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How about them fairy dragons.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Beautiful
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First for butts.
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>That gap
Mm, yes
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Maids are olev
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>>14796013
>those wide hips
I wonder if Barb ever read the thread discussions involving Fairy Dragons because hot damn.
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Hmph!C-c-cute!
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Loen Wock Sketch
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Kiki's are love.

I was so close to making a new thread.
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Remember to be open to your waifu's kinks.
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>>14796026
>"Next time, Master!"
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>>14796018
So close, but I'll accept it anyway.
I want to be molested by a lot of different monstergirl butts.
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>>14796025
>YES
My exact response
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>>14796030
I blame my slow upload time. I would've made it otherwise.
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>>14796025
That's a perspective I wish to see a lot of.
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Pat the demon
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>>14796025
Yes indeed.
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Give her the B
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>>14796025
Is Loen's commission page open now?
Or is this just a doodle he decided to do?
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I hope Barb does a sea slime at some point. After his barometz picture, I'm certain he could do her justice, and show more people just what a great perfect girls they are.
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>>14796013
Oh no, she looks like she's about to burst into song.
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Feet
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>>14796040
He said in the last thread that he would take a couple after i asked.

Message him on his new pixiv and see if he's still taking any
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>>14796049
No.
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>>14796039
And do her booty?
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>>14796047
While giving an intercrural I'd hope.
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>>14796049
Do your worst Angel! I'll never betray the location of my fellow cultists!
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>>14796027
Those little white tufts look cute.
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>>14796049
Worst girl.
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>>14796064
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>>14796039
Take heraround towninbackpackposition!
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>>14796026
Tentaclemaids are better!

>>14796036
Pat the demon, give it semen?
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>>14796026
I believe I've only ever managed to make 2-3 threads in our time on the jay.
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>>14796074
Jubpack a best.
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>>14796049
are boring
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>>14796027
What if they're weird?
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>>14796049
What an awful thing she is.
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>>14796076
But can your tentacle maid do this?
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>>14795986
Because a story like Ilothe is -totally- a good precedent to write that sort of story as a basis from.
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>>14796076
would you really do that?
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>>14796073
>(Muffled "Never!")
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>>14796058
Sure
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Your waifu is the lead singer of a popular band/idol group.

What kinds of shenanigan ensue?
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>>14796076
>no-nonsense Scylla maid that will make you a respectable member of society or else!
I would like to see a maid like that straightening some Anons around here.
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>>14796092
N-no, it just rhymes is all.

>>14796088
I guess not, but many appendages are more useful for household tasks and, other things.
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>>14796074
Lawyer-chan is paving the way for Monster Girl fashion!
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>>14796098
She raises hell. As a result, she's very popular for bringing an appreciable edge and intensity to the group's music.
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>>14796098
>What kinds of shenanigan ensue?
Metal armageddon.
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>>14796098
>Alp

Reaches Justin Bieber levels of popularity among monster girls before she inevitably gets outed as an alp. Afterwards, she still manages to have a cult following among boys and some fanatic monster girls who still think she's cute. CUTE!
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>>14796083
If it requires a sabbath potion to do, then it should be alright to say no if you're not into it.
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>>14796102
Straighten this!
*whips out tentacles*
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>>14796080
Objectively, Flow Kelp is best.
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>>14796088
This is the last time I have her prepare tea made from matango spores
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>>14796025
All I ask for is to fuck those thighs until my balls run one E
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When did Barb draw that Fairy Dragon? It doesn't show up on his gallery for me.
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>>14796122
Flok back pack to keep you hydrated while you do yard work.
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>>14796013
Wait, was there a new girl that I missed?
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I love Wurms! And Krakens. And Slimes. And other types of dragons, too. But mostly Wurms!
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>>14796111
It's only now that I'm noticing the implications of this picture. Apparently Dragon types' growth focuses on development of form and then size. Interesting.
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Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKER.
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>>14796043
I want to see him do Castlevania styled MGE girls, maybe interacting with castlevania styled humans in some manner.
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>>14796023
I did and I requested it
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Don't blow through images THIS early in the threads guys. Save 'em for later.
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>>14796143

Oh really? When?
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>>14796144
IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN MOFU, I WAS CALLED HERE BY MONSTERS WHO WISH TO PAY ME TRIBUTE
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>>14796116
>His waifu is an Alp
[Mocking Laughter]
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>>14796151
Like saving semen up for a week to blow it in a Baphomet's face?
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>>14796147
Lucky bastard.
I wish he took my Alt outfit suggestions for the MGE girls, but then again I already have two deliveries from him so it checks out.
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>>14796143
Never.
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>>14796013
>those wide hips
>that flat chest
Hnnng
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>>14796143
I want to do lewd things to Cerea
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What happens if a guy eats prisoner fruit?
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>>14796160
Basically
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>>14796160
You wouldn't do such a thing to a sweet, innocent young baphomet, would you anon?
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>>14796169
He turns into Vladislaus Tepes III
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>>14796096
Latenight can draw nice rears.
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>>14796173
Well I would prefer blowing it in her goat pussy but a facial is fine too.
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>>14796169
His scent starts to attract monsters from further and wider, and his semen's even delicious-er
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>>14796139
I like Wurms as well, the strength of a dragon with the tail of a Lamia.
I'm slightly afraid of them, though. Would they know their own strength when it comes to their mate?
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flower wife
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Can thighs ever be TOO thick?
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>>14796143
I remember reading that KC is done making Wonderland girls
He even made the Cheshire doujin with all the Wonderland MGs in it

>>14796049
My waifu doesn't have feet
tentacles>snake tails>all other monstrous bottom halves>feet
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>>14796191
Oh shit, that's cute.
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>>14796191
not going to lie that's pretty cute
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>>14796194
Nope.
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>>14796191
She looks rather happy.
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>>14796143
Horse pussy and frontgina are objectively shit
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>>14796194
That looks silly, she doesn't even have a thigh gap.
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Loen Miia doodle he threw in for me as a bonus gift for my commission of Jabberwock I'm getting for wockfag
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>>14796218
Frontgina is A-OK.
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>>14796218
Only frontgina is shit though.
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>>14796194
Its more about proportions. If you have a pencil thing waste and then even slightly larger then normal thighs it can look unappealing.
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I should probably get more commissions out there. I already have 3; one is underway and the other two I'm on a waiting list for in March.
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>>14796218
I don't mind where the horse pussy is located as I'd intend to be making use of her tits 90% of the time, but I must insist that there be only one of them Jesus Christ KC you fucking madman
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Here's a slightly updated Satyros.

Next I'll do a wendigo in a little snowy scene.
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>>14796191
You can have all the wives you want broseph.

But this Gazer is mine.
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>>14796244
ohhhh? what are you getting anon?
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>>14796247
>everything is moving except the torso

Shit's weird
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>>14796245
They're literally arthropods. One pussy in the front, one in the back. Like a worm.
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>>14796253

Kejourou artwork.
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>>14796087
Haohi is ok. Nothing too special about her and she's not that bad
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>>14796222
Good shit man.
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>Muscle girl waifu has lost her figure due to spending less time working out and more time being a loving mother
How does this make you feel
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>>14796261
That sounds sublime.
Also, why do my captchas keep malfunctioning despite being in Legacy mode.
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>>14796247
Nice, much appreciated.
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>>14796139
My brother!

>>14796188
Come on. Give the girl some credit.
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>>14796263
She likes getting gangbanged by behind galleries while her whipped husband is off being a faggot.
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>>14796267
How motherly are we talking here? Like enormous breast or fat like an American?
Ultimately the daughteru is the greater good anyhow, but I may react with varying degrees of arousal.
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>>14796267
Fine as I enjoy a bit of pudge on MGs.
Hopefully she's got the hips.
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>>14796191
You wouldn't happen to be the anon I spoke with about dressing up a Gazer in flowers, would you? I referenced a certain figure as well.

In any case, this is indubitably adorable. Well done!
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>>14796139
Wurms are the worst "Dragon".

Wyverns are severely underrated and underrepresented.
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>>14796286
Yeah that's me. I requested it when I got the chance.
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>>14796273

Indeed. I have a few more ideas for commissions.

Do you want to be spoiled as to what the commissions are specifically or would you rather be surprised?
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>>14796188
They are rough and sometime violent in the bedroom but they won't hurt you
Once you marry them they can even become extra gentle

>>14796289
There is going to be a book about a Wyvern OC illustrated by KC next comiket
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>>14796280
Aftyn's stories aint canon tho.
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>>14796295
Surprise me famvolio.
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Wrote a squeakuel to Tea Party
Nonsensical Wonderlandian drug induced haze in the beginning as a heads up

http://pastebin.com/yw6Vb579
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>>14796301
I don't think there's a canon to any of the stories that .less has writefags do for him.
Anyways since .less and footfags would spam her, it's only appropriate that people use an interpretation written by a guy that can't write worth shit.
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>"Diving is Forbidden here, if you do not vacate the area immediately be prepared to face the consequences"
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>>14796293
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>>14796338
Rape Caves
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>>14796194
Those look fucking stupid considering how slim the rest of her body is so yes.
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>>14796338
You should try harder.
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>>14796314
But at least Aftyn writes because he enjoys it, not because he wants people to suck his dick for attention because he's on #26 and he's got room for one more. That and he's at least fun to read unlike a majority of his ilk on that site because it's almost satirical how bad it is
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>>14796353
>Tiger Shark
[Eating Everything Intensifies]
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>>14796289
You have some good taste and by extension are a draconic brother, so here:
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>>14796296
>There is going to be a book about a Wyvern OC illustrated by KC next comiket
It's only for a story that'll likely never get translated.
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>>14796363
You know, that actually looks so good that i wish that was its default colors
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>>14796361
Fatties of the sea they be
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>>14796363
She needs a height/bust/ass increase, some muscle, and then she'll be dandy.
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>>14796356
Aftyn writes what ever the fuck he wants thats for sure. Its a hit or miss.

I still love his old stories like Magic man
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>>14796391
>Magic Man
https://youtu.be/_xATi_9seuk
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It's a well-known fact that Ushi-Oni lovingly cuddle and snuggle their husbands.
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>>14796296
Fortunately the card art is better proportioned - http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Lunalight_Leo_Dancer
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>>14796391
What's that stun icon from.

I know it's from something.
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>>14796396
of course. Purely maybe not entirely consensually.
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>>14796396
That's a huge bitch.
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Marrying a jiangshi!
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>>14796395
Classic Wizard, just fucking people for fun.
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>>14796403
MGSV
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>>14796396
We need more art of cute Ushi's doing cute things. They have some serious, untapped potential.
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>>14796194
Big butt so what
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>>14796302

OK. The first one I got is from Luth which I asked for near the end of January
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>>14796416
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>>14796396
Only after they raped them into the ground for weeks straight

>>14796402
>Her sword blocks the view
0/10 card art
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>>14796427
>Luth
I look forward to it in that regard.
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>>14796409
That's what happens if you let the rape energy build up.
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>>14796338
>>14796353
>"Now now, girls. If Anon wishes to be in our midst- well, he's more than welcome in my depths. We'll make him in honorary member...!"
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>>14796363
Where's my Silver Wyvern with the neck mofu
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>>14796363
Urge to bully rising
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>>14796377
Well, now, Dragonkind had to be be represented in a unifying fashion for the encyclopedia. Still, you're more than free to feel such a variation is real. Wurm-chan will join you in supporting the diversity of her cousin!
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Can someone suggest story ideas?
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>>14796480
Wurmchan visits the zoo
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>>14796480
Anon meets a Monster, they fuck.
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>>14796388
Fun fact: muscle mass isn't wholly representative of muscle strength. If you want that - and I commend you for it since you want to give her heavier proportions - then you'll have a helluva strong Wyvern on your hands. You won't be proving you can mount this one with even the best of sex You'll really have to strike hard with the loving and trusting angles of approach!
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>>14796480
Dragoon Adventures
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>>14796480
Hellhound competes with a Raiju over man.
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>>14796480
Human girl tries to willingly monsterize herself.
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Just had an amazing thought:
Baphomet gets thrown out of the sabbath, and given the worst curse imaginable: to grow up over time and become a Tall, amazonian, big breasted woman, that can never reduce the size of her breasts

>Find hot depressed homeless monstergirl drinking her sorrows away.
>Apparently is a goatgirl or sheepgirl. Perhaps a mutation?
>Give her lodging, help her get in her feet, get in relationship.
>She is so cute, but sex is... odd
>She has all these adult-sized schoolgirl outfits and such that she puts on and roleplays with in the bedroom, but she starts to break down into a sobbing mess halfway through.
>You have to start telling her that she is not an oversized ugly mess, and that she is the most beautiful girlfriend in the world while fucking her.
>She starts sobbing when she sees the childrens clothes section in stores.
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Am I the only one who get slightly annoyed at anons who ONLY post an image, and nothing else?
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>>14796512
That would be nice
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>>14796515
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>>14796480
paladin doing paladin things
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>>14796515
No, but you're all silly. Who cares if they do? It's possibly sharing new art, and even if they are taking up image spaces, it won't matter when the next thread comes around.
People take stuff too seriously around here.
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>>14796515
In general? No. On here because we're kinda desperate for images? Kinda.
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>>14796443
>underwater
>gravity doesnt work right
>facesitting is much harder to do
crying shame
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>>14796480
Alp has to deal with throwing her female pets out because they keep turning into cu siths and cait siths from her residual demonic energy. Eventually settles for a male dog that turns into a giant fuckoff demon dog because that's the best she can get.
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>>14796499
I'll do this.
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>>14796515
People have to force conversations about their waifu somehow, even if they don't have any idea on how to start one properly.
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>>14796512
Body dysmorphia is hot
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>>14796523
Jerico looks like a NERD
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>>14796480
A man and his slimegirl wife experience a malfunction in their spaceship's warp drive, and end up in a different universe entirely.
They have to help each other survive in a world where even the laws of physics themselves are alien.
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>>14796515
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>>14796480
A boy falls in love with a girl.
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>>14796480
Oni waifu accidentally snaps her husband's spine .
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>>14796512
Could be nice
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>MFW had the story idea for a yandere Dragon
>Literally had the voice of Smaug in my head the entire day
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>>14796480
Ballsucking
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>>14796554
What happens if he's unable to confess?
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>>14796580
Well he just FINDS A WAY
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What about a /fit/ Monster girl who's a chubby chaser?
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>>14796580
Love finds a way.
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>>14796585
I'd rather the reverse
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>>14796534
>underestimating the leg strength of an underwater being
>will never feel thighs that are arousingly stronger than their size suggests
>floating allows for facesitting, horizontally, vertically and everything between
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>>14796585
It's like Ojisan to marshmallow, monster girl edition.
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>>14796480
Younger brother discovering that his nee-san has monsterized. Tender loving may or may not ensue.
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>>14796480
How about you write because you enjoy it, not because you want to try and appease a bunch of autists on 4chan
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>>14796538
I thought you might like that. I found the thought rather inspiring myself, so I started drafting something. Have fun~! THEY will!
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>>14796489
A deconstruction of the monstergirl genre.
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>>14796623
>Fit guy that goes for chubby monster girls.
Thats me to a T
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>>14796458
In the alternate dimension where you commissioned it! Don't let your dreams be dreams. JUST DO IT! ...Do it for her.
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>>14796647
Would they admire you as you work out?
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>>14796585
I'd rather a chubby monster girl that goes after bishies
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>>14796464
>Wyvern
>Bully
Congratulations. You played yourself... But if you show some toughness, if you prove yourself, she'd be happy to let you mount her - a trusted rider and a lover.
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>>14796644
Uh-oh. I think my dick just became a lightning rod!
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>>14796543
Responsibility must be taken.
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>>14796664
Of course.

They'd probably sigh and snap pictures as I ran and lifted, sometimes throwing on some tight yoga pants and a too small tank top so they can sneak in and sit on a bike for better pictures.

I'd love nothing more than for the more solidly built girls to mutter and whisper whenever I took her home for the night
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>>14796592
Indeed.
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What is a derogatory term for a Raiju?
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>>14796771
Selfish lover.
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>>14796775
I meant something more along the lines of "weaselwench" or something.
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>>14796644
I want her, I want to make little shock puppies with her, I want to hold her hand!
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>>14796703
I hope you're prepared to roar like the thunder. No? Too bad for you.
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>>14796771
Ozone
Static Schlock
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>>14796780
Truth hurts more.
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>>14796783
>spoiler
If you want any hope of getting past those initial orgasmic strikes, you'd better. Of course, there are much more important uses to such a loving act!
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>>14796771
Limited Power
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>>14796771
Riaju
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>>14796771
duracell ripoff
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>>14796791
>>14796789
I'll just use static shlock then.
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>>14796771
Clewd 9
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>>14796771
Low energy
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>>14796805
Fuck it, I'll use a few of these.
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>>14796809
Raiju versus Kappa when?
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Please, do not bully the thunder beaver!
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>>14796837
>Thunder beaver
>Not Zapwolf
This is why we bully her
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>>14796840
You mean zapwoosel
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>>14796855
>Zapwoosel
I think the term is, "ZapFurret"
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>>14796824
Please, no. At least, not if she's using her real lightning.
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>>14796871
She won't need to, she'll roast that Kappa without it.

The kappa thinks she's a tough girl.
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>>14796771
Magneto muff
Farrett
Short

Short is probably the best because of the electrical connotations, multiple other meanings and has that nice single syllable that those kind of names usually do. Slope, Gook, Spook, Spade, Chink, Jap, Kraut, Kike etc.
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>>14796396
I want a qt spidercow gf for physical affection in this manner.
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>>14796884
You're gonna bite off more than you can chew anon, don't fall for propaganda.
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>>14796876
As long as this is all metaphorical.

Hellhounds are the generally aggressive ones. That's why I suggested a competition between the two over a man. I know who my bet is on!

Raiju are just highly sexually assertive. They might play very nicely with a Kappa cutie! Maybe even make her pond all nice and tingly. Now there's a thought: Raiju electrotherapy!
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>>14796884
>>14796898
You mean don't choke trying to stuff your mouth full of her delicious cooking. Don't have a heart attack from the adorable way she cooks either!
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>>14796901
Nah, the Raiju is a nimble navigator. She's make sure the Kappa was having a hard time tonight. She'd bully the kappa for being low energy, for not drawing crowds, and being 3%. Meanwhile the kappa would spill spaghetti, get her father to help her stand up to the Raiju bully, and then ask the human boy she's dating to "Please clap"

Kappas are natural bullying material to Raiju.
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>>14796837
But we're calling her names because we CAN'T bully her. Her presence is too strong and she's not part of Smug Squad, so she doesn't even have that vulnerability.
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Found your story sooner than you posted it in the new public pastes box at the left, kek.
http://pastebin.com/5j5JZLMa
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http://pastebin.com/5j5JZLMa
Apparently this didn't post the first time.
I don't really like this one, not sure why.

Thinking of doing something spin the bottle/truth or dare related with a holstaur.
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>>14796919
fuck
need for speed, huh?
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>>14796912
You've lost me, Anon. Do elaborate, do go on.
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>>14796920
I see you took the more aggressive approach to their battle. Interesting and entertaining.

But considering the ending, well... I guess I bet right. If the story had continued from there, judging by the way one had the other in their grasp, game over man. Game over... Or is that just the start of the fun? Probably.

In my story I've planned to haveBlitzbeast win the battle, but she ensures they all "win" the war. Electrifying and heartwarming bonding moments may or may not come sometime later... As well as Thunderpups.
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>>14796809
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>>14796909
Probably the best part about Monster Girls, is that each species would have it's own style of cooking and cuisine.

Elf Girls would serve things like Lembas Bread. Food that is almost perfect.
Onis would use alcohol in all of their cooking.
P'Orcs of course have P'Orc-style BBQ.
Mouse Girls would have recipes based on what food they can pilfer, mostly cheese dishes.
Slimes would have water.

And so on.
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>>14796962
>elves
>not baking cookies in a tree

You are dead to me
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>>14796898
t. Paladin
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>>14796970
Keebler Elf Girls are... Well... A bit odd.
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>>14796771
I want a Raiju to laugh at my tiny AAA battery.
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Another wife picture so soon.
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And a version with heavy chromatic abberation
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>>14796989
>no chrom

Not a Fire Emblem fan, eh? Where's the version with Chrom?>>14796992
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>>14796989
>>14796992
I can't see the difference
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>>14796997
One is basically more blurry with discolorations.
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>>14796989
>>14796992
Now that's what I call a feast for your eyes. The sense of motion is marvelous, especially considering that she is supposed to be standing still.
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>>14796997
Look at the outline of her left shoulder in both pictures to notice an example easily. You can see a lot more blue in there, like the effect for crappy 3D movies where you need those red and blue glasses.
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>>14796987
Artist...?
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>>14797004
>>14797018
I can barely see it. Like, it's there but it's subtle as all hell.
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>>14797031
Might I suggest some glasses my friend.
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Should I write a second part to Weresheep cashier?
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>>14797042
I'll gladly take the cute, bust mosquito girl out on a date. Then after we get to know one another, she can come back to my house and cuddle with me, how would she feel about that?
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>>14797047
fuck it, I'll write a second part to Weresheep cashier.
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>>14797031
Your monitor might need adjusting. Tab between the two, and the difference in blur and line aberration is quite distinct.
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>>14797042
I wonder if she'd be dominant considering female mosquitos suck blood but the men just get pollen.
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>>14796644
More adorable, affectionate brown Raijus!
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>Your slightly tsundere, easily embarrassed MGGF will never ask you to "take responsibility" despite the fact you fully intended to.
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>>14796997
>>14797031
Like>>14797004 said, its basically one is blurry and the other isn't.
>>14797062
Fucker needs to make porn but he's making too much money doing just this.
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>>14797042
I already wear glasses.

>>14797056
That's what I did to even see the difference at all. It's not that distinct, at least not looking over the image as a whole. It just becomes about 6% blurrier.
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>>14797062
Honestly, from someone who has yet to read the series or even watch it in order... that seems like a fair tradeoff for channeling the nature of such a powerful creature.
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>>14797067
Strict with the money-making, sweet with the love-making. Perfect.
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Wock update
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>>14797105
I am filled with anticipation.
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>>14797105
meh
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>>14797105
Would prefer to not have tentacle faces front and center, severely cramps the sexiness.
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>>14797105
This going to wock my world!
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ok, so i just saw this and it made my head hurt for a moment

http://exhentai.org/s/5793b454f9/906695-11

A slime in bondage makes no fucking sense

I highly doubt anyone good pull of a good story around this theme
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>>14797042
What happened to her still saddens me. The character had so much more potential.
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>>14797171
At least it was hilarious.
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>>14797171
>Had
>He hasn't seen muira's artworks of her working as a (i think) florist
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>>14797171
Didn't she just get the "Team Rockets blasting off again!" ending?
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How do you all feel about a yandere wight Death Knight?
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>>14797187
I find the idea pleasing.
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>>14797169
It could be played a couple of ways. She could either be subjecting herself to it out of love, or the ropes could be magical and disallow her to change form, or they could be made out of materials that affect her surface tension.

In any case, tying up your Slime waifu would be the ultimate in kinky for her as a being who's used to being able to change form at will!
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>>14797187
Pretty good.

How do you feel about an oppai loli valkryie that fights for justice?
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>>14797062
Is this from the actual Bleach manga? Is it a doujin? I need to know; for reasons.
Pet-play is my top fetish.
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>>14797051
>>14797059
>>14797171
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>>14797169
That's because you're not thinking creatively.
You want slime bondage? Freezing. Thickening agents. Full-body water proof restraints, especially if they're shaped and force her to take on ridiculous or sexy shapes and proportion. You could get a transparent plastic bodysuit so she can see everything you're doing to her, but is as helpless to stop you as a human without bones.
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>>14797196
>>14797210
well, thanks for some perspective, I now know how much of an unimaginative fuck I am.
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>>14797169
First thing that comes to mind is freezing her, but that might be harmful or impractical, in addition to not really being able to do anything with her.
I guess you could say that a frozen slime is frigid.
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>>14797187
Eucliwood "Eu, Yuu, Neckwear-Mancer" Hellscythe comes to mind...
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>>14797141
Anon, girls have motuhs for a reason.

If a girl has more than one mouth, you know what you have to do
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>>14797199
I find that idea equally pleasing.
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>>14797179
You give me hope, Anon. I thank you.
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http://pastebin.com/usRXWfXW
Wrote sequel to Weresheep cashier
Criticism welcome
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>>14796289
Come now, let's get along! [Spoiler]Now just to wait for artwork of Ryu with the rest of the Dragon family...[/spoiler]

Translation:
>"We honestly praise you for coming this far. However, don't think that defeating the three of us will be easy."
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>>14797206
Chapter 662, I believe.
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>>14797207
Still doesn't let me know if she wants to date and cuddle. Mosquitoes may be scary, but I'd be willing to give her a chance. Sh looks like she could use some company and hugs.
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>>14797256
>Messing up the spoiler
MockingCheshire's.jpg
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>>14797238
Then we are brothers now
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>>14797256
Indeed.
Also this thread needs to go faster.
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>>14797256
Thank you for going to the trouble of censoring that, anon. Also,
>Defeating three Dragons
>Implying I'm here for the gold
>Implying my entire plan wasn't to be cornered and milked dry by a horde of busty dragons
How is a Wurm able to do that 'bend over and spread' pose?
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>>14797247
You need to write about Charon, put all those puns to good use.
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>>14797275
Once it hits the bump limit we'll start to descend. Pretty quickly too if records are correct
But for now, just sit back, relax, have a slice of pizza, play some video games, and overall have a good time
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>>14797256
No, I came here to ask out a cute Ryu on a date and she's not here. where is she? I better not be getting lied to, or else I'm going to be in quite the sad mood.
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>>14797288
Who's that?
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>>14797270
I want a fat cat Cheshire to laugh at me only for me to give her paunch a jiggle as I return fire
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>>14797300
Just a cold body.
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>>14797199
Sounds pretty good to me.
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>>14797299
>Going deep into a Dragon's mountain hoard to find a Ryu
Anon, you dun goofed something bad. She's right down the road at her shrine. She puts up fliers all over the place with the address on it.
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>>14797223
Nah mate, she's more like a kuudere loli lich with anti-magic armour.
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>>14797300
The pun-laden boatman of the Styx? Probably one of the few not-entirely hated OC made up by these threads? How new are you?
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>>14797320
Then get ready for her to save you and the day!
Rewards are not necessary but are accepted in headpats
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>>14797321
I want to climb up to her shrine, only to go "Whoops, I thought this was the shrine with the Fox Girls, sorry." Then climb back down.
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>>14797328
About a week.
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>>14797343
Kill uself desu.
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>>14797347
Ooookay then...

This is Charon. She works horribly long hours for a boss that treats her like dirt, Cracks lame puns to try and hide that she's emotionally dead from working with people who are literally dead all day, and people like to mess with her braid a lot.

She also may or may not have been raped by a hobo once.
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>>14797321
Call me old fashioned, but I'd love to visit her on a holiday with a bottle of champagne and a donation for the shrine to keep her company, and get to know her.
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>>14797321
Well, I apologize to her as someone was mean and tore up her fliers preventing me from know that. Tell her I'll come visit her in a couple of hours, I wish to apologize to her in person. Will she be happy to see me and forgive me for my goofing up?
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>>14797360
Just 'a' hobo?
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>>14797360
Poor girl.
That is a nice hair braid though.
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>>14797360
>>14797378
No hobos are involved in Charon's life except the ones she ferries to the afterlife.
They're the best company she gets since they actually like her puns.
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>>14797360
Poor girl. I feel obligated to write something about her, then.
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>>14797359
I can't really blame him though. I mean, if I mistook her shrine for a fox one, I'd probably do the same.
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>>14797385
>>14797360

Quick question, does she have any personality quirks I should be aware of? Does she stutter? Is the hair braid sensitive? Etc.
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I just want to pull on Charon's braid while I have intercourse with her!
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>>14797399
As do we all.
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>>14797394
>Does she stutter?
Probably not. Though DoIlooklikeawritefags interpretation of her presented her as a race of monstergirls with southern accents, or at least the specific Charon shown in the story had one.
>Is the hair braid sensitive?
No reason why it shouldn't be.
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>>14797385
>>14797394
I don't think you should write about a character you literally just heard about.
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>>14797411
It was specifically just that Charon in his story, even mentions that other Charons are probably different.
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>>14797420
Shame we never saw the other Charons.

Also if Charon was a race, would she be an Undead of some variety?
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>>14797418
I'll just make her ferry the reader over a river of puns.
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>>14797394
She's gloomy with a sense of humour, and takes a twisted joy in seeing her puns cause discomfort in others.
Besides, that, not really.
She does seem awfully tired, though. Who knows how many thousands of years she's been going back and forth across the same Underworld river, listening to billions upon billions of sob stories and pleas to be taken back to the realm of the living.
Maybe terrible jokes are how she copes.
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>>14797426
I always just chalked her up as some sort of lesser deity that there was only one of.
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>>14797360
>She also may or may not have been raped by a hobo once.
You know how everyone has that one thread meme they complain about as "the worst"

This is it. The worst meme of them all.
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>>14797426
I don't know if it was ever established if Charon was a race or an individual.
If she was part of a race though, they'd be more a race of spirits, kind of like angels.
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>>14797436
It's tied for me with alps.
The "cum crusted hair braid" shit was pretty awful though. I'd expect someone on the level of Bob to come up with that, but I don't think even he would force it in the thread as often as it was.

Sometimes this place just wears your patience thin.
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>Meanwhile in MGC...






Meanwhile at the Hall of Rape.
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>>14797460
Disgusting.
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>>14797454
Alps are worse just from their overwhelming prevalence. There's usually less than one Charon hobo joke per month.
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>>14797454
The guy who "established" the Charon hobo rape also wrote THAT Oomukade greentext, along with forcing bonnet-tipper Lizardman.
Fuck him, even if he also wrote that one cutesy Hellhound greentext.
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>>14797206
Latest chapter

>tfw no catgirl to drool on your lap
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>>14797454
A good rule of thumb is to just blame everything on small number of alleged shitposters. It helps keep you sane.
>>
I'm fairly conflicted to say this taking into account the recent animosity with YBA or whatever it must be, but I've just finished Graystorm I've picked after that discussion a few days ago and that was very good.
So just a quick question - do his other stories expand in the same setting?
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>>14797473
I'm looking at that picture and noticing that her 'outfit' has those 'made up of spirit energy' fire tips on it. Is she going to be naked once that power-up ends?
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>>14797493
You know the Dragoon in Graystorm? They were the antagonists in the story that's also his namesake, Yellow Bird Adventures.
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>>14797270
Truly it is a maddening thing when a mere capital letter can foil you so! Smug cat, huh? Okay.gif Still love 'em though.

>>14797276
The bend is easy - you'll never find a more flexible dragon-kind! As for the spread, well, that's artistic license. It really is interesting how some draw lamia-esque beings with partial legs and some without.
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>>14797493
Graystorm, Yellow Bird, Vengeance and Meat and Metal are all the same universe.

Ignore that one guy talking about shill crap anyway. You really think anyone would need to shill a story that has like twenty thousand views? Compare that to Graystorm which is overlooked all the time.
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>>14797496
Probably but at the next page bad guy got ultra powered up and knocked her out anyway
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>>14797461
Bitter truth about MGC being shit finally hit you I see.

...Well you know barring the Beach. Best in the whole world man.

In the whole fucking world baby.
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>>14797511
Does he actually have a plan to every finish yellow bird? It's been just sitting there for forever
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>>14797364
>>14797368
Ryuus are rather loving, so it'd probably go a little something like this:
>There she is: the Ryuu of the shrine. Her usually humble posture betrayed by her eyes whet with anticipation...
>Staring right at him.
>Anon, at first drawn like a moth to the flame, hesitates and turns back to face the smuggest smile there ever was coming from his friend down the stairs
>"Goodness. If she's that needy she can get one hug..." he mutters before turning back to face the Ryuu with open arms
>A heavenly hug later and the walk up to the shrine seemed to never have happened, the fatigue and flustered feeling having lifted like an early morning mist
>Taking a deep and fragrant breath, he at last raises his head from her bosom, looking confidently into her hopeful eyes
>She smiles before breaking the hug completely and you feel compelled to tug on her robes, as she moves with maidenly grace to the nearest shrine house
>"Anon..." she says, savoring her first time saying your name, "today the shrine is a little lonely, a little colder. Would you care to join me inside?"
>Today was a good day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsVvXEz-qs


I didn't mess up the spoiler this time! :D
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>>14797529
It was a CYOA. It died when they killed CYOA's back on /a/.
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>>14797526
Man, she's gorgeous, and I wanna play with those ears, but those teeth scare me.
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>>14797526
I knew it would be that damn picture.
The beach is pretty good though.
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>>14797343
>>14797390
Clearly some'non didn't realize that they were in Zipangu. Got a little too smashed with the Satyros last night?
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>>14797502
>>14797511
Noted, thank you.
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>>14797532
You used an emoticon in its stead.
>>14797533
Not him, but I actually found Yellow Bird pretty engaging.
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>>14797533
I'm aware, but I was hoping that he planned to finish the story, CYOA or not. Unfinished stories drive me insane.
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>>14797105
Bless you, Loen and your penchant for plump thighs.
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>>14797537
I can live with the teeth. Nothing like a bit of terror mixed in with a blowjob. I'm more annoyed that her paws got so scaled down.
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>>14797324
True. I should've said she was the closest existing character I could think of. I was just basing it off of the whole undead raising and Knight aspects. So... about commissioning or writing a little something based on your idea?
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>>14797537
Don't be a pansy anon.

>>14797538
Think of it Batm-- anon a beach made of depravity yet revolves around not getting caught by the smoking hot Paladin lifegirls.

Would be real subtle. Would be real fucking neato.
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>>14796025
>>14797105
Miiafag, you're awesome for this, same with Loen! Really looking forward to seeing how this'll come out!
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>>14797551
Whoah man scale those hands down like 4 notches.
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>>14797532
But the Yaoi ending is confirmed Anon-san
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>>14797460
He tried to resist. He tried.
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>>14797532
Sure I'll join her inside. I had a lot of fun with her and she seems like a nice girl. What does she want to do inside by the way, make a delicious homemade meal?
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>>14797562
Better?
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>>14797460
Hot.
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>>14797544
We're allowed one once every couple of threads. Although I won't deny I did that knowing what could come.
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>>14797591
I want to make Yao a mommy!
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>>14797564
>implying friend isn't female
Really, as if someone this hesitant to approach who is essentially a goddess in Zipangu, could be urged on by anything other than a woman's intuition.
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>>14797616
Hyouka you dolt!
Divine Androgyny is a powerful thing. Ever wonder why Alps are so popular here, all meming aside.
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>>14797630
Because of shitposting.
Alps are one half meme, one half shitpost.
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>>14797580
Well, seeing her in her casual state for one thing. For another, getting to know each other through sharing a good book. Of course, no one at a place as hospitable as a shrine would think anything other than to cook a good meal for their guest. Doubly so if that one is someone whom they reciprocate affection for. Naturally as the day goes on you'll snuggle up to each other, but worry not! she's very careful about her special scale. Ryuus are refined, but humble beings, after all.
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>>14797460
This is actually depicting an MG sending a picture of a boy to the human girl, who likes him, after she got done raping him
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>>14797630
This >>14797636
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>>14797643
Oh, so nothing wrong.
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>>14797643
They messed with the wrong human then. Sayaka eats witches and other monster bitches for breakfast.
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I'm going to marry a sumo harpy.
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>>14797641
Well of course I reciprocate my affections to her, for she has given me such great hospitality. Plus, I love to read after a good meal, helps you to greatly relax, especially when you have someone to snuggle. i love her humble and friendly nature, also what her favorite kind of books and what's the wonderful book where so happily reading together?
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>>14797630
Shh, no more Alps. Only Ryuus now.

