Yukkuri Thread

Take it easy!

>>15488001
what an uneasy looking marisa

>>15488388
It's clearly a dosu, dosu can't take it easy because they are too busy making sure everyone else is taking it easy.

>>15488398
what's a dosu

>>15488401
A really really big Yukkuri, usually a Marisa.

>>15488407
oh
thanks

New Yukkuri Diary update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf4NLMtrbHk

>>15488661
I for one cant wait. How long does it usually take him to actually put the updates on the app store after he makes the video?

>>15488661
IT HAS SAKUYA AND MYON WHEN IS IT COMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15488686
Usually on the same day.

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>>15488401
This

>>15488398
Isn't that Tani Takeshi? I saw he likes to dress up like that from time to time

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>>15488661
>>15488686
It's actually weird that it's not updated already, he seems to generally put a new video and update the store page right around the same time.

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>>15488661
Post Myons!

Enjoy some easy justice on this 4th of July, anons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDnVkcc_b34

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>>15489375

Can someone link me the last thread?

>>15491914
>>15436822

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Sweet mount, bro

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Uhh

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あることをやってみたくて
バッジ付きから生まれた
赤ありすを買ってきた
I wanted to try it, I bought a baby alice born with a badge

ゆぴー
ゆぴー
Yupii
Yupii

むーち！
むーち！
Mwunch!
Mwunch!

普通に世話をして育てる
それなるの値段なりに
素直で従順な個体のようだ
I cared for it normally
It's proved its price
being like an obdient and submissive one

だいぶなついてきたので
そろそろ最初の段階に
進んでみようか
うまくいくかな？
Seeing that it's considerably domesticated
It's about time to begin the first stage
will it let it go well?

おにーしゃん
まだぁ？
Mishter, shtill?

New YD update is up.

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>>15493636

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>>15493655

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>>15493636
Here's some examples of tool use. It seems the yukkuri finally have use of their flap flaps!

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>>15493678

Sakuya will clean up any dirty Remi or Fran.

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>>15493682
And that just makes it even more fun to tear them off~

>>15493678
I'm at work so I can't test it out, do they hurt each other with the sticks? Do shit head flans and remis hurt the sakuyas?

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>>15493655
Huh

Anyone getting this? Every plant has looked like shit since the last two updates on every graphics setting. Tried reinstalling, not sure what else I could do about it on an android

>>15493821
This version is a bit glitchy, the sounds dissappear whenever there's a notification.

>>15493821
There is a message on the graphics option saying to wait for a bug fix, maybe that has something to do with it.

>>15493821
I consistently have certain items and effects that have no texture, like the flowers when you Praise yukkuri, or the couch in the beach home. Never could figure it out.

>>15493793
Can confirm shit head flans don't seem to attack sakuya when they would attack others

Sakuya seems to try and clean any yukkuri, not just the Scarlets.

where's my comfy yukkuris

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>>15494789

>>15493793
>on /jp/ at work
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Did this brain dead monk just...?

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>>15494789

More for taking it easy.

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>>15493636
Looks like Patche can dig up Mister Grimoire now!

>>15495743
You no longer clip through the death bridge at the shrine so if you want to go to heaven you have to jump off of the side or else you get stuck underneath the bridge. Also not sure if this is a bug or there are just diminishing returns on how many times you can bring yukkuri back from heaven but I brought a Flandre back from heaven and she died as soon as I pulled her off the flower.

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I don't know if i should get back to making my comic or translating the next page of this >>15492618
either way i'll do it tomorrow, r8 my patchouli btw

>>15496564
It's good anon. What's the story about?

>>15496564
Draw more of your comic, please. It looks great.

>>15496617
marisa goes hunting

>>15496663
oh

>>15496666
the pages i did before translating the takumi pool for the past couple threads are on my pixiv
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=57269134&mode=medium

>>15496673
okay
thanks anon

For some reason the naked mini bodied yukkuri bother me a lot. It's the way their limbs are, and how they move. Something just always seems so off about them. It doesn't help that the first story I ever saw with them was Big.g's raising mini bodied yukkuri story where they're massive shit heads and just stare at things without saying anything in a few panels.

