I'm japanese. do you hove any qestion?

how do you say please kill yourself in nippongo?

>>2
自殺してください。(maybe..jisatsu sitekudasai.)

Not fully understand how to use.
sorry

Who is your favorite national baseball player?

>>15663619
why are you on /jp/?

umm...
ichiro suzuki.
He is a hero for the japanese

which touhou character would you like to fuck?

somewhaw i accses this site.

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>>15663634
Click the number to quote people.

I don't want to fuck .they.

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Do you know why Atsuhi and Boss left Sekken-ya?

How popular are they in japan for their original songs? Are they just small-time band no one really cares?

>>15663690
oh.. thank you!

>>15663619
What does "hove" mean. I mean I know what "have" means but what does "do you hove any questions" mean?

????

are you 2chan poster?

>>15663699
opps.I made a mistake.sorry.
hove=have.

>>15663707
that's right!!

Japanese people are bad at English. Why can you speak it?

>>15663694

Sekken'ya.I heard it for the first time.
but.
Some japanese know they.　
I wonder if the famous?

>>15663740
Well if you heard them for the first time then I guess not.

>>15663731

Because in cooperation with googletranslate.
i can speak English a little.

Do you like 東方？

What's 2 + 2?

>>15663757
2+2=1+3

>>15663767
Crazy Japanese math.

>>15663755
a little

Why do you guys add "n" to names? Like Zun and "Yukari - Yukarin" or "Akari - "Akariin"?

>>15663754
Don't worry bro. That's how I learned english.

>>15663619
Are you a ロリコン?

>>15663786
It's just a cutesy thing. OP probably wont be posting for awhile seeing as it's 4:30am in Nihon

>>15663770
Look at this 雑魚め

>>15663794
Wait he is posting well fuck me, OP　早いですよね！

>>15663798

I did not sleep. orz

>>15663792
not.

>>15663801
あ、そうだ。大丈夫俺はアメリカ人ですでもJSTにねますｗｗｗ

>>15663805
Are you a NEET? a highschooler? Why are you awake?

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What would you say when a leather man got the wrong door in a gym?

>>15663812
I'm high school student.
internet is interesting bro?

gimme some tips to fuck japanese bitches

I'm having a real hard time learning Japanese.

Why does everybody have such small dogs in Roppongi?

Have you ever been to Izu?

>>15663815
I'm sorry I can not imagine

>>15663833

Have you ever seen spider crickets? I saw them for the first time in Japan.

do you play Monster Hunter?

I'm sorry I sleep for tomorrow

I will come again.

see you! またな！バイバイ！

>>15663840
じゃあね

Have you played Touhou?
Who is your favorite character?

What does unyu mean?

>>15663854
It's a munching sound, not a sound Okuu makes everytime to look like a sex doll.

>>15663854
Before seeing it written in japanese I thought it was うんゆ

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>>15663893

Yeah, unyu.
I just cba to copy and paste kana

unyu!

asuka or rei

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Is there any English media (books, games, movies) that you want to learn English for?

I am still bad at Japanese, but one reason I am learning Japanese is to be able to read eroge like 素晴らしき日々. So I was wondering if there is anything similar for you.

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i study about two hours every morning. I want to learn enough to read lewd yuri light novels and VN

>>15663911
There's a difference between u'nyu (うにゅ) and un'yu (うんゆ). Apostrophes are important for transliteration.

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>>15663819
>internet is interesting bro?
That's adorable.

>>15663991
>うにゅ

Ahh, I never imagined it written like that. That's why I kept getting taken to pages about transportation.

How did you find us?

What is 2channel's livejupiter board?
Why is it so famous on Niconico?

>>15663619
Are you using a translation program, or did you learn English?

Does your country need white chefs?
I will come.

If somebody offered to give you a free motor vehicle of your choice, what would you choose and why?
This is important.

>>15663840
>バイバイ！
Why are you typing like a girl are you a girl, are you a cute girl?

How to pronounce Japanese r's correctly and not sound like a faggot doing a shitty pretend asian voice?

>>15663619
do you want to have sex with me?

>>15671497
practice, listening to a lot of japanese

>>15671497
Dont be american.