Translation:
>"I'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman."
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>>14797682
She already let the boy she liked get stolen from her.
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>>14797704
Still best girl.
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>>14797686
You certainly are depraved anon.
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>>14797708
But she can't even keep a man.
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>>14797709
I'm going to massage her wings and feed her treats before matches!
I'll be sure to make her extra happy to make up for the fact that she can't fly.
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>>14797682
Too bad she can't unrape him.
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>>14797709
I want a big soft monster girl\

I want my waifu to have MILF proportions
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>>14797726
What about a baphomilf?
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I tried.

http://pastebin.com/U5bGNX8S
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>>14797733
Such a thing exist, a non-loli Baphomet, tell me more about her? Does she really have milf proportions?
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>>14797709
WHAT are THOSE?
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>>14797733
Does she have a slight pudge, accompanied by thick thighs, wide hips, and soft breasts?

It's almost the anti-thesis of the sabbath.
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>>14797746
it was a decent attempt
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>>14797763
Tits?
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>>14797733
>>14797756
Hold on now, MILF is a status, not a bodytype.

The word you're looking for is "voluptuous".
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>>14797756
Utterly mindbroken by the forced growth. There is nothing you can do to convince her that she is not your blood related older sister, and she's very yandere.
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>>14797726
>milf
>proportions

I get what you mean, but you're still misusing the word.
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>>14797763
They appear to be Penguins...
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>>14797770
Meh.
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>>14797756
>>14797764
>>14797769

Yes.

The height would vary but their hips would be wide, their bottoms soft, and thighs thick to prove that they are mothers, a little bit of pudge around the middle marking that they haven't worked off all they had from the kids while their soft, heavy breasts prove that they once held milk for their children.

Sweaters would be mandatory.
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Which monster girl would have a really messy room?
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>>14797733
Not him, but I don't care as long as the ass and things are nice and cushy, the flat chest can stay.
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>>14797782
A Kikimora.
Because she's secretly a dirty girl.
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>>14797782
Wurm-chan, of course.
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>>14797781
This please me greatly, also sweaters are always a great choice for any kind of monster girl.
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>>14797782
Devil bug, Skeleton, Zombie, Matango, vanilla Slime, any of the mindless/nearly mindless ones.
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>>14797782
Devil bug, Beezlebub, Oomukade, Zombie.
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I find the lack of tanuki in this thread disappointing
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>>14797782
An alp, especially on her bed where all the stains are.
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>>14797803
I hate them.
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>>14797803
I don't trust them. I'll take nice, cute fox over a tanuki any day.
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>>14797803
>human ears
>no bushy tail
She's a phony! A big, fat PHONY!
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>>14797830
Did you not notcie the leaf? the eyes?

She was in a Disguise!

You have been rused!
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>>14797838
Bull. Any tanuki worth her shekels would proudly display her tail and ears. That big, bushy... huggable... Mmmm.
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>>14797851
Don't fall for it you slut.
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>>14797851
That just what they want you to think! Your already under their control!
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>>14797851
We need more tanuki stories
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>>14796314
>>14796301
>>14796391

Yeah, I genuinely like Haohi as a character. I was particularly devastated to learn that none of the stories I wrote of her were canon.

They are in my head

Anyway, here is a sneak peek of a former side-character that'll come out in the future.

Kudos to whoever knows who it is.
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>>14797868

Forgot the pic
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>>14797868
Ah yes, the pixel. What an interesting character
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>>14797851
Also fluffy.
>>14797864
Agreed.
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>New intern hired at a big law firm
>Sees a bushy tail, can't help himself
>Starts stroking it
>Everyone is petrified because he's doing it to the woman who founded and runs the firm
>The woman known for being the hardass to end all hardasses
>Their fear is replaced by shock when they see that she's ahegaoing
>As soon as he stops she whirls around, grabs him by the collar and drags him into her office
>She shuts the blinds, locks the door and turns off the lights
>For the rest of the day, no one can get any work done because of all the noise
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>>14797855
>>14797859
It's too late for me. I have already been seduced. Seduced by the bush-tail
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>>14797872
She's rockin' that shoulder deformity.
Also let me guess since you're very predictable, will she get fucked by a guy who totally isn't your self-insert or will it be the Bob-tier bestiality garbage you also put out.
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>>14797828
Good taste. Fox girls are the best.
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>>14797872
Got that uncensored, famalam?
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Final wock sketch though she'll have a more smug face.

Loen said it'll be done in a few days hopefully
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>>14797882
Do you want spend your life in a haze of tail brushing and loveless sex with strange faceless tanukis?
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>>14797898
Anon, you almost sound like your giddy with anticipation
Good things come to those who wait. Your present will be fine
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>>14797898
She looks like she's ready to rip that shirt off.
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>>14797879
Lucky bastard.
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>>14797898
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>>14797906
>Anon, you almost sound like your giddy with anticipation

I am
I like giving gifts, and WockFag has already given some to me.
And loen is my favorite drawfag hands down, I love his art and he gave me my first daki for free, and then after trying to still pay him for a year he just told me to use the money to make my pit even bigger.
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>>14797898
>>14797934
personally, i think the open mouth is better
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>>14797934
She's scary.
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>>14797868
>>14797872
Let me guess, she's got a pseudo or a real dick?
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>>14797936
I admire your dedication. But you must be patient.
Breathe, my friend. Think of how you'll give your present. Think of how happy your Wockbro would be
You must have patience. Good things come to those who wait
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Tell me anon, what would your reaction be if this fine upstanding spider pussy tasked you with removing her pants.
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>>14797905
>Tail-brushing
You say this like it's a bad thing. If I get good enough, I'm sure I could snag a nice girl who's willing to be my sugar mama in exchange for becoming her personal groomer/fuck-toy.
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>>14797984
no, i do not like flesh legs on spider
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>>14797984
Can't she do it herself? Hoe do I have to do it, out of all people?
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>>14797984
Why should I do it? Why does she need me to? Why should I trust her? Can I trust her?
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>>14797984
>Human torso is extremely far away from the spider abdomen.
>human eyes.
>spider eyes completely over the human hair.
Absolutely silly. And how the hell does you put those pants on?
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>>14797691
See now, she called it a book, however, it is a journal. A journal of every time she noticed you admiring her at the shrine. Of every time you reached out, whether with your presence, a drawing near to her or just a good deed that went unnoticed by others.

All of that, along with every action she wanted to take to thank you. To recognize you. To let you know that she was not above you... and failed. Yes, an apology bound by the colour of love. But today, today she endeavors to turn it into a letter of love.

Taking your delicate, shaking hand in her own, powerful but similarly trembling... your strength together is enough to pen the first words of a new chapter in your lives. At first, she guides you, saying through words what she has longed to with her voice.

Little by little, her intentions are made manifest. Little by little, you learn to guide her hand and express your own sentiments. Yes... Feelings once lost to the wind, his. Feelings once lost upon paper, hers. A letter of love, true... now belongs to two.

>Ara~! It would seem your time together has ushered in a change.
>Body - blue as the waters she commands.
>Hair - red as the love finally that's at last in her hands.
>Curious.
>Normally such a change would only come during the "ritual of rain-calling", her body imbued with vast spiritual energy.
>Ah... could it be that the love in her heart is energy enough... the tears in her eyes the blessing of "rain"...?
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>>14797984
Looks like a job for the Jaws of Life, if you ask me.
I don't see a method of getting those off in one piece.
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>>14797894
>>14797958
>>14797888

http://imgur.com/dX1OGCO

Smooth as silk.

Also, I don't believe I've ever written a self-insert character, as most are either A) nameless and B) display no inherit traits or qualities; this isn't done to self insert myself, but to self-insert the reader. The ones that don't fit this criteria have all got their own little quirks and stories and what not, or are experiments in writing style (journalistic, 3rd versus 1st person, etc etc)

And the bestiality thing was a joke gift for Kit.
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>>14797986
Look at it this way. Any hopes and dreams you had of living your own life are gone. You're now shackled to some wrinkly old raccoon who makes you go through the complex process of brushing and caring for her tail and uses your body however she pleases. Is it really worth the money?
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>>14798012
I know a pretty kitty. Now make that two.
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>>14798001
>Human torso is extremely far away from the spider abdomen.
She simply has cephalothorax, that's how the artist must be canonning his/her spiders.
>human eyes.
Once again, artist perception. Don't see how it's blasphemous for something like a human-spider hybrid idea to begin with.
>spider eyes completely over the human hair.
They're clearly on her forehead, just covered by the fringe.
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>>14798015
>Sex
>Plenty of money
>Pampering a cute girl
Where is the issue here?
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>>14797984
Oh! It took my a minute but I'm guessing since she made them there is a thread somewhere that you pull on and the whole thing comes apart. Guess I won't need that 5lb tub of butter after all.
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>>14797984
Ever tried to take off a girl's skinny jeans? Shit is impossible. Even they have trouble taking it off/on.
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>>14798006
like wise am blessed by her presence and am humbled by her love for me. I accept her love with great happiness and joy, joy that she doesn't have to hide her true feelings for no more.I didn't need a reward for the deeds I have done, but I'm happy she thanked me for them and reciprocate her feeling for me. I hold her close and tight, letting her next to my love filled heart, as I help wipe the tears from her face. I tell her that I feel the same way towards her and flattered by all the things she has to say about me and her feelings in general.
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>>14798006
These color alts would look great on different members of that monstergirls respective species.
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>>14797984
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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I want a giant ant to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her productivity to suffer for it!
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>>14798055
Are you writing a story? Is this going somewhere or is it just aimless memeing? Will we be able to trace back every tiny penis post, and have a story emerge?
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>>14798048
I fully agree with good sir. I love the original Ryu's green and purple, but the blue and red color scheme also looks great. Though in my opinion, blue and red almost always look great together.
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>>14798048
The only shared recolours I've found between the dragon-kind were these:
>>14796363
>>14796478
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>>14798044
You're a good man, Anon. Have a song worthy of your resolve (with a perspective as sky-high as your dear Ryuu can fly!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZB_rGFyeU
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>>14798077
Am I the only one who thinks the recolored Wyvern looks a lot like Rodan?
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>>14798077
Guy should make a folder or album of the ones he made.
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>>14797715
She doesn't need a man when she's got a deeper understanding of the universe than any other character in Madoka. She could have any many after she defeats Homura in the next movie but she's too in sync with the whole of existence for that too.
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I want to see this. Where should I go?
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>>14798015
Anon please. You have to understand that us mofu addicts were not forced into this life, we chose it ourselves with a full understanding of all it would entail.
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>>14798096
It is quite the pleasant semblance, now that you mention it!
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>>14798028
There is an issue here. Just think of having to come in everyday and looking that beady eyed merchant in the face as she expectantly waves that huge unwieldy tail at you. Then you would have to bring out all the brushes, and the shampoos, and the conditioners, and the scissors and towels and get to work. A tail that big would take a long time to take care of, as she rubs it against you and huffs if you mess something up.

Even if you finish that to her satisfaction, she would still want more out of you. That lusty old tanuki would force you to do all sorts of things. She could make you crawl under her desk and make you stay there until you taste her for the rest of the day, or bend over the desk and have you pound away as she does work on the computer, or even bring you home with her. But you wouldn't care would you? A long as you get that paycheck she can do whatever she wants.
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>>14798110
Pester a drawfag here and see if they'll take it, or maybe try your luck over on one of the drawthreads on /e/ or /h/. Those can take a while, but they'll usually deliver if you get someone's interest.
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>>14798103
Well, now that you say that... http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#25
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>>14798126
>here
It's hard to spot, but who knows. I've heard about /e/ and /h/, that they're mostly dead? Might give one a shot sometime.
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>>14798074
Damn straight it does.
>>14798128
Bless you.
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>>14798124
I think you misunderstand me, anon. I want to get so good at tail grooming that she has no choice but to take me home with her. Not calling me up and making me come to her office as her boy toy, but becoming her husband purely for my skills with a brush.

Though if your situation was what happened, I wouldn't be opposed.
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http://pastebin.com/SixZteKC
Unhygienic hakutaku.
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>>14798130
Well it would have been easier in the past, but for some reason we keep chasing away all our drawfags and writefags.
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>>14798120
i mean it makes sense, both are fast flying creature who move through the air with grace. Now I want to fly with Rodan-chan and have give winged cuddles.
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>be playing video games in the middle of the night
>hear a thunk on the front door
>what the fuck
>cautiously open the front door, only to find nothing there
>about to close it when you suddenly notice a small bat splayed out on the door mat, twitching
>oh shit
>must have flown into your door
>it's ears are twitching so its alive
>take it inside and proceed to care for it, resolving to take it to the vet first thing in the morning
>wrap it up in a blanket like a burrito to prevent it from flying around just in case
>put it in a shoe box and decide to go to bed; not much you can do now
>wake up mid day and prepare to go to the vet
>step out of your bedroom to find the shoe box utterly destroyed
>instead, you find a blonde woman in an elaborate looking Victorian get up, complete with a deep satin red cape, in its place
>even curled up in her cape and nibbling on her thumb in her sleep, she has a certain un-earthly beauty to her
>wat do
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>>14798128
You should try to make some Undead color alts for the non-Undead girls.
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>>14798158
Why the fuck
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>>14798158
Gee, I can't imagine why... I'm not saying that there aren't autists among them, but the general attitude towards the drawfags and writefags is pretty toxic.
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>>14798169
Call the police. This bitch crushed Mr. Snuffles.
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>>14798128
those are some nice recolors
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>>14798190
is there a 'crystal ryu'
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>>14796771
Shock-tart
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>>14798174
I suppose I could try, but I'm not the owner of the album. The credit for these goes to... others. Maybe it is just one person though.
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>>14798119
I won't let you ruin your lives for something like mofu.

>>14798156
That's even worse. Now her control on her life is complete and there's no escape. You know she's even going to get knocked up so you have to rise the kids, right? That crafty little bushtail has you cornered.
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>>14798197
Oh, where did you collect them from?
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>>14798195
Sounds more like an affectionate name for a wonderful Raiju waifu... who you'll surely be eating out a lot.
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>>14798205
From the album. The album that isn't mine. So I can't exactly add any new ones I find to it, at least, I don't think I can. I suppose I could make my own album though. Hmm...
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>>14798089
I agree, it's a worthy song indeed and with our love we can see experience things together. As she flies through the skies with me, we marvel at amazing sights neither of us have seen before. Her perspective enhanced even more by me being their and my resolve making it so our love is just that much stronger. We're both are so happy the other feel the same way we do about them and up in the sky, we sit there holding each other close as a light rain forms in the clouds below us.
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>>14798169
Call Peter Cushing for help.
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>Monstergirls who train monsters
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>>14798204
Just try and stop me. I will have a fluffy fox waifu, even if it's the last thing I do!
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So ah... I'm not all the way dead.

There's this, part 1 of it anyway. Parts 2-? to come later.
http://pastebin.com/ErsbyAQB

I know it's not everybody's thing, so feel free to call me a faggot/tell me to kill myself/whatever.
Please don't hurt me.
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>>14798216
That's a dudes Abyssal OC. That, and Abyssals like Battleship ride around on a bio-organic weapons platform.
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>>14798169
Sneak up to her with and blaze Holland, 1945 in her ear with a handheld speaker.
If she shrieks, she is a bat and should be treated appropriately. If she does nothing she should be burned for having bad taste in music.
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>>14798157
>ten stories in a couple of days
Fuck, calm down man. I think this is a record and you'll burn out in less than a week.
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>>14798223
>this is what the Jubjubs first actual story involves
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>>14798204
I'll be a great dad! I'll raise them right, make sure they eat properly, keep away boys with bad intentions, and give them all tail brushings. And in exchange I get even more bush-tails to get buried in, along with all the coon poon I want.

Really bad at this dissuasion thing, aren't you?
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>>14798228
Indeed it is and indeed she does. I just loved the text that reads "You've gotten so big!" at the bottom.

Additionally, she's practically a pale, powerful, and fashion-saavy Neried!
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>>14798223
Meh, it's not the weirdest thing you've done imo.

>>14798234
I think Bollocks did one before this if it makes you feel any better
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>>14797042
>Honey-bugs
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>>14798243
>I think Bollocks did one before this if it makes you feel any better
Then he deleted it like the cider guzzler he is.
Fucker could've at least expanded and proofread it.
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>>14798223
>diapers
No. Just no.
I also can't wait for that one idiot to call me a /d/ fag for disliking a /d/ story.
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>>14798238
Sure you might try to be a good dad and get all the tails you can hope for, but your wife is still using you. You help around the house, take care for her tail, and fuck her. That's why she married you. You're useful to her. She never loved you.
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>>14798260
Those are the perfect proportions for a big girl.
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>>14798260
Deep sea darlings
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>>14798264
For you.
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>>14798260
Actually finally read enough of OPM to get that joke. Assuming that it's appyling MGE logic to the ensuing fight, Mumen Rider's gonna need a new pelvis.
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>>14798251
>Those abs
My dick has never been so hard
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>>14798270
Bugs be strong man.
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>>14798223
You should know better. Yet you've fallen into the same trap as dumbass writefags before you. "Golly gee wilikers. People like my normal stuff. I should get comfortable and go full /d/. I'm sure nobody will hold it against me."
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>>14798266
Where's the hole to stick it in? Unless anon did a really nice censoring job to color it in, she looks like she's sompletely smooth down there.
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>>14798256
>>14798277
>I'm sure nobody will hold it against me.
I'm not sure of that at all anon, I know people will hate me for just about anything. People seemed interested before, so I bit the bullet. Or the bait, I don't know. Either way, it'll be a long time before the second part, which I'm still doubtful of posting/even writing.
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>>14797746
Now, the sequel. It will take a a deeper look into her life and perhaps a secret service she runs in her downtime - after all people aren't dying on some days as they are on others. It's name: 'Keep Calm and Char-on'
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>>14798279
Indeed, the original artist censored it quite tastefully. Otherwise I would've taken to it myself. Censoring it, that is!
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>>14798302
>People seemed interested before
Bullshit. Don't play that that card when you know it's a lie. Makes you sound like Bob in the olden days.
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>>14798260
>"I-I'm supposed to be evil, right?"
>"But he's so cute, I don't really wanna hit him."
Also what do you even call that move where you link your hands and swing them down like a hammer?
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>>14798302
>>14798321
I wouldn't give a fuck m8. If you enjoyed writing it you don't have to justify that shit to anyone. We aren't a publisher or the Times.
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>>14798306
>spoiler

that is a brilliant title
But i wouldn't know what to write for her downtime
She probably just watches drake and josh reruns
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>>14798306
>still writing stories after this writing a crazy amount in two days
You're either the most dedicated writefag we've ever had or you're a lunatic.
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>>14798325
>what do you even call that move where you link your hands and swing them down like a hammer
THE DOUBLE DEUCE
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>>14798334
I am both
And I am moist.
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>>14798321
It's kind of funny because he is essentially bob now, only some anons will defend him anyway.
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>>14798321
I mean, I definitely remember at least one or two anons who said it might be fine, but that was a long time ago.

>>14798328
I sort of feel like I have to justify posting it here, but eh. I should probably just close the thread and go to sleep now.
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>>14798328
You publish at a venue where people might actually want it. And that ain't here for that sort of thing. Even the TFT people figured that out after awhile.
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>>14798223
>Ctrl F
>Diaper
>14 results
Waiting for the classic George Martin lines.
>"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew".
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>>14798359
>Dawn found her squatting in the grass

Why do you have to make me remember this shit? I thought I had forgotten.
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>>14798355
It's not publishing, it's just posting. I'd rather see a thousand stories with /d/ level fetishes than another dozen
>I can't write guys boo hoo
posts.

>>14798359
>>14798364
Hi /lit/. How's the 1100 page DFWesque Monster Girl novel coming along?
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>>14798359
How many times must I say that scat is nasty and I'd never even be able to write about it? Anon please.
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>>14798372
>I'd rather see a thousand stories with /d/ level fetishes
Well, looking at all the responses, you're the only one. Maybe that should tell you something.
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>>14798325
Fastball Special.
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>>14798372
>/d/ stories are generally hated here and most people here know it
>quicksilver does one and some guys start defending it
Really now.
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>>14798223
It seems like this could be really cute or really bad. I'm going to withhold judgement till you've written more.
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>>14798392
There's always been "post whatever you want and fuck everyone else" outliers. Same kind of people used to say "bob a good boy, he dindu nuffin". Probably still would if he was relevant at all.
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>>14798223
What the fuck were you thinking?
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>>14798392
Quicksilver's been a meme for a while now because he writes stories about having sex with literal children.
He's just far less vocal than people like Bob was, so he draws less fire.
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>>14798330
I was thinking she could run a service on the surface world called: Charon's Catharsis. The jist of it is that she basically uses the life experience she's gathered from the people she ferries across the river Styx, to help people who need to "get away from it all", in combination with her unparalleled ability to give a relaxing, scenic boat tour! I think it lends itself to both short and long instances of inspiration. Since it's more or less episodic, you could just play with it when you have the motivation.

>>14798334
Oh, I'm not him. I was just suggesting a name and a premise for potential continuation to his pun-tacular Charon adventures.
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>>14798223
I thought it was decent, good in some places even. As long as it doesn't involve piss or shit then I look forward to more.
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>>14798432
The Game of Thrones quotes a minute ago just made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrBB1FTb5VY
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Goodnight Anons,

Do take care and do not burn down the thread - whether Alps accost you, /d/ disgusts you or there's no love for your waifu. Instead, be as a snugglebug (or be with one), take your leave and recharge with some well-deserved rest.

Can't fall asleep? Then I've a suggestion for you: read this tale of differences overcome between two - http://pastebin.com/X8JTQSR2 I recently enjoyed it, I hope that you do. Oh! And last but not least, a little something to bring the tale to life: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2039456
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>>14798432
Where do you think you are?
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>>14798449
Jesus christ man, that's a giant clit.
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>>14798432
>whining about lolicons
>on 4chan
Ignorant or newfag? I never can tell.
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>>14798463
Not him but Quicksilver is a full blown toddlercon.
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>>14798449
What kind snuggle bugs are there, as I love cuddling and want to know if their are any who would like to date me?
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>>14798472
Nanashi a best. She has her own folder, 104 images and counting
I still think she should have paws, but fuck it, I'm not the artist.
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>>14798449
But I want the alps to accost me though. Especially if they're going to tell me to help them grow their mosquito bite titties out by fondling them.
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>>14798442
What kind of life experiences has Charon accumulated?
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>>14798469
And? As long as he doesn't touch actual kids who the hell cares? Why am I even arguing this on here of all places?
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>>14798449
>think the image refers to the link
>get hyped over a new Mantis content, by Penywise at that
>ctrl+f Mantis
>no results
Ah.
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>>14798306

http://imgur.com/EqeAFho
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>>14798491
Maybe because there's a difference between people regular lolis and four year olds in diapers? Every fetish is harmless if you don't act on it. But nobody wants to see that shit here.
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>>14798504
>page 4
>almost half the images are gone
Shit son, chill.
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>>14798449
No matter what happens, I'll always have mice.
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>>14798509
This.
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>>14798508
>four year olds in diapers
Now I know you're a shitposter, quicksilver hasn't ever written anything like that. I don't even like the guy, I just think you're being a fucking retard.
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>>14798498
That was excellent.
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>>14798498
That's really cute, Charon has both a nice body and a cute face. Also, I want to cuddle with her and have her fall asleep in my chest after that very cuddle session, a smile of pure joy on her face.
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>>14798223
That's one way to deal with the constant torrent of jub jub juices.

Besides her peculiar solution to leaving snail trails everywhere Amy seems diabetes inducingly sweet and I find myself looking forward to more.
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>>14798508
Damn dude, does he really trigger you that much?
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>>14798519
>implying he doesn't have that fetish
>implying he's not feeling out how far he can go

He's written five year olds and diapers and obviously likes both. It's not a stretch at all.
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>>14798498
I want to do things to that ferrywoman. Like make her wear and pose in a wide variety of lingerie.
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>>14798530
It's all speculation guy, we can't read his mind. This discussion isn't going anywhere, it's time for a nap.
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>>14798509
No chill nerd, tis the weekend
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>>14798530
While you're flexing your mind reading powers, can you guess the number I'm thinking?
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>>14798538
>It's all speculation guy, we can't read his mind.
You mean except when he got drunk and posted a laundry list of all the /d/ stuff he loves but hasn't written for here. How do you think people knew about the diaper stuff before now? Hey. Want to know another few? Catheters, sounding and watersports.
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>>14798544
Not that guy but it's 69.
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>>14798557
Nah, it was 44.
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>>14798490
You know, it doesn't take much thinking to realize that she's probably seen quite a bit. She may be very worldly, but not really because she travels a lot, but because she must see quite a few different people, being the ferryman of the dead and all. Some must talk about their lives.

Smiling old men and women saying they came to find their wife, who peacefully get on the boat and tell lovely stories about the good old days.

Some spry looking individuals happy to have finally left behind sick bodies, their only regret being that they felt they really didn't properly express how much they appreciated all the help and care they got.

Tons of men in green clothes and helmets, carrying guns and in various states of emotion. Some jeering and slapping each other on the back, telling raunchy and mischievous stories, some consoling each other and helping the others come to terms, some speaking on how they want to go back, just one more time, just to say goodbye. They always stick together, though, brothers to the very end.

Can't forget about the young ones, always a sad sight, never quite grasping what happened. Usually, they call for their parents, but Charon's a good girl, she leads them right along to where they need to be, across the river.

But some are more painful than the rest to remember.

A young woman, burned and battered, shortly followed by a horrified man in torn clothes and covered in blood. He carries a bottle and a broken steering wheel. The woman is catatonic, speaking on how she was taken much too soon, she has so much to live for, but the man, the man just keeps speaking about regret, and putting the empty bottle against his lips.

A man with a sick smile, calm, collected, and looking at peace. Seems like an easy ride across, but then he tells the stories, about the terrible things he did to people in back allies and countryside houses. He finishes his gruesome tale breaking his mildly happy facade to show anger towards "Those bastards that strapped me to the chair..."

The man with a knife in his back, shaking his head like he can't believe it. He didn't talk about his life, and Charon, well, some part of her is glad he didn't.
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>>14798554
Watersports was not one of them anon, I was there. And he didn't mention the loli+diaper thing either.
I think we've officially found that one guy who is determined to destroy a writefag that he dislikes. Congrats Quicksilver, you've made the big time.
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>>14798568
Lying will get you nowhere.
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>>14798540
Fair enough, but when this thread gets to page 8 and has no images left you just know some faggot will try and make a new one and piss off the locals.
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>>14798583
>likes loli and diapers
>oh but he doesn't like them together
Your reasoning is shaky as fuck bro.
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>>14798554
>How do you think people knew about the diaper stuff before now?

Probably due to him mentioning this exact idea, with a Jub Jub reigning in her downstairs waterfall using one, after some prompting a while back?
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>>14798604
He made the giant list post before that.
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>>14798599
I never said he doesn't, I just said I don't know and that he's never mentioned it. I try not to assume to much so i don't risk looking as retarded as you.
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>>14798583
Not him, but quicksilver has mentioned being into /d/ stuff before.
You're either mistaken or attempting to whitewash over this.
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>>14798590
Hey, screw you, it's my favorite number.
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>>14798610
He's not saying he isn't into any /d/ stuff though.
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So there's a Lich right. She raises zombies. Now, one of the zombies gets killed. Do you think that it's likely for the lich to feel something? What is the general lore regarding necromancy? Cast and forget, or is there some kind of link?
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>>14798609
Well you failed, man. You look WAY more retarded doing what you're doing instead, especially when diaperfags are all about ageplay and stuff.

It's like saying footfags aren't into sniffing feet.
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>>14798625
Keep in mind the nature of the reanimation is only temprary. All corpses drop once the lich is done. Say you're discovered. Could you kill the one who saw you and not alert the caster/rest?
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>>14798625
They're traditionally expendable hordes for the lich to throw at adventurers/armies/jehovahs witnesses that come knocking, so I doubt they care if the zombie gets damaged.
If all else fails they can easily revive it.
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>>14798575
What a wonderful description. Thanks anon.
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>>14798631
So a lich rolls into town zombies spread throughout and one enters your home and finds you. You kill it silently. Have you just alerted the lich,and or others, or are you safe?
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>>14798631
> throw at jehovahs witnesses
Centuries of study and defying death itself is worth it just for this.
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>>14798631
Whoah whoah whoah whoah WHOAH!

We don't send zombies after Jehovah's Witness.

We send Ushi-Oni or Hellhounds and if we don't have access to those throw them in the Matango pit after inviting them inside.
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>>14798575
Seems like Charon wold be a well of knowledge and secrets,if you could get her to stop punning.
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>>14798491
I like loli well enough but toddlercon is pretty fucking disgusting fampai. There's a reason it has it's own tag on hentai sites. Normal hard working degenerates don't want anything to do with it.

That said, QS doesn't actually do toddlercon as far as I know.
Diapers is a weird ass fetish though. I've never understood that shit, it's as confusing to me as scat is.

We should move on though. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a slime-pop?
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>>14798498
That was lewd. Good job.
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>>14798653
What flavor?
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>>14798653
>That said, QS doesn't actually do toddlercon as far as I know.
Not him or anyone, but you don't know very far.
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>>14798653
>How many licks does it take to get to the center of a slime-pop?

The world may never know.
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>>14798650
It's probably why she puns. I've found that some of the saddest, most knowledgeable people around are usually comics.
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>>14798659
Actually, disregard that. I thought 5 was still a toddler
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>>14798498
Charon is so damn cute.
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>>14798658
Green

>>14798660
I asked her but she just giggled and told me to keep licking if I wanted to find out. I think she's fucking with me.
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>>14798681
Not yet she isn't. That comes after you reach the core.
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>>14798583
>A writefag being hated means they're one of the top guys
I never got this idea. If this was true then shouldn't that make Alp, Bob and Nega the best we've ever had?
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>>14798681
>What flavor?
>Green

I should not have laughed so hard at this, but I just can't stop imagining a purple drank slime.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare yourself for a grand expedition to wurmopolis, the lost city of the pygmy wurms.
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>>14798722
Don't worry, my bag is full of twinkies and oreos.
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>>14798722
It sounds dumb.
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http://a.catgirlsare.sexy/ybrwot.webm

Softest cat.
Anybody got working links yet?
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>>14798722
I hope you like your thread extra crispy because I have some less than nice things to say about alps!
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>>14798727
Good man, you will quickly become popular, although it may be difficult to keep that fame when you run out of them.

>>14798730
It's a city of wurms, they really aren't that bright Barring the alchemist wurm who scienced herself a brain.
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>>14798743
Say them, nerd.
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>>14798736
I've seen this game but now I really, really want it.

>>14798743
I am indifferent.
Indifferent about alps.
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>>14798744
>Barring the alchemist wurm who scienced herself a brain.

I want a city of mutant wurms patterned after Gremlins 2.

>What do you want?
>Why civilization my dear boy. We want to take in the sights, the museums, the theater and of course the street crime, though I think we can watch that for free.

>bat wurm
>spider wurm
>electric wurm
extra sexy wurm
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>>14798743
Don't bully them too hard please.
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>>14798757
Extra sexy wurm just has the largest breasts, doesn't she?
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>>14798766
Yes but she also has the biggest heart
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>>14798751
Alps don't do anything that isn't already offered by another member of the succubi family, they're useless just like the dicks they used to have!

>>14798759
I'll bully them as hard as I please.
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>>14798736
>Anybody got working links yet?
It started to show up on trackers an hour or so ago so give it a day at most.
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>>14798223
just finish your goddamn shirohebi story and write about girls of 10 at minimum if its loli
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>>14798779
They're the only option for those deviants that want to fuck monster girl mizuki.
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>>14798806
I never thought of it like that. Fuck, I guess I'm all for Alps now.
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nerds
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>>14798806
What do I have to do for a Misuzu-Lich?
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>>14798554
sounding is pretty fun
shame there's only ever been one story to have it
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>>14798484
>104 images and counting
That's more than all the(not shit) Holstaur images in existence.
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>>14798841
Am I the nerd or is she the nerd?
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>>14798841
Nerds? Dweebs.
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>>14798842
Take a Misuzu and do whatever preparations and almost certainly evil rituals are needed to transform into a lich.

That's one of the transformations that actually takes effort.
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>>14798736
Wait is this the second or the first one? Because I've only recently started playing the first.
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>>14798871
Part 2, just released
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>>14798865
Finding a Misuzu sounds pretty hard, too. I've never seen one in the wild.
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>>14798876
Shit, sorry penis but I've got a lot of catgirl fucking to go through in the next few days and if that first H-scene is any indication I'm gonna need some fluids.
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How detailed do you writefags get with your works, in terms of research and 'accuracy'?
>mfw reading through academic sources to see if an evolved species of subterranean blind mantis girls locating prey through sound and or vibration and or air movement make sense
At least now I know mantises are tone deaf.
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>>14798929
I don't really get too moist about details.
>read about specific manomo
>find an interesting fact, ie, a sphinx will only stop fucking of their husband answers a question correctly
>throw a reference to this at the end of the story.
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>>14798929
I at least make sure I'm factually correct with historical devices, but as far as setting goes I leave it more loose since it's not our historical world. I did look up what breed of horse would be used for hunting, and used that to decide what color it should be though.
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>>14798929
I have never had sex, so I've been reading lots of erotic fiction to find out what it's like. Other than that it's stuff picked up from books and vidya.
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>>14798929
Depends. If I have to do something with a real world equivalent like a temple or a tomb, I'll look up real life examples to use as models. If it's a creature, I'll go over the original myth/dnd equivalent/original biologic base. I'll look up festivals and things based on the time of the year and the type of culture as well as how they interacted with other groups.

Then I'll usually have something vaguely similar genre wise running on the tv while I type. Like a war movie for a war or whatever.

So say I was doing something that involved an ancient Not!Greek temple in a medieval land. I'd have fun stuff inspired by the various machines and cantrips like automatic doors and warbling statues in the temple of Zeus for example.

Having one of those old coin operated holy water dispensers would be prime fodder for a paladin temple.