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Okay this is a new problem.

>>15497168
I think that's intentional, IIRC the jap community calls them 'shitty nude' bodied.

>>15497180
Ha that's awesome. I hope we start seeing more abyuse stories with them. I also hope we see more little normal bodied yukkuri like the Utsuho in Takumi's recent home invasion story. That Utsuho was adorable.

>>15497174
WHOS THAT YUKKURI?

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Oooh, new yukkuri type. Cowboy hat Reimu

>>15497216
Reisen

>>15497887
That's one of the accessories based on the time of year. Sun hat and rabbit ears happen during Spring, fruit hats I think are Summer, kotatsu or Santa hats for Winter, etc.

The PC version still remember my Yukkuris fom 0,1 version. Anybody know where is the save file so I can have fresh start?

>>15495743
I don't think they 'dig them up', it seems like with the handheld items they just randomly appear in their hands, even indoors. I notice the title screen reimu occasionaly has a flower.

>>15494818
>>15495372
cyake it eajy mister !

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>>15498376
Y-y-yu too!

>>15498222
They seem to lose them when you take them to other places, though. I had a Myon spawn with a stick in her mouth, but when I took her to the House it was gone.

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>>15496564
page 13 done
i'm kind of disappointed that everyone voted for mister lich to get flan in time

Can you take their flowers away?

Also Cirno with the frog is adorable.

>>15499106

Couple bully points for ya

1) Need to work a bit harder on designating areas of blank space for text, panels 2 and 4 have a couple spots where the text gets a bit muddied in with the images
2) I think it would help a lot with the overall visual clarity if your boxes for each panel were a bit cleaner. Working out the straight, clean lines will more evenly separate each panel from each other and make the presentation a lot nicer.
3) This is probably a bit nit-picky, but the yukkuris are speaking almost a little too fluently. For the Patchy you could probably write it off as her being smarter than most yukkuri by default, but the Marisa seems pretty young to be speaking so well in the 5th panel.

But y'know, take it all with a grain of salt. Just doing what you've done puts you lightyears ahead of me as far as accomplishments go, I'm just trying see where I can point out some issues you might want to consider.

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>>15499151

>>15497950
whoosh

Osatou are what yukkuri should have always been.

Too bad those comics about the polymorphic Cirno ended. Now it's just tani takeshi

https://youtu.be/y3wD1dN45io

https://youtu.be/HE2h9ppdyr8

A very easy meister update

I guess by putting food in the altar at the new house, you teleport to a huge new wilderness area

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Dammit

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Is mister Anon a person who can take it easy?

wait are these really supposed to be dorito colored? never realized

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>>15502849
No!

>>15502604
I finally murdered the two home screen Kos, my life is complete.

This new area is open world tier.

>>15502849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WhLdZzcyzs

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If you were a Yukkuri what would you taste like?

>>15503481
failure

>>15503481
Watermelons

>>15503481
Cheap beer.

>>15502900
Abyusers use mister phone.

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snuuuu...

>>15502936
How did you do it?

>>15505214
Is that whipped cream or something else...?

>>15503481
Shepherds pie

>>15503481

red spree

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A frogged Cirno

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Don't take it easy.

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The cow still works and let's be honest, that's the most important feature.

>>15503481
I would probably be flavoured like ground beef or something.

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>>15503481
Scrambled Eggs
I always eat them for breakfast

>>15503481
fruit juice

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I object to the easiness of this creature!

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Delicious new food in today's small update. Only in Violence Mode, and can be fed to other yukkuri.

>>15508852
You can also abuse them quite heavily without them dying.

>>15503481
Doritos.

Looks like PC is getting the most recent update as well, but I don't think he's released that yet. Likely still no Violence Mode, I bet, so no doughnut yukkuri.

>>15511490
>Looks like PC is getting the most recent update as well
Finally I can abuse them agai-
>Likely still no Violence Mode
fug

>>15503481
Lime Chile Shrimp Ramen

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Anyone have (partially) translated version of Maricha game ?

>donut reimyu going "sorry for being so cute"
I love this game.

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What the fuck?

>>15494818
I love this picture. I wish I had a sleepy patchy to take it easy with.

