What makes Alice such a popular target for rape and yuri in doujins?

She's perfection incarnate. Does that not make you want to see her violated and broken?

>>15559564
No! Alice is for tender love, not for violence.

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>>15559534
>Yuri doujins
But I thought that all 2hus were lesbians, so it's not that strange that she's in a lot of yuri doujins.

Because the only proper way to appreciate beauty and purity is to destroy it.

>>15559894
almost no characters in touhou give hints at even being vaguely romantically interested in anyone, let alone girls

the few we know have had some romantic interest were straight, and have fucked men

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Is it true /jp/??

>>15560784
Completely.

>>15559534
because she is a cute
ALICE IS ACUTE!

>>15559534
Jealousy of her superior aryan race.

>>15560187
which ones beside suwacko, the newhu and seiga?，am I forgetting any?

She's pretty and arrogant, but somewhat weak physically and lives all alone. There's also the doll thing; it's not a stretch to go from liking and using dolls to being a doll to being a fuckdoll.

>>15559534

because if it wasn't for Rape, Alice would never get laid.

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>>15559564
>>15560080
>>15560784
>>15562561
>>15562671
This doesn't explain why she's such a pussy magnet in fanworks.

>>15560187
>>15562325
The Watatsukis are/were married to Eirin's grandnephews.

And Chang'e, if she counts, being eskimo sisters with Junko.

Any further and you're looking into things not explicitly said in canon, but taken from a character's basis, like Parsee being based on a youkai born of a scorned woman or foxes and yuki onna's reputation for being seductresses or Miko (if she really was a man in the outside) and Tojiko.

Two other very isolated and minor incidents depicting some interest, but which don't really mean much:

http://www.mangahere.co/manga/touhou_suzunaan_forbidden_scrollery/c016/18.html

Reimu and Marisa becoming embarrassed while watching what they think is a confession, Anyone as innocent as they seem to be here would probably be embarrassed, though.

http://www.mangahere.co/manga/touhou_bougetsushou_silent_sinner_in_blue/v01/c001/22.html

Reimu commenting on Daikoku's handsomeness when thinking about which god to summon after being told by Yukari to train. Though it's really a reference to an explanation of the youkai rabbits' admiration of Daikoku earlier in the chapter.

I want to turn Alice into an anal slut that is forbidden from pleasuring her vagina and can only get off from dick in her ass!

What about the doujin where futa Alice rapes a drunk Reimu?

>>15568649
That's kinda hot.

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>>15568649
I wish I had an anal wife.

Gangbanging Alice and passing her around like a doll!

>>15568649
Don't turn Alice into anything. She's perfectly fine and perfectly rapable just as she is; to turn her into something else would just make her worse.

>>15571552
*fuckdoll

>>15579969
Posting in this thread with Alice!

I want to fist Alice.

What if I don't want to rape Alice and make her my fucktoy but rather want her to rape me and turn me into a fucktoy?

What if I want her to turn me into one her dolls and just use me like an object without even saying anything to me?

I want to see Alice take a BBC.

>>15580112
I'm black, will you help me fug Alice?

>>15580205
only if your dick is at least 8" and you agree to slam her even if she cries.

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>>15568800
A real modern day Augé, right here on /jp/!

>Also his abusing her body to satisfy his unnatural tastes, initiating her into the practices of the lowest of whores, proclaiming that he will use her in this way so as to have proof that she is unfaithful if she becomes pregnant.

>>15560187
Don't talk about canon please

I want to imagine Alice addicted to my cock!

>>15584849
Heart-shaped pupils!

>>15559534
Wrestling wild bears with Alice!

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Alice is crying now

>>15585153
ugly looking tits

>>15584866
Is this the new 'mating press' on /jp/?

>>15585153
Alice does not look good with large breasts.

>>15559534
Some girls are just more rapeable than others.

>>15559534
>super beautiful young blonde girl living alone in the woods

Yeah, I wonder why.