That's for real full stories though. Short smut is short smut.
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>>14798953
I've had sex but it's always been shit so I emphasize the emotional aspects.
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>>14798972
It's good to remember the details about being next to another person though. Like a lot of people wouldn't think about how fucking hot you get just being skin to skin with another person if it's just a comfortable temperature in the room, all the sweat, the stains, your joints starting to hurt from being in a difficult position for too long, differences in height making you put pillows under the girl, etc.

Just the little logistics help make things more immersive, and you can crank them up or down depending on how awkward you want to make it, from first time fumbling to megaslut fucksquad. Having an arsenal of them to pull from occasionally is great for that.
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>>14798964
>If it's a creature, I'll go over the original myth/dnd equivalent/original biologic base.
I think its good to look into the base or original creature because some times information can structure the way the entire species would react . For instance, there's evidence to suggest cartain mantid breeds developed hearing in the range of 25-50kHz to detect the echolocation signals of the same frequency range emitted by bats, their prime predator during nocturnal flight.

This leads me to think that were avoiding predators less a factor in evolutionary pressure, and procuring a human male more more a factor, its reasonable to assume they would develop a selective hearing to detect passing husbandos.
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>>14799008
I love cartan mantid breeds.
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>>14799015
Certain*
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>>14799026
Mantis*
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"Historically, this was the only family in the order, and many references still use the term "mantid" to refer to any mantis."
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>>14798929
>>14799008
Etology research is my thing. I too do lots of digging on the behaviour of the underlying animal, and then try to adopt that into cute mannerisms or hang-ups for the monstergirl.

Like mantisgirls nibbling their husbando's ear after sex as a weak vestige of mantises eating their mate's head
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>>14799039
>weak vestige
Isn't that only exhibited during times of extreme duress, such as captivity and observation?
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>>14799044
Mantises just straight up all eat each other in captivity. When I was a kid I caught a bunch in a jar because I didn't know that. The next morning there was just one really fat mantis left.
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>>14799054
>Anti-Harem: The MG
Noice
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>>14799044
>Isn't that only exhibited during times of extreme duress, such as captivity and observation?

If having mind-blowing bone-shaking aheago sex doesn't constitute extreme circumstances, you're doin' it wrong.

So you may be right, but at the same time as I like doing the etology research, I also like not discarding cool ideas because I'm too autistic about the circumstances in which the animal would exhibit it
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>>14799066
>If having mind-blowing bone-shaking aheago sex doesn't constitute extreme circumstances
Well, no. That's just another evening alone.
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>>14796247
Gotta make her torso move a bit anon. It's a bit odd right now.
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This guy here, >>14798736
Found a link that worked for me if anybody else wants it.

https://kat.cr/nekopara-vol-2-full-r-18-game-%E3%83%8D%E3%82%B3%E3%81%B1%E3%82%89-vol-2-%E5%A7%89%E5%A6%B9%E3%83%8D%E3%82%B3%E3%81%AE%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A5%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AC-t12108388.html#main
http://i.imgur.com/LmHmigT.jpg
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>>14799076
How do you have "mind-blowing bone-shaking aheago sex" alone?
Living Dolls count as people for the purposes of this exercise
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>>14798736
>Is it alright if I'm your catpanion tonight?
Boo
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>>14799087
I tell Wurm-chan to close her eyes.
I can't see her if she can't see me, and if I can't see her I must be alone.
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>>14799087
Obviously, alone as in alone together. I mean when you turn to your waifu and say "finally we have some alone time," You're not telling her to fuck off.
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>>14799089
>catpanion
Yeah I cringe a little every time I read that word. It's worth it though, the art and TECHNOLOGY is amazing.
Guess that's what happens when the artist actually knows what naked female bodies look like.
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>tfw no twin Mantis maids who get flustered and pout because I can tell them apart at a glace despite even their parents having trouble sometimes
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>tfw you will never be a monster entomologist surrounded by bug girls 24/7
>tfw pic related is the only thing that can help with that
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>>14799124
Thanks Doc
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>>14799087
For some reason I really want a harem of Living Dolls with Uni proportions.
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>>14799008
https://books.google.com.au/books?id=DpQtuB-EVSUC&pg=PA317&lpg=PA317&dq=Prete,+Frederick+R.+Praying+mantids+online&source=bl&ots=lnYot-penQ&sig=pf1EXym7ADAWK2vqonyQDBKlX2w&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiluKH1gobLAhUBNpQKHZlDCRwQ6AEILjAD#v=onepage&q=Prete%2C%20Frederick%20R.%20Praying%20mantids%20online&f=false

For any one interested, p93
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>>14799137
Patrician taste.
Although personally I feel there's something to be said for having just one paizuri doll, to dial up to 11 the concentration of breast rape she's subjected to
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>>14799194
What lovely eyes.
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>>14799137
A harem of living dolls with Oni proportions?
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>>14799124
>ehhhh watsup doc?
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>>14799122
Careful Anon, those mantids are good Christian girls and they'll be trouble if you touch them!
Too bad they're not Mormons though
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>>14799240
The pede on the ceiling
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>>14799247
>you will never pan your flashlight up to the ceiling crawling with drooling, creeping oomukades
>you will never scream BUGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS when you cum during the resultant orgy
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Quick, someone get some holy water.
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>>14799312
Look at that dumb smug face
She knows that she will roll in dicks thanks to her new body
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>>14799312
I didn't know Alps had such thick thighs
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>>14799312
bigger mistake than the siths tbqh.
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>>14799124
Thanks, Doc.
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Hey everyone. Just puttin' this in the thread so whoever didn't see it, can see it.

http://pastebin.com/pSj6b6P1

Read it. Talk to me about it. Suggest stuff for me to write in the future. Thanks!
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So volume 2 was released today. Anyone played it yet?

Also danganronpa on steam

Also Sega is giving out free games on steam
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>>14799317
I wish smug Alps were more common. They'd know exactly what men want and which buttons to press, hell they could even call you gross for liking a girl that used to be male while lowering themselves onto you.

Shy and stuttering Alps are cute and all but some variety would be nice.
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>>14798223
I wasn't sure if it was going to be disgusting or have a good reason for it. Thankfully it turns out to be the latter. Story seems fine, the reason given is actually fair. Aslong as it stays at that I have no qualms with it.

Besides, Jub Jubs are olev.
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>>14799394
I still have to get around to finishing the first one. I'm ashamed of myself for being so slow, especially since I've been a fan of Sayori's catgirls since their doujin days.
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>>14799395
Would they even call you a faggot after a night of mutual raping?
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>>14799413
>"Oh wow you actually came inside me, did the fact I used to be a man turn you on that much? You might be even gayer than me."
>"It's okay anon, you might be a faggot but you're my faggot. Now come here and give me a kiss."
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>>14799394
Is this game good?
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>>14799424
Being called a faggot shouldn't give me a boner
What are you doing to me damned Alps
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>>14796013
What would a tailjob from a fairy dragon feel like?
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>>14799424
>No homo though, right?
>Yeah, no homo
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Someone tell me what's supposed to be the appeal of alps
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>>14799448
>tfw someone caps your shitty greentext

Is this what it feels like to be an author?
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>>14799465
Alright we all know women ain't nothing but tricks and hoes. Bitches suck dick, and monster bitches probably suck dick and balls cos they don't leave you alone to play vidya and shit.
So then there's alps. Alps are chicks, but they have the mind of a man. They're your comrade, they understand what it's like to love like a man loves someone with all his heart, a deep and spiritual love that woman simply cannot experience. And they're hotter than any human female, they don't have any furry shit going on and they ain't straight up evil like succusluts.

That's why Alps are so goddamn fucking appealing.
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>>14799465
>>14799474
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>>14799474
>but they have the mind of a man
But they also identify as men. That's not hot at all.
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>>14799484
A lot of monsters act like men Anon. You think any woman wants to build pyramids? To fly around burning villages? To fight knights in armour heavier than you are?
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>>14799371
Hi klaus
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>>14799482
>Quicksilverchan
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>>14799394
I downloaded it and have it ready. Already masturbated though, so I'm waiting till tomorrow. Big American Cat Titties deserve a full load.
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>>14799495
>monsters act like monsters and mythical creatures, this makes them men
Not really sure I understand your reasoning.

>>14799482
>And best of all- without being gay!
>But don't take my word for it...
Billly Mays is deaaaad and this is false alpvertising.
Oh and btw sandpie, alps are gay.
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>>14799465
"It's gay but not really"
Essentially, Alps are to Yaoi as non-blood-related is to incest
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>>14799501
You what?
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>>14799507
Fucking women is gay and other riveting tales by Anonymous vol. 48.
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>>14799507
>alpvertising
Just noticed that, giggled like an alp
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>>14799424
>being called a faggot by a faggot
I would be so ashamed of myself that i could even die from it.
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>>14799499
Hi anon.
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I just want a 7 foot tall Oni to break me in half during a wrestling match before raping my defenseless body for hours straight

Is it too much to ask for?
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>On call for work
>Get woken up after 3 hours because site loses internet, phone, and cable
>No one knows where the networking equipment is
>Didn't get this call when I was awake because 3rd shift couldn't figure out that they need to call for assistance

It's times like this I wish I had a wurm to soothe the hate within me
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>>14799560
>break me in half during a wrestling match
I think that would kill you anon.
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>>14799565
When his pelvis is ashes, then he'll have her permission to die
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>>14799571
Anon, please. Save the memes for the faggotcat discussion.
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>>14799564
>come home
>Wurm trashed the kitchen while making cookies to cheer you up
>they also ended up looking terrible

Careful what you wish for.
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Tall awkward girls are the best
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>>14799598
Only if they are tall enough for my head to be on the same level as her breasts.

Imagine running into her only to find yourself smoothered in her soft chest.
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>>14799431
God, no.
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>>14799594
I'd still take that over being woken up early to play phone tag with Comcast.

Anyways, I'm going back to bed
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>>14799610
Oh, so it's a wank material only kind of game.
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>>14799619
Pretty much, unless you love catgirls a fucking lot.
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>>14799608
I prefer DFC
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>>14799625
No, you don't.
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>>14799657
Yes, he does.
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>>14799657
Yes, I do.
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>>14799657
Apparently, >>14799677
he does prefer it.
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>>14799059
>not wanting MGs murder each other in bloody duels for you
Good man.
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>>14799692
Maybe not bloody duels, but I'd definitely want to host kick ass MG fights.
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>>14799677
Would you love a DFC Yeti who turned out to be a hikki living in the big city after the other well endowed Yetis laughed her out of the mountains?
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Whats your favorite sports team?


Mines the Red Wings
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>>14799692
>>14799698
What about a harem of monster girls that are perfectly normal, well adjusted people for the most part, but are totally animalistic when dealing with each other as part of the same harem?
As in, a normal (by monster girl standards) woman who just reverts to noises and violence with her fellow wives as they all fight and jockey for position as your number 1 like a pack of dogs.
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>>14799751
I can't make a joke withe the Montreal Canadians, so here's a mouse.
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>>14799751
I like the Sweeping Brooms more.
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>>14799760
I can see why, they usually clean house.
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Meow
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>>14799776
Is this opposite day?
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>>14799776
Silly anubis. Apophis is where its at.
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>>14799776
Weird, but a definite improvement over the usual neurotic nagging.
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>>14799757
You perfectly know how an average anon would react to that.
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>>14799778
>>14799779
>>14799780
Boo
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>>14799784
Whats this semen demon?
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>>14799776
Meow
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I was reading up on MGE when I stumbled on this bit

>Naturally, in the era of the current Demon Lord where the taking of certain liberties with the concept of love is threatening the future of life itself, the Order views Eros' human devotees with a little suspicion.

I can't believe it's the era of current Demon Lord and the Order still is paranoid about other religions.
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>>14799797
Infighting is what will be the Orders downfall. As is with most human societies, we're always our worst enemy.
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>>14799797
>not viewing everyone with a little suspicion
Oh please, everyone is out for themsleves. Of course one should be wary of others.
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>>14799797
Oh, come on! It's
CURRENT ERA
U
R
R
N
T

Have you read Eros monsters profiles? They probably even lewder then common monsters. Their suspicion is more than justified
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>>14799804
Especially the Sabbath diplomats, always distrust the flat chest.
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>>14799797
Well, why shouldn't they be? The way it says makes sense, they'd like to check the religion of love and passion when they're basically steamrolled by a sex superpower.
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>>14799804
Come on, it's current demon lord. We should put away these backward bigoted views.
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>>14799807
>CURRENT ERA
This is funny and maddening at the same time.
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>>14799818
WHY ARE WE PURGING THE SARACENS FROM THE HOLY LAND?
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>>14799807
I can actually see Demons as prime annoying DL apologists that constantly resort to >"come on it's X year!" to justify some of the sharper edges of her policy.
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>>14799827
BECAUSE GOD WILLS IT.
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>>14799827
BECAUSE IT'S 1069
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>>14799828
>Demon Lord
>Having backwards policies
Let me guess; you think human boys deserve "equal rights" or some crap don't you?
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>>14799815
Yeah, I mean, come on.
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>>14799834
Not at all.

Humans should have more rights than monsters.
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>>14799845
>He actually thinks this
>In current demon lord era
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>>14799845
Lol
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Any good cheshire writefaggotry out there? I need suggestions.
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>>14799996
Whatever you say, Remi.
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>>14800012
>Remi

Show respect.
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>>14800026
I refuse.
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>>14800026
She looks like she would have a street sweeper stashed somewhere.
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>>14800033
I laughed.

Combat kikis are great though.
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>>14799996
You will not, you daughter of a whore, make slaves of Christian sons.
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>>14800041
They are pretty cute, yes.
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>>14800053
>Ottomans

That's a slav.
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>>14800063
I need to find a better filename replacement for >, I know.
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>>14800063

The file name has a arrow sign in it.
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>>14799751
Toronto Maple Leafs
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How many days has it been since the Hakunamata monstergirl was shown?
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>>14800139
Around one week.
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>>14800139
Is...that really her name?

Aw shit.
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>>14800063
It's from Reply of the Zaparozhian Cossacks. They got a letter from the Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV, with a long list of his titles, telling them to surrender. The Cossacks replied with a top tier shitpost of a letter that puts them on par with modern Aussies.

This is the Sultan's letter

Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

This was the Cossack's reply.

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

- Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
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>>14800257
Yes anon, I know the story behind it, but thanks for a reminder of the turks getting btfo'd.
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>>14800257
The gauntlet has been thrown.
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>>14800257
Well at least nobody will complain about wasting text space.

That said it's always fun to read this again, history rocks.
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Speculated on a while back, but not really delved into, is the issue of generations.

Specifically, the problem of human generations. Humans have lots of kids in short periods of time. It's something we're good at, due to year-round fertility. The problem is, we're the only species that can make more humans. Monstergirl-human relations only make more monstergirls. The humans in the relationship inevitably turn into incubi or monsters themselves. There's a staggering number of ways by which women can be forcibly monsterized, and monstergirls aren't particularly thoughtful with regards to population control - it's all sex, all the time with them. Eventually, regardless of setting - real Earth, or MGE Earth, there's gonna be a tipping point in the ratio of humans to monsters (if it wasn't met already).

So the question is this: What happens when there are no more humans? What will the parents of the newest generation tell their daughterus when there are no boys to go out and proactively date?
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>>14799996
She says that now.
But the moment a 30 year old virgin shows up at her doorstep all hell will break loose and no minion she has will stay with her out sheer fear.
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>>14800357
>What happens
Then I finally get to say "I told you so, you nymphomaniac retards". And at the end of the day, isn't that what's really important?
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>>14800357
There will be war long before that. It's all love and play now. But once the most important resource in existance starts becoming scarce, there will be war.

In the end, they won't be any different than what we used to be.
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>>14800357
I don't get why the Chief Goddess couldn't at least let humanity advance enough to where there'd be human only space colonies.
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>>14800357
Open up a portal and start on the next dimension. Make it a cycle.
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>>14800357
Not this shit again.
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>>14800357
They would probably be smart enough to see this coming and keep a few pockets f humans left. Or they could gamble and hope by converting the whole world they could give the DE the boost she needs to make monsters have human sons .
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>>14799751
>>14800122
>Red Wings
>Maple Leafs
Avalanche fan here to tell you guys that you're living your lives wrong.
too bad there's no MG's in Avalanche gear yet...
Oh well, here's some chocolate butt.
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>>14800272
The Turks can do nothing but get blown out
>>14800275
Cossacks didn't mess around, but at least they had a sense of humor.
>>14800293
yeah, enough images are posted around here.
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>>14800357

http://imgur.com/AnvH2QS

>Some kind of apocalyptic event that gets rid of all the men, including incubi but unaffects the women.
>And this happens before the DL can get enough power
>One day a small group find a baby boy all on his own in the middle of the wilderness and decide to raise him
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>>14800122
Why do I find Yeti paws so arousing?
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>>14800293
>nobody will complain about wasting text space
You'd be surprised.
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>>14800503
The real backstory of Katawa Pharaoh.
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>>14796013
>thought it was legit
>look closer and see it's Barb's
Oh well, at least his faces have improved.
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Just a few points from the "Making of Cancer"

>she has normal hands covered up by long sleeve-like towels
>the lower "eyes" give her a range of vision of 360 degrees
>the crab half is a lot more expressive than you'd expect, and similarly to Medusa's snakes, can often show a Cancer's feelings more clearly than her own face
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>>14800503
I wonder what a joy MG would look like.
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>>14800510
Big, meaty, fluffy paws are multi-functional, you can rub them, brush them, close them around your hands like big fluffy mittens, have them rub your back, wrap them around your body for big warm hugs, be a dakimakura for a fluffy paw girl, get saved from the cold by them, trim the fur when they get too fluffy and line your hats and gloves with them
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>>14800561
I'm surprised KC is giving her any attention.
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>>14800569
What about pawjobs?
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>>14800563
Whatever it looks like, I'm sure it will have very Soft Skin.
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I'm spending too much time with you guys. Was watching Cabin in the Woods yesterday and all through the movie I was focused on how much I wanted to fuck the zombie girl.
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>>14799334
siths are there to pander
alps are there because kc has a big tg fetish
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>>14800575
Sadly there's only one
http://i.imgur.com/R5eYvZK.png
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>>14800583
That's nothing, wait until you're watching things with grotesque beasts and all kinds of horrors and your only thoughts are trying to turn it into a fuckable girl.
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>>14800594
I'm afraid I'm already there.
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>>14800544
It should be legit though
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>>14800628
And monstergirls should be real but you can't always get what you want.
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>>14796013
>tfw crystal dragon gf
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>>14798223
Give it a bit of a proofread for spelling and grammar. I noticed some little slip ups I'll point out line by line.on lines 8, 66 (repetition of "motherly", and that use of a semicolon is a bit questionable), 99. Otherwise, it reads pretty good.

Line 8: Where you've written "call form the agency" should be "call from the agency"
Line 66: "Motherly" is repeated twice in the same sentence. Also, while arguably not outright incorrect, that use of the semicolon is very questionable.
Line 100: The dialogue Elizabeth is speaking should be on line 99, as it's continuing straight on from her actions.
Line 119: There's nothing wrong here. I just wanted to mention how much I like the phrase "pants trance".
Line 218: Fix the spelling in "Nothing can compare to the blissful, war, wet tightness"

Also, some advice in general. When used in the context of a title, as in "Agent Roger", the first letter of "Agent" is capitalised. On it's own ("That guy over there looks like an agent for some organisation") you is fine, but when there's a name tacked on, you treat it like any other title. Doctor, Captain, Father, and so on.

Overall, not bad. The diaper stuff wasn't really present in the story, it was just kind of there incidentally. I'm not listing that as a pro or a con, but I suppose it works as a good point in terms of showing readers what's to come.
Now it might just be me, or it might just be the fact that you're writing in third person present tense, but I do think the writing is a little odd. Not off, maybe stilted, but it shows most of all in your longer sentences. You're still competent enough that no intent or meaning is lost, but I did find my eyes passing over a longer sentence two or three times just to make sure I'd read it correctly. I don't think it's that big of an issue, and it's something that's minor enough to definitely be fixed as you naturally develop your writing skills and do some passes of proofreading.
But hey, I liked it. I think personally, the whole lead-up where Henry's getting hypnotised by Amy's Wonderland aura could be a little longer, just to make the transition into lewdness a bit smoother, but that's just a personal opinion. Lengthening it might not necessarilly make it better, even if the chapter feels a little short.

I rate it three Jubs, out of a possible Wub.
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Living Dolls are criminally underrated, they come in all sizes, you can dress them up and so much more...
No one is too old to play dolls!
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>>14800774
Only girls play with dolls.
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>>14800774
>Living Dolls are criminally underrated, they come in all sizes, you can dress them up and so much more...
I desire to see one with a Space Jin-tier body. I mean, imagine how her "fleshy" bits would feel when accompanied with the softness Jins girls have.
>>14800789
Living Doll plays with you.
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>>14800798
Well then she's a loser for playing with boy toys.
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>>14800789
They are not dolls, they are action figures!
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>>14800774
I'm going to over stuff my living doll and take her everywhere.
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>>14800789
>I desire to see one with a Space Jin-tier body
But her huge breasts are going to get in the way when you want to change her clothes

I prefer my Living Dolls about 4 feet tall so they can comfortably sit on my night table and watch over me when I sleep

>>14800817
Exactly
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>>14800767
I really appreciate this kind of feedback anon, thanks for taking the time to give it. I'll definitely proofread more and watch out for the stuff you mentioned.

Did you notice anything off about the third person perspective itself? I wanted to try it out again but I'm not as comfortable with it as I am with second person.
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>>14800836
They can be four feet tall and have breasts that big.
I know that I'd make sure mine would have them.
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>>14800836
>But her huge breasts are going to get in the way when you want to change her clothes
She can wear a tight t-shirt then, provided arachne silk isn't expensive and it can fit a 198 cm tall frame.
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>>14800789
Fuck you buddy, I'm not a girl and I play with dolls.
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>>14800849
You're very welcome. And no, you kept it consistent from what I could see.
I just think third person present looks odd, and that while it can still be a tool to aid immersion in a story like that (I'd reckon it did successfully in yours) I think that writing in the present tense can be tricky to get down well for a third person story.
Not that I'm discouraging you from it, though. Quite the opposite. I wholly believe that the personal gripes I have with it can be satisfied simply with a little more time and experience spent writing in that style.

To that end, and to see just where you take the story, I do look forward to more.
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>>14800870
Look everyone, an alp.
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>>14800871
Thanks. Now I'm feeling a little more motivated to get things done.
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>>14800854
The oppai loli model is in high demand, you better order yours soon

>>14800868
>Giving your doll custom made clothes
You are a good person anon, that doll will be very happy
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>>14800883
I'm not an Alp! Alps only want dicks, and I don't want any dicks!
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>>14800885
He tends to do that.
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>>14800886
What about the voluptuous Goth doll?
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>>14800886
She'd be in my house before she knows it.
Along with a kit or two to increase her bust further.

She's going to get all the custom clothes and head pats
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>>14800889
Denial is unbecoming of you.
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>Nyaa down forever
>Want to download something
>Not terribly important, don't really care enough to check other sites, can just wait for Nyaa to be up
>Nyaa comes up, can't remember what I wanted to download
>Finally remember
>Nyaa goes down again
Oh well.
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>>14800902
Not an Alp!
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>>14800885
Having external feedback can be a good motivator. Sometimes - or maybe most of the time - it feels nice just to know through a response that there's another person taking the time to soak up a story you've written. Good luck with your writing.
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>>14800893
Everyone goes for the gothic lolita model, the voluptuous ones stay on the shelves, alone and unloved

>>14800900
Enjoy your doll my good man, but be careful not to go overboard with her chest, she needs to be able to stand on her own
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Are you a bad enough dude to take her hand in marriage?
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I'm going to grind to max level then smack a Wurm's butt!
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>>14800915
>the voluptuous ones stay on the shelves, alone and unloved

Those poor dolls. How could people be so cruel?
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>>14800915
I won't go too far.
Headsized should be enough, right?
Plus, I could balance it out by putting some extra stuffing in her rear.
And even if she can't then I'll just need to sit her in my lap and carry her everywhere.

Maybe some stuffing about the middle would put her balance back on track.
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>>14800921
>grind to MAX level
>slap a Wurm's butt
>she still giggles and wants you to do it harder
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>>14800919
I don't know if Orcs can have multiple kids at a time but she's going to be pregnant with 8 of them when I'm done.
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>>14800919
Depends if she loves me or not.
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>>14800928
Max level isn't to hurt her with the butt smack, it's to survive the sex that happens afterwards.
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All this posting about living dolls makes me yearn for my AI/robotic waifu to sing this song for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyQAF2SkrE
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>>14800919
>Posting this ugly oc again
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>>14800921
>>14800928
Armored targets have a high resistance stat against unarmed damage. You're gonna need to find a way to bypass her scales or a weapon that nullifies the armor points of the target.
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>>14800921
>having level caps
You disgust me.
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>>14800908
>it feels nice just to know through a response that there's another person taking the time to soak up a story you've written
Exactly this.
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>>14800915
I'd but one of the voluptuous models for sure.
Although I hope she'd be ready for hair brushing, head patting and tender loving.
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stupid sexy firefighters
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life with my kikimora is hard due to the fact that she's constantly giving me hear attacks due to her cuteness and preciousness.
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>>14800988
Then hire a maid that's not as cute.
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>>14800985
>Set
How disappointing.
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>>14800988
I would love nothing more than a pudgy, genki kiki with pink feathers.
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>>14800921
You better bring a lot of health and endurance potions, even at max level fighting a Wurm takes a very long time, she's a HP tank

>>14800988
Get an abomination maid then, she might even make you a brand new heart out of herself
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>>14800985
I want to lick those abs.
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>>14800953
Robotic/golem waifus are too good for this world. I want to show one the joy of love, and make her believe without a doubt that she has a soul too.
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>>14801019
But they're evil abs.
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>>14801039
Even better.
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>>14801027
I want a fighter type robot waifu with huge power fists
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>>14801039
She's not evil
Just a little blood-thirsty and driven mad by grief
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>>14801039
And?
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>>14801019
>>14801039
She's had many men cum on those abs during gangbangs anon. That, and she fucks around with her daughterus husbands.
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>>14801042
War models are olev.

Nine foot tall, muscled machines of battle and love!
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>>14801059
I'm sure it's exclusively to test if her daughter's have good husbands.
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>>14801062
>her holding back her strength as much as she can so she can tenderly hug you with her massive fists meant only to destroy
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>>14801065
That's really dumb.
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>>14801075
Yep.
And then, once she's sure that you're comfortable, she'll activate cheek rubbing.exe
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>>14801062
Ever read "Warbot in accounting"? I want that with a Huge War Model.
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>>14801059
Wouldn't stop me fooling around with her. She's not waifu material but I couldn't say no to going a few rounds with a slutty brown girl with killer abs.
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>>14801041
>>14801055
Don't you feel ashamed kneeling to such a despicable woman?

>>14801086
Think of all the disgusting gangbangs she's been in. Think of all the hearts she's broken by sleeping with taken men.
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>>14801082
Would you let her touch your dick with those hands though?

Would a war robot girl be relatively modestly endowed chest wise?
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>>14801084
>Google it
>First comic I see is a christmas one where it gets tossed out of a party

You monster.
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>>14801081
You're right.

She'd probably bang all of her daughter's boyfriends to make sure they are worthy instead of waiting for them to become husbands.

It would be like an over protective father except ultra perverted and female.
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>>14801095
>Modestly
They aren't called ballistics for nothing, Anon.

And yes, I'd let her give it a go.
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>>14800033
Street sweeper had the shittiest folding stock.

Ladies Home companion fo' life.
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>>14801101
What if they no longer want to be with the daughters after having a romp with her? This must have happened so many times.
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>>14801059
When molesting velvety anubis ears, how much is too much?
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>>14801099
Now imagine it happening to a war robot girl.
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>>14801093
>>14801101
>>14801110
>Set manages to mindbreak one of her daughters boyfriends during a particularly rough romp
>all while her daughter watches the act in shock from a doorway
>her daughter then spends years training and gathering strength in order to commit deicide and matricide in an act of vengeance against her slutty mom
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>>14801112
Well, when she's foaming at the mouth and convulsing on the floor then maybe it's time to stop.
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>>14801110
Let's just say they won't be seeing the light of day ever again and leave it at that.
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>>14801112
It's not enoug until she's a wet, twitching mess.
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>>14801121
>>14801128
I see. That's when you stop the foreplay and start actually pleasuring them, right?
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>>14801130
Nope. That's when you shrug and say you guess she's had enough for a day.
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>>14801130
Anon, there are so many things wrong with what you just said.

>>14801093
How could you say no to that tongue
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>>14801136
>How could you say no to that tongue
It's jacked off multiple dicks at once.
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>>14801135
>>14801136
So I'm just meant to pick her up, tuck her in bed, kiss her cheek and stroke her hair until she recovers?

Actually, that sounds nice as well.
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There are other, nicer monsters with long tongues, like Mucus Toads and Akanames.
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>>14801127
>booba fett
Oh you.
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>>14801154
Correct.
It's also funny that Set is so bad she's lower on the scale than an Akaname.
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>>14801117
I did.
It makes me sad.
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>>14801154
I headcanon that Ghouls have long tongues.
Because they are blowjob obsessed and long tongues are just metal as fuck. Ghouls are clearly the most metal of the undead, especially when:
Wights are too haughty
Liches, as amazing as they are, are too studious
>Zombies are just dumb
>skeletons are just bones
>Jiangshis look fucking ridiculous and the hopping doesn't help
>Vampires are like wights times ten for snobbery
I love them all though, why are the undead so fucking good? They're creepy and yet I want them all so bad.
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I want to make a canid girl come solely by touching her ears and the base of her tail!
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>>14801166
You've just gotta cheer her up anon.
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>>14801175
I want to do that to the himidere muscled alpha of a werewolf pack.

Drills mandatory
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>>14801139
Do you have evidence of that?
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>>14801178
I would as I now have the age of a vaguely sad looking, huge war golem in a Santa hat working on while everyone else parties
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>>14801189
Good man.
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>>14801101
What if I refuse Set's advances outright so I can stay loyal to her daughter?
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>>14801155
If only I had a picture of Sarlac-chan to show exactly what I was implying...

>>14801200
Then she'd rape you.
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>>14801154
I want to be the judge for the "best tonguejob 2016" contest

>>14801169
You forgot Ghost, Will-O-Wisp, Mummies, Pharaoh, Dullahan and most importantly Doppelganger
Everyone forgets about Doppelganger-chan, poor girl
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>>14801206
What if I take issue with her trying to rape me?
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>>14801214
She would rape you harder.
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>>14801218
Then I will resist harder.
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>>14801215
>Enter a cave
>Get gang raped by 6 Zubats, two Golem sisters and a Machop loli
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Set is a loving mother and would never try to rape her daughters' love interests.
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>>14801139
How do you even jack off multiple dicks at once with a tongue without making them touch?
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>>14801226
Best MILF.
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>>14801226
She's a Bob OC, so she isn't above being cunty.
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>>14801228
>without making them touch
No one said anything about that.
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>>14801226
Some day I'll get the courage to ask for one of her daughter's hand in marriage.

Someday.
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>>14801248
Judging by her appearance. You're going to need a lot of courage.
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>>14798457
>>14798495
Did you enjoy the story though?
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>>14801259
Nice big fluffy tail though.
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>>14801185
>can't find that image .less drew that had her pleasuring multiple dicks at once
Fuck.
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>>14798515
...This story. Oh gosh. The despair. Bless the artist's heart for making multiple endings.
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>>14801265
Not them, but I read Hunter back when Peny first posted it. I enjoyed it a lot in that regard.
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>>14801268
Isn't she using her paws in that one? Rather than jerking off two dicks with her tongue.
How would she even do that anyway?
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>>14798470
Because I'm currently feeling my way through a story inspired by this image, I would recommend her...

Her embrace, warm by way of her skin and cool by way of her chitin, will comfort you on any of Zipangu's nights. She'll also help you out at the pleasant and lively bar you run, in ways you could have never imagined.
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>>14801286
But what if I don't want some gross bug to drug the customer's drinks?
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>>14798498
>Cute, cheerful, confident Charon
I've never laid eyes on this before. I take it that humble pun of mine was worthy of bestowing this upon? Still...

My, my, my! Hey, hey, hey! Show me where this Charon's at! Seriously - from where did this treasure originate? It's beautiful, just plain beautiful!
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I want to spike paladin-chan's wine with oni brew without her knowing.
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>>14801277
yeah, she's giving dual pawjobs
I'd post it but this is a christian imageboard and I've gotten bans for even posting imgur links
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>>14801226
Niet, that's exactly something Set would do.
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>>14798490
Basically what >>14798575 and >>14798666 said.

Sorry about leaving you hanging, but I went to bed. Anyway, the series can have you dealing with almost anyone. Heck, sometimes the most interesting part could be how they came across Charon, rather than the story and experience they share during the boat ride. The surface world one, that is.
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>>14801277
Put dicks together
Wrap tongue around dicks
Start jerking
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Set a shit and a slut.
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>>14798525
>letting her fall asleep in your chest
Now there's a good man and husband in the making
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>>14801309
Yep.
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I want to make a pygmy unicorn do lewd things in public!
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>>14801302
Are you serious? Everyone else posts imgur links just fine. Why would the janitor single you out?

Not that I'm accusing you of lying, but it baffles me as to the reasoning behind you getting banned for that.
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>>14798523
Wasn't it? "She" put some real good thought into that outfit - functional, fashionable and... fiercely arousing apparently.

Speaking of which, I wonder what techniques Charon's heard about from certain souls who've died (among many other more objectively important things, that is).
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>>14800465
Meh. I liked your team better when they were called the Nordiques.
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>>14801294
>the effects would offset the hangovers
>assuming she'd drug the drink at all
Now that's gross. Cleanse your mind of such filthy thinking. Why she'd probably ensure people didn't overdo it because she knows first-hand how substances in large amounts can be questionable.
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>>14801275
I was rather blown away myself by multiple facets of it. The execution was practically perfect. It's nice to come across new (from my perspective) authors all of a sudden.
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>>14797709
>>14797726
>Penguin Harpy
>Short stack but not nearly as fat as you'd believe due to her huge amounts of downy mofu mofu
>Has Emperor Penguin eyebrows that give her a serious expression, talks in archaic Japanese using words like "de gozaru" and "yosh" to show her toughness
>Keeps the house at -20 C because it's too warm outside for you, but makes everything okay
>Because when you both go to bed she lets you cuddlefuck her, warmed by her mofu as she hugs you to sleep like a living dakimakura
>She still gets flustered when you mention the time you caught her sitting on one of her own unfertilized eggs, pretending it was a bundle of joy you'd gotten her pregnant with
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>>14801339
I don't trust her. She's a drug dealing rapist that lives in the middle of the woods. She's also a huge bug.
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>>14800585
I want a pawjob picture that actually shoecases the fluffiness properly
The fur of her paws parting around his penis, each individual strand torturously dragging against it and tickling it
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>>14801346
She lives with you now, helping her out at the bar. I see we're spinning two different stories now. Despair.
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>>14801343
Peny, Lanternon and Thunderbrother are a whole different game from most of the writefags here.
I always look forward to their updates.
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>>14801351
Don't give me a boner right now, I don't need one.
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>>14801359
Three people who don't constantly get bitched at and are able to improve versus writefags who get yelled off the field harder than Jonnie Football isn't a very compelling comparison, Anon
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>>14801344
Sounds lovely.
Would headpat and impregnate.
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>>14801351
Reminds me of the tail base stimulation greentext from last thread.

