I can't stop jackin' it to boatsluts, please send help.

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Here I am !

I'll cut your face with my anchor if you phantasm on somebody else than me. I will sink those boatsluts so we'll be forever together !

>>15677442
Good, that's what they are made for, anyway.
It'll be great if everyone just fap to boatsluts and leave Touhou alone.

>>15677442
I can't stop jacking it to traps. I don't really get why I love them so much tho.

>>15678068
It is quite baffling. For the last couple months my fap diet has been almost exclusively homosexual while I consider myself straight.

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>>15678139
>my fap diet has been almost exclusively homosexual while I consider myself straight.

I'll send you the fuck back to your containment thread fucker

>>15678172
This is the jackin it to boatsluts megathread, please don't bully.

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>>15678139
There's absolutely nothing gay about fucking boipucci, ask the ancient greeks about it.

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>>15678656
this?

>>15678656
If the ancient Greeks were so smart then why are they dead?

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>>15679053
too busy giving their fuccbois the mating press to do anything about it.

>>15677832
But Murasa is a boatslut

>>15677442
My favorite boat slut isn't from Kancolle though

>>15679060
You can't mating press boys!

>>15680337
Sure you can!
It hurts them, though!

>>15680337
Yes you can. You just can't impregnate them. Unless magic or super science is involved.

>>15680448
Just tape down their dicks, this isn't rocket science.

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Dicks out for the IJN.

>>15677442
>help
Help yourself to some boatsluts hehe.

I know I did, and I'm sure as hell happy.

>>15679053
Too busy to fuck boipucci to procreate

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Come the fuck on Japan, this isn't fair!

>>15678139
>>15678068

Some random anon told me it's not possible to be bisexual as a man; if you like girls and cute boys you're just straight.

It's also not possible to be straight as a woman, apparently.

>>15711517
Random anon is full of shit.

>>15711517
I once read something along the lines of girls being wired as gayer would have been helpful in societies where they could all help raise each others children or something. Maybe something else too? I can't really remember, "not possible" sounds way too strong of a phrase regardless though.

The Romans also pretty much agreed with the greeks though according to >>15678656

>>15711449

I want to cum on dat belly.

iowa best bote

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>>15711517
>>15711747
You shut the fuck up

There is nothing gay about rubbing another woman's tits. Tits are fucking great and literal funbags and it is NOT GAY.

>>15720812

Please don't post actual good series on the designated boat thread, thank you.

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>>15720828
Sorry, Anon. I get stressed when people think I'm gay for wanting to motorboat Senran tits.

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>>15720812

This is what women actually believe.

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>>15720862
It's not gay unless BOTH girls are completely naked.

>>15720926

So even if there is penetration, but one is wearing socks, it is still 100% straight?

>>15721094
The naked one is gay, but it doesn't count as gay sex because only one of them is being gay. It is just fooling around.

>>15721143

What if the naked one puts the other's pantsu on her head?

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>>15720735

She's a big bote.

>>15721155
Still not gay.