Monster Girl Thread

Kobold daughterus are cute and deserve headpats!

Maids are olev.

...and they aren't too happy with the flies

x is best girl

>>14785726
And chin scratches and belly rubs.

>>14785732
I keep telling you that Zero is the best girl!

Alps something something start of the thread memepost.

>>14785714
Those aren't flies.

>>14785732
>X
>Not Y
Step it up, sempai

>>14785733
Yes, those too. Absolutely.

>>14785732
>>14785743
>X
>Y
>Not glorious Z.
I'm surrounded by degenerates.

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You wouldn't go to a sabbath run bar just because men get drinks half off tonight, would you anon?

>>14785757
>going to a bar

Fuck no.

>>14785757
No. No I wouldn't.
Even if I did drink often enough to warrant going to a bar, you couldn't get me to set foot into a Sabbath bar that wasn't owned by the Onee-Sabbath without crippling my legs and dragging me in.

>>14785757
No. But I'd go if they had a cute tiny tiger waitress.

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Xth for mahou mamono

inb4 "Spacejin is good except for the cbt"
I know

>>14785757
Nope. I'd pay a visit to the Snake Pit, though.
It's a lot less awkward, and they're such smooth talkers.

>>14785714
Well played.

>>14785757
I don't drink. I'll find my lolis to molest somewhere else.

>>14785740
>Like what you see boyo
I'll admit, I kinda do.

>>14785751
>Z
Degenerate

>>14785757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

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>>14785757
You wouldn't go out on a date with a girl you weren't really into just because you wanted a nice meal would you?

>>14785757
Too small.

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>>14785740
Yes, go on...

>>14785714
Eeeehhh... yeah, I guess I would stick myself in that in that, to be perfectly honest. But it wouldn't be that passionate, snuggly kind of love-making; It'd be that nasty, depraved kind of primal fucking that haunts your thoughts and dreams for weeks on end and puts a shameful, dirty kind of hunger in your loins because it felt way better than it had any right to.

Which, don't get me wrong, once in a while...

>>14785764
I worry for the type of stuff he'll draw that duo doing.

>>14785760
Agreed, the bar is not somewhere I'd like to be. Especially since this is monster girl world, those drinks probably have something funny and the type of people who are their aren't the kind I'd like to be around. I prefer to spend the night at home doing random, various things.

>>14785757
But I would.

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So... it's safe to come out? Wurms are strong, but Wurms do not like infighting. First for Wurms!

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Currently working on a snek.

Pardon the messy colors for now.

>>14785757
Can I just go to a lan cafe and drink bawls while making alps salty at whatever fps game they think is popular right now?

>>14785757
Cute. Would pat her head and scratch her ears.

>>14785805
She's coming along swimmingly drawfriend.

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>>14785805
>Kouhai's coming
>Ryuu waits patiently

>>14785757
I'd go there and order milk.

>>14785757
Why go to a bar when I have 8 different types of beer, 6 bottles of whiskey, 2 bottles of tequila, 3 bottles of vodka, and a full shelf full of wine.
My Oni waifu would be proud.

>>14785805
Looks great so far. Can't wait for the finished result.

>>14785805
Beautiful.

>>14785805
Seems to be coming along nicely. She also looks very innocently happy for a Shirohebi.

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I want to tease a wolf girl

>>14785802
As safe as a thread with twisted individuals, some of whom lust after Wurms, will ever be.

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>>14785774
>>14785784
Oh.

Well here you go.

You will never make your MG waifu swoon with your Piano skills.

>>14785817
That ryu looks pretty lonely. Doesn't her shrine get any visitors?

>>14785821
Christ dude. I just have one type of beer, two bottles of bourbon, one bottle of rum, one bottle of brandy, one bottle of sangria and one bottle of vodka in the freezer.

>>14785828
You can just ask one for rough sex, you know. That's an awfully roundabout way to go about it.

>>14785828
Would you be ready to take sweaty, wild responsibility when she snaps?

>>14785853
Where's the fun in that?

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>>14785802
I know exactly where I want to take a Wurm.

>>14785817
She won't officially open it without her trusted Shirohebi. The sisterhood is strong.

>>14785828
>You'll never have a pack of wolf girl wives
>You'll never get them all pregnant and only find out afterwords that wolf girls typically have 3-4 children at a time
>The school will never have you on speed dial because your 19 daughters are always getting up to mischief

>>14785653
>>14785657
>>14785667
>>14785713
I want my own soft proud haughty Dragon too! I want to give her lots of sweets!

>>14785845
I understand all of them except for the Pooh, but I've read all of them except for the bottom right one.

>>14785845
Not surprising, considering I can't play the piano. I used to be fairly good with an oboe tough.

>>14785838
Come to think of it, I don't think anyone has ever talked about sniffing Wurms. One guy wanted to pee on a Wurm though.

>>14785887
Soft dragons are best dragons.

>>14785887
Please don't do that to the dragons. They need their trim and powerful forms to project the characteristic strength and superiority of the race.

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>>14785897
The cuddliest too, especially if they're haughty.

>>14785908
I'm gonna make them soft and you can't stop me

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>>14785908
Dragons lost all dignity when this one sang "Love will keep us together" at an Alp bar.

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>>14785838
As long as we're not trashing other peoples' waifus, Wurm is happy. Also... brother! I, too, love Wurm.

>>14785864
Interesting. Where might that be exactly? Searching up the mysterious glyphs that are known as the 'filename' did not seem to yield relevant results.

