我 要 红美鈴 教 我 汉语！

sorry i don't speak hawaian punch

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>>15684074
I don't know what that means, but China has very cute and smelly and big feet!

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>>15684074

>>15684074

教你什麼漢語?

普通話?
台話?
廣東話?

>>15684354
Classical Chinese please.

>>15684420
Still studying Mandarin, decided to stick with traditional characters instead of simplified.

>>15684124

It says number 5 combo with chicken fingers.

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>>15684431
普通話

我 知道 唯独 simplified

你 看 我 的 中文 不 好

>>15684533
why do you use spaces

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冻住，不许走!

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>>15684586
我不应该吗？

>>15684586
Probably typing in pinyin, or whatever typing method anon is using.

When typing in pinyin, sometimes the characters change. Annoying especially when the specific character you want to type does not appear or changes after typing more pinyin.

To avoid this, carefully input the pinyin one by one, and enter/formalize the character you want to write into the text it so that it doesn't change.

I set my typing to not leave the space.

>>15684640
Yeah that's what I would do too but you type the pinyin for the word and then press a number to select the correct 汉字 combination. No space comes in unless I hit the space bar
>>15684638
Exactly, have you never seen asian writing before? My chink is too shit to respond to you in it though

>>15684638
You're cute anon.
I want to kiss you on the forehead

>ITT: 这里的匿名的中文都不懂装懂

>>15684638

寫中文的時候, 沒有空格.

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>>15684661
我的课本有 spaces

>>15684668
我不要
我是黑人

>>15684691
你的课本有空格的原因只是要让不熟悉中文的读者分辨出语素而已。你在现实世界的中文放空格的话人家会当你脑残。

TC;DR The reason your textbook has spaces for chinese is to allow non-native students to identify which character(s) are separate verbs/nouns/adjectives/conjunctions/etc. If you are actually writing Chinese with spaces in real life, the fluent speakers would think you're a retard gaijin.

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>>15684702
我了解
谢谢

>>15684702
>脑残

hahaha, Tricked my classmate into convincing him that this was a compliment through his unfamiliarity with radicals. He didn't even look it up. Said it to a Chinese girl he wanted to impress in class.

Teacher burst into laughter when he said it.

>>15684726
>了解
woah, did your book teach you that?

Seems confusing to introduce that character especially with (了 le) particle.

绿帽子

>>15684745
Not him but I imagine it wouldn't be confusing at all if your textbook has spaces

>>15684431
I meant I want the poster to teach me classical Chinese, the language. The Latin of China, Japan, Vietnam, and Korea.

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>>15684074
好話題
红美鈴是示範卫兵
老老實實, 我不能寫漢語
中國語法比日語法更容易
但是，原諒我我的無知

>>15684745
>>15684759
了 as 了 is almost as common as 重 as 重 dude

>>15684763
Oh geez, the only real reason that someone would study classical Chinese, the language, would be for history or religious studies of Chinese.

>>15684733
The Great Firewall of China since a decade ago has spawn their own different breed of netizens. because of the isolation. I've been there myself (since the firewall doesn't stop foreigners from coming in, just out) and I have to say it's another wild ride that's unique in its own flavour (of poison).

>>15684745
了's most frequent use is to imply an action is "already done". You could say it's the Chinese version of past tense.

For example. 好了 means "It's (already) done", 结束了 means "It's (already) over".

Sometimes 了 doesn't have any meaning, it's a bit like Japanese's "desu". For example 我已经很饿了 or 你已经死了, which are "I am really hungry" and "You are already dead" respectively. In this case there's already a word to describe it has already happened, which is ”已经".

>>15684781
What about for literature? All the literature is written in it.

>>15684763
>奴可知孔明其乎?
Nobody talks in Classical Chinese nowadays outside of operas. It's a dead language.

>>15684774
>>15684782

I know the difference, just remarking how it would be confusing to teach this to a beginner.

>>15684793
Meh it's 10 times worse in japanese

Tbh as someone learning chinese I find the tone changes much more difficult to remember than the few actual sound changes

>>15684793
I remember 了as one of the very first characters I learnt when I was 6 years old, along with the common basic characters like 火，水，木，金，土，月，日，鱼，猫，鼠。

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>>15684793
well 我学习中文八个月

>戇戇鳩鳩我屌你老母臭西仲唔快手跪底幫我含撚
Wish all anons a good day

>>15684816
That's Cantonese spoken by an 8-year old chinese ledditor trying to be an adult, anon.