Although in that case it was the girl rubbing her butt up against the guy's member, and it would touch against the rarely embraced base of her tail, parting her fur to touch the tail directly with its hot tip.

Fluff is a still unexplored territory as far as being that detailed.
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>>14801372
That's bullshit. Plenty of writefags don't get bitched at. The ones who do are due to developing egos or actually doing stupid shit despite being advised against it.
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>>14801355
Even if she lives in civilization, she's still a creepy bug.
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>>14801383
Or just you know, shitposting.
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>>14801372
What? The only writefags who get booed out of here are the guys who do stuff to piss off the thread.
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>>14801399
Like who? And why don't those three get shitposted at if this is what you genuinely believe?
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>>14801372
>I can't improve because people say I suck!
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>>14801408
People who became memes for one reason or another. Alp, Quicksilver, Nyanon, people who seem to be completely good-natured but still draw shitposters.
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Would you let your kiki continue to meido while she's pregnant?
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>>14801428
Not when she gets too big, no. She needs to focus on our daughteru. I'll sit on her head to keep her from cleaning if that's what it takes.
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>>14801359
I see. I'll do some research then, although, a "writefag" yesterday posted quite the promising beginning to a story about an MG organized "fight club". No, not the one we don't talk about.

It was the first time I gave some feedback and it was a nice experience doing so. This is the post: >>14795066
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>>14801424
Saying something without recourse is technical support levels of shitty help.
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Have you all given tribute to a fertility goddess today?
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>>14801424
To be fair, if you're a beginning writefag and your only feedback is being told off, that can very quickly kill your enthusiasm to keep producing things for ungrateful shitposters. Writefags naturally improve some with practice, so if you don't discourage introductory writing then you'll have more.
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>>14801440
>the one we don't talk about.
The cockfight club?
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>>14801434
>sit on her head
What the hell anon? Unless you're a dwarf and undernourished that is not okay. At least not in her condition.
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>>14801448
Eh. There's other gods to worship.
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>>14801448
But I'm not trying to have a baby.
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>>14801426
>Alp
This guy was given actual criticism once upon a time. He threw it back at everyone and continued to make the same errors over and over, before begging for more pointers that he again ignored.
>Nyanon
He kind of destroyed CYOAs here forever, got an ego and did a guessing game, and endlessly started a mausposting thing that was it's years version of tiny penis guy.
>Quicksilver
/d/ fetish the writefag. Of course people here are going to get pissed over that, especially when he knows they'll get mad but does it anyway. Did you read the thing he posted earlier? It features a jubjub pissing some diapers. What the fuck?
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>>14801428
I said this before, no, I'll force her to take it easy and she'll have to watch as I clean the house in her place!
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Am I a faggot if I find the gender bender aspect of Alps hot?
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>>14801450
Anon, shh! Read the story and you'll see.
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>>14801460
Yes.
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>>14801448
Best girl.
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>>14801448
Will my waifus have thighs, hips, breasts and butts as bountiful as hers if I do?
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>>14801460
Yes
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>>14801458
>It features a jubjub pissing some diapers.
Did you actually read his story you fucking retard? Or even look at what the faggot posted in this very thread? There was no piss involved, that was her lady juices.
Good god, your ignorance is unfathomable.
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>>14801460
No.
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>>14801474
>Don't worry, there was no piss in that diaper
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>>14801460
>Am I a faggot
Yeah.
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>>14801465
>>14801470
>>14801475
Elaborate
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>>14801458
>Alp
I wasn't there that long ago, but whenever I've seen him he seems quite ok.

>Nyanon
CYOAs were doomed from the start, and although he's sort of disappeared, Nyanon definitely seems to have learned from his mistakes.

>Quicksilver
Seriously man, >>14801474 do some actual research before spouting off bullshit.
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>>14801460
No, that's the point.
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>>14801474
So the real reason you're pissed is because parts of the thread are getting mad at quicksilver? Because you didn't have much to say on the other two.
Honestly, I have no issue with the guy, but he's hardly the highest quality writer we have here. He doesn't do character development, or world building, or interesting dialogue.
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>>14801480
This honestly. It doesn't really make it any better at all. And arguing that it does is beyond infantile.
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>>14801460
>am I a faggot if I like trannies
Oh gee that's headscratcher. I got one for you, is water wet?
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>>14801486
>Seriously man, >>14801474 do some actual research before spouting off bullshit.
Sorry, I forgot that diapers were a totally non-/d/ fetish.
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>>14801460
You're a weirdo at the very least.
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>>14801485
You're into girl who possesses the superior mind of a male. That's basically god-tier
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>>14801449
It's one of the reasons why I'm tempted to just take my business to /d/, even if they have a disdain for monster girls in sci-fi/fantasy smut. They can at least take things with a grain of salt and still offer some sound advice.
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>>14801497
I wasn't disagreeing with that part, I'm just saying you're an idiot for not reading the actual story and making assumptions.
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>>14801496
>trannies
Not this shit again.
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>>14801480
This. I don't give a shit, trying to put a positive spin on it is stupid as hell.
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>>14801485
You gonna have to bait harder.
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>>14801501
>/d/
>Having a disdain for monstergirls
If you're going to make up shit
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>>14801428
Only light meido work such as sweeping and maybe cooking.
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>>14801485
You're fucking a dude so gay his dick fell off. That's pretty gay.

>>14801500
So? Lots of monsters already have masculine traits.
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>>14801500
But what if I'm aroused by the fact she used to be male?
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>>14801449
If your only feedback is being told off, then you fucked up big time and deserved it. People are pretty nice to new writefags if they aren't total degenerates. Look at Beast and his halfass command of the english language. He didn't get some "leave and never return" from everyone.
>>
With how aggressive the quicksilver defense is getting, I'm tempted to think the guy himself is whitewashing.
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Aaah, the good old weekend crowd. I still find it uncanny how retarded the people get in here on the weekend.
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How do you think monsters would like candy necklace underwear
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>>14801513
Are you fucking a guy? No? Then you're not a faggot.
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>>14801504
>make stupid obvious shti stirring post
>get mad when you get an appropriate response
>not this again
>as in you know what kind of responses alp posting gets
Nah, fuck you. see >>14801507
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>>14801512
>Lots of monsters already have masculine traits.
This, many monster parts in MGE are actually meant to look a bit masculine to contrast the female parts further. That's why they tend to be large and powerful looking.
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>>14801501
Good. /d/ people should be with their own kind.
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>>14801522
Candy necklace underwear?
You mean edible underwear?
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>>14801515
This. Beast has horrible dialogue and his writing in general needs serious work, but no one here gives him shit, because he knows he needs improvement.
I swear the guy you're replying to is quicksilver, being massively assravaged over the response to the diaper thing. Very few writefags get told to fuck off, and the fact that only he's getting defended out of the other fuck ups mentioned is suspect as fuck.
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>>14801525
>make stupid obvious shit stirring post
Except I'm not that guy. Better luck next time though.
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>>14801528
Except most of the smut writers on /d/ are formerly from /tg/ you sped mongoloid.
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>>14801516
Nah. The guy is a fucking moron and stepped right in the most obvious thing because of typical writefag "I finished something and I WANNNA SHARE no matter how inappropriate!"

The defense force is obviously the same old numbskulls who think every fetish should be welcome here and if you don't like that then you're a toxic triggered caustic autist.
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>>14801531
I mean this stuff
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>>14801535
That's neither here nor there, you rude person you.
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>>14801534
Same shit different asshole.
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>>14801544
>I was wrong, but fuck you anyway
That seems about right.
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>>14801536
It does sound very much like the blind writefag dick suckers whinging again, it's just the same shit over and over again.
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>>14801539
That's edible underwear
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People getting mad their fetish isn't being catered to and/or others have diverging opinions.

I have to wonder if you people understand social interaction at all. I mean, really - do none of you know how to get along?
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>>14798498
>Charon's alternative ferry payment.
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>>14801539
>sweet
>helps with sex
It'd fit right in a worldguide
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So, I found this the other day:
http://exhentai.org/g/904614/99a5b32446/
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>>14801552
This is 4chan anon, of course not.
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>>14801552
You do realize you're in a thread full of autists, right?
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>>14801372
Cool, explain how only a handful of faggots get this treatment when the guys who don't try and cause shit don't get fucked with.
Go to the writefag list and point out the guys who get shat on. It'll be very few of them and even then those guys all did something to piss off the thread.
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>>14801536
>If you like things I don't, you're a toxic triggered caustic autist
If you don't like the things I do, you're a toxic triggered caustic autist
This thread in a nutshell.
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>>14801552
If there's one person starting something, and a room of people he pissed off, maybe the one lacking the social skills is not everybody but the first guy. Wouldn't you agree?
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>>14801552
This is 4chan, people doing as they please and yelling at other people for doing the same is par for the course
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>>14801562
You didn't even read that right.
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>>14801562
Welcome to MG. We're all here drooling over waifus because we have no social skills.
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>>14801564
No, that's the opposite of what it should be. The room full of people should realize the one guy is trying to start shit like he does EVERY FUCKING DAY and just ignore him.
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>>14801552
It's the internet, the glorious hospice that allows people to be the assholes nature intended them to be.
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>>14801564
>>14801574
Or maybe people can just stop getting mad at other people for liking something they dont
>>
I've just realized in my drunken haze that it's the weekend. That means our old friend is probably here trying to amplify the levels of anger and shit. I'm going to do something else for a while.
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>>14801587
>our old friend
Which one? Unless he's playing both sides, I count at least two idiots.
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>>14801574
But then you have the Catch 22 of that being seen as encouraged or permissible after awhile. Ignoring is the proper course with some straight bait. But in this case, a writefag seeing the true overwhelmingly negative response is the best thing. Otherwise you wind up with space cadets like the unmentionable writefags who go "No, no, there's only like two or three haters man. Everyone else loves me."
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>>14801587
Lately I've started wondering if it's the same guy arguing both sides and pulling everyone in like a tornado of shit. A shitnado.
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So, Far Cry Primal comes out on Tuesday.
Stone Age monster waifus, when?
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>>14801587
Oh boy, I can't wait for unrelated people to be boogeymaned as him again.
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>>14801524
>

>>14801552
Alps are shit and I'll make sure alpfags know it with my dying breath.
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>>14801598
Large, fluffy, chubby mammoth girls when?
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>>14801594
I feel like you're forgetting all the lurkers and people who don't care enough to chime in on whether they liked it or not, but there doesn't seem like a way to be sure.
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>>14801594
I want to just say you're clueless, but I suppose I'll try here.

Everywhere you go, there are going to be opinions. This awful thread, for example. Let's say there are a hundred unique people here. Someone posts something that appeals to a small minority, perhaps along with a small message or even nothing at all. Just a little something he likes and for the handful of others who like it.

There is nothing wrong with this, yet people like you perceive this as some kind of attack.
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>>14801603
Tuesday, apparently.
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>>14801594
Thisms. Hatred is the only way.
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>>14801599
It's easy when they start getting pissed off and making the same kinds of arguments as him.
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I've just realized. Tumblr and this board could almost be related. Say something the vocal herd doesn't like and they vomit onto their keyboards in pure, incoherent rage.

Meanwhile the guys that aren't idiots sit around and question why they even bother.
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>>14801607
>we only want a couple posts per threads guys it's no big deal!
We fell for that with alps, fool me once...
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>>14801559
The Dread Writefag Robert and his band of merry minstrels like Aftyn, Faggot, LDR, Sukiru Ikeda
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>>14801608
I can wait that long, I just like the idea of large, chubby mammoth girls who like to cuddle that's all.
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>>14801607
For arguments sake, say Inari comes back and writes one of his usual TF stories. Would you defend him? Going by your logic you would. and really, I see no reason why you shouldn't if that's your view point. It's fair enough I guess.
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>>14801586
You're absolutely right. Whose going to dump diaper pics then? Don't forget the feeders and the hamplanets. Hell, let's get that Xcom scaly in here and make it a real party.

Because that would improve things and not make a very few happy at the expense of everyone else. No sirree.
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>people are being baited again
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>>14801614
I think you're neglecting the hugbox mentality of tumblr, they avoid arguments (and hurting other's feelings) when this thread actively seeks them.
The monster board on the other popular chan exemplifies both of these qualities though.
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>>14801554
Then why is she the one striping?
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>>14801619
>The Dread Writefag Robert
That made me laugh a little more than was probably appropriate.
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>>14801623
>people are wasting images again
>people aren't making America great again
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>>14801631
>they avoid arguments (and hurting other's feelings) when this thread actively seeks them.
I don't think you've seen them when someone disagrees with or challenges their hugbox.
Maybe it's just people in general who do that and we're just reflecting humanity in here.
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>>14801607
>There is nothing wrong with this, yet people like you perceive this as some kind of attack.

>implying that's not exactly what it is
Have you seen what happened to places like /aco/ within a matter of a week from when it started?
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>>14801637
How would America be great again?
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>>14801633
I always preferred King Robert the Terrible myself.
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>>14801619
>Bob, Aftyn, Bollocks, Guy the god of writefags trained wrong as a joke
>putting LDR in with them
She's actually good though. Point is those guys you pointed out all did stuff to annoy people here, guys like Iron Beast, Historanon and Klaus are new, yet don't get shat on because they don't try and make waves or piss people off.
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>>14801621
I don't care, he can do whatever.

Now I should mention that my argument stands the content being posted does indeed fit the thread topic in some way. If some ponyfag, for example, tried to worm in, it would be proper to tell him to fuck off.
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>>14801640
>Have you seen what happened to places like /aco/ within a matter of a week from when it started?

No, I was glat that shit separated from /d/ so I never went there. What went down?
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>>14801640
Holy shit this. /d/ 2.0 It's like that can't stand there's someplace on the internet where they're not welcome.
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>>14801607
>There is nothing wrong with this, yet people like you perceive this as some kind of attack
In a perfect world, it wouldn't be worth the response it gets. But in this shithole, the more deviant you get, the more likely it is some idiots fills the thread with it.

I don't care for loli, but rather than shitpost when I see it, I just don't read it and quietly go about my day.

I like butt stuff, but I'd prefer it to never get posted here as things are. The second it does, it's likely some cancerous idiots will post nothing but it.

It's almost like furry or MLP. It's a disease. It might be okay in a vacuum, but the second it takes hold the autists come from everywhere and the hold thing goes to shit.

It's better to just kill it immediately than let it pass. My two cents.
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>>14801649
>Guy the god of writefags trained wrong as a joke

It might be just that I'm in a particularly happy mood, but when I read that I just burst out laughing.
That's good. That's a strong joke.
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>>14801653
/co/ was like "Oh boy, now our huge cheesecake and drawfag threads can go full porn. What a time for content! Let's make threads for all the great shows, and some tits and ass. And one for games!"

Now look at the catalog and despair.
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>>14801645
Remove brown monster girls, build a wall
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>>14801663
I looked. I don't see anything wrong? People are posting all kinds of porn. Seems to be working as intended.
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>>14801640
>>14801657
Of course they feel like that, they got kicked out of /d/. /d/ who already has a massive persecution complex. Let that sink in anon, the dregs of /d/ were ejected and people expected them to behave like a normal board.
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>>14801658
That's not two cents man. That's a dragon hoard worth of wisdom. The people that pretend that shit is harmless and has no effect are blatantly ignoring all the times that logic has been proven disastrously false.
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>>14801663
I think another factor we need to consider is that 99% of western porn is just awful in general.
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>>14801666
>remove brown
Who knew Satan had shit taste? MY SWORD TURNS AGAINST YOU FIEND!
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>>14801516
>>14801536
Both sides are overreacting if you ask me. He warned beforehand and posted a pastebin link instead of the usual greentext he does.

I'm not saying everything is to be allowed here. But there should be no issue with sharing a link, followed by a proper warning for those who are interresed. He did that perfectly.

Then again. Things can get stale for people after some time, which explains why people will jump on any argument they can get, simply as a way to make things more interresting again.

Enough talking about nonsense. Let's instead discuss something far more important:

Would you headpat a Honeybee Girl?

And are they fertile as workers?
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>>14801667
>playing dumb
Alright Lenny. Whatever you say.
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>>14801676
So tell me what's 'wrong.' Unless of course your argument is based on something silly like fetishes or content being posted you don't like?
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>>14801675
>proper warning
Don't try to play that card for a second. He didn't even specify what was objectionable.
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>>14801675
I would womb-pat a honeybee girl.
With my penis.
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>>14801666
>Wanting to remove brown

Not only the devil, but also literally the Devil.
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>>14801675
Irrelevant. Post honey and bees will come. In this context the bees are pissfags.

Protip: if you want an argument to die, don't reply to it.
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>>14801671
I strongly disagree. The majority of porn coming from Japan tends to focus heavily on women being very submissive. Even porn that starts with them being dominant almost always turn to them becoming cockslaves. It's dumb as hell.

And this is even before we get into the increasingly strict censorship and myriad of other issues.

"Western" porn is a great deal more diverse.
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>>14801682
Not him, but you could also say that if you knew anything about quicksilver you'd be wary of even scrolling down once you saw his name. The people who got angry about it obviously knew who he was too.
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>>14801675
>filename
DAMN YOU. Now I have FRIEND'S theme stuck in my head.
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>>14801693
By more diverse you mean 90% of it is furry?
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>>14801658
So only vanilla should be allowed here? Blowjobs, paizuri and vaginal, everything else is banned?
Sounds good.
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>>14801670
I'll admit that it's annoying to have to go to elsewhere for a kinky tentacle-girl story, but that's the price that has to be paid to keep the board from going to shit. Anyone with half a brain can figure out where to go to get whatever MG and X- fetish they have.
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>>14801649
>Pissing off a few autists equals the thread
Whatever you say famiglia
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>>14801694
That's still obvious bait for clicks and a scummy move.

>doesn't say who he is
>doesn't say what's objectionable
>just does the coy 'dare you enter my magical realm tee hee'

Poor form all around.
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>>14801693
I suppose I didn't really think about it that much. Maybe I'm letting the worst I've seen of western DA-tier stuff paint my perceptions in a partial picture.
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>>14801703
Can you please drop the hyperbole?
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>>14801708
>muh vocal minority
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>>14801708
Looks like you completely missed the point
>famiglia
But I suppose that's understandable.
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>>14801710
It's not like nobody knew his plans for the idea, but I can definitely agree with that.
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>>14801713
There's absolutely nothing forcing you to read or acknowledge what I write if I ever get back into the groove of it. But the thread can't resist a good opportunity to shitpost and run off writefags.
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>>14801675
Honeybee/general hive monstergirl headcannon incoming:
-Honeybees and ants have a single queen or a few queens depending on the particulars of the colony. Any worker has the potential to be fertile, but fertility is suppressed by the hormones produced by an actively breeding queen. The role may rotate around as individuals cool off to raise to raise the current 'generation.' New colonies start when workers decide to split off and start families on their own.

-Wasps and hornets have a similar dynamic, but more based on dominance and strength. The strongest or most willful individuals remain fertile until otherwise deposed of their command position.
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>>14801556
I actually liked this.
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>>14801710
This. It doesn't make quicksilver a fallen writefag, but he's pretty fucking close to it right now.
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You guys are dumb. Don't validate the faggots complaining they don't like the thread and just yell at them when they fuck up.
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>>14801705
Well for one, you forgot bondage.

It's a hard call to make. For the most part things are pretty set here.

>>14801717
>But the thread can't resist a good opportunity to shitpost and run off writefags
That's odd. They were pretty cool about the new story I started as well as a couple of other new anons I've seen.
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>>14801711
Anon, browse pixiv sometime. Like, actually browse it like you would DA. You'll find just as many 'bad' artists and crazy shit as you would on DA. Just like you'll find as many good/great.

Though from what I've heard, both DA and Pixiv are becoming increasingly draconian with their policies to the point they're losing many artists. Unfortunately tumblr is only a partial refuge as loli/underage is an instant ban. The internet as a whole is becoming a more censored place. It makes me very sad.

Could be worse, I suppose. There's been a massive crackdown on porn in South Korea with a lot of artists having to go to ground because they're getting arrested left and right.
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>>14801717
Fuck off. Seriously now, there are many writefags who don't get shat on and the fact that you keep plugging your ears and claiming the thread is clamoring to run you off only implies that you're the problem.
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>Dragon's Summer

The last Tsundragon chapter file is dated June last year. It's been a while, it seems. Makes sense, these things were supposed to come out last summer, after all.
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>>14801717
Run off bad writefags. You forgot that part. The part where the bad ones are the ones that get run off. You know, the ones that don't listen and play the victim. Kind of like you.
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>>14801725
>That's odd. They were pretty cool about the new story I started as well as a couple of other new anons I've seen.
This. There are several new writefags and a few returning old ones I've yet to see get abuse.
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>>14801730
>Unfortunately tumblr is only a partial refuge as loli/underage is an instant ban
>Unfortunately
I hate to break this to you, but loli/pedo fetishists are a very small minority. Do you really think any major website wants to shoulder that legal risk?
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>>14801717
I really hope you aren't quicksilver, because playing the victim and blaming everyone other than yourself are sure fire ways to make the real shitlist.
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>>14801731
Never once have you people ever offered any advice that was anything more than three words long so I wonder why I got that mindset.
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Did a different artist do some of the very early monsters like mimic or devil bug because they look markedly different than the rest
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>>14801730
Yeah, I've heard about the South Korea thing, and it's a damn shame. So many artists are just quitting their stuff and shutting down entirely because of this whole "It's for the good of the country" shit.
Hell, you can't even post loli on 4chan anymore, except on a single thread on a shitty board that gets spammed with Spider-Man pictures without fail.
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>>14801748
KC's art has improved over the years.
Unfortunately he hasn't gone back and touched up some of the older monsters.
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>>14801748
Holy hell, you really are new, aren't you?

Well, we call that "improving with practice."
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>>14801748
Progress can be amazing. A shame it hasn't been retroactively applied.
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>>14801749
Good.
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>>14801746
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>>14801645
Elect Succutrump
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>>14801746
Again, there are many writefags who don't get told to fuck off. You fucked up somewhere hard and now you're trying the pity party routine. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were Bollocks.
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>>14801746
>blaming everyone else for your failures
There. Now you can bump it to six words. That's a whole 100% increase!

>>14801757
Oh hey, I wrote that.
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>>14801750
>>14801751
>>14801754
Thats what i figured but it isnt a gradual thing at all, monsters as far back as the angel and unicorn look mostly like all the most recent ones. Theres just this dramatic shift from those to what KC is like today
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>>14801757
You can't post that! It'll destroy his whole argument!
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>>14801743
He's not me. I'm just sitting here in silence, watching this unfold and contemplating whether or not to call it quits here.
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>>14801761
I thought it was worth keeping for reference. Not quite what I had in mind, but hey.
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>>14801746
> used to make sure to always offer helpful advice on every story I read
> suggestions for improvements, likes and dislikes, whatever
> do it on Alp
> he spazzes out and announces he will no longer continue writing that fic
> now I don't give advice any more

There's a reason we got to the state we're in, you incorrigible shit, and unsurprisingly it's the fault of the usual suspects.
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>>14801767
I really hope you learned to tone it down a bit at the very least. I remember anons telling you NOT to do diapers a while ago, why did you think this would end well? It's like when Nega was told not to write fanfiction for EMG.
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>>14801767
You could always think up a new username and start over again. Maybe try a new line.
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>>14801775
>now I don't give advice any more
Not him, but that is kind of a wimpy reason to stop. There are several writefags who would be thrilled to have more criticism.
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>>14801767
It'd be a shame if you did quit.
Don't blame yourself for the unrest in the thread. It's gone off the rails quite far anyway, and there's purposeful baiting spliced in there anyway.
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>>14801767
All you gotta do is not listen to the one or two people who will bait you into doing something stupid that will make the thread hate you by saying it's all okay and fuck da police. You knew this shit was going to happen in the back of your mind if you posted that story and you did it anyway. Listen to your instincts next time. You've been around long enough to know what flies and what doesn't AND alternative places to post the things that don't if you want to share them.
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>>14801717
The only writefags that get regularly shit on are the ones that deserve it.
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>>14801775
I'm annoyed on reading this, because I actually want advice on how to improve when I post stories.
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>>14801781
I don't even see why people got so up in arms about the chapter he posted. They acted like it had scat and piss in it, when the diaper was just there for a few sentences, then gone for utterly vanilla sex.
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>>14801767
I'm sorry, but that's actually really funny. Sucks, man.
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>>14801790
I also stopped giving really detailed advice after helping Alp out with a huge several thousand word critique once. Now I just bust it down to one post or so if I see somebody ask for it.
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>tfw you are writefu is deaaaaad
Be grateful for what you have, nerds are a valuable commodity in the wasteland.
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>>14801763
He's been doing this for quite some time.
Also he has touched up a few of his older monsters, just not all of them.
Poor Red Oni, stuck with old art while her sister gets the improved style.
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>>14801746
You sound like a massive faggot with that persecution complex, Anon. There was a writefag getting good advice earlier in this very thread. People WILL offer useful advice if you aren't a total faggot.
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>>14798498
Shake that braid.
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>>14801804
It's Bollocks anon, just let him be.
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>>14801805
I want to wrap Charon-chan's braid around my dick and fuck it like an onahole.
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>>14801794
Dude. Dude. You can stop pretending to be stupid now. Do you not know how cancerous the diaperfag fanbase is? It comes with almost as much baggage as furries.
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>>14801798
Dead writefags show up again all the time, anon. Seafoam still materializes now and then and Punaldin showed up with something near the end of the last thread. I refuse to believe any writefag on the list is actually ggone for good.
Except for ParkedBuggy because he seems intent on never finishing that amazon thing.
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>>14801812
Oh god, remember the Bawww comic?
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>>14801767
Don't you dare call it quits, you still need to do more Tai and Tia some day.
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>>14801813
Or Captain. :-(
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>>14801812
duuude
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>>14801800
I want him to redo Echidna, she's one of my favorites and her art sucks balls.
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>>14801809
Close but no cigar
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>>14801767
You could try and not do the /d/ thing. I really don't care for your loli stuff but there's a vocal section of anons who do, so stick with that instead.
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>>14801824
He probably hasn't bothered because he did the black and white one for the World Guide and made one of the Fallen Maidens an echidna.
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>>14801813
3 months senpai, dead as ded can be.
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I'm not quitting writing guys, just wondering if I should keep putting it here.

>>14801812
I'd write a whole long blog post that explains my diaper fetish and how I'm an outlier and how it isn't anything like that, but I'm positive it doesn't belong here. I can't make you believe that I find the vast, overwhelming majority of the people who share my fetish even more cancerous than you do, all I can do is tell you.
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>>14801824
He sort of has though.
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>>14801838
If you know it's going to piss Anons off then don't post it here or leave it unlisted. Easy as one, two, three. You can either e-mail ELH directly or post it on other websites or /d/ like Hyphen_ii does.
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>>14801834
three months is fucking nothing, anon.
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>>14801794
You can say that about anything

Futa
>the dick was just there for a few sentences, then gone for utterly vanilla sex

Scat
>the shit was just there for a few sentences, then gone for utterly vanilla sex

NTR
>the betrayal was just there for a few sentences, then gone for utterly vanilla sex

Mecha
>the Decepticon was just there for a few sentences, then gone for utterly vanilla sex
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>>14801838
People on the other chan with a monster board seem to be more inclined to that sort of thing, maybe float it with them if you want some sort of non-negative feedback?
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>>14801838
I'm wondering if you could still write the Jubjub story, post it in your pastebin, but announce it somewhere else. Y'know, just somewhere easy where the people here who like it could go just to see if you've updated.
What do you think?
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>>14801838
>After this shitshow, you're still considering posting more of that story here

Are you braindead? Salvage your reputation while you can.
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>>14801749
What? Loli has always been on /a/. Tons of anime/manga are filled with loli characters and are often sexualized to a degree.

Loli isn't a main fetish for me, but I like it in small doses. Especially loli-dom. While I normally like tall, built women, something about a tight little girl/woman being the dominant one can be very appealing.

Nothing pisses me off quite like cenorship. Every time I hear someone complain about how loli is 'wrong' (or any fetish/kink/idea) and it needs to be banned, I just want to attack them in a tornado of teeth and fingernails because I can't think of any other way to properly display my disapproval.
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>>14801749
you can't post on /jp/ anymore because it's dead
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>>14801838
>should I keep adding chapters to something that caused a major shitstorm?
I never knew you were this stupid. Go ahead I guess, you seem to have a few anons who would take your side no matter what right now.
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>>14801861
I mean actual loli nudity or hentai. I know safe loli threads make the rounds on /a/, and you get links in the sadpanda thread.
Sure, we really tread the line when we post some pictures, but as with every other image directly posted here (and as it is on a blue board regardless) the naughty bits are always obscured or censored.
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>>14801851
>>the Decepticon was just there for a few sentences
thanks for the giggle
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>>14801865
Then where the fuck are we right now? Am I in fight club?

Probably a poor choice of words because of this place, but still.
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>>14801854
My pastebin will probably always be kept up to date so that the few who do like me and have me bookmarked or whatever can still find me. Other than that I don't think I'll be posting anywhere for awhile, just writing for me like I originally set out to.

>>14801860
>>14801876
Are you anons alright? I want to explain why my fetish isn't like everyone wants to think it is, but since this is /mgt/ I'm forced to hold my tongue and let you make silly assumptions like you're doing right now.
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>>14801881
>censoring makes it ok
Fuck off.
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>>14801847
Deeeeeaaaaaaad!
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>>14801861
Never forget.
Accelspammer saved loli.
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>>14801890
I've seen writefags show up after six months or even a year. Three months really is nothing, anon.
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>>14801861
Loli isn't a big thing for me either, but I do like having it around for variety. I don't get how somebody could get all up in arms about something like the stuff Noise, for example, puts out when there is way more objectionable stuff out there. Like all the heavy abuse/rape, ryona, and mindbreak stuff certain artists are known for.

It makes me think all the people who try to get it banned don't actually look into the medium/industry at all before hand and base all their arguments on hearsay, which is retarded.
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>>14801889
Are you feeling touched in the head, Anon? We've always posted censored stuff in the threads so it passes muster.
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>>14801758
Tell me about her policies.
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>>14801901
Got a source for that pic related?
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>>14801888
If you feel that good about it, by all means try to explain your fetish of having women wear diapers, the special absorbent underwear meant for incontinent babies piss and shit.
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>>14801901
Source?

>>14801804
Whatever you say famiglia. Since I can't ever write some of my more favorite MGs 'well', whatever the fuck that actually means to people in here, I'll just dedicate myself to developing an iron made of liver.
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>>14801906
Deport all illegal human women immigrants and build a wall, remove regulations on all venoms, bomb the shit out of paladin terrorists and more.
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>>14801911
This feels like bait.
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>>14801901
Whoops, missed that nipple.

>>14801910
I can't remember. I think it came out about a year ago. Search brother/sister incest+loli on your preferred site. It's super vanilla.
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>>14801901
With loli, it really boils down to 'muh childrens,' which itself is a byproduct of a society that glorifies violence and shuns sexuality.

Granted I don't like loli doujins in which she has no real idea going on, but when/if she does and is a little sex firecracker, that's hot as hell.

Guro and shit are extremely offputting, but it's fiction. Let people do what they want.

>>14801911
>Babies
Anon.
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>>14801918
>Deport all [...] human women
She has my vote! I suppose human men wouldn't be able to vote in monster USA though.
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>>14801888
Nobody cares about your own proclivities. They care about them being presented here. Don't make this about you. You don't see me bitching about not being able to post elf traps or whatever.

You know what that particular fetish of yours is associated with, and you know the crowd it attracts. If you understand that as you said you did, you shouldn't want them here either. So just don't post it here. Simple as that. Post it wherever else if you want. Do you remember chill /d/ fag? The guy with way worse fetishes than yours who doesn't force them here because he knows the inferno it would make? The guy that would rather chill and chat about half the stuff he likes than burn down the thread trying to talk about all of it and wind not talking about anything because of all the shit it would kick up?
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>>14801937
>I suppose human men wouldn't be able to vote in monster USA though.
It's not like I do anyway, so meh.
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>>14801888
I suppose that's as good a solution as any. Silently post the stories you like to write on your Pastebin if they're too wild for these threads, and only post updates here for stories or chapters which won't cause this place to self-immolate for four hours.
Then the people who read those former stories can just go onto your main Pastebin page, and perhaps be reminded when you update a less tame story.
It's not ideal, but nothing about these threads really are, I suppose.
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>>14801939
>Do you remember chill /d/ fag?
You mean the guy who gets off on the idea of a monstergirl choking him to death and whatnot? It doesn't sound that bad of a way to go, especially if you're balls deep in her at the time.
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>>14801928
>Exhentai
>"loli sister incest english"
>Showing 1-25 of 1,135

Well, time to get searching. This is going to be a hell of a time.
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>>14801937
It's proven that men vote for stupid stuff like more antirape laws, looser immigration, and PC culture. So of course not.
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>>14801951
I'd prefer to go by traditional succubus drain. Releasing a huge load in a hot girl is one of the better ways to go.
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>>14801952
Amezawa Koma tho
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>>14801951
Yeah, Im here and it's not to death.

>>14801939
>>14801939
I'm happy you remember me.
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>>14801939
You know, sometimes I think the people who claim to be defending the thread against people who would destroy it end up hurting us more than they ever would.
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A Beegirl blocks your path and demands tribute!
What do you do?
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>>14801960
Thanks, Anon. That's kind of you.
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>>14801967
Time for a nap.
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>>14801964
So any preference on who you want to choke you?
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>>14801965
It's them or the unwashed hordes. I'd prefer to stick with the status-quot than risk an invasion.
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>>14801967
Turn around and run. I know what happens with that bee.
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>>14801958
Being crushed Goldeneye style between a girl's thighs mid fuck would also be one hell of a way to go. Hell, anything where you're blowing the load of your life as you pass on can't be too bad.
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>>14801918
So deruella? Nah, I'm voting for Moohey Sanders.
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>>14801967
bug spray
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>>14801965
I never do, not after I've seen the alternative.
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>>14801973
At the moment, Succubutt strangling me with her tail while I test how sturdy her trachea is.
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>>14801964
I also like the idea of being strangled a little. Nothing wrong with having a powerful monstergirl actually putting you into a life or death situation and taking all the control from you for several terrifying, mind blowing minutes of absolute submission and pleasure.
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>>14801967
Cum on her tits.
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>>14801967
She's not the boss of me.
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>>14801967
I play the best song in the world until she cowers before me and asks if I'm an angel.
And I'd say NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!
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>>14801987
Wow, this is some supremely terrible taste.
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>>14801987
It's more about the trust for me. You really need to know someone before putting your life in their hands like that. The idea of loving someone so much you can hurt the the way they need you to is also a turn on.
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>>14801939
I'm a little interested to hear his reasoning since he seems to feel so strongly about it, but QS probably needs to take a nice nap or something. Just leave the thread for awhile and be more wary about what he posts in the future.

