hey~ this is a true woman

>>15684175
She needs to fix her hair up.

Does that mean she'll bear my children.

>>15684195
Her hair is perfect already, you double nigger.

how do her kisses and hugs feel like

>>15684175
I only see gardener Mima in there

>>15684175

funny, I don't see a woman. I just see garbage.

>>15684175
On a quest to top Inigo Jones in garden design?

>>15684303
bags of sunflower seeds

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You see a lot of stuff in the lore saying she's dangerous and brutal

But what did she do exactly?

>>15684418
probably a Hakurei ascendant or two and possibly Mima's mom may count as victims, who knows

>>15684433
>a Hakurei ascendant or two
And nothing of value was lost

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And THIS is what a true woman looks like when she's embarrassed to the max, trembling with a full-body blush! It's a pretty pathetic sight, actually. Pitiful.

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>>15684418
She's a "youkai-like youkai", and was probably a lot less restrained and more violent back in the day - but then, so was everyone. Gensoukyou, and the world in general, used to be a much more brutal place, and she was able to to stay at the top of the food chain during those times. Of course that reputation precedes her.

"In the lore", the only indication of her being brutal in modern times are some comments in the Gensoukyou Chronicle, which is known for being exaggerated. Still, even Akyuu says that she wouldn't bother hurting a human without serious provocation. From the rest of her entry, and all the stuff from PoFV, it seems like she's an older youkai who's come to appreciate more refined pastimes than old-fashioned brutality: gardening, danmaku battles, and teasing others with the kind of smug satisfaction that come from knowing that you could crush them with one hand.

A lot of the 'edginess' and ultra-violence you see associated with her is fanon.

>>15684418

She keeps all the weed for herself, that's what.

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>>15684175
That's just a talentless version of Raiko.

>>15684418
She's a mean bully in the older games.

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>>15686703
>>15686703
She's just having fun like everyone else. I think she's aware of her reputation as a scary youkai and plays with it by making comments like "a mist of atoms." Doesn't she follow up with "I couldn't do that, but I thought it would sound cool" or something?

Fighting seems to be a fun diversion for most of the characters, so it isn't abnormal that one of the most powerful would go out looking to duel when she's bored.
That's not saying she doesn't tease people and rub them the wrong way, she just knows she's doing it and ultimately doesn't mean any real harm.

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Yuka has a nice grin

Lotta Yuuka apologists in this thread.

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>>15688410
>apologists

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>>15688447

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

>>15688500
That's what happens when you have sex with snake youkai.

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>>15684666
Thanks for the explanation, Satan.

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>>15688410
>Lotta Yuuka apologists in this thread.
No such thing

Why on Earth would anyone like Yuuka? She is described as a horrifying megalomaniac and a compulsive liar. She also sent a group of her youkai underlings to attack a poor girl's home who can't even fly on her own.

>>15690384
She's cute and she can fill up Gensokyo with flowers. Much better than the horrible modernization of the Moriya gods.

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>>15690391
You speak the truth

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>>15689261
Me on the left getting my head caressed

>>15690384
A lot of people like Hillary, so go figure.

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>>15684219
Think you're man enough to sire children with this youkai?

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>>15690861
>implying

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Let's be honest.
She can't orgasm unless she is murdering you.

>>15691496
I don't give a damn as long as I get to make at least two kids with her. If she kills me while I Impregnate her with twins I'm fine with it.

>>15684665
Please stop posting this. Yuuka can't be embarassed, it isn't in her nature.

>>15690864
Hello young lady may I come in?

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>>15691496
We'll see about that.

>>15684175

You're never going to play with your children in the sunflower fields
You'll never cast your gaze towards their mother, sipping tea on the porch of your home, bathed in the radiant warmth of the summer sun
You'll never delight the glint of malice in her eyes, which hint to the divine horrors that she will inflict upon your body and mind, later in the coming night.

It hurts, jaypee. It hurts so much.

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How do I activate this woman?

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>>15694505

I married Yuuka. It was not nice the first 3 years.

>>15694547
-But then you got Youka!

>>15694574
She is a bully most of the times.

Best choice of my life.

