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If you're not making enough at work, you can always ask your boss what to do for a raise. I'm sure she has some ideas.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Kikis are olev
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I wonder what happens to the weakest Hellhound?
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She looks annoyed. What did you do anon?
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>>15228710
>look up hypnosis and lamia on gelbooru
>only one match, and it's yuri
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With only seven images to spare. Nice.
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>>15228710
Not really the hypnosis aspect but just the hypnotic voice sounds, doesn't even have to be mesmerizing just the way she spoke in the movie
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>>15228734
Told her I was more interested in adventuring through inner-space than middle earth.
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>>15228734
Called her a washboard.

Is it actually that bad that i want to wash clothes on her body?
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No means no!
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>>15228717
Goddamn, if she was my boss, I'd be looking to get transferred to another department.
If only so that there aren't accusations of potential cronyism when I romance her.
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>>15228756
Have you been living under a rock or something, Anon? nowadays no means yes!
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>>15228740
>Gelbooru

There's your problem. Pixiv should have way more.
If you're willing to trudge through the western stuff, Hypnohub and DeviantArt are potential search spots, too.

>>15228756
It's the fox's fault for being so lovable and molestable.
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>>15228729
They get bullied for by the larger hellhounds even the strong loli hounds bully them
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I love dragons so much. I want to marry one and give her all the treasures in the world!
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>>15228775
So Cerberus Girls? Extra big Hellhounds with 3 heads?
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>>15228789
Sounds like a mouthful, but you know three heads are better than two
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>Squirrel girls are basically unheard of
>She gets literally thousands of fanart
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>>15228717
Those tits could be bigger desu.
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>>15228793
How can a squirrel have tits so big?
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>>15228793
>unheard of

Unless you're into Marvel
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>>15228793
Understandable considering the fact Makoto is a sex goddess.
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>>15228793
Squirrel Girls hide your nuts in their cheeks.
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>>15228775
That runt must be pathetic to get defeated by the young hounds
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Would you be the sexy cute boy assist?
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>>15228753
That sounds like it would hurt, so yes.
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>>15228789
>TFW no Cerberus or Tiamat stories
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>>15228809
Only if she entered a box and I pierced her with my swords.
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>>15228809
I dunno if I could stop fucking her long enough to be an assistant
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>>15228809
Am I just there to distract the monsters so she can do her magic trick better without being seen?
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>>15228809
I'd hit that.

I'd even go double down
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>>15228809
Damn straight I would.
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>>15228819
Careful, she's not very good with the box trick.
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I need to know the names of the good Manticore writers so I can devour their hearts and absorb their strength
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>Went exploring on the rest of the /jp/ catalog after the thread archived
>Found the fumo and plushie thread
>Not really into fumos, but see a custom Momiji one with more details and soft, beautiful fluffy hair
>It's not even for sale at the convention it was shown at

Are monstergirls doomed to have no good merchandise?
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>>15228836
RSanon, Seafoam, the guy that wrote that Sir Aiden thing.
>
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>>15228847
>Went exploring /jp/ for shits
>Search 'mon' for the thread
>The KanColle thread also pops up
>2300+ posts
>They beat the last thread in terms of posts
Sure, we've hit 4k before
But since when did the KanC threads start doing what we've been doing?
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>>15228856
There's an event going on.
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>>15228880
Well that explains everything
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I want to engage in a deep kiss with my waifu while her tail coils around my leg, her wings protects me from outside harm, her scaly arms slowly rip my clothes and and deep emerald ocean eyes stare deep into my soul, revealing my deep desire to be bronken by her!
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>>15228717
I hope she's no asking me to do anything lewd. If she does she'll be getting a letter from PR!
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>>15228856
For some reason i have to search for the whole "monster girl thread" or else it won't show up.
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>>15228856
Big old shitshow of an event happening now.
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>>15228907
The thread shows up just by typing "monster", assuming OP doesn't fuck it up.

By the way, we have two threads up right now. You fags fucked it again.
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I'm going to kiss Yocchi!
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>>15228918
>Made two minutes after this one
Communication
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>>15228910
YEEEEEAH IT'S THE SHITSHOW
YEEES IT'S A BIG BAD SHITSTORM TONIGHT
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How do you decrease the rate of monster girls raping men
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>>15228934
By making them not exist
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>>15228918
At least this one came first.
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>>15228902
But you want it, don't you?
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>>15228934
My marrying them.
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>>15228934
>decrease
I don't understand.
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>>15228954
Husbands can be raped
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>>15228966
You can't rape the willing.
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>>15228934
By making anti-rape laws.
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>>15228934
We need to build a wall.
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Big meaty nursing handjobs.

http://i.imgur.com/X4rzgLT.jpg

I posted a short sequel to the multiarm manticore story. You can read it here.

http://pastebin.com/wYMvXjuw
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>>15228994
AWW GEEZ OH MAN
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>>15228994
Oh man, that's just nuts
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>>15228994
Holy shit, those are the best tits I've ever seen on a Manticore.
Now if only they were leaking milk...
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>>15228994
>All those big meaty paws
it's a pawverload!
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>>15229021
>Now if only they were leaking milk...
This Anon has a point. Where's the leakage? I demand leakage!
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>>15229026
Damn straight. You can't have a lactating multi-armed Manticore giving a nursing handjob and forget the fact they can produce milk.

Also, I'm reminded of the time RS forgot to have the black sclera detail on his Ushi.
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>>15228994
Nice and nice.
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>>15229039
Dropping the ball left and right
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Author of a Serpent-and-something, this link >>15227864 demands an account on wordpress and is probably unavailable to the most. Just sayin'.
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>>15228994
Behold! The Omnicore!
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>>15229069
Looks like he gave the wrong link, here you go

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/2016/05/13/chapter-20-escapism/
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>>15229079
>Hellskitchensink
Hellhound Ramsay when?
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>>15228994
I guess Jenna's breasts require a period of time to refill with milk?
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>>15229132
>TFW she tells you your penis is fucking raw
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>>15229139
>I KNOW IT'S RAW, YOU DID THIS TO ME
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>>15229133
She likes to keep it a surprise whether you're getting milk or not.
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Big. Fat. Snek. Tiddies.
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Reminder.

Also Summer sucks.
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>>15229148
Understandable. Though I have a feeling that she'll attempt to roleplay as a Holstaur at some point.
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>>15229160
Do you also work in a kitchen and have to attend to the deep fry station?
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>>15228933
MOVE OVER NEW THREADS.
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>>15229160
I want to be the only sane person in wonderland.
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>>15229160
Wonderland is a nice place with nice girls
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>>15229190
That actually looks like the face of mercy.
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>>15228717
Why is she looking at me like that?
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alright, who wants to help me sexually torture some catgirls?
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>>15229237
Because you're a good boy that does what he's told and doesn't tattle.
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What would a tailor for monsters be like
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Somewhat related to my drawing:
What would you use to stop your cum from leaking out of an anubis loli's inflated belly? Something else aside from your own penis?

I can't believe I asked that question.

>>15229244
Arousal + denial play? Also, sameface sameexpression syndrome.
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>>15229244
Nah.
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>>15229251
Constantly in competition with spiders who are far more skilled than you.
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>>15229190
Wonderland is shit and full of low tier meme girls.
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>>15229251
Hard. You'd have to deal with dozens of types of bodies.
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Hey does anybody remember that one time a drawanon sketched up a salamander lying by a fire with that inviting look going on? Lost it and I can't find it on any booru site.
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>>15229253
>spoiler
Clear packing tape. Or duct tape. Or just tape, tape on pussies keeping the cum in is the best.
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>>15229182
Being someone who completely refuses to give in to the madness would probably drive some girls there even crazier.
Mainly because now there's someone to whack them on the head when they're being silly.
They'd be after your dick like you wouldn't believe.
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>>15229258
Damn spiders driving an honest man out of his profession
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>>15229261
Jabberwock and Mad Hatter are good. You have a point with the rest.
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I'll be the scary serious mayor of MGC and prevent this god forsaken city from destroying itself, even if I have to use a pipe to set it right.
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>>15229253
>What would you use to stop your cum from leaking out of an anubis loli's inflated belly?
-A magical seal
-Tape a la Quicksilvers Hellpups
-A dildo
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>>15229269
>Not hiring an Arachne to do the weaving while you do the designing and measurements.
Step it up famiglia.
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>>15228793
Rightfully so.
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>>15229280
But that Arachne is my competitor
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>>15229253
Just don't pull out. Pick her up and bring her wherever you go. You're gonna carry that weight.
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>>15229291
Marry her
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>>15228793
>>15229286
God, I would kill to have Makoto as my wife.
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>>15229253
The penis that filled her up does seem the best option.

Aside from that, I would suggest dildo panties. Panties with a dildo on the inside. Or better yet, a vibrator. A remote controlled vibrator.
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>>15229300
But she says my tailor shop is too low quality for her
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Fun fact: Squirrel sex usually involves the male sealing the female's vaginal closed with sealant post coitus to keep the semen in and prevent the female from fucking somebody else.
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>>15229321
Then she can teach you.
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>>15229325
So you shove a dildo post sex who cares
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>>15229325
n-neato!
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>>15229335
>dildo
More like a chasity belt with one or more dildos. Dildos are removable by themselves.
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>>15229321
Fucking tsunspiders
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Would your waifu be able to stand gore?
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>>15229357
I hope so

I can't, I'm squeamish. I'm still afraid of shots. Even just talking about that kind of stuff freaks me out. That's why I want a big strong waifu to cling to.
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>>15229357
Most likely. Dogs aren't squeamish about that sort of thing at all.
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>>15229369
>I'm still afraid of shots.
I don't know if they'd find that cute or pathetic.
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>>15229357
Well crows are usually connected to death.
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>>15229263
I got you, fellow reptile lover.
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>>15229369
>I'm still afraid of shots.
I used to be the same way. Now I get infusions every 8 weeks so shots are small time shit. I've had zits that were more painful than any shot I've had.
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>>15229380
My doctor says it's totally normal for adults to be afraid of shots, and that I was a big boy for handling mine well!

It's not pathetic, it's a normal logical fear to have.
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>>15229357
No. She looks big and strong, but blood makes her dizzy.
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>>15229400
>and that I was a big boy for handling mine well!
Now you're sounding pathetic.
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>>15229433
That's how you lure in strong monster girls anon
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>>15229369
Fear of shots is surprisingly common, being derived from fear of needles and sharp objects. Letting it get overwhelming, though, that's a different thing.

Funny thing, I actually don't have a problem with injections per se, but on two occasions I have fainted while getting shots. I have no clue why it happened, as the most issue I have with needles is the standard dislike of getting jabbed; pretty much every time it's been quick and painless.
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>>15229449
Or you could hunt them down, hog tie them and fuck their mouths. Really it just depends on what your tastes are.
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>>15229470
That sounds like a lot of unnecessary work, and less fun. I'd rather portray the "helpless moe" type human boy and let the monster girls come to me.
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>>15229391
You're my hero, friend.
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>>15229485
>and less fun
To you, I would find it really fun to turn the tables on a Mantis and make her feel hunted.

Then once she gets caught in one of my traps I'll drag her back to my camp and cuddle her all night.
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>>15229369
>I'm still afraid of shots
>Tfw extremely afraid of needles
I can already see myself being teased by the Core's to hell and back
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So I just thought of a horrifying thing.
Monster girl fetish dating site.
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>>15229464
I've been terrified of needles my whole life.

I got over it for the most part. Getting a shot at least doesn't bother me anymore. IVs kinda squick me out.

I cannot stand having blood taken though. Last time it was required of me, I recall it just being a big fat vial with a needle on one end that they jammed into my arm. I had a fucking panic attack. They swapped out for a "Butterfly Needle" normally used on kids. Takes longer, but dear god I preferred it.
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>>15229569
Just reading this post made me squirm
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>>15229569
Fuck, dude. That's not funny
And I don't mean your fear. I mean this post.
I don't do needles, man. At all
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Warrior foxes.
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>>15229325
Pigs do the same thing.
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>>15229596
That's not a warrior, that's a magic knight!

Or maybe a battlemage. Spellsword? Nightblade?
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>>15229603
Battlemage.

We need more monstergirl battlemages by the way.
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>>15229596
That fox is just asking to get grappled.
My entire build is devoted to knocking them out so I can do what I want with them.

>>15229603
The correct term is magus
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>>15229609
>Magus Tamamo
I guess that does sorta makes sense considering the series she's from.
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>>15229569
Yeah, I have no problem with getting a shot. But I'm certainly adverse to having my blood taken, and getting an IV is surprisingly painful.
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>>15229616
Yep, although I do hope that she put points into dex because she sure as heck doesn't look like she's got anything in strength.


Gonna molest that tail and impregnate that fox.
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>>15229569
>>15229595
I hope your waifu is into yuri because you're a giant pussy.
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>>15229645
R-Rude
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>>15229629
You bet
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>>15228994
>another manticore
Whoopdy doo
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>>15229668
Gonna make her my wife.
Gonna fill her with kits.
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>>15229669
At least it serves its purpose of being the only .less picture I've actually liked lately.
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Target acquired

Commencing cuddling
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>>15229681
>Gonna fill her with kits.
She'll have zero issue providing them with milk n that regard.
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>>15229687
Truley a fearsome beast.
I must see if fish and tummy rubs would be enough to appease her.
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>>15229687
All she needs is a moderate belly reduction and thigh gap, then she'd be perfect.
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>>15229695
She's already purrfect
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>>15229689
Too true, I may have to sample it myself, although I wonder if it'll be enough feed all the kids I've got planned.
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>>15229689
in that regard*
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>>15229687
Disgusting.
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So I did another chapter for the Paladin. I felt like thinking about Devil Bugs. What time I've had free I've been spending shaping the archmage story, lately. I think I've got most everything plot-wise down, I just need to actually write the story now - and I'm almost two full chapters into that. It'll be more like an actual book in that regard. I might even post it to a googledoc rather than Pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

In any case, our paladin this time shoots the breeze with an old friend and helps out with simple guard duties.
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>>15229687
I want to fuck those thighs while she sits in my lap with a huge smug grin on her face.
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>>15229708
She won't be so smug after you impregnate her
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>>15229708
I want to stick in whats between her thighs and go until she's carrying a litter.
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wan?
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>>15229702
Lovely
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>>15229716
>>15229701
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A different try at the ara ara eel.

Goddamn do I love ara aras.

Have a nice night /mgt/ o/
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>>15229716
That OC is drawn with a butterface more often than not.
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>>15229713
>>15229715
That's for later, under the covers, with the lights turned off and with me laying on top of her.
Cuddlesex in the mating press for the sake of procreation.
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>>15229724
I can't wait to see the finished version. That, and she has a very pretty face.
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>>15229716
sorry
i don't date black girls
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>>15229702
Ok, so it was an April fools joke. I got to it like a month later so I wasn't certain about it's validity.
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>>15229728
Hope you are ready to hear her purr afterwards in her sleep.
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>>15229728
That's too lewd Anon! Too lewd!
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>>15229697
Good man.
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>>15229739
She's getting cuddled so hard that our kids are going to be born with more cuddlelust than a pack of yetis.
I almost feel pity for the poor boy who ends up being the childhood friend of my chubby cuddlehungry daughterus.
Almost.
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>>15229743
What can I say?
I love Tamamo.
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>>15229747
Not bad.
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>>15229741
But anon, you didn't even hear the part where I'll kiss her deeply when I'm not whispering how much I love her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her into her ears.
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>>15229724
This is also an excellent angle.
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>>15229748
I now have the image of a boy getting hugged on all sides by chubby cheshire kittens.
its adorable.
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>>15229759
That image isn't going to change much when they grow up.
It's just going to get lewder.
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>>15229766
Would hey be bottom heavy like their mother or would there be some variation in it?
Why do I want to play some vidya or watch some movies with them all around me?

Shits comfy.
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>>15229777
They're octuplets with a little body variation. They're all chubby with huge asses and nice racks though.
Three of them are brown skinned because their mother Jabberwock somewhere in her family tree.
And you want that because they're soft and cuddly.
They'd probably love playing multiplayer games with you too.
They'd probably play rock paper scissors to decide who gets to sit in your lap.
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>>15229786
*has a Jabberwock.
I always notice typos AFTER I've posted.
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>>15229786
Yep, my heart tells me that I want this....although we'd either need to get a bed rotation going or I'd need to buy a bigger bed.
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>>15229794
Their mother would probably buy you one.
Only caveat is she wants eight whole litters of grandkids.
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>>15229803
Deal.
SHe means one littler per girl right?
Not eight per each one?
Because I can do that if need be.
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>>15229806
She wants you to give each of her daughters as many daughters as I gave her.
Maybe more.
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>>15229806
It'll be like that nursery rhyme about the guy with seven wives and each wife has seven cats and each cat has seven kittens.

Things get out of hand pretty quickly.
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What if manticores had multiple rows of tits
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>>15229818
Meh. Multiarms she can multitask with, but I don't see how she could use more than 2 tits.
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>>15229813
So she wants me to break your record?
Expect christmas's to be busy.

>>15229814
That it would, I'd need to keep it to a litter each unless I become the gengis khan of cheshires.

>>15229818
What if I had a two manticores milk an extremely busty holst with their tail?
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>>15229818
what if your mom had multiple rows of dicks
it's furry is what if
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>>15229825
>furry
???
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>>15229824
She wants lots of grandkids to spoil.
She's probably going to pressure me into giving her some new daughterus too.
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>>15229818
I wouldn't mind something like an octo-nippled Kobold. They couldn't all be full tits though, that would be weird, they'd have to decrease in size as they went down.
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>>15229836
Grandma better not spoil them too much, kids love sweets.

And it's going to be weird for the girls to have aunts younger then them.
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>>15229843
It's more the "Trips to fun places" than "Overload on sweets" kind of spoiling.
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>>15229854
That would be nice, although one must wonder how she's going to afford taking these girls to the movies.
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Crazy inventor Anon here

I have found a way to stop the minotaur and other cow type monstergirls with my new invention.

Presenting the happy cow!
It's a device that scratches them allowing you or the one you love time to get away or attack them in thier weakened state

Im also working on catnip bombs and fake mouse dolls for feline monstergirl types and bouncy balls and a stick that smells like the inside of your shoe for canine monster girls

Stay safe and remember Inventor anon is always looking for new ways to keep you safe from the monstergirl menace

Helpful Tip: carry a shaker of salt with you in slime infested areas it will dry and shrivel them up. It also works on mollusks type monstergirls like snail and slug monstergirls
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>>15229858
Good business decisions.
She'll even get them cute matching sundresses.
She's got an Arachne friend.
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>>15229865
AWW GEE WHIZ ANON, GOLLY GOSH

It's fantastic.
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>>15229865
>short-ish fanned out hair on a Hellhound
Bless you Latenight.
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>>15229865
.....Time to faceplant into that chest.
SHe'll never see it coming.


Good job.
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>>15229865
aww jeez
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>>15229867
Would they have sunhats?
Because I can only see her sticking out of the pack of them, smiling while they meander about in a pack.
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>>15229865
Big dog.
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>>15229883
Of course.
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>>15229862
>carry a shaker of salt with you in slime infested areas it will dry and shrivel them up.
That sounds mean.
>>15229865
There is only one thing left to do: scratch her chin profusely.
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>>15229897
>That sounds mean.
It also sounds ineffective.
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>>15229895
Excellent, I now have the image of them all sitting on the curb and eating ice cream together in their matching sundresses and hats, grandma at the middle.
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>>15229897
Not now
I'm in the development of easy to carry instant jester bop bags for monstergirls that like to fight

It emits a annoying laugh each time it is hit and sways back to its original position

Just toss her way and it will deploy
I gave it a stupid face so the monstergirl will want to attack it

Warning: it can be popped so monstergirls with weapons or sharp claws will probably pop it

I'm trying to remedy this by incorporating a small net inside of it that ensnares the monstergirl after she pops the bop bag jester
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>>15229925
Keep in mind that while they're out with their grandmother, your wives have you and the house to themselves.
And they've been wanting to try out multiple paizuri and multiple hotdogging.
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>>15229938
Sounds like I'm going to be busy then.
We'd need to try and keep them from getting pregnant again until after the first round of daughterus leave, the house isn't big enough for more.
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>>15229904
>he never put salt on a slug or snail as a kid
http://www.slugoff.co.uk/slug-facts/salt
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>>15229951
Well that's what non-penetrative and anal sex is for.
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>>15229865
How would she react to a hug?
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>>15229954
>implying that's what I was talking about
>implying you've put salt on the fantasy creature know as slimes
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>>15229954
Of course not.
That's cruel.
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>>15229959
They're going to be buttsluts by the time the girls reach college age.


Just gotta home that the girls don't ask why their mother's middles look a bit bigger than they get back.
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>>15229865
She's big!

She's very big!
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>>15229966
>Not using salt water guns on worms and slugs that end up ruining your aunts' plants.
>Not keeping up the pest control by using electric tennis rackets to kill fry flies
>Not doing whatever you can to keep the the home of your Alraune grannie nice and tidy

No I am not a sociopath. Hurting anything that isn't a lesser, but essential creature for biomes unrelated to human habitats, is well, awful.
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>>15229970
Just imagine seeing your daughters off to college and then coming home to your Cheshire wives laying on the bed in lingerie.
One of them appears behind you and shuts the door before shoving you on the bed.
It's been eighteen years and they can't hold back anymore.
They splurged on birth control potions so they won't get pregnant. Prepare your pelvis.
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Assuming that every Monster Girl species had it's own planet that they called home, what planet would you choose to visit?

What would the planet be like? Terrain? Primitive technology or advanced? Would they be part of a united galactic senate? Or would their planet be too dangerous and a 'no go' zone?
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>>15230003
Well, they'd be sporting some faux pregnancies before the night is done, that's for sure.
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>>15230013
Was looking for it, kudos.
>what planet
The Manti one.
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Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread, instead please remember to keep an eye open for any suspicious people on the premises.

There's been spies about trying to get our plans.

As a side note, this big, redheaded jinko is Natasha, she was just hired today so be kind to her.
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>>15229865
Headpats

Headpats are always the answer.
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>>15230023
A world blanketed in a dense forest with villages that are impossible to find unless you're lead there by a Mantis guide?

A world of hunters and silent warriors no doubt.
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Thread's pretty slow right now so I figured, "eh why not."
So congratulations anon! You've been selected for a special housing initiative in MGC! You get a tax free, government paid-for house.
There's one catch though.
Use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
You can re-roll if you get a Sith or any monstergirl you particularly despise.
That monstergirl lives with you and you have to impregnate her.
You can roll more than one too if you're crazy.
The house will be big enough to fit you and whatever monstergirls you roll. What happens on the first day?
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>>15229865
>This big sweaty Hellhound isn't letting me go.
>My legs are tired, and I can't afford a broken pelvis.
>I should have never come to this party.
>I wish I was back home.
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>>15230013
Crow tengu planet. Filled with bookshops, universities, and cute nerd birds.
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>>15230056
I impregnate her
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>>15230056
>Will-o-wisp

Lots of little fire ghosts are going to be floating about.

Just hope she doesn't notice my taste for muscle lest she try and out do everyone.
who am I kidding, I'd love her with muscle, or without it for that matter.
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>>15226673
Sounds legit
Who are you and what story are you writing?
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>>15230056
>Grizzly
Time to make lots of cuddly little bear girls.
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>>15230065
I want to make a pilgrimage to an old, grey-feathered Crow Tengu Sage, and learn the deepest secrets of the galaxy!
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>>15230056
>Unagi Joro

Ten minutes pass before I end up groping her after one of us slips and falls.

Thus begins the comedy of errors that is our married life
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>>15230056
>Amazoness

Like a good house husband I cook and clean while she goes out to work. Then when she returns home I massage her, and later at night get ready for intense snu-snu.
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>>15230065
I want to get my fortune read by a cute chuuni nerd bird! It says we'll get married be happy forever and have 3 chicks.
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>>15230056
>Medusa
I'm actually okay with this. I'll have to stay on her good side so she doesn't turn me to stone, but I love snakes. I just have to figure out a way to ask her to let me play with her hair snakes.
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>>15230094
>"Wow! So you're from Earth! I've read so much about it!..."

and then for the next hour or so she talks and asks questions about Earth's history.
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>>15230100
Lucky I'm an archaeologist! She's going to get lectured, then have her cloaca filled.
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What if you called a Manticore or any other temperamental monstergirl with huge tits a cow?
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>>15230134
RRREEEEE
BOATSLUT
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>>15230114
Just be careful not to pound her fat bird butt in one of the libraries, or an angry Crow Tengu Grand Librarian with 'shh!' you, forcing you to have sex in complete silence while others are busy reading.
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>>15230134
You just reminded me that cowgirls and minotaurs are the best.
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>>15230134
>>15230154
That is indeed a very nice Holst.
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>>15230152
>fat bird butt
>implying it isn't flat
>implying she isn't a rail-thin fujo
>implying I don't have to hold her like precious porcelain for fear of breaking her
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>>15230168
Oh yeah, bird bones are supposed to be hollow to allow flight.

You'll need to be very gentle, or at least let her take charge.
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>>15230013
>Alp Planet

On the surface, a place where alps get teased by boys and other alps into wearing increasingly girly outfits and doing girly things.

Underground in dimly lit tunnels, a place of sin and decadence ruled by the lewdest alps, where they explore and invent techniques, physical, magical, or otherwise, to reach higher plateaus of pleasure.

Even deeper underground, where the only source of light comes from thousands of computer monitors, is a vicious arena of esports committed in the name of the goddess Alpollo.
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>>15230194
You know the dark secret of Alp Planet, right?
Bullying is illegal.
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>>15230197
On the p'orc planet bullying is mandatory.
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>>15230217
It's bully or be bullied.

Only the biggest and the toughest P'Orcs reign as supreme bullies.

Any species that visits is fair game.
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>>15230197
What is the punishment for the crime, though?
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>>15230217
Is it really bullying anymore, though? It's like gently raping someone with whom you have mutual love. It's not real! It's just roleplaying!
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>>15230237
You get put in stocks at the town square and all the Alps get to use you in any way they like, as long as they don't get you off. If anyone brings a prisoner to orgasm she has to marry him.
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>>15230168
Have you see a bird? Those thighs are thick!
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>>15230056
>Be me
>Living in a shitty village in the middle of nowhere
>The monstergirls there are all married
>And there is no way I'm getting a 3DPD partner
>Spend all my days doing small errands hoping I gather enough funds to move to the city
>Receive an important looking letter
>I got selected for a special housing initiative in MGC
>Hastily fill-up all the paperwork and get ready to move as soon as possible
>A truck driven by a Red-Oni in a suit comes fetching me
>She helps me moving my stuff too
>A long drive later I'm finally home
>The Red Oni and I start putting my items in the house
>To my surprise it's a huge 3 level house fully equipped
>Eventually the Red Oni leaves and I decide to take a shower and a nap
>When I wake up there is a huge golden chest next to my bed
>It's probably some kind of present, decide to open it
>A tall, beautiful, voluptuous, brown girl with gold hair jumps out and hugs me
>I nearly die of suffocation between her 2 large breasts
>She doesn't even let me ask a single question before she undresses and starts giving me a titjob
>Climax within 30 because of her technique
>She slurps it all up
>"Welcome home, honey." She says after licking her lips
>What? Looks like I got scammed, I knew this deal was just too good
>Instead of getting angry or sad, I decide to just talk things out
>Apparently whenever a monster girl reaches the age of 28 without having a husband, the state helps her by giving her a husband from outside the city
>These days all the treasures are gone and the only chests left are Mimics, no man wanted to open her chest because of that
>We keep talking for a solid 3 hours and the more I learn about her the more I love her
>She likes the same hobby as I do, she isn't a rapist, she learned how to clean and cook from her Kikimora friend, she even has a large amount of money to support us
>Once we are done speaking she reaches for my groin, but I tell her that I need a walk to clear things up in my mind
>She let's me go without questioning it, and enters her chest
>As soon as I step out of the door she teleports behind me
>"Honey, if you have sex with another girl, I'll lock you in my chest for eternity." She warns me with a devious smile
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>>15230056
>Kraken

Nice, we can move to the coastal area in my state. It's really nice and will be good for the kids. First day, we'll be moving of course, and then we'll snuggle together after unpacking to exhaustion.
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Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

Those sluts would be doing some sick stuff.

At least until it becomes the norm and cumshakes at McDanald's don't even phase people.
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>>15230282
I know my waifu wouldn't.
We wouldn't be using condoms.
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I'm gonna take a spaceship to the wurm-wurm planet
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>>15230282
Sauce pls
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What is the longest an elf can go without rape?
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>>15229702
>http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Awesome. Great to see you're still around.
I know some anons hate the MC, but the more of your setting I read the more I think that world needs men like him. Getting kidnapped is a fun fantasy but the reality would be terrifying.
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>>15229862

>carry a shaker of salt with you in slime infested areas, it will dry and shivel them up
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>>15230287
Condoms and other contraceptions are most likely loathed by every monster girls there is
If anyone tried to sell some they'd get thrown in rape jail, no matter the setting

I guess you could have a few deviant monster girls who don't want a child but even they would use something other than condoms, probably some forbidden magic or potion
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>>15230391
Ever cut your finger and get salt or lemon juice in it?
Think that but your whole body is like an open cut. It wont kill them but it will hurt
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>>15230134
They'd rape you and forcefully breastfeed you to show you how much of a "cow" they are

And since they can't lactate, you can expect to be raped until they get pregnant
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>She will never take you to the beach
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>>15228740
>look up hypnosis and lamia on gelbooru
We need some more.
Preferably with an Apophis or a Shirohebi.
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Have you tried to make some sense of the magic in MGE?

As I view it it's pretty simple

>Humans have human mana (spirit energy)
>They can also draw mana from their environment
>Men have a lot of it inside them and can replenish it easily
>Women have only a bit and can't replenish it as well, but they can draw from outside more easily
>They can practice and learn how to use that energy in various ways (that's where the typical RPG magic spells come in)

>Monster have mamono mana
>They can't draw it from outside
>They can also practice and learn to use that mana the same way humans do and they also have their own spells (E.G: resurrection by undeads, weather control by Ryu, all the Sabbath spells, etc...)

Then there are a bunch of details, but most of them can be cleared up pretty easily

The only thing that makes MGE's magic seem so senseless is that we have absolutely no reference or scale whatsoever
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The new Doom is very good
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>>15230556
Pretty much how it works. Kenkou just avoids getting deep into that stuff cos God knows why, probably SNU SNU COMES BEFORE ALL MOAR KINKY SEX PARAGRAPHS.
I hope he'd change on that, putting more sense will only help his setting. Maybe we'll see a step forward in next guide(s).
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>>15230558
How long is single campaign? I don't care about multiplayer desu
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>>15230558
>tfw waiting for crack

I don't trust Bethesda.
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>>15230584
>crack
It's denuvo m8
Never ever
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>>15230586
Denuvo 2 has been cracked before you silly shill.
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>>15230588
Where are tomb rider, jc3 etc then? Haven't seen them on torrents
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>>15230574
I have about 8 hours on it so far, haven't beat it yet. That 8 hours does include a little bit of idle time, plus I've been taking the time to explore the levels.

If I have one gripe it's that they encourage exploration, but make it difficult to backtrack through some levels later on, closing a door behind you and keeping it locked, or progressing into the next area by dropping down through something you can't climb back up to. I do fully intend to replay the game once I beat it though.

>>15230584
Don't trust them to what?
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>>15230574
Not that guy, and I don't own the game, but I've seen some things that make it look promising.
>Glory Kills are much quicker than the previews made them look.
>Platforming
>Actually fast paced
>Guns look fun
>Weapon upgrade system that isn't shit
>Chainsaw makes enemies drop ammo
>You're playing as the original Doomguy.
>Zero character development for Doomguy, he's just here to fucking KILL.
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>>15229835
Not him, but it's a decidedly bestial trait, so I can see where he's coming from.
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>yfw you want to start up drawing again but it's been a year and you can't get anything decent out
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>>15230250
>Lewdly bully an alp for weeks before you finally get caught
>She uses the moment you're locked in the stocks to take out all of her frustration on you in the form of femdomming your dick while you're completely defenseless
>Takes it too far, and is familiar enough with male anatomy to understand what's happening when your penis twitches
>Is too busy panicking to do anything except kya when you blow your load over her face and chest
>Stage 3 in the crowd declares that she now has to do this with you every day like a proper waifu should
>D-DOUSHIO~

Keikaku fucking doori.
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>>15230596
I'm that guy.
>Glory kills are much quicker
They take about a second or two, so much faster than when they first revealed the game, you can also get a perk thing that makes them even faster.

>Platforming
Before launch, some of the devs said they looked back to the original doom's level design, levels that aren't really "Realistic", and don't make much sense, but have good flow and are fun to play through.

>Guns look fun
They're all beefy as hell and really satisfying to use.

Now for some hellhound.
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>>15230608
>femdomming your dick
>in stocks
How? Urethra bullying? Really rough handjobs? I mean you're stuck with your face down, it's pretty hard to reach the dong.
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>>15230616
Tailjobs and (failed) orgasm denial while insulting you for getting off to it all by that alp you've been bullying.
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>>15230608
>>D-DOUSHIO~
>Keikaku fucking doori.
I died a little inside reading this
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>>15230631
Doesn't feel all that much different from the ara aras and awawawawawas and mofus and whatever else that is no doubt going to appear in this thread.
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>>15230625
>Irrumating the guy with her tail between her legs
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>>15230638
I don't know, those seem less annoying, perhaps because the first two seem more like onomatopoeia rather than... silly.

