Perfume General #52: Suck My Dck! Edition

I saw A~chan at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of strawberry pocky in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, A~chan stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, A~chan kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>15524074
>bitch confirmed
#gorillastrikesagain

>>15524074
What am I even reading?

>>15524880
A better question is, how are you just reading this now?

>>15524074
>pocky
I bet you think japanese people eat sushi for lunch everyday

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6T0wOMsNrI (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>15524074
>electrical interference
not even doing it right

8th for gnocchi

>>15524074
>interference
インフェテレンス

Hello everyone!
I have a Floor ticket for the San Francisco show on 8/28 that I will be giving away for $60. Please contact me via Facebook IM if you're interested.
This is also my way of saying I will not be able to make it to the SF show.
If you have any questions or concerns please let me know and I will address them as soon as I can.

Suck my dick.

>>15528314
>giving away
>$60
pick one

>>15528314
You couldn't even pay ME to watch Perfume in person. I hope your ticket remains unused, you damn LO5ER

>>15523918
man.. she is a real pro

>>15530860
You put emphasis on the wrong word, retard.

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>>15531366
kek

>>15531682
>>15531352
good posts

>>15532048
moar

hikikomori neet reporting in, leaving the house for the first time in years in sept to see perfume and staying in a hotel by myself for two days

where do i get hot azn escorts

>>15532346
in japan

>>15532346
hey me too

I'll be your azn escort

I can dress up like nocchi and everything

>>15533510
Imagine those legs wrapped around your asshole!

>>15533512
>>15533543

>>15533594
thats one tall nip

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>>15532793
but are you a girl?

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>>15532346
Japan

>>15533506
Mmm, look at those muscles. I wanna lick em.

>>15533439
man never seen yuka's pit look so dry before. this is a bad pic :(

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>>15535145
Welp, looks I'm going to have to lick them til they're moist again. The things I do for my girls, I tell ya.

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Why is she so ___________?

>>15534595
sauce?

After a long vacation I'm starting to feel like I lack the willpower surviving 4-5 days in New York. Convince me to go friends

>>15536548
you might catch the faintest whiff of yuka's butthole if you're close enough to the front

>>15536554
Well i'll ignore the troll part of this post, but the fact there's no VIP kind of scares me too. It will be a long day camping in general admission. I almost want to sell my general admission ticket and just go to the one I paid a seated ticket for, but there's no chance to be close when seated and also 2 shows is better than 1.

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if you don't think this is the nicest shit then gtfo this thread.
waited 8 months to get this webm and it was worth it.

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>>15536983
This is very nice indeed. Thanks anon, I'm going to New York and waiting in line after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75hg0XFVByw

>>15536983
thanks anon

>>15536983
Where is this from

>>15536561
That's why I bought opera box tickets

>>15537864
You must have got yours early, there wasn't even opera box tickets for resell. I got a front row seated ticket for the 2nd day though. The first day will rough but I know it will be worth it. They play a lot of songs though, it's going to be so hot and sweaty on the GA floor lol

>>15537606
I guess from "We are Perfume"

>>15537944
There's a get together on the Friday before the shows if you need something to do. Prizes and everything. I wouldn't worry about getting to the venue super early to line up, you can always wade through the crowd before the show or during a song to get up front. The worst that will happen is if someone blocks you from going past them. Easy enough, just go past someone else.

>>15538409
Sounds good, that Friday will be the one free day for me too so it works out. I don't know though, I'll probably wait in line early just to not chance it :\. I probably won't get front row but hopefully at least the first 3 rows

>>15538409
dat feel when flying in 6am saturday

never gonna make perfume friends

>>15538466
We'll be your Perfume friends anon

>>15536983
its nice because of nocchi alone

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Are we ever going to see subs for WE ARE PERFUME bros? Got the 40gb iso this morning and I'm thinking of waiting until an ass file is released or something

>>15540427
The official perfume facebook page says this: "WE ARE Perfume -WORLD TOUR 3rd DOCUMENT-" is now out in Taiwan and will be released on July 29th in the EU!!!

