It's my birthday, can we have a Satori thread?

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How many fucking birthdays are you gonna have this year, anon?

>>15262566
Over 9000.

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>>15262574

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I love how she can see your deepest, darkest desires.

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>>15262566
As many as necessary

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Sure.

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>>15262605
Don't act like you can hurt anyone with that, you frail shut-in.

>>15262584
She knows what comes next then I assume?

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>>15262666
Of course she does, Satan

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>>15262788
It's terrible to tease without any intention of ever putting out.

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>>15262578
I want to engage in tender, gentle congress with this Satori.

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>>15262561
only because of your awesome taste

>>15262822
ＳＵＣＫ　ＩＴ

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Big sisters >>> Little sisters

Would Satori-chwan let me mating press her for my birthday?

I'm turning 27 in a month.

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>>15262843
young siblings are the worst

they do what they want without any responsibility and disrespect you :(

>>15262822
There's only one God and Muhammad (PBUH) is his messenger.

http://exhentai.org/g/932413/f84f5afc97/
I have fapped like 20 times to Satori already this week.

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>>15262971
Keep that to yourself, freak.

>>15262971
She already knows.

>>15263010
Satori is for being taken care of.

>>15263036
Then why are you just making her the fap material to fuel your sick fantasies?

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>>15263036
She can take care of herself. A caretaker would just mean more noisy thoughts.

>>15263059
Because those sick fantasies involve her taking care of my dick.

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>>15263085
I'm confused, do you want to take care of or being taken care of? Make up your mind

>>15263249
I want to rest my head on Satori's lap as she caresses my hair with one hand and with the other milks my penis!

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Why are there so many hypocrites that pretend they wouldn't want to ravage Satori's loli body? She knows you are lying, and she'd appreciate you were honest for once

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>>15266167
Years of strict training have helped me bury those kinds of base desires behind reflexive mental countermeasures, deep beneath the level of conscious thought. Satori can look as she likes, but I have nothing to hide.

Just don't ask her sister

how can a top cute like Satori have a shitty such a shitty sis?

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>>15266269
Only because she reached meme status that doesn't mean that Koishi is a shitty sister

>>15266340
She is a lot less. perfect than Satori though, is it because her color. palette isnt pink?

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>>15266167
Honestly? I'm not sure. I'm aroused by nasty stuff, but outside of that I'm a real nice guy. I don't think I'd actually be able to hurt her and make her cry and stuff.

>>15266167
I have a deep and profoundly engraved hatred for the idea of anything superhuman/supernatural appearing in real life. If Satori one day appeared before me (and proved herself to be the genuine article), I would very likely fly into a rage.

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>>15266167
I'm a filthy lolicon and have my sick fantasies, that's a fact I can't deny. That said, there's no way I would be able to lay a hand on Satori or anyone for that matter were they to actually appear before me, I'm still sane at least. If something I'd just take her home and take care of her like she were my own daughter.

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>>15266167
I want to be Satori-chan's tentacle husband!

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Playing with Satori chan.

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Sleeping party with Satori

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>>15268683
But Satori doesn't want a tentacle husband.

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>>15268941
Satori would have trouble sleeping with someone. They'd have to get to sleep first, or their thoughts would keep Satori awake, but who could get to sleep with Satori under the covers with them? That doesn't even take into account the trouble with her external heart and veins.

>>15269000
I want to CRUSH Satorin's heart between my strong human fingers!

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>>15266167
Nonsense. I just want to live a simple life as Satori's pet. Ravaging her is not part of the deal.

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What do you do when a Satori looks at you this way?

>>15270064
Tell her to remove those balloons from inside her dress.

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>>15270106
Those are breasts.

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Satori's tiny pleasure mounds.

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>>15270162
Yes, please.

>>15270162
I would do the most disgusting lewd things to Satori-chan while I think nothing but "Satori I love you!, please marry me!, bear my child!, Satori, Satori!"

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Can Satori cook? Can she maintain a house? What life skills does she have?

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>>15280719
I shall cook for Satori!

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>>15266167
>Why are there so many hypocrites that pretend they wouldn't want to ravage Satori's loli body?

Because I'd rather slip her aphrodisiacs crafted by Eirin and watch her become uncontrollably horny and ravage me instead.

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>>15280773
She doesn't look like she's in a ravaging mood.

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>>15280810
Thats just the look she loses to lure you in.

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>>15280810
Let's try stripping her then!

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>>15280869
How's that gonna help? That just makes her look weaker.

>>15280868
An uncontrollably horny ravager doesn't lure people in, they just jump on them and start fucking.

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>>15280869
What will you do with her once she's stripped?

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>>15280879
Dive right in.

Daitou is a treasure.

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>>15280877
>That just makes her look weaker.
What about doing this then?

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>>15280888
>Dive right in.

Head first?

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>>15280911
Depends on the exact circumstance.