>>15693680
Dozo~

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what is she gonna do

>>15694574
>>15694547
>>15694596
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=2&tags=kazami_youka

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>>15688396
>>15689261
>>15690740
>>15691496
>>15694607

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>>15684175
Who will win in a Fight

>>15696500
SPELL CARDS: On or off?
If On the Reimu will have to break the two of them up in around the seven day mark in the interests of getting some P & Q around the place.

If off, a toss up result; and a really gargantuan mess to clean up afterwards.

>>15696524
Off, definitely.

Shrine maidens shouldn't interfere in the matters of their elders.

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>>15694611
Youka is a miracle of the universe. Yuuka best mom

>>15696500

Isn't it basically impossible to win against Yukari if she thinks an actual fight is happening and really wants to win anyways?

Like, not even messing with cheat-tier borders, she could just stay miles out of range of the other fighter and still muster all her force through gaps.

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Y-yes Yuuka.

>>15697113
Yuuka is another tier of broken though.

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>>15684175
Isn't Yuuka insane

>>15701339
Insanely arousing.

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>>15701339
She's a youkai, and has lived for quite a long time. Naturally, she thinks quite differently than a human like you or me. Does that count as 'insanity'?

>>15701532
How does she think?

how would yuuka be as a wife

>>15701693
Do I look like a youkai to you?

>>15701706
the strongest wife

>>15701708
Yes

>>15701708
I don't know what you look like. You could be Yuuka.

>>15701735
How could Yuuka possibly be posting, she's in Gensokyo surrounded by flowers in a giant field and I don't even have internet

>>15701782
yuuka pls

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A cute, frisky, barefoot Yuuka wants to be snuggled!

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>>15701782
>I
Hm…

>>15701782
Marry me yuuka

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>>15701339

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>>15703050

>>15684175
its a cartoon character...

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>>15703361
You're a cartoon character.

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1/12

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I decided to combine them instead of dumping them all.

I want to have vicious sex with Yuuka.

I want to have gentle sex with Yuuka.

I want to have flower tea with Yuuka.

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I want to show Yuuka the sunflower slavs and let her have tons of friends.

>>15715839
Slavic Reimu and marisa

>>15718931
That's quite the accusation to make

How do you know they're not just relaxing in some comfortable, warm clothes?

>>15724191
the way they squat

If Yuuka being a sadist is just a dank meme, which 2hu would be the best choice for masochists?

>>15734632
Probably Satori. Mind Reading is pretty much the most sadistic power there is.

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>>15734632
Parsee or Banki. Neither likes humans very much, and they both have frustrations to vent.

>>15735035
So why does banki livebin the human village

I want Yuuka to fucking murder me.

>>15701782
fucking hell

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>>15701782
>I
Holy shit she exist

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>>15701782
Glad to see you're doing well, Yuuka. Please let me know if I can help with anything.

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>>15739881
Short answer is, we just don't know, and unless the DDCs get extra exposure in the manga or the next Akyuu book, we're unlikely to ever find out. My personal guess would be ready access to alcohol. I don't like to see Banki as a social creature, so I'm ruling out sentimental reasons.

Other possibilities are:
- A mole for the Grassroots Network (though we don't know for sure whether she's a member)
- Sheer coincidence of ending up in the village after arriving in Gensokyo, not unlike a certain snake in FS
- Other conveniences of living in a human civilisation
- Marginally more interesting than the middle of the bloody woods or a god damn lake

>>15746954
Isn't the grassroot network just a friendship club that's been glorified for no reason

>>15753638
IT'S A REAL MOVEMENT

DON'T YOU DARE LOOK DOWN ON EVERYDAY YOUKAI

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>>15715839
Like this?

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I want Yuuka.

>>15753783
I see a bunch of murderous subhumans and Yuuka.

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>>15753783
Mother Yuuka.

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>>15754366
But she's insane

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>>15760633
Please stop. Yuuka isn't edgy!

>>15760633
She likes flowers, I also like flowers, what can go wrong.

>>15760784
>>15761687
>This is the same woman who jokes about Genocide

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>>15684175
>hey~ this is a true woman
If you love Psychopathic woman

>>15766986
Fucker had it coming. KILL THEM BLOODY BASTARDS!

>>15766982
It was pretty G8 B8. Too bad Shinki didn't bite.

>>15754366
Paizuri in the rain with Yuuka!

>>15767170
I want to drink the water from her hair.

