BURG
I think today I'll eat a burger!
Can frogs eat meat?
>>15783645
yes
>>15783645
Of course, they eat flies.
>>15783577
hey buddy, i think you got the wrong board, america culture's two blocks down
>>15783577
Pretty sloppy burger control.
First bite is bound to send the top bun sliding resulting in possible condiment, lettuce, and/or additional burger component loss.
>>15784634
It seems she's only good for birthing mikos.
>>15784634
>>15784647
There's no need to be so harsh.
Proper burger control is both a science and an art. It's not uncommon for amateurs to struggle with it initially.
>>15783577
Suwako can't eat the entire burg!
>>15785034
>>15783577
Too bad!
Hey there fellow burg people.
I'm trying Carls Jr for the first time, what should I get?
>>15785129
I've never eaten a burger out, only the ones my mom or I made!
>>15783577
Burgs are good.
>>15785307
>eaten a burger out,
Lewd!
>>15785129
Hamburger
>>15788602
While cute, the time to set up the picture means the food is cooling off and that's just shameful.
Shame shame shame!
>>15789498
I prefer to eat warm food.
Too cold or too hot distracts from the flavor.
Burgers are very cute. Possibly the cutest food around.
>>15789498
It took like 2 mins to set up. I don't know why you would think it took a long time.
>>15785034
Haha, she could eat MY entire burg!
It is because I would create it small and she could bite it small and finish it very soon!
I have to remember to make a small but filling burg for Suwacky!
>>15789498
Microwaves! It looks like a fast burg, anyway, so a microwave is proper for such a burg. Fast.
>>15794767
What place makes this combination? I would say the fries are store bag frozen due to being crinkle cut but small. However the bun color does suggest being a fast food place as well as the dome cup top. But the translucent large straw is atypical of such.
>>15802966
The burger looks home made (to me atleast)
The fries look frozen
and the ice cream looks like it's from McDonalds (that's not a straw, it's one of their special plastic ice scream spoons but it's not the right color for McD's either"
There's some serious sluething needed to decipher this meal. Unless anon has fast food cups and ice cream spoons on hand this is just bizarre.
Exhibit B, a picture taken by the same anon (note the green stripe on the plate). This to my eyes looks like a meal from Five Guys, fries and all, but obviously he poured his own milk. But that's what makes the first picture so strange, it's another burger meal but NOT 5Guys. Now, the mystery here iswhy would you eat a burger without going to Five Guys? If you've got money to burn on dolls you've got dosh to spend on quality hamburgs
Nothing is adding up.
>>15805785
Wrong pic, fuck me
This is Exhibit B
>>15805785
I don't have anything to add, I just wanna say I love it when /jp/ puts on their detective hat.
>>15805785
I don't think it is a spoon because it is round not squared off. It is more like the wide straws that Tea places do.
Reading this thread left me craving for burg, so I made one.
I'm feeling pretty good right now!
>>15794767
It was not a fast burg, it was a slow burg.
>>15805790
They are both from the same place, and I got different burgs and fries each time.
Five Guys is shit. SHIT!
>>15806462
I haven't had a burg in quite some time. As much as this thread gets me craving for one, there are just so much better stuff out there than a burg.
>>15806536
>and I got different burgs and fries each time.
What place has two different kinds of fries? That is madness.
>Five Guys is shit. SHIT!
No u!
>>15806536
>It was not a fast burg, it was a slow burg.
Oh, I see.
I thought it was fast burg because the bun looks like fast bun.
Good burg!
Why wasn't I born in the Greatest Country on Earth?
>>15806596
They got sweet potato fries too.
You guys ever ate at Mugshots? Probably mutt favourite place to grab a good burg
Advertising "culture"
Barbecue grilling your own hamburgers is a wonderful experience, but you have to wash the grease off your glasses afterwards.
>>15783577
Suwakp is enjoying a Human VIllage Traditional Big Burger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awT8oZgGtUU
I ate 2 little burgers.
Why are anime girls eating burgers so hot?
