15797604
>literally nobody has done it
>anyone can do it
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>>15797609
Now I'm imagining some young and impressionable Kobold singeing off her eyebrows because she wants to be like that cool beauty Hellhound-senpai.
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>>15797610
It's because MGE setting doesn't have monster fanatics like us who would fight to get his waifu.

And you would prabably need a 24/7 supply of raging mushrooms if you want to do that.
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>>15797604
>And since MGEverse is anime, pretty much anyone can surpass and beat gods as long as he BELIEVES
Even the demon lord, the most powerful thing in the setting can't permanently finish a god off. The strongest human gave up when confronted with monster pussy and no one else has even come close.

So much for "anyone."
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>>15797602
Ok.
But what if they all team up to 'help you relax' for assisting them?

Massaging your body and letting their soft curves brush against you?
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>15797604
Not even worthy of a direct reply.
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Where are the muscular monster girls that can crush your head with their thighs?
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>>15797628
Hot hellhound, workout wolfgirl, athletic anubis, cut kobold.

What I'm saying is I want to live and die with my head between the thighs of a canine monstergirl.
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>>15796735
I want to drink with Druella!

From the same glass!
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>>15797623
>Teamed up on by a battalion of muscular cows
Welp, might as well enjoy it at that point. Not gonna be able to fight it. Though they will be disciplined afterwards. Not sure how long it will be until 'afterwards' happens, and there will probably be more than a few calves growing, but damn it, I have to remain firm!

...Wait.
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>>15797624
You dont get how that works do you? You have to actually respond to the post for your anti-you to have any effect. Otherwise you might as well have made a blank post.

What you've done is effectively given an invisible You, and presented your own failure. Unless you answer the content of the post seriously, your anti-You has no purpose or substance.
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>>15797610
That's because MGE is full of level 1 NPCs and not MCs.
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>>15797634
You probably don't know this so I'm going to tell you. That's an indirect kiss, Anon. Too lewd.
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>>15797644
Does that mean that she knows it too?

Or she doesn't and the revelation hits her later?
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>>15797604
>>15797639
Either you didn't read the wiki or just looking for easy replies, which one is it?

Probably both
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>>15797636
Yep.
Stay firm.
They'll take care of that in just a second.
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>>15797651
Oh, she knows exactly what she's doing.
And she want to do much lewder, the little slut.
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>>15797651
She'll probably touch herself that night when she realizes it.
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>>15797639
Yeah I mean it's not like the CG has been handing out herohood like candy or anything.
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>>15797653
I'm the second guy you linked, not the first, but is that not the case? "Heroes" are the PCs and every one else is a shitty npc. "Heroes" are made by grinding. Is that not the case?
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>>15797651
She knows it and she is planning on abusing your innocence in order to do lewd things with you
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>>15797658
>Spiral eyes

This could mean many things.
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>>15797639
>he doesn't know about heroes
The order has had plenty of high level "main characters" and each has failed miserably in the end.
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>>15797662
>"Heroes" are the PCs and every one else is a shitty npc. "Heroes" are made by grinding
Facepalm.jpg
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>>15797665
They didn't grind long enough on the low level girls like slimes and giant mice.
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>>15797665
I wouldn't say ending with a monstergirl is failing though
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>>15797658
I want to hold both of her hands while fucking her!
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>>15797151
Yeah, well...that's why they're waifus.
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>>15797667
Take that back Mouse girls are top tier and deserve respect.
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>>15797667
Oh I'd say they were grinding for quite some time anon.
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>>15797667
There is no save scumming in MGEland.
Not like the heroes really care to after failing anyway.
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>>15797672
Please, they are on the level of p'orcs in elwynn forest. Any good hero grinds on those for straight weeks at a time.
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>>15797658
>>15797651
>>15797634
I just dont get it.

Sure, Lilims are super powerful spellcasters, but they just look like your average demon or succubus. Where's the appeal? They are so boring.
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>>15797662
>"Heroes" are the PCs
No, everyone decide what they want to be, from a farm guy, to a common soldier, to a hero or a farmer. There are both type of heroes the self insert ones and the npc ones, who are pretty much the same anyway.

>"Heroes" are made by grinding
Heroes are born with that power, they have to unlock it by training later with the help of ther Order and the CG.

MGE is not an rpg setting where everyone can end being a hero. You can decide to make your self insert a hero, but if you wanna be a common soldier or some peasant you will never be one.

I don't know how many times this has to be posted.
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>>15797680
>They are so boring
Your face is boring
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>>15797198
Personally I always take the interpretation that the afterlife is something of a collective dreamscape. Thus, everyone has their own little piece of paradise that unfolds exactly as they desire.

Of course, the caveat is that in general most people will remain isolated in their own dream, any other existences present there-in being illusions reflective of their basis, but not truly them. Though I have seen other interpretations where certain dreamscapes are incomplete without the genuine presence of others...
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>>15797680
Hey. The demon design is way more sexy than them.
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>>15797680
You tell me Ovaries
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>>15797688
That's because the Lilim design was made before.
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>>15797680
for me its the corruption
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>>15797681
>Heroes are born with that power, they have to unlock it by training later with the help of ther Order and the CG.
>MGE is not an rpg setting where everyone can end being a hero. You can decide to make your self insert a hero, but if you wanna be a common soldier or some peasant you will never be one.
Cite your shit because I recall simple training being enough to become a hero. Also you're contradicting yourself when you say "Every one decide what they want to be" and "but if you wanna be a common soldier or some peasant you will never be [a hero]"
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>>15797684
>>15797689
Im looking for some honest opinions here.
>>15797688
And actually I agree. Atleast Demons have sexy different flavors. Lilims are just albino.
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>>15796611
Pocket dimension full of cake/sweets, Wurms, people visiting, and one grumpy Lilim appeals to me.
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>>15797700
but albino is the best flavor. why would you want anything different?
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>>15797680
I just think they're cute.
Especially Deruella.
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>>15797680
More of what's going on under the hood, mainly that they're a succubus turned up to 11. A succubus can seduce a man by being close to them, a lilim can turn an entire city into an orgy by existing. Succubi want to be split in half like lumber, lilims want to turn the whole world into fuck.

Plus it's fun taking all of that and flipping it on it's head by implying all they really want is a stable relationship with all the lovey-dovey frills, not just 24/7 plowing.
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>>15797700
Don't really have a reason to give you an honest opinion you load of bollocks
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>>15797710
God I want to hug that so bad.
I want to hear her heartbeat quicken as I put my head to her chest.
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>>15797697
Contradicting how? If you decide to be a hero you will be a hero, if you decide you will be a normal man without the gods' blessing you won't be one.
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>>15797710
Thats like corrupting their corruption.
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>>15796860
>she has a mirror spade tail
I knew I fucked this up badly, but I never knew her spade tail was so two-faced.

Oh well. I need suggestions monster girls that have ahoges, and to know if Charon actually has one or not. I can't think of anything else to doodle...
>>
Why do I find myself liking Paladin girls more and more?
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>>15797704
>A lilim's personal pocket dimension is invaded by adventurous wurms burrowing wurmholes through the fabric of spacetime
>Over the course of months, the wurms come and go, until the lilim's pocket dimension is exposed to her main universe so much that it just becomes a tourist attraction anyone can visit by stepping through one of the many stable wurmholes

It really does sound like the sort of situation Terry Pratchett would describe if he were (more) into monstergirls.
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>>15797727
because monsters are shit
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>>15797718
So what you're saying is you only get to make that decision once? Where does it say that?
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>you come home from a backbreaking long ass shift at work
>you have to work extra hours just to support your monster waifu who can't get a job because humans are racist
>but you do it because you live to see the reaction in her face when you come home

This is why you don't let monster girls into the 3d realm. The 2D realm fits them much better.
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>>15797698
Bottom heavy lolibus.
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>>15797733
But Monsters are great too.
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>>15797734
How do you even make that decision twice? You're only born once.
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>>15797316
Trying to learn how to write and draw.
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>>15797588
>What is it about Japan and making female characters who start out strong and capable turn into pansy housewives when they get with a guy?
Strong women are a meme
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>>15797734
>you only get to make that decision once
What do you mean?
If you want to be a hero just ask the CG for a blessing, she's not picky these days.
Comes with one free Valkyrie!

But if you don't want to be a hero you don't have to.
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>>15797746
IRL yes but who cares about 3DPD.

They're pretty common in fantasy.
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>>15797700
>Im looking for some honest opinions here.

I just started liking them when the threadcanon formed. I liked the juxtaposition of an ultralewd impression with the innocence they were given here.

It's also partly due to my purification fetish, which is why the idea behind the Alice doesn't do much to me.

Also helpless waifuism. I don't know man, it just sparked the waifufag in me, can't explain it.
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>>15797750
that picture makes my soul bleed a little
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>>15797588
I dunno, but I hate it.

Dragon Ball's probably the worst example, with the likes of Chichi and Android 18.
Though at least the women aren't the only victims. Gohan got domesticated too.
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>>15797750
Words cannot describe how much I want to lay that cute blackberry down on a bed and mating press her for hours while kissing her and whispering how much I love her into her ears.
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>>15797728
The Wurms don't burrow out. Why go back when there's endless snacks everywhere and mountains made of jello? As much as she wants to, the Lilim who made the place can't get rid of them, as they just magically reappear back inside almost instantly.
>Wurms take over Lilim's own little pocket realm
>They start to make everything Rome themed
>They soon make numerous portals for others to enter
>Now others are entering 'Wurmonia', and think it's some Wurm nation
>The Lilim who made the realm sits there and tries to ignore everything while a young Wurm pats her head like a bongo and a Werekitten tries to climb up her cloak
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>>15797735
What if my waifu is a downright genius, like a lich, or an anubis, or a crow tengu?
The world would still turn down a monstergirl who could singlehandedly push us into a new age of peace and enlightenment, just because her arms and legs are a little different, or she's a little colder to the touch?
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>>15797772
My brother of African ancestry
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>>15797741
So what the fuck does the chief goddess do? Come down while you're still in the womb with a bunch of coloured toy blocks with pictures of heroes and farmers on it and asks you to pick which one?

>>15797747
That's not what you said. You said that you couldn't become one if you chose to be something else.
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>>15797735
Why work when you can survive off fucking each other? And once you become an incubus you won't even need a home, healthcare or anything other than you waifu really

I'd rather live in a simple home and work whenever I feel like it, but if I had to choose between being a wageslave or being homeless with my waifu I'd choose homeless in a heartbeat
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>>15797772
>blackberry

you keep doing this, but she has neither dark skin or dark hair.
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>>15797780
>That's not what you said.
I'm not him though.
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>>15797780
>So what the fuck does the chief goddess do? Come down while you're still in the womb with a bunch of coloured toy blocks with pictures of heroes and farmers on it and asks you to pick which one?
You're being dense on purpose, aren't you.
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>>15797779
That's not even getting into the other positions and the post sex cuddling.
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>>15797790
No. If I'm being dense then I blame only having had one cup of coffee. Spell it out to me.
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>>15797775
You can't trust any of those types, haven't you see the news? Anubises own and abuse slaves, Liches kill women to raise as undead monstrosities, and Crow Tengu go into rape frenzies. It was on CNN so it must be true.
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>>15797735
Doesn't really matter if your waifu is a sandworm because she is your home.
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>>15797792
In MGE, "Hero" is basically a class that requires the blessing of the Goddess for the purpose of slaying the Demon Lord.
Not that that stops any of them from getting monster Waifus. One of the most powerful Heroes actually married the Demon Lord and fathered the Lilims.
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>>15797553
You could have posted the crappy Shog doodle with mini Shogs around the regular one, seeinf as how that would have been more fitting for a "queen" this and that.

While on the subject of those mini Shogs; should they be, like, the big Shog's kids, or just merely parts of her body that split off to help her clean and are sentient enough to actually do a good jib before returning to the maid body?
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>>15797800
Pretty sure in the MGE there are "Heroes" and then there's "THE Hero".

The former can be just anyone who's trained hard enough, and includes the likes of the Fallen Maidens (Formerly). "THE Hero" meanwhile is exactly as you say, selected at the tail end of the Demon Lord's reign to usher in an age of Human Prosperity.
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>>15797830
Kinda stepping into Queen Slime's territory, isn't that?
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>>15797830
Oy, all those spelling errots.
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>>15797832
THE hero married the demon lord and fucked over the order.
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>>15797697
There's two types introduced in MGE 1.

"Heroes", those blessed by the Chief God to slay the Demon Lord. They receive a massive power boost that makes their journey easier, are usually assigned a Valkyrie to keep watch over them, and head off in the form of your usual JRPG party.

Then you have the unofficial heroes, random adventurers that grind their ass off until their stats are high enough to fight the likes of dragons and walk away victorious. Very few make it far.
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>>15797839
A bit.
But Shog's aren't regular Smiles, and he was going on about a queen and such.
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>>15797830
That depends on if its a Queen or not. Queens have buds splitoff that actually develop their own intelligence. If its not a Queen, then the main slime is still controlling them, and its more like extra limbs than other people.

As far as Shogs are concerned, I dont think they actually can split parts off their body.
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>>15797860
>I dont think they actually can split parts off their body.
Can't they though? I thought one of their big abilities was making various mundane items for you out of themselves.
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>Last thread full of shitposting
>This thread has shitposting as well
>"Lol waifus hate you and aren't real"
>"Lol all girls have fucked like 50 before fuck your fantasies"
>"Lol are you guys delusional or what?"
I thought /v/ and /b/ were supposed to be the boards the normalfags go to. How do they end up here?
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>>15797860
Maybe they could? Have remote controlled mini roomba Shogs cleaning other parts of the house?
Of course it would just be easier to think of those mini Shogs as just young ones eating stray cats and leftovers until they grow up.
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>>15797845
Precisely!
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>>15797867
Well yes, but as long as they are still connected to their body, I believe. Otherwise they would just lose mass until they were all loli shogs.
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>>15797871
And it isn't even the weeked. It's probably a couple of fags wanting to start shit.
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>>15797871
It's the otaku mindset. The kind that savors randomness and games and anime and all that crap. Why be intelligent and civil when you could just be random and unrestrained like everyone else?
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>>15797877
Labor day.
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>>15797871
I have a theory it's by way of /pol/. /pol/ is the first board you find when you google 4chan so they must have found their way here.
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>>15797871
I dunno, it was fine this morning.

Summerfags trying to get their fix in before real life kicks back into gear?
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>>15797871
Don't forget the sub hellhounds, I really think this is the same guy.
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>>15797886
They don't discuss stuff like this anon.
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>>15797893
So offshoots that are almost daughters?
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>>15797898
I still stand by my theory.

Though it might be /v/. or just some bored Anons here wanting to start shit.
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>>15797900
Clones rather than daughters. Like a monogamous, one woman harem. I mean, she could have daughters if you want a mini-me version of her sliming around, but she'd just be another offshoot, no?
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>>15797898
Did you miss the "shop MAGA hats onto your waifu" threads?
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Blackberries though
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>>15797918
Those are entirely different from the bullshittery being discussed right now.
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Hey. Hey. Hey guys.

Yuri.
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>>15797909
So they are almost 100% the same Shog, just emmulating different personalities and quirks? Needs to be some Hatter Shog for such a level of crazy.
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>>15797893
I am him, and as someone who dreams of Shogs and Queen Shogs, I really like your examples.
>>15797874
A Queen shog could have mini-roomba Shogs no problem. They would split from her body and be seperate entities for the duration of their servitude. They would probably even develop personality quirks over time, and grow into young Shog children.

A standard Shog however, would have to fake it. Even if she could bud parts from her body and still control them, she would have to focus on it the whole time.
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>>15797937
Is something I like but will never bring up in these threads.
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>>15797948
You just did.
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>>15797871
Funny how all this started happening after we got crystal clear proof of an butthurt native having it out for us and being in these threads.

Hell, he even posted on /qa/ that the best way to get rid of us is to shitpost about stuff people don't like.
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>>15797923
Blackberries doing cute things in civvies
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>>15797953
I din't. That post was about my love of Cheshires.
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>>15797945
So she couldn't do like a dozen roomba Shogs that all swarm you to clean you up without needing enough concentration to make your head burst.
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>>15797955
What a sad cunt.
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>>15797923
>>15797958
>blackberrys

you're doing it because you know it triggers me. Only Shogs deserve that title, because, ya know, they actually look like blackberrys.
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>>15797942
I imagine that there's something up in her biology that makes having her offshoots grow autonomous easily possible. But if she were ever to have her offshoots converge back into a main body, she would end up with a chimera tier DID.

>>15797945
>I really like your examples.
Cheers.
>A standard Shog however, would have to fake it
I like to think that a Queen shog has an innate, natural talent for it, but all other shogs have the trait buried somewhere deep in their subconscious. She might wake up one day after doing it for decades even and realize with no small amount of surprise that she is no longer faking it.
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>>15797973
Okay, blueberries. Happy now?
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>>15797980
Huckleberries
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>>15797980
I mean, they aren't exactly blue either. Demons get called blueberrys because of their skin.

Bananas are pale.
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I want to watch my Kobold daughteru paint! I'd help her put on her pure white latex art-time catsuit so that all of her is covered and protected from getting painted. She's still a clumsy little puppy and her paws aren't great at holding the brushes, so she usually gets her colors all over herself whenever she paints. Getting paint out of Kobold fur is a really bed time, so it's good to take precautions!
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Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

How about...and bear with me here...

Saskatoonberry Succubi
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>>15797973
What about whiteberries
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>>15798001
This just conjures up images of an Old West succubus for some reason.
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>>15797961
That Shog could probably become a Queen in her own right, if she tries hard and believes in herself.
>>15797975
Yes! What this guy says.

Someone wrote a story recently where a man was visiting a mansion that turned out to be a Queen Shoggoth. I lost it, but it was a good one.
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>>15797975
So MPD if they ever combine again then.
Now I want to train a Shog's Shogs to have cheerful personalities like that one Drawfairy.
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>>15798001
I want my blueberry succuwaifu to give birth to a salmonberry succudaughter. Think of how aesthetic their pictures together will be.
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>>15798008
I'd a succubus in chaps.
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>>15797923
Fuck off Bollocks
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>>15797987
Blueberries are more purple, oddly.
Blackberries do have a hint of red in the juice, which does fit Druella's color scheme for her clothing and magic. That may overlap with all Lilims though.
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>>15797982
>>15797987
>>15798001
>>15798006
Christ, are we making a fruit salad here or what? Although...
>Succubus strips down
>Puts a big spread over the table
>Chops up a bunch of different fruits
>Covers herself in whipped cream, fruit slices, and jam
>Serves you up the lewdest fruit salad ever when you come home
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>>15798023
Assless?
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>>15798009
>queen shog IS the giant mansion
Well, that's a thought.
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>>15798032
A possibility.

Personally I prefer to see emphasis on the thighs.
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>>15798025
Fuck off Alp
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>>15798009
>Someone wrote a story recently where a man was visiting a mansion that turned out to be a Queen Shoggoth
Shit, really? Wish I knew. Did any one happen to save it?

>>15798015
You probably don't really have to train one. Just ask your queen shog-fu to produce a mini-shog to site on your shoulder as you write or draw. I bed she'd develop a "Ganbatte!" Personality rather naturally.
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>>15798051
I want a whole mini Shog cheer squad on my shoulders, head, and desk all cheering me on while cleaning up after any messes.
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>>15798046
Why? He's literally the faggot that refers to Druella as a blackberry fuckmuffin
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>>15798037
>>15798051
Yeah it was great. I wont spoil anything, but It was certainly the inspiration for my pirate ship Queen Shog daydream, amongst others.

I'll try and find it, though I probably wont have luck.
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>>15798051
>I bed she'd develop a "Ganbatte!" Personality rather naturally.
She'd probably have one naturally.

>Shog-chan, Shog-chan! Hey, Shog-chan!
>What is it, master?
>I need an assistant to help me when I draw! I want her ganbatte as fuck!
>What's a ganbatte?
>I used some part of you as a computer not ten minutes ago. Google it, faggit.
>Done. Very well, then.
And then you''ve got your ganbatte right out of the box.
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>>15798059
Wouldn't that get rather distracting?
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Would you be okay with your waifu becoming a masochist? Would you indulge her new fetish?
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>>15798085
She's gonna get spanked for that
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>>15798085
Two masochists don't make a good match.
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>>15798072
>pirate ship queen shog
Now that's yet another thought.
>queen shog motorcycles
>"VROOM VROOM, Mastah"

>>15798077
Not to me. It would be adorable and endearing.
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>>15798085
>Would you be okay with your waifu becoming a masochist?
I don't think I could handle her being into anything too hard, but if she wants a blindfold, some spankings and a little demeaning talk I guess I'm game?
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>>15798091
>That pun
She's possessed by Charon! Call the exorcist!
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>>15798091
>resisting

Are you fucking gay or something?
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>>15798085
But anon she's already a masochist!
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>>15798091
that joke was bad and she should feel bad
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>>15798107
I'm scared of snakes
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Summer is soon coming to an end and it's the perfect time to settle down with a nice Yeti. You would accept a Yeti's hugs and affection right?
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>>15798123
I'm engaged to a Wendigo who is very tall, but duck walks everywhere to make people think she's as small as the others.
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I see everyone has forgotten the art of Not Replying.
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>>15798123
Yetis scare me.
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>>15798123
Winter's just ending for me, Spring approaches.
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>>15798128
Illassa that is a crappy rod.
Even that Wurm rod I doodled would be better for magic than that.
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>>15798128
Never because mecha musume is the coolest shit.
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>>15798128
...that is totally Anubis.
And yet it's fucking Ilassa instead of an MGE Anubis?
I am salty as fuck.
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>>15798131
Or they could just be newfags, the worst blight aside from /d/ and /u/.
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>>15798132
Dude, all you have to do is hit the spacebar.

>>15798123
Accept? Yes. Actively seek out? Probably not. They're good girls though.
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>>15798132
There's nothing to be afraid of.
>>15798128
Just far enough, lovely.
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>>15798123
In a heartbeat.
It's difficult when there's so many MGs I like but there's no way I'd go for anything besides monogamy.
I feel like I'd just end up settling down with the first MG to catch my heart.
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>>15798128
It's time.
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>>15798123
>ywn build igloos with a yeti waifu
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>>15798072
>Queen shog's abode takes on a whole bunch of forms whenever you travel
>When you hit up the sea, she and hers like to cosplay as pirates aboard a FUCKHUGE Galleon that dominates the nautical landscape
>When you hit up the land, often hijacks railways in the form of a more purple pic related
>When you decide to cross countries in the air, turns into a huge teampunk styled hindenburg-class airship

Can't believe I never explored this idea before. Traveling with a queen shog sounds fucking badass and comfortable.
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>>15798155
>There's nothing to be afraid of.

They keep asking me if I want a hug when I don't want one.
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>>15798163
>railways
MULTI
SHOG
DRIFTING
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>>15798149
>Lance
>Shape of the back panels
>Long, thin, prehensile tail

Yup, it checks out.
Why don't we have art of an anubis as ANUBIS, anyway?

Or an anubis cosplaying ANUBIS, wielding 「Anubis」 and fighting the actual Anubis.
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>>15798156
>I feel like I'd just end up settling down with the first MG to catch my heart.
I feel the same way, I like way too many and the fist one to show me any love would probably sweep me off my feet and make me want to settle down.
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>>15798177
Best we've got is this old sketch.
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>>15798163
Why does she travel so much if she doesn't let you go outside?
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>>15798163
Right? It fills my head daily.
The Shog meidos you grow to love would all be dolled up in different outfits depending on the Queens current form. Some of them would be very excited to act out their pirate fantasies on the high seas, while a few others would be sea sick and complaining how they should have just stayed as the airship.
The Queen, of course, lounges in the master suites all day, doted on by her many daughters. She helps you go over charts, as you plan your next big adventure.

