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TOUCH FUZZY
GET DIZZY

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Maids are olev
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I want to milk Hakutaku sensei!
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third for comfy
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Hakutaku sensei and Holstaur childhood friend double teaming anon!
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Kobold daughterus are the cutest!
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daughteru!
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Tigers ARE a valid option.
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>Snipe the last thread
>Somebody makes a new thread nearly a minute after I do because they can't into refreshing the board

Jesus christ, I'm trying to prevent that sort of shit from happening.
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>>14809792
I want to spank a Jinko that's in heat.
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Well, this thread came first. I say keep it.
Plus, kesarans are utterly adorable.
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>>14809691
We need this, I need this.
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>>14809798
>implying it wasn't clear when I clicked post
I blame the file size though
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Reminder to tuck them in tight.
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Reminder to love your waifu and compliment her every day.
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>>14809818
With a loli holst and imouto and her pure Minotaur onee-san?
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I sure do love manticores and cheshires!
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>>14809830
>>14809835
reminder-mind
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>>14809844
Good for you?
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>>14809844
>He likes Manticores
LaughingCheshires.jpg
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More people need to see the delicious brown slime lewd from last thread: http://i.imgur.com/pMoWfGj.jpg

And here is a bunch of random pictures: http://imgur.com/a/2UOh3
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>>14809844
Wanna end up like Jack here? Because saying that is how you end up like him.
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>>14809856
I mean, its not the worst fate to befall me.
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>>14809856
>You will never be Jack
Fucking faggot
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>>14809759
I want a devil bug to laugh at my tiny penis!
I really should clean my house!
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>>14809792
Fortunately there are better drawn Jinkos out there.
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>>14809864
>Go to the kitchen
>Devil bugs crawl out from under the plates to laugh at your tiny penis
>Take a shower
>Devil bug pops out of the drain to laugh at your tiny penis
>Go to bed
>Get woken up by devil bug that snuck into your room to laugh at your tiny penis

Your home will never be safe.
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>>14809864
Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?
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>>14809801
That's a lot of Wendigo.
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>"Ohoho~? A new minion sent by the elders to stop me?"
>"Maybe this one will actually be a challenge this time!"
>"Show me what you got warrior! Do not bore me!"
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>>14809883
I'm seeing the meme a lot in the threads recently. What the fuck does it mean?
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>>14809844
I like them best when they're mortal enemies.
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>>14809853
>Hakutaku art already
Nice.
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>>14809876
is it Tiger time already?
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Kind of wish I could do better for you all without having to change pen name
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>>14809856
Felicia looks like she has botox lips there.
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>>14809888
What happens if I start jacking off?
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>>14809911
Then don't change it, and to hell with the people who tryna put you down.
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>>14809903
Maybe, maybe not.
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>>14809911
I know that feel.
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>>14809903
Please no. Tiger Girls make me want to do things that I know I could never do.
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>>14809911
Just do what I did. Find a writefag from these threads in real life, kill them, and publish your stories under their name, completely filling their shoes.

No one will ever know.
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>>14809932
So THAT'S what happened to Quicksilver.
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>>14809901
The perverted cow teacher deserves more love

>>14809903
I want to cross continents to marry the legendary white jinko who defeated an evil dragon overlord in order to save her country
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>>14809888
She won't be so smug when I start taking my clothes off
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>>14809888
Well I got a secret technique. It's called "remove pants". Let's see how well against that one.
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"Whatcha want runt?"
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>>14809923
>>14809931
TIGER TIME IT IS
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>>14809946
To leave, ma'am. Just point me in the right direction and I'll be on my merry way.
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>>14809898

I did it once after some butthurt anon killed my thread prematurely and I only remember one person complaining. It's fine.
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>>14809790
That got a chuckle from me.

>>14809801
Such noble creatures
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>>14809946
Oppai
OH PIE
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>>14809946
Waist is too large.
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>>14809946
You dropped your phone
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>>14809948
Anon no!
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>>14809917
>>14809943
>>14809944
>She starts stuttering and her face starts glowing as she hurriedly tries to get you to put your pants back on.
>"But we can't fight unless you're in your armor! That's what my books tell me!"
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>>14809966
Anon yes!
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>>14809948
I want a Wendigo with abs like that.
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>>14809932
Dan Backslide please.
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>>14809970
It's a different kind of fighting, honest.
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>>14809963
"Where is it? I don't see it on the floor."
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>>14809822
>"You know, with me being as big a fan of Godzilla as anyone, I figured out what the personality of Godzilla would be like if translated into a monster girl. Godzilla as a monster girl, would most likely be a Kuudere, especially if if you watch Son Of Gozilla and see how he treats his son over the course of the film."

I think that's entirely correct. I believe this artwork conveys that initial coldness nicely. It'd be really cool of KC did some of the film monsters as MGs, but he's got his hands full already. I've seen more monstrous versions of a Godzilla MG, but this and Gojiren (who's actually a hybrid like Primera from MGE) are my favourite designs.
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>>14809970
I only know one way to fight, Ma'am, and it requires use of my rod.
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>>14809977
Anon please, I don't want to masturbate to lewd Tiger girls right now. Please postpone Tiger Time until later.
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>>14809970
We're gonna make love, not war. Now drop 'em.
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>>14809979
I want a soft and curvy Wendigo.
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>>14809784
>Not including minotaur senpai
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>all this tigerposting
I approve
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>>14809991
IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP! TIGER TIME HAPPENS EVEN AT WORK!
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>>14809991
>He thinks he can just postpone the lewds
You hears him. RAMP UP THE LEWDS
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>>14809995
A cow four-way?
I can impregnate it
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>>14809986
Check between your breasts
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>>14809937
I'll love her so much she ends up with quadruplets!
>>14809970
Oh yeah, then how come you're not wearing any armor?
>>14809995
The more cows the merrier!
>>14810007
You read my mind.
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>>14810001
>no paws
I don't approve of this as much
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>>14809970
Look I'm going to fight with my other sword. Ok?
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>>14809991
NO! TIGER! TIME! NOW!
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>>14809995
I want to grope those tits so bad.
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>>14809995
abjobs
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Well, I finally finished Xenoblade Chronicles today.
Holy fucking shit, that game. That ending. That Star Ocean 3 tier twist. That everything.

Have a cute headwinged bird lady in celebration.
Being Melia is suffering.
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>>14810001
>>14810013
Please no, Tiger Time can wait until later.
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Posting tigers!
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>>14809952
Well, it was a sudden plan B anyway.

Dammit, she was literally /jp/ the monster
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>>14810019
>Being Melia is suffering.
She didn't even get into PxZ2.
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>>14810022
IT'S AS I SAID ANON TIGER TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE!!!
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>>14810024
Damn it Sagat. This is not a way to cope with not being in SFV
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>>14810022
TIGER TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE!
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>>14809911
I guess you wish to be known as Charonymous, huh?
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>>14810013
That's a runt.
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>>14810028
God damn Tiger needs to learn how to eat properly.
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>>14810022
OOGA BOOGA WERE ALL DA WHITEBOIS AT?
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>>14809856
Jack's a lucky motherfucker.
I want a delicious brown fat cat ass in my face.
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>>14810040
That Jinko is getting hugged.
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>>14809988
Yeah, Agree with you it's my favorite design as well. It's something I've been want to say on these threads for a while, as I've been think about how a Godzilla monster girl would be like in terms of personality. That's the best part of Kaiju, they already have a set personality most of them, so transferring it to monster girl isn't that hard actually. I want to hold Godzilla-chan close and tell her she never has to be alone again, watch that cold exterior of hers eventually melt into a sweet, caring, girl who personality is warmer than nuclear fire.
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>>14810022
TIGER TIME!!!
>no mom no!!!
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>>14810040
I want the scary big black tigers to stop sexualizing me.
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Do you know what this thread needs?
MORE TIGERS!!!
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>>14810049
looks like a leopard
>>14810057
you're gonna get BLACKED, son.
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>>14810049
Is it bad that I want to be adopted by a Siberian Jinko who institutes a strict daily 'Tiger Time' during which I'm required to give her as much affection as I can manage?
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>>14810059
is it time for work already?
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Lioness > Tiger
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>>14810040
I want that Jinko and her other delicious brown catgirl friends to fuck me senseless.
They have to cuddle me afterwards and take responsibility by becoming my wives.
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>>14810058
I like the way you think!
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>>14810058
That's drawn by the guy that designed Prier.
Lets not squander images this early guys.
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Wonderland Centaur soon!
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>>14810040
I'm the locker room getting ready for some hockey
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All this talk about "Tiger Time"

Do you lot not know that Tiger time is all the time?
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I'm going to tease a Jinko with a laser pointer, they are just big dumb cats after all
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>>14810076
FUCK YOU IT'S TIGER TIME
I've got like two more pics I was gonna dump then leave it at that...
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>>14810071
Please no, I can't handle my boss and co-workers blowing me under my desk as a pick-me-up all day again.
Being the only human in the office isn't as fun as it sounds.

>>14810075
>Unspoilered nips
Nice knowing you anon.
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>>14810082
rape imminent
>>14810088
this is delightful
I like tiger time
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I prefer slime time.
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>>14810078
But that's undead centaur
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>>14810088
Is this one of that Fizz faggots characters?
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>"Ara ara, Anon, you're not interested in an old cat like me are you?
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>>14810059
But that sounds indecent.
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>>14810102
yes, yes I am
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>>14810102
That does depend, are you a milf or a cake?
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>>14810094
OF COURSE! TIGER TIME IS BEST TIME!
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Titanic Tigers!
Tiny Tigers!
Titty Tigers!
Tubby Tigers!

All are welcome in tiger time
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>>14810104
It is, it's extremely lewd and degrading, and you'll end up on a website getting triple teamed by chocolate skinned jinkos, eventually ending up on /pol/ with the caption
>How can human girls even compete?
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>>14810114
What about Tickled Tigers?
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>>14810121
Tickle them all you want!
Just watch out for when she snatches you
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>>14810118
That's not fair those human women deserve love as well! Even if black tiger pussy is tight, and warm, and delicious, and they know how to fuck a man hard, unlike those human women. Some of them might cry knowing all the men are getting stolen from them!
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>>14809918
>>14810032
It'd be easier than just posting stuff and people hating on it because of who made it. But yes, I am Charonymous.
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>>14810114
I want a titanic titty tiger that has a "^" face on all the time.
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>>14810136
>human women
they knew they were fucked the day they realized MG's actually are in love with their husbands and don't see them as walking wallets
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>>14810136
Life isn't fair. You're going to get violated by 7 feet of dark skin, light fur, big paws, and chuff.
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I want to lightly bite a Jinkos shoulder while fucking her from behind.
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>>14810146
This is the closest I got.
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>>14810157
I want to give a jinko a big nibble on her ear while hitting it from the back
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>>14810159
Not oppai loli. Just a 7ft muscled Jinko with huge tits and ass.
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I want a gentle yandere kiki to cut my tendons and rape me senseless!
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>>14810153
I'm sure they can love as well.

>>14810156
But they're too big! How can a frail white boy like me handle all that dark meat?
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>>14810172
mamono mana, also, it's not like you have a choice, start stocking up on mino milk to get your bones thicker.
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>>14810180
What happened to "No"?
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>>14810170
>gentle
>tendon cutting
Anon, I'm not sure if it works like that.
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>>14810172
Exactly, I think human girls can love just as much as any monster girl. I've met a few who are quite pleasant to talk to and really thankful to just be with me.I told them no problem and that as long as they don't wrong me, I'll return my happiness to be with them. Also, I don't have to worry about being raped/assaulted by most human girls, so that a big plus in my opinion.
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>>14810186
Anon, you can't just throw letters together and pretend they make words. Unless you're some sort of magician, 'no' will not save you.
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>>14810172
>human women
>knowing the concept of love
Keep holding on to that notion and then you end up like me; 29 years old and two divorces later...
But enough blogging have some blueberry pie.
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>>14810078
BEHOLD THE HORSEPUSSY OF THE SHADOWISLES
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>>14810201
Meh, Cherry is better.
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>>14810217
>>14810071
I find those lips to be disgusting
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>>14810217
4 horns?!? She's pretty horny.
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>>14810068
>Siberian Jinko
I want this meme to die already. Literally founded by a faggot.
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>>14810227
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man.
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>>14810195
You never know they're not rapists. Some of them might turn into them when they get fed up with all the duck going to monstergirls

>>14810198
But don't they know that I don't want it? All they're doing is enforcing negative stereotypes?
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What drink do you get your monster girl on after Beer Prices get too high from shortage due to two sumo onis have a chugfest?
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>>14810027
>Live a sheltered life, hidden away entirely from the public
>Only people who really care for you are your dad, brother, and your personal guards, who've been your lifelong friends
>Watch your guards die protecting you from a Telethia attack
>Saved from certain death by a boy named Shulk, who seems completely amazing and selfless
>Decide to journey with him to help him fight the Mechon
>Fall for Shulk after all you've been through together
>Mechon attack your city for the first time ever not long after
>Your dad goes off to protect the city and is skewered on the cold claws of a vile, mocking Metal Face
>Metal Face taunts you as your father dies in your arms
>Learn about Shulk's dead love interest
>Also discover that she's actually alive, and comes back later to Shulk's boundless happiness, meaning you have exactly zero chance of ever being with him in that way
>Much later on, after confronting what appears to be your final foe, get betrayed by a friend, who shoots Shulk so that the entity using him as a meat puppet can realise itself
>Attempt to fight back against the betrayer and get knocked the fuck out by a rifle butt to your head
>Wake up to discover that the god of the Bionis is actually malevolent, and the sole purpose of your entire species' existence on the Bionis you live upon is to be forcibly regressed back into mindless, bestial Telethia to cull the lives of every other sentient being
>Watch your very own brother be mutated and absorbed into the conglomerate mass of High Entia soldiers like something out of John Carpenter's The Thing
>The disciple of the big bad basically mocks you about how both you and your brother are going to die, him by your own hands in his servile, unthinking state, and mocks you with the possibility that you might be reincarnated as lovers in your next lives, instead of siblings
>Finally kill your own brother, and get to say farewell to him as he gains enough control to suicide the Telethia he's a part of
>The only consolation is that Riki heard his voice too
>When the final battle is over, Shulk's world reboot does even revive the dead High Entia, your brother and father included

Melia had a hard life.
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>>14810217
>Cherry
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>>14810258
>Not strawberry rhubarb

You're all idiots.
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>>14810239
Yeah true, that could happen to me, but it's a hell of a lot less likely to occur with human girls than monster girls. Also, if one does try and rape me, I can actually fight them off and run away, compared to monster girls who there is likely any chance to get away from if they wish to assault you. Plus, most human girls would probably just be happy a guy wants to talk to them and possibly date them for who they are.
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>>14810251
Oh shit, she really did have it bad.
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>>14810262
>strawberry rhubarb
>Not Apple Cinnamon
Surrounded. I'm surrounded by idiots
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>>14810258
>No adoptive Echidna-born Demon Onee-san to sit on your lap and grind against you while pretending she doesn't notice how hard you're getting.
>She'll never tease you relentlessly and never let you cum until you snap one night, pin her down on her bed and fuck her senseless while she teases you for being so lewd.
Fuck.
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>>14810280
What if you're not the sort of person who would snap and rape family member?
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>>14810286
Then she'll invite you to her room during the full moon.
You'll be met with her, tied to the bed with her legs spread and her pussy wet.
The first thing out of her mouth when you step into her room and see her is "Ravish me."
Demon Onee-san has some serious fantasies.
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>>14810286
Yeah, homos are people too
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>>14810275
>Not rubyrye creampie
Plebeians are everywhere these days.
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>>14810274
Yep. There's basically no consolation for her in the final cutscene, either.
It ends with Dunban working alongside the High Entia and Machina to bring about a better future, Reyn, Riki and Sharla messing around fishing with Sharla's little brother, and Shulk and a once-again human Fiora getting lovey together.
Compare that to Melia, who is left standing looking out at the ocean, all alone with nothing but her thoughts.

And to top it all off, like was already mentioned, she doesn't even make it into the new Project X Zone game. Unlike the childhood friend who won.

Best girl deserved better.
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>>14810302
It was very nice meeting you, see you in a few days.
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>>14810302
See you in a few days.
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>>14810251
It's so true, and makes me wish I could hug her tight and help make her life brighter. I want to tell her that I'll always be by her side and that she doesn't have to face things alone. life may be hard, but I'd try myhardest to make her life a little bit brighter and hold each other up when the other is down. Melia is best Xenoblade Chronicles girl no doubt about it.
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>>14810302
Enjoy your vacation Anon.
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>>14810302
Come on anon.
Also Mari is too bland and slutty for me to like her in any way.
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>>14810302
Slut
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>>14810302
R.I.P anon.
I want to be hunted down and raped by Deruella.
Then I want to hug and cuddle her afterwards and see what happens.
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>>14810316
I must admit, that's a nice looking volleyball.
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>>14810316
>Your waifu will never be part of the waifu group
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>>14810329
All you have to do is commission a whole shit-ton of stuff of your waifu.
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>>14810329
>wanting your waifu to be a meme
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I want to be raped by my childhood friend in heat.
I want to be the only male student in a monstergirl school!
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>>14810258
>Summon Demon
>She's looking smug as you're laying out the terms of the contract
>Grins when you tell her she has to be your girlfriend and asks if that comes with all the responsibilities of said duties, to which you reply, of course
>She asks if you plan to use her body like you would a normal human girl, her smile fading when she notices your blank expression
>No, you tell her.
>The Demon curses under her breath when every time she makes a motion to alter the contract, you block her with more interjections
'Oh? What use have you for me then?'
>Tell her the final clause of the contract
>She is to be your girlfriend, and rather than walk around in such slovenly BDSM tryhard gear
>She is to wear summer dresses, modest boots, or what you refer to as 'normal clothes for a young lady'
'Surely you must be kidding to think I'll listen to you. I'm a Demon of Lust, you have no dominion here outside of this circle. What's to prevent me from raping you?'
>Grin at her, replying quietly
'You are bound by the contracts, it's that simple. Now, if you'd wash your hands and tidy up, we can have dinner and then retire for the evening.'
>There's just a small flush on her face before she looks away and gives a 'tch!'
'Fine, you stupid boy. I'll play your game, but you'll eventually give in. One way or the other.'
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>>14810351
That's a real good way to get gangbanged by monstergirls in heat.
Even your teachers.
Everyone gets a go, but your childhood friend gets your first time.
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>>14810357
New chapter is out? I should read it
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No ban edition. I hope?

http://i.imgur.com/QFfWHhU.jpg
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>>14810351
Slut.
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>>14810362
>implying it's not going to be whoever takes Anon's virginity first gets to be his wife
>implying the monsters aren't going to blue ovary each other to take the virginity of the only male in school
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>>14810351
Sluuuuut

I like you
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>>14810357
I recognize this art style, what's the source? I need a kiss-slut in my life.
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>>14810372
Lilims are objectively shit
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>>14810372
Is it wrong that I want to chain, ballbag and knock up Mari even knowing she's been with countless men?
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>>14810384
Tsurezure children
also
>2016
>not using google
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>>14810384
Wakabayashi Toshiya
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>>14810357
I want a Succubus who's a total kiss-slut.
Her sisters think she's weird.

>>14810374
>implying that his childhood friend didn't steal his virginity already.
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>>14810373
>>14810379
Is it wrong that I want to be the sex slave of a pack of nerds like the oomukades and the tengus?
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>>14810394
So she raped him in his sleep?
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>>14810397
>of a pack of nerds
Very wrong. You should be a slut for alpha girls like gangs of onis and shark girls.
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>>14810389
>Using google
What, for a glimpse of the fabled google image search where it actually ever finds the thing for once? Didn't find it this time. Either
All the same, thanks for the sauce.
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>>14810405
No. They had a tender first time together under the light of the full moon.
There was kissing and handholding involved, so it was incredibly obscene for monstergirls.
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>>14810388
The fact that you don't want to wear a condom while in her probably std riddled cunt is weird yes, I hope you weren't planning on taking responsibility if you do impregnate her though.
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I want to be the only man in a school filled with horny, single monster girls. I also want to avoid every single rape attempt because my great grandfather maxed out his luck and agility.
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>>14810416
Hey, KC outright said that mamono mana prevents that kind of thing and the only monster stds are the pleasurable kind.

Of course I wouldn't take responsibility, she'd run off with another man anyway.
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>>14810421
Please anon, I can do that and the only thing my grandfather maxed out was strength and endurance. His intelligence was really too low however which may have rubbed off on me. Which could explain why I'm 22 and in the sixth grade.
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>>14810311
I'm glad someone shares my opinions on her with such passion.
Her Starlight Kick art is unarguably the most adorable in the game, just because you get to see her drop-kick and knock over enemies potentially the size of a three storey house, and hear her go "Oof!" when she lands on her butt afterwards.
And her "swimsuit" clothing is basically the cutest thing on the planet.
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>>14810408
I want to be hunted down and gangbanged by a gang of delinquent monstergirls comprised of a Hellhound, three Werewolves, a Red Oni and her Blue Oni sister, a Holst who fell in with the wrong crowd, a Raiju, a Manticore, a Cheshire Cat, and two Kakuen who are twins.
And then I want them to treat me like a member of their gang and protect me from bullies.
I want to pretty much end up the group's shared husband who comforts them when they're sad and cooks meals for the gang and sleeps with them all in a big cuddlepile.
I want to be the shared husband of my cute delinquent wives.
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>>14810424
I guess there's nothing wrong with being cheated on when you're counting on it to happen. It's like self destructing plates that you know will explode once you eat them. You lost a plate, but atleast you din't have to clean it
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>>14810427
But anon, with high luck and agility I can have almost anything go in my favor. I would be able to take down two Onis at the same time by being a lucky piece of shit instead of becoming incredibly strong!
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>>14810429
Living the dream
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>>14810432
Mari confirmed for coal burning succu-slut
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>>14809798
You aren't the only one keen on sniping the thread anon.
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>>14810429
My negro
>you will never help the delinquents study due to you being the only erpson who paid attention in class
>you will never make meals for them and preparing the bed
>they will never cuddle with you in a cuddle pile
>they will never protect you in school
>they will never show their dere side to you

life is suffering
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>>14810299
>Not Mixberry crumble
It's like I entered The Alp Den
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>>14810429
S l u t
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>>14810439
I can't believe I forgot to mention their boss.
She's a well toned delicious brown Lamia who insists on everyone in her gang calling her "Anego".

>>14810472
Just imagine them all cuddling you after the gangrape and welcoming you to the gang.
The whole reason their boss wanted to make me the gang's husband in my fantasy boils down to "I want to see him smile."
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>>14810472
>Being a tutor to a group of sexy delinquents
That would try my patience to its limits, but it would be oh so worth it.
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>>14810505
Cucking!
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>>14810505
headpats
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>>14810505
Ignoring
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>>14810428
Agreed, my nigga of finest taste.She's cute and the only video game girl who stand equal to her likability,cuteness, and personality is Tali from Mass Effect. Also I imagine Melia flaps her head wings really fast when she's happy, which only helps make her more cute in my mind.
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214th for pinching cute Wurm cheeks
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>>14810438
I don't even need my strength when I have my aura of denseness.
I can't for the life of me tell what my teacher wants to do. Something to do with bananas in her mouth? Hell if I know.
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>>14810505
Raping, impregnating, then leaving her alone in the hospital as I elope with the smart Wurm physician!
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>>14810505
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>>14810505
>tfw no one cares about horned blueberry Cyclops
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>>14810521
>>14810514
>>14810564
You three are some rude dudes. How dare you do that to the most pure race of Monster Girls, even Polypemus-chan got cucked by Odysseus because she looked like this!
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>>14810579
I don't like them and I never will.
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>>14810579
I don't care. I'll break as many Cyclops hearts as I can!
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>>14810584
But all they want is one night with you, Anon!
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>>14810606
Hold on, where are my dollar bills?
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>>14810606
While she has a nice butt her arms look rather tiny.
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>>14810607
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>>14810606
Penis, no
>That wetness
Penis
>Dripping down her thighs
Please
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>>14810630
You heard me. They'll realize they're inferior specimens and that they'll die alone and unloved.
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>>14810606
Wait, new Salamander art?
Ooh baby.
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>>14810613
I don't like them.
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>>14810329
There's a waifu group?
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>>14810668
That's a girl from that EMG game.
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>TFW fucking Tower Girls gives me a weird idea for a Tsukumogami sword girl
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>>14810579
>have your grandmothers wedding ring willed to you
>somehow in between moving halfway across the country you lose the ring but still have the diamond carats
>in the neighborhood you now reside in has a cyclops next door
>one day see her working in her garage
>she's doing body work on Old Man Hendersons 1972 Cadillac
>that rear bumper though
>on both of them
>strike up a conversation about what she's doing
>Old Man Henderson took out a few of his garden gnomes the other day and trashed the paint
>oh well, nothing a buffer and new coat of paint really couldn't fix
>she also went to tell you that she also fixed the timing belt, front axel, replaced the power steering fluid, changed the oil, and rotated the tires
>you also notice her eye has gotten what looks to be a star in the pupil
>ask her how she knows so much about cars
>apparently her dad owned an illegal 'chop shop' and taught her all he knew about cars
>and how to steal them
>you also learn that because of this knowledge it had led her to lose a few years of her life in prison
>six to be exact
>so at the chipper, young age of 32 she's trying to be more 'proper' in not only her eyes but in the eyes of the law
>she's doing Hendersons car for free
>she asks if you would like to help
>you (a little too enthusiastically) say 'yes' and grab a buffer to help her out
>you two then spend the whole day talking and bonding over working on a car
>late in the evening is when you two finally finish
>everything is just perfect on the car
>but you know you would've been done at least three hours ago if she wasn't so good at bringing out the conversationalist in you
>you tell her you'll see her tomorrow and maybe have some work for her to do on your own car
>you did hit that Cait Sith back in Tennesee...
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>>14810505
Telling them alllllll about the problems I have with my cute alp girlfriend.
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>>14810716
>Fucking a Cait Sith
You ruined it
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>>14810505
Stuffing, dicking marrying
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>>14810372
lucky man
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>>14810716
>you did hit that Cait Sith back in Tennesee...
Soiled it.
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>>14810716
>Old Man Henderson
Heh.
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>>14810724
>you tell her you'll see her tomorrow and maybe have some work for her to do on your own car
>you did hit that Cait Sith back in Tennesee...

I thought he ment that he hit the Cait Sith with the car
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>>14810703
Explain...
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>>14810724
I think its implying the dude hit a Cait Sith with a car, which is fine my most of us.
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>>14810732
>>14810724

How to into Reading Comprehension: /jp/ Edition.
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>>14810724
>>14810732
Hey, we all have a moment of weakness, and when there's no other girl around, what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in? They smell it when you do that you know.
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>>14810746
now this is high end bait!
if it isnt i sincerely apologize
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>>14810740
Basically a sword gaining its own soul after being coated in the cursed blood of monsters from pre-Demon Lord. Or some silly contrived thing like that. Ignore and move on since nothing good can come from my brain flatulence.
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>>14810740
Thick
Meaty
Swords
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>>14810746
>They smell it when you do that you know.
If they could they'd also acknowledge their prospective mates disdain for furshit.
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>>14810613
I'll take the many cute cyclops girls if you don't want them. I give them love, cuddle and head pats as i tell them they're all beautiful girls who each can share my love. AS we tuck ourselves in at night, I kiss each of their heads and nuzzle one by one until we fall to sleep.
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>>14810763
You forget they're cats. Cats are inherently assholes who hate your feelings.
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>>14810782
So it happened at last.
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>>14810782
Cor.
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>>14810787
Blimey
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>>14810782
>It finally got made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0
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>>14810782
holy s-
I feel like the breasts are a bit lopsided, one isn't as big as the other and both could be bigger in general, just me.
Also just me but who thinks a lactating edit would be good
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>>14810505
Giving head pats and cuddles to, telling them you truly love them for who they are. For holding close at night and telling them their smiles are always safe with you. And for having the best and most passionate sex you can ever have.
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>>14810787
>>14810788
Yangus, get out.
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>>14810782
oh my
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>>14810800
All MGs deserve this
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>>14810541
Tali's adorable too, I can agree with that.

The imagery of Melia flapping her headwings like that is great, but I don't think she's the type of person to consciously do that.
She's spent so long being refined, but with that desire to break away from the silver shackles of royalty. You make her laugh, one of those contagious uncontrollable laughs, and as she slowly realises she doesn't have to restrain herself, she really starts to go from giggles to clutching her stomach.
That's when you notice them, kicking up a breeze around her head to the point her hair starts to look like she's spent a few hours on a coastal cliff.
Hell, she probably wouldn't notice herself doing it until she saw you looking up at them in amusement. Then she'd try and fail marvellously to act peeved at you, holding her wings to the sides of her head.
It's basically perfect teasing ammunition.

Also, consider this: Being kissed by her while she wraps her wings around your head to hold it against hers.
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>>14810782
That tail is BULBOUS.
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>>14810716
>the next day take your car to Jessica's garage
>get everything fixed on it
>ask to repay her for her help with dinner
>she perks up and graciously accepts
>tell her that since you're new here that she pick her favorite restaurant and you'll pay
>she takes you this hole in the wall pizza place downtown
>the breadsticks were good and drinks were half off
>and then the pizza
>good lord this beats some places in MGC NY
>you thank Jessica for bringing you here and then happily gorge yourself on the cheesy, saucy, goodness
>after some time and (a few too many) drinks, you two head home
>when you drop Jessica off she asks if you would like to come in for coffee
>you oblige and turn off the engine and walk her into her house
>as soon as you enter she's on top of you, her dress off her body as if it was never there
>you try to fight but her experience in prison is showing here
>you tell yourself to calm down and go with the flow you ride it out
>figuratively and literally
>you find out later that you're the first guy she's been with since she was sent to prison
>apparently no one wants to be friends with a known felon around here
>but they are willing to let her work on their cars
>and just like that you just lost A LOT of respect for your new neighbors
>you tell Jessica not to worry about it, that every thing finds it way
>and you two sleep peacefully for the first time in a while
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>>14810823
Agreed and a happy cyclops girl can give you incredible sex in my opinion. because you like her for who she is and love every aspect of her, her happiness directly translates to amazing and passionate sex sessions. Afterwards, you can hold her head to your heart and watch as she falls asleep, a smile indicating she feels like the happiest girl n the world all thanks to you.
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The awkward moment when you have to describe your character to an artist who has never heard of the shit you write about. Commissioning this character makes me feel like a degenerate.
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>>14810861
Do you speak english?
Donde esta la bibliotecha?
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>>14810760
They're not called broadswords for nothing.
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>>14810861
God damn Wendigos, stop being so cute.
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>>14810853
Its good to see monoeye getting some love
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>>14810881
More like great swords in my opinion.

>Y-yeah I have a wide hilt, what of it?

>>14810891
Sorry Anon, that's how they get you.
Well, that and snow ambushes.
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>>14810832
>Being kissed by her while she wraps her wings around your head to hold it against hers.

That sounds like the most adorable and romantic thing ever. I do agree, it would most likely flap her head wings when it's an unconscious decision. We'd be sitting out at night looking at the sky and just talking about life and it's many wonders, with me spooning her. As the night goes on, she eventually surprises me by turning around and kissing me, wrapping her wings around my head as to make it seem as though the only thing that matters in the world are me and her. Our heads connected so that we don't even have to speak, just staying like that happy to be with one another.
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>>14810860
I can assure you that artists who take commissions like that have seen far worse than yours.
Consider how many put on a porcelain smile when someone wants them to draw a horrendous sparkledog OC, or cringeworthy anime self insert. Or some character outlet for the sorts of fetishes best left on Furaffinity, like the Devil trapped in Hell.

I know it might feel embarrassing, but trust me. You're just one commissioner of many.
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>>14810851
>secrettailpussy.jpg
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>>14810933
Thank you for making feel alright. You're a cool guy.
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>>14810853
>a few months later everything is going well with Jessica
>you then get a really crazy idea
>you tell Jessica about a ring your mother had and 'lost'
>she gets to work for a ring thinking it was for your mother
>give her the diamonds from your grandmothers wedding ring to her to set in the ring
>two weeks later your parents come to visit
>it's actually your mothers birthday
>both your mother and father are anxious to meet Jessica
>your dad and Jessica hit it off when she tells him that she's a mechanic
>and your mother just absolutely adores her for just loving her little boy
>and Jessica hands you a box to give to your mother
>you tell her that you do have a gift for your mother
>but it isn't what she thinks
>get on one knee and propose to Jessica in front of your parents
>she breaks down and chokes out a very happy "yes"
>instead of a ring for your mothers birthday you got her a daughter-in-law


GOOD END
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>>14811001
Will you bin this?
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>>14811012
don't have one, if someone else wants to they can
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>>14810933
>horrendous sparkledog OC
I have no idea why, but I spent the last few minutes laughing like a retard at the mental imagery that conjured.
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>>14811050
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
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What's the most embarrassing thing your waifu would be into? Would you do it for her?
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>>14811050
This shit's so common I've grown desensitized to it. Also, you may want to delete that.
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>>14811050
that is illegal in this thread
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>>14810991
No problem. Believe me, I've felt that same uncertainty. Just don't worry about being judged like that. It's not going to happen.
It's like going to the gym. First timers worry they're going to get laughed or something, because they haven't been going long enough to bench a car. But in reality, people are too busy worrying about themselves to even pay attention to others.