>>15512858
The abused yukkuri have returned as vengeful spirits to take revenge on the living.

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>>15512890
Mister undead are very uneasy, the dead should take it easy forever!

>>15512858
They're probably the ghosts of the two yukkuri you spawn in front of when you zone into the new area.

Also, new video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOuMsnK6qiI
Seems he's decided to continue working on Breed and Collection too.

>>15513463
But why

>>15513463
Doesn't seem like much changed there, maybe textures and an updated engine from what he showed in the video.

>>15512244

I had one back at version .98 I think?

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Which Yu would you want to eat?

>>15517055
Koyukkuri chen. Starting by swallowing the hat, then picking off the tails and ears, and finally gouging out it's eyes and digging into the rest of it.

>>15517239
Wouldn't eating Yukkuri technically be pretty nasty? I mean they have hair, eyes, teeth etc.

>>15517267
Lurk moar, summerfriend. Yukkuri are bean paste on the inside, with soft skin made of a sort of dough and accesories, teeth and hair made of sugar.
>inb4 "ur the nufage"

>>15517279
FUCK I WANTED TO REPLY TO THIS WITH >>15517281 BUT I MISTYPED FUCKKK

>>15517055
my apartment's central air is busted so a cirno would be nice

The donuts kos are fucking gross. The regular yus start eating them and they shit all over them.

>>15517433
That's fucking exhilirating IMO. Y'know, the utter hypocrisy of those retard creatures eating one another unknowingly due to their stupidity.

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>>15517354
Which flavor?

>>15517970
Lemone for me

>>15517970
Blue Hawaiian for sure. It's my preferred drink when I go out.

Would kimeemaru and creepy nitori get along?

>>15517970
I'm a Melon guy

>>15517337
What a nufage.

Ey, new update. Now we can get 60 YUKKURI AT THE SAME TIME wow
Meh
>still waiting for pins and lighters

where the sweet abuse at baby

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Stop littering you baka dosu

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>>15522349
Light bullying is the only acceptable variety of abuse

No, fuk u

>>15492330
>>15492335
What does the cow do?

>>15523617
Eats yukkuri, can be ridden like the car.

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>>15492618
Which pool is this or is it only one page?
I changed the wording a little, let me know if it's wrong!
Also has anyone seen this easy anon's work?
>>15515358

>>15523775
This one:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1283

Hopefully the easy translator gets a chance to finish it.

>>15523795
i just realized the folder i was keeping my translations in... i accidentally deleted it. i'll have to start over again.

i'll do page 2 later today

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>>15524203
Paste for brains!

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>>15492618
さぁ、お風呂からあがったら
すぐにおくるみを着ようね
Now, when you get out of the bath quickly put on your clothes, okay?

ほんほん
Honhon

おにーしゃん、ありちゅ
とっちぇもあちゅいから
まだこのままでいちゃいわ．．．
Mishter, Alich. Alich ish very offeshive. Wanna shtay wike dis...


だめだよ、ありす
裸のままでいるなんて、それは
とても恥ずかしいことだよ
イナカモノのすることだよ
That's no good, Alice. Why would you remain naked? It's a very embarrassing thing. Something a country bumpkin would do.

ゆぅ？
はだかんぼしゃんは
はじゅかちぃことなの？
Yuu? Mishter naked ish an embarrashing thing?

そうだよ
おにいさんを見てごらん
いつもお洋服を
着ているだろう？
That's right. Look at mister, aren't I always wearing clothes?

まむまむもあにゃるも
まるみえの姿でいるのは
とっても恥ずかしい
ころなんだよ
Your mamumamu and anyaru are fully exposed, aren't you very embarrassed now?

>>15524439
>ころなんだよ
should have wrote
ことなんだよ

Your mamumamu and anyaru are fully exposed, isn't that very embarrassing?

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>>15524463
ゆうう…
おにーしゃん
はやきゅおくりゅみしゃん
きせちぇね？ありちゅ
はちゅかちいわ…
Yuuu... Mishter, hurrwy and put on mishter cwothes? Alich ish embarrashed...

わかってるよ
ありす
I understand, alice.

