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Post stupid Touhou images
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Sanae queefed in Reimu's face.
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I honestly don't know if I should just report this thread or let it be
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>>15539183
There are stupid touhou threads on the front page, why should you delete this one?
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>>15539319
Thats kind of clever actually
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>>15539457
Freedom Sign [New York Doll]
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>>15539988
So "From Richard Hell to Bullet Hell" the headline will ring out today.
>>15539164
Trey Parker stop making fangames okay.
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No one on /jp/ knows you're a dog!
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>>15541365
GET THAT FUR SAUSAGE OFF THE DAKI YOU FUCKER
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>>15542178
That's HIS daki, don't discriminate.
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>>15542190
how can you not get angry after seeing that
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>>15541365
Laying with the dogs in such a disheveled state? How fitting for her.
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>>15542202
Not that anon, but a couple reasons:
Mokou's breasts are too large in the daki, leading me to believe it's an impostor.
The dog looks kinda nice and relatively clean.
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>>15542289
This is not a very canonical interpretation of how they talk.
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>>15542219
>>15541365
I've read that doujin!
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>>15542457
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>>15542765
What is Tenshi doing?
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>>15539319
I don't think the arrow was needed, otherwise clever.
Is this what makes it stupid?
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>>15542335
I really recommend watching this documentary
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>>15544227
gibe link pls
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>>15544227
But I watched it already anon.
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>>15544369
https://youtu.be/I7fId7MN-7s
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>>15541365

That's a long dog
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>>15544430
So that's what ARM looks like..
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>>15542299
Why does this face seem so fucking familiar?
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>>15542299
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>>15544430
>IOSYS invented Touhou porn
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>>15542299
Thanks for posting that one picture of Tenshi
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>>15545510
you're welcome
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>>15539550

>Grimlock the greatest dinosaur of them all.
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>>15544430
>This whole video
>There was even Border of Ecstasy
>Even spanking made it in
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>>15545392
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Stupid videos count too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcyFJ6Vanug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcyFJ6Vanug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuWxbqYnn4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NS3rPdgjAY
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>>15550199
mexican party is a classic
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>>15542793
Is this Touhou Souls?
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>>15550199
I used to rp on facebook with the girl who made these, t'was a magical time.
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>>15558087
>facebook
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>>15539164
>not Faith Mountie
wew
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>>15556632
>>15558087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXrwGutjVE
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>>15550199
I've never been any more glad I can speak Spanish.
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feelio when stupid pictures thread is among the best ones on /jp/

>>15544836
doctor arm makes me so hot
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>>15578031
That's pretty funny actually.
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new walrus 2hu
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I remember this from that one /jp/ thread.
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kek
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>>15544430
I remember this a few years ago. It hurts now just as it did then.
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>>15580740
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>>15580981
This ain't so bad
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>>15580981
Man, now i want to see touhous in Toriyama's style
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Classic
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>>15544430
whenever someone asks me what 2hu is i'm now going to link them to this video
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>>15582866
this is one of my all time favorite pictures
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>>15539164
I made something. Let's make some stupid oc.
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>>15583047
Man
I miss smug spirit.
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>>15582884
If bad edits and cropping for reaction images count I guess yeah, I've made plenty of OCs in the past
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but is it as long as this cat?
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>>15583645
I made this with a template I found on /co/, it's not really stupid but I don't really want to post template stuff on the OC thread
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>>15583645
Yeah, post 'em.
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>>15584410
These manga were always good.
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>>15584493
It's kinda scattered so it's not easy to find them, and I already posted some.
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>>15584499
These were the days when /jp/sies are bunch of creative people
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The classic.
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Man do I love these threads
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H-HAYAI!
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>>15544430
They showed some Lenfried there, didn't they?

I miss that Lenfried's most ichiban girlfriend tripfag. His posts were fun.
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>>15585400
10/10
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>>15585396
frick off t Lenfried's most ichiban girlfriend, no one likes you.
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>>15585496
Nope, I'm not him. I just remember a couple of the tripfags who used to come here.
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>>15580540
What is Sanae's half??
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I shouldn't be allowed to use paint if I've been awake for two days in a row.
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>>15585770
I like it.
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>>15583024
I always loved this one.
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>>15585770
Breddy gud :DD
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I'm sorry.
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>>15586102
Somebody put effort into these.
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>>15580540
Updated and less shitty shoop.
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>>15585894
Thank
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>>15585837
i really should go back and make ones for every touhou
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>>15587593
Please do anon
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>>15542299
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>>15585656
Blue part of skirt
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This is the real Gensokyo.
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>>15589143
What are they doing?
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>>15590374
A photographer does pictures of horrid looking food and a food website comissioned him to make thanksgivings dinner.
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https://a.uguu.se/u4zd1tFOcROr.swf
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>>15585770
>not in public please Chen
I giggled
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>>15590432
I think you win this thread
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I will never understand Cookie but I enjoy it anyway
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>>15590432
>https://a.uguu.se/u4zd1tFOcROr.swf

For some reason the most confusing part of this video for me is that they're using Euros despite clearly being in Japan
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We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdj6deraQ6k

A stupid touhou video.
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>>15590432
Magical
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>>15590432
Is there a video version of this? Flash sucks.

