How do you pronounce Kosuzu?

With a nice ring.

Bookworm.

I'd tell you if I knew IPA.

Mamizou's bitch

ほもせくす

>>15543572
はい、これ

>>15543449
Ko-su-zu.
But seriously, you have internet. There are sites that tell you exactly how each kana is pronounced. You seem like the type of person to starve in front of an open fridge.

>>15549230
And you seem like the type of person who doesn't get jokes.

>>15543449
Gensokyo most sought cunny

Koszcle

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>>15549286
>Gensokyo most sought cunny

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>>15549286

Although unrelated I always find it funny how english speakers are completely unable to pronounce words in other languages.
As a person with a mother tongue whose phonetics are somewhat similar to japanese (in other words, we can pronounce clear letters without pulling them up from the stomach like english people do) these threads always amuse me.
Kosuzu, Hecate, Mitsubishi, Toyota, etc. It truly is fascinating how english people manage to deform and destroy words which to a large part of the world are quite straightforward.

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Kosuzu.
Cy-oot.
Kosuzu.

How do you propose to Kosuzu?

>>15550624
This.

>>15551808
Very carefully. Mamizou could be watching.

>>15550624
kys

>>15550624
Brother, quit talking out of your ass.

Japanese isn't hard to pronounce. The language is made of prepackaged syllables that only sound different from usual with rare exception.

As opposed to letters like:
e, g, c, x, s, t, u, y

so on

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>>15550624
These threads are always ironic or baits, though. That's why they amuse me.

Kosuzu [ə hjuːʤ ʃɪt]

>>15543511
And Aya's, and Reimu's, and Akyuu's, and Marisa's.
I think just calling her "Gensokyo's dyke bicycle" is better

>>15551828
he's right, english speakers suck at every other language

>>15550624
>>15553911
Is there anything sadder than ESLs trying desperately to find some justification for learning some dead language with no cultural merit because their parents forced them to?

Come back when you can correctly enunciate the majority of Trenité's The Chaos without pausing constantly.

>>15553947
come back when your autism get better holy shit

>>15543449
きゅーと！

Kasewzew Metori.

"cock-sleeve-zu"

>>15543449
Cutesuzu

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>>15553947
This desu. Ming/Pajeet needs to crawl back to his little mud hut and stop trying to prove himself. Nobody cares.

Cozycunny

>>15550624
>As a person with a mother tongue whose phonetics are somewhat similar to japanese
you are spic?

>>15567248
Apparently the closest is Italian.

>>15543449
"kys-su-zu"

>>15550624

I sure love all the english speaking people laughing about engrish when they fuck up other languages just as bad.

>>15543449
Ko like 'co' in word 'comic'
Su like 'su' in word 'supressed'
Zu, well 'tsu' as far as I know.
I might be bit off. Though the way words are pronounced in Japanese seems very similar to my language, Finnish, said as they are written.

>>15543449
koh-s-z
is the closest you'll get to saying it

>>15569378
that would be Ka-suh-zu, going by how most Americans pronounce those words.

Ko like the "co" in co-pilot, Su like "sue", Zu as in "zoo".

>>15543449
Is Kosuzu under the legal age of consent?

>>15569471
that might be a legal minefield as:

Currently Heisei Era: Yes (just)
Genesokyo Meji Era : no

based upon majority of prefectural regulations in operation at the time and the enforcement thereof.

cohsoozer

>>15569445
No, the "u" in SU and ZU are not pronounced like your examples. There is a QUICK drop off when you get to the "u" in SU and ZU, it is not stressed as in Sue and Zoo.
Fucking retard.

>>15570169
Single syllable words can't be stressed or unstressed without context, dumbass. And how the hell do /you/ pronounce 'zoo'? Zooooo?

>>15568660
the Latin based ones are all close

>>15570169
It's unaccented, so the pitch is realized as こ↓す↑ず↑ and no downstep after the name

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>>15553947

god damn son, that was harsh

>>15571195
it is not end in ZOO dumbass

Cough-Suzy

mare-ree soo

>>15560927
>>15563752
Thumbs up

>>15543449
Are the users of /jp/ seriously this retarded? I get the impression this board is a bunch of 14 year olds who just discovered Touhou.

>>15543449
My Wife

>>15549256
We get the joke.... We aren't laughing but we get it.

>>15574911
I was complaining about
>There is a QUICK drop off when you get to the "u" in SU and ZU
As I said, there's a rise in pitch between こ and す.

>>15543449
"soon to be dead"

>>15578238
He's talkng about the pronunciation of the "u" you dense motherfucker