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Hmm? You become nervous around me? It is difficult to know where to look?
Let us see... There! Umu! N- now you don't... have to choose where to look!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Maids are olev
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May devil bugs infest your house anon.

I leave my computer for two minutes, waiting to snipe the thread, only for this to happen. Again.
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tiger time?
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>>14822250
TIGER TIME!
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>>14822240
Internally:
Kyaaa! M- my bindings! I think they snapped! Uuu~embarrassing!

Literally the only explanation for that size difference.
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>>14822240
>implying I'd have difficulties knowing where to look
I'd just keep staring at her breasts the entire time and hope she gets the message.
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>>14822250
>>14822254
Anons I'm begging you, Tiger Time must wait.
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I want to fluster a Succubus.
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>>14822240
Look at these thighs holy shit
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>>14822247
Patience is an Anon's greatest weapon

Also, first for Wurms!
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Ive began writing the second chapter to Gladiators in the Night. Expect it in a week or soish. The person I commissioned for the drawing of one of the antagonists is also working on it as we speak. So expect that at around the same time of the release of the second chapter.
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>>14822258
NO TIGER TIME NOW!
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x is best girl
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>>14822266
Please no!
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>>14822269
>X
>Best anything
Clearly you meant Y
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>>14822272
YOU CAN'T STOP IT!
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>>14822275
y a shit
A
SHIT
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>>14822277
I'm begging you anon, lewd tiger girls must wait. I can't handle them right now.
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>>14822266
>>14822277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu31VyXlTzo
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>>14822240
>>14822257
>>14822261
How we do l- love... making life... easier for our d- d- darlings!

Nay! It is the day of the Dullahans!
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>>14822275
>>14822284
Look at these two fighting, as expected from xfags and yfags. Meanwhile I'll be over here enjoying my z.
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>>14822290
Heh. Look at this secondary.
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>>14822290
>Z
>TWO THOUSAND
>AND SIXTEEN
>He likes Z
Look upon him: a man who has taste that rivals the dung of a wilder-beast!
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>>14822289
Indeed. Think of the possibilities!

I also just noticed the profile Dullahan has a surprisingly massive rack.
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>>14822285
why does it have to be lewd with you anon?
why can't it be loving?
tiger time...
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>>14822289
would you fuck a dullahan in the neck hole
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>>14822269
>>14822275
>>14822284
>>14822290
>>14822295
>>14822298
I'm going to do my best to satisfy this debate RIGHT HERE and NOW!

Phoenix-chan here is naturally Y and X.
She can do Z if you take her in the right position.
Heck, she can even do double V if you pleasure her well.
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>>14822298
>2016
>not liking Z
>2016
>not realizing the true patrician choice of A
fucking plebs when will they learn?
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>>14822303
Tigers are naturally lewd girls.
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>>14822311
and loving!
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I want to milk cider from an Apple Tree Dryad!
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>>14822300
>spoiler
They both do, actually. But as with many facets of a Dullahan's appearance... you sometimes only notice when they take something off.
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>>14822313
In Space, no one can hear you chuff.
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>>14822303
I was unsure about contributing to this, but then you posted the exact tiger girl that I was going to. My brother.
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>>14822310
>1000x2+16
>He likes Z
>4032/2
>He likes A
>A
>FUCKING A
Ladies and gentlemen, people of the jury, the collective conciousness, the Demon Lord, the Chief God, and that guy in the back whose getting raped by an invisible Cheshire
I give you: Anonymous! The Shit Taster!
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>Posting the exact same tiger crap from last thread

If you're going to eat up the image limit this early, at least post new shit. Come on, give us some variety.
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>>14822304
The answer is yes, the answer is always yes.
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I sure do love June from Vengeance! Trish a shit, and Vanessa is clearly superior twin.
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Monster Slumber Parties!
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>>14822333
me second from the right
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>>14822333
>Freckles
Data
I need data on that one
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>>14822336
You have lovely hair.
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>>14822240
I want to fuck a Dullahan's busty, genki body while her tsun head tries to berate me through the moaning from a nearby shelf.
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>>14822333
That poor little loli fox being surrounded by titty monsters.

Did anyone save her internal monologue from the last time this popped up.
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>Post Contact War Earth is a mess
>A post-sexual reawakening allowing parties to engage in sexual activity so long as pubescence has been reached and each party consents
>Even Spacers, who go into the stars to find new worlds and sources of energy for Mother Earth are bound by both the new World Constitution and the Manual
>Should any man or monster wish to bump uglies are required to, with the exception of those already wed or pledged to each other as life-mates
>But, sometimes there's just one bad apple who tries to bend the rules
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>>14822356
>so long as pubescence has been reached
>implying
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>>14822355
She's probably been flashed one too many times since it looks like none of them are wearing panties.
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>>14822304
>Sitting on bus with Dullahan waifu
>People adoring the otherworldly couple
>Head is on your lap while body holds you close
>Bus begins moving
>Pulls your arm deeper into her bust as she sucks you off
How is this possible?
>She put her head atop your lap with your member up her throat
>Every time someone passes by she simply smiles
>Every time she smiles her teeth tease the tip slightly
>Every time you tremble she holds you a little closer
>Needless to say, it's oral that's out of this world
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>>14822333
>Daughteru has a slumber party
>Her friends come running into your bedroom
>"Mr. Anon, we had bad dreams, can we sleep with you?"
>Daughteru is standing in the doorway looking grumpy
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>>14822367
And people think Dullahan make boring waifus.
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>>14822366
My desire to be at that party has increased.
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Dragons are jerks! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERKS!
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>>14822398
That's why you just have to beat them up.
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>>14822398
i sure see at least one jerk here but they're not a dragon
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>>14822398
Dragons are love. Especially those soft tomboy ones.
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>>14822398
wow, rude.
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Would anybody care for Space Jinko sex involving Anya?
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>>14822398
That story with the teacher fucking the dragon for her to get a recommendation to college was pretty good.
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>>14822398
you should get a tiger she'll protect you from those jerk dragons.
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>>14822413
But they are so scary! They are big and tall, with those nasty claws and fire breath. They just can take whatever they want! I have to hide whenever I see her or who knows what she will do to me.
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>>14822424
maybe...
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>>14822341
>shelf
No, no, no!

Anon?!

When she's being like that you...

First, lie down and put her head snug next to yours
Second, let her watch they way her body beautifully and sexily bounces up and down on you
Third, whisper in her ear how lovely she looks and how good she feels

I even remembered this picture after typing that just to help you visualize it!
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>>14822424
Sure, why not. We don't have an actual prose story like that yet, I think.

But I'll warn you: when it comes to space sex, I know my stuff. That shit had better be both hot and scientifically accurate within the bounds of reason.
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>>14822424
hmmm
share it and we'll see how it goes
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>>14822436
Uncensored nips? Penis? Are you looking to go on vacation?
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>>14822429
That's why you just have to dress up as a Knight, Dragons have a natural weakness to them.

>>14822436
Enjoy your vacation.
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>>14822436
See ya later, meester man.
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>>14822385
First I've heard of it. Those people clearly don't have a... good head on their shoulders. They can make even the most cliche moments creative!

Translation:
>"Don't peek!"
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>>14822442
>>14822443
>>14822445
Woops! I didn't even bother checking it at full size. Well, first time for everything. Seeya guys.
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>>14822452
You can just delete that shit real fast mang.
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>>14822453
I've read the FAQ, but I never seem to find the option in the little drop-down menu.
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>tfw Tiger posting takes up all the images

Tiger anon needs to chill the fuck out and only take up 3-5 images per thread.

Even degenerates like Stink Bug Anons and Miiafag Anon know not to spam the thread to death like decent citizens.
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>>14822457

>inb4spoonfeeding

Just click on the little check thing by your post, scroll to the bottom of the page, and hit delete. But check file only.
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>>14822459
Horse Pussy a shit, Tiger pussy is better.
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>>14822459
Obviously we just need to master the art of NIPPON ascii art.
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>>14822459
>Horsepussy
Excuse me while I puke
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From the end of last thread - Manticore by Sud
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>>14822469
That tail looks like it would hurt like a bitch if she swung it full force to knock you on your ass.
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>>14822460
I'm not sure whether to tear up over embarrassment or thankfulness. Or both. Thank you kindly, Anon.
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>>14822475
It can pretty much double as a mace-tail. Good for preventing rape... or making love.
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>>14822439
It's not zero g.
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>>14822482
No problemo, mang. Glad to help.
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>>14822490
But, then, what's the point?
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>>14822491
>help
That's called saving someone's bacon, man.

Also, I should delete that gif now that it's served its purpose, huh? Or is that worthy of leaving for people to collect?
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>>14822501
Just make sure you delete it before 30 minutes are up.
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>>14822501
Delete it. Get in the habit of it for reaction images. Every little bit helps, after all.
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>>14822436
Can someone imgur whatever that was? The only /jp/ archives I can find are down right now.
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>>14822459
In honour of your good intentions and succulent Centaur art I present a gallery link of nice recolours: http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#25

I really thought it was old stuff, but every time I post one it seems to surprised a few people. Hopefully you enjoy it, fellow Anons.
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>>14822496
Too bored to do it on Earth leave with her because I make and break more promises than a fucking politician.
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>>14822515
It was proto-Lala's comic. Pretty hot, tho.
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>>14822515
It was Crabman's old, original dullahan one-page piece. You can find them all on the Panda.

And yeah, unfortunately the only current /jp/ archive doesn't save images. So god knows how many pictures and screencaps are lost for good. Not to mention unsaved greentexts.
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>>14822523
>>14822526
Ah, okay. Thought it might have been something else given the reactions to it.
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I want to work in a mimic in my story, since they are so underrepresented. I just can't figure out how to. If they drag someone into their chest, can they spit them back out? If that was the case, then I could probably work with that. Thoughts or opinions?
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>>14822489
>Good for preventing rape
Yeah I don't think that's exactly what a manticore is going to use the tail for, buddy.
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>>14822505
Is 30 minutes the general "rule"

>>14822513
I didn't post any reaction images before now because I couldn't figure out how to delete them.

>>14822515
Here, mate. Since I screwed up earlier... Well, this is close enough http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/962059
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Himedere elves are love.
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>>14822539
No, you're literally unable to delete images/posts after 30 minutes.
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>>14822526
>Make lots of greentexts
>Get nostalgic, go look through saved caps
>Realize I've barely saved any of mine
>Can't find in archives
>Have to pray that some anon capped them and posts them
Kind of makes me feel bad now.
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>>14822526
To be fair alot of the saved greentexts are shit.
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>>14822537
With those spikes, are you kidding me? Of course she would.

Any Manticore who's not usually dominant... is sure going to be then. Spike 'em (both literally and with drugs) and the would-be rapist is suddenly at HER mercy

...or not. She could always leave him a lusting, trembling mess on the floor due to an overdose of her injections after all.
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>>14822547
I see! Thanks for the intel, Anon.
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>>14822559
that has to be the most beautiful face
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>>14822559
>Manticore oiling up her 'love bulb' and making it impossible for her prey to get a purchase on it with his hands
>Coquettishly teasing him to 'mind the spines' since 'we don't want you popping off, too soon'
Why hello there, boner.
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>All this Dullahan love
Posting best Dullahan
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>>14822559
Manticore is the worst girl, who could like such awful sluts like them?
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>>14822576
>not even trying
salt-kun please
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>>14822559
>Manticore not raping a guy after OD'ing him on venom
I'm all for a little denial play, but that's just sadistic. Not that I can't see the potential, it's just too much.
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>>14822576
I'm sorry, but what? Horsepussy worst, not manticore. Manticore are made for people like me to break them. It would be glorious. Trying to break each other as we fall hopelessly in love with each other.
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>>14822573
Sorry anon. She's nice, but she's not best.
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>>14822581
Almost every other girl is so much better though aside from the obvious choices. Manticores have awful personalities and tailpussies are disgusting, Dragons and whatever the name of those Scorpion girls is are much better.
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>>14822584
Oh shit I forgot about Celty.

Okay, second best.
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>>14822573
>'Love has no meaning to me', I said to him
>But that would be the harshest lie of them all
>Everything must love, it is part of life. To eat, to breath, to love. But one must put pride in doing something, even if it's the smallest of chores.
>His soul is promised to me, but his heart wavers.
>I am not an end, but a beginning. A promise made at birth, fulfilled in Death. We'll walk together on the banks of the Sanzu River once he relinquishes his mortal coil.
>But then what? What of his destined waif?
>Will he come to me as like a friend? Or will the reception be colder than Lake Cocytus?
>After all, all promises must be kept.
>Till Death do they part.
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>>14822589
hnng
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>>14822455
There wasn't nearly enough ero hypnosis to justify that pic.
I just want some mindflayer dirty talk, damnit
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>>14822559
I can't figure it out. Where are her arms?
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>>14822573
>Dullahan in sweater
>Lala in sweater
BROTHER! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI7cNhTIOEI
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>>14822594

She's hugging herself I think
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>>14822532
I'm sure once they've had their fill from the man they spit them back out or use some sort of magic to do so.
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>>14822594
This man knows his stuff >>14822598
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>>14822573
>>14822589
>>14822596
Lala and Zombina are the only good things about that series.
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>>14822604
Zombina getting flustered over being called 'a girl' is great because she sees herself as a corpse.
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>>14822594
Her arms are pretty clearly there. That isn't a tuft of fur, it's her upper arm. The colors are different.
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>>14822611
Oh so her left arm is going under the breasts while the right is off behind her. I see. I thought that was chest fuzz.
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I want to learn how to write Manticores, someone, teach me the secrets of the tailpussy
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>>14822584
>>14822587
>>14822589
In my humble opinion it's definitely a tie. If nothing Else it's Lala's attitude about any romancing towards Kurusu (which is tied to her view of how precious life is) that makes it even. It's marvelously mature.
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>>14822621
Either go sadistic and mean, or cuddledom.
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>>14822604
I'm curious as to what the rules are concerning EMG Zombies. Zombina's stated to be a product of science much more than magic, and her internal fluids have been replaced with formaldehyde and other preservatives. Can she even get pregnant? And if she can, is the child going to be alive or dead?
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>>14822608
>Good personality
>Fun to fluster
>10/10 body
>Knows how to have a ton of fun and has a cool hobby
>Can tease her as much as you want if she forgets to stretch before bed
>But she has formaldehyde for blood and probably has to coat herself in scent sprays to not constantly smell like a dead body.

>>14822627
Nah man, she's a walking corpse. That baby maker is done.
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>>14822604
>Has the best personality
>Has the worst body
Godammit.
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>>14822621
Have her grip it with her thighs above her womb and slide your member against pussy, stimulating her clit as you pound the tail pussy.

Alternatively, have her hold her tail between her breasts, her tailpussy clutched by her thighs at the same angle as her pussy, but below it and watch as she bites her tail desperately as you alternate between the two.
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>>14822633
What's wrong with her body, apart from the whole 'rotten and dead, can't have kids' thing? She's got a nice figure and a great ass, and she can replace any parts that she wants. She's pretty much a LEGO waifu that you can customize.
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>>14822642
Well, I'm not a big fan of rotten and dead, I don't want kids so that's kind of a bonus, and she seems to fall apart when there's a gentle breeze.

She also can't give me love bites without turning me into a zombie.
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>>14822566
Here's a man with a good eye.

>>14822582
I was going to use that image, but I was too lazy to do any censoring. For once. Haha, I guess you could see it as denial play, though, I was thinking of it as something she'd consider a serious lesson and punishment.

>>14822576
Honestly... I can't even taste the salt. I literally harbor no "hatred" to any MG by reason of their nature. It's really strange, but I don't... I DO FEAR some of them and how they come to be though.

But, I'm a sucker for thinking up stories where very different beings come to an understanding of each other, so that helps me enjoy almost every bit of every MG design.
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>>14822633
If it was MGE then you could at least turn her into a Wight after enough dickings. Although, now that I think about it is it even safe to dick her as it is?
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>>14822631
A part of me is a little sad that I could never have kids if that's true, but there's another part of me that relishes the idea of being able to endlessly cum inside her and never have to worry about an unexpected pregnancy.
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>>14822648
>second spoiler
You know, people put on all sorts of things to spice up their sex. No reason you can't get her a special mouth piece to leave a bite without her turning you. A silly sounding idea? Yes.

But there might be something to appreciate there for her. One less restriction she has to feel, you know?
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>>14822653
No, it's not. Zombina's bodily fluids are literally toxic.
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>>14822648
I want Zombina to give me a blowjob. The potential terror of having razor sharp teeth with a death plague right there would be the ultimate fear boner that sharkgirl could only dream of. Busting that nut would feel incredible.
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>>14822604
O... okay. I guess we're not brothers in that regard. Centorea is also at the top with those 2 for me.

No, it's not about the exotic body, at least not in a sexual way. I got into MGE through EMG, so it was her personality and the thought of how awesome a figma of her fully armored form would be that won me over.
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>>14822649
>serious lesson and punishment
I think that's a reasonable idea. It's not like the man can't take care of himself. Although I'm sure it will be a long, uncomfortable night before he can purge the venom by himself.

>hatred
I try to be fair, but I loath parasites. That shit can burn.
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>>14822468
>>14822466
>Hating the only waifus willing to grow an entire new vagina for you to use out of love

There is literally no other MGE Monster Grill who comes close to that.
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>>14822625
Litreally no idea how to do that without using generic hentai language.
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>>14822664
Fucking crabman. How is it possible to write an even worse setting than KC?
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>>14822666
>Liking shitty horse pussy
Leave this place, foul one.
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>>14822672
Crabman went for a more 'realistic' angle. Pisses off a lot of people here, but I like some of the aspects of it. Besides, there's other ways to get a zombie waifu without getting the toxic body.
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>>14822672
He's a jap with shit taste in almost every regard. That's why he takes the worst parts about monster girls and makes them stand out like a sore thumb for every one of his girls. Not to mention he gives almost every girl they shows up in his series a terrible personality.
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Is what this elf says true?
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>>14822690
A shame since he started off good with his original webcomics.
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>>14822692
No, because even bonobos and dolphins have sex recreationally.
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>>14822690
He doesn't really give them much personality outside of "Wants to fuck the MC" honestly
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>>14822692
Some of the time that's true, but other times you might just want to have sex with your partner.
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We need more Sweaters
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We need more stories with heavy emphasis on suffering and then subsequent healing.
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>>14822703
That's more of the case with the main girls and that's completely true, but I was thinking about the side characters like that cow whore and the dyke dragon. However that one Lizard in the suit seems pretty cute from the bits that I saw of her.
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I'm in dire need of ideas for shit
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>>14822692
I just want to have intercourse with my modest elf wife, thus producing a child whom I do my best to raise and provide for, living a happy family life.
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>>14822706
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TEASE FLUFFY EARS
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>>14822631
>Can tease her as much as you want if she forgets to stretch before bed

>Wake up in the morning next to Zombina
>You start getting up
>She groans
>You look and she's almost totally rigid
>You can see her sort of moving a bit, but not really enough to get herself up
>"I forgot to stretch before bed last night... Think you can help me out here?"
>A devious smile spreads across your face
>You lay back down on the bed and slide a hand up her tank top, groping her breasts, pinching her
>She lets out some little squeaks in response
>"Keep going." she mumbles.
>You slip your other hand down her panties and insert your fingers inside of her
>Once you have her all warmed up you drop your shorts and start making sweet undead love to her
>It's not long before Zombina is totally loosened up
>She locks her legs around you the moment she's able to
>The next morning you wake up next to her again
>"Uh oh, looks like I forgot to stretch last night too..."
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>>14822712
Have you tried Taco Bell?
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>>14822718
>you know something's wrong when your list of pros starts off with 'not a serial killer'
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>>14822706
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>>14822715
I'm not responding to her. I;m going to make her keep holding it together until she breaks down and begs for it.
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>>14822719
Absolutely perfect. I wonder if MGE Zombies would have the same problem.

I wonder if Wights would pretend to do the same so they could have an excuse to be molested by their husbands.
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>>14822706
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BIG WOCK THIGHS
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>>14822749
I don't like Wocks.
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>>14822759
I was going to ask what kind of man doesn't like wocks.

Then I realized no man would say that.

So which is it fiend, underground inhabitant of earth or some kind of ayylien? Perhaps some kind of Alp?
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>>14822668
Actually there is one. We call them alps
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>>14822779
Not everyone likes crazy women that prey on little boys.
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>>14822247
>mad that he didn't get to make a kikimora OP for the umpteenth time

Give it a rest.
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>>14822720
I've tried my own ideas as well but they're not that good, just like The Dastard's
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>>14822804
Wanna touch those Oni tits

Gonna touch those Oni tits.
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>>14822674
But I'm OP. I'm looking down on you from Centorea's back while Lala is rambling off poetic not-death-threats and Zombina is just asking whether we can use you for target practice.

Feisty bunch, huh? I'm far more prone to peace than these bonafide warriors though
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DID SOMEONE SAY GENDERBENDER
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>>14822815
>Monstergirl Boros
Welp, goodbye pelvis. It was nice being able to walk.
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Name me off the thread's worst writefags. I need to play a drinking game tonight!
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>>14822815
Sure. Is there more? I wanna see alp mumen rider for some reason.
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>>14822814
Your waifu is still a shit.
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>>14822829
>alpfag
>mumen rider
Get the fuck out of here.
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>>14822824
Worst in technical ability, or worst in 'villainous and justly despised'?
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>>14822822
Lady Boros' Baby Bongos.
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>>14822829
Mumen Rider doesn't deserve that, man.
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>>14822839
Nah, I'm going to stay and imagine a cute superheroine with braided pigtails and glasses on a bicycle and listen to you stew in anger at the same time.
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>>14822846
I'm more disgusted with you calling him fucking Mumen Rider.
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>>14822842
>Boros riding you
>Unsealed
>'Time to end this. METEORIC... BURST!'
>Infinitely cum as those thick thighs jackhammer you through the bed for hours on end
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>>14822849
Alright, License-less Rider, 無免ライダー, whatever gets the stick out of your ass.

>>14822845
I didn't think Richter Belmont deserved it either but some guy keeps weirding me out by posting that same picture of him genderswapped in these threads. Let rule 63 reign.
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>>14822840
not him, but i say go with technical ability.
if the "villains" of this thread fall into that then fine, but I'm tired of talking about those guys
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>>14822855
>Come out of it completely fine and ready to repay the favor.
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>>14822667
>purge the venom
Indeed, it will be. It reminds me of one Oomukade greentext a little. However, this guy isn't likely to wake up with such a classy Manticore as his girlfriend. He'll be forced to learn tolerance... unless someone indulges his desperate desires. If not, well, maybe Manticore will even be impressed and want to reform him

>Parasites
Yes, those kinds, even Mad Hatter, I believe. I don't like the concept, but I still like the thought of being peaceable with any of them since the transformation is a done deal. Now... if I could find a way to undo transformations and kill the original creature, well...
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>>14822878
>'Oh, hey. I made it.'
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>Loen open for commissions
I don't like his style enough for a commission, although I have 2 coming soon
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>>14822815
I don't have a fetish for mizugi, however, I absolutely love "Sea Queen" like this even more than the heart pasties design in the Mumen parody piece.
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>>14822749
>Give a description of my commission to Loen

SOON
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Don't blow your loads early on images again folks.
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>>14822831
>waifu
I actually... don't have a waifu. I really love lots of these designs from both EMG and MGE. I don't think of having harems either, I just haven't chosen one.

Choosing one is only held back more by the fact that I'm carefully crafting stories for various MGE MGs.
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>>14822815
A memorial to the fine women lost to Defense Village Z.
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>>14822900
They have much better lives now after being corrected.
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>>14822842
Boros is like fucking Lavos to me. Can't unsee.
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I wish i had a French Poodle Kobold.
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>>14822927
I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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>>14822927
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>5 hours since I sent commission details to Loen
>No repsonse

I'm sure he's just busy drawing someone else's commission, or asleep, right?
Right?
Oh man, I hope he doesn't read this and get pressured or anything. The last thing I want is to be pushy.

THIS IS QUITE STRESSFUL AND IT SHOULDN'T BE.
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>>14822927
I wish I had a Newfoundland Kobold.
A Cu Sith is fine, too.
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>>14822935
Anon calm the fuck down.
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>>14822936
>Big, fluffy, possibly muscular Kobold that absolutely adores you
I need this.
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>>14822936
>tfw no fit husky kobold with strong arms and delicious abs
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>>14822927
Corgi kobold with stubby legs and high energy
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>>14822930
I wonder how the Kobold version of the most obscure dog races would look like.

I want a Chihuahua Kobold to constantly annoy me with her tiny cute barks and then molest her because of it.
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>>14822935
http://i.imgur.com/Cla1FBu.gif
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>>14822913
Being dead is never a good thing anon.

Especially for Amazons.
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>>14822935
Why does this poor fox always look so stressed out? She needs nice warm bath and some non-sexua cuddles.
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>>14822935
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>>14822935
Dude, chill
Breathe, anon. Breathe
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>>14822936
>A Cu Sith is fine too
Die in a fire.
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>>14822927
>Strong kobold that speaks incomprehensible french at before going to heavily accented English.
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>>14822964
I just someone to hug while I sleep at night.
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>>14822935

I sent a commission to Luth on the 28th last month and I haven't heard from him since.

And I certainly haven't been checking my email daily. Nope.
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>>14822953
But they're not dead anon, they're living happy new lives among the village after being properly disciplined.
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>>14822958
She doesn't want to go back in the pocket dimension, and has lost human morality because of continued separation from them. She needs you to heal her anon.
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>>14822970
So do lonely Yetis, but you don't see them griping on /hbg/
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>>14822960
>No army of zombie P'Orcs to 'fight' my way through until I meet their massive Warboss queen and her assistant
Why live?
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>>14822970
Cu Sith is literally furbait. Die.
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>>14822978
That's because they can't use keyboards.
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>>14822942
>Big, fluffy, and muscular
Oh god, I need this too.
She would render blankets obsolete.
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>>14822986
You mean because they aren't real?

Whoops, made myself sad again.
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>>14822936
>Spoiler
No it isn't you filthy Easterner.
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>>14822990
http://i.imgur.com/0F8OEgP.jpg

See that anon, see how big and fluffy that dog is? Now imagine a seven foot, muscular Kobold with a big bushy mane that would put a Manticore to shame. Imagine it and weep at the knowledge that you will never have it.
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>>14822935
The way you're agonizing over this is adorable.
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>>14822986
They make big fluffy paw friendly keyboards, along with a fluffy paw mouse and speech recognition so lonely fluffy paw MGs in your area can chat
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>>14823003
>Lots of people today are dog persons, they have pet dogs
>The "happening" happens, MGs and mamono mana get introduced into our world
>All of those dogs get transformed into Cu Siths
>their owners ditch them for Kobolds because of furry shit
The number of unloved Cu Siths would skyrocket so much that i would actually feel bad about them if we suddenly get to have MGs.
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>>14822713
>saved
That is a beautiful elf-specting woman.
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>>14823007
Why must you make me weep, anon? Weep at the knowledge that I will never be tackled by a muscular ball of fur when opening the front door, and that I will never be engulfed in her warm and cuddly embrace when we snuggle up at night?
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>>14822895
We held back the Tiger torrent by matching and surpassing them with Dullahan Darlings. It is the day of the Dullahans, I say!

Also I may or may not have appeased them with one final Tiger image
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>>14823027
This wouldn't have happened if only they weren't furshit.
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>>14822938
>>14822951
>>14822960
>>14822962
Okay. I'll just go back to refreshing my messages every five minutes.
I hope the pixiv message got sent properly. It looks like it got sent, but what if something went wrong?

Nah, it's probably fine. I hope.
Definitely, MAYBE absolutely fine. Loen must just be asleep. Oh god what if he chokes in his sleep or something I need to book a plane flight to South America so I make sure he doesn't stop breathing or choke on his tongue or get stabbed by a robber or be crushed by a falling aircraft or satellite or meteor or have his home be destroyed by some freak natural disaster.

>>14822958
She is a metaphor for the pain of the human condition.

>>14822972
We should put out a search. Whatever country he lives in, we should go there and put up fliers in every state/county/province/region just to make sure he hasn't been kidnapped or gotten lost on the way to the shops.

>>14823009
Waiting on a reply is pain. I'm worried that my fervent description of my commission proposal may have scared him so much that he cringed hard enough to force himself into a folded micro-universe from which escape is conceptually impossible.
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>>14823035
Because you must suffer like I do, suffer at the knowledge that you will never have something as precious as that love you with all of her heart.
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>>14822935
For future use... But you have a good heart to be expressing such concern while still being considerate.
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>>14823046
Okay, this is getting a bit creepy.
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>>14823046
Anon
Anon
You need to calm down
Just breathe, alright? Slow breaths. Lower your heart rate a tad
Just breathe. Everything's going to be fine. Just relax. Just breathe. In, and out.
Relax, alright? Just relax.
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You can't really say you truly love your dragon waifu if you aren't willing to train as a dragon slayer, just so you best know how to protect her from actual dragon slayers.
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>>14823057
Where is that Yeti Emergency Squad when you need them?
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>>14823065
Yeah someone give them a call real quick
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>>14822913
This gave me an idea that almost made me throw up in my mouth... mainly due to the conflicting ethics.

Villains revived as females and allowed to live normal lives, but they're slightly tuned in various aspects to have higher chances of producing offspring. This, of course, is a way of "making up for" the population they killed off... as well as possibly introducing hybrid, powerful offspring that can help defend the place.

Even though I'm only imagining this in the sense of them and their children being treated perfectly humanely, the initial revive and switch just made me want to puke for some reason.
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>>14823062
On the flip side, if your dragon waifu isn't completely yandere for you then she doesn't truly love you.
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>>14823054
Fortunately, it's about 70% hyperbole. There is the standard anxiety and concern of being judged, but mostly, I'm just taking that tiny bit of my mind, focusing on it with a magnifying glass, and ignoring the continent of rational thought around it.

>>14823057
>>14823065
I'll take the yeti. How well do they work as squeezy stress toy substitutes?
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>>14823046
Anon, please. We're here for you, but...

Goodness, now I don't want to put in a commission myself just yet. I wonder if he'd like an MGE crossover, hmm. Still tempting.
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>>14823086
You ether hug them hard or you squeeze their breast. Ether way you probably gonna get stress sex.
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>>14823074
>One day government officials shove a recently revived and now female Carnage Kabuto through your door and tell you she's your new wife
>If she gets too excited she'll pin you down and ride you for a week every day and night
Dare you try to tame such a wild beast?
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>>14822974
So that's how you describe being dead.

Interesting.
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>>14823086
>>14823090
Legends say that if you hug a Yeti will enough strenght she will squak like a toy.

I want to see if that's true someday.
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>>14823096
Not dead, reformed after being beaten up. Stop spreading lies.
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What is the snarkiest derogatory term you'd use in relation to one of your favorite species?
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>>14823062
>>14823075
Since we don't have enough portrayals of Dragons breathing fire...

Which she totally won't use to create a ring of fire around you and the opposing dragon slayer, watching over your battle with a burning love swelling in her heart... along with a lust to "ravage" you as intensely as you are your opponent. Or in the case of a yandere she'll have you watch her beat her enemy fair and square in the ring of fire
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>>14823105
Fuck, I meant to post the Garigliano one. Oh well.
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Master...what are you doing?
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>>14823120
Waiting for you to eventually rape me.
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>>14823120
Uhh, things.
Inconsistent not gittin gud, i kind of miss adderal, kind of things.
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>>14823120
Panicking on the Internet. Please wake me up.
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>>14823120
Replying to some dude roleplaying as a kikimora, it seems.
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>>14823120
Trying to sleep off a bad migraine. The kind that makes you want to empty your stomach
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>>14823120
Touching myself to the elegant truths of the Cosmos with Carl Sagan.
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>>14823120
What i do everyday Kiki, try to take over the CEO office
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>>14823120
Procrastinating work, and instead relaxing to asmr.
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>>14823120
Writing up your milk schedule for the month.