I think the Thai version has subtitles, maybe someone upload those. Or we will have to wait until July 29

>>15540427
>Needing subs
You call yourself a weeb...

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Look! Another nignog!

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What's good /kashiyuka/

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Uwotm8

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>>15542619
Everything

>>15542772
do you think that if you do it enough we will get fed up of blowing you the fuck out? I enjoy reminding you sub human autistic trash how bad your girl is doing right now.

go tribute her if you can even maintain a errection while looking at her.

>>15542895
<3

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>>15542619
Yo

>>15542895
<3

>>15542886
Just thought I'd remind you that all girls are best girls Yuka being the bestest of course, and that your bullying will not be tolerated. But don't worry, I forgive you!

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>>15543005
Yuka my sweet Capricorn Queen <3

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>tfw a-chan will never hug you from behind and rest her chin on your shoulder while you shop online for drapes

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>>15544250
>tfw you will never ever unleash the worlds fattest nut inbetween kashiyuka's plump thighs.

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>>15544251
>tfw you will never ever have autistic andrioid nocchi gf ever

a man can only take so much of that feel

>>15544251
im sure if you were a Jojo character, Yuka would let you

>>15544877
getting fit for perfume already. I'll get to jojo mode soon.

>>15544967
All I need to do is walk around New York some and I'll be ready for Perfume

Better hurry. Will be over soon
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41b7kg

>>15545201
Thanks anon, Dailymotion sucks so much balls though =[

>>15545219
Sorry i couldn't post it earlier, but i just stole it from the akb thread lol

>>15545229
Lol I should lurk there moar. I caught one song at least, also Kyary Pamyu Pamyu <3

Perfume FLASH～ポリリズム／音楽の日

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbg4QpwIlE

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>>15545417
<3 thanks m8

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call me girls are legit attractive now.
I can remeber being disapointed with how unattractive they all looked.

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>>15545700

>>15544251
>as her shaking wet puss violently lets out a warbled "woooooo"

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nocchi honestly has the best smile in the world.
I feel everytime.

>>15546244
Her smile is great

I opened this thread without expecting anything.
Now I'm downloading the starter pack and think I might be lesbian...
>no regret

>>15546316
>Lesbian
>Implying girls on 4chan

>>15546320
Boys can be lesbians too you bigot!

>>15546320
You never know who you'll find on 4chan.
Maybe I'm a girl, maybe I'm a boy, maybe I'm a loli, maybe I'm fbi ~

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>>15546322
Do you also want me to refer to you as "them"?
>>15546329
Are you loli trapped in a 6ft 270 pound body

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I feel like everybody at a Perfume concert will be dressed high class. Perfume has so much swag, I'm going to have to step my game up.

>>15546525
https://youtu.be/JjPuCkQytqE?t=32s

please be excited

>>15546538
Kek, alright I'm not worried about dress downs now. I was dancing to the music though :)

How early did this line start? New Yorkers are known for lining up early as fuck, you got people who wait days in line for Iphones. Although Iphone waiters are more resellers than they are fans so that's business motivated

>>15546554
Description says he got there at 1 pm and was behind ~200 people with rumors that they started 10:30pm the day before

>>15546575
Hmm.. I shall have to make some friends the day before then. I was hoping to go to the Bronx zoo on Friday, we will see...

you dont need to line up to get to the front of the stage why are people so dummy? just walk to the front through the crowd

>>15546887
i did the same at the last concert i was at, showed up like 10 minutes before doors and still got pretty much right up front even after waiting like 15 minutes to buy merch after getting in. ive never been at a perfume concert but luckily the majority of western perfume fans are girls, gays, or betas like us so its not like you'd get anyone hassling you if you just.. walked through to the front

>>15546887
>>15546934
I kind of like making friends in line though, I'm also not the type to be rude enough to push somebody who was there first, I'm just not that type to do that lol. But I'm good at keeping my spot, it is true though there will probably be lots of betas luckily

>>15546946
its not like i was even pushing my way through or anything, but i guess it might depend on how long the wait between doors and the show starting is, and the size of the venue

>>15546968
True it shouldn't be too bad, somebody on a review of NY last year said they showed up at 7AM and got 2nd row. If I show up at 4 AM I should be good

>>15546968
It's even easier if you have two drinks in hand, people will think that you are getting back to a friend but your actually just blazing through about to get your drink on

>>15547176
Lmao hilarious

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>>15536983
God bless us all.