Also, I looked for that story and couldn't find. Im hoping the title will just come back to me at some point.
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>>15798193
Neither do Dhampir, but they count because Vampire mum.
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>>15798195
You're not helping by replying to him.
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>>15798149
That design has nothing in common with Anubis' or Orbital Frames.
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>>15798198
Well, they "count" because they're in the MGE. I'd hesitate to call them monstergirls objectively though, just like the witch and dark mage.
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>>15798198
They act like monsters though so they do at least have that.
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>>15798208
What if we made her more tree like in artwork? Like a DnD Dryad?
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>>15798205
Compare the two. Like I said, there's the lance, tail, and general shape of the back panels. Even though Anubis has floating back panels rather than attached ones, the profile is very similar, especially considering how the peak Orbital Frames have very sexy, feminine designs to them.
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>>15798211
So if a human girl acts like a Wurm then she counts? Maybe if a Lilim comes along.
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>>15798208
Lolis are monsters on the inside.
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>>15798211
That's a very, very tenuous arguement. I know a lot of people like to use it for kemonimimi, but even then, it's kind of an asspull.
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>>15798190
>Doesn't let you go outside
What?

>>15798196
>Shogs in a sexier version of Maxon's Battlecoat, standing out upon the bough in marvel while the queen resides in her luxurious chambers
>Heading the ship towards her homeland in the south pole because she's feeling notalgic
>Taking her offshoot-daughters back home for the first time
>The ecstatic cries of "Tekeli-li!" as the peaks of distant mountains come into view through the frozen clouds
>Even the kuu shog-clone who fashions herself as the body guard of you and the queen is visibly excited
D'aww I fucking want this.
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>>15798223
You'll take kitsunes from my cold dead hands.
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>>15798215
Well if she starts crashing through trees using innate magical bullshit to get dat dick we might be on to something. I was more referring to the need/irresistable desire for seed though, as that's ultimately the succubus base just about every MG's traits are centered around.

>>15798223
>but even then, it's kind of an asspull.
The entire setting is an asspull, it's a matter of where one chooses to draw the line which is ever a personal choice.
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What if a Kiki afraid of Roombas encounters a bunch of Shog Roombas upon returning from a store run?
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>>15798212
If you want to do that, feel free to go ahead and get art of that done. Could be pretty interesting, and the people who like the series would probably enjoy it.
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>>15798223
>kemonimimi

They're fine though.
>>15798238
Maybe you should consider NOT FUCKING REPLYING TO HIM YOU IDIOT.
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>>15798236
I have no money to bring out the inner drawwhore of any artist.
Most I could do is hope.
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>>15798240
>Now nobody can ground me
Now she grounds herself and destabilizes the local crust causing earthquakes and utility outages.

Huwurm-chan is worse than fracking.
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>>15798235
[kill bill siren intensifies]
>>15798228
Sometimes I really wish I could either draw or write, for adorable ideas exactly like this. 10/10 would first mate for.
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>>15798260
>Huwurm would also be smarter than a normal wurm

Oh geeze. Guys, we might have just a menace greater than that time we let wurms cast Fist. I'd recommend getting to the shelters, but those won't save you.
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>>15798265
I'd write it but I'm supposed to be working on something else. And I think it has more effect as a cute little greentext.
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>>15798265
I can draw, crudely, and write, shittily.
Too bad I can't do a nonHershey's group of Shogs due to the numbers.
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>>15798188
Goddamn, I wish .less finished this image.
Not that I don't love the other finished one, but this one has such a great air of casual cuteness and sexiness to it. Seeing the detail, lighting and shading on the other one just makes me imagine how great this could be with that same beauty applied to it.

How much would I have to pay the bastard to finish it?
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>>15798271
HuWurm can even tunnel through the earth and creat Wurmholes in space! There is no stoping her unless we get help from the Ginger Bread Man! HuWurm can chase after him as fast as she can, but she will never catch him! For he is the Ginger Bread Man!
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>>15798277
We don't talk about the other finished one.
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>>15797916
>tangible afterlife
But Anon. There's nothing after this. Just darkness.
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>>15798272
It is pretty charming. Now the next biggest question is if you could wear one of the Shogs as a heavy winter coat.
>>15798273
I believe in you. Someday you will have the talent.
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>>15798291
There is in waifu land.

>>15798294
Wear one of the shogs, or have a winter coat made out of shog to wear?
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>>15798277
Eh. Well, the reason that .less went with the finished product we got is that he couldn't come up with an angle he really liked for the "Model Building" idea. So I'm not sure any amount of money would fix that.

Although, it's been a while since that image, and with time, comes experience, so perhaps he'd be able to now.
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>>15798291
Can't you read dumbass, he means in MGE.
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>>15798291
>There's nothing after this

[citation needed]
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>>15798287
I just did, so that's not true. Anyway, that's not what we're focusing on. I hope .less is reading this, because I will pay real money for him to finish that model building pic like he did the other one.

>>15798303
When you say angle, do you just mean the general viewing angle for the whole picture? I mean, it seems pretty fine as it is, but maybe there were some colouring or lighting issues?
I guess if it really came down to it, he could do a partial redraw, seeing as how he got as far as he did with the linework and flat tones. There was that other attempt which was like a top-down view as well, wasn't there?
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>>15798309
Where else do you think I'm going to meet my waifu?
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>>15798300
Either or, although having one of the small daughteru Shogs become your winter coat, while she sits on your shoulders is just adorable.

I mean, after living in a Queen Shog house for years and years, sleeping in Shog beds, eating at Shog tables, and even pooping in Shog toilets, Its reasonable to assume your real clothes got replaced by Shog a long time ago anyway.
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>>15798196
By any chance was this the story you were looking for? http://pastebin.com/mr6ZmrGz
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>>15798277
Just say you like yuri and it will piss off the thread, he will do it for free.
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>>15798317
I'm not really sure. I just know he wasn't happy with how it was going, and couldn't figure out a way to make it work he was happy with artistically.
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>>15798128
That's a really shitty staff for the Glorious Evolution, ELH better fucking deliver since now she's more machine than mannequin, with parts made in Japan
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>>15798325
Thats the one! Thanks man.

Its a story with a more serious/mysterious tone than cutesy waifu stuff, but as someone who loves Shogs for the eventual collapse into madness, it was right up my alley. I really enjoyed it.
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>>15798294
Maybe in 30 years I could draw like Loen did a few years ago.
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>>15798335
Deliver what? Pizza?
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>>15798326
I remember he did that quick doodle on Anon dicking an anubis and dragon at the same time because of that. Pretty hilarious.

>>15798331
>His last dA journal says he was closed for commissions

Well, shit. Then again, that was in March, and he's done a fuckton of art for Aftyn, so who knows. Guess it's worth finding out once I reconsolidate my wallet.
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>>15798349
He probably means writefaggotry
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>>15798123
I already tend to a yeti waifu in the summer months and keep her cool, she keeps me warm in the winter
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What if

Guys

What if

GUYS

What if a Shog could do some sort of pocket realm or reality marble using their own body and some magic?
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>>15798349
You just don't get it, Anon.

>Has a Lilim based on zettai ryouki
>Gives her the most bombastic ass and thighs
>NEVER DELIVERS ON SMUT OR HENTAI
>WITH THIGHJOBS
I DON'T CARE IF IT'D BE LITERARY INCEST. I AM FUCKING VEXED.
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>>15798324
>Its reasonable to assume your real clothes got replaced by Shog a long time ago anyway.
Pretty much.
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>>15798361
I wouldn't doubt that they could do that, though I do doubt that they could do innate time control/time alter shit.
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>>15798356
Then that may never improve.
I mean, I do Joe the chemistry teacher/coffe fiend, nameless saga which will get a really shitty name soon, MGK and the adventures of Tammy the Alp, and still need to do Dragon Butler.
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>>15798362
Is she suppossed to have a nice ass and thighs?

I doubt it's incest. At least, I don't see it as so, and wouldn't if I wrote lewds about my oc steel donut Lani or got Mari/someone on her level to draw her lewdly.
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>>15798381
>He's never noticed the suppleness of Ilassa's thighs and ass
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>>15798350
I didn't thought it was hilarious, if anything at first I felt sorry for the guy but when he just wouldn't stop replying I remember I thought "holy shit your pathetic, shut up already".
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>>15798350
It's a cute pic.

>He's done a fuckton of art for Aftyn
I just got a commission from him finished a couple days ago. I don't think he really updates his dA all that much...never hurts to ask.
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>>15798384
I did notice, I just didn't remember if it was a regular trait or just something the artist did on their own.
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>>15798350
He does a fuckton of art for Aftyn because he's part of Bob the Terrible's circlejerk who literally writes bestiality and has questionable sentences in stories like "doors that exist in this world", as if it's a question that they do or do not.
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>>15798386
Well, it was an unmitigated shitstorm. Emotions win out over actual sense in those situations, especially when the arguments involved possess little to no logic.
At least it's over, and we got art out of it. That's all I care about.
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I want a mini Holst with an enormous ahoge.
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>>15798350
>and he's done a fuckton of art for Aftyn
Faggots love faggots
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So is writing in this place dead or what
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>>15798405
No, it's never dead. We just die a little more each time.
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Do you have a shrine for your monster waifu?
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>>15798405
Hell no it isn't, fucker.
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>>15798405
There are still active writers who make good stuff here. I wouldn't call myself one of them, but I certainly try to keep some content I like flowing through here.
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>>15798413
Only stalkers make shrines.
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>>15798413
I have one in my mind.
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>>15798403
Like 4ft. tall mini?
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>>15798390
Yeah, it is. The dragon looks so content and satisfied, the anubis just can't get over how hot and pleasurable the whole thing is, and Anon is just laughing like a madman for being in such a great situation.
Plus, having a fluffy tail tickle your chest and under your arm like that must feel really nice.

But if you just got a commission finished that recently, I guess I'll ask him next paycheck. Right now I'm a little hesitant to get any commissions, because I've got one already pending, and some preorders for some very expensive shit which are about to be fulfilled.

What was the commission you got from him, anyway? Anything interesting?

>>15798395
What was the context of that "doors that exist in this world" sentence?
Either way, I don't think Aftyn's the only writer to struggle with that sort of redundancy and unnecessary flair to his writing. I've seen other writefags make similar mistakes too.
I just think it's an easy trap for a novice or amateur writer to fall into when they're trying to write with a fancy and evocative style. Hell, I did it myself back when I was around 14 or 15.
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>>15798425
Isn't technically what we're doing stalking?

>collecting images of our waifu
>masterbating to said pictures
>dreaming about her
>imagining situations with her
>glorifying her

I know she isn't real but it must fall somewhere on the stalker creep spectrum.
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>>15798405
No, there are still active writers in the thread AFAIK like Beast and Silent_II. Occasionally older writers like Harblador and Gauf will pop up, but we at least got rid of incorrigible bastards like Bob and Bollocks, and Quicksilver if you really hated the guy.

Unfortunately there's no real getting rid of Alp because much like a prostitute with the Clap, he just keeps coming back.

>>15798440
The context of the sentence was some kind of bar being whispered about "behind doors that exist in this world", when he'd have done better to just say "A place only spoken about behind closed doors in hushed whispers".
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>>15798447
Oh yeah, when he wrote the little thing about the monstergirl bar run by that rabbit woman. That makes sense, because I remember he was trying to give the text a mysterious feel.
Still, you're right, your version would make much more sense.
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>>15798440
>Right now I'm a little hesitant to get any commissions, because I've got one already pending, and some preorders for some very expensive shit which are about to be fulfilled.
Oh tell me about it. I have spent...way too much money in the last month. Way, way, way too much...

>What was the commission you got from him, anyway? Anything interesting?
Just a character sheet for an OC I had rattling around in my head.
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>>15798447
>Quicksilver if you really hated the guy.
I want him back.
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>>15798456
>Just a character sheet for an OC I had rattling around in my head.

The Zhana girl with the white hair?
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>>15798458
He and KDF are basically interchangeable, and that fag posted not too long ago.
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>>15798481
But Quicksilver has more delicious, delicious stories.
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>>15798477
Character name's Astra, says right on the sheet.
.less puts the username of the commissioner in the post when he puts something up on tumblr.

But yes.
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>>15798484
But the fetishes are copy paste. Sooner or later KDF will write more.
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>>15798481
>He and KDF are basically interchangeable, and that fag posted not too long ago.
I object!
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>>15798489
Oh, oops. That's fair enough.

She's got a cute design. Love her coat and boots too. Her sword is very... unorthodox, though.
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>>15797273
Aye, it's still a wip. I'm gonna redo it later this evening, but for now we're git gud time.

I'm thinking of a slightly /fit/ mgvegas Wock o7
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>>15798498
Yeah, .less really liked the idea of the thighboots. Anything to emphasize the thighs.

>Her sword is very... unorthodox, though.
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>15798458
>Spoiler
I wish Tarrek, Quicksilver, Captain, hell, even Bromont would come back. B & B can stay fucking go, though.
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>>15798491
>But the fetishes are copy paste
Maybe some of them, but I don't do any of the diaper stuff. That's just not me.
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>>15798508
>I'm gonna redo it later this evening, but for now we're git gud time.
Wunderbar,
>I'm thinking of a slightly /fit/ mgvegas Wock o7
So long as the booty is still fat I don't mind.
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>>15798515
A Wock without a booty is like a day without sunshine.
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>>15798522
Pleasant and calming?
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>>15798522
Or a burger without cheese.
Or a big-tittied monstergirl without cowprint outfits.
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>>15798508
I liked the Wock with the fat ass though.

Fat bottomed wocks make the wocking world go round.
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>>15798522
Or meese without the chub.
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>tfw no smug onee-chan who teases you sexually until you finally snap and jump her only for her to find that you're too much for her, becoming an ahegaoing mess
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>>15798522
Perfect for cuddling?
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>>15798542
>No onee-san that teases you hoping you rape her
>No girlfriend to bring home and rape in her place just to see the pure despair of a lonely cc nee-chan being born
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You can improve nearly any monster by giving them an ass at least as large as the Kakuen's.
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>>15798551
You're sick

I want to help senator wock pass her mandatory oneesan marriage bill to keep scenarios like this from ever happening.
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>>15798557
You mean proportionally, right? Because fairies.
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>>15798574
The ass is even larger the smaller the species.
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>>15798557
Never.
I want a 7ft. Shoggoth with an ass as massive as pic-relateds.
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>>15798599
I want a fourfoot tall kiki with a rear like that.
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>>15798599
Damn that's thick.
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>>15798604
That is what the power of Hathor can do for your waifu.
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>>15798542
>Your smug monster oneechan will never give you a nursing handjob
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>>15798573
>Senator Wock
Fucking plebeian, Deruella Trump is going to make MGC great again!
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>>15798604
All the more reason to ravage a Shoggoths butthole.
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>>15798599
Who is this artist? And does he have anything translated?
I need to know for scientific reasons of course.
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>>15798625
No clue, and I have no desire to research it considering the fact I found it in a now-deleted Sadpanda gallery.
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>>15798613
Hathor is truly the greatest of all the Goddesses. I must help her spread her teachings.
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>>15798632
> I found it in a now-deleted Sadpanda gallery.
Fuck why must this world be so cruel?
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>>15798635
That she is.
I want to show her power to a Dormouse
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>>15798620
Just go ahead and throw your vote away!
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>>15798641
I'd rather do that to some Paladins.
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>>15798542
>Be sitting there with your Ryuu onee-san, she's always been a bro-con and today is no different until she gives you a smug smile and utters these words
"Even if you managed to find my reverse scale, you wouldn't even know what to do with it. You're such a pathetic cherry boy~"
>Get angry enough that you feel like you're going to become an embodiment of an Asura, get her to lay on her side
"Oho? Taking the lead are we? Feel away, little brother. You'll never find it in this lifetime, or the next."
>Start feeling around her tail, looking for any differences in the scales, they all look the same and feel the same, she's laughing at you the entire time at your growing frustration
>Then you notice it, some minutes later
>A scale that's a darker, ruddy turquoise near the base of her back and the beginning of her tail
>Smirk when she notices how quiet you've gotten
>Give it a small press of your finger
"Hyaa! Oh... I see. You found it... Mmm? Well, what're you going to do?"
>Press it again, eliciting another high pitched "hyaa!" from her, she keeps telling you it doesn't feel good at all, but each time you rub or touch it you can feel her back arch
>Ask her if it doesn't feel good why she keeps giving off a girlish squeal
"Keeps the mood exciting, doesn't it?"
>That's fucking it. Latch onto her tail with both arms and legs, start to kiss and lick her reverse scale while you begin to massage her labia
>She's practically fucking drenched at this point, and sliding your fingers into her womanhood is like covering them in a bath of warm honey
>Ryuu-oneesan starts to frantically whip her tail back and forth, telling you she's going to lose her mind if you continue
>But your oral assault on her reverse scale continues until she splatters fem cum all over the tatami mats of the floor
>They say that a Ryuu who's had her scale stimulated can have sex for no less than three days, and with renewed vigor you release her
"H-Hey? What's with that scary face champ?"
"You're not going to leave me here like this, are you?"
>Lay the Dragon of the Orient for three days straight, never stopping. Engorging yourself on her now-lactating tits.
>She's yelling out stuff like not being able to live without your cock, and eventually your sex goes from the sound of dry slapping to lewd squelching noises as more of your cum flows out of her due to the excess
>Neither one of you notices that some of the Shirohebi have taken to voyeuristic viewings as you breed your smug onee-san
>Several months later she's stroking her gravid stomach, giving you that smug smile she's always given you while the Shirohebi shrine maidens tease you about your "Celestial Lance"
"Hey, I had an idea... How about we go for another after we welcome our first daughter? After all, other pantheons have started with less~"
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>>15798645
But then they'd be bursting out of their plate with ass, titties, and hips.
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>>15798646
Goddammit boner. NOT NOW.
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>>15798647
What faster way to make them give up? You could defeat whole armies that way.

And that's why Hathor controlled areas are so peaceful.
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>>15798646
>Get to drink Ryu milk while pounding that fat Ryu ass
I want this.
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>>15798653
But then you have a bunch of peeved, half naked paladin-chans looking at you.
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>>15798660
Yes, and?
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>>15798660
That won't be for long, soon they'll see their young squires staring at them. And me and my Hathorite wife will demonstrate what to do.
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>>15798646
>Touching reverse scale
>She doesn't go full rape
What is this
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>>15798664
Well, what do you think comes next?


>>15798669
But what if their young squires are girls?
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>>15798677
Then we'll provide them with some cute boys.
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>>15798677
>But what if their young squires are girls?
Then God help that one grizzled merc in the party, he'll have his work cut out for him now.
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I see /d/ has come around trying to push their fat fetish again.
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>>15798684
But wouldn't that just lead to monster girls and hathorized paladin-chan's arguing over the cute boys?

>>15798692
Man's probably earned it at this point.
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>>15798699
We've got plenty of cute boys for them all.
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>>15798708
Anon, care to explain why you have a hoard of cute boys?
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>>15798713
He buys them from male brothels
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>>15798713
He probably works with the Onee-Sabbath. They have stables of cute boys in the back of all their churches.
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>>15798698
>wahhh people like something i dont wahhh

Its not even near /d/ levels. Its just that we like thick girls.
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>>15798674
A shitty maledom greentext
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>>15798716
Please sir don't feed the trolls. That's a sure fire way to get cancer.
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>>15798713
From other countries.

They're volunteers.
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Would you a yandere moth? But remember, after your first encounter, you're never allowed to leave her. Doing so would have dire conciquences.
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>>15798714
I don't think those places of business would be so willing to part with them.

>>15798715
And that makes me want to call otouto services.

>>15798720
Hmmmm, you seem suspicious.
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>>15798720
"Volunteers"
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>>15798723
>>15798725
Hey if someone came up to you and said you could marry a huge breasted lactating monster girl wouldn't you volunteer?
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>>15798721
Sure, but only if she didn't trap me in some sort of looping time travel illusion.

Huh, deja vu.
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I want a doggie.
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>>15798734
That's how you get kidnapped and sold in the human boy black market.

I'm fine with that though
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>>15798721
Kinda depends on how crazy she is.
I need her to understand that most, if not all, workplaces will involve some sort of interaction with females.
If that's cleared up, then I absolutely would. Moths are a best.
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>>15798734
Last time that happened, I was shipped off to some mouse warlord who could barely stand because of her chest.
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What if...we enchant a sword with an Ignis and then turn it into a cursed blade.
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The Order should encourage all the knights to be best friends with each other. That way they will stand a chance against the monsters' Power of Love with their Power of Friendship.
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>>15798738
It's not slavery. There's a contract and everything.
>>15798745
Well you gut what you wanted didn't you?
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>>15798747
Throw in a skeleton, and this is how we get Ghost Rider as a waifu
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>>15798751
I guess that was technically true, I just didn't expect her to order me around so much.

i don't even know if I can call her a warlord due to the issues her chest causes .
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>>15798747
>Cursed Sword
It's not good.
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Ryus are scary
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>>15798658
Thats a Big Ryu

Are Ryus the biggest Dragon?
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>>15798760
Well I'm glad to know you're happy. And she has retainers.

Now, back to my soft Tanuki wife.
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Who is best girl? And why is it still Monoeyes?
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>>15798762
Yeah, you should never make fun of their home shrine or complain about the weather around them. That's how you get mini rainclouds following you that strike you with little thunderbolts when you say something rude.
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Wild boar girl when
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>>15798780
Because they can shoot lasers out of their eyes and make badass enchanted weapons?
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>>15798776
Well, she's going to be a soft mouse in a bit.
I'm not sure how she keeps her abs but I don't think she'll be sporting them for much longer.
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>>15798784
I got you senpai
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>>15798789
They're called "Love Beams" Anon! Quit being so racist!
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>>15798793
I wanna make that piggy squeal
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>>15798780
Well you're wrong
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>>15798509
He's not wrong. Those boots are sleek, sexy, hug the legs and make them look so elegantly long, yet they still look tough too.

Dies the sword have any interesting effects or powers? Somewhat reminds me of the Transistor.
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Would your life be better in you never discovered monstergirls? Is all this fantasying really good for you? Do you think it only making your more jaded as any romantic encounter you could have can never live up to monster girls?
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What did you guys do this time?
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>>15798737
I love that style of drawing for Kagerou.
The hairstyle, the dress, the curves of her abdomen showing through the dress, her feet, everything about it is lovely.
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>>15798793
That's just a normal pig. I want a big strongfat wild boar girl with big tusks and rapey but caring personality
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>>15798810
Well I was already a jaded asshole before I found out about MGs. So no, nothing would be different.
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>>15798780
I like monoeyes a little more monstrous, although Hitomi is undeniably a total babe.

I'm hoping somebody does something with our Gazer/Wisp idea. That was a good day.
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>>15798805
It's also a gun.
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>>15798821
Oh you want a Dire P'Orc then. They're more rare and are considered to be urban legends like Boar-zilla or the female orgasm.
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>>15798828
>implying there isn't a lazy dire boar who works at the movie theater.
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>>15798815
I called her a double nigger.
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>>15798824
>Gazer/Wisp idea
Tell me more
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>>15798828
No she's not a Dire P'Orc. You call Minotaurs Dire Holstaurs?
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>>15798742
No anon. If she sees you talking to girls even in a professional way, dire consequences.
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>>15798846
Yuge yandere mothfu time.
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>>15798853
Gonna make them all Moth-ers!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
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>>15798853
>no moth daughterus to give you fluffy hugs
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>>15798846
Well, she'll have to be patient while I find a line of work that has zero face-to-face interaction with other people then.
I'm gonna make this work out, dammit. The cuteness of moths demands it.
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>>15798859
Atleast your doing your moth wife well and not betraying her love
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>>15798845
Dire holsts are the strongest, cuddliest waifus.
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>>15798839
A Gazer who died before knowing the touch of a man, reborn as a Will o wisp in the afterlife. We combined them because of how similar the two girls are.

She would be a mono eye girl, with a fluffy burning ghostfire tail. Her once dripping goo is now a ghostlike blue, with glowing motes of power inside. The style would be similar to the victorian aesthetic that the Wisp normally has, combined with a school swimsuit. She uses the Wisps color pallette.

Most strikingly, her once connected eye stalks are now floating, gothic ghostfire lanterns. They orbit around her independently, and have little eyes of Sauron inside them. We decided this was the best way to keep both the eye from the gazer, and the lantern schtick from the Wisp, while removing the giant Wisp rape cage entirely.