やっぱりあんこ脳…
じゃなくて
カスタード脳だな
As I thought, paste for brains... or rather custard for brains.

この調子で徹底的に
裸でいることは
恥ずかしいことだと
思いこませる
At this rate, she'll really think being naked is shameful

特に野良は露出狂の
ＨＥＮＴＡＩーだと
言い聞かせる
She'll be convinced strays are HENTAI in particular

>>15503481
vodka

>>15503481
Sweat and cigarettes.

>>15510150
DVakurri when

These English translations: cringe s m h

>>15525204
please take over translations if you're better at japanese than me, i'd really appreciate it.

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>tfw no pokemon go style yukkuri game
I just want to smash 'em all.

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>>15526043
Stupid mister human, translations grow on their own!

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Hey guise, I actually speak some japanese - been there, spoke to people for directions and other stuff - I'm intermediate at it I suppose. I could be an eajy mister translator, since I usually just read the comics in japanese.

>>15526970
>Easy days~, translating days~
>Mister translation grow grow grow right here:

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/62802?pool_id=1278

Right now is fine.

>>15524439
>Alich ish very offeshive.
I don't understand what offeshive means.

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>>15524577

>>15527345
offensive

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>>15528807
Okay, I'm still confused but here it is.

>>15524439
>あちゅい
>あつい
Sounds to me like she's saying she's hot.

>>15530432
That makes much more sense. She's sweating

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As expected, the Myons are very fun to torture. I shaved this little shithead and put her in a room full of accessoryless shitheads. She never has time to sleep because at least one of the shitheads will be either puffing at the ugly thing that can't take it easy, or trying to steal her headband. Those cries of "gomen nasai myoooon!" will go ignored tonight :3

>>15533328
>trying to steal her headband
What happens if they succsefully steal it? Do they wear it or is it just so she can't take it easy either?

>>15533568
Usually they just wear it if they don't have an accessory on, but I've seen some hold it like an item, which is also hilarious.

I keep a shithead family in that little pit near the bathroom and steal the accessory from one of them sometimes. They all start fighting and screaming about all the poo-poo they're leaving, it's a huge mess.

Another YD update, he's added a totally new beach location and ditched the cove. Now it's more like a resort. Also, fish-yu don't immediately start sobbing without water so moving them around is much easier.

He's also added Yukkuri GO, but I use an Android emulator so I can't make any use of that.

>>15535013
What android emulator is recommended again? I remember someone said there is something better than Bluestacks right now

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>>15535060
I've been using Bluestacks, but if there's a better one I'm game.

If going through a bullet hell is sure to result in taking it easy then you must fight!
ZUN said so and I think he knows a little more about 2hu then you do pall, cause he invented it! And then he perfected it so noone could best him in taking it easy!

>>15535013
>bluesnow will never add nitori
Why live?

>>15535060
Andyroid

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>>15526652
Ask and ye shall receive

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>>15535578
What can you do with the yukkuri?

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I guess I owe the Yukkuri one after all the horrible things I've done to them...

>>15536521
Holy shit I've never seen a negative score before.

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>>15535013
OH my god

It sucks ass, but I appreciate his moxie

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Let's not.

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>>15536952
new thread guys

>>15537012
This thread isn't even close to the bump limit. Fuck off.

>>15536968
Engrish always looks so cute for some reason, like that chinese that draws Mokou a lot and puts a little description.

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>>15537012
>>15537028
I want to fix my fuck up

>>15537047
It's okay dude just let the other thread get deleted and keep posting here, with any luck you won't get banned by the meido!

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>>15537047
Then let it drop off easy and you can just feel like a catalog-ignoring idiot for a few more days, uneasy tripfag.

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>>15537039
I have to give bluesnow credit, he's basically the only one making yukkuri games that caters to non-Japs.

Him and the guy making these Youtube animations, started subbing them a few months ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QFgcuO-2Xg

>>15537174
>get a room full of shithead Remis and 1 Sakuya

>ZAGUYA ZAGUYA ZAGUYA ZAGUYA

Cute

>>15537211
Thought it was kinda funny that a shithead Remi still gets attacked by a Sakuya if Remi tries to eat other yukkuri.

