What if you're waifu were real?

>>15618220
What if your grammar wasn't shit?

First term would be that she would have to like me, otherwise it's possible that she'll just fall for some random person and leave me cucked and in despair.

If first term is granted than the suffering that is my life might brighten up enough for me to do something with it. And I could live with my waifu happily ever after

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>>15618232
>What if your grammar wasn't shit?

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>>15618220

>>15618220
>what if youre waifu were real
are you trying to tell me something

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>>15618220
I would be the happiest man in the world.

>>15618220
Nothing because im a cuck.

Waifu is /a/ speak. Here we say "significant 2D other."

>>15618583
What if you wasn't a cuck?

>>15618507
You're wrong, Tewi. That wouldn't actually be my real waifu, but a poor imitation.

>>15618603
Still nothing because chad exist.

I don't know if I'd like it to be honest. I'd have no chance at her anyways and if she was real I'd lose my excuse for not being with her, that is her being a different dimension from me. This is how it should be

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>>15618220
Awoopats.

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I guess we'd have to make up for lost time and start making a baby right away!

She would be shit. The reason my waifu is my waifu is because she's perfect in my eyes and it's impossible for a 3D girls to even come close to my ideal of perfection.

Don't forget that 2D>3D anytime.

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>>15618220
What if I fuckened you're wiafu?

What if i'm not real?

>>15619489
Then that special girl goes to sleep thinking about being hugged by you very tightly until she falls asleep and when she wakes up she has the urge of being mating pressed by you.

>>15619010
So you only love your waifu for her 2D body?

What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'?

Dur to maintaining the laws of the universe I must be a cute anime girl and she must be the 20 something dork with a dead social life. It was never mean to be.

>>15620506
She get physical body.

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I'd be dead.

>>15618454
memetexting on /jp/

You must be new here

>>15618220
What if I weren't real instead? That would work better.

>>15621253
>memetexting on /jp/

It's a quote. Greentext is for quotes.

I know it must be confusing for someone like you, but when people get made fun of for memetexting, it's not because they're using the feature built into the site, but because they're using it in the wrong way. For instance:

>Implying etc. etc.

>>15621253
Absolutely worst post on /jp/ right now.