Youmu is a DELINQUENT!

>>15469107
Youmu would make the worst delinquent ever.

>>15469117
She walks around with a cloud of crack smoke that follows her every where

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>>15469132
Her cloud of crack smoke would probably be the delinquent.

When they walk around as clones Youmu probably gets bullied by her own ghost half.

She told 'em straight drop this and ziplock that
Right on her waistline is where she kept that sword strapped (yeah)
She remember nights, she didn't remember nights (nights)
Youmu damn near went crazy, had to get it right (that's right)
Now she's your favorite rapper's favorite rapper (ayyy)
Now she's ya favorite fencer's favorite fencer (ha haaaa)
The absolute truth, yeah, she's no joke
Youmu, she emerge from the crack smoke (yeah)

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>>15469166
I'm not seeing it.

Youmu cares not whether she wins tomorrow or at the end of a lifetime of labor and of struggle. All she cares is that win she will because Yuyuko demands it and no power on earth will hold down the will within her

what a fuckin dork

She's a delinquent? So then no one will mind if she is missing. I know top men interested in such a girl.

Youmu is a squatting slav.

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>>15469132
Yo pass that shit, Youmu

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>>15471158
Pfft, nothing personal kid

Youmu is a good girl who makes Yuyuko proud!

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>>15471194

>>15469107
No way, she's too much of a dork! I bet she's a big faker!

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On the topic of Youmu, I've noticed a strange correlation with her fan art: There seems to be an inverse relationship between her breast size and the likelihood of her being depicted carrying her swords.

In other words, the bigger Youmu's boobs are, the less likely she is to be drawn carrying her swords on her person.

Look up Youmu's name on Pixiv/Danbooru/Gelbooru. If you search her name with tags such as "large_breasts" for Danbooru/Gelbooru or search 「みょんちち」 on Pixiv, you won't see anywhere near as many Youmu pics with her swords compared to the number of Youmu pics that give her a smaller bust size. This also applies if you filter out R-18 pictures.

Could it be that having bigger breasts might give Youmu more self-esteem and make her have the confidence to go out without a weapon?

>>15473500
The plot thickens

>>15473500
She doesn't need her swords when she's got two intercontinental missiles bolted to her chest.

>>15473500
It's the balance between edge and lewd. It's present in all 2hus.

>>15469195
That's a really cute picture! Even though Youmu has clothes on, you can see her naked body! How embarrassing for her!

I want to see her reaction when she realizes that she forgot to cover her hairy vagina!

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>>15496108
Youmu's vagina is NOT hairy!

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>>15496576
You are wrong!

Youmu is a sexually mature girl, with a fertile girlwomb and a girlpussy that has some pubic hair around it due to puberty.

But since no one except her is really seeing it, she doesn't bother to shave.

>>15496592
She ages slowly, so it's possible she may have not gone through puberty yet.

Youmu's body isn't immature. She's lithe and slender with small breasts and a tight bottom because she has a toned athletic body like a gymnast or marathon runner. Youmu is going to be a fair bit stronger physically than her size would suggest and have outstanding endurance, as well as great agility and flexibility.

Why do delinquents always have long skirts and the cough masks?

>>15496576
It's hairy, sticky, gooey and moist! The more embarrassed Youmu is, the gooier it gets! And I LOVE it that way!

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>>15483665
cock*

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Youmu's hanging around with the wrong crowd!

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Youmu is my WIFE

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Youmu has a beard

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>>15498252
More like she just got done sucking some COCKS

>>15498252
Delete this perversion

>>15498252
Urist Konpaku, Herbalist has entered a fey mood!

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Youmu is a McIntyre!

>>15519626
who?

>>15498252
>>>/s4s/

>>15473500
It just means that those artists are filthy secondaries who don't really give a shit about the character.

>>15519626
>>15519729
Daughter of a swordsmith? We don't know who Youmu's parents are and if he's implying Youki, did Youki even make swords?

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Youmu is a page!

>>15540785
I believe that one of her swords, the shorter Hakurouken, has been in the family for longer than one or two generations, and the other, Roukanken, she just went out and bought because she wanted another one with different magical abilities.

Does Youmu ever canonically use both swords at once? I can't remember seeing her do this, and katanas are pretty shit for dual-wielding anyway. As far as I know she just uses one at a time, depending on which one fits the situation better.

>>15498252
Yuyuko Saigyouji stop trying to force young Youki Konpaku into a dress AND FAKE BEARD, this is NOT Versailles and you are not in the court of Louis XV!

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Youmu is for head patting and sword training.

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>>15519626
Hey McIntire, stay away from my wife.

>>15552566
I'm positive she dual wields in the fighters for some attacks, but hell if I can remember which.

>>15553430
Yeah, I asked someone else and apparently it's a move that causes a ranged shockwave - so it's not an actual sword technique per se.

