Heh, I'm gonna' scare the heck out of these nerds!

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NOOO!!! WAIIIIT!!

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>>15690344

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>>15690366

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>>15690371

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>In the end /jp/ wasn't scared

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>>15690374

>>15690375
Nu uh, my friend mister D stood straight up.

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>>15690344
Not scared but could you fix a sword that this acquaintance dropped off, for me?

>>15690874
Does /jp/ even know?

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>>15690344

>>15690344
I'm gonna fuck that umbrella.

I'll be very scared if you suck my dick!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzvfr7urWY4

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Surprise! Kogasa is a filthy lesbian!

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>>15690366
>>15690371
>>15690374
>>15690377

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>>15708237
Surprise tits!
My favorite.

>>15708754
Continue

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I wonder what's inside this portal. Maybe you should take a look Anonymous.

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>>15712301

>>15690365
"A-ANOOOOON! I'm f-freakin' naked in here! Awawawawawa! G-Get out!"

Honkin' honkers

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Kogasa's Tatas

>>15712301
Hm? Oh, that's just Kogasa.

>>15712439
HOLY SHIT MOOOOOODS

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Kogasa overeats!

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>>15714347
An obese Kogasa would be a surprise, but not of the pleasant kind.

Kogasa is so cute!

How would she react if I confess my love for her and ask for marriage?

>>15718680
She would turn bright red, start sweating, and be stuttering!

Secretly, she loves you too!

>>15690344

So, you're a youkai that doesn't eat people, and has no super-human strength? Are you sure it's safe for you to be wandering out in the woods alone?

>>15721150
Good! If the love is shared, can we go straight up for the fucking?

>>15721178
>and has no super-human strength?
[citation needed]

>>15721321
I want to bury my face in Kogasa's butt, feet, and hamstrings!

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"Huh? You like me?" Kogasa tilts her head to the side, flashing you a bright smile while giving her umbrella a spin. "Ehehe, I like you too, Anon-kun! We're friends!"

You shake your head and try to explain. Kogasa tilts her head to the other side with a confused look. "More than friends? I don't get it, what's more than friends?" You gesture to a village couple walking hand in hand with their cheerful child.

"Oh! I see." Kogasa takes on a serious expression and leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone. "You want us to kidnap a human child and raise it as a pet together. It'll be tough-" She cuts herself off at your negative facial expression. This girl can't be this naive?

You say it flat out, confessing your feelings. Kogasa's cheeks redden and her eyes go wide, nervously fidgeting with her umbrella. "Ah-h, lovers? You mean, like, you and m-me? Doing *that* sort of thing, together?" She looks around, quietly "awawa"-ing, before finally locking eyes with you with a resolute stare and, with a swallow, purses her lips while closing her eyes and leaning in to you. Your heart flutters as you close your eyes to meet her, pressing your lips to-

A wet, rubbery wall of cold slick bumps greets you, your eyes immediately shoot open and you let out a muffled gasp as the red wet surface presses hard against your face and smothers you. The sudden resistance causes you to stumble back and land your behind on the ground, you look up to see a large red tongue hanging out of Kogasa's umbrella. Kogasa herself has a triumphant grin, bending down with a wink. "Haha! I surprised you, didn’t I! Haha!" She backs up and spins on one leg while you bring yourself to your feet, feeling heat building in your cheeks and ears. As you look around you see chuckling and shaking heads among the villagers watching the sudden spectacle. Maybe it was foolish of you to try to attempt romance with someone not human. It's not like you ever had a chance with regular girls.

"Hey, Anon-kun!" You turn your head and clench your jaw in preparation for more of Kogasa's gloating.

*Chu* A light blue blur rushes up to meet your face and suddenly there is warm softness on your lips, a gentle scent of flowers after a light rain, and after a fleeting eternity the kiss breaks and Kogasa lowers herself off her tip-toes and sticks out her pink tongue. A mischievous twinkle in her eyes. "I surprised you again," she whispers. Before you can find words to respond, she takes your hand and starts walking side by side with you, going nowhere in particular.

>>15732106
Why do you do this? What do you have to gain from reminding me I'm without Kogasa in this life.

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>>15732133
I'm just sharing my pain.

Sorry.

>>15732221
Kogasa's butt! Does she even realize how lewd that is from down here?

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>>15732106
please write more like this
I don't even know where I'd look to find nice second person stories like this outside of /jp/ threads where anons do it on whims

>>15732541
LMAO

Kogasa would probably be one of the easiest 2hus to fuck, maybe even the easiest. She's got a lot of self esteem issues you could take advantage of.

>>15735636
That's not Parsee.

>>15732106
Please write something more lewd

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"Ah-h... so we're really doing this," Kogasa mutters as you sit down next to her on the bed. "Anon-kun doesn't mind if it's with..." You press a finger gently to her lips and assure her you're fine doing this, and it's okay if she doesn't feel ready.

"N-no! I mean, yes! I'm ready!" Her blue bob of hair shakes as she gives a determined nod to you. You begin by reaching down and slowly removing a geta from a foot. "Eh heh, that tickles, Anon-kun." You slide your hand up, marveling at the warmth and smoothness. "Oh... oooh! Please, don't go so fast," she coos, but your hand has already reached-

"W-wait! Slow down!" Her hand cups your cheek and she guides you until you're facing Kogasa, her eyes glittering in the low light. She plants a lingering kiss on your lips, less chaste than your first and with a sweet dampness of her tongue added. Her heart-melting expression lets you know she's ready for you.

You press forward, feeling surprising resistance, Kogasa throws her arms around your neck and grips you tightly. "A-anon-kun! Nnn, you're spreading it open!" You feel yourself being pushed back, and almost a sort of electric energy running through. The tension is incredible, and you feel like something is about to give.

"Ahh! Noo! Not inside!" Kogasa's sweet voice has reached a fevered crescendo. "Anon-kun, inside is bad-"

*WHOOMF*

"-luck..."

The purple umbrella in your hands blossoms open, large red tongue lolling out. It seems to almost shudder in your grasp. Kogasa sits beside you panting softly, arms still draped around your neck, burying her face in your shoulder.

Kogasa lets out a satisfied sigh. "Haaa, it feels so much different when you do it, Anon-kun~"

Foreplay with a karakasa obake is kind of strange.

Kogasa suddenly sits herself upright and claps her hands together with a giggle. "Okay! Now let me do yours!"

What?

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>>15718680

>>15746752
Would she actually hug me, or would she let me fall to surprise me?

>>15746759
Wouldn't you be more surprised by someone offering you genuine warmth?

>>15722057

Reimu overpowered her easily in Wild and Horned Hermit, and while Reimu isn't exactly weak physically, she's not Hulk Hogan level fit either.

It sort of makes sense; it's relatively easy for a person to take apart an umbrella.

>>15746793
Sorta sad that I can't deny that.

>>15746987
>one of the most powerful characters in the settings kicked this character's ass!
>that means this character is weak as shit!
logic

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The thicc umbrella

>>15732106
That was insanely cute!
Thank you for that.

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>>15708754

Doing perverted things to Kogasa's innocent feet!

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>>15732106

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>>15746752
I want to make a spooky family with this umbrella!

>>15759656
But... You'd have to cum inside her to do that!

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Ahh! You surprised me!