First day of a new month

>>15147925
stop

Thank you.

"Fuck you tewi" will be my first words after waking

Tewi gave me bad luck last month! Fuck you Tewi!

>>15148120
Every month I say "rabbit rabbit" have been terrible months

>>15148166
just think how much worse they'd have been if you hadn't

I'm going to forget.

>>15147920
Maybe I'll remember this time

>>15147920
what about those of us who are not english? "rabbit rabbit" sounds a bit silly, what about "usagi usagi" instead?

Remember that you have to say it three times, "rabbit rabbit rabbit", or else it won't work.

Don't lie Tewi!

I always get lucky when I say it. I really need your luck this time tewi

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Tewi is beautiful 家族

I forgot in April and had pretty good luck.

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ribbit ribbit

FUCK I forgot!

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>>15152460
Now you don't get to dream about snuggling with Tewi, you have my pity

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>>15152462
End my life.

The first words out of my mouth were pretty much unintelligible but held the meaning of my thoughts, which were something along the lies of "my ass hurts really bad"

My first words were "I want to FUCK that rabbit!"

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>>15149961
That'll earn you a month of shitty luck

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I want to hate fuck Tewi until my prostate shrivels up.

I did it.

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Rabbit Rabbit

I was going to say it, but I got woke up by my mom calling me on the phone instead.

I managed to do it in April and my favorite 2AM threads were chaotic and uncertain- a dark time for all involved.
Tewi, you piece of shit.

I did it

2 months in a row!

>>15149885
>Rabbit foot shoes
That's fucking retarded

I never remember whether it's Rabbit Rabbit or Usagi Usagi so I try and switch every month but I forget which I said last month.

Why is life such a fucking struggle.

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I was unable to sleep so I couldn't say it yet but I have reisen with me so my luck should be good

My first thought when I woke up was "I'm gonna kill that man," but I'm pretty sure I didn't say that out loud, so I think I did it!

I fucking forgot again! I sang a song that was stuck in my head that I don't even like when I woke up.

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>>15154943
UNLUCKY!

>>15156035
I'm the last person you replied to, I said Rabbit Rabbit this time but it was only after twenty minutes of sitting trying to remember which one it was and then taking a guess.

I said it after getting up but I might have autistically cursed under my breath before waking up fully, does it still count?

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Ippongui's Tewi always gets me going. I love her tits.