>>15559534
She acts tough, but is just weak girl. Like /jp/

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>>15568649
>>15568683
>>15568800
Alice as an anal-only wife? This would be INCREDIBLY hot, especially if she is still a vaginal virgin. Get her some chastity piercings or stitch her labia closed, perhaps.
The one thing I'd consider as an alternative or addition to this would be teasing and edging her incessantly but NEVER allowing her to get off. This would work a lot better with aphrodesiacs.

>>15587540
>but NEVER allowing her to get off
How would you manage that?

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>>15587558
Since chastity belts aren't very good for long-term wearing in real life, I'd have to wean her into it gradually with discipline games until she accepts and eventually enjoys being denied for longer periods, until the day when she agrees to make it permanent... perhaps on our wedding day?
At that point, if a chastity belt was actually realistic, I'd either ask her to voluntarily throw the keys away, or just have the belt welded shut. But that's pretty much only for fantasy.

>>15587596
Magic chastity belt

>>15587596
>she accepts and eventually enjoys being denied for longer periods, until the day when she agrees to make it permanent
What? What fun is there if she's agreeing to it?

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>>15587606
>>15587604

If it's an imaginary fantasy relationship then you have a point - I'm thinking about it as something that'd be functional over the long term between two consenting adults. There'd be plenty of room for roleplaying and such though!

If I had to choose though I'd go with the exculsively-anal scheme instead, because that should be quite a bit more practical.

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>>15587540
>>15587596
>>15587629
I may have a somewhat unusual fetish, and it might be slightly due to having a hardcore christfag upbringing, but the thought of a lifelong married relationship with plenty of kinky sex - but NO vaginal penetration, EVER, because she has to stay a virgin - just really really really gets me going. I guess it's the root of all my other deviancies.

I want to deep-throat-choke-face-fuck-suck-rape Alice!

>>15588196
That's called irrumatio, actually.

>>15588291
No single word can express how hard I want to throat-rape Alice. Trust me, I am an expert on this fetish!

>>15559534
her tits

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>>15588196
She's great all around, so why the throat specifically? I'm curious.

>>15589025
According to the Romans, a person's mouth was where their authority and social power came from, and how they expressed their thoughts and feelings as individuals - and so a forceful mouth-fuck was the most dominating, degrading thing that one person could do to another. If a man could do this to his wife (or another man), it signified that he owned them completely. If a woman forced herself on a man orally, he was thus less than a woman and on the same level as a eunuch slave.

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>>15589045
Good answer.

>>15589067
Another interesting aside is that if a Roman woman wanted cunnilingus, she's generally get a young female slave to do it, or perhaps purchase one specifically for this, because they'd be the only members of society that wouldn't be humiliated or lose status from it.

>>15589045
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Translation:Catullus_16
Worth a read!

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>>15587673
Alice being a pure and chaste virgin, while being a dirty anal slut. I like it!

I refuse to limit myself to only one part of Alice's amazing body.

blonde hair
blue eyes
better than marissa

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>>15589401
Is this the long-lost secret to making the perfect wife?

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This whole damn thread.

>>15579969
beating Alice with a shovel!

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>>15559534
Her purity desu.

>>15596353
Disgusting. He should be spooning her and devoting his entire attention to her.

>>15603745
I wish more artists would put Alice in that underwear.

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Oh no! Stop Alice!

Why didn't you saved her /jp/?

>>15609911
That's a strong curtain rod.

>>15609929
That, or Alice has an eating disorder and suffers from anorexia. Poor Alice.

>>15609911
I'd be a perfect match for this Alice. She wants to get choked, and I want to choke her!

>>15587540
>stitch her labia closed
she would die of infections due to piss

>>15589045
This really makes me want to force Alice on her knees and ignore her cries and gagging while I ram my stiff cock down her throat over and over until I force her to swallow my load!

Why does /jp/ love to bully the Alice?

>>15620891
While infections would definitely occur, they wouldn't be due to piss. Piss is actually pretty sterile. (it's basically filtered blood plasma after all).