If there is a higher power, it's Yuka's soles. We are all better people for having witnessed this.

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Hello guys!
I got an idea to show Perfume that we want to have an European leg for Cosmic Explorer too!
Take these paper dolls of the girls to explore how rich and beautiful Europe is, maybe bringing back some memories (Fish and Chips anyone?) or showing them with your biggest Perfume collection! Whatever you want!!

Let's get together to bring Perfume back to Europe!! Who's in?

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>>15548994
>Europe getting cucked
Nice paper dolls though

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>>15553572
Damn Nocchi looks old in this pic. from what I can see.

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>>15553607
I see what you did there

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kashiyuka doing what she knows best: spread his legs

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>>15555162

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>>15555418

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Necks and shoulder are among my fetishes.

>>15556021
armpits was my cutoff point, at this stage anon you may as well just say "i have girl fetish"

>>15556040
neck fetish is pretty popular anon

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>>15556109
mfw

https://soundcloud.com/pta-pino/perfume-locks-160718 (14:00)

WE OK GO NOW

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Nocchi loves bread

>>15559418
That must be great bread
>>15560342
Yuka is so sweet <3

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>>15559418
>tfw you will never be bread

>>15560427
Wow that's a look of hate, she's not even trying to hide it

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>>15536983
Finally a good video of Kashiyuka's feet. Thank you, kind anon.

I was watching a concert vid a while back and A-chan kept saying something like "BeckyBecky".
What does it mean?

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One of those days I felt like starting by listening to Perfume

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>>15548994
no matter how simple or detailed art is, it will aways be a piece of shit if it doesn't facially resemble the person it's trying to be.

why do people complement pictures that don't even get the faces right.

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>>15561961
>posting shitty photoshop ever.

>>15564616
This is nice art.. or should I not compliment this? :3

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>>15564652
no that's good art. thats okay to complement.

>>15564670
Cool =3 this is good art too

>>15564795
You're good art.

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>>15564824
No you're good art friend

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who want's to go halfs on a nocchi sex doll?

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<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbiSxunJatM

You can do anything you want with and 1 of the girls for one hour.

BUT

After that you can never watch, listen, or read anything related to perfume ever again.

Do you do it?

>>15567091
Nope

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>>15567091
If I am allowed to film our hour together then yeah probably. Gonna miss Triangle, GAME, Gurun Gurun among others though ;_;

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>>15567149
>Perfume sad faces
Don't do this... :( :( :(

I couldn't give up Perfume.. I would rather go to a hundred shows and never be in contact with them and get to keep listening than to have to completely give everything up.
I hate lewdness but... the only way I would possibly make this sacrifice is if I get A-chan preggers during that hour

>>15566271
Me! Wait what? Go halfs..?

Which reminds me. Anyone have that image of the life sized Nocchi doll standing in front of a life sized black dude playing a guitar/banjo?

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>>15566271
Just put replace the head on an ordinary japanese sex doll with an Onigiri and then you're good to go anon

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>>15567091
well yes I would, while I would miss listening to GAME, I spend too much of my day on perfume that I could be using to study japanese so in the end i would double win.

I would need a week with nocchi to make it worth it. just hugging and watching razor ramen RG

would need a whole day to do the thing I want to do with yuka

I could use an hour well with A-chan but I would just think about how much I would have rather fucked yuka dispite her being worst girl I guess I would just fill her up with my cum all day and tell her how great she is or some shit.

>>15568077
Don't be so edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7zhpMbRoUs

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>>15569488
do you even know what edgy mean?

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>>15570824
Look at this face. This is the face that sees Yuka's nude body.

