Why is Tenshi eating a corn dog so cute?

>>15031365
Anything Tenshi does is cute.
It's impossible for the universe to conceive a reality where she would be something that isn't cute.

Therefore all images or similar where she is depicted doing something that isn't cute are necessarily false and nothing more than a 3D artist in his basement drawing stupid lines.

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>>15031365

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>>15031365

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Why is neko Tenshi so cute?

Post that one picture of Tenshi

sup niggas

I want to slap the shit out of Tenshi!

>>15032064
Tenshi wants you to slap the shit out of her!

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>>15032064

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Tenshi is literal perfection!

I want to have babies with the celestial!

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>>15032408
>I want to have babies with the celestial!
You want to get her pregnant, then punch her in her 8 months pregnant belly? You are one sick fuck.

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>>15032389
>>15032064
Please don't.

>>15032449
Deny a bored angel her pleasure?
Shameful!

Are there any good comedy doujins about tenshi getting slapped or receiving any other kind of cartoonish violence and her enjoying it?

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>>15032751
Tenshi doesn't like being hurt.

>>15031365
"Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is a much discussed concept on /jp/. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it.
Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom.
A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane.
Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding way.
Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky. What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be.
So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of "Tenshi Eating a Corndog", we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku.
This is the true symbolism behind "Tenshi Eating a Corndog": That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.

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>>15033072
At last, we know why it's so cute

>>15033084
As another footnote, consider the parable of the Buddha involving the two monks who approached him. Both had not earned a single scrap of food from begging the whole day. When the Buddha offered his food, one of the monks took it gladly and left. The other, left as well, but he expressed his dissapointment that he could not have stayed for a lesson from the enlightened one. The moral of this parable is of much dispute, but "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" turns this on its head.
In it, we see the ancient Eastern concept of enlightenment, complete with the divine rainment of the Heavenly Courts eating a corndog, the concept of post-industrial American capitalism through easily prepared and eaten food. Once more, we see the Infinite and Finite within a hand's breadth.

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tenshi sad cause no corndog ;_;

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>>15033149

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>>15033157

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>>15031365
Bully

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Something more for a lady.

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>>15033316
Now we bully back!
*nomnomnom*

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>>15033316
Tenshi is so bullyable

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>>15031365

Corndog's lives matter! Death to the dog-eating witch!

>>15035123
Yeah, I could use a cute anime book to autistically color in

>>15032925
Then I offer my body to her.

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I prefer not to see Tenshi slapped around, beaten up.

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>>15033072
Im crying

GET YOUR KICKS...
ON ROUTE...
66!

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GIMMIE A C!

GIMMIE A U!

GIMMIE A T!

GIMMIE AN E!

WHATS THAT SPELL?

>>15050974
Tenshi!

>>15050974
Not either of those two

>>15050974
UCET!

>>15050974
Earthquake "Sword of Pleasure After Hardship"

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>>15051326

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Tenshi traveling the world!

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>>15075428
There's a whole world out there.

HERITAGE
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I bet tenshi spent her youth reading fantastic adventure stories while cooped up in heaven, and now wants to live that experience in real life!

>>15031735
tenshi = cute
neko = cute
neko + tenshi = cute + cute = 2cute
QED

>>15033072
/jp/ is saved

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Native land god enjoying burger.

I wanna EAT Tenshi's PEACHES

Oh God said to Tenshi-san, “Eat me a 'dog”
Tenshi says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”

>>15031509
http://exhentai.org/g/156358/640c51b387/

FUCK
SO THIS IS WHAT THAT RETARDED FACE IS FROM?

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>>15033072
>>15033084
>>15033102
Capped

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>>15031509
>>15083151
>just that face on the cover of a h-doujin surrounded by other scantily clad tohos
Oh fuck I'm in tears

>>15050974
TECU!!!

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>>15033072
W-What is happening??

>>15083151

Hawt.

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mononobe eating a corndog!

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>>15031365

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Will the recent earthquake effect her popularity in polls?

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Knight drinking juice!

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>>15090681
Fukushima saw a few solemn Utsuho and Tenshi pictures float by.

Having character references to tragic events still kind of feels weird to me, but I guess there's nothing really irreverent about it if you just think of them as just being another part of life.

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>>15092315
That's totally just going into his nose.

She looks cuter giving a blowjob.