First day of a new month

Thank you.

Go back to /2hu/, Tewi.

It brought me great luck in February but I can almost feel it running out. Thank you for the reminder!

If that luck will get me closer to marrying you, then I decline.

I did it today, but it turns out that this is a leap year. I guess that means I'll just have to do it again tomorrow!

I've done this for the last five months and my life is still shit. Fuck you, Tewi.

>>14853681
>I made it
Thank you Tewi!

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good luck never comes, thanks, tewi.

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Can't i just stay up until 00:00 and say it?

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>>14853681
Lets do it! Lets cross the border to the next month!
Oh yeah his month was a special one with a day that only appears every 4 years.

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>>14855246
Nope the tradition says you need to say it as first thing when waking up at that day.

I want Tewi to drink my semen.

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thanks for the reminder, leap year almost confused me

Reminder that Tewi is a dirty liar and you're supposed to say "rabbit rabbit rabbit", THREE times. If you only say it two times it doesn't work

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>>14853681
March first

>>14854833
Tewi helps those who help themselves.

Remember

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LET'S DO IT!

everybody want money, nobody want to be NEET forever

It's march first and I haven't gone to sleep yet, am I still safe if i say it when I wake up?

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>>14858092
Sure, just remember to say "RIBBIT RIBBIT" when you wake up.

>>14858216
I'll make sure to say "Rabbi Rabbi" to give Reimu luck with money.

what do I have to say to get to fuck her?

I didn't say it!
I said "I'm awake" instead

I did it.

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I forgot to say it! God damn it.

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I forgot to say it and some shit already happened today.

Please help me Tewi, I'm sorry.

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Ribbit ribbit

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Rabbit Rabbit

Tewi and Suwako are both my favorite 2hus
What am I supposed to say now

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I think I messed up. I still said it, and I hope she will forgive me.

bunny bunny??

I have jury duty tomorrow. Thanks a fucking lot, Tewi.

>>14858950
rabbit ribbit

>>14858958
How did you get video footage of heaven?

I lay in bed this morning listening to my baby daughter babble, and then I thought oh no, I must say Rabbit Rabbit. I'm not sure if I said something to her first or not though...

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rabbit rabbit, even though ive been up all night at work

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I wanted to wake up and say "rabbit rabbit" but forgot and sang "Running in the 90's" instead.

I forgot. Complete bullshit too, I was awake for a good 10 minutes before I said anything.

I said it every time I woke up after going back to sleep!

>>14859709
this picture evokes a funny feeling in my pants

I forgot and I have a test today.

I did it, /jp/. I remembered to say rabbit!

In exchange for my success, I hope that Tewi grants me a great deal of luck

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>>14867105
She will. Though her methods are pretty dark and kinky.