Still, Wurm would not mind immersing herself in nature, protecting and learning from littluns.

>>14785918
>Where might that be exactly?
I dunno, it's just always been inna woods. Whenever bad things happen, someone posts that. I mean, used to.

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FIT
TIGER
FEMALES

>>14785917
I was a magnificent performance! Fitting of a creature of such grace and prowess.

>>14785930
Her hands are so tiny.

>>14785917
>an Alp bar.
It must be such a curious place.

>>14785946
Sure is. All those go-go cages with phase two's in them, swinging their hips like there's no tomorrow.

>>14785908
Fact: If the species is known for being powerful, and prideful, odds are your local girl of said species will be a CC chubby NEET instead. A haughty one, but a NEET none the less.

>>14785916
How big though?

>>14785926
That was before Wurm came to the Woods. No one messes with the woods now... except for Wurm when she knocks over the odd tree or two. Rarely, though. Really.

>>14785953
What's wrong with Dragon NEETs? I mean, they inherit the hoards of their parents, don't they? So they can just put some of it in a bank and live off of interest without ever working. Not to mention investment opportunities.

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>>14785958
Super soft.

>>14785849
I also have 8 different types of moonshine in my fridge in my garage

>>14785968
oh my damn

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>>14785964
Give me all your shekels and I'll double your money! formyselfandnotyou.

>>14785953
I want to be childhood friends with a NEET monstergirl.
I want to surprise her and her other NEET friends by showing up to play video games with them while being a lot more fit than them.

>>14785969
I only have some moonshine cherries and brandied peaches.

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Boo~

>>14785959
I can imagine a Wurm in the background of those three, yes.

>>14785968
That's pretty good.
A dragon of that size would be nice.
I could also go bigger or smaller but that is neither here nor there.

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On the subject of soft Monster Girls, what would you do if your Onee-san became soft?

>>14785985
Looks like it's time for the Master Ball.

>>14785997
My human onee-san did and it was never a problem for me. My goddamn nephew seems to have understood that soft boobs are great for resting your head against and he's only seven.

>>14785985
I want to put my dick in the purple one's butt while the red one sits on my face.

>>14786005
Your nephew knows what the fuck is up.

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>>14785997
Get her to where she retains the ass and tits, yet gains muscular abs, thighs, and arms.

>>14786001
>2015
>He can't catch Mons without using the Master Ball
See, this is why you'll never make it to the championships

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>>14785985
That guy does some top-tier health when he isn't doing furshit. And even some of the furshit has good bodies.

>>14785985
>Those asses
>Those tits
>Those glowing eyes
>That tongue.
I hope they're ready to get semen all over their bodies.

>>14785987
>I could also go bigger or smaller but that is neither here nor there.
How much bigger?

I need big onee-sans cuddling/molesting shota brothers

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Goodnight to you Anons, one and all.

Take care to nurture this new thread, but in due time be sure to get to bed! Do it for Charon who works tirelessly, running on the power of pun and the odd cup of coffee, that you may sleep now... or in the eternity. Do it for her.

>>14785997
Probably snuggle and just get her extra snacks when she wants them.

And of course, I'd always tell her no if she asks if I think she's getting too big.
Partially because I want to see the end of the day.

>>14785757
Depends if they make good lemon lime & bitters.

Do they make good lemon lime & bitters. I could really go for one right now, it's bloody hot outside.

Is it air conditioned?

There's no stupid 'men must pay with semen lel' clause is there?

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>>14786015
He also has great taste in entertainment, last summer he would rather watch me play Witcher 3 than watch cartoons with his sister.
That's enough blogging for now.

>>14786030
Quite a bit bigger.
It's one of the many many fetishes I have, although I'd be equally as happy with a dragon build like a tank.

>>14785997
>>14786033
>>14786038
Wanna rest my head between my soft oneesan's thighs
Gonna rest my head between my soft oneesan's thighs

>>14786043
Yes.
Yes.
Only on request.

>>14786052
Soft dragons a best no matter how soft. You could always write stories about that you know. Trader Anon did.

>>14786064
We will never, ever forgive Trader for fattening up the spider because I voted to make her fit!

>>14786053
>Not resting your dick between your soft oneesan's thighs.
Step it up kouhai.

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>>14786057
Then fuck yes! Time for lemon lime & bitters (and absolutely nothing else)

God bless needs monstergirls and their blatant attempts to attract male attention!

>>14786068
Please Anon, that comes after. Her thighs make great pillows, and you can tease her from there when she tries to play video games.

>>14786053
Just be sure that she wraps them around your head when you get busy.

>>14786064
Nah, too much trouble.
I'm content with the stuff in my head.

>>14786067
I'm indifferent as I enjoy both.

>>14785985
>a Mismagius monster girl and has amazing body.
This please me greatly, as mismagius is my favorite ghost type and this girl looks great, good memories of hen I first had one. I want to hear her to sing me a lovely incantation, followed by me saying it was beautiful and her giving a big cute, spooky smile.

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>tfw no qt minotaur gf to get swole with

>>14786074
>I'm content with the stuff in my head
Wish I was.

>>14786074
What monster girl do you think would make the best softest girl?

Is it wrong that I want to be childhood friends with a chubby Hikikomori NEET dragon who has a Succubus and a Gazer who are both equally chubby NEETS as friends?
Is it wrong that I want to go live with her house somewhat clean while her friends marvel over the fact that she has an in shape human boy living with her?
I want them to think I'm bad at video games so I can surprise them by annihilating them in Monmusu Fighter EX before showing them some of my collection of human games.