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I'll gouge my eye out for yuuka

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Yuuka just wants nice friends!

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super high school level gardener.

>>15769306
That fucking side mouth.

>>15769544
>Jp still refuse to see Yuuka as a insane man eating youkai

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>>15772608
Half of /jp/ is comprised of masochists that want to be beaten and raped by her (But actual death is too far for them, for obvious reasons), so that's not surprising

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Terrifying.

My hot, smelly semen, on Yuuka's breasts.

>>15772608
She's not though.

>>15697711
Explain this to me, /jp/.

How is Yuuka in a next level of broken?

>>15778411
She is literally an unstoppable force.

>>15778425
>>15778411
I love Yuuka, but realistically, she's not that broken. As far as special abilities go, manipulating flowers isn't particularly powerful, and while she's extremely physically strong, that doesn't mean as much in a world of magic and other bullshit.

>>15780499
Bro she's a capable magician

>>15774497
I want her to bite and gnaw on my dick every day until I give her my fertilizer.

>>15780499
>I love Yuuka
Evidently not enough to know much about her, Secondary-kun. She's a youkai. Every youkai's apparent power is based on their spiritual power, regardless of their physical strength. Yuugi is renowned for her strength among oni and other folks interested in that, but she's regarded as a powerful youkai because of her spiritual power, which is what is of real consequence in Gensokyo. Yuuka's temperament and social standing make it apparent that she is incredibly powerful, and among youkai like her that means she is spiritually powerful.

>>15734754
Satori treats Rin and Utsuho as her pets despite both of them having human-level intelligence, so she's canonically sadistic!

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>>15784864
>>15782945
Nice try, but no.
>This ability [to manipulate flowers] is more of an extra; she truly possesses extremely high youkai power and physical abilities.
>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.
Sure, she's a 'capable magician' to the same extent that everyone who's anyone is Gensoukyou is, but compared to others in that category, she's not 'broken' in the least. High spiritual, magical, or youkai power is great and all, but against those who can also freely manipulate time, space, life and death, the mind, or the power of gods themselves, it doesn't mean much. Those kind of truly broken abilities are what make powerlevel discussions in Touhou so retarded and pointless; Yuuka's ability of just being really strong (be it physically or spiritually) doesn't come close.

It doesn't matter though. A character doesn't have to be the strongest to be the best.

>>15786421
Listen to this anon he know what he talks about

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Does Yuuka even understand the term "cash crop"?

>>15787000
Youkai give precisely 0 fucks about economic theory.

>>15787074
Provide the proof.

For me, the true women are in the idol and jav threads.

>>15684666

...So, she won't rip your head off if you bruise the leaf of one of her sunflowers?

>>15787280
She's a filthy youkai

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Only someone cuhraizee would hurt Yuuka's flowers on purpose.

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>>15787309
Probably not. I get the impression that, while she certainly wouldn't lose sleep over ripping someone's head off, she also wouldn't bother to do so to an ordinary, weak human with no ill intent. Politeness would get you a long way, too.

>>15787326
"""""proof"""""

>>15787477
Also it's more fun to scare them if it comes to it.

It's all about respect and Yuuka can easily command it if only from fear.

>No Yuka and Friends
Come on guys
https://youtu.be/PR86GMK1Akw

>>15787570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsEzFNBWi4
Yuuka did nothing wrong.

>>15786421
>>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.
She has the potential but rather goes physical.

Tons of stuff lead to Yuuka being more than just a power house in the physical realm, but sadly some of that is limited to PC-98 and that shit is in limbo.

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>>15684175
She likes them """Master Sparks""" in her.

>>15795664
Why isn't she a Mother

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>>15795977

>>15684175
youkai are not people

>>15684418
She bullied Reimu until Reimu was so angry that she broke into her home.
Also her lines in MS aren't exactly painting her as pure and innocent maiden either.

>>15687116
>Doesn't she follow up with "I couldn't do that, but I thought it would sound cool" or something?
She says something like "it would be cool if that actually happened", alluding to how her mansion isn't actually a place that dissolves people, but she'd like it to be that way.
She's every bit as dangerous and violent as she seems.

>>15684666
>genocide is just another game, it doesn't make a difference whether it's human or makai residents

>>15787309
No.
She's very polite, at least when she interacts with humans. Ripping someone's limbs off over an accidentally torn leaf is anything but that.