So just go for it. Get that commission.
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>>14811050
Jesus, how the hell do these degenerates have so much money to just piss away on this dreck?
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>>14811064
I sorta like the idea that she's into really macabre role-playing. Elaborate ones with backstories.
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>>14811064
>What's the most embarrassing thing your waifu would be into?
Probably something involving Tarzan. No way am I doing that.
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>>14809946
Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU T-T-TOO!!
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>>14810925
Looking back on it, there were so many locations in the game that would be perfect for that.
A night on the shore of Eryth Sea, on the head of the Bionis where you can see all the shooting stars would be amazing.
But I think the Fallen Arm had the best sunsets, too.
Either place would be perfect for you to just sit with her and talk for hours on end, watching all the ether auras and stuff.
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The only /jp/ archive doesn't have images enabled. What was the picture in the deleted post?
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>>14811134
Furry facefucking another furry.
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>>14810853
>>14810716
>>14811001
Thanks, Mate.
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>>14811134
A couple of donutsteel faggots sucking glowstick-cocks.
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>21st February
>no contest results

How many of you have taken part in the contest? Those 39 entries must be mostly wiki-tier stories, but I know a few people here wrote something for it too.
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>>14811134
>>14811145
it was heretical
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>>14811146
no problem it just came to me when I thought about how I would like to trick a cyclops girl into making her own engagement ring
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>>14811023
http://pastebin.com/P6rMV04b
There, just for solidarity's sake because we need all the monoeye love we can get.
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>>14811164
wow thank you man this is the first greentext I've done that's been pastebined I feel honored
the only other greentext I've done that made some noise was the Hellhound in a hotdog suit greentext
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>>14811164
well, i dont know what to make of this, but hi bollocks
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>>14811130
I would cuddle Melia when I beat the game
But I am stuck on Riki's dumbass mission for the fourth skill three and I can't get past it without overleveling
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>>14811145
>>14811148
>>14811152
Well, now I'm glad I didn't get to see it. That fursuit stuff is a deep pit of crazy I don't want to see the bottom of.
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>>14811187
Hang on, his fourth or fifth? Is it the one where you fight Unreliable Rezno? That dragon thing on the island in Makna Forest? Because that's the fifth.
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>>14811182
Don't worry about it. It'd be a shame to watch some much needed monoeye love go into the darkness.
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>>14811212
The 91 level one
Its way to hard even with the memebuilds
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>>14811130
I agree 100% with that, that why I love that situations so much as you can choose so many great location for it. I would love to just sit with her and talk, watching the ether auras dance in the sky. I would just spoon her as we tell one another about what the other is like and about the world around us. I'd also run my hand through her wings, to help her relax and remove old feathers that may be stuck in them. We'd talk for hours as the night goes on, learning about one another even more and enjoying one another company. We'd be so happy to have peace and quiet, happy t be with the one person who will stand by our side when things get rough and makes us the happiest.
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>>14811164
Funnily enough, I originally thought you wrote it but it turns out it was done by someone else.
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>>14811231
I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing...
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>>14811234
It's alright.
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I want to bully my local Baphomet by calling her Obaa-san
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>>14811258
I want to have that smile in my life every day
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>>14811064
>have Holstaur waifu
>she wants you to be a cowboy and do kinky things with her
>she loves you so much for doing it
>tells you she has a surprise for you next time your wear the cowboy outfit
>next weekend she gets you in the cowboy costume again
>only this time you change downstairs
>as you walk up the stairs you hear somewhat familiar music in your bedroom
>you open the door and instantly hear this song playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDqWFwNXQqo&index=13&list=PLdrum979QdLxBYJld8Lj97Doj9uUFj9SO
>your waifu and her older, single, sister is there
>"Come on courier, punish these nasty Brahmin girls~!"
>the next morning you're seen in the jewelry store getting an engagement ring
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>>14811231
You're welcome to think whatever you like, friend.
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>>14811238
You better take responsibility and make her a mother.
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Why aren't you a traitor?
>Ability to destroy everything wrong with society and remake the world the way you want
>You can grant monstergirls the freedoms they deserve
>Guaranteed a good life for your waifu and daughteru
>Have plenty of pull to keep the monstergirls from getting too crazy
>Human women would have to improve themselves to compete with all the monstergirls out in human society
>Monstergirls less likely to get killed and thrown into a mass grave

There is no downside.
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>>14811267
But she only see's you for a cumpump! Nothing more!
Now, if you went to church today and met a nice, human, girl they would actually see you for the man you really are!
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>>14811290
It's because I don't sexually identify as Vandal Savage
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>>14811294
Don't spam christ-chan like you did before anon.
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>>14811238
>>14811287
I want to bully my Baphomet mother by treating her like my daughter
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>>14811294
You see, I am not a religious man
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>>14811294
>met a nice human grill
>The man you really are
Nah, lets go with the alternative.
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>Your MG waifu died during childbirth
>It's been just you and your daughteru for a few years now, she's a high schooler at this point
>She's excited and giddy-as-fuck when she gets her first boyfriend, and can't wait to bring him home and show you
>She finally brings him home
>He's, uh...
>He's, uh...
>He's a little bit off, seeming a bit feminine
>He seems uninterested in your daughter but takes an instant liking to you
>Your daughter constantly tries to get him to leave with her, but he always shrugs her off
>He eventually leaves, and you don't know how to break it to your daughter that maybe he isn't exactly boyfriend material
>You bring it up but she doesn't listen, utterly in denial
>The next day, she storms into your offfice and starts yelling at you
>It turns out he alped and told her that (s)he's in love with you
>The fresh, cute alp peeks out from behind your daughter, embarrassed

what do?
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>>14811290
Betrayal, and being a traitor, implies I ever truly held myself as part of that group.

I'm a merc. I'm just in it for the sensible chuckles.
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>>14811327
Kick the Alp's ass for breaking my daughteru's heart.

Then dick my daughteru.
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>>14811304
But demons and succubi are from a religion. Them being the bad guys in that religion doesn't change that. Posting them is as religious as posting a crucifix or bible verses.
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>>14811327
Tell the Alp to get out of my office, to stay away from my family and my personal being or I'm going to smite her so fucking hard that she'll be drinking tea with Samael-chan by midday.
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>>14811327
The ole double murder suicide should do the trick.
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>>14811327
No cool man, not cool. You don't ever pretend to love my daughter and manipulate her for your own needs, no one does that. I'd tell the alp that what she did was wrong and never do that again, sending him off and reminding my daughter to always make sure the person their with is trusting.
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>>14811327
Toss the Alp in the midden and comfort my daughter.
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>>14811327
Tie up the alp and make her watch as I turn my daughteru into my waifu
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>>14811339
You see, I am not right in the head
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>>14811327
explain to the alp that I've got my eyes on the Jinko meter maid downtown
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>>14811327
Shove him in the mangler.
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>>14811327
Honestly, I was half expecting the daughteru to want to step in and fill the void left by her mom.

But that's pretty frowned upon here. I don't usually think like that, honestly.
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>>14811327
Tell alp that she's a nice girl but I only like thick women.
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>>14811219
Oh god, tell me about it. There's some videos on the wiki of a Japanese guy using those kinds of builds and terrain exploits to beat it, but I bet he spent hours trying to get them to work, because it's finicky as shit.
From what I've tested, the method with Dunban, Shulk and Seven is the safest. Use Riki's ability to build the party gauge while engaging without drawing agro. Then switch to control Dunban, use the aura that raises his accuracy, and follow up with Gale Slash and Wordly Slash to build the final bit of meter after you've lured the enemy onto the island.
Then immediately use his strength up aura and buff remover attack, which makes him face away from the enemy and without moving, and follow up with Thunder to daze. Ether attacks have higher accuracy than physical attacks, depending on your tension, so if it Dazes, immediately go into a chain attack, and deal as much damage as possible to kill it like that.
If any step fails because of a missed attack or resistance to daze, flee the island until you're not being chased and start over.
Using gems to lower enemy daze res might help, as well as any gems or skills which will boost ether accuracy and chain attack chance and damage.
Also, I think you can fight it on the absolute cusp of dusk so Night Vision gems will work. That in itself might give you another strategy to employ, seeing as how it'll mean you can effectively draw agro. If you can keep up with its damage (AI Shulk with Monado Armour
to respond to visions might help with this) then you might have a fighting chance.

>>14811220
The thought of headwing preening and general hair stroking in that situation is great. I wonder if her wings would be sensitive to you blowing on them. The air might be pleasantly stimulating, a little like flying maybe. Oddly enough, you only ever see a High Entia fly once in the game, and even then it seems to be more a magical floating. I wonder if Melia could do that even with smaller wings.
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>>14811327
Get that alp to fuck off to some gangbang. Then comfort my daughteru over losing her first boyfriend.
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>>14811327
Tell the alp to fuck off. Not only she turned on my daughter but also thinks she can substitute my deceased wife.
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>>14811234
It's a bad thing if you're being mistaken for this thread's version of Taroshima from /vg/. You should literally just consider biting the bullet at this point.
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>>14811327
Calmly explain to the alp that I'm not interested but cheer the alp up by saying there are many other men who would be glad to spend their lives with her. Then once the alp has left to go find a new husband I'll comfort my daughter.
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>>14811366
Thanks meester man
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>>14811365
Careful, you say that and the Alp will come back 25 Hathor Milks later
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>>14811327
Well it's not my fault, first and foremost
Secondly, I'd tell my daughter if she was really my daughter she'd make him like the puss puss regardless. But considering he alp'd, seemed she failed on that department. To think that he Alp'd for her old man. Shameful
This will trigger competition, and next she'll drag him off to the love den (Where a bottle of baby oil lies. Present from yours truly) and he'll learn and un-Alp.
Trust me, he'll learn
Knock him out, sluggar!
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>>14811394
No problem lil' ol' man. Just don't be surprised if your attempt number is still in the double digits with that strategy. It's just a case of getting the finicky stuff down, and waiting for the numbers to align.
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>>14811396
You know how this will end Anon.
She'd get a home-cooked dinner and maybe we'd start dating

Along with some more milk along the way.

Skimpy clothing may become a standard when she's over.
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>>14811366
Maybe, although I imagine Melia would only get maybe a few feet off the ground. As for the sensitive wings, yeah I imagine blowing on them would be equal to her getting tickled. It would probably feel like a rush of energy, most likely causing her to laugh and even get tickled by, her wing fluttering fast as you blow on them. She would probably enjoy having her wings played with and may even try to use her wings to tickle your nose, as to return the favor back. In the end, her wings are likely sensitive, with them being so close to the ears and would enjoy being massaged, as it would also help build intimacy between me and her.
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>>14811419
How'll your daughteru react when she finds out her ex boyfriend is dating her father and has bigger breasts/hips/ass/everything than her?

And how's the Alp gonna handle going from a scrawny awkward girl to a thick as fuck woman who's still getting softer daily?
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>>14811418
I decided to do the affinity missions to follow in your footsteps gave up and went back to EO

Maybe I'll play X some more soon? Who knows.
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>>14811433
She'll probably claim that I stole her boyfriend from her while blushing at the fact that she's getting beaten in all fields by the alp.

And speaking of the alp, she's going to have to learn to stop running around in shirts like that as it's causing her breasts to bounce quite noticeably. She's also going to have to learn that short shorts, while nice looking, aren't quite prepared to handle someone with thick thighs and a rear that serves as it's own cushions.

The lingerie would be a nice touch though.
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>>14811450
Careful, if you keep this up the daughteru might calculate how much milk the alp has drinken and try to outdo her by drinking three times as much milk, you don't want that do you?
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>>14811443
Fair enough. I've actually got Fafnir Knight waiting to be played next, so that should keep me busy for a while. And regarding X, from what little I've seen of it, you can do some absolutely ridiculous stuff if you set up Overdrive correctly. Stuff like soloing superbosses, even.
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>>14811471
Well, I be confused obviously and approach my daughteru about why she's going to such lengths to change herself.

I'd then have to talk about how she's beautiful just the way she is. Right before the alp walks in letting out a whine that her shirts are too tight, the complaint faked and a half drunk glass in one of her hands.
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>>14811492
That's when you have a three way and sleep sandwiched between the two of them right?
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It's not even late night yet, we can't already be dead!
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>>14811429
Even just one foot of the ground would be amazing to behold.
That sounds like a pretty hilarious feedback loop, though. Sneak up behind her, wrap your hands around her waist, and start to blow, alternating between the soft hidden places under the feathers and her ears. The more she laughs from the sensations, the more her wings start to flutter in the breeze, and the more irresistibly intense it all gets.
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>"Dance magic dance! Jump magic jump!..."
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>>14811574
Yep,
Daugheru titties on one end, and a soft rear from the alp gripped in the other.

Fluffy tails and a thick spade tail wrapped around me.
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>>14811575
It always gets a bit quiet around this time. And remember, it's Sunday night/Monday morning. Some people have work.

Hell, the only reason I'm not asleep is because I decided to watch Kingsman.
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>>14811590
Stop that.
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>>14811619
DANCE WATER DANCE!
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>>14810118
>>14810136
Man imagine all the new genres of porn that would show up if monster girls were real.
How much do you think the human girls are payed to star in that sort of film?
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>>14811625
No!
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>>14811637
They probably would only show up in niche videos if monstergirls were involved.
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>"Not to brag, but I'm a pretty strong warrior, I'll protect your village no problem."
"Uh, do you have any weapons?"
>"Sure, I've got your 'weapons' right here."
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>>14810782
Welp I know what I'm fapping to tonight.
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>>14811669
I don't know, she looks kinda... Thick.

But if she has the muscle to back up her pudge, that's fine. How much does she want to be paid?
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>>14811669
Sure, if you need any bonus energy you know where to find me.
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>>14811583
That does sound funny, but also sounds really cute to do and it would be amazing to behold. I could put her on my shoulder and run through the fields, watching as she puts her arms out like a plane, as her wings flap with great joy. We would both be laughing and just having so much fun, also I'd get to see her with a great big smile on her face. We could also just go out in the fields to collect insects or various items, just enjoying the beautiful landscape and fresh air. We could even have ourselves a picnic, enjoying a delicious meal with one another and possibly getting into tickle fights with one another. To finish off a day of fun, we could just take a hike around a visit various landmarks, continuing to be marveled at just how amazing it is for the both of us.
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>>14811649
I meant videos about how much better MG pussy is than human pussy. You know some monster would be into it
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I want to lick a dragon's abs
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>>14811704
I want to lick a dragon's pudge
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>>14811702
what a cutie
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>>14811669

Sorry, but we're going with the Oni. She's just as strong, has a club to use instead of relying on fists like an idiot, and is willing to work for booze.
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How do you feel about multiarm girls?
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>>14811703
I'm sure there would be women willing to swallow their pride and appear in something like that. Or they get off to it already.

Would anyone like the reverse of it?
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>>14811710
Fine, leave your village's fate in the hands of a big red alcoholic.
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>>14811704
We've been over this. No you don't.
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>>14811711
all the more to be held by aka love them
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>>14811711
It just means more arms to cuddle one another in. It also means she can give me tons of high fives if the need ever arises.
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>>14811724
yes i do nerd
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>>14811731
so many high fives your hands become red and sore.
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>>14811732
Sure, if you're fine with that scaled bully forcing you into eating her out.
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>>14811739
True, but a good session of cuddles and head pats helps numb the pain. This also includes the fact she can give me a killer massage session.
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>>14811741
she not a bully she just has a hard time dealing with her feelings!
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>>14811711
They would be incredibly handy.
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>>14811711
they are lovely
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>>14811750
She's a bully and she's taking advantage of you.
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>>14811749
The best massages. Don't know if anyone could even compete.
http://i.imgur.com/f1XRlgw.png
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>>14811762
N-no she just marking her man to keep all those weaker monsters away! Right?
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To whoever made that Charon webm last thread, I love you. Only slightly homo.
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>>14811763
I'd love her to give me a scalp massage as he lower body wraps around my body, cuddling me tight and making her feel all cozy.
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>>14811785
I feel comfy just thinking about it.
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>>14811772
Nope. You're just there to get her off.
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>>14811783
Is there any monster girl out there that can't look cute and sexy in a sweater, because I have yet to meet one?
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>>14811794
But now im too afraid to break up with her, what should I do?
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>>14811804
Maybe if you act like you really love her she'll feel sorry for you and take you out.
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>>14811802
>I've not seen Lich in a sweater that barely covers her nether regions giving her usual look.

Fuck.
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>>14811791
Feeling comfy is always the best feeling to have in my humble opinion.
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>>14811802
Maybe an alp or matango? It'd have to be something that's just so inherently shit, that no amount of fluffy sweaters could counteract it.
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>>14811810
Not exactly a sweater, but is this close enough?
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Would you let your daughteru protect you from bullies?
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>>14811813
If matango's didn't have the whole spore bullshit, I'd think they would look very cute in a sweater, especially combined with that large mushroom cap on the head. Alps could also be adorable, just imagine one wearing a sweater that far too big for her and seeing her try to poke her head out to see. Also that holstaurus looks cute as hell, would she enjoy cuddling with me?
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>>14811823
>Segata Sanshiro breaks the fourth wall
I now have a desire to pair him with Reiji and Xiaomu just to see the madness that would ensue.

And Classic may be the only true way to play, but I'll be damned if Conquest hasn't tempted me to turn it off.
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>>14811823
>>14811834
Still pissed about the localization, just found out how they completely axed a nice and deep support conversation and replaced it with a fucking meme. Everyday I find out a new detail about how they butchered the game.

On a related note, I'd train my daughteru. She's a tough species, she has the natural talent in her. She just needs the skills. I'm going full Doc Brown on her Little Mac.
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>>14811823
>Takeshi Hongo will never try and convince you to take in a monster girl.
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Grave news everyone, MGC beach has been closed down.
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>>14811856
I hate the beach anyway.
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>>14811590
>Dance fucker dance! Man he never had a chance!
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>>14811823
I think that's sort of her instinct already, seeing that she's a Kobold. I mean, she's not able to do much except chase people around and yap at them really loud with her arms flailing, but it's the thought that counts.
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>>14811856
I would just like to remind everyone this is NOT due to the little potion accident that was caused by stupid titty monsters damaging the sabbath lab's potion storage tanks!
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>>14811856
It's because of that Kempner boy getting snu-snu'd, isn't it?
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>>14811834
Doing Classic conquest too.
On chapter 19 right now.

With the exception of 10 and 12, none of them have been too terribly difficult and one of them was hard due to me trying to keep a suicidal ninja alive....which I did.


>>14811842

Hacked mine at the last possible moment due to me keeping it off the internet for a couple months.
Running the fan translation which, while decent, still has a few bugs as it isn't the final release.
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>>14811870
Are you on Normal or Hard?
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>>14811870
Be glad you could get the fan translation, the localized version is God awful.

Here's the original C support for two units, a nice interesting one, one of the better in the game.
http://pastebin.com/21Cs4XBr

Here's what they replaced it with because "it's funnier"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wjaX0orUSM
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>>14811874
Hard.
I don't do Lunatic.
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>>14811842
The voice acting isn't that bad though. Yukimura is voiced by Roy Campbell and Arthur is voiced by Liquid Snake.
Pieri's voice makes me hard despite sounding like a psychosexual Tommy Pickles.
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>>14811878
I....What?

Seriously, what the shit?
Dammit Tree House.
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>>14811887
That's who english Arthur is?

He sounded like fucking Captain Quark
Which is beautiful and one of the best voicings I've seen.
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I need names.
One for a Cerberus, one for a Tengu.
They're missile launching spaceships, but don't mind that.
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>>14811821
I want barb to draw more Holst.
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WockFag isn't online so i'll be posting it here hoping he sees


Loen Wock is done

It costs me fucking 40 dollars and was done in 2 fucking days, a REALLY good price for art of Loen's quality, and that's probably the fastest I've gotten a commission from anyone

And to top it all of, the man fucking threw in a full picture of Miia for me that's amazing (that i'll be posting next)

Two high quality pictures, 40 dollars, 2 days.

How the fuck is Loen so perfect, i'm in love with this man, full alp
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>>14811901
Fucking hell, just look at how great this is
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>>14811896
>One for a Cerberus
Kerry
>one for a Tengu.
Halphas
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>>14811901
>Those hips
Holy shit.
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>>14811901
Hot diggity damn.
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>>14811901
>>14811903
Beautiful
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>>14811901
Jabberwock: The NEET MG. Because why ever leave the house when you can perform oral sex on yourself. With TWO mouths at once.
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>>14811901
>Those hips
Mmm yep, fapping tonight
Oh buddy boy, time to get rug burn
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>>14811901
Why is she taking off her shirt? What's the wock onee-san planning to do?
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>>14811920
That's not a shirt, that's a Yes! heart pillow
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>>14811901
>>14811903
I'm going to go masturbate now
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>>14811930
O-Oh, I thought that was a really small shirt she was ripping off

You mean she's naked? She should know better, that's lewd.
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>>14811916
Masturbation can't rid her of her desire for anothers warmth.
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>>14811940
There's nothing wrong with being naked for her husband anon
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>>14811901
Link to his thing?
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>>14811903
Fat snek tiddies abound.
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>>14811916
Why is oneesan NEET wock the best NEET?
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>>14811945
Well if she's ever looking for warmth and cuddles, all she has to do is ask and I'll be more than happy to help make her feel cozy. Also, is that pillow saying yes that I can cuddle her all night long?
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>>14811950
He might not be taking any more, he was only doing a few commissions cause i asked when he posted that last zoph, but it doesn't hurt to ask
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=16831055
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>>14811959
>Location: Japan
Loen's Japanese?
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>>14811956
>Great titties
>Fat ass
>Amazing hips and thighs
>Just the right amount of chub
>Dragon variant
>Delicious Brown
>Lewd as fuck
I don't know, you tell me.
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>>14811962
No, but if i remember correctly you can't chose anything but places in japan on pixiv
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>>14811962
Loen's from South America IIRC.
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>>14811965
They changed that awhile back. I've got the US set as mine
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>>14811959
Im open for more. I have one comission which I should start tomorrow, then an anon requested a version of Zoph with both arms which was the initial idea but got lazy in mid-way, after that Im free.

I have the urge to do myself a headless Lala daki with her head in a separate pillow, I wonder if anyone would be interested in that too.
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What kind of horrible advice would monstergirl magazines give? Image MG Cosmo or the equivalent
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>>14811901
>>14811903
Yeah okay I need a loen picture. do you have his email?
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>>14811977
Can you draw my non-MG waifu? I want to ask if that is okay before I actually ask. And are requests okay.
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>>14811984
See >>14811959

Or the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/edit?usp=sharing
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>>14811983
Could it really be any worse than real life "scrape your man's balls with a fork" cosmo?
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>>14811903
Was that free? I'm not a Miiaguy, but holy fuck that looks amazing for loen way better than the wock
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>>14811977
loen, think you could ever give us another sketch of soft Cheshire? Please? Just a quick sketch would satisfy me. I need more soft Monster Girls in my life.
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>>14811988
Yea you can. If its a comission I can do almost whatever you want, would like to avoid drawing dicks or fucking, needless to say furry. If you want to request something that's not a comission you would need to wait a while for me to finish them first.
>>14811998
Sure, gimme a few days.
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>>14811977
Hobby heart is doing a version of that and it seems pretty popular, there's no way people wouldn't like that with your vastly superior art
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>>14812005
>Sure, gimme a few days.
You're a good man. Thank you.
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>>14812005
I'll inquire on a borrowed pixiv account, tomorrow. Have a good one, stay amazing and Zoph a cutie
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>>14812005
You are my hero
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>>14811977
Hey loen, you probably won't be for it, but would you possibly consider drawing a sexy and soft glacies, smiling a bit
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>>14811903
That's a nice ribbon you got there Miia.
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>>14811977
I'm expecting a "no" but it would mean a lot if you can draw this scene out of her crying and gushing out her heart in the rain.
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I load lead inside my engine,
lead and alcohol.
On the radio depending
I sign the protocol.
Hail the audience, the media, peoples everywhere.
In the hours ahead I´ll see your
Green biosphere,
clean biosphere.
Castles in air
Climbing the stair,
way to Heaven, when
I breathe clouds beneath my window.
I see rockets in the sky.
I feel satellites in limbo.
I breathe oxygen up high.
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>>14811983
Tip #87 For all the Spiders out there to spice up your sex life dump spiders on his dick to allow him to experience tons of little sensations
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>>14812006
>vastly superior art
Thanks anon, that means a lot to me. The daki, if I ever start it, would be a MM anime imitation, so it cant be that shiny/soft, would have to follow the anime's exact color palette and shading, so it would look like, official.
>>14812016
I dont really like them, sorry.
>>14812026
Can try but no promises, need to follow the other requests first.
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>>14812049
>sorry
It's okay, but that is a pretty cute picture. Thank you.
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>>14812032
We need more space art, I'm getting sick of this.
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>>14811901
>>14811977
>>14812005
Loen, your stuff is absolutely phenomenal. I sent you a PM on Pixiv about a commission, would love to get one from you.
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>>14812049
If you did the daki would you mind posting the actual hi-res one here for printing use? If not I'd understand.
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I want to have a platonic relationship with a vampire that includes scheduled feeding
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>>14812093
Well that's hardly platonic now is it?
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>>14811898

I don't think Barb has ever done a Holstaur. Unless I am fucking blind and never saw it.
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>>14812098
Just a bit of bood between friends
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>>14812093
Babymaking will occur at a breakneck speed thereafter, you know that right?
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>>14812100
I remember seeing the idea of a holstaurus wearing a maid bikini.
Unf.
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>>14812103
Just gotta make the feeding not awkward so from the arm instead of neck
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>>14812108
Hands can be pretty sexual too.
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>>14812108
>getting bitten on the wrist
>somehow not as lewd as the neck
Anon, please.
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Let's go the distance, boss!
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>>14812113
>Slice your finger to try and non-lewdly feed a vampire
>She blows your finger as she feeds
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>>14812129
no
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>>14812131
What, you don't coach girls?
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>>14812129
Alright Little Roo, your next opponent is Queen Hippo. Don't forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club!
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>>14812113
I guess but still not as neck feeding
>>14812115
How would the wrist feeding be lewd just let her bite into it and get blood
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>>14811977
A Lala daki with a seperate head pillow already exists. The proportions are pretty off though. I'd like to see your take on it, personally, as a Lalafag. More Lala is good Lala.
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>>14812129
>Take boxing lessons to get /fit/
>Get laid out every day by spunky kangaroo girl
>Locker room shower sex to make up for hurting you
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>>14811878
Cant remember the last time i was this legit angry about a game.
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>>14812130
Clearly you need to cut a place that cannot be lewd, won't be in an uncomfortable place, and will bleed enough. Clearly you need to cut the earlobe.
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>>14812129
>>14812134
What's your favorite kind of tan, kid?

Mine's Chocolate.
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>>14811698
That all sounds pretty nice. Who knows, maybe what with me finishing the game, and talking this much about her, I'll have a nice dream involving her.
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>>14812149
>what is earplay
>what is asmr
>what is murmuring sweet nothings
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I want to not rape that flirty elf
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>>14812149
But ears are the lewdest place of all!
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>>14812157
>That's the joke.png
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>>14812149
>ear isn't lewd
You havin a fokin giggle, m8?
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>>14812149
That's what huitzilopochtli is into, though.
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I want to have a friendly hug from a vampire
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>>14811901
KNOCKIN' ME OUT WITH THOSE FAT. WOCK. THIGHS.
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>>14812106

But was it ever done hmm? If so may you find it please?
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Elves are cute but I would never rape one
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>>14812158
But that's not how it works, anon! Elves have an instinctive desire to be raped. After all the effort she put into dressing extra slutty, not wearing panties, and haughtily proclaiming how much better elves are, are you really going to insult her by not raping her?
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>>14811901
Far too lewd.
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>>14812176
What slutty clothes? I don't notice anything wrong and elves are great with a glorious history so I can agree with what she says. I see no reason to randomly rape an Elf
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FAIRIES!
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>>14812176
I want an Elf to rape me.
>>14812198
Oh my.
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>>14812198
MIDNIGHT MANSION!
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>>14812155
Agreed, I know I'll likely have a nice dream involving her, and I'll enjoy every minute of it when it comes. I'm glad I got to talk about Melia some more, reminds me why I like her so much.
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>>14812203
But that's not how it works! When did you people become a bunch of elf supremacists?!
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>>14810048
Burning love, you say...?

The thought of a monster girl who can still roar like this does funny things to my heart... As though it's quite literally embraced by the sound - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zABmqw1bxks
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Do you still remember kindergarten, guys? How Jimmy was super popular, how Girtablilu disappeared and was replaced by a cardboard cutout, how Dark Elf and P'Orc always picked on Timmy, how Apophis wanted to wrestle like mommy and daddy did, how everyone always fought over the sandbox?
Did Steve go to kindergarten with everyone?
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>go hiking one weekend
>chill out under the stars
>drink some beer
>reflect on life and all of it's properties
>when suddenly everything goes dark
>there's a dull pain in the back of your head as you come to in a damp, barely lit, cavern
>you're graced by this sight
>wat do?
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>/monster/ tried to raid the Wiki
>instantly name dropped and permabanned site wide
As always, another great triumph for the other guys.
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>>14812220
I remember the Jabberwock and Lilim duo, best girls in the lot.

Even if Lilim was a flat bully.
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>>14812216
Small chested girls with big butts NEED to be drawn more often.
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>>14812224
Tell her I was knocked over the head and she should be careful, the perp might still be around!
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>>14812227
Why would they even do that?
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>>14812239
Apparently they think the Wiki has been invaded by SJWs. I'm looking through /monster/ right now and it's a whole lot of nothing.

Sounds like someone got spooked and started a witch hunt.
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>>14812231
I remember that greentext about when they were in high school. Fuckin' shame I didn't cap it when I had the chance.
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>>14812227
The Wiki has an uncountable number of faults, but that was tactless on /monsters/ part.
Makes me wonder if any of /monsters/ writefags enetered a story for that contest.
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>>14812227
Now that seems completely pointless. What were the raiders hoping to achieve?
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>>14812245
Is this by the artist that did that one Oni /ss/ thing? If so, I like.
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>>14812224
Ask her the standard who, where and why.
After that I'll try and just talk to her so I can go home.
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>>14812224
She clearly saved my life after I hit my head. So I thank her.
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>>14812218
That because it's oddly cute and you now that underneath that tough exterior lies a lonely girl who just wants someone to love and fill that void. She tough, strong, and powerful; but she's also someone who's suffered a lot of tragedy in her life and wish to find someone who can numb her pain, which I would gladly do by cuddling with her. She will be the happiest little kaiju girl in the world when she's with me.
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>>14812224
Can I just go back to sleep
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>>14812224
Feign amnesia and start thinking up an epic but also horribly dark backstory to slowly reveal to her through hints in the form of random things I 'remember'.
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>>14812227
???
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>>14812250
>>14812239
Reading through the threads it seems to be a huge case of paranoia.

From what I can gather, they saw a few cases of users parading SJW troll shit around and since the Wiki just got officially shacked up with KC, it sent them into panic mode.
Lots of claims that they if they don't fix the problem, KC will be infiltrated by the dirty SJWs, or something like that.
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>>14812224
Ask her what happened to me and what doses she plan to do to me, as I'd likely be freaking out right now? Also, is she lonely, sweet, and friendly, I'd like to know a little about what she's like?
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>>14812268
Yeah, the pedofile making porn with semi-human girls who only exist to fuck and have babies is going to be infiltrated by SJWs. Sure.
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>>14812244
The sites down for me, so I can't see shit.
>>14812268
KC wouldn't give a fuck in the first place, so why raid some place that has no bearing on what he does?
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>>14812268
That's just stupid. Why would a Japanese porn artist care about hurt feelings on the other side of the globe, if the SJW stuff was even serious in the first place? I guess it's not surprising, given how the site got it's users.
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>>14812227
>>14812239
>>14812244
>>14812247
>>14812250
>>14812265
>>14812268
I just looked it up and despite what Anon makes it sound like some massive raid, it looks like just a few Anons in one thread who dicked around in the MGE chat thing.

I.E.: Wow it's fucking nothing.

Seriously, stop giving a shit about what nonexistent drama they have and bringing it here. People here always talk about how the other places are so shit, don't bring them here then. There's no Monster Girl discussion to be had there. It's not Monster Girls, it's not relevant, fuck off.
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I want to fall asleep in a slime because it would be like the ultimate water bed
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Reminder that they can give birth to males.
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>>14812268
Multiple threads, you say? That's not great.
I suppose I can understand their fear in general, even without looking into the details over on /monster/. But still, I don't know what they were hoping to accomplish with a raid.
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>>14812284
Nah.
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I want to be the purest male in MGC so their Lot
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>>14812283
It would be a combination between a waterbed and something like a womb. So it would probably lead to a very pleasant sleep.
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>>14812292
What if Multiple types of slime at once
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>>14812282
>There's no Monster Girl discussion to be had there.

>/monster/
>no monster girl discussion
If you say so.
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Are you up for some Irish Creme?
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>>14812215
Yeah, it's good for her to get some appreciation, rather than slip back into relative obscurity.
But at least now she's cemented in my mind. Even if no one else remembers best bird lady, we still can and will.
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>>14812245
Can I get a link?
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>>14812291
So you want your waifu to turn to salt and your daughters to rape you
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>>14812295
Then you get to feel what it's like to be inside a lava lamp that loves you and wants to make you feel good.
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>>14812299
>Lady, if I gave out shots to every monster that whipped their tits out in front of me, I'd be outta business.
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>>14812306
I want a slime harem now dang
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>>14812233
>she tells you that she has taken care of it and that you could "possibly show your gratitude some other way" as you feel her tail start to coil around your leg
>>14812253
>she gives you the rundown of what happened and she'll then ask why you want to leave, your already home, with your wife. Don't you remember Anon?
>>14812254
>you're tackled to the ground instantly and are proactively dated thoroughly
>>14812261
>"Yes darling, go back to sleep, just let me take care of everything~!"
>>14812263
>she plays your game until your backstory leads to her bedchambers where she tells you to "cut the crap" and roughly kisses you
>>14812271
>she coils around you and tells you "I plan to make you a screaming, ahegoeing mess. Husand."
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>>14812268
>you will never purge SJW's degeneracy with the mighty sword of KC's degeneracy
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>>14812309
You'd also be smothered to death in all likelihood.
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>>14812299
No gold no drinks thems the rules
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>>14812301
Indeed, someone has to do the task and if we're the only ones who do, we I think both us are more than happy to take up the mantle. Likewise, she's also been cemented into my mind as well. Best bird lady will always shine the brightest in my eyes.
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>>14810552
My brother!
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>>14812296
>Monster Girl Fansites dicking around with each other is Monster Girls

>"Wow, other monster girl places are having some silly drama. I'm glad the one I use doesn't involve itself with that."
>"Oh, I know! I'll bring that drama here so they can get involved in the drama too!"