We decided she would probably be voyeuristic, sending her eye lanterns out into nearby villages to spy on other couples making love. She is probably a boss of some deep undead dungeon.
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>>15798780
Only faggots like Ovaries like monoeyes
>>
I want to be taken advantage of by an older tanuki.
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>>15798862
Are they tall?
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>>15798895
Yes, even taller than the normal holst.
They'd tower over you, have breasts the size of prize fruits, and have a bit more muscle than normal beneath her pudge.
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>>15798890
For the money?
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>>15798901
Oh god stop my dick can only take so much.
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>>15798912
Don't forget that they'd still have the docile holst attitude despite their size, although she may offer you quite a few lap pillows.
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>>15798864
>Most strikingly, her once connected eye stalks are now floating, gothic ghostfire lanterns. They orbit around her independently
That's the coolest shit.
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>>15798862
>>15798895
>>15798901
Big cows are happy cows.
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>>15798923
Would they give me loving hugs and nursing handjobs.
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>>15798938
Ah yes, the dire holst rogue, a fearsome foe.

>>15798942
Yes they would, they'd give you firm hugs and would be more than willing to do nursing handjobs, although they'd really want a little girl eventually.
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>>15798828
You can't just add Dire in front of everything, those normal pink pigs you see in farms look like wild boars once they are out in the wild for a few years.
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>>15798798
>>15798789
Love Vision is still better.
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The Decisive Rout of Ra'Khit and The Fall of A Dynasty

So this is a short story set some thousands of years in the past near a port town my Rusalka MC will eventually get to. This idea started because I hadn’t tried my hand at the mayadere trope yet, but as her story fell into place in my mind she became less of the typical "antagonist falls for MC" and became more of a "woman who fell for the MC turns into an antagonist who loves the MC". I also wanted to try my hand at some kind of military tactics. It probably reads as the most retarded bullshit, so if you want to skip that part, it’s between lines 71 and 112 There's thick milky grape snakes, nursing handjobs and slow coily sex with a surprise at the end. That about sums everything up.

Any way, hope you guys enjoy it, comments and criticism are more than welcome.
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>>15798927
Indeed,we sort of pictures something like the floating Poe lanterns from Legend of Zelda for those.

Anyway, GazerWisp was a pretty unanimously enjoyed hybrid. Those don't come around too often.
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>>15798963
Well, I still think that Love Lightning is even better.
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>>15798890
I want to deflower a younger fox.
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>>15798992
But if people like you do that, how will we get thousand year old NEETs that we can bully?
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>>15799002
But we already have ryus for that. Foxes are good girls and deserve dick.
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>>15798965
Don't have the time tonight to read the entire thing but thanks for the contribution, Peny.
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>>15798965
>Nitocris
Good name choice for the purple snek.

That lactation scene tho. Mmm baby.
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>>15799038
This man speaks the truth. Ryus are for bullying until they snap and try to catch you, most of the time failing and having to masturbate furiously thinking about you.
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>>15799062
I want to be the rival of the muscled, himedere class president pharoah who keeps trying to get me to do things while I just go my own way.

I want her to get so mad that she corners me by the gym equipment closet and hate-fuck me.
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>>15799040
No probs
>>15799059
Yeah I had a bit of fun rooting around for good names. Glad you liked it.
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>>15799080
Hate fuck is one the cuttest things a mad MG can do to you.

Bonus point if you have a smug face and say "Took you long enough
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>>15799105
Oh, there would be smug, believe me.
Even better would be the cuddling afterwards where she'd suddenly realize what just happened and how it could effect her record, commenting on how she has to take responsibility and wondering if she'll be able to remain the head of the student council after such a thing.
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Are we still calling him an Alp?
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>"Anon, onee-chan got you a present."
>"It's that student council president you're always talking about."
>"Isn't it funny? She was so against putting on this outfit, but as soon as I mentioned it was for you, she slipped into it without a fuss."
>"Now, say the line."
>"G-Greetings, master. I'm here to be your...ultra-lewd maid. Please, f-feel free to use me as you like."
>"Good job. Now, go have fun with your new toy, anon."
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It's been a shitty week , does anyone have any good, and possibly long stories that could pick a man up?
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>>15799130
Did Loen draw this?
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>>15799105
hatefuck, you say?
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>>15799115
It won't affect her if you two are a couple.

Oh my, Anon. Was this your plan all along?
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>>15799134
Doesn't look like Loen's art
And I'm staring at it very intensely
Very
Mmm, yes
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>>15799131
What if I want to play with Aponee-chan instead?
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>>15799131
And thats when I take out the muscled, class president pharoah in public and take her to the movies, take her out for a meal, and maybe have her give me a back massage.

>>15799136
The best.

>>15799142
You can't prove anything.
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>>15799130
What I'm call her is cute.
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>>15799131
>Jesus fuck onee-chan, can you stop corrupting the student council?
>I'm still cleaning up the stains the Anubi vice-prez left on my carpet
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>>15799146
All you need to do is ask her to play. Go on Anon. No need to be shy around your Nee-chan.
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>>15798325
>>15798341
>TFW only this guy and Harblador have written good Shoggoth stories
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>>15799131

And that's why Grapist Snake is best girl.

>>15799146

She could arrange for all three of you to play at once.
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>>15799131
T-Thanks sis...
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>>15799131
purple snake is going to get kicked onto the street
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>>15799131
I shall, but for the first thing we do is to go out on our first date, get to know about each other some more. Afterwards we continue to work on strengthening our relationship by doing things together that we enjoy and cuddling. This of course leads to us having passionate sex with one another and me putting my head between her pillowy thighs and perform many sessions of cunnilingus on her, all the while her cute face a blushing. Finish it off with some much needed snuggling and from there grow the relationship even more.
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>>15799157
There's more Shoggoth stories?

Link me please?
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>>15799131
I'm calling the police.
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>>15799131
who are you and what are you doing in my house
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>>15799145
Dude that totally looks like Loen's art
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Good news everyone!

You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9, where dangerous Monster Girl space outlaws rape men on sight.
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>>15799176
Dr. Weird works better.
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>>15799175
No it doesn't
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>>15799176
Gonna rub that tiny chest.
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>>15799176
"no"
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>>15799131

Okay I'm legitimately jealous the Pharoah is the one with the collar and not me.

I think I have issues
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>>15799176
>>15799180
You can't make me go
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>>15799131
Danmit, do you know how much these things cost to care for? send her back.
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>>15799176
>no tits
>no tail
Remove gremlins
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>>15799176
I want to throw her into a matango pit.
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>>15799176
>>15799177
>Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I have grafted a vacuum cleaner to my groin!
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>>15799178
Literally everything about that picture screams "Loen drew this"
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>>15799182
No, you have good taste. Men need a strong waifu to love and guide them.
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>>15799168
Bollocks did one a while ago, it's a disjointed mess.

>>15799176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
>I HAVE DECIDED TO WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS AND NOTHING MORE THAN A BIKINI TOP TO COVER MY CHEST!
>... But why, Dr. Gremlin
>IT'S SO I CAN FIT IN WITH THE REST OF THE HERD, AND ATTRACT A MATE, STEVE.
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>>15799182
Let me guess, you're one of those boys who wants to be a slave to an Apophis aren't you?
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>>15799182
You're a shameless fucking slut.
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>>15799190
Now we're talking. Fit the corn into this and the joke is complete.
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>>15799192
Dude, it's in a completely different art style for one. It doesn't look like any of his artstyles.
Nothing screams "Loen". At best it screams "SEX"
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>>15799176
Sounds pretty easy.
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>>15797254
There are a few that do have some high standards. Baphomets prefer strong men who're able to defeat them; keep in mind they're stated to be one of the strongest, if not the strongest, monster girl in existence. Youko target men who're rich and/or in a position of power, such as a politician or a king. Vampires will capture a group of men and whoever they deem to be best they'll marry. Unicorns will only target virgins, which I assume isn't a problem for a number of people in this thread. Salamanders prefer men who're good in combat. And I imagine, getting with a lilim or pharaoh may be a bit difficult. But as for the majority of monster girls, they're not too terribly picky. KC states, that in his setting, monster girls will go for just about any guy so long as they're not a complete dirtbag, mass-murdering, psychopath. You may even be able to convince one who's not interested in you at first, just by showing how much you love and adore them. This is sort of a loophole KC introduces to get around their preferences or expectations of men.
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>>15799132
Anybody?
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>>15799196
He clearly said he was jealous.
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>>15799190
No matter how powerful it is, it won't compare with that cock magnet she calls a mouth.
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>>15799196

>Let me guess, you're one of those boys who wants to be a slave to an Apophis aren't you?

Isn't "husband," just another name for "slave," anyway?

There are a few I wouldn't mind to be owned by. Apophis is just one of them

>>15799197

I know. I live with it every day.
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>>15799198
>Jersey Shore, Labratory of Dr. Gremlin
>Gentlemen, Behold!
>I GIVE YOU.... CORN!
>'Oh, wow. Cool, thanks Dr. Gremlin!'
>LET THE MATING BEGIN!
>Gremlin bastes herself in butter and fucks Anon ragged surrounded by Corn on the Cobs
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>>15799206
What was that you cheeky cunt?
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>>15799204
read the Shoggoth one posted earlier
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>>15799212
Screenshotted, thank you anon. I'll get this commissioned one day.
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>>15799204
Well, there's always Harblador though he writes fetishy stuff. There was also that one Jabberwock story from a while ago that nails the lovey dovey stuff buts its a little bit more fetishy. When it doubt, there's always the collection site to check and browse.
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>>15799204
How long is long?
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>>15799211
Boysluts like yourself should stay way from mean dumb old snakes. They'll just abuse you.
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>>15799212
>Some time later
>Gentlemen, I bring you... MORE CORN!
>'Sheeee-yeah, I dunno man, not after last time.'
>THIS TIME, WILL BE DIFFERENT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>'Oh okay, I mean I am kind of hungry.'
>Gremlin mid-air glomps him to fuck him standing up against the table
>IT'S NOT ANY DIFFERENT, IS IT ANON?
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>>15799200
Dude it has all the big Loen trademarks. Strong clean lines and shading, hip bones, that slightly tilted pose. If it's not Loen who is it?
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>>15799162
>you're out on your first date with her
>"Anon, shouldn't we be having sex right now? Your sister was 'very clear' about what my duties were."
>She lifts up her skirt and shows you she's dripping wet
>"I-If you'd like, we can do it here...in public..."
>Her face is bright red as she clutches her skirt tighter
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>>15799212
I don't like this.
I fucking LOVE it!
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please help the tomboy, muscled Anubis feel pretty.


Apparently someone doesn't dig a a on a girl
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>>15799226
Noel
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>>15799227
Oh damn. If I was trying to be romantic and she did a slutty thing like that I wouldn't be able to back down. Bitch would get filled to the brim and be forced to walk around like that.
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>>15799229
We need more Dr. Gremlin.
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>>15799222
More than one or two posts long in the pastebin I guess.
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>>15799243
Nigger, what? The pastbin accepts up to 100k words per post. Not many stories have gone beyond that.
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>>15799216
How far back? I looked up to about 5 hours ago and didn't see anything.
>>15799219
I don't know what all is good on there, there's a lot of stuff.
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>>15799249
No, I mean like more than 1 part or update, not just a single posting by a writefag and that's all that's there.
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>>15799232
Gonna kiss her abs one by one to make her feel pretty. Then get her to put on a pink transparent negligee and stand in front of a mirror to show her how beautiful a woman she really is.
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>>15799223

You just want all the snakes for yourself, don't you?

Your reverse psychology won't work on me
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>>15799255
Tender loving snusnu is sure to follow
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>>15799232
Gonna be the bro to that Anubis. Spend hours and hours praising both her strenght and abilities as well as slipping in some compliments on her cuteness. Gonna tell she is perfect the way she is and I would totally go for her if she was interested in a guy like me.
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>>15799240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo
Skip to 3:20

>Gentlemen BEHOLD!
>Dr. Gremlin strips nude
>it cuts to anon looking on in shock and awe
>Dr. Gremlin then tackles anon and starts fucking him for the sixth time that afternoon
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>>15799253
Oh. Well fair enough. There's a whole bunch of stuff out there though, what are you looking for?
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>>15799257
No, they're just bad.
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>>15799261
Is it still snu-snu if I'm making love to her just as intensely as she is to me? Plus giving her head, ears, paws and tail the most incredibly passionate rubbing, stroking and brushing in her life?
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>>15799227
Not quite what i had in mind with what i said, but certainly could happen. I just happen to think she's cute and would want her to be my girlfriend, also when the time comes for sex how can i not eat her out when she has such nice pillowy thighs. Plus blushing Pharaoh is ultimate cute.
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>>15799267
Just something that's upbeat/happt, it doesn't need to have sex in it so long as it's just some people caring for each other. No spiders or bugs though.
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>>15799263
Expect stammering and a wagging tail


>>15799269
Yes,
It's the tender, loving kind
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>>15799278
Ghoul is pretty long and SoL
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>>15799265
Does this mean a fat balding man gets molested by a mothgirl in khaki pants?
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>>15799284
Are those writefags??
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>>15799291
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
Ghoul is the story. SoL is Slice of Life. So upbeat/happy
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>>15799212
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>>15799283
Well then, time to snu-snu her back. I'll make sure she knows she's the most beautiful girl in the world, by making her feel the height of feminine bliss.
Even while she's making me feel like a little boy in the arms of a strong, relentless wolfu.
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>>15799309
Amazing. Dr. Gremlin just gets better and better.
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>>15799309
Oh boy.
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>>15799283
>wagging tail

She knows how to hit me weak spots. I know she is a tomboy, but she wouldn't mind me putting my arm over her shoulder and carefully play with her ears, right? If there was a doggie like her just wagging her tail and looking all cute near me, I wouldn't be able to not play with her.
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>>15799130
Who?

And what is that?
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>>15799309
She was the one who was hungry
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>>15798965
I said this before, but you're really great at writing sex scenes.
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So do you guys like your automatons sleek and shiny, or do you prefer a more classical look?
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>>15799346
both are good
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>>15799346
A bit of both. Something mechanical, let resembling a knight in armor.
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>>15799346
With the fleshy simulacrum and assorted metal armor and weapon bits KCs Automatons have.

Makes me want to see MGE Automatons styled after Mobile Suits and other assorted mecha in that regard.
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>>15799351
So something where the robot bits are clearly part of them?
>>15799358
I don't know why, but looking at the KC automoton makes me think of a pimped-out Aigis.
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>>15799346
No Automaton waifu who has a sexy Deathscythe casing that she only wears on holidays and anniversaries.
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>>15799364
>looking at the KC automoton makes me think of a pimped-out Aigis.
Gotta be the hips or the gauntlets.
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>>15799329
Glad you enjoyed it. I worry some times that the way I describe things ends up being very samey, and results in my scenes feeling repetitive. So it's good that they're still enjoyable I guess.
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>>15799369
>No muscular Heavy Arms to protect me in public but turn dere-dere in private with me
It hurts, anon.
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>>15799375
Pretty much the gauntlets and exposed joints, yeah.
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>>15798674
she was "fixed"
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>>15798965
PW please touch my keyboard with your dick so that I too can write good pieces that people get excited about.

Also nice story, sad that the daughter didn't actually get in on the action.
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Why is it so much fun to tease Kuudere monster girls?
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>>15799408
Because it's adorable to see how long they'll try to hold the kuu together before the dere breaks through.
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>>15799419
Matis girls are cute. Want to see one waiting for her date an hour early, or unable to sleep at night, since she's too excited.
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>>15799408
>you'll never make a kuudere salamander girl dress up in ganguro as part of a bet she lost
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>>15799407
Cheers. And not to worry, she gets her action some thousand years from now
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>>15799429
>unable to sleep at night, since she's too excited.
>She shows up the next day, eyes bloodshot
>She's kuudere so you still have a hard time telling what she's thinking
>She wobbles a bit so you wonder if there's something wrong with her
That doesn't sound great. Poor girl, better take her home and slip her into bed once you get some answers out of her. Expect to be dragged in afterward though. There will be an unspoken agreement that tonight you are the dakis.
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>>15799436
Although I actually would like to ask, you got any writing advice to share? And how long have you been writing?
Sorry to ask about this/be intrusive.
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>>15799445
That sounds absolutely wonderful.
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>>15799445
Perfect
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>>15799448
No real advice unfortunately other than generic shit like read, find writers you like and find out why you like 'em. I've been at it for just over two years now, so not too long
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>>15799466
Alright, thanks for indulging my curiosity dude. Enjoy yourself!
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>>15799309
Damn Gremlin and her erotic corn fantasies.
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>>15799309
What is this nonsense?
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>>15796938
nice job anon, gotta have the feels sometime for fiction to ring true , no matter what the hugbox babies say
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To protect and serve!
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>>15797005
your fiction affected someone deep down, that is all any writefag hopes for.
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>>15799520
Is that the bunny from Zootopia?
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>>15799520
>chromatic aberration
WHY
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>>15797120
then counter with a comfy story
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>>15799524
Yes.
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>>15799529
Cute. Though I think I'd rather have a snarky foxgirl to hang out with.
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>>15799541
Snarky? Who nesessih?
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>>15799551
Damn these lecherous, old Foxes, coming to our town and being lewd.
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>>15799551
That's enough sake for you tonight, missy. I think it's time you went to sleep.
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>>15799560
Count her tails and ask yourself if you want to mess with her.
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>>15799566
She's too drunk to seriously do anything. She'll just grumble and half-heartedly protest as I lead her up to bed, then pass out the minute her head hits the pillow.
I'd then gently tuck her in and give her a kiss on the forehead good night.
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>>15799572
Don't lie, you'd be all over her fluff.
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>>15799566
How about I let her count my dick? That normally calms MG down.
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>>15799320
It's .less' avatar genderbent
I wish he drew more of her
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>>15799576
If she sees more than one, what do?
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>>15799581
Hold it closer to her.
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>>15799580
In that case, I'll call a spade a spade.
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>>15799526
It makes the picture look more cinematic!
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>>15799573
Not saying I am, but I wouldn't protest if she grabbed me
>Take drunk fox up to bed
>Struggle to get her in pajamas as she giggles & tries to tease you
>Finally get her in bed
>One tail wraps around you and pulls you in
>She rolls over on top of you, starts sloppily kissing you
>'Heeeey, howshabout you help me sleep, Anon? Hehehehe~'
>Put a finger to her lips
>'Your drunk. Ask me tomorrow night when you're thinking straight.'
>She pouts at you. 'You're no fun...*hic*'
>All her tails wrap around the two of you
>'But it's schweet that you won't take advantage of me. I like that about you. Hehe.~'
>She falls asleep on top of you, cuddling you with arms and tails alike
>No getting out, you're tired, too, and it's far too comfy
>Promptly fall asleep under her
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wips all the time

>>15798532
I felt like drawing abs too though so whynotboth.jpeg

>>15798529
>>15798530
>>15798532
>>15798537
Sounds comfy also qts.

>>15799381
>Muscular Automatons
Unf. Weird, I was thinking about doing some studies of my gunpla the other day. My list is getting big all of a sudden.

I hope y'all are having a nice night /mgt/ o/
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>>15799605
Can you do a Hellwan with some abs?
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I want a metalhead girl who's big like Floor Jansen!
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>>15799605
The Wip looks nice! Keep up the good work. Have a g'night dude.
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>>15799581
Let her try to catch both. It should be amusing.

Otherwise forcefully show her how many there actually are. She won't remember come morning.


THERE IS ONE COCK!
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>>15799615
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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>>15799603
I hate you.
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>>15799605
>Dat wipwock butt
nice
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>>15799580
Lewds when
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>15799635
>>15799580
no ass.
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>>15799636
Like fucking clockwork.

I have a dumb headcannon where you don't even actually browse the threads or enjoy mge content, but instead just come in here simply to keep the meme alive and remind that yes, we will never be breastfed like a holstaurus. Anyhow, have good day slowbro.
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>>15799635
I don't know if I want lewds of something so adorable.
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>>15799647
That's not Slowbro, that's Slowpoke.
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>>15799653
Hello there.

I want to munch on her delicious tail.
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>>15799609
Have a regular wan with abs.
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>>15799653
Suddenly I feel like a fucking amateur. Why'd you gotta go and point that out?
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>>15799658
Are you a Shellder?
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>>15799648
Pretty sure lewds of her already exist.
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>>15799669
Either that or Team Rocket.

Slowpoke tails are a delicacy that transcends the limits of species.
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>>15799664
Well you know. Pokemon is serious business. Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.
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>>15799609
Hi Anon, and maybe! I'm cutting off sketch list additions for now since it's getting kinda big again, but I think I'll be doing another sketch raffle in a month or so, on here, tumblr, and twitter, so please keep an eye out for those o7

>>15799614
>>15799620
Thanks! Y-you too o/
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>>15798420
fuck off
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God dammit, everything in here pisses me off.
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>>15799714
What specifically pisses you off?
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>>15799714
Cheer up buddy, have some noodles.
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Updated Miia sketch from Loen
He's been sick but he's better now

This should be the last one before he does line art and coloring
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>>15799714
Does somebody need a hug?
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>>15799731
>those kiss marks
>two aren't even on the guy's picture
Loneliest snek.
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>>15799734
Bad moth.
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>>15799202
>Vampires will capture a group of men and whoever they deem to be best they'll marry.
Isn't it more whichever of her bloodbags winds up turning into a Vampiric-Incubus first, in the case of Vampires? Though you would have cases where she winds up forming an attachment earlier than that, and that's when you get Dhampirs...
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>>15799765
Good moth just wants to hug. Are you going to embrace her? (there isn't a choice)
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>>15799714
Have an oppai loli and relax.
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>>15799232
>Instead, please help the tomboy, muscled Anubis feel pretty.
A best.

>>15799255
You are a man of wealth and taste, truly.
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>>15799770
I will never embrace that moth.

She kills the mothers of little boys!
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Poor shoggoths. Can't go any where without being screamed at by easily spooked humies.
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>>15799784
She's not his real mother.
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>>15799785
Except the ones who go everywhere looking like humies.
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>>15799789
Then who is?
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>>15799793
Moth.
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>>15799794
What? No she isn't.

Moth is a creepy sex offender that hurt his real mom.
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>>15799796
She loves him more then that other woman..
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>>15799800
This. Moth gives best and everlasting love.
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>>15799800
>>15799802
She's a sociopath that doesn't know how to behave.

She thinks hiding in his shed, constantly raping him and rewinding time is a good idea. But when he is naturally freaked the fuck out over a creepy moth woman in his shed that rapes him and possibly killed his mom she cries her eyes out.

She is one of the few times I would allow a purging to happen.
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>>15799807
She's just confused on how to show love, and inferior mommy got in the way.
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>>15799807
Wouldn't you care for a frightened and confused moth living in your shed?
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>>15799811
I'd get her some spider friends. Then I'd get some bug bombs for the spiders to play with.
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>>15799809
She has had multiple times to practice this, she deserves nothing good.

>>15799811
Not if she tries to sexually assault me, give my mom a heart attack and cause time shenanigans to happen.
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>>15799816
Why are you so mean to cute yandere moth? She justs wants to love.

(Sorry for shit quality)
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>>15799819
She might have developmental disorder.
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I want the yandere moth to go and stay go
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>>15799822

I just want her to stay.
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>>15799821
Oh that's so much better, a sociopathic moth woman that has time powers along with a developmental disorder.

This is a girl that absolutely needs to be purged, no doubt about it.
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>>15799827
She needs hugs and kisses.
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>>15799829
She needs smiting.
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>>15799829
Are you suggesting poisoned candy? That might just work.
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>>15799822
Stop it bug bully
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>>15799835
I'm gunnu swat the bug.
You can't stop me.
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>>15799830
>>15799831
She turned out fine when he married her.
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>>15799837
>you will never tie moth-chan down and spank her with a flyswatter
>maybe even an electric bug-zapper if she's into that sort of thing
could be neat
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>>15799838
For now.
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>>15799843
>you will never drive over her while she's hypnotized by your headlights.
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>>15799731
>One snek with a dozen dakis
Is this like reverse Miiafag?
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>>15799849
anon no
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Please stop moth bullying. You'll make her upset. How will you live with yourself after killing a moth?
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>>15799853
Yes it's Miia in a Miiafag pit
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Undead thread.
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>>15799866
Is that a lewd book?
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>>15799866
Isn't this from /u/?
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>>15799870
Yes
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>>15799862
The other week I found a dead moth from a space between the floor and the backyard door. The moth had crawled under there and died, probably slowly. It was probably my fault for not opening the door sooner.
I don't live with it too well.
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Well I like Elves and I respect their culture!
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>>15798965
Great story, excellent work as usual The only way you can improve it is by **finishing Tsukumogami you double nigger!**
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>>15799883
How do you marry someone without even being able to talk to them?
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>>15799897
BODY LANGUAGE
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>>15799897
I think you normally start by picking your bride out of the catalog.
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>>15799870
There's been two pieces of surprisingly nice art MGE art from /u/'s drawthread.