I'm thinking a glass and a half a day should be good.
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>>14823139
You too, huh?
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>>14823130

Can't wake up
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the fuck why do i have this
did one of you make this?
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>>14823148
I dunno but here's a better one.
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>>14823148
>No Yandere Girl with access to weaponry will try to kill you
What does a man has to do to suffer assassination attempts nowadays?
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>>14823148
Woah, that's... well, here's one that actually looks like a lizardman - http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1874658

I don't want to take up an image on the thread for it though.
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>>14823157
I'd recommend becoming the President. That's worked out pretty well for a few guys.
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>>14823120
Oh, you know
Stuff
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>>14823046
Anon, Im sorry to inform you that I wont be able to take your comission due to unexpected circumtances.

Joke, just finished comission #2 and doing a list for all the requests so people can know how far is their desired request, Im taking priorities on MGs requests too. Will post that list in deviantart as soon as I finish it up.
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>>14823162
>Ah~ Another day, another crazy bastard who tried to kill me
Being president surely looks comfy.
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>>14823157
I don't know about actual assassination attempts, but just being openly politically controversial on social media will get you death threats.
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>>14823159
>that's mine
Why the fuck is it on the booru, could someone delete that shit, It's fucking awful. At least someone please do it better.
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>New Kii art

I don't have any certain affinity for her, but I absolutely love the unique perspective that this piece portrays.
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>>14823169
Said Commission <3
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>>14823148
Quit pulling old requests out and trying to use them to to beg for art. That particular one was fulfilled fucking years ago and has been reposted a million times.

Can't stand you motherfuckers pretending to be all stupid and playing coy.
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>>14823159
I wonder if it's possible to get drawfag to do a redo of this.
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>>14823180
Damn.
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>>14823180
>That corset
That
Is fucking
Genius
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>>14823179
Shame she's such trash.
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>>14823180
The temptation to try a tailpussy To-Love-Ru style was strong.
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>>14823180
Damn.
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>>14823177
I mean, it's not that I don't understand why you say it's awful. Sure, perhaps in terms of its artistic quality. BUT it's a great recolour? Colour-over? Whatever you'd call that, it's convincing enough.
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>>14823180
Damn
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>>14823180

Nice dude. Nice
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>>14823169
May I ask a question? Or is it a little inappropriate to take advantage of you being present here at the moment?
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>>14823180
Art like this is why I can't hate any single MG (process of their creation not withstanding)
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>>14823180
Nice
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>>14823202
You can ask anything. If its a request I will have to decline tho, because I have a lot to do.
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>>14823141
>Always that one same milk obsessed anon

Hmm...
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>>14823185
It is since it's still a fairly unique idea for a Lizardman. Go for it if you feel so compelled! I have another idea in mind, so...
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>>14823180
tell me one of those anons are commissioning dragon, because I want to see you do a dragon.
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>>14823217
>Implying Loen hasn't done dragons
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>>14823195
I'm probably biased since I did it, but I made it with just a laptop touchpad. I hate it.
How did it even get into peoples' hands?
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>>14823212
It is, more or less and that's fair enough! I wasn't entirely sure about the idea yet in terms of whether I thought it was a good one, so I just wanted to ask here before sending you an email of elaboration ever.

Still, does the idea of a crossover between MGE and another series appeal to you at all? I'll ask that much, even though I'm sure much of the answer would depend on what is part of the cross-over. Thanks for your time though!
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>>14823180
Daaamn.
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>>14823213
What can I say?
I like thick kikis and I cannot lie.
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>>14823169
Don't play with my heart like that,

No, but seriously, thanks for your effort. I'm actually kind of interested in seeing the list now.
Also, that lilim is great. I mean hot damn.
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>>14823212
If you don't mind me asking how long have you been drawing for?
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>>14823180
Wow.
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>>14823229
>How did it even get into peoples' hands?
Because you posted it, obviously. Used to be posted a lot in these threads around 2012-2013
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>>14823179
That drawfag gave her a fine amount of definition I must say.
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>>14823213
He's found a good example in his wife and child is all!
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>>14823227
I don't have any pictures of loen dragons.
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Kejourou are love
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>>14823141
>forcing your kiki to drink her milk while she pouts like a little girl
I like it.
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>>14823177
It looks as though it got some positive reception.
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>>14823180
Am i the only one who finds lilims trash?
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>>14823229
>Internet, not even once
Once it's up there, it never truly disappears. Contained to a safe location in cyberspace for all eternity? Possible. But it never goes away for good.

And I won't force you to feel anything, but I still maintain that it's well done for what it is. Some fine dedication to detail, really. I applaud you for recognizing your own bias, too.
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>>14823254

They aren't my favorite but they're alright.
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>>14823247
That's how she gets strong bones!
It's important for a Kiki's health that she gets calcium
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>>14823254
They're alright.
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>>14823093
If they're choosing me then I trust (but still ask) that they've done their research to ensure I'm one of the best possible matches.

If so, I say yes. If not, I probably would still try to be there for her. I'm not being sappy, I just love stories of vastly different beings coming to understand each other.

And in the "yes" scenario, well, that's a chance to have a wife handed to you, literally. There'd be next to no reason to pass it up from a practical standpoint (unless they determined I was a good match because of something that made me not want to bother with someone else).
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>>14823230
Depends, crossover with what? All I could think of is MM. But it will take quite a long time for me to start requests again. Theres a chubby Chesire request and I think a Ryu one with a story, and a Draco in sundress.
>>14823238
Always, since I was a kid. But with tablet like 3 years, in which I ragequit for like 1 year or so, weeks after I got the tablet because it was impossible to get used to it, trying to use Photoshop with a toaster was a pain too.
>>14823246
Indeed they are, actually, there's one in the list.
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>>14823242
Indeed! It honestly helps to provide such a nice complement to the plant-like parts, as well as the ultra simplistic elements of the piece. At least, that's the easiest way I can say it.
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>>14823254
Your opinion is lame and you should feel lame.
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>>14823284
>Indeed they are, actually, there's one in the list.

I know.

Because I'm the one who's asking for that commission

Looking forward to it. Your other Kejourou art was great by the way
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I want a widdle wurm
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>>14823291
So lame he gets bullied by Alps!
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>>14823291
But they're TRASH!
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>>14823294
I want to widdle on a Wurm.
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>>14823284
Ooh! I like the sound of all of those, so I hope you enjoy composing those pieces!

Well, I was tossing around the idea of an AjinxMGE crossover (spoiler-marking because it's an anime from this season) having Shimomura Izumi as a Wight, but her "ghost hands" would be "Kuro-chan's" hands, while the namesake Ajin is in the background clapping with hands it no longer has at her performance - not sure whether to have her be an actual Wight or just cosplaying
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>>14823298
Just don't whittle on a Wurm. That's a good way to ruin a knife.
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>>14823245
>making me dig through my vast and unorganized monstergirl folders looking for loen dragon lips
>I can't find it

Somebody else do me a favor and post it would you, or one of the others? I just really liked that one.
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>>14823277
Well obviously they'd do research in order to find the best possible match and would just insist that you make as many children as possible. Hell they would probably offer to help pay for living expenses for your wife and kids
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>>14823254
Of course you're not the only one. That goes double for the canon ones.
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>>14823310
I got you famiglia.
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>>14823306
A good way to sharpen one if you do it backwards though.
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>>14823310
>>14823318
Anything more? Not that that's a bad picture, but it's not much, either.
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>>14823310
>vast and unorganized monstergirl folders
>Tfw your MG folder is really just one folder
There's so much stuff in here and I'm too lazy to organize it that I end up saving things twice so I don't have to seach the entire folder for it
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>>14823294
Would you wub the widdle wurm's tummy?
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>>14823328
Wait, I kind of want to sharpen a knife on the waifu's abs now.
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>>14823293
Thanks a lot for the request! Kejourous are olev.
>>14823302
Oh the Ajin hottie. I like the idea. I will add it to my request list, but I highly doubt you will see it colored and stuff, just a sketch will do.
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>>14823328
But what would be sharpened first? The knife, or the Wurm?

And is the world really ready for a sharp Wurm?
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>>14823332
That's the only dragon lips picture I have.
>>14823334
What a terrible ethic to have.
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>>14823332
There's a fantastic related one that has her from the lips down with tits and stuff. I like it better than the one that's just the face.
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>>14823342
Dull Wurms are cuter.
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>>14823346
Laziness and procrastination (Mainly the latter) are a terrible mistress
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>>14823294
For you (pic related) How do you feel about 2, possibly a little more grown up?

>>14823298
As for you... Prepare to have her chuckle at you, scolding you playfully that it's not as though you're rushing through the wild holding her back and had no choice.

She will then proceed to take you into the bath, coiling her body, slick with soap and syrup from her slit, around your full package and milking you until you've cleaned her scales to a shine.

She will then proceed to take a commemorative photo of your ahegao-ing face reflected in her freshly polished scales, before showing it to her friends who will be all-manner-of-colours with envy over her newest friend.

Good end? Good end.
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>>14823342
Sharpeners don't need to be sharp themselves, just abrasive and, ideally, fl--
Oh. Wait. I see what you did there. Didn't we already determine that a smart wurm would become an unstoppable muscle wizard capable of casting Fist indefinitely?
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>>14823349
Appreciating your sharp-witted Waifu, who's ditzy when it comes to almost anything that she's not laser-focused on at the moment, is even cuter!
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>>14823336
Widdle wurms get wots of tummy wubs

>>14823357
2 a little more grown up, eh? Big wurms are also acceptable.
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>>14823281
Dat iz nice.
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>>14823281
I would give anything to fuck those tits.
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>>14823341
Oh! Oh... I'm glad you're fond of the idea yourself. I was actually considering it as a commission for the future once I'd considered everything carefully. Still, have your own fun with the idea for now!

Also, should I take this as a sign that maybe it's not something you'd be interested in as a full commission? It is more fun composing pieces that your heart is in after all, even if you are being paid
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>>14823368
Congratulations! They grow so fast, don't they?
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I bet you'd love some...oral action wouldn't you anon?
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>>14823349
Ah, but can you not picture the gleam, the shine, the sparkles off newly-sharpened scales, not available on a dull Wurm?

>>14823358
And would that truly be a bad thing? After all, is there even any difference between Casting Fist and Blindly Charging Forward? If nothing else, the former can be properly targeted, the latter merely directed somewhat.
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>>14823389
Sure. More importantly though, are those thighs smooth enough for some sumata?
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>>14823388
Not what I expected, but I'll take it. I'd take any kind of wurm, really.
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>>14823390
It's the difference between a nuke and a natural disaster, really. Kind of depends on how the nuke is applied and how easily distracted the natural disaster is.
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>>14823281
I could absolutely and may even pay to see a monkey girl doing a training montage musical to this!

I'm glad you got the ball rolling. I say that because I was about to make a post about MGs paired up with music!
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Alps in fraternities!

Satyros..es? Satyrii? In sororities!
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>>14823389
SISTER! Medusas don't get enough love, huh?
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>>14823388
It's always adorable when two cute girls fight over your affections.
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>>14823395
>She'll take you too
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>>14823404
Satyrs in satires.
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>>14823341
>Thanks a lot for the request! Kejourous are olev.

You betcha! And yeah they're my favorite. But there isn't enough art of them around so I've been going and getting commissions
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>>14823254
I really love their design. Don't really care for much of their profile, holy fuck they have a great design.
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I want to date an almost annoyingly masochistic Kobold girl and make a baby with her!
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>>14823414
Would you pinch her butt as punishment?
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>>14823408
Why is that pillow not upside down or sideways?

>>14823409
Satyrs in satin!
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>>14823414
I see where this is going.
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>>14823406
Yes, to an extent it always is. If only such events could always be entirely adorable. Staying on the bright side of things, however, thanks for the new addition to the collection, Anon.
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>>14823408
Grape flavor, my fave
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>>14823418
Absolutely. I'd do a lot more than that too.

>>14823421
If you say so.
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>>14823419
B- because Wurm waifu has good tail-eye coordination? Because she wants to convey her feelings accurately...? I don't know! It's just a quick edit I did of the original art for someone (I curled the tail).
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>>14823424
Grape, isn't it? I'm glad someone payed attention to what was important about this image, hehe. I can also show you an Obsidian and Fire Wurm if you'd like.
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>>14823392
>Anon wants snake blowjob

Well at least you know what you want.
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>>14823169
>>14823180
Zoph in nyangerie? Also other than pixiv where do you accept request submissions/commission submissions
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>What song and performance art would you wish to see an MG perform?

I would pay to see a Gandharva dance to this song!

I think it would be wonderfully exotic. Heck, the girl could probably play the main instrument of the song while she danced to it! (Kinpaku from the AgK OST) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6jxRTrjNvY
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>>14823380
More like I dont have time for it, as much as I could love new ideas, comissions take priority because people are waiting for their waifus. But if you feel like making it a comission, I can add you to the list, which is up in deviantart by the way.
>>14823449
Lewd anon, Zoph is for tender reaction images.
In deviantart loen91.deviantart.com
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>>14823120
Just got out of the shower for the second time in an hour. Thermite leaves a hell of a smell on ya when you work with it all day and I don't want that shit stinking up my bed.

But enough of that; how was your day, Aunt Kiki?
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>>14823442
My second and third favorite flavors!
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>>14823458
Nyangerie can't be just lewd, can be cute and sexy too! Then what about full winter outfit, it is pretty cold!
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>>14823449
>nyangerie
I'm surprised that's actually being used since I was simply asking if I could tag it that way on the vidyabooru.
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when will the snow end?
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>>14823254
Trash? Nah...
Trashy? Eh, I can see that, possibly.

But sometimes trashy is good.
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>>14822247
OP here again. To be fair, I was a wee bit salty that I and the Queen of Monsters lost by 45 seconds to you and Kesaran Pasaran last time (I mean she's is THE /jp/ MG if there ever was one)

BUT, my primary drive to create OPs is to present and promote a diversity of MGs, as well as present them in an interesting setting (flexing the creative muscle a little, you know)!

All that said, I actually wanted to present a "peace offering" in the last thread since you still brought a "rarely-seen" MG to light! But before I knew it the honor of 'last image' was claimed. So have (pic related) and let's call it even, shall we?

>>14822789
Apparently Kiki Anon has made the past 4 OPs and if so, he definitely kept things diverse!
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>>14823180
Am I the only one who finds that body anatomy disturbing?
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>>14823465
See this imgur link since I don't want to take up image slots for two recolours in a row - http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#29 (it's also just a great album to look through - some great Ryuu recolours too!)
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>>14823475
what about it do you find off?
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Get your Golems ready because
[spolier]Pacific Rim 2 is happening.[/spoiler]
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>>14823486
And I thought I got the spoiler thing right.
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>>14823486
Didn't they pretty much confirm a second movie within a month of the first on releasing? Not that I'm not hyped for a second giant robot movie, just seems like old news.
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>>14823486
I haven't even seen the first one.
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>>14823490
Check your spelling, mate.
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>>14823486
Didn't that get canned?
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>>14823495
It got put on the shelf indefinitely a while ago and today they announced that it's back on the shelf with Steven S. DeNight directing and Del Toro is still producing it.
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>>14823486
That's been known for a while, production delays notwithstanding.
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>>14823495
It's been in typical Del Taco project limbo. In fact it was supposedly permanently shelved a few months ago.

Now I guess they're dusting it off because China bought Legendary and at least they appreciate giant robots.
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>>14823445
I am not a choosy man and she's cute. Besides, you should see the conversations I've had on Scyllei.
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>>14823486
>The guy who directed "Daredevil" (the movie) is going to be directing it

As long as the soundtrack is Ramin Djawadi and not Evanescence, I'm sure I'll love it.
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>>14823481
The proportion of the torso, the way it's bending on the side, the shape of the thighs, the length of the arms and legs.
Practically everything is screaming NOPE right at my face.

What the fuck, Loen.
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>>14823508
>China bought Legendary
Welp, there goes any hope of a return of Gypsy Danger. All hail the return of Crimson Typhoon as it single-handedly saves the universe supported by nothing but the infallible Chinese leaders and their mighty economy.
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MOUSEPAD
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>>14823521
Fuck no.
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>>14823521
eeeew
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>>14823521
That's pretty ugly to be honest.
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>>14823521
Those tits look horrendous.
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>>14823519
>They rebuild Crimson typhoon
>It has four arms
If it's one grip I have with Pacific Rim, it's their use of the mechs that aren't Gypsy and 'STRAYA CUNT
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>>14823469
What's "snow?"
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>>14823521
That doesn't even look remotely good.
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>>14823521
>Queen Whore the coalburner
>Those awful tits
>That terrible face
God damn, who the fuck would pay for this?
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>>14823521
While I'm ambivalent to this picture, I believe she could benefit from a reduction that at least makes her tiddies Kloah-tier.
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>>14823533
Its the type of weather these things make
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>>14823536
>that terrible face
Not the guy you replied to, but I find it pretty hot.
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>>14823532
greed. Cherno Alpha had thunder fists and fuel gel flamethrowers, and all it did was that piston punch. And Typhoon was just useless, the poor girl.
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>>14823545
Maybe that look can be hot, but that entire picture is just poorly done.
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>>14823540
What kind of weather does a salty yuki onna make?
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>>14823492
Where did she get those injuries from? Would she like to come inside and have me address her wounds better?
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>>14822459
>Even degenerates like Stink Bug Anons and Miiafag Anon

r-rude I try to bring nice art for everyone
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>>14823514
Not the movie, the TV show.
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>>14823552
Three feet of snow every day, but only on your house.
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>>14823547
Didn't Crimson have an actual freezing ability as well? Like when Gypsy vented her cooling fluid to freeze the kaiju's tail, only an actual installed thing.

All I know is that my favourite mech design from that movie is Tacit Ronin, and it got probably less than six seconds of screen time.
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>>14823559
There was a TV show?
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>>14823547
Typhoon did one move and got torn to bits. Cherno had fucking bunker busters/pile drivers and got drowned
You don't make these cool designs, say that Cherno's been around since phase 1, and then just destroy them both IN THE SAME SCENE
Hell, if it was spread out it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But to take them both out at the same time just so Gypsy can show up with it "superior nuclear plot point".
Wish Coyote Foxtrot was around. god that design is just too good
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>>14823561
>All I know is that my favourite mech design from that movie is Tacit Ronin

A lot of people say this, but it just looks like a reject from both Eva and Zone of the Enders. The rest of them look more like proper mechs.

>>14823565
It's on Netflix, Wesley.
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Looks like a challenge
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>>14823570
>Tail wrapping around the leg
Penis, we had a deal
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>>14823540
>tfw can't visit my parents with my Yuki-Onna wife in the dead of winter while lightly dressed and freak my mother out when she realizes that we're both 70 degrees colder than we should be
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>>14823567
You mean Coyote Tango?
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>>14823570
Your girls are looking softer as your art comes along, I approve in that regard.
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>>14823579
Of course I meant Coyote Tango. I was testing you
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>>14823570
Is this a speed test or an endurance test? Or am I just going for volume with that condom?
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>>14822217
Delivered.

>>14822330
Mah boi, same tastes.
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>>14823577
You're seventy degrees colder because neither of you are wearing a jacket! Come here before you catch a cold!

>HFW she gives you heat stroke by warming you to room temp
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Do lamias give birth to live young or to eggs?

I need to know so I can fantasize while in bed before sleeping.
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I want to be the ordinary, unassuming boyfriend of a terrifying super villain monster girl, a blood knight vampire in this case, who acts like a total sweet heart around me while trying to keep her identity a secret.
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>>14823579
Shame all the Mark-II's except Cherno gave their pilots cancer.
Figures that Russians would be the ones to properly radiation shield their Mechs and then name one after Chernobyl.
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>>14823569
>but it just looks like a reject from both Eva and Zone of the Enders.
You may have nailed down why I like Tacit so much.
If you say [x] is a Zone of the Enders reject, then I'm probably going to like it because it makes me think of Zone of the Enders.

But I do see your point. It's design stands out as being thinner and less stable than the rest of the jaegers.
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>>14823596
Eggs, although they carry them for a while to get preggo bellies.
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>>14823596
Depends on the subspecies that rapes you.
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>>14823521
>"Remember Son, a real man loves his waifu even when her body has been twisted by horrid magics by her enemies or her own ruinous desire to 'Spice things up'. Now be a good lad and fetch me my snorkel..."
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>>14823598
Who said Cherno Alpha was shielded? Maybe the ruskies just gave that little of a fuck about the reactor above their heads.
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>>14823581
Thanks, I'm trying to, specially on lewd stuff

>>14823590
Considering it's a powerful succubus I'd say endurance

The condom is for wussies, everybody knows MGs are STI immune
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>>14823474
No, he didn't. I can tell you that because I made the past three OP's
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>>14823611
Given that piloting a Jaeger one last time would've killed Pentecost even if he hadn't nuked himself, I'm gonna assume that the russians were more careful about handling Cherno's reactor.
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>>14823611
All that radiation went into Cherno's pilots' hair. That's why it turned white and they didn't die of cancer.
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>>14823611
Russians have vodka instead of blood. We don't care about radiation, we welcome the challenge!

Besides, it's a nice warm feeling.
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>>14823618
I... don't even know anymore. All I know is this is my third OP.
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>>14823404
>Party with frat alp
>both of you have too much to drink
>wake up naked in her bed
>she has no idea how it happened
>she also has no idea why she's cooking breakfast for you wearing nothing but an apron
>nor does she know why she's giving you head under the table while you eat

Yes.
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>>14823620
Well, Cherno was originally designed as an automated hair salon. The whole giant robot thing didn't come about until one of the welders piped up with a mouth half-full of perogis and borscht one day.

"Comrade Engineer, I am havings ideas..."
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>>14823644
>nor does she know why she's giving you head under the table while you eat
That one's just her pranking you, bro.
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>>14823521
What a marked difference from this...
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>>14823650
I'm gonna assume "brojob" is just engrish and she watches too much anime.
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>tfw still no news from wock butt guy
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>>14823651
There a ryu like that
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>>14823654
Mermaids a shit.
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>>14823657
It's not, it's just hard to make an R sound with your mouth full of cock.
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>>14823665
L. I meant L. Don't judge me.
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>>14823486
>>14823495
I should be snarling at you for beating me to posting that by mere seconds. But I'm not. I praise your superior filename, Anon!

That and, well, it allows me to post THIS now! Source: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=pacific_rim+monster_girl+&ms=1 Alternatively you can replace the "monster_girl" tag with "personification" to see some others not listed in this search
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>>14823651
Whoever commissioned the Deruella pic just had her breasts drawn too large.
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>>14823651
Something's still kinda off with the face & shading, but it's not bad.
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>>14823521
>>14823651
>There isn't a Holstaur one
Fuck Earth.
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>A monster girl will never hold you in her arms
>She will never tell you how much she loves you
>You will never wake up to see her smiling face

So what do you guys do to numb the pain?
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>>14823672
Ah yeah, kaiju monster girls are my favorite ind of monster girls and now's my time to shine. Which one of you lovely ladies would like to date me?
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>>14823714
Post here.
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>>14823714
Nothing that actually works.
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>>14823714
Vidya, masturbation, internet.
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>>14823672
I expected the mecha and monster girls, and the crossover with Godzilla. Didn't expect the boatslut crossovers.
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>>14823714
Knowing this, there is only one thing i can do.

Putting a palm to my forehead, I laugh.

I laugh loudly, heartily, one might even say uproariously.

I laugh and laugh and desperately try to hold back tears of despair at this meaningless world.
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>>14823714
Nothing works.
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>>14823660
It's not the same style, but I believe this is comparably satisfying!

Translation:
>"I'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman."

If that was not to your satisfaction, I offer these lovely Ryuu recolours:
-http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#27
-http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#4
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>>14823672
Axehead's helmet looks like something I've seen before from that angle.
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>>14823729
You can't escape the Boatsluts
They're everywhere
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>>14823654
Sea Bishops love us, too.
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>>14823747
That is one smug looking sea bishop
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You have two choices anon.

You can fight and attempt to kill the mighty Red Dragon with all of your level 52 aught to get back your stolen (literal) heart and safeguard the surrounding lands from destruction while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNCN47Q0e_8 plays, then potentially go on to become something more powerful.

Or...

You can abandon the quest and obtain your ideal MGE waifu for a trade of sacrificing all your strength, power, wealth, and age by forcibly reverting to a younger shota age that you'll never grow out of.


The Dragon will keep your little heart keepsake with her for all time so you needn't worry of dying of mortality, and she'll leave the land in peace to return a few generations down the road to threaten it once again.

The decision is yours, Anon.
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>>14823703
Perhaps this will satisfy your desire for Holstaur, although, it's more precious than perverted >>14823243
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>>14823754
What's the something more powerful?
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>>14823751
She knows she's going to give you the sermon of a lifetime shortly If you Know What She Means.
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>>14822787
>Not everyone likes crazy women that prey on little boys.
Who are these people with bad tastes?
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>>14823746
Hey, any excuse to get more Musashi art.
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>>14823757
Anon I have every, not shit, Holstaur image in existence. The only thing that could satisfy my desire for Holstaurs would be a Holstaur.
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>>14823714
I get baked and browse the thread. For whatever reason, being under the influence makes your heart boners 10x stronger.
All it takes is a good green text or image to trigger you and then you're set for the night.
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>>14823754
Can I ask her nicely for my heart back so I can give it to my waifu?
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>>14823751
That's precisely why I used her for an OP a while back. Totally worthwhile.
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>>14823758
God.

>>14823770
Is that one of the choices? No?

Then the answer is No.
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>>14823778
>Spoiler
Yeah, I'll go for that one. Eternal /ss/ with a monster girl onee-san is nice, but my god complex is stronger.
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>>14823778
It's not like she needs it. What does she want with it anyway?
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>>14823754
Can I just have the Dragon?
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>>14823765
>Dem TTs
>Dat Brown

10/10 would impregnate and waifu.
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>>14823754
I'll fight her. Reluctantly. A beauty such as her shouldn't be slain, but for the safety of the surrounding village and all its lives I must do what must be done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJuO6RYCcpw must play
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>>14823778
>>14823783
SHE'LL PROPOSE TO YOU WITH YOUR OWN HEART?! ...Truly these are revolutionary times.
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>>14823486
Kinda hoping they rip even more from eva this time around. Japs do giant robits the best.
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>>14823790
start grinding for Lv.99, then.
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>>14823180
I want her to smother me with those tights
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>>14823754
So do I not have a heart if I go with the age regression? I kinda need that to circulate blood and stuff.
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>>14823799
Will do.
I wish she had a tail and ears.
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>>14823799
Anon delete this right now, this is too god damn lewd.
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>"Woop Woop, raise the roof! As you Humans say!"
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>>14823810
I don't see anything wrong. Must be your imagination.
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>>14823796
I remember hearing a rumor about a "fusion between Kaiju and Jaeger" or something like that. I hope that makes it into the final product.
Also, given that they're doing more licensed games, is it too much to hope for a Pacific Rim game by Platinum?
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>>14823765
I don't know man. out of all the normal boats I've found Mutsu to be quite the semen demon.
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>>14823821
Anon stop, I don't want to masturbate right now.
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>>14823799
[1. General] Uh, Succubus City is still within the starting zone, right? I think I'm lost.
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>>14823729
Well they're often portrayed as giants with incredible firepower, so...

Also, here's artwork of Nagato walking with Godzilla. See the comments as they link an interesting reference: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2123721
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>>14823821
>Those tits
>That hairstyle
>Delicious brown
>Those thighs
>THOSE TITS
>GLASSES
You would need heavy machinery to get me to pull out of her.
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>>14823828
Maybe, all I know is that I'm stuck in a land of kobolds and tiny werecats.
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>>14823828
>Go to the Plaguelands for the first time at about level 10
>Get mauled by zombie bears that ran over to me from half a mile away

Ah, the memories.
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>>14823793
A real sweet-heart, that one. At least, that's how I've witnessed her portrayed!
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>>14823754
So I either become "something more powerful" or I become a shota and get my waifu?
Well then I hope my waifu likes shotas.

But I got one question. Since I don't have any wealth, do my waifu have any?
I feel she has somewhere to live and all that stuff, but dose she have anything more outside of that?
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I've been trained to navigate my futurist balloon
In a tear a week they'll see me landing on the Moon
Raise a banner on the planets, life grows everywhere
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>>14823832
She is heavy machinery
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>>14823850
>tear
Year*
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>>14823839
Accidentally aggroing that bear never goes well.

What's worse is that when I did, I was already running from a pack of Ghoul Girls. Ran straight into the fluffy monstrosity.
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>>14823828
[1. General] Guys I'm in the middle of the Citadel of the Demon Lord and I'm level 5. I've gotten raped at least ten times by maximum level monstergirls players and the security NPCs.
Watch out for a Female Paladin called RighteousPurity, she offered to portal me to the starter town to help me bypass some mobs and now I'm here.
I'm starting to suspect she wasn't actually a Paladin.
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>>14823839
Oh shit, I remember that. The entrance to Plaguelands was right next to the starting zone so new players ran in and got mauled by infected bears all the time.
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>>14823754
I'll take the Shota route. Get my oneesan monster waifu and be happy together forever.
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>>14823852
Then you'd need heavier machinery to pull me out of her then.
With the exception of when we switch to Paizuri, Hotdogging, Blowjobs, or thigh fucking.
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>>14823857
Did you use the home rock?

You didn't walk up to the 'inn keeper' and make it your new home did you?

That's newbie bait 101
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>>14823811
Do a bellydance!
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>>14823866
I uh.. I never attuned my home rock.
I didn't know it doesn't do anything if you don't attune it and now I'm stuck here.
Please hurry and find me a way out, I'm hiding from a Minotaur Berserker right now. I really don't want to be raped again.
Are we assuming this is a VR game like .hack or just an MMO on a computer screen?
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>>14823866
What's so wrong with that? You get lots of side-quests looking for escorts there. Easy money.
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>>14823765
>>14823799
>>14823821
We're treading dangerously shallow waters here, fellow Kantai Collection and MGE fans. Here, let me get us back on track with a bonafide Monster Girl!

Okay... I really just want to share this song (which is pic related)
>I believe ALL anons could take these lyrics to heart
>The dance choreographing is also fantastic
Anons, please, trust me on this one

Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKvWNFG7jM

Lyrics:
http://vocaloidlyrics.wikia.com/wiki/%E3%83%92%E3%83%93%E3%82%AB%E3%82%BB_(Hibikase)

Also, Monster Girls who tame actual monsters are cute! CUTE!
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>>14823783
>>14823789
>>14823795
You know what, you 3 get irreversibly Alped.

One bloomin' job... it's like taking a multiple choice test that only asks for A or B and then scribbling in a C instead!

>>14823782
>>14823791
Throw a 10 sided dice, 1-6 is Victory, 7-8 is Death, 9-10 is Defeat and Escape while losing an arm.

>>14823806
>>14823841
>>14823859
It just works. Sorry, I mean it's magick. Also you can get some jobs but you're a shota and a MG so don't expect to be high rollers.
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>>14823880
OK I'm alped but do I still get to be with the Dragon? I can be her perverted sidekick.
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>>14823878
I think you missed the part where I'm a low level player that got teleported into a max level area for the opposing faction.
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>>14823880
Wow, rude.
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>>14823880
I just wanted her to give me my heart back so I can leave her alone.
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>>14823876
.hack

Well, I hope you're ready to work your way backwards to get home or pray for divine intervention.

A high level angel seraphim may at least take you to the golden city where you can hitch a ride to the lower level rat warrens.

I kinda hope that the minotaurs a meek, pygmy minotaur with glasses and freckles in real life.

>>14823878
Yeah, easy money for a high level character, now newbies fresh from the character select screen.
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LF2M for Wonderland! Absolutely no Alps!
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>>14823888
>>14823894
I've never taken one but they all seem easy. They just want young males to walk home with them and stay there for the night. They're paying a lot for something so simple.
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>>14823903
Steve and Tammy reporting in!
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>Boatposting
>No Iowa
Freedom haters.
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>>14823880
>Dragon waifu overrides your ability to control fate
>You heard right, Anon... DRAGON WAIFU
>YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
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>>14823909
Iowa can't even vote right.
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>>14823909
She's one helluva atom-bomb-baby, that's for sure!
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>>14823913
I thought that was Florida?
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>>14823913
She's just a little ditsy, okay?
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>>14823905
Yeah but the expect you to have profession butler or 'companion' if you want the real bucks, that and you have a higher chance of rolling a 'pregnant' chance and Having your location in real life broadcast to a monster girl player.
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>>14823880
Can I pick the shota option and have the three alp onee-sans?
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>>14823918
Nah man. They let a canuck win their primary
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>>14823880
>2
Sweet. I'll take that godhood, now.
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>>14823921
And then there were four alps. Funny how they seem to propagate.
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>>14823913
Iowa is low energy anyways.
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>>14823921
This anon gets it.