>>14786090
Felines and holsts.
Maybe selkies.

>>14786085
>TFW she'll never drag you to the fitness club room every day after school.
She'll never make you train your sexual endurance with Paizuri every day too.

Last thread they told me to put this in a bin instead of posting it in the thread, so here.

http://pastebin.com/g9GQMKWf

Please tell me if any of the ideas in there would work in a Monster Girls story. It's less than a thousand words.

>>14786094
*to keep her house
whoops.

>>14785997
>A seven foot tall hellhound onee-san who develops a persistent layer of pudge over her solid, slender muscles
>And who's breasts and hips fill out, while her six-pack is hidden from view by a few extra pounds

Instead of cuddling her for several hours every day, I'm going to cuddle her for several hours more every day.

Fuck, I wish I had a hellhound.

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>>14786090
I want to say that it's a Holst or particularly healthy Dark Elf, but my brain says it would probably be a Slime. They're pretty much made of soft.

>>14785805
Cute!
Who else would you be trying later

>>14786108
If I had a tall Hellhound onee-san who was soft, I don't think I'd ever want to stop cuddling her.

I'd be her otouto backpack, always clinging to her and nuzzling into her soft fur.

>>14786104
Right off the bat I'd suggest that you split up your paragraphs a bit more until it looks neat and tidy.

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>>14786076
>It chants incantations. While they usually torment targets, some chants bring happiness.
Are you willing to take that chance?

>>14786104
It's not much to go on, but it might lead to a decent story. There's no harm in just going for it.

>>14785930
That exhibitionist is naked from the waist down

>>14786127
It's split into neat paragraphs on Word, but pastebin doesn't seem to give a fuck.

>>14786135
That has happened to me before as well.

>>14786110
What about a Slime Holst?

Just give a Holst to a Dark Slime and let the latter do her thing, or saturate a Dark Slime in Holst Milk.

>>14786129
Of course I will, she seems like a lovely girl and I always enjoy a girl who can sing. Plus, I trust she's a nice lady who's probably lonely and would love someone who isn't scare of her but rather wants to get to know who she is and how she's like.

>>14786135
I type directly into pastebin to avoid all the weird formatting issues it has. Or rather, I do when I write, which I have not for some time.

>>14786132
But there's lots of concepts in it that I wanted people's opinions on. Like, you know. Implants in the head, people getting resurrected, magical trains that run on time while high-tech shuttles are also in use, manipulating your own brains to deal with anxiety issues, stuff like that?

>>14786113
What are you going to do when she goes into heat and her eyes start burning even hotter with lust?

>>14785977
You can have all of my two-and-a-half shekels.

I'll expect a report of what you did with them this time next year.

My clock is PRECISE.

So any yandere content from the last thread?

>>14786149
She's a Hellhound, she knows what to do.

>>14785977
>>14786150
I want to give a Tanuki a small amount of money and tell me that if she impresses me with what she does with it then I'll marry her.

I want to hatefuck a Tanuki after a long series of interactions leaves me destitute and she offers me "one for the road".
Then I want to wake up to her cradling my head in her chest as she tells me that she's happy I finally gave in to my urges and says I can have all of my money back.

>>14786151
If there was, I would've capped them.

>>14786113
Yeah, you'd never want to get anything done.
I'd take every opportunity available just to spend time with her and be a completely doting brother. Taking interest in all her hobbies, sneaking into her room at night to cuddle her (if she hasn't crept into my room first, anyway), brushing her hair and doing all sorts of intimate things to her ears, just for a start.
The softness is a bonus, especially when you start thinking about her thighs, but really, any type of big sister hellhound would be great. Soft, muscular, average, tall or even just the same height as you. That won't change how warm she'll be, or how great of a sister she'll be, or how perfectly she can protect you.

>>14786154
But anon, just imagine her pinning you down, her pussy sopping wet and pressed against your crotch, her glowing eyes staring deep into yours as she prepares to violently remove your virginity.

>>14786160
D-Do you cap all the yandere content in these threads
If you do I will be eternally grateful if you post them/give me a link

>>14786166
I would if imgur allowed you to directly upload images into an album,and even then I'd have to make more than one since there's so many.

>>14786113
That sounds nice. I'd prefer to be wrapped around the front though. And I'm going to need some kind of enormous dire Hellhound onee-san to pull it off on account of my size.

I wonder how people would react to a ten foot Hellhound walking around with a six and a half foot bearded construction worker clinging to her front like a baby koala.

>>14786173
C-Could you post at least some in these threads
I-I need my yandere fix

>>14786158
Would you fuck her until she ahegaos while she protests in revenge for leading you on like that?
"Anon no, come on I was going to give you your money back the whole time. Stop."
"Anon please, I'm tired from last night, I'm not in the mood right now."
"Anon please stop, this is too much! Did you just cum again?"
"Oh noooo~ Stop~ I can't take it anymore I'm gonna get addicted to this~"

>>14786147
You can't evaluate these ideas in a vacuum. Any one of those can be excellent ideas but perform terribly in execution. What you gave here simply is not enough to judge. I see nothing inherently wrong with what you have so far and would be willing to read more. That's about the best I can say at this point. Develop the setting and we can see where it goes.

>>14786179
Don't do it Anonymous! This man has an addiction!
Giving him what he wants will not cure his addiction!

