Yukkuri Thread

Take it easy!

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EASJY!

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>>15290810
so comfy . i like it

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>>15290893

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>>15290893
I'm sure this easy place won't last forever, but it's nice enough for now.

Speaking of uneasy, our Mister Writers must have gotten busy again. I hope we hear more about Sagume and Alice soon!

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>>15291565
They'll be back soon I'm sure, I hope br-kun is okay though.

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>>15290810

From the thumb I thought anon was wiping up pee with her hatch.

Shithead koAlice writer here, I've been taking it a little too easy thanks to a stomach bug and anxiety from work. I have an idea of what happens next, so I'll get back to writing ASAP.

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>>15291565
>more abuse
Jesus.

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>>15292984
At this point if you want any new content, that's pretty much all there is. Bluesnow hasn't updated YD in months (and is now working on the equivalent of a screen saver), OYP's translators have apparently taken it easy forever again, and the only artists still putting out content are almost exclusively abyuse-oriented.

I'd love more nicehead stories, but they're just not popular with creators, sadly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NubKxVopenjdk-9-jreP1Nw
/jp/, this game look's really comfy.

>>15293348
The video isn't available.
Are you stupid? Wanna die?

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>>15293418
>the gaijin know, shut donw
Maybe this works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NubKxVP1Nw

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>>15291565
I'm currently in an exam period. Mister college can't take it easy ! But today is the last one. Soon, Sagume will face her fate again. I promise you a big chapter before the end of the week !

>>15294040
Looks interesting! I hope it sees an actual release.

This is a very easy thread ze

>>15294657
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>>15294695
But why?

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>>15294719
Why not ?

I'm an uneasy mister who can't understand japanese, what's up with that katest Takumi story?
There's just sone house yus then Okuu shows up and starts killing them and suddently zombie yus appear? What's even going on?

>>15294795
>house-yus invade
>Okuu removes them
>radiation turns them into paste-craving zombies

understand it easy

Now this thread is very uneasy ze!

>>15295653
This is kinda cool though

Mukyu~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCFYUu7UGgE

What are the cutest koyukkuris?

>>15295653
I want to see more Wakasagihime yus

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>>15297440
Basically any drawn by takumi, big.g or y.

Granted that also means they'll end up dead.

>>15297440
Mawicha

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>>15292984
I don't understand how someone could get off to abusing the borbs

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>>15299394
No one should get off to fictional limbless useless meme shitheads, abyuser it or not.

>>15299394
I don't like either but when I see a yukkiri with their proud/smug face something awakens inside me.
Doesn't even matter how nice or not they are, I'm indifferent to okay with anything they do until that face.

>>15294040
>Those little shitheads constantly jumping toward you as you try to navigate deathtraps

Palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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>>15299961
>Right now is fine!!!

Yupii > yunyaaa

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Chens are the best yukkuri, this is a fact.
Probably why they have the least amount of abyuse as far as common types go too.

>>15302953
Bizarre way of spelling kimermaru there, friendo

I find it hard to take it easy when I know some of these cute images are merely preludes to hard things.

>>15301154
If you don't think "right now is fine" is fucking hilarious I don't know what to say. Easily my favorite yukkuri phrase.

>>15303249
"Sorry for being so cute!" is vastly better

>>15303249
>>15303433
I've always found when they try to get all poetic to be hilarious.

"Reimu's amazing eye-eyes that sparkle like Mister Opals!"

"Marisa's amazing hat that is strong as Mister Stone!"

"Alice's braggable penipeni that is thrusting like Mister Rocket towards the high-high sky!"

>>15299394
Yukkaris is like people. Shitheads should be killed

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>>15303249

You stupid/wanna die?

Cracks me up every time.

>>15299394
post more borbs

>>15304092
If only more yukkuri parents were this smart about discipline, we'd have less shitheads and more good, honest kos.

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>>15304140
Discipline is very uneasy! Deibu's cute little ones always take it easy you shitty slave! Why are you calling them shitheads? You stupid? Wanna die?

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Anta baka?!

Wanna die?

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Mister translator, please don't take it easy and translate this.
Right now is fine!

>>15304402
>ears

What in the fuck?

>>15303173
This. Ayas are for friendship, chens are for chocolate sauce.

>>15304588
OG yukkuri had ears.

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>>15303249
>>15303881
This is definitely my favorite variant of "you stupid?" I've seem

>>15304417
Mister Kanji really can't take it easy, but the gist of it is, I think, that Maricha asks to go home, and the human belittles her for it and gives her extra poo-poo to clean up.