Make sure to molest all of those alp onee-sans too.
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>>14823926
Must be like that movie The Thing, not the shitty new one but the 80s version.
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>>14823880
>Nat 10
Oh good. No yeah, that's just perfect. Wonderful. I mean, I didn't need that arm anyhow
Where's that Dwarfsmith. I need an arm. Don't worry about color, I'll probably paint it
Red's a good colour, right?
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>>14823880
Ok, but can my lich waifu do anything about the shota thing? Perhaps she can only do it temporarily? I mean, it's magic that did this to me, so magic can fix me right?
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>>14823920
It's not that hard to switch professions anyway. Most of the guides suggest starting off as those jobs to gain money and stats before switching. besides, even of they did broadcast your location, its not like they'll do anything with it.
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>>14823850
>That picture

Soon.
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>>14823938
>you could be an Alp and not even know it
You think that's bad? Inside every single Alp, there's a Skeleton.
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>>14823942
>magic can fix me right?
That's silly. You don't need to be fixed, you're just cuter and more cuddly now. Embrace it. Get used to needing a stool for things, but embrace it.
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>>14823949
Soon what? More space pics?
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>>14823945
Yeah, you say that but then you find out that the dragon who offered you a +5 axe actually is one in real life and wants you to 'take responsibility' for impregnating her, even if it was virtual.

You did read the terms and conditions right? Because they're allowed to do that by you creating an account.
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>>14823957
That's stupid. If it's true, then the whole game might be an excuse for NEETs to get laid in real life.
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>>14823911
Quiet down Alp.

>>14823921
You can pick 1 as per the rules of the bargain.

>>14823942
Nothing she can do.

>>14823925
I said potentially.

Throw the dice again, same numbers do the same thing as before.

Except this time 9 ends with you getting raped in the bum by literal male dog versions of Hellhounds (Aptly named Hellhounds) before dying and 10 involves getting eaten alive by a Arch Hydra.

Comically you can actually get eaten by a Hydra and survive if someone chops off the corresponding head in time. I don't care who you are that shit is rad a fuck.

>>14823941
At least you weren't craven anon.
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>>14823964
Why do you think that it makes so much money?

Saw some moron put points into fertility and then lose to a PVP devil bug gang.

Man now has seven of them as wives all of the now wearing maid uniforms.
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>>14823879
>I don't care if it's through the screen, love me properly
>Even if I'm virtual... don't push me away
>I still want to drown in your sound

Anon, why? Why would you hurt us with this? This is the last thing we want to hear.
Although a lot of us would love to hear even that much from our waifus
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>>14823974
>4
Must be on a lucky streak. What do I have to kill next?
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>>14823975
So I just make fertility my dump stat,
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>>14823955
Shh, just be patient.

I bet you thought I was going to say "Yes" here.
Maybe.
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>>14823985
I never had a fort like that. The cats always destroyed all boxes.
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>>14823988
Exactly.
You can't get it to zero but you can get it pretty damn low....Although most players and bosses have booster abilities or stat boosting poisons to raise it enough to make it a decent chance.

Especially the 'child hunters' who PvP for husbands.
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>>14823994
T-tiger time?
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>>14823974
If you can't take my Dragon waifu's heat, get out of the conundrum crafting kitchen, Anon!
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>>14823981
Nothing, congratulations you're God now.

Unfortunately it will wear you down until the next successor comes and defeats you. You can't even interact with the world other than watching stuff.

Not quite the happy ending.


>>14823985
Settle down Alp.
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>>14823879
>Also, Monster Girls who tame actual monsters are cute! CUTE!
I think those bio-organic monsters are extensions of the Abyssals themselves, kinda like a mobile suit to a human.
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>>14824003
no
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>>14824007
>talking to Alps that aren't even there
>projecting desire for Alp
>confirmed crazy
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>>14824015
Wrench Wench Anubis?
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>>14823952
>>14823974
I guess being a shota isn't that bad.
But hey! at least At least I'll be easier to cuddle with.
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>>14824013
We all think that until the art of Re-class detaching her tail comes about. Although, with AD Hime her flying pets can't be attached since, well... So that's why I considered them tamed monsters.
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>>14824001
So refuse any PvP then. How hard an it be?
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>>14824019
No. Sort of. But no.
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>>14823950
Alps are rather spineless though.
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>>14824027
That'll be hard considering you rolled your character on a PvP server. It's okay, every newbie makes that mistake eventually.
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>>14824031
Please don't bully me, it's my birthday today.
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>>14824027
High level areas with really good gear have it on by default and then there's the PVP servers.

I also hear that most of the PVE monsters are actually linked to employees in the company that are available and losing to one and impregnating it will end with the employee being notified of you and where you live.
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>>14824017
You're right, he's a double Alp for deleting and reposting the same image with nothing more than a lame filename change.

Regardless MGE Dragon is weak by comparison.
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>>14824027
>Implying you can refuse PvP
If you wander into an enemy zone, you're treated the same way as any random mob.
All they have to do is attack you. Then when your health is reduced to zero you enter a "downed" state and they can do whatever they want to you.
I'm so lucky my fertility stat is at it's absolute minimum. I got raped six more times trying to find a way back to the starting zones.
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>>14824033
>>14824036
>>14824042
This is sounding unfair. Can't I just play the game without getting married off to some nerd?
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>>14824034
It's not bullying, it's building suspense.
Happy birthday, by the way.
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>>14824054
You don't mean that, you cocktease. If you did you'd spill the beans so we could flick them.
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>>14824052
Stay in zones appropriate for your level and try to avoid vaginal sex if you can. You only get pinged if she gets the "pregnant" status.
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>>14824052
You get good and keep your fertility stat as low as possible.

You'll also find quite a few normal people out there playing as well.

In fact, some guy found a rich kobold poodle out there by playing it...although I've also heard things about some monster girls like hebis, will o wisps, or apophises getting addicted to it.
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Hello
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>>14824068
HELLO!
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>>14824068
Ass.
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>>14824068
Lovely fat wock ass.
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>>14824068
Aww yeah.
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>>14824040
I actually didn't bother with the filename at the start of this, I just saw an MGE Dragon. In any case, the loophole was that the dragon in question overrode Anon's ability to control fate and force these choices... Both are more powerful than Anon... and if you're telling me the dragon in question, Grigori, is more powerful than MGE's, well, all the better for me.

Speaking of paying attention to filenames... I did that because I talked about "dragon waifu", but the filename was Dragon Daughter as per the previous usage... That was totally pedophilia bait, to which I said "no". So I did what had to be done... plus I did it all before Anon replied anyway. GG.
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>"let's take a nap with the baby, dear."

What do you say to this awoo?
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>>14824068
Even though it's not the focus of this update, I really do love the layout notes. You can feel the time and care put into it all the more thanks to them. The modest chest in contrast to the magnificent rear is also an appreciable touch!
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>>14824090
>What do you say to this awoo?
Yes.
You always say yes to the awoo.
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>>14824090
I tuck it in and go to Moe's.
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>>14824090
That's not my baby, and I'm not your dear.
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>>14824090
This awoo is not my awoo, but I always enjoy a good nap with the wife wan-wan and the daughteru wan-wan.
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>>14824090
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>>14824090
>"let's take a nap with the baby, dear."
The more the mofu-er, I say.
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is this place safe now?
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>>14824090
Okay I will.
God dammit I'm going to have a heart attack.
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>>14824112
no.
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>>14824112
Stop avatarfagging.
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>>14824112
It's been safe for a while now, Anon. The Tiger time situation was defused by Dullahan darlings.
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>>14824112
Nope.
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>>14824112
Can I dick the demon?
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>>14824058
I've given you all the information you need. All you need to do now is put the pieces of the puzzle together.
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>>14824112
It is if you draw girls in space.
>>14824120
>Tiger time situation
I don't think we need any more individuals like you.
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>>14824112
There's no such thing as a safe place.
A plane could crash land onto your home at any moment. A car could swerve off the road right into you as you step out your front door. A loose pitbull could maul you to death while you shop for groceries. A black person could walk by you.
You're never safe.
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>>14824112
Imma cumflate that demon and pat her head afterwards.
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>>14824120
>The Tiger time situation
I blame them for the reason we ran out images by page 9. Fucking spammy faggots.
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>>14824090
For a literal half a second I read that as

>Let's take a nap with the baby deer

I don't even know.
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>>14824141
SOPPING WET DOE CUNT
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>>14824128
>>14824133
>made OP
>was actually the last one to post a tiger girl
>did it because anonther person posted the character I was going to and felt happy
>then posted a Dullahan
I should hope that is considered being a balanced poster and that such a person is welcome.
Please, Anon. I didn't mean any harm or insult. I'm a good anon, too.
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>>14824112
Depends. You taking requests for the night?
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>>14824141
SPROINK
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>>14824141
Balanced as fuark
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>>14824090
I'll spoon her while she's facing me, as we both spoon the child between us.

This is the wolfgirl way.
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>>14824141
>>14824145
Now there's a girl I'd like to... Do- Re-Mi-Fa-Sol-La-Ti-Do https://youtu.be/jITsImZdlMQ?t=28s
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>>14824068
Big
Fat
Chubwock
Ass
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>>14824125
>>14824131
some things are meant to stay untainted.

>>14824153
eh.. im bored so why not. dont expect anything grande. just waiting for connection to get fixed so i can stream again hopefully tonight/tomorow
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>>14824198
Draw demon girl Akai with massive breasts or a massive ass. Whichever you prefer
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>>14824198
Pet the demon
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>>14824198
Maybe draw a cute loli Kobold being led around on a leash?
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>>14824198
Zero-G lewds!
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>>14824198
Alright. Then an Apsara in street clothes, close to pic related.
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>>14824198
monkeys and bananas
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>>14824203
Feed it semen?
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>>14824198
>>14824203
DICK
DEMON
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>>14824198
How about that zombie dragon from graystorm?
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>>14824198
Arachne knitting.
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>>14824198
Office Lady Alp and/or Maid Alp
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>>14824221
>Office Lady Alp
I want a CC Alp boss who keeps hitting on me and won't leave me alone!
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>>14824223
I'd slip my semen into her coffee without her being aware and watch her body fill out with the regular doses of spirit energy.
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>>14824202
>>14824203
fem!akai isnt canon and all, but i cant imagine him/her having anything massive. shes a smol girl

>>14824206
sure
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>>14824255
>shes a smol girl
But Haohi is also small/flat. You can't have two small girls, one of them has to carry the breasts. Also Bob's Akai story gave her giant breasts and wide hips.
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You know what we haven't seen in a while?
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>>14824198
>just waiting for connection to get fixed so i can stream again hopefully tonight/tomorow
What you gonna stream when?
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>>14824282
Musclewolf?
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>>14824282
I dunno, I didn't bring my microscope.
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>>14824282
Evil fox?
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>>14823567
Come on m8, it when they got trashed you knew shit was about to go down and Gil fucking delivered. That's all that really matters.
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>>14824285
jabberwock stuff,

>>14824261
cant believe people actually read that.
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>>14824307
Cute as fuck, man.
Thanks.
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>>14824307
monkeys and bananas
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>>14824307
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=akais-new-look-a-haohi-short

At least one person apparently. Are you telling me literally none of the Haohi stories out there are "canon"? That's bullshit man, what's canon then? That Haohi steps on Anons? Is that all there is to life?

Just give that semen demon some big fat breasts man. Be cool less.
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Does your MG waifu know how to cook?
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>>14824282
wrong evilfox anon
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>>14824331
She'll just use magic to make food. Does that count?
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>>14824331
Can I post a pic even if it's not my waifu?
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I want a story about a cute human boy and his waifu with big meaty paws/claws going ice skating. Since she has those paws/claws she has to wear awkward skates. She sucks at skating.

Then she sees her human boy skating alongside some smug Yuki-Onna bitch and gets a renewed passion to try and skate to him.
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>>14824331
She knows how to fry meat with her breath.
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>>14824336
She doesn't look that evil.
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>>14824336
>that grip he has on her
Poor girl is in pain.
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>>14824331
What the fuck even is that?
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I'm going to become a beastmaster! My arduous journey will begin with me taming that Kobold next door!
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>>14824358
Looks like a couple chunks of chicken or pork, mashed potatoes and gravy, and broccoli sauteed with peppers.
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>>14824353
given who she's fucking, i don't thing she cares
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Hey anon, I just stopped a great cataclysm from occurring. Not that you care.
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>>14824381
So who is she fucking?
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>>14824331
So what's wrong with the food?

I mean I'm suspicious of the chicken not being properly cooked but I can't tell if it's some kind of pinkish sauce / gravy substance or if it's just raw.
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>>14824383
Sure you did.
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>>14824349
she is evil anon
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>>14824375
Undercooked meat of indeterminate origin, got it.
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>>14824383
>the neck of her sweater
Worried Laughter.jpg
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>>14824392
her beloved master
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>>14824393
definitely the second one, anon
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>>14824383
You can't stop my face from enjoying your sweater puppies though! Muahahahaha
>>
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that just because you were adopted doesn't mean the new folks aren't your family.

In other news, Fates is fun but Nohr's story is kinda weak.
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What's better than being a house husband and cuddling with your waifu after she had a long day at work?
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>>14824383
This artbook is fucking hysterical and I'm glad it exists.

Ghost-tan the cutest.
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>>14824416
I hope you pirated the fan translation and didn't actually pay for the localized version of that game.
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>>14824416
But this family of zapwoosels keeps zapping me with static. And it's starting to feel good.
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>>14824427
I did the first, no way am I paying for a train-wreck of a translation.
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>>14824383
Okay, so I left the stove on. Christ woman, why do you have to bust my balls about every little thing?
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>>14824427
not him but herd that the us and eu tranlations are different
any truth to that?
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>>14824435
>woosels
HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES!
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>>14824417
Coming home from a productive day to a perfectly prepared and wonderful meal cooked by your Kikimora maidfu who is emitting a quiet buzzing sound from her lower region.
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>>14824331
As no one is answering with a confident "Yes" allow me to share a small story...

One day I went to Anon's place, invited by him and his wife-to-be. Boy let me tell you she was more than a beauty. From five-star gourmet, to M.R.E., cooking was easy-peasy for this Ushi-Oni! Hell, she even knew a mamono recipe or two... for those times when you needed near endless stamina you see?

Oh and in case you were wondering, they're now married quite happily!
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>>14824328
theres none. akai and haohi's story is already over. a story about a cheesy love story of an angel and demon falling for each other and escaping to a neutral world to start a new. its a story that will never be written no matter how much i want it to be.

most of the stuff i do with them are just spin offs, fan fic, parodies etc.
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>>14824435
>Zapwoosels
T- these...?
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>>14824465
Yep, those.
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>>14824449
Practice makes perfect!
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>>14824450
Lilith and Inarius sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
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>>14824450
>most of the stuff i do with them are just spin offs, fan fic, parodies etc.
Well then can you make a spin off picture of Akai with big breasts? Don't leave me hanging man.

Nice alp.
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Earth.
Fire.
Water.
Air.
Dark Matter? Is Dark Matter the Heart in this?
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>>14823618
>>14823474
There are more people than you and me who try to snipe this thread when that time comes.
But not to worry, I simply consider it a fun little competition to be the quickest to make a new thread. Provided that doesn't lead to multiple threads being made Which has happened on occassion.

So let the competition continue.

>>14823618
That is correct, i've been too slow/unlucky for a while.
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>>14824465
What a lewd, depraved Zap Weasel.
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>>14824482
I thought we agreed the dragons were Captain Planet elements.
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>>14824465
>barb will never finish that one
who else will I turn to for my thunderweasel fix?
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>>14824499
Oh. Then what are the elemental girls for? Bending?
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>>14824471
>positive attitude towards Ushi-Onis
MY MAN KNOWS!

That was the exact image I was going to post if anyone asked how she learned so much! I like you, Anon. Great minds think alike and all, you know?
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>>14824511
Collecting them all before the new series of elementals is released.

I still need to get the Dark Undine to complete my "Corrupted Elements" set.
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>>14824520
Man, I remember when the bad guys just tried to make money with the elementals. Team Glacies and Team Lava Golem just want to wreck the whole world.
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>>14824511
>elemental
>chance desu!
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>>14824602
Oh look, it's the Aquaman of Monster Girls!
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>>14824618
She throws sharks and polar bears at people?
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>>14824646
We don't have to listen to this! Swallow, come!
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>>14824618
>Fufufu
>Why not take a dip darling, the water is great
>Oh, you don't know how to swim?
>Well, come in and I'll teach you all sorts of things
>We could share all those fish you've caught too
>H-hey, where are you going?
>Hey!
>I just wanted to rape him...
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>>14823769
Amen
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>>14824484
>Lizardman
Good taste
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>>14824618
>Making me imagine a Seapophis-style Black Manta

Oh, I know exactly why I've got this boner.
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>>14824701
>Seapophis
I am intrigued. I only remember Black Manta from the old-ass Aquaman cartoon, which was awful.
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>>14824713
>Not from the old super friends cartoons
He was one of the original members of the legion of doom, man
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>>14824728
>old super friends cartoons
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I meant.
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>>14824713
He literally acts like the apophis does toward the pharoah, except even more wicked. All I can imagine is an apophis seasnake with glowing red eyes and her cobra hood replaced with a manta cowl.
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>>14824741
Damn. Alpha 5's gone metal.
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>>14824701
>>14824741
Please delete your images /co/
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>>14824486
Excuse me, Anon? Look at that submissive and seductive posture. Clearly this is a Raiju of wisdom... and something more.

Eventually all Raiju learn to control the passionate current running through every fiber of their being. In part it is due to life experience and in part due to growing accustomed to the pleasure that they begin life unable to cope with... other than to satisfy it by any manly means possible.

Eventually... All Raiju grow to become fine exemplars to the most extreme monster girls. Concepts such as "Don't rape. Masturbate." come to mind, incorporating such self-pleasure into their seduction and learning to wield their womanhood wetting, manhood erecting power with a precision comparable to even the greatest elemental magician.

Eventually the serene manner in which a Raiju carries herself serves to speak VOLUMES in regards to her supremely sexual nature. Yes, for there comes a time in every Raiju's life where the only pleasure they'll let hit them like lightning... is that of their dear husband's. Indeed, gone is the depraved beast and now only a woman deprived of her husband's touch awaits.

Be you her husband, Anon...? She, seductive in her submission, persuasive by way of her patience. This immovable object waiting for you to quell the unstoppable force within. Go to her...
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>>14824500
Well, there's this beauty. What you're seeing is only the calm before the storm, however. And it's very, very close by.
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>>14824450
What a cutie patootie.
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>>14824741
That actually sounds pretty cool
Her nemesis should be the sea-bishop daughter of Poseidon who rules Atlantis
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>>14824450
I'm not sure how you or anyone (except for that one Anon who acknowledged Ushi-Oni's cooking) on this thread feels about spider-girls, but... I was struck with a little, hmm, inspiration?

Does anyone remember the show 'Spider Riders'? Imagine making monster girls out of the battle spiders...? It's not as though the boys didn't have good designs, I'm just not playing the genderswap angle here
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>>14824770
I dunno nothing 'bout no spider riders, but I'd let an Arachne ride me if you catch my drift.
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>>14824750
>Didn't see that I already deleted the first one
Git good knigga
>>
Which of the Dragons would make the best Bully?

Which of the Dragons would make the best Protector-From-Bullies?
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>>14824774
Even if she is a big girl? For you?
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>>14824789
Sure. Not like chitin is heavy.
>>14824788
Black or Gold for bully, Wyvern for protector.
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>>14824728
>>14824736
>Meanwhile beneath MGC Swampland, the Legion of Rape discusses their next wicked plan!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hZ-il7Ey9I

I can just imagine MGC copying some of the ideas behind man's entertainment and twisting it to a MG version.

...Not that I wouldn't watch a Lex Luthor Apophis concocting plans to steal all of MGC's shotas alongside a Cheetah Jinko.
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>>14824793
Lexxie Slutwhore is a Tanuki, and she stole 40 shotas!
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>>14824796
That's terrible!
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>>14824796
That's as many as four tens!
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>>14824793
Rape doesn't sound very menacing, a legion of perverts might be more terrifying.
A yeti with a tickling fetish
A sucubutt into consent
And more sinister villains like an Ignis that likes to unplug refrigerators and fuck with your thermostat
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>>14824796
Lexxie Slutwhore will be portrayed by Marcine Zuckerbergenstein in the upcoming Super Wurm vs Prep-time Paladin movie!
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>>14824840
>A yeti with a tickling fetish
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>>14824852
Coochie-coohie-coo! Yeti is coming for you!
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>>14824843
If Bane was a Wurm that plane scene dialogue would make sense.
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>>14824840
>Rape doesn't sound very menacing

Only in MGC could a statement like this make sense. They're lucky the beach exists.
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>>14824873
You lost me.
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>>14824856
>it's a yeti ambush again.
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>>14824876
Maybe it's a bit hard to understand.
FOR YOU
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>>14824878
These aren't Yetis at all!
>>14824879
The plane ish a laddah.
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>>14824878
>when the oomukade venom hits
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>>14824874
Umi da?
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>>14824879
>>14824876
>>14824873
.

>>14824884
???
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>>14824884
>it's a YOU have sex at the beach episode
>it's a YOU have sex at the festival episode
>it's a YOU have sex at the sex tournament episode

Anime was better before all these monster sluts came along. More Yaoi too.

>>14824889
Only 2hus 4 me
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>>14824894
>it's a YOU have sex at the sex tournament episode
Go tigers.
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>>14824912
Invalid choice, choose again.
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>>14824894

>Only 2hus 4 me

Would you hire a dragon girl to guard your mansion?
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>>14824918
Every year these tigers get disqualified, it's like being a fan of [insert worst team of your favorite sport here]. How do they manage to fuck up every season?
>>
I would like a MGE version of blazblue's "teach me Miss Litchi." segment.
>>
>Had issues starting up my computer
>First thing that comes to mind is that I might have lost stuff from my monster girl folder
I'm too far gone, aren't I?
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>>14824932
Waifu must be preserved.
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>>14824932
No anon,you were damned from the beginning.
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>>14824924
Let me guess, with newcow and a wurm right?
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>>14824935
>>14824939
On the bright side it's got me to stop being lazy and back my shit up again.
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>>14824946
>Remember Wurmie, there are no stupid questions, just stupid Wurms who say what?
>What?
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>>14824946
I would love it if she absorbed knowledge by shooting lazer beams out her forehead at people.
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You know I like those little MGE comic whatnots that cerberus guy on Deviantart does
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>>14824956
Anything you can post or give a link to?
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>>14824956
So do I, they're nice for quick comic sketches and he's gotten noticeably better since he started.
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>>14824963
http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/
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>>14824946
I want to be the teacher's pet.
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>Anon worrying over Loen not answering earlier

Cute, I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel a little anxiety over these things though. Also this list really puts into perspective how much MGE fans tend to spend.
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>>14824979
I want a hobgoblin.
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>>14824986
Forgot my image, second time's the charm.
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>No waifu to show off your culinary skills to
What is even the point?
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>>14824979
>violence works!
It sure does Mino-chan, it sure does!
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>>14824986
>Also this list really puts into perspective how much MGE fans tend to spend.
Waifufags are a massive racket man. Look how much the few waifufags here get. Ask an artist who takes commissions about them. If you're an artist and you can get a waifufag hooked and have him like your commissions, it's a nice steady source of income since most waifufags are return customers.

The only market more profitable then waifufags are furfags, but you'd have to give up your dignity for those. You can draw cute anime girls and still look yourself in the mirror.
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>>14824979
if my phone wasnt so fiddly id save the "fuck negotiation!" part
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>>14824992
>That list
Life is good.
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>>14824979
I like that Minotaur's style.
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>>14824992
>Lich is last in line
Curses.
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>>14825024
>"Yes yes, we'll curse them good. But first, we must complete this ritual to test the limits of bestial ragelust a human male can unleash on a willing partner."
>"Take the position in the magic circle please."
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>>14825028
Which position, miss?
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>>14824946
>Teach me miss Hakutaku!
>Wurm receiving lessons from a Hakutaku
>various monster girls, heroes and the odd paladin show up to listen in to her talk about the world they live in, all while wacky shit goes on.
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>>14825024
That's what I get for putting off sending the request until night, I kept telling myself one more game until I forgot what the time was.
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>>14824992
>>14824992

How much dosh is that altogether?
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>>14825033
So if Hakutaku is litchi this case, does that make a litch Kokonoe?
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>>14825028
>Being turned into a relentless, downright feral beast of lust at my consent by a lich waifu
>Fucking her hard enough to shatter stone while she barely maintains her composure, slowly dialling up the spell's intensity
>Getting more and more angry and lust-filled in response to her impassive face, trying even harder to fuck her so furiously that the pleasure overwhelms even her, breaking her composure and making her scream in ecstasy

That is my fetish.
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>>14825046
lich*
dammit
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>>14825044
Probably around $360, given his prices. And that's at the very most, if everyone takes the most expensive option.
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>>14825061
>All that
Man

Why haven't you all learned how to draw yet?
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>>14825065
Because I prefer being an unsuccesful, lazy bum of a writer instead?
I was going to try this week. I really was. And then I didn't.
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>>14825065
I get distracted by porn and video games too easily.
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>>14825073
>>14825075
We're all so alike, it's weird.
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>>14825065
1. dont have the money for supplies or a tablet.
2. Im a better writer then I am a artist
3. >>14825075
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>>14825077
Oh, didn't you get the memo? This IS instrumentality. Right now.
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>>14825082
There is a lot less tang than I thought there would be.
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>>14825077
That's why we'll never get a monster girl gf.

Feels good that the people telling me my writefagging is shit are other writefags.
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>>14825065
I used to draw free hand paintings on canvas. And but I gave up because my hands shale too much.

Still have the painting I did at 13, one of the greatest things I ever drew and painted on my wall behind my monitor.

Sometimes I just like to look at it and wonder.
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>>14825086
not me, i have no intention of calling others shit till i fix my self
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>>14825086
I never call anyone shit though. That's mean.
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>>14825091
Shake dammit, Shake!
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>>14825098
>>14825091
Gah, how can I do brilliant things with such stupid hands!
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>>14825082
No orange slime girls who I can merge with to the point of understanding each other fully?
What is this bullshit? NGE lied to me!
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>>14825114
>no qt m&m-munching slime waifu to hug away your depression
The tears sting. They sting so hard.
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>>14825113
You could pick up the drums.
It's not the same as money for drawing monster titties but you could do a kickass drum solo eventually.
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>>14825122
You know how it goes by now.

She loves you, but you're real.
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>>14825129
But I'm not FOR real, you know.
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>>14825114
Orange slimes are tasty!
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>>14825125
I can't grip anything properly in my left hand since one of my fingers was broken and dislocated.

I tried learning guitar. Hurt like a bitch. because I have limited movement in the finger.
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>>14825136
Well, it's still enough to stop you from ever having a cute, bubbly, caring hugslut slimegirl wife.

>>14825140
I think they're the most underappreciated colour of slime. Blue is easily the most popular, then red and purple get some decent play, but for as much as I like orange, I don't really see it so much.
A sweet, honey-tasting slimegirl would be lovely though. Imagine the taste of her lips when you kiss her.
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>>14825065

I actually tried to learn how to draw but I'm so terrible at it so I got discouraged pretty quickly. I just don't have the patience for it. I also fall into the trap of comparing what I make to everyone elses stuff. I still have a tablet and everything.
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>>14825208
Anyone can draw!
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>>14825065
I used to draw like, five years ago. It was fun but a massive sink of time and unless I had a reference immediately infront of me to imitate, it turned out like absolute shit. So I quit.
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>>14825211
But where's the cute snow loli? Why isn't she spotting for her husband?

7/10 see me after class.
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Fuck me, winter storm warning, 6 - 14 inches pf snow.
the called of my little brothers school day, BEFORE it even started snowing

Those in Michigan be careful today
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>>14825232
I hear that, the same storm system's headed our way in Ontario to kick our assessment once it's done with you guys.

Bundle up, Bud and stay cozy.
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>>14825232
Bundle up warm and think of cosy canid monstergirl cuddles.
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>>14825241
>>14825243
I just hope the power doesnt go out

where are the Red Wings when you need them?
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Why not just put more clothes on?
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>>14825241
>Autocorrect turned 'asses' into 'assessment'.
God I hate this fucking phone.

>>14825244
I certainly hope not, I work outside and I'll be pretty sour if I come home to a house with no power.

I haven't exactly got any Yeti cuddles to fall back on if the heat goes out.
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>>14825273
Anon please don't die from hypothermia.
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>>14825273
this is one of the reasons why i like elementals
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Flow Kelp! With one of eight essential prizes inside!
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>>14825318
You mean she's pregnant again?
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>>14825318
What prize?
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>>14825318
Her eyes are beautiful. I love the different shades of green flecks in them.
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>>14825318
>With one of eight essential prizes inside!
What is the prize and how do I get it?
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>>14824932
This reminds me, I need to back up my stuff sometime. I've had years worth of pictures and porn lost before due to issues and not backing up, I should learn my lesson and not lose the nice monstergirl collection I've gathered.
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>>14825024
I don't care, we're finally getting a Lich drawing by someone who can probably do her justice outside of KC.
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>>14825348
I saw barb did a fine job
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>>14825362
>hfw SJWs holler at her not to dress like a slut to please men while she's on campus
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>>14825362
He's improved, but his faces still need work in my opinion.I love the concept, though. Lich in a hoodie is amazing, I just want to see one in a labcoat now.
Come to think of it, this sketch of one wearing a tight sweater was nice. Tight sweaters and big tits are always a winning combination.
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If I've written something that's had very little to no combat, does it make sense to suddenly have my travelers accosted by monsters, simply because they're on the open road? Or should I just give them plot-cloaks of invisibility and have them merrily continue from point A to B, whereas something like bandits is highly likely in the area? Does this blur genres or something?
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>>14825348
I've always liked this one, the breasts are a bit on the large side compared to the profile and she's missing the slight bags under her eyes but apart from that it's pretty nice.

Barb's is pretty nice too but it's a more modern take on her, so it'd be nice to have more art of the base design. I've always hoped that Mono will draw a Lich some day, even if it is an OC to be friends with Abigail.
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>>14825369
Monster Girls in Burkas when?
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>>14825382
I hate mailboxes, so preferrably never.
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>>14825318
Flow Kelps are cute
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>>14825379
Not necessarily. What kind of story is it? Adventure? Comedy?
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>>14825362
That rune-like mark on her thigh is kind of interesting. I wonder if she has more like, maybe to augment her magic.

Now I wish there was some monstergirl game where you could play as a lich, and the upgrades are magical runes that decorate her body and glow when you use the relevant power.
I think there's been a game like that before, but I can't really remember. Some third person action adventure, I'm pretty sure.
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>>14825390
I don't even know. Slice of life/coming of age? Never really thought about it.
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>>14825380
>Mono doing a Lich
I hope he doesn't because that would probably be the end of my dick if he does
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>>14825379
I don't see why they couldn't get into a fight, I mean, it's dangerous on the roads these days.
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>>14825380
I could see a lich drawn by mono being really good.
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>>14825379
The old school way to do it without combat would be to have them group up with some other travelers they meet on the road for safety in numbers. Could be anything from a farmer bringing his goods to market to pilgrims to a full blown caravan that has guards.

Bonus, you get to make some interesting side characters that stick around during the journey and can act as an easy vehicle for some exposition outside your characters' experience.
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>>14825397
>never thought about what kind of story you were writing
Anon, please.
Anyway, it doesn't have to end in your characters easily fending the bandits off like the average anime/game characters. Maybe they could get their asses kicked, or be forced to run away.
Maybe if you're good you could pull off them talking their way out of it, or being saved by a patrol of soldiers/warrior monstergirls.
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>>14825405
>>14825407
Ah, I just thought of something that isn't *teleports behind you*. Thanks, anons.
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>>14825382
>monstergirls
>not men
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>>14825393
>That rune-like mark on her thigh is kind of interesting. I wonder if she has more like, maybe to augment her magic.