Fuck off. Faggots shitposting with each other isn't our business and we don't need to be dragged into it. It's not our problem, it doesn't need to be our problem, and most importantly it's not Monster Girl related at all.
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>>14812299
"Unless you can jump start my car like that Raiju across the street, then your tits aren't getting any drinks lady."
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>>14812314
Why does she have to make me scream, that sounds not very good for my well being and i'n not into any sort of BDSM or masochism . Is she at least nice, friendly, or at least like to cuddle?
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>>14812317
>Satyr shoves her chest in your face &gives a good shake
>Aww, c'mon mister. Isn't there anything you can give me?
>I said no. It gonna take more than a little skin to get some booze off me.
>That can be arranged.~
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>>14812344
she'll cuddle you after you get her pregnant of course
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>>14812347
>I can't leave the counter so sex will not get you a drink
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>>14812352
Why not before, she doesn't seem like the kind of girl who'd I like to start a family with. Plus, i already have someone I love and NTR is a shit fetish in my opinion. Also, what if she can't get pregnant?
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>rebellious teenage Tanuki telling her mom that she is now a communist
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>>14812312
I hope you're prepared to spend at least 50% of your life suspended in a warm, multicoloured bubble of multiple swirling slimegirls.
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>>14812257
She'll even make you immune to lava and able to hold your breath near indefinitely, so you can enjoy the most relaxing baths and the quietest, darkest sleep alone with her.
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>>14811151
I did.

I think it sucked. Didn't get asked permission to have it put in the loser bin though, so that's something.

Probably just got disqualified because it's not really a self-contained short story and goes exactly nowhere.
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>>14812314
>she gives you the rundown of what happened and she'll then ask why you want to leave, your already home, with your wife. Don't you remember Anon?

No, I do not rember, and I think it's preety clear why. But she told me the truth so I can forgiver her.
But... while this is nice and all, I'm not one to live in a cave. I hope she understands that.

I also ask her to be slightly less "forward" with how she treats these things.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please volunteer for the undead acclimation committee and help newly raised dread knights, skeletal mages, ghouls, zomibies, and other undead adapt to life amongst the unliving.
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>>14812375
Doesn't sound half bad seems like a nice time
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Why are Oni's the best?
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>>14812405
Because even the weighty ones have muscle beneath their pudge
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>>14812377
That's awesome and very useful in a variety of situations. Plus, I get to cuddle with her and nuzzle her face, which as a really cute smile on it when she sleeps. A bath together does sound relaxing, especially since she would likely appreciate a good massage and someone to talk to. To a girl who's suffer high amounts of loss and tragedy, I very happy to call her my own and make her the happiest girl in the word, for under the tough exterior lies a sweet, kind girl who's happy to finally find someone who loves her and who she loves. Also, lava has a very pretty glow to it and is nice to watch with her at night.
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>>14812405
Horns and muscle.
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>>14812405
>drunks
>possible husband beaters
please everyone knows the best MG are Ryus
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I want to be friends with elves not rape them
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>>14811151
In the home stretch, will be out within a few days.

>>14812387
>Probably just got disqualified because it's not really a self-contained short story and goes exactly nowhere.
Doubtful, we only DQ'ed 5 stories. If you want, you can throw me your username and I'll check for you.
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>>14812224
Give her a bored look.

"Am I the best you could find? How depressing."
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>>14812405
Well, they're certainly fashionable and formidable!
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Mindflayers sure are adorable
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>>14812421
Anon, I think you need therapy.
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>>14812422
Why were they disqualified?

Also whats your favorite Monster Girl? And for specifics, favorite Weregirl, favorite Wonderland girl, favorite Underwater girl, favorite Dragon girl, favorite "It has Tentacles" girl, and favorite Zipangu girl?
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>>14812232
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>>14812422
Eh, nah.

So are you only announcing the 3 winners, or rankings for all entries?
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>>14812439
The booty game is fine.
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>>14812420
Ryus are great MG's and I like them a lot, with them being my favorite of the dragon MG's. The ones I've meet are very friendly, nice, and a joy to converse with. Also they rain they create is very relaxing to listen to and makes it easier to fall asleep at night, these same effects also happen when I'm cuddling with a Ryu. So yeah, Ryu's are great MG's who I like a lot and are great to cuddle, nuzzle, and recieve massages from after a long day of work
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>>14812437
Elves are friend not rapebait
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>>14812439
>>14812439
Flat foxes with fatty fannies?
I can get behind that.
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>>14812446
Anon, you're scaring me.
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>I missed all the monoeye love earlier
>tfw no monoeye gf to tease when you surprise her at her office
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>>14812449
I will gladly listen to an elf talk of hoe great elven culture is and how refined and sophisticated it is compared to human culture
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>>14812446
Agreed, elves are for loving, cuddling, and head patting. Remember, do on to other what other would do to you. Elves are sweet, kind girl who want friend to trust and talk to, so if you treat elves well they will treat you well right back.
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>no fairy companion to accompany you on your adventures
>not finally doing it, and using her as your personal onahole one warm night under the stars
>not continuing to 'bond' with her more and more
>not going around the land being heroes as man and tiny wife
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>>14812458
>>14812459
>they want to treat elfs like peaople
I'm calling the inquisition.
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>>14812459
The translation on that particular passage. The actual translation is; "Do unto others as you would have do unto you; except for Elves, they are for pleasure."
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>>14812451
I missed the tiger love earlier. How do you think I feel?
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>>14812467
I am a man how prefers his women to be as tall as I am and I'm nearing 6'2.
If I'm being a hero, I'm doing it with a salamander or a Valkyrie.
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>>14812438
>Why were they disqualified?
1 of them didn't have any of the listed MGs and the other 4 were drastically over or under the word count.

A few of them were over by a bit but we let those slide. If you were more than 100 words over, it got axed.

>>14812440
>So are you only announcing the 3 winners, or rankings for all entries?
All public stories will be thrown into a list with their averaged rating attached.
Stories not posted in a public format (Private Google Docs, private Wordpress, etc.) will only be posted with author's permission.
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>>14812314
>possibly show your gratitude some other way
Why, missie, I'm not ungrateful! Let's share our meals and sleeping bags!
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>>14812405
Because they're horny.
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>>14812472
What's wrong with treating elves like people, that's what they are. I don't know where you live, but the elves where I live are nice, sweet, and fun to chat with. They're nice girl much like cyclops and both deserve to be loved and liked for who they are. Plus, elves can be quite humble and are more than sex, they are girls with personalities all looking for someone to share an bond and relationship with. I'll continue to treat elves and cyclops as my equal and nothing can be done about it.
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Behold the Impregnable Fort!
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>>14812490
now I want to see that old dogfort pic but with a kobold daughteru in it instead
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>>14812478
Neat.

>Drastically over or under the word count
By values of how much?

>>14812472
>The Inquisition is led by an Elf
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Mindflayers just need love and acceptance
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>>14812494
>By values of how much?
More than 100.
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Good night guys. Don't burn down the thread, and don't worry about Mrs. Oakenthigh, she's cool.
>>
Eye love monoeyes
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>>14812504
>sug sug
Cheeky.
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>>14812504
>that racist, stereotype perpetuating, outfit
Good lord woman, it's 2016, have some decency!
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>>14812504
>dem pubes
I'm going to poke that.
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>>14812505
But you shouldn't.
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>>14812505
Eye know.
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>>14812497
They can just force people to love them
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Would homeless guys survive in mgc
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>>14812490
>Impregnable
You underestimate my power anon, my powers of Impregnation!
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Is it wrong to hold hands with a succubus
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>>14812521
No. That's why Charon has to deal with so many of them.
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>>14812521
Yes. They would get swept off the streets and become husbands.
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>>14812493
Yes, I want to see this too. Very much so I do, yes.
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>>14812526
Only if an angel had your other hand
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>>14812529
But they have no money to support a family
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>>14812537
They can get jobs.
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>>14812521
Yes they can!
who better to avoid being raped then the urban ninja!
know all the streets and escape routes, with no home, It would be stupid to stay in one place knowing what could happen.
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>>14812542
No they can't, goddamn Monster dek arr jabs!
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I want a pure succubus to protect me from a slutty angel
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>>14812521
Raped by swarms of Rat Girls.
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>>14812554
>all those eyes in the dark
Death by snoo-snoo confirmed.
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>>14812562
Sheltered in the wrong abandoned warehouse for the night.
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>>14812554
Are you sure they aren't mice?
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>>14812564
Survival Horror game set in MGC when?
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>>14812565
No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
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>>14812571
Damn, that's DEEP! You should be a teacher!
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Why don't we have MG art of the best dragon yet?
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>>14812546
>You will never lead a system of hobos to make sure they don't get raped.
>You will never call it the virgin hobo network.
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>>14812488
>spoiler
I applaud that. In fact, I almost said the same thing myself.
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I want to tell onee san that incest is wrong
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>>14812405
Because not all demons crave semen, some just like some companionship and a drink.
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I want to summon a nerdy succubus that just wants to play vidya
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>>14812580
>GLAURUNG
Because... you haven't commissioned it yet? Make a Wurm happy and let her see her daddy! Also this supports my concept of the Dragon-types not always manifesting all their features in humanoid form on purpose for personal reasons i.e. Wurms not manifesting their hind legs.
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>>14812591
What monster girl onee-sans would rape you into admitting you're wrong?
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>>14812596
>I AM BLACK WURM! LOOK INTO MY EYES AND GET A STIFFY!
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>>14812599
All of them
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>>14812591
>
???
>>
Do monsters know of the westermarck effect
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>>14812592
And that's how you and your childhood friend MG get coached during your first time, since as a responsible older sister she wants to make sure it's as good, if not better than hers was.
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>>14812596
Wurms are legless dragons, basically a draconic snake. You're thinking about something like a ryu.
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>>14812474
its always tiger time
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>>14812601
>Vorpal Blade
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>>14812628
Alright, but I'm only posting one more tiger.
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>>14812627
So I always thought, but my research of the legends gives me varying results based on the culture. The serpent-like body as opposed to the more compact western dragon is almost always a constant though. And as opposed to Ryus, any limbs they might have tend to be thicker from what I've seen.
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>>14812594
>Do standard summoning ritual.
>Tall, busty Succubus appears.
>She was about to ask you what your desire is until she see's your game collection and Squeals like a girl given surprise Ice cream.
>Before you could ask, she shaking you back and forth begging you to let her play.
>Spend the rest of the rest of the day playing Co-op while you talk about all kinds of vidya. forgetting why you summoned her in the first place.
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I wonder how hard it would be being a librarian in MGC
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>>14812637
>Another one
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>>14812644
>like I didn't summon her just for a p2
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>>14812650
Not that hard, only NEEEEERDS read books.
Although some of them might be yandere.
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>>14812641
Knigga you are aware that Wyrm/Worm is just the ancient english word for earthworms and snakes and every other sort of creature shaped like a worm including dragons before the Romans conquered Britain right? Almost all the pidgeonholing of what word means what kind of dragon is Gygax era and newer.

But the MGE Wurm is obviously based on the snakelike wyrm. That's not even really debatable.
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>>14812650
Quite boring actually, so few humans actually go there, mostly the library in MGC would be of history and famous works read by the mgs who are fascinated by human culture, I suspect there would be large area set aside for multiple specie types to be able to read and research.
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>>14811669
Aren't you kinda short of a Minotaur?
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>>14812621
In Lanternon's setting MC's Dark Priest sister is obsessed with it.
The church of the fallen think it's a mental illness despite knowing it affects almost all men with sisters, and the MC thinks they're retarded and fucked up for it. This is a guy who'll forgive monstergirls for anything and refuses to see any negatives associated with them, so if even he thinks they're awful their campaign must be going nowhere.
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>>14812594
>"Great collection, Anon~!"
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>>14812650
There was that anon who thought working in a small town library would be the best way to escape rape.
It would probably work well until some fuck huge monstergirl wandered in looking for a book with pictures in.
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>>14812666
Satan plz. We all know it would be like the Detroit Public Library except even more deserted.
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>>14812621
They have ways around it
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>>14812650
Easy mode: no porn
normal mode: standard library (you probably have the same dangers as most male MGC employment)
Hard mode: monster girl employees
extreme mode: Crow tengu assistant
European extreme: nerdy/intelligent girls that hold meetings there And they all have their eyes on a certain head librarian.
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>>14812698
I know she's used to represent succuvirus and it was the image I was thinking of back when I wrote the greentext, but I've always thought that picture was better as a video game obsessed succubus instead.
I can imagine her hanging around the arcades and getting hot over the best players like a highschool girl gets hot over the football team.
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>>14812716
Dante Must Die?
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>>14812644
10/10, would cuddle while playing New Vegas.
And then waifu.
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>>14812717
Succuvirus is Succuvirus.
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>>14812720
Dante must die: the library's in MGC's wonderland section
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What would your ideal Monster Girl Encyclopedia game be?

Bonus Points: It can't be pornographic. Senran Kagura levels of fan service, but no actual lewds.
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Tiger
Time
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>>14812743
Error: invalid command.
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>>14812729
An Elder Scrolls style freeroaming RPG That was more Morrowind than Skyrim, I miss Bethesda being proud of making actual RPGs that use numbers to calculate the success rate of everything you do
Being able to join factions, explore the wilderness and forests and wander both human and MG towns would be cool.
The plot could be about some previous area demon who somehow wasn't affected by the new DL's and so both sides are about to get fucked up hard until you show up.
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>>14812729
Probably a dragons crown styled beat-em up with more class options and attack buttons.
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>>14812729
Dark and Edgy RPG with lots of branching paths, pretty weapons and fuck loads of rolling under heavy tails.
Also the option for multiple play throughs and storylines so you can both gently cuddle the monster girls and satisfy the little paladin inside us all.
Finally, I want to be able to play as an Alp reverse trap.
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>>14812662
Calm down, fellow fan. I was just stating some interesting points from research I did... and finding out the etymology of a word is usually one of the first things you find out.

I think it's fascinating that there are certain traits a Dragon-family MG wouldn't necessarily manifest in her humanoid form (extra tails, wings, second jaw, etc.), which came to mind due to the linked image.

I stretched it a bit for MGE Wurm is all. Does it make more sense as per the common legends for a MGE Ryuu to sprout hind legs for increased combat potential, pinning down 4 opponents while wrapping around a soon-to-be-slumbering 5th? Yes.

But a MGE Wurm was what came to mind when I originally envisioned that fight and fortunately some depictions of Wurm/Wyrmss have hind legs.
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>>14812729
>The spoiler

Phooey.

A stealth/platforming/adventure game where you play as an alp and have to avoid pretty much everyone pulling your pants down, touching you inappropriately, licking your ears, etc

Endings get progressively lewder the more you "lose" before you reach the end.
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>>14812717
I agree. The thought of her being constrained to cyberspace is rather unfortunate.
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>>14812763
USB-onahole!
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>>14812729
RPG there you play as a incubus and a low powered lilim.
gain party members by corrupting people.

Either that or a Dynasty warriors kind of game where you play a various monster generals and paladins.
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>>14812763
To be fair, so long as the apocalypse does not happen, she would still exist wherever she likes. She can go anywhere in the world and influence the world from a completely safe and secure cyberspace. She has the collective knowledge of the world available to her and the taste to discern truth, not that she'll care enough to tell you.
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>>14812783
When the Singularity happens and we all upload to the hivemind, can we still have brainsex with Succuvirus?
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>>14812771
>>14812783
>>14812789
>not wanting your waifu to be more than just a hole
>not want your waifu to have multiple holes
>not wanting your waifu's actual hole
Absolutely disgusting.

This is the perfect chance to have a hard-light "Golem", or Grey Goo "Slime". This is a missed opportunity guys.
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>>14812729
Over the top character action game where you play as a sword wielding hero going up against the forces of a powerful Lilim. The main hero is customizable and you get Fallout: New Vegas style dialogue trees.
Also there's an official mod that unlocks game over rape scenes and the ability to have consensual sex with bosses you've beaten, including the Lilim.
All sex scenes are POV.
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>>14812729
I'm not sure about everything else but there must be an option to play for a palace guardsman, an elf guerrilla soldier and a cruel man.
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>>14812797
>building a Golem body for Suuccuvirus
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN! I'll read that story.
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>>14812761
>Calm down
Man, you missed the tone completely. There was nothing agitated about that post at all.

Look man, all I can tell you is that it's pretty silly idea. It's your headcanon though so who cares. The problem comes from you going "Oh gee, this is such a great idea, let me keep mentioning it all the time. People HAVE to know about this genius!" Nothing good ever comes of that. Keep it in pastes and stories, but doing that sort of thing in the thread is just going to get you hammered if you keep it up.

This however misses the point totally though.
>fortunately some depictions of Wurm/Wyrmss have hind legs
Again, the reason for that is it's just a word for dragon. Smaug is called a wyrm more than once. Vermithrax Pejorative actually has worm in it's very name and so on. It doesn't mean anything in regards to the MGE wurm.
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>>14812806
I remember the Divine Comedy also called Cerberus a worm.
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>>14812804
Imagine building her a golem body with slime for her soft bits. She'd be the ultimate in lewd technology.
Variable tits and ass, lewd attachments for just about every body part, a vagina with variable tightness, ect.
Brainstorm with me anon, we're making a gamechanger.
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>>14812810
Leviathan too, even though half the time it was protrayed as a whale.
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>>14812729
One of those puzzle games where you shoot bubbles into other similar colored bubbles and then they pop in a sort of tetris like fashion. You shoot human stereotypes like nerds, gym rats, and businessmen into waves of regenerating MGs. some combo really well and 'JUST MARRIED' flashes on the screen before the bubbles pop (insert moaning sound effects). You have to shoot humans like paladins in order to stop bubbles that don't combo into anything else, they work kinda like bombs or something.
I wouldn't make it so that colors constantly match with other colors, some combos are less intuitive and minor features and variations occur withing the humans and MGs. That might be kinda hard to depict though.
Clear enough waves and you reach a final boss that throws the orbs at you, if you manage to deflect them I guess you get put into your own launcher and thrown at the big bad, who I guess you tenderly love into submission or something I dunno.
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>>14812814
Well the Slime bits would have to be some kind of nanomachine-paste that flowed through artificial veins built into the Golem's body to function like bodily fluids do in regular bodies, acting as a sort of hydraulics so the magical energy that maintains it is not wasted on movements and can be allocated to other, more important areas.
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>>14812814
>>14812829
Also, since Succuvirus is essentially a computer program, the Golem will require conductive brains, or preferably superconductive. Using some kind of Metal Slime would actually be the best in this scenario, and the internal temperature of the "veins" and Slime would have to be kept very low to grant optimal conductivity and maximal effectiveness on reflexes and nerve-impulses.
This would be much simpler if handled purely by magic, but like I said before, the less magic is used on mundane utilities, the more magical power is left over for fun stuff.
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>>14812797
>>14812804
>Hard-light golem
So basically a fuckable Cortana
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>>14812849
>Cortana
Alps please go.
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Guys, I have a problem. I ordered my Golem parts to make my very own golem, and I got the budget options. The shipping was expensive but since the parts were dirt cheap I got them anyways.

Turns out the reason the shipping was so expensive is because the body frame is the XL size, and the body frame just looks fat. Also the personality chip I got wasn't the one I ordered, it's a weird Haughty Obaa-san one.

What do I do? The site I ordered it off of has a no refunds policy.
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>>14812860
Have you tried blowing on it, or maybe turning it on and off again?
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>>14812860
Purchase a refurbished elf from Mad Mike's Elf Warehouse and brainjack the AI into her.
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>>14812806
>"Knigga you are aware that..."
When I'm obviously not aware of whatever states OG Wurm legends don't include limbs, or at least not legs

>"...keep mentioning it all the time..."
I mention it once in the this thread after someone posts Glaurung, who I look up and see is called a Wyrm. I was happy about something that seemed to support an idea that could lead to greater design diversity.

The only other time I mentioned it in another thread a while back, getting an opinion for a story idea, it was met with a positive response.

So real Wurms/Wyrms are allowed to have arms, but not legs? No sarcasm. Tell me more about your knowledge on them.
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>>14812860
Just buy a new one. Or just buy some new parts.
That is unless you like it the way it is now.
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>>14812875
Please, this is serious. I just wanted a cute loli golem meido, but now I'm stuck with a weird fat golem mistress who bosses me around.

>>14812877
I can't afford an elf, the golem parts were still expensive as a whole. Cheap compared to other golem parts, but still a lot of money.

Also elves are disgusting.
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>>14812860
Reprogram personality, use sandpaper on any excess bits on the body.
Kids these days, I swear. In my day we built our own Golems from clay we gathered ourselves!
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>>14812857
God now I want to get an Xbone just so I listen to alps get salty by stealing their ordinance or headshotting them.
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>>14812885
That's why you get refurb, man. I got mine for just under $50. And if you install the AI in it it isn't really an elf anymore, just an elf-shaped golem.
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>>14812892
>grab only Banshee in Blood Gulch
>go to the cliff, land there
>snipe niggas from perfect safety
Do you ever wonder why we're out here?
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>>14812898
It's so much easier just to slaughter people in the Banshee though. All you have to do it keep tabs on the rocket launcher. If you know where it is you can dodge the rockets.
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>>14812860
Paypaladin gives you 45 days to file a dispute. They can force it through if you can't get what you need exchanged.
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>>14812729
An open world RPG with a heavy focus on exploration and dialogue
You'd have total freedom, but everything about the game, including mechanics, would push you away from fighting
Also, you could fill your own encyclopedia, similar to how you can fill your pokedex in the Pokemon games
And of course you can settle down with any MG you meet or create your own harem

Think Elder Scrolls meets D&D meets Journey
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>>14812804
I didn't think there was too much brainstorming necessary. They'd just be like Golems or Slimes, only far more knowledgeable and not constrained by normal biology. But >>14812829 and >>14812847 got real creative with the Slime in the Golem shell!

>>14812849
>>14812857
Alps? Really? As for the other Anon, I'll admit I thought of hard-light because of Halo, but Cortana looks too Human. I was still thinking of something that looks somewhat "monstrous", but mainly because this all started with me posting "Succuvirus"
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>>14812912
So will it get written matey? Please? It's my birthday the day after tomorrow!
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>>14812912
Cortana is pretty hot though, regardless of your feelings on the series. No shame in that.
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>>14812934
Like mother, like brain-clone daughter. I know there's no shame, that's why I was questioning the whole "Alps" jab.
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>>14812938
Alps love Halo.
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>>14812881
>So real Wurms/Wyrms are allowed to have arms, but not legs? No sarcasm. Tell me more about your knowledge on them.

It all depends on how it is used. Hell, in DnD a wyrm is just a dragon of certain age. It's like ghouls, ghasts, zombies, thralls and so on. Wyrm is just a catch all for dragon. Like ryu isn't necessarily a specific type of dragon. It's just the Japanese word for dragon. Plenty of western style dragons were called ryu before the engrish craze.

But when wurm is used as a separate and distinct type of dragon, 99% of the time it will be patterned after the Great Serpent type of dragon. It might have arms. It will not have legs or wings. This is what KC used for his universe.
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>>14812938
It's a meme
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I want to coach an MG basketball team.

And to shower with them and attend their victory slumber parties.
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>>14812977
That's... good, I guess?
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>>14812977
Are you talking loliball style, or an adult team?
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>>14812982
You bet it is.
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>>14812989
College team.
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>>14812990
i need to ask.
Have anything ever "happend" on thease victory slumber parties?
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>>14812997
There have been spin the bottle games.
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>>14813003
Truth or dare, coach?
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>>14813003
They would find some way to weigh the bottle so it would always land on you.
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>>14813003
And thats it? nothing else?
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>>14813020
Do you have any idea where those lead, nerdling?
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>>14813024
That what i'm asking.
Please don't put me in the locker.
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>>14813036
Hee, you want to be wrapped in used gym clothes like a mummy and left in the locker for a night again? You sure do love that stuff, wimp.
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>>14813024
Well I suppose you have to recycle the bottle some time after spinning it, but I'm not sure what saving the planet has to do with slumber parties.
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>>14813006
Dare
>>14813010
I'm sure it's just a coincidence, all 734 times.
>>14813020
There's pillow fights and pizza and movies too.
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>>14813044
>Dare
No, no, no! You're supposed to say "truth" a couple of times first!
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>>14813042
N-no I wouldn't.

>>14813044
>There's pillow fights and pizza and movies too.
What movies? Are they motivational or just for fun?
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>>14813058
>N-no I wouldn't
Haaahhn? You want the panty-death mask and sock-gag too? If you say so!
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Uh oh, that cheerful genki might-be-an-alp fairy dragon is here! What will you do?
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>>14813067
Comb my hair and try to act casual but cool.
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>>14813070
Uh oh! She's playing with your hair now and rambling on 50 words a second about something!
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>>14813075
I blurt out "y-you too" and lean against her.
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>>14813067
>might-be-an-alp
P U R G E
U
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G
E
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>>14813067
>>14813075
I think a cheerful, energetic monster girl who likes to ramble would be a perfect match for a morose and quiet guy.
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>>14813067
>might-be-an-alp
>dragon
Would you kindly kill yourself?
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>>14813061
P-please I never said that.
I had to wait until the janitor came last time, I was in t-there for hours. If you gag me they won't hear me a-and who knows what will happen.
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>>14813092
If you wanted the wet-towel special beforehand you should've just said so!
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>>14813067
Tell her I need an intercrural along with a disney musical.
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>>14813096
I-if you do that I'll... tell the teachers, a-and they're going to be angry at y-you!
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>>14813109
Just for that you're staying in the locker all week-end.
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>>14813058
>What movies? Are they motivational or just for fun?

Sports movies and action movies, and they're for both. Sometimes a romance movie gets in there somehow. And sometimes it's a porno but I know that's the Cheshire.
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>>14813112
W-why would I want that?
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>>14813067
Demand she tell me if she is really an alp! If she's honest I'll let her sit on my face and receive headpats.
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>>14813141
Because you're a slutty nerd.
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>>14813161
How can you give her headpats if she's sitting on your face?
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>>14813164
H-hey! I'm not a s-slut. It's just you who make me do it.
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>>14813166
It will require the most bizarre uses of mamono mana ever seen.

Either that or it's one, then the other.
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>>14813196
But which will you do first?

And how will you react when you find out her answer?
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>>14812729
I had a couple of ideas floating around for MGE or at least MGE inspired games.

One would be a puzzle platformer in the vein of The Lost Vikings, where each level you get a small group of MGs with unique abilities to make it to the end. Maybe fluff up some stupid plot like the older stole their husbands to "purify them of monster taint" or some bullshit like that so they have to go rescue them.

The other was for an RTS where the player controls a Lillim who is trying to expands her own mamono realm. You make alliances with other MGE factions to help you fight ala Emperor: Battle for Dune, so your unit list can vary significantly from game to game.

Too bad I have no skills for this sort of thing, and the rest of life is consuming too much of my time to learn them right now.
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You get sent to MGE through some space-time wormhole
Upon your arrival you realize that you have been turned back into a shota
Soon after, you meet your first monster girl http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono
She quickly decides to adopt you
What happens next?
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>>14812729
A Touhou inspired game where you play as a Lilim. Bosses include female paladins, angels, valkyries and all other kinds of pure girls.

You get lewd CGs for beating each spell card, as lewd as you can get without showing nipples anyway.
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>>14813271
>Giant ant
I learn the values of a hard day's work, and make the hill a happier place. I can't imagine giant ants being that into shotas.
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>>14813271
>The Demon Lord
HOW EVEN?
Like, how does this happen, Why dose it happen?
I don't know how well I wil do.

>What happens next?
I dono, left to play with onee-san lilim?
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>>14813271
>Familiar
I want to find a way to change back to my normal self and mating press her. Unless she's an oppai Familiar, in that case she can do whatever she wants.
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>>14813271
>Kobold
How quickly the table turns! Will she return the favor and wash my hair for me?
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>>14813271
Kikimora
Well, alright. I devote myself to the role of son, little master, and daki.
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>>14813316
>Anon gets adopted by the Demon Lord
>She's too busy to educate him
>Instead she tells her daughters to take care of him
>Anon spends the rest of his childhood getting bullied and raped by his Lilim sisters

I want to have Lilim sisters fighting over who gets to "play" with me
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>>14813271
>Lich

Welp, guess I'm getting experimented on.
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>Where's Anon? Where is he going? What will he do next?

Uncensored: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2282156
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>>14813271
>Baphomet

Pros
She'll help me regain my original age so she can play the imouto

Cons
Stuck with her royal flatness, bitch boss of the Sabbath
Pretty much instantly inccubized just by being around such a powerful monster
Sabbath scouts annoying me


Time to destroy them from within by only giving the best headpats and cuddles to the tallest and curviest of them. Then telling the rest of them that it's okay, they all just need to grow up a little more and they'll even get kisses.
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>>14812729
A large isometric/top down whatever sandbox open world game. The game would allow you to do anything from building and starting your own farm to becoming an order soldier.

Gameplay would vary strongly based on your location and ingame moral you follow. One side you could be defending your farm/home from MG's and on the other side you could be running a farm with weresheep and all that.

If that's too much to ask i'd just like to see a Rune Factory game with MG's.
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>>14813271
>Ryu
I become a devoted warrior-priest.
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>>14813382
>Stuck with her royal flatness
>Pretty much instantly inccubized just by being around such a powerful monster
>Cons
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>>14813382
>Unlimited sabbath scout cookies
>Not on the pro list
Cmon anon.
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>>14813271
>Dormouse
Would a shota's pure heart be resistant to her?
I just want to cuddle.
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>>14813271
>Humpty egg
I. Uh. Huh.
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>>14813418
Seriously, he would be in a food coma too often to do any real internal dismantling.
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>>14813271
>dwarf
well, i least i might learn something useful
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>>14813424
Lesson 1: Dig
Lesson 2: Dig deep
Lesson 3: But not too deep
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>>14813419
I like to think that you develop an immunity to a Dormouse's rape aura if you spend enough time with her
And I guess her rape aura doesn't work on boys who haven't reached puberty yet
So a Dormouse mother is all sleepy cuddles and pure love, I want one

>>14813420
Well... At least she can provide you food?
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>>14813418
>eating those aphrodesiac-laced sugary daterape sweets
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Wake up, see this, what do?
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>>14813474
hug
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>>14813474
Make em alive again if you know what I mean.
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>>14813370
Steer clear of knife ears.
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>>14811810
welp

time to get to work
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>American "politics"

It's like a fucking cartoon. Also keep that shit outta here.
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>taking the bait
Come on guys we're better than this
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>>14811327
Ask the cunt what her intentions with my daughter were.
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>>14813271
>Jinko adoptive motheru
Looks like every time will be Tiger Time from now on.
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We're going to build a wall, a beautiful wall with anti-mamonomana and we're sending back 11 million undocumented brown girls
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>>14813591
>we're sending back 11 million undocumented brown girls
Yep, send them all right back to my house.
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>>14813474
Freak out, check myself for a pulse, and ask what they're going to do to me.
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>>14813591
>brown girls
NOOO!!! Send back the yandere ones. They're shit.
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>>14813606
>Yandere
>More shit than Tsundere
Come on, anon. Get your priorities straight.
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>>14813591
Brown "girls" (mostly alps I'm guessing) who committed a felony by coming here in the first place. We should put them to work on a huge public service project like building a wall or harassing socialists.
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>>14813620
>harassing socialists
What is it that you have against Ants?
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>>14813625
Thought ants were under a monarchy sort of system, they're icky and have too many legs anyhow.
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>>14813640
>monarchy
The queen makes babies, she doesn't rule. As king of the ants, you would be fucking constantly.
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>>14813640
>they're icky and have too many legs
I bet you like RC Cola too.
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>>14812224
Scowl deeply. The first four lines sound perfect and its not often I get a moment like that to myself.
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>>14812224
Curse my luck that I wasn't graced by this sight
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>have cyclops daughteru who loves softball
>save so much money because she makes her own bats
I would love to coach my daughteru to a division title in high school.
Who else would want to coach their daughteru?
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http://i.imgur.com/jSdHIZS.jpg
I'm still slightly sad that out of all the girls last year mosquito bitch gets the most art.

Still hot though.
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>>14813688
Source? Can't find it on pixiv
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I wonder what Monster colleges are like post-grad.
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>>14813696
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55433063
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Post the most underrated girl ever.
My vote goes to Sahaguin, she's so underrated I have no pics of her!
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>>14813666
Satan, get your stink bug out of my snake fantasies.
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>>14813674
>I would love to coach my daughteru to a division title in high school.

