First Day of a New Month

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I'm going to get some good luck! I'm gonna bang a bunny!

ribbit ribbit

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I did this stupid saying this month and now I have a broken leg.

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>>15320709
You probably wouldn't even have legs anymore had you not said it

Fuck you, Tewi

Tewi a shit, A SHIT!

Tewi is always my first fap of the year, and I say "rabbit rabbit" as I cum, so I have a whole year's worth of good luck!

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ribbit ribbit

>>15320726

Seriously, what an ungrateful shitter.

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Thanks Tewi! I won't fuck up this time.

>>15320452
Does it count if I duct tape my mouth closed to make sure I don't forget?

>>15320874
I would mating press this whore without restraint, would bottom out inside her small cunt as I fill it with my sperm.

>>15322027
Yes
Tewi endorses bondage play

>>15322278
I always forget, but tomorrow morning I won't so long as I can seal off my mouth to remind myself.

Thank you.

Remember

rabbit rabbit

Rabbit rabbit, I did it!

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Rabbit Rabbit

>>15320709
Did you post a lewd image of Tewi? If you didn't then you fucked up my fellow anon.

I fucking did it
I'll be going to the casino later, can't wait to get rich with Tewi's luck!

I slept 18 hours and apparently it was 00:42 when I woke up- I saw this thread again and said it.
Once again my hidden /jp/sie powers have overwhelmed the machinations of fate itself.

ＫＥＲＯ ＫＥＲＯ！

Usagi Usagi!

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rabbit rabbit

I did it, hell yeah.
Now give me the rabbit butt.

Banged Tewi today, was worth the risk.

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I DID IT! For the second time in my life, I did it!

My dogs were asleep in my room, so I was quiet and I remembered after my computer booted up. That counts, right?

>>15326069
>>15325686
Doesn't count.

I did it.

>>15322027
I did this and I remembered, I was glad but unsure if I should be glad about it

>>15326455
It does!

I forgot... again... I think this is the 36th month in a row I forget...
My sister came in the room and asked me something while I was half-awake, so this month's nullified again.

>>15326646
post sister

I've been awake for six hours and haven't said a word yet
In fact I haven't said anything for over a week
(i sometimes go several weeks without speaking mostly because there's no one to speak to bit also because I hate to talk)
if I wait till the end of the day to say rabbit rabbit will it still count?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>15328050
I mean, why risk it?
Just do it.

>>15320452
It's the first time I managed to say rabbit rabbit and everything went terribly downhill since fucking 6:00 am.

Fuck you.

>>15325154
Holy fuck, I already had a lucky day.
Thanks a lot Tewi!

1.5 years in a row!
When do I get to be dominated by Tei though

>>15328545
never
tewi can't make you THAT lucky

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>>15322027
Thanks to this I did finally remember to say "Rabbit Rabbit" as my first words for the month of June however I'm not sure it counted because after saying "R-rabbit... rabbit..." while half asleep I went back to sleep for several hours..

I forgot! And it's exams month!

I did it, after some months of forgetting!

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I said it about 15 minutes after I got up. I feel like I won't get as much good luck.

>>15320532
>>15320779
>>15320812
>>15320916
>>15325733
>>15329483
disrespecting Inaba-san and her generosity

the fuck outta here

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>>15330242
Ribbit Ribbit!

I forgot!

I've been saying rabbit rabbit instantly when I wake up on the first for about six months now. Got a good job, moved out of my mom's house. Now I'm deathly afraid I'll forget one time and all my luck will go away and I'll lose everything. Like I'll wake up to a fire one morning on the first and go "fire!" and the fickle Tewi will abandon me. It's making me really fucked up and paranoid, my room is nothing but Tewi pictures and figures to make sure I don't forget but I'm really scared I will.

>>15330885
Placebo's one hell of a drug man.

I forgot to say it and I woke up with my computer power supply shot. Sorry Tewi.

>>15320452
ow i guess you got your welfare check anon

I was afraid my saying it wouldn't count since I woke up during the night, but I guess the fact that I didn't say anything then meant I was still good. Today was a pretty big improvement compared to the other days this week.

I saw this thread and was getting ready to make my usual preparations so I won't forget but I looked and realized its already the 2nd! How did that happen?

>>15326455
It totally does! The avalanches announced their new album today!

usagi usagi

>>15330885
I normally do it right at midnight since I'm usually up at that time. Does that count, or does it need to be when you wake up?

I did it! I'm glad it counts even if you do it on the 2nd, or else I'd never be able to do it with my crummy NEET sleep schedule. Thanks for being so understanding, Tewi!

>>15329560
>I'd give her my carrot if you know what I mean
What does he mean?

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>>15331838
Here's a hint.

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I have been saying it for the past 6 months and she still didn't sit on my face, fucking Tewi and her lies

>>15332687
tewi has very high standards
be glad she's even giving you luck

>>15332697
I don't need luck I need a rabbit ass on my face

can someone post that picture where tewi licks on carrot? more like this >>15332056

>>15332719
Post lewd Tewi images then

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>>15333157

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Did someone say rabbit?

>>15345677
You should have let the thread die, OP. It was on the last page and on the verge of deletion.

>>15345858
Not OP and my bad. sage.

Her name is First Day of the Month-chan

>>15346336
Nah, nothing wrong with bumping a thread if you have genuine interest in it. I just dislike it when a thread has already gotten a decent amount of activity, AND the OP decides he wants to bring it back to the top at the last second, to the detriment of other threads that barely had a chance at life.

Unless you're just lying about not being the OP, and lied about sage and hoped I wouldn't notice.

>>15349440
He did not lie about it for it is I who was the Original Poster

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>>15345677
Nothing makes my desire to procreate rise faster than Tewi, none of the other bunnies even comes close

>>15349720
It seems my plan of calling you out has not only backfired, due to making an incorrect accusation, but you were then able to use my response as an excuse to bump the thread.

Shame upon me. Even this reply, friend, is feeding you.

>>15352028
I did not bump it!
If I could delete this thread already I would!

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I remembered to say it this month and then got confessed to on the 6.6.
Thanks I guess, Tewi!

>>15363183
Congratulations.
Were you asked out by a touhou cosplayer?

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>>15363185
Sort of, it's someone who also loves the Tewi.
Now we can become this picture.

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Rabbits are so lewd!

>>15363989
Agreed.

>>15363200
/jp/sies in love.
It's a nice sight.

>>15352028
Hey calm down, it's not that big of a deal. Did you lose a thread you were following or something? I know that feel. Also I'm >>15346336, not OP.

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>>15366865
Son of bitch moot, I attached a tewi, I expect it to be posted

>>15320452
June is a nice and lucky month.
>>15320481
Do not sexualize the bunny.

This bunny is a prostitute!

>Its June

Wow, time flies when you have to work or starve