Say something nice to the sage of Gensokyo as offering

Do you need help to cross the road, lady?

>>15284396
Will you marry me?

You should wear that dress more.

You look 1180 years younger

>>15284396
How is the dress doing that with the cleavage?

I want to fuck Yukari's ballsack!

>>15284396
Can I fuck your anime tiddies pls.

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>>15284396
Yukari is my mom.

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>>15284396
NO

BULLY THREAD

Old hag! Old hag!

I want to insert my human cock inside of Yukari's mysterious gap!

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>>15284405
Aren't you a little old to be here

>>15284396
>sage

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>>15284397
>>15284400
>>15284402
>>15284404
>>15284406
>>15284407
>>15284408
>>15284409
rude, dude!

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Yukari-sama is pleased

>>15284396
DEATH TO YOUKAIS!
HUMAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE!

>>15284413
If you're gonna marry my mom you need to be employed and ready to take responsibility

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>>15284412

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Yukari showing off her youthful 17 year ol~ lingerie!

>>15284416
I'm currently at my work desk, and I will be sure to take responsibility for the dozen kids that I'm going to impregnate her with.

>>15284416
shut the fuck up, son. You need to move out of my house or pay rent every month.

>>15284396
Yukari is 17yrs old!

>>15284402
oh man that fucking doujin

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>Discover Kisiri's doujins
"Oh, a Yukari episode, nice."
>Yukari is in loli form
This is not how you treat the older women of touhou.

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Yukari won't marry anyone because the age of consent for youkai are more than 17 years old.....

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who is this oldhag?

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I want to suck on Yukari's big fat anime tiddies

>>15284426
Literally Hitler

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YUKARI IS A LAZY OLD HAG

SHE DIDN'T DO JACK IN 2HU14.5

I bet she has a hairy anus.

Just the way I like it.

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Your fox woman is hot.

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/jp/ pls go

>>15284434
K A N A K O

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>>15284434
Only the best mom for me.

>>15284396
i want you to birth my children.

>>15284434
>no one is voting for Yuyuko

>>15284438
Literally who.

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>>15284439
ok

now im MAD

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>>15284438
Yuyuko is wife material, not mom material

>>15284396
Breasts tits.
Boobs oldhag mammaries elderly,
jugs cans chrismas cake knockers.

>>15284441
Implying that I wouldn't turn my mom into my wife if she was Yukari.

>>15284417
Is that deal-chan?

>>15284443
She would kick your ass and tell you to get a job anon

>>15284445
But I already have a job. I'm even working right now.

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>>15284434
Greetings.
Did someone say knife?

Yukari fucks everything up!
She can't do anything good!
She's a bad influence for Chen!
She doesn't pay enough attention to her Shikigami!
She eats humans like a barbarian!
She is a bad Youkai, deserves to be bullied!
Indeed! Bully Yukari!

I want to lick her eyebrows

>>15284447
haha no you can leave now :)

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>>15284449
Ahem.

>>15284448
ok dude but if you talk shit about my mum again i will hurt you for real

>>15284451
I would cut my tongue on those

>>15284452
Say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens. Also your mom smells like cats.

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WHY aren't you voting for Yukari, in HER thread???!!

>>15284453
Not like you could reach them anyway you fucking hollowlet.

Men below 16 foot, when will they learn.

>>15284454
Last chance buddy, better walk away now.

>>15284396
>the sage of Gensokyo
Misread this as the cleavage of Gensokyo

>>15284457
*looks at your pathetic video game collection, turns 360, then 3, then 4, then 1 degrees, teleports behind you, and moonwalks away* Your mom

>>15284459
>Your mom

stopped reading right there

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>>15284455
Why? Because Ran is vastly superior. Ran is the most underappreciated Touhou character in the series.

>>15284452
Yukari is infertile!
She has a barren womb!
No one loves her too!
This is why she has a Shikigami!
And her Shikigami has another Shikiami!
She forces them to love her!
Because they'd hate her like everyone else does!
They'd tell her "Shut up old hag!"!
They'd tell her "You need to know your place gap Youkai!"!
They'd tell her "Silence, Youkai scum! You deserve extermination!"!
And they'd~
Be~
Right!

