It's Summer /jp/!

how can neat neet feet beat the sweet heat?

>>15430707

Beach episode of course.

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>>15430689
I wish it wasn't.

It's so fucking hot please kill me jaypee

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>>15430718
>>15430752
How hot is it? Only 19 Celsius here

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>>15430757
30 C

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It's over thirty fucking degrees here, that's nothing to be happy about you kuso frog.

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"Hey anon, you gonna get in the water or what?"

It's 89 Freedom degrees here. I'm so glad for AC.

I can't believe people here think 89 is hot. You probably think 10 is cold, too. Why don't you guys come to the upper midwest?

Growing up I remember -30 degree days and a summer where we had 110 freedumb degrees for a week straight. You guys don't know shit. And I'm sure it's even colder/hotter in places like Australia or Canada.

Summer is all about smoking weed and going to the beach

>>15430866
Why do base caps look so good on girls

Today kids, we shall learn about climatology.

>>15430983
>Why don't you guys come to the upper midwest?
I live in Michigan. 89 is fucking hot. I mean it happens every year and it's going to get hotter, but it's still fucking hot. It gets fucking cold here too, but I like the winter.

too hot

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>>15430689
In some places YES

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>>15430983
You're too strong for the rest of us, senpai

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Come join the hot and humid summers of the south, anons. We can stay indoors all day and try not to kill ourselves!

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It was 44C/111F here today jaypee. Now 12:30 am and still 85F. Why would anybody live here of their own accord? Why would anybody decide that this is a place people should inhabit? It's not fair.

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>Fahrenheit

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Winter is objectively the best season.

>>15432704
Fall > Winter > Spring > Hell

>>15432124
>senpai
Please wipe your feet before entering /jp/.

>>15432754
Agreed.

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Natsu da!!!

God I hate summer, the bugs, the heat, the stickiness, it's all just so awful.

Anyone wanna channel winter gods for an early winter with me?

>>15432971
Move to Finland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krt49hQFBPs

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>>15430866
happy summer solstice btw.
I thinx I showed up too l8 tho... 1st thread on /jp/ was invaded by heavily armed wabbits
>long hot summer

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The calm before the melting.

>>15433314
Who else comfy w/ the A/C cranked up?

>>15433329
I'll have to spend the whole summer working in a badly ventilated apartment with no AC in one of the cities with the worst climate in Europe. Send help

>>15433351
>I'll have to spend the whole summer working
Sounds awful.

>>15430866
no thanks I'm insecure about my body and I don't want to take my shirt off, everyone will see my hairy belly and man titties

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>>15430866
I would rather get into that sweet sweet melon resting down there.

>>15434011
i went to the beach this year and didn't give a crap about my ugly whitu pig body and had fun

>>15432621
I hate amerifats too.

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>>15433329
Nothing comfier than that. Summer is nice.

>>15431006
The genki look.
It's attractive.

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>>15430866
Nah, Patchouli asked me to rub sunscreen into her back.

>>15432326

This shit's the worst. It's cooler in the engine room of the shitty submarine I work on than it is outside.

>>15434842
Don't you disrespect the USS Connecticut, you shit.

Summer toho girl when?

>>15436423
Summer is too much of a shit season to deserve a dedicated tuhu

>>15430689

I just fapped to this. Does that make me a lolicon?

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>>15437011
That's a moot question, since all adults are lolicon

>>15437032
>moot
Who?

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>>15436993
Summer is the best season as this is the time all the out of staters finally leave.

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>>15432754
It's 35 in the summer
But it's 20 in the fall
Based autumn

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>>15432754

>>15432114
Nobody lives in the Southern hemisphere.

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It's only 60 F where I am right now. I'll make sure to take it extra easy for your sake, /jp/.

I live in Canada.
Summer is the only time I'm not depressed

>>15430757
98 F
kill me, please

nice 15c/60f here. The only downside is that it doesn't get dark so sleeping is a bit difficult at times

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I can't take it easy with this heat and high humidity. At least the thunderstorms make for nice entertainment.

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>>15430757
37 here

>>15446444
where are you from anon?

>>15446518
I live in Central Europe.

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It's 91 degrees F here. It's not too hot to enjoy life, but I can't leave my house because I don't have the gas to go to a lake or beach like normal people do. I wanna go swimming but I can't.

>>15430983
Humans can maintain the temperature of their bodies anon. That's why people in Florida say that 40 degrees F is freezing, because their bodies are used to the 110 degree weather.

>>15446575
It is never too late to learn how to swim!

>>15446680
I can swim. But I have no where to swim.

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>>15446575

>>15446809
How did you get your doggy to go into the pool

>>15446809
a god

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it would cost ~30USD just to get to a place where I could swim


Don't forget to get some fresh air every once in a while /jp/!

>>15446846
Since it got warmer outside I left my cave on almost every second day. Bicycling outside is especially fun.

>>15446861
I hope you crash

>>15445977
*tackles into the sand*

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>>15446861
that's great! have fun, anon

>>15430689
Yes! Time to work in an air conditioned store all day, literally getting paid to walk around in circles for ~6 hours while construction workers & other outdoor plebs get to bake in the 85F degree heat.

>>15447048
Where the heck did all the trees go

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>>15430757

Today? 104 Farenheit was the high

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35C (plus HUMIDITY)

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It hit 75F here a few days ago. I almost died. I'm glad it rarely gets that hot here.

>>15448179
Can this NEET
BEAT the HEAT?

fuck, I just realized I didn't go outside today. I'm trying to get more sun, I really am, but my habit is indoors-always, so it's hard to remember.

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>>15430757
50 C outside, 39 C inside

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>>15454964
>50 C
What the hell? That's not just summer. That's hell.

>>15452148
Why would you want to get more sun? You wanna get cancer?

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I used to like summer.
I changed my opinion after summer started throwing meteor-sized hailstones every few days.

>>15454964
>50 C outside
why

>>15432754
Objectively correct

pretty lightning

It's 105 degrees here during the day
I want to die

tfw the area you live in has nice weather but its incredibly boring

>there is no beach volleyball 2hu game

???

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>>15431000
That sounds like heaven.

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>>15431067
Brought me a chuckle

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Spending Summer with /jp/!

>>15430866
"Yeah...uh.. just let me finish fapping to your bodies first."

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>>15430689
still kinda autumn down here...

>>15430866
>Marisa would play beachball with you, completely oblivious to your perverse sexual list for her sporty body

How does one cope with this

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i want to take mokou to the beach!

summer days

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>>15476464
You take Mokou, I'll take Keine.

>>15439602

Also Canadian here. I'm depressed regardless of season. Summer i don't care for. I'll take it over the dead of winter frozen hell but spring and fall are more my style. 25 C is as warm as i can tolerate. Above that i can't manage.

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>>15476449
Just be yourself

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>>15478415
21 C is about when I start melting.

>>15430757
Right now it's hovering around 30c. Doesn't sound that bad but I sweat like a motherfucker so I prefer the cold instead.

Heard it hit 42c or so a few months ago