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She knows that all of you degenerates want to pierce her loli pussy with you smelly, unwashed neet meat.

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>>15280927
Does she prefer it dirty?

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>>15280927
And she loves it!

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I fixed your Satori

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>>15281008
That's a semen demon disguising as little Satori.

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>>15280984
I have a very bad feeling about that picture

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>>15280927

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>>15281008
We have to go larger

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>>15281023
さとぱい

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What does her panties smell like?

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>>15281073
Heaven

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Lewd

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>>15280810
but you have to flip her switch first mang

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Please treat Satori with dignity.

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>>15281192
Satori is NOT some kind of eldricht abomination, she is a cute little girl that just happens to have powers befitting an eldricht abomination

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>>15281271
So use a condom and be gentle for her first time?

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>>15281271
What's the most dignified way of filling her pretty pink loli pussy with lots of my baby batter?

>>15281292
Using a condom is the opposite of dignity.

>>15281401
A condom implies you care about her safety.

>>15281434
A condom implies that you only care about fucking her for getting off and "scoring a notch" rather than showing true union of body and spirit that only sex for the purpose of procreation can bring. Also why the hell do you have vd in the first place ?

>Not wanting to marry Satori then lovingly have sex with her every night till you get adorable half-psychic babies

Disgusting

>>15281479
Found the hugless virgin

>>15281479
Maybe Satori doesn't want children, or wants to wait to have them. Get that quiverfull bullshit out of here. Family planning is a human right.

>>15281504
Good thing she isn't human

>>15281504
>Maybe Satori doesn't want children
>Having sex with a woman who doesn't even want kids
>Abortion is a human right !

Oh wow you're pretty fucked in the head aren't you ?

>>15281536
Stop posting anytime, /pol/ reject. If I cringe any harder I'm going to pull a muscle.

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>>15281523
That doesn't mean you don't have to respect her.

>>15282017
Explain how a monster should dictate anyone's respect.

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>>15266167
Little girls crying make me a lot sadder thsn horny so I couldnt do it

I want to ruffle Satori's hair until she giggles

>>15282165

Hey there YAF

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I bet Satori sunburns easily.

>>15262561
Satori!?

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>>15283594
YAFRemiriat is dead, nigga.

>>15262584
W-why is she holding her feet up like that?

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Would you show her mercy?

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>>15285351
He still has his wordpress blog up and updating.

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>>15285461
>/jp/ tripfag
>blog

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flat or busty, tall or short, whatever
but a loli Satorin is unacceptable

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>>15285506
Fuck off, non-pedo scum

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Summoning Proremiriat...

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>>15285593
you damned lolicons!!

>>15285593
this pic evokes nothing but sadness

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>>15285770
You will NEVER get bonked on the head with a ladle by Satori. Why don't you breathe some cyanide gas?

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>>15285594
I never left, dude.

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>>15262561
setoir kommeijij

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>>15285886
Why do you have a blog? Is your need to write about bellies all day this powerful?

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>>15285593
The stool makes it.

>>15286024
I'm not YAF.

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>>15286128
I'm YAFRemiryat!

>>15285596
I really dislike this.

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Would Satori still be recognisable if she changed her hairstyle?

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>>15287332
I would recognize Satorin no matter what hairstile she donned!

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>>15287177
Agreed. Satori should be protected and cherished.

>>15288249
Please, by everything that is human, do NOT cherish a monster. It does not need your love, nor does require your protection. Your affection is wasted, if not outright destructive for the one you wish to protect.

Actually, with that in mind, do cherish Satori. It will quicken her species' extinction.

Are Satori and that eyeball thing two seperate entities or are they one and the same?

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>>15288430
The same. It might even be her actual heart.

>>15288331
She might go extinct faster if you didn't write five whole threads about her.

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>>15288999
Then I'll make many more threads to ensure the survival of her race!

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>>15288999
>five
New on the block, kid?

>>15283175
Yes, this is how Satori would react upon glancing into the mind of the average /jp/er; covering her eye away from such obscene and vulgar thoughts.

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>>15291528

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Satori is a good wife.

>>15289787
I'm not including the tangent stories you East European.

>>15293900
Nice doubloons, but what the fuck are you autismoaning on about?

>>15293858
>someone finally translated that doujin
FUCK YES FINALLY

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>>15293858
Will this slack cunt marry anything that has a big penis?

>>15293858
Just no

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People that give Satorin big breasts have serious issues

>>15295917
People always give flat chested characters big tits. Almost no one draws big titty monsters as flat. Should tell you what a sick deviant you are for preferring it.

>>15296580
That's because cowtits lovers are sickos that enjoying defiling every character with their beloved monstrous lumps of flesh

>>15296666
This.

Ban all titty lovers.

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Why is she bleeding? Is she on her period?

>>15307473
Psychic powers = nosebleeds, everyone knows this. She probably tried an active scan against someone with some kind of defenses.