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Whoosh! That's the sound of Tengu-chan flying from her mountain into your heart.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Wanna lewd an alp
Gonna lewd an alp
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Reposting for the new thread. Always bet on Wock!

http://sta.sh/01ftjycoz1rs

I'm gonna tweet this to KC, I hope he likes it.
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>>15215740
I'm still waiting for that drawing of a crow tengu in a wedding dress.
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Undead are pretty cool
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Kikis are olev.

...that said, I'm suddenly imagining a Lich as a science hero for some dumb reason.
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>>15215755
I love those thighs.
Good luck wockfag.
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>>15215755
Beautiful as always

Still no news on my commission sadly
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>>15215740
I was about to prep a thread. nice work friendo.
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>>15215740
>Tengu-chan flying from her mountain into your heart.
That doesn't sound physiologically safe.
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>>15215766
Traditional mediums are lovely.
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>>15215780
It's a figure of speech. .
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>>15210469
Qt
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>>15214340
Eh, throw a purging stone at her and we're good to go.
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I'd like you all to take a moment and consider joining the Church of Snuggles.
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>>15215807
I'm intrigued, care to expand on its doctrines?

Wait, this isn't another Yeti ploy to get the jump on unsuspecting people, is it?
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>>15215807
I'm already a member of the Church of Hathor.
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>>15215807
I'm too lazy to join a religion.
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>>15215766
Talking of commission updates, Loen's done with the line work for the Lich.

Soon.
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Is tokisaki Kurumi a monster girl? Regardless of it, I really want to fuck her.
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>>15215829
It's amazing how fast he goes through these

I'm so sorry for holding him up for a month with the daki
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>>15215831
She's probably just a magical girl. I'd say no.
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>>15215831
She's a spirit so that counts. I want to fuck that clock and her clones.
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>>15215816
Thou shall not enter a cold bed alone

The colder the night, the warmer the hugs

Every day is a holy day and thus celebrated with cuddling.

>Yeti ploy
Of course this isn't some devious plot to get sweet young men into their soft arms. Who could think such a thing?
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>>15215807
I'm already a member of the Church of Alpollo. They've got an arcade cabinet and snacks as well as a cuddlepit!
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>>15215740
How do crow tengus work? Do they decide to hasubando me before I'm even born? Because that would be creepy
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>>15215829
Noice. I'm always jelly of Loen's line quality
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>>15215837
It's cool, it's not the longest I've waited for an artist's queue that's for sure. That and I couldn't hold a grudge against someone so dedicated.
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>>15215831
Don't stick your dick in fucking insane. The twins are a much better option.
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Is there any new jinko art?
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>>15215843
I'd gladly join it, but I'm already catholic. Can I contribute with charity donations instead?

The cold bed hasn't killed me in all these years, but that's but a small price to pay for being a sinner I guess
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>>15215871
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>>15215872
>Being Catholic
I'm glad my version of Christianity doesn't make me deal with the Pope
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>>15215831
Technically yes
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>>15215875
My she has such long arms.
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>>15215807
But I'm already a member of the Church of Sick Gains.
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>>15215882
She has normal human arms that transition into big Jinko paws, so that's understandable.
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>>15215831
In a way, yeah, but that means all of them are.
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>Giving your nubnub girlfriend a paw massage after she got a cramp trying to give you a footjob
>She's reclined back on the couch, relaxing and smiling serenely
>You work your way down from her ankles, over her fur, from the heels of her feet, to the balls, with their large, almost heart-shaped center pads
>She shuffles and stretches a bit as you press and knead your thumbs, arching her back and wiggling her hips in pleasure
>Her pads feel firm at first, but they give at just the slightest amount of pressure, revealing their true soft nature
>By the time you've finished on her main paw pads, she's completely melted into the cushions, eyes closed, mouth slightly open in a sleepy grin
>So you move onto her tiny pads, four on the end of each thoroughly luxuriated paw
>Rather than massage them firmly, you gently stroke them, saving the deep, stress-dissolving motions for working between her fluffy toes
>Your attention is taken by the smaller paw pads on each digit
>How delicate and prominent each one is, as well as how lovely to touch they are
>They're kind of like jellybeans
>"Huh?"
>The anubis has one eye open, looking down at you questioningly
>You didn't realise you said that jellybean thing out loud
>"Well," you say, "They kind of are. They're all small and squishy, and look just like them."
>"Anon!"
>"Not to mention how sweet they are."
>Even on her dark skin, you can see her face light up with a luminous blush
>God, she's so fun to tease
>Especially when she gets all flustered and stammery like this
>So, ignoring her embarrassed protests, you lean over and cut her off with a suprised whimper by kissing each of her pads in turn
>She's covering her face with her paws now, trying to hide her flushed cheeks
>This jellybean thing isn't going to get old anytime soon.
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>>15215916
cute
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>>15215916
>nubnub
Ewok monster girl?
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>>15215932
Amazonian Pygmy Grizzlies?
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>>15215916
Anubis the cute. CUTE!
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>>15215878
How aggressive do Dark priests get while doing conversions? Do they go door to door?
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>>15215916
Anubis was made for teasing.
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Which monstergirl is best for cuddling to regain energy between college classes?

Which monstergirl is the most intelligent?
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Dark Sea Bishop
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>>15215974
>Which monstergirl is best for cuddling to regain energy between college classes?
Demon
>Which monstergirl is the most intelligent?
Lich
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>>15215978
Dark? She looks pretty kind to me
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>>15215978
Might be cool.
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>>15216009
Those are very unimpressive.
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>>15215807
Will there be free scarves and blankets or do I bring my own?
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>>15216009
Nice

But they could be bigger
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>>15215766
I don't have anything new on my commission to share either. Still on the wait list for .less
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>>15216011
>>15216009
"Spider Maid" was already taken in my folder.
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What the fuck was all that deleted discussion in the last thread all about.
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>>15216027
this
i leave for a few hours and miss the whole thing
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>>15216035
>name fag
Who and why?
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>>15216027
Long story short, some tripfag from 8ch "revealed" that a lot of the shitposting was done by 8ch regulars even though it's pretty common knowledge. It porbably was some attempt to stir up shit. It worked because it didn't take long for people to start shitposting about, well, everything the thread usually shitposts about.
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How do lonely monstergirls sleep at night without a humanboy to spoon? Do they walk out on the street and drag people inside?

What time do most monstergirls sleep?
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>>15216042
>>15216035
oh
im not sure
i didnt notice i had anything in the name field
my bad
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>>15216017
>pic
Who's the artist that draws these? They're very cute. Tumblr/DA?
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>>15216048
The same way we all sleep without a monstergirl to spoon
You kind of just lay down, And try not to cry
And then wake up with a damp pillow
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>>15216053

Latenight. A regular around here who draws really nice pictures

doesn't have a DA or a tumblr as far as i know
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>>15216027
>>15216035
>>15216046

The tripfag probably got banned from niggerchans chat, now he wants to personal army this thread i presume. Anyways who gives a shit about what a tripfag thinks, this isn't /v/.
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>>15216055
>None of us will ever make a monstergirl cry from happiness as she falls asleep in our arms.
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>>15216053
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH
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>>15216046
That’s just stupid and redundant.

>It porbably was some attempt to stir up shit.
Ah, now it makes sense.

>>15216062
Why am I not surprised.
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>>15216061
>>15216071
Thanks mane
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>you come home from work
>there's a weird noise from the bedroom
>your waifu is moaning and you hear fleshy, slapping sounds
>you burst in to find your waifu ahegao'ing right in your face
>your loli daughteru with a strapon is pounding her butt
>your waifu begs you to fill her up in the front
Would you DP her?
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>>15216080
The only way I can see this work is if I have a dhampir daughteru and a vampire waifu
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>>15216088
>he provided evidence.

sure breeki you sure did provide it. anyways stop posting about shitchan its embarrasing.
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>>15216080
No, I’m going to be the one that pounds that pussy.
She can DP her.
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What's the best way to get myself "married" to an Ushi-Oni? I was thinking of covering myself in hormones, stripping naked, and having someone tie me to a tree in the mountains of Zipangu.
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I'm gonna redo and take a different stab at this one, but here's a wip for now

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8f2b31dbaf4f5f613ce8dd5af706a985/tumblr_o711nh1tDS1tks7kwo1_1280.jpg

I hope y'all are well!
quite the shitstorm(s) earlier
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>>15216099
who's breeki?
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>>15216104
>Find an Ushi-Oni
>Tell her you love her
>Ask her to marry you
Three easy steps!
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>>15216106
Your art has come a long way Snib. The Eel looks lovely as well.
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>>15216027
>Hey guys there was a shitstorm earlier and it looks like you guys moved past it so I'm going to bring it back up again!

Why do people do this?
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>>15216088
You don’t need to tie yourself to a tree, just go to her cave naked. She will take care of the rest.

>>15216106
Neat.
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>that mg that always appear during random rolls
Who is she, /mgt/? Maybe she is your one destined waifu
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>>15216117
I saw I lot of deleted post but not what they were discussing. I’m sorry. We can stop talking about it now.
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>>15216107
a cuck that wants a personal army request.

>>15216106
wow your line work is getting better.
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>>15216125
It's zapwolf
She is.
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>>15216079
Chimaera
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>>15216125
Is there any mg that is more S T A C K E D than hobgoblin?
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>>15216125
Who? I don't have one that appers regarly.
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>>15216132
I think the Holstuar is generally the most stacked, but the hobgoblin is the most proportionately stacked.
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>>15216125
>tfw nobody cares about Hobgoblins
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>>15216080
...is it wrong I'd rather come home to find them the other way around?
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This is a cute harpy.
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>>15216114
>>15216128
Thanks anon! Y-you too...

And to the anon that asked about glacies, not at the moment but never say never! I'll be doing another round of sketch raffles here and on tumblr in the near future, so please keep an eye out for those o7
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>>15216167
Don't be so modest bruv, I keep seeing your art in the curios of places and everyone loves it.
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>>15216167
Keep up the good work!
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>>15216147
>Don't bother me, Darling! I need to punish our daughter!
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>>15216147
I get what you mean. The daughter dildoing the wife seems a little bit silly. a little bit comical to actually watch.

Now, if it was the wife kneeling behind the daughter on the bed, kissing the little one's head, cradling her body and fingering her to orgasm, that'd be amazing. A monstergirl mother doing what she does best, in a caring and teaching context.
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>>15216167
Hurray! Another raffle! meaby I can actuly win this time.
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>>15216167
No need to get all bashful, snibbib. Keep up the good work
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>>15216167
No problem.
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>>15216138
I fucking love Hobgoblins.

Regular Goblins too, the whole incompetent but respected leader thing is adorable.
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I can recall that in the previous thread we discussed Cyber Golems with Arc Reactor-esque features. Shit was cool.
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>>15216164
Yes, she are cute. Now, let's make cute children with her.
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>>15216199
I want to see other monstergirls with a Hobgoblins bodytype.
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>>15216210
Your wish is granted.
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>>15216190
That reminds me of the greentext and sketch of a Succubutt mommy sucking daddy's cum of the daughter who couldn't wait for her and started early.
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>>15216221
Got a pastbin? I want to read that.
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Shit /mgg/, my will to learn how to draw is fading away. I don't think I'll be able to draw cute MGs for you guys in 2017 ;_;
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>>15216228
Unfortunately no, but here's a reup of the sketch
http://imgur.com/6d3JOvx
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>>15216223
Does she want me to fuck her through the cross window? Because that’s what I’m going to do.

How would going to the church in MGC be like? Especially the fallen god church.
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>>15216205
Wait, really? Must've missed that.

With a golem, I can imagine an arc core like that doubling not only as a spectacular power source, but also the essence of her being. Like how a slime core acts as every organ including the brain for a slimegirl.
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>>15216125
Currently, it's a three-way tie between Hobgoblin, Ignis, and Merrow.

Whenever I do a pull, I'm guaranteed to pull at least one of those three.
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>>15216240
And now you make me want to read it even more.
Atleast the pic is good.
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>>15216240
Goddamn, that's hot. How did I even miss that until now?
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>>15216253
I saved it in March 2014.
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>>15215755
For a second I thought that was Speedwagon's hat.
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>>15216259
That explains a thing or two.
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>>15216125
Scylla and Ignis for me.
I've seen Scylla art lately that's made me come around to them but fucking sentient fire will never be my kind of thing no matter how metal it sounds.
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>>15216210
>Hellhound with a Hobgoblin body type
>In a string bikini at the beach
Sometimes having being good at picturing things in my head is a curse.
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>>15216259
Maybe I just don't remember it, then.
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>>15216231
How long you been practicing for? Can't inspire and advise you if I don't have the details.
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>>15216107
Someone on 8ch/monster/ that got triggered over yuri and alps. He also tried a pa request on /furry/
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>>15216242
Imagine a combat Golem with modular hardpoint attachments a la: http://i.imgur.com/7nAwBjB.jpg
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>>15216231

You just have to keep at it and accept that pretty much everything you make early on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SqvtoRgsI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZAxLqJkzA

Ultimately all you can do is keep drawing again and again.

I'm still learning too.
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>>15216266
>a string bikini
Why not a sarashi?
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>>15216259
>mfw I did that greentext
Too bad I don't have a copy anymore, either. There's a shitty CYOA from March 2014, but the only greentext I can find is Ballpunching NTR.txt from May.
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Are you going to see Orca-san's show at the Seaworld in Monster Girl City?

She likes to meet her fans in person I hear.
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>>15216080
Abso-fucking-lutely.

>>15216190
Same to this.
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>>15216308
Does she splash people she like?
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>>15216080
I don't like to share
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guys it feels like Koboldfucker is multiplying please send help
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>>15216308
She's too busy to see any of her fans.
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Why does Togashi believe that catgirls are the most powerful and fearsome monster girls?

The whole thing is weird. There are literally tons of dangerous animals and a cat is the strongest of them all.
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>>15216308
Nah, I'd rather chill and possibly cuddle with the sweet, kind, and friendly manatee girls as they'd probably appreciate me hanging out with them.
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>>15216321
What do you mean?
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>>15216317
Yep, she likes to make people wet.
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>>15216308
Sounds fun. What does she do during her preformens?
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>>15216308
Minus the coat, she's got a pretty lovely design. Love the highlighting of blue against the black and white.
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>>15216328
Personal bias overruling common sense. Like how KC thinks baphomets are stronger than wurms or dragons.
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>>15216331
I mean there's stuff like this >>15216080 and this >>15216147 and this >>15216190 that could all be him, but I don't think they're ALL him
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>>15216328
HxH is a deconstruction on multiple levels. He probably chose the most "vanilla" monster girl possible and decided to make it OP as fuck
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>>15216308
I want to go rub the shark's belly and maybe bop her on the nose.
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>>15216335
Acrobatics in the water.
Juggling.
Jokes.
Singing.

Orca-san is very talented!
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>>15216359
I'm one and only one of those and I'm not Koboldfucker. What's he known for, anyway? Is he the micropenis guy?
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>>15216282
Yeah, that or the Metroid Power/Varia suit.

I guess the equivalent of the Hulkbuster would just be the golem becoming a busty, athletic, hellhound-proportioned version of herself.
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>>15216370
Does she get along with my good friend, penguin san?
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>>15216377
No, but the micropenis guy has been trying to get the thread to hate the kobold guy by mixing the memes and pretending to post as him.
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>>15216377
no he's the 'I want to fuck my kobold daughteru!' guy. He posts a lot.
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>>15216398
>mixing the memes
How obscene!
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>>15216397
When she's able to suppress her awesome predatory instincts, yes.
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>>15216377
I get the feeling they're the same guy, but who can tell anymore?
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>>15216398
Did someone say memes?
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>>15216359
I'm >>15216190, and I'm not koboldfucker. I just like the idea of older-girl-on-loli. With monstergirls and daughterus, you also get the added family dynamic, but which isn't for everyone, I'll admit.
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>>15216328
Both lions and tigers are the apex predators of their environments. Then you take something like Neferipitou like you just posted and go "Oh, it's just a shitty catgirl" when fighting it. The next thing you know your head is rocketing through the woods like Pitou did when Gon went fucking EVEN FURTHER BEYOND just to fuck its shit up
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Are succubi real monster girls? Does anybody think of them when they hear the term "monster girl"?
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>>15216308
I thought they outlawed keeping monster girls in captivity for entertainment purposes.
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>>15216398
That just sounds paranoid. If it makes you feel better I think they're different people, but they piss me off equally with their drivel.
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>>15216416
>who can tell anymore
Indeed, who can truly see the darkness that lurks in the hearts of men? Perhaps there are writefags that have multiple aliases. Maybe Alp is secretly also Bob, hornets guy and micropenis guy.
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>>15216431
succubi are love
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>>15216423
Throw her cigarette into the water
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>>15216423
That Rabbit looks very rich, I bet she pays people to hop for her instead of doing it herself.
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>>15216435
>Maybe Alp is secretly also Bob
That would be the biggest twist of the century
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Look out, it's the cuddle cat!
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>>15216433
Tiny penis guy was literally making posts beginning with "I want to [x] with my kobold daughteru and have her laugh at my tiny penis!"

He already knows everyone's sick of his shit. Yet he persists.
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>>15216321
I haven't posted in hours anon.

>>15216398
This is news to me, and I ctrl+f threads for mentions of me.

>>15216416
We aren't the same guy anon. My penis may not be some hulking hentai cockmonster, but it definitely isn't tiny! I also can't stand any sort of teasing even if I know it's just teasing.
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>>15216442
she's got a wing on her head

silly cuddlecat
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>>15216442
I wonder how bad it stinks between her rolls of fat.

Gross.
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>>15216432
MGC saw the idea of zoos and places like Seaworld and decided they should be something similar to burlesque shows.

Where men can come see exotic Monster Girl species perform impressive or lewd acts, not as captives, but as exotic dancers who get good tips.
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>>15216442

Looks more like the face-sitting cat.
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>>15216437
I'm pretty sure succubi are lust.
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>>15216442
Gonna cuddle the cat.
Gonna impregnate her.
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>>15216443
I like his posts because I also have a penis shaming fetish.
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>>15216453
The dolphins just go there to rape.
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>>15216462
for what reason
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>>15216442
Need a rear-view to see her fat cat rump.
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>>15216435
>>15216441
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>>15216456
>>15216470
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>>15216464
Dunno, I just love Sekimen Shoujo CG sets.
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>>15216476
Meant a rear-view of the same picture loen drew but whatever.

Fat Cat Ass.
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>>15216442
>>15216476
I want to fuck that cat until she's pregnant.
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>>15216427
>its
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>>15216443
I'm equally sick of that and Kobold daughteru faggot, but then I find the rise of daughteru posting annoying to begin with.
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>>15216489
Pitou is the most androgynous piece of shit in HxH, just calling it an 'it' works best because its an infertile drone.
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>>15216489
Of all the things in the world to get mad about, you chose a simple typo? Come on man.

>>15216492
Just to clarify, are you talking about people talking about having daughterus in general, or just the degenerates who want to dick them?
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>>15216493
>infertile
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>>15216477
http://exhentai.org/s/e3e5af4ea4/912752-43
http://exhentai.org/s/7bc9bcec95/732896-68
http://exhentai.org/s/faf77fdf13/647954-24

How can you have such shit taste in fetishes?
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>>15216500
None of the Chimera Ants were capable of reproducing save for the Queen, so yes. They were infertile/barren.
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>>15216504
http://exhentai.org/s/b8417ae441/912752-37
>not getting hard at those faces
What's wrong with your dick, anon?
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>>15216514
All of them were capable of becoming eparate queens tho
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>>15216525
Are you saying you wanted Meruem to Alp, Anon?
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>>15216516
I'm too autistic to get off to amateur faces like those or the fact that the situation pictured has no similarities or connections with my interests.
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A clumsy, pure Basilisk with her overprotective friend, a Gazer.
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>>15216516
It has the sense to get aroused by things which are actually sexy.
Also, the art there is shit.
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>>15216536
If I yank on her tail will it fall off
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>>15216526
I'm saying that enough semen up whatever hole that cat-ant has would make it ffertile
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>>15216540
It seems tough. You'll probably just hurt yourself doing it when she whacks it at you.
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Would you accept going to a 2D world full of monstergirls where you have guaranteed to find a nice monstergirl to live with in exchange for your eyesight
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>>15216545
Sure, my ears are more important anyway. Besides I could just learn to ecolocate. Hell, I'd have blind moe! That's an onee-san magnet
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>>15216536
She looks musty.
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>>15216545
I'd just get a Lich to make me new eyes.
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>>15216543
....Nice.
>>15216545
Sure.
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>>15216545
With my luck, she'd find some way to constantly prank me...
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>>15216558
You don't have a good grasp on hypothetical questions, do you son?
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>>15216545
>go blind
>get a seeing eye kobald

I can dig it.
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>>15216328
Nigga you're talking about a guy that made a butterfly boy a yandere attempted child murderer. He simply choose the most harmless animals and made them the scariest ones
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>>15216545
I'm ok with that.
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>>15216545
I would. Surely monstergirls wouldn't take advantage of a blind man, right? Right?
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>>15216545
That's a tough one, I'm a very visual person and my sight is the very last one of my senses I'd like to lose.
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>>15216564
>blind guy being guided by a cheshire

I bet she makes you bump into stuff and then she feels bad and apologizes.
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>15216578
I think they would trick you more than just rape you.
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>>15216585
>When you first got together you trusted her absolutely
>Until she laughed as she led you into a pole
>Not seeing it, you walked into it at full force, enough to bite your tongue and bust your nose up
>Falling back on your ass, it's like the blood running down your face is the flag to let her know she fucked up
>There were many sincere apologies and promises but the sight of the walking stick you bought soon after still stings.
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>>15216578
I actually can see them being gentler with a blind man.
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>>15216601
>but the sight of the walking stick you bought soon after still stings.
>but the sight of the walking stick
>sight of the walking stick
>sight
>SIGHT
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>>15216613
You're not the one it's stinging. It's representative of her betrayal of your trust.
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>>15216581
Sight is the last sense almost everyone would want to lose, that's why I chose it for the question.
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>>15216610
Yeah, they would probably take pity and try and be as gentle as possible. So they wouldn't just rape you, they would seduce you instead.
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>>15216617
Well in KC land you could probol get it back with mamono mana. vBut the question is still intersting.
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How do you feel about bullying Alices?
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>>15216644
Fantastic.
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>>15216644
Averse to it. Alices are for protecting, loving, and not raping.
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>>15216644
I tease until they pout then give them sweets and headpats
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>>15216644
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>>15216644
They are made for being innocent while wearing really skimpy outfits and having rough sex with..
Not bullying.
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>>15216545
I want to say yes but I'm already a sense down as it is without giving up my sight.

Fuck it, a nice Oomukade would be worth it.
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>>15216545
>>15216617
Honestly i would do it easily, if i was with my waifu there are much worse senses i could lose, like the sense of touch.

She could keep me safe and describe things for me and guide my hands to feel it.

The world would be cold and dark but she would wrap me in her warm embrace and help me
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>>15216545
Tough question. I mean, I'd love to take up that chance to go to a new world and have a loving waifu.
But I'd never be able to see that world, and I'd never be able to see her face, even when it's right in front of me. And what would I do for work? I learn by reading, and my trade relies on being able to see.
What could I do to not be useless?
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>>15216601
Ohh man, Cheshires filled with regret makes me go nuts.
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>>15216681
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>>15216681
Theres just something about regret that is so delicious
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>>15216687
This makes my heart warm.
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>>15216541
>Wanting to fuck Pitou
I kind of do.
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>>15216703
Imagine those thighs bulging for the ultimate leglock as it cries out in orgasm
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>>15216687
Jesus christ I don't understand why sad monster girls are so good. I Just want to see one cry while begging for forgiveness because she hurted someone she loved.
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>>15216644
>bullying
No
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Do NOT give a snek ice cream! Any species! It feels weird on their tongue and totally saps their body heat! They're liable to cry if you do! You wouldn't want that, right?
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>>15216724
Snakes still need to cool off occasionally. It might be nice if the sun is too hot.
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This movie made me realize that Werewolves are the niggers of magical creatures.
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>>15216724
Would she rather watch me eat the ice cream seductively?
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>>15216659
That is really disturbing yet I also have a massive erection now.
I’m conflicted. Why must I be turn on by this?
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>>15216659
Well, shit. That's the opposite of fun.
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>>15216737
Werewolves are to Vampires what blacks are to whites.
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Is it true that if you don't fap for a week your house will be besieged by monster girls?

It's for academic purposes.
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>>15216737
>Furry shit

Bye.
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>>15216737
Considering all the doujins featuring werewolves, I'd say that's an amusingly accurate statement. But what about orcs?
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>>15216761
Muslims.
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>>15216757
If they find out yes.
But if you stay inside you will be fine.
If you were to go outside they would smell it and you would be draged into a alyway and raped.
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>>15216757
Yes, but only the ones you don't like.
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>>15216758
I don't see any furries in that picture. What are you talking about?
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>>15216709
>Jesus christ I don't understand why sad monster girls are so good.

Well in most cases MGs are seen as smug or confident so it's like seeing how they really feel
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>>15216761
Orcs are more like Huns I'd say, crude but cunning
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>>15216771
Have you watched the movie?
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Which one would you rather have as your guardian angel?
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>>15216769
>They would smell it
It would be very awkward if i was walking around one day minding my own business and some random stranger approached me to point out how pent up i am.

I hope she at least offers to take care of it.
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>>15216782
The dark one, blue skin is high grade boner fuel.
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>>15216782
Dark angel. Then other monsters wouldn't rape me.
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>>15216782
I thought you were supposed to take them as a pair, so they could arbitrate moral guidance.
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>>15216781
I have, and I know you're talking about the father. Dude didn't post him though. He posted the chidlren, who aren't furry.

I don't see what you're getting pissed off about, unless you think everyone who watches and talks about the movie is a furry. Which is obviously ridiculous.
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>>15216782
Pure Angel, corrupted a shit.
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>>15216796
If they are single, yes. Considering all the anti-rape laws, they would probably take you to the closest love hotel. Witch in MGC there are plenty of. Might even get a discount.
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Finally some more full colour Oomukade art, shame about those arms though.

Wonder if she's became more popular in Japan lately, OniTengu gave her some love a few days ago too.
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>>15216782
The vanilla one
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>>15216359
I'm an Anubisfag, so...
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>>15216782
Angel, so I can corrupt her myself.
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>>15216757

But what if you went a month
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>>15216826
If only they had bigger tits, that is the only problem with them.
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>>15216834
Or she purifies you
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>>15216782
Definitely angel. Much more interesting and endearing than the boring sex version.
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>>15216826
Dumb bug. Gross bug.
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>>15216836
But what if you actually tried the nofap challenge?
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>>15216852
For a year
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>>15216843
Fuck, please no I don't want to be boring.
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>>15216852
>>15216856
They would be breaking down you door and gang rape you. Someone would husbando you so that would never happen again.
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Would monstergirls pay to take a man's virginity?

Since that's what some women do in the 3DPD world
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>>15216782
Surprise me.
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>>15216863
>Spoiler
What
Women can fuck whoever they wish as long as they aren't ugly these days.
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>>15216852
Doesn't count as fapping if you're having sex.
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>>15216687
I want a smug yet caring Cheshire to help comfort me when I go into a depressive spiral.