I want to bully a soft neet Hellhound about her pot belly, and mock her for being such a flabby out of weight nerd!

I want to suddenly realize that even a fat neet Hellhound is still a Hellhound as she pounces me, rapes me to assert her dominance, then forces me to take responsibility as she uses me like a daki and makes me dress up like her favorite anime characters and say their lines!

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>>14786179
Stop stuttering.
Also, here's just one since I loathe imagedumping.

>>14786185
I see. I'll try, but probably won't succeed.

>>14786187
I want that to happen to me too! A crow tengu nerd is fine too I want to be forced to cosplay as her favorite anime character! I want to be forced into her thick thighs and be forced to go down on her as she shitposts on internet imageboards!

>>14786181
That's not revenge, that's a reward.

>>14786201
Anon, I'm talking overstimulation while she tries in vain to squirm away from your dick.

>>14786190
Thanks man. I seriously hope you upload all the caps for future generations somewhere and link it back here

>>14786210
No problem.

>>14786192
You can't go into this kind of thing with that attitude. You already took the biggest step, so it's all a lot easier from here. If you're not sure about what you're doing, I'm generally amenable to giving things a look over. I already edit and critique an enormous amount of sci-fi smut, so lending a hand here is no skin off my back.

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FEED ME SEYMOUR!

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>>14786134
So are Holstaurs, I mean look at the bottoms to her outfit, to me it doesn't look like they'd come up to her waist even when she's standing, so her hips and everything they hold is just out in the open but people never realize because obviously those docile cowgirls aren't lewd as holy fuck.

>>14786187
That's the great thing about hellhounds. Even when they're so soft you could fall asleep on one without a blanket in seconds, they're still capable of being god-like supernaturally powerful forces of nature who love ear scratches.

If she got me to cosplay her favourite characters, I'd most likely get in character and try to make her swoon like that, by acting as if she's the character's romantic interest. All while holding her paw and maintaining eye contact even when her tail goes supersonic.

>>14786215
Not sure about anything at all. My last attempt at writing worked well for the first 50k words and then I sort of faded away completely.

>>14786218
Sure, I'll feed you from a distance and make sure you grow into a big, bust plant girl. Also, my name is not Seymour.

>>14786218
All night long?

But what about tomboy monster girls who are also childhood friends?

>>14786222
What if her character is a moe character?
Or a trap

>>14786229
>tomboy childhood friend
Imari, please. You always want something in your mouth.

>>14786224
What got in your way? Writers stop for any number of reasons, many of which have dramatically simple solutions or at least allow easy prevention.

>>14786218
What do you want me to do?! Slit my wrists?!

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I want a 765 year masochistic foxgirl.

>>14786235
I lost the drive. I knew exactly what I was supposed to do, it was going to be just another chapter like usual. But I just didn't write it. That thing I posted is the first thing I've written in a month.

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Good night anons, and if you guys can, look after these bunnies I found in my backyard for me.

>>14786239
Saya > Xiaomu

>>14786247
Wait a minute, these aren't bunnies at all!

>>14786230
If her character is a moe character, then we'll work together to sexualise the entire moe genre just so it works.
And the only traps here are the two bottomless pits of fire and passion that are her beautiful eyes.

>>14786247
Why where they in your backyard? Also, I'll gladly take the cute and chubby one, she can come home with me and cuddle with me.

>>14786247
I wish I'd find cute bunnies like those in my backyard.

>>14786247
Wait a ticket, these bunnies look off
There's just something about them but I can't quite put my finger on it

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>>14786251
Why not both?

>>14786269
Is it that they have no noses?

>>14786270
An acceptable compromise.

>>14786275
Hm
Hmm
Yeah, I think that might be it. Under close examination, I believe that these bunnies do not have noses!
How terrible. To think that these poor bunny rabbits cannot smell a thing

>>14786246
Writing is a lot of work. It's common for writers to lose ambition over the course of a project. It's clear that you like writing; otherwise you would not have struck up a new project. The issue then is usually discipline. Writing is fun, but it's still a great deal of effort and needs to be treated as a task. Set deadlines for yourself and try to build a habit of writing. Write at the same time, in the same spot, while doing the same thing. Setting a schedule makes everything so much easier. Working this way has always given me the most consistent results.

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>tfw no nerdhound to play vidya with and fuck you relentlessly after she pauses her game

>>14786247
Poor optically impaired bunnies.

>>14785502
Yeah, well this is set in a time where monsters are less common in the area, so it fits the narrative and I've always been interested in exploring the whole transformation aspect of monstergirls. Thanks for reading.

>>14785452
Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it. Glad the start isn't as awkward as I initially thought it was. And yeah, she's learning fast, but I kind of assumed a dragon would anyway. She's kind of a sue, being both dragon and lich so I think it'll be more about how she limits herself to be as inconspicuous of an agent as she can whilst adventuring.

>>14786287
I agree, as not being able to smell also ruins your ability to taste. Now when I invite them over for dinner, they won't be able to experience the full flavor of my delicious home cooking!

>>14786292
Neeeeeeerd!

>>14786300
How horrifying! To think that they would never know the glorious taste of a homemade carrot cake, or a carrot stew, or carrot soup
What sort of fiend would do such a thing to these poor bunnies? Who would rob them of their sense of smell? WHO?

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>>14786280
>tfw no genki otaku foxgirl who loves being spanked
>tfw no busty fox nemesis to tease me into hatesex
>tfw never going to take both of them at once to claim as my brides
Life is suffering

I wanted to be forced to perform cunninlingus and wear embarassing cosplay by a loser nerd!

