Hey kid, wanna drink?

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>>15484728

Sure thing strong, pretty oni lady. Thanks!

>>15484728
Hells yeah I want to drink!
In fact, I'm drinking right now!
Share one with me, will ya?

>>15484728
Badly...
And possible gonna do it.
Yuugi-tan would be one of best panthers for it.

>>15484728

Sure, but you know I've got to pace myself cuz I ain't an onion.

Okay but when I drink I get lewd thoughts at first and then I get really sad, so be warned!

>>15484728
I'd rather you stick a few fingers in my butt and stimulate my prostate until I cum

>>15484770
Is that Cirno with a fake horn or did Cirno banged Yuugi?

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I wanna drink with an Oni!

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>>15485177
I want the drunken oni to take advantage of me

I don't drink.

>>15486135
Yuugi's so pathetic, getting men drunk so she can rake advantage of them.

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>>15486150
Maybe it's tough for big girls to get laid, so Yuugi finds an innocent /jp/ and gets him drunk, and then rakes them

>>15486189
That's awful of her. She could just ask.

Please don't rake the neets!

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>>15486228
I want the yuugi to rake me

I want to get raped by Yuugi, but I don't drink.

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Hey there little man. Would you like a drink?

Sure, I'll have a drink. Y'got anything besides that Jappo sock wine?

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I want Yuugi to force me to drink so much I can't get it up, then I want her to bully my insignificant human prick and tease my asshole instead!

>>15490178
Oh my. Yes I do, big woman.

>>15490178
Suddenly I'm in the mood for some milk

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>>15486135
you ready?

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>>15484728
looks slightly wrong... japan!

>>15484728
I'd love to but the soft ghost down the road asked me to /ss/ later

>>15490178
I'm afraid I'd disappoint her, my little me is tiny ;-;

>>15490178
Yeah I'll have whatever's in the mystery can

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Sex with Yuugi!

>>15491509
I-I better get going, it's pretty late...

I want to go on a blackout drunk rampage with Yuugi.

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I want yuugi to see my angry, bitter demenor while sober and get me drunk only to discover my weak, human desire to be loved while drunkenly clinging to her for no reason besides that she's there

I want to ask Yuugi for a kiss

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>>15484728
I'm taking shots of mango pineapple Svedka with orange juice and it's terrible!
Let's smoke weed next time, Yuugi. It doesn't taste bad and gives you the most pleasant optimistic feeling like everything is going to be alright.

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>>15490178

>>15496920
haha kasen? she's not an oni haha

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>>15506326
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>15508192
Is there prejudice against being an oni? Why would she rather be known as a hermit than an oni?

>>15510881
Maybe she thinks people would be uncomfortable around her if she knew that she could demolish a small village with a misplaced sneeze.

Yuugi doesn't respect the weak. If you can't hold your liquor, it's over.

>>15513116
How much do I need to drink and hold?

ogres have layers

>>15521955

You'd be dead 20 times over.

>>15522372
Oh well, at least it will be a pretty good death. Loads of alcohol and in the presence of a really wonderful girl.

>>15522387
Nothing wrong with pacing yourself, or going for the good old roman vomit technique

>>15522372
I don't think Yuugi would want you to drink so much that you'd kill yourself. Well maybe slowly from liver degradation, but not in one go.

>>15513116
I've got severe tolerance being huge and a mild alcoholic for four years maybe I can be a lightweight to her

Drinking until I feel happy! With Yuugi!

Her outfit is supposed to look like a school gym uniform, right?

>>15522097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU

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>>15525475
Yes

In terms of power, school gym uniform means she's the strongest Oni, if not one of the strongest touhou period