She ain't winning anything in a ball sport without depth perception.
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>>14813721
Manticore.
I know what you're thinking, but endless shitposting is not the same as legitimate attention.
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>>14813745
Please you don't need depth perception when the timing in your swing is perfect.
My daughteru would be just like her pops, a damn good DH.
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>>14813755
Yeah, I'm sure the bevy of stories and full portfolio of art are way less than she deserves. Yep, totally. Waaaaaay more underrated than the dozens of girls forgotten a week after their profile comes out.
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I want to be a librarian in MGC!
I want a kikimora and a crow tengu to be my colleagues!
I want to unknowingly sexually tease them until they want to rape me!
I want to meet various people in the library! Like the oomukade always has a hand under her skirt as she's reading or the lizard girls that always read hemingway!
I want to be alone on a full moon with no one in the library!
I want my crow tengu and kiki colleague sneak in and rape me silly on the library desks until I ahegao and become their husband!
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>>14813771
>lizard girls that always read hemingway

I'll take the one who liked Green Hills of Africa best. The ones who schlick over A Farewell to Arms and For Whom the Bell Tolls can suck my dick, literally. But they don't get grand wife status. That goes to my little big game hunter.
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>>14813721
Arch Impthe design is just great and they're probably the best flat girls when it comes to personality.
>Additionally, many of them don’t even realize that they’re arch imps, and will continue to live among groups of imps.
They're also so dense that they don't realise they're subconsciously letting off charm magic. They're still lewd though, incredibly lewd so they're different from Alices. Shame there's only 2 pieces of art and one of them is awful.
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>>14813818
Arch Imp is best Imp.
Except for twilight Imp, but that's more /v/ anyway.
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>>14813818
They also have the power of a lilim yet are even more irresponsible if that's even possible. That's fucking scary man, like that one omnipotent kid in that old twilight zone episode.
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>>14813826
It's like putting a Wurm in a room with the button for a nuke but she doesn't know what nukes are, or at the very least how much damage they really do.
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>>14813771
>not just being a dense master to a lonely, pudgy, slightly scared that her time for childbearing may be gone soon Kikimora
>not having her break down and rape you, taking countless years of frustration out on you
>that moment when you realize that she may be eight years older than you but she's still a virgin
>that feeling when she's desperately bucking on you telling you with every down thrust "I'm sorry Master.", "I just can't help myself anymore Master.", "This is your fault Master!"
>not waking up to her crying, telling you that she's not worthy of being your maid anymore
>tell her that she's right
>because you have a new opening now:
>Wife
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>>14813853
Now I'm imagining a Happy Tree Friends/Beavis and Butthead type show with a Wurm and an Arch Imp.
>they just want to score
>but usually they just destroy the town they're in
So it's more like Beacis and Butthead meets Sealab 2021.
Gone but never forgotten: Capt. "Howlin' Mad" Murphy
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>>14813876
>Here lies Archie
>She never scored
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Where would you explore with your waifu?
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>>14813666
Thank do... wait a minute!
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>>14813857
life is suffering
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>>14813919
Snakes... why did it have to be snakes?
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I want a futuristic military-space-uniform Manticore!
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>>14813919
>you'll never go exploring the ruins of Egypt with your posh British MG waifu and your newly acquired Anubis servant
>you'll never run into the treasure room, filled to the brim with gold and jewels
>you'll never have a three way with your Anubis servant and British waifu
>you'll never pound them so hard you wake the Pharoah with all of your screaming
>she'll never be disappointed that you don't have any left in the tank when she finds you three in a sweating, panting, tangle of limbs, paws, and scales
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>>14813731
If only I could hear once more the scuttling of many little legs!
I know you're out there somewhere, come finish what you started you faggot!
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>>14813963
Finish what you started.
I'm sorry, what exactly did I start?
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>>14813976
I didn't mean you.
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>>14813857
>that feeling when she's desperately bucking on you telling you with every down thrust "I'm sorry Master.", "I just can't help myself anymore Master.", "This is your fault Master!"
Goddammit Anon I don't need this erection right now. I need to go to work.
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Can anyone link me to some good kikimora pastes or screencaps? I need it
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>>14813977
I'm the guy who did the original greentext and subsequent ones as well. So what should I finish?
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>>14811810
>>14813509
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>>14814015
I. Didn't. Mean. You. I just replied to you because the scuttling of 'mukade feet reminded me of a story about them.
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>>14814025
MY THIRD EYE HAS AWAKENED
THAT WHICH I CANNOT SEE HAD BEEN REVEALED
THAT LICH HAS A THICK BOOTY
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>>14814025
Yeah, that's the stuff.
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>>14814025
Is she pantomiming a knock-knock joke?
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>>14814025
neato!
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>>14814040
>"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
>"Lich."
"Lich who?"
>"Lich my thighs."
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>>14814056
AAAAARRGGHHH! IT BUUUURRNSSS!
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>>14814035
I know I was fucking with you mang.
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>>14814025
Great now I have to masturbate for the fourth time this morning.
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>>14814080
Jesus anon, don't you ever get sore?
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>>14814074
Well don't. It hurts enough as it is.
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>>14814056
I want a lich to tell me terrible jokes in her usual monotone voice.
>oh great now I'm just imagining Stephen Wright as a lich
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>>14814080
Why do you people keep sharing something like this is beyond me.
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>>14814093
I fapped three times in a row last night and once more in the morning.
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>>14814093
Sometimes, I do. But my daily average is somewhere around six to eight times a day. I think a Succubus or CC Demon has been training me since I was young to be able to keep up with her.
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>>14814108
Because we're guys, buddy.
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>>14814116
>>14814122
But WHY though? I get burned out after like, twice a day.
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>>14814125
I'm not your buddy, friend.
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I wanna read some comfy shit because I can't sleep. Something that smells like a warm hearth and a hearty broth, that feels like the cool, soft thighs of a dead cutie's lap pillow, the two of us curled up in weresheep wool blankets. Any suggestions?
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>>14814133
I'm not your friend, guy.
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>>14814128
Ara ara, you're still young, you can do more~!
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>>14814125
I sure do love to discuss our masturbation whatnots with friends.
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>>14814143
Lady, please. I'm 22.
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>>14814144
If you've got a problem opening up, you can just sit there quietly and listen. We'll be here when you're ready to share.
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>>14814143
>no pudgy CC snake girl to coax out four or five more loads out of you
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.
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>>14814138
Listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg9PDJh1OCc
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>>14814149
Well I'll be 23 in less than 48 hours and it sure hasn't slowed me down.
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>>14814158
I don't think all that masturbation can be too healthy.
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>>14814157
If I'm going to listen to anything, I'd listen to Persefone's Spiritual Migration. That shit always makes me zone out.
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>>14814169
Oh yeah, it totally makes you go blind.
Listen here, friendo, it's a perfectly normal bodily function, and moreover the reproductive system is designed to be used, and humans have evolved to be able to fuck whenever. What harm could there possibly be?
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>>14814181
Have you ever thought maybe you have an addiction anon?
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>>14814187
I don't fap four times a day every day. I fap once a day on average.
Last night was an exception because I enjoyed some fine porn I forgot I had.
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>>14814187
Claiming you have an "addiction" is just a cop out. Back in my day it was called a 'condition' and everyone kept their fucking noses out of it.
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>>14814025
10/10 would cuddle.
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>>14814195
Well I'm sorry for judging you then.

>>14814199
I mean, addicts love their excuses.
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>>14814173
Then I'm afraid I can't help you, unless you want something you've probably already seen twenty times before. I don't read much stuff here.
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>>14814218
Hey, just because you're not virile and potent doesn't mean everyone else is an "addict".
YOU need performance enhancers to please MGs, but hey, nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>14814224
Addicts can only change if they want to, I can't really help you if you're going to deflect me like this.
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>>14813926
Then let's ride off into the sunset! After you, Junior!
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>>14814243
Didn't you just say in your previous post you were sorry for judging me, and now you're calling me an addict again?
YOU are the one with problems, but the girls can help you, and they WANT to help you!
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>>14814253
Okay, that's it. I'm going to go watch that.
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>>14814256
I hate penis inspection day.
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>>14814243
Well I'm the one who can satisfy my MG waifu without using 'pick me ups'.
I bet you even complain about headaches when your waifu wants to ride you like the stallion you're supposed to be.
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Musclegirls.
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>>14814334
A giant muscle wyvern would be nice.
Especially if she was once a tiny, childhood friend runt before betting big.
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>>14814275
>implying penis inspection day isn't just a normal day in MGC high schools
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>>14813721
Dhampir. They only ever seem to show up as side characters for the Vampire.
>ywn journey across the land with your dhampir waifu, righting wrongs and saving the oppressed.
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>>14814343
Exactly.
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I want to see a Jackie Chan movie where he has to fight off the single ladies in MGC Chinatown's yakuza to save his niece from a life of crime! (And save himself for marriage too!)
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>>14813721
>Flowkelp.
We need more Kuudere seaweed onee-sans in our lives.
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>>14814368
I still want to see a loli flowkelp hugging a loli mermaid and kraken and asking you if you would like some sushi.
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>>14814378
I would cuddle the hell out of those lolis, even if they may actually be a bunch of lewd older women trying to trick me.
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>>14814390
Nope, they're all lolis, no age regression magic used AT ALL. Now go be the rad Onii-chan they want you to be and take them to McDonald's and then to blockbuster to rent some awesome N64 games that you all can play!
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>>14814378
>say yes
>they proceed to make you sushi
>it's delicious but you're a little disappointed
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>>14814405
That seems suspicious.
How would lolis know about Blockbuster?
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>>14814261
Good man! I'm glad we understood each other.
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>>14814334
Ri-class! Abyssal waifu!
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>>14813721
Skeletons. They just follow you all meek-like in most instances, wanting to know what it is to live again. They also vary widely since the body depends on the skeleton of the person who died, plus their power changes depending on what kind of magic was used during their reanimation!
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>>14813853
Well since we're speaking of Wurms and purple beings...
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I want to put my Kobold daughteru's muzzle on her before her mother gets home from work so she doesn't make a racket! Mommy has been away for several days working on some neat science-y project for her Lich boss and I don't want her to get too stressed out! My waifu sometimes forgets that she's not immortal and actually needs sleep and food, unlike her boss. I'm sure she'll prefer, happy muffled whines to loud piercing barks in her current state!
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>>14814436
I've never seen her drawn with real arms before.
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>>14814450
>muzzling your daughter
>not training her to be considerate of her mother
What sort of a father are you?
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>>14814449
Dear Purple Wurm,
You rock. You're the prettiest and tastiest looking girl I know. Will you be my girlfriend?
- Anon
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>>14814450
You're late.
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>>14814341
Wyverns are underrated.
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>>14814450
I still love the idea of a Kobold motheru and daughteru standing on the couch, and yelling at the mailman.
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>>14814450
I'm sure this sight before you would get to back up again. Anubis-chan would surely help to "encourage" you before one she reveres so. Your waifu, too, would urge you on... for... "research purposes".

If all else fails... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc
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>>14814482
...Wrong post. Meant for this >>14813959
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>>14814456
She gets so excited though anon, and her training is still very much a work in progress. She's a good girl the vast majority of the time but sometimes she just forgets. Everyone forgets things once in awhile, you know?

>>14814460
I actually had some actual things to do at work today, please forgive.

>>14814472
Yes, as adorable as I found it I had to break them of that habit so the post office would stop withholding our mail. Strict leather muzzle-gags and a squirt-bottle filled with ice cold water did the trick though.
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>>14814453
Then let me give you something to indulge in, Anon...
'Shinkaisei-kan Collection' where she's a main character - http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9478
'Abyssal Naval Base' with probably the cutest drawn Ri ever - http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9585
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>>14814505
Niiice.
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Oh, Lord Anonmander, you are such a rake! You know I can't resist campaigns of world domination, and that one fool only has an Anubis Advisor to run his realm! We'll take it over in a jiffy and then we'll make love on their bed!
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>>14812444
Seems like someone wasn't careful when cuddling.
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>>14814530
>and then we'll make love on their bed!
What's wrong with our bed?
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>>14814540
It's a domination thing, like how a cat will pee in the dog's bed.
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>>14814530
Poppy-chan, maybe it's time to get off the computer and take a nap.
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I want to poke Wurm-chan in the face and call her silly!
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>>14814555
I want a Lich to design a game that combines the campaign maps of the Paradox Interactive games with the combat from Total War, spans history from 10,000 BC to 2500 AD and is filled with cute Monster Girls!
...and then call her a nerd.
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>>14814514
>that artist
>that animation
Very, very nice indeed
Tell me your impressions if you'd like once you read them!
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I want to be the hated teacher in MGC HS who always gives quizzes and loads of homework and ban lewd in my class
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>>14814530
Yes, but haven't they started to gather an army? Won't taking them over be hard?
Oh, and can we make certain that they know we're doing it in their bed?
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>>14814573
One day you will become the crusty old dean at MGCU,
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>>14814569
Shincolle was cute, and I've already read Abyssal Naval Base on Sadpanda.
In short I quite liked both.
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>>14814577
>Won't taking them over be hard?
They never made a budget for their army, so they don't have one at the moment. Just occupy!
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>>14814578
Get off the lawn kids and put your tits away or the security will have word
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>>14814530
>campaigns of world domination
We've been over this before, it's not world domination when you're the boss of a company that's always in the red and only had two employees. Now you're just being petty and jealous of that Pharoah who you think you have to beat in life.
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>>14814591
The Pharaoh inherited all her wealth and all she has to do is sit on her fat ass while the interests of her inheritance more than cover all her expenses! She's never had to work for anything in her life!
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>>14814334
>musclegirl abyssals
>every abyssal is generally under water
>you need far more strength to move underwater than with just air resistance, not taking into account the pressure down there and the equipment weighing them down
>every abyssal is inherently buff

I like this.
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>>14814608
Tittybirds are cute. Every single one of them!
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>>14814606
I was actually going to use that as a theme in my story, but I never got that far.
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>>14814614
Jub Jubs are naturally the best harpy. Prove me wrong bitches. Oh wait, you can't.
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>>14814613
>buff Seaport, Midway, Wo, and Heavy Cruiser
Oh baby. Also that's a nice Ri.
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>>14814619
I mean, recent writing seems to have thrown this absolute into contention for some, but I agree with >>14814614.
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>>14814585
So we'll just walk in, take over and fuck in their bed?
Nice.
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>>14814619
I can. There's all sorts of better harpies.
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>>14814613
>posting boatsluts in the wrong thread
For what purpose?
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>>14814633
Looting is also a possibility, if you feel like it.
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>>14814636
Because the boatsluts thread doesn't like this sort of thing. All they want to do is circlejerk about their meta like faggots instead of posting cute boats.
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I want a harem that consists of a deredere Baphomet and two kuudere Familiar twins who quietly carry out every command she gives them.
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>>14814637
We can loot after we fuck.
You got to have priorities, you know.
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What would monsters do to abortion doctors
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>>14814647
Is that why pirates "rape, pillage and plunder" in that order?
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>>14814644
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>14814651
Now you're geting it.
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>>14814636
Kanker coal threads dislike Abyssals for whatever reason. I even managed to bear witness to it in the /v/ drawthreads when some sod was posting Tenryuu while calling Abyssals trash.
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Oh good, anon is here, now everything will be okay...
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>>14814649
Tiller'd
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>>14814661
Bitch I will buckle your swash!
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>>14814658
Tenryuu is best boatwhore though abyssals are still superior
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>>14814658
Tenryuu posters are faggots, no surprise there. Second worst kancolle fans behind Kagafags.
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>>14814661
Not that you could do any better.
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>>14814677
Worst part is, Tenryuu and Kaga are among the few normal boats I actually like.
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>>14814661
OKAY?!?! EVERYTHINGS FUCKED!!!
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>>14814677
>Second worst kancolle fans behind Kagafags.
You forgot the bongofags, bongofags are the most cancerous of the lot.
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>>14814684
Yeah don't get me wrong, I love them as ships but they have some of the most obnoxious posters.
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I want to teach a tengu apprentice everything I know
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>>14814658
>B-but the appropriate thread hates us tho
And?
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>>14814696
Even the bedroom stuff?
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>>14814723
No why would I abuse my position of power
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>>14814726
Because she's cute.
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What would be one thing you would love to do with your family as a hobby/passion?
>tfw no Oni family to create a traveling softball team with
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>>14814728
But it is wrong
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>>14814734
But she needs you.
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>>14814731
The only hobby I want is writing genre fiction, I doubt the missus and the kids would like to partake in such things.
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>>14814731
Sharing the games I loved growing up with the daughterus and the waifu trying to join in while being terrible at them and pouting.
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>>14814739
She should find a scribe her own age to adventure with
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>>14814752
But she only has eyes for sensei!
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>>14814762
But the ethics it is wrong to abide my position on a pupil
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What does you monstergirl daughteru do that frustrates you? And I mean legitimate frustration, not the cutesy 'oh you!' stuff.
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>>14814773
But it's also wrong to let her suffer alone.
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Trapped in Silent Hill with a kitsune who may or may not be a figment of your imagination and who may or may not be malicious.
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>>14814786
She calls a bounce house a moon jump.
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>>14814786
She never uses a fork and knife, only a spoon. Granted, so do I, but the waifu told me I should set an example, and if I have to eat fancy then so should the little tyke, but she doesn't.
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>>14814787
There are human scribes for a reason here so she has a partner of similar age
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>>14814788
Compared to the baphomets and that creepy bitch with the pointed head, I'm weighing my options
>>
Accept the love of the Serial Hugger's Family.
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>>14814533
What do you mean by that?
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>>14814788
>Trapped in Silent Hill
Gave up right there, it's rape 'o clock.
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>>14814804
She doesn't have any feelings for them. She loves only you!
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>>14814808
I want to wear one of the plastic bubbles so they can't hug me while I wear that sign
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>>14814819
Now I want to see an Anon in a giant hamster ball wearing that sign and running from a literal avalanche of yeti girls.
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>>14814817
but if I get caught by the higher ups then I can't teach anymore
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>>14814788
Malice is the best.
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>>14814459
Here's your answer! AKA quick photoshop edit...
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I want to cut a Wurn's arms off because she shouldn't have arms because she's a Wurm.
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>>14814836
I wonder if she will Grape me or Wurm me?
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>>14814832
Like they would care about the love of a teacher and a student.
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>>14814811
>THE SCALE
You touched THE SCALE, Anon...
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Is it just me, or does anyone else picture a Wurm acting just like Goku from DBZ:A?
The resemblances between them are uncanny.
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>>14814721
>posting monster girls in a monster girl general
And?
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>>14814863
I can't imagine Wurms being violent jerks who think of their children as extension of themselves and don't realize that they're actually different people who enjoy different things.
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>>14814851
Oh dear, I hope this doesn't cause anything bad to happen between us. She never told me where the scale was located or what happens when it's touched. was enjoying her company and having a great time chit chatting about various topics.
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Turns out there's more Khepri out there than I thought there was. Most of them are shit but this one's cute.
>>
I bet Mindflayers are actually innocent
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>>14814721
Late to this conversation, but Shinkaisei-kan have been welcomed whenever I post them. They are monster girls, some more so than others.

When we starts talking about Tenryuu, Kaga and whatever "Bongo" is, however... now that's off-topic.
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>>14814877
Tell your briansquid wife to take her tentacles out of your ears.
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>>14812420
Dancing in the rain
>>
Don’t go in there
You’ll be raped by one
Freaky creatures
Monster party
Eyes of yellow
Scales and feathers
Tails in tethers
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>>14814867
>have your own thread on the same board
>post here anyway
You boatfaggots are insufferable, I swear.
>>
I want a Mindflayer harem with constant brain fun
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>>14813997
http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy
http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E
http://pastebin.com/in0ESrqn
http://pastebin.com/YcsgMgF6
http://pastebin.com/4cd4NaqU
http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/85758526/Kikimora%20fapfic
3 hours late I know, but have at it.
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>>14814867
And it triggers one or two autists who want the thread to be MGE only.
>>14814894
If we want to get into technicalities about correct thread and boards, we shouldn't even be on /jp/ to begin with so lets not start that.
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>>14814863
>"Are you 'Lord Diaper'?"
>"Yes I am Lord Deruella."
>"Sweet! I'm going to deck you in the schnoz!"
>"Okay, and now apparently this is happening."
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>>14814875
Cute little bugs aren't they.
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>>14814877
>tfw you realize your Mindflayer waifu only became corrupt after being broken by the pervertedness she found in your mind
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>>14814909
I want a Kiki harem that doubles as a MG fight club.
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>>14814916
But I just want hand holding
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>>14814874
On the contrary, it's time for some quality "bonding" time.
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>>14814918
>MG fight club
>Rule number 1 is we're not allowed to talk about it!
>Talk about what, Miss Wurmoniva?
>The fight club!
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>>14814916
Then it better have a strong presence in your mind from now on.
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>Get your TEFL certificate
>The typical places of China, Japan and Korea are a bit saturated and as a result, wages and demand are both down
>Not really interested in moving halfway across the world for a year just to earn what is essentially minimum wage
>Find an open offer in that monster girl country
>2 years, $90K compensation, room and board provided
>Seize on this great offer
>Realize very quickly why they're paying more than double the going rate
>Working at what would be a college back home
>80% of your teaching day is spent fending off would be suitresses
>The other 20% is spent trying to stop the girls from making obscene remarks and gestures in response to everything you say
>The head of the school is no better
>She's a Tanuki who keeps offering to buyout your contract entirely and make you a permanent member of the faculty
>Also, you'll get your own office
>She always spreads her legs when she says that
>You're not really sure why
>An office does sound nice thoguh
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You know I was thinking about it, this is a Monster girl thread, and well A lot of people like the abysmals ( Battleship ) and they are technically MGs .
Its kind of hard to accept them here since they take the guys who would normally prefer us demon types you know?
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I just want to give up on life, end it, and find myself in the clutches of the yandere Wisp who plans to punish me for every time I ever fapped because she thinks of it as cheating on her.
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>>14814930
With that money you should hire yourself a top-tier bodyguard, Anon.
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>>14814930
Do the job and get out with minimal scratched
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>>14814945
Sounds like a bad time.
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>>14814939
So you're saying the demon types are jealous of them...?
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>>14814947
In Soviet Russia, Giant Enemy Crab attacks your weak point for massive damage!
>>14814952
Better than what life has for me now. Or in the future.
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>>14814947
>gommie
Fug time 2 luberate
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>>14814808
This Summer
>Man being back into a corner with large paw shadows on the wall behind him
Experience the terror of
>No...No stay back!
Serial Yeti
>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO (loud hugging sounds)
Starring Ivuna Humpalot as Detective Cock(atrice)
>We have to get to the bottom of this case, even if we have to put ourselves in the line of fire!
Buff Mclargehuge as Detective Darling
>I've got your back on this...
Heathina Ledger as Serial Yeti
>Let's put a smile on that face~
Based on the true story of MGC's Serial Hugger
>Hysterical Female Laugher as the movie date shows up against a black background
Rated Arrrrr
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I don't want to be raped. Thank you for your cooperation.
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>>14814945
But Anon, Will-O-Wisps are evil!
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>>14814966
From my point of view I'm evil!
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>>14814955
>>14814960
Oh, not to worry. She's just a history enthusiast. You'll see her in all kinds of costumes while guarding you.
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>>14814961
This is another piece of edgy smut, just like Snuffing the Sniffer.
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>>14814923
What does she mean by "Bonding time", does that mean where going to watch some James Bond films together for accidentally touching her special scale?
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>>14814968
Here's a man with a conscience!
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>>14814939
>have haughty vampire waifu
>one day take her to 7-11
>"Hmmph! What is this commoner trash that's peddled as food these days?"
>introduce her 332 year old self to the wonders that is "the slurpee"
>she loved it so much she went out and bought her own slurpee machine for the mansion
>her favorite flavor is the "House Cherry Coke"
>it's just your blood mixed with the Coke formula
>now she wants to try more food she missed while being cooped up in her house for 95 years
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>>14814975
Yeah. The Brosnan ones. That'll teach you!
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>>14814968
Well then you are lost!
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>>14814971
Better get in the most free uniform and be a real American
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>>14814912
Indeed they are, I just wish most their art wasn't stuff like this.
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>>14814980
On the contrary, I alone know where I stand, while you are lost in a mist of self righteousness.
I will part that mist with righteous blows.
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>>14814978
Better have her avoid the rotisserie
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>>14814979
No, oh well guess I'll just face the music and watch them. At least she's watching them with me, so I'm not alone in my punishment which is good.
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I want to spitroast a Jubjub!
I'm gonna tie her to a pole, stick an apple in her mouth, and turn her over a fire until her juices are flowing deliciously!
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>>14814978
Why are haughty, out of touch, MGs the best?
>take your Wightfu out for pizza
>your favorite spot called 'Pizza King'
>she gets upset because she thought we were going to have dinner with royalty
>however, she still loved the pizza
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I just realized a lot of the MGs some of the Anons like would probably be older than the country they live within.
How does one even get Identification to prove who you are when you are over 2-300 years old?

>"ma'am, I need to see your birth certificate and social security card in order to issue you a drivers license"

>" I am a 340 year old fox woman, I was born before this country even existed......"
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>>14814998
Plz go and stay leave
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I would gladly welcome more art of MGs channeling their "feral instincts"... It'd probably more difficult for them to do in front of their husbands than it is for them to take a kinky request.
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>>14814972
No, commercial-anon is dead.

>>14814973
Based on the true story of the Serial Hugger though!
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>>14814998
>death by torture
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>>14815005
If she helped in the Revolutionary War then that is bonus points
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>>14815006
But what if it's a magic fire? A fire that won't burn her, just get her all warm and comfy and horny? All I want is some nice, immersive roleplay here.
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>>14815011
Yeah, capitalizing on people's real suffering!
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>>14815014
I was going to say that perhaps the apples was filled with aphrodisiac-like juice, but then I couldn't think of any excuse for the fire. Now, however...
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>>14815014
Oh. That's ok then.
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>>14814939
no RP pls
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I want to hug a dark elf and light elf at the same time
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>>14814998
Wjy do Jub jubs get all the abuse? They're good girls who don't deserve such degeneracy.
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>>14815013
>"well, I do have this..uhh..letter of introduction from George Washington, his wife Martha, very nice lady by the way, made him give this to me as I helped him ...uhh..bushwack.. some redcoats, damn foxes fighting for the British indeed, the very nerve of them ....
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>>14815013
>showing your lich waifu how to drive
>gets pulled over
>when asked for her liscence and registration she hands him a full presidential pardon
>signed by Thomas Jefferson himself
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>>14815026
They're fat and dumb.
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>>14815015
Hey man, chill, at least it's not based on the story of Nurse Weresheep.
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>>14815031
NO U
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>>14815026
There's nothing wrong with the attention Jub-jubs get.
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>>14815031
I think you meant to say plump and precious.
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>>14813666
Thanks Satan.
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Do monstergirls have the tooth fairy?
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>>14815031
But anon, they just want what's best for you.
And daughterus. They want all of the daughterus.
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Your wife who happens to be a goddess with her own shrine or temple receives company from the government and they spend several hours with her and then leave , she then storms in furious and shows you the paperwork. Turns out the state department issued her diplomatic immunity for being a MINOR goddess!!
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>>14815049
Tell her she's always been a major goddess to me.
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>>14815044
>tooth fairy MG
>subspecies of fairy that chooses their lover by his teeth
>good dental hygiene gets them wetter than a dentists toothbrush
>but they can't stand someone who doesn't take care of their teeth


>you'll never have a cute fairy friend at a young age who's really into keeping your teeth clean
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>>14815044
If they do, I am willing to bet its a toothwurm.
a miniwurm that slithers under your pillow at night and grabs the tooth and leaves something MG related behind.
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>>14815049
Hell yeah tax exemption status
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>>14815033
What is this story you speak of?
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>>14815061
Pantsu?
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>>14815058
>"Anon, did you floss today?"

>"Anon, brush your teeth you just ate!"

>"Anon, did you remember to use your special mouthwash I made for you?"

>"Anon, let me brush your teeth for you!"

Oh gawds its like that scene from THAT anime...
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>>14815058
I'd let a Tooth-Fairy get inside my mouth and give my teeth a good deep cleaning. I haven't been to a dentist in almost 4 years because it's literal torture to me.
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>>14815068
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>>14815067
Absolutely.

But what does she leave the little MGs?
What of your MG daughteru doesn't even grow teeth?
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>>14815049
I reminder that I am her only follower after all. But more importantly, what other benefits do we get?
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>>14815069
I haven't been to the dentist since 2005 because there's nothing wrong with my teeth. Stop eating all that candy, nigga.
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>>14815069
It's not that bad and I have a lot of work for them to do to me.
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>>14815076
There's nothing wrong with my teeth either, I just remember the hell that was being a lazy kid/braces/wisdom teeth/having the same extra tooth pulled twice.
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>>14815079
>wisdom teeth
Ohohoho! Serves you right for being a an unevolved beast!
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>>14815075
Diplomatic immunity, tax exemption i think its 501c, special passport for when she leaves the country.

I am not sure what one would get with that deal as a goddess.
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>>14815085
Hahahah fuck you.
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>>14815076
It's not that my teeth are bad, they are taken care of but I have an extra set of teeth in the roof of my mouth. And last time I went to the dentist he told me that I couldn't see him again unless I told him to do surgery on my mouth that would cost $5,000. So I left and haven't been back since then. And that was in 2007.
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>>14815064
It's too old and smalltime.
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>>14815091
Pls tell!
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>>14815089
Jesus, like a whole double set?
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>>14814909
There is also this https://www.literotica.com/s/the-kikimora
Good stuff
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>>14815089
Sharkman please.
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>>14815096
No.

It's not all in convenient threadcap fashion.
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I want to fight with a tsundere succubus
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>>14815087
Wife gets her Immunity, And is still mad about the MINOR goddess status so she starts driving like a mad woman 10-20 mph over the speed limit and parking anywhere she likes she takes up 2 parking spaces on purpose

>"That sure will show them!"
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>>14815031
There's a smart Jubjub out there, I know it.
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>>14815071
>tfw he wasn't brushing her teeth in the LN
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>>14815026
Mono-eyes are good girls too, but we all know how much unjustified abuse they get.
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>>14815088
Posting this in the hopes that you'll get a laugh out of it.
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>>14815122
Wurmie trying to be dominant is just hilarious.
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>>14815089
Is that you King Shark?
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I want to go on a voyage, land on an uncharted island and notice that the Harpies on the island have different body-types and skin-color to attract men with different tastes!
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>>14815097
>>14815102
It's nothing too crazy I just have an extra set of molars on the roof of my mouth. It doesn't hurt me at all and they don't bother me, so I've just lived with it since I was a kid.
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Have something done way back in 2005 .
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>>14815133
They also use the remnants of some Human activity called "War" to change the landscape to suit them.
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>>14815142
Nice.
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>"Howdy Anon! Ready for another day of work on the farm? Yosh! Let's do our best today!"
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>>14814875
That's a cute sphinx and nubnub.
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>>14815142
From that same time too, I was on an elf kick back then.
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>>14815148
Why am I working with the cotton pickers?
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>Cat day in Japan has passed
>No Cheshrie or Jinko art
No Kakuen on Chinese new year was disappointing but this is just salt in the wound.
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>>14815150
Those are some big ears, mate.
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>>14815150
And last one of her.
I don't wanna spam too much, so I post the rest of them now and then.
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>>14815152
BE-CAAUUSE YOU'RE NAME IS TOBY!
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>>14813997
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg
Pretty touching despite some kinky shit. Dicking a loli in latex happens somewhere.
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>>14815148
Ugh, let me go back to sleep...
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>>14815160
She's pretty and classy.
>>14815161
Who is the Kunta Kinte of Monster Girls?
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>>14815160
>>14815150
>>14815142
Why are elves the best vanilla MGs?
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>>14815126
>tfw she's been reading up on how to in front of you because she wants you to know what's coming
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>>14815156
Some men like them big!
You like them small don't you!
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>>14815169
Don't you mean back to sheep?
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>>14815176
To instill dread in me?
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>>14815188
Then he really would be counting sheep
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>>14815192
This man gets it.
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>>14815188
Huh, so that's why my bed is softer than usual.

But don't you have a pleasure cruise you need to be in charge of or something?
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>>14815189
Fear, but also arousal.
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>>14815205
I will submit to my dracoterranian mistress.
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Monsters need to learn the fear erections aren't consent
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>>14815199
It's slow on the Styx today and she prefers to take it one day at a time. "Keep calm and Char-on," she often says.
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>>14815214
He came, therefore it was lovemaking.
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>>14815214
>
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>>14815216
She says that right up until 'Big Jim' boards her boat with enough money for the full course.
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>>14815212
No! If she's going to be in the lead next time she wants to seduce you completely. Submitting takes all the challenge out of it. So give her your best!
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>>14815096
what other MGs have not been done like that
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>>14815214
Yes they are.
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>>14815214
When "it" is afraid they're only comforting "it", Anon.
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Is it rape if it's your big sister?
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>>14815220
>>14815222
Hah. Lovemaking-mind.
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>>14815231
Fine! I will never submit to her tyranny! I am unbreakable!
>>14815233
A few.
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>>14815225
Charon doesn't expect pay from people, but if it helps them feel fair for asking of her services, she'll gladly take it, yes. A slow day means less death, though, so she'll gladly wait out one, too.
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>>14815233
There's a baby Holstaur and Arachne.
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>>14815241
It's tender love-making Anon! She just wants to take care of your this time, rather than the other way around.
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>>14815250
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>>14815252
Aww, and here I was hoping for a Wurminatrix in nifty leather and everything.
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How different is a succubus raised by an Alp than a normal one
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>>14815262
Her Alp Mother and her Human Father would worry she's not getting enough female influence in her life, so they'd both act feminine for her.

She'd end up becoming a muscular tomboy.
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>>14815262
Basically this!
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>>14815272
but alps are girls
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>>14815262
Where do you think nerd succubi come from?
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>>14815262
Shame
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>>14815281
Yes, but she used to be a boy, so she'd want to make a point of being super girly, just to make sure their succubus daughteru grows up healthy with the right influences!
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>>14815257
Well... you DID dare her to make you wear the collar you got for her as a joke. She thought it was a choker and insisted it was fine even after she found out it wasn't.
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>>14815281
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>>14815295
Sometimes I worry Wurmie may be too gentle for my needs.
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>>14815295
But I want to take my Wurm to the dog park for walkies!
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>>14815214
But anon, everyone knows fearboners are the best boners.
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>>14815214
Informed consent is when his erection informs you that his body is willing.
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>>14815314
But then she's just going to play with all the kobold pups!
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I want to marry Charon and turn her boat into a riverboat gambling venue! But beware: the house always wins.
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>>14815333
That was her plan all along. In her words - "I need a disguise so that I can pet all those puppies!"
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>>14815301
You say that, but few other MGs will take you speeding across the land like a freight train - whatever that is - once a week. Anyone with a Wurm waifu will definitely toughen up... but you're still only human. Sometimes she just can't be too careful, you know?

Besides... are you forgetting how you met her? "We honestly praise you for coming this far. However, don't think that defeating the three of us will be easy," is what they said. In the end, well, she was the only one left standing. Unlimited stamina and whatnot.
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Big mino tits
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I want to teach migrant monster girls how not to rape
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>>14815346
I now have the image of a wurm with dog ears frolicking with a bunch of pup daughterus.