>>15216709
It makes them more human in a good way. Emotional depth makes seem more like girls you could marry and less like just fap fuel.
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I'll refuse my Gazer neighbor's offer to play videogames together because I'll be busy playing the new DOOM!
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>>15216808
Antromorphic wolves are fur-shit, the movie was nothing but furry pandering.
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>>15216877
You didn't know?
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>>15216863
The price would start at one thousand. But the price can go up to tens of thousands.

>spoiler
Really? Why? Are they that desperate?
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>>15216863
Rich monstergirls probably have auctions for that sort of thing. And I'd be lying if I siad I hadn't fantasized about being the object of a monstergirl viginity auction.
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>>15216887
kNOW WHAT
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>>15216882
It does if you are an almost zealous hardcore nofapfag.

I heard those guys even hate getting boners.
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>>15216886
When did I say they aren't? Why are you crying about it so much?

Just calm down, Anon.
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>>15216884
I bet she's glad you refused now that she knows how bad your taste is
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>>15216896
They do it for real.

>>15216890
>Really? Why? Are they that desperate?
It's easy money? I don't know. Who can understand them?
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>>15216884
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>15216906
>>15216915
She's the one with bad taste for badmouthing a game she hasn't played yet!
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>>15216545
On the one hand, fuck you I like seeing.

On the other hand, love is blind.

...Fuck it, I'd do it.
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>>15216863
They probably would. the ones that haven't even kissed a girl would go for even more.
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>>15216782
The regular one.
Who I'd then corrupt into the Dark one.
Seriously, KC's Dark/Angel is still one of my favorite designs in the whole MGE.
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>>15216884
I want to cuddle with a Gazer while playing Fallout 4. Modded of course.
I want to see her blush a little when I make a robot with a laser eye and name it after her.
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>>15216911
Wait, I’m confused. Are woman paying for men's virginity or are men paying for woman's virginity? I might just be bad at reading, which considering my dyslexia is a great possibility.
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>>15216926
I'm gonna rub her ears.
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>>15216934
>Fallout 4
This is why Gazers don't date "gamer boys"
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>>15216937
The later.
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>>15216863
I want to have my virginity sold to a Christmas cake Wight who acts haughty and superior to me because I'm a virgin despite being a virgin herself.
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>>15216946
I guess that makes slightly more sense. Still stupid.
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>>15216940
Literally who cares? It's fun game and modding can remove a vast majority of the problems.
I just wanted to build robots anon. If she wants something different we can play New Vegas.
And you can't tell me the Silver Shroud questline isn't great.
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>>15216863
>Would monstergirls pay to take a man's virginity?
>Since that's what some women do (pay for a man's virginity)

>>15216937
>>15216946
>The latter

So which is it?
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>>15216782
>You will never have a tiny Angel and Devil sit on your shoulders and act as your conscience.
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>>15216963
Learn to english or literally two clicks of google.
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>>15216967
>Learn to english
Yeah, you should.
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>>15216014
All kinds of scarves are accepted to donate to yetis in need: cuddling scarves, blanket scarves, pom pom scarves, weresheep wool scarves, light summer scarves

No yeti should go without a scarf, please donate to your local church today
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>>15216963
>So which is it?
The second one.
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>>15216940

Gazer would likely play Nintendo games. So no big loss :^)
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>>15216963
Men pay women who are virgins to deflower them. In a monstergirl world, they would likely be paying men for the same.
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>>15215310
>ugly sound
puu dot sh/iVx1x/9a7445b134.webm
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>>15216959
I just want Obsidian to make another spin off.

And for them to improve or remove the dialog wheel.
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>>15216984
This prospect is disgusting in both versions.
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>>15216977
Oh so you're actually retarded.
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>>15216967
Anon, there's literally two opposing statements here.
The original, where women pay money to take a man's virginity.
And >>15216946, which is where men pay to take a woman's virginity.
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>>15216959
Yeah who could forget the great writing in Fallout 4, and how well it treated the Fallout 4 lore. Or how bug-free it is, or how "RPG" it is, staying true to the series routes.

>modding can remove a vast majority of the problems
Yeah, and if I bought a broken toilet I could probably fix it with enough time and glue. Doesn't change the fact it's a shit toilet.

God, human boys really shouldn't play video games. Stay in the kitchen. Lilims are right.
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>>15216963
You know, when we talk about these hypothetical situations the genders tend to be reversed. I thought you could know already.
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>>15216992
Are you saying you wouldn't sell your virginity?
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>>15217002
I wouldn't.
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>>15217002
Not him, but I'm afraid of who might buy it.
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>>15217012
You have something against Tanukis? Not cool man.
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>>15217012
Does it matter? You're doing it for money, not for love.
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>>15217009
It's easy money.

>>15217012
I'm sure they'll take your inexperience into account and treat you gently
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>>15217002
Of course not. Not like it's detrimental just having it. I'd rather have my first time with someone I genuinely have feelings for.
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>>15216993
Not him but you sure are a confident fuck for how shit your English is. Take that dildo out of your ass an shove a dictionary up it. You might learn something.
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>>15217026
>easy money
I don't need money.
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I want to sell myself to a vampire just for her to freed me and ask for my hand in marriage.
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>>15216991
I wouldn't mind that.

>>15216996
See, this is the kind of Gazer I wouldn't date. Permavirgins who scare off every boy they see with their gatekeeping and elitism.
Sometimes I want a challenge and that's when I play Dark Souls. Sometimes I want a good (or at least decent) story and that's when I pop in KOTOR or FF7. Sometimes I just want to murder everything in sight and that's when Hotline Miami gets loaded up.
But sometimes I just want to kick back and have fun and that's when things like Fallout 4 get loaded up.
Plus I really REALLY love customization and FO4 has a lot of it.
And I honesty don't really care about "THE LORE" because I just want to wander around and shoot things while helping people.
It's Bethesda man, since when have their games had deep intricate plots?
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I want to take a Tanuki loli home!
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>>15217037
Of course you do.
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>>15217049
Why? What are you going to do to her there?
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>>15217046
I want a muscle Vampire.
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>>15217046
>Freed
>Free
>Feed
Nice slip there
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>>15217049
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>>15217049
To head pay!
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>>15217051
Okay, tell me why I need more money than I already have.
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>>15216966
>You'll never have them come when you make an important decision
>You'll never see the angel having to concede to the devil's side because she can do a hand stand
>You'll never get the point.
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>>15217060
I'm gonna cuddle her of course!

>>15217068
Rude Tanukis get no money.

>>15217069
What?
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>>15217047
>See, this is the kind of Gazer I wouldn't date. Permavirgins who scare off every boy they see with their gatekeeping and elitism.
And she'll have her pride knowing she didn't date just any old boy with bad tastes, like you'd play any old game. She's saving her virginity for not just any human boy, but one with good tastes. Specifically her tastes. Or, perhaps better, a human boy who doesn't play video games but cooks, cleans, and acts like a cute human boy.

See, Gazers are a proud, haughty mistresses. They have high standards. If you can't meet them, then get out of her room. And fetch her some chicken nuggets before you go.
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>>15217079
To be fair it was a pretty impressive handstand.
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Are all succubi type monsters able to make themselves appear completely human?
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>>15217067
No slip. She does both anyway.
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>>15217086
Gazers are to be bullied for acting so rude.
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>>15217083
*head pat
Phones are shit
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>>15217086
Gazers can't be mistresses. They have no class.
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>>15217107
Head pats are too lewd.
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>>15217086
I bet she feels great when no one wants her because she's a mean and unlikable girl.
How would she feel seeing a kinder more accepting Gazer holding hands with her boyfriend on the way home from the game store?
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>>15217099
Yeah, I think so.
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>>15217117
Nintendo, in a way, invented monstergirls
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>>15217099
>Wanting to look like a human
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>>15217116
She'd probably think "At least I have more game then the PS4."
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>>15217117
The fact that she was raped to death in front of her son is kinda off putting.
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>>15217127
What?
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>>15217135
>That spoiler.
Please. She has less game than The PS3 on launch.
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>>15217117
TP easily has the best design for zoras of all the zelda games. Even the basic female zoras are kind of alluring.

>>15217137
Haha, what. She was killed by the shadow beasts.
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>>15217127
What the fuck are you talking about.
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>>15217137
I'm pretty sure she was just killed anon. No rape involved.
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>>15217127
The fuck? That's not the ancient greeks, you fool. Shit, monstergirls could even be more ancient than that.
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>>15217127
Anon, I don't think "Giving a lot of kids a monstergirl fetish" counts as "Inventing Monstergirls"
Unless Nintendo existed so far back they're between space and time
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>>15217113
But it'll make her happy!
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>>15217165
Your first mistake was mistaking porn for canon.
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>>15217165
If everything which happened in joke fanart was canon, then media in general would be fucked.
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>>15217174
>You'll never shitpost with your monsterwaifu on /k/ and /tg/
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>>15217174
>There are Manticore christmas cakes in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>15216125
For me its hobgoblin aswell. Though I really dont see much in her.

Who am I kidding, I'd accept her in a heartbeat.
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>>15217174
I want that Manticore to give me Clothed Paizuri while grinning smugly.
Specifically that one because of the glasses.
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>>15216707
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>>15217195
I prefer this one. But who knows, they might be the same one.
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I wonder what it would be like teaching a bunch of monster teens about WW1
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>>15217221
Her tied har gives her a very different look somewhat. It's pretty.
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>>15217223
>And then tons of young men were killed or injured
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>>15217240
You'll have all the time to explore that possibility, in your 3-day vacation.
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>>15217149
>>15217153
>Implying rape is ever not involved
Goddammit, what kinda perverts are you?
It's Rape, Pillage and Burn. It's just how these things go!
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>>15217240
Oh anon.
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>>15217240
Blue board retard.
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>>15217238
>And they were really handsome and would have totally been your boyfriend.
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>>15217240
Cya in a week.
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>>15217240
Why did you do this my dude
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>>15217216
And a queen was born
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>>15217257
No they wouldn't. World War 1 is fucking 102 years old.
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>>15217223
Well if you are already onto WW1 then you must have stopped any of the monsters from fucking their teacher so no need to worry
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>>15217280
>World War 1 is fucking 102 years old.
Sometimes I forget how long it's been since ww1.
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>>15217221
Do you think she'd be up for bringing her work uniform home for roleplaying?

>>15217240
R.I.P my man.
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>>15217240
This kind Kikimora would like to kindly inform you that this board is suprisingly actively moderated and people tend to very quickly get banned for posting pornographic materials.

No seriously, remove your image or risk getting a vacation.
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>>15217299
Would people get banned for posting handholding?
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>>15217295
You are now aware that all war veterans from WWI are long dead, and soon all WWII vets will be as well.

Soon, those events will only exist in history books and museums.
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>>15217309
Maybe on /hbg/
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>>15217309
dude what the fuck
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>>15217317
the 7 gorillion will live on forever
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>>15217309
Only if they don't remove it quickly afterwards.

They say handholding is the best way to make a Kikimora blush.
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>>15217297
>Do you think she'd be up for bringing her work uniform home for roleplaying?
I think she'd be ecstatic to 'take care' of her husband. She's not one to mess around, either. You'd get an injection of venom and 150ccs of tailpussy just to start out.
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>>15217323
This got me thinking.

What if monstergirls arrive through a portal, only to find out they took too long to find us and arrived during WWIII
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>>15217338
So a decade or so?
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>>15217346
More like next year.
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Find me a race where the male gives less shit about their females than vampires.

The reason there's literally billions of female vampire x human male stories is because the males are all either gay or bisexual.

I'd say the opposite is centaurs, where the males are extremely aggressive about keeping their women.
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>>15217327
I she blushes from handholding, I can't wait to see how she'd react to long, slow, loving headpats that last three days
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>>15217354
>Lets talk about monsterboys
Naah. /a/ loves that shit tho, head there
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>>15217350
Give it six months, or whenever the Trump regime takes over.
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Can yetis do stuff that has no hugging involved
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>>15215740
I love nerds! I love birds! I want to spend hours and hours discussing game mechanics with a nerdbird and I want to protect her from those hellhound bullies!
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>>15217384
Me too.
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>>15217377
They can give great pawjobs. But I guess that kind of counts as hugging your dick.
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>>15217384
What about bullycrows squawking at the nerd hounds?
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>>15217358
She might just headpat you back
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>>15217331
>Nurse roleplay with a Manticore
That sounds absolutely wonderful.
I'd take as many doses of her venom as I could take to satisfy her.
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>>15217384
I want to end up befriending a Hellhound who used to bully me because I found out that her parents are never home and comforted her.
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>>15217414
So you're gonna give her a big family to make up for that, right?
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I want to ruffle a Kejourou's hair
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>>15217438
Once we graduate, sure. But before that I'm going to help her get some friends so she doesn't feel so alone.
Then once we graduate I'll get down on one knee and offer to make sure she's never alone again.
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>>15217403
Hellhounds are all bullies, even the nerds, she probably deserves it!

>>15217414
It's okay as long as she hasn't bullied any birds!
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>>15217457
I want to ruffle a zapwolf's hair.
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>>15217414
>A bloo bloo hellhound's parents too busy to give her attention 24/7, let's take it out on some random dude
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>>15217480

that would probably make your own hair stand up or something
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>>15217482
Nerd detected
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>>15217480
>Ruffle a Zapwolf's hair
>Hair starts standing up due to static
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>>15217475
She only bullied other people because she was emotionally stunted. Having no real parental influence will do that to a girl.
The first friend I'm going to help her make is one of the Crow Tengus she bullied.
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>>15217480
I want to ruffle a dragon's horns.
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What's a really feminine weapon? Rapier?
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>>15217482
>hellhound's parents too busy to give her attention 24/7
More like they literally are on trips all the time and leave her with money for food and nothing else.
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>>15217504
Ribbons on a pole.
Make the ribbons superheated, electrified or magically enhanced too.
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>>15217504
Daggers, Tonfa, Spears, and Naginata.
That's all I can think of.
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>>15217504
Maces
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>>15217515
Right, daggers and tiny crossbow it is.
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>>15217489
Wanna say that to my face, dog woman?

>>15217505
That sounds good to me.

>>15217504
>Implying
Rapiers are cool.

Holy shit fuck this captcha.
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>>15217504
Flamberge
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>>15217504
A whip.
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doggies>sneks>big lasses (trolls, onios, ETC)>lizards>meow meows>whatever else
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>>15217504
The throwing net, the lasso, and the throwing anus. You know, engulfing weapons.
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>>15217549
Why must you make them cry?
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>>15217529
It sounds good on paper, but imagine being a teenager whose parents are never around to help you when you need it. Imagine the most interaction you get with your parents is the check you get every month.
Imagine trying to budget that check to survive the whole month hoping that the next one isn't late.
Imagine the crushing loneliness of going home from school to a great big nothing, popping your cheap TV dinner into the microwave and slumping into the couch to watch TV.
Imagine hoping that your parents weren't living it up too hard in whatever place they're visiting now to remember to pay the fucking bills.
Now imagine going to school and seeing other teens being seen off from home by loving parents.
Wouldn't you feel a bit bitter over that?
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>>15217549
>memegroup better then any other group
only good dog is kobold others can fuck off
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>>15217579
They're all great. All doggies are great.
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>>15217579
Well, you're not getting the blessing of the sun this week.
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>>15217574
>School life of a Hellhound is suddenly the life of a min wage worker

Well gee fucking wiz, nobody told me that. I wish I had suffered like this so I would know what it felt like and disciplined myself.
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>>15217549
Foxes are canines!
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>>15217597
I want to befriend a sheltered Kitsune shrine goddess so I can ask her for help with the Hellhound girl in my class that I have a crush on.
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Oppai loli smug squad gon git their heads pat
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>>15217574
You sound like you have some experience there, anon.
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>>15217605
The only thing I can imagine is the Smug Squad cornering a guy, only for him to throw a potion at them that ends up turning them into Oppai Lolis.
And then that night they sneak into his house to demand a cure and things get lewd.
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>>15217612
I actually don't. I was lucky enough to have great supportive parents.
I wasn't beaten once and look at me. My only mental problems are the ones I was born with!
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>>15217613
You mean cheek rubbing, two girls getting head pat at once and cuddling?
Maybe the lot of them surrounding his member with their chests?
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>>15217630
Yes.
And then once he gives them the cure He's going to get cuddlefucked mercilessly.
The cure is a large dose of his semen.
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>>15217660
I dunno, keeping them as oppai lolis seems quite comfy to me.
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>>15217660
Those wizards make good potions. And usually you can get a good deal, since sometimes they'll ask for bits of trash you have in your pocket.
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I want to tell a monstergirl that a great meal is better than sex
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>>15217668
Well you made the potion before, you could make it again for fun.
But that would also mean that using it on them means committing to a lot of orgasms.
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>>15217678
those aren't mutually exclusive
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>>15217683
That's fine.
I'll leave them stuffed with the stuff in exchange for it.
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>>15217694
What do you mean? How can good food possibly relate to sexual activities?
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>>15217723
You poor, innocent anon.
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>>15217713
Brown Raijus Best Raijus.
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>>15217730
Isn't that a cat ninja
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>>15217713
I'd a fiery spirited raiju.
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>>15217729
Anon, you're worrying me. Please, anything but the good food. Please
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>>15216545
can I give my legs instead?
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>>15217713
How would a nervous Raiju work
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>>15217770
Don't surprise her, or you're in for a shock.
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>>15217770
She wouldn't be able to work with eletronics.
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>>15217555
I was gonna post the image but that works too i guess
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>>15217713
>Raiju protected me from bullies and other rapists all throughout middle and high school
>When we graduated she admited her love to me
>Immediately married her
>She was a complete nymphomaniac and it was hard to keep up with her
>Neither of us went to college or got a job, we were too busy fucking
>About 3 years after our marriage she finally got pregnant
>We fucked even more while she was pregnant
>Something changed in her when she gave birth to our daughter
>She started to learn how to cook, clean and overall be the best wife and mother possible
>She was still a nymphomaniac but she limited herself to sex once or twice a day for the greater good of our family
>I was able to find a part time job that payed more than enough for all our expenses
>She started to sell some of her electricity for extra-funds
>We quickly bought a big, nice home in a peaceful neighborhood while our daughter was still an infant
>Life has been quiet and easy ever since
>I could never have imagined things would turn out this way when we first married and all she cared about was sex 24/7
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>>15217743
Yes, but she has a Raiju form instead of the usual super-sword.

Or Rocket-Launcher, in her kouhai's case.
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>MFW trying to imagine a burned MG to be like Balalaika and come up with Nice Holystone from Baccano
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Is KC going to do any doujins anytime soon?
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>>15216308
Did Orlando become MGC? Are the damn near daily shootings now rapes? Can I go there for a fun day with my friends now?
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>>15216545
Yes, I might as well be blind anyway. Without my current, 5 year old glasses with scratches and chips out of, I can see about a foot in front of me before it gets blurry.
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>>15217824
He's got a couple planned.
A Shirohebi Manga, and a Wilmarina Manga.

No word on when he'll be doing either though, nor on whether they'll be generally focused or not (Like how the Cheshire Manga featured all of Wonderland, ie. The Shirohebi Manga featuring other "Zipangu Temple"-type girls, like Ryu).
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>>15216308
I can't get over how cute Orca-san looks.
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>>15216724
What kind of Native American wants to eat ice cream? Especially when you could be helping the Americans with their military codes, or working on Wolbachia.
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>>15217837
Thanks

KC's lewd faces make life worth living
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>>15216724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKWC8syE64Y
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>>15217780
>Hanging out with a Raiju
>Your phone dies on you
>"Here, let me see it."
>She takes hold of your phone and reaches down her panties
>She starts moaning louder and louder
>Your phone suddenly makes its beep-boop noise
>Battery at 100%
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>>15217896
She's gonna get the bopping of a lifetime and forced to clean my phone.
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>>15217911
for god sake woman, clip your toenails
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>>15217911
Nice feet
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>Date a sheep girl
>Her sleepiness and sweet tooth has led to a degree of chub forming under her wool
What do?
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>>15217941
make her exercise with me
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>>15217941
Shave her, sell her wool on ebay.

Fuck her full of lambs
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>>15217941
Take her into my local lilim to change her species

Aren't there better chubby monster girls?
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>>15215831
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>>15217941
>What do?
Die.
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>>15217941
Shave her in front of a mirror. Then sit behind her and give her a nice long embarrassing bellyrub while she's forced to look at how tubby she is.
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>>15217911
I want to pull her tail!
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>>15217958
I want to squeeze those breasts.
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>>15217915
For doing you the kind act of charging your phone?
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>>15217988
She shoved it in her vagina.
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>When your Cheshire tries to play a cute joke on you but just ends up making you upset
>And she has no idea how to do something that isn't prank
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>>15217377
They can be maids
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>>15218004
When I wrote it, I meant it more as she held the phone in one hand and fingered herself with the other to charge it.

I like your idea more though.
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>>15217941
Shave, tease her about the pudge, give her a belly full of lambs.
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>>15217896
Help! I used a Raiju to charge my phone and now its battery is addicted to her. Should I just keep the phone pluged in there?
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>>15218010
Yetis are the only maids I would hire. They're the cutest.

Don't tell anyone I said that.
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>>15218024
Too late, telling everyone.
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>>15218005
I want to look a Cheshire with dead fish eyes after she hurts me with a retarded prank.
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>>15217801
>3 years

You may want to see a doctor, or a medium, because either your swimmers are duds, or you've got all the curses on your balls.
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>>15218024
The kiki community frowns upon your comments, but also put on fake fluffy paw gloves to try and be yeti maids
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>>15218024
You've been marked
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>>15218051
If I commission sad Cheshire art, will Anon die?
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>>15218061
It would be extremely depressing.
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>>15218049
Goddamit Anon, I trusted you.

>>15218056
Sorry, nothing beats the original. Too bad I can't afford any maids.

>>15218060
M-Marked?
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>>15218072
Expect a Kunoichi soon, i guess.
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>>15218078
Can I have one too?
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>>15218091
You get the clumsy, loser one with an overly large rear.
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>>15218091
Only if you get marked.
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>>15216463
The dolphins go everywhere to rape, I see no point in bringing that point up.

>>15216308
Nah, I want to walk on the wild side; I'm going to go flirt with the stingraygirls. I hear they're great company but if you ever let them into your heart they'll hurt you bad.
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>>15218061
I would be extremely happy
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>>15218098
That's fine, I can help train her so I can get more Kunoichi!

>>15218100
How do I get marked then?
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I want to conceal my face whenever I go outside and spook the fuck out of monstergirls when they try to uncover it and find out I'm actually a skeleton. Not the monstergirl kind.
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Every day, oppai wurms
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>>15218117
Is it summer in Ethiopia right now?
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>>15218113
You have to get someone angry, bonus points if it's someone powerful like a rich Tanuki, a grouchy Lillim or a mafia Wurm.
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>>15218120
Yes. Fine. All right.
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>>15216826
Ay yea-

>Tiny left arm and hand

Better to have more art than to have non at all.
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>>15218113
You say that but she's got nothing going for her ninja wise.

Her balance is awful, her rear gets stuck in tight places, and she keeps forgetting her tools.

All she has is her home cooking and cleaning skills
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>>15218160
>All she has is her home cooking and cleaning skills
Don't lie to him. If she could cook, she wouldn't have to order take-out every night, and maybe she wouldn't be so chubby. And her large rear means she knocks over brooms and stuff all the time.
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>>15218172
No, she's good, just has to eat the failures, and she only knocks things over because they're placed where they shouldn't be.
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>>15216915
>>15216906
>>>/v/337284874
I'm sorry, did you say something?
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>>15218160
>>15218172
>>15218180
Never mind, this failure is getting tossed out.
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>>15218188
Well, if you don't want her then I'll take her
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>>15218186
Hey Mr. Marketer, how are you?
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>>15218190
Go ahead.
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>>15218117
I'm a skeleton too. It's cold here and I feel empty inside. I wish my waifu could be here to keep me warm and make me feel alive.
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>>15218201
>Marketers on /jp/
>In fucking /mgg/ of all places
Anon do you lack critical thinking?
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>>15218202
Ha hah!
Time for anal with a big bootied kunoichi!
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Holstaur Wights
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>>15218222
Marketers and Executives have done dumber things. I mean some of them donated millions of dollars to Jeb!'s campaign

On a related note, Monster Girl advertising would be neat to see. What would make Monster Girls buy products?
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>>15218230
Products that enhance body parts and attracts young boys are easily sold.
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>>15218224
The size of that holstaur's udders and posterior pleases me greatly.
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>>15215916
Going off less' suggestion last thread, I think Anubis would look great dressed as Pharah. Or maybe I just want more sci-fi anubis in general.
>>
Mei as a Yuki-Onna.
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>>15218242
Which would you rather have in your face, her rear or her titties?
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>>15218251
Tiddies, tough call though
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>>15218246
She's not haughty enough to be a yuki-onna, she's a happy yeti who freezes people so she can hug them back to warmth
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>>15218251
Her ass on my face, and her sisters lactating tits wrapped around my dick.
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>>15218261
>Yeti with a huge ass and big tits
Yes please.
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>>15218268
I want to impregnate those cows so badly
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>>15218251
Both at my face at the same time.
Mamono banana, I'm counting on you!
>>
It seems people here only "consume" monstergirl content most of the time, I guess myself included. Have you created anything lately, Anons?
>>
>Been a while since I've read Dumpire
>See a spoiler thread up on /a/
>Wereperv apparently marries Aliums Brother in the future
Dear God...
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>>15218279
Don't.
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>>15218268
Ima team up with those shortstacks and make buttermilk pancakes!
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>>15218287
>Have you created anything lately, Anons?
Nope.
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>>15218287
People stopped liking what I created so I stopped creating it.
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>>15218290
Who cares, that manga is as retarded as EMG.
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>>15218290
But that's wrong.
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>>15218287
I'm learning how to create content. Look foward to it.
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Maybe if monstergirls actually talked about their feelings with boys they wouldn't have to rape!
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>>15218314
Everyone present for the revelation seemed to think so too.
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>>15218304
That's an insult to EMG
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>>15216164
I've seen cuter.
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>>15218354
>MGQ harpy queen
Eugh
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>>15218293
Why?
Don't you want to see baby bumps under those aprons?
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>>15218346
You are the insult to EMG.
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>>15218360
>MGQ Harpy Queen

Get some glasses Ed.
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I'm going to make a dragon kneel before me in a panting and dripping mess just by messing with her horns!
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>>15218374
>MGQ in general
EUGH excluding Alice
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>>15218377
You havin a fuckin giggle?
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>>15218376
Horns are cranial protuberances composed of bone with a covering of keratine, and are not erogenous zones since they do not possess any kind of tactile sensors of any sort.