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>>15302953
>Chens are the best yukkuri, this is a fact.

Indeed. Chen abuse - most delicious abuse.

>>15305713
>she's not saying "Don't get it!"
>blood on the scissors is red bean paste, not dark chocolate
You got ripped off anon, that's a dirt common Reimu-type someone's dressed up as a Chen.

>>15303741
Braggable peni-peni always sounds so dumb that it's hard not to laugh.

>>15306861
Yeah, I'm a little sad the remaining authors/artists don't use "braggable" as much anymore.

>>15304157
I'm not a slave. You're the slave here, so go back to work, shitty slave!

>>15305722
The acessory swap trick is probably my favourite aspect of Yukkuri. So much potential.

>>15307608
One artist was writing a yukkuri murder mystery involving that. But he gave up

>>15308566
His art was too shitty, I couldn't tell the difference between the two Marisas.

Hi. I just read an old Yukkuri CYOA in an archived thread and now I'm here to take it easy.

Also, I wish there were yukkuri Aya in YD

>tfw yukkuri is so dead the threads only stay up thanks to the mister writers
Why is this allowed

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>>15312528
Takumi will save us.

>>15312528
>Threads are alive only because of new OC
What's wrong with this? You'd rather them be alive just with the same old resposts?

This Mister made a lot of new very Easy Yukkuri, but This Mister can't draw and no one ever talked about his yukkuri, so Mister stopped writing about them.

What does this easy thread think about this

http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Key_Yukkuri

>>15312816
>Ninety percent of all Kotomis fall somewhere on the autism spectrum.
It's pretty funny but I think crosses like this really only work if it's drawn also if you want some advice on writing, try to re-read everything a few times before posting it and try to keep a clear idea of what you are writing.

http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Key_Yukkuri

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Gotta abyuse 'em all!

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>>15287625
Does anyone have the link to the video of Yuuka playing guitar while a Reimu yuu sings a very easy song?

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>>15314584
That's a lot of easy little ones! I want to cut off the stalk and eat them like grapes.

>>15314613
lots and lots of little ones.

As for your patchy image, it's something that would be cute, but due to the artstyle it ends up not being.

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>>15314613
They have the shithead mouth look.

>>15314653
I mean the shithead looking mouth!

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I want a nicehead family with a Patchy and Marisa. Marisas always seem to be better parents and kos when brought up by a well-behaved Patchy.

>>15313696
Hnngh

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I want several of THE STRONGEST yus for when mister summer comes so I can take it really easy.

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>>15314653
Nothing wrong with classic mouth yus.

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>>15315883
Why would anybody save sprites in .jpg?

God damn this infuriates me.

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>>15315883
I was talking about the "second" Reimu, with that mouth you just know they are a shithead.

>>15315931
This is the format I got them off oyp. It must be some dumbass nip who doesn't into computer.

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>>15315940
>reipu
>rape
Just got that joke

>>15312931
I'm trying to make the Yukkuri as close to the original characters as possible, plus I can't draw.

I've been wondering, is there a yukkuri rpg game?

>>15317259
I think not.

>>15317264
Could be a fun project.

>>15317307
Yeah.

>>15317307
How would it play?
They are weak and basically everything is a lethal threat.

>>15317324
Well, in my thoughts, the Factory has made stronger yukkuri, that replaced the weaker yukkuri. But, they all caused chaos, and it's about time someone stopped it.

>>15317342
Oh, I thought the yukkuri were the protagonists.
I was thinking something like a Dosu conquering and adding yukkuri to the clan but it doesn't sound too much like an RPG.

>>15317324
I was thinking that it could start in the Easy Forest, where you'd find other yukkuri and some bugs.
Of course, everything is a danger to yukkuri, so you'd have to gear yourself with the best equipment you'd think a yukkuri could get, like a cardboard sword and the like.
It doesn't even need much of a story or plot, even going to the deeper parts of the forest would mean an adventure on itself.

>>15317370
It kinda does, actually. We could try and improvise it.

>>15317378
>>15317380
Maybe something simple like making the forest an easy place where you take the role of a yukkuri who tries to unify the different clans and eventually be strong enough or have enough gear to kill small animals.
I'm thinking of something like Gothic but you start under one camp and try to make everyone take it easy, the idea of being able to solve missions talking, stealing or killing but with yukkuri as the protagonist sounds really funny.

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>>15312816
>This Mister can't draw and no one ever talked about his yukkuri,

Maybe because everyone knows that Key characters are a bunch of retarded moeblobs with one distinctive trait each so why fucking bother?