Then I remember what board I'm on.
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>>15230642
It's going to backfire when her legs start buckling and she lets out cute little moans while her shorts get wet with arousal.
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>>15230663
Then she'll have to take the tail out and irrumate him with her lewd alpussy.
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>>15230558
Imp-chan is CUTE
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I would like to bead a devil ad a fiddle battle
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Why was there a mass deletion now?
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>>15230918
See you after your vacation anon.
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>>15230916
Someone memed way too hard tonight.
>>15230918
Here it comes again.
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>>15230916
A shitposting meltdown over slimes and salt, followed by some real discussion getting nuked because someone in the line quoted one of the shitposters.
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>>15228787
I like this. Would you become a pirate or something?
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>>15230916
About four hours ago, there was a reply to this post >>15229963 refuting their point. It sparked an argument where one side claimed it would take more than a whole salt shaker to debilitate a slime in the same way a slug is, due to the slimegirl's sheer volume, and the other side saying it'd have exactly the same effect due to osmosis.
It soon devolved into throwing insults and some weird argument over the phrase "just one" which was incomprehensible to me.
One side called out the other side for trolling, and soon there was a rush of unrelated images. That waaaaambulance image, the "only pretending to be retarded" image, "damage control" and reaction pictures using emoticons you usually see on the /v/ threads that are deleted on site. In addition, there was a huge amount of ironic posting talking about trolling, posting the *teleports behind you* RP, and excessive use of ellipses.

I have no idea if it was a raid or not. If so, if it was /v/, another board, another site, whatever. Important thing is, only took one click of that little blue triangle to nuke the whole thing, which is nice.

>>15230929
>real discussion

You mean the Doom and p'orc talk? Yeah, that was a shame.
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>>15230922
Rattles Intently? Hisses-and-Kisses? It's-Not-As-If-I-Like-You-Or-Anything-So-Don't-Get-The-Wrong-Idea?
What is her name?
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>>15230922
Is she angry? Angry about cultural appropriation?
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Im going to show to the world that the standard dude can win the best girl!
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>>15230955
But best girl is already my waifu and I'm below standard.
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>>15230955
I'm going to show the world that the standard dude can win the worst girl!
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>>15230955
You wont win anytime soon anon.
after all the shotas win, after the heroes win, after the "bad boys", subs and fetish freaks win. when there is no one left. Only then is when you "win"
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>>15230462
Hope she won't dehydrate me to the point I actually have to drink all that.
>>15230536
Such a thin, frail human torso for such honkers.
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>>15230977
I'm confused now. Can we talk about the girls again? Like, a Salamander pumping iron?
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oh my
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How common do you think mental disorders are in MGC?
How are people with mental disorders treated in MGC?
Are men and women or monster girls treated differently?
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>>15230988
Insane? Go see 'flayer.
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>>15230983
>Salamander pumping iron?
Im almost in this thread 24/7 and your the first guy ive seen that subject changed using a salamander other than be for a while.

but lets get on topic. I think a salamander exercising would be too much of a distaction for me.
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>>15230988
Mindflayers.
Mindflayers everywhere.
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>>15230593
Because nobody gives a flying fuck about those games
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>>15230992
>No story about a mindflayer that "eats" insanity
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>>15230994
>that subject changed using a salamander other than be for a while
Other than be for a while? What does that mean?
>too much distraction for me
Go spot for her, bro.
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>>15231000
>gibbering wreck from all the insanity she's eaten
Would you heal her with your brain?
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>>15230992
>>15230995
But what if I don’t want a mindflayer fucking about in my head?
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>>15231007
I meant other than me. I cant spell for crap some times
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>>15231011
Go to a Lich to get some potentially dangerous experimental pharmaceuticals.
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>>15231011
Then you go to Arkham Asylum. Don't worry, it's pretty easy to get out if you don't feel like staying.
>>15231012
Ah. Well, changing subjects has always been my specialty.
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>>15231000
>Mindflayer helps those around her by "absorbing" insanity, mental damage and illnesses
>Luckily the structure of her being allows her to safely flay without any feedback or exposure damage to her own mind
>But something else happens
>All that insanity and negativity stays in her
>Hidden away, festering and growing, like a second identity of pure hate and chaos
>Once it grows large enough, it leaves her mind and manifests a phyiscal body through magic
>A true eldtritch horror, a mindflayer-esque Fetch who knows only insanity and the most mind-destroying emotions possible, with the ability to flay those it comes across
>All that mental destruction, being pumped into a person's head, enough to destroy their psyche entirely, while the creature feeds off of their suffering
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>>15231026
This sounds like a job for Super Wurm!
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>>15231030
>It tries to flay super wurm
>It just hears elevator music
>There is nothing here to flay
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>>15231026
Is she cute?
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>>15231000
>Mental patient is thrown into a room with low lighting and a voice speaks up from a darkened corner.
>"Ah, they brought me another one? I wonder what broke this time?"
>purple tentacles wrap around the patients leg and drag him into the darkness with In creasing laughter.
>"Come, let me fix you"
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>>15230988
>How common do you think mental disorders are in MGC?
Sex
>How are people with mental disorders treated in MGC?
They have sex
>Are men and women or monster girls treated differently?
No, they all have sex
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>>15231053
But what if they have a fear of sex or something?
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>>15231046
I wonder what her reaction would be to flaying a worker by accident
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You've remembered to milk your Holst, right Anon?
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>>15231041
"She" can hardly be described as being a she. The gender of the creature is just a fading imprint left from its inception within the subconcious space of the mindflayer.
Its image is indescribable by definition. It's a physical amalgamation of mental illnesses and emotions that crush the soul, drive people to madness and death. A formless being who's very image is designed to confuse and deceive with brief flickers and illusions of what might, could, and will never be. What you perceive and nightmarish is totally different to what another person might perceive. All one can say after seeing it, if their sanity remains intact, is that they wish a mindflayer was capable of removing the memory of the encounter from their soul.

So, I guess it could be cute.
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>>15231085
Sounds like prime scary boner material. I want to put it inside her.
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>>15231067
probably she would examine it with fascination as she might have forgotten what a stable mind was like.

Or if the worker was female, start a plan to take over the asylum.
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>>15231084
I'm not usually much into BIG FAT TATS but this artist's stuff tho
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>>15231093
All his woman are so shameless and slutty looking. Desperate for sex.
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>>15230077
I'm not a writefag you'll have heard of. Most of my stuff is greetext which just stays in the threads.

I do have plans for one or two stories which employ that ruleset, but with different settings. Fantasy, sci-fi, and so on. The only link between them would be monstergirls and what I already wrote about the way magic works.

I am writing one little lewd story where that idea comes into play though. It's at 11700 words, so it's a fair ways in.
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>>15231065
They get laid down by the fire and listen to smooth jazz

Then they get violently raped through the floor
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>>15231098
>>15231084
All of them are in desperate need of sex and milking.
I will take on this challenge!
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Consider Paladin-chans getting taken POW and used as breeding stock for husbandos.
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Onii-chan's a pervert!
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>>15231176
But who would be the fathers? I doubt any monsters would allow their beloved husbands to rut with a human slut, even if it were for the greater good.

Perhaps Bicorns? But even then, the demonic energy on the husband from his waifu would probably corrupt the boy-makers and render the entire endeavour fruitless.
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>>15231192
1. No panties
2. Short skirt
3. Asking for it
These are the reasons she will be molested in the near future.
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>>15231195
Surely some male Paladins can be taken alive and made to breed their former comrades.
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>>15231196
>blue skinned imouto
Hello boner.
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>>15231103
>lewd story
>1700 words
Noice
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>>15231196
No incest pls. She needs to preserve her virginity for her childhood friend who she's going to marry when they grow up!
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>>15231202
You'd get fewer babies than a Panda breeding programme.

Corrupting female paladins with the power of the D is hot as fuck, but probably counterproductive if you want boys
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Still gotta add the Monster Bits but I think this'll turn out very well!
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>>15231209
Too bad, she's getting matting pressed if she likes it or not. This is a rape or be rapped world.
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>>15231217
>but I think this'll turn out very well!
It's already great.
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>>15231211
>Male and female paladins tied to racks that can be humped together with an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys
>Fresh recruit gets his crotch rubbed against the CC Captain he always had a secret crush on
He's going to get a boner, and then it's going inside her, and then he's going to cum inside. One day he's going to break and beg to have his arms released so he can kiss and cuddle her during the act.
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>>15231217
Oh wow this is lovely.

Always nice to see images with monster girls just being friends.
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>>15231225
Stacking tangerines is too cute to be true.
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>>15231218
>rape or be rapped world
>you will never get out of getting raped by spittin mad rhymes
>the ghetto in MGC sure is weird
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>>15231098
What's this guys twitter? He draws great breasts.
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>>15231217
I love this and will never stop loving it. You're doing God's will anon.
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>>15231218
>be rapped
Livin' off borrowed time the clock tick fasta
That'd be the hour they knock the slick blasta
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughta
A gunfight and they come to cut the mixmasta
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>>15231227
You cheeky fucker. I walked into that one though.
>>15231228
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0
He tends to spam a lot of other stuff though so expect to deal with that if you follow him.
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>>15231234
Thanks.

I like the Hatter avatar. Hatters need more love.
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>tfw made so many memes in this thread I can get (You)s on command
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I want to be the only male in a school filled with single yandere monstergirls! I want to be oblivious to all the conflicts and fights that occur because of me! I want to treat everyone in the school with a lot of affection and kindness. I want to hug all the girls and tell them that they're great and lovely people!
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>>15231243
You wouldn't dare.
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>>15231257
Emiya Shirou pls
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>>15231257
Even the one weird paladin human girl who keeps giving you weird stares?
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>>15231243
I'll never give you a (You)
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>>15231261
I can't save them all. But I certainly want to brighten up their day!
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>>15231257
will you die if you are killed
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>>15231263
Especially her.
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>>15231270
I want to post that image but that would waste images. shit

>>15231272
But she keeps muttering about 'protecting your purity from those monstergirls'! What does she mean by that?
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>>15231268
But you can save them all by impregnating all of them,

After all, shared love is joint ownership and not a tenancy-in-common: if you waifu two shirohebis, they do not receive only 50% of your love, but are both owners of the whole of your love jointly.
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>>15231243
Someday I will get on your level.
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>>15231294
But Anon I don't like any of the girls romantically! I've turned down every proposal that they gave me! And impregnation and handholding should only occur after marriage!
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Chubby Maus
Gonna rub her tiny tubby tummy
Gonna love her
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>>15231298
I want to hold hands with Paladin-chan with my dick!
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>>15231298
So are you oblivious or simply so devoid of self as to refuse romance? What if I told you that the only way to save all of them is to embrace their love? All it would take is the sacrifice? of yourself to sate their burning love! Don't you want to become a 正義の味方?
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>>15231257
Battle Royale 2.0
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>>15231315
But I don't want to die with my ideals! Go to sleep shirou. Archer was right.
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>>15231346
You won't die with your ideals, you'll just live on as a father of many many many yandere MGs. All you need to do is turn your pelvis to steel and become a superhusband.
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>>15229190
S-sauce?
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>>15231357
I'm too scared to do that. I just want to maintain the status quo
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Would it be possible to get raped by a Paladin to save me from getting husbando'd by a monster and corrupted?
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>>15231369
Yes. The paladin would frocefully jerk you off for days trying to 'decorrupt' you.
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>>15231380
I feel like I've heard this scenario before.
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>>15231380
>"Can you do it without the gauntlet at least?"
>"No"
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>>15230414
>They'd rape you and forcefully breastfeed you to show you how much of a "cow" they are
Any assertive monstergirl needs to do something like this.
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>>15231398
Thanks Doc
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>>15231389
Good job making it actually bad, anon. Getting endless clumsy, spit-lubricated handjobs from a Paladin-chan's rough, calloused handsies would have been perfect.
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>>15231404
Even her buckskin undergloves would be hot if they were oiled-up enough.
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>>15231217
Gazer is tiny!
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>>15231415
She's not tiny! The other girls are just really big, that's all!
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>>15231398
There was a centipede walking around my house last night. When I tried to kill it my dog started snarling at me, I'm pretty sure they were buddies.
It was the Kobold and Oomukade adventures
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You have been challenged to take treasure from a dragons hoard.
what's the plan?
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>>15231451
Eat shit and die.
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>>15231451
Easy
enter while she's asleep, take a gold coin then run to the hills and change my name to hugo mustsafa
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>>15231456
I don't think a dragon would care about a single gold coin anon.
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Test.
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>>15231451
A long heist involving cuddling, love, marriage, pregnancy and BIG BLACK HARPIES
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>>15231454
pls
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>>15231462
You obviously don't know dragons.
It's not about money, it's about principles.
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>>15231451
Make a trail of shiny stones that lead her to a trap and after she's caught I will go in and stare at her hoard because I can't carry it all. Maybe I'll take a rest in her nest.
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>>15231466
Through NTR we prevail.
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>>15231451
I politely ask her for permission to visit the client. Having presented myself to him, I have taken her dearest treasure from the hoard and presented it to him, as was agreed.
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>>15231451
I just wait until she is out raiding some poor village sneak in, and take a coin.
She will never know.

>>15231454
It’s funny that I read the in duke nukem's voice.
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>>15231466
I want a parrot harpy to molest and teach to say lewd things.
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>>15231491
I would by content with a British owl harpy and a american eagle harpy, both wearing hats
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>>15231451
make love to her and get married, ending up with the hoard in both our possessions
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>>15231451
I would do >>15231456 without changing my name.
next Ill do hard mode, taking a coin while she's awake.
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>>15231505
That's easy, just distract her with tons of praises and when she starts showing of you grab the coin. Or you could grab her instead
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>>15231451
Step 1: Acquire centipede.
Done.
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>>15231512
nope, coin
Im here to prove myself a man, not flirt with her
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>>15231451
Go in take the treasure.
Be a man and fight her off if necessary, no sneaking or long term relationship required
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>>15231519
>>15231528
You guys are really going for that gold huh?
I don't think I would be able to resist fighting a dragon and going for a post-battle cuddle.
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>>15231517
Centipedes are to be bullied.
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>>15231539
Ive got a job to do.
while i like dragons, i dont thing she would want to know her thief on a romantic level
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>>15231552
She doesn't need to know what you were there for. Just say that you got lost on your way to the kitchen.
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>>15231540
Centipedes are to bully the mightiest of dragons.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10208410
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>>15231517
What would happen if you tickle their antennae?
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>>15231562
I choose you.
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>>15231562
You fucker, I can't choose just one!
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>>15231562
I actuly sort of like devil bug, their art is just bad.
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>>15231562
>Placing Beelzebub on the same level as Matango
Beelzebubs are love.
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>>15231528
>not wanting to have many children and eventually grandchildren with your dragon waifu that you met while trying to steal from her
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>>15231562
>Be batshit scared of bugs
>Hate matango
I'm sorry brother.
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>>15231562
I don't think strawpoll is a good potion, to easy to samefag.
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>>15231590
Option*
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Perfectly portable paizuri pedestals!
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>>15231582
Exactly.
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>>15231601
I want a oppai loli!
… How do you get an oppai loli? The sabbath don’t allow them so where you you have to go to find one?
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Someone on /vp/ wants me to draw monster girl versions of the gen 7 starters, should I comply?
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>>15231590
Who would care holy shit.
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>>15231624
Will you make the fire one a memecat
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>>15231624
It's bound to be done by hundreds of other artists at some point, might as well leave it to them and fill other requests.
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>>15231621
Black market. Where you can find even the darkest monstergirls like a submissive fit hellhound or a dom kobold daughteru
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>>15231601
All oppai lolis deserve to have their tits roughly slapped.
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>>15231630
If anything, all three will be lolies since they're at basic level.
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what you feed a vampire?
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>>15231672
Chewing gum
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>>15231672
Blood and semen. They like the two mixed.
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>>15231641
Oh, I'm going to have fun with this.
One oppai loli Unagi and one chubby oni maid are coming up.
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>>15231672
Cow blood.
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>>15231641
Do they sell oppai loli Baphomets?
They need love since they are hated by the sabbath.
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>>15231672
steak with a glass of my blood
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>>15231672
High quality holst blood
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>>15231683
Sure, but can I interest you in the one and only grown-up CC baphomet?
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>>15231689
Sure, I’ll take a careful Lich while I’m at it.
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>>15231677
That could end up with her biting your dick to get both at the same time
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>>15231698
If we’re going with the MGE vampire, were getting bitten feels really good. I would actually like that.
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>>15231688
The babies hate it.
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>>15231703
If you go by MGE, getting stabbed with a sword feels good as long as it's tainted with mamanobama. And that's not even a cursed sword.
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>>15231716
Your point?
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Some recent stuff from elsewhere.
Oomukade: http://i.imgur.com/MZ8w3QF.jpg
SFW Hellhound: http://i.imgur.com/wx1cQRp.png
NSFW Hellhound: http://i.imgur.com/7fXHmqI.png
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>>15231243
You didn't make mocus pepe though
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>>15231747
And who are you to judge Pepe?
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>>15231755
I'm the Wojak
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This gun' get slippery
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>>15231620

This is the first time i think i've seen matango art and this is actually very nice
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>>15231772
Oh god not the sticky sushi combo. My dick won't be able to handle it.
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>>15231772
I'll take the flowkelp. Great job barb.
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>>15231772
This is not the kind of slippery I am looking for, confound it.
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>>15231772
When will you post all your Monster Girl art Barb?
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>>15231778
All we need is a rice monster girl.
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>Monstergirl dominatrix who truly believes humans are inferior specimens created only to pleasure and serve her kind

Yes or no?
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>>15231772
Nice.
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>>15231787
But does she love me?
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>>15231787
Would purge like a diffusal blade.
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>>15231787
Yes.
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S-Scary mofu
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>>15231794

As a man loves a dog.
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>>15231787
Literally the worst.
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>>15231808
So I'd get headpats, treats, and called a good boy? That sounds like the life.
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>>15231784
Doesn't he have it all on his Tumblr?
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>>15231808
>>15231787
>fuckin slaves get your ass back here!
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>>15231814
No.
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>>15231807
That's not scary. That's just sensual and enticing.
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>>15231787
>dominatrix
>good
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>>15231819
Oh, what's he missing?
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>>15231812

Only if you're a good boy.

You're probably not.
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>>15231825
All his monster girl sketches he does here
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>>15231807
She's not scary, she is confident in her sexual appeal!
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>>15231787
No, get it outa my face.
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>>15231829
Oh damn. Barb, what are you doing?
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>>15231787
Do they still have the loyalty thing? if so, yes.
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>>15231848
Not all, but some of them are missing.
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>>15231826
But what is a good boy?
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Purify them with love.
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>>15231855

Whatever she says it is.
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Which one would you rather have haunting your house?
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>>15231864
Don't forget to delete your stupid human slut images.
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>>15231787
How bout' no.
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>>15231834
>>15231876
But she's not exactly wrong
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>>15231867
Ghost are cuter.
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>>15231867
rape towel please haunt my home
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>>15231856
>Purify
>Not corrupt
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Welp, I've got abrasions on my dick, I guess from using my loli onahole too hard or with too little lube. Do I now know what it feels like to be husbando'd by a rapemachine?
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>>15231867
I'd like a rape towel to be my blanket, that way we could cuddlefuck without making a mess. A ghost would be all cold and cumming inside her would shoot jizz all over my sheets.
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>>15231880
>humans are inferior
That can be debated, but yes, In general we are inferior.

>created only to pleasure and serve her kind
Absolutely fucking not.
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>>15229702
You live after all then.
I liked it, this chapter raises an interesting question about the kidnap victims who choose to stay: What about their human loved ones? Do they selfishly abandon everything just for sex? Do they take their wife home and hope the family will grow to like her? Victor didn't think so but we know he's biased against the monsters anyway.
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>>15231880
No, she's wrong, and so are you.
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>>15231787
No.
I would a monstergirl who knew she was physically superior to me and knew I could not resist being bullied and used as her plush toy all night every night. She'd toss and turn in the bed with me clutched tight in her arms, swinging me from side to side without effort. During the day she'd assault me when she wanted, for example giving me reacharound handjobs into her morning coffee while I prepared breakfast.
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>>15231901
Taking a good look at the way the world is right now, I think she has a point.
>>
Wait.
Werewolves are allergic to silver, but surely in a world where they aren't mindless and aggressive they'd live in towns and such. Also, in these fantasy settings money is in old style gold silver and copper.

So, how the fuck do Werewolves deal with money if some of it burns them to touch it?
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>>15231787
Even better: female paladin dominatrix who truly believes human males are inferior specimens created only to pleasure and serve female humans
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>>15231910
>implying
Nymphos with no skills besides fucking don't get to talk shit.
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>>15231916
So, feminists?
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>>15231916
>Human males are weak, pathetic creatures who will flock to the nearest hole to put their dick in, even if it's a monster
>I must train them to keep them safe from corruption
If this is her motivation, yes.
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>>15231912
>implying broke ass hobowolves have anything more than coppers

Also, you're forgetting you have to inflict a normally mortal wound to kill a werewolf with silver. A coin won't do the trick.
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>>15231916
This would make an excellent villain, imagine a Succubus/lillim who believes the same and gradually has her enlightement as she fights the Paladin off for the sake of husbando, by the end of it she would defeat the Palading a loving and pure wife who only wants the best for his husband.
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>>15231919
Still better then Trudeau or Merkel.
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>>15231912
Well, lot of coins were actually zinc or tin and not silver.
But if it was silver, they would constantly be in heat when ever they were dealing with money.
If they have a husband they would just let him do all the buying and selling, if they’re would rape the salesman and there by get a husband.
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>>15231931
>his
her*

I don't know how i keep ruining the stuff i write goddammit
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>>15231932
You can make anyone look better if you compare them to garbage.
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>>15231954
Monstergirls would also have very good reasons for taking care of their country. Happy men make plenty of babies after all.
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>>15231961
>having women in charge
I believe we've learned our lesson on that.
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>>15231970
Hey, it's worked well for Germany
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>>15231970
But they wouldn't be 3DPD, they would be nice and want the best for men.
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>>15231970
They're literally better then human women in every way expect they can't have male babies. Pharaohs are known to have their countries prosper.
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>>15231975
Would they still be female? Yes?
Then the answer is no.

>>15231974
Oh you.
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>>15231974
Considering how their people is getting fucked over. Literally fuck over. I would not say it worked out well for them.

But let’s leave it at that. We don’t want a political discussion or /pol/ here.
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>>15231970
>>15231985
To the mindflayer pit with tou. When you come back you will love your monster rulers.
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>>15231983
>they can't have male babies
What a bunch of losers.
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>>15231464
Succubi with soft bellies?
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>>15231867
Ghost
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>>15231995
Ah brainwashing, the telltale sign of a moral and ethically superior person.
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>>15231998
Wanna cuddle

Gonna cuddle
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>>15231985
I mean, this is a magical setting where they are perfect in every aspect. So, if we go with those standards, they would be the best fucking rules ever. But realistically it would be terrible since men would be horrible marginalized.
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>>15232011
If we go by magical rules, I'd be the best guy ever, and therefore still more qualified than they.
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>>15232009
That belly button looks like it could eat me.
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>>15232006
But anon, you just understand why they are good and rightful rules. You need to learn that your way of thinking is bad, it needs to be cleansed.
It’ll feel great I promise, and you’ll be a better person because we removed all that was bad about you.
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>>15231772
Will we ever get a full view of the Kelp and Eels finely drawn plump backsides?
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>>15232011
>since men would be horrible marginalized
Wot
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>>15232011
Better then the feminists.
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>>15232028
>bad thinking
Where have I heard that before...
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>>15232021
I guess so?
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>>15232011
>it would be terrible since men would be horrible marginalized
I disagree, MGC is a nice place
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>>15232033
marginalize
: to put or keep (someone) in a powerless or unimportant position within a society or group

Yes, that is what I meant.
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>>15232039
>lying
You dishonor yourself and your family.
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>>15231998
This is just the stereotypical beer gut husband sitting on an armchair with a can of beer, but with tits and a succubut's head.
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>>15232039
With MGE standards, yes it would be amazing.
But otherwise… Well it would still be better than how we have it.
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>>15232051
Either you live in the worst shithole to ever exist, or you're batshit insane. I pity you either way.
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>>15232044
I'm not lying though. Who wouldn't want to live in a world ruled by Monster Girls?

I want to work at a Butler Cafe! I want those P'Orc construction workers to catcall me! I want Monster Girls to condescend to me for being a human boy! I want to work at a seedy casino as a waiter! I want to be slapped on the ass and the Dark Elf Officer only gives my molester a thumbs up! I want faceless old Monster Girls to molest me in a train when I just want to get to work! I want my waifu to be chivalrous and protect me from the dangers, yet still condescend to me slightly unintentionally for being a human boy!

Monster Girl society is perfect!
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>>15232060
Your tastes disgust me.

Begone, foul one.
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>>15232059
At least MGCs government wouldn’t pretend to not fuck me over. And hey, at least I would get my waifu.
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>>15232060
I agree
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>>15232059
>>15232075
I live in sweden for that matter.
Fucking sand niggers.
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>>15232080
Well on the plus side, at least you live in a real society that's filled with rape. Just need the monster girls now.
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>>15232080
Are you that guy from the discord?

>>15232089
>plus side
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>>15232089
If only that was the case that it was monster girls doing the raping instead...

>>15232092
>Are you that guy from the discord?
Yes.
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What if you called your thick, big-tittied Kikimora a cow to her face?
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>>15232100
Well you will be waking up to a paizuri. And once you cum she will ask you if you like that she is a cow.
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>>15232120
I'd wrap her in a big hug before molesting and milking her kiki cowtits.
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>>15232100
Why would I call her a cow that's very rude, she's a lovely lady who I enjoy being with and like to snuggle with as we spend time with one another watching shows and playing games.
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>>15232100
>"Then you'll have no problem drinking my milk then, right master?"
>"There's nothing strange about it, people drink cow's milk all the time, right master?"
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>>15232133
She would only drink thick holst milk after that. Just so that she can be the best kiki-cow maid.
Is this what you wanted? A kiki cow maid that will probably make you drink her milk directly from her beast?

Because that sounds really nice.
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>>15231217
I have to say I love the height difference shown here

Wish we had more comparisons of Monster Girls and their height
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>>15232145
>>15232156
>Kiki Milk Maids
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>>15232100
I bet big boobs fuck up her cleaning.
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How do you differentiate between a kitsune and a gumiho? I don't want to get tricked and have my liver eaten! Gumiho are also scarier than cute mofus!
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>>15232212
She could always wrap them up Sarashi style, provided milk doesn't leak through.
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Why are anubutts so perfect?
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>>15232234
Nerdy + Fluff
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>>15232217
Show her your dick. If she gives you a lewd smile and a wink it's a mofu, if she starts walking towards you, run away.
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>>15232234
Perfect for bullying and teasing you mean? That's a Schedulewans are good for
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>>15232217
If she starts blowing you, take note where she starts, if she goes right for the dick, it's a kitsune, if she tries to kiss the general area where your liver is before working down, well it's too late to run.
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>>15231772
Definitely my favorite piece from you, the way that Eel Whore looks at me gives me the most shameful boner
I especially like the way you drew the wavy kelp, fin and hair

>>15231786
I'm sure KC can pull it off
It'd be a rapey tsundere who only admits that they love you after you remove their physical shell
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>>15232294
That look on her face makes me melt.
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>>15232302
The look is great, but that dress is so slutty. I wish for the same expression on an office lady Anubutt.
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>>15232284
>tfw you will never "polish" a rice girl
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>>15232217
Kumihos are good girls and wouldn't dream of hurting you!
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>>15230952
Nope It's the Wolbachia
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>>15232308
I want a dichotomy. An Anubis who's just a total wanton slut for her husband at home, who'll do just about anything for even just a drop of his cum, and then put on an expensive suit and look down her nose at people as she orders her underlings around like a slavedriver.
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>>15232322
You know how it doesn't hurt to have your brain operated on? Well, the liver is the same, you know! Besides, it grows back!
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>>15231451
A fair trade. Don't steal or try violence, for an eye for an eye is only fair in the realm of justice. If I give her something of value then I oughta get something of equal value, this is of course assuming this dragon is a reasonable thinker now.
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>>15232328
I would rather a femdom office lady Anubutt who always acts lewd with her favorite coworker.
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>>15232217
>>15232322
>>15232334
Kumihos are bad women and deserve to be purged!
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>>15232322
But what about all those stories about them eating people livers?

>>15232270
What if the mofu's just lovingly kissing you like that? What if she's into biting?
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Ha ha!
It is time to accept your betrothal to the mees queen!
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>>15232342
>acts lewd with her favorite coworker
Like resting her breasts on the table, or maybe sitting so close to him when visiting his desk that her breasts push into his arm? God I want to fuck that lewd aunty...
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>>15232364
My dog killed a maus once.
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>>15232364
Naaah...
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>>15232377
Then your kobolds is getting two hours tied to the post!


>>15232378
Yes, it's been fortold!
>>
there can never be too much _____
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>>15232394
love
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>>15232394
Kakuen butt.
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>>15232394
fluff
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>>15232361
You chop her some chicken livers and the worst she'll do is give you love bites!
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>>15232394
Cuddluling.
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>>15232394
Oppai?
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>>15232380
No, not my kobold! I'll go in her place.
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>>15232394
Knowledge.
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>>15232425
Ha ha!
Fluffy fox funbags!
Going to milk them.

>>15232430
A man willing to sacrifice himself for a woman?
You're really working your way into her heart.
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>>15232380
>Yes, it's been fortold!
Nah, don't wanna.
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>>15232447
Oh yeah?
Well, try and escape her loyal maus guard!
They'll make you marry her and live a life of luxury whether you want it or not!
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>>15232394
big meaty paws.
>>
You are now aware that some anons you've talked to on 4chan have maybe died scary, lonely, violent deaths
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>>15232461
Yeah, and they're gonna let me go. Because I invented chemical compound that causes lactose intolerance. Then I made it into a gas and put that gas inside of a bomb.

And the Maus Guard don't know where it is, how to diffuse it or if there's more than one.

Now is that all? I have a plane to catch...
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>>15232364
No way! There's no way I'd go out with a pest like her!
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>>15232294
CC Anubis so nice wanna fuck it twice
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>>15232497
>>15232497
Maus sorceress.


>>15232508
Don't make her sick the rat-ogre on you!
A good pelvis crushing will put you in your place.
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>>15232513
Once in the front, once in the back? Or twice in the front without a pause?
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>>15232519
Yes.
>>
Wurms are quick to recognize lewdness
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>>15232529
That's a total of four times, anon.
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>>15232532
I thought that was elfs?
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>>15232532
I now have the image of an elf and a wurm hiding in the bushes and watching as a human holds hands with a witch
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>>15232542
A h-h-human witch?!
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>>15232537
It's both

>>15232542
That's too lewd, you'll make the wurm all excited and that won't end well for anyone!
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>>15232533
I lost count
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>>15232551
Well, she was technically human once.
the oneesabbath can do wonderful things.

>>15232555
So she's going to start wagging her tail, accidentally hit the elf, and knock said pointy eared girl out of the bushes?
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>>15232364
But I'm not nearly experienced or wealthy enough to help care for the many children we would inevitably have!
What would a queen need from a peasant like me?
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>Time to mate, honey~!
>Where are youuu~
>>
>No Lich friend.
Damn.
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>>15232565
What other wonderful things can they do?
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>>15232571
It's a long tail but you needn't worry about the how, just the doing.

And she's a QUEEN! Why would you need to worry about covering for the costs of the kids?
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>>15232565
>So she's going to start wagging her tail, accidentally hit the elf, and knock said pointy eared girl out of the bushes?
To start, probably. I imagine that poor man would end up in a forced foursome.
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>>15232576
>found you~
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>>15232584
General magic, gifting girls large chests and rears, and boosting fertility.

height enhancements are on the way, an oneesan must be tall after all.
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>>15232394
Antics of a millennia-old Pharaoh trying to woo a young man by being "Hip" and "Cool" when all she actually knows about the modern world is what she gleaned off of old VHS tapes from the 80's.
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>>15232596
What a wonderful place it must be.
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>>15232576
>Being pushed around by an Ushi.
She's just a dumb spider, nothing to be scared of.
>>
>Trying to do an Ultra-Nightmare Doom run
>Gazer waifu wants to finish it first and keeps fucking with you
>So you start fucking with her too
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>>15232606
You are completely correct
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>>15232612
Dumb spider, gonna bop her.
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>>15232576
In bed, waiting for my beloved wife to sit her big, curvy abdomen on my turgid dick.
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>>15232514
>Don't make her sick the rat-ogre on you!
>A good pelvis crushing will put you in your place.
I'll never succumb to those filthy rats!
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>>15232617
Shadow of the Horny Rat?
>>
What happens if two men with feelings for each other both Alp?
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>>15232623
no
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>>15232623
The one who wants to suck dick more alps.
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>>15232623
They become straight Alps that kiss eachother while riding a third random male
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>>15232620
>You will never have a shouting match with a Orc that you can't even understand.
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>>15232640
>A beautiful Orc Maiden appears in front of you and says
>AY ya fakkin struggle an' grunt yabetta fakkin give me yer fakkin bees and honey since you waltzed up on my fakkin frog and toad ya twat! LISTEN CHINE BEFORE I BE USING ME CITY SLICKERS TO RASPERRY RIPPLE YOUR FAKKIN TOWN HALLS YA CONT! YA FAKKING MUTT AND JEFF WANKER I'LL FAKKIN HALF-INCH YA TOM FOOLERY UNLESS YA GET OFF ME FAKKIN FROG AND TOAD YA GOD DAMN IRON HOOF LOOKIN' BRISTOL PISSA! I'L SWEAR TO ME FAKKIN MINCES THAT THE LOOP BE HALF-INCHING ME CITY SLICKERS AS MY COBBLERS SMEAR OVER YOUR NORT AND SOUTH AND I'LL TOM TIT ON YOUR WHISTLE AND FLUTE YA FOREST FAKKA!
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>>15232585
I wouldn't want to be a deadbeat husband, now would I?
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>>15232637
>kiss eachother while riding a third random male
God damn it, Alps shouldn't turn me on like this.
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>>15232649
Zog! You pansy humanboy!
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>>15232637
>Alp yuri
This is fucking absurd.
>>
>>15232649
>>15232665
>Hatefucking the Orc Maiden while you scream at her about how you can understand her and repeatedly tell her to shut the fuck up.
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>>15232684
I want her to call me a Bristol pisser when I cum inside her.
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>>15232665
Yeah I get that a lot.
>>15232684
And then she says she wants to be your trouble and strife?
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>>15232602
It is.
They don't even need to turn you into a little boy!