>>15684786
Would be like writing and speaking in Latin today.

Not really useful outside of academic study.

Tbh, learning Chinese and help a little bit learning Japanese.

Techinically, once anyone's fluent in Chinese. Japanese kanji stops becoming an issue. Most Chinese speakers can kinda guess what the sentence is talking about just with Kanji alone.

Favorite part of Chinese is no conjugations.

Screw romance languages.

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>>15684074
>红美鈴
>她是绿色

>>15684843
Chinese is fully analytical I guess. English became partly analytical since Middle English changed. It seems analytical languages are easier but their pronunciation is quite specific.

>>15684822
冇、冇咁既事...唔好話俾我爹地媽咪知...

>>15684787
Do you really have to put 其 to it？
or 汝可知孔明何許人也？

>>15684871
>>>/r/CCJ2

殺死我吧

>There are mainland chinks posting in /jp/

>>15685458
>TFW no Xiao Mei Mei to pull boats for

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>>15685458
Unlikely, 98% of the population can't into Guai-Low Speak to save their own lives and nobody hacks through the Great Firewall of China to post in a western board.

>>15684074

PINKO SCUM

>>15685039
你也在玩儿三国杀？

>tfw singaporean
>tfw bad chinese
my conversation skills are ok tho

>>15684074
how would be to date a china?

>>15684855
那是因为她是”虹“龙的人型。

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>>15684125

I assume faggots here posting Chinese speak Japanese too.
How much harder is Chinese?
Does knowing Japanese help or hinder you?

>>15691483
>How much harder is Chinese?
Only the reading is hard. Once you get tones down it's way easier than japanese

>Does knowing Japanese help or hinder you?
I mean, at least you know how2strokeorder right? It doesn't hinder you unless you want it to.

>>15686164
好久沒玩了。電話之前下載玩了蠻久但腦殘把戶口的密碼給忘了。

>>15687264
你沒上國小嗎？新加坡華僑的中文該不會差到哪去吧，畢竟你又不是香蕉。

話說回來，你們這兒有多少是華人？本人從大馬來，看到大家使用華文難免會感得有點詫異。

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>Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom
>New Years parade people
>Gong xi fa cai! Xin nin cuan le

That's all I got.

Nearly a 7-8 months spent studying this shit every day and I can barely understand a word. The issue is memorizing the characters. Why is that shit so hard?

>>15706294
Probably a lot easier with immersion, is my guess. Are you going for rote memorization?

>>15706440
>Are you going for rote memorization?
To an extent. I want to be able to recognize the characters I read, that's the main thing. If rote memorization is the best thing then fine.

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>chinks

REEEE FUCK OFF THIS IS A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD

>>15708504
I'd say rote is one of the most difficult, but more power to you if you make it work.

>>15687264
>新加坡
噁心透頂

>>15692258
新國「國小」稱「小學」。雖教無否，頑童分神，不細於學，耳目不深。少春無常，回首斯時，櫻辦無踪，菲徒羞於童年師。

>>15711646
Can you at least speak chinglish?

>>15708780
我在这个网站上见过很多不同的人，都说很喜欢中国的动画片。你不喜欢？

>>15712343
There's more than one Singapork in thjs thread. I'd say I'm pretty proficient in both Chinese and English. But enough of that, post more mailings.

跟美鈴練拳!

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>>15713136
Forgot pic, woops.

hongs feet!

はっはっはっ！Foolish 的/jp/の住民よ！Can お前ら 读得懂这些 sentences?

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>>15720586
Hey anon, could you rub them for me?

>>15724137
あたしは可以(缶)读懂、うん！

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>>15684074

>>15684782

How the fuck am I supposed to learn the deep hilarious secrets of China internet?

hong is my favorite hu and it feels weird because she is the only chinese one.

>>15737524
go on teiba

>>15684773
Goddamn gooks running off with my toilet paper again.

Ah man, I wanna spray my filthy worthless NEET semen inside a virgin chinese farm girl from the provinces so bad, so fucking bad man

I used to study Japanese but now switched to Chinese. Literally easier and much more interesting.