That I know of anyway. Could be more for all I know.
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>>15799896
Glad you enjoyed it.
>finishing Tsukumogami you double nigger!
I'm surprised some one cares about that. I just opened it up and it's shorter than the story I just did. Wow I'm a lazy cunt I was gonna work on a demon hunter thing but I'll focus on trying to finish this next. thanks for the reminder.
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>>15799897
Arranged marriage with monster girls!
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I was thinking of drawing something with pen and paper and scanning it. Some guys here do that instead of using some kind program on their computers, right?
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Just finished reading Ghoul, and hot damn do I want a gothic, undead Kikimora.
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>>15799950
We need more Goths in general.
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>>15799952
As a man born on Halloween, whos life long dream is to live in a haunted mansion, yes we do.

I want to doll up my Kikimora maid in a slutty gothic uniform, and get my Shoggoth maid to look just like her, for the ultimate spooky maid twins.
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>>15799866
I know where this came from, I know what it's implying. I'm just choosing to believe that Wight caught Lich reading something really embarrassing.
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>>15799927
Sure. Some people can't into art technology, so P&P is what we got.
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>>15799968
The paper has now ended up extremely smudgy due to my lack of skill and excessive erasing. I hope it'll at least end up better than paint doodles
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>>15799916
Honestly Penny you are one of the most competent and versatile mg writefags in the fandom and I am glad my disrespectful racist abuse can spur your work further.

I just really loved the perfect grim exposition you had in Tsukumogami.
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So is this how Dragons keep their wings when not using them?
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Is it sexy dragon time?
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>>15800029
It will be when I finish my work.
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>>15800020
I always thought they would have them as cloaks like in gargoyles
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>>15800029
I cant do sexy, the dragons I write are more warmongers
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>>15800047
Wish I'd have thought of that before it was too late to change the drawing.
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>>15800057
you could always draw another dragon if you cared enough, but you picture is fine.
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>>15800061
That's not my picture, I'm talking about the one I'm drawing right now.
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>>15800063
well then, I will be waiting for this dragon pic, regardless of wingstyle
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>>15800066
You probably shouldn't.
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>>15800069
dont worry, Im bound to forget about it
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>>15800074
Good, I'm probably not putting this shit up. It's horrifyingly bad.
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Question: If human wizards made staves from a dryad's tree, would the demonic energy present in the wood allow them to amplify their spirit energy based spells?
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>>15800113
Their spirit energy would feed the demonic energy and cause it to multiply and overflow, corrupting them into an incubus. Also the original dryad would get a taste for your spirit energy and forcefully husband you. AFTER all that, then your spells would have a huge boost, because incubus and the perpetual fuck machine.

Thanks mamanobama
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>>15800020
I wanna lick those abs!
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Alp Witch uses unholy magic to bring the thread back to life!
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>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA
I fear I may have committed a crime against nature, and will attempt to not do so again. She's supposed to be doing a little heart with her hands, by the way, she's not supposed to be CIA. She ended up looking like it anyway. I also gave up and half-assed everything from the waist down. Of course you can't tell the difference between half-assing and doing my best on this, so it's fine.
Maybe someone will now feel sorry for my waifu and we'll get more proper art of Dragons, eh?
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How about Hobgoblins in bunny girl outfits?
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>>15799990
Cheers, man.
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>>15800140
This some kind of clever plan, ennit? I watch the Hobgobbo's nobs bounce up and down when she's hopping around like a bunny, and then WHAM! Goblins are swooping down on me.
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>>15800154
Yes but they're all dressed as bunny girls too and they want their first taste of carrot.
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>>15800160
Ho-ho my lad!
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>>15799295
Thank you anon.
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>>15800135
Mizuki softest girl.

So glad I pre-ordered the upcoming Native fig.
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Soft Lich thighs
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This thread is really dead.
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>>15800138
>I also gave up and half-assed everything from the waist down

You shouldn't make her suffer, Anon. Now her feet looks like the roots of a tree or something.
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>>15800287
It was supposed to be like natural heels, but I can't into perspective or anatomy or anything else either.
Art is even harder than writing.
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Another night of falling asleep without the waifu to cuddle. Life is suffering.
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>>15800241
What do soft lich thighs mean to you anon? What is their place in the universe?
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>>15800297
>Life is suffering.
Hello Prince Siddhartha, are you regretting not taking up those three demon bitches who offered themselves to you yet?
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>>15800303
I don't get the reference here anon
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>>15800309
Siddhartha Gautama, that's Buddha. Buddha is the guy who said life is suffering. When he was meditating under that tree, three demon bitches who were the daughters of the king of Hell or something tried to seduce him but he was indifferent to them.
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
G.I. JOEEEE!
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>>15800297
You need to fall asleep really quickly if you want to be happy.

As soon as I hit the bed and wrap myself in the balnkets, I hug part of it, cuddle against the wall an think about her for a little bit. I normally sleep before the reality sinks in.
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>>15800291
How long have you been drawing? Try reading some books and looking into some videos. I'm doing that and I think I'm starting to pregress.
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>>15800326
>pregress
Progress* God, I hate this phone.
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>>15800135
Time to molest the alp witch I guess.
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>>15800326
That's an odd question. Everyone drew stuff as a kid but that doesn't count, does it? As for that, I started it like 5 hours ago. Between then, I haven't drawn anything in five years, maybe more. Don't remember what I did for high school art classes.
So I guess I haven't been "drawing" for more than today?
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>>15800341
Ah. So that why she looks like that.
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>>15800348
Well it sure as hell wasn't drawn by someone who's been working on his art for years. It might be years before I'll produce anything worth looking at and that's assuming I'll work my ass off instead of just giving up right now.
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Remember to keep your Anubis in a leash.
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>>15800364
>Your wolfu is secretly into petplay
Lewd
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>>15800391
I want a bunch of strong-fat P'Orcs!
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This is a part of Touhou canon now.

Are you a bad enough dude to host an entourage of bushy tailed beauties?
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>>15800497
But I dislike tanukis. There is no way I would be able to survive a pack of them.
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>>15800497
>Tail isn't huge enough for her to sit down on with one other

I love when artists draw her tail like that.
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>>15800542
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2009759
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2008958

The artist who draws that comic gave her a tail chair in the fighting game portraits.
She's a shapeshifter though. She has posed as a human, as other characters, as animals. Even as a functioning campfire.
It's only natural that her tail size changes as needed.
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>>15800558
Aunty Balls!
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>>15800558
Raccoon tails that are huge enough to sit down next to them with is the best.
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>>15800352
Always remember the ganbatte~ fairy.
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>>15800569
Anal ventriloquism!
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>>15800611
Be the best you can be!
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>>15800627
I'm gonna draw until my fingers falls off today!
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>>15800662
I'm going to post this every thread until you draw her!
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>>15800569
>That was painful
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>>15799605
>Snib likes Gunpla
Noice. It'd also be rad o see how you handle drawing an Automatons joints and mecha bits on top of making her have a muscular appearance.
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I want to drizzle honey over a naked Alice's genitals and then lick it off her.
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>>15800671
You better. A beautiful Sahu is going to be my first piece of art.
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>>15800736
Is that a fact?
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Uh Oh! It seems that you've been forcibly transferred to Yanmusu High School! Where the male-to-female ratio is 1:40 and all the girls are a bit too 'affectionate' and possesive! We've prepared a dorm room for you to live straight away!
Here's your new roommate!
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>>15800740
I squat. How about you?
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>>15800740
Time to kill myself so I can respawn and do something different.
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>>15800739
Yes, it is. Because of you Sahu is going to get a pice of art in a future not far from here
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>>15800740
>Average Kiki bodytype
Could be thicker.
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>>15800747
Well I guess even I had to do one good thing in my life.
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>>15800740
I'm too old for high school.
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>>15800752
You're never too old to bang high school girls though.
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>Pandas are no longer endangered species
How does your Panda Waifu react besides eating her bamboo and rubbing her lazy tubby tummy
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>>15800763
Sneezing and telling me sexual harassment makes her a saaaad panda.
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>>15800743
Our school offers state of the art gym room! If you want to squat, you can ask the nice oni trainers to check your form!
>>15800745
Don't worry! With our team of Lich nurse 'round the clock, you'll receive constant physical and psycholgical care to help you recover from suicide!
>>15800748
Just fill in our roommate questionnaire and we'll find the perfect roommate just for you!
>>15800752
It seems we mixed up your forms! You're hired as a teacher in Yanmusu High! You're free to teach your area of expertise!
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>>15800771
I'm not a teacher either.
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>>15800740
What a cute Kiki. I hope she doesn't mind me staying away from our room since I'll be hanging with some girls of my favorite species.
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>>15800740
S-she'll keep me safe, right?
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>>15800771
I want a roommate who's possessive and protective and dominant! And a dragon!
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>>15800751
One day, a Sahu will go to your house and offer herself to you because you made them popular. It's her way of saying thank you.
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Friendly reminder to keep the Yanderes in strict chastity so that they don't rape.
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>>15800755
>You're never too old to bang high school girls though.
You can probably replace "high" with something a lot lower in monstergirl land
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>>15800787
I'd take her to the sauna so she'd stay hot and wet.
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>>15800740
Im okay with this, but only after I "modify" her clothes to be way sluttier than that, and then hide her sewing stuff.

Only miniskirts and exposed shoulders for her.
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>>15800771
I want to be the roommate of an Apophis
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>>15800779
Well she is VERY worried about your safety....
>>15800781
She'll keep you safe forever and ever and ever and ever.....
>>15800785
>>15800796
Fill in the roommate questionnaire please!
>>15800795
She would gladly accept!
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So what do Demons do when they're not being summoned? How does summoning interrupt their lives? Are warlocks a menace to society?
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>>15800799
Why would she be worried? That nice dragon teacher is always with me and the hellhound delinquent is pretty friendly. Sure, they are always burning each other, but I think it's because fire tickles them.
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Motherus masturbating their daughterus and teaching them about their bodies so you don't have to dick them.
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>>15800819
>wanting yuri
Disgusting

>so you don't have to dick them.
Heresy
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>>15800819
Daughterus learning about sex by using some lewd magazines she found laying around.
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I did eight pull-ups on today's jog. Eight! I'll be ready when they come boys, I'll be ready!
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>>15800740
She can only be my roommate if she likes latex.
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>>15800830
Good progress, mate. However, I doubt your waifu will be impressed until you can do minimum 15 with perfect form overhand grip.

Do it for her.
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>>15800863
Hey, how many people even do pull-ups in the middle of a jog? And I always use the overhand grip.
I'll keep working hard for her. Whoever she ends up being.
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>>15800806
They just do normal demon stuff like ruling over lost souls and such. Being puled out of their realms to deal with some pasty warlock would just be annoying for them.
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>>15800863
I can only do six, damn.

Guess I'll have to impress the monster girls with my flexibility.
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>>15800799
Can I get myself a cute bunblebee roommate with a fuzzy neck for fuzzy cuddles?
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>>15800497

Reminder that Mamizou is one of the most human-friendly touhous you could possibly hope to meet, and is a nice lady overall.
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>>15800771
I don't have any teaching qualifications. Well, except for one, but it's not applicable in a high school.
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What would Automatons created for Undead Kingdoms, the Mist Continent, and MGEs not-Egypt be like?
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>>15800912
A PhD in your waifu's love still counts anon.
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>>15800917
>Undead Kingdoms
Frankenstein's Monster.
>Mist Continent
Terracotta.
>not-Egypt
I dunno.
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>>15800912

Just bullshit it and mix in some life lessons.

>"...and that's what I learned from Breaking Bad."
>"Now apply yourselves!"
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>>15800830
>>15800863
>>15800866
>>15800881
Now I feel like a failure because I've never been able to do a pull up in my life.
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>>15800930
I'm not a Ganbatte~ Fairy so I can't be too encouraging, but you gotta git gud, son.
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>>15800917
>Mist Continent Automaton
>tfw no Crimson Typhoon gf to protect your smile
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.tfw pull-ups are easy for me because my body weight is unhealthily low
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I wish I had a tanuki senpai to teach me her jewish ways.
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>>15800806
Nah warlocks just fight fire with fire
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>>15800936
Then how many can you do? Depending on your answer I may have to kick your ass!
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>>15800936
I know how you feel. I'm 10kg bellow the average because I don't eat properly but I like to exercise.
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>>15800948
No idea, I have no place to test it out except on my door frames which really fucks sup my fingers.
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>/mgt/
>Muscle, girls and training
I like where this is going. Because this is going to sniffing used training clothing.
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>>15800926
>>15800935
>Jiggly Automatons lightly armored with terracotta bits using Bajiquan in combat
Coolio.
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>>15800956
What is that? A deathclaw?
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>>15800959
Ogre.
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>>15800956
>tfw no Oni gf hold your legs down as you do situps and suck on the shaft once per rep
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>>15800961
Really looks like this.
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>>15800964
Eeep.
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>>15800819
Best way they can learn about it, really. Leave the girl stuff to the girls, and let them bond at the same time over a teaching/learning experience.
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>>15800956
I want to recieve that ball with all my strenght.
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>>15800969
exactly.
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>>15800917
Undead Automatons would be more skeleton-like and decayed, MIst Continent ones would probably be terracotta soldiers, and Egyptian ones would be like Egyptian statues.
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>>15800926
>Frankenstein's Monster.

Can I teach them how to do snappy dance numbers?
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>>15800965
But it isn't. She's an Ogre.
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>>15800976
I don't know why but she's giving me a crazy boner.
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>>15800974
I AIN'T GOT NO BODY~
>>15800979
Because she's a big strong girl who obviously has sexy mischief in mind.
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>>15800976
How would a monster react if she saw me taking pics of her? Instant husbando or teasing?
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>>15800364
>Give your anubis best friend a collar with an automatically retracting leash mechanism
>She's about to flip out at you, until she notices the mechanism has two leads coming out of it
>One attached to her collar
>And one coming out the opposite end, attached to a collar you're fastening around your own neck
>As the mechanism constantly tries to pull the two collars together
>"Well," you ask her, "Aren't you going to put yours on too?"
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>>15800983
How would you fug something so big?
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>>15800986
Clever boy.
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>>15800740
Oh thank god I never have to clean again.
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>>15800986
>you forget to read the instructions and get stuck like that after she puts it on
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>>15800987
1-up.
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>you will never give a busty ojou Vampire-san a full- body massage with garlic oil
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>>15800998
>you will never nibble a vampire until she cums
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>>15800740
I didn't drop out of high school for this shit
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>>15800988
Other pet-play ideas include:
Getting her to wear big paw mittens over her actual paws
Making her eat from a bowl while sitting at the table like a normal person, when the food would be better on a plate
Making her sleep outisde in a really small shelter because we're on a camping trip together and want to share the tent

Maybe I'm not cut out for this whole pet-play thing.
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>>15801061
There's no wrong way to do it, anon.
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>>15801061
>Maybe I'm not cut out for this whole pet-play thing.
That's fine anon, it's not for everyone.
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>>15801068
Is that the face of a girl who was spent all night trying to get Dickless-kun to fap properly, only for him to give up when his arms get too tired?
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>>15801061
>dress her up as a cat girl and have her say nya at the end of every sentence
How quickly would she give in to embarrassment?
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>>15801088
She's an Anubis. She doesn't give up.
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>>15801105
Even if that makes it look like she's really enjoying being your pet?
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>>15801138
It's a matter of principle!
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>>15801143
Principle or not, she's gonna get SUPER teased for being such a slutty kitty.
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>>15801147
She'll never lose to you, nyaaan~
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>>15801105
>it's hard for her at first and she keeps stuttering on every nya while heavily blushing
>it carries on for a few days until she starts to get more confident
>she gets really into it and starts making the sounds with confidence and starts getting the body language down
>so into it that she does it when her friend is visiting and doesn't realise she's doing it until pointed out
>she spends the rest of that evening under her blankets and refusing to come out
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>>15801156
I hope her first nyan is as dramatic as Nana's first wan.
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>>15801068
>>15801069
I'd just feel bad if I made her feel embarrassed and shameful from doing something degrading like that. And making her act like an animal just because she's a monstergirl feels insulting.
On the other hand, I have a huge hypno fetish, and would absolutely love putting her into a happy trance and getting her to act like my lewd, hyper-affectionate little puppy for a night. Maybe I'm just a huge hypocrite.
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>>15800907
Reminder that she also always has an ulterior motive and you will be a pawn.
Good boyim.
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>>15801187
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Can your wolfu even drive a tank?
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Wanna share my sleeping bag?
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>>15801203
No because she isn't a /k/ommando. She's pure.
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>>15801209
Maybe.
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>>15801061
>Getting her to wear big paw mittens over her actual paws
Great now I want to see the 'Kitten Mittens' commercial starring Charlie and his Cheshire daughteru.
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>>15801232
Even though I haven't watched It's Always Sunny, I get the feeling that Charlie Day's character in that should not be allowed to raise children. Or be near children.
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>>15801250
>I get the feeling that Charlie Day's character in that should not be allowed to raise children. Or be near children.
You're right. He shouldn't. But you just know he will sweep some Cheshire off her feet with some delicious milksteak.
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>>15801209
Maybe if you weren't so bony.
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>>15801214
>he doesn't want his waifu to be full on /k/ommando
What are you a fag?
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>>15801214
>Not having a /k/ommando waifu
Suit yourself, I'll just enjoy my smug /k/itsune waifu.
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>>15801273
>>15801275
I'll take the waifu who I can go hunting with but won't sperg over every fictional depiction of firearms.
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>>15801285
>you will never go bird hunting with your Yellow Labrador Kobold waifu
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>>15801273
>>15801275
Why would my waifu need a firearm when I'm here to protect her? Only a fag laves his waifu to fend for herself.
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>>15801310
Leaves*
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>>15801310
I wish I could protect my waifu, but she is way too strong.
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>ywn get into an argument with your ogre gf
>she will never punish you for your rudeness by locking your head in her thighs for 2 hours.

You'll learn your lesson anon.
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>>15801310
>Owning a firearm strictly for self-defence
>Not owning firearms because they're fun
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>>15801317
Even the strong need someone to protect their backs and support them.
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>>15801317
She protects you. Stronk monsters are best monsters.
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>>15801323
I'm not doubting that shooting guns sounds cool. But shooting at an inanimate object doesn't sound fun.
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>>15801285
>Waifu spergs over fictional depictions of firearms
That would be cute as fuck though.
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>>15801310
Two guns are better than one.
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>>15801331

no. it really isn't.
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>>15801333
Maybe if you're a faggot.
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>>15801337
It would get old really fast and sucks the fun out of things.
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>>15801317
No such thing. Even if your waifu is a dragon, she can punch meteors out of the sky, block a sword with one claw, and defeat any monster or wild animal with a single hand.
But you'll be there to protect her in the ways that really matter. The threats she can't defend against with her might, and the small dangers those with such power can't possibly see before it's too late.
You'll have her back, and her heart.
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>>15801350
>The threats she can't defend against with her might, and the small dangers those with such power can't possibly see before it's too late.
So, what? Spiders? A dragon that's afraid of spiders is almost as humorous as one of the spider types being afraid of spiders.
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>>15801352
>one of the spider types being afraid of spiders.
Well, some species of spider prey exclusively on other spiders so it makes some sense.
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>>15801352
Poisons, spells, traps. Small, precise threats designed to target her weaknesses and blind spots.
You need to be there to keep her safe from those.
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>>15801352
Wurms are scared of spiders and their own shadows.
Ryu are scared of Mercury Dragons, and for good reasons.
Wyverns are scated of people forgetting they actually exist.
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>>15801350
You mean emotional support like the times where she worries about the fact she's an old hag? Or when her claws hurt and she wants a massage? Or when she wants a beer but doesn't want to get off the couch?
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>>15801359
Whens KC gonna make a Wyvern girl anyways? You'd think it'd be an easy one to make. It's one of those ones that shocks me, like Phoenix.
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>>15801358
But her weakest spot is you! You need to be strong too, Anon. Sounds like you need to be a mage anyway though, so it shouldn't be terribly hard to get gud so long as you have time to practice.

>>15801363
That's just cruel, Anon.
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>>15801363
He already did long ago

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wyvern
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>>15801369
What? Damn, how'd I miss her?
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>>15801363
Is this post for real?
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>>15801372
Trust me, we're all trying to figure that out
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>>15801372
How long have you been in these threads?

Hell, how long have you known about the MGE at all?
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>>15801350
My waifu is in fact a dragon.
Yeah, I know about the small threats and emotional damage I can defend against, but I would want to look cool in front of her.

Let's say I'm climbing a mountain and a bunch of rocks come my way, destined to kill me when suddenly, waifu appears and destroyes them. All I can do is kill bugs or maybe pick up a glass she just dropped.
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>>15801383
I think the joke is that she isn't a very memorable or worthwhile girl.
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>>15801360
Exactly. Maybe not that beer one, but like I said, protecting her back and her heart. It's important, even if it's not exactly flashy. But it'll make her feel absolutely loved and in awe of you.
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>>15801356
>hanging out in the backyard with your Arachne waifu
>just relaxing in a nice hammock made from her silk and cuddling before the kids get back from school
>before you even know what's happening your thrown from your relaxed position and onto the ground
>your waifu is backing up ever so slowly away from you
>you have no idea what caused this look of sheer terror on her face
>until you notice a little Red Backed Jumping Spider on your shoulder
>you get an evil glint in your eye as you ease the arachnid onto your hand
>as you get the little thing in your palm you calmly walk toward your waifu
>only after two steps she shouts out "GET THAT CANNIBAL AWAY FROM ME!!!" and runs to the other end of the backyard
>you then proceed to chase her around the backyard like a madman
>as soon as you let your guard down and put the little spider on a leaf you're tackled by your waifu
>"Ufufufu Darling, that was pretty mean. I must make your punishment something even meaner!~"
>she then proceeds to wrap you up in her silk and pump you full of her venom and teases you all night long without giving you any release
>until the next morning when she finally puts your pulsating cock in her pussy and torments you for letting it all out when she just put it in
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>>15801350
>implying there's anything I can do for my waifu that she or someone else couldn't do themselves, and likely better
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>>15801383
>missing the joke
Oy vey
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>>15801402
Someone else can't love her as much as you, or guard her with as much passion as you.
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>>15801385
>>15801404
Rude joke.
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>>15801397
But I would hate spiders even more than her.
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>>15801434
I'm not talking about you Arachnophobe-Anon
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>>15801439
I'm not him, I like Arachnes. I just hate spiders.
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>out boating for meme U.S. holiday
>looking at boat names
>S.S. Miia's Tale
>It has a very small decorum that resembles a snake tail

...Miia anon explain yourself.


http://imgur.com/a/5FaO8
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>>15801478
It's the power of love.
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Can't stop thinking about fat Wolf butts.
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>>15801478
I totally believe you
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>>15801478
Did you take a photo?
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>>15801528
MUH DICK
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>>15800917
>Undead kingdom Automaton
Flesh Golems.
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>>15801528
Just wolf butts? or big butts in general? Because I love me some big booty monsters
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>>15801531
No, they were gone before I had the chance.

And there was no way I'd ask to follow that boat or something crazy.

Was probably some non-sense about a sea tale and what not anyway.
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>>15801528
What about oppai loli Werewolf butts?
>>15801535
They'd have to have magitek to be Automatons.
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>>15801542
Magitek internal organ.
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>>15801542
She has to 'Awoo~' for me!

I want to hear her cute howl!
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>>15801542
>>15801537
>>15801528
Shortstacks have the best asses out there. This is a proven fact.
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Wolfus are the best.
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>>15801552
All Imp servants must be in uniforms like this.