QS, your reasoning for your fetishes unfortunately has no bearing on what sort of dreck they'll eventually bring here, so it's better to leave this one be.
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>>14801969
Sharing is caring.
Through dick, unity.
no homo
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>>14802000
We've just had a guy with a diaper fetish, I think you can cut me a little slack here. I'm not talking about her killing me or anything.
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Wait is there more than just one strangulation anon? I thought it was just the one guy, or did he turn some people?
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I literally have no idea what to write or how to open a story without it sounding like shit, any tips?
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>>14802009
Point taken.
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>>14802004
It's that too, but you can't deny the power of a monstergirl combined with the way your life is literally in her hands isn't an exciting idea.
Of course she'd never hurt her anon, but the fact is she could easily destroy you if she wanted.
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>>14801967
I tell her that I am ready to become her queen's cum pump

>>14801977
Only Deruella can make MGC great again
Moohey Sanders wants to improve men's right, what an idiot
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>>14802013
Read other things, listen to music, get your mind off finding an idea and let one that interests you pop into your head. It doesn't need to be original, there are no original ideas, just write it how you want to write it.
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>>14802013
There's no secret technique on starting a story. You just do it. Make it not lame.
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>>14802011
I've always been into it, I didn't know the thread ever discussed it though.
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>>14802013
Strong opening hook is like middle school English 101. Start with something that has some energy. If you're having trouble with that, get a nice ominous/intriguing bit for prologue and use that to prop up the weak opening to chapter 1.
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>>14802009
Not to start this whole thing back up, but if someone said I had to have sex while being strangled, or had to have sex with a girl wearing a diaper, I'd probably choose the one which isn't going to starve my body of oxygen.
But that's just an opinion.
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>>14802011
I actually have a yandere image folder with a few things in it. I was tempted to rename it "Choking Hazard" at one point.
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>>14801972
>>14801992
>>14801988
Taken to a hive to serve hunderds of frustrated bee girls.

>>14801975
You escape your target, but run right into the arms of the monstergirl you were trying to escape from, a Shirohebi with heart pupils!

>>14801998
Your musical talent blows her away and soon you have a hot, panting, sweaty and dazed beegirl on the ground in front of you. She's all yours if you chose so.

>>14802028
She simply nods and brings you to the hive. You are quickly led to private chambers were a large thick and voluptuous bee is waiting for you. Your fate has been decided.

Congratulations you got what you asked for. But is this really what you wanted?
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>"Ahhh! Finally, after being sealed away for thousands of years I am free again! I think I'll celebrate by conquering Earth! Ahahahahaha!"
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>>14802040
Oxygen deprivation increases sexual pleasure a fair bit. There's a reason why both hanged men and women show signs of sexual arousal and even orgasm in some cases, and why auto-erotic asphyxiation is a thing. I'd never do that myself though, anything like that unsupervised is dangerous.
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>>14802046
Alright, who's the idiot who freed the thousand year old evil overlord?
You people, I swear
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>>14802044
>Taken to a hive to serve hunderds of frustrated bee girls.
Yeah yeah this happens every saturday on the farm, make damn good honey afterwards though.
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>>14802046
God damn it Rita! Say the line right or we're going to be here all day. Alright, let's do take three.
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>>14802011
>>14802033
http://imgur.com/a/oTo7y
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>>14802040
Both of these fetishes are garbage-tier if you ask me.
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>>14802051
But the minions are lost without her! They know nothing else!
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>>14802044
>Taken to a hive to serve hundreds of frustrated bee girls.
I'm not that much of a slut.
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>>14802046
>Gore Magala girl

Let me just get my spanking paddle.
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>>14802055
Chokes on you, I think that's hot.
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>>14802060
So you felt bad for them an instead of giving them purpose you freed the thousand year old evil overlord
See, this is why you're not a commander
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>>14802028
You know how ants milk smaller creatures and protect them in return? That's what we need, a symbiotic relationship, not MGd dragging any man off the street and drugging him until his every thought us gone and he's little mire than a cm faucet. That's why paladins exist, and rightly do. ILLIAS ACKBAR!
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>>14802044
> But is this really what you wanted?
Yes, 100% yes

>>14802046
But that's a Gore Magala they don't conquer anything, they corrupt every monsters around them by just existing but they are not evil!
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>>14802046
Quick!
Someone find me some teenagers with attitude!
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>>14802053
Rita has a foul mouth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDLf2gdFd0
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>>14802055
the guy dies, bright side is he is a piece of shit
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>>14802058
Choking is more common than you might think, but it's usually women who will ask for it.

I can't get into it, though. I was asked to choke a woman once while reaming her ass. I didn't go for it and she got all pissy and instead flipped me over and began choking me while riding me.

I've never been harder.
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>>14802063
Choking and Succubus/Wight soul vampirism gives me a chubby something fucking fierce and I don't know why.

That horrible feeling when there was a doujin on Jewkku a week or two ago about a childhood friend Succu-Grizzly fucks her beloved before draining him dry.
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>>14802065
But I did give them a purpose! They're only purpose is to serve their overlord and I gave that back to them! Besides, they promised me a place in her tower for helping them.
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>>14802072
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
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>>14802069
I've got a farmer's son who's village was destroyed by monsters, will that do?
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>>14802044
>You escape your target, but run right into the arms of the monstergirl you were trying to escape from, a Shirohebi with heart pupils!

Why the fuck would I want to run away from a cute snake miko?
She's getting cuddled.
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>>14802073
You know there are rips right?
>2016
>not knowing where to get wani rips
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>>14802082
At least I know how to get past the melancholic grey scale bear
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>>14802072
It's common because oxygen deprivation actually increases sexual pleasure somehow. I don't know why, but it's a real thing.
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>>14802075
And you believed their lies?
No. No.
You know what? Yeah. You did a good thing. Now run along to her and get your place in her tower. We're better off without you
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>>14802079
It's a start but I need at least four more.
Maybe another one later on but for now I at least need another four.
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Please don't be faggots and turn choking into the next meme fetish. I didn't even in mention it that much for it to be established. You don't want to open that door.Trust me.
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>>14802089
Too late. I'm literally imagining being strangled and drowned by a flowkelp as you read this.
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>>14802085
I'm sure its all good, they mentioned something about a throne, her, and me, think it was something like I'd get my own seat next to hers. I mean, what else could it be?
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>>14802089
Yeah, people seem fully aware of a lot of cancerous fanbases but not of others. It's just as bad as diapers anons, you better beware.
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>still no writing contest results
I'm going to die waiting for this, aren't I?
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Now here's a Chershire I could get behind. Who needs memes when you've got sweets?
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>>14802083
>implying I don't
>2016
>not getting past the sadpanda
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>>14802089
I warned you.
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>>14802084
It wasn't even that. She didn't choke me hard enough to make it hard to breathe, more like a firm grip on my neck.

Shame it was a one-time thing. I bet she was the type that'd do MG roleplay.
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>>14802096
Cheshire's do because candy causes them to get THICK
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Succubus reverse soul drain story when?
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>>14802096
>implying there's more than 1 memecat
>implying the rest aren't teleporting tricksters that don't give a shit about memes
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>>14802089
>>14802093
Take their lesson, every fetish has a deep dark shit hole with its denizens just waiting to crawl out and latch on to anything well established
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>>14801888
There is also always an erotic literature thread on /d/ that's more likely to be accepting of this kind of thing.
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>>14802102
BIG
FAT
CAT
ASS
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>>14802101
I wouldn't think that many women wold be open to that sort of thing. Most people don;t even know what monstergirls are.
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You really can't enjoy anything here on a weekend, can you?
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>>14802102
The biggest kitty cat in Wonderland!
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>>14802118
That's a funny way of spelling scylla
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>>14802118
Yep, and she's got the kitty titties to go with it.

>>14802124
All the better to nap with.
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>>14802100
>>14802093
>>14802091
>>14802110
I mentioned choking twice anon. TWICE. Not since and I see this today. Really. Guys. Stop. Because it begins with chocking and then you get into f..., you know what I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to be responsible for killing these threads. Just please listen. I've warned you before and it has all come true. PLEASE.
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>>14802096
MILF Cheshire best Cheshire.
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>>14802103
>Reverse Soul Drain
You what, first of all. Second of all, ask Harblador, Faggot, or ManyEyedHydra on Literotica, they're the only people who're /d/egenerate enough to get off to snuff or purification
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Hey guys! Quick question. My brother is a drawfag, and I'm a writefag. How would you guys feel about having a picturebook like story that we make and put on imugur? Something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9RM4HwwoKs

It came up in our discussion about shit, and thought it would be fun. Would you guys like something like this? If so, what are some stories that you'd like in this style? It'll be done in black and white, mostly pen. Opinions?
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>>14802137
>that one purification h-doujin
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>>14802089
Choke on this! *Whips out memes*
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>>14802134
We just need to find a way to quarantine the weekend retards so writefags and people like you can go about their business as usual.
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>>14802102
>You'll never accidentally bump into a gigantic, disembodied Cheshire Cat rump, only for the rest of the big cat to materialize and look at you with a big predatory smile.

Wish this was colored.
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>>14802134
I'll will tell you this though, I freaked out two of you writefags bad enough that they dropped off writing in that whole thread. Make of that what you will.
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>>14802143
Could choke them.
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>>14802109
>comparing one distinct Chershire against another
>definitely characterizing all of them
I could also throw in that one that likes to taunt the psycho, or the one from that KC doujin, but they've had their time as of late.
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>>14802146
>bragging about making writefags leave
You are what's wrong with this thread, you little shit.
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>>14802141
MY SEED SHALL CLEANSE YOUR SINS!

I love hentai. I think that got an animation but don't quote me on that.
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>>14802145
Cue her sitting on your face and calling you a dirty boy?
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>>14802137
Actually, that's a pretty good idea.

>Sex with an evil succubus
>She tries to drain your soul, but you trick her, maybe with some hidden enchantment
>Instead, her soul is drawn out into your body during climax
>Faced with direct exposure to your human soul, all the corruption in hers is burnt away, leaving just another pure soul that reenters her body when you climax into her
>Live a happy life with your new pure demon wife
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It's time! Time for smug!
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>>14802136
This >>14802102 is what happens when a parent indulges a child's >>14802096 interests. Inevitably this leads to two cats with fat asses and sugary tatas.
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>>14802163
Mocking you for being a pervert who presses his face into big plump kitty cat rumps.

Even if you protest that you walked into it by accident, you'll be muffled.
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>>14802156
They didn't leave, they stopped writing that thread. Also, "bragging?" I'm trying to help you not have the threads become more of a shitshow than they already are when things go south.
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>>14802174
pls stop, my boner can only get so erect.
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>>14802174
That and the vibration of you speaking may touch somewhere sensitive on that kitty, causing those thick thighs of hers to wrap around you tighter.
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>>14802140
seems cool.
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>>14802141
>Man reverse soul drains a Succubus to purify her back into the matron who'd watched him as a boy in the orphanage
>She's forced to watch as the corruptive mana of her essence ravages his body, transforming him from a human man into a hulking, brutish behemoth-like demon
>But, it's only temporary, the mana has run out of things to metabolize and transform, and begins to eat away at his body
>Muscles atrophy, and she's shaking him, asking him what he wanted to tell her
>He smiles a hook tusked smile at her, eyes red with fury and lust
"I... not think so well... I... Loved... You..."
>Draws his last breath and passes away
>His body turns gray, crumbling into dust
>Leaving behind a small, albeit horned infant
>Years later the boy is with the Matron, and they visit a certain tree in the forest near the cathedral
"Mama? Who's sword is that?"
>There's a sadness to her smile
"That belonged to the only man who I loved... and who saved my life. I could never repay him."
[JOCASTA COMPLEX INTENSIFIES]
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>>14802188
For the first time I'm turned off at the thought of incest.
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>>14802174
Damn these insatiable Purplecats.
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>>14802137
Does having a wizard fall count as purification? 'Cause Harblador did that already.
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>>14802196
It's never incest if they're not blood related.
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>>14802202
I believe the correct nomenclature is "faggotcat"
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>>14802188
Well, this is dumb.
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>>14802202
>This isn't what I ordered
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>>14802207
I thought the child was hers. Whatever. Snuff, even if accidental is not daijobu.
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Man wearing a shirt with a crissout sign depicting a cheshire's face, anger veins on his forehead. Cheshire behind him with shit eating grin.
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>>14802102
I want to use her tummy as a pillow and rest my head on it, her thighs on both sides of my body,
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>>14802228
Your wife tatoos "Property of Anon" on her buttocks. Is this awesome?
Y/N
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>>14802241
Y
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>>14802241
No. A thousand times no.
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>>14802241
No. I don't want, or wish to be treated, like a possession.
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>>14802239
Then I hope that you are ready to see a pure, unsmug smile of joy on her face when you wake up.
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>>14802241
No. Why would she defile her skin with ink, and on her buttcheeks no less?
If she wants to be marked for me, we can just spend a few long nights rubbing our scent into each other.
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>>14801448
Is this the chick from Dog Days?
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>>14802248
Anon she's the one treating herself like your possession.
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>>14802145
>>14802163
>>14802174
>Back into fat cat ass
>You can see the grins of several other faggotcats manifesting in mid-air
"Hora hora~ Look at this one! He didn't even blink!"
"Maybe that's because he's a dirty pervert who gets off on cat ass~"
>All three of them are grinning and walking towards you, their heavy breasts swaying
>Try to reach for a door handle, it's the plump and pliant ass cheek of one of the cats manifested on the door
>She gives a small yip of surprise and smiles
>You can smell some kind of incense or perfume in the air, and it's making your thoughts hazy
>They're all flushed and mewing now at you, noticing your erection. One of them gets on her hands and knees and her gargantuan cat ass swaying rhythmically at you
"Oh! I like this one! He doesn't know what to do!"
"Then maybe we should help him!"
>Paws grab your hands and force them onto the soft, pliant flesh of the Cheshire's ass
>Her hips are wide and each little rub or slap makes her derriere jiggle a little
"That's the spirit! He's such a pervert with that white-knuckled grip!"
"A true Ass Man!"
>You can hear your pants being unzipped as they unsheathe your weapon
"Ara Ara~"
>You're eleven and a half erect
"It may be too big~"
>You gulp, cringing when you reply
"Or she may be too small"
>They all three exchange a glance and smile before pressing you into the ribbed depths of their harem-sister
>The other two set your pace as one keeps your hand on the ass and the other kisses you
>Husking out words like "Perrrrvveerrrtttt~"
>You have a round with all three of them, then them on Raging Mushrooms, then on the Loli Potion
>Then Big Fat Cat Ass mode again!
"Toodle-oo, Big Dick Onii-san!"
"Have fun explaining this to your friends!"
>They leave you hanging from the ceiling, wrapped in bubble wrap like a bug in a spider's nest
>Their panties are all on your neck, with the words "I LIKE BIG FAT CAT ASS" written in marker on your forehead
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>>14802241
Apathetic, but it's a bit flattering so I'll accept it.
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>>14802254
No, it's the fox from dog days.
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>>14802241
No
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>>14802256
Yes, and that's troubling.
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>>14801851
>the Decepticon was just there for a few sentences, then gone for utterly vanilla sex
>then gone for utterly vanilla sex
What the fuck is this bulshit?
>>
So you're overseeing after school detention when a crumpled up piece of paper hits you in the head.

You unfold it, and promptly furrow your brow when you see that the illustration inside the paper is the hellhound delinquent (that's been in detention a number of times) fellating a crudely drawn you.

You look up and see that she's imitating a blowjob, directed at you.

What do you say to her?
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>>14802271
A crying shame if ever I saw one.
Devastator is so moe.
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>>14802272
"Not a chance. I told you fifty times no already. Why do you keep trying?"
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>>14801734
It really has been a while since you last updated Tsundragon, it's also a delight to see her get tenderly impregnated. Good work Harblador.
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>>14802258
And now I have a boner.
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>>14802272
"Miss Hound, follow me. In need you to help me get some... supplies... from the... supply closet"
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>>14801734
>>14802278
>impregnated

Oh, damn, the new chapter is actually at 510. The big timeskip chapters are from last year.
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>>14802272
Whip it out and jam it down her throat.
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>>14802272
"Jennifer, throwing shit at me will not end well for you".
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>>14802272
Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?
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>>14802288
>>14802285

Cmon fellas, hellhounds get off on the thrill of the hunt. You're really just gonna end it there? Kind of a jip.
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>>14802272
Say nothing. She can't bribe her way out of this one.
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>>14802272
"I'm already married to your aunt."
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>>14802258
They're totally going to get their assholes ravaged first.
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>>14802134
>Because it begins with chocking and then you get into f...
ho ho hold up. What's this "f" shit? You've gone and made me curious now. Don't pretend that wasn't your intent with even beginning that line of thought. What could even be associated with choking that starts with f? Fatality?
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>>14802258
I want to hunt them down for a second course of fat feline fanny.
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>>14802312
Fandango.
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>>14802292
I am not a deer. I am a man.
And that doodle constitutes a written contract.

You draw the pic, you suck the dick.
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>>14802272
"Is this the best you could come up with? Really? I expected more from you."
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>>14802272
"While the image is recognizable, it is not nearly on the level of artistic quality this establishment requires of students. D+ will be the highest you receive until you complete the assignment properly.

Moreover, the means of delivery is unacceptable. We only accept flat, clean sheets, or properly folded airplanes. Take this into account for your next iteration."
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>>14802326
Oh no, don't get it twisted, you're prey. But atleast make her work for it. Have her buy you candy and stuff. Maybe dinner. And then say no.
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>>14802287
>>14801734
Whoopsie. In regards to what was the actual update, the thigh focus was lovely.
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>>14802272
>"So, you think it's funny? You like to throw things? This could've kill me you know. If it were something tougher like metal I could've had brain damage and died. You want that? You want blood spilt in here? You want the blood of someone on your hands? Well go ahead then, kill me now. You're a Monster, you have the strength. Take my life. Do it! DO IT! KILL ME!"
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Oh no anon, you were captured by the Manticore Republic and are being handed over to their leader as a gift!

Will you survive?
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>>14802292
>>14802342
Anon she literally asked for it, I'm not looking to impress her I'm looking to get my dick sucked.
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>>14802355
>being captured by inferior beings
Immersion broken.
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>>14802355
I like Manticores, but that thing's just ugly.
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>>14802355
But I wanted to be captured by the SpiderPussy Kingdom!
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>>14802350
>Oh Demon lord, professor Anon's gone off the rails again.
>Meanwhile the hellhound's in tears as Anon shouts "DO IT!" while forcing her to try and slit his throat with a banana.
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>>14802377
my sides
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>>14802272
>Draw the lewdest pictures of submission as I can.
>Eating her out under the desk, having her ride me into the ground, the remnants of a broken desk shown
>Post-fuck snuggles
>Nonchalantly toss it back at her with a straight face, then play a long game of "Walk Home and Not Get Raped"

And then I re read the post and realised I wasn't a student, but a teacher.
>Do the same
>Let her join the previous generations as I play a game of "Drive Home and Not Get Raped and then Keep Driving"
>Throw the occasional eye into the rear-view mirror to monitor the cloud of thunderous hellfire as it crests the horizon, the wolfpack of needy hellhounds, young and old giving hot pursuit, the oldest of which from the days I was back in school.
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>>14802355
Will I survive? I would like to think so.
I'll be damned if I don't enjoy every moment of it, though.
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>>14802377
Mamonos don't seem to understand that humans almost never get the fun version of insanity.
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>>14802282
You're not allowed to like or be aroused fuck you
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>>14802355
Smiting that abomination would be mercy.
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>>14802355
I shall resist, and I shall survive. The beast will not get her meals for free.
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>>14802386
What I would give to be a student in a school full of monstergirls.
I never would've hit that period in my life where I got out of shape.
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>>14802377
She asked for it, flirting with a man married to a Wonderland girl.
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>>14802355
>Will you survive?
physically or mentally?
physically, yes they would hurt me that bad.
mentally? I'll try my best, but I make no promises.
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>>14802355
I'd rather be captured by the fascist wan country
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>>14802395
Well too bad! My cock is hard!
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>>14802431
But with all those lonely frustrated soldiers your pelvis might not survive.
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>>14802414
I've always said places like MGC and schools would breed Spartans. Not every man is a rampant slut like us. The struggle to not get raped would be real and the result would be supermen who may not be able to put down a ushi oni, but have enough brawn and technical skill from that one time a hinezumi wanted their dick, that they could atleast direct a Ushi oni's momentum against them, and flip the spider cow as she charges, then leg it, using the diversion tactics learned from that time they had to avoid surprise ninja sex.
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>>14802431
Why not flee to a nice Kingdom instead?
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>>14802463
Even though I'm a huge slut for smug monstergirls I wouldn't roll over and let one rape me.
They want me? They're going to have to hunt me down and take me by force. Adrenaline boners are the best boners.
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>>14802450
I'm fine with that. Will at least one of them take responsibility?
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>>14802492
Only the runt will. She's shorter than you, even if she is really strong.
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>>14802492
If they want used goods.
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>>14802511
Used goods doesn't count when you're the one who used the goods
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>>14802521
Nah man, you're the one who fucked all those wans. You're the used goods.
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>>14802474
I'll just flee to the nice Wendigo village in the mountains
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>>14802511
used goods are the best. The experiences of life wear away the hard edges and imperfections, leaving a polished gem.
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>>14802431
The Principality of Wansburg does not associate itself with the Dominion of Wanland.
We are however accepting immigrants free housing so long as they marry one, or several we don't judge, of our lonely unmarried citizens.
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>>14802497
If she's strong the height doesn't matter

>>14802511
I-I was pure before they defiled me, does that count?
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>>14802543
Blood diamonds made from a torn hymen.
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>>14802548
And what kinds of monstergirls were part of the group that violated you anon? I'm sorry if it's a bad memory, but this is important for the therapy.
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>>14802531
No, all the wans fucked you. You're used goods. Goods that they were the first to use. So it doesn't count for them.
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So if a group of orcs corners me in the woods would it be better or worse for me if i told them it was my birthday.
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Y'know for as much as I shitpost and bemoan piss and buggery about you faggots I still wish I could do better at loving you, and being okay by you. But mostly loving you in a totally non-gay way.
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>>14802548
Nope. Almost every girl that was tired of living away from men got their turn with you. you're far from pure now.
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>>14802540
But I said a nice kingdom...
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>>14802474
If i could find eros kingdom i would absolutely settle down
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>>14802565
Two Hellhounds, three Werewolves and one Raiju

>>14802585
B-But I can be a good husband anyway, and give them tons of daughterus
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>>14802575
Well they won't brake your pelvis. But I hope you can survive an all-nighter.
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>>14802575
If you don't, you're getting raped.
If you do, you're getting raped, but they'll let you choose how they get you off. It doesn't matter, you're only really picking what you get first.
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>>14802602
And do you find yourself wishing you could go back to them? Do you miss the feeling or did it leave you feeling empty?
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Sharing yourself between an entire, closed bonded pack of wolfgirls would be nice.
But I'd be a happy man if I could just spend weekend nights like this on the couch with a cute husky girl, our legs draped over the armrest while she gets her stomach rubbed.
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>>14802575
>A hush goes through the group when you say this
>They start muttering to each other
>'Birthday' 'Birthday' 'Birthday'
>Before finally they all turn and grin
>Balloons fall out of the sky as horns are blown
>You're dragged back to a feast and treated like a king
>At the end they bring out the biggest cake you've ever seen
>After you blow out the candles, four spry young p'orks jump out of it onto you
>You have messy cake laden pigs all over you now
>Then you get raped
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>>14802575
>Anon is accosted by what he thinks is a big mean rapesquad of green-variety orcs
>In some vague, misplaced notion, anon tells them its his birthday today in hopes that they might not rape him
>Unbeknownst to anon, what he thought was a big rape squad as actually a gruff but inwardly jolly co-operation of gentle women, genderbent versions of that one orc bro from the slutty elf non-h doujin
>Anon leaves a whole week later with his pelvis intact, nay, reinforced even, and some of the best memories of his life, and returns yearly like a mindbroken little slut because any other birthday celebration would simply be hollow.
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>>14802602
All the the times you've come inside of another girl? Forget it.
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>>14802629
>tfw my birthday is in a few weeks
>tfw no qt p'orc girls to eat cake with

Just one year closer to the grave.
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>>14802628
Just imagine cuddlepiles with a pack of husky werewolves. All of them pressed up against you, one of them draped across your lap with her tongue hanging out as you absentmindedly rub her abs.
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>>14802656
It's my birthday today anon. It is a very sad day.
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>>14802612
>>14802613
>>14802629
>>14802641
So really i should try and hide my birthday even more in order to avoid 'presents' then i already do to avoid being sung to.
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>>14802621
Yes and yes

>>14802646
B-But the forced me to do it
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>>14802656
One year closer to your monstergirl waifu. Maybe.
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>>14802665
>one of them draped across your lap with her tongue hanging out as you absentmindedly rub her abs.
I want this. As a kid, I used to have one who would always walk into my room and sleep on me during the winters. Dog blanket best blanket. Only downside was trying to get up, that bastard was a heavy fucker, and he just did not give a single shit if humans had human things to do. I miss him ;_;
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I want to be the communal husband to a small tribe of oppai loli werecats.
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>>14802656
>tfw my birthday is today
>tfw been imagining how that would go down in MGE land
>would it being my birthday make them decide not to rape me and increase my odds or make it even harder as they think its a nice thing to do
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>>14802725
How depraved.
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>>14802725
Whatever makes you happy anon.
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>>14799087
Milky Dolls
http://i.imgur.com/y1WPM8q.png
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>>14802740
>>14802742

It would be wonderful.
All the head pats I'd give, all the tummy rubs. All the heavily pregnant werecats carrying my children while wearing leafy bras and skirts.
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>>14802697
Unfortunately we're out of time for today, but I'm going to give you a recommendation. There's a place downtown where a bunch of dog girls work, Werewolves, Kobolds, Hellhounds, even a few Raiju. They specialize in men who have been deflowered and abandoned by roving street gangs, you go there and they'll assign you some girls to go live with you and make you feel loved. Tell them I sent you.
You'll get through this, I promise.

>>14802716
I miss my dogs too. I remember the older one used to crawl under my bed during thunderstorms and fireworks. He hated loud noises. The younger one was so energetic, she always tackled me when I came home from school. I miss them so goddamn much.
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>>14802755
That... doesn't sound too bad actually.
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>>14802775
That and the great snuggle pile that everyone would sleep in, the girls rumbling purrs coming out as they dreamed.
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>>14802665
Oh god, that sounds amazing and warm and soft. I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of them.
Obamamana better work, though. I don't want to deal with pet allergies whenever I want to dive into the cuddle pile.
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>>14802681
>>14802738
They'd take your arm in theirs, drag you along without taking no for an answer, and treat you to a fun day out doing the things you like. Then, when you get back home, she'll turn the lights out, drawing your eyes to the cake topped with an appropriate number of lit candles on it.
When you blow the candles out, she'll jump out of the cake and have chocolate-covered sex with you.

Happy birthday, lonely people.
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>>14802811
Monstergirls don't trigger allergies ever.
Now rub that Werewolf's stomach while her sisters press up against you.
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>>14802764
T-Thanks doc.
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>MFW be at work trying to brainstorm stupid ideas for smut short
>MFW foreigner from Order lands sleeping on his back during a rainstorm
>Only to wake up to a Raiju going absolutely HAM on his navel, effectively giving him navelingus and licking at his stomach
>MFW something something something bullshit contrived reasoning of Raijin-sama's thunderous ass slaps making Raiju's scared and all they can remember due to MAMANOMANA is their fascination with navels
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>>14802665
I'd need to train to satisfy them all and keep up with them in the physical department.
But if it meant living with a family of loving, fuzzy wolfgirls, I'd gladly throw myself into that pile.
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>>14802864
I completely forgot the original mythology gave raijus that affinity for sleeping inside navels.
That's a whole new facet to approach them from, and I don't think I've seen anyone play on it yet.
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>all these people wanting a harem
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>>14802852
No problem. Now go on, you might end up with a cute wife after this is done.

>>14802918
Are you ready for the nuzzling anon? Because there's going to be a lot of nuzzling.
Also rough fucking.
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>>14802943
It was played on before the profile was even translated.
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>>14802943
It'd be kind of hard to make a compelling story out of that one element but people will like what they like.
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>>14802747
I'll take your word for it, because she doesn't look much like a doll to me
> "But isn't that the point, Collector-kun?"
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>>14802947
>Not wanting a Harem
Get a load of this guy.
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>>14802968
I don't want a load from any guy though.
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>>14802968
Bigamy > Harem
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>>14802968
I feel like my cheshire waifu would be more than enough for me to deal with. I wouldn't want to imagine adding more to the mix. Well. I would definitely add a lamia. Maybe a manticore. But thats it.
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>>14802975
Would you take a load off Fanny?
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So bored. Actually opened up MGU to try to find a diamond buried in the shit.
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>>14802947
How else would I get to experience the best of all worlds?
I wouldn't go more than four though.
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>>14802984
Anon, it's a Harem at that point.
Better than me though, I'm such a fucking slut.
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>>14802984
I wish we had more than RS to convince me that Manticores aren't completely overdone/memetic
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>>14802990
You poor bastard.
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>>14802994
So then you'd be fine with your waifu having multiple guys?

No?

Jee, why not?
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>>14803002
halp

I want to read something interesting. Something that expands on the war with the Order, while preferably making them out to be the good guys.
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>>14802947
If I had to choose between a harem or nothing, I'd choose the harem.

But my ideal is definitely just one girl. No worrying about if you're leaving someone out of the fun that way.

I would make Momiji a mother so hard.
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>>14803013
>>14803013
I actually would.
Just makes it easier to test out an alping potion on them and add more members to the harem.

And if anyone raises a stink then I can just point out that they're alps and no one cares.
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>>14802947
Is an incestuous mouse family a harem?
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>>14803026
Alp posters confirmed for cuckolds.
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>>14803026
You're kind of missing the point.

It's extremely selfish to say it's fine for you to have a harem but deny it to others.
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>>14803026
>this is the shit Alpfags are into
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>>14802947
I know, right?

I mean, the main reason I'm against it is that monstergirls are supposed to be ridiculously horny. Their sex drive is bigger than yours. They never have a headache, they never don't want skinship, they're never off in another town because they love you so much they never want to be apart. It's the GUY who has to pretend to have a headache when he's Living With Monstergirl, if he ever wants to get a good nights' sleep ever.

The fact that she wants too much sex is already going to strain your relationship with just one of them. And you want a second one?

> "Three hours of sleep a night for the rest of my life is too much, I need MORE monstergirl!"
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>>14802951
Good. I'll nuzzle them all until my nose is as red and raw as a Tumblr OC.
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>>14803042
News at Elev- wait, this is actually a new development
BREAKING NEWS!
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Monogamy = Bigamy >>>>> Harem

.
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>>14803042
It's all part of the game my dear Anon.
She goes into a bar, acts like she's looking for someone and then some guy comes up, hits on her and, a few drinks later, the new alp wakes up in the basement with the rest, ripe and ready for mind breaking.

>>14803043
I can impregnate mutliple girls.
She can't get multiple pregnancies by multiple guys.
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>>14802990
There are some.
Man, I've started to miss the old populated site it was recently. Forums have their perks. It's a stream of shit like this place all the same, plus horrendous namefags & egomaniacs, but the bright side is that it's much easier to avoid that sticking to threads and people you like.

>>14803020
Now there was literally a story like that reposted from MGU awhile back. Search For The Order in archives.
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>>14802947
>He doesn't want to take his cock after he's showered several of his waifus with his love and plunge it into the hot and moist folds of his Bicorn waif's horse pussy
>Making her ahegao from the "cocktail" of love juices covering his Shaft of Shame
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>>14802957
Yeah, a whole story based around that would be tricky unless it was a pure smut story. But giving them quirks stemming from the idea isn't that hard.
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>>14803090
okay bollocks
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>>14803084
Isn't warosu still dead?
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>>14803057
B-b-b-but muh mamanamana though...
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>>14803091
It's all about the execution moreso than the idea, Anon. Same basic concept with shit like Diablo shoulder-jobs or Hellhounds/Frosthounds being able to heat or freeze their bodies freely based on whatever foul magic powers them.

>>14803101
Hi.
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>>14803057
But not all MGs are horn dogs.
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>>14803115
no, none of that bullshit
also, a life of nothing but sex gets old in a hurry
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>>14803125
*distant laughter*
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>>14803125
> not all MGs are horn dogs
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I want to drink a bunch of endurance potions and then spend a full week fucking a harem of monstergirls.
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>>14803114
It is.
https://arch.b4k.co/jp/

>>14803125
Their libido being higher than male's average is a general assumption for all.
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>>14803135
Lamiaroid might just be my favorite whyboner girl.
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>>14803134
>>14803135
Here's one, off the top of my head.
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>>14803083
And that's not how alping works.
So we can add "wrong" to the list of things alpfags are too.
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>>14803125
LaughingCheshire's.jpg
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>>14803149
>Im fucking plying
Beat her in a fight and try to get her off your dick. Every single MG who takes you for a husband is a horndog
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>>14803125
>
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>>14803161
>muh mge
>muh kc
please quit trying to force shit on people
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>>14803020
Now that I think of it, Niebelfader's latest CYOA is from perspective of the Order's forces as well.
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>>14803171
>Quit trying to force shit on people
>Implying MGs aren't all horndogs when their fucking leader is a goddamned Succubus variant
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>>14803171
fuck off
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>>14803161
What a blank fucking statement, any woman who loves you in a relationship with you will be a horndog.
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>>14803152
That misconception really bothers me.
You gotta be an incubus, and you have to really fucking want to be a woman. It's the first line of the Alp's profile.
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>>14803184
Yeah, and anons WHOLE point was
>I want more than one
>Three hours of sleep a night is too much
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>>14803125
That's right b-boys, some of us are allies.
I'm know the matriachy has given us all a bad name, and maybe we deserve it, but the more enlightened of us are really trying to put things right!
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>>14803190
Pharaoh law lets me have 4 mummies
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>>14803178
> Everyone chose poorly
> I will never write the ending where Judas didn't fuck up
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>>14803171
Crazy eh? Instantly applying MGE rules just because someone posted a girl from MGE with implied profile info to prove his point.
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What's a horndog?
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>>14803084
Found it! Thanks. "For the Order" if anyone else is interested. I can't be the only one bored to tears.
http://pastebin.com/PdC4D28X

>>14803178
I'll check it out.

I don't know, I just don't like super grim stuff. Nothing gets me harder than a bunch of liberated Order soldiers getting tenderly ravished. I'd much rather it be a good end for everyone involved. War Games was a good short story.
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>>14803212
Succubus wolf.
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>>14803212
Succubus with a pet wolf
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>>14803201
Why would you add a "niggas gonna fuck up" option anyways?
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Is the idea really so ridiculous?