>>15536758
Yeah, normally you can't get a negative score, because if you try to buy something you can't afford, the game just won't let you.

The way I got a negative score is by scolding a Remi a bunch. Scolding decreases a yukkuri's value, but doesn't hurt it, so it can be done indefinitely to lower the value as much as you want, and eventually I got into the negative.

At that point, the value calculations got weird: petting after scolding decreased the value instead of increasing it, up until a point. Then, it went back to increasing it, but after another scolding, it did the decreasing thing for a bit again, and so on. Getting the yukkuri dirty then clean also had a net gain of negative value.

After I got to a value of something like -40k, I sold it, and my score went from 5000 or so to -9999999, so that's some nice math.

I tried this with other yukkuri too, but I had to try it on a few until I found another one that went below 0, the other ones wouldn't.

>>15537680
I tried that, and after a point it starts raising their value instead of lowering it, Even with niceheads it eventually raises it after a while of lowering it. I'm not saying it doesn't work, but is there any specific way to get it to work?

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>>15537644
>>15533328

I'm a little confused by these posts ; I've never once seen a yukkuri counterattack.

To make sure, I put together a dozen various together with a remilia, and they all just sat there as Ramey killed them all one by one. She never took damage once.

>>15539770
*flan
*and I quoted the myon post by accident

>>15539770
I've definitely seen it, I watched a Remi lose her hat and some hair after attacking a couple Marisas. It's almost always shitheads though, as I tend to leave them in the Park/Ruin and keep the good ones at one of the homes.

>>15535578
>>15535013
That was quick, thank you based Bluesnow.

>>15539770
A while ago I had a shithead Flan who kept on attacking all the other Yukkuri, she ended up losing both her wings after getting mobbed.

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PC version of YD has gotten an update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBNwl5o7bU8

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BytIrLYjc6nzT0xqd1pkR0s3Q2c/view

>>15541444
Can I bully the yukkuri now?

>>15541545
No

>>15541545
Nope, still Love Mode only.

I don't know if it's new, but shithead Cirnos cause yukkuri they attack to become cold. I could have sworn he removed that awhile ago, but I'm not sure.

Basically on PC the best you can do is make shitheads attack other yukkuri, or feed them ice cream/ramen to change their temps.

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>walk into bedroom
>see this on your bed

wat do

Is BlueSnow one person or a company?

>>15488891
No that's a guy who cosplays the Osas. Tani met him once. I believe it was just as confusing to him as it was to us.

>>15542796

It's one dude who got threatened by the retarded anti-abyuse morons that spam OYP and freaked out because he thought they were going to get the app pulled.

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>>15542091
You can kill Yukkuri in the PC version by drowning them IIRC, but it takes a really long time.

Picture unrelated.

>>15543338
Yeah most of them gain points like crazy while in the water since you're cleaning them, I didn't even know they could drown anymore.

Hi I'm new to Yukkuri Diary and I would like some beginner tips or a link to a beginners guide or something. One question I have is how do I determine if a yukkuri is a nicehead or a shithead?

>>15543962
Shitheads will fart constantly when you pet them and have a really low score for their type. Also watch for drool.

Niceheads have a high score, and some will even have silver/gold sparkles around them.

Low-score/shithead predators (Remi/Flan) will always attack other yukkuri as food. Other yukkuri will also always attack one without their accessory (hat). The leaf is considered bad food and will make yukkuri unhappy, while the ramen/ice cream can change their temperature (too much in one direction will make them upset).

>>15544362
this, and also listen for "baka baka" because that's them calling you an idiot. shitheads will also tend to do puff-puff if you scold them, and tell you to apologise to them.

Yukkuri diary 'secrets' :

-most objects, including invisible walls, can be destroyed by rockets. Behind an invisible wall in front of the house, is an incomplete store you can enter.
-the house down the road has an offering tray. Putting food in it will teleport you to new area.
-the ruins area has a destructible door with a torture room behind it
-by jumping off the bridge at the shrine down the road from house, you can enter yukkuri heaven and hell and revive dead ones.
-the cow in the field is a car
-in yukkuri heaven, there's the house from the first game somewhere left of the path. It's very far away though.