I don't know if he's completely blissfully ignorant as to how good he's got it, or he's entered a whole new realm of smug because he sleeps on your waifu's ass.

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>>15570926
Kek
Yuka and I would actually probably be the best fit for each other out of the 3 Perfume girls.
Both capricorns and our personalities pretty much by default match up. I also think she has the best voice, A-Chan and Nocchi's voices sound a little different but when Yuka sings you know it's her.

A-chan has me under some spell though, a guilty pleasure, Yuka would be the best mom but I would want my babies looking like A-chan. Why must I choose 1? :o

>>15571564
>Both capricorns
lol

>>15571981
She's born literally 1 day after me! Although different years. Due to Japan's time zone difference we probably celebrate our birthday at the same time :)

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>post yfw listening to "I Don't Understand You"

I knew it was going to be shit, so why did I bother?

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>>15572054

>>15564229
Beki beki? Try looking that up, it's probably onomatopoeia.

>>15572054
Not wasting my time on it, it doesn't exist as far as I am concerned

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Randomly channeling surfing while in Kagoshima for a day and then come across this.

Also haven't lurked in a while, is everything still garbage?

>>15573398
Retarded backwards self and phone

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>>15572054

>>15573398
Stop standing on the ceiling you bat fuck

Here's a 6-6-6 proposal. You can be with any girl for 6 months, then a different girl for 6 years after that and lastly, the last remaining girl for 60 or so years.
Who do you choose for #1, #2, and #3?

>>15574359
Nocchi is too depressing for a long period so 6 months.
A-chan is too emotional so 6 years.
Kashi is perfect so 60 years.

>>15574359
I'll go Kashi, Nocchi, then A chan.

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>>15574359
A-Chan for 6 months
Nocchi for 6 years
Kashiyuka for 60 years

Sounds like the life for me

>>15574383
>>15574814
You're taking kashiyuka after the half year is over knowing full well that she's having trouble aging.

>>15574359
6 months is easy, Nocchi because she's too emo although I still think she's great.
The other 2 are hard.. I would like to be with both Yuka and A-chan for 60 years :)

i will beat any nerds ASS that insults Yuka so watch what you say

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>>15575963
hell yeah dude I'm with you

yuka defense force

>>15575973
Lmao these guys in the pic

>>15575973
Me in the front

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>>15566271
>>15567371
This?
Now is this a selling product anywhere?

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Guys, enough of this goofing around. Let's discuss what's really important here. We need to figure out how we can make A-Chan nice and plump and chubby again.

Will she accept donuts if we sent them to her? Surely we can have some sort of influence on her eating habits if we put our heads together. I feel Cubby-Chan is the missing link to get things back to the way they used to be.

We just need to send her gift baskets, or perhaps spike her food.

>>15577141
now this! is what perfume gen needs to bring it back.

>>15577141
Pregnancy. I volunteer for the job.

>>15574359

Kashiyuka for 6 months because she is demanding beauty.
A-Chan for 6 years because she is the marriage type but too strict.
Nocchi for 60 years because she can be a soulmate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btnxtNHKdXk

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>>15577141
No
Don't talk to me or my A-chan

>>15577570
I've decided to forgo the 6 months option, I can't have 6 emo months with Nocchi and let her get in my feels. So I've decided to become mormon and marry both Yuka and A-Chan for 60 years :3

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figured out why I don't understand you fails in everyway,

this isn't including the poorly implemented japanese that sounds out of place which of course makes it worse, this is talking about the fundimentals of the song.

it starts on the verse and starts to build to the chorus, but before it's built up enough it just unleashes the chorus twice and then ends. it's anti climatic and when when the thumping music kicks in too early it sucks. it's the exact oppersite of what nakata has been doing lately so it sucks for a different reason to why display sucks.

it's a real pile of shit on shallow levels such as perfumes vocals not giving the song a possitive contribution rather than piggy backing while holding it back.

I have no idea but I want to say it's embaresing though it's probably though lack of a better word for it.


gonna post this on facebook page just to piss people off, they get sensitive about perfume.

