How would each 2hu respond to being asked for Paizuri?

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Byakuren puts a giant bug on your dick!

>>15761169
"No."

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I believe a course of having the ever loving crap kicked out of you would ensue in her case.

>>15761283
Jokes on you, being beaten up is my fetish.

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"Ara ara. Come here, then~."

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>>15761169
hey bro

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>>15761283

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>>15761169
>Buuuu~

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>>15761283

>>15762269
>>15761699
>>15761283
>ywn be Yuugi's fuck toy

>>15762111
I hate when they make the fangs flesh colored. It looks like they have a fucked up lip

>>15762432
I don't have a problem with it but it's weird that they do that

>>15761283
I think Yuugi would respect your honesty and boldness, but purposefully make it unpleasant by crushing your dick.

>>15761169
She would accept since we are already married, you silly!

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Shit opening picture, dude.

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Posting my favorite boobhu

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>>15764727
good taste

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>Other thread about 2hu Oppais
well...

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>Yuyuko will never wake me up with a teasing paizuri
Why the fuck do I even still bother standing up in the morning?

Quoting my fate, by the way.

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>>15761169
Her initial reaction would be something like this

>>15762414
Why even live?

Also who are you quoting?

>>15764753
tfw this artist doesn't draw more of his delicious Patche.

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"...You'll have to provide the semen sample yourself, by hand."

>>15761169
Thanks, i have grown a tumor the size of my fist because of this thread.

>>15761169
Imagine asking Reimu for paizuri and having it ruin your life because you become known as "that guy who tried to fuck Reimu's tits"

>>15766282
>you become known as "that guy who tried to fuck Reimu's tits"
A fitting title for a noble quest

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>>15766282
But, anon, she's massive. Imagine getting your rod between her sarashi and her melons.

>>15764834
I never considered Raiko a boobhu, but now…

https://exhentai.org/g/970343/ce9b71d5f2/

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She'd want to know more about "pae-zurry" I speak of.

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>>15766282
>"that guy who tried to fuck Reimu's tits"
I'd kill for that title. And let's not discount the slight chance of years of moderate seclusion catching up with our favourite shrine maiden.

someone write another lewd paizuri story!

>>15768134
Where is the first one?

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Alice paizuri story please!

>>15768253
The previous thread.

>>15768342
I don't see any paizuri in the archive.

>>15768267
Do you want purple prose or a little more sensible?

>>15767088
Raised eyebrow is one of my favorite tags along with uneven eyes.

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>>15761169
"Why would have thought you'd be broken so easily? You can't even resist me any more, can you?"

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>>15769634
Yuuka is the definitive paizuri touhou.