The style reminds me of this, maybe they're related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdorbmKmnck
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>>15539550
>the force of 13 katanas

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
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>>15591569
If only they did something with Alice-Reimu dialogue.
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>>15591569
"Please... please let me go ze~"

The black-white pleaded to the rainbow magician; while battling the forceful urge within her, Marisa begged again. With tears in her eyes, her actions were simply ignored by an apathetic Alice; sitting not even five feet away and reading a book, peering out the corner of her eye at the witch's struggle. Her many dolls completely restricting Marisa's movement in her time of desperation.

"You must..." the witch whined, "please, release your dolls! I can't take it much more..."

Alice remained idle and flipped a page in her book. The pressure within the Marisa grew greater with every passing second, a force that she could never prevent merely with knowledge and wit.

"I... beg of you... please..." a mixture of tears and sweat streamed from the witch's face and made its way to the magician's wooden floor.

"I... I..." with her last shred of willpower, Marisa fell to the floor. With her face down, in a shameless admit of defeat, a puddle formed from under her; the liquid passing through the thin fabric and drenched her dress within mere seconds. A smirk appeared on Alice's face as the liquid expanded on her floor and made it's way up Marisa's body; the magician placed her book down and walked passed the witch, stepping in the shallow puddle of Marisa's urine.

"I hate you... you damn bitch." With her head still facing the floor, tears multiplied in the witch's eyes and diffused with liquid she exerted moments ago. Whelps and sobs came from Marisa's mouth along with mumbles of "damn Alice..." and "I'll never forgive you."

The magician walked back into the room and tapped the witch on the shoulder; looking up, she saw Alice's hand reaching out. Knowing she couldn't continue to wallow in her piss, she picked herself up and hung her head as Alice lead her to another room.

In Alice's bedroom with the door shut behind them, the magician began to remove the soiled dress of the witch; however, she was met with a forceful hand.

"What are you doing ze~? I don't need your help," muddled Marisa with the slightest hint of red in her cheek. "I can do this myself. Also, what are those things..." she pointed to her bed. Alice picked up one of the white objects; "those can't be..." the magician nodded.

Marisa signed with a hint of disgust, "You get weirder everyday, doll freak..." A thought occurred. "Hey, wait, why do you even have those things?" Hesitant, Alice lifted her skirt and revealed that she herself was wearing a diaper. Despite the humility that bestowed onto Marisa minutes ago, a smile came to her face. "So it is true, you do lea..."

Alice forcefully grunted and a trio of dolls surrounded the witch. One quickly flew behind Marisa and untied her apron and the other two grabbed the straps of her dress and lifted it over her head; the dolls then flew off with the garments. Before the black-white had a chance to fight it, she stood in Alice's bedroom with nothing but her shirt and soaked bloomers.

Alice, face redden, placed her hand on the witch's shoulders and led her to her bed. Marisa, unsure of what she should do, was forcefully seated on the edge and pushed back by the doll otaku.

Alice excitingly placed her fingers on the witch's waist; as she was about to pull down her bloomers, the magician was met with Marisa's grasp.

"No, ze~. Don't you dare do that." Just then, a group of dolls flew onto Marisa and restrained her arms and legs once again. "Dammit, ze~; let me go!" Alice ignored the demand and pulled down the wet bloomers. Staring at what was now exposed, trickles of blood dripped from the magician's nose.

"You sad, lonely freak." Marisa remarked as it was all she could do. Wiping the drippings of passion from her face, she slid the diaper under Marisa. Sprinkling a blot of powder onto the area, she quickly taped the garment into position before she fainted from blood loss.

Regaining her composure, Alice witnessed what she had accomplished and let out a delightful smile. Flushed with redness, she placed her face next to Marisa's and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. Then with a soft giggle, she slowly walked toward the door.

"I'll make some tea and cakes." The dollmaster opened the door and exited the room; her minions release their grasp on the witch and followed.

Marisa sat up, hearing the unfamiliar crinkle as Alice's success, and pondered what the magician really meant to her.
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>>15593564

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them, and in a loud booming hiss, asked "Have you read your SICP today?"

The surroundings faded into blackness and within a few moments the group found themselves seated in a lecture hall at MIT, amongst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the blackboard, and Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, dressed in his robe and wizard hat.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the witch, the magician, Alice, and Marisa.

"What...?" Marisa managed to say, all of the confused by what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Alice whispered to Marisa.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" the witch whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at the witch with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at the witch.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.

"Nothing," she answered quietly.

"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, waving his wand around as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Marisa muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, pointing with his wand.