Yuuka is my favorite 2hu but I can't bear reading secondary shit about her, because it's always "sadist meme yuuka" or "sweet yuuka who would never do anything to anyone" or "isn't actually so tough after all and just wants to be loved Yuuka"

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>>15798654
Stuff from the PC-98 days doesn't count. And even so, everyone was edgy back then.

>>15798754
It clearly does in that case.
Yuuka and Reimu both remember LLS.

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Yuuka a kawaii

>>15798697
I like master spark strong Yuuka!

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>>15786421
The thing about broken Touhou abilities is that they're never backed up with enough strength to use them to their utmost. Plenty of Touhous have powers that seem all-encompassing at first, but are quite limited in practice. Even Yukari isn't omnipotent, even if her ability says she should be. Yuuka has a lame ability, but she's so overflowing with sheer power that she could beat almost anyone in a fight, and that's simply the end of it. That fact informs her whole personality.

>>15799018
>That fact informs her whole personality.
She's much like Mima in how she should be full of shit, but somehow she can back up everything she says.

>>15786421
I doubt that Yuuka would even shrug, if someone stabbed her a couple times, she has beaten a goddess leagues above Kanako and Suwako without even trying and she also very obviously does not posess any human features other than her shape.

Abilities don't mean anything at all when you don't have the power to back them up.

>>15798800
But she's not. She's a bloodthirsty monster who rivals the strongest youkai in the land

>>15800266
Her outward appearance, they mean. This is true, regardless of what she is beneath that veil of a human body, that Yuuka is cute.

>>15800266
That's just banter.
She never actually hurts anyone who doesn't deserve it. And she's not bloodthirsty, that genocide line was clearly just banter.
Sure, she's a bit of a bully, but who isn't?

Basically, she's like a gensokyo version of the archbishop of banterbury

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>>15800553
>>15800608
Tell that to the six million humans she killed

>>15806367
now you're just making up shit

>>15806367
why is this Yuukarin dressed like a pure and honest tengu? is it halloween in Gensokyo?

>>15806684
That's Tengu Yuuka

Yuuka comes in many variations and configurations order your new Yuuka today.

Just in:
>Wizard Yuuka
>Christian Yuuka
>Spinning Yuuka
>Red Yuuka

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>>15806767
Can I has a Yuuka-tan?

>>15806838
Sleepy Yuuka is unfortunately unavailable at the moment.
Please understand

>>15799018

Yukari isn't omnipotent because she deliberately maintains the "barriers" to her limitations. She's someone that has access to the universe's figurative command console, but only ever uses it to cheat at games, as opposed to rewritting the laws of reality at will - most likely because stronger entities would be really unhappy if she did.

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Yuuka is one of the strongest Youkai. Possibly the strongest, but having power level arguments for Touhou is ridiculous given the fact of the matter that any real fight between characters comes down to whoever has the drop on the other person, except for Reimu, who has plot armor.

But we're not here to talk about that. We're here to talk about why Yuuka is the pinnacle of womanly virtue. So why do you like Yuuka? I like her Youkai-like nature, and her truly wild nature. She represents, to me, the last bastion of truly untamed wilderness in Gensokyo.

>Yuuka
It's Yuka, you fucking imbeciles.

>>15807006

Yuca?

>>15807026
Yooca

>>15806954
She also used it to make Eirin pee her pants, which was funny.

>>15807006
It's Youxiang, tho.

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>>15807006
>Mystic Square - 怪綺談.TXT
>幽香（ゆうか）

>Phantasmagoria of Flower View - キャラ設定.txt
>風見　幽香（かざみ　ゆうか）
>Kazami Yuuka

Safe to say, it's Yuuka. Nice try though.

>>15786421
Nice try, but Akyuu is full of shit

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I want her to bully me

>>15808333
Nice try yuuka.

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Do you think she can hold a conversation

>>15814547
Yes, though as a Youkai what she might consider entertaining and worth talking about and what you would will likely be very different.

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Once again, THIS is a true woman!

A truly EMBARRASSED one! Poor Miss Yuuka. Her body is on display, and it couldn't be any more obvious how humiliated she is. Her face is red, she's sweating and shaking, her vagina is tingling as embarrassmentjuice is dripping down her legs... She's so embarrassed, her BUTT is blushing as well as her face!