I just want to find a nice, affectionate kobold to settle down with and go on walks with during the day. We can just settle down at the point in a relationship where sex is infrequent, and you spend most of your time not caring about your image in front of each other and laughing at terrible movies.

Then we can fall asleep cuddling every night, and wake up to more not sex.
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>>14803213
Well fuck me, it hasn't been updated in three years. RIP.
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>>14803191
You know what never mind.
I'm going straight into the bad part of town, finding the most scantily clad hellhound gang leader I can and I'm honking her tits.
Anything is better than listening to a bonnet tipper.
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>>14803212
A Werewolf that can balance on an ear while spinning a basketball on her foot.
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>>14803238
>where sex is infrequent
We have disagree here. The best frequency is however much makes you both happy.
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>>14803234
An adventure needs an element of confrontation and risk, I suppose.
Depending on how you handle a CYOA, that element can be rather more dangerous and literal than in other media.
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>>14803222
>>14803233
>>14803255
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>>14803238
>I just want to find a nice, affectionate kobold to settle down with and go on walks with during the day. We can just settle down at the point in a relationship where sex is infrequent, and you spend most of your time not caring about your image in front of each other and laughing at terrible movies.
>We can just settle down at the point in a relationship where sex is infrequent, and you spend most of your time not caring about your image in front of each other and laughing at terrible movies.
>settle down at the point in a relationship where sex is infrequent
>sex is infrequent
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>>14803191
Ah! A Lizard Sister of The Church of Reformed Monster Girls! Welcome, it will be good to have another strong sword-arm to defend our village!
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>>14803265
This is a horndog:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1438588
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>>14803274
HORNS
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>>14803274
>no drunken master Satyros meido
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>>14803201
You ever going to write again?
>>
wan wan
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What are some fairy tale books that a succubus would tell her kids? What do you think the lesson would be in said stories?
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>>14803201
>implying there wasn't room left for that
>implying you couldn't make it if you wanted
Niebel please, everyone knows you're a stinky slut for bad ends, just like you tend to shift the guilt on others or, ahem, 'bad profile translation'.

On a serious note, I did have a laugh reading some of their 'genius' choices back in the thread.
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>>14803274
I want her to give me a handjob with those gloves.
>>
I kind of want to to a CYOA, but I have no idea what kinda voting system would be best. I like the potential for the story to go completely off the rails and let the readers chose their own fate, but it seems like there's way too much potential for errors
>>
CYOA means create your own adventure, right?
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>>14803234
I didn't want to railroad people. And hey, if every path leads to True End, it's not much of a game, is it?

Also I get sexually excited by Bad End male-NTR dragon emotional child abuse, so...
>>14803316 yeah, that.

>>14803301
I'd love to, if I got any ideas that gripped me. ONE DAY
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>>14803242
A shame indeed. And that writing quality mang.
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>>14803340
Chose your own
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>>14803308
The werewolf and the three shotas, Bishie anon and the seven dwarves.
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>>14803347
I spent like 10 minutes questioning whether or not I even wanted to start. It's a shitty feeling when you really enjoy something that won't ever end.

Meh. Reading it anyway.
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>>14803360
I don't want to read the new version of Rapunzel.
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I'm helping my dad repave his driveway by hand.

It's quite a lot of work.

Post MGs that would help with manual labor.
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>>14803360
>The werewolf and the three shotas
More like hammer-time Paladin decked out in wolf pelts and the three chubby P'Orcs.
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>>14803360
>The werewolf and the three shotas,

>This one is small
>This one is big
>This one is medium
>All go in me
>The end
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http://pastebin.com/YbrgJ1bg

Weresheep cashier 3.
Contains cunnilingus and shitty puns.
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>>14803343
>I'd love to, if I got any ideas that gripped me. ONE DAY
Whatever. I'll keep assuming that your life has gotten so perfect that you find writing monster smut beneath you.
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>>14803380
Gnome to mix unbreakable cement, Minotaur to haul materials, Scylla to spread it super-fast, and Kiki for detail work & clean-up.
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Blue ring scylla when?
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>>14803430
Why would you want a loli scylla to wrap herself around you and use her poison to make your dick so hard it hurts, all the while keeping your hands away from yourself so she can taunt you and offer to help ease the stiffness?
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>>14803457
I would like to invest in the blue ring scylla foundation please.
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>>14803457
>loli
In the trash with the bluebottles
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South Carolinian here, what Monster Girl would help me best celebrate a decisive victory? I'm thinking Satyros, we'd party hard, drink, and wake up naked in bed together.
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>>14803480
Well, what do you propose a golf ball sized octopus be then?
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>>14803376
It'll be worth just for a short Mantis qt action somewhere over there, trust me.
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>>14803486
Valkryies or any order girls.

He's going to make America great again.

The tanuki's would be looking for you too if you are in Nevada.
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>>14803491
Bigger. Since when has size had to do with anything? Look at arachne, or the vast majority of insect girls.
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>>14803486
What did SC do as of recent?
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>>14803504
Trump was unstumped.
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>>14803504
Guac Bowl merchant finally gives up and is having a "Going out of business" sale.

Please buy some to support the poor Kappas
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>>14803504
Made America Great Again
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>>14803508
Nice
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>>14803503
Relative to other octopi, they're still tiny.
But fine, have your flat chested, petite scylla that is only a few inches shorter than a regular one.
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>>14803480
You sir have shit taste.
And it's the box jellies you should be watching out for.
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>>14803457
>Tetrodotoxin envenomation can result in victims being fully aware of their surroundings but unable to breathe. Because of the paralysis that occurs, they have no way of signaling for help or any way of indicating distress.
>no cure

I guess I just have a death wish. We need more aquatic MGs though.

>>14803503
A small spider would be represented as a loli, so a small octopus should
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>>14803496
Literally just finished that part. Is it mindbreak or is it something more? The Order soldiers actually portrayed as human beings. The bit with the priest. Holy shit this story is gold. I actually feel conflicted here. We have maybe two or three other writers with this kind of skill.
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>>14803504
Something involving college football or basketball I'd wager. Or the circus of the presidential race going on.

>>14803538
>>14803430
>>14803457
>Wanting a loli who has one of the most horrifying toxins known to the animal kingdom
I'll take Shit Taste In MGG for 800, Alex
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>>14803513
I never understood his turtle meme. What was all that about?
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>>14803538
>A small spider
All spiders are small unless you're going to get into relative size
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>>14803550
>a loli with powerful toxins is """"shit taste""""

This is why plague rat will never exist, because of scumbags like you.
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>>14803568
Yeah, that's why they're all the same size except for the bigass tarantula
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>>14803568
A goliath spider is as big as a plate, but yea relatively.
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>>14803578
You dishonor the image of the best Jojo with your shit taste.
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>>14803592
>best Jojo
Talk about shit taste
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>>14803592
>Joseph
>Not gappy or josuke

I think I've found my complete opposite.
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>>14803560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

Jeb carries little turtle toys in his pocket, loves turtles, and says "Slow and Steady wins the race". It's one of his many autistic /r9k/ traits.

On a related note, I wish KC would redo Kappa's art, we need more cute turtle girls.
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>>14803583
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>>14803578
And here I thought only Nyanon and Bollocks were Skaven fetishist faggots of India levels of taste
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>>14803625
Curry is pretty great tho
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>>14803625
Hey man, India has a space program.
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>>14803602
I can't believe I forgot about Josuke and Gappy for a minute.
Yeah nevermind, Joseph's the third best Jojo.
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>>14803578
>Make it not loli
>Now its not shit taste
Not dick science
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>>14803631
Bull-fucking-shit it is. Curry is like the Manjeet of smells. It fucking soaks into your hair, skin, clothes like you're a goddamned smoker except instead of that you smell like the raging inferno from your anus once you decide to evacuate your bowels and let the floodgates open
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>>14803648
I guess she could be more teenage bodied like a Hinezumi or Dormouse. Actually that would fit better.
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>>14803651
Yeah, it's pretty great. Especially when you live with someone who hates the smell of curry.
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>>14802272
Toss a paper back at her, a drawing of me holding hands with another girl while flipping her off. Under the drawing

Kobolds>hellhounds

And go back to my book.
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LET THERE BE NIGHT,
GOD BLESS THE FATHER, THE SON
LET THERE BE NIGHT,
AND DAY BE GONE!
LET THERE BE NIGHT,
THE MASS OF DARK HAS BEGUN,
LET THERE BE NIGHT
AND DAMN THE SUN!
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>>14802947
>being a fucking faggot
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>>14803683
>liking SJW-tier trash
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>>14803683
Not so fast!
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>>14803708
>Nazi vampire
>SJW
Anon get your head on fucking straight.
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>>14803213
Oh hey, I remember reading this story a really long time ago when it had way less chapters.
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>>14803708
Dud you watch the abridged series or something?
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>>14803683
Is that Rip Van Winkle from Hellsing Ultimate, because if so, She's a cutie and i always awesome to see?
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>>14803683
Is it bad that I've fapped to her death scene?
Multiple times?
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>>14803716
In political science, there's sometimes something called the "horseshoe theory".

Traditionally, people think of left and right wing as polar opposites on a line, with moderates at the center and extremes at the ends. But in reality, extremely radical right-wingers and left-wingers have more in common with each other than the center (see: Nazi Germany and Stalin's USSR).

So a more accurate political spectrum is that of a horseshoe, not a straight line. The more extreme you go to either end, the more they converge in their totalitarianist mindset.
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>>14803724
Yeah, but I've only read the manga. Still, a cutie regardless.
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>>14803724
Yeah it is.
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>>14803043
>much gender equality
Really nigger? With all the femdom and girl power that seems to come from MGE, people like you forget, it's setting made for men and their indulgence, monstergirls may "eat" us, but we are the ones giving the Dick still. You can't rape the willing.
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>>14803739
Hell yeah she's a cutie, in fact I don't know who like more Rip Van Winkle or Seras, as both in my opinion the cutest vampires ever.
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>>14803736
That was by far the lewdest death scene. A virginal girl being pinned to the wall by a very charismatic Wallachian count who penetrates her with a long, hard object and holds her gasping body close to his with that little spurt of blood to represent her cherry being popped gave me the biggest chubby.
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>>14803308
Be nice to men and you'll get fucked like crazy. But don't be a beta.
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>>14803759
Don't forget the blushing and licking.
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>>14803769
Yeah. Like I said. It was lewd as fuck and I'd smash Rip Van Winkle like a goddamned freight train
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>>14803738
Literally who gives even a single shit? Fuck off.
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>>14803755
>not shinobu
>not moka
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>>14803773
I'd Rip her Van Winkle.
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>>14803755
>the cutest vampires ever
Even cuter than Scarlets?
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>>14803764
Why does every monster girl have to be an alpha, aggressive individual? Everyone's born different and like different things, so why do they have to be only one way. Not every guy likes an overly aggressive girl, as this may imply to them they are stubborn and don't listen to people very well. Just saying, it's not healthy to teach young monster girl only partially correct facts and give them options on how to live their lives.
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>>14803786
>not rip her van until it winkles
ONE JOB
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>>14803793
hags
>>
Okay, so me and my brother decided we're going to do a picturebook for MG daughterus, and the thing to take away from it is "If a deal is too good to be true, it usually isnt." and "don't trust other MGs when it comes to men." This gonna be good. And if you anons like it, we'll make more. But this is just a test run, no guarantees. But itll be interesting to do.
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>>14803793
Seras is cuter than both of them combined.
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>>14803798
>why does every mg have to be an aggressive alpha
Didn't say that though.
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>>14803793
Yes, as hard as it is to believe, they're even cuter than the Scarlets, which is quite hard to beat. They both just great in different ways and their personalities both appeal to me just like their looks. Plus, both can fight good and are funny/ sweet as hell.
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>>14803808
This a Youtube thing?
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>>14803780
>>not shinobu
Adult shinobu a lewd, not cute. Kid shinobu is just generic kid cute.
>Moka
Nigger, you had better mean inner. And inner is less cute and more cool. I'm with this anon Rip Van Winkle is hands down one of the cutest vamps in the media
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>>14803808
Okay.
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>>14803809
You sir, are my goddam nigga of fine taste.
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>>14803826
Nah, I'm gonna write the story, and he's going to draw the pictures. After we're done, were gonna put it on imugur as an album and post the link here.
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>>14803814
Sorry about that, was thinking of someone else and accidentally goofed up, carry on with your day.
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>>14803846
>Apologizing
>On 4chan

Found the one who wants to be bullied! Secret alp/cyclops poster detected!
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>>14803718
Just finished. Got a bit weird there towards the end, and too much mindbreak for my tastes. Not at all a fan of daughters being broken into mindless abominations. Nice mantis bit though.
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>>14803839
Good, good, keep it on the dl.
>>
Dammit guys, now I have to go fap to Rip
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>>14803866
What, you wouldn't be loud and proud about your creations? Are you some sort of alp?
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I bet you couldn't hunt down and marry a turkey because you're not man enough.
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>>14803851
Lay off my buddy
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>>14803873
I'm pretty sure thats supposed to be a peagina.
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>>14803872
You want to get popular great. Bringing in a bunch of faggots from Youtube here? We gone have problems.
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>>14803870
I want to pat her on the head!
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>>14803885
No I would never do such a thing. I just want to create content for all you lovely people who share the same interest as I.
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>>14803827
And what if I meant outer Moka faggot? The fuck you gonna do about it, scrape and lick me? Yeah, thought as much.
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>>14803870
Imagine combing and brushing all dat long hair after a shower, with her sitting bare naked, pale white skin still beaded with moisture. She sits before you, her freckles standing out against the faint blush on her cheeks as she hums her favourite parts of Der Freischütz.
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>>14803893
You know what the road to hell is paved with. Just be careful.
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>>14803878
Marquis andrealphus of the ars goetia, to be more specific.
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>>14803878
Turkey anon, turkey.
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>>14803904
Cobblestones? Pavement? Nah, I get you. Don't worry, I'm not gonna give away our super secret meeting place.
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>>14803893
>lovely
Anubisfag?
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>>14803898
>The fuck you gonna do about it
Call you out on having such atrociously, heinously, and blasphemously shit taste. Like, "the devil excretes and your army eats" tier shit. Taste so horrid, the mere proximity to it makes the earth buck and heave. Stay away from San Francisco, nigger.
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>>14803899
>hums Der Freischütz as she has her hair comes and blushes
I want this so bad, her tall figure combined with her freckles makes her so cute. I imagine cuddling with her would be great as her height would cause her to blush and fluster, unexpecting me to be the one to want to hug her and keep her warm. After all, she must feel quite cold and having someone warm and friendly to cuddle with her would probably make her both happy and give the biggest smile ever.
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>>14803542
>Is it mindbreak or is it something more?
If you refer to what I think you do, then yeah, there is demonic energy mind warping part to it. It should be noted the story follows original MGE laws closely, I remember there wasn't as much skepticism about it back then.

It only adds to the story's atmosphere, really. Like, these soldiers are just men and women with homelands, families and identities they want to keep, but they're dealing with a pretty much desperate situation so far, slowly but steadily losing countries, frontlines and numbers, in the middle of a rapidly crumbling old world order everyone's used to, facing a power they almost don't understand other than it's alien. The worse it is, the more you sympathize with those that hold on, and yet it doesn't make monsters as some unlikable fucks either.
Not to mention the author made the best out of KC's clew of facts and meanings by expanding and putting more sense into it.

TL;DR I'm just doki for stories like that is all.
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>>14803934
>San Francisco
>gay capital of the world
I'm so scared.
The Yuki onna and succubus are better anyhow.
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>>14803969
No that was an allusion to the already temperamental fault line, and the global catastrophe it would cause were your proximity of shit taste to ever interact with it.
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>>14803990
Kek
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>>14803916
Nope. That is not who I am.
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>>14804008
Your attitude is still not negative enough.
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New girl after flow kelp yet?
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>>14804073
Its been several days anon, youve been in a coma or something?
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>>14804073
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hakutaku
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>>14804073
havin a giggle m8?
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>>14804102
You will never lean down and use her stomach mirror to see if there's something in your teeth.
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>>14804073
>Draugr girl when?
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>>14804102
Been busy. My mom died.
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>>14804130
Mam I don't think its very safe to felate a sword.
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>>14804156
Haha
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>>14804156
My condolences.
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>>14804156
My condolences anon.

>>14804173
Don't be an ass.
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>>14804171
>scars on her breasts
>fingers are cut
I don't think she cares.
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>>14804156
oh, nothing can fill that void in your life, have this as an apology for my earlier tone
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>>14803603
Dont worry Anon, it gets worse for Senor Jeb!
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>>14804183
The lengths monster girls will go to seduce a man.
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>>14804175
>>14804179
Thanks you guys.

>>14804187
That's a nice salamander.
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>>14804053
Wha? Do I need to be negative to all these people? I don't feel like that is necessary.
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>>14804156
Sorry to hear that
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>>14803603
That's a very blue horse pussy.
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>>14803603
>Downloading the sample size

There's only two things I can't stand in this world.

People who are intolerant of centaurs because they are centaurs.

And those who bugger up by downloading the sample size images off websites.
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>>14804286
>He likes hrosepussy
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>>14804303
What? If a willing centaur just walked up to you and asked to fuck, you'd turn her down? Are you turning faggot?
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>>14804220
For your sake I hope you're joking.
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Good night anons, hope ya'll dream of monster girls
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>>14804318
>If a willing centaur just walked up to you and asked to fuck, you'd turn her down?
I'd laugh in her face and show her pics of by beautiful, non-horsepussy waifu, and make double she knows that I'll be thinking of her and laughing while I plow my waifu from behind.

>>14804220
He's telling you to enforce the 4chan is a rough place meme.
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>>14803950
>If you refer to what I think you do
Just the conclusion to the mantis bit. I was hoping for a story with more of a "good end" then mind break. I started out sympathetic to both sides but the writers tone shifted to a less neutral more "the order is actually right" kind of story. It was pretty clear most monsters weren't decent beings. I get that appeals to some but it's not my thing.
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>>14804318
Yes. I have standards.
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>>14804303
>>14804335
>>14804357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M
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>>14804367
I once Haha'd a guy after his mom died.
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>>14804367
I once called some one a faggot even though I have no proof of their sexual persuasion.
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>>14804367
How degenerate am I? I'd fuck centaur in her horsepussy while telling her that her's is the best, then spend the night holding hands with her.
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>>14804243
I can't understand why that one daughteru is floating, and the daughteru in the pouch gives me the diabeetus.
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>>14804397
Haha, so?

>>14804381
You can go in

>>14804400
Right this way sir. Sorry for keeping you waiting.
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>>14804412
>Haha, so?
What? That's tough and mean, and it shows what a hard place 4chan is. Its full of hackers. I'll even insult your race without actually knowing what race you belong to, I don't even give a fuck.
>>
>be a bartender/tavern owner
>open up a little tavern right between the Human Kingdom and the Demon Realm
>figure it'd be good business, catering to both sides
>it's a fucking madhouse
>adventurers keep asking if I have any tasks for them, like I'm some sort of directory for them
>monster girls keep trying to rape anything that walks; alcohol certainly dosn't help
>have to break up fights daily
>have to break up spontaneous fucking daily
>nearly lose my mind every day trying to make sure this place dosn't burn down
>yes, I can see you jerking off that young cleric underneath the table, were-sheep
>no Jinko, I won't arm wrestle you for a drink, even if I get to touch your paw pads
>beer suddenly pours out from above
>have to remind all Arachne that the ceilings are off limits from drinking
>hear bottles behind the counter start clinking behind me, with floating purple paws trying to grab them
>have to bat away thieving Cheshires from out behind the bar
>begin to wonder why I even do this anymore
>Satyros sidles up to the bar, asks if she can open up a tab
>sorry, cash up front only, no exceptions
>she looks rather glum for a second, but then suddenly brightens up
>"If I flash you, can I get a round of shots?"
>stare at her with a deadpan expression
>Absolutely
>as Satyros starts to undo her top, remember exactly why I do this
>I love my job
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>>14804197
I know, isn't it great?

>Dormouse at a water park being ribbed on by her friends because she never goes on the high dive
>They taunt her mercilessly, she's had enough, and begins making her way up
>Halfway there she looks down and already feels like fainting, but the jeers from below drive her on out of spite
>She's at the top and realizes this was a very bad idea
>As she crouches to climb down she locks eyes with a slab of beef of a man below
>Friends come and go, but dick
like a brick is forever
>She stands, determined to take the plunge, but slips and falls off the side
>She doesn't remember hitting the water, or her life flashing before her eyes, but she'll never forget the warmth of that man's lips as he gave her mouth to mouth, asking her out as soon as he's sure she's okay and carrying her off princess style as her friends look paler than a wisp out of jealousy
>WORTH IT
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>>14804335
>meme
Have we been browsing the same threads pumking?
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>>14804438
I was fully expecting her to fall asleep and fall off that way.
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>>14804437
>"If I flash you, can I get a round of shots?"
This would be wholly dependent on how big her chest is.
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>>14804450
Dormice can do everyday things while asleep.
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>>14804449
>He thinks it isn't a meme
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>>14804438
Now I need to see a dormouse being princess carried drawn.
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>>14804468
>>14804468
>GUYS! REMEMBER THOSE FOUR TO FIVE HOUR SHITSTORMS WE USED TO DO FOR FUNSIES? ISN'T PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED FUN?
I see you're enjoying the weekend.
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>>14803839
What MGs are you including?
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>>14804102
To be fair, she is extremely forgettable and didn't arrive to much fanfare. Or any.
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>>14804493
So far its a succubutt running away from an arranged marriage. We're thinking about having a cheshire be the one to promise stuff. But we aren't completely sold on it yet. I'm pretty much just writing a bunch of synopsis' and seeing which one we agree on.
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>>14804102
I'd like her better without horns honestly
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>>14804381
Oh hey, I remember that. Good times, those. Not like these current times.
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>>14804438
>Dormouse work by proximity demonic energy
>It's strongest when asleep (unconscious)
>Dormice constantly going out and doing semi-dangerous things at Beaches, Pools, ect
>Every man who runs to help is immediately dosed with D.energy

It's like the perfect trap with the only counter being female lifeguards.

Glorious female Baywatch styled lifeguard MGs and Paladins.

Also as a man of medicine, I hate to inform you that mouth to mouth resuscitation is effectively a dead art as simple chest compressions are significantly more effective.
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>>14804484
Yes. People on this site enjoy shitposting. We truly are the Detroit of the internet. Oh woe is me, how horrid this place is. Grow a fucking cock you wanker. If the dude doesn't feel the need to be an acrid piece of shit, so be it.
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>>14804500
What she does could easily be done by a crow tengu, maybe if she had something more unique.
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>>14804542
Fuck you lots too anon.
Sea bishop flipping off a faggot.jpg
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>>14804335
>>14804357
If the only MGs in the world were Centaurs would you turn them down?

Same question but with this Yeti.
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>>14804546
Pretty much, but I might think that because I have a crow tengu waifu.
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>>14804529
>dormouse cumflation
Oh yes
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>>14804588
I would turn down centaurs, but that yeti is a cutie.
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>>14804595
That had literally nothing to do with that post.
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>>14804588
I would love that Yeti so tenderly on our wedding night.
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>>14804588
>I knew what it was
>I opened it anyway
I hate myself and if those yetis were the only MGs around I'd go full ILLIAS Kreuz.
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>>14804588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB32073N4vY

What do you mean centaurs are the only MGs?
>>
people underestimate the amount of minor bullshit you can get away with when you have a element.

Like throwing stones at people and causing small quakes when you've got a gnome. or spooking people by setting random shit on fire with a ignis
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>>14804595
While I agree with >>14804611, the thought is nice.
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>>14804588
I'd turn them both down until we go on a date and learn more about each other
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>>14804611
>every man that goes near gets dosed
>MGs keep men by way of demonic energy
2+2 is 4.
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>>14804588
>Tomasu yeti
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>>14804633
Agreed. I'd totally fuck his snail and the frog/lamia combo though.
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>>14804616
As in your choices are a variety of centaur women or human women.

>>14804607
>>14804612
Here have the original...

>>14804613
>>14804633
Hey /mgqg/ how are your threads going nowadays?
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>>14804622
>sylph partner
>blowing off women's clothes wherever you go
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Don't just be a man! Be a warrior!
Show your might by taking on all 3 at once!
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>>14804655
She's not that bad. I don't understand all the hate.
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>>14804655
Disgusting. Please chop off all your fingers and never post again.
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>>14804673
In bed?
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>>14804673
The dragon can fuck off.
>be a warrior
A booty warrior?
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>>14804686
That's round 2, but only if you win
>>14804687
>The dragon can fuck off
Just don't want the dragon? or do you not like a 3 on 1 fight?
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>>14804714
Don't want the dragon.
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>>14804714
But I'm no fighter, why are they all ganging on me?
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Would you impale them like a Wallachian?
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>>14804673
This is going to take cunning and trickery, but I think I could take them.
It's the second round I'm worried about.
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>>14804736
>3dpd
delet this
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>>14804736
Once in a while, a cosplayer I'd actually fuck comes around.
This is one of those times because holy shit that's a pretty good Seras.
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>>14804736
Yeah I probably actually would.
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>>14804727
turn her down before the fight begins. that way she wont be too angry.
>>14804728
because they are getting a little desperate, so if you look like you can throw a punch, your in!
>>14804740
If you can plan for battle you can plan for sex.
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>>14804673
No.
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>>14804736
I really can't stand cosplay of any sort, but that's probably just my autism.
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>>14804680
You're welcome anon.
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>>14804792
Come on! your forgetting where all men belong! IN THE FIGHT!
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>>14804788
But I can't throw a punch. These nice ladies should have no problem getting a man.
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>>14804788
You can't apply strategy to a tight dragon pussy stealing your virginity with the promise of Lizardwoman pussy and Salamander pussy to follow.
You can only pack potions and manticore venom and pray for your pelvis.
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>>14804736
Yes, yes I gladly would. Afterwards i'm going to hug them close and cuddle with them at the same time, watching both their faces turn red with surprise. I'd also give them head pats and watch both of them smile with happy satisfaction, snuggled between sweet loving vampires, this would make me happy as can be.
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>>14804809
No, I've got better shit to do.
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>>14804673
I just want the lizard women that's all
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>>14804339
>then mind break
Did that come off as one that much? Iunno, it looked as compassionate as it could get to me, at least for a love-on-the-battlefield situation when one side is deadset to kill upon a chance. And it's not like mindbreak was everything, the guy was clearly charmed by the girl on a conscious level too, and it says he craved some genuine intimacy and a prospect to live for himself after years of service and recent news of loosing his family.

But I guess monsters would always naturally look more antagonistic in the end, being the ones that wage invasion and break the status quo. Their leaders sound more or less sensible, believing the final goal of shared utopia is worth it.
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>>14804809
My Daeva.
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>>14804818
Makes you wish Vampires were real, huh?
I was actually wondering: if monstergirls were real and a program was created to get them acclimated to our world, would you accept some into your home as homestays?
If so how many and what species?
Keep in mind that they'll very likely want to fuck you and this isn't EMG "you can't fuck them" rules.
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>>14804437
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>>14804673
Listen anon, every single person reading this now would lose to just one of those girls in a fight.
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>>14804856
neato!
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>>14804856
>The Follies of Bartending: How I Went Bankrupt in One Week. By Hugh Mann Guye.
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>>14804788
I don't care how angry she gets. She's the crappiest dragon and her hoard is shit. SHIT! She's worse than a wurm who drank water from the matango pond.
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>>14804856
I'd buy her a round for that.
And thank you sketch-kun.

Still, this image does raise some problems in that I'm not a huge fan of drinking despite me loving Minotaurs, oni, tanuki, and Satryos.
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>>14804821
I cant shake the mental image of those 3 sad as you just walk away.
>>14804810
Maybe they want to try out that "cornered animal" thing?
>>14804812
that's still preparation.
>>14804832
The dragon probably wont mind. buy you might piss of the salamander for denying her a fight.
>>14804858
Have some faith. do the unthinkable!
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>>14804856
Good as always.
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>>14804856
Noice

>Flashing gets you a shot
>Let me grab 'em, I'll get you a round
>Get down and blow me now, you get the bottle
>Come home with me, I'll pay your whole tab
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>>14804856
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>>14804881
Well too bad, they shouldn't go around challenging random people to a fight they obviously couldn't win.
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>>14804873
>Matango Wurm

The only reason I'm not wasting a image to react to this is because I have no proper reaction image present in my folder.

And it's a big god damn folder.

>>14804856
Good shit mah main man sketch.
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>>14804873
You turned her down, no need to insult the woman
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>>14804881
I don't care, the salamander is to warm blooded for me I want the lizard women
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>>14804894
Oh you're one of those autistic *unsheathes katana* *teleports behind you* types, got it
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>>14804902
What are you feeling?
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>>14804912
Not him, but explain how you got to that conclusion.
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>>14804912
Reading comprehension jackass, I'm saying the person they challenge is going to lose.
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>>14804881
>Maybe they want to try out that "cornered animal" thing?
I would just hide and cower.
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>>14804904
To the armory with her, dragons are jerks.
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>>14804922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGe6017JwPw
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WanWanQuest just began running for tonight on anonkun, if anyone wants to see various corgi, hellhound, kobold, kikimora, and other doggies fight for olev.
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>>14804852
I'd probably go with one Flowkelp and one Tentacle girl, and also I would allow one in my house so long as they doesn't rape me. If they want to have sex with me, all they have to do is ask and I'll gladly agree to it. Also, they are cute plant girl would more likely just cuddle with me,happy that someone was so kind and accepting of them despite them being stranger. How would both of them react to me telling them I think their cute, enjoy cuddling with them, and that I enjoy being with them?
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>>14804894
Then you don't you propose a challenge you can win at and that you have time for?
>>14804911
Then I wish you luck on your 1v1 Anon
>>14804937
Thats a real shame. you should be more brave.
>>14804944
Why don't you give her a changes to prove she's different.
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>>14804971
It's full of alps though.
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>>14804673
>show up to fight
>they see what fucking mess my life is
>they call it quits and leave disappointed

WHAT NOW
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>>14804984
Why should I be brave just so I can get my ass kicked?
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>>14804984
Look at them though, none of them can play video games so what other challenge could I possibly win?
The 'who has a penis' challenge?
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>>14804984
oh i'ma win but I'm going to win more then just the battle i'ma win war for her heart
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>>14805008
>Propose the challenge
>Dragon grins
>Every Anubis in a mile's radius spontaneously cums
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>>14804971
Oh yeah, forgot the author lives on upside down Australia time. It's actually nice she runs late, because it's around this time the thread often starts to die out from inactivity. So if things get boring there, you can always switch over to anonkun.

>>14804985
Surprisingly, wanwan is pretty gay-free. Likely because there are no alps involved.
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>>14804971
>WanWanQues
What?
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>>14805022
https://anonkun.com/stories/wan-wan-romancebr/4g9qhXGGEgJeecEHS/home

Various doggy girls fight for generic male protag's love.
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>>14804960
You're afraid of a matango wurm or you're feeling joyous?
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>>14805014
I hate you.
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>>14804987
Then its time to stand the fuck up and chase them down!
Tell them if there is one thing you want in your shitty life, then its a good fight to ignore you worries!
>>14804994
Wear you battles scars like a badge of honour or grind your way to awesome so you win without them.
>>14805012
Remember your training. or lacking that, distract her by saying how much you love her.
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>>14805040
But I don't want to fight or waste my time training or get my ass kicked.
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>>14805040
>if there is one thing you want in your shitty life, then its a good fight

I'd sooner tell myself I have weird priorities
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I want to be the childhood friend of a slime queen NEET!
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>>14804984
>give her a chance
Nah, I'll be taking my lizards and leaving. Maybe bag a ryu and a fire rat on the way.
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>>14805049
>childhood friend
yes
>to a queen slime
YES
>NEET
You fucked it up
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>>14805030
Interesting, I'm not familiar with Anonkun. Some kind of live writing platform?
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>>14805063
Come on, you'd go to her place and be greeted by her servants, who aren't neets, while she herself is!

She'd have a slime sweater and glasses along with messy go hair that looks like she just woke up!
Just don't ask why the 'servant' hers aren't NEETs while she herself is.
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What are some drawfags I can ask for something of?
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>>14805030
I'm seeing a lot of our memes on here, it's kinda jarring in a way.
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>>14805065
Basically. It's specifically born from 4chan CYOAs, but gets rid of all the drawbacks of doing them on 4chan itself: You can save, edit, and organize postings. Real-time chat is anonymous, but actually allows authors to ban spammers/shitposters, and some preventatives against samefag voting. Built in polling options, image embedding, etc.
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I want to be so depressed that not even mamonomojo can fix me and just drop on the side of the road somewhere to die and watch as whichever unlucky mobstergirl sinks along with me as she tries to rape the smile back on my face to no avail.
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>>14805075
What's the appeal of a loser? Is it the potential dependency on you? The probable shyness? The cute laziness? I'm wondering since I don't care for the NEET shin dig myself.
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>>14805046
YOU WORTHLESS TRASH!
I'm joking, then you shall give them the the non physical kind of fight! a philosophical debate!
>>14805048
Then tell you self that and carry on. everyone gets weird at some point
>>14805053
If would be funny if the ryu contacts her dragon friend on how he finally got a man.
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What's a good name for a vampire childhood friend?
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>>14805112
Nerdy, lazy chick that can be clingy at times.
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>>14805113
>he
PANIC!
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>>14805126
Camilla "Cammy" Von Lietzburg
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>>14805126
Elizabeth.
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>>14805128
OH SHIT
WORLD ENDING TYPO! ABANDON MISSION!
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>>14805126
Dogmeat
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>>14805113
I'm not good at that either. Can't they leave me alone?
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>>14805138
Perfect. Thank you.
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>>14804856
Of course not.
If I gave a free drink for every monster girl willing to flash me for it I'd be bankrupt in a week.
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>>14804187
Which drawfag is this? I love how he does the eyes.
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I want to fuck a Milfanito. And how could I not, for she shall never leave here. She knows nothing of the world outside. I'll raise her to be the most insatiable of monsters.
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>>14805151
No problemo
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>>14805146
Might as well at this point, though I'd assume you would fell a little some thing as the crying lizard girls get comforted by the dragon.
You should send them after someone you know who can fight, and so they cant trace you back, tell them your name is Steve.
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>>14805099
Poking around a bit now, it seems like a fairly decent piece of equipment. Is there a list/index of the monstergirl material that's currently hosted there?