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," the witch exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

The Sussman raised his wand and a pointed it at the group, sending from its blunt point a stream of red parentheses. Almost immediately Alice sent forth her dolls, which collided with the parentheses at 61.8034% of their way toward her, creating a blindingly bright blue ball of plasma. The other students watched in amazement as the parentheses slowly ate their way through the doll-storm towards Alice.
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>>15593564
>>15593568
I'd read 2hu doujin drawn by /prog/
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>>15593564
Absolutely kimoi
>>15593568
Absolutely sugoi
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What does she mean by this?
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>>15590397
>a set of keys in a pie
>key lime pie

>a chicken covered in blue powerade
>chicken cordon bleu

holy shit, this guy is actually pretty clever
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>>15584554
Reimu is not a zombie, ok?
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>>15595992
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>>15584514
Holy shit, you made that slav Remi? An edit of it made its way onto [s4s]'s website.
http://dankmaymays.com/vodka/
(Near the very bottom)
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>>15596133
Yeah, I suggested the wall, too.

Not sure if I should be flustered about Russian meme site, though. Besides, It's just poor MSPaint edit.
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Yes sir!
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>>15539550
>Talking about the warboss Ghazghull Thraka but calling him an orc not an Ork
I never thought that I would ever have to seriously hope people dont actually do this.
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>>15541365
Thats a big wiener
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>>15588860
>not in "spoiler" image
what a lost potencial
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>>15544430
Im glad I saw this video, if I ever went to a touhou convention I wouldve though those fat guys were fat girls
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>>15590432
Please repost I took it too easy
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>>15595680
What's the popcorn watermelon supposed to be?
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>>15601092
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>15601453
AYYAYYYAAAAYYYYYYYY
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>>15600799
I didn't see it while it was up but I'm guessing it was one of these things.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27181646
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>>15600799
a.pomf.cat/tibyho.swf
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>>15596100
This is great
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>>15601974
How many of these are there?
I have seen like 4 already. The one where Marisa tries to fuck everyone is great kek
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Manions senpai
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>>15602472
so the Scarlet has become a second-hand rose for importing someone else's former minions (used goods)?
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>>15602472
this is orgasmic
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>>15604291
Sweet pad
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>>15545392
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>>15604642
I recognize this cat...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m07aolny3s
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>>15607516
Stupid images, not stupid posts.
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>>15608190
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Feels good
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>>15608816
llol is That donald trumpp
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>>15608816
Why is Johan of Arc shooting at the Pringle's guy's Mexican daughter ?
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>>15559832
That's awesome chen
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Great thread by the way
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>>15594927
SEVEN HEADS
L O L
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>>15609054
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>>15610131
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>>15610006
lol I pushed Patchy down the stairs
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>>15610787
That is NOT nice!
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>>15585770
source on this please~
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>>15610911
https://exhentai.org/s/8401e1dc60/824437-8
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>>15610925
thanks! i'll see it later because im at school right now uwu...
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>>15610971
>this entire post
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>>15610971
You have to be 18+ to use this website
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>>15611109
Most college students are over 18, yes
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pretty cringy
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>>15609944
This one is always good.
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>>15612106
>>15612287
>>15612318
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>>15612056
Stupid girl.
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>>15612339
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>>15614034
Why is Parsee there?
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>>15548503
Tenshi is... a man?!?!?!?!?!?!
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>>15544430
5:17 it is ellen?
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>>15585014
>loan crisis
we lehman bros. now
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Has /jp/ ran out of stupid Touhou images?!
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>>15542299
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>>15619384
mada mada
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>>15619384
I got u senpai
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>>15542231
I don't get that pic, so why did I laugh?

why is this thread making me laugh?

damn, I'm becoming dumber by the minute
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>>15559985
oh shit, there are more!
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>>15595680
holy shit my sides
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>>15601974
>a.pomf.cat/tibyho.swf
there is more of this? I know there must be, don't try to hide it
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>>15601453
this pic arouses me so for some reason
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>>15612517
Still my favorite
Marisa's face cracks me up every time

Here have my second favorite
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>>15619930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEblAksJ9Oc
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>>15620413
This one is pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-DjBCdg1c
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>>15619930
>>15620413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EYae9gK2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAzKvZvyQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxzP6eEQ_j0

Here's a playlist of related content
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcdmZFBrygTC5g_UdO5mn1XuAmHw3yHBy
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>>15620413
>>15601974

Good lord
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>>15585006
>>15585008
>>15585014
Ahh the Amerifat who never heard of Touhou trying to be deep.

It's Cookie Tier levels of autism.
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>>15620953
I don't think it was supposed to be serious.
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>>15542318
/jp/ - Planet of the Crossboarders
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>>15621806
We were taking it easy all along!
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>>15621827
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>>15622055
del
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>>15609941
>>15609977
ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Flandre Scarlet and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?
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>>15544430
does anyone know the name of the song they're dancing to in the beginning?
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>>15584554
who drew the art?
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>>15627576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqeezRGofxM
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>>15627710
thanks, anon. you're a good one.
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