It's a pleasure rune, anon. Lich has one of those in her profile picture.
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Gingerbread woman when?
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>>14825445
>You will never make a Lich squirm while hiding her face by licking her pleasure rune
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>>14825445
Oh yeah. I've never really noticed it before now.

I still would like it better if it was a more generally functional rune.
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>>14825456
>I still would like it better if it was a more generally functional rune.

A Lich would probably argue that it is, what with their research being exclusively aimed at causing the biggest orgasms ever.
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>>14822967
Where's that poodle greentext from a few threads back? We need more of that.
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>>14825448
Wouldn't that basically be a Cockatrice, except she also gets off from her mate nibbling on her?
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>>14825463
If I have the time, I'll finish writing something cosy for you to read, if you're into big meaty paws.
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>>14825448
>KC makes a monster made of sweets

>SHE TASTES SO GOOD YOU CUM WHEN EATING ANY SWEETS EVER AND SHE'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR ALSO YOU GET MAMONO DIABETES WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX OR YOU GO INTO HYPOGLYCEMIC SHOCK.
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>>14825470
Like a Cockatrice/Golem.
>>14825473
Can you do better?
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>>14825472
oh boy, i await this
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>>14825473
>WHEN YOU EAT HER SHE DOESN'T DIE BUT HER BODY SHRINKS DOWN INTO THE FORM OF A LOLI AND YOU CAN MAKE HER BIG AGAIN BY GIVING HER SOME OF YOUR "CAKE BATTER"
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>>14825479
>can you do better?
I was only mimicking the great KC's average profile, anon. Perhaps you should ask the man himself.
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>>14825459
That's true. But I would still be pretty amazed if I saw a lich with enough magical power to directy create a meteor shower display, or focus the power of an entire thunderstorm into the palm of her hand.
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>>14825495
They're not low leveled mages anon, a Lich is supposed to be the top dog when it comes to magic in most settings.
Hell, from what I gather she's only behind Baphomets and Lilims for sheer magical power.
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>>14825501
>>14825495
Post succubus lord liches probably have much lower power levels than they used to, since they're all about the eromancy now.
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>>14825466
I know exactly the one you're talking about but regretfully I can't seem to find it, how sad.
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>>14825501
Dragons are number two in magic, anon. Baps/Arch Imps/Dark Matters are 3'ish, but they're all super close. Wights are above liches in the undead magic and power foodchain though. MGE liches are pretty heavily nerfed compared to what they're based on.
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>>14825517
This is true in a way.
I bet a pre-succubization Lich would facepalm hard on seeing what their 'modern' kin are doing with their power.
Liches are supposed to be the most dreadful and dangerous of all the undead in fiction, but in the MGE setting they nerf themselves hard by only giving a fuck about sex and magic that involves it.
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>>14825527
>Wights are above liches in the undead magic and power foodchain though.
Uh...what?
I'm yet to see a setting where this is the case. Wights may outrank them in terms of the hierarchy being undead royalty, but Liches are all about pure magic.
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>>14825527
>Wights are above liches in the undead magic
Everything else you said was right, but this is plain wrong.
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>>14825517
>>14825529
So. Story about a lich who seeks only power, and wants to resist the Demon Lord's hateful and tempting changes to the world when?
It'd be interesting seeing a different spin on monstergirls like that. A monstergirl who's body, and even their mind and soul has been changed so they're meant to be all about sex, but they try to oppose it out of spite, and because they weren't ever interested in sex and pleasure on a personal level.
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>>14825543
I was writing a story about it ages ago, but it all fell apart horribly.
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>>14825527
A lich is a powerful sorcerer who dedicates their life and then undeath to learning the most powerful magic.
A wight is essentially an undead king or hero.
I don't get how you'd think a wight would be a better mage than the undead who specializes in magical research. Did KC say this at one point or something?
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>>14825537
>>14825541
>>14825558

They rule the undead, even over other ridiculously powerful undead like vampires AND are the only ones able to make their own undead version of a demon realm on par with a pharoah or a lilim.

I know where you're coming from, it irks me with a DnD background too, but that is true.

If you want to really blame something, blame wight coming out after the lich and suffering KC power creep. Now are all wights that powerful? Nah, there's way too many. But they do consistently occupy the top spot. Honestly KC needs a couple other undead to differentiate the power levels. Let's compare the chain for a succubus to a vanilla zombie.

lesser succubus>succubus>arch succubus/lilim
zombie>wight>____

If he just filled that out, it would cause less problems.
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I want to write a one-shot, anyone got any ideas?
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>>14824912
>tournament
You're on.
Yoroshiku~ne!
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>>14825562
Oh, you mean in KC terms? Yeah, probably then.
I still think it's bullshit that a Wight of all things is supposed to be higher in power than a being that traditionally is meant to be final boss levels of undead magical clusterfuck, but this is MGE, where a goat loli is supposedly one of the greatest mages of all.
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>>14825566
Jiangshi obtains a pogo stick.
Can't stop the hop.
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>>14825562
I just assumed the reason Liches aren't in control is due to the whole "being a wizard" deal:
They're insanely powerful but they care more about SCIENCE than ruling the world. It fits in with the canon and shits less on the original concept.
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>>14825566
A seasoned explorer finds a khepri lost and near death in the desert, protecting her slowly diminishing, pearl-sized mana orb. He saves her and they become friends.
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>>14825575
That sounds way too zany for me.
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>>14825523
Damnit man we need that greentext! Or at least did someone pastebin it?
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>>14825578
I can sort of dig it.
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>>14825566
A guy gets caught by a Hobgoblin who wants to look big in front of her tribe of goblins. The guy outsmarts her easily due to her being a wurm grade idiot and then accidentally ends up with her seeing him as "the boss" because of this.
I was going to write this, but I just don't think I could pull it off right.
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>>14825585
>wurm grade idiot
Dropped. Racism like this is problematic.
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>>14825219
Snow loli you say...?
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>>14825578
Seconding this. Khepris are cute.
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>>14825232
>>14825241
Toronto here. Yup, it's quite the surprise. Having the bathroom's renovated rather beautifully, but my pals may have to head home early today with the sudden blanket of snow that's slowly, but surely falling.
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>>14825579
Man obtains a pogo stick in an attempt to bond with his jiangfu, being a man and main character of a story a terrible fate befalls him, he fucks up his leg!, and has to be nursed back to health.

Awkward clumsy nursing ensue.

Pogo sticks are 100% serious business
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>>14825244
>spoiler
Red-winged Wyvern - http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#1
Red-winged Gandharva - http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#19
Red-winged Dragon - http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#8
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>>14825610
Needs more pink
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>>14825594
>>14825578
Khepri it is, I guess.
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>you'll never be gang raped by faceless, monster MILFs
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>>14825622
That's a good way to end up mindbroken.
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>>14825619
Nice. It'd be neat if you do something interesting with her mana ball, too. Make it grow larger as she recovers with the explorer's help. Maybe flickers and slivers of colour in it can reveal not just her emotions, but the emotions of people from which it's absorbing ambient mana/spirit energy from. Hell, it could even change consistency, depending on several factors.

Use your imagination, and you could make khepris as interesting as the best of them.
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>>14825626
And?
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>>14825632
That's bad.
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>>14825318
>Flow Kelp
For some reason this image brought this lovely song racing back to mind. It... actually near sums up the feelings you'd have spending your days filling a Flow Kelp with joy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_2404hJlkg

>"Show me your ticket to the moon"
From the bottom of the ocean, the bottom of her heart, she's always been seeking greater heights earnestly

>"Before we are lost at sea once more"
Self explanatory really

Also, I'm sure that her excess kelp contains many essential nutrients!
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>>14825633
Bad to the bone
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>>14825631
I can try.
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>>14825463
>Dullahan alone in snow
All the best to you 'Han Snowlo!
[/spoiler]I'm cooped up at home thanks to the storm, too[/spoiler]
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>Blackmailed and raped by a MILF Manticore
>She ara aras and laughs at the hateful glare you give her as she uses her tail pussy to milk you
>After the first two loads inside her tail she lowers her main pussy onto you and it isn't long before you're shamefully crying out in pleasure and reaching for her breasts of your own free will
>After you're both completely spent she takes a few pictures of you covered in bodily fluids and tells you that next time she'll bring friends
>Her friends are MILF versions of the rest of smug squad
This is the kind of material monster girls would make doujins of.
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>>14825633
Is it anon? To be a mind broken, always willing sex slave to a mature MG? Is it really that bad?
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>>14825622
Surely you wouldn't want them to also give your human girlfriend they brought along have a go with you, only to make you loudly declare whose pussy's superior afterwards?
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>>14825643
But I wanted to live my own life! I was going out with a nice younger girl!
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>>14825575
>"Hip hop" ain't dead it lives in Zipangu
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>>14825641
poor anon, will he ever spoiler correctly?

just a tip, use "CTRL + S"
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>>14825644
Yes. Will they offer to help her by turning her into a monster later if she helps them with their rapes?
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>>14825642
>MILF Smug Squad
Thanks anon, I now have an eternal boner.
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>>14825647
Oh, I'm not that guy from earlier. I've just seen people, even those with official names, seem to type this way... Or is it not an actual "style"? You know, like spoiler-marking it, but not really doing so just to signify how unimportant said part is?

Yeah. I probably thought too much of that just cause I saw someone with an official name do it.
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>>14825651
Well I dunno, that'll kinda cripple usual ntr-ish scenarios where it's about hopelessness for the good guy/girl.
Most likely she'd be deem unworthy for something like that, only ever getting to watch them have fun with you and masturbate for her service.
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>Be tired from a long week at work
>Be in your office ready to fall asleep but you need to mail bill
>Fall asleep.
>Maus Daughterus all decide to help you and make 'Operation Happy Daddy.'
>They all break up into squads to complete the tasks.
>Some fold the payments up and place them in the letters before carrying them to the mailbox
>Another team brings a pillow and lifts you head to put you on it
>Another team works to make you a cup of coffee
>And the last team puts a blanket over you.
>All in a pikmin style way.
>After doing that, all of them fall asleep on the table in one big pile
How does this make you feel?
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>>14825652
>MILF Hellhound, Kakuen, Manticore and Cheshire
I'm not sure if I could handle such smug MILFs.
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>>14825662
Do they all hum a cutesy tune while doing it? Just loud enough that they all hear it to match their movement with the beat, but soft enough to not wake you up?
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>>14825662
Hold the fuck up, no one told me you could treat daughterus like pikmin. This changes everything. The possibilities!
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>>14825672
Let's take it one at a time then. I posted this earlier. Can you handle it?>>14822559
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>>14825658
But her boyfriend was already stolen from her, and know she knows how much better monsterpussy is. I"m sure they would find a sick joy in teaching her to act like them, preying on men and raping them senseless before they monsterize her.
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>>14825680
>Can you handle it?
I could probably handle a Manticore this size. Oh who am I kidding, a lolicore could probably dominate me with ease too.
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>>14825685
This all reminds me of a sick idea I had this morning. Let me say it now and let's all agree to never let this see the light of writefag day...

Girl likes guy. Finds out guy is not exactly "no homo bro". Lilim, Demon, Succubus, some one of them... they convince her through some means to take him before it's too late and he Alps (so it's the fear of losing him and watching him become a monster). Basically drives her to rape him as close to the way a monster girl can in a specific place, the magic circle transforming both of them into new and powerful servants, caring less and less, especially the girl, as they transform. They the end off united in "love" to serve her. I mean, it's kind of a sweet end, but through very, very bitter means.

Hell, we could even get creative and say it was set in a fishing village by the sea, with a particularly mischievous Nereid singing a siren song only she could hear

It literally popped into my head like the little devils pop into existence on a person's shoulder in cartoons. My ideas aren't likes this man.
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>>14825705
>alps
>yuri
>sufferingfaggoty

Yeah, that sucks pretty hard bro.
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>>14825694
>lolicore
Ah, yes. Adorable as ever. As long as she wasn't under-aged in Human or Manticore years, I would totally date one, too.
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So I thought that the lost Khepri would shrink and grow according to the condition of her mana-ball, and at the start she'd be small enough to fit on a palm.
Thoughts?
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>>14825709
No yuri in there and that's because the alping is prevented, but I agree that it's a bottom-of-the-pile idea. No... it's at the VERY TOP of the incineration pile. Plus, I'd really rather not have Nereid's gain a bad story like this under their name.
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>>14825705
And this popped into my head while I was reading that.
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>>14825721
The less comprehensible it is to other people, the better.
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>>14825705
I sorta like it.
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>>14825716
>Miniature Khepris
That sounds adorable, I want some.
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>>14825716
Now that's pretty cute. I like it.
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>>14825735
>>14825737
Right then. I'll get off your hair now.
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>>14825716
Totally non-canon for one. Doesn't really make sense for two. Think about it. I mean what, all the ones that have been married for a couple decades are twenty feet tall?

Plus it's not exactly like you burn through a lifetime of pure magic like drinking water. That stuff is carefully cultivated. Most people just chuck DE straight out the window though, so using it at all creates a whole bevy of problems.

>Her mamanobama is running out and she's stranded in the desert! But a guy finds her.
>Okay. So uh, end of story then. They fuck and everyone is saved.
>No. He has to guide her out of the desert and take care of her.
>So, the creature that is native to the desert, is somehow lost in her own desert and gets rescued by a stranger, a walking talking paradise of limitless food and energy because he is a man, and somehow there's still a problem?

There's a number of solutions to those issues but you really need to think it all through.
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>>14825742
And now I don't know anymore.
>Totally non-canon
At least this doesn't matter to me.
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>>14825746
Fuck that guy, do your story. Khepris are cute and anything to make them even cuter is great.
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>>14825755
But he's got so many problems with it. I'd have to address those things.
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>>14825728
It's the ultimate bittersweet

On one hand:
-Alping is prevented
-The guy doesn't monsterize alone
-They have a place to go when they leave the village

On the other hand:
-Girl rapes him to prevent it
-Guy has heart taken over by near-yandere girl
-All seems like an Alp hater's wet dream, but hate isn't what we need
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>>14825755
Fuck you. I didn't tell him not to do it. I said think it through.

You could have a khepri miniaturized through a curse and dumped out in the middle of the desert as exile from her kingdom or something. The issue is the mechanics and the hows and whys, not "Cute tiny monstergirls being cute".
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>>14825762
Who cares if he has problems with it. He's a dirty Armenian, his opinions are shit anyway.
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>>14825765
It doesn't make sense though, what with gay human boys staying human boys and only turning alp when they monsterize. So forcing him to monsterize would just make him into an alp.
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>>14825755
>>14825768
>calm down
>touch fluffy Sphinx tail
>talk about cute MGs like civil people
>resume helping craft a cute, comprehensible Khepri story
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>>14825775
Faggots like you are why it's tough to get legit criticism on stories here these days.
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>>14825742
Keep in mind that he's just writing a short one-shot.
While I agree, now that I think of it, that having the Khepri's size be proportional to the amount of energy she has stored can be a little weird, I think what he had in mind was to have her grow to full size, not keep growing.
Perhaps she used what was left of her magical ability to shrink herself to conserve energy?
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>>14825778
Normally, yes. Which means she'd tragically do all that for nothing more than to have the best gal-pal she could ask for.

But this went along the route of her "persuading" him to change his inclinations or at least who he "loved" so he doesn't Alp at least, which is why it seemed like Alp hater's wet dream.
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>>14825783
A wizard did it?
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>>14825783
Sphinx is a dumb monster girl. I bet I could beat every single one of her stupid riddles.
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>>14825802
Okay.
You cast me away when you need, then pick me up again when you don't.
What am I?
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>>14825318
This Kelp looks like she absorbed a lot of liquid.
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>>14825795
The alp hater's wet dream (and by extension, the most objectively ideal situation) is that alps should be ignored and forgotten outright. Just strike them as a concept from the collective consciousness.
Like The Last Airbender movie, or Metroid Other M.
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>>14825809
Anchor?
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>>14825809
I know this one, an anchor
>tfw riddles have always been more about memorizing the answers than actually figuring them out
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>>14825816
L-lucky guess!

On me you find cities without people, rivers without water, and forests without trees. What am I?
>>14825818
If you've heard it before it doesn't count.
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>>14825802
>I bet I could beat every single one of her stupid riddles.

What has 4 limbs and holds up a white flag when it lies on its back?
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>>14825622
>MILFs
Good, I don't want to end up as used goods courtesy of used goods.
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I want to be such a creep even Monster Girls will be freaked out!
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>>14825825
A map?

>>14825826
Give me a minute, that one's a bit tough.
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>>14825845
>A map
You're cheating, aren't you? Fine.

What room can no one enter?
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I want to form a party of righteous heroes and go on a quest to defeat an evil underground society of Mindflayers

I want to realize that we came too late and their plans of corruption have already started

I want to fight until we reach a bitter defeat and give into despair

I want to leave my companions behind at the mercy of the Mindflayers as I go in hiding and become a hermit for over a decade

I want to come back to civilisation only to witness the enslaving of mankind by monster girls, led by The Great Old One
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>>14825851
A Broom.
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>>14825845
>Give me a minute
>It's been three minutes
>Maybe you just saw it though
You're getting warmer, Anon. The answer is definitely something that's "in need of a minute".
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>>14825851
Mushroom.
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>>14825858
Acceptable.

The one who makes it has no need of it, the one who buys it has no use for it, the one who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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>>14825853
Give 'flayers a chance!
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>>14825853
Then you realize that you're the only one left because they tricked you all into fighting each other as a form of self-defense.

They got the jump on you before you even knew it because they had the home-field advantage.

You killed all your team mates, Anon.
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>>14825863
A coffin, don't ask how I know that.
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Stupid, lazy anons playing with stupid lazy Sphinx. Who needs you anyway?
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I thought all the sphinx riddles would be sexual innuendos now
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>>14825872
What is broken without being held?
>>14825877
What's four feet long and has a big knob in the end?
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>>14825873
We're not "playing"! Anon is being tested before he can approach the higher-ups such as yourself! So far he still hasn't answered my riddle >>14825826

The answer is something so common to MGE too.
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>>14825860
I got nothing.
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>>14825873
What monster girl has the best feet?
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>>14825881
A promise.
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>>14825886
An anon flat on his back, his "flag" stained white after surrendering to his "punishment" for his insolent words.
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>>14825893
Oh that's fucking cheating. That dumb cat is getting spanked.
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>>14825881
>What's four feet long and has a big knob in the end?
My dick.
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>>14825887
Your waifu, Anon. Your waifu. For what better feet are there than those that help your relationship keep moving forward?
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>>14825891
Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will.
I swear on Hathor's tits, if you're googling these there's a special place in Hell getting heated up for you.
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>>14825900
Onions.
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>>14825900
Onion.
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>>14825904
I follow you wherever you go. The more of me you take, the more you leave behind.
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>>14825873
That anubis has no right to talk about laziness. She's secretly just as lazy once you start to pamper and massage her.

>>14825887
Anubi, wyverns, pharaohs, valkyries and demons all tie for it, in my mind. But there's probably more I'd gladly fawn over. With so many different types, each with their own advantages, you can't narrow it down to just one.
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>>14825907
Footsteps.
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>>14825917
What sits in a tree, weighs an ounce and is deadly?
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>>14825894
Originally I was going to say that it held the flag up without the use of any of its limbs, but you thought you were so clever, so... I didn't think you needed the handicap.

Now then...
SPANK THE KITTY
DO IT DUMMY
Nya~hahah!
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>>14825923
Coconut.
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>>14825925
Hah! WRONG!
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>>14825923
A noose.
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>>14825923
A sparrow with a machine-gun?
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>>14825900
Gotta' think of something simple, but original, Anon! Then you get to see anon act like this >>14825894
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>>14825927
Wrong.
>>14825928
Yes! Finally someone with a clear head.
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>>14825926
>>14825927
Hah.

>>14825928
That must be a really light machine-gun.
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>>14825924
Well now I'm not going to, no use giving her what she wants. I'm just going to ignore that dumb cheating cat.
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>>14825932
Anon the full riddle was six ounces, not one.
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>>14825933
>really light machine-gun
The sparrow still weighs an ounce whether it has a gun or not.
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>>14825934
>couldn't answer riddle
>still says Sphinx a dumb cat
>tsundering Anon is cute! CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0
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>>14825937
Well whatever.
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OK, here's a riddle.

Why was the blind virgin shota crying?
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>>14825943
I don't like that dumb cat, she's a cheater and will not get any love from me.
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>>14825947
Because his guide-dog was a mean Hellhound who wanted to rape him?
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>>14825947
Because the story about him and the hellhound never got finished, as far as I can remember.
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>>14825948
I hope that the Sphinx ends up comically accidentally tripping and grabbing Anon's crotch.
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>>14825947
Because the Kunoichi couldn't bear to kill a child and instead decided to act as an onion-peeling ninja.
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>>14825954
Will he KYAAAA and punch her?
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>>14825947
Because he never saw it coming?
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>>14825954
>literally this
>the extended version
https://youtu.be/5LlQNty_C8s?t=6s
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>>14825523

>Not posting superior version
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>>14825948
>>14825957
Of course he will. After all, tsundere Anon does not like the kitty. HE LOVES THE PUSSY.
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>>14825966
Sphinx a shit, second worst Desert Girl.
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>>14825969
>Sphinx a smart, Anon couldn't answer her riddle
Perhaps this is the answer to my commission crisis? I'm sure loen could do her justice! This is why I love not to hate MGs (process of monsterization not withstanding), because a moment always comes along in these threads where they can shine!
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Reminder that flat, megane, twin-tail, smart, and haughty class-rep types with an inferiority complex are the best archetype.

It works with everyone: Kikimora, Lich, Hellhound, kitsune. Well maybe not wurm, but you get the point.
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>>14825977
I hate those archetypes though.
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>>14825977
>Not wurms.

Come on man, that archetype works wonderfully with wurms.
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>>14825977
It's good, yes. But not the best.
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>>14825977
>maybe not wurm
>implying wurm wouldn't try to pull it off after reading about it in a zipangu anonymous monster imageboard and fail miserably by having the hair done wrong and glasses upside down that she accidentally broke by grabbing them too hard and pretending everything's fine and according to plan
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>>14825976
Sphinx knew she couldn't win by playing fair, so that's why she had to cheat.
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>>14825977
Yeah, no.
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>>14825977
literally perfect body
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>>14825977
>flat, twin-tail, haughty
Good things.
>megane, class-rep
And you ruined it.
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>>14825977
>Flat
Yes

>Megane
Optional

>Twin-tail
Hime-cut and ponytail

>Smart
Yes

>Haughty
Somewhat

>Class-rep types
Yes

>Inferiority complex
If you're into that, I guess.
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These riddles are fun!
Here's a new one for you: What's fucking tiny and makes monstergirls laugh?
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I want to grope my Kobold daughteru in the bathtub while she sits in my lap! I want to tell her that she looks cute in her pink shower cap that she wears to keep the water out of her ears before I wash her hair!
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>>14825984
>cheat

"When they find a man who strikes their fancy, they put a powerful charm curse on him. The curse is put into place depending on the result of their “questioning.”

If a man answers incorrectly, or finds himself unable to answer, he gets afflicted with the curse. Men charmed by the curse will probably offer up their own bodies themselves and continue to mate with them as long as they desire."

The answer was literally what would happen if you answered the riddle wrong. Poor uninformed Anon.

Still, even though she proved to Anubis-chan that you're unworthy by merit of your riddle-me-this abilities... you're certainly not unattractive, Anon.
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>>14825999
A feather!
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>>14825999
Haughty mini-monstergirls.
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>>14825977
>Flat
>Twin tail
>Glasses

Just look at all this shit taste.
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>>14825999
Ryuu daughterus
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>>14826002
This is entrapment! I refuse to spend a second longer with that Sphinx!
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>>14826008
What happens if you touch a baby Ryu's reverse scale?
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>>14826012
She laughs at your tiny fingers
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>>14825634
>be a shota with a flow kelp mom
>she always frets about you eating right and insists you eat her kelp often.
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>>14825983
Wurm is better suited as the well-developed and energetic girl who started the year off ditzy, but sharpened her wits almost too quickly. Much to everyone's surprise when the latest test results came in.
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>>14826014
shitty meme, friendo
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>>14825977
>glasses
It's shit
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>>14826012
She'll grab your hand with her unmatchable baby grip strength and suck on your finger until she falls alseep.
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>>14826012
An uncontrollable fit of some of the cutest laughter there ever was for the next hour! Or she'll imprint on you in a "special" way that will only come into her mind when she's well and grown.
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>>14826022
Okay. I definitely like your idea more than either of mine. Have a rare Ryuu as a reward!
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>>14826029
I want that full-grown Ryu to suck on my finger until she falls asleep!
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>>14826029
Oh wow, she looks divine. That autumn/olive colour scheme works like a charm on her.
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>>14826015
>always packs delicious and nutritious sushi as part of lunch, made with love by her and Kraken Oba-shan
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>>14826012
Do baby Ryu's even have reverse scales yet? I always thought they only grew them when they went through puberty.
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I don't get how people can hate glasses. They're cute and if you REALLY don't like them, they can come off.
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>>14826036
A Ryuu would not be opposed to that, frankly. She may or may not take the rare opportunity to give you a fear-boner by teasing your thumb with her teeth before she falls asleep...

>>14826037
Funny that you describe her so. I actually labeled this one as the divine Ryuu under the thought of this being a Ryuu's "ritual of rain" form.

Energized by the excess of spirit energy, her hair turns a red as pure as the love within her heart, while her body turns blue as the water she now commands thanks to you.
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>>14826008
So, Daughteryuus?
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>>14826045
Funny that you mention that. I was just about to double-back on that post and say it's quite likely it hasn't grown or become exposed yet.
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>>14826052
>spoiler
>applause
>filename change
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>>14826036
I wonder if the weather changes when you directly affect a Ryu's body beyond her control.
Say you start kissing and sucking on her claws, and the air starts to become more humid, dewdrops forming on grass and trees. Then you start getting her whole body sweating, using your tongue to stimulate her, until the air's so warm and thick it's like you've stepped out into a summer's day in Singapore.

>>14826045
Maybe they have really underdeveloped reverse scales. Like so underdeveloped it's nothing that could be described as a sexual pleasure even if applied to an adult mind, but still innately pleasing to experience.
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>>14826049
Well that's interesting. I think I remember a greentext having a Ryu going almost super saiyan during her rain ritual and turning blue. I don't remember this pic being there though.
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>ryus don't get their reverse scales till later
>What happens if the growing-in process gets itchy, or even painful? What will you do with a very confused, horny loli Ryu who accidentally scratched herself back there?
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>>14826071
I'm shitty at the greenletters.
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>>14826071
Would they really get as much of a sexual response if they touched it themselves? I think it'd take the scale being touched or stimulated by something or someone that isn't them to trigger the whole frenzy.
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>>14826064
I don't think this is the same thing, but this was the ending to a Ryuu love story "thread" a couple threads back >>14798006
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>>14826071
>implying she won't just shed at some point and get one then.
Reptiles, man.
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I want a Kobold to get upset at me when I start playing with my own dog! And then I want my dog to get jealous when I start doting on my Kobold waifu! And there will be no transforming because my dog is a male dog and is like a son to me!
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>>14826084
Shaggy, plz
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>>14826084
you're just going to get NTR'd
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>>14826081
Neat. and yeah, it was Quicksilver's Ryu story where she turned blue and her hair turned red. It's a shame the archives are down or I'd go check if it was posted with the original greenetext.
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>>14826049
I like the idea.

I was talking not too long ago with another Anon about how golems could change their consistency, proportions and physical features depending on the ground they stood on. They'd be grey, and more squared off on concrete, vibrant, lithe and willowy on grassy land, tall, curvaceous and tanned on a beach, and so on.
So what about the idea that a Ryu might change as the seasons pass? Or, perhaps, as a Ryu changes, a land she's spent a long time and forged a strong bond with might change over the years as she does.
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>>14826096
She wants the BBC (Big Bulldog Cock)
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>>14826100
What if a Ryu changed colors with the weather? She'd be almost like a dire Shirohebi if it were really snowy; that sounds hella fine.
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>>14826098
Oh..? I'll have to look for that story then. As for the recolour, well, perhaps it was inspired by the story.

>>14826100
I'd say that's quite possible on both accounts.

In terms of the Golems, even the flesh Golem that is the Skeleton changes depending on the magic available/in the area whenever she rebuilds herself, so I could imagine the standard Golem being affected by their surroundings. At least as an option since it could otherwise be a hindrance or even danger if it was automatic. That and... your waifu would go through lots of changes every time you ventured out somewhere!

As for the Ryuu, I think it could be an automatic colour change during the "ritual of rain" depending on the season. As for the land being influenced by her that also makes sense if we think the rains that she brings are charged with mana.
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>>14826108
>pure white Ryu
>matches her Shirohebi maidens almost perfectly
>only her size, horns, and scale pattern are different
Anon like.
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>>14826114
Shit, sorry, I didn't mean golem, I meant gnome. My bad.

But you bring up a valid point. A golem who builds and repairs herself would indeed look different depending on her surroundings and what is to hand.
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>>14826108
Want to take a shot at colouring this then?
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>>14826126
I like her stick, it's green and spiny.
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>>14826127
Jeez, I wish I could color. Unfortunately for me, being a poorfag on a 4 year old mac doesn't let me do many nice computer things.
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>>14826126
Anon, onigai. I can only get so starry-eyed over an Oni cutie!
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>Tell Loen what i want for my 7 meter daki
>he says it's basically perfect
>he says that he's sorry that it will be awhile since i'm only number 8 on his commission list
>he's burning through commissions within a few days


It's cute the high expectations he puts on himself

and refreshing when other people will take weeks with an empty queue and that's them being fast


I say it all the time, and i'm biased because what he's done for me and all the Miia art he's done, but i love loen
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>>14826114
>I'll have to look for that story then
Be careful. It's Quicksilver, so expect lots of bondage. Unless that's your thing, then have fun.
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>>14826123
I'd say it applies all the more with a Gnome since they don't have to wait for a moment of reconstruction like Golems and Skeletons do.
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>>14826147
>that collar with a flower
Muy bien!
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>>14826147
Loen is far too good for the likes of us. We're lucky to have him.
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>>14826108
>>14826108
>Snowy weather
>A Ryu's yellow eyes will become a gold-platinum colour
>Green eyes turn crystal blue
>Red eyes become a soft pink
>Hair becomes lighter, and streaked with white

>Sunny weather
>A Ryu's general vibrancy will gain a boost
>Brown hair can look almost auburn
>Black hair becomes so rich, it almost looks to act like a mirror, as if it's hiding other colours within it
>Her scales seem to give off their own golden glow, independent of the sun, and so faint you can't really be sure if it's an actual glow, or just a trick of the mind and magic
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>>14826151
Yeah, that's kind of what I meant. I just wasn't thinking and my mind went to "golem" instead for some reason.
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>>14826083
>implying the scale even exists
The legend about the "reverse scale" is just a polite way to say they like anal.
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>>14826108
>white Ryu
>mistake her for a Shirohebi
>her face turns pink and you have to deal with a flustered Ryu the whole time you're trying to make a tithe
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>>14826150
I- I see. I honestly don't have a fetish list though, so I'm at least curious to see how he executes the whole colour change portion.
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>>14826162
>implying they have assholes
Dragon cloaca
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>>14826119
There are also her claws and claw-bra to account for.
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>>14826168
>not subscribing to the Reptilian False Anus Theory
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>>14826147
>>14826153
>You can't spell "tender loven" without "loen"

So is THAT going to be drawn as a 7-meter variant, or is this a previous piece?
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>>14826174
>subscribing to dragon snakeass
>>
You know what we need?
Cyberpunk Kunoichi.
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>>14826183
But then how can Shirihebi be Shirihebi?
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>>14826174
Well, you're not alone in your thinking...!
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>>14826179
That's my first daki that he gave me

here i'll just copy paste what i asked from him, though i might change my mind here and there as i get further down his list

>on one side, I think i want Miia to be wearing her nightwear lingerie, like these two imgur.com/a/KFgjq but i want her to be covered like the second one is somewhat.
>If possible some sort of lewd smile would be really good.