>>15232617
They don't need you to succumb, they just need to tire you out.


>>15232656
Well, you're the king!
You're anything but a dead beat..

>>15232665
I'd make her into a warboss.
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>>15232691
Yes, then I'll take her with me.
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>>15232612
What is this witchcraft?!
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>>15232720
Filthy Ushi tricks. It's why you have to slap the top of their heads every time you see one!
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>>15232731
>slap the top of their heads
Are you kidding? They'll think that's a vigorous headpat!
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>>15232361
>ufufu gonna eat your liver little boy
>W-wait, why not eat chicken livers!
>....
>Chicken have livers?
>Y-yeah!?
>...Eh?!!!!

It was all a big misunderstanding
>>
I want to hug an Ushi-Oni without any ulterior sexual motivations
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>>15232649
/jp/ is so funny.
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>>15232744
That's why you have to pull on their ears and slap the back of their heads too. Maybe slap their spider butt.
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>>15232697
Well, as long as she would teach me how to be a proper king of mice, then it would be alright.
Is she one of those himedere types? She better have the laugh.
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>>15232748
Maybe YOU won't have sexual motivations.
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>>15232748
I want to hug an Ushi-Oni from behind! Right in her fuzzy abdomen! I'm gonna nuzzle it.
>>
>>15232758
>>15232758
yes and yes.
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>>15232762
Yes, that's what I said. Surely the Ushi would be willing to share the same mentality, if only during a hug, right?
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>>15228734
Posted too much Ran.
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How do MGs declare married in MGC? Would marrying in a church still be a thing?
And how do the ‘claim’ a man?

How would your waifu 'claim' you?
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>>15232763
I'm going to draw a really bad penis in a Ushi-Oni eye-patch!
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>>15232773
>Too much Ran

There isn't such a thing. When it comes to Ran, Momiji or Kagerou, you can never have too much.
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>>15232778
>waifu
But what if I have more than one?
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>>15232787
>more than one waifu

Then they're not your waifus. Just WHORES.
>>
>>15232785
>>15232773
Why are touhous outside of Yuugi so generic?
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>>15232787
You get put on the firing line, tovarisch.
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>>15232792
>just a horn
>not generic
Wow great argument
>>
>>15232787
We don't cotton to pimps around here, knave.
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>>15232790
But they're my whores, that's the important part.

>>15232793
>>15232797
No need to be so rude.
>>
>>15232787
Ok then. How would they claim you?
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>>15232773
Wanna cuddle tubby mofu

Gonna cuddle tubby mofu
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>>15232792
Defined, muscly anime girls are few and far between. Though there's lots of toohoos I wouldn't call generic overall, even if it takes their costume to set the apart as special.
>>
>>15232795
Horns are less generic than le cosplay ears and tail
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>>15232792
>Girl in a white shirt with a horn
>Less generic than nuclear hell ravens and a tiger that acts as the living avatar of a god
You what?
>>
>>15232217
Something has always bothered me about this whole kumiho thing. If other monsters post-MGification wouldn't eat humans, why would a kumiho? That's like saying that any monster that would eat humans beforehand would also eat humans as a monster girl.
>>
>>15232806
>le
can you give me something more than hot opinions
>>
>>15232803
But anon, what if I claimed them?
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>>15232805
>Defined, muscly
Canon Yuugi is neither of those.
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>>15232802
To have a waifu, you must be a husbando to her. If you're split between two girls, you can't be a true husbando to either. Thus, they can't be your waifus.

The waifu is the one who sets herself apart as a singular ideal of perfection in your mind. You can't split that.
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>>15232817
>If you're split between two girls, you can't be a true husbando to either.
Prove it.
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>>15232778
We would get married in a church.
My waifu would claim me by enticing me with her massive thighs and goading me into touching them while watching a movie together. Then we'd kiss and go on from there.
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>>15232808
I meant in general appearance. Other then their silly accessories, they're just your usual cookie cutter animu grills.
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>>15232778
i want to play an extravagant game of hide 'n seek with my waifu and when she inevitably finds and pounces me i want to give her a wedding ring as a prize
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>>15232778
I guess a church is okay, but she would probably dominate me in her pile of gold coins and say that I'm part of her hoard.
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>>15232817
>You can't split that.
Fuck you faggot, you can't tell me how many women I can love.
>>
>>15232778
>Would marrying in a church still be a thing?
Sabbath and the church of the Fallen God might still do that, and there'll be all the romantic men who still want a classic wedding

>And how do the ‘claim’ a man?
It just happens, if a monster want the man for herself she'll just imbue him with her energy and there he is claimed

>How would your waifu 'claim' you?
Mindwash me then consensual sex, topped off with turning me into a squid
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>>15232830
Jinko?
>>
>>15232821
Time is split, compromise must exist, intimacy and shared secrecy is stretched thin, and you can't have a close, romantic dance with two other people at once.

>>15232832
Love as many as you like. But you can't waifu several. That's not me saying it; that's a fact of the universe. Like the passage of time.
>>
>>15232813
Alright then. How did YOU claim them?
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>>15232839
The universe is a lying piece of shit. I'm gonna have as many waifus as I want.
>>
>>15232835
y-yeah sure!
>>
>>15232848
Through hard work and determination.
>>
>Poligamyfags
>>
>>15232823
If you read the side materials, Yuugi's incredibly boring compared to the vast majority of the cast. She doesn't hold a candle to Koishi or Kokoro as other examples.

She doesn't even have a single defined muscle on her body, that's something the fandom pushed on her so she doesn't even have the muscle girl appeal going for her.
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>>15232849
Then you'll have to prove that you can assert your own will despite what the universe tells you.
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>>15232879
I'll do just that.
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>>15232879
>you'll never have a brohound that punches you when you are in despair
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>>15232860
>Assmad nerd that can't handle other people's taste.
>>
>>15232860
Truly the 3d pigs walk among us.
>>
>>15232894
>brohound will never ask you to pierce her heavens with your drill
>>
>>15232821
>>15232832
>Haremfags
Almost worse then seasonals.
>>
>>15232894
>You will never punch her back.
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What if a Zombie that already has a great ass becomes a Wight?
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>>15232902
Stop being so salty.
>>
>>15232906
She gets the alpha and omega of all asses.
No dress can fully contain it and all panties will be stretched to their limits.
>>
>>15232894
>big sister hellhound who wants nothing more than to protect you and see you grow into the best person you possibly can
>she's the only one who can see your potential, but she has absolute faith in you
>and she'll fight at your side, encouraging you to fight enemies, monsters and monstergirls much stronger than you
>and no matter how badly she gets beaten down when shit gets real, her fire never dies

Yes please.
>>
>>15232612
She needs to come closer so I can give her a kiss.
>>
>>15232822
That sounds very romantic. And somewhere in there I think your head will end up in her thighs.

>>15232830
Considering that you already have a wedding ring,would you know that she is hunting you?
I suppose that it’s natural for beast MGs to do so.

>>15232834
Considering that she needed to mindwash you, are you completely ok with that?
I guess it won’t matter afterwards anyway.

>>15232858
That is not very specific anon.
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>>15232906
She triggers an ass singularity upon transformation into a wight.
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>>15232911
Oh shit, you called me salty. Fuck, you got me.
>>
>>15232906
She would reach levels of perfections that would rival that of the demon lord.
>>
>>15232929
>Still being salty
Go take a nap.
>>
>>15232926
>That is not very specific anon.
Exactly, the less specific I am the more likely I am to succeed. All I can say is that I'd use their weaknesses against them.
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>>15232914
>>15232928
I'd prefer it if my large cadaver keisters did not enter hyper territory.
>>
Every man whose heavily into investing has a zombie wife because they see the long-term benefits of it.
>>
>>15232832
A waifu is a waifu. You can't half-waifu her.
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>>15232933
>You're just salty
>No you're salty though
>Salty salty salty take a nap salty

You are not good at this.
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>>15232944
Watch me.
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>>15232953
>more than one pair of breasts
>>
>>15232944
Try telling that to a Bicorn. Or a Liliraune. Or some Khepris. Or a tribe of Amazons. Or a hive of Bees. Or a nest of Ants. Or any amount of Soldier Beetles.
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>>15232944
Too bad anon, I'm gonna have a harem and you can't stop me.
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>>15232953
>Scuttlebug girl
Hot.
>Two pairs of breasts
HOT.
>>
>>15232951
I'm surprised you've remained this calm Saltfag.
>>
>>15232944
Khepri are amazing waifus.
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>>15232944
Remeber to build up cum for 12 hours so you can impregnate your waifu with quadruplets.
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>>15232953
BUT FIRST

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
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>>15232926
>are you completely ok with that?
I'll be happier that way, in fact everyone would be happier if they got mindwashed
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>>15232973
That'snot very long...
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>>15232973
Doesn't it have more to do with the number of eggs present or dividable than the amount of sperm? There's millions of sperm to create a zygote but one egg or less likely more.
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>>15232990
No, he means actively edging for twelve hours while on the Miracle Cum Concoction.
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>>15232982
Okay that's enough.
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>>15232982
It's funny because if you know anything about integer overflow, what he's saying in that video actually makes a lot of sense. It's just that the whole parallel universe analogy is kinda wonky.
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>>15232997
>actively edging for twelve hours
Oh god, that's some Suzuka-sama level shit right there.
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>>15232995
No, because if you edge for 12 hours you will cum so hard it will impregnate your waifu in another universe, but the one that is going to have the baby is the one that took your dick.
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>Typing something
>Suddenly moth flies in front of my face
>Lands on my keyboard
MOTHS GET OUT REEEEEEE
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>>15232940
I think it's less of an assingularity, and more of perfect size, shape, firmness, and similar stuff to it.
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>>15233009
Minus all the horrible insertion and CBT. And when you finally blow the load inside her, you impregnate her so hard every iteration of her in every alternate universe feels the pleasure.
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>>15233013
I didn't know it was possible to cum so hard you break the space time continuum. Can you also send your sperm backwards and forwards in time?
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>>15232987
I mean, you’re not wrong...
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>>15233020
I'd honestly take the urethra play and CBT over the orgasm denial. That shit is nightmarish.
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How do Alices experience sexual arousal? What happens if you constantly tease and deny them sexually?
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>>15232778
I like the idea that most monstergirls like having idea a western wedding, even if they're not the religious type. It must seem really nice and romantic to them. There would also probably be certain marriage customs as well. We already know about Merrows giving out their hats and Arachne knitting their man clothing , but what about Kejouru giving a man a lock of their hair, or having your first dance with a Wight as husband and wife in the light of the full moon, or helping your Cyclops craft your wedding rings?

As for what my waifu would do to claim me, I actually put a lot of thought into it.

>Marry your Crow Tengu waifu
>After you settle down from the celebration she approaches you and tells you there is one more thing you must do before you can truly be husband and wife
>She arranges for the both of you to go to Zipangu and journey to the base of a mountain
>She leads you towards hidden and worn steps, completes spells to slide open stone doors, and flies to out of the way perches to pull levers to open the path further up and into the mountain,
>In a few hours you reach a massive library nestled into the mountain
>She explains this is the hidden great library of the Tengu, and only Crow Tengu and their husbands know where it is.
>You open the doors and follow her through the labyrinthine shelves and rooms, as other Tengu titter among themselves as they see you.
>You reach a room deep within with shelves packed full of papers, some recent others ancient.
>She searches around before finding a certain section she was looking for.
>Your wife reaches into her bag and pulls out your marriage certificate
>"These are the records of my ancestors and the men they married, from my mother, to my sisters, to my grandmother, to back many more generations. Our records will be places here, as well those of our daughters'"
>"They will remain here forever, so even when we die, our love shall not be lost to memory"
>So there, in that dusty old old you re-say your vows in front of all the peeking Tengu before you stop at the Shrine to offer a prayer to the Daitengu for a long and happy marriage with healthy children and make your way home.
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>>15233031
It's not denial. It's building up your own power for hours so you can blow your waifu's mind so hard her pleasure transcends physical limitations.
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>>15233027
>Cum so hard that you become your own grandfather.
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>>15232944
but i half press a all the time
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>>15233046
The lineage must remain pure!
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>>15233039
I like the sounds of that.
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>>15233039
This is why Tengus are the best birds next to Jubjubs.
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I want /v/ to leave.
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>>15233039
That's sweet. I wrote out a whole scenario about how a proposal to my waifu might go down, but I never thought about the actual customs or traditions of marriage. Not yet, anyway.
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>>15233027
I'm not sure about that one, but I know you can have more cum than you can store in your balls by overwriting the empty space with ghost cum.
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>>15233027
I'd love to have sperm time travel powers. I'd impregnate all sorts of cute girls throughout the ages.
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>>15233063
Is it considered irony to want foreigners to leave if you are a foreigner yourself?
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>>15233068
Would it just send the sperm into the past and the future or would they feel the penetration of your dick with it? The lack of the power of dick means there will be immaculate conceptions where the girl doesn't know what is going on. On a slightly related note: how does it feel being Jesus's dad?
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>>15233064
Do it for your waifu.
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>>15233075
>who's the illegal alien, pilgrim?
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>>15233083
I'd be fine with either. Honestly my dream superpower would be a magic mirror and onahole that I could connect to any girl at any point in time. I could pick a random grade schooler and enjoy her squirming in pain and confusion as I deflowered and creampied her during class.
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>>15233090
>You will never trade beads with "native" monster girls in exchange for their land.
>They will never continue to be butthurt about it hundreds of years later.
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>>15233091
It begins
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>>15233091
Stop giving me this boner anon.
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>>15232953
>>15232982
>Your Ushi-Oni daughtru loves Super Mario 64.
>She wants cosplay as Mario, but no matter what she tries, the costumes always look freaky
>You want the best for your daughtru and want to score brownie points from your Ushi-Oni waifu
>After watching Pannenkoek2012 talk about QPUs and scuttlebug jamborees, you got an idea and tell your wife.
>She loves it too
>You and your wife work busily on the best SM64 costume ever made
>When the costume is revealed, your daughter is overjoyed and pounces on you with hugs, kisses, and gratitude.
>All the other monster daughters love the costume
>Yours truly even wins a couple awards
>You, of course, are content with being the best dad in the world

So are you going to have an Ushi-Oni jamboree tonight anons?
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>>15233091
Elaborate. How would you go about it, exactly?
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>>15233113
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I wanna tell a monstergirl that she doesn't understand. We MUST postpone the hedonism in favor to technological advance if we want our offspring to live good lives in the future
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>>15233104
I'd also use it to fuck girls that I know at every age as well as historical and future girls. I'd systematically go through my crushes from age 10 to 40, giving them a creampie on every birthday. I'd molest a cute neanderthal musclegirl, then Cleopatra, then Jean of Arc, then Mona Lisa while she was modeling, and so on. I'd peer into the dystopian SJW future of 21XX, where all sex was rape, and use my magic to deflower all the cute girls and give them natural babies for the first time in decades.
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>>15232968
And don't you forget it.
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>>15233117
Hah, no. My dick is always primed when I'm in these threads.

Also, I have over 30 Pixiv tabs open in another window, so that's a factor too.
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>>15233121
> technological advance
The cunty Chief God hates that shit though.
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>>15233125
You chase that star buddy.
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>>15233125
>Changing the painting of Mona Lisa so that she's no longer smiling but ahegaoing

Dang.
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>>15233125
>then Jean of Arc
Rude.
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>>15233127
I've seen this picture so many times yet I have never seen the full one.
And image search gives me nothing.

Sorce?
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>>15233106
Does she get a buff to jumping in the costume?
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>>15233151
Of course, there's nothing like the power of cute hopping.
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>>15233142
Just to fuck with history, I'd NTR some of the Habsburgs to see what would happen if they didn't get so inbred.
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>>15233125
My dick can only get so erect anon.
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>>15233150
http://i.imgur.com/hKVqhw8.jpg
One of these days I should get around to commissioning something that does the harem aspect justice.
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>>15229261
>TFW Knight Chess Piece girl and Caterpillar fucking never
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>>15233188
If it makes you feel better KC already confimed he's doing the Red Queen and White Queen
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>>15233148
This is how i actually imagine Kobolds.
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>>15233129
What? Why?
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>>15233183
>spoiler
Yes anon! Do it for thoes of us who are poor and can't commission this.
Harem Khepri picture would be one of the best things ever.
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>>15229261
But Jubjubs are cute! Cute!
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I want to go bird-watching, but with Harpies instead of Birds.

There must be thousands of different Harpy species, all with beautiful arrays of plummage, in all different sizes.

Also seeing them splash water at each other while having a bird bath in the nude is an opportunity that would be hard to pass up.
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>>15233210
Hyphen's Fiora is so cute. I want to make her happy with dickings.
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>>15233166
Ancient Egyptian brown little girls, Viking little girls, medieval princesses, flapper girls, hipsters... They'd all feel my warm sperm flood their delicate insides. Maybe the mirror could have an ovulation timer function, too, so I could put all those creampies to good use.
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>>15233218
What will you do when you get noticed by a flock
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>>15233222
what if they are all related so you are your own male lineage
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>>15233223
Well normally I would be very careful and stay very still to not be noticed.

But if some Eagle Harpy with sharp eyes spots me, I guess I would back away slowly and hope she doesn't give chase.
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>>15233206
It's all about control on top of the fact she needs them to worship her.
She also wants to avoid the prospect of humans "revolting" against her with superior technology, which is likely the reason why the dumb cunt won't pull together the finest magus' and wizards to create a "NO MONSTERGIRLS ALLOWED" Space Colony.
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>>15233222
Then Anon became Charlamagne.
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>Maid services work differently with monster girls
>Instead of hiring one yourself, men have pictures of their faces on file with city hall
>Maid agencies contact city hall and look through the photos
>When a maid finds a man she likes, the agency contacts the man and informs him that a maid has requested him and he can give a yes or no
>Get a letter one day from the agency with a photo of a Kikimora in it
>The letter informs you that the Kikimora pictured has requested you be her master
>She's very attractive, black hair and feathers with grey tips and bright blue eyes
>Call the number provided and tell them you accept
>She shows up two days later, waking you up at 5:30 on a Saturday morning
>"Are you Nina?" you groggily mumble
>"Здравствуйте, я Нина. Я буду вашим горничной начиная с сегодняшнего дня, мастер."
>Nina does not speak English
>It's a little rough at first, since the two of you don't understand each other
>She's studying English before bed and you've bought a Russian audiotape
>She makes incredible beef stroganoff, too
>You're glad Nina picked you, and you're glad you said yes
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>>15233222
You'll be more prolific than Ghengis Khan. Godspeed, Progenitor Anon. I hope to one day call you Dad.
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>>15233246
>kikimora
into the trash
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>>15233252
Do they go with the burnables, landfill or recyclables?
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>>15233246
Russkie Kiki a cute.
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>>15233246
I'll take a sassy Hellhound maid thanks.
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>>15233235
Peeping tom get's caught by a bunch of harpies
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>>15233246
>Nina
>not Margarita
You faggots have just one job and you always fail.
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>>15233246
> get requested by a team of Khepri maids
> you have to be extra messy to make enough mess to keep them all occupied.
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>>15233246
Aren't kikis slavic? Wouldn't they all speak Russian?
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>>15233260
Remove communisms
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>>15233262
I'm not a peeping tom! I just like to watch birds!
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>>15233246
>lich maid
>she has a list on lists of how she does things.
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>>15233263
I don't think anyone named Margarita would be speaking Russian.
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>>15233272
Then why did you drill a hole into the wall of their bird bath
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>>15232100
>>15232145
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>All this talk of magical time travel dickings

I'd rather have the power to stop time for the purpose of sex. Stop time, pump a few times, unfreeze time for a second, and the pleasure of all those thrusts in the frozen time hit the girl at once. Then freeze time again and repeat until she's a mess of pleasure.
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>>15233279
My Boner has now left this world.
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>>15233278
I-I would never do that! It was there to begin with!

I just had a glimpse out of curiosity! They're very pretty birds after all.
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>>15233279
That must hurt her posture. Poor dear.
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>>15233279
>tfw no lewd, big-breasted Kikimora
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>>15233290
But then you'd have to be in the same room as your victim! That's a pain! Even if you could operate doors while stopped, you could only rape girls while they were in public.
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>>15233290
Imagine two timestoppers who try to one up each other
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>>15233279
What I love most about girls with big tits is how the artist draws their breasts interacting with the tight fabric binding them. Excellent work in that regard, Latenight.
Also, I never thought a fetish-fueled text prompt I wrote would receive attention of this variety.
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>>15233300
You need to get up close to inspect the birds
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>>15233275
>I don't think anyone named Margarita would be speaking Russian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_and_Margarita

Anon...
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>>15233301
Monstergirl biology allows them to maintain good posture despite having big tits, and they don't have to deal with back pain either.

I can't say the same for girls that produce milk though.
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>>15233320
Ahh
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>>15233316
Na, might scare away the little ones.

And worse, the bigger Harpies might attack me, you seen how big some of them can get?
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Mindflayers are innocent
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>>15233290
>Fight a Lilim
>Use your time stopping powers to dick the ever living shit out of her, going full chuuni and yelling out HINJAKU HINJAKU HINJAKU at infinitum while you dick her in a variety of poses
>You burn through nearly all of your manna, taking well over an hour to dick her in what she would perceive to be just a second
>Unfreeze time, expecting victory
>She lets out a "HYAAA~N" as all the collective orgasms hit her all at once, but her legs don't turn into gelatin beneath her body
>This isn't how this was supposed to work
>Try to move, your body refuses to obey you
>Everything goes inverted, the Lilim is seperating from her body
"Foolish little boy. Did you really think that I wouldn't understand what you did? I may not be as forthcoming in sex as my sisters, but I'm quite bookish... and quite good at what I do~"
"That little exercise of yours was just a dowry compared to what I'm about to give you <3~"
>She pauses, walking past you, cupping your chin
>You can barely move your eyes as she waves her hand, unfreezing time
>Your clothes practically explode off of you as you feel the burden of a hundred more orgasms hitting you
>Spend the rest of the night trying to one-up each other with time control shenanigans
>Like Slo-Mo Reverse Cowgirl where her cunt never lets your cock go
>Or Fast Forward doggy style
>Or the most obscene thing of all, bringing time to [Absolute Zero]
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>>15233329
You have to slowly approach
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>>15233330
Poor guy. I bet you were stressed and a flayer told you to squish her, right?
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>No lewd Holst maid named Maria.
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>>15233336
You ruined it.
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>>15233339
Just need to watch those talons.
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Don't forget to tip your oni bartender
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>>15233307
>Not stopping time from home, going out into the streets, finding a cute girl, picking her up like a mannequin to fuck her at your leisure, then setting her back and unfreezing time from a safe distance to watch her collapse in sudden orgasm

>>15233309
Oh wow, it'd be like the final boss battle in Transistor. One person stops time to queue up commands and do whatever they want to the other person, and when they resume flow, the other person gets their turn. Imagine trading sexual blows and escalating like that.

>>15233336
I love it. But what is [Absolute Zero]? Is it creating a state of permanent time stop where a single moment of sexual intercourse lasts an eternity?
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>>15233362
By whipping it out and saying "just the tip"?
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>>15233362
When I wake up from having passed out I will.
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>>15233362
But I don't drink!
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>>15233279
Large breasts suit Kikis really well. Nicely done latenight.
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>>15233374
What about a flat chest that doubles as a washboard?
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>>15233379
Only if they have a thick rear and thighs to compensate.
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>>15233279
>"Young master, don't you think it is time we retired to your bedchambers for tonight?~"
>Never before has this Kikimora maid been so blunt. Before it was just making sure I got a glimpse of her rear end and feathery tail when she bent over to wipe the table.
>She wiped that table for a good one hour, she likes to be thorough I guess.
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>>15233383
What if she isn't thick also
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Are trolls just stinky dorks?
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>>15233363
I'm gonna be an uppity faggot and say that I'm not going to explain Absolute Zero since that one guy went "ya ruined it" like a party pooper. Make of that last bit what you will.
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>>15233388
Absolute, who wants a stinky weirdo with big feet?
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>>15233389
Don't be like that. You get faggots all the time. Don't be thin-skinned enough that one comment by them puts you off, otherwise they win.

Any monstergirl time stop stuff is great stuff. It needs to be talked about.
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>>15233388
no!
they are lovely girls who deserve more love!
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>>15233388
No, they are modest, polite girls who are amazing cooks and allow weary travellers to rest at their humble woodland cottages.

They're one of the few Monster Girls I would trust.
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>>15233390
m-me...
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>>15233400
>can even grow that dank shit
My kind of woman.
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>>15233246
>When a maid finds a man she likes, the agency contacts the man and informs him that a maid has requested him and he can give a yes or no
>"no"
>end
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>>15233400
>>15233388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc
Getting COMFY with Trolls!
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>>15233406
And her garden will have a wider range of different herbs.

She would prefer it if you only partake in moderation. If you get too high, or too drunk from her homemade cider. You'll be sent to bed with no apple pie for desert.
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I'm gonna bully a troll about her hands and feet!
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>>15233420
>troll waifu grows the dankest strains of weed
We're going to build a pot empire and make all the poor tanukis work for us.
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>>15233421
NO!
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>>15233420
The only thing I'd want to over-indulge in is her delicious scent!
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>>15233418
Remember what that nice Troll lady said; "It's a dangerous business, Anon, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."

Seriously remember it, don't want to end up in Mordor with all the P'Orc chieftains running about.
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>>15233426
It's time.
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>>15233432
Oh my.
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>>15233421
>>15233427
I want to be a small bishie who bullies the big troll about her massive hands, and feet! And her huge breasts, and rear, and huge body in general.

I'm going to bully and chastise her and no one can stop me!
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>>15233385
>You will never play the age regression Wonderland cookie Russian roulette with your busty Kikimora
>She will never still call you her young master even if she's lolified or you're shotafied
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>>15233418
You gotta pay the toll first.
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>>15233440
If pot and ale were kept in moderation, I see no harm in his decision. So long as the nice troll lady doesn't mind them being glued to her side.
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>>15233450
>The toll is that you need to taste some of the fresh, homemade honeyoat cookies she made.

Trolls sure are dangerous.
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>>15233459
Well you gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into her hole.
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What happens if Harpies took over your bird bath rather than regular birds like you intended
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>>15233463
Well I am curious as to what she's got stashed under that dress of hers.
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>>15233465
It's better than those rascal squirrels that eat themselves retarded out of my bird feeder.
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>>15233465
>impregnate the flock
that'll keep them out of my goddamn bird bath
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>>15233467
A booty that not even a rap video could compare to.
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>>15233465
Do they sit around smoking cigarettes like delinquents?

Or maybe they just casually take off their clothes and wash themselves?
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>>15233470
They'll just nest in your house then.
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>>15233474
>Or maybe they just casually take off their clothes and wash themselves?
This, but they always hide the goods behind their wings like flirty feather dancers and pretend they don't know you're there.
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>>15233487
That's the idea. Keeps 'em outta my bird bath.
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>>15233489
I'd buy an air horn to startle them, then, when they fly away in fright I'd hide their clothes!
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>>15233497
You now have a bunch of pouting, naked harpies hovering around your windows where the neighbors can see them.
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>>15233395
Yeah, nah. It was a bad idea and I'm glad somebody called it out.
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>>15233503
And where *I* can see them. If you were trying to point out a flaw in my plan you've failed miserably.
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>>15233519
They're also going to be extremely noisy, and annoy the neighbors. Good luck going outside for anything, or even opening a door for that matter.
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>>15233522
Of the cuddly variety?
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>>15233465
Fuck, I don't even have a birdbath. There's just be a bunch of harpies rolling around in the giant puddle-swamp my backyard turns into whenever it rains.
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>>15233545
>Read this as "Of the whiskey varitey".
Here's a thought; drunk dragons.
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>>15233536
They're harpies, they won't be able to keep at it long before they forget why they were even there or get bored. If they weren't that variety they probably wouldn't be bathing in a bird bath to begin with.

Or, speaking of neighbors, there has to be a werecat or kobold in the area that likes chasing birds. It might be time for a play date.

>>15233554
>puddle-swamp
I think you'd attract p'orcs instead.
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>>15233562
That one Drunk Jabberwock story was great, drunk Monster Girls are perfect. Drunk Dragon girls can only be more perfect.

Drunk lonely Ryus
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>>15233513
Why? Seems fine and interestingly lewd to me?
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>>15233567
The weather would be going crazy.
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I wanna be a bare-handed battlemage who's strong enough to defeat a dragon girl.
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>>15233568
Because shut up and don't engage the faggot
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>>15233585
Why have impossible dreams?

You should instead be a healslut who casts white magic on his superior Dragon mistress using his bare hands to give her massages
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>>15233576
>a lonely Ryu is shtting up the weather just because she wants a husband
These Forecastlizards are really lame. I would have thought they'd be more mature than this
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>>15233590
What? I just want to know why he thinks the interesting lilim time stop idea isn't a good one.
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>>15233576
> Local ryu takes up drinking to deal with being a Christmas Cake
> Every Saturday around three, like clockwork, it starts raining. It's miserable conditions and if you breathe deep you can just make out the wet, heavy scent of whisky on the air, a sign of things to come.
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>>15233600
How long can you fuck in the frozen time?
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>>15233125
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>>15233623
Does your waifu pick coke or pepsi
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>>15233591
>healslut
Fuck that. If I can't be a mage, then I'll be the tank.
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I want a Hellhound to treat me ruff
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>>15233635
shit no need for the quote
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>>15233603
>>15233594
>Everytime a Ryu pukes a rainbow is created
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>>15233656
what happens when she orgasms
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>>15233635
Half pepsi- half milk.
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>>15233665
You know those summer rains come and go really quickly and are followed by a strong sunshine? Yeah.
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>>15233623
Alter not-Sabers look cool.
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>I can't go out with you anon, I need to study! Mom keeps bothering me about a boyfriend, it's really annoying!
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>>15233685
>Maybe I can pretend to be your boyfriend and your mom will stop bothering you so you can study more
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>>15233680
>Those high test thighs
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>>15233562
Cute shenanigans and cuddlefucking ensue
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>>15233685
We can do both.
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How about sober oni?
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>>15233698
I honestly think those thick meaty thighs might be a perspective error on the artists part, considering the fact I can't find any other instance where he drew thighs that thick.
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>>15232606
Yes, nothing to be afraid of.

Nothing at all.
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>>15233720
Yeah that might be the case considering that their thigh are bigger than their heads.
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I will inform all monstergirls that love is merely a reaction of chemicals in our bodies, combined with primal impulses of desire for procreation and survival of species, fueled by mere pheromones rather than just feelings.
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>>15233680
I'd impregnate the both of them.

It's not polygamy as they're the same girl.
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>>15233692
You know... this would probably work on one of those bird brains.
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>>15233748
Tengu-chan isn't a birdbrain, she's much smarter than those dumb harpies!
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>>15233712
Sober Oni are very common
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>>15233685
>Be Crow Tengu
>See that one boy in your class that never pays attention to you in the library one day while reading your 'HOW TO GET CUTE BOYS' 4th Edition by Selena Swallows
>You have the Arch-Magus' Guide To Combustion nearby, and it's exactly the tome he's looking for
>Oh God, he's so ready, you just gotta do what your book told you...
>And GIVE HIM THE V!
"Hey, did you find it?"
>Pause, mid-flight
>The guy just picks up the book, ignoring you
"Yeah, it's right here."
"That's good. We don't want to burn down another equipment shed."
>Some tall Nerdhound rounds the corner
>Your optimism and spirit: BROKEN
>The Librarian's an older guy, and he makes you a cup of your favorite mint tea while he listens to how you got cuntblocked AGAIN
"I see, I see."
>Takes a sip of his cup-o'-tea and smiles at you, seeming more like a well-to-do butler than a bookish library master
"I'm sure you'll do fine. After all, you're still a cute girl in the springtime of youth."
>Nerdbird.exe has stopped working
>Go beet red, HAWAWWAWAWWAWAWA at the idea of being called 'cute'
>Fly home and bury your face into your pillow
>Go "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH" so hard that your mom has to tell your dad that you're just having brain cramps from studying over being a dork
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Anyone else get that nagging feeling when you remember the stories you wrote and realize how cheesy they were?
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>>15233790
All the time. I get it immediately after I post it.
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>>15233790
I get that feeling, but it's not nagging. Writing makes it go away.
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>>15233788
>Older librarian who's too old to be husbando'd by college girls, but old enough to be their psychologist and cheer them on
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>>15233790
Yes. Usually regarding the really old stuff. I tend to regard more recent stuff better.
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>>15233790
Yes.

I've never written Monster Girl stories before, but I used to do lewd stories for the RWBY threads when they were still on /co/.