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>>15553430
When she shoots green shockwave and when she makes large pink energy burst from the ground.
Also, there is a counter move where she use smaller sword to deflect attack then followed by an attack using longer sword. It's the closest you can get.

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>>15471755

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>>15498247
False, she is mine

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>>15496619
>Youmu's body isn't immature
Yes it is!
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Who%27s_Who_of_Humans_%26_Youkai_in_Gensokyo/Yuyuko_Saigyouji_and_Youmu_Konpaku
>見た目は幼い女の子だが
Youmu looks like an underdeveloped little girl, smooth hairless pussy and all!

>>15554155
I wonder how would ZUN react if you say that in from of him after citing that article.

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>>15554238
He'd be happy that people back their claims with actual sources! He's a mathematician, so he understands the importance of such things for papers and the like!

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>>15552805

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>>15554155
Youmu is a nubile maiden.

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>>15552740

>Yuyuko Saigyouji stop trying to force young Youki Saigyouji into a dress AND FAKE BEARD, this is NOT Versailles and you are not in the court of Louis XV!

If Yuyuko doesn't make Youki dress up as a girl, how else is she going to satisfy her roleplay and cosplay fetishes? If she doesn't, Yuyuko wouldn't be in the mood to spend countless hours having rough sex with him and get pregnant with Youmu!

>>15554254
What you said isn't mathematics at all.
Also, need citation on that.

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>>15556684
>What you said isn't mathematics at all.
It responds to the basic principle of scientific publications
>Also, need citation on that.
I gave it in the first post about Youmu, about ZUN studying maths it's somewhere in http://pastebin.com/Kiatum4a

>>15554726
The image of this particular kind need continued display.

>>15556698
I'm talking about your statement about hairless pussy

>>15556721
>I'm talking about your statement about hairless pussy
It's only natural for a child to have a bare, pretty, pink pussy

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>>15554726
You should at least spoiler that shit.... Blue board and all.

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>>15557967
How it can not be safe for work when every here doesn't work?

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MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM Y O U M U

NO!

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Youmu needs dating advice!
She's too upfront!

http://exhentai.org/g/957073/3d1139b4c7/

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>mfw a dork says I will never touch her ass again

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Youmu is a pokemon!

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From a recent Youmu doujin

>>15575927
Oh yeah, it's from this one
>>15565562

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>>15560210
Because there's a chance some /jp/sies are browsing froma public computer. Just because we are fucked i.n the head doesn't mean little Susie has to be as well.

>>15573586
Is this artist autistic?

>>15578305
Everyone's autistic except for me

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>>15469166
>>15469195
The other half is more lewd?

The pixiv link of the image http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56011700

Whoever bumps this thread from now on is a homosexual.

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>>15469107
Youmu is too innocent to be a delinquent.

>>15587547
I get the feeling that this homo is a bot...

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>>15587719
No need to be rude, buddy.

>>15586928
I am LITERALLY fucking gay

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>>15586928
Hhmmmmm

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>>15586928
Fine by me, let's discuss Boymu then.

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Youmu wears a dress and only girls can wear dresses so Youmu is a girl and not a boy.

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Youmu is just so cute. Why she has to be so utterly cute?
I have an unbelievable urge to hug her and pat her head even if it costs me my life.

>>15498252
The [s4s] beard-anon is incredible.

>>15598868
I actually did that one myself

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>>15598578
She is not.

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Bath time with Youmu~!

>>15604617
Something hard is poking Youmu!

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>>15606343

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gotta post the good shit dudes

>>15613579
>Putting all of that weighty shit on a pistol.

She really is a dork.

>>15622712
She probably thinks it looks cool

>>15622712
It looks to me that she is possibly training for 2020 and needs all the weight to cope with the rigours of competition in an unfamiliar weapon to me.

>>15613579
Youmu's got a gun!
Youmu's got a gun!
Her whole world's come undone!

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Youmu's feet!

>>15622781
Those boobs are too big. My Youmu must be flat.

>>15622781
>>15622964
Yeah, Youmu with a chest bigger than small is pretty yuck.

>>15622964
Okay, I'll take her if you don't want her.

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A "Plan Jane" or just plain by Genesokyo standards?

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How about helping me out with the garden work this morning, Anon?

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>>15623033
sure; sign me up!

>>15623027
Alice is the no frills Touhou.

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Bloomers look comfy.

>>15622718
I don't know, dude, wearing ear protection AND using a suppressor? That makes you look like a massive dork.

>>15623822
there might be other folks on the firing rage, she is still a little overcautious but.

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>>15469107
>>15560210
>>15471188

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LMAO 2MYON!!1

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I'm pretty sure youmu is a boy..

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>>15626358
Youmu is NOT a boy; she is a cute girl!

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Youmu's a feeder

>>15626358
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY
DICK
IS
STUCK

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>>15599100
nice beard. i tried my own take on it.

- [s4s] beardanon

>>15637005
T-thanks

>>15590006
Would suck his dick