I don't think you're a slut...

>>14881138

L O L

Who fucking asked you, you total whore?

What you thinks doesn't change what's the truth.

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>>14881138

>>14881252

heh
I get it

>>14881313
me too

>>14881624
boku san

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>>14881138
It's all part the Umbrella's plan....

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>>14881138

>>14881138
The only TRUE Sanae's OTP

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I knew you could rely on Kogasa-chan!

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I literally can't decide which one of them would I prefer to be.

>>14881313
I know that Reimu is one of the hos, but who's the other ho?

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>>14881926
There's really no competition though. I've seen an odd SanaeXSuwako art or two, but other than that, the only other option is pairing her with the bitch queen, which is self-explanatory.

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The most heartwarming pairing.

>>14885333
Aya/Sanae's got some merit. They seem more compatible.

>>14885175

You couldn't be further from the truth.
A casual observer might only notice the joke of switching the two girls from OP's pictures to be "hoes" - this can be seen by how the blushing is expressed on the image, how it matches up perfectly.

A true connoisseur of subtlety is going to realize, that it isn't simply a "dig" on the girls, calling them whores. He will, at first glance, notice that there are two of them.

Two hoes.

The image comes together perfectly, landing a dual-layered stream of humor, which salvages this entire thread from the clutches of the worst fetish imaginable, yuri, which should be relegated to >>>/u/ only.

I hope you find this explanation to be sufficient.

>>14884884
I do like this picture apart from Kogasa's weird feet.

Oh man, I want Sanae to watch helplessly as I rape her lover Kogasa knowing no amount of miracles can help her.

>>14886360
Thanks, dude

>>14881138
but i do
lmao

MIZUKI GET OOOOOOOUUUUUUUT

>>14881138
This sure is a crack pairing, boy am I glad that it phased out and now only that one 4koma guy does it since it's part of his long running series about his real life events being played out by Touhous.

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>>14889077
It's the best thing to come out of the whole "Sanae is bullying Kogasa" bullshit. I've got no idea how did it catch on, especially considering Reimu was far worse towards her than Sanae.

At least the pairing is downright adorable. Sanae is fun personified and Kogasa wouldn't hurt a fly. Propably my favorite one in Touhou and one of the few I can stand.

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>>14893764
Reimu was meaner, but Sanae was new and didn't really have much of a persona yet, so her behavior got more attention.
It's still a stretch, though. Sanae far more insensitive than cruel, and she regrets it immediately.

>>14881313
sorry, i actually didnt understand this joke when i said i got it

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Playing tricks on umbrella youkai.

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Everyday life.

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Fuck your common sense, I'm a mech.

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End.

>>14904498
>>14904502
>>14904504
>>14904506
>>14904513
>>14904524
>>14904529

Cute as hell

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cuter pair fight me you won't

>>14913288
You're right.

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I don't think you're a hag...

>>14917631

Even in another touhou's thread!
YU KA RI!
Forever 17 years old with an ego to match!
YU KA RI!
Make more threads about her!
YU KA RI!

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Bully the umbrella~!

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I want to get raped by two Sanaes.

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>>14904498
>>14904502
>>14904504
>>14904506
>>14904513
>>14904524
>>14904529
I really like that style.

why is sanaexkogasa a thing?
did I miss something?

>>14943090
Sanae is mean to Kogasa in UFO, saying stuff like "I don't know if anyone would want an old umbrella that looks like an eggplant... " and threatening to exterminate her.

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>>14943141
so is kogasa a maso?

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>>14943186
I don't think so. It's just that since Sane and Kogasa have character interaction, people took it the other way and started shipping.

Actually, Reimu is pretty mean to Kogasa as well. She says "Just fall out of the sky, you stupid umbrella youkai." Reimu x Kogasa doesn't really work as well though.

>>14917652
Its Yukarin you filthy swine.

>>14943215
Well, Reimu acts like that with everyone.

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>>14943415
>Well, Reimu acts like that with everyone.
Good point.

Sanae's 10 desires:

1 - Cum in her armpits
2 - Cum in her ass
3 - Cum in her pussy
4 - Cum on her face
5 - Cum on her tits
6 - Cum on her ass
7 - Cum in her hair
8 - Cum in her eyes
9 - Cum in her ears
10 - Cum in her nose

>>14949403
You listed ass twice

>>14949526
Sanae has two asses.

>>14949526
on and in

>>14949403
Epic

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Very cute and silly photo Sanae!

>>14949403
I'll handle #2 and 5

Does anyone have that doujinshi page where Sanae can't stop thinking about cocks and Kanako and Suwako are worried?

>>14949741
That's gross.

>>14949741
That's stupid

>>14949741
That's dumb.

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>>14949403
Now you've done it.
Nice knowing you.

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>>14941686
Isn't it nice?

geetsu's art is great

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Surprisingly stylish.

>>14949526
KABUTOMUSHI

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Not in my headcanon. I like to think it's a rumor that got way out of hand.

>>14987422
Such a cute couple.

>>14881138
Sorry to ruin this but how many hentai doujinshi that have sanae and suwako as characters?

>>14991905
Poor Aya.

>>14994991
Pffft. Aya's not worried about some dumb thing like that. The tanuki's got another thing coming if she thinks she can take on the tengu in an information war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZLHZfinJM4

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Private time with umbrella.

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Sanae is such a slut, she even does it with girls.

>>15003933
She does what with girls?

>>15005085

Lewd acts! Forbidden love!

>>15007727
I think you mean, the purest form of love.

>>15008031

But girls can't love girls!