I had a pastebin and everything, but I kinda lost interest in writing one day and deleted it. I still, from time to time, see anons there post screencaps of my stories, and I just read it thinking "Jesus Christ this is bad".
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>>15233788
She should just take the librarian on as a practice boyfriend.
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How about Vanilla Oni?
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>>15233825
>Vanilla

Nah.
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>>15233825
Yes.
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Guys look at how behaved my daughteru is!
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Would it be wrong to swap the babies of two different monsters and see if they notice
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>>15233825
yes
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>>15233844
Put a normal monstergirl in the body of something like a slimegirl or mantango.

I wonder, if you put the mind of a tengu or lich inside a matango, would they become as mindless as one? Would the body assimilate and afflict the mind, leeching their intelligence until their memories, intelligence and personality is replaced with unthinking lust?

Then, even if you switched the minds back into their original bodies, tha lich or crow tengu would still just be a mindless mantango girl at their core.
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>>15232649
Aye, you fucking struggle and grunt ! You better give me your money since you waltzed up my fucking road, you twat! LISTEN CHINE (FINE?) BEFORE I BE USING MY KICKERS TO TICKLE(?) YOUR BALLS, YOU CUNT! YOU FUCKING (no idea what rhymes with jeff and is followed by) WANKER! I’LL FUCKING PINCH YOUR CELERY (as in stick/dick? Doubtful) UNLESS YOU GET OFF MY FUCKING ROAD

And that's as far as I got before being totally befuddled
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>>15233790
I certainly think about how they could use a lot more refinement for sure.
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>>15233825
Obmas really makes you really want to impregnate the girls, great artist.
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>>15233844
An orc raised by an elf to be a refined creature of the forest all while a town over an elf raised by the orc tribe is hunting a large animal
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>>15233844
Kobold raised by hellhounds.
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>>15233893
>A dog raised by dogs
Wow how creative
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>>15233801
I want to read about this guy. I'll bet he even has a human wife already but he loves to encourage all of the youth to do their best regardless of race.
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>>15233904
easiest swap so the mothers won't notice
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>>15233886
>The Elf raised by P'Orcs grows up to be fairly muscular due to refusing to partake in the unnecessary drinking and eating P'Orcs have after a successful raid
>Nets a husbando before her adoptive sisters because she knows how to be assertive without being clumsy unlike her tribe

>The P'Orc raised by Elves grows up to be fairly waify
>Due to the haughty nature she gained from the Elves, she can't quite seem to net a man
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>>15233336
>>15233363
>>15233389
Isn't this [Absolute Zero] just what a yandere frosthound would do?
Either freeze an entire city in eternal ice, or extend her freezing powers to time itself, just so she can hunt down and be with her husband forever.
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>>15233913
But it won't be fun if they don't notice.
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>>15233844
So would a Kikimora and Tanuki swap result in a Tanukikimora?
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>>15233928
If you want differences then how about a Kiki raised by a Beelzebub?
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>>15233760
Yeah uhh sure anon.
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>>15233904
No, think about the potential consequences here. They're both dogs but with this swap one might somewhat reasonably expect to see both...
>a. a four foot nothing kobold covered in burn scars (optional) with so much badass swagger larger monster girls still shit themselves in her presence. She'd be like a rabid Chihuahua that thinks she's on fire.

>b. a 6'4" hellhound that loves greeting you at the door and licks you all over shamelessly. Her hobbies include having her belly rubbed and going walksies

It's perhaps not the most exotic change one could make, but the gap moe potential is strong.

>>15233934
The most expensive maid known to man, but just you let her "clean up" your ledgers and see what happens. Also super handy around tax season.
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Ideas for a story about a busty Hatter?
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>>15233939
Some part of her likely wont let her eat trash, but as a result, she's the only one who bothers to cook but never in an apron. More like greasy, stained, short-order line cook.
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>>15233942
That Kobold would end up being the leader of the hellhound gang
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>>15233941
Man, aside from her talons being slightly flawed and wings a little fucked up, she's hot.
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>>15233934
>Tanuki raised by a Kikimora
>A great maid, but her innate nature also makes her incredibly good at managing her master's finances
>He's a billionaire, but is genuinely confused by the presence of his wealth
>He gets interviewed by a major news network due to being the youngest self made billionaire in the nation's history
>They ask him what the secret to his success is, and on live television all he manages is a dumb sounding "I-I don't know"
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>>15233942
>Kobold covered in burn scars who thinks she's a hellhound
>She's conditioned herself mentally so she doesn't compute pain from fire
>Even when it's searing her flesh down to the bone
>Most of her fur and hair has been burnt away, and her waxy skin is set looking like most of it's been melted off because she thinks she can just play around with fire and not suffer any consequences

It's like that one bad guy from Dragon Tattoo crossed with that episode of Futurama where Fry thinks he's a robot.
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>>15233942
b. sounds really cute
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>>15233949
Her secret technique would be "The Flaming Totem" in which she rides into brawls on the shoulders of one of her sisters. Some unfortunate son of a bitch is going to have deal with four sets of arms and two wittle pawsie wasies swiping at him at the same time. Bonus points if the knowledge of this technique means the sound of her high pitched yapping is enough to send terror into the heart of her enemies.
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>>15233958
Maybe eventually she just gains an immunity from fire because she is around hellhounds so often
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>>15233844
Just swap a shog and kiki and watch their kids fight about which species is better
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i'm gonna tell a hellhound that she's boring
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>>15233968
That only happens when you partner up with one. In KC land, monstergirls can't take in the monadobamo of other monstergirls. She'd need to wife one of the hellhounds, and even then, that probably wouldn't work like it does for a human male.
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>>15233977
Maybe she gets the immunity from her mother by adoption magic
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>>15233975
Telling them the truth is their biggest weakness
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>>15233968

>Deliquents decide to burn the Kobold's favorite plushie in the school incinerator
>She just shoves her hand in there and picks up her burned friend
"Now you're just like me."
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>>15233980
It seems more likely that an elemental would see this and be so amused/saddened she grants the kobold immunity. Or maybe a wizard would do it for some reason or another.
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>>15233980
Bettingg powers from adoption magic would be great. Like, imagine being adopted by a dragon, and being able to lift a car, or have skin that can't be pierced or burnt.
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>>15233990
I would be that wizard.
She'd get fire immunity, a rack upgrade, and a bottle of juice that tastes like ice cream
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>>15234000
>Bettingg

Getting, rather. Fuck I'm tired.
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>>15233987
That is sad, why bully the poor burned dog
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>>15233987
that hurt read anon...
she needs love asap
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>>15233987
Aw shit we are getting into disabled depressed monster territory.
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>>15231398
thanks doc
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>>15233987
>school incinerator
What the fuck kind of school has a fucking incinerator?

What kind of fucking school lets students into the goddamned incinerator room?
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>>15234002
>short stack kobold with fire immunity and the figurative balls of a hellhound
Yes. YES. As a wizard you're obligated to fuck with her in some way though, what's your poison? Is it the fact that the juice isn't bottomless and she'll never drink anything as good again?

>>15234005
It hurts less if you imagine what comes after. She'd hug her teddy, gently put it aside then unleash a can of ungodly whoopass.
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>>15233990
>Wizard

Wizards only help the underdogs. And even then, they only do it in such a way as to piss off the big guy or anyone in a position of authority.
I can see one helping out a Kobold like that, but it would probably involve fruit-related pranking aimed towards her antagonisers.

>>15234005
And you need a lesson in grammar ASAP.
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>>15234014
The downside is that it's limited and that I won't tell her my name after patting her head.
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>>15234016
Wizards confirmed for CIA.
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Would Alps be good mothers
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>>15233927
>Frosthound
Only faggots and sailors like Frosthound.
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>people trying to turn best dog into shit hound
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I wanna make fun of Gazer and tell her I was right that the new DOOM is actually good!

I'll stop shilling now
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>>15234025
I bet you like ketchup on your steak, you fucking queer.
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I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with monsters who have saved someone's life.
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>>15234022
Wouldn't that require the kobold he helps to come back and bite him in the ass at some point so he has to train MORE monstergirls to put down the one he assisted? We need more time to find out if that wizard is CUA or not.
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>>15234027
>shit hound
I am now moderately annoyed.
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>Hellhoundfags going after kobolds now
Oh boy I can't wait for the shittery
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>>15234039
>>15234027
>>15233975
Salt-kun, please
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>>15234039
What do you think of the reverse where Hound is mimicking the kobold
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>>15234047
Dumb.
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>>15234042
I don't even like Kobolds, I'm just here to watch the shitshow.

Who's salt-kun?

>>15234047
Hellhoundfags will probably get mad at whoever tries to push it I guess
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>>15234049
Arrr, how can I help ya, sea elven lady?
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>>15234029
She'll laugh, say ">55 GBs" smugly, and know she was right saving her virginity from a shill.

Gazers are a proud race.
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Hellposting started at the same hour last night.
I find it funny that monsters have their little time in the thread, think about how special they must feel.
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>>15234049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkhfIIvZ40c
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>>15234058
I'm downloading a 25GB image file that unpacks into the whole game tho

Dumb console gazer
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>>15234049
Is she here for the Reuse P Device testing?
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>>15234063
>monsters have their little time in the thread
You mean hellhounds have most of the time in the thread.
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Would snakes get their tails painted? What would be a popular fashion for tails
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>>15233987
>Bullying a girl who has Hellhound sisters
That's going to end so well for the delinquents
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>>15234049
I wonder if her peg leg doubles as a dildo.

>>15234075
Lots of elaborate spirals so they can confound men when they slither and dance to entice them.
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>>15234075
Rave snakes put glow in the dark paint
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>>15234075
Red on yellow and rattlesnake patterns would be popular amongst the Hot Topic crowd. Likewise spiders in the same scene would have skulls and hourglasses painted on. Maybe some bejewelling, too.
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Daddy long legs Arachne when
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>>15234063
>little
Don't hellhoundfags take up like, 30% of the thread?
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>>15234097
She's the best cocksucker in the world, but her mouth is too small to suck you.
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>>15234097
I have a fuckton of them on my ceiling, we don't need any more.
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>>15234087
wow those are edgy patterns
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>>15234107
Hounds are in my bottom five, but it's literally less than 4% of it, you butthurt hyperbolist.
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>>15234023
The best

Especially when you make them happy mothers of six
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>>15234118
>butthurt
Thanks for immediately grouping me as part of the haters when my question literally has no weighting of like or hate.
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>>15234112
Well there's always sounding.

>>15234115
You don't want a fuckton of monstergirls on your ceiling?

Also, would daddy long-legs be oddly proportioned perma-lolis or leggy ara aras?

>>15234117
Hot Topic, Anon. Hot Topic. >>15234084 was probably onto something there though, fluorescent paint on a lamia would look really cool. I imagine the usual hearts and whatnot would abound too.

Some cunt would probably also paint on the carapaced girls in whiteout or worse yet nail paint where they wouldn't notice too.
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>>15234118
>Accusing someone of being a hater over a simple question
You sound awfully defensive there anon.
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>>15234132
What about geometric lines that glow in the dark so during a rave or something it looks crazy in the movement
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Uh oh anon, you've made a terrible mistake while at the bar.

How do you make things right?
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>>15234132
>You don't want a fuckton of monstergirls on your ceiling?
No sir, I whoopity fucking don't. I don't trust them staring at me from above when I go to bed at night, why would I trust them as monstergirls?
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>>15234143
A round of drinks of me
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>>15234143
By not going to a bar in the first place.
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>>15234137
His train of logic is understandable though. It seems most likely that someone who dislikes them would point out and inflate the frequency of their related posts, just to try and raise some dissent against it.
Can't blame him for thinking it.
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>>15233962
A-Anon, that was beautiful...!
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>>15234132
>leggy ara aras
I would like this, though probably flat.
>>15234115
>>15234145
>hating on Daddy longlegs
Hasn't Honey I Ourselves taught you anything?
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>>15234168
*Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
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>>15234157
>someone who dislikes them would point out and inflate the frequency of their related posts
This possibility wouldn't be so latent if hellhounds weren't talked about as much I suppose
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>>15234143
How did I end in a bar to begin with?
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>>15234168
I know they help me killing annoying bugs and whatnot but I don't like having spiders crawling into my mouth at night.
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>>15234143
Give me the most yandere Succubutt of the lot.
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>>15234145
It's not about trust, it's about whether or not you want to wake up with one of them in your mouth or "eating" you.

Either way they'd at least keep those roach and mice shits away.

>>15234142
A lamia whipping her tail around fast enough for that to do anything isn't cute, it's fucking dangerous. More likely it'd need to be something that looked good under strobes or in the dark without much movement, thus my idea for fluorescents or maybe glow in the dark.
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>>15234178
>Keeps away pests
>Does stuff to you in your sleep
They do sound a little yandere now, except the good kind that doesn't try to murder your family.
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>>15234174
Well, then I guess it's a shame they're so interesting and spark such a huge amount of varied discussion, then.
It's too bad that they're just so good.
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Am I the only one that has begun to see this calm cutesy talk the thread usually indulges in a lot more repetitious and circlejerky lately? Was it always like this and I've just never noticed or was content with it? Anyone feeling same?
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>>15234143
There can be only one solution.

STRIP BATTLE KARAOKE!
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>>15234212
Generals get repetitive a lot of times.
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>>15234212
Monster Girls are cute!

CUTE!
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>>15234212
It's been like that for months now, man. The move to /jp/ might have been one factor, but since then, we've had a huge influx of newfags shitting the place up, and causing a slow but certain shift in the threads.

Honestly, I miss the days when these threads were just once a week.
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Is Anubis a modern tsundere or a classic tsundere? This is important
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>>15234227
>Honestly, I miss the days when these threads were just once a week.
Black from the fucking past.
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>>15234231
She's a mutt!
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>>15234231
Classic. Modern tsundere is crap.
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>>15234231
The one that doesn't violently attack you.
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>>15234231
Classic
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>>15234227
>just once a week
Can't say I was around that time. I've jumped in shortly before the purge from /a/. Still a huge change if my memory is anything too stand for.
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Favorite one of these?
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>>15234215
But anon! Everyone knows that whoever loses the round after all their clothes are gone is taken home by the victor. Think about what you're signing up for!
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>>15234251
Kraken > Liliraune > Don't care about the other two
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>>15234233
>Black from the past
GREAT SCOTT JOPLIN
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>>15234212
Meh, it's no more repetitive than it used to be. I prefer the more light-hearted stuff myself, but there still seems to be regular darker stuff.
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>>15234241
So she will never be voiced by Rie Kugimiya. Good.
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>>15234153
Well done, this has bought you some time. That is to say, this has bought you enough time before the succubi get drunk and potentially rape you.

>>15234154
>>15234177
The two of you have clearly had too much to drink. Luckily the Pally Patrol will be returning you to your homes safely.

Unfortunately because they don't know where your homes are, they leave you at the corner of Ushi and Oni streets.

>>15234179
You are now trapped inside a Succubus's home, your legs are broken, and you cannot escape.

. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUhtXm-6zc

>>15234215
Roll a die, 1-3 is a Dance failure, 4-6 dance success. You already know what happens if you fail.



I also would have accepted the answer "Order a Wurmbreaker" or "Ask the Unicorn to ride you out to safety".
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>>15234030
Is that a fucking problem?
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>>15234270
yes
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>>15234267
If they get drunk then they can't rape me if I run zig zags
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>>15234143
Me? I'm just the piano guy, what did I even do?
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>>15234251
Art style just doesn't do it for me.
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>>15234030
You saw that thread on /v/ too?
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>>15234143
Brace my pelvis and take it like a man.
Cuddles for everyone afterwards.
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>>15234030
Oh fucking hell that takes me back.
I got in an argument with a guy from here because I don't like my steak without condiments.
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>>15234143
Buy them a beer and tell some jokes.
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>>15234270
If you like ketchup on your steak, you have literally zero redeeming qualities as a human being.
A cow was killed to supply that steak, and a butcher worked hard to cut that meat, and by smothering a good, nicely cooked piece of meat like that in ketchup, you're sullying its taste and shitting on the sacrifices off all those involved in getting that steak to your plate.
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>>15233962
That's some cute shit anon.
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>>15234303
Look me in the eyes and tell me if I give a fuck.
All that matters to me is if it tastes good to me.
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>>15234303
Not him but, Anon are you seriously being that autistic over food?
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>>15234251
Sandworm > Kraken > Liliraune > Wobbajak
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>>15234321
Can I get a sandworm without the worm
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>>15234329
Sure, just go to the nearest beach.
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>>15234329
There was that mimic one too, I suppose.
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Can Mimics be in things other than chests?
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>>15234143
Inform them that im happily married to a dragon and that if they try anything stupid they'll get their shit pushed in by an angry tsun tsun
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>>15234341
Yes like another monster instant threesome
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>>15234341
Mimics can be the treasure room.
>Your party's face when
>Their faces when the treasure chests are her little sisters

If an imouto has sex inside of her sister, is it incest?
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>>15234143
Oh lordy, that one on the right has DOUBLE horns. It's like the demon lord herself wanted me to have something to grab onto in every position.
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>>15234352
Sounds like voyeurism to the extreme.
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>>15234352
Only incest if the room starts helping during sex
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>>15234317
Are you seriously incapable of picking up on facetious hyperbolic humour?
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>>15234371
>Facetious sarcasm on written words
>On the internet
>On 4chan
I've seen people saying enough stupid shit not to consider jokes anymore.
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>>15234352
H-version of Cube when?
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>>15234371
Remember where you are and then also remember that we can't hear voice tone or see body language. That post also didn't seem humorous at all to me, so I can see how he got that out of it.

>>15234361
Wouldn't any good onee-san help out in that situation?
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>>15234383
Well then it just becomes a threesome
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>>15234251
Kuddly Kraken > Liliraune = Sandworm = Earthworm =Mimic >>> Jabberwock
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>>15234391
Can I join her Klub?
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>>15234391
Friendly reminder that scylla a shit! A! SHIIIIIT!

This message brought to you by the Trans-Oceanic Charybdis Associaton.
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>>15234394
Of kourse, there are still plenty of krakens looking for kuddles.
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>>15234413
What good can the TOCA do that the KKK can't
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>>15234391
Are you the one guy here who really likes Krakens? Any plans to commission them? Why do you hate Jabberwocks? What's the schedule at the Kuddly Kraken Klub?
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>>15234413
Cry more briny tears you porous slut.
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Do any of you know how long it usually takes for Sub-res to fulfil a commission request? The spreadsheet doesn't say.
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>>15234422
The better question is how much good can they do together. The answer is lots. Anything that increases the number of crying scylla is a good thing, so lets get to it! Maybe we should be a bit more careful not to effect the international economy though.
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>>15234437
I want to kiss a Scylla in front of a Charybdis!
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>>15234446
Can I have both monsters
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>>15234451
Why would you want a Charybdis?
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The real monster is inside us
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>>15234451
No!
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>>15234457
Can I fuck it though?
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>>15234451
By "both monsters" do you mean the scylla and the charybdis or the scylla and that faggot ass rude as shit anon? The former will never work and the latter will require you to alp the anon before you can have any fun, though I suppose you could. I don't know why anyone would want a scylla when there are so many cute charybdis around though.
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>>15234455
For reasons
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>>15234458
Aren't Charybdis canon gangbang sluts?
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>>15234463
don't you mean latter rather than former?
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>>15234457
We are monsterboys
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>>15234477
>Former: adjective: preceding in time; prior or earlier
>Latter: being the second mentioned of two (distinguished from former)
No, not at all.
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Would monstergirls avoid damaged goods (i.e. a man missing an eye or a limb)?
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http://exhentai.org/g/515908/7ab3139935/

http://exhentai.org/g/516795/359d8278ce/

CHOOSE
YOUR
DESTINY
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>>15234494
No way, those guys are like candy to monster girls. They'd get off to the thought of 'healing' such a broken individual.
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>>15234497
FLAWLESS
VICTORY
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>>15234493
shit didn't see "and the latter will" it all kinda blurred together into one sentence. I need sleep so bye thread ill leave to remove retardation
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>>15234494
You have no idea how hard some monstergirls' healing instincts would be tripped by someone like that.
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>>15234462
All you need is a semi-flaccid penis and some creativity.

>>15234494
They're easy to catch and ripe for healing. No goddamn way.
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>>15234497
>http://exhentai.org/g/516795/359d8278ce/
>impregnation
>sister
This one, no contest.
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>>15233825
>Azami
Having that name is a sign of a severe case of best girl syndrome.
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>>15234502
I have glasses does that improve my odds with monoeyes
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>>15234507
>inseki
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>>15234501
Geeze, go to bed, you made me check to see if I was the one that'd done something stupid.
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>>15234513
As long as she feels like your sister then it's pretty much the same thing.
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>>15234515
Alright boss, bye thread don't spill any glasses of chocolate slime girl or burn this place down
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>>15234511
It improves your odds with shy and scholarly monstergirls just as much as it does with monstergirl bullies.
So yeah, huge boost to the odds.
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>>15234526
What would happen if we made a dense, oddly lucky man with glasses? Would the collective gushing of MC vaginas necessitate another ark?
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>>15187255
>>15187300
>>15187317
>>15232576
>>15232606
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>>15234494
If you are damaged they try to protect you, if you are perfect they just want to fuck you. The only way to not get attacked by monster girls is to kill someone.
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>>15234535
Not all monstergirls like dense boys. In fact, most hate them.
Wurms probably like either smart boys or boys who are good cooks.
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>>15234537
She is getting so sued for property damage
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>>15234537
Ha ha!

Player 3 has joined the party!
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>>15234537
Oh damn!
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>>15234545
She works there. There's probably a part of the budget dedicated to property damage.
Any excess comes out of her paycheck.
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>>15234537
I love it how your paladins always have the classic sparkle glimmer thing next to their heads. Makes it look like they've seen it all and don't get surprised by anything.
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>>15234543
Females in general falling for dense men is a law of anime physics. Embrace it, love the dense.
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>>15234559
She better be the best lawyer and win all the important cases or her thorax is fired
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>>15234542
>The only way to not get attacked by monster girls is to kill someone.
Even if it's in self-defense?
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>>15234537
"Why do we keep installing all these doors if you refuse to use them?"
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>>15234537
What a dumb spider cow!
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>>15234563
The problem is that Monstergirls would hate dense guys because they're too dumb to notice when the girl wants sex.
Anyone have that old greentext about how being Harem Protag Dense is the ultimate weapon against monstergirls?
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>>15234568
I guess self-defense will trigger their protective instinct too, something like "Killing someone must have been hard on you . Don't worry Anon, you'll never have to kill someone again as long as I'm here."

You will have to kill just because.
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>>15234568
Actually, just killing probably wouldn't even work. Tell me a salamander/lizardman wouldn't get wet for some veteran badass that killed fitty men. Can't right?

The trick is becoming "scum of the earth." I think the example KC gave was highwaymen, and they kill for illegitimate reasons. War and self-defense probably don't qualify you.

>>15234574
See, that's where the luck comes in. He doesn't realize they want to fuck him, so they try to rape him, only they can't because he's lucky at not getting lucky. Failing to rape him makes them want to rape him more, but he's still lucky. Repeat ad nauseum with a glasses modifier thrown in. He's pretty much perfect.
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>>15234582
>>15234581
I want to be the villain who's considered public enemy #1 so I can indirectly help humans and monsters find their soulmates when they band together to kill me off.
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>>15234507
Man why can't that artist draw a pussy worth a damn..
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Is wonderland a terrifyingly scary place?
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>>15234581
>Don't worry Anon, you'll never have to kill someone again as long as I'm here.
It strikes me that not all of the ways one could interpret that are pleasant. Like, at all.
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>>15234582
Wait, really? A highwayman is considered "scum of the Earth"? Damn, it seems a bit light to be hated by Monster Girls.
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>>15234610
Tis a lewdicrously silly place.
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>>15234610
It's absolutely mad.
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>>15234610
I want to push the queen of hearts on a swing!
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>>15234611
I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>15234610
Wock Onee-san will keep you safe from the terrors of Wonderland.
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>>15234616
You what? They willfully steal and potentially murder for a living, they certainly don't deserve the V. I mean, my memory is probably faulty, but they definitely are shitbirds.

>>15234623
Who put those holstaur tits on that mushroom and why does it work so well?

>>15234626
And now I HAVE to worry about it!
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>>15234623
I think we should keep our distance, those knockers could explode at any moment.
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>>15234267
>Roll a die, 1-3 is a Dance failure, 4-6 dance success. You already know what happens if you fail.
Roll 1d6 = 5

Well, I guess I just won this match. Of course, the next bout is a Topless Twister Tournament!
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>>15234616
KC is disgusted by the poor.
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>>15234631
Can I give her my virginity? Just to hold until I get out of Wonderland?
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>>15234631
Will she help me get home
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>>15234606
As a drawfag, I want to ask what does a proper pussy look like because I too, don't think I can pull it off.
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>>15234632
This is making me wonder how people with Schizophrenia would be treated in a world with monstergirls.
This does not mean murderers, I just mean someone who hears voices.
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>>15234638
So a Virginity Phylactery that unless broken you can't have sex your dick just can't be used
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>>15234648
Well if you've been with a girl, you've probably seen a naked pussy before. It's just like that.
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>>15234649
They'd treat him nasty like the freaky deaky at your local speak-easy.
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Just remember, don't drink any tea in wonderland unless you saw it poured out of a normal sized teapot.
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>>15234649
They'd be immediately fed to the cheshires. Those purple assholes would have entirely too much fun with that.

I do wonder if a mindflayer could fix them though. A good mindflayer could probably do a lot to cure man's ills.
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>>15234648
And I mean drawn ones, not real life.

>>15234656
>girl
Hah.
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>>15234656
What
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>>15234664
A Mindflayer could probably make it so he couldn't hear any of the bad voices.
>"Shhhh. Don't worry. They can't hurt you now."
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Which monsters induce incubus transformations the quickest?
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>>15234672
Just ask your girlfriend to pose naked so you can have a good reference for a proper pussy.
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>>15234675
Mindflayers are actually good girls?
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>>15234678
The demon lord followed by lilims. Oddly, kakuen should also be really good at it.
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>>15234643
Her home is your home now.
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>>15234636
Imagine some monstergirls forming a party to take down a Highwayman who's been mugging people coming into town only to find out that he's been stealing to support himself and his ten little siblings, and he's barely scraping by.
I've got this image of the guy breaking down and begging forgiveness while a Salamander looks at him stunned and it's breaking my heart.

>>15234660
I don't like tea anyway, so I should be fine.
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>>15234681
When applied properly. They have the kind of power that good easily be applied to do worlds of good or sew global destruction so whether they're good or shit all depends on the girl.
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>>15234681
Just like with people, some are bad some are good. Mindflayers have a lot of healing potential.
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>>15234683
Aren't basilisks the lowest tier monster that can cause rapid transformation? If a man catches their gaze that is.
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>>15234680
I don't think my Dragon waifu exists, Anon.
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>>15234686
I want to remind a wock that incest is wrong
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>>15234537
>When the Banter is so fierce your co-worker destroys part of your office
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>>15234686
>>15234702
Wock nee-san wouldn't really make incestuous love to her cute little brother, would she?
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>>15234690
>>15234696
What if a good mindflayer and a bad mindflayer are in someone's mind at the same time?
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>>15234574
This was actually my first exposure to monstergirls.
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>>15234711
brain threesome with the sisters who hate each other and are opposites
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>>15234697
Oh right, their profile did say that. Still, the ability doesn't trump a lilim's "haha, I thought about it so you're an incubus now" level of bullshit.

>>15234709
If she does, makes babies with her otouto and wasn't lying about their parents also being siblings she'd make some retarded babies. Second+ generation incest is where things start going south.

>>15234711
It'd probably end up in a battle to make the other mind orgasm using your brain as a battlefield since neither one can accomplish anything while the other is there. I can't imagine the end result being pretty.
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>>15234681
Are you a bad enough dude to trust a mindflayer?
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>>15234704
The best kind.
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>>15234722
>If she does, makes babies with her otouto and wasn't lying about their parents also being siblings she'd make some retarded babies. Second+ generation incest is where things start going south.
I think you're forgetting an important factor here in the genetics. Mamono Mana.
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>>15234723
I'd trust a whole group of mindflayers and go with them to their secret club
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>never ever
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>>15234722
You don't get retarded babies as a result of incest in monstergirl-land. Thankfully.
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>>15234711
The good one undoes the damage the bad one does just as fast as she can cause it. Eventually their desire for you will overlap and they'll both end up fucking you.
Possible cuddles to follow.
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>>15234722
>she'd make some retarded babies
So they'd be Wurms?
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>>15234413
Charybdis are for bullying for being so lame! Who wants to fuck a barnacle? No one.
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>>15234739
ovulate ovulate
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>>15234735
Embrace death and let the void fill the holes in your heart.
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>>15234737
Well yeah, in monstergirl land wock-chan couldn't have a blood related brother. YET.

>>15234739
Well, the monster in question is a jabberwock so they'd be FLYING worms. Basically rape A-10s. She could even make the BRRRRRT noise while she's breathing out her sex breath.

>>15234738
I just realized, at some point their tentacles, the ones physically in your brain, might touch. That's lewd.
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>>15234739
I want to be a pauper living in a rundown shack who nurses an injured Wurm back to health, only for her to leave after she's done healing.
And then she comes back a couple days later with a huge sack of gems and a makeshift wedding dress on.
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>Monster girls who want to live a pious life as members of the order.
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>>15234748
If that happens both of them will probably recoil so hard they accidentally pull their tentacles out of my head.
That's when the aggressive cuddling begins.
I'm pretty sure that Mindflayers aren't particularly strong.
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>>15234756
Shut the fuck up Paladin-Chan. No one's ever going to marry you because you're such an unlikable zealot.
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>>15234748
Oh you fucker, I can't stop laughing at the idead of a Wurm going BRRRRRRRRRRT in the middle of the sex.
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>>15234432
I think he uses the discord, go put that shit to good use.
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I want to be the naive and kind husband of the overprotective tyrant queen! I want to help the poor by going into the slums disguised as a peasant
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>>15234773
I want to bake cookies for my overprotective tyrant queen! I want to earn headpats from her!
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>>15234756
Go away christ chan you can't even out elder god my elder god. Even fedora katana man probably has more blood techniques than you.
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>>15234758
>I'm pretty sure that Mindflayers aren't particularly strong.
Depends on what source you're using. Actual eldritch mindflayers probably wouldn't even need to be strong to fuck your shit up because insanity but I don't know enough to speak on their physical strength.

I seem to recall the D&D version sounding like they'd be middling in physical strength but could still fuck things up inside your head without the tentacles.

KC's get the usual MAMANGO MAMA buffs but probably wouldn't be too ridiculous and likely wouldn't even fight back hard once it was clear you meant them no harm. You'd definitely need to watch out for the tentacles still though.
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>>15234723
Now I'm remembering that sad mindflayer greentext where a guy fell from a cliff trying to run away from her, only to be saved by her instead because she never meant any harm in the first place.
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>>15234780
I want her to be the cold and cruel queen out in public but be completely dere in private!
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>>15234537
>Heard you talking shit, like I wouldn't find out
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>>15234791
I'm running on the assumption that KC Mindflayers only have the mind thing going for them. They can fuck your brains up royal, but physically they're not very strong.
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>>15234798
>That sparkle
He knew.
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>>15234803
They might not be strong but they are elastic as fuck so they can take hits
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>>15234758
How lewd, that guy better take responsibility for both of them
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>>15234812
Elasticity can save you from blunt force trauma, but you know what it can't protect you from?
Bearhugs.
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>>15234803
I'd agree. I'm not sure how webbed tentalces would come into play in any kind of wrestling match, but her upper body has no definition whatsoever. Until you start going into comic strength ala baphomet I don't see her physical strength being a huge issue.

>>15234812
Then you simply RIP AND TEAR. Even that might not help them too much depending on the degree to which they can do it. I mean, they're not scylla or slimes.
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>>15234831
If by "RIP AND TEAR" you mean Bearhug her.
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Do Octopus girls have a beak?
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>>15234835
No. That would be weird and would get in the way of sex.
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>>15234835
No
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>>15234839
>>15234843
Okay
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>>15234834
Her hymen is also an acceptable answer. I mean, normally you do that gently, but she could flay herself to like it.
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>>15234822
I was going to say fire, but since they are deep sea slimy monster I don't think they would burn too well.
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>>15234851
maybe cold would work
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>>15234851
The environment would be the biggest determining factor; slimy things burn fine so long as your fire is big enough. >>15234853 also has it right and there's no reason at all they can't be cut. So basically, don't get tentacled, stay away from blunt weapons and KC's mindflayers aren't a physical threat.

Don't fight the mindflayers though, they only want what's best for you.
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>>15234143
Drink a potion that temporarily turns me into Ben Stein. Because nothing dries a cunt faster than Ben Stein.
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>>15234868
yeah but then you get the brain of ben stein
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>>15234678
Succubi and their subtypes
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>>15233330
>>15233342
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>>15234941
Is that a loliflayer?
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>>15234941
She's a cutie pie!
>>15234949
Going by the white attire I'd say she's a nurse.
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>>15234941
Oh lordy, she such a cutie.
Imma hug her.
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I wonder if mindflayer tentacles have a mind of their own
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>>15234941
what if squeezing hurts her?
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I want to tie up a Cupid!
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>>15234994
I want to squeeze a mindflayer until her head-eyes pop out!
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>>15235020
How would you feel if she did that to you
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>>15234941
Aww man, she looks too cute in that picture. Very nice.
I'd end up hugging her, despite knowing the consequences.
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>>15235051
tiny head
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>>15235051
The size of that head is nothing short of preposterous anon.
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>>15235051
Arms are too short and too thin for how thick her torso is. Her breasts also look lopsided. The legs aren't bad, but the thighs should be thicker in proportion to the calves.