How embarrassing for poor Miss Yuuka.

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Yuuka has some of the sexiest feet of any Touhou, in my opinion!

Big, but not so big that they look mannish. Thick and firm. Very well shaped. Very soft too! She paints her toenails either green or red depending on her mood, which is appealing. And of course, they smell just right!

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>>15816989
Welcome home

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>>15817146
Thank you!

I love flustered Yuuka!

>>15815378
What are hot topics among youkai?

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The sunflowers are almost all dead now.

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>>15817674
Never.

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>>15817674
That's okay, it just means it's time to move on to the next season.

>>15766986
What's the relation between 2hu and Killing Floor?

>>15817202
Scary things. They like talking about favorite ways to torment and kill humans, as well as anything in their area of expertise. Yuuka, for example, might be interested in talking about planting methods and the use of human corpses as fertilizer.

Is Yuuka really physically strong? She is no doubt have strong magic power bein inventor of master spark and able to create a pocket dimension but is there any proof that she also physically strong too?

>>15818449
The first KF had Touhou character mods.

>>15684175
Thats my girlfriend dude

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Getting hugged by Yuuka, and feeling her squishy, meaty milkbags press against you!

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what's cha got there

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>>15774521
Spooky.

>>15828932
I want Yuuka to just stare at me for hours, thinking of doing lewd things to me!

>>15828905
So who you killed?

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Reminder that Yuuka has green eyes.

>>15828932
Wh-What is she doing?

>>15832162
Reminder the game is non-canon

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>>15836224
reminder that you can go fuck yourself, because Sleepytime Yuuka is the best

>>15836224
Reminder ZUN said PC-98 is canon as long it doesn't clash with windows lore.

>>15836282
>Reminder ZUN said PC-98 is canon as long it doesn't clash with windows lore.
Wouldn't that imply Yuuka did commit those atrocities?

>>15686703
i would bully her with my dick

>>15840667
Well, yeah.
That's the sort of person Yuuka is.
The one with the sickest banter in gensokyo.

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>>15842121
You think she would kill a person for shits and giggles?

>>15845376
She's a youkai.

>>15816989
holy FUCK dude her body is hot. i wanna lick her sweaty underboob

>>15845376
No, you can't banter with a corpse
She only threatens and cripples people.

>>15845376

That isn't fun though under any definition, unless said person was actively making her life harder.

>>15845376
She can't kill anyone due to the rules but she still loves to bully the fuck out of everyone, both humans and youkai fear her. In fact in PoFV Shiki is all like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" on her.

>>15846546
I think that's more about how Yuuka should be dead.

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>>15846559
She should be dead. She's a Rapist and a murderer

>>15850327
Not as in "derserves being dead", but as in she's far exceeded her natural lifespan.

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>>15806767
Where's Christian Yuuka?
I want to marry that one

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>>15806767
You forgot about chinese yuuka

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>>15684175
Making strong, healthy half-youkai babies with Yuuka!

>>15851551
What would your kids' powers be?

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>>15846546
>>15846559
>>15850327
>>15850875
Here's the transcript in which states she a killer

Yuuka

Although it's perfectly natural,
even the early cherry blossoms are in full bloom.
I'm here anyway, so I might as well enjoy the flowers
before heading back.

???

Purple cherry blossoms bloom flowers of melancholy,
and scatter the petals of memory.
Fallen flowers, after a long time, return to the earth
and once again bloom flowers.
楽園の最高裁判長

Eiki

This is the endless cycle of sins.
Yes, the fate that occurs once every sixty years.

Yuuka

But it's been in full bloom for a while.
The early cherry blossoms.

Eiki

It shows just how many sinners have died.
It makes you wonder what's happening outside.

Yuuka

It doesn't matter.
I just want to rest under these cherry trees
and reminisce about the past.

Eiki

If you rest here, you'll become insane.
No, you might already be a little strange.
Whether it be humans or youkai,
or ghost or fairies,
you've attacked them.
Without much reason, as well.

Yuuka

I was just teasing them.
It's a daily thing.

Eiki


Living is that much of a sin.

Eiki


That's right, you've lived a little too long.

Yuuka

……

...

Eiki

If you continue living on like this, nothing good will come of it.