Formal, yet revealing.
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>>15801542
>>15801537
>>15801528
I require more wolf butt.
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>>15801553
Wolfus are almost the best.
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>>15801553
Wolfus are okay.
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>>15801561
A-Awoo!~
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>>15801553
They truly are
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>>15801562
>>15801564
No, the best!
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>>15801528
Fuck, this artist draws such a hot Momiji.
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>>15801567
Get this shit out of here.
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>>15801566
I can't hold on much longer.
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>>15801567
Wrong thread dude.
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>>15801567
i dont give a fuck if this is what you guys call "furry"
im ravaging that
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What reptile girl has the biggest rear?
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>>15801584
Those hips are for bearing little pups
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>>15801584
Feel free to post about it back in >>>/trash/
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>>15801567
>That perfectly clean defined section of bare midriff, complete with the vague shape of her abs and pelvis bones

And now I want to cum on her stomach.
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>>15801584
That is furry.
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>>15801584
Kill yourself, furfag.

>>15801589
The one you like.
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>>15801589
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>>15801622
Have a nice vacation anon.
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>>15801641
I saw it posted multiple times before, though
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Mini Shogs panicing over you spilling your drink on your desk while trying to clean it up.
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Mermaid maids.
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>>15801753
Would they b e shortstacks?
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>>15801753
I like where this is going.
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>>15801753
Scylla maids.
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>>15801818
Soft, milky Scylla maids?
Maybe with a kraken hiding amongst them?
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Kej maids
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>>15801677
What if I spill my seed on them instead?
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>>15801821

>Kraken maid
>Whenever you tell her to do something you follow it with Get crackin'
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>>15801753
>>15801818
>>15801824
Put any good MG in a maid uniform and you have a recipe for success.
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>>15801834
Kinda want her to be an oppai loli who pouts whenever I do that.
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>>15801839

I'd rather be pun-ished by my Kraken maid after multiple instances of that.

Why is Maiddom so hot damn it
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>>15801864
Because maids are lovely women.
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>>15801878
More like because maid uniforms are lovely. It's like Nazi Germany all over again but with less paper showing and more panties showing.
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>>15801903
I want a ryu maid with an overly large chest
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>>15801908
I want a busty Echidna Maid who ends up getting her similarly busty sisters to join her!
I don't know if I'd be able to resist dicking all of them.
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>>15801908
Busty maids are great.

>>15801921
Why would you need to resist? unless they're married they'd probably be for it since getting knocked up is basically the echidna's thing.
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>>15801921
I want a holst miad

And a Cheshire maid

And a Titania maid

And a Kej maid

And Yeti Maid.

And a Dark Mage Maid.
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>>15801864
>Maiddom
It's just a more exaggerated femdom. Not only are they women, but they are also literal servants. It's just the usual drive behind femdom amped up to 11
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>>15801921
That would be lovely.
especially if they were all lamia types and coiled around you.

>>15801928
That they are, especially when you can fluster them by sneaking up and groping them from behind.
I would enjoy doing that to a Girtiblilu maid.
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>>15801928
>Why would you need to resist?
I get flustered by pretty girls.

>>15801937
>especially if they were all lamia types and coiled around you.
The ones I was imagining were Echidna, Medusa, Apophis, Anubis, Cheshire, Sphinx, Pharaoh, Hellhound, Manticore, Yeti, Raiju, and Kakuen.
A busty Medusa would probably go from Tsundere to Smug pretty quick.
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>>15801937
>I would enjoy doing that to a Girtiblilu maid.
This is how you get accidentally stingered. The after care would be amazing though.

As for me, my tastes are really vanilla, so I'd probably just have a succubus, holst, and subliminally ultralewd dark priest maid (with big tits). Sometimes it's the simple things in life that are best.

Oh, maybe throw a shortstack hinezumi in there too.
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>>15801943
That she would.
I hope you're ready to interrupt that smug with a kiss.
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>>15801161
What's the sauce?
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>>15801951
You fucking know it.
And her sisters would be just outside of her field of view egging me on.
>>
Do not respond to him. Ignore him and he'll go away.
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>>15801959
Don't worry, we'll still be posting rape fantasies later tonight. We're just in the maledom portion of our orbit at the moment.
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>>15801959
Nigger, maids have been a thing since we started.
>>
Kakuen maids are pretty good too.

Sure she might spend more time masturbating in my room than cleaning, but she would still get the job done.
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>>15801959
>he doesn't like maids
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>>15801959
Oh dear, it looks like the maids missed some trash while sweeping.
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>>15801987
Look at that stupid mutt in the back, I want to tease her with a dog biscuit.
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>>15802001
Oh, it's you again.

Stop being a little bitch.
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Stop responding to him, you're giving him what he wants.
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>>15802001

But what if the monster girl was a maid?
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>>15801987
What is that awoo doing?
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Would a Queen Dark Slime have a "split" core or one really big one?
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>>15802013
Shogs are scary.
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>>15802022
One big one and several sub ones.
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>>15802025
Shogs are adorable.
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>>15802019
Obviously, she wants a ball to play fetch with.
But she's okay with playing with your balls instead.
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>>15801959
Get a load of this dork.
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>>15802030
Can't a man play fetch with a wolfu without it becoming sexual in nature?
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>>15802022
Imagine how scary it would be to fall into a pit that a Queen Dark Slime is living in.
It would go from scary to sexy pretty quick, but still.
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>>15802029
Not to me.
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>>15801970
The snickering would be amazing.

>>15802032
That Kiki isn't busty enough for what I have planned.
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>>15802027
They can't really be entirely separate cores though, because isn't that the dividing line between individual dark slimes?
A Queen can have multiple bodies but it's the same mind under it all.
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>>15802049
A simple "I love you" would work wonders too.
Imagine her going from smug to blushing as you unload all over her face and tits.
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>>15802054
>>15802056
Just ignore and report, you are doing exactly what he wants.
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>>15802062
I imagine her doing some halfhearted complaining about how you stained her while trying to hide the fact taht she's got heart pupils.
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>>15802036
Sure, but you'd better have an arm that can throw the ball far enough often enough to tire her out before she starts thinking about a different set of balls.

>>15802049
>That Kiki isn't busty enough for what I have planned.
That's a big Kiki though. What are you planning, you master?
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>>15802013
Shogs are the best. I'd totally a Shog if it was a lewd maid instead of a train-sized mass of ever-hungering fanged mouths and razor tentacles.
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How does one handle a dormouse infestation without calling an exterminator that is likely to try and rape you? Dozens of dormice laying on anything soft in your house, all of them tempting you with their mousey charms. Nibbling your food and even invading your bed while you're still in it because it's warm.
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>>15802067
And then her sisters sneak up behind her tell her that her job isn't done yet because "Master's still hard!" before forcing her to deepthroat me.
And that's when her instincts go wild.
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>>15802073
Those two aren't mutually exclusive.

>>15802074
Damn, I forgot about these. firerats and dormice are so nice.
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>>15802074
Well, first you get a flute.
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>>15802068
Isn't it obvious?
I'm going to have her go about her business in a revealing, but still covering, top that cuts into her chest a little bit, causing her breasts to muffintop a bit.

Going to massage her chest and hand milk her every morning.

Going to use her breasts whenever she's not suspecting it.


>>15802075
Yep, she'd try and drink everything you have.
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>>15802081
I was expecting you to mention cumming into her breasts then making her walk around like that. I want to be disappointed, but your tastes are so great I just can't be.
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>>15799611
>Get home from work
>See Sylvanas
You know, she's technically the closes thing to an Elf-Wight we'll get without headcanon.
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>>15802081
>she'd try and drink everything you have.
I was thinking more along the lines of after the second shot she wraps me up in her coils and rides me.
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>>15802084
Please, she just needs to be in a skimpy top that, just barely, keeps her covered.

I'd have her always be ready for some feeling up by master and Maybe find a way to even out the hips and rear so I can have her do a nearly naked apron with a thong.
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>>15802074
>not just paying the exterminator $100 or a shota to fuck off after getting rid of the dormouse.
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>>15800974
Fuck you for reminding me Gene Wilder is dead
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>>15802084
That seems like it would get icky and unattractive fairly quick.
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>>15802080
I'm listening.
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>>15802110
I'd make her icky and unattractive if you know what I mean.
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Is it over?
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>>15802123
No king rules forever, my son.
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Please remember to take care during Harpy mating season and avoid falling for any Harpy mating dances or attempts to impress you with beautiful plumage.
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>>15802112
I'm sure you know how the tale goes.
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>>15802125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

Reminder that was literally the last good WoW expansion after the greatness of TBC.
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>>15802118
I know exactly what you mean anon, I just don't think a kiki walking around with your dried crusty jizz all over her tits is very attractive.

You do you though.
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>>15802123
All problems fade in time, and now a word from our sponsor.

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>>15802127
But she looks so soft. You know I can't resist soft things.

>>15802133
>You do you though.
No, the plan was to do her. I mean, if nothing else the smell would have her leaving a trail everywhere she walked, a quick wipe and you're good to go.
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>>15802022
They would have a large core, and their offshoots would grow their own after a while
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>>15802135
Is Dango even any good?

Probably not.
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>>15802137
That would mean they're their own individuals then. Like... daughters.

O Y A K O D O N
Y
A
K
O
D
O
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>>15802128
Might take a while for me to improve my flute skills that much.
>>
At this rate it'd take a stroke of God or an Oglaf Muse Leanen Sidhe to get me to write again
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>>15802146
Not if you watch the dormice; they should be experts at playing the meat flute. They can do it in their sleep, even.
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>>15802142
No, more like clones.
>oyakodon
Reading this makes me hungry for karaage don. Also threesomes are shit, but Queen slime is probably the only time I would tolerate one. Because they're all kind of the same girl, so its still monogamy. Either way, You're pretty desperate to have your fetish talked about aren't you? You bring it up out of the blue pretty frequently.
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>>15802141
It's like a chewier pastry, really. I'm not sure how to describe the consistency other than "Unidentifiable Sweet Object"
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>>15802162
>Either way, You're pretty desperate to have your fetish talked about aren't you?
Who doesn't like discussing things they enjoy? More importantly
>you
Not me, I can't even remember the last time I broached the subject. Someone else probably just likes the same thing. It could be several people, even.

>You bring it up out of the blue pretty frequently.
I can't call this particular situation "out of the blue" either. Regardless, I'm not forcing anything so if you or I say the last on this subject this time around so be it.
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>>15802169
You didn't address the most important part of my post. How fucking tasty the word sounds.
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>>15802173
I want a giant bowl of warm kitsune udon filled with real kitsune in heat.
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>>15802161
What about their gag reflex?
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>>15802162
>TFW looking back at it all of my shitty stories feature Oyakodon on some level
>MFW a filthy degenerate
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>>15802185
What's a gag reflex?
>>
What's wrong with Oyakodon?
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>>15802187
KDF pls
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>>15802194
I'm not KDF.
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>>15802191
The fanbase. Daughteru dickers are pretty obnoxious.
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>>15802183
You'd probably have to get her a shower, because being naked in a bowl of soup and noodles probably isn't very comfortable.
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>>15802189
Something Alps do not have.
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>>15802142
Oyakodon best fetish. I want to fuck a MILFhound and her daughter.

Or more like get pinned down and raped by the mother while the daughter watches and learns by example and puts her lesson into action.
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>>15802200
To be fair, you don't have to dick the daughteru for Oyakodon.
It's just then you're opening up a whole new can of problems.
A Slime dividing into other slimes is probably the only way to enjoy Oyakodon without treading on Cheating, Daughteru Dicking or NTR.
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>you'll never be thrown into the tentacle girl pit
Why even live
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>>15802206
Even with slimes they're separate entities, albeit identical except for size. Unless we're talking about the aforementioned Queen Slime.
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>>15802210
Because Tentacles are shit.
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>>15802206
>A Slime dividing into other slimes is probably the only way to enjoy Oyakodon without treading on Cheating, Daughteru Dicking or NTR.
Adoptive daughters are a thing.
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>>15802202
It would be like sitting in a hot spring with noodles in it, no?

>>15802206
Which is why I said Queen Slime is probably the only instance I can think of where I'm perfectly fine with the idea. I can't think of any other girls that would make it work. Unless you wanna get a mindflayer and go all freaky up in the brain. Have her convince you that you're seeing a mini-me version of her.
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>>15802217
That' not nice. They just want to give slimy hugs.
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>>15802218
That doesn't resolve the issue.
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>>15802219
Wouldn't lolification potions be easier?
Probably not, actually, for a mindflayer.
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>>15802218
Dicking an adopted daughteru is still dicking the daughteru anon.
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>>15802222
It does if the monster girl was single and couldn't find a man but really wanted a daughter.

Then they meet a man and want to share him. No NTR or cheating involved.
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>>15802220
Too bad, they're awful.
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>>15802210
>Tentacles
Bah. If I'm not getting thrown into the Spike Pit, the Khepri Pit or a Mating Ball I don't want to be thrown anywhere.
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>>15802219
Soup is usually heated to nearly or a bit over 200 degrees, so no I wouldn't suggest being naked in it unless it's cooled a bit.
She'd probably need a cold shower.
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>>15802210
>TFW no writefaggotry love for tentacles outside Harblador
Why live.jpg
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>>15802236

>not wanting a full bodied tentacle hug

More for me then
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>>15802238
>Soup is usually heated to nearly or a bit over 200 degrees
See, this is why I said warm, not hot.

Dear lord, licking that salt off would be amazing.
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>>15802237
What about the Ghoul Pit?
Though the Khepri pit would probably be the comfiest. Satin sheets, fluffy pillows, and a harem of cute Khepris ready to ride you ragged.
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>>15802240
>>15802242
There's several other girls that do tendrils better and do other things on top of it.
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>>15802240
Take fate into your hands. You can do it, anon. I believe.

I have a rough outline for a story but I can't post it here. It includes prostate play
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>>15802233
Yeah, that isn't so bad either. If they meet him at the same time and fall for him at the same time, it's workable. Still rather monogamy though, which is why queen slime is the undisputed best girl when it comes to exploring harems and shit, because they're all one girl in the end.

>>15802238
Well you don't stick her in there as you cook the soup. She goes in after you serve it.

>>15802247
>Licked by tens of ghouls in a cool, dark pit
Noice
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>>15802247
Khepris are for mating presses.
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>>15802247
I wouldn't know how to train all of them. Ultimately they all need to evolve into wights, but you give me a pit full of them and suddenly I can't grind hard enough to train them all.
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>>15802248
I guess that's just a matter of opinion.
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>>15802237
>Spike Pit
I'm still happy that Loen drew that.
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>>15802254
>Licked by tens of ghouls in a cool, dark pit
More like they hold you down and take turns raping you with blowjobs.

>>15802256
Ghoul Wights would be a hell of a thing anon. Posh ladies with dirty mouths and who give even better head than Ghouls.
Could you handle a harem of them?
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>>15802273
>More like they hold you down and take turns raping you with blowjobs.
Those two aren't mutually exclusive in the least.

>Could you handle a harem of them?
I don't have enough badges.
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>tfw you will never be a squire for a succubus knight
>She prefers questing to normal succubus stuff.
>Still, she got her succubus urges and that is where you come in.
>Along with normal squire duties of course.
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>>15802219
>Get captured by Queen Slime
>Dick her, a new sorceress slime splits off from her, simply beaming at you
>Wouldn't this be kind of... incestuous? I mean, isn't she our daughter?
"She is me, but I am not her."
>TFW they're all linked by a hive mind to basically be the same being, but with different personalities
>TFW dicking all of your "daughterus" while they say things only your waifu would know
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>>15802293
>You will never be a knight with a female squire and protect her from becoming corrupted.
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>>15802308
>You will never go through several squires. Monthly.

I mean shit, how do you protect them from that? MGE corruption is like radiation, if you're not just chilling in town somewhere it's like trying to protect a girl from getting cancer while you walk around inside a nuclear blast zone.
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>>15802293
>>15802308
Hold it right there.
I recognize that doujin.
https://exhentai.org/g/818778/6f818e8b70/
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>>15802293
>You'll never cuddle her while she fucks you senseless.
>You'll never wake up with your head between her plump breasts.
>She'll never retire because she let you impregnate her.
>She'll never make you her husband and tell your daughteru about the adventures the two of you had.
>She'll never pull you up to the bedroom whenever your daughteru goes to a friend's house for a sleepover and leglock you with her toned thighs.
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>>15802250
If I was able to write I'd be doing it instead of shitposting in an IRC/on here.
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>>15802304
What about a Dark Queen Slime who split off other cores with separate personalities because she was lonely? Would that be like getting gangbanged by a bunch of sisters?
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>>15802319
I guess I could pay for a Lich or Gremlin to make something that could help.
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>>15802304
Exactly. I would even go so far as to say that by varying degrees, they can even transmit pleasure between them.
>Have a hobby of molesting the Kuu slime guard who protects the home
>She's just sending all her pleasure to the Queen
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>>15802339
>I guess I could pay for a Lich or Gremlin to make something that could help.
>Asking monstergirls for an anti-monsterization device
Get ready to get your pelvis rocked by your new horny monstergirl squires and the Lich or Gremlin you went to.
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>>15802339
Why on earth would you trust a monstergirl to stop something from turning into an incubus or monster girl? About the best result you could hope for is a monkey's paw.
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You will never be a young lad again.

You will never live in MGC.

You will never bang Stacey's got it going on MG mom.
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>>15802343
>>15802348
If I worded it properly I think they would listen.

But if it fails then it will not be not me who will have a sore pelvis.
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>>15802351
>You'll never be kept after class in MGC high.
>You'll never get dragged somewhere secluded by your CC Teacher.
>She'll never pin you to a wall with her ass and rape you until you're a drooling mess.
>You'll never end up coming back there every day after school to let her rape you because you're addicted to her.
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>>15802351
Good.
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>>15802351
I just want to be a humble pizza delivery boy doing his best not to get raped in MGC.
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>>15802382
Those would be the best jobs to take. Delivery boys, ail men, newspaper boys. The danger pay would be insane and if any one found out that, as a kid growing up, you worked the newspaper rout, no one would fuck with you.
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>>15802382

I bet a store policy for pizza shops in MGC would be "Sex is not a valid payment for food."
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>>15802401
There may be some allowances for tipping though.
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How does one go about fixing a writer's block?
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>>15802415
Browse other non-written media.
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>>15802401
No, that doesn't quite work. Sex is what they want. Sex isn't really a service, if you know what I mean. That's like going up to a pizza tore today and going "How about instead of paying you, I let you suck my dick?" It doesn't work.

What would work, is a delivery service. It would cost like, ten times more to have pizza delivered to your house than it would if you were to pick it up, but there's also an implicit understanding that the delivery boy is the desert.
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>>15802415

Alcohol, Masturbation, start a different story, rewrite part of your original story

Do you have an outline at all?
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>>15802428
I have an outline, I just have no drive.
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>>15802415
Read more, skip the hard part, do something different or, my favorite, berate yourself for writing until you feel bad enough to get your shit together.
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>>15802432

I get where you're coming from. Really the best advice is to just sit down and write. Turn off your web browser, find some music to listen to, and just write.
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>you'll never fuck a flat fox for hours and pet her ears afterwards
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>>15802451
>somewhere in this crazy old multiverse is a fox who will never have a human boy.
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>>15802451
Of course not. Who would fuck a flat fox?
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>>15802451

Expressive ears are the best.

I also like the idea of tough monsters like Hellhounds or Manticores becoming addicted to ear scratches but they always say how much they hate them.
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>>15802451
>You will never get invited into the den of a flat Manticore with a teeny tiny tailpussy who could out-smug even the most smug flat fox
>You will never give your heart to her and her Elin tier thighs
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>>15802459
dose feet tho
looks like she forgot to fully transform
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>>15802467
I want to rub a tiny hellhound puppers ears.
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>>15802477
Why can't y'all settle for regular werewolves?
At this rate there will be such market demand for high level dog types that Anubi and Hellhounds will be able to sell their daughters into the best families. And probably get extra fertility research directed at them.
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>>15802442
Well I mean, part of it as well is being unable to logically make something fit into the story's progression. Like why the fuck would a brewmaster go to Zipangu in the first place if there's a considerable difference between sake and a traditional german lager.
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>>15802500
In those situations it's a good idea to rethink how you're starting. Decent chance it doesn't make sense and you need to choose a different starting point if your progression doesn't make sense. There's nothing wrong with scrapping an idea because it doesn't work.
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>>15802477
>No cute tomboy Hellhound childhood friend to scratch between the ears while she sits on your lap.
>You'll never feel her tail wagging against you.
Damn it.
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>>15802500

Maybe said brewmaster wants to learn more about foreign brews, what goes into them, how they're made, and takes them home to create something that's unique that no one else can offer.
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>>15802513
It's a shame because that'd be another story idea for the pile of stuff other writers have convinced me are shit.
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>>15802554

Name some, if you can remember them
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>>15802500
To learn how to make the best sake, what kind of question is that?
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>>15802554
Well it's either that or work it. Depending on what you're going for >>15802518 is plausible, but if you try to force these things too much without enough flexibility or creative thought you come up with contrived bullshit you regret writing, and I'd say that's worse. Either something in your plot gives or the whole story does.
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>>15802554
Normally you scrap a dozen ideas for every good idea you get

t. writefag
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>>15802461
Many people, I can assure you.
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>>15802204
I'm going to have to test that claim.
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>>15802557
Lilim based in the Dreamlands rather than the waking world, may or may not be inspired by Nyx/Nox.

Flesh Golem lovings.

Totally Not!Pygmalion.

Some kind of Elementalist and his waifu training.
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>>15802491
I'd be down with a pack of loving werewolves.
Say what you want about harems, but think about the cuddle piles after the bestial sex with them all.
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>>15802596
Think of the nuzzling to ensure that you're covered in their scent anon.
Imagine the shortest one laying on top of you while the others cuddle you from all sides.
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>>15802596
>You will never go into the deepest parts of the forests during the coldest day of the Fimbulvetr
>You will never be clothed only in a thin cloak and equipped with a cudgel as your only weapon as part of your rite of passage
>You will never have to out-fight and out-fuck your way to a Werewolf harem, with the Fenrir keeping you snuggled from beneath while the rest of them dog pile you for warmth
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>>15802594

>Lilim based in the Dreamlands rather than the waking world, may or may not be inspired by Nyx/Nox.

That sounds cool. Would wet dreams be involved?

>Flesh Golem lovings.

Indifferent on Flesh Golems, but if that's your thing go for it.

>Totally Not!Pygmalion.

I had to look that up. A guy who waifus a statue and through magic it becomes alive could be cool. I had an idea about an undead girl a while back who returns from the grave to find her unrequited lover. The idea came from Pumpkinhead.

So long as you hammer out the details it could be really neat.

>Some kind of Elementalist and his waifu training.

Like Dragonball Z training or more erotic training, or both?
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>>15802628
>That sounds cool. Would wet dreams be involved?
Yes, that'd be her primary way of fucking with the main character. Do keep in mind that her physical body would be in the Demon Lord's castle, specifically the library. So it'd be more of a teasing wet dreams to get lover boy to come to her.

>Like Dragonball Z training or more erotic training, or both?
More along the lines of The Last Airbender where there's a sort of martial element to the kinesis. Like for instance, breathing training while an Ignis messes with you, or finding and keeping your ground against a Gnome's advances. That sort of stuff.
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>>15802470
>smug foxes
I'd prefer the owners of tight foxholes be bashful and girly
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Smug loli vampires.
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>>15802684

So why the library? Why not some other part of the Demon Lord's castle?
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>>15802705
Got you covered fampire.

>>15802707
Where else would one go to tell or read an erotic story? The Astrologicum Daemonique would be too passé/cliché
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>>15802721
Where else? How about her bedroom?Just throw yourself onto her bed, start reading aloud and see how long it takes for someone to come for you.
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>>15802728

>Oh my, a brave hero has fought his way into the halls of the demon lord...
>He has single handedly bested my guards...
>And there is no one to protect little me from his wrath!
>Please Mr. Hero, is there anything I can offer you to quell your bloodlust?

Fuck now I want a bookworm Lilim to cuddle with as I read and reenact scenes from awful smut with
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Reminder not to trust
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>>15802745
Don't trust what?
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>>15802705
A best.
Blonde not a necessity, but a plus.