Or that nobody gives a fuck about yukkuri which come from outside of the 2hu universe? (pic related)

>>15317542
I'm mostly on the strong yukkuri apocalypse side, but this one looks great, too!

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>>15317542
That sounds good. Maybe get the bravest yukkuri together that can drive the Remilias out of the forest.

Also, here's the frames of that yukkuri Reimu sprite, since the picture lost quality when I made it a gif.

>>15317324
Yukkuri pokemon

>>15312816
I know nothing about their source material which is why I can't comment.

Got to remember the people you're aiming for, Yukkuri fans (mostly) like Touhou, then you pick a small percentage of Touhou fans, these also like Yukkuri. Then you have to pick those who'd be interested into Key Yukkuri. That's probably why so few paid attention to it.

>>15321127
Shell

>>15318270
This, the yukkuri fandom is small enough, so small subsets are going to be very few people, if any.

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Sometimes I feel like a bodied yukkuri.

>>15322018
>On all levels except physical I am a yukkuri
>[Yupis]

I want to take care of and be nice to a nicehead!
I want to kill a shithead!

>>15323594
I want to torture a nicehead and ignore a shithead.

>>15323543
I always thought this one was odd, because generally the accessory coming off would be as simple as a person losing their hat in most comics.

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>>15321183
It was the parent's fault.

>>15323968
if they lost accessory, they want death

>>15323968
I'm sure I've seen a comic where the accessory was part of the yukkuri's body. And when anon removed Mawicha's hatch, it ripped her apart and made paste spill everywhere.

>>15327863
Shellrisas die very early no matter what. Kotarisas are the best.

>>15328984
Yeah the canon suggests the shell's too heavy for them to really function outside of water.

And I agree, I would love to have a Kotarisa bring me snacks and tea.

>>15294040
Those minecraft blocks.
I really hope that this is just a test build.

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>>15327863

Yes.

I remember a few threads ago some anon posted a story of yukkuri growing and aging. Anyone would happen to have some more of that?

Can be of any nature, it always bothered me how uncommon kos turning into adults is.

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Man these threads are really dead without the writers.

>>15336690
This is fucking creepy.

>>15336690
Bodied yukkuris are so disgusting, they're literally just deformed babies.

>>15338391
I don't mind the bodied kos or especially small yukkuri, but yeah adult bodied are bizarre.

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>>15337679
>>15338391

>>15337679
>>15338391
>>15338900
>>15339397
big.g's bodied stuff really wants to make me draw bodied abyuse, but sadly I'm a total shit when it comes to drawing.

>>15339397
Yeah, like at this point it's just lolis.

>>15339650
Show us your art skills. I won't laugh.

>>15339650
It's okay, I won't laugh!

Our writers have really taken it easy by now.

>>15340655
Yeah.

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I wish I could make a yukkuri take it really easy.

>>15340655
Could this be considered abyuse?

>>15317555
But aren't Yukkuri retarded blobs, so it works out.

I was going to write a story about an Akiko and a Sanae-fu who adopt an Kotomi whose family was killed by a Remilia and then raped by a Alice and a Kyou.

They found her in another part of the Shelter/Habitat/park-like Factory where Key Yukkuri are kept until sold to shops

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>>15340332
>>15340391
o-okay

>>15341471
is good
straight 8.6/10

>>15341471
Is that loss?

>>15341471
It makes me want to try drawing as well.

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>>15303173
the uses of kimeemaru are limitless.

>>15294040
The second video is more interesting.
Those videos are pretty old though. I doubt the game is being worked on anymore. A shame.

>>15341762
You know, I don't think I've ever seen a yukkuri version of that. Let's keep it that way.

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>>15342871
Denied. (OC)

Also, sorry for taking it so easy with shithead Alice. I'm going through a really rough patch with stress from work etc. I'll start writing again soon.

>>15339397

>Quarter Yukkuris

Brought to its logical conclusion, wouldn't you have entire communities of people whose entire female population were identical touhous? For already pretty generic characters like Daiyousei and Lily White, how would you be able to tell them apart from actual fairies?

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so are we making OC now?
this is my first attempt, r8, h8, something else that rhymes with 8

>>15344692
It's a little hard to read what they're saying at times but seeing some shitheads about to get punished gives me a warm feeling inside.

>>15343515
Be sure to take it easy

>>15341206
Write it.

>>15341471
plz don't kill remimi

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Eajy !

>>15344692
this was clearly drawn by a Chris-chan level autismo

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>>15344871
OK, she's clearly alive here since she's getting orange juice

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>>15343792
They're dumb, weak as shit and filled with mister bean-paste?