>>15543962
Make sure you turn on quick sale in the settings, go to the beach and grab any Yukkuri you see and just sell them for some easy love points.

>>15544362
>>15544407
>>15544639
>>15544958
Thanks everyone.

>>15539206
Well, I remember shooting rockets at them to decrease their value, that might help. As far as I know, rockets do little to no damage, so it's another way to lower value without killing them.

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>>15544639
Wow, the house in heaven is real! It doesn't have any collision though, it's just an easter egg for fun.
It wasn't to the left though, it was straight ahead, beyond the car, and not so far away.

>>15547645
Oh, oops.

The one time I found it I took a left and wandered in what I thought was a straight line

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Which disembodied head is your favorite when it does have a body?

Weird PC update, adding a sushi roll that gets stuck in anyarus and some kind of a slap, both having a round of applause when they connect with yukkuri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVHiPzlc_BI

>>15550131
I'm so used to Remis and Reisens having a body that I'm used to it and find them cute

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My boy, easiness is what all easy Yukkuri strive for!

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>>15550131
teruyo

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Mukyu!

>>15550207
So after messing with this, it looks like the sushi and slap are bluesnow's way around adding a true Violence Mode. Enough sushi causes a yukkuri to inflate, shit a lot, and then deflate while crying. The slap can knock off accessories/hair/etc and if done enough turns them into the retarded type as it doesn't seem to cause any actual damage outside what I listed.

>>15552420
>you can slap a yukkuri retarded
10/10

>>15542156
Proceed to pleasure myself with these yukkuris.

>>15552420
>those claps and laughs
This is Yukkuri Diary Big Bang Theory edition

>>15551106
It is written, only Marisa can defeat Mr human.

New here

Why do people bully yukkuris?

Why can't they just be for love?

>>15556008
Because they find them annoying and childish or selfish or whatever, and since they're fictional people can take out their anger more brutally than they could if they were like, cats (which they essentially are, just capable of speech).

I don't know how people can see something like >>15494818 and not want to just take it easy

>>15556008
Because yukkuri's only purpose in life is to take it easy and those that can't take it easy don't want others to take it easy, so yukkuri are punished.

>>15556008

Have you ever seen one of those stress toys, the ones that kinda look like a little creature, where when you squeeze it it's eyes bug out?

Yukkuri abuse is basically like that, only cranked up to 11.

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>>15556008
See picture

Imagine going outside and instead of hearing birds chirping you hear the sound of babies crying and babbling nonsense

>>15556008
Because nobody wants to write/draw them that way anymore. The handful of content-producers still around work somewhat slowly and generally only do abyuse works.

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When do parents begin to stop recognizing their children? The grey haired one is the daughter of the white haired one, and after I grew her up she ended up fucking her mother

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>>15557034
I wonder if incest among Yukkuris would end up in their children being retarded hairless Yukkuris.

>>15556008
Yukkuris is a kind represent humans and anyone want kill someone.

>>15558214
Salvationhope? How the fuck did your broken-ass english get here from OYP?

>>15556008
Learn more about Yukkuri lore, they're practically Nazis.

>>15558214
Yun! Mister Goldbergstein really can't take it easy!
Hop on in mister oven and die easy!

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Wir mussen die juden ausrotten easy!

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>>15559808
Why do you desecrate the original?

>>15558238
>ow the fuck did your broken-ass english get here
By SF and 8/pol/.

>>15558627
And why this is a bad thing?

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http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/66417?pool_id=1348
There's a new page in this one and someone already translated it.
I tried to edit the munch sounds in the last panel but I couldn't do it without ruining the drawing behind and I couldn't redraw it in a way that didn't look like shit.
Also I think the stuff in katakana are the fx of the machine working but I can't think of a good way to write it.

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>>15560120
oh wow, other than all the bean paste stains that will be all over the place and probably won't come out, this has got to be the worst thing, she put a fucking hole in the screen in a place that can't be ignored.