No bully but its the easiest way to solve this issue i never had.

>>15671497
It's the in-between that matters, therefore listening and repeating practice.

>>15663619

どんな車が好き？

>>15663754
Thank fuck I'm not the only one doing this. Trying to watch jap media with google translate on the side is a pain.

>>15663619
Hey japboy, you still here?

>>15663619
Why do japanese girls shave all body hair, including their forearms but not their pubes?

>>15663619
Hello my Japanese friend.

Is there something you don't like about living in Japan?

>>15663811
>〜ですでも
wut

How do you feel about Japanese girls prefering big-dicked 外人?

>>15676277
Because pubes, besides the holy Christian land of Palestine, are God's gift to men.

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>>15663619
Hi, anon, I'm interested in selling something at your Comiket, do you mind sharing something you know?

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who is this meme pic

I'm Chilean. do you tienes any pregunta?

He's gone forever stupid retards.

>>15686998
Don't call me a retard.

kuso thread

Go blog somewhere else, kudasai

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>>15663837
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcy_B1kcD-w

What do you think about sweaty, filthy and dirty weaboos? Also how are the girls? Because English girls are fucking terrible and chavy.

Asuka or Rei?

>>15663638
4chan is shit, if you value your sanity stay in 2chan. Its nothing like 2chan. Imagine being forced to listen to U2, but with more shit posting. If you dare walk onwards, please dont go to any of the over boards, they are all controlled by the local /pol/ mob.

>>15693437
*other, its been a long day. Am tired, I cant be bothered to look for any other mistakes.

>>15664583
background information:
http://translate.google.co.jp/translate?hl=ja&sl=ja&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fworking-visa.net%2F

>>15671833
女に乗るのが好きです

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>>15694149
Thank you!

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>>15663619
What does this mean?

"中出しの快楽"

>>15696285
Not him, but I know it's commonly written on items such as swords or knives.

>>15696294
Ah, so its like a wise japanese proverb sort of thing? I might get a tattoo of it on my arm to appear cultured

>>15696310
Do it and post pics to this thread

>>15696285
"中出し" is a slang word to emit semen into the womb without condom.

>>15671497
It's easy

Just be born surrounded by Japanese people

>>15696481
>le i am japenis thread
Good job, OP.

>>15696529
Who are you quoting?
I bet op isn't even Japanese.

朝立ちを治す方法を教えて下さい！お母様はいつも早く彼女を見つけてよって。

>>15696638
たとえセックスをしても正常な男は翌朝に朝勃ちします。
むしろ朝勃ちしなくなったら男としての危機です。

>>15696294
Stainless steal? Maybe it means that.

>>15696285
Google translate: "pleasure of pies". Now I feel like chicken\ Shepard's pie, wait.....thats not allowed. Well since this is /JP/, what I actually wanted was Japanese pie.


psst...op, give me an example of a Japanese pie. It can be any pie, just give me the name of one, I just don't want to embarrass my self

>>15696800
嫌だ、ヤダヤダ。男の娘になりたいんです！

>>15663634
<being this new

>>15663699
Fucking dick
>>15663638
*I do not/don't know

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>>15698316
おいおい、ちょっと違うんだろう？「女の子になりたい」でしょう？

男の娘は意味ないし、妊娠できない、おっぱいも無い。

>>15676365
kuso gaijins

Probably, OP has gone after >>15663840

>>15698424
意味不明

>>15663811
>ですでも
ですが

>>15702009
Don't trip somebody up at trivial things.

>>15698424
チンコ無しの人生は何処が楽しい？毎日精液を吐き捨てないと壊れるはよ。

私はそれを知っている前に、彼は私の頭の上に彼の万力のようなグリップに私の手の両方を持っている、と彼は彼の唇を使用して、壁に私をピン止めだ...彼の他の手は私の髪をつかみ、私の顔を育て、ダウンヤンク、と彼の唇はオンになっています鉱山は...私の舌は暫定的に彼を撫で、ゆっくりと、エロチックなダンス...彼の勃起が私の腹に反しているの彼を結合します

>>15663619
why are you such a dummy?

poor man..