Marrying Youmu!

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Hell no.

>>15701202
Abandoning her at the altar! What a fucking loser!

Why is /jp/ so mean

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>>15701202
If I marry her, will I be married to her ghost half as well?

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>>15701202
Youmu would be an amazing perfect anal wife!

"I don't"

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>>15701232
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>>15701338

Don't bully Youmu!

She's Xtreme!

>>15701374
Xtremely unlikable.

I wonder if Mr. Peterson is still around.

her true love is yuyuko

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If you marry Youmu, you marry her feet as well!

>>15702005
Her true MOM is Yuyuko.

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>>15702028
I'll do it then!

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>>15701271
Because /jp/ is full of bitter losers who wouldn't be able to find happiness even if it came up and whacked them over the head with a shovel.

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>>15701202
can make for a proud and very much Grand dad

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>>15702145
Do you have any idea how heartbreaking it is to find happiness only for it to whack you over the head with a shovel?

>>15702145
Youmu is a cute loving housewife!

>>15701202
>Marrying Dorks

>>15702372
Shovels are among the many things that Youmu's sword can cut.

>>15702030
Can I marry her mom instead?

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>>15702421

Woah! I better marry Youmu then, she could definitely protect me from Happiness and his shovel!

Rather not marry a dork

>>15702028
>tits on Youmu

Disgusting.

Marrying Youmu!
Abusing her at home!
Denying her sex!
Sleeping around with less dorky girls and being purposefully found out!
Driving Youmu to suicide!

>>15702711
I like your style.

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Why not

Call me a newfag, but why do you people keep calling Youmu a dork?

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>>15703525
Because she is a dork, you newfag.

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I want to tell Youmu that she's beautiful!

>>15703645
Did she break her back?

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>>15702711
N-No!

STOP!

You have to be nice to Youmu! Be a good husband to her!

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>>15703645

Dislocating Youmu's hips!

Beating her up and making her cry!

>>15705301
No! I will com home drunk every day and beat her black and blue while calling her a worthless half-ghost bitch!

>>15702433
Do you REALLY want to adopt Youmu as a daughter?

Think about this.

>>15702711
You're the guy who wrote the Hatate one, aren't you?

>>15705807
Pounding Youmu's hips!

Knocking her up and making her scream!

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>>15706001
NO! Youmu is for love!

ear eat

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>>15706842
Youmu is for love and cooperative combat too!

>>15706842
Nope, I'm going to control her movements and prevent her from meeting her friends and relatives!
Youmu will be socially isolated, she will surely kill herself by our fifth anniversary!
Coming home to find Youmu hanging in the bathroom!
Not giving her a decent funeral!

>>15706011

No that was me, I was copying his writing style.

>>15707623
You're just as meany

She's a girly wife!

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>>15709146
I'm not even getting mad at you, because I KNOW you're not serious!

Youmu is adorable and lovable! If you had a Youmu, I know you would love her and take care of her! Stop being a bully!

Kissing Youmu's belly!

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>>15710530
She's cute!

>>15710591
She is 3D, she cannot be cute

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>>15710591
>>15710511
Why is this allowed?

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>>15710511
Holy shit gross, GTFO.

>>15710511
Congratulations, your picture made me lose all drive towards wanting to abuse Youmu. Who the fuck would want to abuse something so disgusting?

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JUST

>>15710600
>>15710680
>>15710752
>>15710762

She is a very cute female girl!

Stop!

>>15710803
I'm sorry that you got tricked into having a 3DPD girlfriend, and a ugly one at that, but please don't associate her with someone as cute as Youmu and don't do that on the jay

>>15710819
I'm surprised by the negativity towards her! I don't have a girlfriend, but I would definitely date that Youmu. I think she is very cute, and I would cuddle with her all night!

>>15711131
She may only be a cosplayer, but she's kinda cute and has commendable taste in characters.

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Making Youmu hold her bladder for hours and hours when it's so full that it hurts!

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>>15712784

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>>15712789

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>>15712791

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>>15712798

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>>15712800

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>>15712784

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>>15712784
She's been ready to bust all day long, and no relief in sight!

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>>15712784

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>>15712784
Thank you based Narumiya for this myon fetish

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>>15712839

Treating Youmu like a lowly pet!

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Where should I take Youmu for a date?

>>15717439
Mystia's.
She gets blinded, so you can do what you want with her.

>>15717439
Haunted house

>>15717439
Place full of /jp/sies

Guess what will happen next

>>15717439
My house, I got some hot wheels, a pool, and NES!

>>15717455
She would be so scared, could you imagine how tightly she would cling to you? If she gets too scared to move you could pick her up and princess carry her or something, that's so romantic!

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>>15717439
Maybe a park? Heard the weather is nice in gensokyo

>>15717476
Sex on the open field with Youmu!

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>>15717471
>>15717476
Both of these would be great!

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How many dates would it take to bed Youmu?

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>>15717673
As many as it takes to reach the alter! Consummating a life long marriage with Youmu!

>>15717673
Not even one or rather on the first one!

>>15717673
Depends on whether you use drugs/alcohol or not.

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>>15717673
It takes quite a bit! Youmu is nervous about sex, and very prude! But if she likes you a lot, eventually she will want some cute sex!

>>15717673
One date.

My house
My Couch
Watching the original Ghostbusters
A little tipsy and some sexual innuendos

>>15722104
Youmu might like the feminist themes of the new Ghostbusters, though!

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>>15722112
you shut the fuck up

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>>15722114
Youmu is a girl, though! She would like to see strong women in movies!

>>15722155
Youmu already is a stronger woman than those actresses, she wouldn't be that impressed.

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>>15722112
Get the fuck out!

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>>15717439
A palm tree!

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>>15717673
Until she gets a stomach ache!

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>>15722653
That's horrible!

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>Big tit Youmu
please no.

>>15722638
Hanging from a palm tree sounds like a very romantic date indeed.

>>15726150
Hanging coons from trees is NOT a good romantic date!

>>15726437

But it is fun for all the family???!!!

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>>15702433

You're my father-in-law!

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>>15726144
Not always a bad thing... Depending on size

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Youmu's got a gun!
Youmu's got a gun!
Her whole world's come undone!
From looking straight at the sun!
What did jaypee doooooooo...?

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Youmu is out on the prowl romancing nubile young maidens! Are you a bad enough dude to try and stop her?