This is why, if you're in a remote situation, it's actually good to use piss to clean out wounds if you're out of clean water.

The old romans even used piss to clean clothing.

>>15621060
Does this mean that if someone's lost a lot of blood and there's nothing compatible to give them a transfusion with, you could inject them with pee as a last resort to keep them alive until they get real help?

>>15621060
Piss is great for growing bacteria.

>>15621203
Nah, as piss is a lot more concentrated (especially regarding waste compounds) that'd probably not work very well.

>>15621218
High phosphorous content tends to cause that. Some flora and bacteria love that.

However at most it functions like fertilizer.

When did this Alice thread turn into a piss thread? Disgusting.

>>15628734
Not as disgusting as Alice.

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>>15628734
We could make it about something else.

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>>15634633
Like Shanghai!

>>15634633
I really love how her dress accentuates her boobs.

>>15634633
If Fakepucco would stick to drawing SFW art he might be one of my favorite artists, but as it is I can't bear to even look at his art feed.

>>15559534
And pissing herself.

>>15628734
Because it's a porn/lewd thread? Why are you surprised?

>>15634633
Into scat?

>>15653519
Only if there's a tube from her ass to her mouth.

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What would you do if you saw Alice in this state?

>>15657879
Bring her home, carefully treat her wounds, and nurse her back to health. Then have sex with her.

>>15657879
check wat loot she drop

>>15657879

Take her, heal her up and [force] feed her a bowl of eggs.

>>15657879
Take her to a group of anons for (continued?) gangbanging and passing around, obviously.

>>15657879
Leave her alone.
That wound is nothing for magician of her caliber, and I don't want to get involved with whatever problem she got into.

If this is meme shoveled weak Alice and I have to play the pervert to this impostor, then I guess I'll touch her shoes and leave.

>>15657879
finish the job and steal her grimoire.

>>15657879
I want Alice to be my life long semen slave.

>>15657879
She doesn't look too fussed about just lying there. I'd help her up, dust her off and escort her home.

>>15657879
for someone covered in blood with torn clothes, she doesn't seem to care all that much. in fact it looks like she decided to shift into an erotic pose.

I admire her dedication and give her what she wants.

>>15559534
Circlejerking memes and uncreative doujin artists.

>>15671363
Is the shovel an euphemism for a dick? 'Cause a dick getting hit in the head with an Alice orifice is exactly what I want to see right now.

>>15657879
I would culturally enrich Alice.

>>15668038
First aid and hot cocoa?

>>15671315
I imagine getting into canon Alice's panties would be pretty difficult and take a fair amount of time and dedication.

>>15671363
A nice variant.

>>15658264
That's a meme, right?
LOL

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Y'all are talking about some gross stuff. That said, I'd pump a baby into Alice any time!

>>15685611
Scissoring Alice, giving birth and transferring the baby!

>>15685407
Canonically, you won't have a chance.

>>15685407
Alice would comparatively be one of the easiest, as a lot of the other 2hu's are on the you will die if you fail to make them interested in you level of difficulty.

Of the ones that wouldn't kill you, she's one of the gentler and more hospitable, albeit not one for conversation.

So while it would take a lot of time and dedication, you would be at very little risk and it would be a generally pleasant time, so she'd be on the easy difficulty level.

>>15685654
Now you reminded me of that doujin where she kidnaps Marisa and forces her to give birth to a doll after magically putting it in her uterus via magic dildo

>>15688937
There is exactly 2 hits on sadpanda with the tags provided in that post, and one is the same doujin translated, learn to search and stop asking to be spoonfed "kudasai"

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Alice has big ones!

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I just wanted to tell you guys that I just had possibly the best orgasm of my life fapping to this picture of Alice.

>>15705047
I don't blame you.
Them tits.
That bra.
The expression.

Perfection.

>>15717053
sauce?

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>>15717053
Alice makes such wonderful expressions in that book.

victim of yuri ntr

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Testing the forced orgasm machine with Alice!

>>15717066

"Alice" "Nitori" "Rape"

Hmm..................