>>15345209
Nnnoooooooo.

>>15346889
The fairies already fulfill two of those qualities.
Maybe even all three.

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>>15345160
i wish, i'd abuse the shit out of that kind of excuse in my life.

Chapter 8 : The clan

Sagume woke up early this morning. Chen was already awake, and greeted her.
"Take it easy Sagume !
- Take it eajy !
- Sagume can munch-munch mister food. Sagume must eat a lot if she wants to become a strong yukkuri !
- Munch-munch... Happinesh !"

The mister fruits that Chen gave to Sagume were the easiest things that she ate for a long time, miss only giving her store-bought processed food. She decided that she wouldn't go back to miss. The yukkuri clan was much easier than her pitiful pet yukkuri life, with dozens of yukkuris that only want to take it easy. She was only regretting that Reimu didn't came with her, but she was sure that she would be able to take it easy.

She and Chen went out. Outside, all the yukkuris were taking it easy. Here, some little ones were doing roll-roll under the watchful eyes of their parents. There, a Patchy was looking at the stalk on her head with tears of joy, with her husband Marisa. Two yukkuris, a Cirno and a Lily were taking babies on some high-high rides on their heads, while they were flying in the sky ! Sagume was looking at the scene with exitation. But a voice interrupted her in her thoughts. A Youmu was talking to her.

"Dosu and the council want to see Sagume myon~! Don't take it easy and follow Youmu myon~!"

Sagume executed herself. The Youmu was holding a small tree branch on her back. Sagume asked :

"What is Youmu carrying easy?
- This is Youmu's mister Hakurouken myon~! This is the best mister weapon myon~!
- Can Shagume have one ?
- Sagume can't ! Mister Hakurouken can only take it easy with Youmu myon~! If Sagume wants a weapon it can't be a mister Hakurouken myon~! Dosu's easy place is here myon~."

The place was a little cave, where a mister human can easily stand. Dosu was in the middle of the room, with the council. Patchouli was still on the big mister hat, sometimes coughing because of her weak body. The others members were sitting on dosu's side, facing the various yukkuris that were consulting them.

"Myon~ Take it easy, Dosu ! Youmu brought you little Sagume myon~ !
- Take it eajy, Dosu !
- Take it easy da ze. Youmu can leave da ze !
- Myon~ !"

Youmu left the room. For the first time, she was facing the whole council alone. She was so impressed that her mister flap-flap moved by itself, causing her some pain beacuse of the still unrecovered injury.

"Dosu thinks that Sagume can stay in the clan ze. Does Sagume wants to stay ?"

She remembered the smiling face of miss when she saw her for the first time. Her paste hearth was sad to leave her family, but she had already took her decision.

"Sagume will stay in Dosu's mister clan to take it easy with all the little ones !"

Reimu spoke:

"Sagume can't take it easy with the little ones. Sagume will have to hunt-hunt for mister food !
- Shikieiki agrees easy ! Sagume must work a lot !"

Sagume didn't understood. She was only a little one ! Her place was with the other koyukkuris, inside the clan, not with the big yukkuris !

"But Shagume can't do hunt-hunt ! Shagume is a little one and mishter work is uneajy !
- Silence ze. Sagume doesn't have an easy place da ze. She must work to have one. If Sagume do hunt-hunt, the clan will be able to take it easy, and Sagume will have an easy place da ze !
- But...
- If Sagume doesn't wants to do hunt-hunt, then Sagume can't take it easy ! Reimu will ban Sagume !
- Shikieiki agrees ! Sagume that wont work is guilty ! She can't take it easy !"

A tear rolled on Sagume's cheek. Lots of yukkuris told her that she was an uneasy yukkuri, and she ignored. But Mister council was always right. She was an uneasy yukkuri.

"Dosu ask again. Will Sagume work ze ?
- ...
- What does little one says ?
- Shagume... can't work, and Shagume will show Dosu easy !"

Dosu smiled.

"Sagume will do the easy hunt-hunt exercise with Keine da ze ! Little one can do hunt-hunt, and will be unable to show Dosu that she can't da ze !"

At those words, a yukkuri with a blue hat showed up.

"Take it easy ! Keine is Keine ! Little Sagume follow Keine and pay attention easy !"

Sagume followed Keine, after the usual greetings, and went out of Dosu's Easy place. Outside, three little ones were waiting. The first one was a Cirno, with a proud smile on her face. The second one was a Marisa, who was apparently as worried as Sagume, and the last one was a Youmu, probably the offspring of the one that took her to Dosu.