Yuuka

If you were quiet and listened for a little,
you'd know it was all only fooling around.
Do you think when you're not teased,
you're above everyone else?
Let's make it as clear as black and white who of us is the strongest in Gensokyo!

Eiki

It's my job to discern black and white.
However, I am not of Gensokyo.
Nor am I of this world.
Judgement is done from top to bottom, from left to right,
and must always be completely one-sided!
No matter how you fall, the one who shall be judged to be black or white is you!

>>15852786
>I was just teasing them.
>It's a daily thing.
See, it's just bantz

>>15851555
They wouldn't have any. /jp/ sperms are so weak that Yuuka's egg has to use up all its extra power just to conceive.

>>15855607
You've got a point. It'd be a lot easier if Yuuka could breed with me instead of it having to be the other way around.

>>15852786
To me it seems like they're talking about Mystic Square, in which Yuuka didn't have much of a reason for tagging along at all.

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Miss Yuuka wants to see you after class!

For sex!

>>15857584
That's against the rules.

>>15857661
Miss Yuuka is sending you to detention if you don't cram your throbbing wiener up her pulsating goo-hole!

>>15857685
What wiener?

>>15857731
Something you do not have

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I want Yuuka to awkwardly try to initiate sex with me! She would be VERY horny, and want to fuck me badly, but she wouldn't come out and say it, because she doesn't want to seem slutty! She's also socially awkward, and doesn't want to drop her spaghetti while asking me to sick my penis in her cute vagina!

Eventually, I would straight up ask her if she wants to have sex, and she would get SUPER flustered!

>>15867214
That doesn't sound anything like Yuuka.
Her entire act is based on everyone being terrified of her and her exploiting that fear shamelessly by teasing them constantly.

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>>15868278
She's not like that when it comes to dick.

Even the most feminist, independent strong womyn will be reduced to a submissive, shy dork when it comes to penis.

>>15869413
She's not feminist independnt strong womyn
She's a monster. She's a living horror story.

And she loves banter, the harsher the better

>>15869420
Yes, but that's because she's in Gensokyo AKA taco central. All of that would change as soon as a big burly man with his huge penis enters her life.

>>15869434
No, it wouldn't.
Keep your retarded porn fantasies to yourself, if you can't come up with decent ones that don't butcher characterizations.

>>15869464
All women are submissive to cock, anon.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>15869517
Yes, but here's where you are wrong.
Yuuka is not a woman.

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>>15869526
>Big fatty breasts
>Smelly armpits
>Hairy vagina
>Huge, wide butt and hips
>Lewd feet

Looks like a woman to me~

>>15869534
Not everything that looks like a woman actually is a woman.

>>15869893
Talking from your own experience I see.

>>15869910
Yes, looking a little effeminate is awful.

>>15869893
If it has big boogly breasts I can suck the milk from, it's a girl!

>>15684418
She had sex with a man.
And he lost to her vagina

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>>15869526
Yuuka has a girlpussy with a cute, fertile girlwomb and if I came inside her, she would become pregnant with my child

Sounds rather female to me
Yuuka even has everything listed in >>15869534
to help entice me into impregnating her fecund body

Yuuka must be a woman

>>15869992
I might look that way until she feeds you to her flesh-eating sunflowers.

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>>15869998
why would she do that?

>>15869992
You are such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>15870011
Because you kept bothering a human-shaped abomination that has lived for far too long.

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>>15870034
>human-shaped abomination that has lived for far too long
WOW, that's a really mean thing to call Ms. Kazami. She is not an old abomination, she is a dignified lady!
If anything, you'd be the one being killed here

>>15870058
I don't think you'd call someone who attacks people for no reason and butchers entire civilizations for fun a "dignified lady".

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>>15869992
>Yuuka has a girlpussy with a cute, fertile girlwomb and if I came inside her, she would become pregnant with my child

Yes!

The most obvious feature of Yuuka is that if you cum inside her, you inseminate her cute egg!

Yuuka is definitely a woman!

>>15869918
It must occasionally be a pain in the ass.

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>>15870013
I can only imagine him typing all that out with a straight face.

>>15869992
I just wanted to point out that we have reached the point where we have to specify "girlpussy"

Trying to win over Yuuka is like sticking your dick in the entrance hole of a hornet's nest, and expecting honey to come pouring out. That only works with a beehive.