>>14786310
Why does she have to force you?

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>>14785714
Do you see this face? This is the face of a man who knows what he wants and that he can take it anytime he wants to.

What have you done to become this man?

>>14786292
If she removes those glasses, will she be able to emit hellfire from her eyes again? Or is it like a Cyclops situation where she needs them to keep the fire under control?

>>14786292
>Tfw no nerdhound to play Pokemon with and battle
>And make bullshit bets on who wins or loses
>And Forget them entierly because you both get too into battling
>And that's it. What, you expected sex? You Pokemon battle someone

>>14786306
Someone who's jealous of the fact that I bake the best carrot cake in town. No matter, I'll gladly help these girls find their lost noses, as all three of us now share a common enemy.

>>14786314
>Yes, Katherine was a bitch, and Catherine was a slut, and the wise thing to do is to go with Katherine but the DICK DOESN'T CARE

>>14786311
Because I would be a normalfag
I want to be humiliated by monster girls

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>>14786288
I used to have a deadline: one full chapter a week. It worked all the way until it didn't.
Schedules don't make anything work better. Trying to force something out isn't the way to do it. And I don't know if starting a new story is such a smart idea either. If I didn't finish my first story, there's a chance I won't finish this one either, and then I'd have two unfinished stories and that's worse than not writing at all.
Maybe I should just try and go back to my old one, but I don't know.

>>14786314
Space Tourism was the better ending friendo.

I want to offer myself to a tanuki of larger than average size!
Without payment!
Even if she is a bottom heavy one.

>>14786316
Man, it's been ages since I played Pokemon. I've not even brought Alpha or Omega, just because I've kind of lost interest.
I guess I've got Monster Hunter and Loli Spelunking Simulator to thank for that.

>>14786332
A rodent of unusual size? Bah, those are just a legend!

>>14786336
You say that now but soon one will walk in, her wide hips wiggling and her big booty bouncing as she asks me if I mean it.

>>14786333
I'm into Pokemon and I didn't buy ASOR (It sounds better than ORAS) either.
Never got into MH but have always been super curious about it

>>14786323
You'd deseerve it for being such a disgusting slut. Being stuck under the desk of some pathetic looser like a hoardless dragon, nerclops, pudgy werewolf or middle class vampire is where you belong.

>>14786358
That all sounds so good.

>>14786325
Schedules are great if you give yourself a reason to keep them, as are deadlines. If you're floundering for motivation, however, they tend to only make things worse, as missing a deadline saps your enthusiasm. I've been there many times before. The key is to instead set realistic goals for each writing session, not "a chapter a week". Have a story point you wish to hit and build towards that. Also, you can't be afraid to take things slowly sometimes. You can't force a creative process and you're more likely to do harm than good.

Don't get discouraged if you do fall behind. The schedule is for your own benefit, not your readers'. Fuck them for being impatient. That being said, it is probably best for you to finish what you have started. You'll feel a lot better when you see your ideas coming together. Also, assuming you are who you seem to be, I rather wanted to know where that was going.

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>>14786129
>>14785985
Well, Gengar had always been one of my favorite ghost types...
They look like trouble, though. I'm gonna have to put extra effort in their training.
And my own.

>>14786358
I want her to step on my dick as she dominates me! I want to be a once proud human boy who is now a pussy-craving mindbroken slut!

>>14786367
How low can you get to enjoy being the personal toy of some pathetic nerd monster?

>>14786347
I believe there's a demo of 4U you can download and try out. It won't give you a sense of the longer scale of the game, but for teaching you about how it actually plays and feels in combat, it works well.

I wasnt always into the series, and even when Tri came out, I played it around a friend's house a few times and still disliked it. But a few years later, I suddenly got hooked on it, and between 3U and 4U, I've easily put in over 2000 hours. It's nuts.

>>14786373
Chapter a week was realistic, it only took me three sessions to complete one. Again, never had trouble with it until it all stopped flowing.
>Fuck them for being impatient
Yeah, no. I can't afford to have that kind of attitude towards readers.
>You'll feel a lot better when you see your ideas coming together
Or I'll be even more disappointed than the readers. But I guess I'll try to get back to what I started instead of trying something new.
>>14786379
As long as she'll have me?

>>14786376
A werewolf stepping on my dick would be great. I'd want her to get me off with her pawpads alone.

>>14786379
As long as she makes me ahegao everyday like the slut that I am!

>>14786391
What's up with Exhentai right now? I can't tag or favourite galleries at all.

>>14786381
Well then good thing my 3DS is next to me. Time to scour the NinStore
Fun Fact: I have the box for 3U but not the game. I don't remember purchasing it or anything, but I somehow have the box. Just no game
Just the case

>>14786397
No clue m8. Might be server maintenance or some shit.
I read Jin's Tachibana NTR series. I don't know what to feel

>>14786397
Nobody knows. Tags and favourites are just down
Some are saying that since Nyaa is also down, 'IT'S A CONSPIRACY' but it's probably server maintenance

>>14786376
Have some dignity for fuck's sake. No self respecting human boy should pant like a slut while while some reject monster coerces load after load out of him with her feet.
You sound like a hopeless boyslut who'd moan muffled thanks into the pussy of some monster for the opportunity of letting you service her.

>>14786419
I'm not a human! I'm a filthy pig-slut who services any woman willing to have me!

