The urge to reproduce is growing. Which 2hus would make good mothers?

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>>15491119
Hina and Okuu are my favorite young newlywed mothers

2hu daughterus are a miracle of the universe

Suwako and Kanako are top tier momhus.

Remilia wouldn't make that good of a mother but I'd still mating press her petite body and reach all the way to the back of her uterus.

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>>15491156
Being 3D is truly a cursed existence

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>>15491195
I'll never be able to actually impregnate Okuu no matter how many times I fap to her and imagine us having sex. Brb killing myself.

Hm... I'd go with Momiji because of that one doujin. Well that and multiple kids. But then the aspect of having Suwako as a mum, is also pretty good. Then again with Reimu you might get a future all-powerful protagonist.

>>15491275
Would you happen to have a link to that doujin? 2hus being motherly is my fetish.

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>>15491131
>>15491255

I liked that doujin where Okuu adopted a lost baby.

Yuuka

http://exhentai.org/g/521571/e7c088836c/
http://exhentai.org/g/696653/ad4ca1a1b7/

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>>15491508
Thanks, anon, that was a beautiful story. I wish sadpanda had a tag for works like these

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Ran!

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She would make a great mother.

Which touhou Mom would let me do this to our baby?

http://exhentai.org/s/f01f605bc7/951767-16

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Though she's old as fuck, I pick Eirin, because she'd raise our children healthily and encourage them to reach their full potential. I'm not sure how well half-lunarian/half-human kids would go down. That's like, the ultimate impurity.

I trust Ran to be a good mother. Any of the Moriya girls too.

>>15492989
Well in the legend Kaguya comes from, she us considered impure from all her time on Earth, so the Lunarians purify her and bring her back, making her forget everything from Earth. In Touhou, Eirin betrays the Lunarians, kills the emissaries, and she/Kaguya stay on Earth and flee to EET. So really they're already impure.

I think the question would be more if the immortality passes to the child

>>15492989
Her body is frozen in time, it wouldnt change so pregnancy wont happen. Best you can hope for is adoption, no lunarian genes for you.

>>15491119
Wouldn't a better question be which 2hus would make bad mothers?

>>15493067
Probably whichever ones dont have a job, any responsibilities or just dick around all day.

>>15493067
I love Parsee as a character but unless you can break her jealousy obsession she's going to be a bad mother, always jealous of her own kid.

>>15493067
Marisa has no idea of good parenthood, is canonically a hoarder, and her moral system is extremely loose. This, and magicians as a rule are more self-interested in their pursuits.

Keine, while experienced with children, has antiquated ideas, and would likely indoctrinate her child while raising them.

Akyuu would hardly have any time to be a mother at all.

Sakuya is dedicated entirely to her mistress, and would probably delegate her motherly responsibilities.

Youmu is ignorant and under bad influences. That, and further diluting the half-phantom blood of her clan would be a disadvantage to the Konpaku.

Any youkai would be a bad parent because they're fucking youkai, you monster-loving shits.

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>>15493067
Nah, that would be most of them, for one reason or another.

>>15493057
I bet Eirin could make a science baby.

>>15493152
That cake is missing 10000000 candles.

>>15493067
All of them are pretty terrible.
Human village ladies > touhous

>>15493157
If Eirin is millions of years old, does that mean she's an unevolved primitive? Is her skull ape-like?

>>15493067
Why care about something like that? Anyone can nitpick all the little flaws in all the different 2hus to try and poorly rationalize why they would make bad mothers. But they have so many other good qualities, some we probably dont even know about, that can make them good ones. Post 2hu mothers god damnit.

>>15493195
I'd like you to explain how your average youkai would make for a good parent.

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>>15493211
The same way anyone else would? Youkai are people too, you know.

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>>15493236
>Youkai are people
Many youkai are personified abstract concepts or mythical creatures with a singular mindset dedicated to their natural "purpose." They are nowhere as complex as humans, and those few intelligent enough to possess something resembling a personality are rarely benevolent, interested in human conventions, or indeed at all reproducing in a biological sense.

Youkai aren't people, and ascribing to them human qualities is in fact rationalising their existence, which is a threat to their well-being. You youkai-fuckers are ironically the reason Gensokyo needed to be created.