And that head is too fucking tiny.
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>>15235051
Keep it up anon. One day you'll be capable of great things.
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So what does your favorite girl do when she's trying to be blunt?
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>>15235081
Holsts get really lewd when they haven't been milked properly.
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>>15235081
I like yandere cows
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>>15235081
A Lich or Mantis would probably just start rubbing your dick and ask if you could fuck her.
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>>15235081
Cheshire
>"Hey anon, you wanna fuck?"
Manticore
>"So did you know that the more a Manticore milks you with her tailpussy the more perfectly molded to your dick her actual pussy gets? Just food for thought."
Kakuen
>"Hey anon, I was thinking maybe you could come over tonight. Help me with my homework, play some games, maybe pound my ass for a few hours whaddya say?"
Hellhound.
>"I'm gonna give you a five minute head start. If I catch you then I'm going to make you moan my name."
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>>15235096
what if you say no and to wait an hour before asking again?
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>>15235081
Alpdrucks me so I can't move and asks for sex. Then starts riding me without waiting for an answer.
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>>15235112
They'd remove their underwear, sit on your lap and start to gently grind on your crotch.
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>>15235081
>haha
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I want to anger a classy and refined cheshire into pulling a prank on me
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>>15235081
I feel like a monstergirl could just grab my face, and stare into my eyes as if they were telepathically communicating to the slut within me.
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>>15235107
>maybe pound my ass for a few hours whaddya say?"
I'd stay over for a week. Kakuen tomboys are the best.
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>>15235107
>"I'm gonna give you a five minute head start. If I catch you then I'm going to make you moan my name."
Lovely/
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>>15235107

Yes, cheshire cat. Yes I do.
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>>15235130
Careful anon. Once she gets a taste for it she might never want to stop. She might even start stalking you!
Sure that sounds nice now, but soon you'll be dreading every corner, listening for her "Oh ho ho" laughter and dreading the possibility of seeing her drill hair too late as you turn a corner and run face-first into her bountiful ass.
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>>15235149
Well that is what she gets for not following her nature and trying to act human rather than monster
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>>15235152
Don't get me wrong anon, she's still going to be a haughty Ojou-sama. It's just when it comes to you she's going to be a mischievous lewd haughty Ojou-sama who wants your dick.
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They're good girls that didn't do nothing wrong.
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What if I crossdress, can I avoid rape in MGC with that?
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>>15235168
They can smell your fear anon.
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>>15235168
You go Alp case closed, so yes unless forced threeway.
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>>15235162
That monoeye is getting cumflated.
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>>15235177
Crossdressing doesn't make you Alp, especially if you're just doing it to avoid rape.
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>>15235130
But she promised she would never prank again after she accidentally killed her crush when she was a child
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please help the grizzlies work off some winter weight, much of it will be gone but a little extra about the middle needs to go.
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>>15235162
Spunky Tomboy Echidna > Shit Wife Snake
Super tall Kuu Wyvern > Blue Dodo
Pireate Adventure Shark > Tragedyfish
Too bad all of the centaur races are so squeaky clean. It robs Biker Cop of a new mount.
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>>15235244
Niiiice
Source?

Hobos would like it
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>>15235244
As much as I like that gif and the thought of Charon dong a striptease for me gets me going, pretty sure it's gotta go.
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>>15235244
That dance is damning
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>>15235081
>Hellhound waifu has something to tell you
>More of a request, really
>"Anon, you know what I'd really like? It's kinda fuckin' weird, but I want to be on the bottom tonight. I want you to pound me relentlessly and make me your bitch."
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>>15235255
remove hobos
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>>15235264
She better not let her hellhound friends hear about that or she will be laughed at relentlessly
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>>15235264
It's a trap! She'll just let you get comfortable before flipping it on you.
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>>15235162
>Bike Cop and the gang are about to have dinner
>BC is setting up the table
>All the cutlery is gone
>The only person missing from the group is Vera
>BC runs up to her room and bursts in
>Vera is lying atop a pile of eating utensils, naked
>BC stares in shocked silence
>Vera slowly spreads her legs apart
>"In order to claim your treasure, you must slay the dragon~!"
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>>15235269
>talking shit about hobos
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>>15235295
>That juxtaposition
...Cops don't go to jail for breaking the law, do they?
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>>15235303
>get a job you dead beat
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>>15235311
But murder hobos make the world go round.
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>>15235348
rocks fall everyone dies
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>>15235350
everyone either dodges the rocks, is immune to rocks, phases through the rock, absorbs the rock and/or the rocks crumble when they land on a head
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>>15235350
>>15235357
What do you think a Pun-Pun monstergirl would be like?
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Mindflayers have much more going for them than just their (upper) tentacles, it's just that their tentacles are an instant "kill" so that's what you must absolutely avoid if you were to fight one

They can teleport for a surprise flaying, although it's a slow process that leaves their body vulnerable so they can't use it during a fight, but if they successfully teleport behind you there won't even be a fight in the first place

They can control your mind from a distance, not to the extent their tentacles can but enough to control parts of your body, make you think that they are absolute being or even fully control you for a very brief period of time (these powers can eventually be negated if you have a strong will)

They can also read your active thoughts so trying to do some kind of convoluted plan to defeat one wouldn't work

Then the rest of their powers aren't really useful in a fight or require insane amount of training so most wouldn't know how to use them since Mindflayers are too busy flaying their own mind and tentacle raping themselves, you can safely assume that most stopped learning psionic powers after learning these basics

As for their physical abilities it's true that they are naturally weak, but just like human they can train to become strong though only a minority chooses to do so, and yes there are buff Minflayers out there

If you decide to fight a Mindflayer, first you need an extremely strong will and second you're playing with your life, you could end up with a relatively harmless one
Or you could end up against one who can stun your mind, make you fatally attracted to her, break your personality into multiple ones, send your mind elsewhere, freeze your body in time, etc...

And Mindflayers are good girls who just want to become one with their husbands, don't fight them please, instead compliment them on their tentacles, that way everyone is happy
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>>15235376
The world's most depressing and fucked up burd gurl.

The type of burd gurl that causes even other monster girls to reconsider their happy worldviews.
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>>15235379
>teleport behind you
Nothin personnel husband.
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>>15235381
Not that Pun Pun, the Super Kobold Pun Pun.

Though a depressive burd telling you to fork her eyes out would be interesting.
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>>15235229
Further proof that Centaur's are the superior waifus.

EMG are all good girls, MGE are mostly pure girls.
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>>15235404
>Trying that hard to pretend she doesn't have feelings for the guy.
That's cuter than it should be.
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>>15235396
All attempts to court pun pun harpy only ends with you feeling depressed and all jokes and attempts to poke fun at her and her views only ends in sad things.
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>>15235404
>BC gets sent a delinquent Centaur
>Big Clydesdale breed
>She kept kidnapping her host to run around outside all day
>She happily picks fights
>Unlike Cerea, she's a blatant sub toward BC
>Openly fantasizing about being ridden around on all day
>BC gets up for patrol the next day
>His bike is totaled
>'Do you need a mount today, Master?'
>She's standing there waiting for him
>She has an ornate saddle and custom 'harness' on
>Even has a bridle complete with blinders and a bit in her mouth
>Hands him a riding crop and gestures him to get on
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>>15235306
Not if you live in the US.
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>>15235460
No!

Centaurs are good girls! Bad anon!
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>>15235404
>Further proof that Centaur's are the superior waifus.
Just gonna gloss over that whole NTR Culture the EMG Centaurs have?
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>>15235468
Please. Cerea's a massive sub and gets off on it, her ego just won't let her admit it. What's wrong with a Centaur who's more honest about her kinks? Those are the ones that get a good husband.
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>>15235473
Given they hate it too, yeah. Yeah we are.
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>>15235473
Classical Centaurs have that too, but you don't let that get in the way of fantasy now do ya?
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>>15235473
Yes. We ignore plenty of shit about girls in this thread. What's one more?
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>>15235473
Most of the centaur girls hate that too anyway.
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I'm going to rise from the ash's ad become a king!
and I'll do it with a dragon at my side
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>>15235495
Just a dragon?
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>>15235506
Yep
Valkyries are too righteous and lilims are for demon realms. dragon is the good choice.
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>>15235264
>Not putting her on the bottom every night
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>>15235532
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
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>>15235532
That picture's cute. I can only imagine a little Hellpup patting her bed and asking her childhood friend to join her under the blankets.
sleep tite hellwan.
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>>15235532
Fuck it. I had to be up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday for work. I'll probably crawl in and cuddle to sleep with her.

Sleep tite hellwan.
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>>15235532
sleep tite hellwan!
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>>15235552
Would you cuddle a drill-haired Ojou-sama Hellhound who was raised by a Wight?
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>>15235532
sleep tite hellwan
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>>15235532
Sleep tite hellwan.
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>>15235560
I'd rather live in with a Kobold Imouto and Hellhound Onee San
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>>15235560
I just want a warm, adorable, sleepy pup daughter to fall asleep holding.
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>>15235532
sleep tite hellwan
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>>15235526
I prefer to be on the bottom, I like it ruff.
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>>15235573
Don't worry, after you nut balls deep in her womb for the fifth time and she's a sweating twitching mess, that spit second you let your guard down to recover, the tables will have already turned and she'll be riding you.
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>>15235532
sleep tite hellwan

may you grow up to be big and strong like >>15229865
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>>15229865
>Crash tackle
>Stick it in as we land
>Fuck like mad
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>>15235532
That hellwan is extremely cute. I want to have someone like her as my daughter.
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What monster girls must be put in sundresses at any cost?
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>>15235473
>there's something terribly, terribly wrong with NTR
I want this meme to die desu
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>>15235617

Griffons
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>>15235081
>Mastah seems very stressed tonight.
>Please remember that you can always use your loyal maid to refresh yourself.
>Perhaps Mastah would like a bath and a relaxing massage tonight...?
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>>15235632
>No "or perhaps you'd rather..."
She lost me. If she was really being aggressive she'd just coerce me into that massage and get busy while I was naked anyway. Oh, and
>Mastah
Thank you, La'Quisha, that sounds lovely.
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>>15235617
Ghouls.
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>>15235617
Lich.

:< face is the best.
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>>15235678
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>>15235690
So god damn cute.
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Remember Muskox Girls?
They remember you!
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>>15235729
Remember me? What did I do?
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>>15235729
I remember their horrible smell.
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>>15235736
You smelt them, now you must deal them. It's like a weird mating ritual for them.
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>>15235740
But what if I don’t want to mate with them?
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>>15235617
An anubis, lich and crow tengu all at the same time.
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>>15235746
They'll start ramming into you. They're really big and they have thick skulls so you better mate with them or get really good at dodging.
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>>15235753
Fine I will mate with them.
Will they leave me alone then or will the stay around me since I’m now their “mate”?
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>>15235768
>will my wife leave me alone because I marry her?

You should see what you're asking at the moment.
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>>15235774
That's how 3d works, though.
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>>15234212
I've noticed it too. The threads used to be roughly 50 - 50 with the rape monster/cutesy stuff, perhaps weighted slightly more to the aggressive girls side, but lately it's shifted to mostly cute stuff.
Not my kind of thing in the slightest, but then this place has been in /jp/ for a good while now so it's only natural it's gone native.
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>>15235774
Well fine then, I’ll just cuddle with her. Breast pillows are the best anyway.
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>>15235775
Are you saying you'll get bored of your wife?
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>>15235789
I'm saying once a 3d has her claws in your wallet she'll stop liking you.
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>>15235791
So you're saying you prefer an immaterial girl?
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>>15235794
>immaterial girl
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>>15235794
I wasn't, but I would.
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>No Sakamoto tier vampire that yo uspend your highschool years trying to seduce in increasingly wacky ways.
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>>15235845
I feel like I've heard that name before, but I can't recall from where. Remind me.
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>>15235853
It's an anime about a gary stu so gary stu he circles around and just becomes gary stu
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>>15235871
tell me the name cuz right now all im thinking is sword art online
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>>15235871
That... didn't narrow it down for me.
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>>15235876
one of these days during my lurking Ill understand why you guys hate kirito and that gundam guy so much
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New horitomo
http://exhentai.org/g/934187/12cbd91b73/
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>>15235891
>Hedgehog girl
Spine insertion when?
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>>15235891
she didn't go fast.
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>>15235876
>>15235877
Sakamoto desu ga
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>>15235891
God this is so adorable
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>>15235891
I find it funny that even if Horimoto makes the most vanilla stories possible, even in his doujins male Centaurs are butthurt
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>>15235888
You talking about Jesus?
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>>15235915
Holy crap I looked it up and just reading a description of the thing made me think 'wow, what a gary stu.'
Is it even any good?
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>>15235690
fuck off yurishit

back to /u/
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>>15235928
It's pretty fucking hilarious if you like over the top. Doesn't take itself seriously at all
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>>15235932
I'll give it a shot sometime then, still have a backlog.
To get back on topic, most over the top MG is ___________________.
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>>15235939
A lilim on spiral energy
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>>15235891
THOSE
THIGHS
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>>15235729
Look at the size of those horns.
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>>15235473
They NTR their males with us, what's the problem?
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>>15235947
Everyone else go home, you can't beat this answer.
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>>15235949
Don't you just wanna rub them all over?
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>>15235939
A Pharaoh masquerading as a human grill in a human highschool

>>15235951
>Male centaurs get wise
>Tie their teasers down so the mare can continue to make out with their pretty human face
>As feet of thick horsecock spear deeper into her than a human dick ever could
The NTR just write itself, look at almost literally every centaur doujin.
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>>15235976
>Male centaurs get wise
Not going to happen.

>As feet of thick horsecock spear deeper into her than a human dick ever could
You forgot the part in which they cum in 20 secs, go soft and don't please the female at all.


Keep trying and defending them, please.
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>>15235974
Yes weirdly enough.
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>>15235951
But they don't
It's happens almost never ever. Centorea didn't know it was possible to mate with human or that her father is human, which I don't understand, why the fuck her mother didn't tell her that? Do they kill race traitors and have to keep it in secret?
So 99% of times centaurs NTR humans
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>>15235983
>You forgot the part in which they cum in 20 secs, go soft and don't please the female at all.
They aren't literal stallions how do you kow they don't get all the pluses and none of the minuses? Why do you want monsterboys at all? Just don't have 'em, cuck culture or no.
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lets talk golems and spiders
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>>15235985
The manga explicitly says the females are starting to abandon their males for humans.

>>15235987
>They aren't literal stallions how do you kow they don't get all the pluses and none of the minuses?
And why should they? Do you want to?

>Why do you want monsterboys at all?
But I'm not the one defending them? Why are talking about a manga which has them. They can end in a glue factory for all what I care.
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>>15235988
>golems and spiders
Could a golem make a addon that gave them spider lower bodies like arachnes?
Or could they even have snake lower bodies?

Because that would be awesome.
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>>15235991
>Why
We*
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>All this talk about EMG Centaurs
This is why you settle down with a nice Nightmare, no cuck culture and you get the added bonus of spooky dream land sex.
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>>15235988
Golems are inferior versions of skeletons.
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>>15235991
>I want monsterboys because I'm not the one being cucked (Even though almost all centaur media dissagrees) So what's the problem?
>but I'm not the one defending them
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>>15235951
I dunno. Just that they went from their males NTRing Humans, to the women NTRing the males with Humans...just seems a poor precedent. Hopefully it'll just be phased out of their culture given a bit more time.

And then as generations of centaur men die alone, evolution will take hold with the new human crossbreeds, eventually resulting in more effeminate males who can better compete with humans over female centaur mates.
Yes I am theorizing that the genetic destiny of EMG Centaurs may lead to Traptaurs. Yes, you should ignore these spoilers.
Here's a sleepy centaur in case reading those spoilers caused you some amount of rage.

>>15235985
Sounds like you haven't read the omake friend.
Cerea's mother reveals that within her generation, it's become increasingly common, due to centaur males taking on multiple wives...for said wives to just take advantage of their being distracted by the others, to sneak away to be with human lovers. Failing that, blunt hit to the head.
So basically it seems as though there's a trend in their culture where once the Centaurs NTR'd Humans, it's being reversed. They keep it a secret currently, but following the public display that Cerea, being a half-breed, doesn't suffer any failings in their strength-based culture, it's likely the women would start being more open about their total preference for humans, thus eventually negating the whole NTR-shtick.

>>15235995
You. You are wise. Oh so very wise.
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>>15235997
>I want monsterboys
But we're talking about a setting which happen to has them (EMG).

Are you retarded?
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Nice onis.
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Do you think there are succubi who are aroused by watching Alps lose themselves and fuck the friends they had while they were human?
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>>15235993
spider golem would be interesting to see
>>15235996
golems can do so much more than skeletons
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>>15236002
And you stated you were fine with having them in that setting. When monsterboys are half of what make that setting complete shit, the other half being crab's dpd girls
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>>15236012
You can't play skeleton bowling with golems.
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>>15236016
what's to say golems don't have detachable appendages?
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>>15236013
>And you stated you were fine with having them in that setting
Because I can't fucking change the setting unless I headcanon it, so may as well have them suffer.
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>>15236012
What kind of addons do golems have?
Do they just buy them from a cyclops or something?
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>>15236013
Not him, but I feel compelled to express that I don't think it's that the mere presence of monster boys makes the setting shit per-se...

It's that their only use in EMG thus far has been to elaborate upon a culture of NTR that is shit. But then, that such an awful thing is the only thing that Crabman has used monsterboys for, might say something about his feelings regarding them, when you think about it...

Kind of negated that the MBs in 12Beast were perfectly pleasant people whenever they popped up...but that was canceled, so who cares?
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>>15236022
Your thinking about living dolls, I would believe that golems are more... studier
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>>15236027
I think that their creators or some kind of techmage can magicaly fuse stuff onto them getting a Cyclops to help creat the addons
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>>15236030
>but that was canceled, so who cares?
I want to say I do... it was a notch or two above EMG.
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Any update on the gargoyle?
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>>15236030
>but that was canceled, so who cares?
I liked Asterio and the ara ara scylla.
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>>15236030
>12 beast and Dakini are gone
>Killing Bites never gets translations
>EMG still lives
The world just isn't fair.
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>>15236034
I’d imagine in MGC there would be stores just for them.
You could buy add ons for all and everything you would ever want.

Bigger thighs? Yes.
Bigger breast? Of course.
Lactation? Naturaly.
Multi armed? Just pick how many you want.
Multi tongued? You can even pick the size of the tongues!

What add on would you buy for her?
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I want to be the personal aide/assistant to a monster girl commissar in a monster girl dictatorship!
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>>15236030
>It's that their only use in EMG thus far has been to elaborate upon a culture of NTR that is shit
He perpetuated the orc rape meme too
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what if Jesus dint get resurrected by god and was just good friends with a lich?
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>>15236061
I want to be the personal assistant to Red Snek, head waifu of the harem Hydra.

>creampie one girl, two more will take her place
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>>15236064
Oh right. Forgot about them. I think I heard they make a reappearance, recently?

Well, anyway, still holds up the "Crabman thinks Monsterboys are shit which is why they're always awful in EMG" theory.
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>>15236066
Go be euphoric somewhere else, this is a Christian thread.
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>>15233522
>>15233545
I see inferior Dragons and I want them painted black.
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>>15236073
I personally think futa NTR is shit, so I'm going to write a cute romance between a succubus and a human boy, only for a random hellhoud with a giant knotty cock to come in half way and impregnate the succubus. But it;s okay because I think futa NTR is shit which is why its awful in my story.
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Get out of here, Stalker.
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>>15236066
It actually expalins alot of his miracles if he had a monster harem
resurrecting the dead? lich
healing? mermaids
walking on water? undine
water to wine? undine (kinda)
feeding of the 5k? gnome
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>>15236010
Of course

And they'll tease them relentlessly about it. And find better outfits for the alp to seduce their friends with. And teach them to walk in high heels. And keep secretly keep a few pictures of these ordeals to herself.
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>>15236086
Anon, are you implying that the bible is one big cover up of shit monstergirls did?
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>>15236075
Why do monster girls look so good as nuns?
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>>15236090
How else would you explain that verse about women lusting after men whose members were as those of horses, issuing seed like donkeys?
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>>15236094
Because you know they want to fuck you, but they're not allowed to do so, making teasing them a safe and fun practice.
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>>15236097
>Monster girl nuns
>Not allowed to fuck you
They would probably twist everything in the bible in a way that means it's more against their religion not to fuck you or use technicalities to get around it.

Like a Manticore nun using her tail pussy and assuring you that it's okay since it isn't sex.
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>>15236090
A MG twist on bible stories would be a little fun.
>Jesus having fun with a MG harem
>Noah and his sons on a MG ark
>Goliath is actually a ogre and David makes her submit.
>daniel and the manticore den
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>>15236097
Sooner or later the will fall to their instincts and fuck you.
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>Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
>Which mannerly decotion shows in this;
>For saints have hands that pilgrim's hands do touch,
>And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss

That's Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet. Talking about handholding.
The meme is real.
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>>15236082
Bob pls go and stay go.
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>>15236112
Damn, that belly full of eggs, sistah.
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>>15236082
Sarcasm is unbecoming of you anon.

But seriously, it is a valid form of parody and critique. Just because you don't think it's worth the effort, doesn't mean another creator, Crabman in this case, would too.
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>>15236121
And they’re all yours anon. Änd after she lays her eggs, you’ll pump her full of new once, right?
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>>15236072
>tfw used as stress relief by your superior.
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>>15236128
I'll have to, since I need a damn army to defend against all the P'Orcfugees.
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>>15236112
Wow, her talons are ridiculously badly drawn.
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>>15236133
That's racist, anon! Not all MGs are evil, only them extremists, and if you treat them badly you'll force them to rape you! I mean, it's the current year!
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>>15236139
No, P'Orcfugees not welcome!
>>
One day Jinko...one day...
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>>15236122
>But seriously, it is a valid form of parody and critique.
What he did and what I posted are no different. Yet I highly doubt you'd ever call such a bob-esque abomination a "Valid form of parody and critique"
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>>15236142
You could have prevented this! Eros is love!
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>>15236151
We don't negotiate with terrorists. Good girls only, period!
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>>15236139
So are those supposed to be conventional explosives or some sort of mamono mana demon realm creation alternative?
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>>15236151
Eros is a religion of chastity!
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>>15236154
I'll leave this here for you to decide.
http://pastebin.com/3fnmfnBW

>>15236159
Behead all those who insult Eros!
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>>15236161
Give head to all those who insult Eros!
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With a moo-moo here and a snu-snu there~
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>>15236184
I think that might be an alp, it's wearing a green hair band.
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Would you still need technology to be happy if you had your perfect monster girl wife?
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I'm glad this crow is getting so much art.
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>>15236218
She probably knows everything about surviving without technology. Also mamono mana
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>>15236223
I think he meant internet, videogames etc
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>>15236218
I'd happily live in a cave with her if it meant we could be together.
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>>15235930
Oh you. Always the joker.
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>>15236223
Mamono mana fixes all health, food, etc... issues
Phones, cars, computers, TVs, movies, cameras, radio, etc... I'm talking about all the technology that's either entertainment or makes life convenient

>>15236235
Yes, that's what I meant
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>>15236207
No, it's just weird shading.

>>15236218
My perfect monstergirl wife is a technology wizard, though.
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>>15236263
I would probably be fine without it. Maybe even better off.
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>>15236271
>even better off
This pretty much
That shit is literally addiction
>>
>You will never be the human advisor to an orc horde.
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>>15236218
I would never trade technologically enhanced music for a monster wife if that's what you're asking.
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>>15236319
Advisor? As in, you're the guy they ask whether or not their new dresses make their asses look chubby?
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What sort of clothes are best to dress up a loli lich in?
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>>15236319
IF OUR CHIEFTAIN IS TO BECOME WARBOSS

MILITARY LEDA OF ALL DA GREENSKINS
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>>15236335
I'll take care of one of the warchiefs for you, if you know what I mean.
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>>15236334
Nothing.
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>>15236332
Yes and what should be their next target.


>>15236335
SAY IT
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>>15236218
>Wake up
>Fuck waifu
>See her off to deal with delegates to our glorious Undead kingdom
>Tell her to give the queen my regards
>Spend all morning training and sparring with the guards
>Eat lunch
>Bathe
>Get some writing done
>Eat supper
>Have a drink
>Do some reading.studying
>Greet waifu
>Have dinner
>Fuck waifu
>Sleep

I'm sure I could keep myself pre-occupied enough
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>>15236334
Adorably oversized lab coat.
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>>15236319
>wanting to be George Soros
Bad anon, bad
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>>15236347
Who?
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>>15236341
>tfw you will never facefuck Vampire-chan while necronarrator-kun narrates

This does give OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS an entirely different meaning.
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>>15236347
hah, god dammit.
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>>15236353
>OVER THE ALPS
Kyaa~!
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>>15236339
Besides nothing. Obviously her bare, nude body is lovely too. But clothes can spice up the view sometimes.

>>15236346
So long the back of it drags behind her feet, and even trails on the ground when she floats a foot in the air?
So long even when she rolls up her sleeves her hands are still mostly covered?
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>>15236355
HE WOULD LOSE HALF HIS ARMY TO SUCCUBI ALONE
THE OTHER HALF WOULD RAPE HIM
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>>15236355
ALL OVER THE ALPS.
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What's all this racket?
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>>15236361
>THE OTHER HALF WOULD RAPE HIM

Wait so half his army are monster girls?
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>>15236382
It's called monster girls, dad.
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>>15236384
Why do you think that particular mountain range is called "The Alps"?
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>>15236388
That's your dad?

You have a cute dad.
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>>15236389
oh.


OH.
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>>15236394
>dad Alps
>then somehow becomes a Mofu
>then joins the Sabbath to lolify
Goddammit this is messed up.
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>>15236382
What a cozy lolifox.
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>>15236389
Because it derives from the Greek "alpes" which can mean hill or mountain.
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>>15236400
>Your dad will never sit in your lap
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>>15236400
>Goddammit this is messed up.
Not as bad as grandpa
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>>15236415
But that's me!
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I wonder if kunoichi sharpen their tails?
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>>15236404
Yes, thank you Hakutaku-sensei for that enlightening and factual digression. Next you'll be telling me Hannibal Barca was bringing an army of monstergirls to waifu Rome.
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>>15236419
It would be extremely painful.
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>>15236425
They're big girls.
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>>15236419
A bit too sharp and they have problems
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>>15236431
For you.
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>>15236420
Her lap looks comfortable
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>>15236431
UU
UU
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>>15236432
They can use it to hang from the celling and stealth kiss you.

Or drag you up and have sex in the vents
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>>15236446
Is she the night?
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>>15236382
Oh no, we woke the mofu! Go back to sleep, you fluffy little rapscallion.
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>>15236415
>TFW crazy loli mofu alp grandpa will never stop hitting on you
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>>15236456
She is the perfect organism, her efficiency only matched by her lewdity.
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>>15236415
>>15236461
>"No gramps, it's still incest even if you're a cute little fox girl!"
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>>15233426

It's all fun and games until you end up with a crop of cannabis mandragoras.

At least they're not very good at raping guys. They frequently have the intention but it usually gets lost on the way to the nearest Chinese buffet. Then after that they just wanna cuddle and watch cartoons.
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>>15236470
ayyy
weed
lmao
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>>15236456
she is also vengeance
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>>15236498
She can't keep doing this alone.
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>>15236498
>>15236503
Was her mother's name Martha?
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>>15236415
STOP
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>>15236508
yes
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Remember to give it your best, you bastards!
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>>15236557
Oh yeah? Well I'M going to go watch old superhero cartoons to get my nostalgia on, and I'm not going to do anything productive, so there!
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I wish to place my digits upon a woman of bovine nature.
When is the proper time for doing so?
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>tfw so little art of THICC tails
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>>15236607
Hark! The time is upon you!
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>>15236470
If my choices are that or the empire, I'd take either. We'll see how this goes.
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>>15236609
Only Alps have those. Attraction to thick tails is attraction to Alps. Attraction to Alps makes you a faggot.
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>>15236618
There is literally nothing wrong with thick spadetails
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>>15236618
Thin tail defence force pls go, everyone prefers thick tails. Imagine the disappointment if your dragon waifu one day came home with a short, thing tail that is thinner than your leg.
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>>15236626
Go suck on one then, see if some goo comes out.
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>>15236618
>Only Alps have those.
>implying
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>>15236609
Just say thick, you cock. The fuck is next? "thiqq"?
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>>15236628
You sound like a bitter succubutt who had the cute boy she was pinning for stolen by an alp with a big fat spadetail
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>>15236627
I like long, sleek and thin tails with a unique non generic tip. Like a bladed tip rather than spaded or spear
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P-pomf?
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>>15236662
Cuddlebus!
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>>15236662
You will not tempt me, vile seductress! I know your kind's tricks!
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>>15236662
I want to make a succubus question her lewdness!
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>>15236662
Brown succubutts best succubutts. Ignore the master1200, I need to go back and fix that eventually.
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>>15236698
>master1200

Oh don't remind me, I saved loads of Pixiv pictures before realising what that meant.
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>>15236220
>Plump Pump-a-rum ass
Hnnngh
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>>15236220
Yeah it only took four games for her to get art.
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Por vous, mon amor.
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>>15236788
Come again please?
I don't speak your primitive barbarian language
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>>15236792
Give her a break, she served for 21 years in the Foreign Legion and only spoke French.
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>>15236788
Oh, elfs and their languages.
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>>15236792
>I don't speak your primitive barbarian language
>An english speaker saying this
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>>15236863
The English language is God's language. This is why the Bible was written in English.
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>>15236863
French sounds like you're choking on your tongue, sorry.
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>>15236876
I thought it was written in American.
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>>15236900
Oh no, it was written in English. You can tell by the way it sounds old timey.
>>
What do you do when your Onee-san invites you to the pool?
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>>15236889
How about Jesus?
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>>15236912
Nope. Still too fat to wear a swimsuit. Try again next year.
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>>15236889
I want to hear about that guy who got femdomed and impregnated his daughterus!
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>>15236912
Put on my speedo.
>>15236914
You want to stick your fingers in Jesus' holes? Tie him up and whip him? You're on your way to becoming an Alp, boy.
>>15236922
Lot?
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>>15236921
Wow, that's rude anon.
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>>15236927
>Lot?
Yes
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>>15236912
Float like I'm a flowkelp like I always do
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>>15236930
I meant I'm still too fat, but now that I think of it, she might actually take it that way. Oops.
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>>15236912
Suck her titties.
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>>15236948
What if strawberry milk came out?
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>>15236959
Wouldn't it be Chocolate?
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>>15236965
No, that's Ushi-Onis.
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>>15236959
>>15236965
I'd prefer it if "normal" Dragon milk came out, depending on how "normal" Dragon milk is if you account for her nature as a Wock.
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>>15236965
It's a Wonderland wildcard. On every day that is a prime number beginning from the day she was born, she'll lactate strawberry milk. Otherwise, it'll be chocolate milk, like every other brown monstergirl.

Trust me I am an expert on all things milk and bones
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>>15236979
>pump dat motherfuccin rum
good shit go౦ԁ sHit
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>>15236999
Can you lean your head this way so I can pull it out? Goddammit, what did I tell you about playing with the nail gun?
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>>15237004
It would have worked the first time if you hadn't stopped her.
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>>15236999
Wow, what a horrible way to die.
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>>15237012
I don't think instant death is a bad way to go.
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>>15236994
Now if only He could return and bless us with pumping that rum
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>>15236877
At lease they are choking on their own tongue. Arabic sounds like some one else is choking you and you're forcing the words out regardless
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>>15237021
>Nail to the top of the head
>Instant
If it's not anywhere near the cerebelum, odds are you could suffer a lot before dying to that, maybe even survive.
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>>15237021
>instant death
That is nowhere near the medulla oblongata.
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>>15237021
You're right, but a nail feels less instant than, say a bullet. Less clean. Like you'd have to work to push a nail through your scalp and skull, into the soft tissue.
If you do survive that however, it'd be tortorous and possible give you brain damage too.
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Look a shiny waifu!
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>>15237021
>instant
Man that's not even CLOSE to the alman abadulara
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>>15237034
Yeah, look at Phineas Gage.
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>>15237034
>>15237036
>>15237037
>>15237040
I ain't scared of you!
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>>15237038
What even is a Giratina?
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>>15237046
A Pokéman
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>>15237044
>ain't scared
Wanna hear some more interesting (read: horrible) ways to die, little spider? Guaranteed to give you the depression I have today.
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>>15237051
And they let children have these?
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>>15237057
You should see what those Digimon kids get to play with.
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>>15237060
They don't call them Dicking Destined for nothing!
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>>15237060
To be fair, I'd impregnate angewoman in every position known to man.
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Genki Dark Elf detected. I'm going trade a lollipop for a nice, comfy femdom session.
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>>15237080
I'm gonna rape her.
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>>15237082
I'm going to hit you with a silver hammer.
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>>15237057
Yes. They let children play capture and play around with a psudeo-god that lives in a realm where time and space have no hold. They also let children capture and play around with the literal god of Pokemon world.

And you thought monabanana was crazy and OP.