I know I'm playing captain obvious here, but this meme is just too fucking silly.
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>>15218377
Begone from this place, demon.
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>>15218384
Ye I'm avin a fookin gEUGHlle m8
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>>15218367
Don't impregnate the cow, you're just playing into their plans!
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>>15218416
Anon i know what i am doing. And i am enjoying it.
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>>15218416
But anon!
Think about how wide their hips will get!
And the breasts! They may get even bigger than they already are!
>>
>>15218394
>captain obvious
>implying half the people in here know even gradeschool bio
Must come from growing up in the concrete jungle or something.
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>>15218394
At least they are superb handle bars for whenever you want to facefuck them, why would a monster girl have horns otherwise?
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>>15218442
If you fuck that cow we're through being friends anon! Once the town is overrun with cows you'll learn your mistake!
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>>15218472
To hunt and kill prey. Also the larger, more prominent ones help attract mates.
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>>15218472
For attracting a ma- ...oh.
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>>15218472
>why would a monster girl have horns otherwise?
For fighting predators and competitors over territory and dominance.
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>>15218472
So men can see their social status.
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Basilisk cooking is special: The cuts are all uneven, the slices misshapen, everything is poorly sized. It's perfectly cooked and seasoned though, do to a basilisk having their other senses heightened. It's also always full of love.
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>>15218480
>>15218481
>Attracting mates
Kind of pointless if you think about it, seeing how their breasts attract more mates than their horns ever will.
>>
>>15218559
So what you're telling me i need to find an Ara~Ara~ with the biggest horns and then ill be good to go?
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>>15218476
You keep objecting, but I fail to see where any of this is a problem.
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>>15218559
I'm far more attracted to a hunnie with some shapely horns than some everyday bimbo with breasts. Besides, they can have both.
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>>15218580
Just a theoretical question here, but how hard would a Cheshire's healing instincts be awakened by meeting a human who tried to throw himself into traffic?
How hard would she try to bring back his smile?
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>>15218605
Oops. Didn't mean to reply.
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>>15218605
If she has big tits that means nursing handjobs for days.
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>>15218622
What if he's just too depressed to get it up?
What's a Cheshire to do then?
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>>15218641
Hope that she's able to produce an aphrodisiac laden milk of some sort.
>>
Has a Lilim ever deliberately turned a human girl into an Alice?
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>>15218605
>Chesire tries to make Anon express emotion again
>Surprises him when he's walking down the street
>Scares the fuck out of him
>He recoils back, trips, falls into traffic
>Ran over
>Chesire's face when
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>>15218649
Sounds horrifying.
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>>15218655
it's funny because it's invisible
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>>15218648
I don't know why, but I'm imagining her trying everything in her power to bring back the guy's smile.
Eventually it devolves to her crying and begging him to be happy.

>>15218655
Do you really think she's that stupid anon?
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>>15215755
>browsing through mogucho's shit
>notice one of his pics has OVER ONE THOUSAND comments even though his average is around 1-10
>look into it and see two people having a fucking RP session in the comments section, forming a single 1k+ comment chain
I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit.
>>
What happens to the worst maid at the academy?
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>>15218665
>RP in the comments
Oh god, that's gotta be the worst form of Internet cancer.
>>
>>15218665
>It's a Tristana picture
Oh I know EXACTLY what's going on here
>>
>>15217086
>Gazer yells at humanboy for having no taste.
>Humanboy yells back she's right, Gazers are shit.
>Turns 360 degrees and pokes her in the eye.
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>>15218665
The longer you spend on the seedier parts of the internet, the more laughing and vomiting tend to blur together. The only true answer to your question is that it doesn't matter what you do now, but that when the End of Days looms close at hand, you can face it with the heart of a man who no longer knows joy or revulsion. It is what it is.

>>15218671
She gets shipped off to serve some arrogant young master and becomes the heroin of Clumsy Maid Gets Violated By Shota H-Manga #19471
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>>15218671
She gets consolation headpats.
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>>15218688
Durr. Heroine.
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>>15218688
>Being violated by a shota
It must be as embarrassing as getting violated by a loli, i simply cannot picture it.
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>>15216453
Why should I go there? For all I know the idols are mean and bitchy off stage.
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So what sort of things would an enterprising lich fill her breasts with, besides milk?

Let's be creative here.
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>>15218729
>Let's be creative here.

Super awesome Lich milk which is superior to anything a bovine monstergirl can produce.
Did anyone ever save those Lich lactation greentexts by the way?
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>>15218729
Game Lich fills hers up with Mtn Dew
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>>15218729
Potions. Not even sexual potions, if her husband isn't around. Things to boost her spell power.
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>>15218718
You clearly have not read enough hentai. The maid is clumsy but either sweet or a bit of a cunt. She has to have sex with the young master because it's apparently her job. She eventually loses to the Power of the Dick (it is inevitable) and everyone lives happily ever after because the manga is nice enough to cut off before the 10+ year age difference causes anything unsightly.

>>15218729
Bernaise in one, hollandaise in the other.
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>>15218527
>You will never have the Basilisk class-rep make you a bento
>She'll never plead that you enjoy it, with a shaky voice
>You'll never open it and have your heart drop: almost no organisation, everything is poorly sized and roughly cut, poorly arranged in general
>You cautiously take a bite
>It's delicious
>You start telling her it's great
>She gets all humble and embarrassed, holding her cheeks
>You can just barely see her bushing from under her mask as her feather-tipped tail swishes back and forth
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>>15218729
soft serve ice cream for a lich in her frozen tower
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>>15218657
>A father looks upon his young daughter and wishes that she would stay young and innocent forever
>Monster girl version of a genie happened to be around
Wait, has he done genies yet?
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>>15218761
Would using mirrors let us see each other?
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>>15218803
No.
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So, is lanternon dead? Is the series over with what I presumed was an April Fools prank? It's been over a month since an update.
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>>15218803
It depends on the nature of the magic. I doubt it can survive sufficiently many levels of obfuscation. Camera/monitor systems might well work. If not, try repeated fast Fourier transforms with a band pass filter. If even that doesn't work, sample her image at regularly spaced subintervals of the Nyquist frequency and reassembling the mean image. If that doesn't cause sufficient distortion, nothing will.

>>15218852
It's May. A lot of our writefags are students and are probably overrun. Give it time.
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>>15218852
He finished his story already. I have no idea why he no longer posts updates in this thread.
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>>15218880
Do you mean the first one? He made another account for the second. http://pastebin.com/u/lanternon2
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>>15218889
I meant the second one. The paladin one.
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>>15218734
Very Snorunt in design...
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>>15218895
Are you trolling, or...?
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>>15218920
Considering their behaviour, Snorunt lolis would be adorable.
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>>15218960
Just confirming, nothing more.
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>>15218966
I'm very certain that you're mistaken.
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>>15218978
His second story is the paladin, and that's the story I said that he finished recently.
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>>15218984
But it's not finished
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>>15218688
>Clumsy Maid Gets Violated By Shota H-Manga #19471
I prefer Brown Kuudere Maid.
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I know where the Second Foundation is.
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>>15219004
I take it you caught takatsu keita's recent translation upload?
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>>15217566
The harvest needs rain, dawg.
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>>15218745
>Besides milk
Unfortunately no to the screencap. If Warosu ever comes back online, I'll try and nab them from there.

>>15218747
>Lich casually sucking on her own breast as she's playing video games

>>15218756
What about distilled, liquid magic? Like raw power in her breasts for casting many powerful spells without magic fatigue.
Of course, her breasts would get smaller with every spell cast, but just absorbing ambient magic would be enough to boost their size.

>>15218757
Sounds tasty. What food would you use that breast-sauce on?
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What is the point of calling the red queen an alice if she doesn't possess any of the defining features of an alice due her already living in wonderland? She's just a loli succubus.
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>>15219112
Doesn't matter.
She's getting headpats.
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>>15219112
>Thinking the Queen of Hearts is the Red Queen
Anon...
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>>15219128
Are you for fucking real?
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>>15219022
I'd been reading it even before it was translated.
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>>15219136
Yep, I'm going to dodge roll my way through her keep, beating bosses until I find and pat the head of the ultimate loli.
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Huh.

Butter-T drew Servant Irisveil. Neat.
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>>15217174
My she has big breasts
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>>15217179
>/K/
Excellent taste friend.
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>>15219144
>Servant Irisveil
She's an Avenger class Servant in GO isn't she?
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>>15219183
Caster if I remember correctly
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>>15219180
Yeah, if you're an armchair general/overcompensating fatty.
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>>15219034
>Unfortunately no to the screencap. If Warosu ever comes back online, I'll try and nab them from there.
Not him and shameless shilling I know, but I normally compile greentexts I've written that I was satisfied with in here: http://pastebin.com/dphyr587
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>>15219189
Stay mad.
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/mgg/ brought the smack down on some kiddies tonight. Be proud of yourself, everyone. You're all winners.
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>>15219183
Caster.

Only Avengers are Angra Mainyu, naturally, along with Jeanne Alter and Edmond Dantes.
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>>15219134
Holy shit, how the fuck did I replace "queen of hearts" with "red queen" in my head?
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Why aren't they real?
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>>15219245
What?
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>>15219301
If they were, none of of would be here. We'd have fully productive lives and be happy.
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>>15219329
I LOVE IT
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>>15219323
>We'd have fully productive lives and be happy
If only
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>>15219353
You can have it. At least by keeping your place clean and changing up your routine. I tend to be depressed alot so it helps for me when I see how much of a consistent failure I am compared to my more successful siblings and relatives.
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>>15219329
he gets my respect for trying
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>>15219383
It's that sort of pioneering that paves the way for future sexual innovations. Truly a noble cause.
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>>15219393
We need a least one man to trying, so we know what to do later
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>>15218727
>For all I know the idols are mean and bitchy off stage.

But Anon, that's part of the appeal for me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEfrOt6Sq0
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>"This Anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!"
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Goddamn it, /mgt/. You couldn't give me even 72 hours to play after release before someone showhorned in a MGE mod.
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>>15219450
What does that even mean?
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>>15219329
That's surprisingly cute.
I want to cuddle an Apophis now.
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>>15219457
She wants a boy with a nice butt.
Women are allowed to have fetishes too.
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>>15219461
She wants to cuddle you, too.
>>15219467
Well lucky her, I happen to have a sizable yet muscular cushion for my seat.
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>>15219473
#1 Pop!
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Nothing compares to snakes and canids.

Now we just need some sort of wan-wan snake and we'd have best girl.
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>>15219473
I want to lay down on top of her and just cuddle her all night long while her tail wraps around us.

>>15219494
It just occurred to me how hard Kakuens are getting shafted.
It's the year of the Monkey and they have barely anything.
Imagine how bad it's gonna get for the poor Cockatrices next year.
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>>15219494
>wan-wan snake

This exists, get on it KC.
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I'm going to get abophis fit!
She's going to have iron abs, biceps that bulge even when she doesn't flex, and a back that would make Bruce Lee jealous!
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>>15219504
They look so bummed out.
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>>15219453
What game is this?
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>>15219494
>some sort of wan-wan snake
Maybe get Quicksilver and that kobold spammer together and see what they could come up with. It would probably turn out to be a loli though, so there's that.
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>>15219504
>Giraffe
>Somehow ends up as as a giant leopard with a snake head that barks

Fucking medieval scholars, always worth a heart jej
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>>15219513
Stellaris.
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>>15219554
yuck
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>>15219554
If Semen Demons stay youthful with that stuff, do you think a Succubus might turn into a loli if she gets too much jizz?
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>>15219561
eew
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>>15219561
She'd probably get everything that comes with over eating.
A tummy ache and a tummy
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>>15219367
>successful
I'm plenty successful, just not happy.
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>>15219557
>>15219569
How would you guys know? it's not like you've tasted it before.
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>>15219580
I have. It doesn't really taste like anything.
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I want to go on an adventure with a monster girl loli to try and fight the tyrannical queen of a nearby kingdom!
I want to be surprised to find out that she's not actually that evil and that she's been traveling alongside me the entire time in disguise.
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So Anons, how do you tell your daughteru that Battlefront II in 2017.
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>>15219607
Why would I tell her that? I have no idea what that even is.
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>>15219580
Well, about that... Have you ever had one of those times whee you forget to control your aim and you hit yourself in the face?
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>>15219612
It's EA making a sequel to Battlefront.
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>>15219607
My daughteru doesn't like rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty games.
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>>15219621
I still don't know what that is and don't see why I should talk to my daughteru about it.
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>>15219607
Tell her that Battlefront 2 released in 2005.
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>>15219632
Silly Anon.
We don't talk about the good games anymore.
That Campaign, god damn was it good.
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>>15219632
>>15219642
Are there monster girls in Battlefront? Because if not I'm getting very, very confused.
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>>15219648
Yes, they're little bear girls that hurl spears, giant, muscled yetis that can cuddle a man into submission in less than a second, and moderately big bear girls that can carry a man off to their treetop homes.

Very nice girls all of them.
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>>15219671
You forgot that poor crippled sandworm and the mindflayer dancers.
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>>15219632
You should have inserted /d/ in the final spot.
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Being contracted to a sylph would be grand.
the only downside is you have to have a strong mind for sky sex
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>>15219713
That or the words "ASS MAGGOTS"
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>>15219710
>sandworm that can't move through sand.

I'd gladly push her around in a wheelchair, thanks mamobama for the size change.


>mindflayer dancers
they wouldn't need to read my mind to see how much I want this.
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>>15219718
Show your working anon. how did you come to this conclusion?
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>>15219724
That one artist single handedly made body horror on par with a Silent Hill.
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>>15219728
Simples
the idea of sex in the sky isn't new, hell people have actually pulled it of in real life

I just want to make sure I live while I do it and not forget to open a parachute/maintain wind magic while I'm up there.
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>>15219725
Nigger it's the god damn Sarlacc Pit and Twi'leks from SW.
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>>15219730
Man every other monster drawn by him was a "learn something new" in terms of what I don't want
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>>15219741
So?
You wouldn't waifu sarlacc chan?

I know what they are, I'm just keeping with the theme.
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>>15219725
>Thanking Mamobama
>Not the Empress

Rebel scum these days...
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>>15219741
CUTE
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to visit the houris at the love shack, they're kinda lonely there.
Just do a good deed or two and they will come down to be with you always....

The also make real good cherry fritters.
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>>15219754
I'm going to show that empress the passion of the darkside by taking her out on a romantic date.
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>>15219764
>Cherry Fritters

I'll go out there to spite them by doing bad deeds in front of them.

Like...like littering!
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Any throwaway story ideas?
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>>15219782
Anon no!
If you do that then they'll never be able to give you hugs with those little wings or wait for you on the bed with little 'Yes' pillows!
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>>15219791
anon gets out of getting raped by taking a nap.
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>>15219764
>love shack
Sounds like a bad place. Like They would rape any man that came in there.
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>>15219791
I had this one idea that had a Kunoichi/Cheshire prank war rivalry that would eventually piss off a city.
or one where a fancy wolf (a upper class werewolf from a earlier thread convo) talked to a classy kakuen about wine and cricket, much to the confusion of a vampire
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>>15219796
A little unrelated, but the words "Man cave" in MGE terms sounds like a pit succubi/dark elves keep slaves in
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>>15219796
It's actually an old motel they refurbished with lots of pillows, beds, and a bar.
They make get a lot of use out of the last one because not too many guys drive out to them.
Any that do are swarmed by cheerful, eager girls that just want to make him happy.

May also be the sight of an underground Eros extremist sect that wants to spike the city water supply with a love potion...which won't work because everyone has purifiers, filters, or learned create water thanks to the sheer amount of milk/potions that keep getting dumped into it.
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The best way to stop new monsters is to seal echina dungeons, preferably with them in it.
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>>15219813
Well I’m packing my things then. I can stay there for a weekend. They seem like nice ladies.

>>15219811
Never go the man cave anon. Never!
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>>15219827
>>15219827
Expect them to fawn over you for quite a bit and for one or two or four of them to ask to go home with you if you are really nice.
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>>15219791
Guy takes in a homeless wolfu. Tender healing happens. Followed by eternal love.
But the guy loves another.
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>>15219791

A man who attempts suicide by trying to drown but accidently bumps into a Flow kelp while doing so.

A gruff Akaname janitor showing the new guy the ropes.
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>>15219833
>one or two or four of them to ask to go home with you
I'm not going to stop them, but do they really want a harem?
I'm fine with that.
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Dudes, Snakes.
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>>15219504
I would love to see this and some of the other weird ass shit that came out of medieval bestiaries, like the headless people with faces on their chests and the whale looking monsters on maps
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>>15219844
As long as they can make you happy and cuddle up at night then they'd be happy to share.
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>>15219853
That's no snake. She's got no scales. What the hell are you trying to pull?
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>>15219742
He's pretty much my entire counterargument to all people who calls some monstergirls "cosplay tier". This is the logical end point of the other side.
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>>15219870
Sir, your eye just isn't refined enough. Her scales are so smooth and delicate, they're almost imperceptible.
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>>15219867
They could easily make me happy. But it might be tight in bed with 4 people trying to cuddle up to me.
Still, that would make me happy.
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>>15219867
Look, my backup plans is be a librarian or be a househusband, I'm easy to please.
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Alp angel shall resuscitate this thread!
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>>15220039
Mizuki is a miracle of the universe.
I really need to fucking catch-up. Haven't read it in a while.
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>>15220039
>Alp Angel
That's it, I'm joining Satan.
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>>15220053
Then you just have to put up with regular alps.
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>>15220053
I'm sure she'd be happy to have you, anon.
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>>15220054
Regular Alps don't get preachy and self-righteous, so I'm up for getting pinned down and forced to suck on big black spadetails.
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>>15220059
>Diablo
I always preferred Mephisto-nee-san.
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>I played 18. Shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
She might look cool, but is actually a nerdalinger. Do you hit it, Y/N?
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>>15220072
>I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Clint.
>I don't care.
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I woke up smelling like puke but there's no vomit anywhere. What the fuck.
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>>15220086
>2 more years until we get the BP solo movie
Suffering.
>>
>Writing story by hand with pencil and paper because computer took a shit due to weather conditions
>Every time I try to write aboot my shitty stories of mummy maids, corpse slapping akin to Deadpool and Wolverine, and the MC having his jewels smacked hard by a loli Anubis' staff-thing and curling up into a crying fetal position, a gods damned kitten climbs onto my arm and claws it up while another tries to eat my writing paper
>WHEN I can write without them trying to help I end up loosing interest after a few sentances
>also, typing this into a computer at a later date will fucking suck BALLS since my current chapter alone is over 12x the regular length of my normal ones
>and it's not even finished yet

Oh lord, being homeless is suffering to no end. But, on the bright side, I have an abundance of material to use for Junko shorts.
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>>15220109
>Junko shorts
Are you going to pay royalties for that?
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>>15220097
Much suffering indeed...
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>>15220109
>aboot
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Here is a short Cancer story: http://pastebin.com/LdfHQaSS
Tags: No smut, Cancer, Mermaid, Minotaur, Dire Werewolf, Chimaera

The goal of the story is to showcase the life of a regular monster girl, one without anything special going for her, while still having a plot and some kind of action going on

If you do read the entire story, first of all thank you and then I have a question for you: Do you think that the Dire Werewolf and Chimaera are evil?
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>>15220123
So where's our delicious brown panther girl?
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>>15220116
>royalties
Why should I have to pay for my own idea of a homeless Jinko who gets plastered and passes out in a kindergarten playground when she isn't listening to a one-armed Apophis or Cheshire who thinks she's a pirate ramble on? Has Alp done something he shouldn't have?
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>>15220143
>Has Alp done something he shouldn't have?
Yeah, he wrote a story with her in it. Now you have to pay shekels, my man. Shekels.
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>>15220137
>Cancer
I can't think about those right now without getting mad.

It's been a long night.
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>>15220137
Evil? No. No, I don't think they're being actively malicious.
You'll continue this, right?
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>>15220137
Not in the least, the town is all about survival of the fittest and any men that enter probably know what they're getting into.
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>>15220168
>You'll continue this, right?
I can't promise anything but I plan to, but I'll change the MC to the Soldier Beetle that greets Ozia near the end
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>>15220179
Neat.
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>>15220158
Ah yes, I forgot about him doing a story. It's been ages since I gave him the green light.

Anyway, has anything of noteworthyness sprung up? I've been to busy with car isssues and finding homes for the hellspawn my cat birthed seven weeks ago, so I haven't had much time to browse the thread and wade through the blighted shitposts.
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>>15220231
>car issues

>tfw when have to hit the scrapyard tomorrow to get some harness stuff to make an adapter cable for my new turn signals
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>>15220059
S.. Satan-san please, it's my first time committing a great sub against the Lord...
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>>15220231
Greenlight this, you sonnuvabitch!

http://pastebin.com/tfgtA8VH
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FAT CAT ASS
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>>15220264
>"You called, Tomcat?~"
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>>15220268
Not fat enough.
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>>15220268
>Tomcat
That's so damn cheesy.
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>>15220271
How about this?
>>
Are all Paladins Nazis or are there some that don't want to exterminate everything?
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>>15220279
The one that teams up with the little yeti is an awesome dude.
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>>15220279
I don't know any monster girl setting with bloodcrazed paladins in it

Even in MGQ where monsters actually kill humans, all the soldiers seemed like regular people

In MGE the warriors and heroes give up after realizing the true nature of monsters or after getting raped
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>>15220278
Lewd cat is lewd.
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>>15220268
>You will never be a 'Tomcat' and have your own harem of fat-bottomed Cat Girls.
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>>15220287
>I don't know any monster girl setting with bloodcrazed paladins in it

It's just a /Tg/ meme where they potray them as big ass evil robots destroying everything on their path.
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>>15220295
WE ARE NOT EVIL
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>>15220248
Too busy working on my own story related stuff to read your thing, Alpy-boy.
Need to find a way to manage stupid ideas, like loli Kiki adoption, and properly structure the not-as-stupid-but-still-bad ones, like adding a bit of explanation as to why the northern most continent in the setting of one story is hell through superboss tier random encounters like Banshee Dragons and shit.
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>>15220298
You could've read it twice over at least in the time since I posted it.
What's this about a Banshee Dragon?
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CATS
IN
SPATS
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>>15220278
Still far too small.
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>>15220301
Play Romancing SAGA games or GoS, and then you'll know.
Or, if you are lazy, it's pretty much a large, muli-headed dragon that has different colored head representing a different element and a shitton of turns to use to petrify/freeze/kill you, based from the GoS version. It is basically a mini-Tiamat of sorts.

I also plan on other things too, such as Hydras, Furfurs.
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Alp you bastard, i liked the ntr a shit story, fucker
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>>15220342
Well I don't have it saved anywhere.
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>>15220314
Fattest I could find, take it or leave it.
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>>15220348
Still too small.
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>>15220351
Sir, we do not serve whale-cats in this establishment. If you would like something else off the menu, please tell us, but we cannot provide any larger cat asses.
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>>15220346
and ill hate you forever for it
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>>15220357
The man needs to go down to Ahab's. They'll give him a souvenir harpoon and everything.
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Have we got any stories that main the khepri?
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Im going to boost a succubus's power so much she'll be as strong as lilims!
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Are catgirls scared of cucumbers?
If I paint my dick green and show it to her will she get the spooks?
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>>15220369
Silent did one and there's also Bob's which is probably the only thing he's done that I've enjoyed.
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>MACBETH
>Why should I play the Roman fool and die On mine own sword? Whiles I see lives, the gashes Do better upon them.

>Enter MACDUFF

>MACDUFF
>Turn, hellhound, turn!

What did Shakespeare mean by this?
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>>15220357
Anon, they don't have to be fat to have large asses.
Looking at their proportions, those are not large butts.
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>>15220399
Do you have examples then? I want to see if my view of what a fat ass is the same as yours or not.
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>>15220369
silent, bob and beast all did one.
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>>15220394
I have a better one for you.

>Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drenched our teeples, drowned the cocks!
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>>15220382
>Anon wants to power-up his Succubus wife to Lilim level
>They have sex 24/7
>Within a week Anon forgot why he was doing this and keeps going just because it feels good
>She eventually gets pregnant but they keep going to make a strong child
>By the time she gave birth she already turned into an Arch-Succubus
>Anon now has an insanely powerful wife and daughter
>The family has no use for their power aside for making sex better
>At least their daughter won't get bullied in school
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>>15220402
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>>15220394
this Macduff character is speaking a ward against the personification of death, a common Shakespearean motif.
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>>15220391
Sorry, didn't see yours before >>15220403
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>>15220394
He wants to see THICC hellhound butt before his battle.
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>>15220097
Didn't even know they were making one. That's pretty neat. Hope they go full mysticism with it though.
It's pretty amusing that he was fighting on the level of Hawkeye when that vibranium armour should render him literally invincible. Given how it works, he should be able to survive a hammer blow from Thor.

Y'know, I've always wondered how a good monstergirl superhero story would work. A hero story is easy enough, but with a superhero story, you need to give the protagnists powers which are extraordinary in their own world. And given how monstergirls already have what we'd see as superpowers, it kind of becomes a bit tricky. When everyone's a super, no one is.
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>>15220408
Ah, our perceptions of what is fat and what is not is clearly different. And if a girl with a slimmer frame had an ass that fat, it would not be symmetrical enough to be realistic. Shall we call it a difference in tastes then?
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>>15220421
Wasn't even him 2bh
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>>15220444
Yeah, I've seen worse, it's just not to my liking.
The butt on that sword though.
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>>15220286
>Pally, hey Pally come here, they're saying good things about us on the internet!
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>>15220403
links please?
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>>15220489
http://pastebin.com/vZyc6fFt for bob
http://pastebin.com/c5Fs4zZU for beast
I dot have silent's one
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>>15220558
Whar I wouldn't give to have sex with her.
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Look out, she's cute!
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>>15220633
Oh no! I didn't look away and now I'm enticed by her beatiful eyes.
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Has anyone actually made this thing?
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It's been a week and you haven't pumped her rump. The fuck if wrong with you, anon?
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>>15220720
There will be no pickle pee for greedy crownukis like her.
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>>15220737
>greedy
Hey. It's fair and pure trade.
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>>15215755
>>15215762
It actually worked KC noticed
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>>15220745
I don't think there's anything fair and pure in that knife, Anon.
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>>15220361
You're a very hateful person for someone with such weird fetishes.
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>>15220417
Syndrome please go.
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>>15220760
Having stuff you paid for noticed by kc feels great, can only imagine how it feels for the artists.
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>>15220760
Well, that pic is of extremely high quality, of course he would notice. He reposted much more meh stuff in the past
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Braids and freckles are the best, discuss.
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I want to be the only male in a school filled with single yandere monstergirls!
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>>15220791
Are you crazy? you want that school to become a battlefield?
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>>15220795
Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?
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>>15220795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxo4T21K8W0
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>>15220795
>battlefield
ANON NO!
You will turn into nigger if that happens!
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>>15220789
I want a nerdy Weresheep with braids, freckles and glasses.
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>>15220798
Many things can bloom on the battlefield, love is not one of those.
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>>15220828
Love is a battlefield.
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>>15220815
What color of hair, eyes and wool doe she have?
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>>15220832
Love cannot bloom on the love.
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>>15220853
Sure it can, how else could it evolve into True Love?
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>>15220856
There is no such thing.
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>>15220866
Good grief!
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>>15220840
Brown eyes, grey fur and hair to match.

