Stupid Questions

Both mattresses and futons are scams dreamed up by corporate Jews.
The best way to sleep, the NATURAL way to sleep is directly on the floor with no stupid overpriced cushion-thing at all, it's better for your back and better for your sleep too.

You could also put a large wooden plank, plus a heavy cloth blanket of the same size, then put a pillow and cover yourself. I tried, It's kinda good, of course, if you are not into hard surfaces to sleep, you can already forget this.

>>14934075
Just don't sleep. Problem solved.

>>14934247
Don't forget to sleep with your moth open too for free food.

>>14934075
Now I don't know about you, but usually I'll leave my matresses on my bed to avoid the trouble of moving them around.

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>tired of handling big heavy mattresses

if you use futon you need to air yours out regularly

>>14943804
>if you use futon you need to air yours out regularly
Why?

>>14944113
well for starters because you're gonna piss in it
because you're a tru jpsie
right???

>>14944129

Only Miles pisses the bed. True /jp/sies store it in bottles.