>>15237080
That's the kind of elf you just want to wrestle and fuck on the couch for hours with.
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>>15237080
I just love brown monster girls, I want to lick them all over.
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>>15237080
>Elf femdom
How humiliating, I want it.
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>>15236906
>Using King James version
The only true version
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>>15237084
I'm gonna hit you with my banana.
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>>15237087
Would you even lick them inbetween their legs? How about licking their tongue?
Would you let them lick you back?
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>>15237088
What's humiliating about an Elf tying you up, gagging you, blindfolding you, and then licking your ears and kissing them and nibbling on them and doing ASMR stuff until your dick is throbbing and then teasing you for a bit before riding you all the way to the pleasure town?
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>>15237071
To be fair, every man with good taste would do the same.
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>>15237101
>Not wanting to tongue punch that fart box
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>>15237101
Everywhere, even their feet, armpits and tongue. Being licked by a bunch of brown MGs doesn't sound bad at all tho.
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>>15237111
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>>15237114
Who said I wouldn't? If it was an anubis, I'd do such things with my tongue to her she'd think that I'd turned into a tentacle plant.
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>>15237125
Oh girls, you don't need to fight over me.
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>>15237103
Everything yet I need it.
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>>15237101
I demand an ass fatter than that
>>
Reminder not to fall for dirty monstergirl tricks and lies.
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>>15237123
Khepri maids are happy whith this post.
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>>15237123
It'd be great. They'd lick your ears, your collarbones, your lips and fingers, the head of your dick, your chest, and wherever else you might like it.

>>15237140
Anon you madman, that image has already been upsized TWICE. You can't possibly survive an ass fatter than that.
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>>15237139
Not a perfect match, but here's some tender loving Dark Elf femdom a la Alpie Alpenstein

http://pastebin.com/tAPfw5ps
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>>15237125
I can't believe they let kids play with these things.
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>>15237152
>Reading Alp at all
I'd sooner read Richard Knaak's shit or trust Matt Ward with 40K's lore in its entirety.
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>>15237152
If he wanted trash he'd ask for it.
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>>15237160
>>15237162
This meme hurts you more than him.
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>>15237160
Why do people hate Alp again? Not defending, just wanna remember why.
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>>15237125
Everytime i see this pic, seeing them holding hands like that, damn. When i think about having a threesome with these girls I get insta hard, and it's FOR THE CHILDREN
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>>15237146
>Eight Khepri sisters
>Two of them go for your ears
>Two pay attention to your chest
>Another pair focus on your arms and hands
>The youngest of them gives you a slow and teasing blowjob while the eldest sister rests your head in her lap and gazes lovingly at your facial expressions
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>>15237166
Because he threatened to kill himself when someone said his story was badly written and that people saying "gee willikers" or "gosh golly gee" isn't good writing.
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>>15237152
Thanks, never had a problem with Alp outside of being the cause of the stinkypede meme.
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>>15237169
>no attention to my feet
They missed a really sensitive part, the amateurs!
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>>15237170
>"gee willikers" or "gosh golly gee"
kek
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>>15237181
And "turgid tallywacker" is literally what he calls a dick every single fucking time.
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>>15237149
Let him go Anon, he must explore the limits of man.


BRING FORTH THE ASS!
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>>15237139
Sweet jesus I want a thick brown elf to spoil!
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>>15237184
I don't think he's ever actually used the term. It was coined by some anon when the thread was writing Alp-style sex scenes as greentexts.
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>>15237202
>Alp Internet Defense Squad is at it again
Stop defending yourself, we all know you're shit.
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>>15237210
I'm not defending him at all.
Alp's dialogue if fucking horrible but I can't remember him using that term ever. He definitely did the "Gee Wilikers!" stuff though.
>>
>>15237216
>I-it's not like I'm defending myself but I totally didn't do it you guise!
How would we know when you fucking delete everything anyone ever criticizes?
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>>15237220
>point out that alp is shit
>but also he hasn't used this one term
>HURR YOUR ALP!
I don't know how to convince you otherwise, but if you insist on being retarded I can't exactly stop you.
>>
>>15237220
Anon, this is not worth getting so worked up.
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>>15237216
>Alp's dialogue is fucking horrible
I'm reading>>15237152
and those are not the words I'd use. Is this actually just some meme?
>>
There's really nothing wrong with Alp
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>>15237231
everything is wrong with alps
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>>15237227
>>15237228
>>15237231
And just like that he gets away with it. AGAIN.
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>>15237229
If that's good dialogue to you then I have some very bad news.
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>>15237227
I've had an autist call me Alp before as well, so I feel your pain.
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>>15237220
Anon you might want to see a doctor about that paranoia.
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>>15237237
>something is either good or fucking terrible
>there is no middle ground
Okay?
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>>15237236
Did alp raped you or something?
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>>15237231
There are worse things, hiding down below. Where few men dare venture into the world of shit writers.
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>>15237236
Sometimes I wish this place actually had poster IDs. Firstly to stop the shitposting because the faggots responsible would be singled out, and secondly it would destroy this retarded meme that any opinion you disagree with = one guy.
For the record I was
>>15237227
I can't vouch for the other guy(s).
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>>15237249
I think the guy is just acting like a retard now, you just need to look at the time those posts were made.
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>>15237243
If we're comparing it to the dialogue in Sukeru Ikeda or whatever and that Knuckles guy from the wiki, then yeah he isn't too bad.
But compared to our average writefags he comes up with some utter shit.
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>>15237244
>being raped by an alp
That explains everything. Kinky.
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>>15237249
>secondly it would destroy this retarded meme that any opinion you disagree with = one guy
You do know that poster ID doesn't do shit and there's ways around it right?
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>>15237257
I don't know, I'm just sick of autists accusing other anons of being this one guy because they're saying something they don't like.
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>>15237263
Anon pls, do you really expect other anons to actually make arguments instead of sperging about their boogeyman?

Absolute madman...
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>>15237270
I would fuck an alp boogeyman.
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>>15237181
>>15237184
>Gosh golly gee, Anon! I don't know if your turgid tallywhacker can fit into my moist gusset!
>Don't worry, my young lady, I am a master spelunker of fish tacos!
>P-P-P-PERKELE, YOU'RE TIGHT
>LIKE A TIGER, MISTER ANON!
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>>15237277
I dunno. Will she lose her shit if I point out that her blowjobs suck?
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>>15237244
I want to be raped by a group of Alps!
>>
>>15237280
Which story is this?
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>>15237280
>get your tight tuppance ready for a rip-roaring good time! Imma jam my stone shlong in there! Yee haw!
>M-mister anon...
>Quit all ya hullabaloo! I say, I say Imma gonna make the purple eel sick up in ya insides...
>aaaaah!!!
>geeeeeee.... willickeeeeeeeersssss!
>>
>>15237280
>>15237302
So what time is it in Australia?
>>
>>15237280
>>15237302
Sex with Alp must be glorious.
>>
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about, I guess?
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>>15237309
I'm sure it must be some kind of obscure porn fetish in MGC.
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>>15237308
>>15237308
0436 in the AM on 16/5/2016
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>>15237323
Hathor best goddess.
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>>15237333
>posting from the future
If I tell you where Sarah Connor is will you leave us alone?
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>>15237322
considering I was a short lived summer meme I can live without attention
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>>15237323
How the fuck do these sake dishes work? How the fuck do you drink from that without spilling it everywhere, especially when you're drunk?
>>
>>15237340
I'm not even a Bogan ya cunt. I just know what GMT is.
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>>15237345
Which meme were you?
>>
>>15237347
That's not a sake dish anon, that's a cat bowl.
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>>15237345
>short lived
Whoever you are I bet there are some anons who haven't forgotten. We've had namefags boasting that their fuckups have been forgotten or lived down in the past only to look stupid with everyone immediately remembering.
>>
>>15237366
Angry orchard if I remember right.
I dont have alp or the others staying power so it went away nice and fast. it was my fault anyway.
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>>15237352
She's at this club called Tech Noir. Now leave us alone Skynet.
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>>15237384
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>>15237249
>poster IDs
Faggots like you are the cancer killing 4chan. What happened to anonymity? Why the fuck do you want to make EVERYONE a tripfag?

If somebody is shitposting then it's the hotpockets' problem, it's their fucking purpose to do it for free.
>>
>>15237386
Imagine HAL being merged with Skynet, merged with CABAL from C&C.
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>>15237387
I'd say the dedicated shitposters are the ones ruining this place, but whatever.
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>>15237387
People who keep shitposting should get a special ban that puts a temporary user ID on them so people will know when they shitpost, if they keep shitposting.

Imagine our dedicated shitposters getting marked, we'd easily be able to discern them from the rest of the anons and promptly report and ignore them.
>>
>>15237394
Unnecessary, HAL is already perfect.
>>
>>15237387
Exactly.
>>15237396
Poster ID doesn't get rid of shitposters, it's hilariously bad at doing so and gives people a false sense of security that there's no samefagging going on.
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>>15237400
CABAL > HAL though.
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>>15237394
Merged with SHODAN from System Shock. Her voice was creepy as fuck. If they finally dropped the Bioshock franchise and went back to System I'd be happy.
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>>15237405
>If they finally dropped the Bioshock franchise and went back to System I'd be happy.
Aren't they remaking the first System Shock right now?
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>>15237413
I thought they basically made the controls less of a mess and re-released it on steam?
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>>15237436
No, I mean they're remaking it on CryEngine 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPLF9Ad9ns
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>>15234565
Strangely enough, most of her cases end up being default wins or settlement. I heard in her rowdier days most of the lawyers ended up representing her or against her at some point . . . perhaps she uses her experiences with them to her advantage today.
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>>15237441
>>15237454
Do you have any pizzas without cat ass?
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>>15237454
>Cheshire tail
I didn't order this.
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>>15237454
Oh my......
That's some good succubu- PIZZA!
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>>15237454
This image needs to be a gif, bouncing.
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>>15237446
Oh, my dick.
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>>15237454
That sneaky cat.
>>15237470
With a wagging Cheshire tail?
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>>15237454
If I lived in MGC, I would buy pizza everyday.
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>>15237441
>>15237454
I'd fill her with so many daughterus because hot damn that's 10/10 breeding material.
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>>15237480
Yes.
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Don't get too close
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>>15237518
>More drunk Monster Girls
YES
E
SEY
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>>15237518
> a Drunk Hakutaku and Satyr will never hit on you
You're on a roll Barb.
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>>15237518
I love this picture.

>Don't get too close
Don’t tell me what to do! I’m going to go and party with them all night.
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>>15237518
its because shit like this I don't go out into MGC anymore...
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>>15237465
She looks pretty bottom heavy, I like.
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>>15237518
Damn Barb, you're getting so much better lately.
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>>15237518
Drunken double paizuri seems like a great idea right about now.
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>>15237518
hope mg university gave a seminar on consent
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>>15237518
I'm taking pictures of this and using them to blackmail Hakutaku-sensei into giving me better grades than I deserve!
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>>15237555
MGCU is not some SJW nest.
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>>15237518
Those things in Hakutaku's horns look like condoms.
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>you will never get wasted with a Hakutaku, Satyros, and a thick delivery Succubus
It hurts.
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>>15237518
I won't, they look like whores.
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>>15237579
>Meanwhile the Cheshire is stuck in the box.
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>>15237460
>>15237466
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>>15237585
She'll be fine.
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Translation when?
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>>15237586
At least he nets a waifu.
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>>15237586
I should have ordered from Pally and Yeti's Pizza Joint.
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>>15237585
>>15237597
>mfw pizza box becomes chesire's version of the stump
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>>15237561
I'm using it as blackmail material to fuck her doggystyle over her desk!
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>>15237607
But what if in a fit of rage, Anon backhands the Succubus, throws the Cheshire box into a bush and slams the door and goes to bed early?
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>>15237611
I implore you to reconsider.
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>>15237611
>She's eventually thrown into the garbage
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>>15237614
That Succubus is pretty sturdy looking anon.
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>>15237605
Worst moth.
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>>15237579
Well I don't need those hos anyway! I've got Salamander-chan to work out with!
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>>15237624
So?
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>>15237625
How can you be so wrong?
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>>15237555
>”Ok, kids today we’re going to learn about consent”
>the entire class grones
>”Settle down, It’s mandatory for a reason and you all know why.”
>”Now, Amiy. What counts as consent?”
>”Ehmm… That he has a boner?”
>”Almost, the erection has to be natural and not have come from any venom, magic or anything like that.”
>”It is alos importent how erect the penise is.”
>”Anon, can you please come forward so we can give an example?”

You would do it, right? You wouldn’t want to disrupt the class, would you?

I only felt slightly autistic writing this.
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>>15237610
I think you mean Piestrong's: good pizza, no funny business.
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>>15237631
>wrong?
But I'm right. That moth is a bad moth and doesn't deserve a happy end.
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>>15237454
>>15237586
>>15237597
That cat is just asking for a hot sauce enema.
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>>15237636
Groans you fucking moron.
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>>15237454
>Meat lovers
>Anon thinks hes getting a chubby cheshire.
Gets a swole one instead.
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I want to cause commotion in MGC by founding the only developer company that doesn't include any rape in its videogames!
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>>15237636
I'd get up from my desk and walk right out of the room.
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>>15237636
>You would do it, right?
Only if my Mantis friend helps.
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>>15237605
Shit I didn't know it was out already, but what the fuck is it, a spin off or Moth-chan playing with his mind?
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>>15237631
Have the scans been released on Sadpanda already?
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>>15237638
That one too.
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>>15237663
yes
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>>15237672
Go away moth poster.
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>>15237636
Of course I would do it.
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>>15237675
that's gross...
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>>15237675
Remember Slime is just an anagram of smile.
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>>15237675
>getting drowned by a slime as you fuck her
There are worse ways to go.
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>>15237672
stay here moth poster
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>>15237672
Looking at it now, it's about time we got a view of that glorious yanmoth ass.
Though, she's also uncharacteristically genki in this chapter as well. I guess they both got their shit, together, broke out of the time loop, and settled down together.
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I'm going to steal a piece treasure from a dragon's horde and NEVER tell her where I hide it! EVER! Then we will see who is so proud and mighty!
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>>15237675
>bigger woman falling asleep on a man and suffocating him after sex
There was an 1000 ways to die episode on this once. It's probably bullshit, but if it actually happened going out with a facefull of tits and your dick jammed in a pussy doesn't sound too bad.
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>>15237698
No, moths must go away!
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>>15237708
there's more to yandere than being obsessive. it's nice to see that kind of writing to a character.
>>15237723
moths are cute, anonymous.
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>>15237709
It's going to still be her after she rapes you into submission. Then it'll be you in 5-10 years after you're happily married to her.
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>>15237730
Moths are not cute. They're annoying.
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>>15237712
There are guys that have been suffocated by tits before. Mostly in some bdsm thing where the woman is a moron and doesn't realize the guy struggling while she's smothering him in her breasts is dying for real. I mean how fucking retarded do you have to be to not let a guy breathe for three minutes straight?

There's a lot more shameful ways to die during sex though. Anyone that works in an ER or a morgue can give you a laundry list of them.
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>>15236979
>pump her rump (womb)
>flood it with warm stuff
>watch her be satisfied as it slowly leaks out and sqwaks happily
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>>15237739
have you considered that moths are insect rabbits
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>>15237741
>There are guys that have been suffocated by tits before.
See, I think that's one hell of a way to go, but I never thought that really happened. I guess it's possible when you're talking about fucking massive tits, but the average sized breasts wouldn't be able to do that surely.
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>>15237712
Dying of suffocation is agonizing as shit, what the fuck are you on about.
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>>15237751
So they're just annoying little shits? Got it.
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>>15237709
I'm going to pull her hoard out of her ears.
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>>15237758
Normal suffocation? Sure. But this was during sex, so he was probably feeling amazing up until the end. There's a reason why autoerotic asphyxiation is a thing.
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>>15237770
>autoerotic asphyxiation
It's a fetish not everybody has.
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Get strong enough to spin a dragon by the tail
Get face enough catch a cheshire
Get smart enough to impess the snootiest tengus

You wife is out there, you just need to work for it!
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>>15237762
tell me why you dislike cute things, anonymous. i want to listen to your plight. why do you dislike moths as much as you do?
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>>15237795
>Get face enough catch a cheshire
I've only had three beers. What does this mean?
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>>15237795
>face
fast
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>>15237796
Cutterfly shill
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>>15237796
Because they constantly annoy me.
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>>15237795
Are you the swede guy?
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>>15237738
I'll never given it to her! She is just a big bully who will stop it once someone sticks up for themself against her.
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>>15237795
What build do I need to seduce a gyaru p'orc?
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>>15237808
you should see about checking for cracks and openings in where you live and sealing those so moths can stop getting in. that or lay more traps and wash your clothes more than not at all.
you should know how to stop stalkers from following you, anonymous.
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>>15237811
Come on anon, we both know that's not true. Much like how when you stand up to a bully in real life they just beat you up harder, when you stand up to an MG bully they just rape you harder.
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I want to be an extremely adaptive, near-feral exiled human who lives high among the trees in a dense forest, and scare away monstergirls until I become the sole king of the wild.
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I'm going to the local Onee-sabbath chapter and swapping out their Punch Bowls and Water Fountains with beer!

Simultaneously, I want to redirect the Boy Scout bus to break down right in front of the Onee-sabbath's chapter, located in the middle of nowhere!

Then, from the security camera feed in the building, watch my very own live Horror Film.
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>>15237824
You can't just stand up like a dumbshit and blither on about your right to not be opressed. You need to punch him in the dick and kick his throat while he's down. Similarly, it's not enough to just "stand up" to a MG bully. You have to impregnate her forcibly
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>>15237819
Nah, I just hit them whenever I see them.
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>>15237836
>live Horror Film
I don't see what's so horrifying about watching the union between little brother and older sister.
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>>15237837
It's easier to kick him in the dick and less lethal to rear naked choke him when he's down. Other than that I agree completely.
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>>15237837
>tfw almost never started throwing punches at bullies back in my school days due to fear of accidentally going overboard and possibly killing them
Vidya taught me way too much heavy shit back in the day
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>>15237865
In't it just self defence if he dies? Just call him a racist transphobe
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>>15237849
Seeing the fear on the last boy's face as he walks down the dark hallway, unaware of the onee-san right around the corner!
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>>15237844
what an awful person you are. you understand that there is something wrong and something to be fixed, and yet you'll let it persist and brew an unreasonable hatred for something so cute. terrible. don't speak ill of moth girls because of your own lethargy.
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>>15237880
In a stand your ground state it would be better to shoot him. Beating him to death might be seen as at least manslaughter.
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>>15237836
>>15237849
Wealthy Lilim, Demon Lord, Tanuki, whatever has extensive area of privately owned land that she develops into a nature preserve/national park. Whenever she gets bored she works to set up scenarios leading particularly powerful monster girls to gather there during the tourist season. Has her own secret NEET-cave in the basement of the ranger station complete with snacks, comfy blankets, and a literal wall of tv's hooked up to surveillance cams around the park. Pulls a few strings to have campers relocated a bit to close to resident MGs on a full moon and watches events unfold "Cabin in the Woods" style.
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>>15237897
is a best
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>>15237897
Rach looks better without the spider bit.
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>>15237897
i still can't get over how stupid rachnees actual name is
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>>15237655
Didn’t you hear that it was mandatory anon? You’re going to have to sit trogh the rest of the lesson whether you want to or not.

>>15237658
Expect her to blush a lot and not ´wanting to look into your eyes. It’s too embarrassing.

>>15237685
That’s the spirit! Now just let your teacher continue with the lesson.
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>>15237897
But I have arachnophobia
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>>15237816
I dunno. What does one need for a gyaru in general?
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>>15237906
???
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>>15237910
Rachnera Arachnera
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>>15237897
R-Rach-nee? What's an epidgyne?
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>>15237906
Its a pun like almost ever other girl. It might be too Japanese for you to get.
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>>15237908
So do I, but I love Arachnes.
Probably because they don't have the scary part of the spider on them actually.
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>>15237908
Then find a cute spider like a daddylonglegs that won't dom you
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>>15237912
It's really an empigyne. It's the external female genitals of a spider.
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>>15237795
>Get strong enough to spin a dragon by the tail
She's going to be real upset because you keep calling her gay bowser though
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>>15237907
>It’s too embarrassing.
Too bad, I'm going to make her look me right in the eyes.
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>>15237405
I'd love a story like this but that's really not monster girls and AIs going haywire isn't anything new. Unless it was something silly like Succuvirus taking control of a robot body and projecting hard light shit.
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>>15237923
Be prepared for revenge rape after school.
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>>15237931
Is it really rape when he clearly wants it?
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>>15237931
I'll be too busy carrying her home while she lightly bats at my chest.
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>>15237931
It's not rape if he cums.
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>>15237917
>that won't dom you
Eew
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Bats are pretty cool, I wonder how well they get along with harpies?
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>>15237947
Why is this painting eyeing me?
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>>15237937
>>15237949
Well they just had a lesson on consent. And he did get a boner.
And he will cum.
It’s not rape after all.

>>15237939
I do hope you weren't planning on sleeping tonight. Because she won’t let you.
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>>15237951
Not all spiders can be dominatrixes
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>>15237947
I am not buying your flowers strange lady.
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>>15237949
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>>15235995
>tfw the Nightmare meme is so supreme she makes you cream in your dream
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>>15237960
That's fine, because she won't be sleeping tomorrow either.
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>>15237907
>Didn’t you hear that it was mandatory anon?
I'll just pretend I didn't know, and excuse myself from the room on the grounds that I have to take a very important phone call or something. Then I run.
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>>15237642
>That moth is a bad moth and doesn't deserve a happy end.
Well, she got one.
So you know.
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>>15237969
I'm not very well versed in the source material. Is there a reason she raped him?
Also is this a doujin or something?
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>>15237986
It didn't happen.
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>>15237967
Of course they can, it's in their DNA. Tell you what, you go up to the meekest more reclusive recluse, Strip yourself naked infront of her, bundle a rope of web, and cuff yourself, and she'll quickly descend into domdom
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>>15237991
>Is there a reason she raped him?
He's the densest motherfucker in the universe.
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>>15237947
Dun mind me, jes gun marry da Noob.
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>>15237991
Did you see how he was dressed? He was clearly asking for it.
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>>15237996
that is doing all the work for her so you are putting yourself in a position
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>>15237999
Shirou would have a good time meeting any monstergirl.
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I want Gazer to drag me out of /v/ so I can enjoy videogames and life again
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>>15237974
Well you same to have your entire weekend planned out already.

>>15237977
Well you’re going to have to come back eventually, even if it’s tomorrow.
And then you teacher will have some alone time with you, to “punish” you for being such a bad student.
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>>15237999
Ah, it's that guy. Okay then.

>>15238003
I'm pretty sure a T-shirt and Pants aren't going to push it into "he was asking for it" territory.
Though I wouldn't mind a monstergirl Ojou-sama snatching me up off the street, stripping me naked, and raping me without taking off her dress.
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How about this?
Loligoth Paladin
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>>15238018
Does she have an eyepatch?
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>>15238014
Weekend? I'm taking the entire week off with her.
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>>15238023
No, that's chuunis.
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>>15238004
In the same way that taking your own clothes off before you have sex is doing "all the work"
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>>15238025
Well then you have to document it and present it as a school project. Otherwise your teacher will be mad at you for missing so much school.
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>>15238018
Gothloli or loli goth? Because one is an aesthetic and the other is shit
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>>15238014
>Well you’re going to have to come back eventually, even if it’s tomorrow.
That's fine, that should be enough time for me to make preparations.
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>>15238042
What “preparations” anon?
What are you planning to do?
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>>15238035
I don't want to show everyone such a private moment. What if one of us says something really embarrassing?
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>>15238016
If you don't want to get raped then you should be wearing a minimum of three layers of clothing at all times. Wearing something as skimpy as a T-Shirt is as good as begging to get raped.
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>>15237992
I dunno, they seem pretty happy.
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>>15238045
Preparing some tried and tested Anti-Rape Grenades.
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Could you hire a kiki to pretend to be your girlfriend so you don't get raped
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>>15237969
Could i have a source on this?
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>>15238059
Yes. But you should be warned that at some point she may stop pretending.
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>>15238059
Can you lie about having a girlfriend around monstergirls?
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>>15238041
Gothlic lolita obvs
Now I gotta booru for something like that. Breastplate + dress makes me drool.
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>>15238046
Well you have to. And you're going to have to explain almost everything.
And you have to make it related to the whole “consensual” thing as well.

>>15238058
Anon, no! They just want to show you that they love you. Why would you hurt them like that?
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>>15238069
No, they can smell it on you.
>"B-but she really is my girlfriend! We just haven't had sex yet!"
You snooze, you lose.
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>>15238078
>And you're going to have to explain almost everything.
About what?
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>>15238074
Black isn't really a pious colour anon. Though I can see a paladin having seen a little too much shit, and exchanging her holy robes for a strikingly sensual black dress under her darkened armor
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I want a ludicrously voluptuous Lich to kiss and cuddle!
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>>15238059
Yes, but unfortunately, it's a package deal. You'll have to hire her to pretend to be your wife, and then you'll have to hire her to pretend to help raise the daughter you'll pretend to have with her. And then you'll have to pretend to live long happy life with her, and pretend to watch the light fade from her eyes once she'd gone old and grey, and you'll have to pretend to go merem oments after her, your spirits pretending to intertwine in the afterlife and pretending to plan a rebirth together some where down the river of time
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Elves don't deserve rape
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>>15238069

I'll make the sacrifice of asking a human girl I know to pretend to be my girlfriend so monstergirls won't come after us. This should work, right?
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>>15238083
How it isn’t rape and all that. You are going to present it in front of the class after all.
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>>15238090
Same. Along with a Mantis with a big, firm butt.
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>>15238088
This girl is the most loli-ish I could find. Very cute, but not that gothic.
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>>15238096
Elves deserve to be loved
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>>15238098
Can I just show it to the teacher at least? I wouldn't want the whole class to see and hear all the embarrassing stuff we did together.
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>>15238100
theres saber alter
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>>15238110
Forcibly.
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I HATE elves.
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>>15238096
With how lewd they are, how do they not deserve rape?
I mean, look at them. How are they not just begging you to fill them up with you children.
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>>15238090
I want any kind of Lich. I can't be picky with body types when it comes to undead kuudere goddesses.
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>>15238111
That’s acceptable.
But expect her to take a lot of notes.
A LOT of them.
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>>15238096
If they don't want to be raped that badly then I guess I can get my rape on with alps instead.
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>>15238123
Night elves do things to my body.
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>>15238141
W-What kind of notes?
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What if you hide from a mantis
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>>15238096
>Be male half-elf
>Round your ears with beeswax to look like Average Greenhorn Human Teenager (tm)
>Get stuck with a raucous group of modern day adventurers going to Porkers for the evening
>You're sweating bullets when you see the buxom P'Orc waitress
>She takes all of your orders, you're getting the Extra Spicy Babybacks
>Pauses, sniffing the air
"I smell... an Elf."
>Oh shit, please don't
>More of the P'Orc waitresses start sniffing the air, murmuring their agreement with her
>They're moving closer to you, you're quivering in your seat as they start sniffing all around you before the head pauses
>You can feel her breath on the nape of your neck, she lets out a girlish giggle with an Aha!
"Found him! He's a rounder!"
"Rounder! Rounder! Rounder! Rounder!"
>The chorus mounts as they show your friends the tips of your mostly human shaped pointed ears
>They're licking their lips
"We know just the thing to do with sneaky Elves, don't we... <3~"
>Get drug into the back office
>Get made the bottom bitch by a platitude of sows
>Bar and Grill cheers when the owner offers free wings and beer in exchange for letting them fuck the shit out of the 'sneaky dagger ear'
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>>15238112
She's a villain, though. And for some reason gelbooru only had her come up in her dress for my search.
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>>15238158
what about it?
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>>15238126
I want a Lich who hates it when you tease her about her kuudere and super nerdy tendencies!
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>>15238166
>Be male half-elf
Anon...
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>>15238149
Just everything that is relevant.
Your project, Your presentation, all of your fetishes and kinks, how long the it took.
You know, the standard.
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>>15238170
Why would you bully her? You'd be a bad husband to make her feel bad.
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What if I don't want to be raped by a cheshire
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>>15238170
>"Dear diary: Anon is such a big bully! Stupid baka!~"
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>>15238195
Then get raped by something else.
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>>15238182
The it?
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>>15238197
And then Lich-chan went to the deepest, darkest chambers of her dungeon to ream herself with a dragon dildo while crying and watching jojo's.
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>>15238166
>Monsterboys
>>>/a/
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>>15238205
Fuck off.
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>>15238211
What are you mad about, anon?
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>>15238204
Typo. my bad, just ignore the 'the'.
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>>15238216
You.
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>>15238219
Not him but u med breh
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>>15238217
Fine, she can take as many notes as she wants. But only if I get to hatefuck my Mantis friend in the hall.
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>>15238219
#thetriggering
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>>15238180
Male Elves exist in MGE canon
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>>15238242
Yeah but they are triple trumps with the great walls of china and mexico combined. They are so isolationist they basically isolated themselves from canon
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>>15238236
Nobody would try to stop you anon.
If anything, they would be jealous.
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>>15238255
>TFW you will never penetrate into Elven territory to liberate their men
>Only to find all of them have alped
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>>15238264
I'll still liberate them

From their virginity that is
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>>15237046
PokeSatan, basically.
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>>15238274
Gina is scary
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>>15238264
Nope. Those niggas are strict as fuck. An ounce of corruption = exile
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>>15238274
Office lady a best look.
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>>15238278
Scarily cute.
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>>15238282
How can we know female elves existed in the first place? I bet all the "lves" outside their reservations are actually elf-alps!
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>>15238264
>Implying you could ever penetrate the inner sanctum of the Legion of Dudes

Even Deruella can't. Show up and they'll just launch corrupted slut elves at you from catapults. Your mission simply won't survive getting assaulted by a dozen of the neediest thirstiest sluttiest elf women in the whole forest.
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>>15238256
Not even the Unicorns, Anubi, Elves and Heaven girls?
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>>15238274
>pokemon_call_on_me_edition.gif
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>>15238264
>>15238291
alps have to be kc's worst idea yet.
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>>15238291
Fae, not even once.
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>>15237947
>Cute might-as-well-be-an anubis
>Lovely, elegant dress with bare shoulders and straps crossing over her delicate throat
>Long hair fanning and flaring out behind her in that downright holy way, and framing her face beautifully
>Lovely flowers adorning her ears
>Undisputably the best eye colour, complemented by her flowers, her subtle little choker, and the natural, vivid highlighting of the image

It's the kind of perfection you can't quantify or do justice to with words.
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>>15238301
Is that you, Anubisfag? You're drooling.
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>>15238298
They're basically cuntboys in a paper-thin disguise.
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>>15238158
You can try.
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>>15238296
Yes, even the non-corrupted and non-Eros angels.
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>>15238295
Keikaku Doori
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>>15238308
Why hasn't anyone made a flower mantis variant yet?
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>>15238308
...I'm staying the fuck away from mantises.
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>>15238305
I'm not the Anubisfag you're thinking of, but yes, I am one of them.

And yes, I am drooling.
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>>15238158
Does this look like a girl you can simply run away from?

Look at the frown, you just got to cheer her up!

>>15238314
The artist White Mantis kinda did that. His main OC is like a flower mantis.
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>>15238314
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>>15238320
Oh yeah, I know of White Mantis, I didn't want to mention him because his style of mantis is more like Redwall classical anthropomorphic than human ish.
>>15238323
My life is now vindicated.
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>>15238323
Way better design than the MGE mantis in and of itself.
She looks lovely. Graceful and deadly and beautiful.
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Would monstergirls try to stop war and violence in our world? Surely they wouldn't try something so insanely naive, right?
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>>15238316
Don't be so rude, Mantises are cute.
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>>15238320
It's not like you even need to run. About the only thing a mantis is good at is staying still and waiting for prey. You could escape one just by walking at a brisk pace. They's just fall on their face if they try to follow you.
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>>15238331
Mantises, like many monstergirl types, are shady and not safe to trust.
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>>15238328
>No hands
Nah.
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>>15238323
Very cute. Would she sound with those stands on her claws?
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>>15238330
No, they would just make it more sex related.
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>>15238325
Yeah, he's pretty much furry artist rather than a proper monster girl artist.

>>15238323
Beautiful work

>>15238330
Wars cause death of potential mates, so obviously they'll try to stop it however it can. Besides, some have powers that can easily sway people.

>>15238337
>Being a pleb
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>>15238320
What happens if I cheer her up, can I trust her to be my lover and what does she want to ask of me?
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>>15237636
>>15237658
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>>15237947
>>15238301
>>15238305
Personally have a thing for red eyes, but otherwise, agreed. She's exceptionally beautiful.
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>>15238348
She wants you to make and raise lots of cute mantis girls with her.

And she wants to eat your delicious home-cooked meals.
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>>15238337
Still more dexterity than some of KC's pawed monstergirls.
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>>15238306
How dare you. Cuntboys are the most awful thing conceived by the internet's obsession with hermaphrodites.

They lack softness. Which Alps certainly have.
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>>15238349
you are just wonderful
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>>15238336
Don't be such a racist anon, Mantises are very cute girls and would never hurt you.

>>15238349
What a lucky guy, having such a helpful Mantis friend is great.
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>>15238349
I love everything about this.
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>>15238352
Well that nice of her, even though I'd rather just date her and cuddle her all day long since no offense to her I'm not in a rush to have kids immediately. I'd rather date and build up a strong relationship bond between us, ending with a passion filled session of sex where we confess how much we love one another fr our quirks, shared likes, and of course personalities. I do make a mean rack of ribs and also make great stew so I think she'll really enjoy what I cook, just hope she likes to get cuddled a lot and receive plenty of headpats.
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>>15238349
Very cute.
You should draw a komodo.
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>>15238369
She'll be fine with that too.
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>>15238356
Dude, just drop it. It's all tranny shit.
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>>15238349
What a lewd mantis.
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>>15238355
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>>15238349
I'd lovefor us to lose our virginities to each other in front of the entire class.
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>>15238375
How is she being lewd?
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>>15238377
slut
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>>15238360
>Mantises are very cute girls and would never hurt you.
They said the same thing about manticores.
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>>15238378
She's making a blowjob gesture at her friend during class.
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>>15238381
But unlike Niggercores, Mantises actually mean it.
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>>15238376
Why is she so perfect
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>>15238379
That's not being a slut. Just a flaunting exhibitionist.

