So, /jp/, how does it feel to put your onahole in the freezer?

Not like fucking Cirno.

>>15285645
And how would YOU know?

>>15285714

I'm one of the faceless guys from all of your Touhou doujinshi.

>>15285627
How vanilla. I exclusively fap in the reefer.

>>15285724

How does it feel to actually fuck Cirno?

>>15286291
Pretty cool.

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>>15286312

I tried it once. It was okay, needed more lube than normal.

>>15285724

Technically speaking, even though the researcher with no eyes had the appearance that matches with generic faceless Anon, he was his own character.

>You will never start a family with baka for SCIENCE
>You will never educate the fairies and unite them into a single entity
>You will never become the Fairy King
>You will never be the King with no Eyes

>>15288453
did you get lost on the way to /a/? try to communicate that again in a human language?

According to PMiSS touching Cirno will probably give you frostbite, so yeah, have fun with no dong.

>>15286291
like a frostbite on your dick

I've tried it. It warms up pretty quickly from the friction but for the first couple minutes it's really great. It starts to lose its elasticity if you leave it in for too long though.

>>15288766
Yeah, the same thing happened to me. Similarly, while onahole warmers can make them almost painfully hot for a couple minutes, they quickly cool down to a normal temperature. The material just doesn't have a high enough specific heat; if you wanted a hole with long-lasting heat or cold, it would need to have some kind of liquid core, and even then, in something that small, it probably wouldn't last too long.

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>>15285724
Can I get your autograph?
You must be hip with all the ladies.

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>>15288500

Cirno has the capability to heat herself up by overusing her abilities; she freezes things by absorbing heat!

>>15288488

Probably referring to some obscure doujin from /a/: I vaguely recall something about a scientist fugging da baka.

>>15289170
The heat is great when it's comfortably uncomfortable. I personally like to pretend it's like one of those steamy vaginas in one of those dougie mangos. Sucks when it goes from "putting my dick in an oven" to "putting my dick directly on the oven rack" tho.

Just use a fresh tight pussy

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>>15286312
Carlos, for fuck's sake.

I experimented with this. The best thing is to put it in the fridge for a bit and then snik ice cubes in it. Ultimate cool

>>15285724
Does anyone have an explanation for why those characters are so popular in comparison to a generic male character?

I understand sinsacks, but the faceless men just seem to represent uninhibited carnal desires.

I only self-insert as the girl or the most submissive girl, though, so maybe it's just me.

>>15285724
oh hey man, not everyday i run into a coworker.

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>>15285627
If you want to fuck something cold try necrophilia.

>>15305736
>but the faceless men just seem to represent uninhibited carnal desires.
You just answered your own question.