>>15802684
>More along the lines of The Last Airbender where there's a sort of martial element to the kinesis.
Dat dance scene.
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>>15802744
What a dork.
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>>15802747
No one. Just. Don't. Trust. Not even these words.
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>>15802752
But if I shouldn't trust your words, then does that mean I should trust your words?

But that would also mean that I shouldn't trust your words.
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>>15801537
My true mentor.
My guiding moonlight.
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>>15802745
>>15802752
How would a monster girl endure a husband who just won't trust?

Almost spelled it 'gurl' out of some subconscious reason...
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>>15802747
Don't trust hot drinks from warm yetis
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>>15802759
Now you're getting it.

Is this what it feels like to be a cheshire?
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>>15801203
What's she from? I know I recognize her
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>>15802744
>Long hime cut
>Cute glasses
>Big spade tail
>Thicc
I'm in love. 11/10, would re-enact bad smut with before devolving into hours of cuddle-sex.
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>>15802762
Why not?
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>>15802766
Looks like Nonna from 'Girls Und Panzer'
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>>15802747
Anybody. Especially Anons and monstergirls.

Only trust your weapons.
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>>15802744
Nerdy Lilims are the best. I'd love to be one's childhood friend.
>"Oh no! A hero's broken into my room while I'm weak and resting~ Please don't take advantage of me~"
>Why do you have to make me giving you your medicine so awkward? You're never going to get better at this rate.
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>>15802762
But she even put marshmallows in there! How could I turn it down?
Besides, what's the worst that could happen? I never heard of someone spiking hot chocolate before.
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>>15802770
She wants to drug you to hug you with an elixir from a lich-er
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>>15802780
But anon, she did spike it!
She spiked it with vanilla and cinnamon!
The warmth flooding your body will make you too comfy to resist her hugs!
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>>15802777
>Trusting your weapons
They turn into monstergirls. They also break.

TRUST NOTHING!
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>>15802777
I don't understand you.

>>15802783
But Yetis are nice, they would do something like that.
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>>15802789
I trust my dick. It has never betrayed me.
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>>15802751

As paradoxical as it is, a sex demon that's a total dork is cute as fuck.

Even better if she snorts when she laughs really hard

>>15802768

Are spade tails an erogenous zone? Cause I want to lick and nibble on them.
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>>15802799
>Trusting your dick
>In the MGE world
>Or ever, for that matter
You are setting yourself up for betrayal, m8.

>>15802800
I like to imagine all tails and elf ears are erogenous to at least some extent.
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>>15802775
Thanks friend
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>>15802800
>Are spade tails an erogenous zone?
You new here, anon?
>I want to lick and nibble on them.
Good man.
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>>15802800
>A nerdy Lilim will never start laughing while you fuck her because she's just so goddamn happy.
>She'll never pull you close and hold your head close to hers while you thrust into her.
>She'll never breathlessly tell you that she loves you after you finish before you both fall asleep embracing each other.

GOD.
DAMN IT.
Why does cute shit like this get me going more than the hardcore shit?
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>A wild Oneesan appeared!
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>>15802788
That fiend! Adding such complementary flavors to hot chocolate!
There's something hot about losing all my energy to move, either from the situation at hand or something else, expecting something bad to happen, then having something innocent like a yeti grip happen instead.
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>>15802809

Because you want a loving relationship with a cute girl more than anything.

I'm surprised I don't drink more
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>>15802809
Because as much as your dick goes off at the thought of a girl riding you raw in every imaginable, all you want is a cute girl to do lovey-dovey stuff with.

Fuck you, anon. I want that, too.
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>>15802820
>scans never
That fucker promised.
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>>15802788
She might curl up with me to keep me warm against the snowstorm outside and watch The Thing with me as we hug each other and drink our hot cocoa
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>>15802820
NEVER EVER
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>>15802820
>Shitty scan of blatant intercourse
You could at least use a nice image of Onee-chan
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>>15802820
No thanks.
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>>15802838

How does she fit those BIG MEATY CLAWS through those sleeves?
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>>15802845
The same way she gets it to stay perfectly formed to those massive tits of hers.

Patience, care, and a really good tailor.
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>>15802824
That's not even getting into how she'll wrap the two of you up in a blanket and cuddle you to sleep.

>>15802832
She might want to watch something less scary than The Thing though. She doesn't want to go to bed afraid of what might be out there in the cold.

>>15802826
>>15802827
I just want a Lilim to love me anons.
I want to princess carry her down the aisle and take her up to her room so we can have gentle handholding sex while gazing into each other's eyes for the purpose of procreation,
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Man, having a bee girl wife would be the best

>come home to your Queen Bee wife after a grueling day at work
>she's thicc in all the right places. sizable tits, big butt, soft tummy, tender thighs, and the birth-giving hips you'd expect on a Queen
>she sees you worn out and weary and guides you to bed
>she lays on her back and pulls you down on top of her
>your face is nestled in her pillowy bosom as you wrap your arms around your cushion-like love
>one of her hands runs it's fingers through your hair, two more massage your stiff shoulder, and the last one rubs your back as you drift to sleep

>the next night is your anniversary
>on the way home from dinner, she has one arm around yours, pulling you closer while her other arm holds you hand
>you both hurry to the bedroom and before you know it, you're both naked in front of each other
>she's cupping your face, tweaking her nipple, fingering her honey pot, and stroking your man meat all at the same time
>things get hot and heavy, and by the time your about to finish, you have her in a mating press
>she has you locked in now with a leg lock, her lower arms pulling you against her breasts, and her upper arms around your neck to keep you in a deep passionate kiss
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>>15802857
Just let me name our kids after the Marx Brothers, and we're golden
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>>15802415
By not enabling another writefag circlejerk round for one.
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>>15802856
>what might be out there in the cold
We leave a little bit of meat outside for good luck, the scary monsters aren't so scary when they want their meat
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>>15802827
>>15802826
You sir just hit the nail on the head on exactly why i prefer doing more romantic and lovey-dovey things with monster girls over just pure sex, i want an actual relationship with a monster girl while also sharing in our hobbies and doing cute nerdy things with together. For it gives me the warm happiness to just curl up n a couch with a nerdy monster girl while we play games/ watch shows together.
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>>15802882
Never ever, anon.
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>>15802845
The same way I put my pants on.
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>>15802882
That won't do. If we're happy the world will end.
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>>15802913

Her hands are bigger than the sleeves at the shoulder, and they'd still be too big if she folded her hand up.

One of my few gripes about some of the designs is the paw/claw size. I don't mind them, but they're just so big that it makes it hard to wear things or even do tasks that require dexterity.

Plus they're too big to properly hold
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>>15802935
She just uses Wonderland magic to put her clothes on.

>Plus they're too big to properly hold
They're for holding her Anon.
>>15797140
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>>15802935
My crackpot theory is that all monstergirl clothes that aren't made to be zipped/buttoned into are semi-elastic, whether from tailoring or magic. The fabric will stretch to allow larger or more oddly formed appendages slip in without shredding the material. And as that wock demonstrates, it also has the benefit of being very form-fitting.
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>>15802935
I don't really know how I feel about big claws.

They look pretty dumb. It would be hard to wear things, hold small objects such as forks and glasses and handholding could be quite troublesome. However, at least for dragons, those big hands provide protection and I guess strength, which makes sense since dragons being all powerful and shit wouldn't need to wear cute clothes like sundresses or school outfits.

I like to think that since they can revert back to their true form, they can also let the mamono mana sink in a little bit more, making the scales smaller in order to prove they won't smash your bones when they hug you. There is also clothes made by spider girls, which are pretty durable.
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>>15802970
>since dragons being all powerful and shit wouldn't need to wear cute clothes
Hold. The. Hell. Up. No. Fuck you.

I just let them change claw size to deal with this; big and meaty when you want it, closer to human size when you don't. It's an asspull, but it solves so many problems.
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>>15802965
At least your semen demons just run around in nothing but metal nipple clamps. Don't have to worry about all this fancy clothing bullshit.
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>>15802970
I like the big stupid hands and retard strength.

It makes them semi-dependent on you for mundane tasks (opening jars of pickles), and having to be delicate to not hurt you is endearing.
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>>15803021
This guy gets it. That's one of the things I love with wyverns. All that warrior pride goes right out the window when she has to ask for your help putting on anything more complicated than her own panties every day. Just picturing the blush on her face when she has to ask for help like a little girl getting ready for school makes me giggle.

And the idea that something capable of murdering you a dozen different ways is able to be delicate enough for intimacy is really sweet.
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>>15803021
That's what I like about them too.

For example, even though a Dragon has lived her whole life alone, she was never able to cook fancy food and clean her hoard and lair. That's where I come in with near-Kiki levels of skills.

The part where she can kill you with just a flick is pretty cute too. Can you imagine how romantic it would be once you grab her hand and nuzzle your face in it, proving that you fully trust and isn't scared of her?

Dragons are so fucking cute.
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>>15803037
If I had posted this before, sorry for repeating..
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>>15803043
I love this dynamic about Dragons too

We need more of it
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>>15803048
>Cleanish lineart
You spoil me, anon.
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, watch out for feral junkie cubs, one never knows what they may do.
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Time for a new monstergirl?
http://imgur.com/gallery/UneG6Mz
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>>15803052
At least we have this.
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>>15803048
>I will never have an adoptive Wyvern daughterfu with a thick butt
Also, it's lovely to see a lineart version of that piece.
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Don't give up
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>>15803021
>>15803037
>>15803043
> mgs needing help with mundane human things and being constantly grateful / impressed by your dexterity
> mgs being very careful with you in romance & sexy times because you're her delicate glass-like human who needs to be held softly by her bone-crushing strength

Some fucking patrician taste right here anons. This is my fetish.
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>>15803079

But I already have
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>>15803079
I won't
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Has anyone here read Shin Mazinger Zero? Because goddamn I'd fuck Minerva-X until I passed out have you seen that shit? I want an Automaton like that.
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Honey bees are the cutest.
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>>15802857
Now this is quality content.
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>>15803115
I have read the first few chapters of that, And I agree with you
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>>15803274
>Super Robot Girl
>Skintight suit
>That fuckin' ass
>Literally has an orgasm when the Pileder docks with Mazinger Z
Super Robot Automatons WHEN?
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>>15803281
I forgot to mention how mad I am that the only porn I can find is either of the original Minerva-X from the anime, or that shitty trap version from the Robot Girls anime.
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>>15803287
shitty trap version?
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>>15803079
When I get back home, I'll put up my new drawing. I tried to color it, but it didn't really work out because the pencil smudged too much.
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>>15803294
There was an anime where a bunch of giant robots were cute girls instead.
In a twist everyone should've seen coming, Minerva-X was actually a trap in that show.
A trap attracted to Mazinger-chan, but a trap all the same.
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>>15803300
i just finished a drawing myself. it turned out ok actually but i still have a long way to go
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>>15803306
Surely the Muses will one day give us some sugar for this.
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>>15802856
>Cute, loving relationship with a Lilim.
>All her sisters can't believe how lewd she is for holding hands with a human.
>They all blush and look away when she describes your cute names for each other.

>>15802882
I'd really like an actual relationship with one too.

>QT Salamander who loves to cuddle.
>A Magitek nerd who builds weird stuff when she's not working out or watching TV.
>Walking home from the gym, talking about a TV show you both watch.
>Jumped by gang of Paladins who don't believe actual love can exist between Monsters and people.
>Pic related.
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>>15803315
>All her sisters can't believe how lewd she is for holding hands with a human.
>They all blush and look away when she describes your cute names for each other.
I wonder how they'd react to knowing that we spend most nights cuddling on the couch playing video games?
And that most of our sex is gentle and involves eye contact and kissing?
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>>15803315
That sounds pretty great man, plus i can agree that would one very cute salamander. Also the idea of coming home from after a good hard session at the gym so you can sit down and play video games together with her to unwind/ have fun just sounds perfect in my book.
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The shrine was destroyed by centuries of neglect, but now a priestess has awakened amidst the ruins. Awakened by the subconscious and subliminal call of The Chosen One.
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>>15803366
The who?
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>>15803373
One who would restore balance to her heart, not break it.
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>>15803366
>The shrine was destroyed by centuries of neglect, but now a priestess has awakened amidst the ruins.
I know that picture is a Shirohebi but I can't help but imagine a Ryu awakening in the ruins of her shrine and calling out to attendants and priests who've been dead for centuries before breaking down crying.
I want to help bring back her smile.
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>>15803377
That's not really a chosen one.
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>>15803384
Her heart's chosen is not enough?
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>>15803394
Chosen One usually means a person the world from destruction.

All she did was have a dream about the kind of guy she likes, this isn't some sekirei shit.
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>>15803404
Not everything has to be about saving the world. Isn't saving her enough?
Shirou decided to save Sakura, so why won't you do the same?
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>>15803407
That is a really bad comparison because Sakura was fucking trash.
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>>15803404
Obsessively romantic shirohebi are great though. Or an occultist shirohebi that reads a little too much into her own dreams, twists horoscopes and astrology into matchmaking, practices uncomfortably long palm-reading, and burns her voodoo effigy of you with her fire.

Unhealthy romance is the best kind.
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>>15803431
Your tastes are remarkable my compadre. Unhealthy obsessions and yandere tendencies are the best traits an mg can havee
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>>15803431
I'd say the only monstergirl I'd be comfortable with having that kind of personality is a Ghoul.
Mainly because she'd just cut to the chase and sneak into my bed to rape me with her mouth until I loved her.
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Gazer-chan won the lottery, and now she's fabulous! I bet all you "Dragon"fags would become her bitches in a heartbeat!
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How do I come to terms with the fact that I'm a huge slut who would only put up a token resistance before letting a bunch of smug monstergirls run a pussy train on me?
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>>15803457
Nah, I'm good. But congrats on the lotto!
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>>15803460
By dressing in skimpy clothing, working out and grooming yourself in anticipation of 2017. Soon you will know what it's like.
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>>15803457
I prefer my Gazers hungry for forbidden knowledge.

"Fear the fallen gods, oniichan. By the Demon Lord, fear them."
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>>15795932
That just sounds like a recipe for a death world full of Mad Max type warlords, any semblance of society and technological and magical advancements marred by paranoia, allies of convenience and the faint hints of humanity perverted in both the sexual and social sense.
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>>15795950
I know, we already seen all of them, we know the new girls are named and finished, this is waiting for flavor text. At least we all got other things to do, or else the wait would simply be agonizing.
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>>15803483
You forget senpai, there is always a dere side to the yan. They need to be able to maintain just enough of a normal facade to be able to give off the impression of a regular girl to the public. Otherwise, they might be separated from their love, and that can not happen.

I'd imagine 'sudden disappearances' to be common in such a place. There would be a sort of silent agreement that any girl that got big ideas to confess her love or steal a love interest away would be 'disposed of' by their competition silently. Thus, being the first to act isn't always a wise choice here unless you can get the jump on all opponents.
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>>15796418
>Not bothering to live so he can produce quality works as tribute to his waifu
>Not using every day and living it to the fullest to prove he is worthy of waifu
>Not improving upon his self worth so he can show he can be a person to make waifu happy as waifu makes him happy

Post mortem reviews are overrated.
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>>15796497
I was studying Japanese, math, drawing and walking.
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Reverse trap monster girls are really cute.
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>>15796418
>All that shit taste
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>>15803457
MG lottery would most likely have husbands as prizes

The idea of a Gazer who tries to seduce men by showing off her wealth instead of just hypnotizing them is an attractive one nonetheless
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>>15803461
>2017
can we let the meme die?
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>>15803562
Anon no! You have to believe in the meme magic!
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>>15803562
No. The fire rises. Baneposting crashed a plane. Share the Urouge memes resulted in the character becoming important in One Piece. Memes shape reality.
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>>15803568
There's not enough of us for that.
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>>15803562
It will kill itself off anon, just 16 months to go.
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>>15803574
The memes can't be controlled, they will consume us all.
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>>15803574
It's not going to happen anon.

2017 will just be like any other year.
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>>15803562
Eh, it's harmless. The way I see it, either 2017 comes and goes with nothing happening or we get monstergirls.
One is obviously less likely than the other but it's not hurting anyone.
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>>15803584
That's what you said about 2012, yet the world ended and I went to Hell, and here I am.
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>>15803594
I was going to say something then I thought about it for second before deciding to not argue with that.
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So how many people here would like to get /fit/ with their waifu?
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>>15803661
Not me.
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>>15803661
I'd like to work out at the gym with my hellhound waifu. I want to get hot and sweaty before getting carried off for "post workout relief".
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>>15803666
Satan please.
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>>15803661
I'll be come a wrestling submission expert!
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>>15803675
The turtle girls will start stalking you
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>>15803688
As we are on this topic, is eating out a umi osho considered "turtle soup"
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>>15803701
I think I gagged a little.

Calling it a "soup" is just... There's better words to use, i'm certain.
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>>15803584
in 2017 the Elves will arrive from space and lead us to the promised land!
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>>15803701
thats filthy anon
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>>15803701
>Cant unthink "chunks"
I hope your dick painfully rots off you bastard.
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>>15803714
I want a Dark Elf
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Turgid.
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>>15803718
Me too. I find their way of life appealing.
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>>15803720
hI aLp!
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>>15803721
Dark Elves are lewd!

Even for Elves!
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>>15803721
I'm gonna flip one's way of life on it's head by pinning her down and mating pressing her!
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>>15803728
>turns out she's a power bottom
Elves be sneaky.
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>>15803730
Damn those crafty Elves!
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How would you feel about penguin girls?
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>>15803720
Gonna shove my turgid tallywhacker down an alp's throat to shut her up
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>>15803726
>>15803752
It's Bob's wordy-doody, you jerkalingers.
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>>15803751
Penguins are such silly creatures. And fat.
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>>15803661
Me.
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>>15803751
Noot noot during sex would be a cute boner kill
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>>15803765
NOOT NOOT
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>>15803765
>>15803772
Thinking back to Pingu, the whole of the show was basically just him trolling people and his sister pissing & shitting all over the floor every episode, wasn't it?

He's basically snow Pepe.
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>>15803772
That Penguin with the eyebrows is intense!
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Haughty snake loli.
I'm actually not sure where the snake part is coming from.
https://exhentai.org/g/973596/e3ebff74e5/
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>>15803802
>ree ree ree ree...
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>>15803803
You're making me think of the frog girl in a net.
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I don't think even a Leanan Sidhe would forgive me for this.
>tfw when special needs kids can draw better than you
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>>15803835
>Y-You're improving Anon!..
>...Sort of.

Then you can hear her crying that night.
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>>15803835
Is that Pickles?
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>>15803837
And then I never see her again because she drank herself to a stupor and got run over by a Japanese Truck.
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>>15803839
A what now?
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>>15803841
Damn japanese trucks, whoever thought they'd be safer without brakes was insane.
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>>15803843
A drummer.
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>>15803862
That some kind of American fast-food thingamabob? Pickles drummer? What's in it?
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>>15803844
I need a MG version of this
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>>15803862
>Not, "The drummer"

One job, anon.
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>>15803886
What, Maximum Overdrive with a lewd girl's head in place of the Green Goblin's?
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>>15803894
thats got me thinking about things I probably should not be thinking about
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>>15803905
Fill up her tank, anon.
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>KC didn't release the profile of another of the new girls
I'm sad.
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>tfw no vampire mistress with chuuni tendencies
>"The demon lord was weak, WITNESS TRUE POWER"
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>>15803887
Forgive me, for I have failed you.
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Whacha daydreamin' 'bout there boya?
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>>15803913
Looks like we're getting one every two weeks or one every month at this rate. God damn it KC.
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>>15803976
Tiny tigers.
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>>15803977
This is punishment for the leaks, isn't it?
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>>15803976
Soft, bottom heavy hinezumis in thongs
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>>15803976
Dominatrix Wurms.
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>>15803985
I'd view it less as "Punishment" and more him thinking he could take his time making the final touch-ups and such, since people already know who all the new girls are...

Quick poll. Which would people rather? Having gotten a dump of the character art for all the new girls at once after the month or two of hype build-up? Or have them drip-fed, translations at all, at a weekly pace following the event?

No guarantee the latter is what would have happened anyway, but still, let's just say.
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>>15803976
submissive dragons and tigers
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>>15803976
Reptilian lolibutt.
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>>15804005
Dom Dormice?
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>>15803976
The combination pizza hut and taco bell.
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>>15803976
Pregnant alps.
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>>15804008
Fat salamanders
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>>15804017
Well congratulations, that girl just puked all over you.
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>>15804018
Black vampires.
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>>15804036
MGE blade when?
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>>15804068
Those were some silly movies.
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>>15804036
Blackulas?
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>>15804072
Still somewhat entertaining, or at least what I remember of them.
I could be wrong, but the third movie is the one with triple H and the vampire poodle right?
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>>15804080
> but the third movie is the one with triple H and the vampire poodle
I would SO watch this with a Dhampir.
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>>15804072
Listen all you motherfuckers
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>>15804080
It wasn't a poodle, it was still some little annoying dog though.
Also that ryan reynolds guy is in it, that tends to be a plus.
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>>15804096
It certainly didn't save Green Lantern though.
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>>15804087
>tfw no Dhampir maid/bodyguard.
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>>15804101
DC's cape shit has been 50/50 since dark knight.
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>>15804108
I blame WB and Hack Snyder. Moving on.
So is pic related a Vampire? She doesn't look remarkably different from a human but I had her in my MG folder.
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>>15804108
>Some people liked bats v supes, others want snyder banned from DC movies.
>some like suicide squad, others want leto gone from acting..
DC cant catch a break

Keeping this on topic, what monster would make a good joker?
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>>15804135
None, because he's a man. Let's talk about Dryad Ivy instead.
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>>15804135
A insane vanilla succubus or a mad hatter without the wonderland connection.
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>>15804143
But Mad Hatter is already a Batman villain.
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>>15804147
hence the "no wonderland connection" and if they only had the innsanity
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>>15804115
I think that's a dragon. I know, I know, no scales or wings or what-have-you, but something about the design reminds me of a certain dragon that bites heads off fish.
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>>15804141
Flashpoint joker was a woman (cheap excuse but its there)
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>>15804163
Do you think that Flashpoint Batman and Joker actually got divorced after they became arch-enemies?
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>>15804156
Well it's still a gorgeous ass and I want her to sit on my face with it.
>>15804163
And also MARTHA!
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>>15804141
Of course ivy wouldn't want to talk about men.
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>>15804177
She loves it when they play with her feet though.
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>>15804168
Id they didn't that would be beautiful
Hell a story like that could work for monster girls
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>>15804172
Namaniku ATK Butts are fantastic butts.
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>>15804181
Plant girls and feet!
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>>15804203
>sucking off the roots
NO SHE NEEDS THAT NUTRIENT LIQUID TO LIVE
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>>15804209
You can give her some new ones, if you know what I mean
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>>15804209
Actually according to the guide the feet absorb the saliva as nutrient.

>cant unthink that you can make a living on what is pretty much plant girl bunion
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>>15804203
That thumbnail looked like the guy had a massive boner.
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>>15804226
Oh I'm sure he has.
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>>15804141
If Ivy was hit by a ton of mamono mana and corrupted into an MGE-style monster girl, she'd go after Batman with the intent to fuck him through the floor of the Bat Cave. It'd be great.
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>>15804233
Batman could make a harem out of the women in his rouges gallery, though knowing him he would probably just fuck catwoman and wonder woman and be done with it
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Hand over the cheese and nobody gets hurt!
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>>15804000
The later would be preferable.
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>>15804241
1. Wonder Woman is not in his rogue's gallery
2. Talia is the one he has a kid with
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>>15804255
My bad about wonder woman
also I completely forgot about Talia and Damian.
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>>15804252
Then I am sorry.
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>>15804249

B-but you took everything last week!
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>>15804271
Not the cock-cheese. You've been saving some for her, haven't you?
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>>15804249
Touch my cheese and we'll get to see what noise a mouse makes when she is swung by the tail.
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>>15804264
To be fair, Damien is one of the worst things in comics.
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>>15804268
KC?
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>>15804249
The only cheese I have os the one in the moon
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>>15804282
We gonna Wallace & Gromit this shit and get on the fucking Moon for some cheese on our crackers?
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>>15804278
No, the guy who dumped all the character art. And apparently earned us KC's ire.
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>>15804277
I thought people liked Robin #5?