>>15238378
By existing. Mantises are naturally lewd.
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Shhh! Churio is sleeping.
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>>15238388
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>>15238349
Those mantis are evil I tell you, they only pretend to not know.

Someday they are going to take over the worl
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>>15238371
Glad to know that, after all it's the quieter and smaller parts of a relationship tat help to make it all the more lovely. Plus she doesn't cause needless drama and is very straightforward/trustworthy with me which is important in dating me. Even if she has a hard time expressing her feelings to me, I'll always be their to comfort her and help her express them, she can always listen to my heartbeat if she ever feels anxious or has a prefer to communicate in the beginning using her body language.
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>>15238392
where stick put in
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>>15238379
There's nothing slutty about consummating the love of your life, anon. I'd never put my dick anywhere near anyone else than my dear Mantis.
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>>15238393
Why is she making that face?
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>>15238403
The boy she's reverse irrumating is trashing around under her labia and his nose is tickling her clitoris.
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Who let the Kuudere bugs in?
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>>15238388
Lies and riddles. Monstergirls can't be trusted.
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>>15238388
>Niggercores
There's only one faggot I know of this assblasted over Manticores.
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>>15238399
TAIL CLOACA
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>>15238410
Anon you need to be able to tell the difference between genuine malice and light hearted banter.
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>>15238410
Sucks to be him, I'd hate to be assblasted over the existence of cute girls because of fan interpretations of them.
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>>15238407
I did. My revenge wll finally be complete once they make anons hold their claws!
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>>15238408
But Mantises can!
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>>15238349
I wish I had talent.
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>>15238432
I am very very scared of bugs sorry.
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>>15238434
They'll have to prove it. Not on me, of course.
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>>15238425
I don't really like manticores, but holy shit that one is cute. I want one to sit in my lap facing me and purr while I scratch her chin.
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>>15238441
Do not make me hate elves more.
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>>15238437
I wish practising drawing was as easy as learning languages.
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Are there more pictures like this? I'd love to see more monster girl combos. Like a Mindflayer Kraken
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>>15238445
Oh, but they will. They'll prepare your favorite food and ask if they could feed you!
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>>15238454
It doesn't even have to be drawing; I just want to be good at SOMETHING.
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>>15238460
Not even I remember what my favorite food is. Besides, I'm sure the food will have something poisonous in it, like aphrodisiacs, or worse, love.
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>>15238455
Mindflayer kraken would be basically cthulhu
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>>15238467
Welcome to the club, man. That makes it about... 2 members.
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>>15238467
"I want", "I want", "I want".

Fucking hell. If you want to be good at something, do something and get good at it. Don't just sit around waiting for talent to just fall in your lap.
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>>15238467
I feel bad for you.I'm great at a lot of things.
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>>15238455
wife only has a couple
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>>15238470
You're really rude.
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>>15238455
I've got Wight-Apophis.
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>>15238478
Been trying for the past four years. It isn't working.
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>>15238486
Yeah, I know. I measure things in a hate-levels chart from "hate less" to "hate infinitely."

It's for their own good that they find someone else
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>>15238455
>Mindflayer kraken
>Lives in the sea, can alter her size at will
>Secretes a mucus from her body that causes diziness on skin contact, and mental subjugation on ingestion
>Can use her many tentacles to completely destroy a cargo ship, then ensnare and mind control its entire crew at once, depositing them all back in civilisation
>Her thralls will then convince yet more prey, man, woman and child alike, out into sea to the kraken-flayer's domain, where she'll enslave them all in an endless orgy as she builds her empire
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>>15238489
Keep finding new things.
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>>15238467
If you want to get good at something, you just keep doing that thing. No point complaining about it.

>>15238489
Try harder. One picture a day for a year. And then see the results.
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>>15238455
I've got a couple of fluffy monoeyes.
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>>15238455
Is there a drawing of an undead dragon somewhere? I don't think I ever saw one
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>>15238497
There's some Gaping Dragon-chans around, at least.
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>>15237454
>>15237460
>>15237466

"You forgot to check the pizza before you left didn't you? Well looks like this will have to come out of your pay, so next time you should be more careful."
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>>15238492
This is why we tell ships to stay out of the bermuda triangle. I bet that's where she would hang out at least.

>>15238487
Why are monster girls in casual clothes so cute?
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>>15237454
>>15238500
Oh thanks, I've been dying for thi-where's my drink?
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>>15238506
NO!
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>>15238503
>Why are monster girls in casual clothes so cute?
All sorts of girls are cute in casual clothes, like touhous and boatsluts. I think it's some sort of gap moe, where girls you usually don't see like that suddenly seem more approachable.
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>>15237518
This would have been at least 50% better if those condom wrapper looking horn rings actually were condoms.
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>>15238500
Poor succubutt, atleast she brought my drink, right?
Otherwise I might just have to settle for milk. her milk.
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>>15238500
I'll pay for it anyway so she won't lose her job.
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>>15237518
I want to request barb
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>>15238500
A holstaurus milk maid crying over spilling her own milk
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>>15238500
She is going to get fired sometime soon, isn't she?
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>>15238531
Go to the /v/ drawthread and try to make it vidya related. I don't think he takes requests here, and if he does, I guess he only takes good requests.
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>>15238539
She's going to get fired and resort to working for a hugging business.
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>>15238548
>hugging business
this would be a thing in MGC?
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>>15238553
Everything is a business in MGC!

>>15238548
I hope the Cheshire doesn't follow her.
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>>15238569
give me 20 examples.
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>Hip, sporty Alps
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What do you do when a Cyclops gives you this look?
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>>15238590
Fidget and panic internally because I'm not experienced in love.
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>>15238590
sexuality tease and that's it
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>>15238590
Simple, take her home and mating press her until she is impregnated.
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>>15238590
I walk away.
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>>15238590
Make fun of her for being a monoeye.
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>>15238590
Pull her cute self into a hug and ask her if he would like to go over to my house so we can engage in some sessions of cuddling each other.
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>>15238553
Of course and they have both male and female hugging businesses ran by the same parent companies.
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>>15238590
Push her and yell at her.
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>>15238590
BULLY BULLY BULLY
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>>15238577
Everything affection related and things like Mofu companies. I can't think about all of them right now.
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Don't open it.
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>>15238653
Spooky ghost.
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>>15238653
OH FUC
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>>15238653
Gonna need a squishy after this spook.
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>>15238653
Don't open whaaaaAAAAAAAA
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>>15238590
Cunnilingus.
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Which MG is the best onee-san?
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>>15238653
how do you have sex with a ghost?
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>>15238669
Valkyrie.
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>>15238669
This is the five hundred and thirty-seventh time this question has been asked, and this will be the five hundred and thirty-seventh time I have answered with Kraken.
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Why are Alices so unloved?
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>>15238669
Don't you know? Baphomet imoutos are actually the best onee-sans.
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>>15238669
Wocky
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>>15238662
Groody.
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>>15238590
Lusty monoeyes are dangerous.
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>>15238669
Jabberwock of course
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>>15238653
On no! A thick qt ghost!
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>>15238669
Looks like you already posted her.
Inari a best.
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>>15237952
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>>15238669
Either a kitsune, hellhound or other wolfgirl.

>>15238672
Softly.

>>15238679
By they are loved. Just not to the same degree as other girls.
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Do we need a majin type monster girl that occurs spontaneously instead of through demonic influence?
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>>15238706
That Harpy bit is Slander
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>>15238669
A Kikimora. She would always take proper care for you and never intentionally try to seduce you! However she can't help her nature of being naturally seductive.
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>>15238717
This Anon knows it.
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>>15238455
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>>15238500
I'll take the Succubus instead.
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>>15238455

>Echidna occasionally gives birth to bizarre Monstergirl hybrids

>Yeti + Lamia + Tetra Arms
>Enormous, long snake body covered in the softest, warmest fur you could imagine
>Four arms equipped with big, fluffy paws
>Cheerful, affectionate, playful personality

>They call it 'The Tickle Monster'. There is no escape.
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>>15237610
Don't order in the winter season when they hire Wendigo delivery girls
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wyverns are lewd
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>>15238726
You're making the huge assumption that I would want to escape from such a beauty.
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>>15238726
>Yeti with four arms
I take back what I said about flying yetis. NOW we're fucked.
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>>15238706
>Harpy is not mofu
I'll fight you
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>>15238512
MY DRINK? MY DIET DR. KHEPRI? DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT THE DRINK
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>>15238746
>Hug two Anons at once, hug one Anon twice.
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>>15238500
>>15238506
>>15238512
>Cheshire strikes again
really need to round up those ferals
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http://nhentai.net/g/163847/
Best doujin he's done since the GILF fox and it happens to be about an old brown witch in an artificial body.

I wish KC's witch wasn't a loli.
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How are monster OCs viewed here?
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>>15238766
>OCs
As long as their not personas of the author or have sonic-OC-tier cringey backgrounds I guess it's fine.
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>>15238766
Absolute trash. OCs are a sign artists are developing an oversized ego and thinking their donut steel is more important than other work. Just look at .less
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>>15238766
Pretty well judging by abigail and barb's cute bear. As long as it's not a monstersona.
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>>15238766
Are you using existing monster girls to make an individualized version of one of them?
Or are you making Coldsteel the Hedgehog?
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>>15238773
I meant original monster types.
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>>15238766
Abigail is CUTE
Cuddle Cat is CUTE
Haohi is CUTE
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>>15238729
Why not?
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>>15238766
>>15238768
>>15238771
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>>15238689
Monoeyes are CUTE
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>>15238784
Preach on, brother.
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>>15238778
They get lost on the way and if they lose your pizza in the snow they try to give you a piece of stretchy meat instead, also they get extremely nervous if you try to tip them
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>>15238775
Well then you can fuck right off.
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>>15238770
I don't understand how an artist making on OC is a sign of an oversized ego. Who cares if they prefer to draw their own characters instead of other peoples?

As long as they're not trying to shove them down everybody's throats anyway
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>>15238775
Welcome. Sticking to KC's predefined monstergirls only is a recipe for stagnation.

We've had brilliant stuff about dragonfly girls and hummingbird girls because people came up with monstergirl ideas that hadn't already been done.
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>>15238766
I'm fine with whatever as long as it's good
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>>15238794
>>15238775
>Welcome
Just be really, REALLY fucking careful with what you're doing. Remember MGU's original monstergirls.
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>>15238791
Someone's salty.
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>>15238775
That hinges entirely on their execution.
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>>15238801
You gotta actually be doing it on purpose to be Praxis-tier bad though if you have at least some modicum of self-awareness (which I assume most artists do)
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>>15238775
>>15238794
Not to mention the rusalka and krampus girls. The latter might be a bit too much for some, but the former was the inspiration for a fantastic ongoing story.
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>>15238791
But why? We welcome Orcas and speculation on other sortsof monsters, and they're not part of KC's encyclopedia, at least not yet. So what's wrong with an art guy in this thread making something new? This comes with the assumption that the artist isn't bad. Even then, delete pic and move on.
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>>15238794
Wouldn't hummingbird girls be a type of harpy?
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>>15238814
Nothing's wrong. Dude's just overreacting at a topic too wide to be pinned down to a single viewpoint or statement.

>>15238815
I suppose. Well, they're at least distinct enough with their own qualitiesz
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>>15238455
I actually wanted to draw more pictures like that, I just can't think of any combinations I'd think people would be interested in.
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>>15238814
Nothing good ever comes from telling someone who's fresh off the boat to go ahead and make up whatever donut steel they want. That's how you get Sonichu.
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>>15238801
Moss. Fucking moss. Someone went and thought 'I want to fuck moss' and made a MG about it
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>>15238828
>I think you're new, so you could do something sub-par
>So no one should ever do this at all because of that
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>>15238829
DESU I'd fuck moss. It just has to be good moss.

Like how KC made me want to fuck Kelp.
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>>15238763
That was wonderful. Thanks for sharing, anon.
And I agree with your sentiment.
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>>15238715
>>15238747
As the person who wrote the Harpy v. Werebat stuff, see if I care if you want to fight or think it's slander. Truth hurts, baby.
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>>15238829
I mean hey if you can make a cute girl out of it with a gimmick that's not creepy and/or retarded then I'm game.
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>>15238836
If you can't ascertain that he's never been here before, or has only been here for a very short time based on his posts, then I'm pretty sure you're not smart enough to understand whatever explanation you're going to get.

But for everyone else, it's simple. Take the time to lurk and learn how a community does things, and the need to ask dumb questions drops considerably.
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>>15238828
But Sonichu is postmodern commentary of internet beehive poking, autism and the mental state of a man who seriously outside of people utterly obsessed with his every action, is irrelevant.

Also because someone may not be good at drawing, therefore no one should draw OC. Way to cut things off right then and there.
>>15238828
We have literal cloth pussy, armor pussy, sword pussy and egg pussy. What is your point?
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>>15238844
>person who has never held a bird
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>>15238850
Oof, straight into the ad hominem. That was quick.
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Which MG makes for the cutest ditz?
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>>15238858
A cute loli familiar with the magical power equivalent of a nuclear bomb.
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>>15238858
Hobgoblin
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>>15238669
Titania, Demon, Kraken, Apophis, Valkyrie, Troll.
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>>15238852
The point is that if someone who's been here long enough to know what the community likes and tolerates says they'll draw an OC, I would think that most of us would trust them to draw something at least somewhat pleasing regardless of the artistic talent they possess.
That's not true with someone who doesn't. They're just as likely to draw a borderline furry abomination as they are to hit on a good idea.

The point is, if you have to ask that question, you need to lurk more.

>>15238856
Fallacies beget fallacies.
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>>15238876
>Demon
Sorry, I don't like vanilla
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>>15238880
What
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>>15238880
Then it should work out perfectly. She's blueberry.
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>>15238877
How long they've been in these threads in particular is a single and small factor.

Just because they haven't been here long, doesn't mean they're necessarily new to monstergirls or making content.

Hell, if anything, that hammering down and forced assimilation so they fit in with "thread culture" is just going to make things blander.
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>>15238880
How about chocolate?
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>>15238900
2green4me
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>>15238900
Make it a good oppai loli, then we'll talk.
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>>15238902
>>15238911
Perhaps this would suit your taste?
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>>15238919
I said good oppai loli. Not that Dobson-esque travesty.
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>>15238712
>kitsune, hellhound or other wolfgirl
>not better as little girls
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>>15238854
I've actually held a minah bird before. But I'll be damned if you faggots try to force a birdbrain on me over a mofubat.
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>>15238926
Mofu girls are the best at every size!
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>>15238930
Even a nerdbird with tits that'd make Jubjubs understand the concept of breast envy?
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>>15238926
They work well in any position, at any size. I just think those monstergirls on positions of guardianship or wisdom work a little more naturally.
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>>15238934
This is true. Ignoring legitimate obesity and anorexia.
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Would any dream monster girl have too much overlap with nightmares?
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>>15238934
What about a big girl with small mofu?
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>>15238960
I figured that would go without saying. Poor wording on my part.
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>>15238966
I think a girl like that could do with bigger mofu but that's just me. For the record, I am the most shameless fluff huffer.
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>>15238967
You'd think, but there's always some smart-ass looking for an excuse to start shit in the thread.
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The hell is mofu?
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>>15238986
"fluffy" in japanese.
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>>15238986
hownewru
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>>15238966
The quality of the kitsune as a waifu, and their social standing among other kitsune, directly correlates to the quality of their mofu. While size is often the most obvious indicator, other factors such as sheen, softness, cleanliness, and number of tails needs to be taken into account as well.
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>>15238986
japanese onomatopoeia for comfy or fluffy, in the context of this thread mostly referring to fox girls.
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>>15238989
Thanks.
>>15238993
Very. I was thinking it was slang for motherfucker.
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Since it is nearing summer can we get firefly monstergirls yet?
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Paladin girls are cute and deserve love too
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>>15238986
First day here, huh?
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>>15239004
Shouldn't you be reading the Bible or something, Paladin-chan? Get lost.
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>>15239004
She has a boy maker
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>>15239004
if they do then tell me why do they fight
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>>15239003
>Cicadas MGs going apeshit
>Only way to stop them is to shove your dick inside their mouth

I hate insects
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>>15239004
Indeed, I want to cuddle a cute paladin girl and make her blush when I tell her how soft and cozy she feels which also matches her equally cozy and sweet personality.
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>>15239017
>Paladin
>trained warrior
>"soft"

Your delusion is matched only by how fucking annoying you are.
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>>15239021
Paladin's scribe?
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>>15239009
>>15239013
Paladin girls fight because they want you to notice how strong, dependable and worthy of a husband they are.
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>>15238323
I want a Flower Mantis story now. Any writefags give a shit?
>Captcha, select all images with flowers
IT KNOWS
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>>15239016
But why would you hate Bee-chan? She works her hardest and this is how you treat her?
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>>15239028
Cicadas are demon spawn, bees aren't
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>>15239023
Exactly, a cute scribe who can teach me magic as we grow closer together, eventually forming into a loving relationship which I'll seal by confessing to her and sealing it with a passionate kiss on her cute lips.
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>>15239037
But what about her paladin big sis that she is writing about
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>>15239028
I hate you guys, trying to make me love something as dirty as insects.

I'll never lose to bugs!
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>>15239028
They just don't understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
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>>15239040
Is her scribe sis is okay with her also dating me along with her, if so i'll take both of them cuties. If I can't date both her and her big sis, I'll help her big sis find a cute guy to date and love, no matter how difficult it is.
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>>15239044
She's going to force you to love her, if you don't accept her into your heart!
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You ready to spend summer with monstergirls on beaches?
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Didn't do anything other that catch a few spelling mistakes, but please take the time to rate the story in the Strawpoll link attached to the end.

http://pastebin.com/kWiV7L3G
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Spiders scare me but arachne don't
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>>15239078
Yeah because arachnes don't exist haha
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>>15239075
Back from the dead I see.
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>>15239069
I don't like the beach.
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>>15239066
I'm not going to accept her neither on my heart nor my dick, I have the sprays ready in case of emergency .
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>>15239085
Unfortunately, I got a job. But progress continues however slowly.
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>>15239066
Well fie if he isn't going to love the cute bug girls, I will. I'll cuddle them and cheer them up when they feel down as to me, they're not ugly their cuties who's antenna twitch with happiness when you compliment them.
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>>15239069
Bring them some ice packs to cool down
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>>15239028
Bees are fine, upstanding, hard-working citizens. Their cousins the wasps, and their neighbours the hornets, can go fuck right the hell off, preferably into a fire made of more fire.
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>>15239088
Please anon, they just want a cute husband that they can tenderly love
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>>15239069
>build a beautiful sandcastle
>dragon waifu can't resist the urge to destroy it
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>>15239004
A lot of people talk about corrupting Paladins into succusluts, but what about 'purifying' them into holy or angelic monstergirls?
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>>15239109

>>15239093
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>>15239109
They don't deserve love.
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Well, do you support it, Anons? What side is your waifu on?

http://i.imgur.com/vbayctE.png
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>>15239115
I like that idea a lot more, having a strong kind paladin girl becomes a mighty Valkyrie who defends her lover sounds top tier in my books. I wonder how would they feel about becoming Valkyrie's, because if they feel sad about it I'd want to cheer her up and remind her that she still the same wonderful girl I knew since childhood and that my strong love for her hasn't decreased one bit.
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>>15239109
Fuck Beelzebubs especially. Why do they have to like kissing and licking so much, but be so shit? I feel bad for talking like this about them, but goddamn I hate those fucking flies.
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>>15239132
That's really mean, anon! Why do you have to bully insect girls like this?
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>>15239138
>http://i.imgur.com/vbayctE.png
<-
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>>15239138
What the h*ck is a boob
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>>15239145
It's not bullying if it's true.
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>>15239115
Because if they were born that way it's just as horrifying but less sexy.
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Reminder that nerds do it better.
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>>15239145
We gotta at least show respect for the honey bees. They provide delicious honey.
Khepris are nice as well, if we're counting them as insect girls.
I'm not quite as trusting towards Mantises, but they're alright.
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>>15239154
But only with their onaholes.
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>>15239154
>Wanting a Monster Girl that says "BAZINGA"
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>>15239138
I like big boobs that can produce milk.
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>>15239165
He said nerd not autist.
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>>15239075
>http://pastebin.com/kWiV7L3G
I don't mean to rush the process but I can't rate it until something noteworthy happens.
I think your prose is fine.
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>>15239138
I would support big boobs, although I don't know if a Mantis or a Lich would feel the same.
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>>15239170
Ignore the greentext.
Captcha was being weird and that happened by accident.
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>>15238706
>Why would you hate Bee-chan?

Literally because of the Wickerman.
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>>15239166
What a coincidence. I like big boobs that can perform paizuri.
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>>15238763
My fucking dick

Too bad she's a massive slut though
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>>15239170
Each chapter is getting it's own entry, so I'm only really just asking you to rate the prose in the poll. I imagine my hits or thread comments will be an accurate enough measure of my overall plot and consistency etc.

Of course, it's also completely optional.
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>>15239189
I want to rest on a Big Tit Sheep as she cuddles with me in her soft wool!
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>>15239187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1Yg1e0b20&t=1m32s
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>>15239138
Support. Manually.
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>>15239115
>>15239140
>You'll never train an eager squire to become a strong paladin much like yourself
>You'll never be there to support her whenever she enters trials to evaluate her strength and skill against other paladin trainees
>You'll never be there to help her putting on bandages and treating wounds from battles won, telling her how much she reminds you of your younger self when you were just a squire, except this time the squire doesn't have to train alone after losing their master
>You'll never watch proudly as she rises through the ranks to become the strongest paladin-in-training in the whole kingdom, achieving a will as unbreakable as yours through the path of righteousness
>You'll never eventually declare that her training is finally complete when she successfully carries out her very own expedition by herself, before congratulating her for her feats
>You'll never be there to see her go through the final rites of purification before becoming a fully fledged paladin, being the one to bless her soul in the kingdom's cathedral with bible in hand as she kneels in front of the alter, eyes closed
>You'll never be pleased to notice bright, golden sun rays shining down on her aged leather armor through the cathedral's windows during the rites, covering her person in a warm, intense light
>You'll never finish the rites as the sun ray's intensity finally fades, revealing your pupil clad in a beautiful, pristine set of heavenly angel armor, as a divine set of snow-white wings unfold behind her back, greatly surprising her when she opens her eyes
>You'll never be extremely happy to tell her that she has been chosen by the heavens to become an angelic champion, a step above the rank of a paladin that very few warriors can achieve
>You'll never finally send your pupil off to bring peace and order to the world, for she no longer needs your guidance, as you've taught her everything you know
>She'll never give you a tight hug, tears flowing from her eyes, before eagerly hovering away to make you proud
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>>15239075
>give a rate at the poll
>mine's the only one yet
>now the 3/5 score I gave it stands out
Just for the record, I liked it enough and wanted to give it a fair 4, just rated a star lower last moment for the sake of balancing the expected higher scores people usually give in these cases, in a way. Attempt at being smartass gone wrong.
It's hard to rate a short entry where almost nothing happens, but as said above the prose's fine. A little unwieldy to my tastes.
The outset seems promising too. I'll be looking forward to continuation.
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>>15239299
Based on what you said about it, if I had that opinion about a writefaggotry, I'd probably rate it 3/5 since like you said, nothing's happened yet and it's short and somewhat clumsily written.

That said, I'm not afraid of low scores. I don't expect something I make up as I go along to score well. Especially since I don't really know how to write, whatever that really means.
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>>15239294
That sounds wonderful, I hope she helps out all in need regardless of weather they are monster girl or human so long as they are of good nature. meanwhile defeating any and all who wish to harm the innocent or are evil. This reminds me of why I love Valkyrie so much and rank them as one of my top 5 favorite monster girls.
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>>15239294
Marriage when
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Was the hummingbird girl a drawing or part of a story?
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>>15239327
Story? Yes.
Art? No.
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>>15239138
Support with both hands.
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>>15239367
How can those tiny wings support her weight during flight?
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>>15239367
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>>15239367
>Shorts
>Under a cheongsam or whatever you call those China dresses
Haram. You're not even supposed to wear panties under those, what is she thinking?
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>>15239367
I hope she delivers food better than that succubutt.
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Gerting back into ASMR after a few months of abstinence is great. Do we have any monstergirl stories with ASMR in them?
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>>15239317
Exactly. A good paladin fights for those who can't, regardless of race or species.

>>15239322
>Marrying her tutor
She's young, she can find much better guys. Why would she want an old man like her master?
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A collar is nice to get from your favorite monster girl
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>>15239390
Is it possible to induce ASMR with text? I assume you're asking about xperiences that might induce ASMR, but without them tingles I don't really see the point.
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How about spade tails?
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>>15239409
>that art
>freckles on a demongirl
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>>15239394
Indeed, for by helping the helpless we can make not only the world a better place, but also inspire others to be the very best they can be as well and all can get along in peaceful coexistence. It also helps to make you even stronger both in body and in spirit, for anyone with the right heart and the want to make the world a better place can be a paladin.
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>>15239409

>no
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Can a cat become a witch?
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>>15239433
I though Kikis were Slavic not Hispanic
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>>15239409
Spade tails are always nice, especially the thinner ones that can wrap around you like in the comic.
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>>15239443
What about BIG BLACK SPADES
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arachne pedipalp hugs
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>>15239440
It's clearly a faggot cat
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>>15239409
>>15239454
I like them, especially when you're cuddling and she uses it to wrap you in the tightest hug ever, especially if at the same time she is wrapping her wings around your body to further create a most intimate of moments. They're also great when they wrap around you due to them feeling nervous or scared, a spade tail is a great way to tell what kind of emotions a succubus is feeling and how she feels about you.
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>>15239462
Is nice.
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>>15239465
I was more focused on the maid outfit rather than the tail
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>>15238938
>>15238938
Late as fuck response. But I don't really care for Harpies at all, my taste by thread definition would be boring/shit when it comes to monstergirls.
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>>15239367
draco a cute
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How would monstergirls react to a man who can't cum?
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>>15239472
That's stupid
Anyone can wear maid outfit but only one faggot cat has purple tail and ears
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>>15239462
Are great to have, especially if they're attached to an arachne who's very sweet and kind. You ave her spoon you and run her hand through your hair, using her pedipalps to make sure you feel as comfortable as can be. This of course is even better when you add in the fact she's holding you to her bosom and letting you listen to her heartbeat, a smile forming on her face due to just how happy she is to see you are enjoying it just as much as she is.
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>>15239395
I gave her a diamond necklace and she just gives me a leather collar? My dick is confused.
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I had this idea
>Dream Stalker
>A human female with an affinity for astral projection and unresolved feelings towards a man may attract demonic energy in her sleep. The energy slips into the empty spaces of her loosely connected body and spirit, causing it to splinter further.
>The waking half of a dream stalker is cool headed, and fully identifies with its dream half. The dream half is energetic, claims to be a completely different from the waking half, and often gets lost while trying to find the dream world of the man she likes.
>Trolling nightmares is also the favorite past time of dream stalkers.
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>>15239418
>Hating on freckles on anything
Fite me, m8.

>>15239440
Kikis should come in all sorts of flavors. Hispanic kikis, Slav kikis, Yamato kikis and the obligatory French kiki. I really want to find the slav kiki squatting with a pack of sunflower seeds when she thinks I'm not around, only to promptly end her stammering by imitation Slav squatting and sticking my out for some seeds. Good times, but I'm sure she'd never let anyone else see her master in such a state.
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>>15239496
clearly an anon with zero cuddle experience
It's okay anon we can't all be disgusting faggots into 3dpd
You know, you'd always be the little spoon with an arachne. Which is great to be. Being the little spoon is wonderful, it's full of warmth and love.
Wouldn't you need a cali king and huge dooways for an arachne?
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>>15239516
Slav kiki better share her sunflower seeds cause those are great
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>>15239533
>Wouldn't you need a cali king
Probably a better idea would just be a larqe square of padding on the carpet for cost effectiveness and to minimize THROUGH THE FLOOR frame breakage.

>huge dooways for an arachne
Possible, but I imagine she could fairly easily do that folding up thing spiders do to get through normal size ones if there's room on the other side to turn after she's through. It'd be mesmerizing and unnerving to watch at the same time.

>>15239541
Slav kiki would share her everything with you. Nothing bonds two people together like sunflower seeds and cheap booze.
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>>15239533
That's what I meant when I said that she spoons me, I was referring to the fact I'm the little spoon. Also I do know how to cuddle and have enough experience that i can cuddle any monster girl and even even give them better cuddles than even some yeti's, also don't pulling out 3dpd stuff out of nowhere that's not even remotely true at all.
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>you will never get a footjob from a delicious brown Anubis
>An Anubis will never snap and go full nympho on you
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>Excuse me, miss!
>There must be someone you've confused me for
>If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
>I go to church on sunday, truly, usually more!
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Accept the love of superior kiki.
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>>15239584
Naw.
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>>15239584
She looks wonky as fuck.
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>>15239584
Why can't I just accept the love of all kikis, kikimora's are great and can all be equally loved?
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>>15238583
I'd make a sport out of those hips.
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what if every monster hated you
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>>15239607
Why would they hate me? I'm just minding my own business.
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>>15239607
Then I guess I'd have a best friend and talk with him all the time about how monstergirls are icky gross.
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>>15239607
Story of my life right there
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>>15239607
How do you even achieve that when a bunch of 'mindbreak a man into a cumpump' girls exist?
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>>15239607
No different than the thread hating me or any woman whom I don't share drinks or money with.
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>>15239615
You become a man even MG can't stand. It's a difficult task, but possible. I swear we had this conversation just last night.
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>>15239615
Just be a bad person in general? It's pretty easy to become a villain.
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What monster girl is the semenest of demons?
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>>15239607
We're going to make that hate loop back around into a kind of twisted affection.
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>>15239622
Semen slime
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>>15239621
>Implying villains don't get girls throwing themselves at them
You'd have to be the most uncaring, misanthropic, genocidal being on the planet to avoid getting even the most shit tier of monsters.
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>>15239630
>2016
>Not being a schizoid villain who hates the presence of others and works alone
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>>15239630
Well, we are human
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>>15239558
Was this a parody of a Deviantart post? If so, well done.

>>15239622
Yer mum.
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>>15239646
No, I don't even know what you mean by that, I don't comment on Deviantart.
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>>15239367
>Draco Centauros
My nigga.
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>>15234941
Well, ain't that a cute looking Mindflayer. I wanna nimunimunimu her cheeks.

don't tell the flayers I said this
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>>15239562
Well, since someone said the magic word...
It's "Anubis", by the way. And sadly the image below is not relevant in any other way.
Which is shame, because foot-pawjobs sound fantastic.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3176485
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Why is Eros so best?
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>>15239498
Seems like she would eventually turn once enough energy builds up.
>dream stalker and nightmare interested in the same man
>spend nights one upping each other, causing him to wake up drained and exhausted
>ends up going to the busty cc flayer to make the Voices stop
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Yandere Houris
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>>15239720
Houris are already so incredibly lewd that transposing any archetype onto them has nearly no effect.
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>>15239688
Didn't someone in this thread draw that way back when?
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>>15239720
Yandere Wendigo.
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>>15239711
>It doesn't work because there's nothing wrong with his head to begin with
>Additionally, the man now has a dream stalker, a nightmare, and a CC mindflayer fucking with his mind on a nightly (or daily where possible) basis
Stu.tiff.
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>>15239627
Literally the counterpart to Humpty Dumpty.

Does fucking a semen slime girl consider you a gay?
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>>15239627
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>>15239584
oh god from all my stuff you had to choose the worst one. argh. i'll do better next time.
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>>15239784
Not him, but I never figured you browsed this place.
>>15239785
Is that a Kejourou, a hot slut with long hair, or both?
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>>15239711
I meant to imply that the splintering is them turning into a monster.

In the beginning, a dream stalker's dream half can't easily navigate and ends up unintentionally disturbing the sleep of bystanders, unless it was a knowledgeable woman who transformed deliberately. Once they can consistently find their way to the target of their affection, they also end up accidentally disturbing his sleep until they learn to be gentler on the mind. Whether or not they attempt immediate dream rape or go for the gradual approach depends on what they were like before turning into a monster. A universal change among dream stalkers is an increase in "boldness". As a dream stalker can only be created from a woman who didn't want to overstep boundaries to reach the man they like, the transformation into a monster inevitably empowers them to cross those boundaries. If this involves being yandere, then you have a deadpan yandere wake half plus a genki yandere dream half.
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>>15239788
>Is that a Kejourou, a hot slut with long hair, or both?

It's probably a Kejourou but I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I found it posted here but I haven't been able to find it elsewhere.
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>>15239753
>nail polish
What a slut!
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>>15239788
A kejourou is always the second by default. That "or both" was unnecessary and offensive, sir.
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>>15239788
i lurk once in a while to see who's winning the Monsterbowl.
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>>15239817
Wait, we have a Monsterbowl? Geez oh man, and I've been browsing this place since the /a/ days.
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>>15239607
Wasn't there a story about a guy who was hated by every monster girl except that one random Tentacle girl in the middle of the woods?
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>>15239832
Yeap, his energy was literally shit
Good thing plants like shit
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Ok Anons, whats the one waifu you want off the top of your head, could be something simple like a kobold or something extravagant.

I'll start off.