>>15493269
Go away.

>>15493282
No, YOU go away. If you're going to talk about which 2hu would make a good mother, base the discussion on something other than your stupid fucking headcanon where anthropomorphised phobias are somehow capable of things that go directly against their nature.

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>>15493269
Is that right?

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>>15493269
That's one way of looking at it, but you could also use /jp/ to avoid any bloodshed. If there's a youkai causing an incident Reimu would hop on /jp/ and start a bunch of threads about her, weakening her in the process. If a youkai is at risk, she'd use her IRC connections to get the threads mysteriously deleted.
Now that I think about it, have you ever seen Reimu and a mod at the same time?

>>15493311
Suck my cock dude.

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Best touhou mommy ! I wish I could bring back her son to Junko-sama !

>>15493356
I have never seen Reimu.

>>15493394
Her son was a plague upon mankind and Houyi was perfectly right to shoot him down.

The real tragedy is that he was punished for doing such a great service.

>>15493400
Well, there you go.

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>>15493407
Monster ! Now poor Junko is crying.

>>15493067
FUCKING SEIGA

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psstt nothin personal dudes

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Kagerou would make a god tier mother, since female wolves are god tier mothers.

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Junko deserves new happiness.

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Okuu's gonna birdfeed you like one of her own chicks!

>>15493728

I want Okuu to vomit down my throat!

>>15492457
this is disgusting and you are disgusting

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Best choice

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Sakuya!

She basically is a mother.

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>>15493131
>Keine, while experienced with children, has antiquated ideas, and would likely indoctrinate her child while raising them.

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reisen

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>>15493067

THE MOTHER WAS CRUCIFIED.

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>>15491119
Man I want to FUCK Hinako

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>>15494112
Read her Bohemian Archive interview.
>>15493352
I didn't say youkai COULDN'T reproduce with humans. I did say they had no interest in doing so, and Rinnosuke's utter lack of enthusiasm for social interaction is a potential piece of evidence.

In addition, I remind you there ARE youkai whose mythoi involve pairing and mating with humans. The catch here is that the children of such pairings are rarely touched on, and most of the time the portents aren't the greatest when you consider their inhuman parents' characteristics.

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FIRST MOMHU
BEST MOMHU

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>>15492457
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>15491161
all good until >reach all the way to the back of her uterus.

>>15494476
Damn right
Im making that an official Term

>>15494153
Sauce?

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>>15495515
no it's milk

>>15495515
character:"reisen udongein inaba" lactation

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>>15494112
>Keine, while experienced with children, has antiquated ideas, and would likely indoctrinate her child while raising them.

>>15495526
So, yoghurt.

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>>15495885
What's wrong with yogurt? It's good for your health.

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>>15494421
Please do not sexualize the daughterhu. They are for loving and protecting ONLY.

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>>15496146
This

>>15496146
Is it wrong that I read that as,
>They are for loving and procreating ONLY.
?

>>15493152
Extract lunarian ovum, find surrogate mother.

>>15496146
Sorry, but if you don't want them sexualized don't post 'em. As for me I'm all about teaching them early.

>>15496146
The war you're fighting is already lost, the most popular Hinako artist there is has sexualized her in more ways than you can imagine.

Really, it's the worst.

>>15497910
I thought he was the only Hinako artist. The one who created her even.

>>15497914
I thought he was just the most popular artist, but it turns out that he was both the creator and has 96/109 of the pictures tagged ちび雛, so you were right.

Such is life on Pixiv.

>>15497928
that makes it even worse sadly

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>>15493680
>>15493394
Let's all give Junko kids so that she'll never be sad again!

>>15494476
Damn I would love to give Alice a sister and Shinki a granddaughter!

>>15493176
Her dad is an ape, her mom a promiscuous, impure Lunarian

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You wouldn't impregnate both a mother and daughter, would you?

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>>15502754
Why not?

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>>15491119

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>>15493269

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>>15502754
I would.

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Best touhou mom is ran.

>>15503332
SO NANUKA

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Do succubi make good mothers?

>>15493131
You are fooling no one Reimu.

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I'll make love to Yuyuko and she'll be an awesome mother.