>>14786384
You misunderstand what I mean by realistic goals. It's not about the length, it's about the way you define them. Part of the problem you have with motivation is likely the requirement to have a release every week. You're writing a story, not a bunch of chapters. It may help to instead set your deadlines by story progress and simply release new chapters when you believe that the content is sufficient to justify a chapter.

You absolutely can afford that kind of attitude. You write because you want to, not to keep a bunch of assholes on the internet happy. I'm not saying that you should ignore them entirely, but if they're going to have a problem with you having a slightly irregular schedule, you may want to rethink where you are posting your work. I've seen a lot of writers burn out because of perceived expectations of them and their stories. Don't become one of them.

>>14786431
Apparently. You deserve to be passed around by a bunch of monoeyes on a particularly sweltering hot day.

>>14786400
Spooky. Maybe you've got a box ghost.

Also, pro-tip for if you do play the demo. Not getting hit is the first priority, and hitting the monster is the second.
When fighting a new monster, spend a minute or two learning its moveset, and how it'll attack you.
How they choose attacks is based on your distance and position around them, with a slightly predictable random factor.

>>14786445
I would be grateful to! I want to service the fantasy of these nerds the best I can! They don't even need to pay money!

>>14786449
>Not getting hit is the first priority, and hitting the monster is the second
Well that sums up a lot of MMO's I've played. And games in general
But in all seriousness, even if it's basic knowledge, thanks for the advise

>>14786449
I think I should sleep for a bit.

I read that as 'hatbox ghost'

>>14786462
It is basic, but it's also important to bear in mind. Especially given how most weapons require you to commit to their attacks, and how frantic some fights can get.
If you play with a weapon like the Greatsword or Hammer, you'll see what I mean.

>>14786476
Oh I know exactly what you mean. Super curious, remember?
Lot of momentum in your swings. Lots of charge-up for effective damage. Timing is key and all that

>>14786458
Man, you really need help. No one in their right mind should enjoy having to bury their head between the thighs of a dozen monoeyes and service them one after the other in the crossfire of as many ruefully staring huge eyes. Not even you, as low as you might be, deserve the fate of having to lick corruption fruit off of their naked, flabby bodies so you can be made to serve as a refresher dispenser, serving up empty cups and filling them on the spot while those nerds jubilantly watch and lick their lips.
Come on, anon. Don't tell me you'd go through that humiliation and then even let them ride you or make you ride them in whatever way they choose.

>>14786482
That's pretty much it. The Greatsword is like the staple weapon of the series, and its rough cycle is:
Run up to monster > draw into longest charge attack possible > attack > sheath, run away and repeat
There's no shame in taking uncharged or less charged potshots at monsters you're not so comfortable facing, though.

>>14786514
Oh yeah i know that. And even then, it's pretty self-explanatory that the greatsword would have good damage but has a wind-up
I mean, seriously. It's a big fucking sword. I've played Shadow of the Colossus, I know how big things work

I want a giant slug to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her laughter to be slow and weird!

>>14786536
And I want to hit on an elf that's had far too many cakes in front of her friends in a public setting before walking off.

>>14786527
Very true. It's almost the polar opposite of the Charge Blade, which makes every attempt to have as many features as possible.
Seriously, the amount of mix-ups and combo interrupts it has is nuts.

>>14786547
Finding out combos in any sort of game that involves lunging, diving, and dodging is just so satisfying. mix-ups, move cancels, the works
Just that feeling of "I understand" is just so great
And now I'm sad

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I want to mount a tigrex girl

>>14786553
Sad about what? The fact that it's 2016 and dog girls still don't exist?

>>14786572
Sure yeah
yeah
Catgirls > Dog girls

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>>14786572
>it's 2016

>>14786569
I want to ride a Wurm into battle
Who is herself riding a Sandworm into battle

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Would you try and teach her how to be a person, /jp/? Or just enjoy having lovely centaur lady at your beck and call?

>>14786587
No because I'd choose the Griffin
it's a god damn Griffin damn it. A GRYPHON!
Forget the rest of the choices,IT'S A GRIFFIN

Wew lad just finished reading MTSP jins Tachibana series. I don't know what to feel

>>14786599
You should feel nothing. That shit is way too cliche to take seriously.

Also, obligatory
>NTR

>>14786602
But the artstyle is pretty great

>>14786605
It's alright, but it does get a little repetitive after a while.

>>14786583
It's like you're trying to be as wrong as physically possible.

>>14786622
Well I just wanted to start shit but I like them both

>>14786622
But he's right.

>>14786599
The last chapters were disappointing desu. Instead of hot degradation sex it turned into vanilla with the rapists

>>14786602
>cliche
How so? The amount of NTR that starts with few vanilla chapters as a bait is minimum
Vanilla, for the most part, have much more cliche than even most stupid NTR

>>14786221
Yepp, MGE cows seem to love having some breeze down there, even the know-it-all Mist continent werecows.

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember, don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to keep an eye out for suspicious characters like that dastardly spiderwoman.

She's a menace to society I tell ya!

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>>14786687
Don't worry, I've got someone that'll take care of that insidious spiderwoman! She calls herself 'The Shocker'.

>>14786676
I just went and checked and you're right. Fucking lewd cows.

>>14786695
Ah!
A brave woman has stepped up to take out the web slinging menace?

I've never felt happier except for the day my son married that ogre!

At first I was suspicious that she was some unthinking brute but then I learned that she was a lawyer!

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>>14786595
>>14786587
MGE Gryphon when.