>>15870785
It can happen if you try hard enough.

>>15870073
Hey man, wiping out a country or two might now be dignified but you have to admit it's fun.

>>15851551
she sure is the living embodiment of the road sign "Dangerous Curves" now!

>>15871650
Only if you're 50 stories tall.

>>15873396
How do you know she hasn't shed her 50' tall previous shape?

>>15873401
I want to see a 50-story tall Yuuka.

>>15873441
No, you don't. That probably implies your town is about to get fucking ate.

>>15869992
>Girl pussy
What did he mean by this

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>>15873441
She'll carry you around in her cleavage.

>>15879751
Evil

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>>15880707
does this look like the face of mercy?

>>15880714
Yes; Mercy Hospital perhaps?

>>15880726
mercy killing more like.

>>15880714
What's she planning

>>15884410
She's going to take a leaf out of Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways To Cleave Your Lover"

>>15884410
Your wedding day.

>>15884410
genocide

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Yuuka is my wife

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i love yuuka

>>15887351
She's taller than you, dude.

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>>15887430
So?

>>15887430
She's turned on by it! She LOVES the fact that I'm eye-level with her big milky tits! I'm always at risk for having my head suddenly smothered in Yuuka's paizuri pillows!

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>>15887549
Wow, Yuuka is amazing!!

>>15887555
Seriously, I'm always at risk of Yuuka grabbing my head and rubbing it in her huge milky chest! It's so embarrassing when she does it in a grocery store or something, since she laughs loudly while doing it!

You don't know what it's like to be in a long line, go to reach for your wallet to pay the cashier, and then have your innocent face molested my Yuuka's fatty dairybags!

>>15887430
Is that bad?

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>>15887351

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>>15891467
Good thing I made another version.

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>>15891472

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>>15891486

>>15891499
That's what you get for being shorter than her.

>>15891486
Dont fuck yuuka on her period

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>>15891504
but I love Yuuka THIS much

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>>15891540
better version

>>15891551
At least make those fingers 5.

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>>15891554
>he doesn't like courage the cowardly dog hands

>>15891560
Yuuka's lover has dick hands. Heh.

>>15891564
She could chop them off and replace them with new hands

>>15684665
Yuuka would be the kind of person to waltz around her property in the nude.
Until a couple mexicans trespassing on her property call the cops.

>>15807026
The Beasts of Yuuka Flats

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lol my vague 2 months old thread

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>>15891554
fixed

>>15892216
tity grab

>>15892464
i try the best i can to draw myself and my wife

>>15891540
Cute!

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I added the plaid.

>>15894321
>added the plaid
>but un-fixed the fingers

the hell m8

>>15895438
He was born that way.

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>>15887549
>>15887584
A living hell, how do you ever survive?

>>15895487
God damn, I want to get lost between those. I want her to bury me between them and never let me free!

Yuuka is strong as hell, but Yukari is definitely more powerful. According to Zun, there are only 3 characters who can beat Yukari if she's serious: Yama (who is stronger than all of Gensokyo put together) and the two top Lunarians. Then again, the Lunarians beat Yukari when she was a lot younger, and youkai become stronger with age. Yukari wasn't serious the second time she fought the Lunarians, as she just wanted to buy time while the 2hus stole her sake. So it really is up in arms as to just how powerful Yukari really is. Better believe she is nobody to fuck with, though.

>>15897780
You forgot Welcome ️ Hell.

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Someone please help, I absolutely MUST shoot my hot, sticky, saved up cum all over Yuuka's big, fat boobs

>>15897780
Yuuka isn't really so much about being strong, only stronger than you are.
It's that she's terrifying, because she is not a person. She doesn't act like a person. You can't talk to her, you can't reason with her, because all you're gonna get is either polite dismissal or a smug reply designed to provoke you into attacking her, when you know exactly that you cannot take her.

>>15887584
>>15887549
y u do dis

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>>15895438

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>>15897825
There's quite a lot of good Paizyuuka stuff on exhentai...

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W-what do you think she wants to tell me? Or SHOW me?

>>15899960
She's sleeping!

I don't want to rape Yuuka!

>>15902755
She's pretending to be asleep so you can fulfill your fantasy. That's just how loving Yuuka really is!

>>15902769
Lies