>>15505243
They make good daughters, i you know what I mean

Is it wrong to want to have sex with 2hus, /jp/?

>>15512923
No

I mean, that's why we are all here for, no?

>>15512937
But it just feels seedy and immoral.

>>15513042
How?
There are girls, girls ought to be fucked.

>>15513261
Most 2hus are pure though. They shouldn't be debased and corrupted!

>>15513326

There's nothing debased about mating for breeding purposes with the one you love.

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Would immortals be able to get children?
A-Asking for a friend. I am not Mokou.

Honestly the term 'Mating Press' in reference to intercourse has to be the grossest phrase that /jp/ has ever coined.

>>15522652
>grossest phrase that /jp/ has ever coined
That's quite a statement to make
I disagree with you there

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as long as the kid doesnt end masochist like the mother

unless you are a sadist

>>15522652
>'Mating Press' in reference to intercourse

That's untrue, though.

>>15522599
You're right, I'm Mokou.

>>15493407
>Her son was a plague upon mankind and Houyi was perfectly right to shoot him down.
People still parrot this incorrect theory despite it literally coming from Reddit.

>>15522652
For a while the word "gooey" was trending on /jp/, that one was way worse.

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>>15525420
Gooey, sticking 2hu vaginas!

>>15491119
wat Damn guys, don't make rape jokes, those are shared with other people, but singleplayer leaves much to play with keys that are untranslated

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>>15525420
I'm gonna gooey in Junko's patooey!

>>15525420
Gooey, moist taints.

Childish.

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Just imagine if every single 2hu was made a mommy, and in every case Zun was the papa.

I want to fill Aya with filthy eggs and never call her!

>>15535638
>I want to fill Aya with filthy eggs and never call her!

What did he mean by this

>>15535731

I believe he wants to make Aya the Crow Tengu into a single mother!

>>15535731
He is gonna make Aya eat an entire bowl of eggs

The horrible feeling when there's like 1 picture of Eirin pregnant.

>>15522652
You mean greatest phrase?

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>>15540869
REMOVE THIS POST

Satori are NOT for breeding. Please do not bring more of these wretched creatures into the world!

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>>15540884
Stay strong Anon

>>15550048
Unf.

>>15522652
>implying gross filthy depraved sex is bad
I'll mating press your mom, dude.

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>>15560651
Isn't the "mating press" a common sex position though? I wouldn't necessarily call it depraved.

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>>15540869
I want to neglect Satori during her pregnancy!

>>15561151
Would you mating press an Alice or her mom?

>>15571923
Shanghai!

>>15571923
Shinki!

>>15493282
>>15493372
Are most Touhou fans this delusional?
This is something I see on tumblr

>>15580171
Oh fuck off

>>15580171
Let people have their fun m8

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>>15579909
Gangbanging Shinki and passing her around like a fuckdoll in front of Alice!

>>15585789
Does a propensity for fuckdolldom run in the family?

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>>15585789
Get yer own, nerd
Shinki belongs to me, and me only!

>>15585876
Is that what she told you?

>>15505243
How's a koakuma supposed to become a mother when they always insist on swallowing everything?

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>>15535515
>mfw the last reply on there is me and my words are now part of jaypee lore forever

>>15587834
But he already made Rinnouske

>>15587886
Nobody likes Kourin though except Marisa

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I don't think Tenshi would make the best mother, but I'd still impregnate her.

>>15587886
>>15587892
the joke still works since ZUN never drew him

What if you had a son instead of a daughter?

>>15587900
I would rather her lazy servant

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>>15491119
They need basic knowledge first

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Winner of the best 2d wife and mother award

>>15493131
>Keine, while experienced with children, has antiquated ideas, and would likely indoctrinate her child while raising them.
how is this bad?
>Akyuu would hardly have any time to be a mother at all.
you fucking monster

>>15491119
[Spoiler]Junko[/spoiler]

>>15604647
phoneposter pls go

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>>15604647

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>>15605551
Junko best mom. Body built for breeding and enough love to go on a homicidal rampage for them.

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>>15585876
Shinki is for sharing!

>>15605551
>>15605753
Not even a mememom like Byakuren. Literal perfection.

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>>15605551
WHAT THE FUCK

just LOOK at that HEALTHY BODY!!