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>>15284434
>Five votes for Kanako

BRETHREN

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>>15284455
If Ran was my mom things would be different around here.

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>>15284461
Get stuffed, New Ho juice is the most underappreciated 2hu.

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>being beaten by her own shikigami

please vote for me....

>>15284464
My dad is a water type and your mom is a fire type. My dad is super effective against your mom.

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>>15284465
But anon, he's right.

why do all 2hus have to wear silly hats

>>15284466
Yukari is getting desperate

>>>/s4s/4447761

>>15284468
Ransux tho.

Easiest Extra boss in the entire 2 hoes.

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This is now a Ran appreciation thread.

>>15284465
because she has the single worst design in the history of Touhou
>inb4 she's supposed to have a shit design
it's still shit

>>15284469
because if they don't they will die

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>>15284472
Best mom!

>>15284469
Did you not see
>>15284465
you little shit

>>15284473
Bucketloli imo.

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>>15284472
NO

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>>15284469

>>15284465
Jesus fuck Zun's art is so terrible.

>>15284479
I want to drink you Mrs. Houraisan-chan!

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>>15284480
I still like Yuyuko and CP's original sprites

>>15284483
Best 2hu
Best human
Best girl

>>15284481
>moeshit and not a glorious mature woman
this is why we created nukes

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>>15284484
is yukako supposed to be dead

>>15284485
How can she be best if she is not even playable?

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Yukari is being beaten not by 1 person

but by 3 FUCKING WHOHUS

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>>15284483

>>15284489
I am disappointed that actual best mom, Cirno, is not on that list.

>>15284491
>having a loli as a mom

>>15284488
Silly anon, nobody plays the games

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>this thread
>>15284481
someone should make an edit of this with ZUN's Reimu art
>>15284483
>tfw ZUN said he wanted to make a Mokou game
>tfw he also said he's not sure if he'll continue making games
>we could potentially never ever get it because of this

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>>15284434
>>15284463

>Kanako

>>15284491
In addition, moms Meiling, Yuugi, Letty, and That autumn harvest goddess I forgot the name of are not mentioned

>>15284494
>>tfw he also said he's not sure if he'll continue making games
He always says that. He could retire off royalties from Squaresoft and Nintendo by now, but he'll come back to making games next year.

>>15284495
post more Space Jin

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>>15284495
>that high school version
Almost as good as best girl

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>>15284496
Kung-fu mom!

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>>15284494
>as a mom
I think he meant to say "make a mom".

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>2hus
>ever being moms

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>>15284502
ara ara ara ara ara ara~

>>15284502
>Suwako
>Junko

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Is this some kind of sick joke? Yukari losing??

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>>15284396
HAG

>>15284504
>>Junko
she aint one anymore

>>15284508
>best moms are Ran and Kanako
>best moms are winning

Works fine on my end!

So why is Byakuren in that top 3? Nobody in this thread seems to be talking about her. She's just up there in the "top tier mom" trio on the poll, but nobody is mentioning anything about it.

>>15284508
Looks accurate already

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>>15284507
wew lad...... just wow

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>natural beauty
>good fashion sense
>fluffy tails
>motherly nature
>actually intelligent, came up with a theory which was approved and is widely used in Gensokyo
>doesn't have a hag status

>>15284515
>came up with a theory
Which one?

The one that states that Yukari is an old hag?

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>>15284515
>widely used
>the width of a fucking river

>>15284511
I'm still waiting for those pics myself

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>>15284516

>>15284491
That was a nice doujin, too bad the series was never finished

>>15284513
sorry

still love you though

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Ran is a child abuser...

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I would gladly purge your sweet ass, slaneeshi lady

we can do this yukari-bros! We may be on number 5 but dont stop donating and phonebanking!

#FeelTheYukari2016

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MOUNTAIN of faith

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I'm gonna go sleep for like 2 hours.

When I come back this thread better still be here.

>>15284487
>danganronpa2.dif

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Yukari is asleep, post Byakuren

>>15284529
Who is thia christmas cake.

The same exact thread is on /jp/!!!