Probably after Wonderland Centaur.

>>14786695
GET BACK HERE SHOCKER

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>>14786695
>your waifu will never do that with your dick


>your waifu will never make a face like pic related as you thrust up into her and impregnate her with your seed

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>>14786709
Sounds suspicious...

>>14786724
That's what I thought too, but then I met her and found the she was a fine, upstanding young woman.

If a little odd for being on amicable terms with that spider freak.

Maybe I should go ask Patricia about that damn spider woman again.

I'll never know how she gets those pictures.

>>14786719

I would love nothing more than for a monster girl to make that face with me.

Preferably one that's nine feet tall and far more muscular than me.
The dice have decided that she would be a valkryie.

I would love the shit out of her, especially if she had blue hair.

>>14786687
I want to make spiderwoman sacrifice her marriage to a devil!

A human boy should learn to be meek and submissive to his wife. A human boy should be expected to cook and take care of his wife's needs. He should take care of the children and stay at home in the kitchen. It's silly to think that human boys should vote or even WORSE do something as divorce! A boys place is down on his knees pleasuring her wife.

>>14786740
This.

>>14786739
>Implying it just doesn't end with the devil becoming part of the marriage.
>Implying Aunt May doesn't need to finally pass on and be with her husband

>>14786740
I want to be patronized by a monster for being a silly boy!

>>14786740
Too true!
I'd love nothing more than to cook up a feast for my amazon waifu when she gets home and make sure she eats every bite to stay strong along with a large dessert, after which I will massage her and let her rest her head in my lap so I can rub it.

>>14786740
>A boys place is down on his knees pleasuring her wife.
>her wife
>her
>wife

Reminder not to be a bitch, boys, or else you'll lose your wiener.

I want to be an annoying masculinist in MGC!

>>14786740
I want to greet my hardworking wife home with the offer of dinner, a bath, or me!

>>14786736
>nine feet tall valkryie

That's a lot of heavenly snu snu. I'm not sure the bodies of mortal men were meant to handle that kind of stress.

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>>14786740
Ya I'm down, that sounds amazing

>>14786760
Gotta get strong somehow.
Besides, don't you want to engage in vigorous shower sex after she gets back from battle?

>>14786740
I couldn't agree more.

>>14786760
I want to be fucked by a monster that's at least 3 feet taller than me! I want to be princess carried by her and treated like a fragile precious being!
Then when the full moon comes up I want to be a panting ahegaoing mess, mindbroken with empty eyes and doing the double peace sign as she fucks me raw

>>14786763
I'd worshipfully clean a Valkyrie's body in the shower and massage all the tension out of her steel chord-like muscles afterwards, I'm a slut like that.

>>14786759
What if she wants you in the bath after dinner?

>>14786761
>Dat pic
I need this but with a hellhound

>>14786768
Same.

In a world of monster girls I would be quite easy to win over with a girl like that.

>>14786687
I want a scylla to mindswap with spiderwoman!

>>14786772
She's the boss, if that's how she wants it, fine by me! But our Bathtub is a bit too small for the both of us. She's 6ft something, with lots of dragon parts.

>>14786780
>Only 6
>Not 10

>>14786740
Human boys should learn their place against monsters in society. They're the weaker sex. Human boys are so silly when they try to push their deluded views on equality.
I bet monstergirls would have fetishes on dominating a tsundere/bratty/haughty human boy and making them meek and submissive

>>14786785
10 is too big, around 8 is the sweet spot.

>>14786785
this

>>14786786
>I bet monstergirls would have fetishes on dominating a tsundere/bratty/haughty human boy and making them meek and submissive
>Not wanting to be the tsundere human boy who gets turned deredere by a dominant Monster Girl

>>14786780
That just means being huddled close together while you scrub down her scaly and squishy part.

>>14786790
>Not wanting to be the Tsundere human delinquent who only shows his soft side around a monstergirl.

I want to be a proud haughty leader of the human resistance forces and get mindbroken by the monster queen turning into her loyal and submissive househusband!

>>14786790
>implying I wouldn't want that
I want to be that tsundere archetype who's very weak against compliments and affection

>>14786797
>not being the tsundere school idol who gets mushy around the monstergirl self-insert
I wonder what anime produced under monstergirls is like. No yaoi and just a monstergirl self insert charming boys probably with KINDNESS

>>14786767
Being ridden into a ragged, ahegaoing mess by a big monster girl is so romantic.

>>14786790
I want to be a monster girl's tsundere childhood friend and have her get tired of it and rape the stupid out of me.

I want to be a human boy idol having thousands of rabid monstergirl fans who worship me and stalk me and buy various bodyparts of me like hair and fingernails at a ridiculous price. I want to see a flustered monstergirl fan react when I hug her at the autograph booth. I want to be raped by the big management because that's the only way you get up in the industry

I want to be a gamer boy who gets a PR position at a video game company! I want to mock the silly monster girls for their dumb hobby and actively get them to despise me! I then want them to kidnap me, rape me, and level up on me!

>>14786811
>you try to hit her for accidentally taking a peek at your naked body
>she grabs your hands and pins you to the ground
>starts forcibly kissing you
>her tongue rapes your mouth your saliva mixing together
>rips the clothes off you and throws it away to the side
>starts licking you all over while whispering in your ear that you are hers
>you try to resist but she's too strong
>she starts forcibly mounting you her wet pussy having no resistance at all
>she continues to rape you into the night until the only thing you're able to do is gasp and moan and cum inside of her
>she unleashes years of frustration in that single night

>>14786817
GAMER BOY GO HOME
>2016
>not shitposting on monstergirl redchanit
IT'S 2016 FOR GODS SAKES

>>14786819
Aw yiss. Bonus points for an Ogre, Hellhound or similarly big girl.