"Chake ich eajy da je. Maricha is Maricha !
- Take it easy Marisa ! Shagume is Shagume
- Atai ! Chirno ij the shtrongest !"

"Little ones, let's go easy !"

The five yukkuris left the clan, and went deep inside the forest. After several minutes hopping, Keine stopped the little ones in front of a bush. She took something from it, which appeared to be a strawberry.

"Little ones listen and learn easy ! This is mister strawberry ! Lots of Mister Strawberry trees are growing up here, so little ones get some"

The four kos began to search. Sagume found a lot of them in a near tree. She tried to eat one. It was so sweet she let out a stream of happy pee.

"Happinnesh !"

She took seven strawberries, but she was unable to resist, and only four of them were brought back to Keine. Marisa came back with three of them, while Youmu brought back six. As for Cirno, she came back with a small peeble. They did lots and lots of other exercises with Keine, such as trying to hop the faster as they can, or make the differences between easy fruits and uneasy ones. Each time, she had good results, but she was always surpassed by Youmu. As for Cirno, she always had stupid results, such as freezing a leaf instead of a mister butterfly, or stating loudly that she was the strongest at hiding during a stealth exercise.

As the night was coming, they went back to the clan, bringing back some strawberries, caterpillars, and a butterlfy caught by Youmu. The others hunters came back just after, with fruits and vegetables, which were sharen between the yukkuris in the clan. If at first Sagume was reluctant to do hunt-hunt, now she was convinced that it was really easy. She was allowed to sleep-sleep in Chen's house until she would be big enough to get her own easy place. And above all, Miss Moon came back ! Well, only a little part was visible, but it was enough to make Sagume happy.

"Yuuu ! Mish Mwoon is back ! Take it eajy Mish Mwoon ! Please grow big again and don't go back !"

She asked the council Patchouli why Miss Mwoon was gone before sleeping.

"Miss Moon grow up to be a mister circle. Then Miss Moon go away. Patchouli knows why : when Miss Moon is turning around Mister Earth, Mister shadow hide Miss Moon. It's in a mister grimoire."

Sagume didn't understood the explanation. Patchouli must have been a very smart yukkuri.

"Mukyuu... Will Sagume hunt-hunt with the others now ?
-Yu !"

For a week now her routine became the same. She was waking up early, then went with Keine to train hunt-hunt, and came back to the clan when the sun was setting. Each day she was able to hop faster, to jump higher, to find more munch-munch to bring back. She even sometimes beaten Youmu. Marisa and Cirno were also becoming better, even if Cirno was still bringing back stupid things. Even though they were often trying to beat each other, Sagume actually became friend with Youmu. The two ones were often trying to be together when they had to go by two. Marisa was also a very easy yukkuri, but she was weaker than the two. As for Cirno, she was only saying things like "Atai !", or "Strongest", but she was very nice. For Sagume, it was like she had a new family, even if she couldn't forget her sister Reimu. They were almost adult ones when the week ended. Sagume wasn't slurring her name anymore. She was also the less talkative of the group, only answering the questions that other yukkuris asked.

The 8th day was a special day. For the first time, they would go to mister town. As they left, Keine gave her some advices.

"Pay attention and learn easy ! Mister town is an uneasy place ! Don't attack mister humans, because you would drop dead easy ! Don't go on mister dark path, because uneasy monster are going very fast on it ! Understood easy ?
- Yu !
- Myon~ !
- Understood ze !
- Atai ! I'm strongest !"

The four learnt how to find food without bothering mister humans : stealing mister crispy-crispy from trashbins, avoiding mister cat and mister dog, not eating mister flowers, even if they grew on their own. They were investigating a back alley when Youmu called Sagume.

"Sagume look myon~ ! Mister paper looks like Sagume !"

The paper was lying on the ground. Lots of mister letters were written on it, that they couldn't understand, because only the smartest Patchoulis could, but the most intriguing was the picture. It looked exactly like a Sagume Yukkuri, with the same silver hairs, the same mister flap-flap... Maybe she wasn't the only one ? They didn't had the time to look more at mister paper. A Yukkuri screamed. It was Keine.

"LITTLE ONES HIDE EASY ! IT'S MISTER MAGPIE !"

The bird was flying over them. Suddendly it dashed toward Marisa and ripped a big part of her cheek.

"YUNYAAAAH ! MAWIZA IS NOT MUNCH-MUNCH ! IT HURDZ ! PLEASE SA..."

She didn't had the time to finish her sentence. The magpie took another bite of Marisa, fatally wounding her. The bird then looked at Youmu and Sagume. Marisa was the weakest and the smallest, but the two yukkuris were nearly adults ones. The beast rushed toward them, but Keine smashed into it. She had changed slightly. Her hat was gone, replaced by two horns, and her hair had turn green.