Also, who makes up to majority of it's userbase? Most of the MG stuff I'm seeing seems to come from /monster/. Do we still hate /monster/ or are we over that?
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9hrs, of strim, I'm dead
good night

http://i.imgur.com/XjZTZK2.png
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>>14805171
she needs to be about 5 years younger, and be a lamia
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>>14805189
Don't ask, but the first thing that came to me was "the never-ending story"
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>>14805163
That's our good friend mono.
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>>14805180
I don't have any friends to direct them to. Not my fault they picked me rather then someone better.
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>>14805185
We hate everyone.
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>>14804835
It came across though it could have been either or. She was rather tender, but the way it was written its hard to know how much of his thoughts could have been mindbreak. He definitely seemed to accept betraying his Order very quickly for someone who devoted his life to it. He didn't even get her name before he decided he wanted to settle down with her.
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>>14805208
How have I never noticed?
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>>14805185
Who really cares about them? Most of the good stuff ends up here anyway.
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>>14805208
>friend
Pretty sure he hates us. Don't know why he still comes here honestly, since we're that bad. Guess he has no one else.
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>>14805189
I know this sounds autistic, but I feel that her upper-right needs to be a little lower. Good shit though.
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>>14805234
Mono is a nice guy though.

So is .less.
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>>14805211
Never fear Anon!
For I shall take these scaled beauties and show them all kinds of swords!
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>>14805234
I'm pretty sure he just hates you. Everyone hates you.
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>>14805189
A snow ryu?
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>>14805245
>shilling for .less
Don't.
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>>14805252
>Everyone hates you.
Yeah, it's okay though. I hate myself too.
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>>14805245
>So is .less.
Whenever he isn't shitposting or avatarfagging.
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>>14805252
Truth hurts bitch.
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>>14805270
>>14805245

We've shit on less too many times for him to give a damn about us; likewise, we dont give a damn about him

>>14804856

Also would motorboat and try and get her to dance on the bar
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>>14805268
>>14805277
Honestly, you should just kill yourself, that way I could stop reading this "why are u so bad".
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>>14805288
We shit on him for a reason anon.
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>>14805031
It's an abstract kind of terror.

Sort of like being captured by a Xenomorph, doomed to reproduce their terrifying species, and the agonizing wait for the extreme pain to come as you're pinned against a wall awaiting death's sweet embrace.

Except instead of death and chest pain it would be pelvic pain.

Let's be real for a moment, Matango Wurm if left unchecked, and she would since nobody in MGE would know about one, would eventually conquer everything.

This would be world ending threatening, the Demon Lord would have to immediately conquer every human nation and start a legitimate massive war effort to deal with it since brokering peace would be extremely difficult.

You know how Demon's effectively change humans into Monsters and alter their minds to align to a more monster way of thinking? It would be exactly like that but with spores infecting monster and human alike and changing the tune to fit the Matango way, just an extra step to the process.

Oh yes both sides would conquer the world and bring love and peace to them but it's the equivalent of it being a Terran or a Zerg world.
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>>14805292
Go to bed anon, you seem angry for some reason.
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>>14805292
I'm seeing this a lot lately, I think it's just Bollocksposting.
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>>14805171
I like historic allusions. Shame no one picks up on them
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>>14805301
Don't bite.
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>>14805303
No thanks.
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Elves with guns for 250!
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>>14805185
You might need to go to filters, and enable NSFW content, and sensitivity: All Content. There are tons of MG quests on there, but most of them might be hidden if you aren't setting your filters for smut properly
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>>14805316
I like them too, even if I don't pick up on all of them.
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>>14805333
>That """""""gun"""""""
Anon, please.
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>>14805333
more like elves with lazer cannon instrument thingys
how old did they say she was again?
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>>14805354
Contain your /k/ autism anon. Wrong board for that.
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>>14805354
it shoots lazers but its used more as a lance
>>14805360
if memory serves right. they mentioned her being around 120. still younger then the foxes
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... http://strawpoll.me/6878054
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>>14805189
>Fluffy lamia with big, meaty paws
That's just cheating, man
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>*RECORD SCRATCH*
>*FREEZE FRAME*
>"Okay, yup, laugh it up. That's me. Right there, confused, reading the book? Probably wondering how I got there, right? Well, it's a LONG story, so might as well get comfortable. It all started last week..."
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>>14805185
>>Do we still hate /monster/ or are we over that?
>implying their mod doesn't redirect shitposters here
>implying they don't have "shitposting threads" where they talk about how bad we are
That board is filled with redditors, so many threads with so many people roleplaying as monstergirls, it's like a big wiki comments section. And let's not forget about that ugly ass mascot.
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>>14805333
>OG Saga
>not posting candy lamia
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>>14805412
Mascot?
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>>14805412
>it's like a big wiki comments section
I take back that entire thing I said about the 4chan being a hard place meme. We need to shitpost harder so the cancer doesn't find a comfortable foothold from which to spread from.
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Have a fluffy slime
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>>14805435
did you draw it
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>>14805377
But why?
>>14805412
I went there once and saw a Praxis thread and then proceed to close the tab.
>>14805422
That OC thingy they have there, Ammit.
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>>14805435
kewl.
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>>14805377
Is suicide an option? I choose that one.
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>>14805435
That's pretty cool looking.
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>>14805412
>implying their mod doesn't redirect shitposters here
Shit, really? I knew that cripchan was full of redditors and /v/ shitposters, But that's just a dick move.
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>>14805412
They favor yuri and a lot more /d/ oriented things, if only we could banish shitposters from here to there.
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So Anon, your wafiu was out shopping one day when a member of the Sabbath allegedly gave her a free sample of something new with....interesting consequences.

Long story short, your waifu is now three feet tall, has breasts that are three sizes too big for her (Even if she originally didn't have big ones), a rear that takes up two spots on the couch, and hips that jam doors like some super shortstack.

How much effort are you putting into getting this fixed?

As always, roll till you get a girl you like if you don't have a specific one.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono
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>>14805410
She can do it and get all the cute boys she wants! She's got the heart!
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>>14805485
>How much effort are you putting into getting this fixed?
A visit to our lich neighbor, and then another one to the local Tanuki to get some pedosheckels for poisoning and drugging my waifu.
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>>14805485
This one sounds familiar.

Anyways, once again, alp cocksock until she figures out she can polymorph out of it.
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>>14805485
>Kobold
She'd probably be really confused and even a little scared, but I'd do my best to make her feel better. Hugs, cuddles, headpats and gropings, all while whispering sweet nothings in her ear.
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>>14805493
What was she?
Either way, legal action soon follows and you receive some decent compensation for your trouble, your wife back to normal...unless you have her keep something.
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>>14805485
>Nightmare
Cute as it would be, yeah no want to get it fixed ASAP
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>>14805473
The fact that you can post yuri doesn't mean it's accepted, same shit as here.
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>>14805435
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>>14805416
Endless frontier was almost awesome in the MG department
>Oni girl that dances to control a mech
>nekomata that throws money at you as a attack
>Pirate whale-mermaid with tonfa cannons
>4 android chicks
>2 fox girls
>a elf
>whatever the fuck alfimi is.

then the fuck it up with a bunch of furry dudes
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>>14805467
Don't they have some Dragon Bully thing that's still going on?
The irony of it is that Dragon Bully was an old /a/ FOTM.
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>>14805435
Visibly cumming inside a slime is one of my fetishes
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>>14805504
Wight. Adding anything to perfection is utterly unnecessary. Also, when we're alone I tease her trusting nature for accepting sabbath handouts.
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>>14805510
Endless frontier was the game with Haken and the titty princess with the weird broadsword, right?
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>>14805498
It takes a day and a half until she remembers, earning herself a small chop on the head for her forgetfulness

>>14805501
She eventually calms down due to your physical attention.
She tries out her new bust latter that night for paizuri.

>>14805506
You now have a miniature horse with a rack that, to be honest, was the same size as her old one but now just stuck on a smaller frame.
None of her robes fit properly and she looks like a girl playing ghost when she moves.

>>14805517
She pouts at your teasing but accepts it due to making a mistake.
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>>14805485
That's not a nice thing to do to a dormouse, she's going to be top heavy and run to me every time she falls over on her trip sleepwalking through the house and trips. I'm going to need to visit the local lich doctor to fix this, I want my cute cuddly dormouse back.
Though, just taking the hips and tits down about 70% would be good too.
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>>14805485
I liked my Crow Tengu the way she was before. Shortstacks are just silly to me. So it's off to get it fixed.
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>>14805507
See the issue is nobody uses the containment board they have set up for the weird and homo fetishes, and /monster/ has just kinda let it leak back into their board over time.
Was a good concept, but a failed execution.
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>>14805536
After a few incidents of her getting stuck sleepwalking you take her to the lich and get her fixed keeping enough of her tits and hips to give her an hourglass figure that most girls would kill for at her size...although I do presume you include the booty on this deal so she has a nice bubble bump.

>>14805540
Your crow is fixed and reading a trashy romance novel before the day is done.
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>>14805410
>"I can not help it if I find it funny when ya get mad."

as a bully, this speaks to me
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>>14805547
>although I do presume you include the booty on this deal so she has a nice bubble bump.
You bet I do.
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>>14805518
yep
man I would kill to get a proper translated version of exceed.
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>>14805485
I need 2 things.
My SKS and directions on where to find this Sabbath member.
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"Master! Come bathe with us! Forget all about that stupid website!"
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BIG
THICK
LOLI
HIPS
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>>14805628
FAT
LOLI
CAT
ASS
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>>14805628
I'd pat her slutty little head and tell her that she should dress less like a modern human girl teen.
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>>14805600
You get about halfway through town before special tactics ushi is called in to stop you.

Property damage is minimal and the Sabbath members are quite scared, enough to change your wife back for free, but you are taken down the jail for a day before said wife picks you up.

What is she?
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>>14805626
I want to clean their ears.
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>>14805626
Shut up I'm telling people why my taste is the best.
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>>14805628
>Kimihito's base desire is for people to be proper
Too pure. No wonder monstergirls like him.
Doppel in clothes is cute.
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>>14805628
I'd rather the ogre and her soft, cuddly thighs
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>>14805628
>men are all sick lolicons
>perma loli MG
>mad someone finds her attractive
???
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>>14805636
Their stomachs are too large.
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>>14805669
Of course they are, you did that to them afterall.
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>>14805664
She's actually not a perma loli, she just takes a long time to grow up
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>>14805664
She's a dirty masochist who needs to be put in her place.
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>>14805626
Do I get to cuddle with them and give them head pats? Would they enjoy that?
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>>14805652
A Kikimora.
She can't clean like that.
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>>14805683
I wish I had a monster girl to punish me for being a dirty masochist
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>>14805691
Too true, her breasts would keep getting in the way of her broom, her rear would keep knocking things over, and her hips would cause her to keep getting stuck in places.

Why, she'd probably be looking at you with big sad puppy dog eyes because she can't clean.
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Gazer Trump is the savior of MGC!
Trump 2016!
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I want to be teased by a smug doppelganger. Smug because she can't transform and therefore knows I want to waifu her.
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>>14805728
Oh, do more Monster Girls!
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>>14805660
He's a lewd motherfucker. He knows what the eye can't see is all that much more alluring. Why do you think reverse corruption is a fetish? Putting sluts in clothes is the best

>You'll never be feared and revered as the "Bitch Breaker"
>Even the most public of cum toilets won't last more than a month with you
>It takes a full week for the symptoms to show, Less make up, neater language
>Then the skirts become longer, the tops cover more skin, they look happier
>Two weeks in they're seen around town reading, visiting libraries and buying groceries and cookbooks, even blushing like maidens when old contacts show themselves, organising cute dates
>After a full moth with the Bitch Breaker, it wouldn't be strange to see one in a suit, playing intern or secretary in the corporate world, or taking a temporary position at a childcare center, or own at the park, working out and picking up litter, training for the entrance test to the police academy.
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>>14805699
You know, if you wanted to see Rachnee tying her up, all you had to do was ask.

Could have sworn I had the gif, but I can't find it.
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>>14805739
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>>14805728
>>14805739
>>14805768
Don't. This has the potential to turn into that snoop fucker all over again.
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"Master! Ze house is completely clean! Get off ze computer so I can tidy up in here! Maybe get zome zleep even? No problem, get ready, and I'll come tuck you in!
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>>14805782
>Telling me what to do
Clean the room around me, I'm only on a chair.
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>>14805782
Ja
I want to tuck her in
Tuck her in the butt ;^)
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>>14805782
When did I get a spider maid? Also I hope she's that accent hides the fact that she's actually a sweet girl who like to snuggle and get head pats, because that would be nicely unexpected from her.
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>>14805646
She's already dressed like a slut, tho.
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>>14805782
I would, but only if I can sit on her back while she cleans.
No lewd will happen until she's done.
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>>14805782
>That accent
>That outfit
>Those tits
Holy shit, mankind was not meant to get this hard.
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>>14805798
I said LESS like a modern human girl teen
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>>14805782
>you will never milk a chesty Arachne
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>>14805782
That sounds wonderful and I'd love too, but only if you get in bed with me. You work too hard cleaning around here and deserve a good night's rest. Now get under these covers and cuddle with me.
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>>14805782
Make me!
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>>14805782
>tfw no German spider maid to terrify guests when she descends from the ceiling to take their coats
>tfw no German spider maid to terrify me when I wake up in the middle of the night and see her on the ceiling in the corner of my bedroom watching me sleep
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>>14805819
>She realises she woke you
>Rears up in a defensive position and freezes, blushing heavily
"Iz not vhat Master thinkz."
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>>14805819
>tfw no German spider maid to wake me up by sneaking under my covers and sucking on my morning wood
>tfw no German spider maid to run from during the full moon as she loudly declares her love for me while moving faster than anything her size has any right to.
Damn it.
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>>14805819
My heart would seize and stop.
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>>14805833
This sounds like an America's funniest home videos thing.
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>>14805838
Would that still be your reaction if you noticed that she wasn't wearing anything and was touching herself while whispering your name?
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>all these guys who love accents as well
Mein bruders.
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>>14805830
It's at this point where you tell her it's fine, pull aside the covers, and ask if she wants to come closer.
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>>14805782
Curie really woke me up to the potential hotness that resides inside accents.
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>>14805850
MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOO
BUT MY BODY... MY BODY'S TELLING ME YES
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>>14805782
W-Where's my regular maid?
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>>14805867
Well your body is right, You fuck that spider.

>>14805879
She has a fever.
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"Velcome to Germany! Do you vant to be my großer bruder?"
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Monster girls with braces?
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>>14805867
You mean to tell me that you see your big titted Arachne maid completely naked and masturbating while whispering your name and imagining your dick thrusting into her and your mind is saying "Nah, don't do it."?
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>>14805879
She must be in a hospital getting treatment for her breast cancer.
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>>14805909
I want to tease a Cheshire I've known since preschool after she gets her braces in retaliation for all the teasing she did to me in middle school.
Then I want her to get back at me in college, when her body's filled out into a lewd hourglass figure.
I want her to tease me sexually by making it seem like she's going to rape me but she never does.
I want her to make me give in to my instincts and grab her hips so she can't just walk away.
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>>14805920
Breast cancer? You mean a stacked MG? Because they're the real cancer. FLAT IS JUSTICE.

>This message was totally not paid for in part by Sabbath, Inc.
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>>14805907
>german succubuts
Looks like Hitler got busy in hell.
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>>14805913
Spoiders are spooky senpai
Anything that walks on the ceiling is also spooky
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>>14805913
Mind fabricates fear. Mind is a faggot.
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>>14805909

Arachne in leg braces after falling down a flight of stairs

or after getting bullied
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Good night anons. Have a beer on me!
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>>14805953
But it's a spider with tits.
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>>14805966
Big tits at that.
Tits she would be more than happy to let you violate over and over again.
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>>14805966
>>14805976
Don't try to trick me, I know you're both spiders trying to cloud my judgement!
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>>14805988
Here's an extra spooky spider with small tits. Wouldn't you rather violate them all night?
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>>14805988
Just fuck the spider. You know you want too.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to give your waitress a tip after a meal.
Just the tip



>>14805782
I don't know if you can cuddle a spider in bed but I would find a way just so I can snuggle that spider maid.
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>>14805991
Wait a minute! That art...you're setting him up, that bitch is going to eat him.
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>>14805951
>Went to hell
>Surrounded by succubutts who thought his sins were hot as fuck
>Swamped in demonic, aryan pussy
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>>14805965
Time to get wasted.
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>>14805966
Would you fuck a lawnmower with tits? A lawnmower whose blade may or may not accidentally spin as she orgasms?
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>>14806016
But she's not a lawnmower.
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>>14806003
Why would you even think that? Come on, put your dick between her sweet lips already. You know you'll love it...
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>>14805775
I miss snoop anon. At least he was up front about his shitposting.
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>>14806007
>implying being raped by blueberries and used as a race mixing stud wouldn't be torture for Adolf
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>>14805991
>>14806000
Spider oppai and trips are awfully convincing. If I get eaten though I'm coming back from the grave to haunt you both.
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>>14806016
>In the years surrounding 1981 and 1982, 77,000 people were being injured by power lawn mowers. That number appears to have not included riding mowers. In the years surrounding 1987, in would appear the statistics related to riding mowers were 75 deaths and 18,000 hospital-treated injuries that occur each year. In 1999 the statistics appear to have increased again in spite of the CPSC’s efforts, about 230,000 people each year are treated in hospital emergency rooms for injuries relating to various lawn and garden tools. Each year, about 75 people are killed and about 20,000 are injured on or near riding lawnmowers and garden tractors. More than 800 young children get run over or backed over by riding mowers each year as reported by the CPSC in 1999. Apparently, even with the introduction of the “seat safety” on riding mowers somewhere in this time, the statistics grew from 18,000 in 1987 to 20,000 per year by 1999.

>The American Association of Poison Control Centers reported that they received calls regarding nearly 10,000 spider bites in 1994. The spiders of most concern in North America are brown recluse spiders, with nearly 1500 bites in 2013 and black widow spiders with 1800 bites. The native habitat of brown recluse spiders is in the southern and central United States, as far north as Iowa. Encounters with brown recluse outside this native region is very rare and bites are thought to be suspect. A dozen major complications were reported in 2013.

NOT SPAM
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http://pastebin.com/bTEUwtEM
Vampire childhood friend.
This is my third time writing a drawn-out sex scene, please tell me if they get you erect.
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>>14806084
>NOT SPAM
Huh, all I had to do was remove the facebook link. It was just a dude the collected the mower statistics.
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>>14806016
What kind of lawnmower tits are we talking about here?
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>>14806084
Lawn mowers only kill you if you're stupid or angry at it, which means you're probably both.
Spiders on the other hand go out of their way to track you down and end your life.
t.Australian
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>>14806097
>Spiders on the other hand go out of their way to track you down and end your life.
spooder dindu nuffin. They were here first, nigger. And the only ones your pasty ass comes into contact with are the harmless indoor spiders that are actually beneficial
t.ausfaglian
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>>14806086
Also I changed my avatar.
Tell me if you like that as well.
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>>14806086
>she full-on slammed her honeypot onto your beef-rod
Aside from this, I thought it was okay. Could have used some more detail, but it was neat.
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>>14806097
>Australian complaining about spiders
Poofter alert, I bet you're from lelbourne.
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>>14806104
>>14806112
You faggots are acting like you never found a redback in the shiter. They're the real killers.
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>>14806071
>implying I won't just laugh at a dickless ghost who died from dick bleeding after getting it bit off by a spooky horrorspider
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>>14806120
You ever see a funnel web carrying babies?
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>>14806086
>please tell me if they get you erect
I feel like you're attempting to molest me in some strange, roundabout way
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>>14806130
Fuck no thank God. Keep that shit on your side of the country.
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>>14806134
I've moved interstate since then.
Redbacks dindu nuffin though, they a good girls.
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>>14806086
>her family kills your parents
>she finds murdering people funny
Oh dear god no. I'd do a reverse Lescatie on her kingdom and allow the paladins in.
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>>14805991
Isn't that a Golden Orb spider?

They're harmless to Humans! Perfectly safe!
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I sometimes wonder if the Aussies, Americans, and Canadians join together at 5-Eyes meetings to mock their Brit and Kiwi cousins for having tiny little island countries instead of absurdly oversized continent-spanning countries filled with deadly wildlife and hillbillies.
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>>14806165
She's trying to impress you.
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>>14806180
Yeah, but they have a better monster girl I'd actually wanna fuck/arachne ratio.
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>"I gotta stop my mom and rescue my boyfriend!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh1qqLbuBww
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>>14806132
That's just your Alp-senses tingling, anon.
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>>14806128
>implying I won't cover you and you're waifu in my ectoplasm
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http://pastebin.com/55QmX84t
Quick story about drug induced night terrors
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>>14806202
>Turns out Mom is draining her boyfriend's dick when she bursts in
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>>14806200
The Aussies and Americans have a ton of Lamias and lizard girls, plus massive herds of Holsts.
Just don't go to Canada. Fucking geese girls, man.
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>>14806202
>I must unite the alp people under one fag

Those fucking vag-fags will rue the day they messed with the emperor of all the alps

>>14806220
Yeah but imagine the bogan slags. I'd rather die than be raped by that, or a fabulous chink alp.
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>>14806213
>"M-MOM?!"
>"Ara ara~ sorry my daughter, I didn't think you would mind if I borrowed your boyfriend for a 'drink'."
>"STOP STEALING ALL MY BOYFRIENDS YOU OLD HAG!"
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>>14806220
Oh you think your geese are bad?
What if they were almost 2 metres tall and had a horn?
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>>14806233
>his dick is throbbing harder than it ever was with her, even though it's spurting blood from the holes
>daughter runs to her room to cry
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>>14806220
>Fucking geese girls, man.

Reminder that Americans don't have to put up with that shit and make them their bitches. You wouldn't have to put up with that nonsense either if you didn't have all those way overprotective laws for them.
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>>14806257
You'd still get incidents of them beating up and raping lone men, the damn geese.
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Do your human children misbehave?
Do they say nonsense such as "Monster girls are scary!" ?
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Do the right thing and call now to give your children the treatment they deserve!
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>>14806368
But Nerve-Stapling is an atrocity!
If you keep this up the UN will issue sanctions!
Oh and something something we must dissent
>>
>You'll never be a young shota in a world where monstergirls are real.
>You'll never move into a new neighborhood and have to go say hello to your new next door neighbors.
>You'll never knock on the door and be met with a tiny Hellhound girl around your age.
>She'll never stare at you for a few seconds before her eyes light up, she looks back into the house and screams "NEW FRIEND!"
>You'll never be tackle hugged by her and about six other Hellpups all screaming "NEW FRIEND!" while sniffing and nuzzling you.
>You'll never grow up with seven Hellhound sisters as childhood friends.
>They'll never protect you from bullies and eat with you during lunchtime.
>They'll never play tag and other games with you in their backyard and then collapse on you in a big comfy cuddlepile.
>They'll never wind up becoming your wives.
>You'll never come home from work only to get tackle hugged by them and all your adorable daughterus.
Why must life be so cruel?
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>>14806368
How exactly do you 'help' these children?
What techniques are used? I'm not saying I doubt you, but this seems really suspicious.
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>>14806392
Seven is a bit too much wan for me. Two, maybe three is my limit.
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>>14802140
Here's a late reaction: Yes that does seem neat. You could do some simple stories with it. Being a maid lover i'd say involve a Kikimora and her Master in it.

Or a Kikimora and a Shoggoth getting equally loved by their Master.
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>>14806374
>>14806393
I hereby invite you both to experience the treatment for yourself so that you can put your doubts at ease

Our treatment is mainly designed for children but it is effective on men of all ages
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>>14806412
So seven is wan too many?
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>>14806455
God damnit Charon.
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>>14806412
To each his own, but to me three seems like too few for cuddlepiles.
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>>14806433
Alright I will. How long will the treatment take?
A week? A month? And what can we be expected to do? Will it be anything physical or just mental exercises.
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>>14806412
>>14806466
Speaking of which, you have me remembering a manga I read years ago about a guy who's mad scientist father turns their 3 dogs into dog-girls.
>>
>After years of nakadashi your waifu finally gets pregnant
>She gives birth to a beautiful daughteru
>You educate her the proper human way
>That means going to school, living in a house and most importantly, no raping the other kids
>Everything goes wonderfully until she reaches puberty and her instinct to mate is at the maximum
>One of her friend tells her that since she can't rape shotas, she should rape you instead
>Your daughter comes home a few hours later with the idea of raping you still fresh in her mind

What happens next?
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>>14806596
Use wife to try and defend myself.
If it succeeds, I'm not getting raped.
If it fails, it's a threesome.
so it's a win-win.
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>>14806596
I wonder why my dormouse daughter looks extra cute clinging to my side, and then plow the wife that night to make a sister for her.
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>>14806596
She's a Dhampir, my wife and I have been planning for this since before she was born.
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>>14804673
Reminds me of something funny I read. Just...

Take a look at this.
http://nypost.com/2016/02/16/ronda-rousey-was-suicidal-after-brutal-loss-to-holly-holm/

Read down the article a bit, and I'm sure you'll see why I wanted to share this with /mgt/.
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>>14805626
Okay Anubis.

Bastet you can just go home.

>>14805664
Probably bitter.
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>>14806619
>“To be honest, I looked up and I saw my man Travis standing there and I looked up at him, and I was just like: ‘I need to have his babies. I need to stay alive.’”
I don't have a reaction image saved that conveys the laughter that's currently coming out of me.
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>>14806596
Unzip dick
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>>14806596
I explain to her that her friend is mistaken. She's a loli so it is right and proper that she rape shotas. Then I remind her of the neighbor boy she used to be so close to, the one she had sleep overs with all the time, and mention he leaves his window unlocked at night.
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>>14806627
This is why fit girls are best girls. They know what's up.
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>>14806120
>You faggots are acting like you never found a redback in the shiter. They're the real killers.
This has literally never happened outside of movies.

>>14806130
This however is legitimate. Never squish a wolf spider with a weir lookin' back. It ain't a back. It's literally hundreds of babies.
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>>14806596
We sit down and talk to her about boys and some of the boys her age, and the effects of rape. Rape a boy in your class too hard and things go wrong, things will get awkward. Teach her the basic in courtship and tell her where to find easy sluts. Outside of that, I have the waifu make masturbation as easy and good as possible for her to help cope with the urges.
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>>14806697
>This has literally never happened outside of movies.
It actually has happened to me when I was young.
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>>14807064
Where do you live, middle of the bush?
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Feed me maybe?
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>>14807078
It was at a zoo.
I think.
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>>14806374
Mindworm-chan when?
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>>14807089
That plant is gonna receive a LOT of nutrients
She has the prettiest eyes
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>>14807089
Alrigth. How much food do you need?
>>
I want a succuvirus who can interface directly with my mind, who knows what I'm thinking and can find vague shit for me when I don't have enough details to make a search
>>
>chilling in a cave, cooking some antelope you caught
>your nigga Ogg has something on his mind though
>You know what would be sweet? Neanderthal pussy
>Nigga, what?
>Your man Gorag has his own views
>Nah man, Mammoth-trunk pussy is where it's at!
>Shaman comes in, finally someone sane!
>Nope, he starts jacking off to the paintings on the walls of the cave
Such was life during the last ice age.
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>>14807104
Never knew niggas had such good taste back in the day. Gorag is my brother of African descent.
>Sleep butt naked in -50 degree cold comfortably thank to all the warm mammoth fluff and the heat rolling off her ice-chizzled abs
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>>14807104
Normalfag-hunter, please go.
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>>14807101
Succuvirus-chan wants to be one with you too.
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>>14807104
>being Cro Magnon

sapiens sapiens master race
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>>14807101
I want a yandere succuvirus!
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>>14807114
>Cro Magnon
>not sapiens sapiens
Idaltu nuffin
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>>14807104
>>14807106
Why don't we have Mammoth girls? Or Saber Tooth Tigers and Woolly Rhinos and Giant Sloths?
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>>14807104
>Saber tooth-girls that make dire jinkos look like kittens
>Dire wolfus
>Giant Hikki cave grizzlies
>Aggressive thug-dere sabertoothed salmon
>shrug-oxes, distant relatives of the modern musk ox which is just sniffer fetish incarnate, produsing the musk of a female in heat, any man who gets too close just turns into a rutting slut

>>14807139
No idea, anon
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>>14805383
I love cheating.

>>14805241
Her upper right what? I'm being a big dumb and not seeing it.
>>
>Reading up on Arthurian legends for names
>"In the narrative, Yvain seeks to avenge his cousin Calogrenant who had been defeated by an otherworldly knight Esclados beside a magical storm-making stone in the forest of Brocéliande. Yvain defeats Esclados and falls in love with his widow Laudine. With the aid of Laudine's servant Lunete, Yvain wins his lady and marries her"
>Bitches aint never been loyal
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Hey there, boy. If you can see me, it means you're going to die in the next 24 hours. Wanna have a good time?
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>>14807089
Your roots shall grow fat on the decomposing corpses of my enemies
>>
I wanna catch a maus who upon her capture bemoans her possible death before I put her on my bed, give her a washcloth to use as a blanket and give her some cheese crumbs before going to buy her a place to live in my room!
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>>14807280
>"I rather die the way I lived. Shit posting online. Besides how many men have you made the offer to? Used goods, pointyelbows/10 would not bang
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>>14807280
If I'm going to die, I'm going to die pounding an Angel so hard she'll be thankful she has wings the next morning.
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>>14807280
Jokes on you, I'm already dead. We can play Mario if you want though.
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>>14807280
Who said that!?
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>>14807307
Be careful you don't spoil the little treasure.
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How to say this...? My girl's got the jurisdiction here. Sorry for wasting your time!
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>>14807280
Fuck it, if I can do it with an angel before I die I'm not gona complain. But do I really have to die?
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>>14807333
Maybe if you're really good in the sack, you can skip death and just ascend straight to heaven like Elijah.
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>>14807327
But if I don't spoil her how will she know I love her?
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>Want a cute MG waifu
>Live in a human-only country
>There is a huge mountains up north
>Read about the species living there
>Decide to seek a Wendigo after learning that they are cute awawa-ing balls of fluff
>Finally catch one after chasing her for 3 days straight
>Her coat completely cover her body tightly enough to make out her curves
>Her face is hidden in shadows with her eyes shining through
>Looking at her feels really strange
>She isn't awawa-ing or making any noise
>Nothing about this situation is cute
>Feel my sanity slowly fading away
>End up living inside her coat and having sex 24/7
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>>14807089
Yes.
If only so you can grow a nice, big flower we can sleep in.
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>>14807483
>Live in a human-only country
Stopped reading there. Find a non-shithole place to live first then see if the problem stays. It likely wouldn't.
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>>14807483
Welcome to reality. It sucks, but it's all you can get without a 'flayer.
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>>14804673
Have some recolours!
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>>14807527
Which way out of the Negaverse?
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>>14807527
Nice.
>salamandra daemona
Oh baby.
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>>14807527
>That Salamander
I have a sudden urge to stain that blue skin white.
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I just found out this morning that there isn't a monster girl more beautiful than an orange moon sitting on a hillside across the bay.
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Was this ever finished?
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>>14807560
You mean you want to give a Maus that big wheel of cheese in the sky?
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>>14807560
>there isn't a monster girl more beautiful than an orange moon sitting on a hillside across the bay

Well yeah, but only because there isn't a real monstergirl, like even one of them.
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>>14807104
>>Neanderthal pussy
>musclegirl
>white skin
Best pussy.
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>>14807565
Not yet I believe.
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>>14807581
You forgot shortstack in your list.
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>>14807566
The distance between Earth and the Moon is so massive that you could fit all eight planets between them with a couple thousand kilometers to spare. However, you would only be able to fit a little more than 1/4th of the Sun's diameter in that massive space.
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>>14807592
The orbits of the planets around the Sun would fit within VY Canis Majoris.
This kills the Wurm.
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>>14807605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2RzC1cZCo
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>>14807590
And redhead.
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>>14807605
I want to try to blow a Wurm's mind by telling her about space only for her to not care about it and raping me halfway through
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>>14807652
Wurms are smart, they know stars are just diamonds stuck to the ceiling of The Big Cave. Silly little humans and their stories!
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>>14807565
Classes started recently so the artist doesn't have as much time.
He's working on it though! The flats are done, at least.
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>>14807667
But Professor wurm! Where does the cave go when the sun comes out!?
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>>14807699
The Sun is a Lava Lilim.
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>>14807706
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I want to be raped by a monstergirl nerd!
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Alices sure are popular these days.
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>>14807711
Please come back Carl.
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>>14807711
Professor Wurm would like some alone time with Dr. Sagan.
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>>14807739
He really does have that sort of ugly-cuteness about him. I bet he would be really popular with gazers.
>captcha asks for pies
If I manage to submit this, I am now a god of my own personal universe.
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>>14807765
Are you making an apple pie from scratch?
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Peace, love & rock 'n roll coming up during the next full moon!
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Here is a bunch of twitter MG pictures from the last 7 days
It includes: way too many sketches, a lot of comics, a loli OC demon and a delicious brown slime lewd

http://imgur.com/a/2UOh3
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Did you know that chili is a natural aphrodisiac?
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>>14807885
Chili is not great.
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>>14807885
Hot chili sucks though. Its all fire no taste. Best chili is chili you can comfortably eat raw
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>>14807906
As someone who has developed a liking to habanero, I don't really agree with you. The acid releases chemicals in the brain and makes you happy. It's like a very weak, very non-addictive drug.
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>>14807913
Still no taste. Brain drugs or otherwise
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>>14807885
H- her tummy is really cute. For some reason.
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>>14807906
This. Spicy stuff is great but when you get to the point where the food loses flavour to the pure heat it stops being food and turns into a retarded boast about how "badass" you are.
For instance, curries. A Madras is spicy and hot, but even through that you can get many other flavours in there. But go a level up into Vindaloos and all you have is fire and little else to back it up.
>>
I'm going to put together a special team and together we'll crack down on the venom-runners in this city!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QPKwUeBNI
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>>14807960
At least with Vindaloo you can use the fire to mask your dogshit cooking.
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>>14807960
The Vindaloos I've had are right on the edge. I recall them actually tasting like food, despite setting my mouth on fire. Anything even vaguely historical should be alright. Anything advertised as "any amount of skulls" is pure garbage, though. I once had a hamburger like that and they'd just slapped some black goo that tasted like shit at the bottom.
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>>14807960
>turns into a retarded boast about how "badass" you are.
But I eat it alone, please no bully.
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>>14807527
It's a shame there there's no Lizardman recolour there.
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>>14807978
Maybe I've just had some crap Vindaloos then. The local curry places here just seem to thow in a bunch of the hottest chillis they have and little else into the stuff.
There's a reason for the urban legend about Vindaloo being Indian for "Stupid drunk white man"
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>>14807986
That ass is fat and that mouth is stinky.
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Was the Mero short posted already?
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>>14807993
Morning breath is bittersweet part of having a waifu. Cum is just bitter, unfortunately... Well, something can be done about one of those.
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>>14807882
That Nurse Mindflayer thing got popular.
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>>14806202
>>14806233
What if the boyfriend was her father all along?
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>>14808009
The answer to the former is to brush your teeth and tongue well, and the answer to the latter is to eat a lot of pineapple to make your semen taste sweet.
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Father, what am I?
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>>14808054
adorable
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>>14808054
You are my sunshine.