It's adorable.
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>>14815352
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>>14815352
But it's their culture!
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>>14815352
P'Orcfugees welcome!
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>>14815352
dicki dicki
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>>14815349
The odds were stacked against me.
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>>14815168
>Pretty touching despite some kinky shit.
Reading Quicksilver is like a mindfuck. Cute feelsy stuff that I actually usually enjoy combined with those in your face weirdo fetishes. And I still most often get a boner.
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>>14815262
More bulliable because she doesn't want to be like her shameless stage 3 mommy

Or more shameless because she does want to be like her stage 3 mommy
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>>14815354
But what if she starts thinking that if she gets pregnant while wearing the dog ears then she'll give birth to puppies instead of Wurms?>>14815355
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>>14815376
Shit. Didn't mean to reply to that other post.
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>>14815363
Run little hero run
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>>14815376
Then we just keep going with daughterus until it happens.
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>>14815354
Pretty sure there's a Loen picture about that kind of situation.
Might be the pit of spikes one that I'm thinking about.
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>>14815363
You got a wife out of it. That's a win in my books, Anon.
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>>14815364
Better than other shit-tier fetish writers we have, that's for sure. I'd still take Quicksilver over Alp and Bob's cohorts any day of the week since he's more like the weird otaku who sits in the corner of the room than that one machete wielding murderer from Too Many Cooks.
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Tanuki seem like nice business partners
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>>14815391
Pretty much my thoughts exactly.
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>>14815391
Is it bad that, save for the really, really bad ones, I like most of the MG stories, regardless of who wrote it?
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>>14815402
Not at all, this could probably be said for most of the people who see them but they just don't ever say anything.
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>>14815402
Yes.
You give the meme writefags an inch, they'll take a mile.
I say this as a writefag.
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>>14815400
Don't be stupid.
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>>14815410
I'd say that depends on the personality of the writefag.
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>>14815416
Why as long as we are equal partners nothing is wrong
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>>14815391
It takes a lot, to make a stew
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>>14815363
>Ability
>Dragon
>[X] Lick abs
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>>14815421
You wont be.
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>>14815349
I really wanna be part of a dragon's hoard
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>>14815427
Being a jew doesn't make her worth less than anyone else.

It just makes her a bit more flammable so you can't really let her near any campfires.
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>>14815427
Why not if we both own 50% then nothing can go wrong
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Hello hi I wrote the full version of the story I uploaded to the contest

http://pastebin.com/8NnbKVWH

Whoever already read the contest version, it's all the same until line 233 where changes start happening.
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>>14814961
What are loud hugging sounds?
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>>14815452
I want to be friends with a tremendously chesty lizardman whose embarrassed about the size of her bust.
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>>14815454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJCA-DqNUlk
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I want to hug a Cheshire
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>>14815467
I want to hug an Ushi-Oni!
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>>14815460
>have a chesty lizardman childhood friend
>she keeps commenting on how she always can't find armor in her size
>get Cyclops girl to make magical armor that will always be the perfect fit for your lizardman friends hefty bust
>then surprise her by telling her that she's invited to the wedding between you and the cyclops girl
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>>14815452
Forgot to mention it now has over 20lbs of edge and grimdark
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>>14815454
Hugging with muffled screaming from the person being hugged since there mouth is covered by a Yeti body. Also that hand movement that you can do ruffling clothes while hugging.

As you can see here Serial Yeti will be a financial hit.
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>>14815426
thats a dirt dirty tactic anon!
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>>14815471
I want to hug a Ryuu and thank her deeply for making it rain a lot this season.
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>>14815492
I want to hug a Hellhound and wrestle for cuddle dominance.
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I would never rape an Elf instead I would court
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>>14815402
If you can honestly say you're willing to give people like Bob and Bollocks an inch then yes, there's something wrong here.
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>>14815474

Your busty childhood friend has turned evil after spiraling into depression.

Are you man enough to save her and the world by practicing bigamy?

I know I am.
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>>14815481
I wanna work in an Elf company it seems fun even the Orc looks happy
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>>14815500
Good man
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>>14815496
>Wrestling with BIG MEATY PAWS for dominance
Yes, this induces an erection
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>>14815391
I fail to see how he's any different now, but then we still get people defending bob too.
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>>14815505
I'd court a haughty dark elf
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>>14815504
Not really.
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>>14815504
I'd enjoy working at a demon company, or a company with a black haired unicorn that has to keep telling people she's not a bicorn.
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>>14815492
What if she gets flustered and tells you that all the rain is because of her sister and her husband "keeping her up at night with their racket"? What do you do now?
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>>14815363
You can best all three of them without Fighting or 4P
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>>14809771
>crawl under table
>crawl under wing
>crawl under arm
>maximum comfy achieved
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>>14815452
I need more lizardgirl, stacked but toned lizardgirl who wants to just knit cute things.
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>>14815504
You won't be saying that when you get stuck finishing all those quarterly reports because your partner decided to 'call in sick'. Now you'll have to do double work while dealing with twice the amount of sexually frustrated elves.
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>>14815518
Look at how happy his face is
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>>14815531
I want to frustrate them even more by coming to work wearing a suit without a tie.
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I want to work at an Elf company and get called into my Elf manager's office and just pull my dick out and start jacking it without breaking eye contact as she scolds me.
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>>14815537
Will she stutter?
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>>14815522
Offer her some of my sleeping pills of course!
Maybe offer my body for cuddling too
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>>14815500
Careful, they love that and soon you will find that every elf near you knows your name
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>>14815560
Well, I could always help the guy out as I would do the same thing.

Elves are for tender loving, not raping.
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>>14815510
Bob as a person isn't bad, but as a writer he's made more questionable choices than the villain from Meet The Robinsons.
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>>14815560
Oh man, what I wouldn't do to get a look at those TPS reports she's holding!
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>>14815537
I want to see her shocked expression when I start jerking it, then slowly get off to her seeing her become more & more flustered as she tries to maintain her composure in the facce of a throbbing dick. Then when I blow my load so hard that it gets on her face, I want her to snap on me, push me over, and chew me out as she rides me raw.
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>>14815452
>>14815477
The ending was sugary sweet despite the edge.
Good work Losenis.
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>>14815507
>Gentle wrestling for control of the hug with your Hellhound wife
>She's wearing a sweater but you can still feel her naturally high body heat through it
>Her warm breath tickles your face as you roll on top of her and look into her eyes and she catches you off guard with a kiss
>During your moment of surprise she wraps her legs around you and reverses your positions with a quick roll
>Having you exactly where she wants you, she nuzzles her head into your chest and lets out a contented sigh
>Even when it comes to cuddling Hellhounds prefer to be on top
Why can't this be my life?
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>>14815576
He reveled in stirring shit up with .less, anon.
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>>14815560
Well then I guess I should donate some money to the elf foundation
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>>14815576
>Bob as a person isn't bad
Imagine I posted a smug image reaction
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What would happen if a usually dominant monster was raised by a submissive one and vice versa
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>>14815619
Would probably rebel against their parents thinking they were lame.
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>>14815500
>he trust elfs
You fool! You know what will happen if you do that!
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Help me decide on a chibi:
http://strawpoll.me/6893095
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>>14815625
How would the sub daughter rebel against the Dom mom
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>>14815537
>>14815582
>Be one of the few human 'diversity' hires at an Elf company, your boss is a real Ice Queen too
>One-hundred and ten and looking not a day over maybe twenty-five, she's 6'5 with legs that go to heaven and curves that you've jacked it plenty of nights to
'You know why I called you in here.'
>Reply that you don't understand her, since you've been doing all the rough-work the Orcs and Dark Elves have just shouldered onto your intern ass
'The smell, your smell.'
>Tell her you take two showers a day, especially since the Orcs tend to make the mail room smell like a literal pig sty
'Not -that- kind of smell, you dullard. The smell that's coming from your loins.'
>She's glaring at you with steely blue eyes, tapping one fingernail on her desk as you're increasingly puzzled
'Fine, since you don't seem to understand. Undress.'
>Reply with a line like 'I wasn't aware that you'd literally fucked your way up the corporate ladder', throwing in a 'ma'am' at the end to revel in your own perceived cleverness
>No response, she presses a button on her phone
'Idris, cancel my appointments for this afternoon. Me and the human are going to have a... disciplinary meeting.'
>A squeaky voice acknowledges as she locks the office door and closes her blinds, you're getting increasingly giddy as you watch the youthful jiggle of her breasts in the constraining cloth of her pearly white blouse
>Twin spheres of almost perfectly sculpted pale flesh with just a small mole on the upper left, too small to sully her nymph-like features
'Well, what are you waiting for? Undress your bottom half.'
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>>14815628
Around elves no need to watch yourself
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>>14815537
>"Okay Anon, we're here today to talk to you about your work ethic."
>"Why are you taking your pants off?!?"
>"Stop that! Not here!"
>"You-you really like my breasts? I always thought they were too big..."
>"No you can't ravage them with your 'turgid member', wait until after work."
>"AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!"
>you cum all over her desk getting some on her face and jacket
>"Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Elf! You want this?!? I'll give you it!!!"
>she then proceeds to tackle you and ride you vigorously
>until the ladies outside hear the commotion and check in on you two
>then it becomes an orgy filled with all the elf T&A you could ever need
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>>14815636
Complaining on blogs about the matriarchy, dressing in clothes that scream "please rape me" and offering to help men with their work.
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>>14815641
>you will never scan and print pictures of your office elfs ass
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>>14815641
I can see where this is going, and the only way I'm complying is if she starts showing some skin. Not actually undressing, though. I want her to whip out those tits, keeping them pushed tightly together by her suit jacket, slide off her panties from under her inappropriately short skirt, and enjoy what's about to happen with me.
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I want to work at a monstergirl majority company and just do my job and not fuck coworkers
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>>14815697
>not fuck coworkers
of course you're not going to, you're going to get raped.
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>>14815643
Soon you're going to tell me that dark elfs aren't pure rape bait.
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>>14815691
I'll continue when I'm not being distracted by horse shit.
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>>14815704
But I'm busy working in my office so rape doesn't fit in the schedule
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>>14815697
I want to work at a company of thick, meaty elves of the vanilla and chocolate variety.
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>>14815712
They are a respectable race of elves and should be shown that respect
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>>14815715
Then you boss will put rape on your schedule and then rape you.
And sice she is a nice boss she'll also put in rape time for your coworkers too.
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>>14813271
>cait sith

Just fuck my shit up man.
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>>14815727
But if I am being raped the productivity is down from wasted time and the Tanukies higher up won't like that at all
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>>14813271
>Amazoness
Question. Can she be a kid too? I'd much rather a childhood friend than a cougar.
Plus the idea of a young Amazoness begging her mother to take in the boy she found injured in the woods is too adorable to pass up.
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>>14813271
>Scylla
Looks like i won the onee-san lottery, guys!
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>>14815592
because life is cruel
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>>14813271
Will-o-the-Wisp.

This is obviously going to be an M. Night Shamalayan style "He was dead all along!" twist, isn't it?
I died because wormhole travel is extremely radioactive or something and I'm actually in some afterlife. At any rate this will not work out well.
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>>14813271
>Dark Priest

A good girl but I'm not getting converted.
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>>14815732
>Tanukies higher up won't like that at all
Who do you think is making the schedule changes?
Besides since your coworkers get to rape you their productivity will improve greatly, more than enough to cover up for your loss of productivity.
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>>14815747
Yeah, good luck with that.
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>>14815619
>Alp raised by an Ushi-oni

Oh wait, that's Faggot Wars
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>>14815750
Can I try and plead to the Tanuki not to let me get raped
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>>14815762
>Tanuki
>not having you raped to raise productivity and moral
Anon...
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>>14815762
But what else are you good for?
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Elves seem like they would make nice friends
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>casually browsing the wiki out of boredom
>find some guy is making an archive of sorts of what he feels to be good writefaggotry
>find a bunch of your stuff on it
Feels kind of nice, man.
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>>14815786
I want to bully elves.
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>>14815762
You can try it we all know what's going to happen: Rape.
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>>14815755
I was wondering about whether the fallen church would have their own kind of inquisition.
Instead of torturers they'd have dominatrixes performing angry and kinky sex acts on those who dare to be abstinent.
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>>14815107
>Takes up two parking spaces on purpose
I don't care how mad she is, this is inexcusable.
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>>14813271
>Soldier Beetle
Hug Bug YES
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I wanna be just friends with an elf
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Guys. What if your actual human sister, or maybe a human female friend was forced to take in a roper egg and turned into a roper. Would you be angry? I mean if this shit actually happened. Would you want revenge? Be angry?
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>>14815804
Will you take responsibility of your childhood Elf friend to protect her from bullies and play with her?

Remember that if you don't properly bully your Elf there is a chance on her turning tsundere.
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>>14815788
It's the taste of a wikiguy. Don't get too high off of it. But yes, it does feel kind of good.
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>All this recent Monoeye and Elf lovin'
You all are mein negroes.
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>>14815797
I doubt it. I feel like they would just rape you until the idea of abstinence is gone.
They'll still have a dominatrixes that does kinky sex, but that's for other purposes.
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>>14815815
Elves are baller as fuck.
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>>14815813
Relax, I'm not getting an ego from it Most writefags have examples on his page, it isn't exactly an exclusive list, I just thought it was a nice surprise.
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>>14815811
I'd never let someone bully my friends or would I bully a friend
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>>14815823
Could I get a link? Interested in this.
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>>14815823
Can I get a link just so I can cringe if I see my name on there and the inevitable shit story he picked? I need a drinking challenge today.
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>>14815786
Until they see your room filled to the brim with computers and technology.

They always came off like the kind who'd chastise scientific advances in favor of nature. But then again I could just be talking out of my ass again.
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>>14815822
There's a severe lack of Wight stories, Jesus Fuck.
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>>14815827
>>14815835
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

It's redundant in warning you due to the link, but he calls it fan fiction. Oh well, it's still nice to be noticed. He supposedly only adds the stuff he liked, but he seems to love almost everything so chances are your stuff is on here regardless.
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>>14815849
>Bob's schlock are on it
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>>14815842
Damn straight.
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>>14815849
Nah, I didn't expect me to be on there, my combined hits are barely over 600, I was just seeing what stories people like.
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>>14815861
He has odd taste. Fizzshire and some wiki stories show up a bit and yet PRW only appears a couple of times.
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>>14815842
Considering how they're fairly popular I'm surprised they don't have more. Hell the only one I can remember is a greentext by Bollocks.
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>>14815592
>Spending the night watching TV with her, sitting on the floor with your backs against the couch
>As the minutes pass, you're slowly drawn together until she's pressed against you so close a crowbar couldn't part you
>Her paw slips over your shoulder and holds you
>You turn in towards her, the TV forgotten as you slide on leg over both of hers until you're straddling and facing her
>She holds you properly now, one arm around your waist, and one around your upper back, her paws large enough to completely engulf your shoulder
>The cuddle romp begins, as you nuzzle her to try and make her slide down until she's lying totally on the floor
>She fights back by wriggling and sliding her bare legs beneath yours, trying to get leverage and gain the advantage
>When you both rock sideways enough to lose balance, and fall down facing each other on the carpet
>For the next ten minutes, both of you play about in each other's arms, rolling around the entire living room, nuzzling each other to try and exploit sensitive areas to gain the upper hand

Hellhounds are just too good for this world.
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>>14815799
>Kuudere mother who does everything in her power to protect your smile
>All the protective cuddles and hugs
>Riding on her back while she hunts tonight's dinner
>Sleeping under her arm and shield
>tfw she doesn't even think about raping you
>tfw she fights off other monsters to preserve your purity
>tfw you're the only one who can make her show emotions

I didn't know that Solder Beetles could make such great mothers
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>>14815849
Familiar stories aren't listed on there.
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>>14815849
>no Thunderbrother or Lanternon
Really? At least he acknowledges Peny a lot.
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>>14815872
MachineAnon had a really, really good zombie to wight one.
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>>14815885
I'm assuming its work in progress.
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>>14815862
I keep having a dream about a very Legend-esque seduction scene with either a Lilim or a Wight and it fucking makes me randy like nothing else. Nothing is hotter than an MG that can do unspeakable things to you with barely a second thought but she just wants you to sit and talk, so she can give her heart to you.
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>>14815886
Both are probably not smutty or cuddly enough for him,
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>>14815889
Not him, but that wasn't too great. The protag's actions and reasoning were really weird and the undead's takeover method was fucked up and boner killing.
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>>14815904
Its been awhile since I read it, its just the first one that came to my mind. Maybe I should reread it to see how I feel about it now. PS, don't you think thats how the takeover method is how it would actually go down?
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>>14815889
>>14815904
I forgot to add that it ends with the guy posting propaganda around the world on how awesome it is to have your female loved ones butchered before you and given to strangers as zombie wives.
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>>14815911
Making any sane human resent and hate them? No, I don't think an army that wants love would be that retarded.
They'd probably use magic for a less distressing takeover.
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>>14815788
link pls
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>>14815922
read thread pls
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>>14815922
wait nevermind didn't check other post
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>>14815922
I just did, man.
>>14815849
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Whaddya want kid, I'm on my break and not in the mood for shenanigans.
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>>14815929
Soup's on, baby.
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>>14815929
Eat a salad fatty.
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>>14815929
Why are you asking me?
You're the one who approached me after kidnapping me.
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>>14815896
indeed
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>>14815929
Go back to where you came from you bully!
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Is it wrong to hug yeti
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>>14815940
you haved hugged her yet-i?
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>>14815872
Yeah that's nice and all but a greentext by a faggot hardly counts
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>>14815929
Do you get to the cloud district often?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
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>>14815929
I'm tired, can I ride you home?
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>Really love Dark/Demon's Souls-esque themes and settings
>MGland is not very conducive towards stories with these
It especially sucks since, at their core, DeS and DaS are all about waifus and tragic character stories
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>>14815949
That's kinda what I was getting at, the fact the only one I can remember was that really says something about how little love they get.
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>>14815954
_Cut_ fluffy tail
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>>14815954
To this day i am unable to break my chaos servant covenant in dark souls.

It's true, the Waifu force is strong in this one.
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>>14815929
Food's ready, the boss told me to come tell you.
Ungrateful bitch. I bust my ass to feed this gang and for what?
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I work at a movie theater so I wonder how different my job would be in a world with monsters
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>>14815954
I still say Dark Souls should have been a stand alone game. I'm not just saying this because of how bad the sequel was in comparison, but the first game just felt more meaningful, atmospheric and sorrowful.
I just couldn't get into the tragedy surrounding Drangleic in the slightest, and all the game served to do was show us the cycle continues over and over (and supposedly warps space time somehow) But we knew that from the first Dark Souls blatantly telling us that the soul powering the first flame will eventually need replacing.
I hope the third game shows the cycle ending or someone pulling a hell of a bird and just fucking the entire thing up, because otherwise it'll be another retread.
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>>14815968
Lewder.
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>>14815964
Except RS has a short with his Wight, as well as LDR having one in her new series (?) and they're not nearly as shit as the other guy
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>>14815968
You'd have to go around hitting people with the "stop having sex in the theater" stick a lot.
Unless it's an adult theater, then you just man the snack bar and try to ignore all the fucking.
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>>14815975
I just fill drinks and clean up after the show so how would it be lewder
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>>14815968
Did you work when 50 Shades of Grey was showing?
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>>14815978
Alright I will need a desexing stick and some gloves
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>>14815984
Oh god, I can only imagine how that turned out.
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>>14815968
See, it's easy for me.
I work in a pharmacy and due to all the magic I'd be out of a job. Or I'd be the assistant to a Lich who provides potions to everyone, in which case I'd have hit the jackpot.
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>>14815972
I should have prefaced that when I was talking about Dark Souls I was only referring to the first one. DaS2 exchanged all attempts at interesting lore with just making references to stuff that happened in the first game. Just look at Tseldora, on the surface it looks like there might have been an interesting story there, but apparently it actually just boils down to "lol Seath's soul" with no other explanations or hints as to how or why events transpired as they did.
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>>14815984
Theater didn't get it not many R films ever come to this one
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>>14815981
You would have to clean up a lot more messes.
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>>14815988
I can imagine:
>lots of horny couples walking in
>lots of bored and pissed off people walking out
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>>14815968
You would have to clean semen a lot, then wonder how in the hell people can fuck to drama and horror.
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>>14815985
All you've gotta do is go whack them on the head. Not hard though, more like a "stop that" kind of whack.
The stick's got holy seals on it, it should keep them from being lewd in a theater.
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>>14815929
>"Teacher. It's me. Please come peacefully..."
When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master. And the rest is history.
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>>14815931
Kidnapped for talking about soup... again. Then made the new Bandit Clan Chef.

>>14815932
>>14815937
Tied to a tree and raped for several hours. Then left tied to the tree in the wilderness overnight.

>>14815933
Recaptured and sold to Ooumakande stink bugs for trying to escape.

>>14815950
>>14815953
Given the finger.

>>14815967
Demoted from Chef to Sex Slave for making poor quality food. Now he feeds the Clan semen all the time.
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>>14815877
stahp
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>>14815984
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93dsT8a9aAU
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>>14816007
Can I at least get raped by something other then horsepussy?
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>>14816007
Yeah I'll give her the finger too, in fact I'll give her the whole arm if that's what she's into!
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>>14815991
Yeah, the first game was amazing at setting up atmosphere and the feeling that everything went to shit almost unimaginably long ago. Once I got past the initial difficulty spike the entire thing pulled me in harder than anything before.
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>>14816007
>Given the finger.
Oh! I'm sorry I didn't know being forced to walk for 5 hours strait was my fault!
Can we at least take a break?
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>>14816007
How the fuck does a centaur rape a human? I mean, theres only one way really. And they'd have to catch me first.
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>>14816007
>>14816007
What do you mean recaptured?
I didn't even escape in the first place!

I've been tied up in this rope all day!
Not even the unicorn will help me.

Those stink bugs are getting washed.
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>>14815968
>Work in a clothes store
>Monster girls would probably be asking me how they look after trying on clothes and trying to drag me into the dressing room
>Some would complain that we don't sell anything more revealing
>Some of the basement level stockrooms are pitch black and the perfect hiding place for monsters to set a trap
God help me if the portal ever opens.
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>>14816010
I remember there was a post about someone who found a cucumber in the seats after a Fifty shades screening.
>>14816027
>Don't work
>Fuckin' Kikis at my door every god damn day
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>>14816025
Two ways, they can either force themself on you when you're on the floor or press you against the wall with their rear.
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>>14816027
>Work in a tool store
>We sell out of rope daily

There you go.
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>>14816007
>Poor quality food
Eat my ass, I'm a decent cook.
Better than the slop that P'orc "cooked".
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>>14816037
Either way, its very easy to avoid that shit.
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>drive truck for work delivering parts
No hope for me, I guess.
>>14816033
>cucumber
kek, it was a pickle at that point.
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>>14816005
>Centaur Warrunner
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>>14815849
>ctrl f my name
>not there

ayy fuk u
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>>14816061
Don't worry (insert writefag name here), I know who you are.
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>>14816068
That's Stalker-fag for you.
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>>14816052
>Doombringer-sama
I even managed to find the artist, so thanks for this post man. Did you see the Roshan MG earlier in the thread? Just CTRL+F 'Roshan' to see it
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>>14816077
o-Okay.
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>>14816061
Maybe he hasn't read your stuff yet? I mean he has a few wiki stories in the categories and they're as awful as you'd expect. Read the sole Jub jub story posted. I dare you.
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>>14816061
>ayy fuk
Manticore go home.
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>>14816042
Your food was shit because you didn't serve anything good like Soup anon would.

That is to say you were too dumb to just make lots of carrot based food.

Like Carrot Soup.
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>>14815849
>all my stuff is there

Oh geez
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I bet teaching in MGC would pay well
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>>14815849
>All of my stuff is there
Neato, I guess.
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>>14816125
Gunstar?
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>>14816133
I would brave being a teacher in MGC.
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>>14816122
>Implying I didn't use carrots in the food
Something you've gotta learn is that you make food with what you have and 90% of what Centaurs buy from merchants, or steal in this case, is vegetables. Especially carrots.

>>14816133
Watch out for your co-workers though.
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>>14816133
if you're a man, yes.
if you are a woman/MG, not really.
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>>14815849
>None of my stuff is there
Yes! I can disappear
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>>14816151
What's that supposed to mean anon?
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>>14816144
Just gotta prepare them for state testing they better learn their history
>>14816150
I mean as long as coworkers keep the relationship strictly professional then nothing will go wrong
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>>14816008
>In the course of your tumble, you manage to slip down low enough enough to put your face level with her stomach
>She tries to slip her paws beneath your shoulders to lift you back up
>So you resist, hiking up her shirt with your teeth, your arms still firm around her waist
>Her legs are spread apart by your own, pinned down and unable to wrap around you properly
>So you go down, pressing your nose into her navel and nuzzling without mercy
>The heat from her abs is like that of a radiator, palpable waves of warmth washing over your face from her flawless obsidian skin
>She loses compusure as you tickle her right in her cute belly button, laughing and pushing lightly at your head with her paws
>She's almost crying steam by the time she manages to pluck you by the armpits and hoist you up, just enough so she can engulf you with her superior size and roll around like she's a girl hugging a soft toy
>Now it's your turn to hold out, as she stretches your arms out and pins your hands to the floor, her cushiony center pads pressed against your palms
>Her entire body weight is beared down upon yours, her hips against your hips, her chest against your chest
>She grins devilishly before taking the opportunity to kiss and lick everywhere she can reach
>Utterly at your mercy, you feel your resistance fade as she nips and sucks at your ears, tickles, bites and kisses your neck, resulting in some rather pleasant tingling
>The combination of her weight upon yours, her irresistable body heat, and her relentless playfulness means that you're exhausted and panting within minutes
>Even after she notices, she still takes another minute or two to celebrate her victory, continuing to tease you with her tongue, teeth and lips
>After she's done, she plants one little kiss on your mouth, and cradles your head in the soft, hot mane of fur between her cleavage
>Keeping you like that, she begins to slowly rock and gyrate her hips against yours, looking like she's entirely ready to make love to you on the living room floor tonight

Such is life with hellhound wife.
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>>14816158
You really need me to spell it out for you?
You know exactly why.
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>>14815849
>a bunch of my stuff is on there
>and was recommended to the guy in the comments
Feels nice.
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>>14816159
I'm literally going to school to be a high school teacher. I got this shit.
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>>14816166
I don't, no.
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I want to journey into the forest to find an elf to rape only to find out the elves are 8ft tall, muscular, and very happy to have a man wander into their territory without needing to go on a hunt!
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>>14815911
>>14815904
>>14815919
It was pretty gruesome. I understand that the undead used violence to get in as quickly as possible and then simply restored and expanded their numbers by quickly slaughtering the female population and raising them as undead. Seeing how plenty got turned into zombies and thus cant remember their previous lives, it's an effective method to rapidly expand your army.

Worst part of the above tactic is that this causes the undead kingdom to spread really rapidly and exponentially. Since their forces quickly grow, allowing them to split up.

The only thing that suprised me is that not every person possible was on the wall. You'd think that people would have heard about how undead work after the first few towns fell. No reason not to fight if you are going to die otherwise anyway.

>>14815914
Might not have been brainwashing, but the jump from 'they murdered everyone and are using us as pawns now to expand further' to 'my waifu' is perhaps a bit quick. Then again, humans are really quick to adapt to a new situation. That propaganda he made is going to get lots of people killed though.
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>>14815592
>>14815877
>>14816165
Why are Hellhounds so perfect?
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>>14816086
I'm pretty sure if the guy includes people like Alp and Bollocks his taste isn't something that can really be relied on.
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>>14816178
Anon, why would they pay men more than anyone else, when presumely the principal is an MG and most of the staf too.
Common, weren't you paying attention during class? If you continue like this you'll get an F.
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>>14816159
>Monstergirl co-workers
>keeping things professional
If the Succubus principal doesn't fuck you senseless and make you her husband on your first day, the Minotaur gym teacher or the Lich chemistry teacher will.
Or one of the other teachers I didn't bother to imagine.
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>>14816201
He didn't recommend anything by Alp.
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>>14815849
> Not even a single mention

I-it's not like I wanted to be on your stupid list anyway, baka!
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>>14816201
That was my point. The sole jub jub story he links to reads like a 12 year old wrote it. A 12 year old who has never seen a book before in his life.
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>>14816181
I still don't understand, how would Amazoness treat the really buff men? just imagine a guy who is buffer than his Amazon wife, how would she feel?
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>>14816223
She'd brag about it like nobody's business.
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>>14815849
Is it me, or is that Beardicus guy very similar to Beast? They both are entertaining enough to read and have fun situations but have very unnatural dialogue and pacing.
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>>14815592
>>14815877
>>14816165
That's it, I'm sleeping while hugging a pillow tonight. God I need a Hellhound.
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>>14816193
Why is a sunset beautiful to watch?
Sometimes you can't match an answer to perfection.

>>14816237
I wait patiently for the day when dakimakura technology will progress to the point where I can have a heated, glowing custom hellhound daki.
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>>14816205
Maybe in the private sector sure.
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>>14813271
>Manticore
...
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>>14816209
>he recommended random junk from the wiki over Alp
Wow, that's harsh even by my standards of bullying Alp. I mean, that Sukeda ikuru or whatever is better than that stuff.
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>>14816251
So a orange glow in the dark Daki laced with some of the things inside heated blankets?

I mean...shit you could probably do that now.
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>>14816268
Is it weird that I think that Manticores would actually have very strong motherly instincts?
It's just for some reason they come off as the "hurt my kids and die" type.
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>>14816284
No, I get that feeling from them too. They'd be top tier as far as mothers go, as long as they don't get a jacosta complex.
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>>14813271
Beelzebub

You could have at least made an attempt at linking that shit with gravitational waves anon.
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>>14813271
>Sea Bishop
i-is this good
I don't know how I should feel about this one
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>>14816259
I feel like this would happen in the public sector aswell. I mean who is gonna complain? Everyone wants men to work there. Techers, students, everyone.
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I'm fucking bored man, and boredom is the first step on the road to relapse.
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>>14816313
Pick up a second hand guitar. Find a bunch of fellows. Start a band.
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>>14816305
How much do you like living under the sea anon? Your answer depends on that. She'd probably avoid traveling and let you make friends with all the young mermaids on the reef, all amazed that you can swim so well for a human and breath underwater already.
You'll be drowning in fish pussy.
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>>14816277
Probably, although it would be a hell of a project, and cost a lot of money to make a daki out of luminous material like that, and layer the inside of it with heated fabric.
It would be even harder if you only wanted certain parts of the daki to glow, like the hellhound's eyes, fur, nipples and so on.
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>>14816305
That would depend on how well you can deal with having a highly religious mother.
I feel a Sea Bishop would be very nice to you but you would have to do crying poseidon's religion says you should.

Above average I would say.
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>>14816217
Thank God only Quicksilver is degenerate enough to like the booby birds.
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>>14816305
Is basic life at and under the sea, now being as easy as it is on land, good? Yes. Yes it is, Anon.
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>>14816313
You mean, the road to fapping, right?
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>>14816313
>boredom
>road to relapse

Don't go back to MMOs anon. Except Dragon Dogma Online that shit is fine.

>>14816305
>is this good

Very.
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>>14816313
Doodle a canadian yeti and post the results. Or a sea slime.
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>>14816305
You could only really do better with a Unicorn.

It's more of a "Which do you prefer Land or Sea" type of question between them though.
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>>14816133
I'd gladly be a teacher in MGC.

One that is secretly a wizard.
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>>14813271
>Inari
>being a young kid, but still with all memories of my 29 year life
>tfw can do things right this time, and not fuck up with women, also having a motherly fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xwnb3cymc
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>>14816367
Being a shota with the knowledge and experience you have currently, while being doted on by an older, curvy kitsune would be heaven.
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>>14816355
>Be a teacher in MGC
>But you are a powerful Wizard undercover
>Go around roping MG students into your magic club
>Where the first rule is to not talk about it
I would want to teach a Lich into wizardhood.
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>>14816333
I really don't get what you mean there. The jub jub story he linked isn't quicksilvers strange episode, it's a wiki story.
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>>14815966
>not serving the one true DS waifu
Get real m80.
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>>14816383
I'm saying that as far as /mgg/ goes it's a good thing only Quicksilver seems to like them otherwise he'd be in with that drivel.
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>>14813271
>dark valkyrie

Dis gon' be gud.
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>>14816377
>won't actually have a blood connection
>know she's grooming me to be her boytoy as soon as I hit puberty
The whole thing is a little weird, I will admit. Foxes aren't even my favorite, but I may have to make a wife out of one.
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>>14813271
>Girtablilu
It was fun while it lasted.
>>
So readanon here. After reading that wiki thing up above, I decided to check out manyeyedhydra, and holy shit. Some of these stories mang.
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>>14816402
she'd be loving, caring, and gentle but only to you
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>>14816405
Have fun. He's at least better than the other two edgefaggots we have in here that do erotic horror.
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>>14816405
I know, those similes, right?
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>>14816411
I first read Locked in with a Succubus and I was like "okay, pretty standard" then read Chads Challenge and was like "Holy shit, we just went there, didn't we?"

>>14816417
Yes, the similes. All the similes.
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>>14813271
>Apophis
I need an adult
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>>14816425
she is THE adult
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>>14816405
He has a few which don't end in horrible body-dissolving soul vore. At least, I think he does.

At any rate, even if he puts an absurd amount of British into his writing, I still think he's fairly decent. His portrayal of the E-Verse, or whatever the alternate world is called, is pretty good.
I just like the idea of a high-tech military or science expedition into an isolated and alien place, only for them to discover the true, imagination-defying horrors that lurk in the world.
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>>14816388
But some of Quicksilver's stuff is on that list anyway.
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>>14816435
That Undine story. MOANING PISS AND BUGGERY.
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>>14816435
Yes, well it doesn't help I had this playing in the background while I read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOLFf2dMkKE

It was almost comedic when I got to the end.
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>>14816429
Goddess have mercy on his soul.
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>>14816441
NO
no mercy, only love now
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>>14816444
Trips for truth.
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Why don't monsters just calm down
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>>14816458
The same reason we keep making MG threads over and over. It's a bit sad if you think about it.
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I literally cannot fathom any story idea that isn't shit that I come up with.
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>>14816458
why don't you calm down
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>>14816439
>>14816435

I'm reading Trial in Vennington now, and holy shit. Only a true savant could write gamergate into his stories.
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>>14816458
>Karl Pilkington goes to Lescatie
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>>14816469
I literally don't care.
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>>14816439
Yeah, that's exactly the one I was thinking of. Hell, I'm English, and I don't know if it helped me notice it, or if it should've diminished how much it stood out to me, but either way, that story really was not great for that.

>>14816440
What a perfect song for that situation. If the story had some humourous B-movie horror satire theme, I can imagine that being in the soundtrack.
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>>14812698
>FUCK YOU YOU'RE LAGGING UP MY PC IM DROPPING ALL THESE COMBOS BECAUSE OF YOU
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>>14816472
Don't quote me on this, but I think the guy also once wrote a story featuring one of his detractors as succubus bait.
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>>14816377
This is the dream. If I had some guarantee this would happen if I killed myself, I'd do it now.
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>>14816469
You don't need some crazy insane idea-plot to write a good MG story.
My favourite piece of writefaggotry is just some guy having an date night out with his waifu, coming home, and having sexy times. No adventures or nuffin.
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>>14816458
FUCKING MAKE ME
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>>14816498
You're not a monster girl, thank god.
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>>14812729
I have several ideas.