>For the second side, that last Miia picture is really sticking out in my mind, could you have her lay on her side, maybe something kind of like this? imgur.com/EWaamQm
>The warmth you gave her in the other picture is very key to the whole thing.
>Her wearing nothing on top with her arms covering would be perfect, and for down below, i've been wanting to see Miia in like a red shimapan sticker for years

>And on both pictures, if it would be visible, could you add a little simple gold wedding band to Miia's ring finger?
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>>14826174
Yes, serpentine-types should all have cloacas and non-functioning people anuses so they can still be buttsluts.
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>>14826184
SMT styled?
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>>14826194
Quicksilver's story is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>14826195
I want to be a low leveled shota that gets raped by OP Reptiles!
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>>14826204
What's SMT?
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>>14826210
I quite liked his story, but the meme has been around much longer than him.
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>>14826197
Thanks for the delightful details! I'm loving all the subtle signs of affection contrasting with the obvious ones. I'm glad you're both very happy right now - visionary and realizer.
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>>14826197
You're adorable, Meerfag.
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>>14826212
Shin Megami Tensei, what else?
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>>14826223
Dunno, never played any.
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>>14826212
Serious Monster Tushies
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I want to tie a big red ribbon around my kiki daughteru's neck like a present!
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>>14826257
Mosura, ya, mosura~
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>>14826212
So Many Thunderbirds
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>>14826084
>take Kobold waifu and dog to the park
>waifu sits on a bench while you walk out to play with your dog
>you also brought his favorite frisbee too
>throw the frisbee
>see your dog go after it
>feel a strong breeze on your left side as you turn around and no longer see your waifu on the bench
>you turn back around to see your waifu and dog currently fighting over the frisbee
>when you try to take the frisbee they just growl at you
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>>14826197
More snek is always good
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>>14826009
>After much deliberating...

Anon, riddle me this:
What waters run so pure, so beautifully and crystal clear... that the Nile itself would seem a swamp of filth next to it?
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>>14826275
The tears of a bullied Alp?
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>>14826275
A Jubjub's girly juices.
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>>14826275
I think I have the answer, but I'm too embarrassed to say
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>>14826275
my creamy cock candy
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>>14826281
Say it. We're all anonymous here.
And a fair few of us are sappy enough that you'll get away with it, too.
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>>14824979
Minotaur STRONG!
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>>14826275
Water form a pure undine? Or her girl juice?
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>>14826275
The tears of the one who accepts your marriage proposal
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>>14826281
I agree with >>14826288
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>>14826288
Nope, not doing it.
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>>14826299
Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh.
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>>14826289
I want to hug a Minotaur!
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>>14826299
Do it.

You know you want to.
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>>14826296
An acceptable alternative.
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>>14826275
Ryuu's tears?
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>>14826313
Can't do it, never will do it.
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>>14826322
Close, but not hers.
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>>14826275
The water a man who is dying of thirst sees?
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>>14826313
In Egypt everything is smug, even the Riddlecats.
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>>14826336
I want to punch that smug Riddlecat.
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>>14826326
Anon, you don't just hint at something and then recede like an indecisive turtle. You have to stick it out.

I promise that whatever it is you don't want to say, I've said things and suggested ideas in these threads that are way sappier.
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>>14826313
>Filename & picture
Anon, put it away! It's too smug!
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>>14826336
>tfw no Sphinx to bully.
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What are some good ways to tease a wurm?
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>>14826343
Fine, but you asked for this.

The tears of joy a Sphinx has when the man she likes asks her to marry him.
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>>14826346
It's too late, it can't be contained.

All you can do now is stare into those smug eyes, and feel yourself drawn towards those mischieviously smiling lips, as the smug consumes you.
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>>14826336
Alright Riddlecat, I'll play your game! Give me my first riddle!
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>>14826355
Oh, really? We already an answer just like that, though. Right here: >>14826296

You were fretting over nothing, like a person who only knows how to play the air guitar.
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Onii-chan I'm cold! Can you warm me up by bringing old memes back to life?
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>>14826355
Everyone has come so close and yet is so far. The true answer, the one to "secure" Anon's "freedom" is: Sphinx's tears. Her tears when she breaks the curse willingly and Anon turns to leave.

THEN, yes, he would turn back and ask her to marry him! Great effort, all.
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>>14826354
Just hover your hand on top of her belly, but never touch it.
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>>14826304
Me too, Minotaurs are nice girls.
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>>14826369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pLDrZQTf8

Cyber Kunoichi when?!
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>>14826372
>Going back to her
What a fool, if a woman has to forcibly control you or rape you to get your affection she's not worth a second of your time.
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>>14826369
And now I remember Slut Enhanced.
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>>14826380
Turn off the pain inhibitors!
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>>14826375
Big, musky bull girls!
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>>14826389
Not that one though, she's a whore.
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>>14826369
I know you were brought back from the dead, but some things should remain dead. Memes are one of those things.
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>>14826382
>forgetting Anon challenged her and couldn't answer her riddle
>confirmed for spreading mass media lies
>tch


Proof:
>>14825802
>>14825886
>>14826002
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>>14826380
>>14826388
I need this, hell I just need more Kunoichi.
>>
>Found a decent Japanese succubus ero audio with subs
>First 23 minutes or so were full of great masturbation instructions and light bullying/teasing
>Rest of it is anal experimentation and vore
This is what I get for not reading video descriptions.
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>>14826385
I remembered Sankarea
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>>14826400
I agree. Nothing is better than a sexy lady with cybernetic implants, wandering the streets and dispatching fools.
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>>14826369
>>14826380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmQxXPOMMY

NEVER
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>>14826398
Anon didn't know any better, she didn't fully explain what would happen while Anon thought he was just going to answer some riddles and go home if he got one wrong. She took advantage of him and is now paying the price.
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>>14826410
>Anon didn't do his research
>Anon had one job
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>>14826404
Is the first 23 minutes worth the time? link?
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>>14826416
Anon just thought he was going to have a fun time answering some riddles in a friendly game, that Sphinx should have fully explained the consequences of what would happen should he lose. Instead she lured him in with a false sense of security and cheated in order to win.
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>>14826407
Personally I'd prefer if my girl's past didn't involve getting chopped up. Arm aside, just remember Sam who simply had an awesome cybersuit to amplify their sublime skills.
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>>14826427
Jizzstream fights dirty!
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>>14826375
I want to be Minotaur's daki.
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>>14826336
I want to stare directly in a Sphinx's eyes and get her riddle wrong on purpose.
Then grab her tits before she can cat her curse.
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>>14826435
I want a Minotaur to be my daki.
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>>14826437
*cast her curse
You ever had that moment where you hit post and then you notice a spelling error far too late?
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>>14826423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPqqQPS2RR4
First 7 minutes are relaxation/hypnosis style stuff then everything up until 23/24 minutes is lewd. I'd say it was worth it, shame the rest is so awful though.
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>>14826424
>Anon can literally access inter-dimensional information
>"friendly" but called Sphinx dumb first thing
>"cheating" excuse used again
>mass media lies
Disgusting.

Case closed. Ruling in favour of the Sphinx by the authority of Anubis-chan.
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>>14826452
That's pure bias by having an Anubis judge!
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>>14826452
This isn't fair, I demand a retrial!
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>>14826444
Charon was about to approve of that pun! It was like a play on the whole "cat got your tongue" concept. Why Anon? Why...?
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>>14826002
The Anubis maid probably does all the work, the Riddlecat maid just lies about and hits on the master when he's around.
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>>14826461
Because Charon is for bullying.
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>>14826439
Would you even be able to put your arms around her?
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>>14826476
Don't doubt me anon.
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>>14826474
Charon is for loving.
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>>14826474
But I want her to bully me.
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>>14826458
>>14826465
Nope. If you look back you'll see Sphinx was testing whether Anon was worthy of Anubis. He failed the riddle and proved not to be... but Anubis didn't care. She has every reason to be biased in HIS favour, but the outcome remains the same.

>>14826460
The higher courts are not worthy of this. Pharaoh only smiles at your trifles from above. Besides, Sphinx already let you go. You're the ones who were vying for a case that did nothing in the end. And you lost again. Anyway, you're free.
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>>14826488
Anon doesn't even like Anubis! He just wanted to be cool and answer the Sphinx's riddles!
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>>14826168
>>14826183
>not subscribing to ryuus asking men to stroke their "reverse scale"
>not subscribing to apophis buttsluts
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>>14826478
Okay, just be careful.
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>>14826369
The game
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>>14826486
Be rewarded for your good taste! Behold a confidence and cutness that outshines any magnitude of sexiness - http://i.imgur.com/EqeAFho.gifv
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>>14826488
This isn't fair, what kind of Pharaoh lets her underlings get away with this clear injustice! Screw this, I'm going to Apophis' place!
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>>14826500
T-triple H?
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>>14826502
I love it and I love Charon!
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>>14826503
Apophis is busy making babies right now, would you be alright talking to her sphinx servant instead?
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>>14826502
Who made this? I want to buy them a beer.
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>>14826512
Oh fine, I'll go to a different Apophis. Where's her older sister living these days?
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>>14826516
Babies.
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>>14826502
Holy shit, that bitch!
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>>14826503
Well, now... Pharaoh isn't going to force any man to stay with even the most loyal of her servants. Sphinx shouldn't have undone the curse herself.

But she did.
She did so in good faith.
And now she's just watching Anon go.
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>>14826521
Alright, her other Older Sister.

I know she has a lot of older sisters, one of them has to be available.
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>>14826530
Making babies.
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>>14826486
You act like the two are mutually exclusive.

>>14826487
Puns are bad and you should feel bad.
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>>14826523
I-I know what you're doing, you're trying to make me feel bad for the brown faggot cat. It's not gonna work, I'm smarter than that. I won't be deceived by crocodile tears or anything.
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>>14826522
Rude.
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>>14826523
Which is a good thing, Sphinx is a dirty underhanded liar that doesn't deserve him.
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>>14826532
Bad guys don't get hugs.
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>>14826532
>keeps you in bed once morning comes
>"But baby it's cold outside."
>Toronto snowstorm
>"Well, I guess."
>hugs resume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNheCEUP_A
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>>14826522
Please be courteous when talking both to and about Charon.
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>>14826537
She's in her room holding a picture of you, hugging her pillow and crying.
I hope you're happy anon.
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>>14826536
I don't care. She can pun me all night long.
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>>14826547
I-I mean it. I know the moment I ask her for another riddle and fail, she's just gonna bully me like a mean older sister and put the curse back on me. I really mean it you know. No going back, no more riddles.
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>>14826511
Charon loves you, too. Preferably alive at that. She care for your happiness.

>>14826514
I ask myself that same question every night after the night an anon linked this treasure to me after I made a pun with her name.

>>14826522
What's the matter, Anon? Can't handle all that hot, heavy confidence?
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>>14826555
You're the only thing she's ever wanted anon. If you go back the riddle will be her confession.
Then tearful loving cuddlesex.
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>>14826555
Ignoring your cat-hating lawyer. Anon, please. You don't have to go back for a riddle. There are many other reasons you can go back. Just... whatever you do, do you research this time. This all happened because you didn't do your research.

She didn't want riddles. You did. She just wants you. And she's waiting. She's waiting with those same arms that lovingly let you go wide open. Anon... please.
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>>14826560
>>14826563
Oooh, Ok, fine then! One more riddle, but I really mean it this time, it's definitely the last one! If she wins, she can do whatever she wants with me, but if I win, no more riddles, and no more crying either!
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>>14826567
Anon listen to me, this is a very bad idea. First off you're impersonating someone you're not and secondly you're just going to be charmed and taken advantage of.
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>was considering commissioning some crossover art (Wight)
>found out the character in question is getting an official figure

D- dou shiyou...?
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>>14826578
We're all Anon here.

Give me the final riddle. I'm ready coach.
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>>14826583
But you're not the anon who called the Sphinx dumb in the first place, while we all may have the same name we're still different people.
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>>14826592
Give me the damn riddle.
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>>14826598
"What has two legs in the morning, four legs at night, and is more in love than she's ever been?"
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>>14826604
Oh man, the classic legs at morning day night riddle, it's a human.
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>>14826604
Sphinx!
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>>14826567
MORE RIDDLES? I was right Tsundere Anon is cute! CUTE! And Sphinx thinks so, too.

All right, Anon, riddle me this:
What is veiled white and walks on unseen legs?
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>>14826592
Even if he's not, he's doing a good job at keeping the tsundere trait that the original had.

On the other hand, I AM the original riddler whose riddle he could not solve... and some people are giving him the final riddle in my place!
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>>14826614
But anon, that anon isn't me.

Sphinx in a long, white wedding dress?
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>>14826614
I'm not cute, shut up. Dumb brown cat.

Anyways, this riddle is easy. She should've picked something harder. The answer is obviously doves. Doves are white, and they can fly, or walk on unseen legs.
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>>14826611
You're really bad at riddles anon.
>>14826613
Correct.
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>>14826636
Great, so I can go home now?
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>>14826613
>>14826631
Well it looks like both Anons got their final riddles right, whoever is the original. So, what will you do now? She made it easy for you both times, you know?
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>>14826645
Good thing I'm the original, eh?
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>>14823850
Since someone posted that, what does this say?

ちゃんとファイルの整理整頓をやってなかったせいで、図鑑Ⅰの頃のファイル整理が終わらない! anubisu1.psd anubisu2.psd アヌビス.psd みたいにたくさんあってこれは…

Is KC gonna post HD Anubis soon?!
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>>14826654
Well done! It's funny, because I was going to call >>14826635 an impostor before the captcha tests suddenly got too lengthy to be worth the trouble.

So the conditions for your win were no more riddles and no more crying. What will you do now?
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>>14826629
Now I'm just imagining a trio of sexy sphinxes all fighting on who's gonna give anon the last riddle.
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>>14826667
Go home and forget about that whole ordeal. I just hope that damn Sphinx doesn't follow.
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>>14826674
Seems like a waste not to learn how to cast the sphinx's curse as a reward. I mean, just imagine the havoc you could wreak with your sick riddle skills. Imagine what you could do to your waifu.
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>>14826682
Fine, I'll learn how to do the charm. But after that I'll never see her again.
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>>14826698
Dumb fox.
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>>14826698
That Fox will catch a cold if she doesn't bundle up
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>>14826698
Ma'am that is not proper shrine attire! And where is this emergency you spoke of? I mean I am the security guard here at the shrine, but I was told that some poor sap was getting raped!
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>>14826579
she'd look good as one
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>>14826579
>>D- dou shiyou...?
Learn how to paint. Make your own wight.
>>
>>14826579
>buy figurines of cute girls
>always buy two so that you can 'hot glue' one of them and keep the other in pristine condition
>2017 happens
>whatever I got my figurines
>Lilum sees your "activities" one night
>decides to fuck with you
>wake up the next morning with two sets of figurine girls fighting in your bedroom
>the "pure maidens" vs the "slut buckets"
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>>14822240
hey MGT anything noticeable/fun happen the past 3 months ?

is captain back yet ?

whats the current flavor in case i want to suddenly write.
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>>14826671
I wouldn't mind a harem of Sphinxes.
What would happen if all three of them hit me with their curses at the same time?
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>tfw still no Griffon MGE profile

Is sad day.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H0KFbl4xts&list=PLNUoJfTfqabOLq9aqaQf44h6M4HjSnhpK&index=16

It hates fire!
>>
>browsing other MG sites for content because why the hell not
>get to MGR
>it's empty

Did that site die or something?
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>>14826733
Captain isn't back, but a few dead writefags are.
Some new girls, too.
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>>14826738
There's no real reason for MGR to exist outside of providing translations. The wiki is the main hub for people who don't value anonymity and we're the go to place otherwise.

That leaves the others MGE communities rather dead. Hell the only reason MGU is still alive is because they made their own god awful setting to cling to.
>>
>>14826738
You need to make an account to browse MGR.
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>>14826656
Oh boy, I hope so. I need that high definition fur and toned stomach forcing their way into my eyes.
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>>14826745
/monster/ is fairly active.
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>>14826754
It's a ghost town if you want to discuss anything specific. You're lucky to get 5-10 posts in a thread per day.
>>
Does a a darker skinned Chimera edit already exist?

I promise I won't post it and then link to Gorechimera music.
>>
>>14824770
The girls in that show were so goddamn cute.
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>>14826731
The pure maidens would be ridiculously jealous of the slut buckets. Would you make both sides into team slutbucket or make the puremaidens watch while you coat the sluts?
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>>14824992
>Anubis still in-progress
Ah, be still my beating heart...
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>>14826749
I see now. Weird how they did that, but still.
It's dead even now I can see stuff on here, there are topics that were last replied to in 2014, I feel like I've used some kind of shit time machine.
>>14826754
That place is worse than the wiki most of the time. In terms of writefaggotry they seem to have Captain but after him the difference in quality could be measured in astronomical units.
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>>14826690
Hunh. All's well that ends well, I suppose. No need for the "good end" every time. Sometimes the "neutral end" is fine, too. I still blame your lawyer for forcing you into that legal case and making a mess of it with their lies and bias. Was probably an Apophis trying to undermine the presiding Pharaoh in an all-but-harmless manner.

>>14826734
At that point they'd be vying for your to solve their riddle first or solver their riddle last.

The one who has their riddle solved first gets to be ravished while you think about the others and some would enjoy that. The one who has their riddle solved last is supposedly the most clever and has the greatest rights to you after that round of riddles.

Also their equivalent of 'Simon Says' is a game that will be frequently played among a harem of Sphinxes, consensually and mutually so

>This is the original Sphinx Anon, signing off!
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>>14826779

>Kejourou right after

I think you guys will like that one.
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What did you do to make this awoo upset, anon?!
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>>14826786
I just hope that Sphinx won't take me leaving her too hard.
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>>14826763
I suppose that's the trade off for having an iter bore just for monster girls.
I mean I think /mgt/ and /monster/ get the same amount of post per day. But here everything is in one place, but it's one giant general. While over there there can be threads dedicated to very specific things. but as you said, the post per thread is low.

And another thing is that, because there aren't new threads created all the time, those threads remain a lot longer, so threads doget a good amount of content... in do time.

I dono, comes down to prefrens I guess.

>>14826785
Well, that too. But good things do come from there, even if there are a lot of bad things too.
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>>14826796
I didn't cum inside.
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>>14826789
They're not my favourite MGs but I'd be lying if I said they weren't incredibly appealing.
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>>14826796
I didn't pet her before we went to bed.
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>>14826800
The best they have after captain seems to be beardicus, but he's only as good as our average writefags. I know we tell ourselves we're toxic to our guys, but at least it seems to result in people who can write most of the time.
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>>14826796
I didn't cum outside and I pet the bed before I went to her.
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>>14826796
I told her I don't like Awoos and that I want to date that cool, tall, really strong looking, Bipedal Unicorn.
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>>14826779
Have patience, Anon.

Negotiations are currently underway this very minute.
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>>14826812
They do seam to have a great deal of CYOAs over there tho.
I suppose having slower threads and being able to have an entire thread just for one CYOA is positive.
They also sort of have KF do some stuff over there every once in a while. But in general yes, the standard here for writing is higher here than over there.

We criticize a lot here and that can deter people but when they improve because of it. Well, I think the rest is obvious.
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>>14826803

Yeah. Sadly they don't have that much art; the MGE version especially but Sketch anon has made plenty of art of her though which is awesome.
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>>14826777
I would coat the sluts first then when they can't move, I would let them witness the christening of their new slut sisters!
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Speaking of bad writing, when will the results of the wiki contest be revealed? I want to discover The Room of MG stories. Lilim Tommy Wiseau and everything.
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>>14826840
>"Oh hi Marc."
>proceeds to rape him
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>>14826840
>The Room of MG stories
I didn't know I wanted this.
I still don't know if I want this, but I want to know how it would be.
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>>14826844
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART with your massive incubus cock LEE!"
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Did anyone save that pic a while back of a loli spider caught in a window? And wasn't there a greentext that was made from it?
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>>14826840
We already have that. Alp is our Tommy Wiseau.
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>>14826786
The real question is would they drag the Anubis they work for into this whole thing?
I feel like they'd be really smug while getting her to admit she likes having me inside her.
Get the Pharaoh and her Apophis rival in along with some Khepri and it's a perfect desert harem.
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So Bigger than you or smaller than you, which do you prefer?

Or are you one of those weirdos who wants them to be average height?
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>>14826856
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>>14826840
Oh god, the weird sex scenes with the random kid intruding suddenly become worse.

How does that even happen? How does a sex thing become worse with monstergirls?
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>>14826861

Taller
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>>14826861
>Bigger than you or Smaller than you, which do you prefer?
That's an impossible question for me because big girls and short girls are both perfect for cuddling. So I'm going to go with both.
Imagine being a tall Hellhound's little spoon and a shortstack Cheshire Cat's big spoon at the same time and you've got what I'm going for here.
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>>14826861
If I had to rate them.

smaller=>average>bigger
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>>14826861
Bigger, but my waifu would likely be on the small side.
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>>14826866
>How does a sex thing become worse with monstergirls?
Some things are not meant to be answered, anon.
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>>14826861
Smaller.
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>>14826861
7ft. is my preferred maximum height while 4-foot-6 is my minimum.
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>>14826837
>christening
This is a lovely lewd euphemism.
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>>14826861
I'm not picky. She can be tall enough for me to motorboat while cuddle ducking or she can be short enough for standing clothed paizuri while inside a packed traincar. As long as she loves me and I'm happy that's all that matters.
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>>14826861
All of the above, at the same time.
Hakutaku taller than me ara ara teacher
Minotaur slightly taller than me captain of the wrestling club
Twin Holstaurs smaller than me one is the class president and the other is a shy book worm

This is my dream.
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>>14826866
One word Anon:
>Tentacles
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>>14826864
Thanks man. Wasn't there a greentext with it too?
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>>14826866
>The lilim Tammy Wiseau
>The sex scene is still a woman getting screwed in the bellybutton for some reason, only now it's a lilim
>the retard kid comes in and instantly incubises into fucking Sean Connery from a lilim's demonic energy swag
>"You know I like to watch."
>Lee now awkwardly fucks Tammy's belly wile Sean Connery watches

At least the random "How's your sex life?" question would make sense.
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>>14826861
Don't really care so long as it isn't a big difference.
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>>14826861
Taller. I like my rape monsters to be intimidating, nothing like a seven to eight foot tall Werewolf who can pick you up and carry you off to bed like you weigh nothing at all
nothing at all
NOTHING AT ALL!
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>>14826889
Yeah but I don't have it saved.
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>>14826889
Pretty sure it was something along the lines of a full moon and she tried to sneak into her neighbor's house but got stuck.
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>>14826861
I want a seven foot tall freak of nature loli baphomet.
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>>14826890
>"How's your sex life?"
they probably changed it to "How's your cuddling life going?"

... That sounded a lot better in my head.
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>>14826861
Smaller so that I can hold them in my arms.
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>>14826861
Bigger
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>>14826889
Here it is

>wake up to a loud crash from your living room
>go downstairs to check it out
>one of your windows is broken, glass is on the floor
>and the loli spider next door and her fat abdomen is stuck in your now broken window
>she catches sight of you and starts to cry
>she just wanted to "surprise you on Valentine's Day just like how mommy met daddy"
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>>14826913
Still so god damm adoreble.
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>>14826864
>>14826913
I still can't believe my shitty lil greentext got some love.
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>>14826913
>a giant spider trying to charge through my window
This is going to require two guns.
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>>14826864
What if I went outside and stuck things in her spinneret?
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>>14826913
Afterwards, she went onto become a muscled Paladin Arachne in order to claim her man a better way.
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>>14826941
But she's just a girl trying to put a smile on her lonely neighbor's face.
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>>14826943

What kind of things?
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>>14826927
Love is in no short supply in these threads, for better or for worse.
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>>14826951
Oh you know, a banana, one of my Zaku models, my dick.
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>>14826950
It's a giant spider. I'd sooner a matango than one of those, not even exaggerating.
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>>14826973
It's not a giant spider anon, she's your wife! Did you bump your head?
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>>14826711
>she'd look good as one
That she would and I'm glad it's plain to see. It's not just the forms crossed-over, but the powers as well. The basic idea is that "Kuro-chan" is clapping with hands they don't have at Izumi's performance as she uses them in place of the Wight hands. On top of the whole commission vs figure aspect... there's also 'is she cosplaying' vs 'is she really a "Wight-jin"' that I'm not decided upon

>>14826720
>learn how to paint
I'm not sure if you mean that I should customize a figure or just make my own art. I wouldn't touch a garage kit with a 10ft brush and far be it from me to try and imitate loen's style, especially with painting rather than line drawings.

>>14826731
>cute girls
Still waiting on that figma Akari from Terra Formars man.

As for the rest, yikes! I didn't want to be reminded of that article of used figures under a UV light. Literally used. Wait a moment... would womanhood wetness show up under any light? That's a whole other point of fearful consideration. Or it would be if I bought used figures
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>>14826973
You'll make her cry. She even brought you Valentine's candy.
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>>14826975
No, but I'll bump her head. Repeatedly until the screaming stops and the bleeding starts.
That's if my actual waifu doesn't beat me to it.
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>>14826976
>Or it would be if I bought used figures
>Buying literal used goods
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>>14826976
>I'm not sure if you mean that I should customize a figure
That.
>I wouldn't touch a garage kit with a 10ft brush
Lucky you, you don't use bristled brushes on figures usually! You can use an infinitely long brush! I'd be legitimately recommending this if the starting materials weren't kind of pricey.
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>>14826987
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>>14826764
I only know of a red-head (along with a few other changes) Chimera that can be found on the MGE wiki - http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/7/7f/Chimaera_Red.png/revision/latest?cb=20160210062839

But speaking of dark skin and tiger-like beings, have this "Cobalt Jinko" - http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#10
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>>14826579
I'm almost tempted to watch Ajin because of her.
Almost.
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>>14826776
Indeed, they are. Perhaps they are my answer... Anyway, it's always a bit of a shock to find a show you only knew as a "cartoon" back in the day and find out it's an "anime". A pleasant shock, that is.
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>>14826995
>home defense is edgy
I wish this place knew what the word actually means.
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>>14827004
She just wants to hug the grumpy man. Do you hate hugs?
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>>14827004
>Americans
>So threatened by a tiny spider child stuck in a window that they need two guns and "home defense"
K E K
E
K
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>>14827017
He could be Australian.
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>>14825622
Why do I want this to happen to me so badly?
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>>14826991
B- but... oh no... the irony of chopping off parts from an Ajin figure. Oh no, no, no. Why did I realize that?!
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>>14827041
You're a slut.
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>>14827038
>MGs become real
>The spider girls in Australia are far bigger than any other in the world

Dear god
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>>14827051
>ara~ ara~ spiders

I am okay with this.
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>>14827051
At least that would be a good thing.
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>>14826999
>because of her
Do it for her. Please Anon. Or alternatively read the manga. The extra 4-koma are wonderful chuckles to be had, too.

If it's the 3D that's warding you off I'd say it's definitely possible to get used to. I say that as someone whose first 3D-only anime was Knights of Sidonia. 3D also lends itself well to the action scenes, I find.
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>>14827051
There is an upside to that though.
Giant spider tits.
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>>14827055
>ara~ ara~ spiders
Wouldn't they be abbos though? I think that makes them ooga~ booga~ arachnids, right?
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>>14827051
I'd rather go for a crocodile girl
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>>14826861
B I G G I R L S
Tall is good, fat not so much. Unless the tats are fat, I can live with that.
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>>14827065
>big milky spider tits
Oh baby.
>"Wanna try some an arachnids dairy, love?"
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>>14827073
Still going for it.
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>>14827014
>>14827017
But I have a waifu, a good one who isn't a shit tier spider.
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>>14827068
Excellent.
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>>14827017
>"I'm British you muppet"
https://youtu.be/54cPHvovH6E?t=31s
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>>14827091
Just take the damn hug you miserable old coot.
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>>14827068
That lighting is divine.
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>>14827068
Where's the cat Mia was holding?
Pre-order cancelled.
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>>14827017
To be fair, that tiny spider can still use her web or venom to overpower men much larger and stronger than her. One moment she asks for a hug, the next you're tied up on the ground with a raging erection.
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>>14827100
I have a wife, you (soon to be literally) braindead spider
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>>14827109
It ascended to better pastures.
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Hey everybody, I come this time with news of another wife commission I'm getting.

>>14827068
Awesome, Jabber, can't wait for the finished version.
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>>14827112
She's too pure for that.

>>14827114
So? You can hug women other then your wife.
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>>14827118
>tim
He draws some good shit, especially that oppai loli Hoppou he drew yesterday.
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>>14827124
Sure, hug a home invader.
I know it's not a surprise that anons into arachnes have cognitive issues, but this is a shit idea. I'm done with this anyway.
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>>14827082
>You'll never be tied up by a titty-monster arachne with an Australian accent who makes you drink her milk.
What the fuck is this boner?
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>>14827118
Sleepy-eyed Gazer! So precious! I bet you just want to lift her up and have her fall asleep in your arms. You'll probably get jealous of the bed for just a moment after you set her down on it too!
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>>14827129
She's a little girl anon, she doesn't know any better.
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>>14827129
She meant no harm and you know it.
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>>14827127
Where might I find this artist's works?
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>>14827118
You get a new picture every other day. How do you do it?
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>>14827143
Probably by being broke as fuck.
I'm tempted to commission some Lich pictures but I'm really not sure about sinking money into this kind of thing.
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>>14827142
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5467953
>>14827143
Not that often, it's more like once a week or so, anon.
Borderline unhealthy devotion, that's how.
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>>14827143
He's actually a hired killer who assassinates his targets through the use of a rifle, taking shots that the best military marksmen couldn't succeed in attempting.

As it turns out, the universe has a sense of humour after all.
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>>14827142
He has a Pixiv, but I can't quite find it.
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>>14827159
But that's still a lot of wives. How many do you have?
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>>14827159
>Borderline unhealthy devotion, that's how.
No, it's extremely healthy. It would be more unhealthy not to be devoted to your wife.
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>>14827159
>That Hoppou image set

Erections, followed by laughter.
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>>14827159
>Borderline unhealthy devotion, that's how.
There is literally nothing unhealthy about loving your waifu.

What's unhealthy are haremfags
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>>14827168
1 wife. About 180 pictures of her that I played some part in having made.
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>>14827183
Damn son. You're devoted, in a yandere way.
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>>14827178
>What's unhealthy are haremfags
Rude.
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>>14827051
"Yeah, I need a one-way ticket to Australia. No, this has nothing to do with the recent events."
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>>14827204
Enjoy your 10+ ft spider waifu
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>>14827073
>Wouldn't they be abbos though?
No. You can't see it, but I'm frowning severely.
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>>14827192
Thank you
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>>14827129
She hasn't invaded your home. She's still stuck in the windowframe you edgy coward.
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>>14827130
Arachnes and lactation work hand-in-hand for some odd reason, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>14827209
>archer_reaction_-_please_stop_I_can_only_get_so_aroused.jpg.wmv.avi.mkv.ohhhhmyyy

Just think of the hugs!

THE HUGS!

And the silk outfits!
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>>14827225
And the sex. That would leave you sore.
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>>14827201
He's right though. With the male to MG ratio as high as it is, thousands of men go without a loving waifu to ravish them.

How do you sleep at night?
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>>14827220
It's probably the bondage aspect.

>>14827225
She could probably pick you up and do all sorts of things to you. Like give you a hug with your head buried in her tits. 10 feet of spider waifu means she probably has breasts to match.
What other Australian monstergirls would there be and why would they be the best?
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>>14827212
No Anon, I can see it. I can see it and I like it.

Now, consider the following: dingo kobolds.
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Tell me Anon, what preparations do you have in place in case Amazonians beset your village searching for men?

