Dawn of a New Month

Thanks for reminding me, but I will forget as usual.

Don't believe Tewi's lies.

Ribbit Ribbit

forced mene

I saw a little rabbit.

>>15470400
I forgot to do this for June and I got involved in a car crash. Better do what the digital rabbit says from now on.

For me it's 1.00am right now, does it count if I say "rabbit rabbit" right now or do i have to go to sleep?

>>15471394
Same here. My first word was literally cyka blyat. Guess we need to sleep first huh.

>>15471394
go to sleep faggot

Cutting off Tei's foot and wearing it around my neck would be much more effective wouldn't it??

Last time I remembered, I said "fuck you Tewi" instead of "rabbit rabbit". That's what you get for not bringing me luck!

It happened this month and it will happen next month that rabbit is getting my dick.

>>15471394
It takes effect when you first wake up.

Or it does in theory anyway, Tewi has never given me good luck. Fuck you, rabbit.

>>15471633
You would've won the lottery that month if you had just said "rabbit rabbit"! How disappointing!

>>15471377
I forgot too and my mom was in a car accident are you my mom?

tfw I tried to remember but a friend's call wakes me up and the first words that came from my mouth were "hey man"

>>15472555
Oh shit whoops. It's not even July 1st yet. I'm a baka

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>>15470400
I want to rape the cute little bunny!

Thank you.

>>15472645
I want this cute little bunny to charge me money in exchange of sexual favors!

What happens if I don't sleep tomorrow or sleep through the entire day?

I want to go a month without masturbating until the first of the new month. If I do this will Tewi reward me with her bunny cunny?

I will make sure to sleep with a butt plug up my bum to be sure I dont forget when I wake up

>>15473441
How will that help you not forget? Won't you wake up and ask yourself what the hell is up your ass?

>>15473453
I will then I remember that its so I say rabbit rabbit, its like tying a knot around your finger but less complicated

>>15473551
>less complicated
>shoving a butt plug up your butt

Anon... have you done this before?

Remember.

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I said it this month and was blessed with good luck. I'll be sure to say it next month, too!

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Rabbit Rabbit

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Awoo awoo

>>15471906
... let's pretend we never had this conversation

I did it! I said rabbit rabbit! Surely tewi will grant me good luck all month!

>>15471214
o shit its dat bun

Fuck, I forgot and now I'm at the airport waiting for my flight to Japan. I hope everything doesn't go to hell because of this.

>>15474709
Hope you brought a parachute.

>>15474709
it was nice knowing you, anon

I did it.

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>>15470400
July is the 7th month

7 is lucky

surely you'll remember this time

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rabbit rabbit motherfuckers

Fuck you, Tewi.

18 months without fail!
Is my streak the highest on the big J?

Do I have to wake up from my sleep and say it for it to actually work or can I say it as the first day of the month occurs while I'm still awake?

>5am here and haven't fallen asleep yet

>>15475146
Virtual rabbit said specifically 'after waking up'

rabbit rabbit!

I remembered.

I remembered! Now I can put all my savings on a single blackjack hand and Tewi will help me win!

Fuck this is the third month in a row I've forgotten.

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I forgot and said fuck instead.
You can suck my dick, Tewi!

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>>15470400
Lets post lewd pictures of Tewi so I can masturbate to them!

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Lewd rabbit

I did it! Though I feel like it doesn't count as much when I slept through more than half of the day.

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I slept cuddling my Tewi fumo so I'd remember and it worked.

>>15478300
I want to sniff this bunny's butt

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You can't fool me, Tewi.

>>15474210
>tried to be a memer and post awoo
>get fucked over by bad luck on the very first day

I learned my lesson, Twei.

I remembered, although the month has not been off to a great start.

I have an interview for a different job coming up though so we will see if Tewi is really a goddess of fortune.

Happy Rabbit Rabbit day /jp/!
I'm not to late, am I?

>>15470400
"2-wii" sounds cuter than "tai", therefore that is how Tewi's name should be pronounced!

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おぉぉぉぉ
ラッキーラッキー



運命的な意外な出来事は向こうから来る

I didn't even think of saying it until just now and both of my cats died. I don't want any more shit from you this month Tewi.

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>>15488361