"Listen and learn easy ! Don't touch little one or drop dead easy !"

The bird responded by attacking the yukkuri teacher. Meanwhile, Youmu and Sagume had the time to hide in an empty box. They were safe. However Cirno was nowhere to be seen. Sagume was shocked. Her friend Marisa died in such an horrible way ! A tear rolled down her cheek. Youmu was trying to cheer her.

"Sagume take it easy myon~ ! Youmu and Sagume are safe here myon~"

They heard screams of pain from ouside the box. Keine was surely dying.

Sagume had to decide.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10403347

>>15347844
But I want to save mish keine eajy!! Shitty writer should drop dead eajy and write better stories for deibu!! Right now is fine!

>>15349167
I imagine if a Deibu was in a pet shop.

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More writefriend story, AND a PC Yukkuri Diary update? What an easy day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhgQOYfj5xU

>>15349335
You don't say, easy anon?

>>15349335
Maybe he hasn't given up on Yukkuri Diary. Also is there still no violence mode on PC?

>>15349466
>>15349597
Unfortunately, still no PC violence mode. Some things have changed, though, in that shitheads in general will attack other yukkuri (predators included) and they'll beat up accessory-less yukkuri.

>>15343515
I like it.
>>15344692
It's a little busy so it can get hard to read.
>>15347749
This one is very cute!

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>>15347844
Anyone but Keine!

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>>15347749

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>>15347844
Everyone wants to save Keine, what an easy thread!

>>15347835
>>15347840
>>15347844
Where can I read the rest of this story? I've only just jumped into the Yukkuri threads so I haven't been following them.

>>15350564
Unless someone has been copying them somewhere you'll have to go through the archives and find the threads, I think it started 4 threads ago.

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>>15350154

>>15350638
I really hope nothing bad happens to that nice Marisa on the way home.

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The last time I opened pixiv was months ago for some reason so now I'm going through all the new submissions and find that this guy that used to draw boobhus made a bunch of yukkuri Reimus, though they are just different expressions they are really cute.

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>>15350700
what's the worse that could happen?
yukkuri are kind creatures after all

>>15350983
>>15351041
>>15351052
That's really cute, thanks.

>>15351435
For the ones that like to take it easy, here are over 60 of them.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=57180225
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=57034860
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=56567449

>>15351052
I prefer this injured state to typical yukkuri splattered fare. Seems more in-line with actual Touhou. These are really cute.

>>15351366
Please no. Have mister lich help her.

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https://twitter.com/30767_cm3d2/status/739674851137327104

I'm sure saving Keine is a dead end. If Sagume say she is weak, she will be strong enough ! C easy !

>>15354117
If Keine doesn't die then she'll be able to kill the bird, besides what will the clan do without a Keine?

>>15354277
I'm afraid that Sagume may try to fight the bird, like in the yukkurium.

>>15354699
Such cute food-grade yukkuri, I want to let them take it easy with how easy they're sleeping. But they're probably all shitheads.

>two niceheads give birth to a shithead ko
>start beating the shit out of it
>one starts crying, the other gets mad at me
>drown their child in front of them

This shit's fucking brutal.

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>>15351366

>>15356129
Please tell me the mother and the ko gets abused before it happens. This Marisa didn't deserve the punishment.

>>15356129
Mister Lich please help!

>>15356129
Will Deibu and her shithead ko fight over the candy? There is only one piece, I think.

>>15354699
Eat up, easy!

>>15356170
Yeah, just that much money the Marisa got was for only one.

>>15356170
It's no problem, one can eat the candy and the other the Marisa.

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>>15356152
oh no, mister lich isn't on break and the yukkuri he took to work against company policy just escaped! he has a lot of personal problems to deal with right now

>>15356266
[screaming in anger]

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>>15356266
When will the suffering end for poor mister lich?

>>15356319
mister lich is immortal, his suffering is eternal

>>15356129

And then Rex Kwon Do showed up and kicked the shithead family to death easy!

The end.

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>>15356129

>>15356455
Is that mister road?

>>15356488
on the other side of mister creek

>>15356488

Mister river?

>>15356498
mister creek

i had a house where to cross the road you had to jump over a creek from the sidewalk, i thought it would be interesting

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>>15356455

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>>15356654

LOL

>>15356654
This is funny, you should work on your drawing skills a bit more and it'd be really good stuff!