>>15578088
link to the perfume facebook page?

>>15578155
Seriously?

Literally just google 'Perfume facebook page' you fucking retard

How do we fix A-chan's weird mouth?

>>15580692
By shutting yours

>>15580692
putting my dick in it

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This song makes me feel good and brave =@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBX5YGPNDbs

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5 weeks until NY

>>15583798
I'm glad Nocchi wears shorts

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And Kashiyuka for good measure.

>>15583821
Nocchis shorts or Yukas upskirt, tough decisions

>>15583818
Her feet look surprisingly large. And you know what they say about big feet..
>>15583821
I'm usually not turned on with Perfume legs, but somehow this made me go doki doki.

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>>15584229
>Her feet look surprisingly large. And you know what they say about big feet..
It means when we make a haffu baby if he's a boy he'll have a giant haffu p----

>>15584229
Big feet means she's a good swimmer obviously. Duh!

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>>15584229
>Her feet look surprisingly large. And you know what they say about big feet..

More for me to worship! Wew!

>>15584229
It means she has a deep set vagina

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>>15584422
It would cancel out those Asian genes, huh? Kek.

>>15585105
1p swimsuits are my #1 fetishes, so I would love to see her in one. She was in a black leotard once, and that dried out my balls. Pic related.

>>15585216
>>15585508
mmmmm

>>15583818
>>15583821
>>15583852
>>15584229
>>15584422
>>15585216
>>15585508
>>15586197
I want disgusting perverts to leave. NOW.

>>15586283
i want Nocchi to sit on my face and me to intake her scent

>>15586283
So you'll be joining us?
Btw, we may be perverts, but we're not disgusting!

>>15586197
That's a shoop

>>15586283
>perverts
>discussing a female's body
>a body built for sex
>hence it having a vagina for penile intake
>b-b-but we should be ashamed and not talk about such real things

Back to plebbit with you

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>>15586392
>That's a shoop
whah..!

>>15586283
Are you the super homo that was complaining that perfume had straight fans last thread?

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>>15586283
>Making babies is bad
How do you think you got here though

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Kashiyuka is gross!

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Just bought my plane tickets to New York O.O
>>15588537
Don't be bully Nocchi

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>>15588591
you cant stop her, Nocchi comes here to bully A-chan and Yuka (its her way of venting and fighting back at them for all the IRL bullying they do to Nocchi, saying shes got no friends, etc.), but she posts pictures of herself to hide her identity and make it seem like she's just a nocchifag. you cant fool me, Nocchi!

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>>15588616
desu people shouldn't bully a-chan because she is the only reason the group is still alive.

Kashiyuka should be bullied out of Perfume.

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>>15588616
>>15588683
Do NOT bully the A-Chan!!!!

I bet a-chan has some sick stretch marks from when she was a fatass.

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>>15588767
I doubt it, she wasn't ever very fat, she was the perfect healthy weight just to thick to be an idol.

not to mention she was fat at the age of 20 meaning it's easy for her to get rid of scar tissue as shallow as streach marks.

>>15588767
She wont have stretch marks until we have our kid together. Which will still be a little while

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Tfw when never walking around a city with your waifu
Badfeel

>>15589119
why live?

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>>15589521
I don't know ;_;

This song is so happy =) even if it's promoting obesity lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHdJqLX7R8I

>>15592120
who ever taught you humor hurt you boy.

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>>15592314
Shush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlK9QZ_6i7E

How come she's so happy here?

Is she gonna quit and pursue a rock band career?

>>15592756
Let's see A~Chan do that with her gorilla arms

>>15592769
the only thing she needs to be beating is my dick!

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>>15592769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TEc17j5GF8

Not actually that bad.

Sorry, A-chan :(

>>15592871
A-Chan please beat my dick first!

This might be a stupid question but I want to go to the Perfume concert in NYC. Are there any VIP tickets for it?