>>15557034
In Breeding Observation I don't think parents and children ever got it on

>>15562414
in breeding observation kids could have their own kids extremely quickly though
they would get tiny as FUCK

>>15562491

Remember when observation was the single floor house with the fucked up path out back where they would get stuck?

And the winter wonderland xmas land?

>>15560120
That random Reisen.

>>15562491
Yeah, I had some that I couldn't even pick up because clicking on them was impossible.

>>15562491
oh yeah, when I was playing the shit out of it I'd just place a bunch of rare types in an aquarium and pick the tiniest ones off for maximum profittings

>>15562957

Wait what, what Reise-

Awwww, that's lame.

Though its funny how rarely non-bodied Reisens actually turn up in stories.

So I was feeding my yukkuri in YD, and I heard a weird sound. Turns out when Sakuya has her brush in her mouth she'll run around cleaning other yukkuri. You'll sometimes hear what sounds like someone brushing their teeth, and it's Sakuya cleaning any yukkuri around her.

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This little shithead Remi. My Cirno and Remi gave birth to her and she immediately started eating her siblings and caused a massive nice head punchup that killed her sister and mother. As revenge, I:

>Filled her anyaru with rockets countless times
>locked her in the fridge to freeze
>took her accessory off, and put her in the cage and the accessory outside
>threw her into the pit, then had all 30 of my nice heads do poopoo and covered her in it
>shaved her and threw her to my shitheads in the ruin
>made her pregnant and killed the child who was on the stalk
>beat her to death then followed her to hell to let it continue

No one hurts my niceheads.

>>15566450
I get so paranoid when there's a predator about to be born. Generally I don't get shithead kids from my niceheads anymore but I've walked into a pile of sobbing yukkuri while some tiny Flan/Remi is going on a biting spree.

>>15566450
>made her pregnant and killed the child who was on the stalk
How do it?

>>15566676

You can hit them if you angle it right.

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>>15566450
>beat her to death then followed her to hell to let it continue

Will mister writers ever return?

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>>15569045
Give them time, they need to take it easy too!

>>15569045
Still gathering what remains of my self esteem and motivation. But I think I'll be back before long

Mohawk-san app?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgpBry2oeo

>>15569995
Wat

>>15562491
Was this removed the current version? I don't ever recall siblings doing incest. Speaking of Breeding Observation, is there any way for babies to grow bigger?

>>15570303
I played until two generations of parents died of old age and none of the babies got a smidge bigger...

That's the main reason I switched over to Diary.

>>15570393
Every now and then I open up Breeding Observation just because sometimes its fun to load a microwave up with a bunch of koyukkuri or stuff max population count in a toilet and flush. I wish some of the ways to kill the yukkuri from Breeding Observation were brought over to YD, cause outside of that YD is a much much better game.

>>15570595
I miss suiis and stretch-stretch

>>15570679
Yeah I'd like it if the weird lean-and-wink animation in YD was replaced with stretch-stretch.

>>15569995

Mister mohawk running down a busy street with a Remi on his shoulder and a yukkuri in each hand is priceless.

>>15571384
Edward Easyhands

>>15569995
Yukkuri GTA?

>>15572807
grand theft easy

>>15566450
>then had all 30 of my nice heads do poopoo and covered her in it
how do you get niceheads to do that?

>>15573957
If you hold them over the toilet mats they almost always poo-poo.

>>15573392
And remember, easy is everything!

Grove Street. Maricha's easy place. At least before I uneasyed errythang up.

>>15574980
first mission is riding a sui to grove street

Do these threads still do story dumps?

I wish Yukkuri culture is still alive.
I blame the abuse trend that happened.

I miss getting info about what paste inside type of yukkuri, their behavior, and sub-types like Kimonge

>>15580202
A culture will never be completely dead as long as there's about three weirdos with internet connections.

>>15580249
Three? Sounds sad as fuck to me.

>>15580271
oh come on weirdo #2, give weirdo #1 a break, it's not sad, the three of us have each other.

>>15570595
>cry about a sub-culture of sub-culture
The Yukkuri culture is pretty big but the people is losing the interest. Event this is the best part of Touhou after the games.

>>15580362
If it weren't for the abuse it might be still alive. Who knows.