My only sunshine
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>>14808054
The cutest daughter in the world.
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>>14807189
>Her upper right what?
Her upper-right arm, which is obscured by her right titty.
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>>14808042
Doesn't morning breath always manifest no matter how clean your mouth is before bed? And, yes, pineapples, mate.
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>>14808054
Shhh. It's time to go to sleep daughteru
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>>14808098
Yes, just because you're always going to be producing saliva, and your mouth is never going to be totally free of bacteria.
The best way to mitigate it is just to brush well (especially the tongue, where most of the odorous bacteria lives) and get as decent a night's sleep as possible.
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>>14808107
You know what might sell? Think of all that talk of suicide pills soldiers would bite way back... but instead it's a quick-dissolve breath freshener.

My only concerns is that it could develop a "culture" of not brushing teeth upon waking... and it being a choking hazard.
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>>14808107
>tfw I brush and floss twice a day and use mouthwash but my breath still stinks because I have a bunch of tonsil stones stuck underneath my tonsils and nobody is willing to remove perfectly good tonsils just because of halitosis
This is hell.
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>>14808054
An abomination.
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>>14808128
Wow, that sucks. So to cure your breath situation, you'd essentially have to give yourself tonsillitis somehow.
Healthcare is dumb sometimes.
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>>14808054
A mistake
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>>14808146
>>14808183
Paladin pls go
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>>14808190
They're just a little on edge....
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>>14808054
I dunno. The scientific community doesn't have a name for your species yet.
You're cute as a button, though, and you are my daughter. And that's all that matters.
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>>14808190
Anon you don't have to be a paladin to know that shit is a fucking crime against humanity.
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>>14808197
Given the design and the clouds around her shoulders, she looks like some sort of divine dragon with bat wings. No idea how she got those, but every feature about her is very pretty. Especially her hair.
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>>14808197
But buttons are not cute
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>>14803944
>>14803870
>>14803899
https://youtu.be/DYyf7xH8w1Q?t=269
>Comb Rip-chan's hair after her shower
>She's a vampirized Kejourou, so she can feel the tactile sensation of the brush going through her hair like a lover's touch on her skin
>Blushing furiously with her freckled face, trying to hum Der Freischütz to keep herself calm as you put one hand on her pale shoulder to keep her calm
>It takes well over thirty minutes to fully brush her hair, and by that time she's a quivering mess, tears welling up in her eyes as her ahoge re-asserts itself and springs up
>HFW you give a soft, knowing smile and nick your middle finger with your canine, holding it above her mouth
>Her pointed tongue coming out of her mouth as blood drips onto it, her pupils turning into hearts
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>>14808054
>"An Unryuu, my little nimbus. Mommy's a bounty of diverse and powerful genes."
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>>14805302
>Being afraid of a Xenomorph
Anon, they're literally sexy aliens.
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>>14808224
Adorable.
I'd pat her head so hard, even if she's probably taller than me.
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>>14808246
Did someone say Xenomorph?
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>>14808250
But that's what makes head patting her so cute, the height difference makes it easy to embarrass her and makes for a unique romance experience.
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>>14808273
Can I cuddle with them and give them head pats? Would they enjoy having me nuzzle their faces.
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>>14808278
I can almost see her start blushing before, in a panic, using her hair to hide her blushing face instead of her hands
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>>14808224
>as her ahoge re-asserts itself and springs up

Would Kejourou have expressive ahoges?
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>>14808323
What is this, what is happening?
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>>14808328
I don't know, but it reminds me of that 9 movie with the sack people.
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>>14808309
Probably,

Straight up when surprised, drooping down when disheartened or sad, and heart shaped to match her pupils.
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Uh-oh! These two are getting desperate without a man! You have to do your duty as a man and stop them from doing something they might regret!
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>>14807885
>>14807926
Monster Girls with tubby bellies are olev
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>>14808354
Time for a threesome!
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>>14808357
That they are.
So much fun to grope and tease.
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>>14808290
Absolutely, Anon! Ah, their thick sucker tongues sometimes hang out when they're feeling light and happy. They'll be embarrassed if they realize it, so be sure to tell them how cute a habit it is!

Momma even recommends commenting on what a pearly black it is, or the intricacy of the design - they're all unique in reality! Their mouths are usually dry like their outside shell, so tickle it with a finger even... or even if it's wet. That usually only happens when they're hungry or aroused though.
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>>14808354
Why don't they just rape one?
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>>14808354
I will gladly accept that duty.
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>>14808354
I can't believe they let children have these things.
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>>14808308
That would just make things even cuter and more humorous. Even better would be telling her to move the hair from her face, telling her you wish to see that cute freckled face of her and that she has a cute smile. This eventually leads to you spooning her, further increasing the blush on her face due to you being the big spoon and her being so tall.
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>>14808357
The best part is taking tubby tummy in front of the mirror and showing her how cute it is to silence her protests... and then continue fondling.
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>>14808128
Halitosis is a made up disease. There's no such thing, seriously, look it up.
The term as invented by a company to shill their mouthwash a few decades ago and the ad campaign was so damn effective people today still think its a thing.
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>>14808374
True, although you did forget about one thing.
Parting her hair and planting a kiss on her lips.
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>>14808323
>>14808328
>>14808336
>MG version of The Cabin in the Woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5YDtkmxsk&ab_channel=AnonEXE
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>>14808383
And you forgot one thing, chief.
I filled the balls with a funnel
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>>14808357
>>14808365
Truly. Not so tubby that you'll notice unless they're wearing a tight shirt, but just visible enough that you can see the hint of roundness, and the promise of softness when you reveal her bare belly.
And of course, just perfect for resting your head against when you sit below her, beneath her breasts and between her legs, giving her the perfect angle to stroke your hair.
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>>14808384
That was a good movie, I'd read an MG version of it.
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>>14808366
Of course i would comment on their unique tongues, want to make sure the girls are as comfortable as possible when cuddling me. Plus, their tongues also wiggle around so adorably when being tickled and their faces are so cute when they laugh, especially the Momma's. Should I worry if all these ladies tongues turn wet from my massage skills, I don't want their normally friendly personalities to go away when aroused?
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>Monster Girls doing martial arts
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>>14808400
Sorry, a tiger is not a valid option.
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>>14808388
What?

>>14808390
Sounds nice.
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>>14808404
>What?
Simpsons reference.
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>>14808404
It's a Simpsons reference.
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>>14808403
This be a tiger >>14798019
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>>14808406
>>14808410

Huh, not familiar with that one.
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>>14808384
It would just be guys getting raped by every MG type ever,
I remember reading a doujin some guy did that was basically the ending to cabin in the woods only it was a spaceship full of dangerous aliens breaking out of containment and the crew were all female soldiers. If anything Cabin in the Woods was less bloody. And involved less random exposure.
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>>14808417
>It would just be guys getting raped by every MG type ever,
Stop trying to ruin the fun.
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>>14808412
It's the episode where alchohol is prohibited, and Homer becomes a smuggler. Then that detective Rex Banner comes in and pushes Wiggum out of his job, so Homer lets the Chief arrest him.
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>>14801649
>Historanon
Didn't you get the memo where he's shit now?
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>>14808384
>If he picks up the teddy bear than a dire grizzy breaks out and rapes him.
>The model horse? A dread centaur is going to hunt him down, phasing through walls as she hunts him.
>The bow and arrow? A yandere elf.
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>>14808383
Of course, how could I forget the most important step. To part her waterfall of hair and plant a smooth, sweet kiss on her equally sweet lips. This would then be followed be me spooning her, her face now almost pure red. Our kiss would be long and passionate, despite her apparent shyness and with her long hair blocking out the light, making so the only things in the world that matter are us. I tell her she has a lovely set of eyes that it match the seemingly flowing river that makes her hair and her freckles are also cute, looking like smooth river stones in the beautiful river that is her face.
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>>14808005
This one?
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>>14808417
>It would just be guys getting raped by every MG type ever,
Yes. And?
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>>14808420
>ruin the fun
Wait, what? A mass MG rape would be fun though. Unless you're into maledom in which case the situation would be MG Doom.
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>>14808431
>MG Doom
That'd be fun.
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>>14805600
I like you're style, anon.
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>>14808423
What did he do? I remember him saying he wanted to have a dragon lose to a flow kelp, which was really dumb, but otherwise the guy seems alright.
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>>14808384
Much like the bug/crustacean scene from King Kong (2005), this one still makes me feel a little sick. That kind of powerlessness is frightening on a fundamental level.

MG versions might heal this sickness, though.
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>>14808438
He pretended to quit, then came back so people would suck his dick.
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>>14808427
Christ, Anon, just stick your dick in a river already.
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>>14808398
Worry not, they just become more inviting when they're in the mood. Inviting, however, is not to be confused with submissive... They're also rather fond of the thought of having children, so they'll be gentle.

Their cousin, however, is a little wilder than they are. She's not roused quite so easily and will make a "hunt" of getting her clothes off. A real tease, that one. Real rewarding, too, though.
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>>14808431
I'm just saying that making it full femdom while keeping true to the source material kind of limits the fun you could have with it.
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>>14808403
Close, but not quite. Heles is actually defined as having cat ears. And we all know that a cat is fine, too.
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>>14808443
He quit and then changed his mind? That doesn't sound too bad. I was expecting you to say he developed a Machineanon style ego and claimed he was writing fine literature and that his haters were all jealous low tier writefags.
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>>14808460
Attentionwhoring is bad enough when we have better writers who don't make a big deal out of themselves.
>>
>"Please take responsibility for your AWOO~!"

do?
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>>14808456
That framing is overtly eye-catching.
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>>14808451
But the end of Cabin is a mass slaughter where humans achieve fuck all other than their own extinction. A MG equivalent would be every guy there being raped.
As I said, if you're inclined towards maledom the situation would essentially be Doom, with you as the badass who kick all their asses. Only the BFG is your cock I guess.
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>>14808445
As long as she's not the kind of person who plays too many head games, I'm fine with the cousin. Also, after we and everyone, including the cousin, are done with sex we are forming a giant cuddle pile where I can feel warm and easily dispense head pats. Will the Momma join in on this sex party, or is she too shy to come out and have as much fun as the other lovely ladies?
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>>14808463
>"I do."
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>>14808461
He hasn't done that as badly as say, quicksilver with his "I'm just trying to explain my fetish guuuuuys!" though. It was just a single post if I remember.
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>>14808390
>Not so tubby that you'll notice unless they're wearing a tight shirt
That's the best kind of tubby, it gives you something to tease them about and grope
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>>14808463
Princess carry her home and be a family man.
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>>14808463
Sure.
>>14808471
Plus all those posts bitching about how he couldn't write before he announced he'd quit.
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>>14808463
You raped me while I was yelling "Stop, stop, not inside, you'll get pregnant!", and then you show up demanding I help you raise her?

GIT OUT
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>>14808463
You're making some heavy implications that I would even consider not taking responsibility.
Of course I do.
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>>14808465
I hope you enjoy that! I'll give you the dark-skinned version next thread.
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>>14808466
While that's completely true, I just feel that in the case of monster girls running rampant in a facility there would at least be a small portion of men that would be able to fight them off since I feel that they would be a bit easier to manage than actual monsters. But if full femdom is how it should be then whatever, I'll take Doom.
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>>14808470
When will the mini-Momijis learn to fly and projectile spam like their mother?
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>>14808475
Whatever. The point is Histoiranon's "attentionwhoring" lasted a fraction of quicksilver's bullshit.
Unless he outright insulted anons for not liking him or something I'm yet to see how he's a fallen writefag.
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>>14808444
But I want to stick in her as we have passionate cuddlesex with one another. Her tall figure complementing her beautiful pale skin and her freckled face feels so nice against my own face. As we both climax at the end, she wraps me up and becomes the big spoon as we drift of to sleep, her modest bosom feeling so comfy to rest in. Little did I know that a cute blush fell upon her face, as we drifted of to sleep together, with her not expecting me to find her so cozy and huggable.
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>>14808492
After they learn how to recognize A MOVEMENT.
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>>14808463
Yeh.
>>14808470
Awoo looks great with huge tits.
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>>14808491
You know, thinking about it, perhaps the BFG thing was a bad comparison. Maybe the Berserker power up is more fitting. In any case I don't now, I prefer being the sub myself.
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>>14808506
I think the Berserker power up would be a raging mushroom.
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>>14808475
>Plus all those posts bitching about how he couldn't write before he announced he'd quit.
Jesus, if we use that as a qualifier for a writer being shit then we might as well just name everyone.
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>>14808500
MAKE TOUHOU GREAT AGAIN.
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>>14808461
He's hardly the biggest attentionwhore we have.
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>>14808535
Is that supposed to make it okay then?
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>>14808518
Exactly. We've got guys who defend popular writefags to stalker levels if they fuck up massively, but if a regular or new guy gets fed up or makes a small mistake he's immediately seen as irredeemable by some here. I don't even care for Historanon's story, but this is unfair.
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>>14808535
>>14808546
It's probably bets to nip this in the bud before we move onto a new thread.
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>>14808546
No, he should learn to stop that shit, but he's hardly Machine, Bob or Nega right now.
>>
I want a muscled tanuki to offer me a job as her workout partner!
She'd also force me to give her massages after each session and walk around with a towel about her waist and one hanging from her neck to keep her decent.

Tail brushing would come after.
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>>14808554
If you're talking about the Quicksilver thing I still say he was astroturfing hard.
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>>14808567
Don't be a gold-digger.
>>
New thread new thread please!
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>>14808585
>you will never marry an elderly tanuki with a net worth of billions who's only a few rounds of rough sex away from a grave
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>>14808643
Newfriend pls.
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>>14808643
5 threads ahead of us, go take a dirt nap.
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>>14808645
This is why tanukis abuse men. They think they're all in it for the money.
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>>14808643
There's always one retard who tries this shit.
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>>14808585
I won't, it would be great to massage her and have a lifting buddy for once, although I'd have to dread the day she asked me to step into the ring for fisticuffs.
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>>14808650
>>14808654
>>14808658
The fuck did I do? We've hit the image limit.
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>>14808580
I doubt it. There were multiple degrees of support for him, ranging from "How dare you raise a single criticism against him" to much more reasonable people suggesting how he could take action without pissing off the firecrackers here.
Given how he made maybe five posts under his own name in response to all the shit, I'd say he did what I would've done in that situation, and sat most of it out while regretting ever investing in these threads. He posts rather infrequently, anyway.
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>>14808664
Pretty sure other people have posted links in this very thread.
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>>14808664
Pls, newfag.

Pls.
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>>14808659
If you want a lifting buddy, you're better off asking /fit/itaur or buffcubus.
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>>14808664
Is this bait?
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>>14808664
>say there would be a retard trying to make a new thread early if we squandered our images
>get proven right
It doesn't feel as good as you'd think, but it's still something.
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>>14808669
Could.
Could also grab a fit elf, an oni, a fit werewolf, a dire familiar, a strongfat nekomata, or other strong girls.


Maybe a nice, ultra strong kitsune.
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>>14808673
Well, nobody's actually made a new thread, so I'd give you 65% credit there. Maybe 70% if you have good taste in monstergirls.
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>>14808665
>"How dare you raise a single criticism against him"
It's those posts I find the most suspect. The guys is hardly the best we have, if anything he's mediocre and the only original thing about his are the weird fetishes, and yet there are anons who go full out on you if you suggest he's done anything wrong.
Take the faggot who claims anyone against him is part of a /d/ conspircy, despite his fetishes actually being /d/ in the first place.
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>>14808679
>Nice, ultra strong kitsune
Tell me more
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>>14808645
>Be a young adult
>Marry an elderly Tanuki looking to make a quick fortune.
>Forget that bonding with an MG links your lives together
>Wake up in the morning after the wedding next to a Tanuki regressed in age back to her early twenties

Whoops, you didn't think that one through anon.
Now you've got a young cute Tanuki as a wife who's madly in love with you.
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>>14808702
>kitsune
>read that as Kikimora
Great, now I'm imagining a Kiki picking up the couch her master is laying on to vacuum under it.
Yes she has a broken European accent too.
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>>14808702
Five black, fluffy tails, a hard six-pack of abs, and a frame ripe with muscle due to many days of hard lifting.

Her chest is only a C-cup but her rear is perky and slappable due to squats.
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>>14808709
"Accidents" happen.
>>
>your brother is king, but he doesn't appreciate you
>still keep helping him out because hey, duty and shit
>brother dies
>bitches and whores destroying the kingdom
>turns out you're the rightful heir, holy shit
>nobody wants you though
>only one who takes your side is an Ignis who thinks the two of you should burn the kingdom to the ground before letting someone else rule it
Do you have what it takes, anon?
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>>14808709
I'm sorry but is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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>>14808732
No.
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>>14808732
To take control of the military and restore order to the kingdom, as well as take my rightful place as ruler? Then yes.
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>>14808732
Time to make this kingdom great again.
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>>14808679
>a dire familiar
>much taller than other familiars
>this means she comes up to your chest instead of your belly like other familiars
>still brutally muscular and strong, much more so than yourself
I can dig it
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>>14808732
Nah, I'm gonna make this Kingdom great again.

First comes the Wall. Anyone who is in my Kingdom illegally will be placed on the other side of the wall.

Next comes bullying the turtle girls.
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>>14808732
The whole point of being royalty is that you don't have to care what people want. Seize the throne and rule the kingdom with an iron fist!
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>>14808735
Yes! Instead of putting up with her for a few years, now you're stuck with her for life, and to make matters worse she's at the height of her health and libido and wants to make up for lost time.
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>>14808709
What if Anon was into GILFs though?
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>>14808750
If it's really that bad, there's always poison. She's just a dumb tanuki that married a gold digger. Can't be that hard to kill.
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>>14808741
Indeed!
And she's still a good height to be head patted at.
Although she may ask if you even lift that much onii-chan.
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>>14808748
>bullying the turtle girls
For what purpose?
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>>14808750
I'm still failing to see a downside.
If anything I'd just encourage her to buy a bunch of fertility drugs before we begin so that we can get a large number of daughters going.
I figure that ten should be enough for the first pregnancy.
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>>14808732
Get the Ignis on my side, take control of the military because I'm the fucking King jackasses, use the ignis and the military to destroy any opposition and restore order, get the ignis to calm down and not destroy the kingdom, possibly have her as our military's secret weapon from now on and may or may not dick her.
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>>14808762
They're low energy, they think they're tough girls but they're not
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>>14808711
Why are buff kikis who don't even realize their own strength the best?
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>>14808732
>younger brother is an Alp, and therefore actually younger sister
>wants to be king anyway
>no, you're a girl, girls can't be king
>BUT I WANNA!
Eugh.
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>>14808732
No thanks, being a leader isn't my thing.
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>>14808774
You're the true-born king! You have duties!
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>>14808366
>TFW no Xenomorph smut in here
Come on guys, they're just space ants.
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>>14808535
That belongs to Ovaries I thought
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>>14808770
Because strong meidos are best meidos.

>>14808771
Well, she could become queen if you so choose.
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>>14808784
>marrying your sister
Eww, gross!
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>>14808732
Go and do something else. I'm not corrupt, incestuous, brutal or stupid enough to be a ruler. Ok, I'm pretty stupid, but not on world leader levels.
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>>14808771
>not marrying your Alp imouto to continue your pure royal bloodline
>wanting to destroy centuries of perfection on anything non-regal
You're parents are rolling in their respective graves Anon. This is why your kingdom sucks.
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>>14808786
>I'm not corrupt, incestuous, brutal, or stupid
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
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>>14808777
I don't want to be king, way too much work not to mention I am awful at being a leader. I'd rather just appoint it to someone else.
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>>14808709
Pound that Con Raccoon pussy.
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>>14808702
You gonna get used as a weight for mofu curls. You'll end up in a fluffy hammock that rocks up and down while she grunts and moans.
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>>14808795
Why not be king and appoint a steward to do your job while you wallow in debauchery and sin?
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>>14808783
If his earlier episode was anything to go by I agree wholeheartedly.
Bollocks can actually write interesting stuff, but his attitude towards the thread has gone from modest to the point where he denies any positive feedback. There was a point where he got a good reception for the yandere kitsune thing and he immediately started shitting on the anons praising him for it.
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>>14808763
Think about it. She was a dirty old woman before, but she never had the energy for anything to last more then a few minutes. Now that she has her youthful vigor back she's insatiable. We're talking about hours of fucking, with the both of you going thorough multiple doses of drugs and your dick going raw. Even giving her kids won't stop her much.
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>>14808794
Clearly not, because I'm sane enough not to want power.
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>>14808805
Has Bollocks even written anything since he started begging Harblador for stories?
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>>14808808
But this only proves your good qualities!
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>>14808807
So you're telling me that a tanuki is going to give me enough drugs to cumflate her multiple times over before we engage in a week long sex binge?

Because that sounds pretty damn awesome.
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>>14808804
Perfect! Steve! You're in charge while I go play 'Impregnate The Entire Maid Staff'! Just don't do anything crazy like give my throne to a Lilum and we're solid.
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>>14808803
So she's got extra strong fluffy tails? I wonder what product she uses.
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>>14808809
That Tyrant greentext.
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>>14808804
But I'd still be king, not to mention I feel that It would be unfair to make that steward do all of the work with little reward. I'll just make a proud knight king and go back to living in the forest.
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>>14808812
>Putting Steve in charge
You stupid fucker.
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>>14808816
That was Average though, or am I thinking of something else?
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>>14808810
Well, thank you. But I'm still not about to fuck up ruling an entire kingdom. I'll leave that to the more interested back stabbing social "elite" and go somewhere nice. Maybe I'll find a waifu?
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>>14808732
I'm going to declare war on the Dragon Kingdom, lose horribly, and become a Red Dragon warlord's sex slave!
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>>14808805
The general rule of thumb is you're not allowed to like anything from bobby boy's schlock so idk why you think something otherwise
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>>14808813
Sounds good to me
>Working in the office at home
>You feel a tail wrap gently around you
>Brick-wall-of-muscle kitsune waifu says it's break time for you and she knows the perfect way to use it
>You laugh a say you really need to work on this
>Try to unwrap tail from you
>It doesn't budge an inch, even when you use both arms to try to unwrap it
>She smirks a little, you feel the pressure increase until it's firm - but not painful - and the tail lifts your entire body from your chair
>She carries you behind her like a human balloon attached by a big fluffy string as she carries you to the bedroom for snu snu
>>
It is pitch black. You are likely to be raped by a Grue.
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>>14808822
Average and Bollocks did Tyrant greentexts. With the latters being based off of Mr. X/T-00, and the formers being based off of Survivors Hypnos T-Type.
http://pastebin.com/NzidQBsT
http://pastebin.com/7RrJtCER
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>>14808827
Tail curls while she curls.
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>>14808831
>rape Grue
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>>14808838
There are no heroes left in man.
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>>14808826
Yeah, but fuck that rule. If I enjoy something I praise it. Inari Kitsune could show up again and write something, and if it's something other than his usual TF weirdness I might even like it. I try and give everyone a shot.
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>>14808831
1 Tile left into the lit room.
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>>14808811
It might sound good at first but you're underestimating how tiring it'll be. You might be fine at first, be you'll be begging her for a rest as her rides you, her hips a blur as she milks you for everything you have. The only downtime you have is when either of you pass from exhaustion, and as soon as that's over it's back to stuffing her greedy womb. You might even end up mindbroken.
>>
Whoa damn, that was a shitload of writing for the week.
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>>14808861
Oh? Do we have something new to read, or are you talking about stories posted this week for the wordpress?
>>
I want to dance a magic dance with the Goblins!
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>>14808863
Wordpress.
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>>14808861
>https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
Just like the good old days, plenty of updates!
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>>14808868
>reminding me of Bowie
Fuck you, man.
>>
>>14808883
>trying to forget Bowie
Ground control to major Anon, get your head out of your ass.
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>>14808868
>You will never end up being heir to the Goblin King throne, left in charge of all the Goblin Girls.

http://imgur.com/IgUbnRH.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyNOg4jSRg
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>>14808888
I think he means his death. You like him, right Anon #14808883?
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>>14808824
>>14808824
http://i.imgur.com/SlerYTa.jpg

>Ara? You flew my banner in that township even though they're your own kind? I thought you hated violence.

>... Tch. What are you saying, getting uppity like that. 'I want to embrace, and be embraced by you'

>You're five hundred years too young to be trying to swoon me, boy. But very well, let me hear what you have to say.

>...

>...

>... I see, and you're completely honest with that? ... I see. Then tell me, what will you do if your efforts actually pay off and you become what you claimed you wanted to be? Father to Dragons?

>'It doesn't matter so long as I have you?' My my, boy. What kind of sick romanticism have you had forced into your head? You almost set the kindling in my womb aflame.

Best Dragon. Best Jocasta. Not even Christ Metzen and his throbbing erection for Green Jesus can stop her.
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>>14808892
A man is not dead so long as his name is spoken.
>>
>>14808891
Why are goblin girls the best?
>>
>>14808888
I meant his death.
So yes, >>14808892
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>>14808891
>Matron of the Maze comes with the Bowie Bulge
>It's just an egg with an engagement ring in it as a magical prank
>>
>>14808891
Goblin Queen, Goblin Queen wherever you may be, let this anon call you wife-y!
>>
>>14808894
Her breasts will have the milk needed to raise super daughterus.
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>>14808925
But but but but

Which monstergirl is the best at lactating?

The legendary lactator? The prominent producer? The superior supplier?

My vote goes to holstaurs.
>>
>>14808911
I'd let her play with my balls, if you know what I mean.
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>>14808936
I think non-bovine monstergirls that produce milk at the rate of Holstaurs are hotter than Holstaurs themselves.
>>
>>14808861
>Penywise added hunter
Um...
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>>14808854
Again, I fail to see a problem.

Besides, she'll settle down once she's gotten pregnant, if only to keep the kids safe.
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>>14808925
>Tiamat Girl
>Vultron level Dragon Girl as far as design goes
>Red and Green are her arms
>White and Blue are her legs
>Black is her main body
>Five personalities in one body
>Has an Echidna-like ability to birth any variant of Dragons from Chromatics to Akantor/Pyroclastic
>All of them want to get pregnant by you
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>>14808966
What is this Akantor you speak of?
>>
I hate snakes, lamias stay away from me! I'm warning you!
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>>14808971
Magma-Tits/Monster from Monster Hunter. Ground-based Wyvern that lives in Volcanoes and is the friend to children.
>>
>>14808980
>Ground-based Wyvern
What is this I don't even?
>>
>>14808955
Fine. Even if you survive her pelvis crunching, you still have a dozen or more sneaky ringtails to look after, not to mention your wife will still want to be satisfied. That sort of life would be draining.
>>
>>14808971
I know it's the dragon magma tits thing, but the name is hilariously similar to that genie who works out your waifu.
>>
>>14808977
Now they'll want to tease you even more.
>>
>>14809011
Back on /a/ we tried to make it guess Charon. Good times.
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>>14809007
That's fine, I would enjoy the tiny, lovely daughters.
>>
>>14808993
"Wyvern" doesn't mean anything in the world of monster hunter.
Hell, I'm pretty sure the Zinogre is categorised as a beast wyvern. And the giant, fire-breathing pickle on legs is called a brute wyvern.
>>
>>14808078
Ah yeah, I see it now. Thanks for pointing it out!
>>
>>14809024
Even if they're always up to tricks?
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>>14809028
>"Wyvern" doesn't mean anything in the world of monster hunter.
That's because fucking everything in that game as arm wings that are stronger than steel and hip checks from 500ft away.
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>>14809038
Even then.

They are my tiny, lovely tanukis.
>>
Screw Earth, I'm moving to Rapestar Remina. Who's with me?
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>>14809011
It won't allow NSFW stuff so lots of monstergirl waifus aren't allowed.
>>
>>14809019
Just tried to make him guess Druella for the hell of it and he eventually ended up at Succubus. Close enough.
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>>14809055
>won't allow NSFW stuff
Last I played it, characters from Bible Black were in it.
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>>14809058
I thought it had MGQ characters too, at least I remember making him guess Alice a few years ago.
>>
>>14809048
But they're always in trouble for trying to scam the other kids or get out of their responsibilities with grownups.
>>
>>14809054
Eh, why the fuck not.
But what will we do once we get there? Just get raped?
>>
>>14809054
She's face-meltingly beautiful, anon. Good choice.
>>
>>14809074
Be fruitful and multiply until otherwise directed.
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>>14809037
No problemo.
>>
>>14809058
That's strange, I keep getting shut down when I go for NSFW stuff.
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>>14808354
What, stop them from DNA digivolving into Mastemon?
>>
>>14798243
Too much effort to expand on a story that was done as a throw-away brain-fart. Don't even particularly like or care for Jub-Jubs. Only did it for fun.

>>14808805
> but his attitude towards the thread has gone from modest to the point where he denies any positive feedback. There was a point where he got a good reception for the yandere kitsune thing and he immediately started shitting on the anons praising him for it.
When you spend so much time in this place getting shit for various things you tend to become blind to anything positive in the sea of shit. Would like to know what your definition of 'interesting' is, just out of curiosity and not to be an ass.
>>
>>14809180
>You'll never have a Ladydevimon and an Angewomon who fight over you as your partners.
>They'll never occasionally team up to hit on you as Mastemon
This sadness is profound.
>>
>>14809279
Sounds lovely.

>No lewd, haughty demon whose quite loving in private and noble, doting angel whose a freak in bed to both claim to be your wife.

Time to be one the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell.
>>
>>14809279
>>14809313
Their fusion in Cyber Sleuth is BEYOND lewd.
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>>14809349
Had to google it and, after a quick poll, the folling results came in.

Muh dick.
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>>14809349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sjhpPBUQps

You weren't kidding, damn.
>>
>>14809360
If you impregnate them while they are fused, which one gets the baby?

Also, dear god that is lewd.
>>
>>14809377
They both do, that's how you get 2 daughterus.
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>>14809377
Both get one
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>>14809385
>>14809389
Perfect.

It also allows them to already have a partner for fusion into Mastemon.....

Dear god....

I'm banging sisters.
>>
>>14809377
>>14809385
>>14809389
>>14809385
>Echidna has a Demon and Valkyrie daughteru who both dote on you
>They decide to show you just how much they love you
>Both of them flare their wings out, clasping hands together while they symmetrically dock
>Demon cups her sister's chin with her other hand and kissing her, both of them locking an eye on you as you see them tongue wrestling
>There's a flash of light, and they're both gone
>Instead it's a pale skinned Demon wearing the blue armor of a Valkyrie
>Half her wings are downy and feathery, the other half are bat-like and demonic in nature
>They talk in a unified voice of two overlapping
'Now, it's time you give us our due tribute. A child... Or two~'
>>
>>14809422
Yep.
They'd be getting daughterus.

All the daughterus.
>>
>>14809422
Did the demon daughteru get the bottom bunk while the angel got the top?
>>
>>14809422
The apex onee-san.
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>>14809451
She's the alpha and omega oneesan, the beginning of your marriage and the end of your virginity.
>>
>>14809422
Now the real question is, if you take their virginity in their fused form could you take it again in their normal bodies too?
>>
>>14809456
Give unto her that is athirst for your cum freely?
>>
>>14809464
I have no idea but I want to say yes just so I could take it again in private, one on one sessions with each of them.

>>14809473
Yes.
They do say to be fruitful and multiply after all.
>>
>>14809481
>spoiler
I bet the Valkyrie would be a little shy about doing it alone and in her own body.
>>
>>14809511
That's why you get the Demon to hold her legs open while she grapples her from behind, giving you encouragement about how her dear sister is so unforthcoming with her arousal. Remarking to her her sister's embarrassment how pretty and pink her virginal pussy is and how no man before you has had the chance to defile her. Or how she tastes like honey when you give her a kiss down there.
>>
>>14809511
Lights on, mating press.

Her sister would get it the same way.
>>
>>14809513
>Pretty much http://i.imgur.com/O8PpkTi.jpg with monster girls
Hello boner.
>>14809514
Perfectly acceptable too.
>>
>>14809511
http://i.imgur.com/Hx4ZP33.jpg
>>
>>14798243
Shit is still shit Anon
>>
>>14809548
>That image
Yes. Exactly.

>Demon's holding onto Valkyrie as she's panicking
'Hora hora, have a little bit of courage, dear sister. I at least gave him a test run for you~'
>She tries to kick harder and harder as you're pressing into her with your glans
'N-No! Not like this! The lights are still on!'
>Demon giving her sister a giggle and putting a hand on your chest, stopping you
>Gives an 'ufufufufufu ara ara ara' sort of laugh
'How could I forget? We need to record this, your first time with the man you L-o-ove~'
'N-No! How would Mother react!?'
>You and the Demon exchange a glance before sharing a round of laughter
>As soon as you press into the Valkyrie, she goes from a panicked pure maiden to almost a bucking bronco in bed, trying frantically to force you into her deepest depths
>You go at least another three rounds with both of them, and rather than them fusing they just hug you from front and back, sandwiching you in Marshmallow Heaven as fluffy and cool wings form a burrito around you
>>
>>14809572
And if they'd don't it while fused
>Come on sister, this isn't the first time he's taken you.
>Why, I'm even here again to help guide you...
>Unless.....
>Anon, why don't I give you two some time alone? I think she's just embarrassed to have me watching even though SHE was in charge most the last time we took you.
>>
>>14809594
*Did it while fused.
>>
>>14809572
This kind of stuff is my weakness. Threesomes are always god tier when there's a difference in confidence between the girls.
>>
>>14809624
I honestly prefer it when both of them are confident
>>
>>14809632
I enjoy all of them, although Dual timidity would be nice, one trying to comfort the other as she takes it.
>>
>>14809572
>>14809594
This is excellent.
>>
>>14809624
>>14809632
>>14809645
A young/old combo with the older one coaching the younger one is the best prove me wrong.
bonus if its a mother/daughter combo
extra bonus if it's your waifu and daughteru
>>
>>14809670
>first spoiler
Fuck man my fetish.
>second spoiler
And gone.
>>
>>14809670
>Sisters with a small age gap of 1-2 years
>Mother/daughter
>Enemies who hate each other and it's pretty much 2 on 1 rape with one of them resisting
>A girl in your class and the cool female senpai she always looked up to
All great situations for coaching.
>>
>>14809670
I've done far too many mother and daughter stories already that it feels like I've fallen into a fucking rut. C'est la vie, I guess.
>>
>>14809673
What about a lewd imouto guiding her pure oneechan?
>>
>>14809670
I'd rather have two confident aggressive girls teaming up to rap- I mean have sex with me.
>>
>>14809691
Anything but that second spoiler in the other post is good in my book.
>>
>>14809686
Teacher and childhood friend?
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>>14809691
>A pure and shy bookworm onee-chan who always wanted to save herself for marriage
>A borderline gyaru imouto who thinks her sister is a prude
Yes please.
>>14809716
Hakutaku sensei and a Dragon childhood friend could be nice.
>>
>>14809732
I would prefer manticore teacher showing the nerdy hellhound how to get that cute boy to like her.
Hint: it involves rape
Hakutaku is practically built for this kind of thing though.
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