The kind of look that mean girls might laugh about but adorable in her own way.
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>>15220873
>grey fur
I mean wool. That's an embarrassing mistake.
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>>15220873
She sounds like a good girl who keeps her ample bosom hidden under a sweater made out of what she herself has produced.
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>>15220871
>Tfw no kobold with a hyperactive imagination who is friends with a yellow harpy who talks in lines
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>>15220898
>no Jinko cuddle-buddy who is always happy to see you when you come home and pushes you down to the floor to be raped by a Stinkypede for a can of salmon
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>go to sleep last night
>Putin foils everything again
pls
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>>15220923
You sick fuck. At least I dream about girls I knew in elementary school.
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>>15220720
Too busy pumping Dancer's rump.
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>>15220936
I don't think you should pump that rump, Anon.
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>>15220940
What's the worst that could happen?
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>>15220940
No force in this world is strong enough to quell my lust for Big Blue Booty.
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>>15220923
You can't the emperor Putin
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>>15220901
>no lazy yellow cat girl who loves lasagna and gives snide remarks about you
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>>15220967
Not-quite lolidom is pretty great. I never fap to it while conscious though. Too shameful.
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Dude plays Splatoon with KC. You can spot him by the name, it has クロス at the end.
http://en.niconico.sarashi.com/?sm28807049
http://en.niconico.sarashi.com/?sm28814351
Weird site because the one he tweets demands an account. Nothing really interesting happens.
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>>15220971
>Too shameful

Weenie.
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>>15220990
Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
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>>15220989
Oh yeah, and Mindflayers a best.
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>>15220971
>I never fap to it while conscious though. Too shameful.
Fag
Loli-dom is top tier stuff
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>>15220989
Does KC talk in it? Can we hear his voice?
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>>15221003
For you maybe
its a full nope for me
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>>15221007
Alp
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>>15221003
Hey now, that's cheating. Brown lolis are literally irresistible.
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>>15221007
No. The author talks but I'm 90% sure that isn't him. You can see him playing and scores, I'd say he's mediocre, better than this guy though.
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>>15220927
>You sick fuck. At least I dream about girls I knew in elementary school.
Atleast it wasn't anything sexual, that would've been too fucking wierd.

I was a wizard with invisibility magic trying to heist some kind of a manor/conference hall thing, but the floors were really loud like in Thief games so I had to be careful while sneaking around. But on the day of the planned heist there were extra security everywhere, and when I looked in the dining room I saw Barack Obama and Putin sitting at a table, nobody knew about the meeting in advance because it was top secret. I had to retreat and I saw a friend back from school days was there for some reason, except he was a kid for some reason and was there with his mom. I sneaked out behind them and he kept saying wierd shit implying he knew I was there and it was me, even though I was invisible.

And then the viewpoint switched after I left the premises, now I was watching the events like a movie and there was an "Episode 2" title card. Some time after I had left, a horde of infected/zombie abominations with huge distended mouths smashed through the doors into the building and started killing the bodyguards and all hell broke loose. Can't remember what happened after that.

I don't even know what the fuck
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>>15221062
You're awful. Here's a guy struggling with his latent pedophilia and you're encouraging him to give in to Satan.
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>>15221089
I wonder who could be behind such a terrible idea.
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Needful things for sale. Buy now, pay later.
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My Monster Waifu wouldn't make me eat vegetables would she? I hate vegetables.
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>>15221110
That's [pretty vague.
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>>15221126
Nah, is steak, see?
>>15221131
It's not vague at all if you know your Stephen King.
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>>15221170
I'll take the tubby thick one.
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>>15221170
Gimme either the bondage babe or the seduced below her.
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>>15220720
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>>15221170
I really do hate elves.
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>>15221272
She looks like she's having fun down there.
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>>15221110
What are "needful things" and why are they on sale?
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>>15221272
What caused this to happen?
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>>15220137
I've enjoyed it, would keep an eye on if you decide to expand it.
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>>15221293
You know. Stuff you want. Stuff you need. YOU in particular.
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>>15221110
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>15221306
Sooo...Candy? Well I don’t actually need candy.
But why would I need it in particular? Couldn't someone else need it?
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Your niece better be 2d anon or this is all fucking disgusting

If she is 2d then it's hot as fuck
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>all this loli talk
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>>15221418
Top cute. This is not that pedo writefag's toddler hebi, right? Double digits or bust.
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>>15221418
Why are loli heibis so olev?
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>>15221423
7 is hardly a toddler anon.
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Someone crossbreed Ellenbaker-sensei with a Cancer, please.
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>>15221423
Since only the bodytype is mentioned, I suppose the age is left open to interpretation.
>>15221424
Wide hipped loli whitesneks with big butts.
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>>15221430
I wanna cuddle that snek.
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>>15221302
Glad you liked it

>if you decide to expand it.
I do, the sequel will have the Soldier Beetle as the main character

Too bad you didn't answer the question
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>>15221430
I'm going to hug that snake. And no one will stop me.
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>>15221444
Reality will anon, just as much as it stops me from hugging mine
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>>15221418
>someone capped my greentext
Oh hey, neato!
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>>15221464
Why must reality be so crule?
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>>15221464
Reality is just a concept, if you truly believe something is real, it becomes real

My waifu is real
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>>15221482
I'm cuddling my waifu as we speak. Well, a plushie of her.
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>>15221476
Because we're actually in hell right now

Sometimes i think i was married to miia when alive and my punishment in hell is to live a life where the feelings are still there but she's not real
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>>15221170
I want top left without the bondage shit
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>>15221497
>that delusion

Fuck, anon
You need Marche in your life
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>>15220137
It was a nice simple story. The Werewolf and Chimera weren't evil, just trying to get a man.
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>>15221497
>we're actually in hell right now
You know it brother.
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>>15221507
I need what?
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>>15221418
Cowgirl is the best pose for lolis
That Sasha fallen brides story was awesome
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>>15221522
Lord and Saviour Marche
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>>15221537
How can one man be so right?
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>>15221482
My waifu touches me every night, but since she is a reptile I only feel her cold scaly hands gripping my chest, but I know she's there and I'm heating her up.
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>>15221557
Fuck you Marche
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>>15221557
I'm sorry anon i refuse

I've based my life around escapism
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I want an oppai loli wight to 'ohohoho' while sitting in my lap.
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>>15221576
I want to squeeze her cool and sweet milk into a cup of hot cocoa.
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>>15221537
What about a cuddlefucking position? You know, where you lay on your sides and face each other while you cradle her little head with one arm and her petite body with the other, where you slowly thrust yourself in and out of her tight lolihole and maintain steady eye contact the whole time?
That one is my favorite.
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>>15221580
Do you drink the cup of it in front of her?
Or do you give it to her to drink?
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>>15221594
If you're going for cuddlefucking why not go the full lotus?
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>>15221596
Drinking a monstergirls milk in front of her sounds like a good way to turn her on.
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>>15221602
Because I want to lay down when I have sex?
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>>15221612
That's an okay reason, although it sounds more awkward your way. Make sure you hold her head to your big, muscular chest softly but firmly.
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>>15221607
I don't trust this cat.
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>>15221609
Would you store her milk up and poor it into the drinks when her friends and peers pop up?

Would you watch her squirm as she tries to not spill the beans at the sight of it?
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>>15221615
Absolutely. I'm going to hug her as close as I can.
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>>15221622
I'd keep her Wight milk only for personal use, along with feeding our daughterus.
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>>15221620
I'd trust that cat in your stead
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>>15221630
Does your daughteru take after her mother or does she take after you, making people think that your wife is really your daughteru after a milk accident.
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>>15221638
>you will never be the legal jailbait husband to an oppai loli Wight on top of having a super busty Wight daughteru with an Elektra complex
It hurts.
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>>15221662
Best question is if the daughter can compete with her mother's hips, rear, and chest.
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>>15221674
If you compare the body the girls in http://exhentai.org/g/836826/2f0a203299/ have to a Wight with a Hobgoblins body, there's bound to be competition
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>>15221693
Hmm, that's a good competition.
Whats best is if they both have a competition to see who could pleasure you better.
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All this talk about doing lewd stuff to your daughter is fun and with monster girls it's completely ok, but I'm sure that I would never be able to do it, even if she begged for it

I can't be the only one who just wants a clean father/daughter relationship?
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>>15221704
I do.
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>>15221704
Nah, that's fine.
Chaste relationships with them. are just fine.
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>>15221704
I want that too.
I'd never cheat on my waifu, and she'd skin my dick before putting us in cement shoes to die together if I did, and I want to cheer for my daughter to get her beloved childhood friend.
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>>15221704
You are literally the only one in all of 4chan who wants a healthy father-daughter relationship, literally the sole person with those kinds of wishes and intentions. The only one

The only one
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>>15221704
>I can't be the only one
Yeap, the only one
Dick the daughteru
Usagi_drop.jpg
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>>15221704
You're not alone anon.
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>>15221753
agreed, neither of you are alone on your opinions as I share them too.
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>>15221704
I don't want to fuck anyone but my wife
Daughters are for hugs, cuddling, telling dad jokes to, embarrassing in front of friends, and raising to be a smart happy young woman
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>>15221720
>anon calmly accepts his fate as his shirohebi waifu prepares to take a straight razor to his dick on a dark, windy pier
>I'm sorry, Dear. I deserve this.
>he screams and cries hysterically and hugs her head tight to his chest as she slices the skin off his penis
>finally it's done and his mind is almost gone from the pain
>but he still has the presence of mind to step into the concrete together with her
>once the mass sets they both throw their weight to the side
>anon sinks beneath the waves, still hugging his wife, screaming in pain with lungs full of water as the saltwater burns his flayed dick
Normal End
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>>15221780
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>>15221704
I would honestly prefer a normal relationship with my daughter.
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I want to have a son with a human gir, alp him and fuck him up the butt!
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>>15221780
... no.
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>>15221780
Nah, not into it.
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>>15221780
Why in god's name would you sit down and write this? What goes on in that disturbed head?

>>15221802
Kindly leave.
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>>15221802
You're the worst person in this thread.
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>>15221809
>Why in god's name would you sit down and write this?
Because it's fun. One of these days I'm going to write another classic that will ring through the ages like Charon-chan x Hobos
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>>15221817
I'm pretty sure I hate your guts now.
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>>15221817
OH SHIT
It's you
DO IT!
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>>15221817
Charon is for loving!
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>>15221823
>DO IT!
What?
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>>15221817
Fuck you.
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>>15221829
I don't know.
Something as cool as charon and hobos. My fantasy is shit desu senpai
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>>15221833
>Charon and Hobos
>Cool
Do the world a favor and throw your computer out the window my dude.
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Paws.
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>>15221834
What is she going to slice with that big sword?
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>>15221834
Ehmm... Want some tea?
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>>15221836
It's was the best charon story m8
Did she even had any stories?
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>>15221720
>Marry a Will-O-Wisp
>Eventually get a child together
>She absolutely adores her daughter
>As your daughter grows up old enough to have sex their relationship changes
>It's now a love/hate relationship where your wife is paranoid of your daughter stealing you from her
>You're pretty sure that your wife is ready to lock you in some secret rape dungeon if you dare do perverted things to your daughter
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>>15221802
>alp him
>fuck him up the butt

Sounds like you're going to alp first at that rate. Good thing too if it spares any of your spawn that fate.
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>>15221833
There just aren't any popular memegirls in today's mgt. There's kobold and komodo? Chubby alp is already passe.
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>>15221844
No.
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>>15221844
>Actually thinking that story was any good at all
I'm sorry anon, your shit taste is terminal.
There was one where a Cerberus monstergirl was involved but it's writer dropped off the fucking face of the earth.
Leagues better than fucking Hobos.
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>>15221844
Alp did one, Harblador did two, probs some others too.
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>>15221862
>There was one where a Cerberus monstergirl was involved but it's writer dropped off the fucking face of the earth.
Not him but that was pastebinned, but I lost the link ;_;
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>>15221834
Her belly is pretty soft despite her nature as a sword wielder.
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>>15221865
Charon deserved better.

>>15221873
I know that pain well.
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What happens if you pull off a monstergirls ahoge?
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>>15221906
It would be extremely painful.
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>>15221858
>komodo liposuction ntr gangrape
I'm just throwing things out here.
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>>15221858
Hey don't call Komodo Onee-san a memegirl. She's not a memegirl. She's a cute girl.
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>>15221906
She becomes human again.
DO NOT try to pull a kejourou's ahoge
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>>15221906
>pull off a monstergirls ahoge
I’m confused. Do you mean making a monster girl go making a monster girl stop ahoge painfully?
She will be fine. She’s a big girl.
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>>15221930
What the fuck did you just type? I'm trying to make sense of it but I can't.
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>>15221928
>She becomes human again.
More like you're getting an Alter Kej.
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>>15221942
He pulled it off.
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>>15221942
Wow, apparently I copy pasted wrong so it came out all fuck up. What I meant to say was:

I’m confused. Do you mean making a monster girl go ahoge or making a monster girl stop ahoge.
I don’t remember what the “painfully” part came from.
I think I need to go to sleep.
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>>15221960
Anon... Ahoge and ahegao are two very different things.
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>>15221960
Did you confuse "Ahoge" with "Ahegao"?
Because one is a hair thing, the other is the orgasm face.
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>>15221967
Well dyslexia is a bitch.
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>>15221967
>>15221971
It is at this point I just want to go away and hope no one will remember my fuck ups.
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>>15220655
I want to make the Lich, but that the guy always makes them look cross-eyed bugs me, so I'd have to edit that first, then print them off...

Despite it being a simple edit, it still feels like it'd be too much an effort, thus I haven't yet.
>>
I want to date a sarcastic, nihilistic, yet charismatic Wurm.
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>>15221978
Your waifu is watching you fuck up.
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>>15222011
Sorce?
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>>15222011
We need more dark skinned shortstacks
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>>15222017
Anon, you're just making it worse.
Please, I don't want to think I'm disappointing my waifu.
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>>15222011
Merrows need more love
I want to steal A Merrow's hat, and only give it back to her after she lets me lick her heart shaped fins
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>>15222011
One of my favourite doujins there, something about the language barrier yet still communicating through sign language and sex.
>>15222019
http://nhentai.net/g/140020/
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>>15222030
She's disappointed but she loves you anyways. After all, you're only human.
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>>15222016
Does she have a wicked sense of humor?
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>>15219453
Welp, guess I know what game I'm buying next.
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>>15219741
>>15219758
AWAY BEAST!
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I sentence Anon to death, by Hellhound thighs.
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>>15222129
"AWA, AWA. ONEE-CHAN"
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>>15220942
Your dick gets frostbitten.
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>>15222108
Would she pat my head and tell me that it’s ok because humans are flawed and need monstergirls to take care of them?
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>>15220871
Yare yare daze?
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>>15222144
No thanks, Hellhound's are not for me.
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>>15222129
Wife is no beast.
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>>15222147
Head pats and then nuzzling your head into her breasts. It'll be okay.
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>>15222145
I forgot something important when posting this. Oh well.
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>>15222150
This isn't a choice Anon.

Your head is going between those thighs.
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>>15222155
Sounds comptable.
Whispering soothing things into your ear and letting you fall asleep in her breast. I like that.
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>>15222159
And what would that be Anon?
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>>15222163
Nah, I don't like Hellhounds.
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>>15222178
You're stubborn I'll give you that.
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>>15222154
Well not there, there she's some filthy servant of dark.
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>>15222176
An arrow of sorts.
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>>15222144
According to my crimes, wouldn't I need two hellhounds?
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>>15222182
Gazers are EVIL!

Just look at all the DEVIOUS flavors they come in!
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>>15222181
For good reason.
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>>15222144
But I have a wife and maybe I'll have some kids!
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>>15222192
>blue
>pink
>red

Boner, yes!
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>>15222199
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!
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>Basilisk accidentally meets eyes with a human boy while she's out somewhere where she thought she would be alone
>Rape happens
>The boy Alps after being saturated with the demonic energy
How would a basilisk feel about this considering that they don't like losing control like that?
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>>15222279
The same way any monster would feel when the person they have sex with Alps
Confused
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>>15222279
The kid would only Alp if he was a fag, faggot.
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>>15222279
>>15222283
That must really hurt their self esteem.
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Do monsters see turning a man into an Alp as a good thing for the man?
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>>15222294
No
They just see it as a very confusing period of time
One that may require a lot of drinking afterwards
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>>15222294
Just the opposite actually
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>>15222279
>The boy Alps after being saturated with the demonic energy
What?
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>>15221780
My balls receded back into my body at the speed of Clint Eastwood.
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>>15222294
If a man fucks an Alp in the ass with the image of when she was a guy and after the sex he can only think about the ex-dude, does the demonic energy make him apple?
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>>15222318
It's just some stupid shit Alpfags try to push.
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>>15222318
If I'm remembering right, meeting eyes with a basilisk and the rape that follows is guaranteed to convert a man into an incubus(people who are legible to become alps become an alp instead).
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>>15222318

Men can just sort of turn in to Alps sometimes once they get enough DE in them. It's almost like a coin flip. If they alp, the MG gives up on them and they move on. Didn't you know?
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>>15222296
That's my kind of girl.
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>>15221704
No, I get you. I fucking love loli for a multitude of reasons, but I'd never so much as habour a single lewd thought about my own daugher, monstergirl or otherwise.

For satisfying my deviancies, I'd just lolify my waifu and have loving, dominant lotus sex with her like that.
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>>15222341
>sometimes
More like extremely rare.
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>>15222060
>>15222071
What was the deleted link?
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>>15222341
>It's almost like a coin flip
Well yeah, if that coin flip is "Do I want another man's penis inside me?"
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>>15222283
But no other type of monster actually tries to avoid raping men.
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>>15222368
Was just a screen cap from the doujin you replied to and saying the thread needs more brown girls.
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What if, brown alices.
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>>15222382
My dick is already prepped to explode
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>>15222192
>Skeleton White
>Darkwraith Black
>Invader Red
Jut goes to prove my point even further.
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Stay away from that damn bird anon.

I mean it.
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>>15222382
We need recolor-anon to get on this.
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>>15222382
>Innocent brown girls in frilly dresses
Yes please.
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>>15222400
Make me.
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>>15222400
I want a thick crow harpy
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>>15222400
I'm going to pump her rump with my massive pickle penis
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>>15222353
What if it's your adopted MG daughter, then you can promote her to wife.
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>>15222382
Yes please.
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>>15222412
Good taste.
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>>15222400
Hey man, it's a free country. I'll go near whatever god damned bird I want!
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>>15222400
Gonna pump the rump with my pickle ree
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>>15216659
They call her Penny.
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>>15222382
They'd just be inferior Loliwocks.
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>>15222441
But loliwocks are dominant instead of submissive.
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>>15222451
Yes, and?
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>>15222418
Nah. In that case, I'd go down from 100% averse to like 95% averse. And that 5% is purely because of the lack of a blood relation.
Wherever my daughter would be adopted or not, and regardless of the age, I'd still want to be a genuine father to her. Also, the manga ending of Usagi Drop was crap.
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>>15222382
This pleases me.
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>>15221906
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>15222478
I imagine that sound is the similar sort of sound you hear when you try to run a hard drive in range of an active electromagnet.
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>>15222478
Wonderland magic I tell you.
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>>15222478
Stupid smug Purplecat.

Showing off to her boyfriend.
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>>15220394
Is there a rest of this image? It looks like it continues to the left.
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>>15222501
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>>15222467
dog ears are fuckin weird
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>>15222483
I imagined the sound of a weed whacker starting.
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I want to bury my face in her chest.
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>>15222451
>But loliwocks are dominant
What makes you say that?
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>>15222124
It's not that good yet. Just pirate it and see.
>>
Did that writefag who was gonna traditional tall lanky scary wendigo to hunt you down in the woods ever update or is he still working on whatever else?
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>>15222555
Meh, I don't like pirating shit, and if I don't like it I'll just get a refund.
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>>15222544
Dragons are naturally dominant.

Even the lolis.
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>>15222478
>>15222505
Shame its not translated, if I had a sea of free time and some actual skill at learning langauges I would give it a shot.
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>>15222578
Aren't dragons switchers? Just give the loliwock a wack in the butt and she's all yours.
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>>15222623
She'll shout "Hentai baka" though.
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What other jobs could Kikimoras, aside from being a maid, have?

On that matter, what would even happen to the (job) industry if a full influx of Monstergirls were to appear?
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>>15222643
Secretaries, airplane attendants, etc.
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>>15222643
I want to see a highly successful Cancer actor playing many roles and having a big name!
Her records will also be clean.
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>>15222643
Whatever they want. You're not some filthy fucking discriminator who thinks they can only do servile and cleaning jobs because of their stereotype, are you?

>>15222407
The dormouse is a staight up 12/10 with the brown recolour. I don't think a brown alice would hold up to her, but it'd still be great.
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>>15222643
Hazmat removal.
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>>15222629
Just give her a little kiss, she'll keep quiet.
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>>15222643
9-11 Dispatcher or just customer service.
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>>15222643
One of those crime scene clean up crews
>two twin Kikis
>one works for police cleaning up crime scenes
>one works for the local mob cleaning up crime scenes
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>>15219473
>Apophis
>Goddess of Love
I want this meme to leave. Dindu snakes are the worst.
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>>15222643
Wet nurses for inferior human mothers.
>The day the young boy calls the Kikimora mom without thinking
>The Kikimora glares at the woman with a maddened grin on her face and mouths "He's mine now"
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>>15222725
Kidnapping is wrong
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>>15220162
>Running
IMMERSION BROKEN, ONE JOB BARB.
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>>15222144
Bring it on, I'll whip out my dick and accept my punishment.
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>>15220059
I still want to do a Diablo/Satan smut story but I've already dug my grave and burned my bridges and bummered my mans.
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>>15222643
Secretaries, nurses, nannies, assistants, that sort of thing.
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>>15220948
>>15220948
>Dancer sits on your face
>MUCH GLUTEAL PLANE
>SUCH SQUAT
>WOW
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>>15222723
They're just breaking free of negative stereotypes.

>>15222732
It's not kidnapping, just a boy recognizing the superior mother.
>>
What happens to Kikimoras that can't do any cleaning service
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>>15222783

They go through withdrawals
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>>15222783
They die.
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>>15222783
Brain damaged?
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>>15222655
I bet a true Russian Kikimora could make for a great bouncer. Though she might throw out the occasional person who she considers too dirty.

>>15222720
>Costumer service
She'd go truly mad from the average intelligence of a costumer.
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>>15222783
They mess up their house and pretend they're cleaning it for their master.
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This is your mofu tonight.
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>>15222796
ew
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>>15222796
I'll never lose to monofox!
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>>15222793
That is really sad
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>>15222722
Would they both live in the same house, but each wear their own different style of clothing? Perhaps they could even bump into eachother at some crime-scene.
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>>15222783
I want to make a Kikimora panic by keeping my house clean and pristine at any given moment so she'll have absolutely nothing to do.
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>>15222757
Kill yourself.
>>
Gazers are a real looker
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>>15222800
>>15222801
Fine, then this is your monoeye for tonight, enjoy.
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>>15222811
disgusting
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>>15222811
Bitch is gonna get punched.
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>>15222811
I want a monoeye to bully me to let out her sadness at how she also gets bullied
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>>15222805
The crime job is secret to her sister, she cleans up crime scenes and disposes of bodies before they're found. Dead hookers, dead wiseguys, stuff like that.
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>>15222793
Clearly it is of utmost importance to ensure that all Kikimoras have a home.

Adopt a Kiki today!
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>>15222796
This is your mofu for the week.
>>
MONOEYES ARE CUTE!
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>>15222811
>>15222796
I shall shelter them both for tonight if no one else wants them.
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>>15222806
She'll always have something to clean. You're not attuned to cleaning on a genetic level like she is, you'll miss specks of dust here and there.
>>
These monoeyes quite frankly disgust me. I mean I don't like dicks but I think I'd rather Alp then be with a Monoeye.
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>>15222836
Nonsense. I know my own house better than her. Unless she purposefully dirties it up so she can clean it later, I'll be the boss of this gym.
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>>15222833
I have my hands full with this one
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>>15222827
Thanks anon, she's cute.
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>>15222826
I'd love to adopt a tiny Kiki.

Best part would be coming home to her and getting a hug.
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>>15222856
She's also warm and magically talented. Ask her nicely and she'll cast a spell or conjure up fireworks for you.
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>>15222846
I'm reporting you to the Anti Monoeye Bullying Patrol
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Quick, there's no time to explain! Take this!
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>>15222861
Get this filthy stray out of my house
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>>15222861
No, fuck you. Explain.
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>>15222861
[Visible confusion]
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>>15222861
yes! I will love her with all my heart!
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>>15222859
Wow, she sounds really cool!
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>>15222858
She's too small to hug you.
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>>15222861
Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
Let's turn them into fish yogurt
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>>15222858
Tiny Kiki's are the miracle of the universe!

>>15222873
He can give her a tiny hug!
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>>15222687
Words of wisdom

If you need to flip a loli monster into a sub, just remember
>Win her over, then bend her over
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>>15222861
I'll take it.
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>>15222879
who violated your cornflakes this morning?
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>>15222871
She's the coolest. She even has her very own video game.
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>>15222879
CUTTING
OW THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER
LIKE THE COLDSTEEL ONCE SAID
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>>15222879
Que te jodan, kobolds are the best. Best, most huggable, most loyal, most inspiring and lovely girls.
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>>15222886
I did.
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>>15222886
>>15222889
That is a classic song from porc pirates quote from Urealms a sorta D&D game https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s
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>>15222887
So she's like a celebrity? That's awesome!
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>>15222893
this!
this is a wise man!
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>>15222895
Jesus Christ what the fuck is this.

I fucking hate let's players.
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>>15222905
How is it a let's play?
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>>15222901
Exactly. There's nothing really she can't do.
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>>15222916
Except being tall or have big breasts. But that's alright, she's just fine as she is.
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>>15222905
>"YO YO YO WHATSUP THIS IS HOTSEXYEYE6969 BACK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE LET'S DO THIS SHIT"
>"IF YOU LIKED THIS EPISODE MAKE SURE YOU CLICK THAT LIKE BUTTON, SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW MY TWITTER AND FACEBOOK, AND IF YOU'RE A CUTE BOY SEND ME SOME PICTURES ALRIGHT THIS IS HOTSEXYEYE6969 OUT!"
>>
>Get off work
>Check thread
>Fat cat ass, thick fuckin' Hellhound, and tricky Cheshire
>>
>>15222895
Remove /tg/
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>>15222783
They'll still be loved
>>
>>15222926
I want to watch all the monster girls who stream Overwatch.
>>
>>15222926
Fuck this.

This is why I only watch Pallygal's videos. She doesn't use slutty face cams that take half the stream and focuses on the gameplay.
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>>15222942
What about that time she left her stream on and everyone heard her masturbate
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>>15222924
She could do both of those things with the right spells.
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>>15222930
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>>15222947
That wasn't her, she had her TZICH channel hacked by some chucklenuts who played masturbation sounds over her stream.
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>>15222947
But she always does that...