>>15559808
Sieg heil!
Sieg heil!

>>15517970
I choose Meguka

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Fresh content from flockdraw.

>>15581571
Q U A L I T Y

New video btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAw0yxS8dk

A very rare Dai-chan!

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Anyone ever thought of a yu torture you'd like to see?

I'd like to see how fat a Yu can get.
And dine on yu-foie-gras afterward.

>>15582809
This isn't torture per se, but I had an idea for a yukkuri comic where scientists wonder why ordinary yukkuri types are so stupid, and try to breed intelligent ones.

The first problem they run into is the sheer energy requirements of advanced cognition, which are far above anything that a natural environment can provide.

Eventually, they create one Reimu which has an intelligence on par with a Patchy, which promptly goes insane, jumps into a river, and dies.

The conclusion is that the existence of yukkuri is so inherently absurd that anything with true sapience would seek to end it.

>>15580389

I dunno, I don't think it would've really gone anywhere besides the occasional cutesy picture or story.

>>15582030

dawwww what a sweet story.

One of my favorites is the one about remi kidnapping a maricha to babysit her children.

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>>15585730
I like that he has a few yukkuri he revisits, like that Maricha, the large Reimu and I think there was a Remi or Flan he had a handful of stories about.

>haven't paid attention to anything yukkuri for ages
>check if there's been a yukkuri diary PC update yet on a whim
>there actually has, at long last
>still no violence mode
Can't take it easy like this.

>>15586478
Technically the new Sushi roll and backhand options in the food menu allow abuse, even though it's got the laugh track instead of regular sfx.

>>15582030
Huh, I could have sworn all of the video titles were in English last I checked. Did he change therm ?

>>15582030
This makes me wish so badly there were Yukkuri animations

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Reisen is best yukkuri

>>15588996
Please don't bully the moon paste!

>>15589018
I specifically asked you to not bully her.

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>>15589135
Don't worry, she doesn't mind.

>>15588996
>>15589006
I don't get it.

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Does a decapitated bodied yu survive as a normal one?

>>15590245
There are stories like that.
In essence, losing most of their bean paste is like losing most of their brain mass and they suffer brain damage/amnesia because of it.

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Would you kill a retarded yu?

This needs more bodied yukkuri abuse

>>15591285
That mother Reimu is having a really good time for some reason.

>>15591978

Probably went full mindbroken after having one of her perfectest little ones turn out to be a drooling retard.

>>15591978
>>15592153
Yeah, looks like it. Her normal kos are being forced to move the tard's poo-poo away and being ignored.

>>15592153
>>15592646
Some anon wrote a text story to go with this where that's exactly what happens, and the normal Reimus eventually track down a passing Mister Human to kill the premature one before they all starve to death.

>>15590056
Reisen is a lunarian rabbit dude.

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>>15593223
I messed up a 6 word sentence! I meant to say a moon rabbit or a lunarian not a lunarian rabbit.

>>15591285
I like premature Yus, they won't insult you, they won't make any demands nor will they breed with strays.

>>15595152
So many sparkles!

>>15582809
I wanna transplant the scalp of a Deibu and a Bawisa and observe the changes.

Wheres all the bodied yukkuri abuse at

>>15596313
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=~bodied+~abuse

Question for Yukkuri Diary players: What can I do in YD? I have every type of Yukkuri and I turned all the shitheads in the collection into niceheads now I don't know what else to do.

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Yu yu! A very easy mister thread! With this we'll be able to take it easy lots and lots and survive mister winter! All you humans are allowed to stay if you keep us away mister page 10 that can't take it easy! Give us bumps, lots is fine!

>>15598882
Paste for brains! We are over the bump limit already.

>>15598972
Yu yu? Is mister human stupid? Easy threads bump on their own!

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>>15599109

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>>15599170
WHY IS MISTER SAGE HERE!?

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NOOooo stobbbitt zzze!! Stop making new threads! Maricha don't want a new Mister touhou butts thread, wanted to take it easy moreeeeeeeee!!!!

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>>15599170
Man, that one is so mean and it has so much detail.

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>this new Y comic on OYP
Best abyuse I've seen in years, god damn that was good.