>>15594006
Not that I know of, and if there is then I need to get one. You'll have to show up before sunrise and wait like a pleb to be close

>>15594031
Shame. I wanted to go all out for them.
I don't mind floor tickets, I guess. I wanna be close enough to have their sweat drip on me

I found a super secret video of them speaking english for the one show no one is going to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ruCIHEvUAA

>>15594051
Gotta show up earlyyy lol. Of course we won't literally be that close either sadly. I got floor for the first day and seated for the 2nd because I know I'll be tired after day 1. Much respect for people who get towards the front 2 days in a row

>>15594063
I'll be with other people so I don't know if they would want to wait for hours with me to be able to almost touch their legs up close

I also just want some merchandise. Do you happen to know what stuff they will sell?

>>15594058
>Nobody here is going to Chicago
what gives?

>>15594070
I live like a 4 hour drive from Chicago and even I'm not going, I'm flying out to NY instead.

That place is a shithole

>>15594069
You need more hardcore friends!
I'm not sure what they will sell, luckily they'll be there 2 days so there should be plenty of merch.

>>15594069
>>15594088
Probably they will be selling the same stuff here: http://www.perfume-web.jp/cam/cosmicexplorer/goods.html

>>15594096
>Perfume pan
This makes me happy

>>15594086
Kek
Hopefully it wasn't a venue in south chicago

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>>15594086
tbqh I can't wait to go to a place where nobody makes eye contact unless they're working. My last trip to somewhere else was refreshing =]

As soon as I got back in my home state first person I walk by makes eye contact and says "how's it goin?"

>>15594096
Ah Thanks! I wish they had more variety of shirts ...

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>>15594262
Are you going to get a pink shirt anon?

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>Sitting with A-Chan on a haystack and talking about nothing important

I need this feel in my life

>>15594063
No you don't, all you have to do is walk towards the front of the stage. Why are people so retarded about this?

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I got really excited for a moment.

perfume porn when?

>>15594969
Hahahaha.

>tfw no perfume gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10845927

>>15595194
Cosplay bondage sex with Yuka!

>>15594915
>Implying I'll let you in front of me

>>15596363
Have fun wasting your time!
Try to be an ass and resist me!
I'll move by someone else, faggot!

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>dream last night
>Nocchi attended the first lecture with me
>helped her understand because of the language barrier
>Second lecture, get there early and text Nocchi asking when is she going to be there
>No relpy
>Didn't show up

What did Nocchi mean by this?

>>15596896
Go ahead but it won't be me faggo

>>15596933
She doesn't like you :(

>>15596933
Can't even make it happen in your dreams, anon, jeez.

>tfw no kashiyuka mongel horse archer gf to play tennis with.

>>15597800
It's just not fair.

Any of my New York friends going to hit up that Perfume gallery exhibit while they are there?

Seems like it's gonna be pretty cool, there gonna have a bunch of the outfits they wore, including the sick LED ones used in the spring of life video on display. Plus they have merch on sale there too.

>>15598238
oh shit. when and where is it?

im debating if I should go to the concert. I really want to go but I'm a little pressed for money right now

>>15598456
Same days as the concerts Sept 3-4 from 11am-6pm at "Pure Space" on 26th street.

5$ discount and a free collectors postcard if you show your concert ticket.

http://www.perfume-web.jp/cam/gallery/

>>15598473
Hmm might go the 2nd day

>>15598238
didn't know about this, i might go if it's not far from the venue. desu i'm afraid of getting lost since i'll be a poor little hikikomori all alone in the big city.

>>15599187
It doesn't look like it's very far from the venue. But I know your feel, I feel confident though because I experienced a smaller city. All you really need is a GPS on your phone and knowing how to read a subway route map. But also depends on your budget if you get hungry and/or if you don't feel like walking to a subway and decide to call a cab

We're blessed to live in the era of GPS though. I'm glad I've never in my life since I started driving or going places alone needed a traditional map

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>>15598785
I can give you the ticket for this seat, I can't go. It's for the show on saturday.