Not the regular run of the mill succubus ones either, we're talking Amazonian Empire ones with more variety.
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>>14827201
I want a harem of Khepri with big tits and childbearing hips.
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>>14827241
Hide and hope they think that I'm too worthless to capture.
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>>14827241
Fail-deadly nuclear missiles, a cyanide pill, and a wet towel, just in case those first two don't work out.
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>>14827241
Intense training, a pouch full of manticore spikes, and a satchel with enough endurance potions to fuel an army for a week.
I'm going to take one right to the pelvis for the sake of the village.
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>You'll never be aggressively husbando'd by a pack of Werewolf girls
>They'll never cling to you under the covers when it storms out
>They'll never snarl at other women who get too close to you
>They'll never cuddle real close to keep you warm in the winter
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>>14827225

I bet she'd make you so much clothing. Of course even though it'd be a lot of it she'd take her time making them look nice and intricate.
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>>14827241
I'll hide in my basement and hope I'll live.
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>>14827232
Maybe, but hey, the natural bed of silk would ease any soreness.

And the cuddling would be amazing. Semi-giantess factor and all that.

>>14827235
Well, there's all the various sneks, the koalas, kangaroos, true echidnae, platypi, drop bears, and of course the Australian possum.
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>>14827241
Depends on how well they treat their male "captives." Just last week, I watched poor Timmy get dragged away by the Inquisitors. How do I know I'm not next? If you ask me, that monster propaganda that's been leaking through looks really tempting.
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>>14827234
Dreaming of gold and brown bugs that's how.
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>>14827240
Eat
Baby
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>>14827241
Find the biggest and stronger amazon and give myself to her
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>>14827235
>It's probably the bondage aspect.
So some forced breastfeeding in a fashion similar to Peny's Orphan?
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>>14827241
I just wear a suit of cooling armor and cover it with a supply of fuel oil, lit.

Amazons can't rape you if you're on fire.
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>>14827255
I want this too, but I'd rather it be just one Werewolf. Fuck having a harem.
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>>14827209
>Giant soft ara ara orb weavers who just laze around in hammocks made of web, so named for their giant tits
>Hang down sticky globules of spider pheromone laced web that instantly wipes your train of thought
>Thinking of what to cook for dinner?
>Too bad. Boner says fuck spiders.
>Smack right into it while drawing a mental blank and get hauled up and into her arms.

>Giant buff St. Andrews Cross spiders with blonde hair, icy blue eyes and the standard paladin palate across their chitin of golds, whites, blacks and silvers
>Always knitting you stuff with her own unique pattern, and defending you from the sluts
>Wants to someday become a paladin to protect you and the innocent.
>Has a real fetish for being turned into a corrupt spiderslut in the bedroom.
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>>14827241
I'll make my stand. Futile yes, But I will try dammit.
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>>14827285
Christ, they both sound great.
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>>14827285
Gimmie those orb weavers.
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>>14827283
Yeah, agreed. One perfect wolfu to be loyal to, and cuddle up with as intimately as possible is ideal.
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>>14827274
Would they all be as big as the Arachne? Because I'm imagining a couple of tanned Lamias with huge tits and muscular bodies wrapping around me like a lewd caduceus.
The accents would be another plus.
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>>14827285
>Smack right into it while drawing a mental blank and get hauled up and into her arms.

>Snap out of your pheromone-induced state later
>Panic as you see the giant spider girl in front of you
>She cuts you off with a kiss and hugs you, slowly binding you with web while staring into your eyes

oh yes
>>
Six-eyed sand arachne when
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>>14827303
Carn, gis a durry ya cunt
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>>14827285
All species of spider girls are great. Well except the black widows, they're ghetto as fuck.
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>>14827275
I wonder what ended up happening to Timmy. I've heard things about the Inquisition, like that they're not as pure as they'd like you to think they are. Could've sworn I saw some bondage straps clumsily hidden last time they called me in for a "random inspection."

>>14827276
I want to fuck that bug and her lewd sisters.

>>14827277
You know that monstergirl Dingos would "eat" your "babies" in a lewder sense of the words.
Blowjob fetish, I'm talking about a blowjob fetish.
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>>14827316
>You'll never do parkour with an athletic jumping spider who gets turned on by exercise
>You'll never fuck in the strangest of places.
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Did massage anon ever write that Jiang Shi story?
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>>14827251
>>14827275
>>14827288
Congratulations, you've all failed miserably and are immediately captured.

You now get to http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random and accept you're now husband to whatever Amazonian version of the girl you get.

>>14827248
>>14827271
Roll a 6 sided dice, 1-3 is successful sneak and 4-6 is capture.

If you are caught roll a random MG just like above.

>>14827253
Lilim Amazonian Champion takes you as a husband.

>>14827278
You now belong to the Unicorn Amazonian. Despite her immense Draft Horse-esque size she's actually the kindest Amazonian you could be captured by. Enjoy!

>>14827281
Roll a 6 sided dice, 1-3 is a regular Slime Amazonian, 4-6 is a Magma Girl Amazonian.
>>
It's time for a safari!
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>>14827315
I have an accent fetish, and I'm gonna be honest. If a Lamia talked like that I'd find it attractive.

>>14827316
Why do I get the feeling that Black Widow Arachnes would be Yandere as hell?
"Hurry up and get addicted to my venom and my holes darling, then never think of anyone but me ever again. I'm all you need and you're mine mine mine mine mine~!"
Boner why are you betraying me?
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>>14827329
He disappeared after the Anubis stuff, which deity do I need to make a sacrifice to for him to come back?
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>>14827330
>Wet towel
>Being bested by amazonians

This is bullshit.
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>>14827330
>Lilim Amazonian Champion takes you as a husband.
And everything went better than expected. Would she be open to Polynesian sex and cuddling?
>>
Anonlich, are you around?
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>>14827332
>South Africa
Oh what could have been, and what used to be.
RIP South Africa.
RIP Rhodesia.
You were too good for this world.
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>>14827330
>Fail sneaking and get an Amazonian Roper
HELP
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>>14827330
>6
I'm not very sneaky...

>alp
No, fuck you, I'm re-rolling.

>Dark Priest
Eh, I can live with it.
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>>14827332
Somewhere a Jinko is crying right now.
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>>14827330
>Roll a 6 sided dice, 1-3 is a regular Slime Amazonian, 4-6 is a Magma Girl Amazonian.

Roll 1d6 = 2

YOU CANNOT QUENCH THIS FIRE! Probably. Hopefully?
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>>14827333
>Why do I get the feeling that Black Widow Arachnes would be Yandere as hell?
I want a yandere redback, whose home is messy as fuck, but its more or less a tactic to keep me around. Either inspire me to clean for her, or have it so chaotic, it's a maze formidable enough to make even the labyrinths of wonderland envy. I want her to play games and stalk me through it, inevitably shepherding me back to its heart where she ambushes me in a giant soft hug, telling me if I just stay here nothing will ever find me, and nothing ca take me from her. I want to feel strngle calm in knowing that in her web, nothing can take her from me.
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>>14827355
Can you post the story?

She shouldn't be crying if she has a cute human boy to hunt in her house.
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>>14827321
>Inquisition
I think you're thinking of something else. I'm talking about the scary people that like to burn heretics alive. I don't think we'll ever see Timmy again.
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>>14827363
http://pastebin.com/9jMwF7th
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>>14827241
To be honest, the Amazonian Empire tends to steer clear of us up here in the highlands, might have something to do with us being a training ground for the Roman Army Corps of Engineers... and that the last time they tried, we dropped a mountain on top of them. Haven't seen much of the Amazons since, save for the one occasional trader that shows up, squirrelly, paranoid and constantly on guard for traps and/or anything that might explode as she tries to sell her wares.

Kind of a shame she's so frightened of us, we kinda like her.
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>>14827353
To be fair, the Amazonian Empire does not accept Alps.

The thought of a Man becoming a Women and being trained in Warrior tradition is not a welcome one.

>>14827356
You got doused son. At least you didn't hurt anyone though.

Then again you were on fire so you may have hurt yourself inadvertently.

Roll another 6 sided dice, 1-4 is safe and sound, 5-6 you burnt yourself a bit and now your amazonian slime is nursing you back to health.
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>>14827355
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>>14827370
>Roll another 6 sided dice, 1-4 is safe and sound, 5-6 you burnt yourself a bit and now your amazonian slime is nursing you back to health.

Roll 1d6 = 4

MY LUCK HOLDS! And my armor, probably. The stuff was meant to keep off stupid levels of heat, so a bit of goo should be no issue.

Now to see if I can relight the burners.
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>>14827370
>To be fair, the Amazonian Empire does not accept Alps.
GOOD!

Also, wouldn't a dark preist - Warrior just be a dark paladin?
Still, a buff dark preist is a lot better than a alp.
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>>14827368
Ah, I love Silent's stuff.
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I want to be husbandoed by a yandere amazon who was seperated from her tribe since a young age, not having any human contact for years!
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>>14827398
that doesn't sound like it will end well...
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The lewd adventures of space Anubis-tan sketch.
I have seen some people complaining about my heads beeing small recently, tried to fix that in here, how does it look?
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>>14827467
Those are some big feet.
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>>14827473
You know what they say about girls with big feet!
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>>14827467
Looks good, man.
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>>14827478
big hearts?
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>>14827467
The head thing was mostly an issue with the Apophis, this looks like a great return to your usual form though.

Nice work.
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>>14827478
They enjoy foot massages?
They enjoy stepping on people?
They enjoy loving domination?
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>>14827467
I know there's some perspective distortion going on here, but her entire head is half the size of one of her thighs. I do think the head is too small.
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>>14827478
Good footjobs?
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>>14827484
>>14827488
D-Dey be- dey be sayin' d-damn, you got some big feet.
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>>14827467
Looks lovely. Head is fine.
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>>14827441
I'm sure it would be fine
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>>14827467
She got the booty.
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Reminder to never stare into the eyes of succubi or alps. They'll pump you full of seduction and charm cocktails and have their way with you.
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>>14827467
>Anubis
>In Lingerie
>In Space
...I'm sorry my brain just overloaded from sheer happiness at the thing which I just saw.

I'll um...I'll just be...somewhere else...
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>>14827558
But I want that.
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>monsters reach sexual maturity at 10 at the latest
God it has got to be weird growing up with them. One day youre playing pokemon with the cute elf kid and the next day she comes over just under six foot with hips that could kill a man
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>>14827563
But anon, thats daterape!
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>>14827562
I dare you to not fap until the finished version is done.

I octuple-double-dog dare you.
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>>14827558
Jokes on them! I'm almost blind
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>>14827570
Not like I can get laid any other way.
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>>14827129
You're how Tanuki case lawyers get started.
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>>14827576
This man needs a kikimora to help his self esteem.
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>>14827580
She won't like me.
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>>14827330
Carrot soup's on, baby.
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>>14827571
Oh, that sketch isn't the final product?

Hrm...alright. Sure.
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>>14827582
Now is not the time for self-loathing.
That comes later.
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>>14827570
Is it date rape if I want a Succubus to remove my inhibitions with her charm magic so I can fuck her mouth until my semen is overflowing from her perfect dicksucking lips?
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>>14827599
>Oh, that sketch isn't the final product?

You're in for a joyous, fully coloured surprise.
I just hope you can hold out a few days.
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>>14827604
It's always time for that.
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>>14827585
Find and or edit me an image of a brown Unicorn master bandit chef.

Succeed and you may marry any of the bandits you wish or walk away a free man.
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>>14827606
Not necessarily, but doesn't it feel like cheating to have magic help you?
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>>14827582
>>14827604
Hey anon! Guess what comes first?
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>>14827569
>the next day she comes over just under six foot with hips that could kill a man
Spoilers: It doesn't mean they grow any faster
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>>14827624
Realizing that you changed your personality and who you are for a monster girl.
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>>14827618
I have self esteem issues, so having a succubus remove my inhibitions would improve sex with her immensely.
So no, I don't feel like it's cheating.
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>>14827629
>Self improvement means you changed your personality for anyone.
And this is why you're still alone anon.
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>>14827636
Jokes on you, I'm married.
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>>14827640
We're all married to solitude here, Anon.
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>>14827645
Yeah well. I'm married to my work.
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>>14827580
I want my kikimora maid to watch me as I get turned into a mindbroken slut by a bunch of monster girl rapists!
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>>14827660
>Letting your mind snap from mere sex

You lack resolve. I hope they sell you into slavery afterwards.
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>>14827660
I want my Kikimora maid to help me break a bunch of monstergirl rapists into loving Maids.
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>>14827664
It's not just the sex anon, it's also all the drugs, torture, and systematic destruction of all hope.
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>>14827664
>implying they haven't used a years worth of manticore spikes and venom on me in a single day
As long as I'm raped like the whore that I am, I'll love to go to slavery.

I wish I was saved by a yandere girl
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Well, I just watched a weird as fuck ASMR video where a man pretends to be a talking lamp who promises to help it's owner go to sleep. because what could be more relaxing than a previously inanimate object looming over you in the dark and whispering how you should close your eyes now?
Considering how creepy human ASMR can be, just how crazy would monstergirls get doing it?
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>>14827673
>>14827680
You could totally stand through that. You just have to focus on something in your mind. You have to have that anchor. They can take your body, but they'll never take your pride!
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>>14827611
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>>14827689
What if they take my anchor?
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>>14827689
That's what the drugs are for. To fuck with your mind more directly. Alternatively, maybe they just brought a mindflayer.
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>>14827687
> spoiler
"O-okay, senpai, I guess I'll go sleep in the other room then..."
;__;
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>>14827369
>Aranga Blood-Song, General of Her Empress' storied First Army, legendary warrior, brilliant commander, veteran of countless battles and wars over seven centuries that have earned her a place in the songs of her people... has been bogged down, trying to take this one village for three fucking years now.
>She's tried everything. EVERYTHING to take that fucking place.
>And it always fails. Often comically.
>THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FUCKING WARRIORS. Not proper ones, anyhow.
>Yet here she sits, penning a letter to the Empress about how she was again thwarted today. This time by steel drums rolling down the hills, dispensing clouds of angry bees.
>She doesn't know what she hates more about whoever's in charge up there, his incessant resistance or the fact that he's clearly just fucking with her at this point.
>When she gets up there, and SHE WILL GET UP THERE, there won't be a god above or below that will save this mystery-nemesis from her VENGEANCE.

>Hfw she finds out her sworn nemesis is really just some particularly clever, but otherwise unremarkable guy from some backwater province, who wasn't big or strong enough for the 'Real Army' and is only in charge because the last guy who was abruptly appointed him so and then ran like hell at the first sign of Amazons.

I could have fun with this.
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>>14827680
I want a yandere clockwork golem who eventually drags me off to an abandoned cabin in the woods.
I was writing something about it but the whole thing got a bit too messed up, where she decided to begin "reprogramming" him to love her
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>>14827687
All of it would be lewd. All of it.
Also hidden enchantments guarantee that a member of that species will find her way to your bed that night.
Imagine listening to lewd Anubis ASMR and then waking up the next morning with your dick in the the mouth of an actual Anubis.
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Does anyone has that P'Orc molestation image? that one where some based Anon explains what he would do to a P'Orc if he ever had one, i swear to god i had it but when i checked it was actually the desmug the grin squad one, never in my life i felt so dissapointed in myself.
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>>14827695
It's Perfect.
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>>14827687
>Nightmare ASMR
>voice starts off as little more than a vaguely sub-vocalized thought as you close your eyes and start to drift
>whispering gets louder as you're further into sleep
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>>14827703
>tfw no qt pyromaniac to burn your paper hovel down
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>>14827703
This one's got fire in the belly
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>>14827701
Is it wrong that I kind of want a gang of monstergirls to keep me as a rapeslave?
I keep imagining being tied to a bed and raped by monstergirl criminals with fat asses and it's getting me harder than it has any right to.
I guess I really am a slut.
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>>14827723
You don't want it. After you become a slut to monsterpussy, they would whore you out to any girl that wants you.
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So this is probably a dumb question. But do any of you know what the hell cabbage.rar is? Found it in my porn folder and I only remember that I got it from either here or one of the /h/ threads a month or so back... figure it must be a game or something but it's password protected.
Shot in the dark, but I ain't got anything else.

Some kejourou for your time.
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>>14827735
>cabbage.rar
You may want to steer clear of that archive, Anon.
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>>14827701
See, bringing in a mindflayer is just cheating and bad form.

>>14827697
Your anchor is in your mind anon. How could they possibly do that.

>>14827723
No, not at all. I enjoy the idea of it. I would want to resist and see how long it takes for me to snap. Assuming I do snap.
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>>14827723
>Like to imagine being kidnapped and being dragged off into the woods by a huge Werewolf
>Like to listen to rain on a tent sound effects in bed and imagine being aggressively cuddled by her.
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>>14827609
My drive to fap has been surprisingly low as of late, so sure.

Should be able to. Will make it all the better.
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>>14827743
>How could they possibly do that.
It's easier than you might think
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>>14827743
I don't think a bunch of rapists intent on mindbreaking someone are going to care.
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>>14827733
>Implying that getting whored out to various monstergirl criminals is a bad thing.

>>14827743
I have the most shameful boner over the idea of struggling against them and begging them to stop as they laugh and take turns riding my dick.
I want them to keep me from snapping, possibly using a mindflayer to keep my sanity intact, just so I can struggle against them and my "clients".
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>>14827742
I kinda figured it was probably something bad, but a man can hope..
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I want to hold a haughty baphomet with her nose shoved in my unwashed pubes and my cock all the way down her throat until it looks like she's going to pass out.
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>>14827746
Imagine living alone near the woods and then hearing a noise in your backyard late at night.
When you go to investigate it you get grabbed by a 7' tall busty werewolf who drags you back into your house as you struggle to escape, pins you to your bed and then fucks you senseless.
And then next morning you wake up to her nuzzling you and muttering your name in her sleep.
Give her ab rubs anon, she loves ab rubs.
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>>14827746
Oh goodness, yes. I have a soft spot for huge, feral Werewolves.
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>>14827750
>>14827752
>>14827757

What does a mindflayer fucking with your head feel like, I wonder? Do you even know its going down?
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>>14827723
> you will never be captured by a squadron of the Demon Army
> brash succubi, salamanders, undead and lamias will never spend whole evenings running a train on you
> they will never take you violently and snarl names at you as they vent their frustrations for a lost battle
> they will never laugh triumphantly and churn their hips, telling you that you'd better get used to monsters on top after a won battle
> they will never pimp you out to other squads in exchange for a share of their rations
> they will never force you to sex up captured human females before they monsterize them, while they whoop and jeer from the audience
> they will never drug you with girtibilu venom just for the hell of it
> they will never force you to huff mothgirl dust and cum inside if they're feeling broody
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>>14827776
>I will never live in a world where this is possible, let alone experience it
Time to find that rain video again.
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>>14827750
Mindflayer-chan, please make me feel happy by making cold symptoms feel good for me.
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>>14827765
I want to do the same, but with a busty haughty girl like a Vampire, a Wight, or a Dragon.
Hell, even any of the girls from the Onee-sabbath would be good.
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>>14827695
>Shutterstock watermark still visible

Ricesnot/10
I love it.
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>>14827761
morbid curiosity mostly, but do you know what it actually was?
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>>14827781
haha
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>>14827757
It is! Your captors would pump you full of drugs to increase performance and keep you docile! Your clients would be the scum of society and abuse and mistreat you. All that would get you is a cut of the profits after a long day of degrading yourself.
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>>14827785
Dark slimes were a mistake.
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>>14827788
She can't do that! You'd just go out and get yourself sick again. Better to rest and enjoy some tentacle soup.
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>>14827789
Still decent taste. Bonus points if she has twintails and you hold her on you with those.
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>>14827785
You'll never eventually learn their names and what positions they enjoy.
You'll never start feeling more affection for them.
They'll never make you their shared husband/fuckbuddy after the war ends.
Fucking hell.
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>>14827765
This reminded me of a fantasy i had one day, about an Elf co-worker i managed to blackmail and make my bitch for like a week before i felt bad and tried to make amends, only for her to somehow find a way to blackmail me back so she can keep being my fucktoy.

Everytime i think of that i remember that saying "around elves watch yourselves" and feel a bit of fear.
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>>14827798
But I'm sick right nnnooowwww.
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>>14827799
Handlebars are always wonderful, be they horns or hair.
Do twindrills count? I have a bit of a soft spot for haughty girls with drill hair and imagining every single one of the girls I mentioned with twindrills is getting me going.
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>>14827785
If only.
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>>14827723
A lot of us are sluts at heart here, anon. Or at least in fantasy. Dreaming every day of getting wallslammed by the local succujock, of being sold into slavery and sloppily fucked by a faceless overweight monmusu, of having a rough-cut gang of ne'er-do-wells corner us in an alley and murmur "Well wha' do we got 'ere, girls?"
Sleeping our way up in business only to overhear a snippet from the board room of "That office boy is almost a Christmas cake. Tasaburo, you've got a daughter about that age we can set him up with, right?"
Being led nude in front of an auction hall of shady faces in the middle of the night and made to show off the strength of our erection.
Traveling to a less fortunate area of the world, being detained on shaky grounds, and spending a month passed around a starving family of mice as our embassy to the Kitsune Empire sorts out the mess.
Having drunk ogres grab us by the crotch and belch fetid alcohol at us as they quip "Hey boy, want some fuck?"
Of being in conservative monstergirl lands where it's tacitly acknowledged by the local Matriarchy that men should know their place and secretly all want to be raped.
And most of all, being an imperishable fountain of slutty love for the one that matters - your waifu.
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>>14827802
Gotta watch out for those masochistic elves man, once you give them a taste they'll never want to give you up. They'll be waving their lewd asses in your face begging you to fuck them senseless or they'll wake you up with a titfuck and blowjob and beg you to spank them for being naughty.
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>>14827806
Yes, even more bonus points for those. Just don't mess them up, that'll ruin the aesthetic and make her pout at you during the aftercare.
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>>14827812
But what if I think her pouting face is cute?
How would she react to me telling her that?
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>>14827765
>forced oral
How long do you think a monstergirl who still needs to breathe could keep a dildo down her throat? I've got a massive fetish for deepthroat gags but I'm an autist so I want it to be somewhat anatomically plausible.
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>>14827820
Surprise and blushing, then switching back to pouting because it;s all she knows, then more blushing and embarrassment. Even awawawa's might happen if she gets confused and flustered enough.
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>>14827810
Well said. There's just so many ways to be a slut.
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>>14827821
Well, if you did some form of intubation couldn't it be indefinitely?
Like maybe a hollow dildo, or an air tube running alongside it, or a pathway from the nostrils to the trachea?
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>>14827821
Depends on the monstergirl. Succubi could probably deepthroat a dick for at least 15 minutes at a time, sex demon and all that. Monstergirls who live underwater could probably do it for even longer because of their stronger lungs.
Arachne and Arachne variants could probably do it for an infinite amount of time because they can breathe through their book lung.
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>>14827825
This calls for headpats and hair stroking.
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>>14827821
This is one of the many reasons froggirls are god-tier, anon.
Chest gills. They don't need an unobstructed throat to breathe.
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>>14827821
As they are used to ingesting large meals, the snake varieties can last indefinitely.
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>All these sluts around me
>And it's not even the Monster Girls

Fuck y'all I'm going to MGC Beach.
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>>14827821
I saw this while back, I don't know about the bodily accuracy though.
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>>14827832
>>14827849
Thats... that's real sexy. Never considered that before.

>>14827833
>>14827843
>>14827844
The more I think about it the more common it would be among monstergirls. Monstergirls are neat.
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>>14827846
I find that little potato-like girl funny.
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>>14827846
What in the SHIT is that monster on the far left? The grey and red one.
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>>14827849
Hidoi.
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Speaking of mindflayers, are there any good writefag mindflayer stories?
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>>14827810
I kind of want to be dragged into the hideout of a gang of smug monstergirls, tied to a mattress and then fucked until I'm an ahegaoing wreck whose only purpose is as the rapetoy of the gang.
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>>14827865
No.
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>>14827857
A salamander. As in, the real amphibian and not the flaming lizard girl.
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>>14827857
How the hell should I know anon.
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>>14827857
Ears are kind of like an axolotl.
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>>14827878
loli's got pointy nips
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For ten thousand dollars, would you let a manticore OD you on her venom, and then leave you locked in a room with a Cait Sith until the venom wears off?
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So, what about being kidnapped and stolen away from your loving monsterwaifu by a gang of abusive and violent monstergirls, who ensure you spend almost every waking hour being raped or otherwise physically abused for their amusement? Eventually, after an extended period, they'd start to get bored with your lackluster "performance" as you slowly turn into a mindbroken slut, and start using even more drugs to keep you hard and start becoming even more harsh and extreme in their treatment of you. Then one day, without warning, you're discarded by the gang and quickly found by your monsterwaifu who immediately sets about nursing you back to health. Unfortunately, it would seem your time as the gang's fucktoy as caused lasting mental and emotional damage, to say nothing of the physical damage, and now both your and your waifu must come to terms with the fact that you are not the same man as from before. In fact, it is very possible that you may never fully recover from your ordeal.
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>>14827878
I wonder what kind of desperate bastard actually fucked that milf and had that daughteru.
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>>14827902
Make it a Cu Sith and you have a deal.
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>>14827903
Thats why you don't accept candy from strange vans in MGC.
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>>14827902
>would you do [extremely unpleasant thing] for a bazillion dollars?
I have always and will always say "no" to these questions, because saying "yes" would mean admitting that I value money more than I value myself.
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>>14827912
He didn't say you had to have sex, anon. Just kill the fucking thing.
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>>14827912
I wish I had your moral integrity anon, because depending on what that unpleasant activity is, I might be willing to take that money.
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>>14827903
God fucking dammit, what does people like to suffer so much in this thread? i mean, i understand the whole femdomfaggotry and all, but this is crossing into outright torture.
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>>14827907
So you wouldn't tap that sweet ass?
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>>14827917
Well, maybe some of us have a suffering fetish. Or a healing fetish. Or both.
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>>14827912
I get it, you don't want free money.

...Actually I don't really get that, why don't you take the free money?
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>>14827918
I am not sure if i would, I'm actually having an internal struggle over it, for some reason those colors turns me off.
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>>14827903
This is what gives shit like the Robocop program the green light.
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I just spent 3 hours shoveling snow.

Point is i want to fuck the cold out of winter
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>>14827931
Oh I see.

Alp.
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>>14827937
>Spoiler
Not on my watch.
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>>14827917
>femdom
>suffering
Uh, this is either bait or you're seriously confused about what femdom is. The suffering fetish is something else entirely.
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>>14827941
It's just, everything starts sane enough, a mg raping you here and there and being the usual fuckboy, then it starts going into mindbreak and they making you an eternal slave to pussy and being used and thrown away and the such.

I'm not sure if the sufferfags are the same as femdomfags, but i'm pretty sure some femdomfag out there has some pretty hardcore fetishes.
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http://pastebin.com/LfUmVymx

Quick story about reader having to dress up as Spider-Man and wait tables.
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>>14827961
Very kekworthy. Nice.
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>>14827965
Thanks.
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>>14827939
Only an Alp wouldn't destroy that.

Or a filthy Sabbath person.
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>>14827961
>another story that's a only a few paragraphs long
For what purpose?
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Is the Sabbath pretty much a crazy terrorist organization?
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>>14827982
That's the eros worship cult you're thinking about, i still remember that allahu ackbar drawing of the houri and the bombs.
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>>14827982
In Lantern's setting, yes.
In the normal MGE setting, they're a research organization that happen to all be pedos and have the most overpowered loli mage ever as their boss. Even KC portrays her as a brat, too.
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>>14827988
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>>14827982
No. They are an ethical sanctioned research organization that promotes the ongoing development of demon realm magic and public well-being.
Their field activities as a paramilitary organization are well within the strictures of the Demon Lord and are for the greater good.
Jeez, you should know this stuff already. Baka Onii-chan!
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>>14828000
Well, in my story, I'm just trying to get a feel for how each faction would be acting in a scenario of men disappearing completely from their realm, and them having to turn to our world for human males again. Leave no stone unturned, you may say.
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>>14828000
You can't fool me Baphomet. Stay off my land and tell your girls to keep the fuck away from my crops if they value their heads.
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>>14827687
>Flow Kelp asmr
>fervent ear licking with some moaning
>every now again she stops to pant in your ear and saying how you'll never be alone again, how lucky she is to have you, etc
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>>14827981

To entertain you.
What, would you prefer more "Tea" Party stories where Squidward has to investigate the cause of SpongeBob's mutation?
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>>14828045
I envy your short stories, simply because mine must be so long.
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>>14827961
Jesus, and I thought MGExaminer was bad with quantity over quality.
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>>14828072
>A possessive Ushi-Oni will never hold you close as often as she can
>She'll want to be rough, but after seeing her mother accidentally break her father's back as a young child, she's too afraid of seriously hurting you to go too crazy
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>>14828094
I want to have a threesome between me, a catgirl that resembles garfield and a lasagna personified into a cute girl with a big ass.
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>>14828094
>Garfield enters the world of MGE and the monster rules take effect
>She's a tubby orange Cait Sith
Yeah...I guess?
Maybe even make a M-F-F threesome out of it with pillowcat.
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>>14826861
I prefer taller, not that I dislike smaller or anything. It doesn't really help that the wiki doesn't say how tall the various monster girls can get. I'm 193cm, I imagine I would be taller than a lot of them.
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>>14828105
>replying
>being a furfaggot
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>>14828021
>Beach ambient sounds in the background
>Occasional SFX of her rubbing her kelp all over you, like a massage
Then in the spirit of >>14827707 's idea:
>Fall asleep listening to it
>Wake up, sans your bedsheets, but with a Flow Kelp wrapped around you instead
Yes. All of my yes.
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>>14828094
Kindly fucking leave.
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>>14826427
That's good.

That's very good!

Yes!

I like that!
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>>14827936
Might as well note that i had a head lamp on because it was fucking dark outside, and still snowing.

how fair the Canada Bros in this storm?
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>>14828139
Aren't wendigos cannibals?
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>>14828140
no, thats not what we believe here
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>>14828140
Mythological ones are.
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>>14828140
Ours only have an abnormal fascination with big rubbery anime meat.
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>>14828148
Would you partake of a piece of bing rubbery anime meat with your wendigo waifu?
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>>14828148
Not to mention they make adorable noises and are fun to scare no matter the size.
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>>14828109
That girl needs some soft, warm fluffy gloves.
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>>14828140
They'll still eat you, just one part of you though.
They still cause a form of madness as well. Maybe.
>>
Does the Wendigo from Until Dawn count as a monsterized Monster girl?
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>>14828139
Barrie, Ontario here. Roads were absolute shit earlier, not at all aided by buses plowing down the fast lane going twenty over the limit pelting everyone else in waves of slush mixed with chunks of ice the size of a kid's head, but... didn't actually SNOW that much.

Just constant rain. That then froze. Then melted. Then Froze again. Then melted again, then froze again and kept going on like that ad infinitum, but it looks like the worst has passed.
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>>14828153
Damn straight I would, that shit looks tasty.
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And that's finished.
He works quick.
http://a.pomf.cat/oxqjvo.png
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>>14828118
>You kept the headphones on while you slept
>When you awake and see the Flowkelp she takes the headphones off of you and puts it aside
>Now your ears are licked again for real now.
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>>14828168
lucky you, i forgot to mention we are getting high winds here in Michigan

So snow drifts get ridiculous
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>>14828174
>you will never wake up to fat Gazer butt in your face
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>>14828178
With all due respect, speak for yourself, anon.
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>>14828174
How much did you pay him to draw Gazer? Damn
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>>14828185
Dungeon Keeper.
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>>14828194
You actually took him up on it? I hate you you stole it from me, I was going to do it so I guess you're why I never got a reply.
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>>14828177
I know, I'm actually kind of amazed. We're pretty much smack-dab in the middle of this perpetual triangle of fuck between Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron while also on the shore of Lake Simcoe, so we usually get a violent anal hatefucking whenever a storm rolls in.

Take care of yourself Ameribro, and get some blankets ready just in case.
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>>14828194
>Dungeon Keeper
I thought drawfags just played Battlecats nowadays.
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Evil Doers beware... you're in for a scare.
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>>14828197
I'm sorry. I said I wasn't the anon from the thread when I messaged him first. He doesn't have DK2 I don't think, so hopefully you still have a chance.
No regrets though.
>>
MGs adopted by other MGs!
A wurm adopted by a group of weightlifting onis
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Is there anything better than drinking with an Oni?
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>>14828214

sex with your mg waifu
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>>14828214
Cuddling with an Oomukade
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>>14828094
Man I'm getting some deja vu here.