A pseudo survival horror game where you walk around the wilderness/a demon realm city and try and stealth your way out of lewds. Instead of psychotic murderers yelling threats into the distance its mgs making promises of pleasure. Bonus game type where you have a human wife and have to try and keep her from getting turned into a monster.

A typical 'high school student transferred to new school what life awaits' LN but instead of trying to impress the athletic girl by being athletic and so on you try and stay as middle of the road as possible to avoid getting any crushes.

also fuck your hard mode they all have detailed lewd scenes and mechanics
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>>14816474
Fuck I need that
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>>14816511
The eyes and ears say otherwise, anon.
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>>14816522
Yeah, well my eyes and ears say that I'm Gangplank.
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>>14816474
Innit there a better castle around here
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>>14816458
"Keep calm and Char-on"
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>>14816522
And her tail, even if it's out of frame there.

>>14816533
An Idiot Abroad in the MGE lands would be great.
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>>14816471
>>14816498
Calming down is good for the heart
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>>14816534
Bondage with her own braid when?
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>>14816474
>they all seemed like nice enough girls
>[muffled british laughter and choked calls to "go on" in the mid distance]
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>>14816546
I sure wish Suzzane were here to see this
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>>14816496
I just get the feeling alot that if it isn't the same length as something Captain did, it's shit.
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>>14816474
>so the other day right, this bloke I know is doing some work on this shop's roof. All of a sudden he gets thrown to the ground and raped. He looks up and what does he see? Little kauken fella in a hardhat.
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>>14816520
>B'y'see, thing is, I just ca' understand why you'd need to brainwash tarts into thinkin' they need more knobs in their life. I mean, innit just some prudish myth that wifes dislike sex? Take that warrior woman-type lass, Willy Maria I thinker name wos? Like, she was going all garters over knickers for that bloke so boring I ca' even remember his name. Would you really need some hokey-pokey brain magic to make her dropper pants for that bloke if she was already so smitten an' such? Jus sayin. Don't really make sense does it?
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>>14816559
>Cat calls from Kakuen construction workers.
I want this, I want to fuck those god damn smug monkeys.
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>>14816559
>Last week I heard they did this test where they attached a Dullahan's head to her chest now why'd they go an do that
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>>14816559
I always found the word "bloke" funny, like everything gets a comical tone if you call people "blokes".
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>>14816558
That's nonsense. You can do too little for an update, true enough, but if your posting a one shot just make sure it's good and ready before posting and you'll be fine.
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>>14816558
I'm the opposite.
My attitude is that if you can't get to the point in 10,000 words, you need to seriously trim the fat.
So do something short, plenty of people, including me, actually appreciate that more
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>>14816485
I finished the SJW Succubus story. Ten out of ten. Would read again.
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>>14816588
What about if its a story series?
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>>14816591
>SJW Succubus
How in the fuck? those two things don't even compute.
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>>14816591
I always find the funniest stories are unintentionally so. This makes Alp a comedy genius.
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>>14816596
> What about if its a story series?
Then I wouldn't read it, because you didn't get to the point in 10,000 words.
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>>14816598
Just read it man, its great.
https://www.literotica.com/s/a-trial-in-vennington
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What happens to ghost yetis that can't hug because they pass through the guy
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>>14816607
suffering.
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>>14816600
Just to get it straight, if each chapter were about 6-8 thousand words each, you wouldn't read it simply because its more than one chapter? Not bashing, just clarifying.
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>>14816588
>Sex
>No space for Husband
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>>14816619
Once they get married it becomes "SEX WITH HUSBAND"
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>>14816588
Shouldn't there be at least a small section for "diapers" too?
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>>14816607
They possess something with arms and hug with that.
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>>14813271
> Amazoness
Not much. I already spend alot of time at home, know how to cook pretty well and do chores since i have five siblings to share the house with.
Grow up and meet a qt warrior woman i guess
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>>14816607
I crie every time.
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>>14816615
I'm not meaning it in a "10,001 words therefore shit" manner.

It's just... I don't like sagas. I don't feel that sagas are appropriate for the kind of stories I want to read with monstergirls involved. I don't care about the struggles or privations of human adventurers and monster foes; if I did I'd pick up some ACTUAL fantasy fiction, y'know?

What I want from a monster story is either a heartboner or a boner boner. And if you need 10 chapters to get me there, you're either not a very good writer, or you're not writing the kind of story I want to read. Either way, I ain't reading it.
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isn't that giant ribbon not just the cutest
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>>14816647
Well said.
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>>14816634
Things like that are why people like this exist

They really don't exist
You will never defend human civilization from miscegenation with a band of plucky rebels
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>>14816634
I didn't see the probable story in question on the list, so I don't think so.
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>>14816654
Ribbon? What ribbo- Oh
Ah. Sorry, I ah, got distracted
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>>14816654
>Hot pink
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>>14816661
What's worth defending?
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>>14816654
Why is she wearing a collar? She's a kinky little lizard, isn't she?
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>>14816661
Michael Jackson?
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>>14816654
Is it wrong that the angry look on her face turns me on?
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>>14816654
H- hey, Helia. I see you've changed your ribbon!

Funny thing, I actually figured you could use a sweater. It's getting chilly even for a Salamander. Try it on? Oh, but be careful with that lovely ribbon.

Yes, you look great.
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>>14816654
The one good thing about that godforsaken game.
Mainly because you can make her dedicated to you and only you.
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>>14816704
I don't know why, but angry anime style faces turn me on too. Real people look ugly as sin when they're mad, but there's something about a furious 2D girl that makes my dick diamonds somehow.
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>>14816654
THIGHS
H
I
G
H
S
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>>14816588
I want a smart Jubjub.
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>>14816647
Damn. Well articulated, Anon.
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>>14816736
>furry shit
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>>14816736
Oh well
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>>14816654
for the people wondering who that is, she's from CoC (corruption of champions)

https://www.fenoxo.com/play/playgame.php?target=CoC_0.9.4c
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I want Wurm-chan to nibble my noodle!
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>>14816743
Iosefka is the god damn worst.
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>>14816724
Yeah, that stuff's only hot in anime style but it works for two reasons, anger at being dicked against her will or angry femdom are both top tier.
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>>14816753
I want to drink the blood of Herakles and become strong enough to German Suplex Wurm-chan!
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>>14816749
So in other words she's a futa then.
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>>14816753
Close enough? >>14814836
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>>14816767
Astoundingly, no. She's one of few characters that aren't.
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>>14816767
i think you can make her futa?
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>>14816760
>Iosefka
>Not the best
She even takes the natural birthing position to bring a bouncing bundle of AYYYYY LMAO into the world!
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>>14816763
This is basically what you'll accomplish even then!
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I want a monster to ask for my consent
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>>14816782
>Drink Blood of Herakles vial
>Get SWOLE
>You and Wurm-chan are grappling hand-to-claw
>Literally terraforming the landscape around you two with the might you're exerting to fight each other
>When it's all over, there's a new valley formed on the map, with you and Wurm-chan furiously fucking in it, causing tremors
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>>14816782
I want a Kiki butler pretending to be human
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>>14816792
Consent for what?
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>>14816792
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>>14816806
Rape
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>>14816801
You'd better not be referencing that story...
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>>14816792
Plenty of them will get you to fuck them instead of just pinning you down and raping you.
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>>14816815
I want to hold her hand
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>>14816815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbXeYW6l4no
>Lilims
NEVER.
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>>14816798
>SOON
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>>14816806
Organ donation
Monster must be a slur for DMV employee.
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>>14816824
Baa
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>>14816838
As if Late-Night would actually draw Herakles-Anon suplexing Wurm-chan while she has a big ol' "<3" emote bubble, trying to hug him
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What would be a good succubus excercise?

The other kind
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>>14816833
>Prejudice not even once
Then this one will be your charge, Anon
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>>14816847
Yoga
Jumping jacks
Really anything that involves alot of jiggling and bending
>>
I want to ignore a Cheshire
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>>14816856
>and bending
You reminded me of something
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>>14816831
Unless I pay him with cold, hard cash.
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>>14816831
I like you. You're a good man, Anon.
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>>14816558
Don't think like that.

I think like that.

I'm on my third total rewrite, I've not published more than two quality chapters, and it's been over a year.
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>>14816847
lifting heavy objects and putting them down
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>>14816888
That isn't a succubutt Anon, that's a spess goat.
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I want to befriend a succubus and be best of friends
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>>14816606
Just finished reading it, not exactly the ending i expected but it was good nonetheless.
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>>14816889
I don't have any buffcubus, so I went with a muscled, horny blueberry.
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>>14816847
Squats.
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>>14816767
Actually she's one of the few good characters in that game.
>100% Female
>Huge tits
>The best kind of nymphomaniac, the kind that can focus all her nymphomania on you and you alone if you convince her to.
>Gets aroused by fighting you.
>Can be waifu'd
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>>14816885
Anon please, I don't have enough get gooderall to dose up on to do it.
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>>14816889
A futa one at that.
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>>14816896
Just be careful ANon, some of these goats come with trouble.

>>14816905
Not this one, thankfully.
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>>14816647
Is it bad that i actually want both? it's not everyday you see your fantasy settings with cute monster girls that have their charm in actually wanting your dick, i might as well enjoy it as much as i can.

I mean, the whole fapping material is good, but the complementing stories are something a refined taste can enjoy too.
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>>14816815
I want to have passionate polynesian sex with her while holding her hands and looking directly into her eyes.
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>>14814056
Well I hope she isn't actually expecting me to do that because I want to hear that monotone "Kyaah".
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To all you tourists out there, dont drink the water in MGC.
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>>14816903
All you need is a spark on inspiration, time to write, and then 5x your writing time to revise and fuss.
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>>14816921
what happen
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>>14816913
is she a baaaaad girl?
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>>14816932
If your a guy your jizz becomes delicious
If you're a girl...
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>>14816933
Possibly.
I wouldn't say no to spanking her rear.
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>>14816939
Your body starts producing love tea every month instead?
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>>14816921
The ladies have a rule about the water there.

If it's brown, drink it down.
If it's black, send it back.
If it's white, it's allllll right
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Is it wrong to just want friendship with a monster
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>>14816647
That's a much better answer than anything I could have come up with. At least now I won't have to feel bad about not reading stories because they don't interest me.
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>>14816932
>he didnt read the world guides
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>>14816716

Whoa, whoa, saying Helia is the only good thing in CoC, are you daft boy?
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>>14816932
Someone set up a bomb in it.
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>>14816949
No, human girls who drink the unfiltered water in MGC get horny as hell.
They'll start transforming into a monstergirl while riding you, though what kind depends on personality and body type.
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>>14816959
Was there actually something in them about poisoning the water supply?

I stopped halfway through 1, I really need to hammer those out on of these days.
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>>14816929
I have plenty of ideas, but I have literally no idea how to proofread shit adequately and it's easier to just do nothing and browse /mgg/ in-between shitty vidya <3
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>>14816964
Is there anything else good? Because the horny Salamander Berserker waifu is the only thing I remember as good.
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>>14816968
what you say!
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>>14816976
Theres specifically stuff about demon realm water/atmosphere etc in number 2
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>>14816978
>I have literally no idea how to proofread shit adequately
Read
Reread
Reread
Reread
Reread
Reread
Revise
Read
Reread
Reread
Reread
Revise
Publish

Then obsess over that one part you thought was okay and now you want to tear your hair out just thinking about.
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>>14816968
>>14816988
Not to mention those damn cows spiking the water with their milk every other week.
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>>14816972
>>14816988
>Live in Demon realm with human waifu
>Have to get most food/water special ordered in order to keep her human
>not enough money to move to bright green demon realm
>stress(and arousal) is wearing down on everyone
Drama! Romance! What will happen next?
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>>14816913
No, >>14816888 is a canon futa according to the original creator. The dick grows out of the tattoo that you can make out underneath the panties.
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>>14816976
Was there actually something in them about poisoning the water supply?

Yes, an Order soldier tried a last ditch effort to save his land from demon-realm-ification by dumping loads of poison in the river.
Unfortunately(?), a dark Undine had moved into the river and transformed the poison into aphrodisiac.
And also she pointed all the now giga-horny monsters in the vicinity towards said soldier.

RIP Poison-kun's pelvis, you tried your best.
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>>14816998
Bullshit, tell me this is bullshit or give me something I can direct my anger towards, ie proof.
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>>14814025
Tots adorbs!

More Lich is always very good.
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>>14816997
Better get a few water filters
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>>14816999
>VEGA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>14817008
http://i.imgur.com/zbMU2Il.jpg
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>>14817008
>>14817008
http://i.imgur.com/XjLj7ry.jpg
You've been warned. It's the other part of the dakimakura that was commissioned of her.
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>>14816896
You've failed me for the last time anon. Again.
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>>14816997
>Hey anon can i have your opinion on something?
>That girl from down the street turned herself into a succubus last week. She had been talking about it for quite a while whenever her and i met up
>She said it wasnt nearly as bad as she had thought it would be
>She looked great, i mean really amazing, and said she felt incredible to.
>No more little pains and sores, more energy she says
>What do you think? I mean it sounds great and all but im still a little nervous.
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>>14817038
I wonder how giving a massage to her would be like.
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>>14816997
I let her turn.
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I like possessive Kiki's
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>>14817040
End of the month we will have enough money to leave this god forsaken and then no more pain for both of us
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>>14817038
I want to tell her she'd look cute in a frilly pink dress and watch her go apeshit
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>>14817048
I want a kiki to threaten me with violence if I don't get my shit together!
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>>14817054
I don't think you want to do that anon.
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>>14816980

There is an ant girl, a centaur, many goblins, two cow girls, a lamia encounter, a mouse girl you can monster girlify, among many other things.
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>>14817064
I can't tell what that is.
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>>14817059
I want to fuck my Kiki's brains out only for her to tell me in ragged moans how i need to get a job while i'm at it.
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>>14817070
Now I really, really do.
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>>14817064
>Mirror
Holy shit i never noticed that before, it looks like a very ugly cat is trapped inside.
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>>14817075
a fluffy, learned cow.
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Dragon maid, yes or no?
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>>14817089
Always a yes when "maid" is included in the name.
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>>14817089
Sounds demeaning
I like it
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monster and man can coexist
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>>14817089
Do they come in pink?
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>>14815849
Not terribly upset about not seeing my name. The guy has some good stuff on there but a lot of garbage too, and he leaves out some of the best.
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>>14817089
>maid
yes.
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>>14817089
Of course yes!
I just hope she doesn't steal some of my jewelry to make it part of her hoard.
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>>14816921
You can't stop me. I'm gonna fill a nice gallon jug and leisurely sip from it all day.
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What kind of memes would monsters have
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>>14817089
Yes.
All of the yes.
My kiki maid may get jealous but she's the thickest so she gets bed priority as head maid.
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>>14817082
You weren't here for when these threads were being raided, were you?
I think it was back when Warosu still enabled ghost posting. People there would organise to troll /jp/ with the image of that cat because of leaked IRC logs in which a mod claimed that he hated it, and would delete and ban the poster of said cat on sight.

Not many people would ever notice it, but people organised via ghost posting on Warosu in these very threads, just to mock and talk shit about us. A lot of shitposting back then was due to that.
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>>14817040
>friend comes to you for advice
>asks whether she should become a monster or not
>you say go for it, alot of your clsoe friends are monsters
>she thanks you and leaves
>wakes you up in the middle of the night as a full on semon demon
>in escatcies, says this is the best decision she's made in her whole life
>wants to show you her 'gratitude'
wat do
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>>14817089
>Young Dragon gets caught stealing part of her mother's hoard
>As punishment, her parents force her to be a man's maid for a year
>After the year was up, she decided to be his full time live in maidfu
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>>14817143
panic shelter
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>>14817089
You don't even know how much I want this.
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>>14817122
Barren womb
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>>14817143
Just as planned.
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>>14817143
Should've asked her who she has the hots for beforehand.
What did she turn into? In any case, might as well let it happen.
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>>14817159
A roper.
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> BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
> BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

SERIAL HUGGER STRIKES AGAIN

MGC police are making an urgent appeal to human males in the city.
Please take extra caution when out on the streets, especially if alone and ESPECIALLY in cold weather. Unsolicited advances by fluffy monstergirls have been on the rise in recent weeks, up to and including the activities of the so-called 'Serial Hugger'.

Monstergirls! DO NOT let your man walk down snowy alleyways on his own!
DO NOT leave him to shiver adorably under a coat that's too thin for the weather after telling him to "Wait outside, I'll just be a minute!"
Don't forget, human males can be easily overpowered by nefarious monster females! Don't leave your man to fend for himself!

A reward has been offered of up to $1000 for information leading to the capture of MGC's most wanted criminal! REMAIN VIGILANT!
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>>14817143
>>14817040
On one hand I'm all for it. But it also really depends on what she decides to turn into, because I'd rather not yet another boring succubus.
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>>14817089
Well alright.
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>>14817164
Why did you make this post? What the fuck is wrong with your brain?
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We're surprisingly almost completely free of shitposting. I'm confused.
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>>14816798
I recall I was going to write a story similar to that at one point.
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>>14816143
No. Murchez
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I want to hold hands with twin Mindflayers
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>>14817164
>Have possessive Dragon waifu
The good news is that I'll be fine, but the bad news is that I also won't be leaving the house for the next few weeks.
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>tfw no yandere dragon waifu
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>>14817189
>tfw no yandere Rusalka waifu
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>>14817185
>>14817189
Good enough...?
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>>14817164
Why haven't they stopped her yet?
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I want a yandere Holst waifu who is bad at it because she's too gentle and timid to hurt anyone
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I want to be protected by a lizard
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>>14817207
I want a yandum Kiki
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>>14817064
> teaches you how to get into monstergirls pants
> but all monstergirls want you in their pants already
> is just a holstaur without the moe dopeyness or the lactation
She's literally pointless tier.
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>>14817207
But what if someone tries to hurt you or steal you away?
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>>14817124
>she's the thickest
That dragon is pretty hefty herself, man. How big is your maid?
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>>14817211
Good for you, lizardgirls are underrated.
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>>14817218
that might be too much nip my friend
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>>14817202
That only seems like it would reinforce the self loathing to be honest.
>Hate any one who would dare hurt husband
>Hurt husband
>Hate self
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>>14817218
I think she'd be pretty useful for getting into the pants of the higher-tier, pickier MGs, like Pharaohs.
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>>14817223
Seismic Headbutt
>It's Super Effective!
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>>14817218
You're kidding right? She's effectively a walking Kama Sutra for monster girls. Can you imagine how useful knowing every secret about a girl you like would be?
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>>14817233
He'll be fine, it's technically covered
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>>14817211
>lizard
GEICO - 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on pelvis insurance
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>>14817089
Anon, I'm not a boob guy... but holy fuck.
That prodigious chest and that expression.
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>>14817240
I want to ask her how a man should go about seducing a Hakutaku.
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I want to compliment the smug squad
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>>14817159
>>14817167
She turned into a...
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono
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>>14817234
Rusalkas already hate themselves for eating human meat
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>>14817256
>Kakuen
I want to touch a monkey's butt.
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>>14817259
Thats why I said reinforce
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>>14817266
I want anon to stop being such a whiny bitch!
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>>14817256
>Kobold
>Semen demon kobold
>Who wants to thank me for helping her decide to become a monster
I'll have to resist the ear scratching, 'CAUSE WE'RE MAKING PUPPIES.
Especially if she has an "ara ara" build.
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>>14817266
>not liking fun
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>>14817240
>Can you imagine how useful knowing every secret about a girl you like would be?

It would be hella useful if you weren't in "Everything is out to rape and husbando you already" MGE land.
But in MGE land, being a sex god is kinda redundant, since you can make chicks grow heart pupils just by not-trying-to-crucify them. And half the time they go doki doki even if you ARE charging them with a flaming sword and a bible held aloft.

This is my point. She is useless in the setting in which she resides. Although I guess >>14817235 might be right, though not being a gold-digger, I don't care.
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>>14817249
A true ass-man recognizes the beauty of its evolutionary junior.
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>>14817205
>You'll never be a young lad living in a humble village.
>You'll never be kidnapped by a dragon one day while in the fields.
>You'll never be surprised to see she's around the same age as you and is giggling to herself.
>She'll never land near a stone tower and prince carry you all the way to her lavish room at the top.
>She'll never gently put you down on the bed and then jump on top of you, nuzzling your chest with her cheek.
>You'll never hear her whispering about how happy she is and how she finally has you all to herself.
>You'll never learn that she's been stalking you since both of you were little and was biding her time to take you because she loves you.
>You'll never tell her how sad your mother and father will be that you just disappeared.
>She'll never promise to take you down to your old home and visit so long as you stay with her.
>She'll never tenderly and lovingly take your virginity while kissing you.
>You'll never surprise your parents the next day by coming down to the village with her and introducing her as your wife.
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Did you know that full moons actually do nothing to most monsters I know this because my friend told me
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>>14817211
>>14817248
All right, I'll take your feelings seriously now. You just have to do one thing! Say: "I do."
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>>14817250
>Hakutaku gets visited by a young man
>He asks what is the best way to woo her
>She is stunned
>She spends so much time teaching men to catch other girls, she never really considered her own preferences
>She blushes deep red, trying but failing to maintain her composure
>Takes the boy's hand
>'Darling, I'm afraid I can't say that. I know so much about any other woman, I'm afraid I've forgotten about myself.'
>Young man looks disappointed
>'However... I'm more than willing to learn it again.~'
>Locks herself away with the boy for a weekend to rediscover all her own kinks
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>>14817256
>Minotaur
Oh man I'm going to be dehydrated in the morning.
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>>14817225
One glass of hathor's blessed stuff every day for two years.

And these are tall glasses, not the small stuff.
We've actually started considering cutting back due to her hips and rear almost knocking things down and her chest getting in the way of her broom.
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>>14817297
I do and i'll say it billion after
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>>14817283
So just because every female is actively seeking sex and a husband she's useless? That's like saying that going to a doctor's is useless if you aren't sick. You could have a half-dozen girls chasing you around day in and day out, but would you actually know what to do with them beyond 'stick penis in vagina'?
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>>14817164
Oh they spend all this time talking about a 'serial hugger' who may or may not be real. But the major news stations don't talk about the terrible murders done in the name of 'religion'.
#MonsterLivesMatter
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>>14817283
I think she's useful. Since I want to be husbando'd by species that are rare as fuck I'd like to know how to avoid to get husbando'd by the ones I don't.
>>
I want to by loyal to my waifu after her untimely death
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>>14817298
I see it going more like a genderswapped version of this.
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>>14817256
>The Fallen God

All right, let's try for something more tangible...

>Chimera

This evoked quite the real-life related response from me. I'm all but speechless... but not unappreciative. No, not at all.
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>>14817318
>That's like saying that going to a doctor's is useless if you aren't sick.
Uhh...
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>>14817292
Your right! I guess ill take up that offer from the tengu in my class to come study over at her place on the night of the full moon.
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>>14817283
But anon, imagine this. Many men can please a monstergirl, but what if you knew the weak points of your favorite monstergirl no matter how powerful she is?
Imagine being able to make a Dragon scream your name because you're hitting every single one of her sensitive spots.
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>>14817256
>Jabberwock

Oh my.
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>>14817321
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>>14817218
Great now all I can think of now when I see a Hakutaku is her running up to a single guy and basically going "Listen, okay, I know I'm kind of plain, but I can get you a harem of all the finest women in all of Not!China if you just fuck me!"
And for some reason, I'm laughing my ass off, it could be the fact that I'm drunk as fuck, but I don't care I giggled like a schoolboy who just learned his first cuss word when I thought of that.
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>>14817316
Have a song that is worthy of your resolve, as well as the pride you should feel on account of it, Anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08h0IVs4RKQ
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Always do the opposite of what Succubi say
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>>14817312
I like thickness as much as the next guy, but don't you think that diet is a bit overkill?
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>>14817218
>why should i care about fucking my wife right when she's already mine?
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>>14817362
>"Run."
>"Keep your pants on"
>"Do not hold me."
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>>14817362
No, always do something COMPLETELY UNRELATED to what they say. Just being contrary will get them to find the pattern.

You gotta make them into your own personal Dark Seducers a la SHEOGORATH, PRINCE OF CHEESE.

Then, it won't matter what they do to you. You'll be in charge either way.
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>>14817362
>Don't fuck me
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>>14817347
Not the other Anon, but people do got to doctors to intercept issues before they become illnesses and beyond, or to improve their already good condition. Likewise, knowing more about your waifu keeps the sex from becoming the same (as lovely as consistency is) and allows you to go above and beyond your knowledge for your waifu's sake. Simple, yes?
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>>14817235
>>14817350
>masochist hakutaku teaching how to dominate monsters
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>>14817380
>>14817386
Like that isn't the plan
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>>14817371
Nah, it's fine.
We've had to go clothes shopping a few times for uniforms but she's been able to get her work done just fine....although there was that time she got stuck when leaning out of a window to clean some things, leaving her fairly...exposed. Lace and garters.
>>
>TFW lost the will to write
>TFW no Leanen Sidhe to make the pain go away
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>>14817362
So I'll platonically converse with her tenderly and softly.
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>>14817347
>>14817391
For example... think of how many forget to stimulate the secret spot that's hidden in plain sight:

>the glorious tail base.

It is, after all, where that fluffy, furry or scaly tail flows from her spine beautifully binding her back.
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>>14817284
Indeed.
Now I want to see if her rear rivals that rack.
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>>14817283
I kinda share you point, by 70% maybe. But still anons answer fairly.

To me, they'd be useful if you'd want to turn the tables on MGs and make THEM into trembling, stammering messes through the entire deal. Ever wanted to see a Mantis go through her emotional nuke by YOUR guidance, rather than let her saddle you like a mannequin and do the thing her own way? Hakutaku's at you help.

Who knows, maybe one of them would have aided with the first tamed Hellhound.
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I want a platonic friendship with a bunch of monsters
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>>14817437
So a harem without sex?
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>>14817431
>that last part
Can we please not?
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>>14817350
>>14817376

Once again: she is pointless IN MGE LAND, where this happens automatically. Flip open any random page in the settings and you'll read about how their beloved's sperm is high-grade uncut out-of-your-mind Afghan heroin to monstergirls. And husbands automatically become incubi, and incubi automatically reduce MGs to gibbering aheago puddles of female juices with just the tip.

Yes, it's stupid, but there it is. In MGE mamonobama makes you a sex god, so you don't need College Cow to make you a sex god.

But you'll never win a cent if you bet on KC being internally consistent, I suppose.
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>>14817437
So basically Darling
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I want to stay celibate with a Monstergirl
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>>14817431
I bet you'd like to make her flower blossom.
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>>14817446
Err yeah, we probably shouldn't. Honestly, I forgot about that, just thought of the last line in their profile and decided to throw that in. Can't quite check all thread's unspoken rules at the same time.

>>14817455
You have no idea man. They'd be my number one just because of that sole idea of their personality rocket-launched upon experiencing intimacy, if it wasn't for top tier face, haircut feet and overall design as well.
I just wish they had more art, or at least recolors like that one.
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>>14817455
Would an orchid mantis look like she's wearing a wedding dress?
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>>14817437
I want to friendship a succubus so softly in the ass that she meditates all over the floor
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>>14817455
God, I hope KC remakes the mantis design.
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>>14817503
Well, we're just dabbling in recolours here, but there's really no reason a sub-species couldn't look so visually diverse! Dream on, Anon!
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>>14817447
>But you'll never win a cent if you bet on KC being internally consistent, I suppose.
That one is hardly arguable, sadly. I wish he sticked to even what most think to be the shittiest of his rules, if that meant consistency. Even matango, even a real threat of mutual extinction ahead, even Fallen Brides doomdark and pseudo-satanic bloody-red eye symbols slapped on everything, dammit, just STUCK TO IT.
He just keeps throwing too fucking much in.
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>>14817516
Interesting statement. Now, even if it's because you dislike the current design I'm not trying to draw that out of you. I'm just genuinely curious as to why you want a remake - care to share?
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>>14817516
What's wrong with her?
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>>14817348
>invite crow tengu to your house on the full moon
>she's panting and fidgeting along the way
>she must have a cold or something
>come home
>you grab her hands and lead you to your room
>she asks to go to the bathroom
>you hear muffled moans and screams coming from the bathroom
>she sure takes her time in the bathroom
>maybe she had a stomachache or something?
>invite her to your room
>her whole body trembles as she steps in her cheeks blushing harder than ever before
>open your textbooks to study with her
>scooch in closer to her
>she doesn't seem to be concentrating
>she's awfully touchy-feely today
>her shallow breath touches your skin
>she seems really sick
>maybe the cold has given her trouble breathing
>her right hand is always under her skirt
>she must have made a new study posture
>it's getting dark out so you decide to let her sleep on your bed and you on the floor
>you've fapped alot of times in that bed but it's not like she knows
>it's not like she can smell the scent of your lust embedded in those sheets
>she starts squirming around in your bed making large creaks
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>>14815452
I'm late but I liked it. I always had a taste for the macabre.
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>>14817516
Practically perfect, if probably a bit too much on the cosplay side. But even that's debatable if you just think of something like MGQ's Mant-
>[spontaneous puking sounds]
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>>14817451
Then this might be an even more special occasion for you two.
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>>14817536
I wonder how she would react if you were to just stand up, unzip your pants, pull your dick our and start wanking right above her head? Would she try to play possum? Even as you cum on her face and grind the head of your cock into her soft squishy lips? You'd you pretend to not notice the vibration under the sheets as her fingers go mad between her legs?
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>>14817563
Why would I do that? She's just sick from the cold.
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>>14817563
She would just tackle you to the ground.
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>>14817533
>>14817535

It is because I dislike the design. But at the same time, there's things I wouldn't want to change about her. Her personality, facial expression and profile are all good, which I suppose is why people like her so much.

But just take a look at her. Visually, it's literally just a human wearing some accessories. Even the eyes on her head make no sense: they completely ignore the hair. It's like they were pasted on top as an afterthought. Which I suppose you could say about every other monster feature.
She's 100% human with some monster on top, if that makes sense. Catgirls, foxgirls and whatnot all have the same problem, but I feel it's worse for the mantis just because there's so much more interesting stuff you could do with the design.
Her entire body, from structure to skin could be changed, and actually integrated, to make her look like she's not just wearing pasted on parts.

I suppose it's testament to her profile that people like her so much. She has the same character stereotype as a lich, and I like those.

It's just such a wasted opportunity. KC should be way more creative than that.
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>>14817446
I want to ask the bookcow how to show a hellhound who's the boss.
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>>14817562
You know, if it weren't for the crappy attitude she has, I'd probably a Kii.
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>>14815849
>no mention of me
>newest of new writefags are mentioned in the comments and added immediately

Not sure if I want to put myself out there or not.
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>>14817536
She might be sick but they should share the bed because the floor is cold
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>>14817604
I'm not in there either
feels good not getting lumped in with "fan fiction"
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>>14817598
I want to vigorously pollenate Kii's pistil with my stamen
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>>14817581
Its her fault for making you feel like that, what with all her moaning and the way her hot, sweaty skin stuck to you as she leant over your shoulder to help you study, her breasts squishing into your back, her hot breath on your ear as she masturbates behind your back. The kisses and licks to the lob didn't help any either.

It's just unusual for some one with a cold to act like that, right? So its all her fault. And, really, you're close friends, aren't you being a little distant by sleeping on the floor? Just share the same bed, it doesn't matter. So what if she sleeps naked, and you wake up in the middle of the night with her wings wrapped around you, your chest now shirtless, with her kissing and licking your chest as she grinds her body against your side, panting like a bird in heat?
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>>14817588
> Catgirls, foxgirls and whatnot all have the same problem

It's ubiquitous. You are not alone in your frustration
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>>14817562
The most /jp/ plant waifu of them all!
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>>14817550

The differences between the MGE and MGQ monster girls is quite something.

>Mantis
>Bee girl
>Mandragora
>Sandworm

and so on
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>>14817615
True, but others who are better/more popular than me are on there, too. Maybe he just doesn't know the definition of "fan fiction."
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>>14817615
>feels good not getting lumped in with "fan fiction"
>wrote a literal fanfiction
>it's even hosted in fanfiction.net
>not there

Success breeds jealousy.
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>>14817620
>>14817606
Sharing the bed with a girl is improper anon!
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>>14817633
>wrote a literal fan fiction
why?
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>>14817588
Hmm, fair enough, quite frankly. Well, let's keep our hopes high that a future incarnation will do the old one justice!

Thinking about it, I suppose I was fond of her bug eyes because they reminded me of Jak and Daxter's 'Metal Heads' species... Now those would make some nice MGs!
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>>14817633
I want to pat her head and play with her pasties
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>>14817626
Also best plant waifu, as Biollante-chan is best Godzilla girl. She also gives great hugs and she's quite strong but also very friendly. Overall, I wish I could cuddle with Biollante-chan and go on cute dates with.
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>>14817620
I'm sure she means that the bed is too hot and is asking you go sleep on the floor. She's too sick to say it in words.
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>>14817604
To be fair you should be glad not to be lumped in with Aftyn, Bob, and Bollocks' 'fan fiction'
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>>14817654
Nonsense. That would be a 3dpd tier bitch move. Your nerd slut isn't a 3dpd tier bitch is she?
>>
Anyone know what this thing is? I put it in a case because it wouldn't stop following me around and kept calling me "good hunter."
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>>14817638
It is improper to not help a lady
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>>14817674
Its a waifu. You should probably cherish it.
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>>14817674
It's the best girl.
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>>14817089
Those are some fat fuckin' tiddies. Sure she wasn't meant to be born as a Holstaur?
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>>14817665
If anything, they were added because they are known entities in MG writefaggotry, for good or ill. I'm pretty envious of that level of popularity, if not the form.
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>>14817640
Because I was young and foolish
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>>14817674
>You will never make a tiny doll girl the happiest girl alive by spending a few hundred on enough beautiful clothes to last her several lifetimes
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>>14817691
>a Holstaur-Dragon

My dick can only get so erect.
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>>14817697
It unnerves me to think that people not from this thread know of me and read my stuff.
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>>14817709
>alive
>lifetimes

I've got some bad news for you, anon.
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>>14817705
Well, don't do it again. Please, really. Don't.
>>14817697
Maybe this fag just doesn't like your shit. Maybe he has shit taste, or maybe your shit isn't that good. Since I'm not on his list, I'm going to say he has shit taste for the sake of my ego.
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>>14817630
It's all just semantics anyway. Over here, we fear our stuff being called fan fiction, because we don't want to consider that we could be placed on the same level as the majority of the stuff you can see on FF.net.
On the other hand, the wiki guys seem to just not give a shit, as long as they still get to do it.
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>>14817652
>best plant waifu
I don't know about that one, Anon. Flow pack is pretty hard to tie with, let alone beat. Well, I'm personally just reserved when it comes to saying "best".
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>>14817667
She's a nice pure girl who doesn't have lwed thoughts. She couldn't possibly be thinking of pinning me against the wall and ripping my clothes off while kissing me straight in the lips with her tongue ravishing my mouth. She couldn't think about raping me senseless with the full moon illuminating our bodies as she frantically shoves her hips with mine making lewd sounds sound all across the silent night! She WOULDN'T think about having 14 daughters with me as she frantically moves her hips against mine blanking out from orgasm. She wouldn't be thinking about releasing years of pent up sexual frustration as she rapes me silly till the next week! She wouldn't even dare imagine her lewd moans and grunts spreading across the entire neighborhood as she passionately has sex! She wouldn't think of enveloping me in a wing cocoon as she confesses all her love to me!