>>15599505
Oh I meant go for the display. Thanks anon :)
I have a seat in that same section though! lol.
Another anon might be happy to take it. But that's a shame to hear you can't go :(

>>15536983
That 1000-yard-stare confirms everything you've ever said about nocchi. Man...
>>15596933
She couldn't handle the stress of being in class and she needs you to encourage her more. Ganbare, yume-kun!!

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>>15597090
I guess I can't even convince myself that she'd like me

>>15600292
brb going to try and force myself back to sleep...

>>15601872
>tfw her br already came but she wants to keep going

>tfw no r34 for the perfume next stage with you dolls

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>>15606392
>listens to perfume once

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>>15607732
uwotm8

>>15536983
based. thanks for this webm

ohhhh so nocchi is the cute one
i get it now

>>15608719
her sperginess is very relatable and kawaii.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx36sVlc12E

IS BACK!

>>15608719
>cute one
>one

>>15609412
Is it actually him?

>>15610150
it was posted by "swettynocchi" on tumblr, by how that blog is handled (only a few post with comments like "MAKE IT STOP !!!!!!", plus deletes a lot of them, and I think is the only person that post perfume444 vids) im pretty sure is frank

sorry my english is terrible

>>15610381
probably a frank fan, frank hates nocchi.

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>>15610386
Why would anybody hate any of the sweet Perfume dolls

>>15610709
Because Kashiyuka is the only one that isn't complete garbage

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>>15610709
as much as I love frank he is a real emotional beta guy, he wants a affectionate maternal woman and nocchi is indiependent and cold. so you can see why he doesn't really like her. it's the coldness more than anything that seems to rub him the wrong way.

I used to be an A-chan fag but 2 years of ironic tfw no autistic nocchi gf feels became post ironic and I started liking nocchi a whole lot more than the rest. it's as I've said for years, A-chan fags by defualt love nocchi and real nocchi fans by default love A-chan.

nocchi fags that don't are filthy normies that have invaded our thread.

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>>15610720
Nooo
>>15610729
>as much as I love frank he is a real emotional beta guy, he wants a affectionate maternal woman
Makes sense, some people are like this.
A-chan is waifu but I like them all
I would be least likely to last in a relationship with Nocchi of course but hate is a strong feel.
And who can dislike the sweet Yuka? :3

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Your waifu calls you to pick them up and to hurry
Do you hurry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhfYis6VuXY

>>15610993
Nah, I like to take it easy

>>15610766
>pic
>goes to the hood once

Nocchi the type of girl to give you a wank with a deadpan look on her face never breaking eye contact in the process.

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Yuka Kashino.

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FAGGOT

>>15613862
Say that to my face and sweet happens chump

>>15614903
meet me in NY and i'll bash your fookin head in bruv

>>15614947
I got 15 inches of python meat wrapped around each of these here arms that say you can't even compete brother

>>15613707
Is beautiful :3

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>>15614968
>15 inches
I had 16 in high school
Do you even roids bro?

>>15615241
>this nigga

>>15615434
To be fair I don't know if I'm even 16 inches still.
I don't even workout anymore like I did then. Just eat plenty of haagen-dazs ice cream and watch your muscles blow up

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finally confirmed. going to try and see perfume again. went to fucking japan and fucked everything up and ended up missing them so lets spend a few hundred more and hopefully this time I will get to see up yukas skirt.

yuka worst girl, yuka fags are trash

>>15616460
So... see them where?

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>>15616491
see you in a boxing ring if you are a yuka fag.

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>>15616496
I'm property of A-chan :3
But I'll still fight you for Yuka because she's great

>>15616508
Pudgy pudgy pudgy! Squish squishy!

>>15616508
Does she get charged with the japanese fat tax?

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>>15616585
>>15616596
Your mom

>>15618635
BALLS IN YO FACE

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>>15618635
>>15618690

>>15620477
this is really funny because it was when she turned around and saw a stalker in the backyard and this was part of his escape

>>15622148
How warm is it?

>>15594070
I don't want to be murdered

>>15622797
True

>>15622827
>>15622827
>>15622827