>>15284511
I voted her because she's kind and already loves everyone like her children.

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>Eirin dead last

wake me up when it's 2016

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Yukari is gaining momentum

>>15284533
w-wake up, anon

>>15284446
work harder

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>>15284444

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>>15284508
>no Keine
Shit poll.

>>15284534
If it's rainy outside and you seek shade do NOT ask a youkai like Yukari for help. They will imprison you in their own homes and own you for eternity.

>>15284538
If keine becomes a mother, then who will teach the younglings?

>>15284540
My dick

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>>15284529
Our Lord and Savior

what is the best 2hu fangame?

>>15284423
source me, would you?

>byakuren and kanako are winning
>no one talks about them in the thread

I smell something foul at play here.

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>>15284396
>"i found Faggots on 4chan more attractive then you'll ever be."

>>15284514
I do believe that's at least 2-3 signs that you should kill yourself.

>>15284545
The faggot has posted the poll on multiple boards begging for votes. And Yukari still isn't winning.

That said, Kanako a best.

>>15284545
main thread is in /jp/ which is basically byakuren turf
>>>/jp/15284120


I have no idea where Kanako fags come from though

>>15284549
Probably /s4s/.

I like Seiga more

>>15284547
/pol/ fag detected

It's 4 signs.

>>15284551
but she is evil

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>>15284529
breaking dogmas since 894b.c.

does gensokyo exist

>>15284555
Only if you believe in it

>>15284555
>He's not posting from gensokyo right now
LOOK AT THIS FAG

>>15284555
yes and it sucks because it's never safe outside

also no inernet

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Ran

>>15284553
But she comes with a free frogurt!

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welcome to byakuren turf

dont reply to yukari threads
hide yukari threads

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>>15284456
No u. Priscilla would make me lie in her lap and pet me and tell me I'm adorable.

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yukarifags are the worst

clearly pushing youkai propaganda in everyone's face

enjoy ending in some monster stomach

>>15284950
Joke's on you, I'm totally into vore!

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>>15284523
Spanking is incredibly harmful for the children! Ran please think of the future you're creating!

xx17 year old maiden.

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Rubbing Yukarin's cute feet!

Yukari gapped in her own thread!

>>15284495
Is Suwako is blonde, why is Sanae green haired?

>>15285185
she's adopted

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>>15285052

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>>15284529
Oh my.

>>15285080
>Mods can move threads to boards other than trash
W-what?

Yukari is a shit and nobody in the series except for Yuyuko ever wants to see her.

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>>15285608
I guess I'll just have to adopt her.

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>>15284492

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Yakarin has shrunk you and is keeping you in a glass box as a pet. What do?

saggy paizuri!

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>>15285831
I'll start singing and talking in Irish and tries to get Sukuna's leprechaun senses to find me and tries to get me out of there. She'll have a heck of an adventure. she'll need to find the triforce of courage and the minish cap untill she can defeat Queen Yukari to save Prince Annon from her weird kinky gap stuff.

>>15284396
She's got massive tracts of land.

>>15285831
Masturbate on the glass

>>15284524
>Yukari
>Slaaneshi
She's blatantly a follower of the Changer of Ways.

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According to this book, Yukari is the foundation of reality, and that's why she's the best Touhou!

>>15284396
Yukari's
Old
Barren
Womb

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>>15287538
She thinks your little tallywhacker is adorable.

>>15284460
it's all fun and games until someones autism is triggered

>>15284950
Dem Moma Yuuka doujins

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>>15285831

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>>15284396
Come and retire to Makai as we need a "fourth" for our regular game of Bridge .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erOt5Zhp1go

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>>15284396
I love you my Yukari-sama!

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You always sleep for us, I thank you!

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>>15319910
TFW I'll never sleep with Yukari.

Why live?

>>15284396
more old that stromatolites

>>15284396

Well, you're better than Yuuka.

I wonder how sex with Yukarin-yun feels like...

>>15332611
Like fuck an anime chick

>>15332611
Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway

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>>15331068

Yukari gaps you next to her every time you sleep and gaps you back before you wake up.

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>>15304283
Chen is going to honk you, Shinki.