Only if she's getting fucked by Garfield Minus Garfield in front of me.
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>>14828199
I got plenty of blankets, good luck too you too
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>>14828214
But I don't drink.
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>>14828214
Being the little spoon with a hellhound
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>>14828176
>How to get me flustered and hard in 5 seconds or less
Flow Kelp wouldn't have to try very hard to get me, now that I think of it.
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>>14828214
Hey there Bi-Pedal Unicorn, ready for our date?
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>>14828245
Being the big spoon to a dire jinko.
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>>14828214
Drinking from a Holstaur.
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>>14828245
Those child-bearing hips get me everytime.
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>>14828250
Them's fightin' words.
Sexual fightin'.
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>>14828214
Camping out innawoods during the summer with your Amazon stepmother and keeping your little backwoods adventures a secret from your subbish Dad and her tribe because they'd all be aghast that you're out of the home, doing outdoorsy things and ashamed of her for encouraging such normal behavior?

Having a big damned meal of fresh-caught fish, lake clams the size of your fist, wild raspberries and your very first beer with your mom far from the prying, judgmental eyes back home?
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>>14828293
What, it's Bi-Pedal Unicorn, she's a nice lady who lifts weight.

I'm still skeptical of her ability to use booze for healing but can't nark it until you try it.
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>>14828296
>abnormal behavior*

I may need to go to bed.
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>>14828245
I still stand by the statement that being a Hellhound's little spoon and a shortstack Cheshire's big spoon at the same time would be the most comfortable thing ever.
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>>14828296
Why is it always monstergirl stepmother around here?
What about if your dear sweet biological mother happened to succubize? Surely that's fine too.
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>>14828305
>What about if your dear sweet biological mother happened to succubize?
Nah nigga
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Hope I don't freeze to death in my sleep tonight.

its time like this i wish i had a Large bapho to cuddle with
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>>14828318
>Baphomet
>6'5"
I wonder what her disciples will think of her.
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>>14828305
Because then she's not a pure monstergirl caring for a human. She's a monsterized human caring for a human.

>>14828335
Probably good things. If she's that tall she's in the Onee-sabbath.
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>>14828249

>She giggles as asks how much better the real thing is for you
>Sometimes she'll repeat the lines you heard just the night before from the audio
>Her kelp, which is glued well to your body is something you can feel crawl up to your cheeks and groin
>She stimulates your genitals with her kelp but never enough to get you off.
>After throughly licking your ears, she moves around, taking delight in seeing your flustered expression and erection.
>She hugs you close to herself as she begins having sex with you, moaning and kissing your ear
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>>14828335
>They threaten to kick her out of the Sabbath
>She threatens to kick all their asses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOv-7ZoMc7A Patrick would be anon in this case.
>>
So why is Eros a terrible cult organization?
>>
Jinko in gothic-lolita clothing
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>>14828342
>Onee-sabbath.
What do they do? Rape shotas? And then cuddle and spoon them? Penis pls.
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>>14828305
First thing that comes to mind is the old argument that those who have the sister fetish don't actually have a sister, whereas everyone has a mom. Writing smut, wherein you actually have to visualize and create a character in your head, becomes somewhat uncomfortable when your mind subconsciously regards elements of your own mom as the default template. Especially if you're writing incest.

There's a chilling moment of clarity when you realize you've accidentally written porn of your own mom.
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>>14828348
What's so bad about Eros?
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>>14828214
>drinking with other people
Who do you think I am?
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>>14828354
They teach the beauty of an older sister/younger brother relationship and the eroticism of an woman's body.
You don't need to be a shota to be a little brother, but you do need to be younger than the girl.
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>>14828359
Thats what I'm asking, anon. I always thought the Sabbath were the mad ones that wanted to turn everyone into loli or loli lovers.
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>>14828354
I have nothing against this.
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>>14828358
That isn't entirely bad. My mom was deviously clever and pretty hot.
...no Oedi'.
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I just got a Keremet girl.
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You have just escaped from captivity from a band of bandit monster girls! What's the theme you use as you stumble back and look for who misses you. Heres mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o
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>"You there, boy, tend to me this instant."
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>Already some Hakutaku art
Just wish it wasn't jewtreon bullshit.
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>>14828447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaeO0zitvy0
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>>14828449
Make me.
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>>14828458
Ah, a fellow patrician!
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>>14828447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isoQtTK1-9I
>>14828450
I wish the fucker would make the watermark a little smaller.
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>>14828463
Can't go wrong with Jeremy Soule
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>>14828375
A what now?
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>>14828474

I assume he means Keremet, a boss from Portrait of Ruin.
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>>14828474
A monstergirl version of a Portrait of Ruin boss.
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>>14828476
>>14828478
I see.
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>>14828449
Alright.
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>>14828450
THAT COW'S A NERD!

NEEEEEEEERRRRRD!
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>>14828449
No
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>>14828449
How about you tend to my cock first.
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>>14828449
No way old lady, I'm scoping out that famous girl to see if I can get her on a date.
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>>14828449
Don't want to get on the wrong side of the Fox Shrine, better do what she says.
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>>14828489
That's a teacher. Teachers can spank boys who talk like that.
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>>14828447
https://youtu.be/EU06k6pYzyw
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>>14823180
>Ilassa
Into the trash it goes. Sexy corset or not.
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>>14828495
gah what the fuck is that thing.
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>>14828495
EIGHT tails?

Come on Anon, she's out of anyone's league!
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>>14828502
But that's so unf!
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>>14828509
I'll take the corset before I take the shitty bint that it's attached to.
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>>14828447
They're space bandits though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5COmk8ZM0
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>>14828511
>wanting to wear the corset
Alpie A. Alpenstein, please.
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>>14828518
>Not wanting to be The Gimp
It's like you don't even know how to scare Bruce Willis
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>>14828503
Quit being jelly.

>>14828504
Pff, says you!

Besides she'll have a 9th tail in a couple months.
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>>14828447
Couldn't resist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9iflvCwok
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>>14828447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY

>>14828527
baka senpai.
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>>14828521
A corset isn't the same a gimp-suit. A corset just makes you into Dr. Alpenfurter.
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>>14828524
Implying I'm jelly of what the child of Mileena and a fox would look like. That thing will haunt my nightmares until the day I die.
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Fuckin' Elves, man.

>>14828536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6wKRWFOoE
Fuck you for reminding me Tim Curry had a stroke and can no longer walk. Just, fuck you.
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>>14828527
>>14828533
Red dead mind.
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>>14828533
>Posted s.m.h. .f.a.m.
>It becomes baka senpai

I was literally troll posting >>14828527 for his song choice and then I got trolled.
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>>14828543
Oh, so we're not allowed to talk about Tim Curry because it triggers you?
Too bad! Because we all FLOAT down here!
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>>14828554
Really? It? That was kind of a stretch. Apply yourself.
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>>14828544
No regrets.
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>>14828447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

>>14828554
I didn't want to remember that because Glee fucking ruined that performance and from what I understand the NEW AND IMPROVED (tm) Rocky Horror Picture Show is going to have an actual transsexual playing Frank-N'-Furter. With new and improved 2016 FRIENDLY SCRIPT!
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>>14828541
Yeesh, you don't have to go full Alp anon.

The fact she gives phenomenal blowjobs rivaled only by frog girls and that other long tongue girl nobody remembers is important info.
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>>14828562
>With new and improved 2016 FRIENDLY SCRIPT!
How would that work? I mean, it's not like the original stuff was PC on any level.
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Feet.
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>>14828566
No anon. You're the one going alp for liking that monstrosity. Never go full alp.
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>>14828581
nah
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>>14828568
Pretty sure when Glee changes Transsexual Transylvania to "Sensational Transylvania" we're going down a slippery slope.
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>>14828581
I'm more interested in the rest of the Angel. I can't be the only one who thinks Haohi has a great design.
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>>14828589
CUT.
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>>14828589
Are you for real? They changed it to that? I mean, I don't really care about that movie because its a movie by alps for alps, but cmon. We're getting Politically Correct now?
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>>14828566
The dick sucking capacity of tongue monsters, the fluffy charm of foxgirls, the big meaty paws and buttslut tendencies of an Anubis slathered in a marinade of HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE; with eyes I could lose myself in set behind a smug kabuki mask.

Perhaps not the perfect girl, but what I wouldn't give for a whole village of that.
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>>14827951
Femdom is big here for sure, but I know I'm not the only one who just wants a cuddledom. /gfd/ might be a shithole, but MGs are popular there and it's a different and more loving take on femdom. It might be worth looking at if you're curious about what some anons see/want in MGs.

>The first half of your post
That's not what a lot of us are here for.
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>>14828596
>by alps for alps
Bitch please, you know you want Curry to visit you in the night.
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>>14828592
well, I would bet less thinks she has a great design, so no, you're not the only one.
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>>14828593
>No Cyborg Kunoichi
Damn.
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>>14828589
>we're going down a slippery slope
>There are people in the CURRENT YEAR who still think slippery slope is a fallacy

Sweden already wants to legalize necrophilia.
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>>14828603
I rest my case.
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>>14828581
>Still no pic of Haohi getting gangraped and mindbroken by a bunch of anons.
Less plz
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>>14828603
>Tim Curry's voice
Would fucking Alp for, and by. Tim Curry, Keith David, Tony Jay, Simon Templeman, Michael Bell, Robert Carlyle, Ian McKellen, and Patrick Stewart all have the kinds of voices that make my heart go doki-doki.
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>>14828609
Sweden is a magical kingdom of wonder and whimsy, please don't draw any conclusions from it.
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>>14828615
Reminder that Tim Curry and Tony Jay appeared together in an animated feature and it was horrible.
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>>14828609
Huh, I guess letting immigrants only rape their women to death wasn't progressive enough.
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>>14828616
So Sweden is this world's wonderland?

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
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>>14828624
I wouldn't doubt that faggotcats existed there.
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>>14828615
I kind of see where you're coming from. But if I'm going to Alp for someone, then they've got to hit more points than just the voice.
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>>14828624
>>14828627
Reminder that there are places in Sweden right now where the cops can't go because they'd get assaulted.
This is also your future. Prepare by hoarding biker, punk rock and S&M gear so you can join a raider gang when the end times of 2017 roll around.
Otherwise you'll be the prey.
>>
>>14828615
liam neeson
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>>14828609
They also eat months-old rotting fish.
Not everything from Ikealand is a good idea.
>>
>>14828640
That's Norway though?
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>>14828637
I want to make sweet and tender love with Death-chan!
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>>14828637
WE LIVE WE DIE WE SHITPOST AGAIN! JUNE BEST GRILL.
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>>14828645
Your post is MEDIOCRE!
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>>14828642
Not according to wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming
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>>14828609
SWEDEN YES
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>>14828639
Liam Nii-san
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>>14828651
Well I stand corrected. Goddamn Scandics.
>>14828653
Didn't he voice Jesus Lion?
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>>14828656
Yes.
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>>14828581
Gross, not to mention angels are boring.
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>>14828660
And it was still incredibly lame.
So where's our Nemean Lion MG?
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>>14828644
What, no love for War?
>>
>>14828637
Maybe that'll occur in Europe but the greatest country on Earth has other plans! Trump '16, make anime great again.
>>
>>14828664
War-chan, please ride me into euphoria and ecstasy!
>>
>>14828664
Her too!
>>
>>14828664
Is the voice the same as in the game?
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>>14828667
The Reptilian Illuminati doesn't approve of him though.
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>>14828673
That's because he's one of them, but he's gone rogue.
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>>14828672
Why? You have a thing for Liam O'Brien?
>>
>>14828637
>>14828664
Thus, from Death came Life. And the seeds of humanity were re-sown. But Death's journey was not yet ended.

On the shattered Earth, Death's brother War had slain the Destroyer.

'You will be hunted, by the White City for certain... The Council... and there will be others! You plan on waging this war alone!?'

'... No. Not alone.'

War had broken the Seventh Seal, summoning the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. And the number of the riders shall ever be...

Four.


I fucking love those two games.
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>>14828675
And that's why he'll never succeed. The Reptilian Illuminati has power even beyond that of Tanuki bankers!
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>>14828679
Terry Pratchett taught me that there's a fifth rider, but they broke up because of creative differences, and so Chaos became a milkman.
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>>14828681
I feel like handjobs from that girl would be extremely painful.
>>
>>14828689
For you
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>>14828673
>Lizardgirls
>in control of anything
I think not, sandpie
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>>14828679
Reminder that THQ went under and we'll probably never see the conclusion of this series.
>Strife & Fury tag-team for the third game
>Eventually reunite with the brothers
>Raise humanity to be the nephilhim's successors
>Finally stomp Samael's smug face together
>Overthrow the corrupt leadership of Heaven
>Then they turn to the Council
>The Four Horsemen, assembled in their Chaos forms and unhindered by the Seals, smash the Council
>They become the true protectors of balance between the three races
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>>14828581
abs
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>>14828692
>believing the propaganda they put out to make themselves not appear suspicious to anyone
Good, good.
>>
>>14828685
I thought he said that the fifth rider left before they became famous, but hey at least Kaos makes one hell of a milkman.

But man, was Terry Pratchett ever based.
>It's the end of the world.
>The Four Horsemen assemble to ride out, signifying the end of times.
>Ride out against the threat endangering the world, and save the world in the process.
>After all, it was never specified "who" they were supposed to ride out against.
>>
>>14828691
Yes, yes it would be painful for me.
>>
>>14828697
Yes, he left before they got famous and it was because the other four didn't feel like he fitted in.
Anyway, back to Monster Girls. How about that Angua?
>>
Just another day in a bar at MGC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM
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>>14828693
But Samael is the best in those games.
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>"Give me your lunch money, twerp."
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>>14828725
Lunch money? Do you need a few dollars for something to eat?
>>
>>14828725

What lunch money?
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>>14828725
I'm sorry, but I don't pay for filthy snake cloaca lunches.
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>>14828725
Lunch money? What? Do you think I live in some third world shithole where school lunches aren't free?
>>
>>14828725
Sorry don't have any. I pack my lunches.
You want some? I've got some homemade chicken nuggets and I made extra.

TFW you'll never eat lunch with a Lamia bully in gradeschool.
>>
>>14828725
O-Okay... Please don't constrict me.
>>
>>14828738
Why is froppy dressed as a boat?
>>
>>14828753
She's into kinky stuff.
>>
Are there any anons here that like Mad Hatters?
>>
>>14828753
Call her Tsuyu.
>>
>>14828756
Sure?
>>
>>14828725
Sorry, I don't have any lunch money, one of my friends alped and convinced me we could save money that we usually spend on shitty cafeteria food by just fucking in the bathrooms for sustenance.
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>>14828756
They're alright.
>>
>>14828756
I don't hate them.
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>>14828756
Ehh. They're kinda cute, but what do they do that any other girl doesn't?
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>>14828756
Yes. I want to be her servant.
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>>14828768
Hats.
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>>14828760
>>14828763
>>14828767
>>14828768

I just thought since they used spores and shit that people would be more against them. I don't know. I think they're kind of hot looking, but I wouldn't want to have my mind assaulted by mushrooms.
>>
Not China Ambassadors are very persuasive.
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Make beautiful music maybe?
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>>14828783
What is this Elf doing outside of the slave pens?
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>>14828789
Nigga that's Sheik.
Fucking Elf memers I swear.
>>
>>14828794
B-but Sheik is a boy!
>>
>>14828783
I like music, what kind is she going to play for me? What is it about? Is it written for me?
>>
>>14828794
I don't care what her 'native' name is, that Elf needs to get back in the pens.
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>>14828796
She's a cute girl.
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>>14828801
Don't pretend to be a retard through RP special ed.
>>
>>14828806
Kiff, this man is making me feel things no man has before.
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>>14828807
I'm sorry, Elves are just inferior beings. It's a fact.
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Look out anon, this lamia has engaged you in combat and seeks to rape you!
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>>14828796
>>14828806
I'm not even a fan of LoZ but goddamn Sheik gets me going. I love slightly androgynous women
>>
>>14828820
Good thing I'm a specialized gladiator when it comes to fighting monsters one on one!
>>
>>14828820
No thanks.
>>
>>14828820
Oh man, I can't fight at all!
>>14828826
Can I stand behind you?
>>
>>14828828
Of course. But I can't guarantee she won't try to get past me to get to you.
>>
>>14828833
And I can't guarantee I won't trip over my own feet and push you into her embrace, we're cool.
>>
anyone have that small green text thing about mad hatters and their hats?
>>
>>14828820
The only option here is to bearhug her and see which one of us gives first.
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>>14828836
I didn't cap it but yes

>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees thee two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...
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>>14828835
Surely you wouldn't do this on purpose! What type of person would sabotage me defending myself.
>>
>>14828849
The kind that, when being chased by a lion, says to his friend "I don't have to be faster than the lion, I just have to be faster than you".
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>>14828853
If thats the rule you're going by, and we're together, I hate to say, you're the one who is going to be the slower of us two.
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>>14828845
ont thing that's occupied my thoughts is that mad hatters grow their hats, but ho they grow their cloths as well? the jacket in the official art looks like its organic.
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>>14828826
>>14828827
>>14828828
>>14828841
Oh no! While you were all chatting and being slow she got the 1st attack in by lightly touching your dick with her small breasts!

You've lost 10 HP! 10! That really adds up you know!
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>>14828820
DROP KICK OF SAME!
solves all monster poblems
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>>14828858
Nuh-huh because I pushed you into her and she coiled around you and smothered you with her tits so you're not even running!
>>14828862
I'm not Luka, dammit.
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>>14828862
Oh give me a fucking break, I would have seen that coming!

>>14828873
What happened to humans sticking together, dick?
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>>14828862
That snake is getting bopped on the head.
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>>14828862
So what if it adds up? We're not playing Dungeons and Dragons with comedians, after all.
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>>14828882
>What happened to humans sticking together, dick?
That's Richard to you, and if you must know, Steve happened.
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>>14828890
Okay, I'm calling a mulligan. Can we rewind so I can act accordingly to this new information sprung on me?
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>>14828906
You are already raped.
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>>14828890
First Steve the Traitor, now Richard the Renegade?
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http://exhentai.org/g/908205/1876618e20/
I wonder what the kobold daughteru guy thinks of this
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>>14828909
Wait, that was it? I didn't feel anything at all.
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>>14828918
I would be fun to have mundane names become titles.
Steve for traitors
Richard for renegades
Frank for fools who damn their group with a idiot move
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>>14828958
>Frank
Leroy.
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>>14828861
Yeah, their clothes are 100% mushroom. Creepy huh?
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>>14828963
never before have I been so annoyed with my one job.
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I want to ____ a(n) _______ in the ____!
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>>14828965
I wonder if they can generate a winter coat. it would be weird to watch it grow in real time
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>>14828958
>Frank
>Not the lawful edgelord level 20 badass
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>>14828977
YOU DEGENERATE SCUM! HOW COULD YOU THINK OF THAT!
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>>14828977
I want to fuck a Titania in the face!
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>>14828977
I want to marry a Troll in the forest!
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>>14828888
You get full marks, you have ended the conflict in victory without killing the Lamia.

In fact, because of your flawless triumph you've saved >>14828873 >>14828882 >>14828884 from being raped by the Tiny Lamia.

Let's face it, those other anons were 100% going to end up being sex slaves, so thankfully you were here to protect them all.

Good job anon, you deserve some Evangelion styled clapping for this but I'm too lazy to find that gif or the youtube vid of it.
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>>14828990
you you tell her your dick is the worlds most interesting lolipop?
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>>14828977
I want to cuddle a dormouse in the pillow fort.
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>>14829000
would*
dammit
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>>14828998
>Being raped by a tiny snake
Not everyone is a manlet who has less body mass than an Ethiopian.
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>>14828963
why leroy?
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>>14829014
>doesn't know about Leeroy Jenkins
Anon, I don't think you're old enough to be on this website.
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>>14829021
No anon. I think we're the ones who have become old.
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>>14829013
Quiet down and thank the man who saved your pitifulness from being raped anon.
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>>14828998
I highly doubt a tiny snake would make me a sex slave.
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>>14829027
But I feel like a spring chicken! Just because I haven't fapped since Monday doesn't mean I'm getting old! Kids these days just don't know anything about what's hip and pop and the games and the multiplayers and the masses in the internets, why I oughta!
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I want to be pinned down by a Jinko!
I want to look at her chest and laugh uncontrollably because of how fucking tiny it is!
I want to be unable to get hard because of how hard I'm laughing over her tiny chest!
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>>14829021
I would rush in to a horde of monsters LJ style!
if I win I get money and women! if I lose, I still get women!
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>>14829043
But do you still have chicken?
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>>14829027
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
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>>14829047
Anon, we will always still have chicken!
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I want to woo and date a nerdy Dark Elf girl, only to be fooled into her secret love dungeon!
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>>14828944
Not even him, but that's pretty damn hot, and mind-alteration is a pretty mixed bag for me.
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>>14829043
>>14829047
>>14829056
Did someone say chicken?
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>>14828977
Hug, succubutt-nee-san, oppai
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>>14829064
I'm gonna catch her!
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welcome back to Idea Anon's "Shit I wont make a full thing out of!"

A stalker pair of a lizard woman and salamander who anon beats in a fight that one time.

set in modern times, it was going to have things like people pointing out t anon that two women were just staring at him for a distance, or the salamander declaring her love for him over a supermarket announcer system
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Do MGE species age at different rates?

How old does an elf need to be before it's a Christmas Cake?
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>>14829087
still 15
but among the over elves, probably 250
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>>14829096
25*
dammit no I look like a pedo
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>>14829080
Lizardgirl stalkers reminds me of this.
http://exhentai.org/g/668396/abbc463ac7/
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>>14829078
>Anon captures and pre-occupies an officer trying to hunt serial yeti

Nice going, how will MGC ever catch that maniac if their officers keep getting side tracked!
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I want a Hellhound with hips like Iowa
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>>14829117
She's going to make boatsluts great again.
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>>14829117
Elaborate.
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>>14829122
He has a ship fetish. Think like how /k/ talk about fucking their guns all the time.
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>>14829057
God dammit anon. How many times must I say it?
Dark elfs are bad for you. If you value your freedom that is.
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>>14829122
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>>14829111
Guess I'm going to die hard then.
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>>14829122
American boatsluts confirmed
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Okay, she's less upset than she was before, but you apparently did something else. What was it this time?
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>>14829178
Made fun of her silly hat.
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>>14829178
I didn't go awoo?
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>>14829178
Told her to stop begging from the table.
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>>14829178
I want to make her annoyed with me, only to tussle her soft white hair and her fuzzy ears!
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>>14829176
Kancolle is leaking.

Also, all of them are sluts, what with having hundreds of men inside them at once and/or being filled with semen from across their home country.
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>>14829178
I said I wanted at least 2 kids. She was thinking more along the lines of 20.
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>>14829178
I bought a new comb and only used to brush my own hair.
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>>14829212
>I said I wanted at least 2 kids.
I don't see how you thought this was ever a possibility considering her litters consist of 4-8 pups.
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>>14829178
I went out with the Bi-Pedal heavy weight lifter Unicorn and tried her booze therapy to see if it was legit.

Woke up refreshed and happy but half nude outside an apartment. A couple of kinks but still pretty good results.
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>>14829202
Don't be rude, Tenryuu-chan is pure.
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>>14829220

The key words in his phrase are "at least"
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>>14829202
How does that work anyway? Are they normal sized girls that fight other normal sized boats? Are they always massive? Do they grow huge to fight other huge boats? Do they work by themselves or do sailors board them? Are their insides metal or organic? Why would you give weapons emotions in the first place?
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>>14828214
Drinking with two onis.
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>>14829220
You could always cook and eat the leftovers.
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>>14828214
Sex with an Oni.
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Have a thing I found.
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>>14829222
Also this image is in my phone...
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>>14829255
Left.
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>>14829233
Here are the enemies.
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Can we please NOT waste our fucking images on this stupid bullshit?

Just kidding. I'm not autistic, do what you want.
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>>14829263
They were nice to me this time around, and I thank them for that.
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So apparently there's a new artfag on 7+1chan that can do gifs and is doing a good story.
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>>14829233
something something mamonomana something something waifu
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>>14829263
So why are these lovely ladies the villains? I would chose them over the ships.
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>>14829268
Commencing boatslut dump
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>>14829233
They're just normal girls with the souls of Axis ships inside them.
What's so hard to understand?
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>>14829279
That just raises further questions,
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>>14829263
Seaport Hime is Sea-perior.
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>>14829279
>Axis
Not any more compadre
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What type of MG relationship would you like most?
Childhood friend?
School/university friend?
Co-worker?
Meet by accident?

How would you meet your wife?
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>>14829290
Any of the above would be great, but Childhood Friendship is objectively the best for waifus.
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>>14829289
one on the right, and the one getting carded ( white hair) for me.
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>>14829290
>Meet by accident?

Some kind of chance encounter that develops into a truly romantic love resulting in a long marriage and many children.
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>>14829290
Enemies turned lovers.
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>>14829289
Abyssal girls are the best.
Re-Class, Wo-Class and Seaport Hime are the best of the Abyssals.
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>>14829301
Your car get rearended by (MG of your choice) ??

>>14829302
Another mayadere anon.
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>>14829302
>Enemies turned lovers.

Patrician taste.
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>>14829302
>Your Monstergirl rival will never grab you by the collar and shout "Why can't I stop thinking about you?" in your face before forcefully kissing you.
Fuck, that sounds amazing.
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>>14829290
Co-Worker then wife.
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>>14829303
Please, you forgot battleship hime.
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>>14829290
Shimobe
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>>14829290
Adorable stalker that always appears when I least expect it, usually with food.
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>>14829308
>Dueling each other until you're both tired and disarmed, then realizing you actually love each other and making out then and there
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>>14829290
I would be ok with any of them.
But I would preffer School/university friend.
>>
Mayadere MG sounds kinda hot, Imagine having, say, a demon or darkgoddess wife whom you are the opposite of, shes mean and tries to kill everyone, but when she is with you, its all lovey-dovey fun time.
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>>14829290
Enemies turned Master with my love being nearly one sided.
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>>14829328
So, she is a human?
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>>14829343
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The commissions are beginning to flow again, was able to get up with a lot of artists. Future is looking bright!
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What about the dea of a MG that everyone thinks is evil, but is actually one of the 'goodguys'?

A sort of great noble warrior type who is a better paladin than a paladin.
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>>14829353
Idk if it's just me but her face looks... flat.
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>>14829290
Cute stalker neighbour.

>>14829302
>>14829307
>>14829308
>>14829321
>>14829328
>ruining the dynamic and going all lovey-dovey
>not enjoying all that pent up lust and frustration and channeling your inner rage into the stuff of legends.
>>
https://youtu.be/IfYkoZWN0rQ
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>>14829350
You know damn well lissandra would be a total Romantic snuggle slut
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>>14829354
Could be interesting.
A MG that is fighting their nature and tries to do good, and succeeded?
Yeah, that seems like an interesting idea.
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>>14829303
Well, you got 1 out of 3 right.
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>>14829372
Oh fuck I forgot Isolated.
Can't forget the Gothic Lolita girl.
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>>14829365
No she wouldn't, stop that.

>>14829357
>lovey dovey

I'd be serving an arguably evil mistress that I fought to destroy before switching sides and whom would show me minimal affection. despite my loyalty to her.
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>>14829350
>>14829365
>slows and roots
>freezes you into a popsicle

I see her as more of a really clingy yandere
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>>14829357
>And that is how I met your daddy , hard to believe we once wanted to kill each other, isn't dear?
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>>14829383
Imagine how much fun domestic disputes would be :
>"Don't you even think about walking away from me!"
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>>14829290
Childhood Friend has a nice appeal to it, but realistically, I'd prefer University Friend.
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>>14829392
Someone had this really funny greentext story about a medusa that I thought would be pretty good. Kind of went like this.

>Be married to a possessive medusa.
>Been together awhile, so she has pretty good control on how to turn you to stone
>Kitsune co-worker accidentally brushes your junk for some strange reason.
>Feel your body start turning to stone, except your left arm.
>Phone rings.
>You know know its her.
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Yan squad pic when?
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>>14829411
Who is in the yan squad?
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>>14829415
Shirohebi, Oomukade, ... I don't know.
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>>14829415
No one knows for sure , all the guys just sort of disappear.
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>>14829419
Kraken
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>>14829419
Shirohebi is not really yan unless you cheat on her. If anything I would call a Shirohebi assertive more than possessive.
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>>14829431
>However, they never give up on a man once they’ve fallen in love either. No matter where the man runs to, they’ll chase him to the ends of the earth. She’ll continue to shower him with love and devotion until he does desire to become joined with her. In most cases, they are so persistent that a man can never escape. Eventually, he surely becomes charmed by the love and demonic energy that he’s continually showered with. He’ll end up wanting to have sex with her and become a couple.
You haven't read it in a while, have you?
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>>14829415
Shirohebi, mindflayer, selkie, dark valkyrie, kikimora
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>>14829431
Now I got this visual of a Shirohebi hugging a guy saying "Mine!"
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>>14829435
I was referring to actual mythology, yeah the MGE Shirohebi are kinda nuts.
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>>14829435
This would explain lonely Ryuu.
All those crazy shirohebi chasing off the men!!!!
>>
Good night Anons,
take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead consider looking up a lonely queen slime in the 'available' pages.

Many a queen slime is looking for a husband to help build a bustling burg with.

Just watch out for the pink ones, some of them are a tad more...human than you may like.
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>>14829301
Hellpups are adorable up until they grow up and become delinquents like their mother.
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>>14829458
aww.. and i just got up.
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>>14829435
>In most cases, they are so persistent that a man can never escape
>In most cases

How do you escape from the crazy snake?
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>>14829490
Were you gonna stream today?

That bra isn't frilly enough
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>>14829490
Well, I live in the land of ice and snow so I go to bed far later then I should after everyone else.
Got a shit ton of snow today, makes me wish I had a yeti or something to relax with.
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>>14829458
The red ones are my favorite.

They're feisty, and taste like raspberry soda.
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>>14829489
>Implying they ever stop being adorable
That's a funny joke anon.
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>>14829507
I would love a bubble slime if only because I love sour stuff and their slime is apparently sour.
as for any odd smells, a little prestidigitation never hurt.
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>>14829507
I want to taste the rainbow.
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>>14829502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEGuHdKn0Lc
I want winter to be over now.
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Thread so dead a Lich couldn't resurrect it.
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>>14829608
How dead would a sonnuvabitch need to be that a Lich couldn't even resurrect them? They could probably resurrect someone from partial ashes of their remains that turned to dust and mixed with desert sands.
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>>14829619
I guess if some other Monster Girl called dibs already.

Like a Will O' the Wisp pulling him into her chandelier of 'forever and ever and ever'.

Or an Anubis who's arguing that he needs to be judged properly, instead of chaotically yanked back and forth between life and death.
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>>14829623
>Or an Anubis who's arguing that he needs to be judged properly, instead of chaotically yanked back and forth between life and death.
I kind of want to see such a rivalry between a Lich and an Anubis. Seems interesting.
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>>14829619
You have to be an incubus when you die in order to be resurrected as an undead dude. Plain old human dudes can only come back as female skeletons.
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>>14829623
>Anubis who's arguing that he needs to be judged properly
>Judges that he be sent to the Heavenly Realm in which she resides, to live with her as her husbando
I liked that old CYOA.
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>>14829630
Charon would get up in that too.

All three arguing about which laws of death Anon needs to abide by when he dies.

While they're busy arguing, Anon sneaks out and cheats death.
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>>14829630
>Writing a thing with a Lich and an Anubis
>Originally wasn't going to have them interact much
...now that I hear it though, the idea of a rivalry between them...so many options and ideas opening up.
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>>14829632
Well, those guys would still be resurrected by the Lich. You see how that doesn't work as an argument, right?
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>>14829623
>>14829630
>>14829634
>>14829638
>>14829639
>>14829641

>die
>get captured by will o' wisp
>get yanked back into life by lich
>she's a shitty wizard and you die again
>get stuck on the styx with charon
>get after listening to a helot of bad puns get off the boats quicker than guts
>anubis grabs you and starts tickling you with a magic feather
>gets ko'd by a valkyrie, you're off to VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME
>was that an angel over there?
>end up in the endless nothingness of death
>it's just a dark matter

Why die?
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>>14829638
I want to CUDDLE her!!!
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>>14829649
Then there would be Angels descending from heaven to pick up Anon.