>>15819117
Cultural imperialism. They've forsaken their own in favor of our enormous American meat.
>>15819117
It'll forever remain a mystery.
>>15785074
What a sad picture.
>>15819474
We can rebuild her burg. We have the technology.
>>15805790
You can tell this isn't Five Guys from the bun. It is too dark. I see why you may have thought it was because it was squashed (although not enough). But it is too large, five guys buns do not extend off the patty.
burgers digesting in Touhou bellies!
Today is a good day for burg!
I want to feed burgs to a 2hu!
burg....
>>15837216
Wrong webm but still relevant.
I thought I had the webm of this guy >>15822302 lining up burgs in front of his 2hus, but I don't.
>>15837216
it's salisbury steak, do you even chinese cartoons
burg
5 cent burg
the burg is the life
>>15846970
who is this meat muncher?
>>15849571
re zero, you shitwad
pizza
>>15851459
what sort of family name is zero?
Tenshi eating finger
pudding
>>15858335
This thread is about burgers but I'll accept the discussion of pizza too.
burg
>>15867226
Pizza is good.
>>15870862
Gross man, are you eating pizza with milk? that's disgusting.
>>15870962
Cheese is already a milk product. If he had a pizza with no cheese, then you would have a very good reason to complain.
I think it's unfortunate, to see people eat pizza with cheese on them. Cheese blocks the flavor of the bread and sauce.
>>15871445
>Cheese blocks the flavor of the bread and sauce.
Then eat bread sticks with dipping sauce.
>>15870962
What? I am not eating or drinking anything here.
da frog is eating da borgor
Gotta nother burger for me? Freezing all those frogs sure worked up a hunger!
>>15875426
Here ya go.
>>15871445
>I think it's unfortunate, to see people eat pizza with cheese on them
what the fuck
They've gone too far
>>15872998
No, I'll have real cheeseless italian pizza marinara
>>15878799
That's not even a burg any more.
Praise the burger
/r/ing remilia eating a burger for my friend that lost his cute image
>>15889520
>>15882189
i like this pic
I really want a big ass burger right now.
Damn this thread for making me hungry.
>>15899010
same here burgbuddy
>>15899196
that's not a burg
Posting a picture of my favorite hamburger
Delicious!
>>15904911
Sorry, not sure how it ended up in my burg folder
feed me a burg
>>15912665
eat me up bb
>>15875426
Pls no bullying the god of the breasts.
>>15905649
And that is no burg either
It is clearly fellatio fish
>>15915537
All burgers aren't made equal.
>>15915542
Fair dues
>>15915546
>>15915554
Please explain this meme to me.
>>15916351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c9v4OvYZfM
>>15928658
I ate one today.
I went to my favorite burger place today, they had a special with cheese sauce dip, bacon and onion rings with any meal for cheap.
>>15898937
Me too
>>15933598
that ass is meant to take dicks
burg
>>15956949
At least take the wrapper off you idiot!
What do you put on your burg?
>>15958420
Onion rings when I can get them
Other than that not too much
People put too much on burgers all at once, fewer toppings are better
>>15783577
>>15915537
That's a McChicken. Fish Fillet has steamed buns, tartar sauce and half a slice of chees
I had a burg today and now my tummy hurts.
>>15783702
k-kowai
>>15976492
>>15976496
Ya-Yamete! Don't eat that burg so dramatically!
>>15973641
Me irl
>>15974961
Eat slower next time. Maybe the burg was too greasy.
>>15981012
I'll eat kyouko dramatically!
livin in the burgs
>>15991142
is this what a poor person's dream house is like? it's a bit childish.
>>15837236
One month late, anon delivers. I hope your local burger joint has better service.
>>15846970
That's canadian berg judging from those pennies. It should have ordered poutines.
>>15783577
The regular size is far too big. You'll never finish it.
>>15858690
A Canadian dub name.
>>15783577
Sounds pretty good!
>>16002838
Maybe if Chihaya ate some real American food she would have big tits!