Nue just cannot understand. Why are you being so nice to her?

>>14902557
Because I want to fuck so I need to increase my chances somehow

I am just trying to get into your pants.

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To marry her of course.

And accessorily get into her pants.

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>>14902557
Because I love her! Nue-chan please marry me!

>>14902580
Nue doesn't even have pants.

>>14902557
Because she's a cute girl! I like cute things, after all.

Nue has multiple threads!

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>>14902689
I love it!

>>14902557
So that her tears and painful face are even more delicious when I will punch her as she thinks and is used to me being nice.

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>>14902751
You wouldn't really hurt the alien, would you?

>>14902828
What alien?

>>14902568
Buy a dog and be nice to it infront of Nue. That'll make you look even nicer since you're not expecting anything in return from the dog. You won't scare Nue away by being to forward, and you won't face the risk that your compliments and constant attention end up improving her self confidence so much that she begins thinking she's too good for you. She won't think you're too good for her either, she only has to act like a good dog and she'd be loved. Of course she'd be willing to do that. Everyone always yells at Nue when she causes trouble, but when she behaves and does her chores they just ignore her. When she asked why they got really angry and told her that she doesn't even work enough to pay for her own food, and that she's an idiot for thinking earning her keep makes her a saint. This did a very good job of convincing Nue that she doesn't have what it takes to ever be loved.

Of course you'd already know this if you actually played the games, secondary.

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Why do mediocre chars like Mami get so much exposure while good ones like Nue get nothing?

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Because she's cute.

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>>14903089
Nue gets more exposure than Mamizou though. If you look on danbooru, Nue has 7k images, while Mamizou has 2k. It's probably a similar ratio elsewhere.

>>14903095
You know you've got problems when your swimsuit is less lewd than your normal outfit.

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>>14903095
Let's get a closer look here.

>>14903106
I meant canon material, you know we could use a more fleshed out character.

>>14903051
Help now I want to fuck my dog

uhhh I'm not being nice to her I want to literally kill her

Yeah, why?

Why would i ever be nice to something that at the best of times sees me as a source of belief to perpetuate it's existence and at worst something to harass, torture and generally make miserable or a tasty morsel?

Yep, that's beyond me alright.
I CAST FIST!

>>14903186
Oh, well fair enough. You're right, there really is not much canon material for Nue.

>>14903186
Wasn't she in FS at some point? It's so hard to keep up with that comic.

>>14903186
Don't worry, the chances that the PS4-exclusive content for ULiL ends up being Nue are sky high.

>>14903051
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/02/dogs_can_help_you_get_a_date_and_look_more_attractive_the_power_of_a_labrador.html

Which Touhou is the absolute god of hyperdeath?

Would Nue let my kiss her tummy?

>>14904795
Wouldn't that make her tummy pregnant?

>>14913705
That's when you kiss her on the mouth dude then the baby can get to her belly

It can't go through her skin, man

So I can harvest her wings. Don't let her know that, though.

>>14904585
>>14904718
back to /v/eddit

>>14915219
Harvest?

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>>14915402
Harvest.

I wanna taste Nue's wings

>>14919133
I wanna taste Nue

>Nue
No way? New way? Nu?

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I want positive diplomatic relations and cultural exchange with the aliens!

>>14919883
I want Nue to taste me

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Killing and then erforming alien autopsies on Nue!

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Why are three of her wings Monados?

>>14919921
I want bodily fluid exchange with that alien.

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>>14927125
This is the Monado's power!

>>14927129
Making alien-human hybrid babies

>>14927193
>the cunning and sneakiness of the nues
>the fortitude and warrior might of humans
Our children shall conquer the galaxy

>>14902557
i want to have sEX wit hh her olmao

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>>14928979
Reminder that intercrural grinding is the best kind of sex and Nue is the best at it.

>>14928991
Those thighs are killing me, holy shit.

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>>14929021

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>>14929065

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>>14929071
mods pls, nothing is actually showing

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>>14929075

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>>14929081

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>>14929092

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Nue isn't an alien, you sperglords, she is a youkai that adapted to fears and superstitions of modern humans (aliens, urban legends etc) to sustain herself with their spiritual energy. Can you get it right, like, one time?

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>>14929105

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>>14929113

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>>14929118

>>14903698
she has made a brief appearance in FS, but if we're specifically comparing her to Mamizou it's not much of an appearance at all

mamizou is in so many issues of FS that she's notably more featured - she's in practically every issue, appearing more than any character other than Kosuzu, Reimu or Marisa

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>>14929121


If you've survived this far without exploding, you may have what it takes to make it with Nue!

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Nue's dress was so plain, so she got a new one.

Why is Nue so sexual?

>>14902557
Because I'm a generally nice person even though I'm an asshole.

The sumata youkai

>>14932147
I'm sad that there is no good art of this on the boorus. Maybe we should commission some artists.

>>14902557
Show me your genitals.

>>14930965
Because sex is alien to the average /jp/sy.

>>14942563
No, no, the alien is sex

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This thread is highly sexual and sexy.

>>14920098
How many Nues do I have to autopsie in order to learn how to make laser rifles?

>>14953476
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We can build them already, it just turns out that they kinda suck compared to conventional rifles. What we'd need is a stupendously better battery design to make handheld energy weapons actually useful.

>>14953686
Then how many Nues I have to autopsie in order to make laser rifles not shit?

>>14953839
0, she doesn't run on batteries.

>>14953848
All that danmaku gotta come from somewhere.

SCALPEL!

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>>14954522
UK confirmed to do lewd things with Nue

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>>14902557
I have my reasons.

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To god damn lewd.

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>>14963199

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I'd betray humanity for this ayylmao

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>>14981243
ALIENIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

>>14981243
With thighs like that, who wouldn't?

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>>14955415
Why does Nue want to take over the world?

>>14994502
I'm not sure. Some floaters just flanked my troops and killed two of them.

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>>14994777
Trips in peace, brave troopers.

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>>14993978
How much Intel would you spend on the Black Market for those thighs? Maybe she'll throw in her tummy too?

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Are they wings or tentacles?