Also to keeping this relevant (Kinda). how about we make another super hero monster outside of super wurm?
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>>15804000
I'm fine with how things happened.
>>15804278
It's KC's fault for not expecting it to happen the moment he published the book. He knows everything of his gets scanned and it shouldn't have came as a surprise.
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>>15804288
Like what? Justice Wing the Wyvern?
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>>15804283
It's all a lie and I'm just trying to get rid of all mouse girl from earth by sending them to the moon.
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>>15804288
>I thought people liked Robin #5?
From what i can remember, he is seen as whiny, tends to shit on tim and dick for no reason, then he died and came back with superman teir powers for a while.

If any one cares enough, correct me where im wrong
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>>15804296
We're whalers on the Moon~
We carry a harpoon~
>>15804298
Damien is literally the same shit that Jason was, and people voted to have Jason die because of it. So no, people don't like him.
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>>15804298
I haven't paid much attention to comics in years.

I just know that his character in the newer Batman-focused DCAU Movies is fucking unbearable.

>>15804302
Jason's fun now that they made him literally the edgiest faggot possible, and gave him all the coolest costumes.
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>>15804294
Yeah something like that. justice wing sounds like it came from the 90's.
>No super hero waifu that wants your dick as reward for saving the day
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>>15804319
Gave me a idea for a superhero dragon that does the glasses disguise thing, and it works despite her being the only dragon in the city.
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>>15804319
90's XTREEM edgy sounds like something a Wyvern might consider cool.
>>15804324
Bloody bollocks mate.
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>>15804330
XTREEM 2 THE MAX 90's Wyvern
>a dark and mysterious past... that she forgot
>a promise to a man she never meet
>a villain who works in the construction industry and uses the collateral damage from each time Super Wyvern "saves" the city to build the next batch of cyborg ninjas
>long coats, dark shades and easily torn tanktops

Sign me the fuck up.
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>>15803939
Would she be a womanllet? Would she have a cool mom?
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>>15803939
>YOU will never be your vampire mistress' chuuni boy toy
>YOU will never rope her into wearing matching fuligin and crimson capes in public
>she will never eventually stop telling you that no matter how many times she bites you you're not going to become a vampire
>YOU will never stab her with your Gungnir
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>>15804402
Yes, tiny vampire with a cool and angry mom.
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>>15804115
That's a Freddy.
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>>15804394
Let's not forget hair that reaches down below the waistline on every woman and 'roid muscles with bulging veins on every man.
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>>15804544
>you will never take a bath with freddy
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>>15804115
>>15804544
>>15804582

She's an alien, not a vampire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxVG46ZYrg
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>>15804582
Taking baths with dragons is dangerous. They might try to wash you in order to clean and polish their most precious treasure.
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>>15804617
Taking baths with Black Dragons is the worst, they make you smell all lemony.
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>>15804620
>they make you smell all lemony.

I think you're confusing lemons and sulphur, probably because they're both yellow.
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>>15804625
No, Black Dragons produce acid, and citrus is acidic, ergo lemony smell. I would know, I wrote about it.
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>>15804630

>No, Black Dragons produce acid, and citrus is acidic, ergo lemony smell. I would know, I wrote about it.

The math checks out
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>>15804620
I know how some black dragons can be. They say "Look at my scales. They're clean!". It's dusty and dirty, but the black just makes it hard to see.

Silly embarrassed dragon. You can't escape me cleaning your scales.
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>>15804617
>bakadere dragon gives you a handjob
>you ask what she's doing and she plays it off as polishing and in no way a lewd act
>when she gets worked up she insists that you clean out her insides and mounts you
>turns out she didn't know what she was doing and it catches her by surprise when it starts to feel good
The things I'd give for that.
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>>15804630
Strong acids don't smell anything like that though. At best they smell like drain cleaner and at worst like your nose is burning because it is.
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What do I have to do to see a Dormouse with huge stonkin' tits.
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>>15804644
There is a very simple explanation to this, and it goes as follows.
>Fuck you, I'm a Dragon. ROAR!
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>>15804645
Give her plenty of holst milk.
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>>15804645
Give her holst milk
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>>15804646
I have a simpler explanation. "Alp is a faggot." Bonus, mine has many more applications than just dragons. It works on smelly centipedes, bad homemade porno plots, lots of stuff.
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>>15804662
You had to go and make it personal, huh?
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>>15804668
I probably wouldn't normally but the whole lemony fresh bit is fucking worn out at this point. I'm tired of you posting it ever single time a black dragon comes up.
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>>15804668
Shut up and write about a Gremlin inventing a robot tentacle rape monster that turns on her already!
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>>15804655
>>15804657
Why not just make cheese out of holst milk?
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>>15804676
You people really do just make shit up about things you like to imagine me doing, huh?
>>15804679
Did you miss the memo? I'm an artist now.
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>>15804682
Because a mouse that eats too much cheese gets chunky
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>>15804685
But wouldn't having her drink a lot of milk have the same effect?
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>>15804691
Nah, cheese needs more milk to make then you'd think.

1 pound of cheese needs 10 pounds of milk
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You've caught your Elf Butler in a compromising position! This is highly unorthodox!
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>>15804734
But girls can't be butlers
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>>15804737
They can if they wear men's suits and kill people for their vast inheritances.
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>>15804734
More like buttler.
>>15804737
Because girls look hot in butlers uniforms.
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>>15804683
You should draw your black dragon.
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>>15804758
I did. You'll find two pieces of my art in this very thread. Look for them if you've the stomach for it.
Not for the faint of heart, obviously. Dare you enter my magical realm?
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>>15804764
Oh. Didn't know that was you and even replied to you.

I thought you only did MS paint drawings.
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>>15804734
>>15804737
>>15804743
The Butler did it with everyone in every room?
>>15804769
There comes a time when new avenues of whoring for attention must be pursued.
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Is it really rape o'clock already?
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>>15804807
It's dead o'clock with no undeads.
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>>15804819
Shh, she's busy.
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>>15804135
See, I thought the first half of Man of Steel was pretty good. Clark rescuing the dudes from the oil rig was the best scene in that thing.
But the second half was pretty crummy, not to mention the whole "Son I have to go and walk into this tornado now to rescue a dog and don't try to save me even though you are literally indestructible and can run laps around a speeding bullet. Okay bye now hope this doesn't traumatise you lol."

And with BvS, I thought the second half was better than the first. Wonder Woman was actually badass, her theme fucking rocked, and it was mostly solid.
But then there was pretty much everything else terrible with the movie
Like "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME", the stupid fucking dream sequences, Lex Luthor being played by an older Micheal Cera, and those stupid, retarded fucking self-indulgent wankoff dream sequences.

But to answer your question, maybe a Dark Priest without all the sex, but lots of horrible murder, corruption, and death of hope and soul.
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>>15804837
>Son I have to go and walk into this tornado now
Don't forget Pa Kent's
>Maybe you SHOULD have let those kids die
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>>15804807
It's high rape somewhere in the world
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>>15804837
I never thought of Jessie eisenburg as a older Micheal Cera until now
Is it bad that I actually prefer the knives ending to the scott pilgrim movie compared to the normal ending and the the books?

Dark priest joker would be awesome
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>>15804837
I think people dying over animals is dumb in general but it's extra stupid to show somebody out on a farm doing it. There's so much out in the country that kills your animals, you just have to come to terms with their mortality. You love them and they're your friends for as long as you're lucky enough to have them around, but you don't risk your life for something that's likely going to die some other way in a couple years.

It just made that whole dumb scene even dumber.
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All this capeshit in the thread makes me want one of succubi types dressed as supergirl or powergirl.
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>>15804879
I want a Dark Elf dressed up as Wonder Woman to teach me all about submission to loving authority.
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>>15804885
Well now!
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>>15804885
I thought 12 beast was cancelled?
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>>15804893
Where'd that come from?
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>>15804893
I think the chapters with this wolf girl are still untranslated
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>>15804885
That's pretty furry mate.
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>>15804879
Nobody gets anything till I get my living iron man armour!
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>>15804907
I don't need any powers! I'll just put on a shirt with a skull on it and rape bad girls!
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>>15804907
She has skin.
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>>15804907
Tony Stark made this in a cave with nothing but his dick and a box of scraps!
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>>15804911
I would mind luke cages powers
no smashed pelvis for me!
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>>15804925
Then you could start up Heroes for Hire with a Hinezumi.
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>>15804843
Oh jeez, I forgot about that entirely.

>Okay, so Uncle Ben's "With great power comes great responsibility" line is one of the most famous lines in all of comic book history and superhero media
>It's succinct, and provides a moral foundation for one of the most righteous superheroes of all time, Spider-Man
>Many times the time has come into play, defining his character and helping him to overcome impossible challenges and save lives
>So, get this
>What if
>Just hold on a second
>What if
>I just do the fuckin' opposite of that

Fucking Zack Snyder. I actually respect some of the stuff he did and said in regards to the Watchmen movie, but there's so much wrong with the Superman movies, so much which is a reflection of his own failings, and so much bullshit he's spouted in regards to them, that he's more than nullified that respect.

>>15804858
Nah, I liked the way the film did the Knives ending. Too bad the joke serial killer ending was never added as a deleted scene.

>>15804862
You could pick apart that scene alone for layers and layers of idiocy.
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>>15804943
>Uncle Ben's
As a nerd I feel compelled to point out that the line was originally said by the narrator in the narration box, not by Uncle Ben.
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>>15804885
Lose the nose and that file name is true.
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>>15804957
Huh, you're right. Never knew that before, but there it is.

>And a lean, silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, with great power there must also come – great responsibility!

How about that.
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>>15804935
Icing on the the cake is Im black, all I need to do is get in shape

>not being able to do heroes for hire with a hinezumi
I want this so bad it hurts
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>>15804972
But can you say Christmas as a curse word?
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>>15804885
Her fur looks like she's strapped a load of grey wool and sheaves of hay to her arms and legs.
Also, her limbs and waist are fucking noodle thin abominations.

I'd nuzzle her all over if that anatomy was fixed, though. I bet outside of Crab's stickgirl style, she's pretty damn fit and lean.
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>>15799185
>yeti face I drew a while ago is still being used

I feel special
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>>15804980
I can if I try
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>>15804989
Then let's hope that our world converges with theirs.
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>>15804965
I don't want her to be cosplay-tier
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>>15804986
She just wears band on her body. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>15804969
If you haven't read that 1960's early Marvel stuff, you should.
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>>15804994
>without a furry button nose she's cosplay-tier
Nigga she already has a fluffy tail and paws. But if that's what you want, maybe these threads aren't for you.
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>>15805007
What about Manticores? And Anubis?
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>>15804998
Not him. I have read a proper comic since my library had inconsistent volumes and im to poor to colect

the fact that my last reads were "deapool kills the marvel universe" and the begining to "dark night strikes agian" probably didnt help
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>>15805009
Manticores and Anubi aren't even furry so I have no idea what kind of point you're trying to make.
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>>15804885
Where are her ribs?
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>>15804997
Actually, looking more and more at the accessories on her arms and legs, her design makes even less sense.
Like her legs have fur coming out from beneath her leggings, but then the leggings go UNDER her fluffy fur lower down, which is then covered by more leggings below the knees.

Even the Wonderland cosplay crap isn't as batshit as this.
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>>15805014
Yo-ho-ho, it's a pirate's life for me. Seriously, you're not hurting anyone by downloading scanlations of comics from the early 60's.
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>>15805009
What about them?

Also, anubis version of the mofucores when?
You could call them mofubi.
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>>15805015
>Tail meme
>Paw meme

Have you seen Anubis and Manticores?
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>>15805021
>Having unique design is bad

Come on anon. Can't a girl be unique?
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>>15804994
Still got paws and leg fluff, go yiff somewhere else.
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>>15805025
Im should get my reader program back
ive been meaning to read the archie megaman stuff for a while now along with the 7+ years of marvel that make cyclops likeable

Still, reading comics with a shy monster would be comfy.
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>>15805042
I have. What point are you actually trying to make in comparing them to the 12Beast wolfu?
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>>15805042
Yes, their face is still 100% human, that's the important part.
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>>15805050
Which girl would be nerdy enough to read capeshit with me?
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>>15805054
A nose really makes that much of a difference?
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>>15805042
Are you trying to justify posting cheesy Crabman girls by using non-furry girls as examples?
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>>15805047
I'm not ragging on her because of a unique design.

I'm ragging on her because her designs for the things covering her arms and legs physically make no sense. It's like some Escher-esque leggins burrowing into her skin or something.
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>>15805057
Nerdy succubus? maybe a tengu or a sober oni
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>>15805051
Because apart from just the nose. The features are pretty much the same. Yet a button nose makes her 100% confirmed furry?
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>>15805057
Demon
recreational reading after a contract paperwork
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>>15805072
>a sober oni
Now I'm imagining reading one of the bigger omnibuses like Colossal Conan in bed while she's holding it up for me with her unlimited strength.
I didn't expect this development.
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>>15805074
Oh, that's your point.

I agree with the argument you're making, but remember where we are. Sense is unlikely to win out here.
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>>15805064
What classifies non-furry? Just because you don't like crabman doesn't mean the girls he design are shit.
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>>15805062
Depends on who you ask.
I can see how if you actually saw a monstergirl with a human face but a black nose like that, it would appear very uncanny, especially to some. Personally, I think I'd be able to get over it, because otherwise she's just a very standard, very vanilla monstergirl. The nose doesn't get in the way of anything.
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>>15805074
Yes. It's lite-furry and crossing a line, facial features are one thing an artist has to be careful off and crabman fucked up like he did for a lot of his designs outside of the main cast.
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I like it when they have predatory eyes.
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>>15805074
>>15805120
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>>15805120
>lite-furry
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>>15805120
Ok we get it.
>C-Crab is shit!

But really? A nose? Is that it? I can understand characters like Polt being furry. But a nose? Because some people would say that fur, ears and paws is heavy furry, but yet a nose is what makes her furry by your standards? That's pretty stupid.
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>>15805156
No Anon, you can't change the facial features at all, otherwise it's furry. Just like all the monoeyes, and all the monstergirls with differently coloured skin, or whiskers, or face scales. That's how this works.

It's hard to convey tone on the internet.
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We all know this wolfu is the hottest and sexiest, anyway.
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>>15805153
Wanna pick her up and carry her under my arm like a sack of potatoes
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>>15805166
Putting animal noses and snouts on characters sure makes them furry.
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>>15805192
Niet. My special snowflake brown Werewolf is the best their is.
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>>15805202
>says me because my word is law
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>>15805216
I agree with him, no snouts.
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>>15805203
Thick werewolves are best werewolves.
Especially when you tease them about being too soft to be fierce
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>>15805216
Says everyone except you two yokals that have been posting that stuff in here the last couple threads.

It's like you don't even know why Polt got slammed as furry even before it was confirmed she had full body hair and six nipples.
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>>15805216
Snouts and animal noses are furry as fuck.
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>>15805203
>Brown
>Black hair
>Green eyes

That's cheating, so it doesn't count. You can't just pull out my absolute ideal dream wolfgirl like that, and give her a sweater to boot.
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>>15805203
Why is no one here excited for this game? It seems fun. Also the guy just added Gazers and Monoeye compatibility.
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Kobolds are better than wolfus anyway.
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>>15805236
It's a neat little time waster, but nothing really to be excited for.
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>>15805243
You are a silly man
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>>15805229
>>15805230
>>15805219
My apologies. I really thought a snout wouldn't trigger this much autism.
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>>15805236
Do you have a link?
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>>15805258
You can stop shitposting whenever.
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>>15805258
The only autism is your own in doing this shit several threads in a row despite people telling you otherwise.
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>>15805258
>"I didn't think [x] would cause this much autism"
>Famous last words from man who posted in /mgt/
>Body never recovered
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>>15805258
It really shouldn't, considering how the trait isn't nearly as extreme as other things a few mgs have that people here like.
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>>15805270
https://twitter.com/PonmokyuGames

This is the guy who makes it and does updates. I think

https://sites.google.com/site/mamomusuchang/test-1

Is the latest demo he's put out.
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>>15805281
Thanks dude.
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>>15805278
>>15805166
>>15805082

You can stop posting anytime. You sound like any other idiot that doesn't like that X isn't welcome here.

"It's ever so reasonable. I don't see the big deal about furry/futa/yuri etc. I don't see why everyone is so hostile. It should be fine. Just ignore it. It's not extreme. Why are you putting it on the same tier as things that are actually bad. X that I like isn't bad!"

Every time, it's the same old thing. Though I guess I forgot the part about calling everyone autists or implying they're stupid meanies.
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>>15805281
I'm on my phone right now, can you tell me what species are avaible for making?
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>>15805130
I like it when they are dragons.
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>>15805310
In the demo the profile species are

>Succubus
>Kikimora
>Harpy
>Werewolf
>Lamia
>Inari

And the one's he's posted for the next update are

>Cait Sith
>Gazer
>Devil

And obviously you can mix and match parts and colors so you can probably make some other similar species as well
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>>15805236
>Also the guy just added Gazers and Monoeye compatibility
Does that mean I need to download a new version?
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>>15805333
It's not out yet.
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>>15805325
I see. Thanks.

Hoping for my favorite species sometime soon.
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I was too tired after work to practice drawing, so I made a really strong coffee and put like 5 teaspoons of sugar in because I wasn't paying attention.
Also I haven't had coffee in at least 3 years.

This is for you, art fairy.
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>>15805309
It's just a nose mah nigga.
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>>15805343
I'm drawing for ar least 2 hours a day now. I'm finally getting into it.
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>>15805273
>Quote from man frozen by Yukionna
>"What are you gonna do, freeze me?"
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>>15805358
Nice to hear you're getting into the swing of things. Gonna see if I can at least match that with dedicated practice.
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>>15805397
Sucks that I have work, school and house cleaning to do, but I guess I'm moving at a good pace.

I just hope I won't work too hard and end up giving up.
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I did...something...
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>>15805445
What's with her ahoge?
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>>15805452
Which one?
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Why does that 12Beastfag keep posting that furry?
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>>15805454
All of them.
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>>15805445
That salamander looks dateable. You draw some extra nice girls sometimes
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>>15805454
Bottom-right.
>>15805458
Probably out of spite for people calling out Poltfags. Hence why we have anons actively defending furry shit now.
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>>15805458
Probably excited over a new wolfu.
I'd be too, if I read or was at all interested in the series.
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>>15805458
I think he's just trying to fuck with people who flip their shit over weird noses. Weird line to draw when there's people wanting to stick their dick in cloaca.
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>>15805460
Ahoges are being touched and they are all reacting diffrtently.

>>15805464
What a croc of shit.

>>15805468
It's a severed hand holding into her ahoge. The crude blood should have hinted that.
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>>15805480
>Weird line to draw when there's people wanting to stick their dick in cloaca.
Nobody here dicusses cloacafucking, and in the case that their is it comes courtesy of EMGfags shitting up the thread.
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>>15805480
Fuck off furfag.
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>>15805480
>Implying cloaca is the final frontier for monster pussy

Just imagine how incredibly inhuman and perfectly pleasurably tentacle girl vagina would be.
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>>15805481
>severed hand

Remeber to stay away from dangerous ahoges.
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>>15805489
Or the people they are attached to.
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>>15805480
I legitimately like her. But watching people flip their shit over a nose is still funny.
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>>15805493
What if an ahoge is attached to your friend by their neck and is slowly strangling them? Or parasitising them with the hair?
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>>15805468
>m-muh poltfags are why I'm offended
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>>15805493
Those damn ahoge parasites are killing us and our girls. Take your waifu to the doctor in order to remove her ahoge today!
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Fuck it, I can't draw when I'm still falling asleep at my desk.

I'm sorry art fairy. I've failed you, even if it is for a brief nap.
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>>15805494
>admitting to be a shitposting cunt
Just go back to /a/ you turbofaggot.
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>>15805507
Nobody admitted to that, though.
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>>15805480
Agreed. Posting a character her that has a different noseshouldn't always end with a 'furfag' outcry. Considering that all in all, a different nose isn't one of the biggest things that can set a girl apart in a mg setting
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>>15805497
>>15805504
Isn't an issue with a Kejourou around.
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>>15805507
Never intended to make you guys assblasted. You sort of just did it yourselves. But watching shit unfold isn't the reason I post her.
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>>15805505
Anon don't give up.
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>>15805515
Kejs are a parasite that grew up and got affected by mamono mana.
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>>15805516
>the .less defense
Hah! Haven't seen that one in awhile.
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>>15805445
Flick a yeti's ahoge like one of those springy door stoppers
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>>15805526
Thanks. Gimme an hour and I'll be back with pen in hand.
Also, who is Haruka, and how much does she cost?
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>>15805536
So it would wiggle and make a pleasant noise while annoying everyone nearby?
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>>15805541
Are you having trouble with any specific body parts?
I can't draw curves properly, my girls always end up looking like boards.
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Which monster girl will help me stop being a DYEL manlet?
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>>15805541
She's a filthy slut into anything for spare change. People bought her enough that now Rance 5D(yes, that is real and there are sadly no card games on motorcycles) and 6 are getting official translations.
Areyou ready for hot Kamilla, Felliss, and to cringe at how Annis wrecks your team harder than a demon copying the powers of a previous demon king?
Seriously, it's like a regular mage with the Int of a Wurm out-damaging and overpowering the MGE DL in magic, before casually using a super nuke as a bowling ball.
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>>15805487
As you can see I posted an elf, which i'd say is considerably less furry than your "big meaty claws"

>>15805488
I wasn't about to bring up horsepussy, and I don't even know what you'd call the matango fuckers.

>>15805494
Starting shit for the purpose of starting shit isn't cool, man.
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>>15805544
She will be making the pleasant noise but I don't think it will be annoying anyone
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>>15805541
Will we actually SEE your drawings? I post mine, the leadt you could do is post yours.
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>>15805512
I would definitely draw a line at "actually having a muzzle" though.
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>>15805572
Not shitposting. Like I said. I'm not posting for the sake of "le epic lols XD". I'm posting because I like her. It's just everyone gets unintentionally angry. That isn't my fault.
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>>15805575
So she is making the noise? Manually?
How...disturbed.
>>
Medusa is best Snek.
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>>15805589
>Snake pubic hairs

Truly best.
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>>15805589
Not while Shirohebi exists.
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>>15804943
I find it hilarious how every Spiderman reboot desperately skirts around the phrase "With great power comes great responsibility", going to great lengths to word it in a more roundabout manner.
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>>15805586
Yetis build up energy and pleasure when their ahoge wiggles about, the noises are not door stop noises
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>>15805596
I prefer the time old saying:
"With great powers comes the opportunity to abuse said powers for your own gain"
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>>15805598
So if you flick their ahoge enough then they'll become miniature suns from the built up energy?
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>>15805581

I think he's >>15800138
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>>15805603
No one has survived a hug from a yeti whose had her ahoge wiggled for more than 30 minutes, thank you for participating in this venture for the good of Lich experiments
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>>15805608
I-Is it Alp?
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>>15805612
It's probably like linking the fire in DaS, only it's a flaming Yeti hugging you and she won't let go.
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>>15805505
>Failing the art fairy

Disgraceful.

So are we posting our shitty attempts at drawing anything?
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>>15805546
>>15805581
I'm too much of a beginner still. Unconfident in my lines, practicing basic perspective of simple 3d shapes.
When I draw so much as a basic cartoony human head, it'll be a special occassion.
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>>15805619
Yep. We are encouraging alp to get better.
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>>15805626
Looks like Sylph as a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
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>>15805628
Well, shit.
I can't mock him if he's good. I will only be able to mock Anubisfucker's gross overspending on Anubis art, or Mari being from Canadia if that happens.
>There's always .Less and B-
Not fun making fun of them anymore. It's like a Vampire: dry and stale.
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>>15805627
I see. At the beginning where I was drawing mostly head and shapes I did it like, 3 times a week for one or two hours. Now that I got into it I don't have time, but I still try to do two hours everyday.
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>>15805612
>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
>Did you turn the thermostat up Dr. Gremlin?
>I HAVE BEEN WIGGLING A YETI'S AHOGE FOR 8 DAYS
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Someone please link Ganbatte fairy, I'm trying to write but after reading all the stories by other writefags again my urge to continue is null. Please
>>
What's the longest a Yeti can go without a hug?
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>>15805650
There's Ganbatte Chimera....
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>>15805650
>but after reading all the stories by other writefags again my urge to continue is null

Writefag fairy tells you git gud fagit
>>
I want to move to Alaska and live the rest of my life with a yeti girl.
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>>15805657
I'm trying m8. But its hard when you got fuckers like Pennywise and Silent_II to compare yourself against.
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>>15805652
11 days.
At 4 they exibit symptoms similar to heroine addicts who have not gotten high recently.
At 7 their hair starts falling out.
At 10 they experience severe pain throught their entire body: bones and all
At 11 all organs fail and life functions cease.
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>>15805661
>not namedropped

GIT GUD FAGIT
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>>15805650
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>>15805674
Bless you dude.