Devils to ascend from hell to drag down Anon.

Poor Anon just can't catch a break, all this work to kill himself and suddenly he find himself in the center of an afterlife free-for-all.
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>>14829638
>"Now listen here, you uncultured sluts. I've been running this ferry for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, and this man has Greek blood in his veins. HE'S GETTING ON MY BOAT!"
>"I have no time to argue with one of Hades' poorly dressed servants. Anon's bloodline is linked to that of a High Priestess of Memphis means he is to be judged by ME!"
>"Fuck both of you religious quacks! I've conquered DEATH ITSELF! And I'm bringing Anon back to life! Just try and stop me! I AM A GOD! AHAHAAHAHA!"

Jeez.
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>>14829659
Not man enough for a real woman's tail pussy?
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>>14829687
Charon's cold clammy deadpussy is fine, no need to bully her.
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>>14829687
Nobody here is man enough for a "real" tail pussy girl.
>>
They say everytime a Kraken cries, you can faintly hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvoxVA6Zy9g in the background

You think it's true? Wanna test it out?
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>>14829687
>>14829696
Is Charon even dead or is she some kind of demigod? I forget my Greek Mythology.
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>>14829697
Maybe not, but I'd be willing to die trying.
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>>14829696
I want to feel her cold blue pussy clamp down on me while she presses her cold, blue, petite, and unblemished feet against my chest!
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>>14829696
Deadpussy~
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>>14829638
Is she a character in some story?
I need to know. Muh dick needs to know
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>>14829697
six mouths, more than enough to fuck anything that moves
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>>14829707
Whats with all the newfags lately?
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>>14829709
Manticore Ocelot
(Manticore Ocelot)
>Manticore Ocelot
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>>14829707
That was some drawfag back from /mgt/'s golden age.

Around the time people were throwing around the ideas of a Chubacabra Girl and the Boogiewoman, Charon ended up in there too and I guess someone took a liking to the concept.
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>>14829715
Also the sandwoman.
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>>14829717
That was only ever pushed by like one guy. Nothing ever came of it, because it was stupid to have a monster based completely around facesitting
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>>14829717
>>14829719
After spending many nights browsing the Sandwoman is a good concept though.

Eventually getting tired of waiting to just sprinkle sleeping sand in your eyes as you close them, and sitting on your face to force you into sleep.
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>>14829728
>the Sandwoman is a good concept though.
Except that's wrong.
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What is Jeb Bush's favorite Wonderland Girl?

Wock!
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>>14829749
I hope he find a nice Turtle girl some day,
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>>14829749
He's lost my vote.
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>>14829147
I don't though.
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>>14829753
>>14829755
Please clap

http://i.imgur.com/QlUF0hD.png
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>>14829147
Dark Elves are like the bad girls of Elves. They're bad, but that's why you can't get enough of them.

You just want to experience that Drow love. Deep down you know that no vanilla Elf could fill that void.
>>
Anyone have the lewd version of Butter's Hakutaku?

I love Butter as much as the next guy but $5 is a bit steep for my broke ass.
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>>14829777
Bad Pussy.gif
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>>14827051
Super late, but this poses several issues. Hyper aggressive cassowary harpies. Huge Red Kangaroo girls. Packs of feral Dingo kobolds. Doped up Koala girls that drop out of the trees to rape unsuspecting bushwalkers. And that's just a short list that doesn't even touch on what happens when you get in the water.

And I'd be perfectly happy with any of these.
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>>14829768
A Wock in a wok.

It's what's for dinner.
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>>14829778
That damn super-intelligent Holst is going to be the doom of us all.
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>>14829788
>Lazy Koala girls, dumber than even a Wurm, body slamming people by dropping from trees and initiating the slowest sex possible.
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>>14829795
What would she possibly plan for us? Surely she doesn't wish to turn men into milking-slaves?
>>14829800
>dumber than even a Wurm
This. At least Wurms don't starve to death.
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>>14828862
God, why are monster girl game protagonists always beta shota faggots?
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>>14829791
Charon you're no longer allowed in the kitchen.
>>14829808
Because nips have small pee-pees.
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>>14829805
>What would she possibly plan for us? Surely she doesn't wish to turn men into milking-slaves?

She can learn everything Anon!

EVERYTHING!
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>>14829818
How is that bad? Liches have pursued the study of everything since like forever ago, and nobody has a problem with Liches because they produce magitek trains that run on time.
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>>14829791
I hope they Cheshire a new chef to make the meal.
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>>14829820
I can't deny the convenience of magitek trains.

But I just don't trust a cow that's smarter than I am.
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>>14829840
What could possibly go wrong? Cows are gentle, motherly creatures. An intelligent momdom cow who knows better than me sounds like a neat partner. I wouldn't mind having one involved when my Dark Elfu trains me.
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>>14829840
I just can't understand someone that has a beef with cows.
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>>14829846
I know, right? It's udder nonsense.
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>>14829808
Because vidjew gaymes are for children.
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>>14829715
I came up with the idea of Chupacabra-chan wearing nothing but a poncho.
That was my crowning achievement, really.
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>>14829845
Gentle momdom with a Hakutaku sounds nice actually.
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>>14829888
Your trips speak the truth on this matter.
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>>14829899
You dubs confirm my feelings on the matter
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>>14829911
Your dub-dubs only further strengthen our cause. Now we need a writer to do this.
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>>14829916
Your singles made me sad.
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>>14829928
Just get someone to cobble to damn Hakutaku momdom together already.
I'd do it but I'm already avoiding one story.
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Wait. What if the Hakutakus realize men don't really need help getting monsters and instead decide to teach the monsters how to get the man they like?

There's a Hakutaku out there that knows all of your fetishes and exactly what to do to turn you into a slutty pile of mush, and she might just teach it to the first monstergirl who asks.
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>>14829939
Well I guess those who cannot do, teach.
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>>14829944
The dubs speaketh. Hakutakus are vealy powerful indeed.
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I will learn to fight like a 80's action hero!
that will make me kunoichi proof!
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>>14830001
What if the Kunoichi fights like an 80's hero too? Then you'd have to team up!
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>>14830007
then when it comes down to me and her, I just have to make sure im better!
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>>14829939
>She teaches all your hobbies, fetishes and weaknesses to a group of Goblins
>Each of them desperately trying to win your approval and rubbing their bodies against you
>The Hobgoblin not being the smartest tool in the shed, accidentally lets it slip that the Hakutaku told them everything
>The moment the words leave the Hobgoblin's mouth all the regular Goblins go quiet and start nervously fidgeting
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>>14830013
Didn't you know? The last ninja standing is always stronger than everyone you fought before put together.
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>>14830020
Which is exactly why I have to make sure that no ninja can best me!
we will have a fight so beutiful i cold make a salamander flood herself. but I will stand on top at the end
Whether its with a kunoichi wife or not is in fates hands
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>>14830030
What is your battle theme?
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>>14830035
so many beutiful fight themes from the 80's. I cant choose.
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>>14828756
I like most MGs, just not their process of creation in many instances... But I wouldn't mind a vacation with a Hatter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSU3vRttQZg
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>>14828756
There's not a single monster girl in the encyclopaedia I don't like. I pretend humpty egg and cu-sith don't exist, it's easier that way.
>>14830088
>just not their process of creation in many instances
I'd call you a faggot but corruption isn't for everyone.
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>>14830099
>spoiler
add cait sith and alp and im like you
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>>14830117
Don't say that, Alps just wanna entertain you.
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>>14830018
>Hey everyone! those that helps me get back at the Hakutaku will get lots of headpats!
Will bew the comfiest revenge that ever existed.
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>>14830099
Thank you for your understanding, Anon. It's just tragic to think about a good personality being overridden and lost, even if an equally alluring personality is the result. It's the disconnect that I don't like.

Now a Valkyrie that turns into a Dark One but is still the same mind, just with different ways of thinking... Fine. The though of a fungus obliterating the host's mind... seems like a darned waste.

Imagine if she was all the witty of a Hatter without the lewd before transforming, you know? She could've become "twice" as witty afterwards and lewd.
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>>14830121
that's fine for you and any who enjoy them, but me? I despise a handful of girls and the alp is one of them
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>>14830121
>>14830117
>>14830099
I'd fuck everything in that book desu. Smother me in furshit all day, I'm too much of a degenerate to say no.
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Continuing off my previous post >>14830132

"Their human intellect and reasoning remains intact, while their mind becomes even faster. Their calm bearing makes them seem greater than humans intelligence." Does this imply the previous mind isn't obliterated by the mushroom? It just seems as though the "human intellect" is used as a tool instead.
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>>14830132
it keeps being said, but there needs to be more dark Valkyrie stoires
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>>14830151
I'm sorry but you have to buy the DLC to unlock Dark Valkyries.
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>>14830151
Have something nice for your fascinating creative taste, fellow fan:
-http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#25
-http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/8a/f2/8af268b109e75176be82ae9eef6c1053.jpeg?2258372
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>>14830171
much appreciated friend
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>>14830117
I'm too far gone to hate those two.
>>14830132
>>14830145
Yeah that's why it's certainly not for everyone. The mind isn't completely destroyed though, most the time MGE corruption is just bringing out inner desires and building confidence with a few new quirks here and there.

It's not the best writing but it's about what you'd expect from KC.
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The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun.
The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For the court of the Grapey Snake
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>>14830213
DEATH
SEED
BROWN GIRL'S GREED
KHEPRIS STARVING
ANUBI BLEED
NOTHING SHE'S GOT
SHE REALLY NEEDS
21ST CENTURY (bce) PHARAOH GIRL
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>>14830225
I'm impressed.
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>>14829768

Jeb is a MESS
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>>14830252
Thank you for including me in the debate, Anon.
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>>14830262
No problem Jeb

>sad airhorn in distance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiAUIM8cw2I
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>>14830225
GOOD RACK
SPECIES DIRE
INNOCENTS RAPED WITH IGNIS FIRE
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>>14829939
>Hakutaku teaches a Mantis my GREATEST TERRIBLE SECRET
>upon meeting me, she simply raises her feet and holds it in front of me
And just like that, I'm gone.
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>>14830282
Are you gone because she stabbed you with her pointy feet? What a horrible way to go.
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>>14830282
>Hakutaku teaches a Waifu that his husband is into thick legs and ass
>She's a Kraken
How extreme would be the reprogrammation rape?
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>>14830297
Well, ass is there I believe, and she can probably transform for the former.
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>>14830297
>Hakutaku teaches an Ushi-Oni that her husband is into slow and gentle cuddledom
>On hearing it she goes completely silent and motionless
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>>14830314
What if it's a Centaur instead?
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>>14829649
>off the boat quicker than Guts
So it only took you 7.5 years to get off a boat?
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>>14823840
She isn't MC-sexual and has the hots for her human senpai Okto, so liking her is being a cuck.
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>>14827878
Every time I see this pic all I can think of is some anon coming home from work and seeing two actual salamanders on his table with his salamander waifu saying "Look honey! My grandparents came to visit!"
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>>14829682
I thought Charon was just a Demi-God.
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>>14830376
Industrial sized rope
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>>14830393
You just have to make her forget him with your dick. It's not NTR if it's a one sided crush she has and they're not a couple.
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>>14830411
Both of Charon's parents are deities
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>>14829638
How much does she charge for anal?
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>>14830476
Same thing she charges for everything.
The coins off a dead man's eyes
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>>14829939
Didn't we come to the conclusion in the previous thread that they teach men how to dominate

I mean that's the only way it makes sense.
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>>14830531
>Man comes to a Hakutaku to learn how to dominate a Hellhound
>The Hatutaku enters a deep meditation state the thinker style
>Ten minutes later she just assumes fetal position while babbling incomprehensible things
>Man is known as the guy who fried a Hakutaku brain
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>>14830547
Will the Hakutaku be OK?
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>>14830531
Not exactly, different monster girls have different things they'll go for. Lizards go for good fighters, Baphomets go for reliable big brother figures, Kikis prefer hard workers etc.

That's the kind of stuff a Hakutaku could let a guy know and teach him about. It's not like people in-universe have all the info on monsters that we do.
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>>14830531
What? They didn't have enough with the raging mushroom?
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>>14830555
Of course not, she was just redpilled on the fact that not everything can be known.
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>>14830531
Nah. They spread false advice and trick men into getting monster wives. The exception is if you are looking for a particular monster species for your wife, she'll give you information to help you get the one you desire.

There's nothing about actually conquering a monster or anything in there, just "X likes this and Y likes that." Think of them more as a matchmaker than a sage.
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>>14830531
It's more about "how to avoid X species so you can go for Y" or at least that's how I see it
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>>14830566
C-Can I comfort her?
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>>14830547
>implying she wouldn't know how to do that
>implying that man wouldn't become a legend
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>>14830531
don't listen to all these fags
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>>14830573
Sure, if you like shut ins, almost neet, Hakutakus that will try to spend every moment of their lives trying to discover the meaning of life and the universe in an attempt to not feel useless.
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>>14830577
Don't listen to this fag
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>>14830594
Oh dear, poor girl. Thankfully for her, I happen to know something that might cure her, or at least bring back her self esteem.

A nice session of "rape the young human boy". Raping human boys cures 9/10 ailments monster girls have.
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>#11: Jabberwock, Gazer, Miia (Monstergirl Encyclopedia/Monster Musume) In queue
>#12: Miia's Mother (Monster Musume) In queue
I love it when artists have public queues like this. The next few months are going to have a ton of good content.
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>>14830613
Gosh above, was I the only fellow who wanted something we don't have dozens of content for already? Nothing against the other commissioners, I'm just a little surprised. And a little sad, I'll admit.
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>>14830393
Where did you find translations for information on her character? Assuming you don't just understand Japanese, that is.

Although, admittedly I haven't don't much looking for bios on the characters.
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>>14830622
It's to be expected really. The girls with a lot of content are either popular or waifus of dedicated people.

The real problem is that the people who like unpopular girls seem unwilling to spend money on content. One of these days I'll get some Hinezumi or Nereid content but the favourites come first.
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>>14830566
>Stubborn hakutaku trying to still figure out how everything works
>Ends up looking into the absolute inner workings of the universe as a whole
>Falls into the bottomless rabbit hole of quantum mechanics, the 'all we know is what our brains observe rather than what truly is' conundrum, and all that follows
>After several existential crisis and sleepless nights that forced her to buy a husbando daki built by Lilim Corps, she finds out what truly is behind the machinations of existence
>Free will is a myth
>Religion is a joke
>The universe is shaped by something greater
>memes

>Faggot memecat was her experiment
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>>14830642
>All she has to show for all her work is a picture a smug faggot cat sent her wearing a hat that says "Make Wonderland Great Again"
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>>14830622

>#1: Jabberwock (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) Done
>#2: Lilim OC (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) Done
>#3: Anubis (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) WIP (Sketch: done! - Lineart: done! - Color: pending)
>#4: Kejourou (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) In queue
>#5: Misha Arsellec (Ar Tonelico) In queue
>#6: Scylla (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) In queue
>#7: OC (Dungeons & Dragons) In queue
>#8: Miia (Monster Musume) In queue
>#9: Lich (Monstergirl Encyclopedia) In queue
>#10: Yagokoro Eirin+2 characters (Touhou) In queue
>#11: Jabberwock, Gazer, Miia (Monstergirl Encyclopedia/Monster Musume) In queue
>#12: Miia's Mother (Monster Musume) In queue

I think it's a nice turnout.
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We need the more of that bitchy ryu that does the weather
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>>14830686
She's a fat rude girl who needs to stop with rain and wind already
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Conflicted commission Anon here again... I think I know just about what I want to commission now IF I get the chance and the stars align. I'd like some opinions on the ideas and maybe even some extras ideas. I'll just list them basically, not explain the whole layout I have in mind.

>The theme is MGE anime cross-overs:
-Izumi from Ajin as a Wight
-A Ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul coupled with a Ghoul
-Anon brushing a Kejourou's hair in a parody of the Monogatari toothbrushing scene
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>>14830703
>-A Ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul coupled with a Ghoul
Better idea. Rize as a MGE Ghoul.
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>>14830703
I'm digging the Wight idea although if you list some anime you're fond of I could probably give some cross over suggestions.
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>>14830685
All I'm seeing is a whole bunch of monster girls we have plenty of art for already. But how people spend their money is their business, and how Loen chooses who to accept is his. I have no right to judge anybody for it, but I think I do have a right to be a teensy bit disappointed.
>>14830641
>The real problem is that the people who like unpopular girls seem unwilling to spend money on content.
It's a real shame!
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>>14830694
I say we need a whole news crew
>weather: ryu
>sport: werewolf
>main news: human dude and succubus
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>>14830723
Every night the Succubus signs off by raping the guy.
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>>14830723
>intern: Cyclops
>financial: Tanuki
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>>14830712
>Rize as MGE Ghoul
I'd considered having a Ghoul as a Ghoul, but not something so specific. Nice one! I'll consider it. I think I never got that far because I was running with the idea of there being a "pair" in each commission. Thanks for speaking up!

>>14830713
I appreciate your willingness. I was more or less thinking of series from this current season... that and I was trying to stick to ideas that I really felt inspired by to keep the list smaller and less tempting.

But on the topic of past anime: I remember I forgot to add having a Skeleton dressed up as Ainz from Overlord. Although I'm not sure I want those genderswap implications, hehe.

Oh, here's one that came to me suddenly. Darkness from KonoSuba as a Valkyrie.
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>>14830739
Cyclops would be the cameramonster, not intern.
Doppel on investigative reporting.
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>>14830765
Wurm as special investigator.
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>>14830723
She drops her important papers and spends half the news cast under the desk, guy caster constantly stutters and groans. Fund it.
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>>14830780
>"Earlier today two dryad women were found dead in the ocean in an apparent mob execution."
>"Chief of Police was qouted today saying "This is the first time I've seen a bush whacking."
>"And finally- Hey Carol watch the teeth will ya?"
>"And finally it's with a sad heart that I have to announce that our 'Special Investigation Wurm' will not be returning. She was last seen chasing a butterfly south."
>"This is MGC news and Carol lost her bet! She only made me cum eight times while I was doing this and she thought I was going to cum more than ten times!"
>"Looks like someone's getting the chasity belt this weekend!"
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>>14830760
>Darkness from KonoSuba as a Valkyrie
This one's nice, a super masochist Valkyrie.
Other airing stuff that comes to mind:
>Beatrix from Schwarzesmarken as a Hellhound/Werewolf
>Rory from gate as a Baphomet
>Galko as a pure Succubus
Part of me wants to see Yume from Grimgar as something but nothing really comes to mind for her except an elf and that's no fun.
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>>14830877
Elves are always fun anon! They know the forest really well and will totally help you out if you're lost! Especially if you're under the age of 14. For some reason they really like the youngins...
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I just thought about something: what if early humans thought about dinosaurs like we do with MGs?
>go to ancient cave
>find prehistoric cave paintings saying; "raptor-chan is mai waifu"
>under it someone else wrote about "T-Rex pussy is best"
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>>14830915
Please tell me you're american
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>>14830887
For some reason Elves scare me more than Succubus when it comes to lewd things, somehow i think that with a Succubus i will have a good time while with Elves i will be milked so dry that i will probably wish i was never born.

Not sure how the fuck do they have that effect on me.
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>>14830915
Prehistoric humans didn't coexist with dinosaurs 'murrican-kun.
On the other hand we had talk about humans and megafauna the other thread.
MAMMOTH TRUNK PUSSY.
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>>14830920
What does that have to do with anything? Is this some sort of new meme? Because I have a whole terrabyte dedicated to rare Pepesgirls!
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>>14830887
http://i.imgur.com/wkIPOl2.jpg

What could go wrong
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>>14830924
What if humans actually did and the only reason we don't know about it it's because they kept fucking reptile pussy so much that they shunned human pussy and went the way of the dodo.
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>>14830930
There has to be more of this. This is game CG, right? There's more to it, right?
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>>14830922
Probably because that's what they always say to men when they first meet.
>work in office
>new hire is a tall, busty elf
>she just walks up to you and kisses you and tells you "I'm gonna milk you dry until you scream!"
>all the other girls in the office get jealous because the elf hides behind 'customs' to openly grope you
>gazer boss looks on while pouting
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>>14830936
No idea
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>>14830943
Gazer boss sounds like a cutie. We need more of her.
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>>14830626
I just understand glorious Nihonese.
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>>14830920
>>14830924
Prehistoric Humans also didn't communicate on walls like we do

It's called fucking imagination. Learn it Europoor.
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Are we just all waiting for this thread to be killed off?
>I like to think that there's at least six different people in front of their computer ready to post their waifu as the OP
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>>14830992
>5 threads to go
It'll be a while longer.
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>>14830992
>6 people waiting to post their waifu
>1 waiting to post an Alp OP for shits and giggles
>1 who will inevitably fuck up and make a second thread
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>>14830998
Perhaps Sphinx should make a return. It's nice to see some of the lesser-seen MGs.
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>>14831011
I am actually wating to post the usual "Maid olev" post in the new thread.
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>>14831011
If six are waiting we might end up having six threads at once... But that's the waiting game for you. We just go to whichever was first.
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So uh, I joined the Manticore Republican Guard to make some quick cash. One year contract and all that.

But when I asked about the contract they said it was "Upgraded to a 12 year contract." Should I be worried?

I mean, some of them are really nice but they can be really possessive and protective as well, ones always watching me when I go to the rifle range incase I "Hurt myself" Don't know if I can take 12 years of it.
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>>14831015
It better be accompanied by a pic of shog-chan
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>>14831029
Do you think the meido rivalry started in kindergarten when shoggoth said her broom was better?
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>>14831028
>your position been extended for an additional twelve years
>with endless options for renewal
>ENDLESS options for renewal
those options of course being at the home office's discretion, not yours
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>>14830992
>>14830998
There a reason why we have to wait for this thread to completely disappear before making a new one? Fairly new (6-7 months) here.
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>missed an Abyssal dump
Godammit.
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>>14829419
>>14829439
>forgetting the wisp
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>>14831046
The /jp/ natives get mad at us.
And since we're not Syrian 'refugees', we don't needlessly antagonize out hosts.
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>>14831046
I always wondered about that, there are lots of generals threads in /jp/ that usually get a new one when the old will probably live another day or two before finally dying, but the /mgt/ seems to wait all the way down.

I like to think it's because we want to keep the bloodline pure.
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>>14831046
We contain ourselves to one thread only. It's how we have always survived. And because we aren't faggots and ride the ship to the end. It's only a 2100 post thread and threads die way faster than they used to, jesus christ. If people showed the old ways of image restraint, we'd still have a hundred images left right now.
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>>14831046
Out of respect for the current thread, the server management and to keep some semblance of order (teach us not to reach the image limit too soon, keeps us from having competing threads, etc)
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>>14831052
Okay, I'll make Wisp the next OP.
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>>14831046
http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu
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>>14831061
I still remember when these threads reached the 8000 posts before dying, man those were the good days.
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>>14831040
Just wait until the first week is over, that's when they start to bully the poor human boy.
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>>14831047
They'll be back. I'll post one for you next thread, but not as the OP.
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>>14831036
All those tentacles probably work as some sort of mop, they must have got in a fight over cleaning the same spot.

>>14831061
I blame Tiger Time!
Gas the tigers, race war now!
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>>14831067
Are you going to use the profile art, or the ones Barb and Monorus drew?
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>>14831028
How did this happen? Was it a "accident" or what?
You don't need to be too worried, they won't hurt you... physically. But I think you can make it out fine.
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>>14831079
I dunno, they said it was due to "Unforeseen circumstances."

But I don't really believe that, she had this weird smile and strange look in her eyes.

And the platoon leader has been acting strange too, caught her with my pt shorts one time but she said she was "Bringing them to me" But the thing is we had already done the 6 mile run earlier that morning.

These girls are strange man.
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>>14831077
Barb's lacks too many of its monstrous features and Monorus' isn't coloured, so it's not that variations and alternate settings aren't great, I'm not sure they'd suitable for the OP that should scream "Monster Girl"...?
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>>14828637
>punk rock

This isn't your easymodo wasteland, grandpa. It's the [CURRENT YEAR], get with the times.

Go folk metal or go home.
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>>14831118
>not liking superior avante-garde black metal
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>>14831130
>Black metal

Who let you off the back of the bus
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>Wake up
>Have to shovel a literal foot of snow off my driveway.

What I wouldn't give for a little wendigo who could clear it in a manner of seconds,

She could even have her own theme song.
I would call her Ms. Plow
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>>14831097
I see...
How far away do men sleep from the rest? Have you ever been offered to "sleep" in the same room as the platoon leader?
Also, how long has these girls been in service? It can be that they haven't met a man in a long while.
I there anything else "wired" that has happened?
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>>14831153
>User was abducted and waterboarded for this post
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>>14831138
Pay me like $20 and I'll do it. You're American right?
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>>14831153
Apparently they don't let men into the Guard because it's too high risk, so I guess it's just me?

No, no offers to sleep in her bed yet, but, I've woken up a few times with a few of the other soldiers standing over my cot with their tails wagging.

I think they watch me sleep, it's kind of creepy. They watch me eat too and they stare at me when ever I go into the showers.
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>>14831159
>Waterboarding
Weak, if it was me in charge I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse
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>>14831171
Already did it and, while I'm American, I'm also Dutch, meaning I could do it myself and save the 20 bucks.
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>>14831097
If it's really a problem, you should bring it up with your harassment counselor or the padre.
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>>14831174
So what you're saying is, that you've never been waterboarded before?
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>>14831181
Yes well, as a Canuck I just want to inform you that those $20 USD are pretty much worth twice the amount in CAD.
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>>14831174
Make torture great again!
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>>14831191
No, I said
>Weak, if it was me in charge I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse
Sorry you misread it.
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>>14831195
So I can pay you half that money to do it?
Are you snow Mexico now?
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>>14831173
Is there any way for you to get out? What happens if you "broke" your leg during training?
And do your sleeping area have a lock? and how thick is the walls and door?
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>>14831183
I did, that's how I found out my contract got upgraded.

Not sure about a padre though, when I joined they just gave me a sticky note that said "Tailpussy is love, Tailpussy is life"

I thought I was supposed to get a pocket bible but when I asked they just laughed and said I was "Too cute"
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>>14831204
Have you tried bringing it up with Standards? They are supposed to be independent of your CoC, and thus unbiased and willing to help. Alternatively, you could just bring it up higher in your own CoC.
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>>14831202
It's a barracks, there's 25 bunks including my own.

Dunno, haven't asked about injuries. They just pat my head when I ask about training hazards.
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>>14831210
The chain of cock helps no one but itself.
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>>14831173
Ah, I kind of understand how you feel. I got treated the same way when I joined the Fluffy Tail Wehrmacht at first.
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>>14831210
We don't have a regular CoC we answer directly to the president and act as her personal guard.

It's a bit different than the army, maybe I should have joined that instead.

I tried asking someone who looked like a sgtmaj but she just laughed and told me me to "Get me some cake fuckboy" I think her jacket was stolen too, it was ripped and stained.
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>>14831201
It's starting to look that way. So, if you'd please just invade Iran, Saudi Arabia, and other OPEC countries to put them in their place that'd be nice. The only people who should profit off their oil are us N. Americans!
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>>14831222
Glorious ally, I hear great things about fluffy tail.
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>>14831228
Things certainly have been on the up and up since we removed the Tanuki from our nation.

Don't believe the rumours though, we just relocated them to their own country. We aren't like those Horse Pussy savages after all.
>>
>>14831222
You're a lucky fuck. I joined the Maido Corps for the paid education and all they do is follow behind me and sweep. It's easy work, but hell, I've got blisters on my hands from all the broom work.
>>
>>14831212
I see. Have you asked them when you will be put out on the field? I also suggest you find a escape route. You know, just in case.
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>>14831223
I don't think that was a real Sgt. Major, you should probably report her for stolen valor.
>>
I want to be the childhood friend of a shonen hero monster girl!
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>>14831236
>>14831238
I have to go now I'm in trouble apparently. That sgtmaj just came by and yelled at me for a dress infraction.

Now I have to "learn how to properly dress."

Gotta meet her in the lounge in 3 minutes, wish me luck.
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>>14831259
I'll pray for you.
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>>14831259
May god have mercy upon your soul.
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>>14831259
YeahRIP.jpg
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>>14831259
>>14831271
I believe this is a suitable reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A
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>>14831278
No, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_szJ6M-kM
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>>14831265
>>14831268
>>14831271
I wouldn't be very concerned if he just got chewed out by a regular NCO. But by his, I assume, CSM? That's never a good thing; last time I was called to the SSM's office nothing good resulted.
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We're nearing the end.
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>>14831376
Makes me remember that hobo Wurm with the badly written "the end is near" sign in that writefaggotry about pasta.

Wurms would definitely make the cutest hobos though.
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>>14830877
>Yume from Grimgar... Elf
Give me some time to finish catching up and then I MIGHT have a way to play the elf angle quite nicely.

Also, great suggestions! I do remember someone a few threads ago mentioning Beatrix as an MG. I do quite like Schwarzesmarken, especially as my first full Muv-Luv exposure.

I thought of a new one, by the way:
>Charon as Umikaze or Unryuu
You know, because boats man
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>>14831378
Wurms can make almost anywhere their home since they're strong and love to be active outdoors.
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Someday I might overdose on Jabberwock

But that day won't be anytime soon

http://imgur.com/a/kolEl
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>>14831397
I want to see Re as an MGE Lich. She'd have a radical skeletal Dragon as her tail instead of that bio-organic one in addition to Abyssal versions of the MGE Liches trinkets.
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>>14831412
She'll wock your world, forever and ever. Nice find, or work, if you drew these!
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>>14831412
That ahegao holy shit.
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>>14831420
>Nice find, or work, if you drew these!
Nah, artist is

http://materclaws.deviantart.com/
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>>14830983
>Prehistoric Humans also didn't communicate on walls like we do
CAVE. PAINTINGS.
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>>14831420
What are you namefaggng for? Stop that.
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>>14831419
Haha, she'd make one helluva energetic Lich! Now then... Trinkets?
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>>14831397
>Charon as Umikaze or Unryuu
I like these, although it'd be amusing to see Charon reluctantly dressing up as Shimakaze for money.
>>14831412
Damn that first one is lewd.
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>>14831426
Not like we do with shit like "mai waifu" and other image board mannerisms, they weren't romans.
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>>14831427
It's only supposed to be for punny moments, but the reply box saved it from last time.

What are you spelling poorly for? Stop that.
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>>14831429
Haha, well, there's no reason it can't be that... but I'm afraid of turning her into prostitution bait. Also, Iowa has Shimakaze cosplay covered for now, same in reverse actually. People are enjoying how two of the fastest ships of their type look like a younger/older version of each other.
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>>14831431
What about that old-ass fertility idol?
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>>14831425
Ooh, thanks for the link, Anon.
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>>14830983
>Prehistoric Humans also didn't communicate on walls like we do
Dude
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>Thread in front of us has 444 posts
>Number of death in JP
>SOON
>>
SOON
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>>14831453
>Thread of death just died
EVEN SOONER
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>>14831412
Fucking nice m8
Is this final or it's going to be colored?
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>>14831466
2 will make it the finals, 1 won't.
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>>14831449
>Be Big Hunter
>killed an antelope, tonight's gonna be good eating
>make a fire, because you're Big Hunter and there's nothing you can't do
>lazy gatherers bring some berries and shit, good for seasoning maybe
>eat and chill inna cave
>suddenly Ogg says he wants some Neanderthal pussy
>Nigga what?
>Gorak shakes his head
>"Nah man, mammoth trunk sucks your dick like you wouldn't believe"
>this is why you don't like gatherers
>shaman comes in, good, he'll set them right
>Nope, shaman starts jerking off to the pictures he painted on the walls
>why would he do that
>you ask
>"They're perfect, man. Nothing in reality matches painted females"
>Seriously?
>"You want shrooms?"
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>>14831441
Yeah, it's totally up to you what you want to do. I just like the thought of flustered Charon.
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