She's a pure girl who couldn't have lewd thoughts
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>>14817723
>I'm going to say he has shit taste for the sake of my ego.

That's fair.
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>>14817674
>Dolls 'n' Dakis
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>>14817749
the mind can rationalize almost anything
Also this cat is qt and I want to pet her.
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>>14817745
EXACTLY, so she probably just thinks you're being considerate by climbing in bed with her. After all its the body's natural response to heat up to kill disease, and I'm sure she would be more comfortable if she had a familiar friend to cling to. So get in the bed.
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>>14817723
>Well, don't do it again. Please, really. Don't.

There's no stopping this train anymore.
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>>14817721
What makes you think a doll girl isn't alive, or that you can decide that?
She is both sentient and sapient, animate, and not a simple computer.
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>>14817760
B-But that's lewd and immoral anon! That nice human girl from sunday school told me to nver get in the same bed as a monster girl!
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>>14817752
>Daki for the Doll
Wasn't she in the ballpark of 7' almost? That's going to be a big pillow.
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"Anon-kun! We're gonna be late for school!"
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>>14817723
I don't think he has any taste to speak of at all. If he had bad taste you would expect a lot of shit to be on there, but he listed good stuff and bad in almost equal measure. I get the feeling he just tossed darts at a board or pulled names out of a hat. Or just picked out whatever is best known, regardless of quality. Probably that.
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>>14817761
Think of the children, anon!
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>>14817742
Well if we are talking MGE, then I agree with your finest of taste on the Flowkelp being best plant waifu. Otherwise, the Flowkelp pretty much ties with Biollante-chan for best plant waifu and cutest plant waifu. Also Biollante-chan and other kaiju monster girl art are a huge reason I got into monster girls in the first place, and to this day my favorite kind of monster girls are kaiju monster girls.
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>>14817709
She's the happiest girl in the worls because she's with the person she loves. She doesn't care about clothes. She'd treasure rags if they were a gift from you.
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I cant wait for the snow to be completely gone
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>>14817773
...5 more minutes...
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>>14817769
Sure but when your best friend needs help them it is no brainer to get in the bed to warm her up
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>>14817769
>He cares more about what some humie slut said to him than he does the safety, comfort and well-being of his friend
Wow. Why don't you just spit in the sick bird's face, tell her you hate her and then tie her up and throw her in a bath of ice? You're a terrible friend.
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>>14817765
Her body isn't biological, anon. It'll break down over time, yes, but she will outlive you by decades, easily.

What I'm saying is you need to spend thousands of dollars on her clothes, not a few paltry hundreds!
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>>14817779
I want to fill the inside of that Kagerou with my seed while playing with her ears nonstop.
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>>14817793
>>14817795
O-Okay. But she started to grope me in the bed and began to lick my ear and the back of my neck. She seems really sick!
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>>14817776
Are there any long ones?

because mine is 150+ pages long, maybe he just didn't want to read something that long
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>>14817773
It's 9 o'clock at night, woman! What kind of 'class' is there at this hour?

We need more monsters in schoolgirl uniforms. Dark Priest dressed in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, particularly.
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>>14817813
Moose and RS are on there, so yes
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>>14817790
*snickers*...*mumbles* Get it? She's 'Han Snowlo! GET IT?! *eye twitches*
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>>14817797
desu I spend at least 3000+ dollars on clothes every year

Designer brand clothes are expensive as hell

>>14817821
Night time P.E classes obviously!
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>>14817810
Keep her in a hug to make sure she doesn't got anything in her fevered state
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>>14817712
Well, considering how rich Dragons usually are, it could be possible for them to pay someone to give other traits that a hybrid could get naturally.
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>>14817827
o-oh
He probably just has terrible taste or picked them on the basis of how popular the stories are
;-;
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>>14817773
Is she my childhood friend and also what could we possibly be late for?
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>>14817810
Take off your clothes so you can share more body heat.
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>>14817772
Oh, come now, she's obviously going to make it to scale. It may be for her, but her dear Hunter is who it has to be made according to.
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>>14817790
>"I'll see what I can do."
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>>14817838
>>14817849
But then she just grinds her hips against mine! Am I being too heavy for her? Also there seems to be something moving near her nether region. She's now panting and moaning under the covers. What do I do?
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>>14817218
>partner with Bicorn
>acquire Hakutaku
>use barnyard animals to make highest tier harem ever
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>>14817864
Just ask her to fall asleep in your arms
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As long as we're talking about ice bitches, anyone remember this one?

Not nearly enough porn of her
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>>14817858
Thanks mam, that's really nice of you to try and clear the snow. After your done out there, would you like to come inside and have some hot chocolate or even just chit-chat a bit?
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>>14817845
>on the basis of how popular the stories are
I'm pretty sure that's correct, so don't feel too bad.
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>>14817784
>You will never wake up in the middle of the night to find that your cherished tiny living doll suddenly grew to be full size and is now cuddling you.
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>>14817864
Something must be wrong with that area. Use your hand to check for any irregularities .
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>>14817790
See you next year, buddy.
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>>14817879
I can't even remember what I did last week.
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>>14817884
Your love made her grow and now she will return the favor
>>
I want to be a young kid again and get adopted by the Serial Hugger!
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>>14817878
>>14817887
After I checked that area for any irregularities she suddenly shivered and my hands suddenly felt damp! She's squirming even more now! She's ripping my clothes off saying that she's going to make 10 daughters today!
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>>14817903
I just want hug...
>>
Kejourou are love
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>>14817904
She's leaking. You're going to have to plug up the leak.
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>>14817889
I want to launch ICBMs with the help of my pixie waifu.
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>>14817904
Just keep hugging
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>>14817879
I'm glad to know about her now. Thanks, Anon!

Speaking of Tales, I wonder what the odds are that we'll get Monster Girl art of Velvet!
>>
How quickly would you be raped and husbando'd if you tried to hitchhike in MGC?
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>>14817916
I'd give her a scalp massage
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>>14817919
With what Anon?

>>14817921
She's licking my neck and my chest now. What should I do?
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>>14817926
Depends.
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>>14817901
I'm curious. how is she going to return the favor? Either way, I'd be more than happy to receive it as it's from someone who loves more than anyone in the world and who I trust full wholeheartedly.
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>>14817934
Anything that is warm and can fit.
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>>14817834
>3000+ dollars on clothes every year

Anon, why would you do that to yourself when you could've used that money to spoil your waifu?
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>>14817935
I want to dress up in revealing white clothes with sweat soaking the clothes to make them semi transparent.
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>>14817834
>3000+ dollars on clothes every year
I'm pretty sure I hate you now.
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>>14817920
>Deathclaw MGs incoming
>>14812590

Crawl out through the fallout, baby
To my loving arms
While those ICBM's keep us free
When you hear me call out
Baby, kick the wall out
And crawl out through the fallout back to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XPzICHxXoQ
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>>14817934
Just fall asleep and she will follow
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>>14817901
Oh man, she's hardly going to get a chance to do so. I would finally be able to take her out to dinner, go on a walk in the park, among other things I would have fantasized about doing with her, but couldn't because of her size.

I'm with >>14817939 though, what did she have in mind?
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>>14817957
I'm pretty sure he must either be rich, able to live without the need for food, or as gay as a rainbow in Brazil.
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>>14817934
It's like my Yeti mother used to say:
>"It's not rape if it's my son!"

No, no, no, no. Not that saying, the other one:
>"Just keep hugging!"

That's the one!
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>>14817944
I used my fingers but it's leaking even more now!
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>>14817951
I'm too much of an insecure normalfag to do that.

>>14817957
Why though
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>>14817975
You need something bigger to just jam in there.
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>>14817982
I used my dick and she screamed and moaned! Did I do something wrong?
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>>14817929

You and me both
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>>14817987
Yes. Pull out immediately and run away.
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>>14817987
no keep going
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>>14817987
Just keep at it.
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>>14817987
Congratulations, Dense-Anon! You are officially no longer a virgin. Enjoy your new Crow-Tengu wife!
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>>14817973
>"It's not rape if it's my son!"
That one is true, though. Sons naturally come from their mother's vaginas. Bringing them back to visit is just a normal part of parenting.
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I'm going to give my anubis waifu so much spirit energy that the marks on her stomach change from
! . !
to
神 . 神
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>>14817987
This is normal. Proceed.
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>>14817858
That sounds like as good a ryuuson as any to take a load off my shoulders and warm my wings. Yes... a warm load might be nice, if you don't mind. It's kind of you to invite me in, after all. So maybe I can also invite you...
>>
>RP shit
Stop this.
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>>14818023
>stop having fun
no
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>>14818022
Oops, it appears I was speaking out loud. Oh well, I meant to say it to you >>14817880 eventually.
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>>14818023
spoil sport
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>>14818023
>no fun allowed!
>reeeeee!
Please go.
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>>14818017
God? Spirit? Well, if you're fulfilling her desire for that much energy, I guess you've incubized already, Anon. It makes sense in that light.
>>
>page 9
>298 images
I told you so.
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>>14818030
>>14818032
>>14818034
Not him, but go to the Wikis comments section if you want to do that shit.
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>>14818044
>I don't like what you're doing so you need to leave
make me
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>>14818048
Tough shit, RPfaggotry is frowned upon site-wide and here especially.
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>>14818056
>I still don't like what you're doing so you really need to leave this time
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>>14818039
A sweet a sight as the tea we're sipping.
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>>14818039
Who cares though? It's not like imgur is hard.
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>>14818048
>make me
Pretty sure the mods actually will if you get reported, rping is considered among the highest levels of faggotry and is probably even banned in the site's rules.
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>>
Anyone ever read some of the WWYD posts on the Wiki? 90% of them are steaming hot garbage but a handful turn out pretty good.
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>>14818074
A million times hotter than TNT - nice!
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>>14818074
neat
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>>14818074
I am intrigued.
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>>14818074
What a cutie.
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>>14818062
Are you a moron? Go read the site rules. RP is explicitly banned from 4chan, and for good reason.
If you don't like it, go back to whatever site you originally hailed from.
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>>14818074
How did she put on that swimsuit?
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>>14818095
Straps on the back maybe?
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>>14818101
I'm a completely different guy, but nice try.

Roleplay isn't done here so the place doesn't become as infantile and flooded with retarded users as, say, the wiki or devisntart.
I understand that you're new, and you might not like it, but it's honestly tough shit. Learn to deal.
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Ninja pussy.
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>>14818101
Get over it my man, RP just doesn't check out here.
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>>14818122
>rp doesn't check out here
I'm not saying you're wrong but that Crow Tengu shit certainly went on for a very long time before anyone said anything.
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>>14818113
>implying RP shit hasn't been around on 4chinz since the beginning of the site

Just saying senpai
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>>14818038
Exactly. I'll devote myself so much to her that she becomes a god from all the magical energy produced from her.
Then we can overthrow the Demon Lord, and create a new world. One without disorder, or irresponsible deities, and where paw massage parlours are plentiful.
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>>14818127
Probably because of the steady stream of new people these threads are getting. One or two posters do it, new people see it, think it's acceptable, and perpetuate it.

Just think about all the trends which have changed since, say, these threads were just a once-a-week thing.
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>>14817980
Because that's a fucking stupid amount of money to spend on clothing. I could probably pay for food for a 3-4 months on that kind of money.
Also I think designer clothing is for douchebags.
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>>14818116
Ninja Pussy vs Pirate Pussy
>>
>Run a small tavern on the outskirts of a small town.
>Usual slow business hours, all you have is a guy sitting in a corner, nursing a glass of warm milk.
>All of a sudden your door is kicked open, and a group of 6 Onis of various colors walk in.
>You recognize them immediately, they're the infamous Oni bandits that have a hideout in the mountains. Raiding caravans for alcohol, men and gold in that order.
>Unwashed, covered in muscle and scars, they make themselves at home, being anything but delicate as they slam their weapons on a large table and kick back in their chairs.
>The Red Oni, who you've guessed is the leader, walks up to the counter, towering over you.
>"Hey barkeep! How about a round on the house huh?!"
>You know better than to charge them, these lands are outside the jurisdiction of the order.
>As you rush to get their drinks, hoping that this time the only thing they break is your furniture, you see they've noticed your other patron.
>You can only watch as the Purple and White Onis get up and approach him.
>"Ha! Is that milk?! Are you a man? Or is it just a boy under those robes?!"
>"I don't wantu no trouble."
>"Oi oi! How about I make you a man right here? I could use a good fuck, and I like breaking in my men!"
>She grabs the man and hoists him up.
>"I DON'T WANTU NO TROUBLE!"
>Before you can finish pouring a drink, He's flown into a flurry of improvised combat and some martial art, unfortunately using your chairs, tables and even a trophy fish you had hanging on a wall.
>When he's finished you can only stare, he turns to you and apologizes, before throwing a bag of coins, more than enough to pay for damages.
>As you count the coins, you think of how to move the unconscious Oni bandits he left behind.

Such is life running a tavern in Monster country.
>>
>>14818144
Are you influencing those thoughts? Personally, I think Anubis-san would rather work with her seniors, superiors and of course Pharaoh in order to accomplish this. Especially her, whom she reveres so. That and working her way up, making proposals and making alliances seems like it'd be more satisfying for her. What say you? She is YOUR waifu.
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>>14818116
Cute. I'd want to tease her tail after she inevitably fucks up her assassination, which was doomed from the start from finding the wrong person.
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>>14818185
Would you give that nice Ninja butt a good spank for being such a fool?
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>>14818116
>>14818168
Ninja pussy teaming up with Cowgirl pussy, Pirate pussy, and Knight in Shining Armor pussy as a rag tag team to save the world from Evil pussy.
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>>14818193
And then all five of them team up to fuck anon?
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>>14818197
Well yeah this is a monstergirl world.
>>
I'd never rape an Elf
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>>14818192
Worse: I'd sit her down, and lecture her for scaring the shit out of me, all while absent-mindedly molesting her tail and ears.
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>>14818172
What talisman did this nigga have equipped?
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>>14818217
You better take responsibility you pervert.
>>
What type of slime is most intelligent
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>>14818174
That's true. But what if she's become disillusioned with her seniors and rulers, leading her on a quest to change the world and free it from the control of gods and royals?
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>>14818232
Dark Slimes, they can do magic and shit.
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>>14818109
This picture makes me want to live in a hidden village in a snowy forest.

Think of it, fluffy spiders, yetis, wendigos, finland elves, and more, all keeping warm in the wintery world.
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>>14818245
Well, then... atleastyoutried.jpg
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>>14818232
Shoggoth
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>>14818248
I want to lay down in a dark slime and tell her all my problems
>>14818261
Do they really count
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>>14818222
And after I'm done lecturing her, I'll get reeeeal close to her ear and whisper:
"You know, I always fantasized about having a protective ninja companion."
After which she inevitably jumps out of the chair, tackles me to the ground, and proceeds with the vicious love making.
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>>14818272
A dark slime would make all your problems just melt away.
Most likely in more ways than one.
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>>14818272
Why would they not count?
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>>14818281
I'm gonna purify a dark slime and make her not be a jerk!
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>>14818291
So a light slime sounds cute
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>>14818295
Instead of absorbing human girls, she'll just engulf them, give them heavenly massages, and ask if they'd like to be turned into a slime girl of their choice.

How polite.
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>>14818317

Getting massaged by a slime girl must be pretty nice.
>>
I wonder how male prostitution would work in MGC.

I wish I had a hoard of beta orbiter monstergirls from being internet famous
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>>14818361
They'd be the husbands of devil bug or bicorn harems. Only way it'd be sustainable, what with other MGs eager to just kidnap them off the street for their healing fetish.
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>>14818348
They'd probably be able to make you feel just as fluid and relaxed as they actually are.
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>>14818361
You would have to spend your time having weird sex with flithy perverts just for some ash.
>>
Goodnight, Anons. Take care and don't burn down the thread... which is anything but on fire right now.

>tfw you've got a nice OP in mind, but the new one will probably be up before you have a healthy amount of sleep
>>
>>14812306

>A harem of different colored slime girls who stick to each other into one giant multi-colored blob
>They cease making their bodies look like a humans and no longer have faces.
>They draw you inside the mass and quickly discard your clothing and spit it out.
>Your body is massaged gently all over which combined with the pleasantly warm temperature of their bodies makes you relax quickly.
>Even though you can't see their faces you can still hear their voices from all around you; cooing about how cute you look as you relax more and more. With their encouragement you fall asleep, suspended in their combined bodies
>When you wake you feel them still massaging you, not even stopping as you slept.
>They're able to feed you their own slime and make you ejaculate to make up whatever they lost doing so.
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>>14818435
We're only on page 9, I bet you'll have all of tommorrow to make it

and I'll probably be at work when this one dies so I won't be able to snipe this thread and make the third OP in a row
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>>14818437
I'd never want to leave. Just let me live the rest of my life like that, endlessly floating and ejaculating in a rainbow mixture of loving slimegirls.
I want to be one with the slime.
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>>14818495
My negroe
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>>14818479
Did I say third? I meant fourth.
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I need ideas to prank wurm chan with
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>>14818513
Tell her to kill herself.
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>>14813271
>Dark slime
Oh god this will not end well for me.
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>>14818513
Buy a bag of candy, get a stick, a piece of string, and a really big box. Let your imagination take it from there.
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>>14818519
>Unbreakable claws vs impenetrable scales
Do you want the universe to explode, anon?
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No more peace and love, now we just rock hard!
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>>14818513
Difficult. Too durable, will need something that relies on her either not noticing due to her thick skin/skull or not giving a shit.

I want to flush the toilet while an alp is showering and hear her "kyaa" as cold water hits her naked body.

I can imagine her standing nipples already.
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Dragons are for ab licking. Followed by wing burritos.
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>>14818530
After we rock hard lady, would you like to come to bed with me and cuddle, the weather is quite chilly tonight and i'd enjoy having you as company to talk to?
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>>14818529
Yes.
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>>14818538
Moth-chan needs an adult.
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>>14818534
Don't do it anon, or you'll spend the rest of our life as her ab-slut
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>>14818550
As if she'd be satisfied with just that! The more sadistic Dragons make boys lick their armpits too!
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>>14818550
What's wrong with /fit/ dragon abs, anon?
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>>14818545
She is an adult though, and she even invited me to rock out with her. Plus, she's a cutie and I wold be flattered if she'd come back home with me to hang out and possibly a home cooked meal from me. I don't think she's scary looking at all and she looks like she could use a hug, I just hope she enjoys being with me.
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>>14818556
>She is an adult though
She's a fucking caterpillar. That's like being a pre-teen.
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>>14818534
I imagine the snake dragon girls like ryu and shirohebi would have nice abs
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>>14818554
You would have to lick her body over and over. It would be a nightmare.
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>>14818554
I don't know f the person attached to the abs is friendly and pleasant to converse with. What's she like and why does she out of all people want me to date her?
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>>14818562
>dragon girls like ryu and shirohebi
>and shirohebi
Snakes are not Dragons.
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>>14818534
>ab licking
No, Dragons are for defeating after spending years training so you can take her home and fuck that Dragon pussy all day and night.
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>>14818534
>>14818554
I want to kneel down in front of a dragon girl and use one hand to stroke and feel her abs.
Then I'll use the other hand to slip a finger up her butt, just to feel the sudden and surprised contraction in her abdominal muscles.
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>>14818569
No! Dragons are for lazy mornings of lounging in bed and tossing pillows at each other while arguing over who has to get up and make the coffee.
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>>14818560
How am I suppose to know, she looks older tan she actually is and is quite a big girl for such young age. Regardless of what, we are of similar ages and she's my childhood friend too, so no problem of that sort will arise between us. My point still stands, would she like to come over to my house for diner and overall some relaxation?
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>>14818574
She's a caterpillar, of course she wants a free meal! The more she eats, the prettier she'll be when she'll be post-metamorphosis!
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>>14818563
I'm worshipping her body and getting sexual gratification out of it. Pretty sure that works out for both of us.
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>>14818577
That's good to know, I'll prepare a big old helping of my famous fruit bowls for her. Also, I already think she's pretty, but if I can do anything to help build her confidence, I'm more than happy to help out my childhood friend. After our big meal together, she can relax on the couch and talk with me, striking up conversations about random things. When she gets sleepy, I'll get her a blanket and pillow as I wish her a good night. In the morning, when she awakes, I'll make a huge breakfast for us and maybe talk about how fun our conversations were last night
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>>14818600
Captain Carrot pls go, your wolfu will get mad.
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>>14818573
No, Dragons are for having a rivalry with.
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>>14818616
Are you that dyke from MGQ?
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>>14818616
Only if that rivalry ends in a week of frustrated, pelvis-bruising hate-sex.
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>>14818608
But wolfus must eat their fruits and vegetables too.
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>>14818608
Caterpillar girls tend to like fruit and vegetables the most, as it gives them the energy to help transform easier, so sorry if she doesn't want to eat a lot of meat right this second. Also, she's my childhood friend, I want what's best for her and getting out to rock has greatly help build her confidence up. Soon, she will grow and transform into an even more lovely girl, who eventually will fly gracefully through the shy on her beautiful new wings.
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>>14818573
I want a pudgy dragon to laze around with
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>>14818626
She can pout all he wants, but she's not getting any apple pie if she doesn't eat her broccoli.
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>>14818636
If you don't eat your beef, you can't have any pudding!
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>>14818632
Pudgy dragons are for giving meals too while they act all haughty in a shirt that's a tad too small for them.
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>>14818639
And cuddling too, don't forget the cuddling
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>>14818622
>hate-sex.
>not wanting your Dragon rival to reveal how she's loved you the moment she met you and has waited until you were strong enough to tell you about her feelings after managing to defeat her by the skin of your teeth. Then proceeding to have the most passionate, loving sex in history.
Pleb.
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>>14818647
That too, specifically after they've gone on a long speech about how they are of a 'regal' size.
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>>14818636
You'd think a wise wolfgirl would understand the importance of healthy eating.
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>>14818654
The kind of sex that starts with the kiss from the end of Princess Bride?
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>>14818672
Yes.
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>>14818667
Regal enough to blwo raspberries on her tummy
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>>14818677
Oh my.
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>>14818681
But that's not all anon, this is the kind of sex where you'd have to take responsibility during the act instead of after it.
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>>14818678
I now have the image of a dragon with a blush and the puffed cheek pout standing there while her husband/boyfriend blows a raspberry on her belly.
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>>14818686
I'm confused.
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>>14818691
This is the kind of sex where I'd have to have a marriage ceremony while I'm busy fucking that Dragon rival.
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>>14818692
Huh. And how does that go?
>I d-dd--dDDOOOOOOHOHOHHHOOHHHH~
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>>14818687
That's the joy of spoiling your haughty tubby Dragon. Watching how they react when you tease their belly, blow raspberries on it, and use it as a pillow.
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>>14818696
Yes, and instead of a ring she'll get a womb full of cum instead. Then once I have some time I'll get her the best ring I can find.
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Gather around the campfire, heroes, and tell me of THAT boss fight you had.
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>>14818708
You ever been on a party that was too cocky for it's own good and did something stupid? Yeah a bunch of Level 15s taking on a Lilim was stupid, I had to hold her off so they could escape.
We're married now, she's waiting for me back home and she really wants kids.
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>>14818700
That it is.
And there are two great ways this can go, either she lets you continue to use her belly like that, maybe even getting a few extra snacks out of the deal or she goes off and starts lifting until all that excess weight is sheded, standing before you like an iron goddess who I would still blow raspberries upon.
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>>14818714
Esteban, please. Your Lilim's sister's husband hooked you up, didn't he?
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>>14818708
A horde of golems were slowly wearing down the forces of this great kingdom, yeah? So they hire me to take out their creator. No surprise, it's a very creative pharoah that wants to expand her territory but has no followers since she lives in the middle of the freaking desert. So, long story short I'm her love pet now.
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>>14818717
One, my name isn't esteban.
Two, I'm starting to suspect my party leader did set me up for this. He always seemed like he was holding back all the time.
The sex is fucking amazing and she's affectionate as hell so I'm not complaining.
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>>14818716
Personally I like way number one as it sounds like it could be much more humorous. Also, I like my girls soft and once you get pass the haughty nature most dragons have, they become much sweeter and more affectionate. Plus, the're still strong so you get the best of both worlds, personally I'd like to date a chubby Ryu and have the best cuddles I could ever want.
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>>14818708
I encountered the leader of the infamous Cheese Bandits once, but she bested me, and took all of my cheese.

That Mouse is skilled with a cheese knife.
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>>14818716
I'll take the soft dragon getting softer end. A nice soft dragon or a chubwock you get to spoil, cuddle, and feed her and her ego would be lovely.

>>14818728
This guy gets it.
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>>14818734
>losing to the Cheese Bandits
You will never even get into Scrub Town!
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>>14818728
A chubby ryu is nice.
It's probably from all the hebis taking care of her.

The robes hide a lot so she doesn't have to worry about folks noticing until she wraps you up

>>14818735
True, a dragon as haughty as she is big could be quite nice.
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>>14818744
There are 5 dragons, how would you rate each on on the "Better Fit or Chubby" scale?
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>>14818738
I guess I should grind a bit. But their leader is so quick and nimble!
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>>14818750
Fit
Wyvern
Wurm
Dragon
Ryu
Jabberwock
Chubby


In my opinion at least.
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>>14818753
And she has such a distracting ass!
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>>14818744
Agreed, all those hebis doing a lot of her task would cause her to gain some weight. Also I love it when she wraps me up, as it feels so cozy and she enjoys it too, saying how warm I feel. I like the idea of cuddling with my chubby Ryu girlfriend as a gentle rain goes on outside, creating a very romantic scene for us to be in. Plus, when it's only us around, she loves to go swimming with me, holding me close as she lays on her back despite the fact she has a constant blush of embarrassment on her face, floating and watch the stars shine on both of us. Of course I tell her she wears the weight really well and is a beautiful girl who I love for her looks and her personality, then she hugs me tightly and nuzzles my face saying how she has the best boyfriend ever.
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>>14818767
The biggest out of all the Cheese Bandits.
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>>14818774
Sounds like the heibis are goign to have to keep up with the way you spoil her.
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>>14818708
So I was at this tavern once looking for any local job that might get me some scratch on my pilgrimage to the holyland right? I see this huge reward for slaying a dragon posted on the notice board, but nobody can tell me about the foul deeds it's committed or even where I could find it. Most thought it was some joke, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to scout out. I could always try to drum up a party if it turned out genuine. Luckily the directions on the ad were very good. I never would have found that dark little hole in the valley of thorns otherwise.

I tied up my horse and snuck into the cave as quietly as one can in a suit of armor. Know what I found? Some teenage lizard napping in a quilt with a pillow of gold. Turns out the reward was the sum of her entire hoard. I guess was a personal's ad all along. So jumped her, tied her up and took it all. Easiest hundred grand I ever made.

Oh, is that smoke in the distance? If you'll excuse me gentlemen, I better get going in the opposite direction.
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I love devil bugs!
I love matangos!
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>>14818799
Their hard working girls, and they have a lot of experience with her so I think they can keep up with my Ryu girlfriend no problem. Meanwhile, I will continue to love my Ryu girlfriend with head pats and massages, as shrine duties can sometimes be stressful. I return, she gives me massages as well and sings me romantic songs she learned from her mother to help us fall asleep easier. We are a coupe who spoil one another, but only because we treat each other and love one another so much. Nothing makes us feel more cozy then when she wraps me up in her soft yet strong body while I run my hand through her hair or massage her horns, both of which make her giggle with pure happiness and sighs of pure content.
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>>14818818
Sounds like someone turned down a mindflayer that had a crush on them.
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>>14818764
Switch Wurm and Dragon and I'd say that's a solid list.
Chubby end of the spectrum best dragons. I'd imagine chubby Ryus would be very motherly and mature, while chubby Jabberwocks would be like lazy but doting Onee-sans.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to keep an eye out fo the girtibli
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>>14818860
I wish I could meet a Girtibli who wasn't a sadistic mean girl. If there was one out there that was nice and friendly, I would like to know and see if this claim is actually true or not. Are their any Girtibli out there that are nice and friendly, or am I just think of a lost cause?
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>>14818877
I'm certain there's some pretty nice ones out there, be they tiny loli ones that could be your backpack, now with aphrodesiac stinger attachment, or a great muscled one with chitin like plate mail.
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>>14818801
I'm going to hunt you down, mate.
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>>14818830
A mindflayer is fine too.
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>>14818888
>great muscled one with chitin like plate mail
are you sure she's nice, she sounds incredibly intimidating and scary? What is this muscled, Girtibli like and is she truly friendly and nice towards me?
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>>14818890
I don't see what you're upset about. It's not like dragons earn money. Everything they have is stolen.
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>>14818917
She doesn't speak much. You can't really tell what she's feeling. But she hugs you a lot and lets you ride on her back.
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>>14818708
I am the sole survivor of a expedition gone wrong
Fending of hordes of monsters in a dungeon was not fun at all. now I've got a salamander after me when all I wanted was treasure
I'll forever be chasing the one how sold us the maps, that woman with the leaf hairclip.
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>>14818935
Well she's quiet but she hasn't broken my trust or assaulted me yet so far so good. I really hope she doesn't brake my trust, as I really wish to give her a chance despite her intimidating stature. I wonder why she's so quiet and likes to hug, is it because she knows I like cuddling or is their something else to this whole situation?
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>>14818957
It's because scorpions with big claws prefer to hold their prey close rather than sting them.
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>>14818957
Well, I imagine that she's had a lot of folks who are afraid of her appearance so she wants to get close to show you that she's a big softie.
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>>14818967
Well as if she keeps this up and slowly opens up more, she'll not only gain my trust but also my love. She may look fearsome, but when I look into he eyes, I see a lonely girl who want someone to love her and not fear her for who she is. I will give her a chance to be my girlfriend, but let it be known if she ends up betraying my trust, it's the worst thing some one could do to me. How would she feel about me hugging her back tight and me saying I want to know more about her?
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>>14818982
Well, I imagine that she'd take you home, lock the door, and get some hot chocolate and popcorn ready so you two can talk about her life over a movie.
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>>14818989
That sounds quite lovely of an evening actually as I do love me some hot chocolate, though I have to wonder what movie we're going to watch together? I have to imagine it's going to be one that allows her as many reasons as possible to cuddle with me.
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>>14819001
Maybe a good old comedy like blazing saddles or groundhogs day.

Maybe you should pick because I need to go to bed.
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>>14819008
That's fine you just get to bed. Meanwhile me and the Girtibli are going to watch groundhogs day together while enjoying some popcorn and hot chocolate. I also be learning more about her as she learns more about me, which should be an interesting and I really happy we're hitting it off so well. Wish me luck.
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I want to make a loli Shirohebi wear a latex bodysuit. One that covers her all the way from her neck to her tail.
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>>14818830
>Tfw the Ryu Weatherwoman's boyfriend broke up with her, and she won't stop making it rain.
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>>14819024
Quicksilver/10
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>>14819026
She's a fat jerk who needs to stop the rain
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>>14819026
>"Today's forecast is rain. and always will be until that bastard picks up my calls!"
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>>14819026
>Tfw the local thunderbird got dumped and she decided lightning was a good thing to blast into everything
>Including the power grid
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>>14819026
>"And now Sakura with weather"
>"Today will be cloudy and dark. There is no sunshine in my life, so why should there be any in yours."
>"Well, at least the flooding has stopped...somedays I miss the old Weather Wurm"
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>>14819047
I'm just some no name anon though.
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>>14819060
>>14819066
>>14819074
I can see why he broke up with her.
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>>14819074
>Weather Wyrm
>no qualifications or any idea how to do the job
>just showed up one day
>everyone was too scared to tell her to leave
>that or thought her attempts were too cute
>just stopped showing up one day when she found a man to chase and forgot she even had a job
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>>14819095
Someone needs to find her so we can get rid of the bitchy fat ryu and get a ray of sunshine in our life, even if it is a metaphorical one.
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>>14819074
>"Today will be cloudy and dark. There is no sunshine in my life, so why should there be any in yours."
we need art of a ryu wearing black with a haunted look on her face saying this
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>>14819095
>that or thought her attempts were too cute

>"And today heavy showers will persist over uptown as the cold front moves through the city."
>Weather Wurm stops looking at the camera and turns her head to the staff offstage.
>"Wait a minute. It's raining today in uptown? And nobody told me? Well what are we sitting around here for! Those are premium unsplashed-in puddles just waiting to be splashed in!
>She throws away her notes, flips the desk and speeds out the door
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I want to get a dildo modeled exactly after my penis and give it to my Kobold daughteru for her birthday!
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>>14819114
I agree with this gentleman.
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Thanks for reading my shit, guys.
It means a lot to me.
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What is the worst licensed monster girl related thing you have read/watched?
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>>14819208
Gate.
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>>14819208
Second >>14819222
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>>14819222
>>14819230
God damn Gate was the fucking worst. I wish I could go back and prevent that shit from being made.
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>>14819208
>>14819222
>>14819230
Thirded
>anime Giselle
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>>14819208
EMG is pretty fucking bad.
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>not a single mention of gazer in close to 2000 posts
Props to Gazerfag for tricking me into thinking people actually cared about her.
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>>14819355
Gazers are good. they're just not the best. Shame really, I like gazers.
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>>14819355
What are you talking about?
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>>14819208
Hitomi is always lovely to read in printed format.
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Where the kissu sluts at?
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>>14819355
I feel like I'm in the same boat as him in a way. Funny when you can ctrl + f one of your top 5 and be the only person in the thread who brings her up.
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>>14819427
I'm in the other boat. I hardly mention my favorite anymore, but other people bring them up here and there. Though, that's probably my fault for making people like them in the first place.
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>>14819355
>Ctrl-f alp
>58 results

As expected of /mgt/
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>>14819427
>ctrl + f
>lich
>17 results

Well, at least things are looking good for me.