>>15805670
Tryin not to get called out on being an attention whore. Which I am, don't get me wrong. I just don't like being CALLED one
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>>15805637
>I will only be able to mock Anubisfucker's gross overspending on Anubis art
Why is that mock worthy?
>or Mari being from Canadia
You could mock me for that too?
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>>15805626
>Gorillaz Sylph
Ehhh.
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Oh no! A monster girl has just committed /ss/ and is now pregnant with the child of a child.

However is the shota going to support them financially!?
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>>15805681
Because god damn, you could do so much with how much you have spent on Anubutts.
But, really, I am just salty over people spending money they can spare when I have barely any to spare because my life is a world of shit.

Possibly.
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>>15805688
Easy. The MG is already financially stable.
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>>15805688
source?
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>>15805688
The monster girl will do that. She can provide food and a house.

The boy can fuck the daughter if her mom isn't able to provide food though.
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>>15805692
MGQ NG+ mod
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>>15805693
What if it's a deadbeat succubus just making a mistake?
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Would a man with a MG GF, say for example a Manticore, be allowed to use the Airport's Gloryhole if she left him with blue balls from hell before getting on her flight and leaving him hanging?

What is blue ball policy in MGC anyway.
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>>15805713
Guess someone is going to be adopted.
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>>15805714
You just get jerked off at a hospital while your wife gets jail time.
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>>15805713

Then they go homeless
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>>15805714
God I want to pilot a Getter with Monstergirl and a Paladin.
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What if after screwing your wife, you find out you just had sex with her twin sister instead after your real wife walks in on you?
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>>15805734
But anon, I'm married to both of them!
So the answer is probably that the one who just walked in would start stripping while the one I just slept with pricks me with a Manticore needle she was hiding from me.
Double the Hellhound, double the smug, double the fun.
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>>15805734
It would be impossible for her twin sister to have the same weak spots, skills, smell, taste and moaning pattern as her. If she did, I guess I would tell her that she is a bad girl and shouldn't do that gain.
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>>15805714
She'd just drain him before she left.
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>>15805742
Are you implying that your Waifu wouldn't want you to fuck her twin sister as well anon?
Are you implying she wouldn't hold her sister down, force her legs open and tell you to go to town?
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>>15805734
Would never happen. If you really love a girl, you can tell her apart from her twin without even thinking about it. Even identical twins are not as identical as you think. Very slightly different height. Very slightly different build. Different marks. Different scars.
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>>15805734
It would never happen. I've got my waifu memorised right down to the smallest detail.
The pigment of her pawpads, the individual lines of colour in her irises, every blemish of her skin, where her fur grows a little thicker or thinner in areas. Even the sound of her breathing and heartbeat.
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>>15805741
Quicksilver please.
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>>15805759
>Very slightly different height.
5'11''and6'0''.jpg
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>>15805768
Anon no, Quicksilver is a degenerate daughteru dicker.
I want to dick twin sisters, not my wife and my daughter.
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I wanna watch the usually reserved Basilisk class-rep pig out on food during one of the four meals she has each year!
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>>15805751
She feels pity for her lonely sister, but I don't think sharing me would be an option. She is quite the possessive one.
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What would a Hamster girl be like? Would you a Hamster girl?
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>>15805780
But that's what happened in the story anon, his MG dicked twin Hellhound sisters. Pretty sure the only time there was oyakodon was his Kiki story.
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>>15805789
>His MG dicked twin hellhound sisters

What an unfortunate typo. That's implying, like, three things that'll cause shitstorms here at once
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>>15805789
I'd still rather not be compared to Quicksilver for reasons.
pretty sure he tried to push diaper shit or something at one point.
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>>15805750
No time anon!
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>>15805792
Oh please don't, you know I meant MC.
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>>15805787
Shortstacks!
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>>15805793
>spoiler
Yes, he did.
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>>15805787
I'd love a hamster girl like that. I'd bury my face in her flab and massage her thighs and stomach every day!
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>>15805793
That's the narrative the thread wants to spread, yes.
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Any ideas for doodles? I though about trying some characters from my ultra-shit saga that reached 300 physical pages, but fuck that.
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>>15805793
Not so much push it. His constantly sexually aroused jubjub had to wear one to avoid leaving snail trails everywhere.
It didn't factor into the story at all.
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>>15805787
This image creates great conflict with my penis.
>What would a Hamster girl be like?
Stocky or shortstacked Giant Mice-esque with small ears and tails.
>Would you a Hamster girl?
Of course.
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>>15805807
Hi Quicksilver.
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>>15805811
Summer clothes Wendigo
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>>15805814
*Giant Mice-esque girls
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>>15805734
>Breeding with the wife
>Her twin walks in
>Accidentally mistake her twin as your wife and think that you were actually having sex with her twin
>They run with it to mess with you
And that, son, is how I ended up having a threesome with your mother and your aunt
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>>15805819
Sex with Cheshire Twins would probably be mind blowing.
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>>15805807
Please.
>Hey guys should I do this?
>No x10

>Hey guys I did it. Should I post it?
>No x10
>Contrarian x1

>Okay, I posted it! Oh, didn't tell anybody that it was me or what it was when I posted it.

>Why is everyone so angry? I know what will make everything better! Let me write a thousand word post about how I love diapers but not like scat and stuff.

Doesn't take a brain surgeon to puzzle that out.
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>>15805825
>Tfw was thinking of Cheshire twins when typing that
That's it. Out
OUT!
OUT OF THE BRAIN!
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Feathered Tree Viper girl when?
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>>15805832
Now that's just overblowing it anon.
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>>15805837
It's not hard to get into your head when the sentence "They run with it to mess with you" is in there.
That's kind of what Cheshire Cats do.
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>>15805847
Damn. I wasn't aware I had a tell
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>>15805841
Never
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Will Latenight ever draw drawfairy stuck on a slice of pizza, begging for help as Anon gets lazy and such from a lack of peptalks?
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>>15805844
Not really. It's exactly how it happened. He got warned by a ton of people what would happen. Then he did it anyway. Then he posted it because of one person nagging and going "Fuck the thread. I wanna see it." like there always is whenever a writefag plays "I gotta secret and I'm not telling.". Then the place exploded at him.

What I find funny is the people trying to downplay the thing as unintentional when a week before he wrote it he posted diapers as part of a big /d/ fetish list from a greentext prompt. Then when he started he talked about the premise being jubjub with a diaper without any other plot details. Then he posted it.

I have no doubt that he dialed it down in the actual story because of the massive backlash when he presented the premise, but it's hilarious how he still kept it in at all and expected any kind of different reaction than what he got.

Anyway, the lesson is as it always is. Keep the /d/ shit to yourself and never listen to the one or two faggots that always try to sucker you into fucking yourself over. At least he seemed to learn that out of the whole thing.
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>>15805862
Stuck on a slice of pizza?
That's oddly specific
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Anyone got that picture of the boy, the monkey, and the dog being surrounded by really tall amazons/elves/something, and the hilariously mislabelled heights?
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>>15805963
You forgot there is also a bird. But no I dont have it.
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>>15805862
>>15805674

>drawfairy

That sounds like a good idea for a story premise:

Some author or mangaka or whatever is suffering creative block and crushing deadlines. He's burned out, exhausted, and lets his quality if life go to shit.

He then becomes a battleground between an art fairy (to inspire his work), a kikimora (to clean up his dump of a room, and prepare meals), and a weresheep or nightmare (to help restore him after all-nighters). All three trying to help him and/or husbandu him at the same time.

Would make a great sitcom for MGC prime time.
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>>15805963
I got you.
http://i.imgur.com/IIsZT9r.jpg
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>>15805987
Awesome, thanks!
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>>15805987
The thing is, I can never be certain whether that's parody or legit because there are actually communities of slightly shorter men who blame their height for their total lack of dating and career success.

It's a good thing that MGE is based on Japan, where everyone is half-a-foot shorter, so evenmanlets won't have a reason to complain anymore.
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>>15805987
I'm the same height as that bird apparently.
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>>15806023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzb3TcC6zkM
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>>15806007
I'm pretty sure that image is parody, based on the whole "manlet" meme, where if you're not above a certain, ever-increasing threshold of lankiness, then you're now effectively 4' tall.
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>>15806007
It's a /fit/ meme that's wormed its way onto other boards.
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>>15805987
>tfw 6'6
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>>15806064
>>15806063
Manlets pls
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>>15806068
Anon /fit/ has been steadily upping the average claimed height over the years, in due time Lebronlets will be used with sincerity.
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>>15806125
Cute.
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>>15806120
Pretty sure the current official /fit/ manlet threshold is at 6'8.
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>>15806125
>overmeme
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>>15806125
Pharaoh and Anubis as Pharah when?
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>>15806135
>tfw 8'0
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>>15806142
>Not Anubis as Pharah and Pharaoh as Mercy
>Because Imagining her using her snake as a staff to heal is mildly amusing
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>>15806152
Sounds like a pretty good role reversal. Like the anubis all blushing because she isn't used to the pharaoh supporting her, and the pharaoh's got a kind, slightly playful smile on her face as she heals her.
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>>15806161
And the Pharaoh patting a pouting Anubis on the head after being rezzed after getting sniped out of the air when using her ult
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>>15806184
Aw, now I want to get a whole bunch of little pictures of these two.
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>>15806125
But she's gonna hug the people she freezes!
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>>15806125
拥抱,不许走
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Are Harpies the biggest kidnappers of all MGs?

This MGC Channel 6 reporter files it under a positive ye-
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>>15805814
>This image creates great conflict with my penis.
It's only natural for human boys to be sluts to rodent girls.
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>>15806313
Just hide behind a door or something. They won't be able to come through the roof and won't be able to turn the door handle.
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>>15806317
Speak for yourself, there's only one thing I'm a slut for and it is not filthy rodents.
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>>15806322
Is it powerful older monster girls?
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>>15804630
>Black Dragon acid is lemony fresh smelling
>Implying it doesn't smell like bile and rot
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>>15806329
Mamono mana power.
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>>15806327
Only if they have that soft, fluffy fox mofu.
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>>15806329
Maybe she just likes to drink LOTS of highly concentrated lemonade?
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You have all those pansies tipping Holstaurs and the occasional Minotaur, but they are nothing compared to the real deal.
A real man goes Wurm tipping and doesnt return home till he has tipped atleast one Wurm. All it takes is 'borrowing' a buldozer at the local construction site, a decent aim and a little luck.

Just remember to bring a pie or two as distraction incase she wakes up.
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>>15806317
It's also because it's a Kirby character that has been turned into a cute girl.
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MGs wouldn't rape a man with Berserker Pack
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>>15806341
I tip the Chief god, Demon lord and her husband.
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>>15806317
>>15806322
I know what I'm a slut for.

The Lich Queen.
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>>15806341
You can't tip a Wurm with a bulldozer anon. Well, maybe a toddler Wurm, but then you'd just be a monster.
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>>15806349
I know what I'm a slut for, and you guys know too.
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>>15806348
All I can imagine is some guy popping out of hiding and pushing the demon lord and her husband out of bed during sleep sex before giggling and snorting while booking it for the nearest window.
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>>15806279
It's the perfect crime, she just wants to cuddle people into what she thinks is a deep sleep

No one wanted her hugs and cuddles before, but now they can't resist or run away
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>>15806353
Frog girls?
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>>15806353
Loneliness?
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>>15806351
Perhaps the Wurm thinks its a game, and pies are the reward?
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>>15806360
She freezes you when she hugs you, so you can't escape, and can't help but crave the relief of her warmth.
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>>15806353
Right hand-chan?
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>>15806363
Stop playing around, Anon. You know the answer.

>>15806369
What? No

>>15806375
Do you want a hint?
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>>15806373
Still, you'd ruin a perfectly good bulldozer.
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>>15806378
Cats? Are you a slut for cats? Big purring cat tits pressing against you while their hands play around with your body anytime they like?
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>>15806381
Cats are pretty good, but you've got that wrong.
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>>15806379
Have you ever seen a construction sight in MGC anon? Those Buldozers are there for show. It's all magic and a little muscle. There's several shouting Anubis running around, guiding the Minotaurs, Liches and Succubus to properly place what goes where. Meanwhile you have the Alice foreman who mostly sits at her little table drinking tea, yet everyone at the site always seems to respect her and does as she says.
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How does one best fix the Dryad?
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>>15806387
Is it dragons?
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>>15806390
That doesn't make bulldozers any less expensive anon.
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>>15806391
By not making them trap you in their tree.
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>>15806395
Yay. You got it.
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>>15806391
Give them huge butts and massive tits that can lactate maple-like milk.
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>>15806396
The Gremlins will fix them.
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>>15806374
>she hugs your frozen body tight so you can't run once you thaw
>she hugs a little too tight and gets violent trembles too
>she shares her scarf with you and makes you promise not to leave until you're both warmed up
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>>15806391
Make them black and have the ability to teleport behind people.
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>>15806416
Is this a reference?
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>>15806402
What do I win?
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>>15806426
What do you want? I can give you your favorite monster.
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>>15806432
I want an adorable minichuff.
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Uh-oh anon, it looks like she's making advances on you.
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>>15806125
This is lovely.

>>15806142
>>15806152
>Anubis as Pharah
Yes please! Helps that Pharah has an Anubis Armor Skin already.
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>>15806439
>Filename
Only tonight? No deal.

I'd rather something more...permanent.
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>>15806438
Next time you go to sleep, a minichuff will cuddle you and nuzzle your face.
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>>15806439
I don't do horsepussy.
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>>15806439
Gonna have her drink so much she'll miss the chance to bed me.
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>>15806447
But what if I want a jumbochuff!?
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>>15806439
I'll have to turn her down.
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>>15806455
>>15806461
>>15806471
Silly anons, thinking they can escape.
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>>15805733
>"Anon, get in the robot."
"B-but I don't want to hurt anyone else, Paladin-chan!"
>"Get in the Chief God-damned robot before I kick your ass for being a coward!"
>"Ara ara miss holier-than thou, are we bullying anon-kun again?"
>"We don't have time for this slut, there's an enemy out there and-"
>"Hey hey anon, why don't you get inside me instead? <3"

Yeah, i want this too.
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Thick Automatons in cute outfits!
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>>15806480
I'm not trying to escape, I'm just going to tell her flat out that I'm not interested.
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>>15806455
>He doesn't want to love a waifu, horsepussy and all
Fuck you guys, I'd be down to feeding her carrots and watching her ears wiggle-wiggle. Get your heads out of the gutter.
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>>15806480
But I don't want to abandon the dream!
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>>15806480
Red Oni? Is it like red bull? Does it have booze in it? If not, why not Red Taur? I now want a list of monsterized versions of products with extreme differences. I'd imagine deodorant and personal care products in MGC come in either 'clean and pure' mode or 'fuck me in the streets' options.
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>>15806439
I don't fuck horses, that sounds too close to a farm hand's/hillbilly's personal fantasy.
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>>15806470
You're getting both if you keep up like that.
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>"Hey Anon, wanna help me stretch?"
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>>15806490
I want automata in military, mass produced uniforms designed not to interfere with their gears or other inner workings. Black tank tops and cameo pants with no underwear!
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>>15806480
How can she invade my dreams if I'm the one invading hers?
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>>15806515
What if you combined an Automaton with Living Armor?
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>>15806514
>you will never experience American highschool life with or without the monster babes
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>>15806480
I want her to leave so I can continue to indulge my mofu addiction in my dreams, as well as out of them.
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>>15806521
You get arrested.
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>>15806506
I'm boring because all I can imagine with mg products is either/both
>incredibly convenient
>improves chance of sex, sex and after sex

Like having a cream that removes waxy ear so you can do earplay without being disgusting. Or painless/permanent hair removal massage for maximum skin on skin contact. Or toy sets that subconsciously influence children if you want to be insidious in your child grooming.
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>>15806518
You fell asleep first.

Like a Nightmare on Elm Street movie made by MGs.
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>>15806521
Well we all know where that heads.
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>>15806514
No.
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>>15806481
Wrong kind of Robot anon.
Anyone who gets in a Getter is a little bit crazy.
If anything I'd scare them the first time I shout out "Getter Beam!" at the top of my lungs.
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>>15806522
You aren't missing out. It's nothing like the movies, TV shows, and books depict.

Then again I went to a private school, so what do I know?
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>>15806528
I mean that's all already kind of in MGE with the dickbananas for kids and the fruits meant to assist with other kinks / corrupt people. Heck, demon silver even turns the DL's army into a mostly nonfatal force.

I just want examples of mundane shit, though. Like if you go into a Holstbucks for a cup of coffee, are the spidergirls all hung over? Is the barista making the milk herself? What if you want half-and-half? Is she offended if you request soy or coconut milk substitute?
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>>15806521
Nanomachines boya.
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>>15806551
>Billions of lewd nanites
Well this can't possibly end well. Remember how we thought lilims were OP? Imagine that shit, especially if they can self-replicate.
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>>15806557
I've already let rip on my Sergent Johnson. It just has to be this way.
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>>15806545
I've seen NGE, TTGL, Domon Kasshu's Gundam series, Escaflowne, and Gunbuster. Did I miss out on Getter robo?

Well, yeah. You're in a freaking mech. I thik that's the correct reaction.
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>>15806515
On the subject of MGE Automatons, what kind of magical material are their joints and fleshy simulacrum bits made from? I figure that Monster Mojo is already a component in their material make-up, but still.
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>>15806402
It's always fucking dragons I swear.
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>>15806581
Demon silver is known as a common material and the standard of the army, with the ability to damage spirit instead of body and defeat people without maiming them. We also have those crystals that store DE or SE and imprint upon the first people to use them. We already have potential weapons and energy source. I'd imagine the fleshy bits are not unlike golems in the way they're animated- those markings on them look like lettering, much like the written spell used with golems.
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>>15806590
Dragons are one of the most popular MGs after all.
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>>15806590
This line reminded me of "cobras. Why is it always cobras?" I now want a picture of Indiana Jones being molested by a bunch of cobra lamia.
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>>15806611
Today I just felt like pointing the obvious.
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Does anyone remember a greentext about a Succubus or something possessing a tsundere?
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>>15806575
Here's an example of Getter Robo at it's most fucked up. This is from the Armageddon OVA
https://youtu.be/gnaU0Q60MWE
I'd suggest starting with either the Shin vs Neo OVA or New Getter Robo. Shin vs Neo starts at the end of the old cheesy Anime, and New Getter Robo is more of a retelling of the original manga with less of the old anime Cheese.
Armageddon's the dark shit from the 90s.
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>>15806621
Which one is more popular? Undead or Dragon family?
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>>15806639
Dragon by a long shot.
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>>15806635
> oh look, the move like realbots, that's kind of-
> oh shit the mech is a behelit

Oh yeah, this'll be fun.
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>>15805593
Shirohebi doesn't have A in 'Riding'
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>>15806655
>oh shit the mech is a behelit
Sort of but not exactly. The mech is a parasitic being called an "Invader" and those faces are actually the entire population of a polar colony that it absorbed into itself to deter the heroes from killing it.
Ryoma Nagare, the guy in the Black Getter does not give one solitary fuck. Did I mention that Armageddon is the darkest Getter Robo series?
A Paladin and a Monstergirl would be horrified at the enemies a Getter would face.
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>>15806515
But what if a team of tactical vest and balaclava clad Automata break into anon's house and kidnap him for some 'intense group interrogation?'
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>>15806675
>Spoiler
So, they were technically dead, right? I mean, all I'm getting from that is it pulled the same kind of stunt that Freddy Krueger or that Absorbaloff faggot from Doctor Who where there's no reversing the process. Just faces crying out.
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>You will never be paid to bully Automatons.
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>>15806713
It wasn't something that could be reversed but they were very much alive and afraid.
Honestly what Ryoma did could be considered a mass mercy kill.
Wow this is getting depressing, here's some stuff from Super Robot Wars to lighten the mood.
https://youtu.be/x_xQ28v_Xq8
This is the kind of shit that would get warrior monstergirls crazy wet.
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>>15806746
No fuck you, we're going maximum depressing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBOcdz29Sw

>Drinking with Charon as you reminisce about meeting and loving your wife until the day she died
>Smiling at her when she asks you if it was all worth it, or if it'd be worth it to reincarnate and go through all that again
>Telling her one simple phrase, vexing a being that has never truly lived or known the warmth of love
C'est la vie.
>>
I'm glad my waifu is immortal so I never have to lose her.
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I want to hug and pet a smug baphomet.
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>>15806858
I want to hug and get pulled into a smug Shoggoth
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>>15806746
>Atsuku nare yume mita ashita o!
I love that melody. JAM Projects work on mecha stuff and Garo is the best.
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>>15806901
Nothing gets the Mecha girls going like JAM project.
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Coming next Summer...

The movie event of the year.

Based on the true story of a still uncaptured MGC criminal...

Yeti
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>>15806937
>"Your father never told you about your mother."
>"Daddy told me enough!"
>"Daddy told me that you hugged my mommy!"
>"No, baby yeti."
>"I am you mother!"

>"... Mommy?"
>"Honey!"
>[Hugging Ensures]
>...
>"...Oh come here, you big lug!"
>[Group Hug Ensures]
>>
>>15806937
>establishing shot of MGC
>blurred shape jumps between buildings
>BWAAAAAM
We thought we could stop her
>BWAAAAAM
>music picks up
>shots of people running away from something
>BWAAAAAM
We thought we could stop the hugs
>BWAAAAAM
We were wrong
>suddenly cuts to a black screen, silent
>fades in a dark shot of a decaying amusement park
>pally™ walks into the frame, his high-tech power armor shining even in the darkness
>footsteps closing in
>a huge furry leg obscures the shot
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
YETI
>>
>>15806901
Anon no don't make me want to fuck Getter-2.
>>
>>15806977
This post hurt me.
>>
>>15807007
It was on purpose so you have some healing time with your waifu.
>>
>>15807007
Then my job here is complete. I expect my pay in the mail, as usual
>>
>>15807013
But I don't have a waifu.

>>15807019
Not that kind of post, anon. I'm saying it disgusted me.
>>
>>15807031
Oh
I'm still getting paid, right? Don't you Tanuk's swindle me again!
>>
>>15807031
The go find one. I'm sure there is also a cute monster girl searching for you.
>>
>>15807032
I didn't ask for your services.

You will get no such pay, good day sir.
>>
>>15806901
Please refrain from posting autistic images.
>>
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>>15807050
>>
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because a salamander is an oppai loli, doesn't mean she can't have muscles.
>>
>>15807067
>Muscle oppai loli

You tread dangerous ground
>>
>>15807067
Just because a thread is flame retardant, doesn't mean you can't eventually make it burn.
>>
>>15807069
It'll only get more dangerous should one choose to ruffle her hair after she throws down a challenge.

>>15807071
But think of all the loli undines who'd have to put it out if you set it alight, you don't want to make them work do you?
>>
>>15807067
Who the hell is going to fight a kid? Also, it would be way too easy to win against her.
>>
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>>15807067
>muscle oppai loli
I do not understandu
>>
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>>15807075
They gon learn bout life and it's many realities.
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>>15807082
Just wait for her double cannon attack!
you'll be on the ground and at her mercy in no time!

>>15807087
Oppai lolis who lift.
All the softness of a large chest with hard abs and a compact form.

>>15807088
Please don't make them jaded.
>>
>>15807091
Gonna be so much jade we can recreate an ancient Chinese empire.
>>
>>15807091
I don't know, I rather go for her busty and tall onee-chan. Now that is something worth fighting for.
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