I'm starting to think it's ok purpose
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>>15222861
The ok, she can keep the Kiki company

>>15222873
She'd just have her head at my crotch, still be enough to hug, although the nuzzling needs to stop


>>15222880
That they are
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>>15222947
I feel like that would be the standard in MG land.
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>>15222893
>kobolds
that's a really funny way of spelling hellhounds
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>>15222928
Truly a blessing.
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>>15222947
She is an innocent paladin
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>>15222968
she dindu nuffin
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>>15222964
both are good anon and are good friends.
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>>15222963
Not for paladins.
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You wouldn't turn down the cookies that the mouse next door made, would you?
>>
>>15222970
>>15222970
Paladin-du-nuffin
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>>15222966
Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!
>>
>Paladin stream
>She doesn't even show cleavage
>Actually watching her
>Okay at Dark Souls though

I'll keep watching Gazer thanks.
>>
>>15222981
I obviously wouldn't.
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>>15222997
>Watching vidya streams for tits
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>>15222926
>implying gazer wouldn't be cr1tikal of monster girls
>what's up everyone it's gaz3r, I'm playing Ultra Lilim Sisters Three: Nakadashi Edition, let's do this shit.
>remember to like the video comment the video and subscribe if you wanna see videos similar to this one. See ya.
>>
>>15222981
You would have to be some sort of voyeuristic sadist to do that.
>>
>>15222964
Hellhounds are lovely too, Anon. I'd trust one with my life. Plus their combination of loyalty, sexiness, raw power and affection can't be beat.

But kobolds are like angels. In a world of sadness, mistrust, pain and anger, kobolds are morally infallible. Pure and truly good, loving beings, who can bring light to the world and lives around them.
>>
>>15222791
That's how we eliminate the monsters should that time come! Make them all work in customer service!
>>
>Implying it wouldn't be full of male streamers whoring themselves for money
I know I would.
>>
>>15222981
That's why I had to kill your father, sweetie.

He was taking a cookie from a mouse
>>
>>15222926
Reminds me of the 2 best friends version. I still don't know which one is Chewie and which one is Fuckface.
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>>15222947
>>15222959
its only a matter of time before she accidentally leaves her webcam on too
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>>15223008
So what would each Monster Girl streamer be like?

>>15223018
I'd rather be the hot fucktoy of a speedrunner monster girl.
>>
>>15223011
See, when you talk like this it sucks any fun from the argument. Now I'm just going to sit here and wonder why neither of us will ever have our dreams.
>>
>>15223027
I thought Pat was Fuckface.

>>15223030
This is exactly the opposite of what I want to see in the monstergirl threads.
Now if someone ever asks me if I've watched a fat sack of shit jerk himself off, I can't say "no" and have it be truthful.
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>>15223030
WOAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>15223030
Do you really think a pure well-behaved girl who does a cute awkward "t-thanks for watching. Deus vult!" at the end of every stream would do such a lecherous thing?

Pallygal is a good girl.
>>
>>15223018
Hell yeah I would too. Imagine how great that life would be, getting tons of money from horny girls while they all swoon over everything you do.
>>
>>15223041
No that's Woolie. And Matt is Fuckface.
>>
>>15223018
>Be camwhore speedrunner Anon on Kitch
>Always have a crotch cam
>MGs thirsting on you about how good you are with your hands
>Demanding you move the controller out of crotch cam so they can get a better look
>Dirty DMs all the time

Such is life in MGC
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>>15223045
I unironically want to see more Metal Gear Monstergirl stuff.
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>>15223045
I want chuuni Alps to violently leave the premises.
>>
>>15223033
>speedrunner monster girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>>15223046
>Pallygal is a good girl.
I've heard her screaming anon's name in the middle of the night, there was a lot of panting and moaning too, weird, huh?
>>
>>15223049
>leading those poor girls on
Absolutely sick.
>>
>>15223045
Fuck, why is that "Woah-hooaaaa" so good?

>>15223051
Oh. Well, they're all fuckfaces of one kind or another.
>>
>>15223058
Goose pls save us
>>
>>15223056
But Anon, it's already a demon.
>>
>>15223046
absolutely not! Pallygal is too pure to even think of such things! Gazer on the other hand...
>>
>>15223030
God, DSP is such a piece of shit.
http://i.imgur.com/DHtm02b.png
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>>15223045
>>15223054
>>15223067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnA_DPojvFs
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>>15223054
Who wouldn't?
>>
>>15223045
I want to CQC Venom Alp and make her cry! I work for Raiju now.
>>
>>15223064
Lies and riddles. I know she's not like that. I actually have her on my Vapor friends list.
>>
>>15223075
Fuck I need to play this game, so many great mods. Should I get it even though I have no friends that play it?
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>>15223067
>Snake get down!
>The enemy sniper...
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>>15223034
I know. When we're not arguing, we actually start to agree on things, realise how good those things are, and get sad that we'll never have them.

Well, if I ever do summon up a hellhound in some fluke ritual, this thread will be the first and only place to know.
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>>15223083
MGSV does not stand up as a Metal Gear but it is a fantastic game.
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>>15220137
Some minor grammar issues aside that was decent.
Wouldn't say they we're evil, like you said it's part of the food chain. Also the first time anyone has mentioned a tentacles I believe.
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>>15223075
>>15223045
Donna's "Woah hoooo" always makes me sad. Probably because it reminds me that MGS is over.
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>>15223085
I'm giggling like a fucking loon now, thanks Anon.
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>>15223075
Ahaha, that's pretty good. Be better if the track cut off when the missile actually detonated though.
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>>15223086
>Summon Hellhound waifu
>Spell will be broken if anyone finds out about her
>She will immediately be returned across the rift and there is no chance of getting her back

What do you do?
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>>15223087
Oh no, I meant Insurgency. I already have MGSV.
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>>15223087
He meant insurgency, not MGSV you tossah
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>>15223090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDY-PxP-2CU

This will always be my favorite Metal Gear.
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>>15223041
what goes around comes around
its stuck on my desktop and i cant do anything to the image. i cant move it anywhere or delete it

serves me right for trying to be funny
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>>15223099
Yeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
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>>15223094
I ain't no Orpheus.

I like this thread, but if those were the conditions, I'd never utter a single word about her to anyone. For the sake of fulfilling the collective wishes of everyone who loves hellhounds, I'd never tell a single one of you about her existence.
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>>15223099
I want to be a deranged ex-astronaut covered in burn marks who terrorizes monstergirls with a flamethrower and a jetpack.

IGNITION
FIRE
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>>15223103
Your heart is true Anon but your trials will be many.
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>>15223101
You got the gif stuck on your desktop? Physically, literally how?
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>>15223109
I CAME BACK FROM SPACE, AND I SAW THE WORLD ON FIRE
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>>15223117
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW THERE?
FURY

One of the few characters no monstergirl would be able to heal
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>>15223109
>>15223109
>I CAME BACK FROM SPACE
>AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? A WORLD SET ABLAZE.
"That's nice dear but could you heat the stove to 325 f?"
>flamethrower fwooshes for Kejourou-cook and you're forced to do this for $7.25 an hour
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>>15223111
super-glue

its probably because i renamed the file while posting to hide the fact that i got it off of tumblr

in an attempt to hide myself from shame i have accrued more shame
everyone, point and laugh at me
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>>15223073
>Just scratching my leg bro
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http://i.4cdn.org/d/1459397804587.gif
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1463004462067.gif

These are so heart-warmingly cute. Can't believe I never saw the second one until now.
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>>15222783
Improve employee productivity and efficiency.
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>>15223058
I'd rather one that was more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02gLPWxEMbM
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>>15223140
Her little fluffy, two-toed tabi feet are so cute.
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>>15223139
I want to be a slutty gamerboy who streams on Kitch! I want to bully Gazer dorks who say i'm only a camwhore in my chat! Crow tengus get the bully dick too!
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>>15223033

More importantly, which one would be a jolly sack of no fucks given and health issues like Broteam?
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>>15223156
What the fuck are those revolvers holy shit.
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>>15223143
>Kiki fisticuffs
Aww shit.
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>>15223083
The player count isn't as high as some other games, but there's still enough that you should have no problem getting into a match. It's fun with or without friends to play with.
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>>15223140
I really like her clothes, where can I buy it?
I bet a lot of species would look cool on that.
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>>15223162
If only it wasn't $15
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>>15223143
She intends to make a mess on purpose doesn't she.
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>>15223156
Is that Bro Team?
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>>15223143
Those are some sweet gauntlets.
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>>15223187
Did you read the post you're replying to?
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>>15221704
Daughterus are for cute.

I'll admit to having lewd daughteru dicking fantasies from time to time, but really, daughterus are for cute.

One day I will get art commissioned of a trio of Anubis Daughterus forming a Human (Canid?) Ladder to acquire the cookie jar off the fridge.
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>>15223194
Yes I did. The actual face that's on Ocelot reminded me of him. If it's not then who is it?
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>>15223175
You want to wear a Raiju's clothes? Weirdo.
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>>15223181
>Why does my Kiki maid keep showing up at the scene of all these accidents?
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>>15223209
>>15223187

Yes that's him. You can find pics of Brote on google pretty easily.
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>>15223202
>One day I will get art commissioned of a trio of Anubis Daughterus forming a Human (Canid?) Ladder to acquire the cookie jar off the fridge.

Sounds like a great art idea. Do you have the original post series of that saved?
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>>15223219
Because someone needs to clean them.
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>>15223229
clean their clocks
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>>15223215
I'll give it to my waifu, but it would probably look cool as a cape too.
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>>15223227
Sadly no.
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>>15223229
But I thought you weren't supposed to remove stuff from crime scenes? She keeps taking all this stuff to her room...
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>>15222796
I would do lewd things to that Monomofu.

Like simultaneously kissing her eyelid while ruffling her tail.
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Do we have weasels yet?
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>>15223159
Konami lost permission from gun manufacturers to have them in their games.

The Metal Gear General thread in /vg/ has more detail.
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>>15223260
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>>15223260
Raiju are zapweasels or zapwolves, depending on how you see them. I like both approaches. One the one hand, I'm a massive wolfaboo, and that extends into my monstergirls, but on the other, the idea of a light, agile raiju scampering and climbing all over my body like a ferret or weasel is really appealing.
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Here take this!

It's a pocket Anubis! It tells you what to do and treats you like an idiot!
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>>15223269
No thanks, she'd just fight with my pocket mouse.
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>>15223250
That's a shame. If I were you, I'd screencap every multi-post conversation that sprouts up about my waifu.
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>>15223269
Gonna tickle her belly with a finger, wrap her up in a warm flannel, and call her a hotdog.
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>>15223269
Thanks, but I already have a smartphone.
It does everything the pocket anubis does, and doesn't treat me like an idiot. I already have my family for that.
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>>15223272
what does the pocket mouse do differently than the pocket anubis?
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>>15223269
Does she walk like an Egyptian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM
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>>15223269
Which stats get improved by it?
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>>15223280
She works her hardest and always gives honest advice to the best of her abilities.
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>>15223280
It steals things.
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>>15223288
Intelligence!
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>>15223288
Int, Tec, and Chr. The longer you keep her around, the bigger the stat increase is.
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What monster has luck as a dump stat
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>>15223269
But I don't have pockets
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>>15223299
Kesaran pasaran. They have the highest luck growth of all the monstergirls.

>>15223302
Keep her on your head.
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>>15223299
leprechaun
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>>15223302
Wear her like the smartest, cutest hat in the world.
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Found something.

I want to play the new DOOM with a demon girl.
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>>15223319
She'll make you dress up as doom guy for sex.

You won't be allowed to talk, just grunt.
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>>15223319
We need more art of the Gargoyle, she's really cute.

Stop shilling Doom here
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>>15223159
based off the Mateba, or as /k/ calls them, Meatba
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>>15223326
UNF (I guess I can manage that)

>>15223328
Sorry I just really wanna fucking play it already
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>>15223306
>>15223307
Then that isn't a dump stat dump stats are the ignore ones
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Are there any wish granter monster girls yet? There should be a monkey themed one, genie one, snake themed one, and dream themed one.
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>>15223319
>>15223326
yfw she'll want to play www lewdgamer com/2015/07/08/lewdlook-hdoom/
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>>15223343
What? I thought that's just what Souls' players called the stats they haphazardly throw points into when there's nothing better to go for.
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>>15223345
Твоё желание скоро исполнится.
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>>15223351
Sure and if you are particularly lucky then luck wouldn't be a dump stat
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>>15223033
Not fast enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6IpcH_HqzY
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>>15223306
>>15223312
I hope the little one doesn't give me a headache. I have bad experiences with small girls and heads.
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>>15223388
Did a little kid headbutt your groin anon?
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>>15223388
>I have bad experiences with small girls and heads.

That's such a weird sentence by itself I'm not even sure how to interpret it.
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>>15223394
>>15223402
Let's not shit up the thread.
I became a great babysitter after the incident
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>>15223326
I'd push her up against all the walls
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>>15223319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
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>>15223269
Sorry little pocket dog, that position is already taken.
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Hellhounds are for slow, passionate wrestle-fucking
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>>15223425
What a bad maid.
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>>15223425
Someone should report that maid for domestic violence
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Monstergirls can't rape what they can't catch.

Join MGC College's Survival Group today.
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>>15223421
It's late and quiet. Might as well tell the story.
Post monstergirls as well so the janny doesn't get their fanny twisted. Like all the things you'd do to a pocket assistant anubis to keep her in line.
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>>15223428
No complaints here.

Daijoubuda, mondai nai
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Haru will never have her own anime ;_;
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>>15223180
It's on steam, it'll inevitably go on sale.

>>15223428
>>15223438
What about rough cuddle fucking?
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>>15223428
Hellhounds are for:

Slow, passionate wrestlefucking.

Missionary where she's so tall and big she has to use her paws to help you thrust up and down, your face buried between her breasts

Kissing all over, and watching the orange heat imprints stay on her charcoal skin where your lips touched her

Nursing handjobs

Wild, passionate biting on both sides while fucking like two dogs in heat.
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>>15223446
Those breasts are not suited for aerodinamics, sorry.
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>>15223353
Fuck! I wished to get my dick sucked, and I was eaten crotch-first by a pseudogiant.
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>>15223353
Get out of here stalker.
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>>15223459
Aneki please.
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>>15223458
There is no wrong answer. Hellhounds are ELOV
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>>15223459
Stahp
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>>15223459
>Nursing handjobs
This, especially if they're massive chested delinquents.
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>>15223477
>tfw you will never have a stalker waifu that constantly gets out of there
I want a Yeti to hug me tightly.
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>>15223489
I want to stroke the breastmofu and find out if she's ticklish!
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>>15223459
>>15223489
What exactly does a "Nursing handjob" entail? Delinquent hellhound who has a crush on you, and finds out you went to the nurse's office sick, so she goes and gives you a handy to help make you feel better?
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>>15223490
Waifus don't belong in the zone, they belong at home comforting their husbands after a long day in the wastes
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>>15223464
Haru's a bird-of=prey harpy. They're built for short distance bursts, not long term chasing. Aerodynamics aren't that important.
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>>15223479
Ah, I wish I had a hellhound aneki. I'd devote myself to making her feel loved. The things I'd do to, with and for her.

>>15223488
No. Not until you're imagining what it'd be like to spend hours having cowgirl sex with a busty, thick-thighed hellhound who, after climax, leans over and kisses you on the lips for a good few minutes, before laying stop you like the best blanket in the universe as you both fall asleep.

>>15223489
Good taste. I'd love a forceful delinquent hellhound to be all in two minds about showing off her natural caring instincts as she cradlesy head, presses her nipple into my mouth, and surrounds my dick in the velvety softness of her entire paw.
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>>15223497
She beats your meaty to forget your feelies
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>>15223520
>Tomboyish childhood friend hellhound sees that you're feeling sad
>The girl you like turned you down
>"You know what'll make you feel better?"
>She starts rubbing you through your pants before whipping your dick out and giving you a handy while telling you about how you deserve somebody better
I need this.
>>
I'm gonna smack a hellhound on the nose when she tries to rape me.
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>>15223533
Forget that other dumb girl, I want to marry my tomboy hellhound childhood friend.
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>>15223533
>Taking advantage of someone who's just been rejected while they're at their weakest
Wow. Hellhounds are lowly as hell.
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>>15223543
I'll kiss it better.
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>>15223497
And now for a serious answer: nursing handjobs are when you lay in a woman's lap face up and suck her tits ("nurse") while she gives you a handjob. This is every holstaur ever's fetish.
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>>15223547
You mean
>Making you feel better when you're sad
Hellhound's make for the bestest of friends
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>>15223558
HELLHOUNDS
ARE
ABUSERS
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>>15223533
>the girl turned you down because the hellhound threatened her

Damn you, hot dog.
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>>15223533
>osananajimi Hellhound friend with benefits
>fucking without any expectation of something more
>realization that you're secretly in love with each other followed by mindblowing fuck session that surpasses all prior coitus
>event after when you tell your friends and they thought you two were already together
>she stops hanging out with her delinquent friends and starts being super protective of you
>she's actually making sure no one else tries to take you away
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>>15223566
HELLHOUNDS
ARE
LOVE
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>>15223574
>she's actually making sure no one else tries to take you away
>This effort is entirely unnecessary because
>1. NO ONE has the balls to fuck with a hellhound's lover save maybe that dragon from class 2-C but she's taken anyway
>2. You're as fiercely loyal as she is
>She knows and is going to do it anyway.
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>>15223575
HELLHOUNDS
ARE
LIARS
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>>15223511
>Hellhound Aneki who's like 6'5 and has huge Holstaur tits because of your always attacking them when she kabe-dons you
>Wears the long delinquent dress and gives off an air of being a troublesome banchou
>Has actually never raped her first man or given a nursing handjob
>The first time you flip her switch you end up going through an entire box of condoms, cause at least $5,000 in property damage to the school from various wrecked furniture and claw marks and smell so strongly of her musk that all other monsters in class avoid you like there's a killing aura around you
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>>15223558
Hellhounds are the best friends, lovers, protectors, partners, comrades, mothers and wives.
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>>15223574
>You will never feel safe and warm when you're cuddling with her in bed as the little spoon
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>>15223590
Who hurt you Anon? What made you like this?
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>>15223594
>6'5"
>Tfw you're 6'4"
Not tall enough.
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>>15223511
>>15223594
Hellhound delinquents are the best.
Though I think the term for that is Anego, not Aneki.
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>>15223594
[jotting down banchou hellhound for commission intensifies]
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>>15223594
Perfect, but for one thing. You forgot a lot of that property damage would be caused by the flames of our fiery passion for each other, too.

And yeah, you could do to make her a bit taller.
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>>15223600
I'd say 8'5 but that'd instantly out me for people who know me
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>Hellhound love
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Forgot I had this...for my sarashi Anons
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>>15223598
Who made me like what? Nobody did anything, I am what I am.

I'm not hurt, dammit.
>>
Hellhounds are for exceeding the gods' dicking abilities and maledom
>>
Can you imagine how happy a hellhound is when reading this thread?

Also, firefighter hellhound when?
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Imagine if constant sex with a hellhound produced constantly increasing heat with no upper limit. Considering a hellhound and her mate's immunity to heat, it'd make quite a potent - and dangerous - weapon.
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>>15223635
>Also, firefighter hellhound when?
We need a firehouse consisting of a hellhound, twin salamanders, a hinezumi and their "buddies."
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>>15223608
I still wish I had the drive or the motivation to do Yandere Frosthound
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>>15223635
>sweaty /fit/ hellhound in firefighter pants, boots, and tanktop
Oh lord I need this
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>>15223634
My nigga.
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>>15223635
Think of each MGE Monster Girl reading this thread to see what people think of her.
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>>15223635
They will use this as ammunition and hold it above everyone else, becoming increasingly smug and haughty.
Quickly! Talk about other girls before they oversmug!
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Hellhounds a shit, Werewolves and Kobolds are much better.
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I wanna touch a dangerous Monstergirl General's butt.
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>>15223667
Then the ones that don't get talked about cry.
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>>15223674
Yeah, but think of the ones who do get talked about. Think of how happy they'd be.
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>>15223659
What about no top but the pants have suspenders?
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>>15223684
Even better.

A-And she's flexing her stomach muscles
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>>15223674
Exactly according to plan.

>>15223671
I'm doing a reread of the Three Kingdoms and I occasionally find myself staring off into space imagining the generals as monstergirls.
>Bushy eyebrows hellhound Guan Yu
>Ogre Zhang Fei
>Faggotass alp Liu Bei
>Tengu Zhuge Liang
>P'orc Dong Zhuo
It just works.
>>
If anyone else has Hellhound, Lich, or Basilisk commission requests lemme know. I'll put them in my queue.
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>>15223681
But then remember all the Giant Ants, Pixies, Jinns of the Jars, and Jorou-Gumos crying because all the boys prefer memes.
>>
What about sickly Hellhounds who never were able to get buff because of a deliberating sickness while they were a pup, do they get love?
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>>15223654
I'd love to do a little horror story with one too. Based on that concept where she uses her powers to freeze an entire city, essentially time stopping it using her magic too, so just one man is left to run and hide as she stalks him through streets lined with ice-sculpture people and monstergirls.
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>>15223695
Topless fireman hellhound, breasts popping out through her suspenders
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>>15223696
>Memes
of course they'll take nice girls over girls who call other ones "memes"
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>>15223694
Cao Cao did nothing wrong
>>
>>15223702
Already put it on my list fampai.

Also firefighter hat
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>>15223704
But the memegirls aren't nice at all, just coasting by on their popularity.
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>>15223710
Every "meme" girl is actually a good girl.
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>>15223713
No.
>>
>Hellhound general
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>>15223697
The runts are culled because the weak should fear the strong
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>>15223696
Giant Ants are cute.
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>>15223594
All she needs to do is magically be able to produce milk and she'd be 12/10.
>>15223615
It's a life.
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>>15223706
And abs. Those are important.
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>>15223697
no abs no hellhound
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Hellmutts are the worst.
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>>15223724
I want to see a Giant Ant dressed as CW Ant-Man.
I want to see it so much I even made a reference image for it.
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>all this Hellhound talk
>I just want some FAT CAT ASS
>>
If I wake up to a firefight hellhound tomorrow I'll probably be able to put the fire down with my cum.
Goodnight /mgg/
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>>15223734
I want to pick up a Giant Ant and give her a piggyback ride.
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>>15223737
We already had fat cat ass, you're late.

I was too.
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>>15223705
He did lots of things wrong, trying to become emperor just wasn't really one of them.

Also, Diao-chan would be the cutest most miscievous little shota fought over by a dragon or some kind of hawk harpy and an orc.
>>
I wonder what kind of ice cream is popular to succubi
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>>15223696
But imagine how great the waifued girls would feel.
>>
>>15223694
What monster is football baby
>>
>>15223737
>>15223742
is this cat ass fat enough?
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>>15223696
Giant Ants don't get brought up often, but when they are, it's always positive. They are liked.

Unlike the others you listed, who are nigh deliberately ignored. Which is a shame because Pixies at least are pretty cute.
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>>15223747
I don't know about ice cream, but I know that they like cumomile tea
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>>15223710
>Meme girls are only popular because they're popular and well-liked

Shocking news. Next up, water quenches thirst because it is water, which is wet.
>>
>>15223726
I want to cuddle that Hellhound all night long.
Falling asleep in her arms would be wonderful.
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>>15223747
Vanilla because succubi are bland as fuck
>>
Why are hellhounds so popular anyways?
>>
>>15223756
The only thing that's bringing to mind is the Dynasty Warriors 7 OP, I can't remember who you're talking about.
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>>15223794
Crap I don't have the gif but this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQgm_XOjZQ
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>An overly aggressive Hellhound was cornered you
>What do?
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>>15223790
For me is her color scheme and her dominance. I also like fierce and fiery girls.
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>>15223804
Limbo out
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>>15223804
Attack her nipples.
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>>15223804
Nothing. My Wurm waifu will take care of that ruffian!
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>>15223804
We already did this Anon.

Tickle until school tragedy occurs from Hellhound laughsplosion.
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>>15223804
Flashbang.
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What do you think tastes better? Ushi-Oni milk or Holstaurs milk?
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>>15223804
Slap her nose. Then spank her but once she's let go of the walls.
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>>15223804
Molest her tail, always molest the tail.
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>>15223827
Well she is in the perfect position to slam your dick right into her.

What?
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>>15223804
Honk her on the nose, slap her titties around, kick her in the groin, then run like hell.
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So uh, should I give an update on cumflated loli anubis? It feels spoilerish if I did though.

>>15223808
Technically yes, I do like her colours and paws are always a soft spot for me.
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>>15223804
Nothing, THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG.
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>>15223830
Praise arachnataur!
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Are there even any good hellhound stories?
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>>15223854
We could always use more breast feeding from an Ushi-Oni
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>>15223830
Unicorn made kumis.
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>>15223864
ELH had one but the fucker deleted it
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How do I defeat lack of drive and depression to write
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>>15223803
Wait, was this the "fuck the baby, my wife is deaaaaaad!" scene? I won't be getting to that for a while.
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>>15223780
You mean because they have the best taste? You can put anything on vanilla and it's delicious.
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>>15223864
Quicksilver did one with Hellhound twins but it's lolis. Still my favorite of his stories tho.
http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR
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Vanilla wolf > Memehound
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>>15223864
ELH had o-- >>15223889
Well there you go
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>>15223864
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt (In desperate need of a continuation)

Also, what happened to Trachyons pastebin? I know he had something on there.
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>>15223790
I like the way her design looks, I like the forceful personality too.
>>15223804
Depends. Is she in that position? If so hug her.
If not, hug her anyway.
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>>15223864
When I get around to finishing the second chapter of my other story, I have an idea for a hellhound story on a beach that I want to play with.
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>>15223790
Extremely good design, very intense and striking, and a lot of potential has been both created and fulfilled with them in terms of all the things they can do. Teleporting, controlling hellfire, heating their own body and claws to slice through shit, having their body turn incandescent when they get hot, and so on.
Plus, they're a kind of wolfu, who are all loyal and loving, while also being wild and untamed, and perhaps a little bit ferocious. The true draw of a monstergirl at the fundamental level.
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>>15223916
>memehound
Fighting words
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>>15223916
>Not getting both
Get a pack of canine monstergirls anon. Don't be a pussy, fucking do it. Sacrifice your pelvis for the greatest cuddlepile in the world.
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>>15223790
Tender loving femdom.
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>>15223949
>greatest cuddlepile in the world
>no yeti
What is this
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>>15223804
Tell her not to go easy on me
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>>15223846
>So uh, should I give an update on cumflated loli anubis? It feels spoilerish if I did though

Have you changed it up a lot?
If you'd like to get feedback, then post it through an imgur link.
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>>15223790
They're the ultimate switches.

Also lolidom.
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>>15223949
I'll get a pack of canine girls, but no memehounds.
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>>15223941
>having their body turn incandescent when they get hot
Now I'm imagining a Hellhound's glowing like molten metal when flustered enough.
It's adorable.
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>>15223897
Just do it! I find reading old favourites + a hot drink helps.
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>>15223790
They're the ultimate anti-maledomnigger girl.
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>>15223967
Yetis are great, but have you ever seen how affectionate dogs are?
Now translate that same affection to sexy girls.
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>>15223919
I forgot one:
http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2
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>>15223975
There's more than one image now, so yeah.