>>15356728
that's why i'm doing this, it gives me an excuse to spend a few hours a day drawing while listening to old episodes of whose line in the background.

i figure if i do this long enough i'll actually be a decent drawer.

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>>15356654

>>15356927
>peerless mother reimu
Sorry for being such a good mother!

>>15356927
I started my dance of fuck you and karma.

>>15356927
I love it

>>15289904
Man, imagine if you were a sakyuyua and Remi Prime just called you gross.

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I wish I could draw yukkuri that would make people want to punch them.

>>15357998
It's still punchy as a punching bag, anon!

>>15357085
I just imagined anon dancing menacingly at his screen for the many hours it takes for another page to be uploaded.

The plot thickens even more. Mother Reimu was cheating on Marisa with a Sanae.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/66079

I want off takumi's wild ride

>>15359267
i should probably hurry up and make another page then before he takes it easy forever.

>>15360462
This story is crazy. I hope Sanae is able to take it easy.

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>>15356927

>>15360622
I started to feel a little bit sorry for them. But they deserve it.

>>15360648
they're just under a lot of stress right now

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>>15360622
and that's the end of that

>>15360931
Anon, could you typeset your work? even if it's just throwing some captions on in MS Paint it would make the comic 10 times more readable

>>15361161
sure, i'll do that the next time i make a page

>>15361202
I hope that happens soon!

>>15360931
Okay but, what happened to mister lich?

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>>15361947

>>15347844
Keine must not die easy!

I'm the dance anon. I have taken it easy forever.

https://youtu.be/t_gYsB9yXaQ

Mister stinky and a gun confirmed

Not sure what he was trying to show off for most of the video... That winking animation?

>>15364565
He also added some new lines it seems. If only i understand japanese

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This is so much fun

>>15364565
I know nothing about video games but couldn't he steal high res textures from somewhere and use those?

>>15365463
can you tell how I can maximize my ad revenue intelligently?

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>>15366093
Don't use Appodeal, it's all a scam I tell you.

There's a bunch of makeshift cardboard shelters in the Park now.

Also, you can make them eat Mister Poo-poo.

>>15366278
You have to force them or can you trick them into doing it?

>>15366317
It almost seems like a bug right now. They seem to start eating it as soon as they get near it, even my niceheads. I've had a couple go to the toilet mat, poop, and immediately start crying because they were eating the shit they just took.

>>15366330
that's pretty funny

>>15366330
Sounds like a feature!

>>15366340
I have to admit I laughed, yeah.

I also snagged a couple shitheads from the Park and tossed them into that pit inside the house. Going to see what happens if they only have Mister Poo-Poo and leaves to eat.

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i started making the next page, but before i get to far ahead of myself, should i type the text underneath the panel box or inside the panel?

>>15367765
If I were you I'd put sfx inside and stuff they say underneath just for clarity's sake in those.
If you want to write everything inside then leave a clear space where the words are going to be so everything is nice and easy to read.

>>15367780
Look at me talking about clarity while making no sense!
I mean that for the those 3 that have already been drawn you should put only sfx inside and write what they say underneath, for all the ones that you draw from now on keep a blank space where the words are going to be so you don't have to deal with clutter, you could also draw the basic stuff, write what they say and then fill in the rest of the drawing.

>>15367797
would i really need a clear space, if i do the text on the computer then the text will be darker than anything i could do with a pencil.

>>15367828
I don't think so, give it a try.

I'm glad Yukkuri Diary is being worked on. New features make it less stale.

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>>15360931
doing the text this way took longer than i thought it would

>>15368197
How much longer? It does look a lot better though.

>>15368218
i don't know how to get the text style to stay >>15368218
i don't know how to make the text style remain the same as the last text entered automatically in gimp so i have to do that for every dialogue

compared to writing it in with pencil, it's probably a minute longer for each dialogue

>>15368248
Open the text tool, set everything how you want the text to be and go to preferences, tool options, and save the tool options.
There may be another way but that's how I do it.

>>15368197
Keep going shiddy slave
The amashing patchy musht know what happens next!

>>15368343
you just saved me minutes of my life

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>>15368354
i'll take it more seriously starting tomorrow

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>>15287625
How fuck is she /JP/.

>>15368429
I don't want the zombie yukkuri to eat Sanae, anons.

Don't do it, takumi. Don't let her get eaten.

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>>15366278
>The new cardboard boxes can be "picked up" by yukkuri
>but you can't pick them up

>shithead Marisa picks one up and it orbits several feet from her
>she starts doing that rub-rub thing where she spins around
>box is flying all around the park in circles, knocking all the other yukkuri into the air

[Sound of gun cocking in the distance]

>>15368459
He wouldn't have them be born to be eaten by thise three. Doubt Sanae will survive but I'm waiting for a twist.

