Hello, tech support. There's a... um, fairyware in my desktop.

Ever heard of anti-aliasing, you fucking casual?

did you try ctrl alt delete?
how about turning it back off and on again?

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>>15287856
>>15287873

Tried that. It just got worst. Send help.

>>15287879
Delete System 32?

>>15287797
Download PC Optimizer Pro.

>>15287907
Used this once, did I get joked with?

Update to Windows 10 and it will be gone, I promise!

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>>15287904

Not falling for that one, anon. But damn, I shouldn't have downloaded that file.

http://www.melonbooks.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=IT0000150467

>>15287797
have you tried to mating press it, sir?

Call ME-tan for help.

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>>15287959
Get Bonzi Buddy.

>>15287959
Don't open this, I opened it and I'm now a virus.

Should have used Linux.

>>15287959
Let her out?

>>15287797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExuxDEXWgQ

You'll need to get this anti virus OP

>>15288069
>br "humor"

She just sneezed, she has a virus, do not install

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>>15287959
>(You)

>>15287879
Did you try kissing it?

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Dont worry, I just PM'd you the fix. Simple stuff

>>15287899
For you.

BonziBuddy is on his way to deal with it.

>>15288549
as payment i will pm your behind, if you know what i mean

>>15288677

Preventative maintenance your behind?

Private message your behind?

Poke me your behind?

Penis massage your behind?

I'm not sure I follow, fampai.

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New issue for today. Now the fairyware is forcing me to play games with it.

What should I do?

>>15298575
Play games with it until it's had its fill.

>>15287971
D-Derek...

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>>15298575
Fairy wars!

>>15288176
What type of programs are these? I really want the Kagami one!

Run sporkeh.exe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MnrDflIC48

>>15298575
Rock
Always go rock

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Shimejis are cute!

>>15304750
Is that a fork of oneko or something?

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>>15287797

Oh no, I have a bug in my system.

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>>15304750
This shit was 6 fucking years ago.
Fuck man.

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>>15317932
>text boards are gone

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>>15317613
It was this one http://www.group-finity.com/Shimeji/ I think

>>15317918
smug bug, dude

>>15288176
>tfw on a mac