I'll get an imgur link up later after I do a few more.
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>>15223889
It's not deleted, just set to private. I wasn't all that happy with it and I have like a billion open stories that need finishing before I can revisit it.
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>>15223790
Shit taste.
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>>15223994
That's what you said last year when I brought it up, but there aren't any other decent hellhound stories being written.
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>>15223982
It's always been such an amazing concept. Imagine it starting from her cheeks, breasts and crotch, and the glowing gradually spreads until her whole body looks outright divine, like the surface of the sun.
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>>15223998
Well if you really want to read it, here's the link:
http://pastebin.com/qTVGy03Y
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>>15224013
I'd imagine she'd be pleasantly warm to the touch too. If you hugged her, her tail would probably go berserk.
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>>15223941
>>15223982
>>15224013
I can recall that in her Enty description, KC stated that Hellhounds can "heat" their claws up which implies that they can produce a Bladewolf-esque after image effect when they're tearing stuff apart with them.
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What if a Zapwolf and a Heckdog were both pining for you?
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>>15224046
>Bladewolf-esque
>Can also run forever to LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIND
>Has always been her own master
Is KC memeing us?
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>>15223941
>Teleporting, controlling hellfire, heating their own body and claws to slice through shit, having their body turn incandescent when they get hot, and so on.
Hotsteel the waifu
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>>15224055
We call that the "Dirty Thunderstorm".
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>>15223935
have her turn the beach sand to glass with every step she takes
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>>15224055
Cuddle them both.
Speaking of Zapwolves, Every time I punch in the passcode for the storage room at my work I get hit with a static shock. Am I being stalked by a Raiju?
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>>15224055
Dirty Thunderstorm
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>>15224069
Succuvirus.
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>>15224084
>succuvirus can enter electronic locks
>can probably subvert any electronic
heaven help us
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>>15224046
i kinda wish KC stuck with more elements of this design I like her having more jets of fire fuming out of various places other than just her eyes
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>tfw no monster girl waifu to breastfeed from while she coos a soft lullaby into your ears
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>>15224055
>tfw still no tomboy hellhound and bookworm anubis story
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>Raining
>Suddenly power cuts
>Hear a lightpost explode in the distance
>Look out the window
>Literally only my street block lost power, the rest of the city is fine
>Again
Gee, thanks a lot Ryus and Zapwolves.
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>>15224106
I'm still waiting for the Yeti and Anubis winter cabin story.

Why did you play with my heart so?
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>>15224065
>>15224077
>Brush the rain off your jacket, as you stride up to the cashier to pay for the fuel
>You're nervous as fuck and you see his eyes flicking to his phone
>But you aren't here to rob him, you don't want to be here at all.
>Jump a foot as a crack of thunder peels across the sky
>Eyes dart to the distant horizon to see that trail of volcanic plume mixed in with vicious strikes of lightning
>Practically just throw your cash at the slow to react cashier and rush out, kick starting your bike as soon as you straddle it, tearing out of the station and onto the open road as the darkening sky catches up to you
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>>15224102
>tfw no Kejourou waifu
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>>15224084
>have Succuvirus waifu
>she can get a little jealous
>when she first got onto your computer she deleted all your VNs and porn
>you come home one day from work and don't hear her usual greeting at the security intercom
>you go to your computer and she isn't there
>you check your old laptop (the computer you two originally met on)
>she's crying with her back to your screen
>you ask what's the matter
>"I saw you at work today! I saw you with that WHORE!"
>you ask her what she's talking about
>"Don't try to play me! How can you still work on Windows Vista?!?!"
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>>15224068
That sounds incredibly romantic. She could let her superheated tail trace into the sand behind her and walk out a giant heart shape in the sand for her husband.
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>>15224110
rip Anon's groin
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>>15224110
Sounds enthralling.
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>>15224068
>>15224115
I might actually use that if it's ok with you two.
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How lewd is too lewd for Paladins?
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>>15224135
/d/, /h/, /hc/, /s/, etc.
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>>15224135
Fuck off
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>>15224102
The perfect way to fall asleep.

It's a shame the role-reversed version of it is more awkward and less relaxing. You'd have to sit so your waifu could curl up on her side, with her head in your lap. Then you could stroke her hair while she slowly sucks you off.
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>>15224124
you have my blessing on glass foot prints
maybe make her a glass blower and the 'I Love You' gifts she makes you are super pretty to look at
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>>15224124
I wouldn't mention it if I didn't want other people to know about it.
Go for it, anon.
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>Great Mamono war happens
>War ends in a stalemate between mamono and Paladins
>Peace is declared and everything is peaches and cream
>Bad news, all Paladins are out of work since they're no longer needed
>Some Paladin decides to open up a law firm where he must take on insane cases and rival Tanuki lawyers
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>>15215807
As much as I'd like to, I can't. I belong to another religion. I can still pray for the Snuggle followers, though.
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>>15222294
Most will see it the same way as they see turning a human girl into a monster.
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>>15224159
Why does he still wear his mask?
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>>15224172
Because he's a big guy
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>>15222329
I though mamono banana made him orange.
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>>15223804
Start tickling her. Then, start 'tickling' her. Either she'll back down to avoid the ten points of terror, she'll attack right back, or she'll endure it long enough for the tickling to turn into hugging.
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>>15219557
Incubus semen is, according to lore, delicious. So you just need to jump into a pool of concentrated MAMONO MANA and you're good to go.
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>>15224114
>deleting your porn
>not acting it out for you, and offering suggestions

She's doing it wrong.
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>>15224207
>saving pron
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Food for thought: A lilim vs lilim fight would either devolve into who can be the most chuuni or bickering over whose husbando is the best.
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>>15224148
Honestly its best when she starts acting all motherly.
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>>15224215
It's Raiden vs Armstrong in muh headcanon.
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I want an outdated CC succuvirus who's upset that she can't get past all these newfangled antivirus programs! She even uses outdated memes, and thinks leetspeak is cool!
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>>15224159
Tanuks only focus on corporate law though, demons are the ones to look out for.
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>>15224235
MEMES JACK
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>>15224257
Yeah but the Tankus have their paws in everything though. Even if its the demons who are the main rivals, we all know who's really pulling the strings
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>>15224207
A good succuvirus would just edit all of the girls into her and all of the guys into you. You're allowed to spill your own seed, but not to think of anyone but her and she'll make damn sure you know it.
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how would you do the sex with your succuvirus gf? usb onahole?
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>>15224256
Despite all her limitations she tries harder than any of the newer viruses. Did you see the ascii portrait of you she made?
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>>15224301
Arduino and a robotic arm. Just be sure to splashproof the main unit.

>>15224256
>thinks leetspeak is cool!
I'll take that over text speak anyday. Those new succuviruses have no class.
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>>15224301
http://pastebin.com/mM6zMXsR
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>>15224312
dead link my man :(
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>>15224308
>You cum all over the main unit
>She moans happily
>Before it begins fizzling and finally kicks off from a surge
>You turn the unit back on
>You try to restore her but she's gone
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>>15224280
Anon Satan has been around longer and has been in the ensnaring business since she was born, those tanukis don't stand a chance!
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I will forever envision Miiafag looking like this.
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>>15224317
It works for me.
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>>15224328
my phone doesnt seem to like it
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>>15224317
Works on my machine :^)
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>>15224339
thats nice
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>>15224327
And I shall forever envision Wockfag as Gwyndolin without snake legs.
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>>15224151
>Hellhound who works as a glass blower
>A master craftsman of her own flame who can create works of art and beauty by literally shaping glass within her own, superheated paws

Wonderful.
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>>15224327
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>>15224361
What would a Hellhound who lost her flame be like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
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>>15224318
>Managing to run a sapient AI on an Arfuckingduino
>Forgetting to guard it against liquids of all things
I want to be impressed, but the stupid just hurts so bad.
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>>15224319
>implying satan is older than greed
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>>15224417
I'm going to snuggle Sloth-chan and bring her snacks!
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What did she do wrong?
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>>15224432
I'm gonna bully Pride-chan!
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>>15224109
What's this, a greentext story?
I'm down for anything with yetis in it.
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>>15224436
put the peanut butter in the fridge
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>>15224436
She is over working herself and needs to relax so that she stops getting exhausted.


>>15224437
Pride-chan needs to be a loli, that's the only way I can see her.
I want to play vidya with gluttony-chan and take wrath-chan to the gym.
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I saw a Miia and Ramsey picture and thought it was funny so i decided to make my own cause i didn't like the pictures of the two he chose


>>15224327
Sorry anon, i'm not black
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>>15224436
Broke into my house and tried to make herself my maid.
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I just read Saga of the Swamp Thing's second volume and saw a bog monster have psychedelic sex with a woman.
Which Monster Girl could give me such a trippy experience? This one?
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>>15224457
>chef Ramsay locked himself in the freezer
>because in the sub-zero environment he is safe from the shitty sneks
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>>15224457
>I'm not black

Yeah sure buddy.

Next you're gonna say Gazerfag doesn't look like this.
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I wish KC would add a proper venomous Lizardman variant.
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>>15224476
You just want your Komodo stink, don't you?
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Ha ha!
Time to wrestle an oppai loli salamander with black scales!
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>>15224486
Nope.
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>>15224490
Okay, have fun losing.
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>There is a special demonic dick fruit that is given to monster children so they can practice for when they get older
That's hilarious.
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>>15224490
Good taste.
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>>15224476
Plz no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d921M-ACMM4
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>>15224493
So what?
If at first I don't succeed then I'm just going to have to train again and get good.


>>15224496
Thank you.
Hearty meals would follow
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>>15224502
>So what?
Losing to a loli will get you laughed at!
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>>15224476
>still no mucus frog on a unicycle
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>>15224504
She's a strong loli with the spirit of the warrior in her!

I have no shame in losing with her.
I'll just need to get stronger so that I can beat her in the future.

Still, I guess I'll have to accept the punishment and massage the lolis back, she's probably got back pain because of her chest size.
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Careful now, I think she's trying to seduce you.
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>>15224526
Well, guess what.
I'm going to seduce her!
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>>15224526
Ha! That little loli can't seduce me if she doesn't have abs!
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>>15224555
Where's your god now?
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>>15224555
But what if there are abs beneath that maid uniform?
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>>15224570
A tribe of tiny muscle jinkos!
All wearing coconut bras and palm skirts as they sacrifice me to the princess!

White/black hair would be a must.
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>>15224585
More like sacrifice you to a giant Kakuen.

Or maybe that's more of an Amazon thing.
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>>15224602
How giant a kakuren and how can I impregnate her?
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>>15224611
I'm going to scratch behind their ears after a long day of hunting.
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>>15224611
So this is how they dress during summer. I want to ga to the beach now!

Fuck you captcha
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>>15224629
What would you do with the little tigers napping in the sun?
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>>15224570
gross
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>>15224640
Ask her if she want’s me to put on some sunscreen. So she doesn’t get sun burns.
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>>15224657
I'm sure they'd give you an OK for that, just make sure you don't go anywhere special .
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>>15224476
Frogs don't have venom. They have poison. There's a difference.
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>>15224640
Loli tigers with tanlines?
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>>15224680
That's a smooth, shiny belly. I wonder how soft it is.
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>>15224680
Loli tigers with tanlines who chuff as they get sunscreen rubbed on them.

In other news, why does life on an island with tiny tigers sound lovely?
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Why does she have a pillow anons?

What does she want from me?
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>>15224676
Google that filename fambalam.
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>>15224680
God I want to cum all over this tiger, fuck this artist needs to do more porn.
>>15224699
She had a bad dream and wants to sleep in your bed with you so you can protect her from the monsters.
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>>15224716
>God I want to cum all over this tiger
That makes two of us.

>>15224691
Because it's heaven.
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>>15224716
>so you can protect her from the monsters.
But she IS the monsters!
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>>15224716
>>15224729
You can't just say you want to cum all over a tiger anons, especially if it's a little tiger like this one. Tigers are an endangered species and that's just poor form.
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>>15224665
Well, We got to cover all the exposed areas. And considering those bikinis. I might touch 'close' to those areas.
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>>15224761
So, you're saying I should fill her with tiny cubs too?
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>>15224736
That's no way to talk to a lady anon!
>>15224761
Don't worry I'll be sure to cum inside her a lot too.
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>>15224780
Yes, wasting yourself like that is the epitome of low-class. you make sure not a drop spills out.
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>>15224785
>That's no way to talk to a lady anon!
I speak nothing but the truth anon, am I not allowed to tell a lady the truth anymore? I just want to know what she wants from me!
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>>15224792
Well, thinking about it, hard to cuddle them when they're covered in jizz. And I'll just have to pump them full of everything I got and tape them up so nothing leaks out.
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>>15224798
>am I not allowed to tell a lady the truth anymore?
Since when have you been able to tell them the truth, am I right fellas?
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>>15224800
Much better.

>>15224805
2/10.
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>>15224729
Tiny tiger heaven!

>>15224771
But then they'll start moaning and get out of breath!
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>>15224805
Boo! Hiss!
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Tribal brown pygmy Jinkos?
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>>15224830
>But then they'll start moaning and get out of breath!
Then I'll continue until they admit they want it. Their bodys are not lying.
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>>15224850
Yep, a whole tribe of them waiting to welcome the new communal husband to the island.
Lewds are reserved for the fullmoon orgy where they go from dusk till dawn before napping the next day away.

>>15224854
But then they'll have barely any strength to pull down their sodden panties!
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>>15224874
Well then I just have to do it myslef. But only after they beg for me to do it.

I always could give them something to get them their energy back. But then we might be going at it for a long while.
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Im going to show a vampire the power of 90's rap music
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>>15224889
Well, would you take them out for dinner first?
There's some very nice seafood restaurants that they no nearby.
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>>15224897
But it only has power over poor minorities and retarded white suburban teenagers. As a wealthy elder undead, she's completely immune!
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>>15224897
>No vampire thorwing her wineglass at cops shouting "fuck the police!"
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>>15224918
then you to what all great corrupter's do in society. start them young...
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Nothing like fantasizing about monster girls while doing an outline for a speech about how people should try to invest more into getting kids to like science more. Why can't I have a Lich to help me on this?
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>>15224943
Because Hakutaku sensei is better at teaching.
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>>15224949
Fine, I would so appreciate a Hakutaku to help me finish this damn outline about how schools should have a better environment to foster interest and wonder of science in children, increasing the scientific literacy in the population.
>>
Rape the elves
Do it now
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>>15224951
Well, I'm sure she'd love for that to happen.
She'd just need to tell you how to 'reech theese keeeds'
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>>15224917
If they want to, I’m obliged to do so. Do she want to go after that? Back to the beach or somewhere else?
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>>15224954
Only if I'm alowed to breed them.
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>>15224957
Are you trying to flip my "socially awkward teacher" switch?
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>>15224960
Well, it would be pretty late, I'm sure she'd love to retire someplace else for the evening.

>>15224963
Maybe.
She's fine when shes in front of her class but when one on one she'd probably get a bit timid and stutter.
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>>15224943
Shouldn't that be ubiquitous? What kind of people are you having to try to convince?
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I want a dragon with a pop-tart addiction!
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>>15224971
I bet you even want her to be muscular and eight foot tall just for it to be that much stranger, huh?
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Curse you Thunder for keeping me awake at night
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>>15224971
Would she toast them with her own breath?
What would her favorite be?
Would she be a tab chubby or is she a muscled titan with a guilty pleasure?
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>>15224973
Nope, just 6 foot will do
I have this weird negative thing about people taller than me, even though I'm 6'1
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>>15224967
Well we could always go to one of our homes, or we could go to a hotel. A love hotel that is.
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>>15224976
yes
apple
tad chubby so I can tease her during exercise
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>>15224970
Basically a random crowd of adults to fellow students and convince them to improve funding and overall education in the pursuit of improving scientific literacy. Mainly this is done through things such as better trained teachers, money to spend on experiments to instill wonder, and science fair to help foster competition and drive. This will not simple be my words, but also from the finest minds and articles of google scholar.

This final speech is to show I am capable of talking to a crowd and convince this crowd of my viewpoint. Funny enough I don't know if I suffer from speech anxiety since I never spoke to a large crowd before. I seem to not suffer from verbal ticks and nervousness according to my professor, but he often finds that my body language to be too inwards.
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>>15224800
Pump them full until they their bellies are bigger than nine-months pregnant then put a cork into them?

That's massive boner material.
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>>15224978
She and her sisters have a big bed you could use.
Group cuddles would ensue.

>>15224982
Would you grope her so that she tackles you to the ground in an attempt to show you 'how strong she is'?
Cowgirl would ensue.
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>>15224985
Gotta rub them bellies.
Gonna set some records.
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I want to ask Hakutaku sensei if Nicolas Cage is good or bad.
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>>15224989
yes I would
sex is a exercise as well
I could get strong enough to lift her, an then tease her some more about her weight, or she could take it a as a confidence boost that she's "not that heavy"
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>>15224989
>Group cuddles would ensue.
Aww, that adorable. Hugging, kissing and then I fill them to the brim with my seed.
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>>15224997
It's all a matter of perspective.

>>15225001
Why is it so fun to tease dragons?
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>>15225006
Well, I'm sure you'd leave a bunch of satisfied tigers behind when you woke up the next morning, although I'm sure they'd love to treat you to breakfast.
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>>15224997
I like to think that Hakutakus know nothing about pop culture and entertainments

If you asked a Hakutaku that question she'd either try to make you ask another question
Or she'd spend a long time researching and studying just to be able to answer you

Please don't make the sacred cow learn about pointless topics, especially since that knowledge will be passed down through generations
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>>15225001
>Anon gains muscle after working out (andhaving sex) with draagon wife
>Is able to lift her of her feet with a hug.
>"And you thought those pop tarts where making you fat"
>Anon gets hid nose singed by a embarrassed dragon blowing hot air in his face.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please help dulla-chan find her head.
She's left it somewhere and can't find it!
that's not true, she just wants you to get close so she can hold up her head and plant a kiss on your lips.
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Speaking of inflated bellies.

http://i.imgur.com/dK7Z7K3.jpg

I'll finish up a dozen more expressions then ask a certain anon for suggestions later.
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>>15225017
I would propose to her by putting the ring in the pop tart box
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>>15225022
Exelent.
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>>15225022
Oh my, that image makes me want to do something to that anubutt.

Excellent work.
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Tomoko is popular now. Where's my popular Stinkyepede?
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>>15225040
Thanks Doc
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>>15220989
Wish this shit was on PC, looks fun.
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>>15225040
>popular
Lol no
She was somewhat popular during her anime airing, now no one remembers her
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>>15225012
Who would turn down two cute tigers wanting to make you breakfast? I sure won't.
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>>15225047
I'm talking in-universe. She has friends now and she talks to them about DICKS.
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>>15225048
Good man, naked aprons may or may not be involved.
Good night for real now.
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>>15225052
Good night anon, sleep well./spoiler]
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>>15225050
Wait what
Really? What chapter?
Though I only know about her through hentai doujins
I don't even watch anime nowadays, only hentai doujins
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>>15225058
95 is the newest one. She had an argument with the friend of someone who wanted to see his brother's dick and walked to school with two other girls and stuff.
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>>15224982
You know.
A dragon in gym clothes toasting a pop-tart with her own fire breath sounds nice
I don't know what I want more, that or >>15225017
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>>15225064
It's so nice to see people appreciate Dragons properly.
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>>15225064
I all was thought the look of a dragon or a lizard/salamander with track trousers and a simple vest was appealing to me.

might do some thing with it
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>>15225068
Its probably due to the binge eating of pop tarts I've been doing (I blame the pound shop)
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>>15225063
SLLUUUUUTTT
So it went with incest route?
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>>15225084
No, where did you pull that from?
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so what was new last summer?
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>>15225086
Talking about brother's dick and shit
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>>15225091
>girl wants to see her brother's dick
>she calls her a pervert for it
>this means she wants to have sex with her brother
You make some interesting deductions there, can you explain to me how this line of thought went?
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>>15225093
>implying it's not author foreshadowing incest end
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>>15225090
Nothing that concerns me.
Though I think it was round that time MGE took a nosedive with the humpty egg.
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>>15225101
>Humpty Egg
>last summer
Time passes slowly in Hell, doesn't it?
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>>15225105
Maybe he's an aussie? For north hemisphere the egg was probably closer to winter than summer.
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Would you give your seed to feed her greed and help her breed?
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>>15225105
>>15225101
Painful reminder that cait sith also came out in the summer, and that the year ended on cu cith
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>>15224442
Jesus christ, yours too? What are they teaching these sluts. Just the other day one put the butter up the back of the fridge. It's left out for a purpose
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>>15225115
Nope, that was February or March. What stuff are you on people? Share?
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>>15225101
I still don't get why people get so triggered over humpty
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>>15225119
Literal fetus porn.
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>>15225113
Not with a lame waifu like that.
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>>15225123
This is so messed up, it reminds me of the Nazi Zombie Giant Aborted Fetus from the Stick of Truth.
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>>15225113
Only if she sates my need.
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>>15225127
So funny, horrifying or what?
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>>15225113
I only breed with blue-skinned demons
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>>15225123
It's just a slime, who cares
There are lots of much worse things - siths, transgender, matango, ropers etc
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>>15225130
Funny. South Park is funny.
>>15225132
Don't bully Alps, they just wanna entertain you.
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>>15225133
But what if I get entertainment from bullying alps?
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>>15225118
Im pretty sure it was summer
either that or my sense of reality is fucked

or maybe... somebody doesn't want me to remember the last year correctly
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>>15225138
Then take responsibility and become their thugdere lover.
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>>15225090
Best girls Mindflayer and Shoggoth were released

>>15225118
Cait-Sith released early March (you can check on the wikia profile > edit > history)
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>>15225139
Dont blame the mindflayers and admit you were wrong!
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>>15225163
But mindflayers are evi-ALL GLORY TO THE TENTACLE!
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>>15225163
Never trust a mindflayer.
Who knows what they will do to your mind.
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>>15225174
How do you know they didn't? After reading Foundation & Empire and Second Foundation, I'm no longer convinced I can tell if my mind has been tampered with.
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>>15224850
>Tiny feral Ocelot Jinko shortstack
Muh dick
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>>15225198
>Ocelot
MREOW!
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>>15225198
>Six shots, more than enough to impregnate anything that moves.
>Nothing like slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber.
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>>15225199
>>15225204
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocelot
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>>15225218
I don't get it. Why are you putting up that link?
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>>15225226
Just in case the memes have taken over and you forgot that an Ocelot was an actual animal
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>>15225236
You really think you're that much above the rest of us on an intellectual level? Get off your high horse! My waifu will shatter your illusions!
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>>15225242
I don't recognize this meme. I got the last bit though.
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>>15225251
That's the only meme there was, the rest was context sensitive chuuni banter.
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>>15225261
I wasn't being facetious, knowing this place I wouldn't be surprised at all if you forgot what an Ocelot was.
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>>15225268
So what you're saying is you're better than anyone else here because they make Metal Gear jokes at every opportunity?
You suck, man. You suck.
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>>15225273
>better
You can stop projecting now.
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>>15225278
What? You're the one assuming you're the only one here who knows that an ocelot is an animal.
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So you want to join our gang, eh?
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>>15225282
No, I just posted a link to clarify I was talking about the animal and made a joke about the rampant MGS memes that you might have forgotten. You're the one with the idea that because I wasn't referencing a game that suddenly makes me better than you
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>>15225300
I was dragged here by a jinko and an oni, I don't think I have a choice in this matter anyways.
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>>15225317
Well if you want to join the Gothic Lolita Gang, you have to prove your courage! You're spending the night in a haunted house!
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what you doing right now?
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>>15225310
You're just soooo smart, aren't you?
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>>15225326
Watching cartoons.
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>>15225320
That doesn't sound too bad, ghost girls aren't that annoying. What's the catch?
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>>15225327
Are you being ironic?
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>>15225326
Waiting for Overwatch to come out
This is killing me
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>>15225339
If you go back to>>15225242
you might notice that this was never meant to be a serious complaint.
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>>15225326
Setting up for a anime binge.
one punch man, mushibugyo, and that one with the steampunk guns and zombies
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>>15225336
You'll have to put up with the scaredycat Jinko and Oni, duh.
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>>15225343
I dunno >>15225273 sounded pretty triggered
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>>15225347
...I'll do it.
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>>15225349
>You suck, man. You suck.
I thought that was obvious enough but I guess it wasn't.
Guess you're not that smart now, are you?
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>>15225350
Hope you brought your own sleeping bag so you won't have to share.
AND your own toothbrush, for the same reason.
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>>15225356
Maybe you come from an ultra aggressive place where even the most passive of bitches will call you a cunt and glass you in the face, but where I'm from "You suck, man. You suck." is what a passive little bitch would say. So it wasn't really obvious, nah.
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>>15225363
They're going to be crushing me all night while I try to sleep anyways, why does having my own sleeping bag matter? And do they not have their own toothbrushes?
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>>15225365
Well I'm not getting into a real argument with you over nothing, dumb-dumb.
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>>15225371
Of course THEY do, but if you don't bring yours they'll have to borrow you theirs, and that'd be an indirect kissu.
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>>15225373
>dumb-dumb
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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>>15225379
Oh, that's what you meant. Misread that somehow.
I'm not taking a toothbrush.
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>>15225390
>Haaaahhn? You're just like a little kid! Totally helpless if someone doesn't look after you!
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>>15225398
Says the seven foot tall oni that's afraid of ghosts. I'll just use Jinko's brush and sleeping bag then.
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>>15225404
This breaks the Oni. She's going to hang out in the yard to smoke and drink and then you'll hear her screaming.
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>>15225408
This is why we can't have nice things.
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>>15225408
Well, shit. Better go apologize, and let it slip I'm a lightweight drinker.
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>>15225414
Apologize to thin air? There's nothing but cigarette butts and a half-finished bottle there. She's been spirited away and it's all your fault.
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>>15225417
But what would ghosts need with an oni? I'm going to have to grab my saltshaker and chase them until they tell me what they did with her. Ghosts hate salt, right?
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>>15225427
>Ghosts hate salt, right?
You're the worst hero ever.
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>>15225433
Will they give her back if I ask nicely and negotiate a trade instead?
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>>15225438
A hostage exchange? Surely nothing bad will happen if you give yourself up for her.
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>>15225445
Eh, couldn't be worse than being forced to join a gang run by a gothloli vampire and her muscled gothloli fashioned thugs. So many black frills on an oni, it's crazy.
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>>15225449
Your courage and self sacrifice have brought shame upon the gang. They will figure out a way to save you from the spooky Ghosts in a story someone should totally write, but not me.
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>>15225456
And I can't write it, I'm a biased party.
Well, there is always my imagination.
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Remember not to trust nuns!
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>>15225462
Oh well. I've got all summer. Maybe after I get around to finishing that Echidna stuff.
>>15225464
I want a Dark Priest to put on a gasmask and a latex nun outfit.
Shut up, I know it's weird.
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>>15225464
I remember a old story on MGU where a guy had confession with a nun, when he leaves its revealed to the reader that he was talking to a dark priest the whole time
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>>15225479
What a tweeeest!
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>>15225326
I'm going to ask my maid to sleep with me, to make sure I don't catch a cold. It has nothing to do with my loneliness.
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I hate Elves!
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>>15225517
Why?
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>>15225517
I hate that Elves aren't all pregnant with my children.
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I just want to bite, be bitten by, and wrestle-sex a hellhound delinquent. Marriage too, obviously.
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>>15225540
the weak spot is the ear, attack it!
just be prepared to survive round 2
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>>15225540
That sounds good. But I do think she would "win" every time. They would ride you cow girl all night.
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>>15225468
>I want a Dark Priest to put on a gasmask and a latex nun outfit.
>Shut up, I know it's weird.
Like what you want.