Maydere super soldier lizardman with plenty of muscle.
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>>15239853
Deruella.
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>>15239853
Yandere tutor sugar momma who motivates me to be better at everything I do.
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>>15239855
there's nothing wrong with that.

>>15239856
Sounds like quite the motivator.
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>>15239858
If I added muh fetishes we'd be here all day.
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>>15239853
Ice phoenix harpy. Still my waifu.
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>>15239817
I believe Ushi-Oni won the monsterbowl.
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>>15239853
Top of my head I want a kiki to love me tenderly and help me get my shit together. I'm a slut though, so it's not like I'd pick the same thing every time; I blame the thread's recent discussion for this choice. Other potential options include...
>A cuddly kraken to adventure with where life is better down where it's wetter in her pussy
>A holstaur for all manner of breast related fun and, again, tender loving
>A dark priest or blueberry succubus to teach me all manner of lewd things
>A lich with whom I can do SCIENCE and maybe learn some magic be it necromancy or otherwise.
>An alp to playfully (and sexually) bully until she's "stage 3." Don't you fucking judge me.

I basically just want to get laid without effort and hang out, everything else is a bonus.
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>>15239861
Go for it. We got time.


>>15239865
Sounds cuddly.
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>>15239853
A 7ft tall, big tittied Undead version of a species I like that can also lactate like a Holstaur.
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>You wake up to a pressure on your lower body
>The dream stalker that has been raping you in your dreams is sitting on you in-the-flesh.
>"I have decided that we will make love in person today."
>You let out a yell and start struggling.
>"The others cannot hear you. My magic has granted me the ability to lock them in slumber until I will otherwise. Now stop struggling before I have to use it on you like I did last time."
>You don't remember this happening before.
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>>15239867
Those all sound quite nice

>>15239871
Sounds quite nice, what species would you prefer?
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>>15239869
Okay I was exaggerating, it's only: antennae job, paizuri, blowjob, licking tattoos, footjobs with her insect legs, lactation, 69, edging, handjobs, drug induced haze from her venom bites, biting in general, constriction, asmr, head scratches, reverse making press, from behind by lifting her centipede body up and slamming her puss, cowgirl and missionary.
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>>15239720
Yandere Wurms!
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>>15239876
Is it a Nightmare or an Alp?
>>15239883
How do you even?
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>>15239879
>what species would you prefer?
Kitsune, Elf, Kikimora, Werewolf, and Arachne.
Milky undead Hellhounds and Demons would also be interesting.
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>>15239882
Sounds like you want an ommukade.
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>>15239889
An undead arachne would be especially fun.
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>>15239892
Tell me about Undead Arachne. Is her webbing all droopy and frail?
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>>15239890
I am thirstier for Oomukade than a man without water in the Sahara. The only reason why I don't add a bunch of Oomukade commissions like Gazer man is my tight budget of 0 dollars.
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>>15239867
This list is missing fluff. My taste isn't very diverse today. Maybe a hinezumi with whom I can Kung Fu it up? Those are nice.
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>>15239897
Not unless they achieve Wighthood.
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>>15239898
Would you like unbearable stench with that, sah?
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>>15239907
>meme stench

Oi der yah sunuvabich say dat to muh face yah fuckin two bit cunt
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>>15239911
That's all Oomukade is. It didn't have to be this way. You could have stopped this.
Have a Giant Enemy Crab instead!
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>>15239720
Adding yandere makes just about everything better.
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>>15233567
>>15233576
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>>15239853
>something simple like a kobold
You know me too well anon, I want a Kobold waifu.
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>>15239917
I've had enough of those, thanks.
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>>15239923
oh god is it raining wurms?

yeah, lets stay home please
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>>15239923
>Casual Ryu
Cute as fuck
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>>15239925
Banged a crab until she's sick of it and worn out? Don't worry, she can just dive inna mud and come out seconds later fully rejuvenated and ready for more!
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>>15239917
No! I want an Oomukade and she doesn't fucking smell it's not in the KC profile you lying jerk stop with your goddamn thread canon gah

Also fuck you, and fuck your literal cancer.
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>>15239927
>raining wurms
Now that's what I call a meteor shower!
>>15239932
You seem upset.
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>>15239853
Someone who can heal a broken heart and a troubled soul.
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>>15239927
>yeah, lets stay home please
I hope you have a really strong roof and/or good insurance.
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>>15239937
Yes I am you jerk.
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>>15239939
Oh, don't even get me started on insurance anon, I know all about insurance!
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>>15239941
Why? The girl can't help her glands.
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>>15239853
Big tittied kuudere Lich that only really shows me her love when we're alowe.
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>You come to your senses in the dream world, tied up in what looks like a dungeon
>The dream stalker is standing front of you in a dominatrix outfit with her usual happy demeanor
>"I was sorting through your memories of the day like always do and saw that you looked at a girl today."
>She starts walking in circles with exaggerated movements.
>"Anon has to be punished~ anon has to be punished~ anon has to b-whaa!"
>She trips on the whip she was holding and left dangling, but quickly scrambles to her feet.
>"Well anyway, since were in a dream, I don't have to hold back, isn't that great?! I get to cause you lots and LOTS of pain."
>The first lash hits you, and sure enough, the pain is quite real.
>"I never told you how many lashes you'd get for this. Do you want to know, or do you want me to surprise you~"
>She continues her onslaught. After the ninth lash, she speaks again.
>"I wonder if scars I give you here correspond with mental scars. That would be pretty funny, right?"
>She continues giggling while striking you again and again.
>After waking up, you are left with only the memory of the pain, but you flinch anytime something lightly touches your back.
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>>15239853
At the moment in the mood for a fit tomboy Salamander who's a little bit older than me. We'll see if that changes in the future.
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>>15239943
Centipedes irl don't smell and neither does she in KC's stuff.
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>>15239949
Yeah, well. You should have thought of that before you made Alp the King of /mgt/
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>>15239947
That’s pretty disturbing.
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Alright everyone, roll a monster.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Got a Cait Sith or a Matango? Too bad, no re-rolls.

This girl is dressed in an erotic outfit and is giving you a very lewd and private lap dance, in a way best accustomed to her species.

What is it like? Did you get lucky? Or will your screams for help travel for miles?
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>>15239947
Oh look, it's purge 'o clock. Now where was that wheel?
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>>15239955
I never did, what's next you think I'm Alp the writer?
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>>15239947
no thanks mate, i'll pass
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>>15239958
>Ryu
I have no idea what this will do to the weather, but I am all fucking for it.
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I just want to tell awful dad jokes to my daughterus friends. Is that too much to ask for?
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>>15239958
>Mummy
>Classical dance of her people

This is like poetry.
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>>15239965
As if he would ever try to deny his greatest creation.
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>>15239958
I rolled the index. Did I just score a harem? Do I have to coax the other girls to flambe the matango before they start or will they do it of their own accord?
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>>15239958
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shoggoth
There's going to be a lot of wiggling here. Also she's less giving me a lap dance as she's pouring all over me.
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>>15239958
>nightmare
My legs are broken now
Thanks horse pussy
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>a flat tsundere holstaurus will never breastfeed you
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>>15239972
Huh, usually that link doesn't mess up. Don't know what to trust anymore.

Alright, you're given a menu which has a selection of different girls, and you can pick any species you want.
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>>15239958
>Anubis
I'm making her a mother tonight.
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>>15239886
>Is it a Nightmare or an Alp?
It's my crappy original monster. What made you think it could be an Alp? Are Alps the default yandere monster girl?
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>>15239923
>That tail ring
Top wife.

>>15239924
Something simple is good.

>>15239938
Sounds like you need a familiar.

>>15239944
That sounds great.
Would you wake up to marshmallow hell?

>>15239948
Would she have that booty?
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>>15239958
>Thunderbird
All of the electricity is going to give me a perma-boner.
But she would be really hot as well.
I actually like this one.
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>>15239978
The REAL lap dance will happen later that night, in your dreams.

That's where things will get intense.
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>>15239958
>Wurm
NO
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>>15239987
>Would she have that booty?
I'm an ass-man, so yes.
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>>15239975
Shoggoths are impressive imitators. Prepare for a big bouncy purple butt grinding against your lap and try not to squeeze the arms of the oddly purple chair too hard. Something might happen
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>>15239996
My maid is best maid.
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>>15239982
Well shit. If I get a choice for a lapdance I don't know that there even ARE any choices aside from kejourou and apsara. I can flip a coin but I'm going to enjoy this either way.
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>>15239992
RIP Anon.

I'll be sure to send what's left of you to your next of kin.
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>>15239987
>Would you wake up to marshmallow hell?
Yes. And that would be how I would wake up most days.
And afterwards she’d probably kiss me and then go about her day like nothing happened.

>>15239992
So how about them broken bones anon?
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>>15239975
>>15239996
>When a Shoggoth gives you a lap dance, she is the chair as well as the dancer.

Too lewd.
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>>15239958
>Demon Lord
Am I allowed to re-roll?
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>>15239923
Saucy.
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>>15240003
Well at least it'd be cheap. I mean, he'd basically be pulped so all you'd need to do is scrape him off of the wurm, cremate him and ship a five pound package. Easy.

>>15240008
It gets better: she could also be your pants. Don't even think you'd be allowed underwear, either.
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>>15239958
>Holstaurus
>Starts stripping and dancing to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4
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>>15239958
>Wisp

The erotic fire dance.
I'm held in place by iron while she works her seductive moves; the only light being a small ball of flame just bright enough to illuminate traces of her body.
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>>15239937
>giantess
Fuck that shit.
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>>15239994
Would shower sex happen after a workout?


>>15240006

A pouting little lich giving you a kiss on the forehead to begin the day?
Sounds good.
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>>15239996
>a big bouncy purple butt
I wish Shogs had ass-focused art.
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>>15240019
>shower sex
>after a workout
Sex first, shower after. Gotta make use of that slippery sweat to add a layer of challenge to the wrasslin' sex.
More sex in the shower follows, of course.
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>>15239958
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

> Mermaid

Just sit there uncomfortably as she tries her best, fall flat on her ass, then comfort her, and take her home for a pity dicking.
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>>15240024
Just be sure to take it slow once she's pregnant.
Gotta be gentle till the younglings come out....
Salamanders do lay eggs, right?
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>>15239958
>Lich

It's very subdued, almost mechanical, and some skellies are taking notes on every reaction to her movements. Bizarrely, she's actually wearing more now than she normally does, what with going commando under the cloak.
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>>15240033
Sure they lay eggs. In the pool. The eggs can hang out and hatch on their own though, so we can enjoy ourselves freely.
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>>15240019
>A pouting little lich giving you a kiss on the forehead to begin the day?
Yes, She probably has a :< face as well. And the would be cute as hell.
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>>15239966
They're not always like this, but they're boring otherwise.
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>>15240040
You'd also probably see her go full to term and sporting a big preggo belly far sooner than normal.

>>15240044
That it would.
You may even see her blush a little if you pat her head or return one to her forehead.
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>>15239958
>Liliraune
How does this work, do they take me into the flower or because they're rooted have to sit their sadly unable to do much?
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>>15239958
I hope you don't mind me rolling three girls because I wanted variety.

>First girl is an Unagi Joro
Ever wondered what it'd be like to mix a Nuru massage with a lapdance? Here's your answer, it's a slimy eel mermaid in a too-small bikini.

>Second girl is a Wight
Plenty of slow sensual grinding with her ass mere centimeters away from my crotch. The costume would probably be some classy see-through lingerie.

>Last girl is a Cheshire Cat
She's only wearing stockings and bridal gloves. Nothing else. The dance is wild and sensual and before I know it my pants are gone and I'm balls deep in a lewd cat still swaying her hips around.
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>>15239983
You are one lucky SoB.

>>15239986
In traditional mythology, Alps and Nightmares are the same thing. When KC adapted them to his MGE, he made the "Nightmare" a centaur because puns, and then "Alp" a transsexual because...I dunno.

I think I read into it and found a fitting enough stream of logic for it once, but I forgot, and I don't feel like looking into it again right now.
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>>15239958
>Alice

That's too cute for me to get aroused.

She'll be getting headpats and a hot chocolate from the bar for being a good girl instead.
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>>15240029
Who said you where getting a lap dance from her on dry land, you could just be doing this as you both are sitting in shallow water. Looking at it this way makes getting a alp dance from her all the more exciting and allows her to put on the best performance she can.
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>>15240097
>You will never get a lap dance from a group of lewd mermaid girls while wearing a diving suit.
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>>15239958
>Mimiru Miltie
I need a reroll
>>15240095
That's how you bang them, anon.
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>>15240108
That actually sounds like it could be fun. As for me I'd rather take a cute mermaid and engage in some underwater ballroom dancing as we move to the music in the sea.
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>>15240125
Safer than sharks, they might get too rough and puncture the suit.

Or worse, steal your O2 tank and force you to french kiss them for the air you need to breathe.
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>>15240142
Horrible.
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>>15240154
Hey, at least they're not dolphins.
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>>15240157
>dolphin rape noises intensify
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>>15239958
>Shoggoth
o shi-
>>
What is up with the majin classification?
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>>15239958
>Sea Bishop

I'd have to be in a pool or something but I'd certainly enjoy it for all its worth.
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>>15240170
Buu!
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>>15240179
It's all a ruse to get you to convert to Poseidon!
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>>15240189
Only converting going on is her into my wife.
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>>15240142
They aren't that dangerous to deal with, a bop on the nose is enough to get them not to assault me. Also if those cute shark girls wish to date me, they're going to have to try and talk with me, as i'd like to get to know them and possibly see if we have good relationship chemistry.
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It's here
http://exhentai.org/g/934605/fe579f521c/
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>>15240253
moff a SHIT
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>>15240253
YES.
Now to get excited for the english release.
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>>15240253
KITAAAAAAAAA
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>>15240258
Please, the moffs are the best girls, tacticians and rulers without peers!
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>>15240258
I'm afraid you have a case of shit taste.
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>>15240253
Moff wife!
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>>15240253
We need more monster girls in sexy lingerie. At last, a happy ending.
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>>15240273
So fluffy.
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>>15239879
Ghoul lamia/Shirohebi
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>>15240170
In the MGE, the Designation "Majin" generally refers to MGs on the far end of the "Girl" spectrum; ie. Nigh-on-Human in appearance. Witches, Kitsune-Tsuki, Kejourou and Dhampirs all fall into this category. The Kanji used can be translated as "Demon, evil spirit, or witch", and when used in conjunction is shortened simply to "Ma". It is in fact the very same "Ma" in "Mamono", KC's choice in word for "Monster". The "mono" character, meanwhile can mean "matter, object, or thing". Dissecting the choice in words, a "Monster" could therefore be described as an "Evil Thing", with the "Thing" essentially being a blank for whatever monstrous trait. Thus you could say that majin-types are called such because they mostly lack that extra "Thing" that sets them apart from humans.

So, tl;dr, Majin = Cosplay Tier.
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>>15240253
>http://exhentai.org/g/934605/fe579f521c/
>All this cute
>All this lewd
>No fucked up tweest at the end
Wonderful.
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>>15240253
I want to tzich that moth!
>>
Make MGC safe again! Voter Diana Gimp, the president of Dark Elves And Tame Humans, or D.E.A.T.H., for mayor!
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>>15240253
What the hell, I expected sexual horror, not vanilla happy times. There's got to be some horrific twist in the dialogue, there has to be. This reads like a fantasy the moth conjured in the now mindbroken mc.
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Remember, the only reason paladin girls dislike monster girls is because they can't compete.
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>>15240284
Imagine the blowjobs.
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>>15240343
But I like the proportions of the human girl more.
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>>15240343
Can a paladin and monstergirl get along?
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Hiya anon!
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>>15240412
If the paladin gives into her feelings for that one squire she has a crush on and turns into a monstergirl.
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>>15240423
Why does that fox look so huggable?
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>>15240310
http://exhentai.org/s/78fa182362/934605-17
>If you were to cheat on me, I wonder what I would do...?
>I won't do it, but in any case, what WOULD you do?
>If you did it...
>I won't do it.
>I'm so glad... Ufufu...

>Geez...

>There's no way I would cheat on you.
>But...

>L-loving you(?) is... Just pure white, I mean...

>D-[next page: DARLING!]

Something like this, I'm having throuble with the last panel. She's still very yan, but he's dealing with it appropriately.
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>>15240343
How wrong is it that I would completely ignore the titty monster for that cute paladin?
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>>15240423
Yahallo!
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>>15240423
I really really REALLY wanna touch her ears.
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>>15240438
Thank you for the translations, and I might be able to typeset it when I have the time, but what about the time loop? When did he accept her love and how did he convince her to leave the shack? Or is it all an illusion and they're still in the shack?

I shouldn't have to think this hard for a porn comic from Japan, but that plot point is intertwined with how the characters act up to and including the sex.
>>
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, please make sure to get your waifu fitted for a dress, even if she isn't the type that's fit for them.

Darn ogres and their muscles.
It's like she doesn't realize how cute she looks in something frilly.
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>>15240453
>what about the time loop?
I can't deal with the wall of text on the first page, and there doesn't seem to be any reference to it elsewhere. You just have to wait for a real translator.
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>>15240343
>every boob is bigger than her head
Abomination tier desu senpai
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>>15240467
Not sure if I should dress an alp in something frilly or something lewd.

Or put her in a tux.
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>>15240467
I wish for gothloli musclegirls.
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>>15240487
Frilly.
Always go frilly.
Makes them look cute.

>>15240497
A rare but excellent combination.
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>>15240473
That's okay, sorry if I was pressuring you into making a translation script. I just wanted to have something else to do other than my speech.

>Google cares about the kids
>Writing how corporations provide charity and their methods
>Provides irrelevant links that don't explain how kids benefit from programs they trust

In monster girl land search engines get you what you want AND give you the perfect e fleshlight massage.
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>>15240499
I'm thirsty as hell for gothlolis. Any girl would do, Ushi-Oni, Paladin, Manticore, Monoeye, Oomukade... I'd creampie her over and over until her belly pulled the silky fabric of her frilly dress tight.
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>>15240517
Cumflating a gothloli ushi?

I can dig it.
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>>15240524
I'm going to need a crate of jizz enhancer potions to fill her up but by god I will do it. I will look into her eyes as my lust fills her huge body up little by little.
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>>15240540
Man truly is the real monster.
>>
>Wake up
>Jiangshi waifu is still asleep, hugging me from the side
>Her rigor mortis kicked in and I'm stuck in her embrace
>Shake her up
>She wakes up instantly in a horrific fashion
>We greet each other and talk for a bit
>She manages to undo her hug
>Have our usual morning sex
>She can move just fine now
>Go run some errands while she does her thing
>Come back to a full breakfast
>We enjoy breakfast together
>Want to take a walk while she wants sex again
>We argue for a bit until she decides to just rape me
>She makes up for it by being even nicer than usual
>We spend the rest of the day doing various things, including practicing martial art and magic
>Go to sleep together
>Life is good
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>>15240595
I want to watch her glee turn into disbelief and then horror as I never stop cumming inside her. After filling her up from dawn to dusk she'd be in tears, knowing that she's surely pregnant and her plans for the future are ruined. She won't be able to party or rape anyone ever again. She'll have to marry me and become my loving housewife.
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>>15240600
>get raped
>still stay with her instead of calling the cops
Poor thing.
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>>15240667
But is it really rape if you are married to her?
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>>15240672
Well, I, err, umm. Did he cum?
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>>15240672
Yes. Marital rape is a crime, you know!
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>>15240678
Not in MGC.
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>>15240681
Then we need to start a men's rights movement in MGC to fight these outdated matriarchal laws.
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>>15240682
You tell 'em m'lord!
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>>15240682
*tip bonnet*
My lord!
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>>15240690
>>15240693
I just wish I could find a nice lady who would respect me!
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>>15240695
Try a Unicorn. Clippety clop, you make her heart hop!
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>>15240682
Pfft. Shows what you know dudebro faggot.

Men have the right to rape their monster wives, just as much as monster wives have the right to rape their husbands! It's perfectly fair.
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>>15240433
>>15240423
She's the genki, girl-next-door neighbor you always played with when you both where kids.
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>>15240809
I wanna fuck her.
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>>15240809
More like the girl who used to be my baby-sitter when my parents were on their second and third honeymoons.
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>>15240842
The one that took your virginity when you were 11 and she was 15?
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>>15240867
That's the one.
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>>15240871
That was rape, anon. She raped you. It was wrong. You're traumatized. You might think you love her, but it's actually just stockholm syndrome.
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>>15240890
>rape
I touched her tail without permission so if anyone is a victim here it's her!
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>>15240892
I fully agree, just like how the Scylla who raped me after I licked her tentacle is the victim

Touching a girl's sensitive part without her permission is much worse than rape, we got off lightly
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>>15239399
I've read about certain things and gotten the same tingles from imagining the written scenario, sure. Also, even certain words used in writing can be quite pleasing to certain people. In the right context, they could cause ASMR even just through reading them in your head.
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Ded.
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>>15241184
Like your hopes for the future?
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>>15241184
Like yo waifu!
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>>15241184
Just dead hours + image limit.
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>>15241190
Joke's on you, I never had any to start with.
>>15241192
Possibly.
http://i.imgur.com/M633BjD.jpg
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>>15241200
It just means it's undead time, let's talk about how Wights are olev and Zombies are shit.
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>>15241204
I bet my dick that I could win against a Wight in a thumb fight.
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>>15241204
Hey now, without zombies there would be no Wights.

That said Wights are far better, I want to drink wine out of a Wight's cleavage!
>>
>>15239969
Especially given the context of that picture, what are monster girl dad jokes even like?
How do you combine lewd with groaningly bad?
>>
>>15241208
>>15241231
I want to thumb fight a Wight for the right to drink wine out of her cleavage!
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>>15241256
But what does she get if she wins?
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>>15241259
What happens if i bet my dick like that other Anon?
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>>15241204
Fuck you, zombies are cute.
>>
FAT CAT ASS
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>>15241204
>Zombies are shit
No, you're thinking mummies. Shittier sand zombies. Zombies a cute and deserve all the cuddles. Zombies will cuddle you through the night even though they don't really need the sleep that much, and they could be doing more productive zombie things like staring at uncooked steak. Their higher thought functions don't work either, so the intuition of zombies works on overdrive. She can sense how you're feeling and exactly what you need. Ever had a zombie try and nurse you when you're sick?
>>
>>15241281
Cats are sleeping.
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>>15241295
I want a Zombie to invade my personal space without realizing it!
>>
>>15241308
>Look at her in irritation
>If she had a tail it would be running a million miles an hour, so happy is she that you are simply looking at her
>Can't help but lose all that irritation and pull her into a hug
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>>15241325
Can Zombies be made into cuddlesluts? and more importantly, will it remain when she transforms into a Wight?
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>>15241335
Zombies are born cuddle sluts
> will it remain when she transforms into a Wight?
I once had the idea of a wight who loved her zombie years so much that she managed to pretend to be a zombie for a good six months before slipping up, soaking up all the delicious cuddles and care
>>
>>15241335
Yes.

Yes, but mostly in private. She'll likely act all dignified when she's in public with you
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>>15240067
>Wight lap dance
I imagine they do stuff like that in private all the time that other high level/class monsters would find too degrading or submissive.
>>
>>15241354
That seems like a good story actually.
>>
>>15241335
All Zombies are born cuddle sluts.
>will it remain when she transforms into a Wight?
Absolutely.

>>15241354
>a wight who loved her zombie
I hope that's a typo anon.

But I like your idea.
>>
>page 9
>all images used
>ded thread
You're all jerks!
>>
>>15239958
Late to the party but why not.
>Baphomet
I want this. They have tons of confidence due to their standing and that's one of the most important things when it comes to a lapdance.

She could also use her weapon as a makeshift pole and her top tier magic could be used to create some interesting lighting effects.
>>
>>15241402
I blame the monsters, they are the ones that forced us.
>>
>>15241416
What, by being adorable?
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>>15241420
By stealing our lands, our wealth, our lives and imposing their extremely aggressive colonialism and triple taxation.
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>>15241446
At least we still have our purity of essence.
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>>15241388
>I hope that's a typo anon.
It isn't?
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>>15241420
By being lewd and forcing us to spread monster culture.
>>
I need a theme for when someone snaps
like when a Valkyrie goes dark or just a monster going feral with lust or something.
>>
>>15241448
They can tax your semen as well, you know.
>>
>>15241457
So you're saying they want to take our precious bodily fluids?
>>
>>15241388
I don't think it was a typo. "Loved her zombie years" probably means that she enjoyed the time when she was a zombie.
>>
Would you name your Koboldtheru Dogmeat?
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>>15241495
Absolutely not.
>>
>>15241495
No.
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>>15241456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5dZnNjC2kk
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>>15241507
Aww.
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>>15241495
I would name her Rex.
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>>15241495
But she's already got a name anon!
>>
http://sta.sh/01si9v0793jm
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>>15241528
Yeah? Prove it.
>>
>>15241532
cute!
>>
>>15241535
But I was saving it for when I finally finish my story...
>>
>>15241532
They're having fun.
>>
>>15241532
wock gotta nice hair
>>
remember to keep the hobo vampires away from the raw meat
>>
>>15241539
Oh yeah? Well, uhh, your story sucks!
>>15241544
Hobo Vampires? Damn, Junko's got the weirdest friends. We never should have let her move here.
>>
>>15241548
>your story sucks!
I'm well aware of this anon, I've barely written anything at all. Feels bad, man.
>>
>>15241552
Don't feel bad about it, I've written lots over the years, under different names even, and I still suck.
>>
>>15241557
I know that feel anon, it's not a nice feel.
>>
>>15241516
>Blood riot leona
man I want to stick my dick in that kind of crazy
>>
>>15241456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qF2ZyUFGHo
alternatively https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDCRJqRDsVw
>>
>>15241591
>Etrian Odyssey 3
My nigga
>>
>>15241591
>tfw no Ryu to play Godhand with
>She'll never shout DRAGON KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY milky way
>>
>>15241652
I can only imagine her singing that while she does dishes.
>>
Swamp Kelp-chan was once a a female human scientist, assisting a Lich. Things went horribly wrong, but also horribly right.
Let's all go back to the buoy!
>>
>>15241700
SPOOPY
>>
>>15241719
Nothing spoopy about it. Sex with Swamp Kelp is the most spiritual experience imaginable.
>>
I want to ascend from the shallow desire for sex. How can I achieve this?
>>
>>15241737
Castration.
>>
>>15241737
Get gangbanged by a group of /fit/ ushi-onis so hard that you'll never want to see another vagina in your life.
Disclaimer: may or may not backfire and make you want sex even more.
>>
>>15241737
Stop browsing Monster Girl Thread, for once.
>>
>>15241532
I love group images of cute waifus doing cute thing. They're so comfy, like a slice-of-life. We need more of them.
>>
>>15241532
That Jabberwock must be at least 7ft. tall.
>>
>>15241761
>a Dragon is big
In other news, water is wet.
>>
>>15241752
He won't even get a dick when they are finished.
>>
>>15241764
>ignoring little dragons
You're just a big bully
>>
>>15241764
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>
>>15241771
No I'm not, I'm just an absentminded father. Like Homer Simpson.
>>
>>15241752
He's not gonna have much sex with his pelvis ground into dust like that.
>>
>>15241764
C is for cookie!
>>
>>15241761
Dragons are big girls for you.

The Gazer looks only 5 ft tall, maybe slightly less.
>>
>>15241774
Dry water would be problematic.
>>
>>15241779
Why does this remind me of The Stand?
>M-O-O-N, that spells Tom Cullen!
>>
Since we are on the topic of height

How tall/short is your waifu? How is she compared to you?

>6"3
>taller than me
>>
>>15241751
Fuck you dude I remember that thread.
>>
>>15241794
What thread? No, wait. No. Don't care, don't care.
>>15241789
She's taller than me, because I'm a subhuman piece of manlet meat.
>>
>>15241789
>1'90
>Apophis
Okay how do we measure them this is problematic
>>
>>15241806
8 meters and 230 kg of love!
>>
>>15241700
I get that reference.
>>
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/media
More fat fox tiddies.
>>
>>15241814
Apophis is a heavy girl, stop giving her so many sweets
>>
>>15241821
Well aren't you witty. Perhaps you would like to go hang out with the good-for-nothing Lich Jane Constantine then?
>>
>>15241775
>Like Homer Simpson.
Here's hoping your daughteru has a choking fetish.
>>
>>15241789
>6'1
>Hellhound waifu
I like to imagine her being around 6'6 to 6'8 or so.
>>
>>15241829
Never!
If anything I'll give her more sweets just to spite you.
>>
>>15241829
But I like my titty-wine sweet!
>>
>>15241832
I was thinking more like how he never remembers Maggie.
>We have THREE children Homie
>Marge, the dog doesn't count!
>>
>>15241789
>Ryu
>Manlet 1.7m

Her torso might be shorter than mine but she is probably more often than not pushing 8-10m.
>>
>>15241789
>Kobokd waifu
Maybe 5'0 or 5'1. I'm only 5'8 so she wouldn't be THAT short in comparison.
>>
>>15241789
>1.83 m
>lich waifu
She's proboly shorter than me.
>>
>>15241853
>Her torso might be shorter than mine
She's probably taller then you even ignoring the whole snake part. She's a Dragon, you're a manlet.
>>
>>15241848
Oh. That's even worse.

Bad anon, bad.
>>
>>15241866
>Wurm wife
>She never remembers the third daughteru
>>
>>15241789
I dunno, what is the average height of kitsune? I'd imagine she'd be shorter than my 6'4"

I'd not be opposed to a waifu taller than I tho
>>
>>15241878
anon no that's too sad
>>
>>15241878
>Who are you?
>HI I'M DAISY!
>You're adorable! Honey, can we keep her?
Problem solved.
>>
>>15241532
>Miia has the ring
>>
>>15239958

>demon lord

I'm done. I am so fucking done.
>>
>>15241991
Not until she's done.
>>
>>15241977
Well of course, she's a married woman. Doesn't Gazer have a ring in some of her pictures too? Poor wock and her big meaty claws.
>>
>tfw no Shoggoth maid to silently watch me sleep
>tfw no Shoggoth maid to fluster by groggily pulling her into bed with me one night
>>
>>15239958
>ryu
Its going to be the most sensual and graceful performance ever. Will put a ring on.
>>
>>15242005
>Pull Shoggoth into bed.
>Have to throw mattress and bed covers into the trash next day.
>>
>>15242001
I'm just saying it's really cute
>>
>>15241848
>never remembers maggie
http://i.imgur.com/QkXGBUS.jpg
Is this some kind of recent season bullshit?
>>
>>15241789
>6'2"
>6'11"
>Monoeye
>>
>>15241991
Mate.

I got the Demon Lord's Husband somehow at least yours has tits.
>>
>>15242033
They should not be tall.
>>
>>15241789
Since she can just adjust her height with her tentacles, it depends on what's most useful/sexy at the moment.
>>
>>15241991
Mate I got her goddamn husband somehow.

>>15242005
>Pulling Shoggoth into bed
>Implying the Shoggoth isn't the bed anyway
>>
>>15242039
>>15242047
Alps
>>
>>15242032
Link doesn't work, but no it's not recent by any definition.
>>
>>15241789
I'm somewhere around 5'9. Nerdbirds would likely be on the small side, which is a shame because I like tall girls.
>>
>>15242042
They really should.
>>
>>15241789
I'm 5'11, I'd like my waifu to be the same height as me, with maybe a variation of an inch in either direction.

I know. I'm incredibly average.
>>
>>15242068
They grow really big.
>>
>>15242055
Imgur's down at the moment, it looks like.
>>
>>15242068
You can't bully a tall monoeye as easily. They might even let it get to their heads and bully you.
>>
>>15239958
>Orc
Nice and meaty.
>>
>>15242075
A tall monoeye would be arguably more of a nervous wreck than a short one. She stands out in a crowd and would be made fun of by everyone. I want to bully a towering monoeye!
>>
>>15242084
She could probably just push you down and run away.
>>
>>15241789
How tall are yetis? I always thought they looked short.
>>
>>15242095
she'd push him down and then fall on him more like. unf.
>>
>>15242098
A Yeti is a huge monster, anon.
>>
>>15239958
>Mermaid

Oh boy we under the sea now!
>>
>>15242095
>monoeye
>assertive
>>
>>15242098
Tall enough to wrap you up in a big hug with your head at snuggle lumps level
>>
>>15242098
No determinable canon height. You can expect a dragon to be rather tall, but the yeti looks like she could be anything from a shortstack to someone within a normal human's height range. And given their behavorial traits, a tall one would make perfect sense, too.
>>
>>15242100
Yeah, it would be terrible.

>>15242109
She would do it in a dorky way.
>>
>>15242101
>>15242111
>>15242114
They look short on KCs art, at least to me. I like short girls.
>>
>>15242122
Cyclopean and gigantic are synonymous though.
>>
>>15242126
Post you're replying to is talking about yetis, Anon.
>>
>>15242130
General discussion is on girl sizes. I just wanted to belong.
>>
>>15242130
>he doesn't want a mono eye yeti
>>
>>15242145
How abominable.
>>
>>15242145
Ew.
>>
>>15242145
I don't mind monoeyes, like 'em even, but that sounds really fucking gross for some reason.
>>
>>15241789
6'1
>troll
She might be taller given that she's a troll
>>
>>15242145
She wouldn't have any depth perception, she would constantly try and hug thin air
>>
>>15242145
Would protect.
>>
>>15239958
>Kobold

But what subspecies?
>>
>>15241789
I wonder how tall a Kej would be.
>>
>>15242166
Depends on your tastes, I guess.
Personally, I would go with a Newfoundland breed. All of the fluff and muscle.
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