>>15369259
Yukkuri don't get a happy end with takumi, so I'm sure they're all as doomed as the first two kos were.

>>15369324
They do sometimes, not in this story. What I meant is that I bet sonething besides the zombies will grant Sanae death.

>>15368429
Do we have any easy Mister Translators around that could give the gist of what the kos are talking about?

>>15369568
>will do lick lick so the crying one feels better
>but where's daddy and mommy, we were just born cute blah blah blah
>maricha sights them
>daddy's coming

>>15368429

>that tiny little Sanae braid

Oh geez

>>15369590
Thanks!

>daddy's coming

Uh-oh.

>>15369803
The under-developed accessories and hair on kos kill me.

Controls wise, Yukkuri Diary might just be the best smartphone FPS game on Google Play.

>>15370540

I like going out in the yard and blooping them long range down on top of a family that is playing and taking it too easy.

>>15349335

This place is beginning to bury itself into my subconscious.

I've been having Touhou-related dreams with increasing frequency. Last night, I dreamt that I was trying to make a Chen koyukkuri and a Ran koyukuuri cuddle. I couldn't get them to do anything, though because they were sound asleep. They felt like plush dolls. :3

>>15372219
I understand, I sometimes have a dream about owning a Patchy/Marisa family.

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>>15368197

>>15372472
Oh no mister lich's irresponsibility will be paid with Marisa's easy life!

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>>15372488
whoosh

>>15372558

FLY LIKE THE WIND MISTER LICH!

DON'T TAKE IT EASY.

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i think i'm done drawing for today

does mister lich find flan in time?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10443128

>>15372238
I feel incredibly silly, whenever I don't feel like studying kanji I just open one random yukkuri comic and get motivated to do it.

>>15372219
When I got too addicted to Yukkuri I started talking like them when alone. I decided to give it a break when saying doing poo-poo easy whenever I took a shit.

I'm glad I still enjoy them a lot without obsession.

>>15373021
You're a silly anon!

A small YD update today. He's added a new Heart Candy that causes a yukkuri to immediately sprout on whatever eats it. Pretty buggy, sometimes a parent-sized yukkuri just appears, and the parent has an empty stalk.

Also he's mention new skins and "fetal birth," but I haven't figured those out yet. It does look like some yukkuri have different eye and hair shades, though. Found a silver-sparkle Alice with extremely bright blue eyes, and a Reimu with jet-black hair.

>>15370540

It's strange that a literal meme game featuring meme faces that walk around shitting themselves and spouting memes ad nausem is one of the more original games on the Play Store.

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This new one is pretty promising. They animate a lot better than bluesnow's overall but the controls suck majorly (going to the sky and staying there stuck is pretty easy) and there's not a lot to do with the shitheads right now other than burning their feet but they still walk or squashing them in real time with your feet which is pretty satisfying.

seems to have a good range of species too, besides reimu and marisa there's always a lot of chens and now myon, and sometimes it spawns premature yukkuri with picked on the fly acessories like tin cans.

>>15377301
Nice, what's this?

>>15377311
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57308111

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>>15377347
Thanks bro.

>>15377393
Is this one where Marisa insists in having babies with Reimu but Anon keeps taking them out to the point that Reimu's mind breaks and Marisa keeps raping her?

>>15372145
Can't get enough of this thing.

>>15377553
Stream it!

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>>15377433
Don't remember that one, thought it was a stand alone picture.

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>>15377797
Thanks for posting this anon, I've been looking for it ever since I got into yukkuri

>>15378791
Is this anko translated anywhere?

>>15379592

Here: http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/39403

I don't like the new eyes on YD, it makes them look ugly.

>>15381666
Missa popo can't take it easy!

>>15382019
missa popo raciss

>>15381666
Are Negrokurri more likely to steal Mister Treasures and Sui?

>negroyukkuri tell misters that they got to pay for their gibsmedats or they raciss

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Thank god the thread will be gone soon, else this would be too embarrassing.

>>15383029
>negrokurri lives matter protest starts
>neggrokurri destroy their own shanty town of carboard boxes

>>15381666
Yu! We wuz dosus and poo-poo!

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I should learn how to draw, this is too fun.

>>15383465
http://drawabox.com/lesson/1

>>15383800
ooh, thief, thief

>>15383639
Wow, this makes so much sense that it makes me feel stupid, thanks!

>>15383800
Oh fuck that took me by surprise.

Looks like someone made a new thread.
>>15385316