>>15225484
Anyone got ideas for twist endings?
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>>15225468
>Shut up, I know it's weird.
Like what you like. It's fine.
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>>15225562
Guy is dating an alp.
But it's not an alp.
It's just a tomboy succubus that never had a reason to assume the guy thought she was an alp.
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>>15225577
Would you a tomboy succubus?
And why is your answer yes?
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>>15225587
Because short hair can be incredibly cute too, and you can do far more with her than the average succubus. Like learn martial arts together.
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>>15225577
>succubus getting mistaken for a tranny
Wow, poor girl. I bet she killed herself after hearing it. It's too devastating for succubi dignity
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>>15225562
>Anyone got ideas for twist endings?

1.Woman travels with her boyfriend to prevent ushi-oni corruption.
She's already embraced the change, the travelling is just so no one can stop her from claiming him

2. knight apprentice goes to fight a lilim his mentor is famous for fending off.
The mentor is actually married to the lilim, its a trap for the apprentice to meet their daughter

3.knight is captured by the monster army and many plan to share him
A mantis rats them out and they get wiped out by the humans, so she can have him without comptetion
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>>15225540
>>
Which monstergirl is best for someone who needs their smile protected? Family full of pedophiles and criminals tier.
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>>15225650
I'd say any strong ones, oni and such.
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>>15225650
Minotaur
but not for me, Id rather be the guy doing the protecting
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>>15225601
Man the amount of fear boner would make 1 a fucking awesome story
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>>15225666
Plz satan. 1 doesn't even make sense since it's one of the few monsterization processes that's almost instantaneous.
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>>15225601
There was a humorous collection of short stories about corrupted mentor sending dense knights to fight monsters naked, with banjo, coated in bee honey etc
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>>15225601
the second one sounds sorta cute.
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>>15225657
>Get back from class, tired as hell.
>Oni waifu is passed out in bed. Again.
>Decide to go join her.
>Smells fantastic, like manomo mana and expensive sake.
>She pulls you tightly against her chest, spooning you.
>Fall asleep.
>Wake up to hear her drunkenly talking about what a good boyfriend you are.

This is the dream.
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>>15225673
Hmm... I think you could headcannon in so the change is within a hour or so. then have a priest put some sort of holy limiter on the infected part like a arm bracer or something.
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I wanna sneak up behind a big ara ara Lich, wrap my arms around her hips, lean in to her ear and whisper, "What does the speed of light have to do with the conversion of matter to energy?"
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>>15225686
Onis and Ogres are big and smelly!

And they snore loudly!
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I want to ask a monstergirl what is it called when I just don't want to do absolutely anything with my life, not even get out of bed every morning. It's driving me fucking insane
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>>15225700
Major Depression
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>>15225700
That's called being lazy.

Stern Anubis approves this message
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>>15225694
That depends, is the object in question traveling through a medium, such as air, or in vacuum?
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>>15225691
Easier to have her already wearing some form of amulet or ward before she gets splashed that slows it down.

>this will protect me from all but the most severe corruption!
>gets ushi'd
>whenlifegivesyoulemons.jpg
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>>15225696
They're huge sexy cuddlers and never snore like that! Just listen to how adorable their pillowtalk is!

http://chirb.it/wP25E1
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>>15225601
What if the knight actually manages to defeat the daughter? what will the parents do then?
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>>15225706
Why would it matter? It's mass is constant, yes? Wouldn't the amount it emits be constant regardles of motion, too?
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>>15225713
The face of a Kitsune when she realizes Anon became a feral milking machine.
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you know what would be interesting? a story about writing stories.
A sort of round table discussion involving both humans and monsters regarding various monster stories.
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>>15225713
That fox is gonna get milked!
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>>15225707
That fully fits with it
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>>15225720
Much more effective to frame it as a bunch of tabletop monster and human players discussing stuff during their campaign. That way you have an overarching plot, can make side tangents of real or imaginary stories and media for discussion.
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>>15225720
So... some sort of gentleman's literature club, with clashing cultures or humans vs monsters in the spoken word? Or were you thinking of something more meta?
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>>15225713
Fox milk!
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>>15225717
>mass is constant
Maybe in the universe as a whole, as it can't be destroyed or created, only changed. But if we're studying a specific object travelling at the speed of light, it'll lose mass depending on the environment it's in.

I guess
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>>15225711
Either they step in and prevent the daughter from getting killed. or its a tragic end to a plan gone wrong and they fall into mourning and deppression
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>>15225720
What about a story about writing stories, like, someone starts being a writefag and he realizes that with his writing he accidentally helped a Lillim into this universe and gets roped into the plan about monsterizing this world.

He would help her just writing stories since he realizes it empowers her and helps her break the wall even further.
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>>15225750
>A lilim will never make you write stories just so other people get more hooked with monstergirls
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>>15225742
>But if we're studying a specific object travelling at the speed of light, it'll lose mass depending on the environment it's in.
But if it is stationary in a vacuum, why is C in the equation at all?
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>>15225736
some thing like a neutral ground book club for human and monster I think is what he means.
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>>15225754
>>15225742
Nerds
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What's the best way to get a raptor girl to jump you with the rest of her friends?
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>>15225759
>Hey girls, it's lunch time.
>>
Today is Friday 13th. Careful not to die, Anons.

Who's coming with me
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>>15225770
You have my sword
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>>15225759
an extinct one or a living raptor?
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>>15225770
It's no fun if we know it's coming.
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>>15225772
The extinct kind! I have three of them in one of my classes and they're so fucking cool and qt. We're at the top of the class together.
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>>15225754
C is the speed of light, which is the actual constant, not mass my dude
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>>15225782
But how is it that the amount of energy gained from converting an object's mass to energy is directly dependent on C?
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>>15225789
Because kinetic energy contributes to both mass and energy of an object.
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>>15225793
Oh, okay.
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>>15225793
Thanks Hakutaku.
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>>15225796
>>15225802
Acceleration does wonders to bodies, famalam manny-o.
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>>15215749
Hidoi as fuck, senpai.
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>>15225778
Would you say they are... clever girls?
>>
I wanna go to Mars and fuck all the lusty, sex-deprived Hellspawn!
>>
I want to waifu a nice human girl!
>>
>>15225838
Get out of here, Stalker.
>>
A Succubi without wings and a tail is useless
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>>15225838
Me too. I want to hug one, maybe say those embarassing words "you're beautiful"
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>>15225847
What did he mean by this?
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>>15225847
A succubus that doesn't have wings or a tail is just a bus that sucks
At that point it is recommended to get a new bus.
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>>15225856
>A Succubi
>A, singular
>Succubi, plural
It doesn't make a lot of sense does it?
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>>15225859
yeah but what about the succ
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You wouldn't milk a fox.
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>>15225881
I want a leaking fox to give me a nursing handjob
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>>15225881
No, I'd drink from the tap. What use is a MILF is she can't nurse me?
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>>15225881
Of course not, I like my foxes travel sized.
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>>15225881
Why milk her when you can just drink it directly form the sorce?
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>>15225881
It tastes like fried tofu and soju
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>Hellhound has a natural, difficult to control instinct to bite during sex (especially on her partner's neck). Apparently it's a display of both dominance and affection.
>Naturally, this causes problems. Bleeding problems.
>Decides to wear a special dental apparatus from then on during sex. It's just two pieces of rubber that were molded to fit her teeth.
>Painful tooth punctures are replaced with an oddly pleasant physical pressure
>Makes it very difficult to talk while she wears them so bedroom dialogue becomes awkward
>Also makes her look like a giant nerd

>"Rrrrr. Groo rggrike grat? Greels gfgfood?"

>You now have to hide your laughter so you don't hurt her self-esteem
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>>15225908
I'd just wear one of those BDSM collars that stop me from turning my head, that protects my neck just fine.
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>>15225908
Just let her bite you, you pussy.
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>>15225908
>Implying

We all know hellhounds have a "soft mouth" like labrador retrievers.
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>>15225908
Hah nerd
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>I want a loli Monstergirl
>But I also want her to be capable of physically beating me up
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>>15225908
>sleep to hellposting, wake up to hellposting

I just remembered that I was posting in this thread in my dreams.
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>>15225908
>Can't handle love bites
Look at this fag
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>>15225934
>When you're not sure if this is the real life or if this is just a fantasy
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>>15225933
They make those already, they're called Baphomets.
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>>15225908
I bet you use a bulletproof vest so you don't get hurt by her scratches.
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>>15225720
I've read enough Stephen King to know writers and their problems are relatable enough. I think I could do this.
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>>15225933
Solution: get an Elin.
I don't have any with heavy armor and poleaxes.
>>
How much monster is too much? What's your limit, anon?

I hope you can handle more than cosplay tier
>>
>>15226010
I'm an Abomination-cuddler and I feel no shame, no remorse.
>>
>>15226010
On a scale of 1 to 10?
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>>15226010
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>>15226013
On a scale of kitsune to female cthulhu


I'm not sure if you could really just rank it 1 to 10, everyone has a limit, but I'd figure it'd be pretty arbitrary.
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>>15226024
Octopus faces deserve love
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>>15226024
Female cthulhu doesn't sound all that bad.
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>>15226019
Can't fucking wait for that to get translated.
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>>15226010
Abominations can be pretty cute, I'm also rather fond of http://i.imgur.com/JKkqoDk.jpg although I've been called a furry for posting other images of her before despite the fact she has human facial features.
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>>15226010
As long as she doesn't have one or less eyes I'm fine with it.
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>>15225908
Fuckin weenie. Hope can you say you love her if you're not even prepared to trust her and take the full brunt of her bites? That level of intimacy and unrestrained passion, mixing pain to heighten pleasure is a feeling like nothing else.
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>>15226069
That escalated quickly.
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>>15226041
>although I've been called a furry for posting other images of her before
I honestly don't see it
I've tilted my head to a point where it hurts and I still don't see how that qualifies
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>>15226069
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>>15226075
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>>15226069
>>15226075
>>15226080
What the fuck are you doing.
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>>15226069
Fuck, what's wrong with those proportions? It's like the character designer for Code Geass fucked a giraffe, and the resulting abomination of an offspring became a doujin creator.
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>>15226084
You seem upset about something.
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>>15225596
>succubi dignity
>dignity
If that didn't work she'd probably just run aroound raping men and making them think they just had sex with a tranny. It'd be a blast.
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>>15226080
Superior girl coming through
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>>15226084
Posting the previews, what else?
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>>15226010
Well, I absolutely love Polt, so take from that what you will. If someone wants to call her a furry, sure, that's fine. The beauty of it is, her design is so good I don't even need to care about it. That, and she looks nothing like the western anthros or snouty, misproportioned siths.

Really, I don't mind how monstery a monstergirl is. I can like cosplay tier, or anything high on the opposite end of the spectrum. What sells it for me is how good the design actually is by itself.
Like, I hate the laziness in arachnes, cancers and a huge amount of the MGQ girls. If you're just taking the top half of a girl and pasting it onto a giant version of the creature you're basing the monstergirl off of, that's not fun. It's not a good design, at all.
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>>15226080
I would not put my dick inside a Wocky's tentacle.
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>>15226135
What are you, chicken?
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>>15226074
http://i.imgur.com/WldfZ51.jpg
I don't either, I put it down to cosplay-only types having a weak tolerance to other monster girls.
>>15226135
>Not wanting her to suck on your balls with her tentacles while she teases the tip with her main mouth
Pussy.
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>>15226144
Imagine if you put it inside and it slowly started chewing on it, just to tease you.
I would only jam it in if I fully trusted a Wock, but since they are wonderland beings and all of that...
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Revive dead thread.
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>>15226231
Ecce homo qui est faba.
Ecce homo qui est faba.
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>>15226231
Shhhh. Thread is sleeping with their waifu.
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>>15226243
"Behold the man who is a bean"

Haha, what.

>>15226244
Liar. I'd be sleeping with my waifu too otherwise.
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>>15226258
Some of us have to keep the gears of mamono banana going while the others rest.

Don't worry, Anon. Our time will come soon.
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>>15226231
Tell me, what would a lich do if their husband needed emotional support?
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>>15226266
She would grab a cheerleader outfit and some pompons and say "ganbare, husband" in a monotone voice.
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>>15226266
Listen. They're probably good listeners. And think about it like this: They can detach themselves from a situation emotionally, but they're not unfeeling. They can and do experience happiness and sadness, anger and fear just like anyone else. It's just that they have the ability to be able to distance emotion and feeling from their logical, observational processes. It removes bias and grants clarity, without being cold or completely disregarding feelings as a factor.

You could sit down in a chair, with your lich waifu sitting opposite you, and spend hours just talking and venting about every aspect of your life that's even just less than good.
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>>15226286
That is really adorable. I just want to hug her.

>>15226296
I’d say that would work really well.
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>>15226296
>hey're probably good listeners.
They can listen to my love, if you know what I mean. It means I want to jizz into her ear canal.
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>>15225113

NO

I MUST KILL THE DEMONS
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>>15226306
If that makrs you happy, I'm sure she would allow it.
Anything to see the warm smile of her husband.
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>>15226287
Sweet heaven above, that's great. Hellhound and hosltaur symmetrical docking when?

>>15226306
Ew. I'd rather just let her listen to my love by holding her to my chest, so she can hear my heartbeat.
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>>15226323

I bet all undead MGs like hearing the sound of their husbands heartbeat
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>>15226339
I bet undead girls sneak into your bed while you sleep just to hear your heartbeat and feel your warmth
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>>15226287
Remove hellhound, keep cows.
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>>15226352
>A Lich will never hold you tight so that she can feel your warm skin against her

why live?
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>>15226352
>Go to bed but neglect to lock your own door.
>When you wake up you find a Zombie girl hugging you and putting her head against your chest so she can hear your heartbeat

what to do?
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>>15226373
wrap your arms around her tight and cuddle her to both of you're heart's content.
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>>15226373
Well, someone has to turn her into a wight. I guess that will be me. She can still listen to my heartbeat while we do it.
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>>15226352
Can't blame them. I like to think that a hellhound's heartbeat sounds like something incredible. Like a thunderstorm inside her chest, beating with all the immeasurable power of the underworld itself. An infernal engine that is the source of her life and fire.
Personally, I'd love to rest my head on a hellhound's chest and fall asleep listening to that, and being reassured, knowing that all that terrible power belongs to a living, loving person who adores me.

The way an undead monstergirl cherishes a human heartbeat could be a little bit like that. An assurance of warmth and life, in a steady, constant rhythm.
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>>15226373
Throw the blankets over her and go back to bed.
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>>15226352
>>15226391

I have a condition that makes my heartbeat flutter sometimes, would they still enjoy listening to it?

Would they get really concerned?
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>>15226401
Atrial Flutter? There's no fatal danger from having that condition, if I rememeber correctly.

I'm sure once you told them it was safe, it'd be just another quirk. Something that makes you unique. They can put their head to your chest, hear that little irregularity, and smile knowing that it's your heartbeat without a doubt.
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>>15226373
>winter
>it's cold as balls outside
>forget to lock the doors
>suddenly get a sharp cold shock
>it's an ice-cold zombie wrapped around your chest
>Warm...
>can barely breathe with the thermal shock
>stuck in bed for now
>better hope she closed the door behind her
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>>15226414
It'd probably be really cute if they panicked a bit before you told them you'll be fine though.

Panicking or sad monster girls are way too cute.
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>>15225713
>>15225718
>>15225724
>>15225739
I want this guy to do lactation stuff so bad.
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I want my monster waifu to know that she can do whatever she wants to my unconscious body!
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>>15226465
But then you wouldn’t know the pleasure she’s giving you. And she wouldn't want to be greedy.
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>>15226287
Is that a short-haired Hellhound I see? Also, it's nice to see what kind of eyes those twin Holstaurs of yours have.
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>>15226414
Arrhythmia I think.
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>>15226479
Oh, then that's probably a little more dangerous.
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>>15226479
Isn't that what the guy in the cripple fucking sim had?
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>>15226287
Is that you latenight? Have you ever tried drawing on a beige background? Maybe on an old paper texture on photoshop? The brushes you use kinda look like coal/pencil and those always look great on beige/golden backgrounds.
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>>15226516
Yes, it is.
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>>15226479
Yeah, that's what I have

>>15226516
Oh god dammit, I completely forgot about that. Am I qualified to date crippled MGs now?
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>>15226465
Only if I can do whatever I want to her unconscious body back.

It'd just involve things like giving her wet dreams by fingering her in her sleep, stroking her head, rubbing her back, and maybe kissing and sucking her nipples. I wouldn't betray her trust by pulling a prank or doing something mean to her.
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>>15226401
I know that feel Anon, I also have a birth defect that inadvertently messes up my heartbeat slightly. Different from yours though.

At least thats one that makes us "moe" to come Monster Girls.
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>>15226533
You certainly are.
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Just where does monstergirls' intense sense of loyalty come from, exactly? Excluding dick and semen, since those are basic needs for them, what keeps them attached to one man all their lives? Biology usually dictates creatures to seek the best mates to procreate with. Is magic again?
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>>15226551
Whatever you want.
Be it a magical effect, or the way their brains are wired, or the circumstances of their creation and existence in a setting.
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>>15226566
It can't be due to a reason I want, that'll be selfish of me. Surely there is some kind of believable in-lore thesis I can follow instead?

>inb4 KC's lore skills
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>>15226533
>Am I qualified to date crippled MGs now?
Damn right you are.
>Legless Cockatrice unable to run without the aid of prosthetic legs
>Armless Leanan Sidhe who draws with her feet and mouth
>Nightmare with burn scars and PTSD, only confident during dreams where she has no scars
>Blind Wight unable to see the wonderful things the rich would usually surround themselves with
>Mute Dark Priest unable to spread her message without the help of an interpreter
Take your pick.
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Is it feasible to have a married monstergirl as your wingwoman?
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>>15226551
>Is magic again?
Yea. If you want love in MGE, you gotta OO EE OO AH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG OO EE OO AH AHH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
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>>15226594
Oh fuck you witch doctor.
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>>15226591
Yes. Imagine having a monster girl work coworker you really get along with who often invites you over to her place for a movie night with her husband.

The two of them decide they need to hook you up with a nice girl and take it in turns trying to set you up with monster girls they know.
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>>15226594
The witch doctor must be stoped at all costs.
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>>15226080
Jesus christ, this couldn't be more hot.
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>>15226633
That "guy" looks too much like a girl. If I didn't know I would he is a girl on middle panel
I wonder how he didn't alped the second he got in demon realm
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>>15226080
That's the most effeminate looking dude I've seen in an doujin.
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>>15226645
You must not read a lot of doujins then
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>>15226649
Yeah I don't.
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>>15226603
But what if the type of girl you like is completely opposite to the type of girl who is helping you?
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>>15226644
Who cares about the guy tho.
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>>15226665
People don't like self-inserting as an alp-looking dude.
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>>15226080
>Cheshire disappointed that some brown dragon onee-chan took her prey from her
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>>15226576
That's kind of what I mean. Develop your setting, and if you want to, develop and include a reason for why monstergirls are as loyal as they are.

Sure, you could just say "it's magic" and leave it like that if you don't care. But at the same time, you can also put the reason down to magic and have it be a fleshed out idea.

Let me give an example. Say we have our fantasy setting. Magic exists in it as a fundamental phenomenon of the universe, as it so often does.
Except in our little hypothetical world, magic is influenced by something special: synergy between two souls. Magic doesn't obey the laws of conservation, and can be created, made stronger. It's also a force which is deeply linked to emotion, which you could say is why a sapient person has the potential to cast spells. They're using their sapience and intelligence to shape an amount of magic into a spell.
Of course it'd go deeper than that. Emotion and magic come together like an aura. A huge amount of sadness can create a negative energy, which could actually lead to magic causing bad things to happen, and vise versa. In a place where negativite emotions thrive, you could find that it has a physical effect on the area, causing bad weather, or even being quantifiably inimical to life in general.
So now we can come back to that fundamental law of magic we've established, the synergy. Two souls can, in terms of magic, interact to produce something which is stronger than what both souls can do individually. So a couple or group of people with a high affinity for each other can come together to produce an extremely strong magical reaction.
Now, monstergirls are magical beings. Harpies probably employ magic to fly in some way, otherwise how else would they do it, barring a much lower gravity on the planet they occupy. Onis must have their bodies enhanced by it in some very fundamental way, even if it's just a vector for them to actually physically develop to the degrees of strength beyond human capabilities.
So wouldn't it make sense that a monstergirl, being as magically attuned and sensitive as they are, would greatly benefit from being around a large amount of positive magic?

Now we just need to add two and two together.
Why is a monstergirl so loyal and loving?
Because two people who love each other dearly can create a magical synergy that is intensely strong. It creates a positive magical effect which is fundamentally beneficial to a monstergirl.
If a monstergirl just fooled around and had sex with a lot of different guys, she'd still benefit from a quick burst of positive emotions and magic during the sex, but the benefit from a strong affinity wouldn't be there. She doesn't have as much synergy with them, their souls aren't really interacting on as deep a level as two true lovers' would.

So, that's my little spiel. It's just an example of how you can come up with a reason and justification for monstergirls being the way they are.

Actually, that whole mechanic is kind of what I've developed and fleshed out for use in my own stories. I've excluded a few details, but that's the general gist of it.
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>>15226669
They hunt in packs
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>>15226669
As it should be.
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>wake up
>all of a sudden no monstergirl wife
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>>15226677
>You'll never be hunted down and gangraped by a pack of Cheshires
I don't know if I should be thankful or disappointed.
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>>15226668
Eh, there are worse alternatives.
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>>15226677
>faggot cat packs
The world isn't ready for such horrors.
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>>15226673
Well, this is certainly better than "No shut up, mamono mana tho".
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>>15226677
How do you even escape that? They can literally turn invisible and teleport.

The only thing scarier would be being hunted down by the hounds of tindalos or the grim reaper.
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>>15226677
Whatever happend to being a guide? What a shameful display of workmanship.
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>>15226706
Just do what the MC just did

Find a nice Jabberwock Nee-san to protect you and scare the faggotcats away
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>>15226677
Isn't that the afterimage of the cheshire
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>>15226692
Just got here, huh? Welcome to the Berenstain universe.
It fucking sucks here, but on the upside humanity has a kind of gestalt psychic consciousness capable of affecting reality ala Orks from 40K. Enjoy your stay.
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>>15226578
>>Mute Dark Priest unable to spread her message without the help of an interpreter
Thank god.
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>>15226677

'TIS A TROUBLING FOE!
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>>15226677
I believe that's the same Cheshire, except she just being presented in different stalking positions.
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>>15226673
So are team-up magic attacks a thing?
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>>15226287
Perfect.
I really like how the hellhound is so surprised.
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>>15225812
She loves it. She just doesn't know it yet.
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>>15226715
>>15226722
Pretty sure it's different ones. We see in the first page >>15226069 her in the position the other two are in before she lunges and then pursues the boy. She's the one running while the ones on the branches are alerted to his presence.
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>>15226673
>A huge amount of sadness can create a negative energy, which could actually lead to magic causing bad things to happen, and vise versa. In a place where negativite emotions thrive, you could find that it has a physical effect on the area, causing bad weather, or even being quantifiably inimical to life in general.
This sounds interesting. I wonder if I could make magical fireballs out of anger.
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>>15226720
Damn Dragon stole my heart.
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>>15226692
You just got NTRed bro
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>>15226673
tldr of this?
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>>15226753
Basically a little more than 'It just works'.
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>>15226649
He probably meant most effeminate looking dude in a straight doujin. I agree with him desu senpai
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>>15226757
You must also not read a lot of doujins.
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>>15226716
can we use this to at least bring elves into our world?
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>>15226761
That's a tiny FAL.
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>>15226760
So any examples? Cross-dress doesn't count, obviously
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>>15226760
Not everyone reads shota garbage, friend.
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>>15226716
>Berenstain universe
You mean Berenstein.
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>>15226761
Unfortunately no.
So far we're limited to killing people and rigging elections.
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>>15225759
Are you sure you want that?
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>>15226702
I've put a little thought into it, but I wouldn't call it airtight.

One nice little feature of it is that the tangible effect magic has on its surroundings due to emotion isn't just positive.
Say you have two people who hate each other, who outright detest each other with every fibre of their beings. That's a kind of synergy between two people too.
So if a loving couple produce magic which is beneficial to their health and lives, what does the magic which two sworn enemies produce do? Actively strengthen them for the sole purpose of beating their opponent? Cause environmental chaos in general? I haven't really thought much about it in that aspect. But for the purpose of a cool fight scene in a story, I guess we can put those possibilities there as a placeholder.

>>15226724
Basically, yeah. Think of it like this. If you have a spellcaster wife, your presence around her will increase her abilities. Well, it will increase the quantity and strength of magic your souls produce in general. You can be like a magical supercharger for her. Anything which causes a flare of emotion, like kissing her maybe, would cause a sudden spike in magical ability.

>>15226734
Just being really, really angry wouldn't be enough for you to willingly create a fireball.
But the way I see it, there's no reason any human can't learn magic. It's just that monstergirls are more magical beings. They're attuned to it, and it comes naturally to them.
But if you're angry, you're producing that aura of magic which is kind of negative and destructive in general. I think it'd be much easier to cast a destructive spell like a fireball in that environment, and it'd be augumented to boot.

>>15226753
Magic is a fundamental force of the universe which is deeply linked to the soul, and emotions.
A fundamental law of magic is that the synergy between two or more souls produces magic in greater effect than what the same number of souls can produce individually.
Magic is tied to emotion, so good emotions produce good magic, which effects the world in a good way, and vise versa.
Monstergirls are very sensitive to magic, being magical creatures themselves, so they're affected by it much more strongly than any other living thing is.
They're loyal and loving to one person because that creates the deepest positive synergy possible: one of love. It's healthy and beneficial.

I do apologise for the complete inundation of a setting idea you might not care about.
Presenting the rules of a setting in a story is one thing, but when you're just outright explaining it, it can be annoying to some. Sorry if that's the case.
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>>15226080
>that tentamouth-pussy
Boner yes.
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>>15226782
I wanna fuck that T-rex.
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>>15226775
I can live with this, it's still in it's infancy. We don't know the power we possess.
>>15226767
Maybe she's just a big girl
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>>15226836
>Big girl
She looks as tiny as that CAR-15 she's holding.

Tiny operator elves are too tiny to be involved in combat operations.
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>>15226839
Can I interest you in poorly proportioned elves? Ones that should be wearing little more than magazine pouches and short shorts, if I'm honest
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>>15226850
Okay now this shit is really going off the charts.

Battle rifles always look fuckhuge in the hands of anyone with no exceptions. Even Onis would look smaller than they are if they held one.

And here we have a trio of Elves holding them as if they were friggin M4A2's.

Am I in the land of giants? Giant elves make me worried.
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>>15226867
in artist's defense, there's a good chance they've never held or seen a real rifle
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>>15226874
That's understandable but he could've searched images on the web for how big they look.

