Not a soul's getting past this gate!

>>14785841
Hi there, can I please pass through? I have a delivery of silly hats for the mansion.

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>>14785866
Sure cmon through!

>>14785841
But Miss Sakuya will surely throw a knife at your head if you don't let me deliver her shipment of pads.

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>>14785882
she can live without them

If I give you a big kiss, will you let me though?

>>14785841
Yeah, I got a pizza for a… Raymillie Scarlet?

>>14786170
Miley Ray Scarlet?

>>14786195
Billy Ray Scarlet?

>>14786290
Careful, if you say things like this someone will shop it and it will never die.

>>14786560
BEAN BATTY

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>>14786653

I don't have a soul, can I go through?

>>14786653
>>14786683
Do NOT bully the onis!

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>>14790750
Ill counter with 2.11 refined

>>14785841
My dick will break into her womb!

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Gahaha, as if that foolish girl could stop anyone who wanted to pass it! The Scarlet Devil Mansion suffers raids by thieving witches and murderous mikos on virtually a weekly basis. What more testament could there be to her complete failure as a gate guard?

Remilia should just fire her already and leave Gensokyo defenseless.

>>14785841

I don't want what's behind the gate.

I'm here to hold your hand.

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A hentai game where you have to defeat communist China to start the lewd. How generic does that sound?

>>14790979
This seems legit

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>>14785841
TOO BAD I'M A GINGER, BITCH

>>14785882
>>14785895
feel when interpreted this the wrong way at first

>>14785841
Good thing I'm dead inside. I can't wait to play with Flan.

>>14791384
Smells fishy to me.

>>14785841
Hi, can I get through the gate?

>>14811247
Can I get past the gate then?

>>14785841
haha ill just go through when you sleep china
how are you gonna stop me
idiot

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>>14785841
Million of Souls will get past your "gate"

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c-can i come through?

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china let me in

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I'll distract her by tickling her stinky feet!

>>14811285
Don't sexualize China, faggot

>>14785841
Jokes on you! I'm Mexican

>>14818482
watchu gon du fuccboi

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>>14811285
Very lewd, very rude.

>>14828180

I want to open the gate that is her shirt.

>>14790979

2 legit 2 quit.

>>14811285
technically that's only one soul getting past her gate

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>>14785841
Hi, can you let me pass. I want to sexually harass your co worker.

>>14844316
So the cervix isn't a gate?