>>14819440
Who is it then? Living Doll? Devil? Kappa?
I have a hard time thinking of really unpoular and still good girls.
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>>14819457
You've gotta go further back. Remember when nobody remembered mice girls besides an odd greentext or two?
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>>14819459
>Nyanon
Old writefags never die. They just go anon.
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>>14819457
I'm happy about Lich's level of popularity. Enough to get talked about often but nowhere near the level of the meme girls so she avoids backlash.
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>>14819355
Well sorry anon, I can't post about my waifu every day.
At this point it's around once a week when I get new art.
http://a.pomf.cat/mnucox.png
Just look at Jabberfag and Miiafag too
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>>14819444
Pretty low desu
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>>14819467
Do you have any artist recommendations? I've been thinking of asking for a commission of one or two of my writefaggotry characters.
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>>14819518
Not him but Leon just opened commissions a few hours ago. I'm tempted to get a Lich or Jinko.
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>>14819558
How do you contact him?
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>>14819567
He doesn't say, so probably sending him a message on deviantart.
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>>14819567

Yeah I was wondering that too. I'd have to guess tumblr though
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>>14819573

Does he have a deviantart? It's not listed on the artist list.
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>>14819580
http://loen91.deviantart.com/
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>>14819593
Oh cool. Thanks.

Time to commission Kejourou art
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I love Mindflayers because they are cute
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>>14819619
I love Mindflayers because they take all the pain away.
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>>14819444
Some of those were talking about Alp the writefag.

Even then it still doesn't have the most results, dragon's currently beating it by 8.
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>>14819622
I love Mindflayers because they can show you your dreams
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>>14819624
>Some of those were talking about Alp the writefag.
That's even worse, though.
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>>14819624
Don't forget Dragon can refer to all 5 of the dragons, not just Dragon.
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>>14819628
Also, a number of them were just using "alp" as an insult.
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>>14819558
>>14819593
Aw yiss. Thanks, anon.
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>>14819627
I love Mindflayers because they can chase away your nightmares.
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And you just gotta love those words that screw with the results, like "Alpha" "Scalp" or "Pedipalp"
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Tomboy mindflayer?
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>>14819642
tomboy holst
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>>14819642

Tomboy Kejourou
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I liked that story about a bitter mindflayer, who lives in a society that fears her, and has loads of government regulations on her to keep her from using her powers pretty much ever, and has to go into the government building occasionally to have a different mindflayer check her mind to make sure she hasn't done anything, and all the other mindflayers hate each other since they presume that the other mindflayers are the "evil NTR bitches", and then it ends with the mindflayer checking her online dating profiles, one where she has her proper species listed and another where she changed it, and on her real one she has no replies, but on her other one she has several interested boys

And it ends with her crying into her bed
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>>14819649
Tomboy living doll
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>>14819650
But short hair and her don't go together
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>>14819650
Would she still have long hair?
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>>14819657
>>14819663
Her hair is in a sporty ponytail
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You're travelling with the endless caravan, bound and sold as a slave.
Move closer to me. I take you anywhere.
Share a vision with me. I can make you anyone.
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>>14819663
>>14819657

I was thinking that she'd still have long hair but have it in a ponytail that goes through a baseball cap or something.
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>>14819651
I wanna comfort that Mindflayer
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>>14819668
And I just imagined it snapping around a guy's body like a rope so she could drag him around.
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>>14819671
>I take
I can take*
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>>14819657
Tomboy is a behavior, not a style anon. Hell, I grew up around a shit ton of them and most of them had long hair and half of them had great tits because that's genetic.
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>>14819676
>baseball team manager kejourou knows you're jerking it in the bathroom
>busts in the door
>"Use that energy for practice, you moron!"
>as you scramble to pull up your pants, her hair wraps around you and pins your arms to your side
>she drags you out to the field herself, your fly still open
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>>14819668
>>14819672
This is acceptable.
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Hey Average! Write us a SoM P'Orc spin-off about Beastmaster P'Orcs trying to tame all kinds of dire girls, with hilarious results!
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>>14819637
I hate Mindflayers because they can screw with your brai

I love Mindflayers.
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>>14819702
ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
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What would happen if you just ignored all Monstergirls
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>>14819444
Better than it used to be. They we getting easily triple that not too long ago.
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>>14819706
You would still get raped by the first one that fancied you, made to love their pussy because of demonic energy and laughed at by the guys in the Order for pulling such a bonehead move. At least in KC land anyway.

>enjoy your new wife.jpg
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>>14819702
I love Mindflayers because they look like they'd feel good to sleep with.
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>>14819653
Tomboy Titania.
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>>14819716
What if you just ignored the sex
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>>14819726
http://i.imgur.com/5ocYwax.gif
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>>14819726
>made to love their pussy because of demonic energy
Same thing. Have you read the World Guide? Just getting fucked by a monster turns the most hardened monster hater into a monster lover. Sir Smitem is just one sloppy blowjob away from becoming a slut for monster pussy.
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>>14819740
Better wear a chastity belt then
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I want to ha
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I want to brush a Kejourou's hair and give her a scalp massage
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>>14819753
will the kunoichi ever let us post in peace?
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Did you know that Monsters are normal
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>>14819762
She snatched the "I want" guy, she contributed.
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>>14819764
human girls are the real monsters
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>>14819768
Remove monstergirl posters they have their own general
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>>14819768
But did she just take a normal "I want" anon or was it one of those annoying ones
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>>14819783

He was probably going to say "I want to hold hands with a kunoichi"
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>>14819768
Wait, typing that you want something gets you spirited away by a monster girl? I want to be kidnapped by a nice Hellhound!

Fuck.
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>>14819779

They're always lurking these threads.
>>
How did the Goth Holstaurus Poem go again?
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Is it okay to contact Loen by Pixiv if I don't have my own DA account?
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>>14819860
>Nevermoo
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>>14819876
Charon, no. You don't understand her brooding angst.
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>wake up
>Loens' doing commissions
>payday is today too
>finally gonna get my Apophis Daki
Today is a good day.
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>>14819883
>Apophis Daki
Anon, no! She's using you!
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>>14819873
I tried contacting Loen via Pixiv a few days ago and haven't heard from him at all, so I'd say try DA.
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>>14819651
I remember that greentext,it was a good read, but really that wouldn't happen under any circumstances

First of all, Mindflayers constantly mindwash themselves, secondly they tend to live in underground societies similar to their D&D counterpart, and finally they get along with other monsters relatively well

So even in the rare occurrence that a Mindflayer decides to keep her mind intact and live in a city, other monsters wouldn't discriminate against her

Anyone can have their own headcanon of Mindflayers especially since their profile is filled with mystery, but the whole idea that they are misunderstood martyrs is a bit silly
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>>14819804

Well Kunoichi are ninja types so they'd probably be quick to take you away.
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>>14819910
>finally they get along with other monsters relatively well
Nigga you really think other Monster Girls would fully trust a monster that can completely rewrite and edit a person's mind however they want?
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>>14819910
Canon shouldn't entire your mind for half a second when that story obviously had nothing to do with MGE. KC land doesn't have government oversight or computers. It's just an anarchistic hedonistic free-for-all.
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>>14819911
Does that mean that guy now has a Hellhound on his trail?
He's got to keep moving.
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It's 4 PM and I'm only now getting my first cup coffee today. I didn't ask for this. What I need a relaxation specialist. Which MG is the best at this?
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>>14819938
first cup of*
What I need is*
Goddammit.
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Everyone knows what happens if you give a mouse a cookie, but what happens if you give a Wendigo a stretchy anime meat?
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>>14819919

I wonder if they could even rewrite another monster girls mind too?
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>>14819924
You make a good point

>>14819938
Weresheep, sleepy cuddles are the best
I want to say Dormouse but their rape aura kinda ruins them in that aspect
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>>14819951
They die.
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>>14819951
>what happens if you give a Wendigo a stretchy anime meat?
Whatever happens in One Piece when Luffy gets one of those.
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>>14819951
Wait, what happens when you give a mouse a cookie?
Do they get raped by the Cookie Monster?
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>>14819951
What happens when you give a mouse a cookie? Is it as hilarious as giving a kikimora a Roomba?
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You know what we need?
More MG operators, operating in super secret operations with fully operational weaponry.
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>>14819926

Yeah she'll track him down before long.

I guess there's a Kejourou on the move, looking for me now too.
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>>14819974
Heh, amateurs. That's like saying Candle Jane and expecting to get away with i
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>>14819963
>give some loli mice girls cookies
>walk away
>strip and paint yourself blue
>come back and rape them
>all the while you're spouting Cookie Monster quotes and snorting cookie dust off of their asses
Man Sesame Street MGC sure is weird.
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>>14819987
Thank god Paladin Rogers Neighborhood is still a beacon of goodness.
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>>14819996
Whatever, I'm going to hang out with Lich Nye.
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I want a Kounichi to get frustrated with me when I keep making Naruto jokes when she hates the franchise and how 'offensive' it is to actual ninja society.
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>>14820002

>Her face when you tell her "BELIEVE IT!"
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>>14820004
>Her kuu demeanor breaks into irritation.
>Run away with your arms behind your back
There is only one good reason to run with both your arms behind your back. And that's because both arms are broken
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I'm going to take a loli anubis' virginity, and I'm going to be very gentle with her, seeing as how it's her first time. I'll let her go on top, so she can stay in control and take things at her own pace, without being overwhelmed by the full length at once.
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>>14820000
I love all of her personalized bow ties that she wears while teaching us magic! She's so cute!
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>>14820017
Kinda hard to be overwhelmed by three inches anon...
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>>14820002
I'd hokage her rasengan sharingan.

(I have no idea what three of those words actually are.)
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>>14820026
>implying I'm the tiny penis anon

Luckily I wasn't cursed with his manhood malady. That, and I'm much less annoying.
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>>14820048
I myself am not. I'm going to sniffety-snoo that tiny Anubis, and then I'll give her back to you!
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>>14820048
>and I'm much less annoying.
>implying
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Reverse mating press by horny wolfu
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>>14820048
Just walk away man, you're literally about to set the thread on fire from being burnt so badly.
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>>14820061
I'm pretty submissive, but on my back with my legs spread, my knees pressed up to my chest and the waifu riding my dick is just a little too submissive for me.
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>>14820054
Damn you, Sniffer. I suppose I'll just have to sniff all the scents right off of her before you get near. She'll be invisible to your nose.

>>14820056
Okay, it varies day to day. Tiny dick anon is like a 9 on the annoying scale. I'm a variable 4 to 8 at most.
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>>14820078
>Okay, it varies day to day. Tiny dick anon is like a 9 on the annoying scale. I'm a variable 4 to 8 at most.
You're much less of a consistent entity, I'll give you that much
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>>14820072
Why? You're the one who wanted it! It's a full moon out and you decided to show off your favorite pair of compression shorts in front of her. Now she can't stand it and has probably made you into a father.
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>>14820086
>It's a full moon out and you decided to show off your favorite pair of compression shorts in front of her.
Oh. This is awkward. In her lust she's confused me for another. I literally only own jeans and band shirts.
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>>14820092
What bands?
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>>14820099
Metal, the only genre worth putting on a shirt.
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>>14820092
>not having compression shorts to workout in or wear as an extra layer on cold days
It's okay everyone makes mistakes.

>>14820107
>Metal
Oh no. He's retarded.
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>>14820061
I'm still going to make her work for it, with leglocks and plenty of biting.
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>>14820114
>implying I work out
>Implying it ever gets cold enough here to warrant more than just jeans and a short sleeve over a long sleeve

>Oh no. He's retarded.
Nothing wrong with liking the music.
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>>14820107
>the only genre worth putting on a shirt.
I definitely wouldn't say that, but it's good that you enjoy music.
>>14820114
>Oh no. He's retarded.
There are no wrong genres to listen to. Don't be antagonistic.
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>>14820061
>not getting reversed mating pressed by your sexually repressed Kikimora maid while your human wife looks on in shame and disgust, handcuffed and gagged in the corner of your bedroom
>however your wife is trying to not show you two the trickle of juices running down her thigh from watching the insanely hot, and immoral sight
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>>14820133
Mixed feelings here.
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>>14820114
>disliking metal
Okay anon. You're not my friend anymore.
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>>14820132
>I definitely wouldn't say that
I would. What other genre really works on a shirt? Classical? I mean, I'd wear a shirt with Wagner on it but would that really make sense? I mean wearing anything pop on a shirt would just be gaudy.
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>>14820133
It's okay, wife-dearest, soon we will find some nice lady to corrupt you into something proper.
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>>14820155
I would wear a shirt with Dvorak on it no questions asked.
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>>14820185
Would you also FIGHT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?
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>>14820185
Well that name just sounds badass. Sounds metal. So I could see that working as a shirt
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>>14820190
That might cause me to ask a few questions.
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>>14820185
>Dvorak

My knigga
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>>14820210
New World Symphony, 4th movement, played during a scene in Asura's Wrath, when Asura fought his mentor Augus. Augus spoke of the pleasures of life in a speech which concluded with "fight, make love to beautiful women, hell, FIGHT beautiful women!".
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>>14820146
That's good. The last time I was friends with a metal head I got sent to jail for three years.
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>>14820221
That's pretty metal.
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>>14820133
For the first time in a LONG time, I like human women again.
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>>14820232
It is. Asura's Wrath was a great game that ran on doing impossibly awesome things with the power of pure rage.
Did I mention the fight takes place on the Moon?
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>>14820239
That's great. I love the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3qN_66H99U
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>11 more threads to go
I'm on a boat motherfucker, everybody look at me 'cuz I'm sailing on a boat!
Yo where all da Mermaids at?
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>>14820284
What's a mermaid?
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>>14820287
Manatee, probably.
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>>14820133
>NTR

So this is the true nature of kikifags.
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>>14820284
>11 more threads to go
What?
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>>14820299
In the catalog, 11 more threads will disappear before we do. That's how long we'll stay in this limbo.
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>>14820296
They don't have the greatest track record to begin with.
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>>14820296
I did it more to make human women look okay than to show the true nature of the native house dog-bird-thing.
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>>14820296
>>14820308
These posts brought to you by Tekeli-li Meidos Inc.
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>>14820316
Pardon me for not being too blown away by RPing. I don't really care for Shoggoths either.
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>>14820324
But shoggoths are great. They can literally make weapons out of their ballistics, so to speak.
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Lord Anon! The enemy is at the gates! They're ten thousand strong at least!
>>
>Egg laying waifu is having anxiety over unhatched eggs
>She doesn't want to crush them, but if she doesn't lay on them they'll get cold
>Thinks blankets won't do it and a heat lamp would fry the babies.
>She is hyperventilating
What do?
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>>14820434
>Walk up to the top of the wall at the front
>All the enemies are readying up
>'I am a virgin.'
>They just drop all weapons and turn back
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>>14820435
Remind her that they're Dragon eggs and that the babies heat them from the inside.
What a silly little wife she is! I'm going to lick her toes.
>>14820440
That doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't they want you even more?
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>>14820133
Hm yes.
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>>14820434
Go outside and scream "I want to defeat those enemies!"
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>>14820442
>That doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't they want you even more?
Do you know how much of a badass you have to be to remain a virgin in Monster Girl world?
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>>14820435
Either the husband or wife should stay to warm the egg. Usually the house husband stays 24/7 to warm the egg in case of a dominant egg laying wife, and in case of a submissive one she stays.

The real question here is the egg laying waifu able to lose all that weight she put on when she was carrying the egg?
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>>14820449
Not very. I mean, you strike me as a sheltered nobleman who has to defend a city while mommy and daddy are out on their nth honeymoon.
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>>14820442
>What a silly little wife she is! I'm going to lick her toes.
You insult a dragon like that and she'll really heat up! And stop licking her toes, that'll fluster her.
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>>14820450
>The real question here is the egg laying waifu able to lose all that weight she put on when she was carrying the egg?
>Not wanting soft egg laying wife
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>>14820456
Mmm, they're not as beautiful as wockfeet, but they're still lickable. And all flying has left the soles of her feet unused and soft and sensitive!
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>>14817712
>no Dragolstaur waifu to fuck while she's hooked up to a mobile milking machine
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>>14820435
She could wrap herself around them. Or just put a heat lamp on low.
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>>14820461
When did I say I didn't want that.

Though hearing a haughty dragon yell in the bathroom about how her belly was supposed to be thin and flat again after she laid her egg and pouting the whole night might not be too fun.

>>14820465
>Licking wockfeet
>Licking Dragonfeet
You'll make your egg laying waifu squirm and mumble licking her feet you know. You might even fluster her if she's a haughty one.
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>>14820476
>if she's a haughty one
She hasn't been haughty in years. That was just a phase in her early teens.
A good tickle fixes that right up you know.
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>>14820434
Prepare the boiling pitch, order the archers to the walls, and the pikemen to the gates. Then, once all the preparations are complete, we'll open the gates.
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>>14820490
>opening the gates
Nigga, no. You do all those preparations, but when the enemy is bringing in their siege weapons, send light, fast cavalry with torches to burn them up.
It should take no more than 20 good men.
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>>14820500
Nah, we doing this Rome 2 style.
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>>14820486
But what fun is it to tease a not haughty dragon?
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>>14820504
>Rome 2 style
So, slings?
>>14820505
I enjoy making her feel good. Embarrassment is not required for squirming.
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>>14820511
How else will she react to you licking her feet though?
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>>14820516
Something like
>Ufufufu, ecchi
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Do you know what's better than succubi? Conservatively dressed and chaste-until-lawful-marriage succubi.
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>>14820542
I'm going to marry an extremely religious Succubus, one that spends most of her entire days praying and preaching the words of God, the Fallen God
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>>14820542
Even better are nerdy succubi who aren't even trying to corrupt you but you still fall in love and deflower them.
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>>14820505
Teasing tubby, haughty dragons is the best.
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>>14820604
Especially one who doesn't realize how tubby she really is.
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>>14820608
>She tries putting on her old clothes from when she worked as a bank teller
>the skirt rips from her butt and her stomach is parting her suit just a bit
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>>14820608
>Treasure! It appears that my shirts have become too small for a lady like me!
>"Well, that's because you put on a cou-"
>To punish them for their incompetence, I will now raze the clothing company's factories to the ground.
>Can't even get a word in edgewise as your dragonfu takes off, under dressed in clothes that only make her look bigger.
>Ends up becoming a hero due to freeing a bunch of kids from a sweat shop by accident.
>She demands pie from you as repayment for her victory when she gets home, all while you catch the news and see a segment discussing how large she is.

>>14820615
>See! It still, mostly, fits!
>Now get me that burger! It's time for lunch.
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>>14820615
Don't forget the part where she denies it

>"I-It must have shrinked in the wash!"
>"It was always small and tight."
>"I never liked those clothes anyways."
>>
>fatfags
>>>/d/
>>
>>14820621
>>14820621
>Tonight on the news, discussing your dragon's weight and still keeping your house intact.
>>
>Everyone talking about /fit/ or chubby dragons
Man, I just want a soft dragon. Not chubby, just soft and voluptuous.
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>>14820643
Like Studio Tiamat-tier soft?
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>>14820643
Agreed soft dragons are the best and great to cuddle with. Soft dragons are also nicer and over tie tend to become more humble to those around them. Though chubby dragons in my opinion are my personal favorite, with chubby Ryus being my favorite but everyone is different and your taste are still good in my book.
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>>14820651
Yeah, I was originally thinking Xebec-tier. But that works just as well, maybe even better.
>>
New girl when? I heard it was today at some point.
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>>14820688
Heard from who? KC?
Because if you didn't hear it from him, you're fucking retarded for believing it.
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>>14820698
I have been lead astray then.

Ah well, back to total war.
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>>14820640
Reminding to always tell your dragon waifu she looks great. No matter how chubby she gets, or how messy her hair is from sleep.

Never tell a dragon she looks anything less.
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>>14820704
Especially Black dragons. They're very touchy.
>>
Name something more heartwarming than tucking a monster girl daughteru in as she's already fast asleep, giving her a kiss on the forehead and she smiles in her sleep.
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>>14820708
Dicking her until she's asleep.
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>>14820708
A bunch of daughterus trying to stay up so they can greet you only to fall asleep in a pile.
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>>14820704
>Not telling her she's starting to put on a little too much weight for your taste
Why even have a dragon waifu if you aren't going to tease her? If she gets too upset you can just offer to "help" her lose some of that weight.
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>>14820708
Taking a nap in your armchair and waking up to your MG daughteru asleep on your chest
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>>14820783
I agree with you. Dragons were made for bullying with that proud attitude of theirs.
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>>14820812
Not so much bullying as loving teasing. I don't know about you, but my objective would be to get her upset and just see what happens.
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>>14820812
Don't cry later of you end being bullied
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>>14820542
Demons! Demon cults!
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>>14820708
Both your daughters coming into your room at night, the older comforting the younger after she had a nightmare.
Then moving aside so they can crawl between you and your wife, sandwiched comfortably between both of you.
And finally, resting your forehead against your wife's, matching her smile as you watch your children hug each other to sleep.
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>>14820826
That's what I meant to say. Having some loving fun with her, nothing too serious.

>>14820841
I would love to see them try
>>
>Soft dragons
>muscle dragons
>not both


A mix is the best way
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>>14820987
It all comes down to preference. Although I admit a soft, yet toned dragon is quite appealing.
>>
>>14820987
>tfw no strongfat muscle dragon to break your bones with sex and then carry you back from the hospital to nurse to health.
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>>14820987
What is an image that best represents "soft" musclegirls?
>>
Asking for reasons, would a Lich blush in embarrassing situations?

KC said his undead are just made from dead bodies and still retain bodily functions but I'm still unsure if they'd blush.
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>>14821005
Soft enough to cuddle, strong enough to protect your smile.

>>14821006
Exactly.
A living boulder of muscle and softness.

>>14821010
Depends on what you mean.
Yuugi has some picks that make her look feminine yet strong while others just need you to look up strongfat.
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>>14821010
Not really sure, but I'm just imagining an athletic tomboy-esque build but with large tits and ass, soft thighs, and dat gap.
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>>14821005
It's the best of both worlds. You can grope and squeeze her softness, but when she tenses or focuses, her body becomes as solid as hot steel.
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>>14821056
The softest tomboy!
I want to nuzzle against her vulva through her spats.
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>>14821067
I want to sit a strongfat dragon on my lap despite her being bigger than me.
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>>14820944
>I would love to see them try
If I have to bet between a normal man and a Dragon I would go for the dragon
>>
I want a kejourou to sit in my lap and play videogames while nonchalantly grinding against my crotch and teasing me with her hair
>>
>>14820783
>>14820812
>>14820826
>>14820944
I wouldn't bully my chubby dragon. Tease, sure. But I know and respect that she's in charge here, and I'll always love her. Even if there's more of her to love.
>>
>Tfw a fit monster girl will never fatten you up
>>
>>14821016
She seems to be blushing a bit in her profile picture, the HD version really brings it out.
I'm against giving them too much emotion though, because part of their appeal is being kuudere.
>>
>>14821256
Good.
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>>14821256
Good. Leave that shit in /d/.
>>
>>14821256
For what reason?
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>>14821256
That's right, all that sex will burn the calories from her home cooking right off.
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>>14821277
She's a chubby chaser?
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>>14821016
>embarrassed Lich
She floats around naked except for a billowy cloak. Just what exactly would embarrass one?
>>
>>14821256
I wouldn't mind her helping me gain a few extra pounds since I'm probably still dangerously underweight, but I don't want to be fat either.
>>
>>14821261
Yeah I'd still have her kuu and emotionless expression wise but with a slight blush. Time to waste money.
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>>14821301
The contents of her Pouting Chamber.
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>>14821294
Eugh.
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>>14821301
Dressing her up in a frilly bright pink dress.
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>>14821302
Then get mad gains.
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>>14821301
A confession of true love. Lewdness is one thing but she still has a heart.
>>
>>14821301
Kissuing her on the lips.
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>>14821301
Resting her head against your chest, stroking her hair and letting her listen to your heartbeat.
>>
Apparently Sir David Attenborough would want to be the animal with the greatest rate of pelvic thrusts.
Dirty old man, we really do need him narrating Monster Girl documentaries.
>>
>>14821305
>A Lich commission
Oh baby!
If it's Loen or Mono my dick will probably break
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>>14821349
She can rebuild it. She has the magitek.
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>>14821302
Fellow skeleton here.

I'd rather she carry the pounds for me. I like being a skeleton, and I like cuddling something soft.
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>>14821356
But would she like cuddling s skeleton? Or would she prefer to cuddle a guy with some muscle for some soft-yet-firm manly feedback?
>>
Mantiroces are jerks
>>
>>14821314
Somehow I imagine this is how it would go down.

>"Oh? You bought me some new clothes?"
>"Well if you bought them, they can't be that bad."
>"Dear, why would you buy s-something like this?"
>"You want me to put in on?"
>"O-okay, for you."
>"this is really embarrassing..."
>"Y-you think I look pretty like this?"
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>>14821365
Some girls like skinny frail guys. Just gotta pass as a bishie, with some anime illness. Chicks love that.
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>>14821351
>going to a lich doctor
No thanks, I've read horror stories about those.
>>
>>14821372
Oh sure, be a racist. Now just follow Igor outside... the exit is in the basement.
>>
>>14821379
No really, fuck drinking weird potions and being subjected to tests.
>>
>>14821385
Welcome, astronaut, war hero or Olympian! Drop your pants and follow the yellow line to the Mantis Breeding chamber.
You'll know when the test starts.
>>
>>14821371
Can you pass as a cute, frail bishie though?
>>
>>14821391
Damn straight I can!
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>>14821410
Then I guess you get a pass, Mr Skeltal.
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>>14821390
Now, who's ready to make love to a giant bird?
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>>14821429
I'll be a skeleton, cuddle a chubby monster girl, and life will be good. I'll be her cute bishie and she'll be my pillow.
>>
>>14821302
Yeah, horribly underweight as well so I wouldn't mind gaining a few pounds.
>>
>Never commissioned an artist before, ever
>Loen responded to my message for a commission

I've never felt a tension like this before.
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>>14821539
I know the feeling, I'm on what must be my 4th or 5th commission now and I still feel a little nervous when I get messaged back.
>>
>>14821344
MGs and dirty old men would love each other, especially with the health improvement that mamono mana brings
>>
>>14821603
That makes sense, sluts are drawn to those kinds of men after all.
>>
>>14821454
I exist in that weird area between skeleton and muscled so Id be the best of neither world.

I'd love a chubby mg but my concern for her health would probably cause me to get her fit, be she holst, familiar, or, somehow, a lilim
>>
>>14821612
He said monstergirls, not human girls.
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>>14820708
I assume there are dickings involved.
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>Just messaged Loen with the full details of my commission

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>14821776
He probably hates it.
>>
>>14821776
Good god Anon, calm down. That axiety's taking over
Breathe for a second. Breathe
>>
>>14821776
What's the commission?
>>
Just done the same so I assume I'll have to wait until yours is done. You're the Kejourou guy or someone else?
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>>14821777
Lucky trips confirmed, he hates it.

Time to delete my online accounts and hang myself while kissing a physical image of my waifu.

>>14821783
I'm breathing as fast and as unsteadily as I can. That's what you're meant to do, right?

>>14821787
A MGE girl who already has enough art that you'll most likely hate me too for commissioning another piece.
My second idea for Loen is a sea slime, just to balance things out.
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>>14821793
Wow my quote disappeared, either I backspaced one too many times or the site hates me.
>>14821794
>A MGE girl who already has enough art that you'll most likely hate me too for commissioning another piece.
Considering I've paid for Ushi-Oni stuff before I can't exactly judge.
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>>14821794
>A MGE girl who already has enough art that you'll most likely hate me too for commissioning another piece.
>Spoiler

Meanwhile, it seems there is nobody who loves the lowly p'orc.
>>
>>14821794
Just tell us. If people here hate it enough they might just spam Loen not to do it and he'll draw it out of spite.
>>
>>14821793
I still need to tell him the details of the Kejourou commission after work
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>>14821794
>A MGE girl who already has enough art that you'll most likely hate me too for commissioning another piece.
Hellhound? Cheshire Cat? Alp?
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>>14821793
No, I'm Trachyon. A dumb and silly Pastebin writefag remembered by three people at most.
https://pastebin.com/u/Trachyon

>>14821811
Anubis.
I'd rather you not spam Loen, though. If you really hate the thought, I would much prefer if you just direct all your ill feelings towards me. Don't spam a fantastic artist due to my actions.
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>>14821855
Honestly when you said the girl had too much art I figured meme cat or manticore. Anubis has been overtaken by a fair few girls now and it's been a while since she's had any commission quality art.

I may be bias though, I love schedule dogs.
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>>14821855
>Anubis

That's okay.
>>
>>14811903
dorito lingerie
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>>14821855
It's alright. Anubis is one of the few almost universally liked MG's.
>>
>>14821855
>Anubis.
I'm ok with this.
>>
http://nhentai.net/g/157147/
>FFM threesome
>Femdom
>Tongue job
This artist can do no wrong.
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>>14810136
>human women getting ntred but mgs.
Need more of this
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>>14821990
>>Femdom
Just spoted something wrong.
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>>14822026
Yeah, you used two ">"
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>>14822033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0
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>>14822033
>>Not always adding two arrows every time you quote someone.
>>Using the inferior single arrow system.
Fucking nerd.
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>>14822045
>>>mfw only two arrows

Apply yourself.
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>>14822053
Damn you, I'll get you one day for this.
>>
>arguing over arrows
Please, they're called toothless crocodiles.
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>>14822020
Need more mgs getting ntr'd by lower tier mgs
>dragon's boyfriend stolen by a lizard
>guy picks regular wolfgirl over hellhound who was there first
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>>14822020
>You will never have passionate babymaking sex with a monstergirl in front of a plain human girl who thought you liked her
>>
I want to have a threesome with a Kakuen and a Wolfu.
>>
>NTR of any kind
Stop already
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>>14822075
But female NTR is the best. Prove me wrong.
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>>14822075
I want a monster girl to NTR me away from loneliness and depression.
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>>14822075
All NTR is shit.

Yes, even mgs taking away men from human girls
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>>14822079
Loneliness-san and depression-chan are going to be pretty sad without you there
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>>14822092
I'll take them.
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>>14822090
Meant for >>14822078
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>>14822092
But they're so abusive!
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>>14822090
But what if she's mean and abusive?
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>>14822062
We need to go lower.
>Dragon's boyfriend stolen by Oomukade
>Kitsune's new husband stolen by Devil Bugs
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>>14822111
But that first one makes sense though. Oomukades can overpower dragons.
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>>14822053
>>>>>>>Only being able to afford three arrows per quote

Plebs.
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>>14822116
But you'd hardly consider an Oomukade a "top" or "high" tier monstergirl in the same way you would a dragon. Also, I was thinking more that she'd use her venom on the dragon's boyfriend to steal him away, so in a sense a different sort of way of overpowering/defeating a dragon.
>>
>Start up laptop
>was going to continue writing
>google docs refuses to open, backup corrupted again

well that's me done for tonight. good night guys, imma dream about salamanders and writing unhindered
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>>14819619
Mindflayers are the key to the Gates of R'lyeh. Through them, we shall all be embraced by their slumbering mistress.
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>>14822111
>Ryuu's husband stolen by a human girl
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>>14822153
What husband?
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>>14822111
>Wight ntr'd by a Zombie
>"all I could offer him, and he willingly went the retard rather than taking me"

>Lilim ntr'd by a Matango
>>
>lilim ntred by a human girl
Will this make her yandere or just a bitter neet who shitposts on 4chan?
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>>14822153
Just imagine she has enough built up mana left for a "ritual of rain" after your "last time," but because she's emotionally distraught she...

>can't control her cruel rage that manifests as a cloud of rain constantly pouring over the human girl wherever she goes

>can't stop sobbing and a cloud of rain constantly pours over her until she finally collapses, exhausted from crying and out of mana to channel
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>>14822111
>>14822153
>>14822165
>>14822167
>>14822172
This will make them yandere right?
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>>14822173
You really need that yandere itch of yours scratched, don't you?
>>
>>14822111
Great.
Now I remembered the black harpy story.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>14822173
Both situations I presented for Ryuu present her as miserably attempting to holding back her feelings, so no... If she went yandere she could literally drown the girl from the start without so much as being on the same continent as her.

This all proves why NTR a shit though
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>>14822172
>because of the constant cloud of rain arround the human girl, I can always walk with her under an umbrella

Step it up Ryuu-chan
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>>14822179
Don't you have some fermented apples to eat?
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>>14822189
>step it up
>bait

You just want her to let loose and flash-flood the girl to oblivion. Don't try to corrupt such a pure (and currently hurt) heart, Anon.
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>>14822193
>Fermented apples
I'm not following
>>
Forgive me if I'm being slow here but Sud did another Manticore.

http://i.imgur.com/mwsMI2L.jpg
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>>14822200
Telling the story isn't nearly as effective without the screencap.
Suffice to say that back in the mists of time there was a particularly autistic dragonfag. He spazzed out whenever anyone even implied that anything bad might ever happen to a dragon. An amusing anecdote happened to him involving some past-ripe apples, and that became his nickname.
I literally can't remember what his actual screenname was now. So, success for memes I guess.
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>>14822214
you know what she looks cute
>>
>>14822214
It's always interesting to see someone go outside the basic model.
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>>14822214
>http://i.imgur.com/mwsMI2L.jpg
Classy
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>>14822214
I like her.
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