Oh well who gives a shit. His elves are still cute.
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>>15226882
indeed, and the idea of armed, slightly giantess elves is not at all unappealing to me
>6'5" of muscle and cuddles walks up to you
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>>15226898
>6'5''
>giantess

I want the manlets to leave
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>>15226898
>you will never see a muscle Elf and muscle P'Orc duke it out in order to determine who bares your daughterus
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>>15226898
I worried that accepting her invitation for cuddles would end up with me getting my bones crushed, but then again I get the feeling that refusing wouldn't be an option either.
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>>15227060
key word was slightly
>6'5" is only a few inches taller than me
maybe I need to aim higher
>>15227061
I hope the elf wins. or it's a draw and I impregnate both
>>15227065
Best to just let it happen
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>>15227061
>muscle elf vs muscle p'orc

I don't think I'm ready for that.
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>>15227069
>just let it happen
But what if I die?
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God dammit is it cold out here.
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>>15227091
Then you die in a loving embrace
there are worse ways to go.
>>15227096
Do you want Yeti hugs? because that's how you get yeti hugs
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>>15227100
What are they gonna do? Break into my house?
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>>15227100
I don't know about you anon but I am far to sad to get hugs. oh woe is me, I cannot get any hugs nor do i want one and I especially do not want a nice Yeti to hug me.Hmm, no sirree, I am far to grumpy for that I tell you.
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>>15227108
>he said, moments before a Yeti burst through a wall and hugged him ruthlessly
>>15227109
You gon get hugged
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>>15227061
Trick question, both will.
The real question is who will bear the most.
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>>15227100
I want to feel cold in a small unbreakable transparent box so that Yetis can see me beging for a hug.
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>>15227120
P'Orcs can probably bare more daughterus on average than an Elf.
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>>15227143
I want to freeze myself in a cryogenic slumber tube until Yeti girls become reality.
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>>15227145
Then I just need to spike the elf's drinks with a fertility potion.
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>>15227157
Those things can be a bit too effective on elves.
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>>15227157
>muscle P'Orc and Elf both take a fertility potion before they snusnu you
>wake up the following morning to find your muscle Elf and P'Orc giving you a double titfuck with their now massive lactating tits
>have yet to notice the semen bulge present on both of their muscular bellies
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>>15227183
Look at those fucking clothes are you fucking serious.
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>>15227175
Too bad!
I'll give her all the kids!

>>15227183
We need to keep going.
Double the dosage!
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You know I came to the realization as to why I don't write more Manticores. I never really liked them and was doing it to fit in with faggots.
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>>15227175
Good! The more, the better!
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>>15227175
How effective we talking?
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>>15227183
Dude, what if muscular MGs store semen on their 6/8 packs? The more packs she has, the more semen is stored.
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>>15227266
"Cat's get up without help" effective
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>>15227270
That's stupid and doesn't make sense.
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>>15227252
http://i.imgur.com/FXynH1P.jpg
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>>15227273
Semen tanks!
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>>15227282
6/8 packs are muscles.
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>there will never be a Nightmare with Shire's bodytype and a Holstaurs dairy abilities
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>>15227252
Poser.
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>>15227271
Then we'll double the dose!
She wanted daughters after all!
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>>15227303
Well I took a good long think and realized that she's not even in my top 10. Hence why whenever I wrote about them they were the niggers of the MG world.
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>>15227306
Well, you're not wrong.
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>>15227271
SHE'S FALLEN AND SHE CAN'T GET UP
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>>15227252
>tfw don't really like manticores, hellhounds, or cheshires

The smug just doesn't do it for me.
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>>15227304
She won't be able to move anon.
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>>15227315
I fucking hate Manticores and Hellhounds but I love Kakuens and Cheshires.
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>>15227319
I'm just giving her what she wanted!
She did say that she wanted to rebuild the elven race.

Triple dosage should be good for the first batch
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>>15227332
Anon she can't have that much think of the side effects! Her boobs and butt with grow!
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I want to play a horror game with a Gazer and spook her by sneaking away and disappearing while she's fully focused on the game itself.
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Delinquent MGs forcing you to kiss (because they don't know how to express their feelings.)
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>>15227356
All those eyes, and she doesn't even have one wandering around to watch her back.
I mean, I'd love to have a complete 360 degree circle of vision when playing horror games. There's always that nagging fear of something crawling up behind me in the dark.
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>>15227342
A better cushion to sit on and better tanks to feed the kids.

Don't worry, it's just quadruple doses.
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>>15227387
She could at least ask first. I wouldn't say no.
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>>15227387
>Being forced into a kiss
What do you take me for? Some kind of manlet fuck that can't take care of himself?
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>>15227387
She got lucky since kissing is one of my fetishes.
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>>15227418
>Implying you could resist an oni, hellhound, or lizardman delinquent
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>>15227431
With some training and research, yes.
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>>15227424
>kissing as a fetish

Is that a thing? That's like saying you have a fetish for vaginas.
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>>15227431
It's not being forced if you kiss them back twice as intensely.
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>>15227418
/fit/ pls contain yourself
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>>15227431
>implying I'm not ripped
>implying I'm not proficient in magic as well
I laugh at your feeble understanding of my abilities.
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Stupid rabbits.
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>>15227468
why does she keep coming into my garden and stealing my carrots I need those
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>>15227476
She wants you to rape her.
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>>15227468
But why would he reward her for misbehaving?
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>>15224466
But everybody knows how Gazerfag looks
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>>15227480
what!?
why!?
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>>15227442
I have a fetish for love, and also impregnation.
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>>15227486
Just fuck her you god damn cunt!
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>>15227491
Does it count as having a fetish for love when you can't enjoy or gap to doujins where the girl is being raped? Because I have that. With very few exceptions, if the girl isn't genuinely enjoying it, then I can't really enjoy the doujin.
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>>15227493
but I don't like her that way.
I just want to tend to my garden in peace.
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>>15227499
Fuck the god damn rabbit you turd sniffer!
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>>15227497
How hard do you fap to distilled vanilla like Dr. P? I think we should differentiate between mere consent and true love.
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I want to but a March hare on fertility treatments!
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>>15227497
I don't think I'd call that a love fetish per se. It just means you don't get off on rape.
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>"Rawr"
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>>15227497
I also do.
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>>15227510
Dr P? Don't think I've read anything relating to that name.
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>>15227521
I'ma kick it.
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>>15227521
What were these called again? Mofucores?
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>>15227527
Look at him and laugh!
http://exhentai.org/s/6cfd80ff3c/265294-80
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>>15227534
Bingo
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>>15227537
This is how a real Oni makes love.
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>>15227510
God Dr.P is just the beeeeest.

I think my favorite is the one with the joggers.
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>>15227554
http://exhentai.org/s/23232c74ed/910160-194
This one is pretty cute too. Big-butt Lich when?
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>>15227537
>le nee-san femdom
No thanks.
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>>15227565
>le
Go back to reddi.t
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>>15227521
>redditor doesn't like onee-san femdom
I knew it.
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So are zombies pretty much shit tier girls whose only redeeming qualities is that they turn into a god tier girl if you fuck them enough?
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>>15227579
I think they're pretty cute by themselves.
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>>15227565
That's not femdom at all
2 pages later she already gets fucked right in the vagina
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>>15227579
I find their "slowness" adorable.
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>>15227579
Their redeeming quality is that at least they're not skeletons.
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>>15227577
Meant for >>15227565
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>>15227592
Skeletons at least make good maids.
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>>15227591
>turns out your zombie waifu was actually just a cute & dumb girl and wighting her doesn't make her any smarter or more elegant
Good end?
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>>15227579
They're cute and then they become cute and sexy.
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>>15227541
How much do you think those breasts weigh?

I bet you could break a table with those things.
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Animated show about the Pally Patrol when?
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>>15227667
Nice to see that Anon takes his Purplecats out for dinner once in a while.
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Big. Meaty. Paws.
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>>15227675
Cocktease those who do not cumflate Cheshires
- Moohammada PBUH
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>>15226287
Were you that one drawanon who did the Salamander lying by the fire? Just trying to find the picture again.
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>>15227682
The best.
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How does a man end up becoming the husband of a powerful lord-type monster? They'd have to fight past several lower tier monsters first, wouldn't they? Are there really madmen willing to go through that just to acquire high quality pussy, or are most monster lords married to heroes who came to slay them but failed and got corrupted?
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>>15227682
I prefer Big Meaty Claws
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>>15227682
>"This is the part where you start running."
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>>15227667
what happens when you take the Yeti off of pally?
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>>15227693
I'll just go up to her and ask nicely if she can rape me
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>>15227693
You meet one at a bar and say something cute?
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>>15227696
No.
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>>15227682
You know what they say about a girl with big paws. She has a big heart.
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>>15227693
She captures him to be a slave and he worms his way into her heart.
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>>15227696
I don't see how you're supposed to run when she's already got your face in a paw the size of your head. Given it's a manticore, she probably just wants you to try to escape.

>>15227707
The biggest and meatiest of hearts. The cuddleability of those paws is top-tier.
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>>15227697
Either he loses all his strength and slumps into a grayscale sick Pally or he becomes the embodiment of primal rage.
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>>15227706
Come on Anon, it's no fun if you just stand there.
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>>15227696
By running you mean nuzzling and/or licking, right?
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>>15227682
I want to tease a manticore telling her how cute she is
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>>15227696
I want to get into a tickle fight with a Manticore.
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>>15227722
I bet their wings are really sensitive.

Their ears and paw pads are also prime targets for tickling.
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>>15227592
>>15227599
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>>15227741
I'ma crack a skeleton girl open and jizz in her marrow.
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0-4 Vidya
5-9 Write
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Here is a couple of MG pictures from Japanese tweeter: http://imgur.com/a/fmnbD

This OC almost looks like a Kikimora
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>>15227761
You forgot 10.

I'll bet you like wurms.
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>>15227761
rip us
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>>15227762
Dumb hair, would not marry and love for decades.
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>>15227762
Is that a young kikimora or something?
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>>15227761
Well then, what game?
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>>15227762
Is that fucking Yellow 13?
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>>15227667
Man thats allot of wasted rice to pull such a joke. Do MG's not care about the environment?
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>>15227809
What, you mean the pilot from AC4?

>>15227822
No, you've got it the wrong way round. That's just a really tiny eel.
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>>15227696
How would MG's deal with anons deciding to learn magic and teaching themselves recall spells?
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>>15227826
>you mean the pilot from AC4
yeah. His clothes have the same color, he has the same hair, same skin tone
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>>15227579
Someone post that comparison picture, mamonomana is one hell of a drug.
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>>15226810
>Just being really, really angry wouldn't be enough for you to willingly create a fireball.
Do I get augmented magic if I become a wizard when I hit 30?

Because being able to throw fireballs ala DOOM Imps beats sex with monstergirls any day.
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>>15227310
Well it doesn't help every time I think of a Manticore story it's with the two being apart and having kids.
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>>15227838
Because you asked, sure, why not.

I'm sure in the setting, wizards would exist, but it'd have nothing to do with age or virginity. Just the fact that they spent years knuckling down and focusing on studying magic to the point where they can become badasses even without the synergy effect.
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What happens to Manticores that have weak venom, do they just fire more darts?
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I'm gonna abuse my kiki maid until she goes full yandere!
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New chapter of A Serpent in Zion.

https://wordpress.com/stats/hellskitchensink.wordpress.com
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>>15227862
Maids are not for abusing.
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>>15227859
>Throws first dart
>Hits dude in the chest
>He drops ont he ground and starts bleeding
>But he's not hard yet
>Throw more darts
>He's dead
Doesn't sound like a good plan to me boss.
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>>15227859
>>15227873
>more darts more darts more darts
>k stop darts
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>>15227873
Maybe she can beg her older sis for one of her darts
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>>15227873
>A simple barb can penetrate a sternum
Anon.
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How would a monstergirl deal with a broken heart? Would you try to comfort her?
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>>15227696
Why would I run? I'm right where you want me where I want you to be.
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>>15227891
Be around to listen to her, I suppose. Maybe offer a shoulder to cry on.
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>>15227891
What's that Apophis' heart broken from?
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>>15227870
Maid are for abusing and bullying!
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>>15227901
The number she saw when she got on the scale.
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>>15227862
Well now you've done it. Good job anon, now what is the next step of your masterplan?
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>>15227891
Nah. She'll be fine. A broken heart is nothing a weekend of heavy drinking and furious masturbation can't cure.
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I want to be the hired quiet entertainer guy who plays passive ragtime songs on the upright piano in the background in MGC Bar without losing my formality and focus by ignoring my surroundings, no matter how crazy the place becomes.

After all, the show must go on.
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>>15227859
They get ads for a magic pill to boost their dart strength
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>>15227862
k.
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>>15227910
Better hope none of the monsters throw a bar stool into your piano
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>>15227890
Between the ribs senpai.
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>>15227910
Will you remember the song?
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>>15227906
Healing her with cuddles and dick until she's unfalteringly loyal to me!
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>>15227862
You need subtlety, anon.
Sometimes you need to make sacrifices to move forward. Don't abuse her, abuse yourself. Date human women, get taken advantage of, get cheated on. Show her a smile and tell her that you're the luckiest man in the world for having such a wonderful maid by your side.
It won't take long until she goes yan.
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>>15227741
Nito's kinda outdone by Wolnir.
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>>15227910
Play the hell out of some Scott Joplin
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>>15227911
The dickpill adverts of the monster world are hilarious
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>>15227917
That'll need to be some deep penetration. Is she firing the barb out of a gun?
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>>15227910
No fuck that, I want to be the Piano Man.
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>>15227927
But she already was?
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I can't figure out what MGs I'm at least okay at writing at and it's a bummer.
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>>15227954
What? There's no situation in which you can be good or not at writing a specific monstergirl unless your method of writing is very, very wrong.

You can do well at writing a character who you like, or you can't. What type of monstergirl it is has nothing to do with it. And if you think it does, you're not being creative enough.
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>>15227954
Try cats, how can you fuck up writing about cats? They purr when happy, they're clingy, love cuddles, and they have adorable daughters.
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>>15227938
The barbs from official art look pretty big. Since they need to have enough consistency to punch through skin instead of breaking down easily, they'd have to be very dense as well.

An object that big and dense would consequentially be quite heavy, too heavy to fly to its target when simply thrown, which leads me to believe that it needs a considerable amount of kinetic energy to send it flying towards its target in the optimal trajectory so it still has enough force left to punch through skin and deliver the venom when it comes in contact with said target, instead of dropping like a brick.

The remaining force needed would be strong enough to make it penetrate deep into somebody's chest, due to its mass, combined with the speed it would be moving through the air to reach the person without hitting the ground before doing so.

TL;DR it looks big and heavy, probably needs to be thrown with enough force to penetrate flesh to reach its target at all. I mean, have you seen the size of the fucking things?
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>>15227975
It also needs to have some form of weigh to it, preferrably in the back, so it won't "tumble" during flight.
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>>15227891
Show her someone else with a broken heart, then let the wound-licking commence.
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>>15227972
Cats are shit. Dogs are much better.

The only cat I liked was this lazy one that would always cuddle when I was a kid.
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>>15227985
You probably already know this is more a form over function type deal.
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>>15227972
My cousin has a cat, and I can't tell if she likes me or hates me. She lived with us for a few months, and her cat would always come lounge around in my room when I was in it, but if I tried to pet it, it'd bat my hand and hiss at me.

>tfw not sure if cat is tsundere
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>>15227993
This.
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>>15228000
Cats, in general, are tsun. I've had one that howls when I pet her, and even tries to bite and scratch. The moment I stop though, she starts following me around like she wants more.
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>>15227891
The weather ryu doesn't handle it well, when she has a break-up she makes it rain Wurms and Ushi-Oni.
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>>15227993
Eh, I just think that cats have more character development options because of their personality flaws. That's just my opinion though.
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>>15228016
>>15228000
Tsundere is the shittiest archetype.
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I want a runt hellhound to bully me to make up for her being the smallest of her family
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>>15228043
It's not the size of the mutt, it's how much confidence they carry.
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>>15228019
She's a fat old hag, she'll get over it.
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>>15228048
Rude
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>>15228043
>loli hellhound who uses her powers to propel herself
>she produces blasts of hellfire from her body for thrust, and uses it for fastball specials and rocket-assisted rider kicks, a la Samurai Flamenco

I want one.
>>
>>15228062
Well it's true
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>>15228064
I was more thinking just petite and short rather than loli
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>>15228073
Fair enough. But you can't launch a petite girl as well as a loli.
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>>15227891
>Lives in an 5-star apartment with a view of the whole city
>Sheltered from the rain, covered in blankets, holding a mug of hot chocolate
>"a bloo bloo I'm sad and pensive because I got rejected"

Monstergirls are entitled.
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>>15224178
Well, for you I guess.
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>>15228084
Hey, she really liked him, but he cheated on her because he was using her for money and sex.
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>>15227485
But I don't
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>>15228122
I think this was him http://i.imgur.com/1pukGzZ.png
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I want to push a Kikimora down on all fours, lift up her maid dress, and thoroughly lick her anus!
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>>15228137
That's dirty.
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>>15225881
No, that's what cows are for. Real cows you fuckers!
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>>15226231
ARISE CHICKEN!
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>>15228139
No it's not anon, Kikimora anuses are perfectly clean!

I always felt like Kikis would be big fans of enemas since they're obsessed with cleanliness and all that.
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>>15228137
But she poops from there!
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>>15228145
Still no place for a Master to be getting into.
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>>15228146
So? It also makes her really embarrassed and horny, which is exactly what I'm after. Besides, just don't think about it.
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>>15228148
I'm the master anon, there's no place I shouldn't be allowed to get into.
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>>15228148
>
>>
I want to tell a Raiju that she is under arrest
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>>15228173
For what? Charging in public?
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>>15228193
For being a Sith Lord.
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>>15228166
But you're her Master! You're supposed to be aloof and masculine, not licking your maid's butt. It's uncouth for a Master.
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>>15228193
Ahahaha
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>>15228194
Are you threatening her, Mister Anon?
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>>15228194
You can't arrest sith lords
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>>15228198
The senate will decide her fate.
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>>15228195
But I'm dominating her anon, she has no choice in the matter! She has no choice but to just crouch there on all fours and quiver as I violate her most private area with my tongue!
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>>15227963
I've been told otherwise.

>>15227972
Because every time I think of cats I think of Nekomata, Cait Sith, Cheshire Cat, Sphinx, Mantiwhores and I'm reminded how much I dislike felines.
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>>15228203
She IS the senate!
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>>15228209
Not. Yet.
>>
Shotas are for
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>>15228212
If she is a sith lord, can I be her apprentice?
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>>15228216
Being raised loving by their onee-sans so they grow up to be beautiful bishies to be fucked by their onee-san.
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>>15228216
Purging.
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>>15228216
Not self-inserting because we're all grown men. I hope.
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>>15228225
You're being awfully optimistic there, anon.
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>>15228216
Being childhood friends with lolis.
Being loved by their big sisters.
Being heroes who protect the smiles of their childhood friends and big sisters.
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>>15228216
Memehating
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>>15228204
But that's not how it works! You're supposed to show your dominance in subtle ways, so she can fantasize about what you'll do at her wile she's in her bed at night. Then after you're tired of teasing her, you claim her body. But you're just doing something gross to your maid, who's beneath you!
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>>15228225
>tfw almost 30 and jack off to monster girls while listening to eurobeat when I'm not watching anime
Just call me Jeb, because I'm a fucking mess.
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>>15228231
I'm tired of you questioning my methods anon, go jump off a duck.
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>>15228234
>30 year old wizard jacking off to monster girls while listening to eurobeat
Holy shit
GET YOUR CREDIT CARD CAUSE I NEED NO MONEY
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>>15228240
I'm not a wizard, at the very least. Just a cripple that's disillusioned with society.
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>>15228234
Hey Jeb!
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>>15228246
Do you have a job at least?
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>>15228247
>Wok-wock

How should I cook a wock? What do they go well with?
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>>15228234
>>15228246
Yes, I have a ways to go before I hit Wizard-dom. I am permanently sick though, so there's that.
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>>15228252
Love.
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>>15228216
Beating up.
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>>15228252
>Wok-wock
That's a Guaca-Wock you pleb.
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>>15228256
What else besides that? Seasonings, spices, that sort of thing. I want to know the most popular ways to prepare one for serving.
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>>15228268
Headpats, letting it lay in your lap, and giving it kisses on the forehead.
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>>15228271
So the trick lies in what you do before you kill and cook it? I see. The flood of endorphins must make it taste better. Like how if a deer isn't killed quickly during a hunt, the adrenaline in its body will make it bad to eat.
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>>15228239
Listen to me.

Let's say you show your dominance in subtle ways. You command her around and scold her when she does something wrong. You 'accidentally" brush up against her or walk in as she's undressing. You ;leave your computer on with tabs showing porn as she cleans your room. You hand her your sweaty clothes so she can huff your masculine sweat. This will rive her wild. Every night she'll fantasize about the way her aloof darling master will decide to take as urges out on his shameful beast of a maid as she does unmaidly things to herself.

If you lick her anus, that's just weird. Her beloved master, into something like this? her option of you will never be the same.
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>>15228249
No.
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>>15228283
Yeah, like a Yukkuri
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>>15228287
Are you a NEET?
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>>15228286
Anon stop ruining my fantasy! It's just not cool!
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>>15228286
Anon, tonguing a woman's asshole is the ultimate show of love and trust.

>>15228292
Well, yeah.
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>>15228291
Oh man, those things are whack crazy.
Thank god MG yukkuris aren't a thing.
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>>15228299
I'm trying to help you.
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>>15228300
Monstergirls don't poop, so it's fine anyway.
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>>15228300
I'm sorry senpai
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>>15228309
Well you're just making it worse.
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Getting stuck in a covered bus stop, during a thunderstorm, with the basilisk class rep after you both left school late. She's shy and has never expressed feeling for you, but silently leans her head against your shoulder, blushing profusely. You don't say anything either and just enjoy the moment!
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>>15228332
But I don't like snakes.
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>>15228332
what happens if I put my arm around her shoulder and hug her closer to me?
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>>15228332
That's when you have to lean your head against hers. Maybe even take your hand, and slide it blindly along the seat until your fingers touch the top of her scaly hand.
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>>15228325
Do you want your maid to sort of just go along with what you're doing to her, or do you want to make her body and soul ache for you?
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>>15228332
Now I remember why I left these threads a long time ago. Not for the shitposting, but because of posts like this.

The inexistence of monstergirls makes life harder to bear by the day.
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>>15228332
>Thick, modest class reps are for ______
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>>15228371
Stumbling upon when they're masturbating in a classroom after school.

Moaning your name
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>>15228371
Hugging, of course.
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>>15228371
Praising and saying that you would'n know what to do if it wasn't for her guidance.
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>>15228220
She's going to abuse you and break you until you're nothing more than her mindless toy, an extension of her will. It's as it should be, after all, wouldn't want to apprentice to try to become the master
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Cait Siths with the power to hide their true, busty sorceress forms in that fur bait form to dupe somebody!
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I want to be nice to every monstergirl but never go beyond simple friendship with any of them.
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>>15228411
I hope she likes a toy that says "I love you" from time to time and gives free cuddles.
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>>15228371
Cuddling and cheering up if they very feel sad, also they're great to hug and have nice conversations with.
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>>15228430
>their true, busty sorceress forms
They're actually fuckable in a form like that? Right on!
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>>15228431
I hope you have some way to evade rape, or else that's going to be extremely hard to do.
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>>15228445
We're talking Dragon's Crown level of boobs with cat ears, tails, and paws. While being over-affectionate and having you motorboat her while she casts Meteor
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>>15228457
She's a cutey pie.
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>>15228457
What a grand feeling that must be, to see someone get so ecstatic simply because you walked in the door.
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>>15228467
I want this version of the Cait Sith.
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>>15228453
Naturally. I'll be that one cunning friend who can read situations well enough to know when to bug out at the right times, instead of just wandering into an empty room after class because supposedly a monstergirl needs "help" with "something" and absolutely needs me to step inside.
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>>15228457
She seems nice enough, wonder if she'd want to sit down and have a chat with about random things , maybe even see if she wants to come home with me to relax?
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>>15228473
You will know how it feels when your favorite monster girl gives you a visit in 2017.
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>>15228371
healing stories
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>>15228475
I'm a sap for stupid shit like the sufficiently magical cats being able to go full feline for covert ops. The Sorceress Cait idea is just basically her killing time and boredom by hanging out with a guy who isn't exceptionally skilled at magic, only to show him the truest magic of them all.

Becoming an wizard.
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>Only a handful of writefags left
It was so much more lively a year ago. It seems like /mgg/ is finally becoming another empty building in the ghost town that is /jp/.
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>>15228478
You say cunning, but they understand it as cumming.
Some of then might try to force themselves onto you. I hope you you know how to talk someone horny out of rape.
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>>15228504
Free_Drinks and Penywise made reappearances recently.
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>>15228504
At least we have each other
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>>15228371
>You'll never lay your head on the class-rep's meaty, pantyhose-clad thighs as you both sit in the park and discuss the finals you just took

Just end it it.
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>>15228504
I'm still here. I've always been here.
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>>15228509
>I hope you you know how to talk someone horny out of rape
Not to worry. I shall open their eyes and minds.
They must look beyond the present and consider future consequences to giving in to their instincts so easily.

There is more to the world than carnal desire.

If that doesn't work, I'll tactifully position myself near human males when outside so I'll have someone to throw at them in case they don't listen.
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>>15228517
How long have they been away?

>>15228523
n hu r u
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>"You're not one of those 'Mofu Maniacs', are ya mister?"
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>>15228536
Do I look like one to you?
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>>15228504
I'm still here but I elect not to write because of faggots wanting me to pander only to their tastes. Not you guys, mind. But other people.
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>>15228536
No, I'm a thigh maniac.
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>>15228486
That's not gonna happen.
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>>15228536
Sorry, I'm gonna have to touch that tail.
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>>15228536
In this situation, you just tell her you're a licensed mofu inspector, and pull out your badge to show her. Then she'll let you molest her mofu as much as you like, and she'll just think you're inspecting it for her own good.
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>>15228536
>"DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A "MOFU" IS?"
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>>15228563
What kind of monster girl would Hank Hill be?
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>>15228580
Kobold that looks like Ladybird.
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>>15228580
Minotaur
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>>15228580
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>>15228594
That's disturbing.
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>>15228606
dale would be the best paladin
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>>15228531
Free_Drinks has been away for at least 2-ish years, and Peny has been away for only a few months.
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>>15228621
>2-ish years
I wonder how awkward it felt to come back after all this time.
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>>15228627
There's a fellow named Waymaker that only uploads a story once every year.
Also, nigga needs to make his yandere Cursed Sword story public.
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>>15228536
For the last time, it was a phase!
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>>15227602
>Slow Wight that acts just like a zombie girl
That's when I cuddle her even more, just to see her smile.
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I watched the new jungle book movie and now I want a hypno snake girl
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>>15228672
Luckily, the fetish is prevalent enough that you should be able to find a few dozen or so pictures of hypnotic lamias.
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