First day of a new month

I want to fuck a rabbit in the pussy

I would let futa Tewi fuck me.

I forgot for February and March

I am applying for a job tomorrow so i need to be sure to remember!

>>15003870
What kind of job, is it something you actually are interested in?

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What happens when I say Ribbit Ribbit?

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*squeak squeak*

ok

April Fool's Day and Tewi.
No, I don't like this one bit.

It's April Fool's in Japan now, right?

Are any companies doing anything fun this year?

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I always pray to Haruhi when I wake up, personally, but I'll do this too. Thanks, Anon.

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>>15003816
I'll try to remember

Thank you.

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>>15004851
i pray to my goddess too, but I'll make an exception this once..

>>15004969
We can always do both.

>>15004025
Those divination rods always perturb me. The just seem inherently malicious.

I want to hire this prostitute.

I'm going to sleep now, wish me luck!

I forgot this month and had great luck!

I want to violently rape Tewi, surely that would give me good luck right?

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Rabbit Rabbit

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rabbit rabbit

RABBIT RABBIT

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rabbit rabbit

Rabbit rabbit
I love you Tewi!

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I want to fuck Rabbit Rabbit

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April 1st, don't be a fool remember to say Rabbit Rabbit! today

>>15008798
Who doesn't?

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=55862266

>>15006727
I remembered now I will fuck!

I did it.

Does anyone have better luck from doing this?
I feel like my luck actually takes a turn for the worse every time I pull it off.

>>15010223
Someone forgot doing it, and now look at this.
Fucking hell man.

>>15009205
But I wouldn't mind getting the big long futa schlong as long as it's Tewi

>>15003816
>Please try your best to say 'rabbit rabbit' as the first thing after you wake up for good luck!

What if I never went to sleep?

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>>15010322
It's okay as long as you say it after you wake up for the first time this month

My mom forgot her keys so she woke me up early and I just mumbled something instead of saying "rabbit rabbit".

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>>15003816
I have been awake since 10 minutes before midnight.
I guess I say ribbit ribbit once I wake up after I go to sleep.

I got it in, thanks.

Rabbit rabbit

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>>15010223
I forgot to say it last month and it was hell on earth.
This time, Tewi will be by my side!

>>15010495
Same here sort of.

But its april 2 in 10 minutes so I'll say it then!

>>15010899
*update

*rabbit Rabbit

Shit dude, I forgot again!

>>15010926
missed it by that much...

rabbit rabbit

I forgot it again

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I accidentally said "Fappit Rabbit" because I was too sleepy to think of the right words right when I woke up and immediately had bad luck!

Fuck you Tewi!

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I said rabbit rabbit

now I feel like I'm on a touhou forum

I got it this month

>>15011090
So, you screwed up, but it's the rabbit's fault?

First thing I said was cyka blyat. Oops.

I did it!
I actually did it for the VERY first time!

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I forgot again!

>>15012163
Me too! Is there hope for us?!

I did it!

>>15012397
>>15012163
You're shit out of luck, the only way to get more luck is to violently fuck Tewi

>>15012480
Ew, gross!

I only forgot this because I got a call from my mother. How dare you ruin your son's only chance at succeeding in life!

Oh man I forgot to do this, do you guys think I got mild bad luck, medium bad luck, or bad bad luck? I'm feeling a bit concerned

Posting lewd Tewi pics slightly increases your luck.

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>>15013381
How lewd does it have to be?

>>15013401
Very lewd.

>>15004969
I hope Madoka takes back her rightful place in the next movie.

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>>15013455
How lewd is very lewd?

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hows your luck so far

I did it!

>>15013484
very

I had Chinese class in the morning!

My very first words were 怎麼!

>>15013410
>>15013510
Id go straight to hell for a chance to tap that bunnybutt

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>>15014110

>>15013179
You didn't get bad luck. You just didn't get good luck

>>15013510
if the hardness of my dick is any indication I am the luckiest person right now

I DIDN'T SAY IT!

>>15013510
I want to cum on her naked back.