>>14786817
If you're looking for rape hitting up the Ushi milk bar is simpler than bending your career to it.

>>14786817
I want the same thing, but to be a spokesperson for boys playing video games. Also an advocate of old school human games that I stream from time to time.

>>14786829
>that I stream from time to time.
We all know you'd just stream whore in an undershirt for monster girls and would actually suck at the games.

>>14786839
Hell no, they tune in expecting that but instead they get me in a Jet Set Radio T-Shirt playing Metal Gear Rising or Final Fantasy 7.

>>14786846
>Final Fantasy 7
Why you gotta perpetuate the stereotype of gamer boys? I bet you like The Legend of Link too.

>>14786846
Hey fuck you MGR was fun as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g

>>14786852
How is playing FF7 perpetuating the stereotype of gamer boys?
And it's the Legend of Zelda you inbred gazer fuck.

>>14786856
Who's dissing MGR? Ain't nobody dissing MGR in my house.

What about an Oni
Who doesn't drink
Because her husband was killed in a mugging after she sent him to buy more liquor

>>14786866
>What about an Oni
>Who doesn't drink

Shit Oni, don't care about her reasons.

>>14786852
Imagine is link was a girl

>>14786904
No, wait, I fucked up the meme. imagine if Lin was a by

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>>14786866
Nope, all my Onis are strictly alcohol-loving ruffians.

>>14786937
>flat chest
>hips for days

I want an Oni like that.

>>14786947
It's an Oni made for fightin'

And made for getting angry when someone makes fun of her flat chest.

>>14786947
>No mention of those eyes
Scoundrel.

>>14785764
Don't remember ever seeing that picture on his pixiv, is that from his twitter?

>>14786954
I also didn't mention the tongue the fangs and the muscle tone, thought it'd be obvious.

>>14786952
But it allows them to hug their gourd and man closer to their heart.

>>14786587
That's a Sea-Dragon. They're like Sea Horses but they're manly and live down under.

>>14786803
>no yaoi
What are Oomukades and Nerd Birds?

>>14786587
BEETLE BEETLE BEETLE

Fuck your non-sapient crap, I'll love it just the same.

Because beetles are cool.

not really a fan of beetle girls though, the other insects like vamp mosquitos are better

>>14786112
im not sure im open for suggestions

>>14786987
Nerd Birds just want to know how to get human boys. Oomukades want to hold hands, coil around them and cuddle, and have frenzied, venom/saliva fueled sex.

>>14786987
They're just into the darker and more niche stuff.

>>14787016
>>14787019
Then who's going to watch classy yaoi anime and play dark souls with me? How can art survive without homoerotic tension?

>>14787024
Shoo! Away with you, Alp.

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>>14786989
I think she heard you anon.

>>14787029
You're not an alp if you're manly, it's for boipussy only.
Lumberjacks aren't just going to turn into Alps
no homo

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>Miia will never get lamia potion and poison training from her mom to use on me
>She's never mix up which things do what
>roofie me when she's trying to give me an aphrodisiac and vice versa
>tries making dinner one night and absentmindedly makes an extremely powerful aphrodisiac when she just wanted to bake some homemade pizza
>Accidentally makes a perfect meal when trying to make a poison

>>14787039
Lumberjacks turn into Arc Alps. The most dreadful kind of Alp.

>>14787040
What would happen if the other waifus bought potions from her to use on their respective waifufag? Would she make them for them?

What kind of potions does a Lamia even make?

>>14787049
*Arch

>>14787033
Good. I'll say it as many times as need be.

>>14786436
>You write because you want to, not to keep a bunch of assholes on the internet happy
This is wrong, if someone only wrote for themselves they wouldn't bother posting it here.

>>14787040
She looks like MK character in that pic
What fatality Miia would have?

>>14787049
>>14787054
>Arch Alp
How do they differ from regular ones?
>>14787077
Strangulation that breaks all the opponent's bones.

>>14787074
There's always a chance for constructive criticism.

>>14787090
But that's just attention-whoring! Shoo, you Alp!

A potion inspired by Yetis that increases a human's body temperature thus making you more huggable to undead, lamia, etc

>>14787092
What?

>>14787100
Alpie-boy was always asking for criticism to sustain itself on our sweet, sweet attention.

>>14787097
Would it make their skin soft and silly smooth?

>>14787082
They're big Alps with big, bulging muscles and besides vidya a love for maintaining their impressive physique . The penchant for beer and nachos remains unchanged.

>>14787107
>silly smooth?
The silliest. You'll be slipping right out of her arms like a bar of soap.

>>14787116
What vidya do Arch Alps play?

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>>14787097
Giving away my body heat has become a pretty big fetish of mine.

Just the thought of having my wife wrapped around me and trying to get more warm, both of us under the blankets while i try my best to be a human furnace.

That potion sounds amazing.

Especially since I imagine it would make you feel all hot and feverish, and your cold wife would cuddle you and act as a heat sink to make you feel better.

Instead of a cool rag on your forehead, she covers your face with her breasts

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'twas I, Dea!

>>14787105
As long as a writer takes the criticism on board in an effort to better their writing, I don't see how asking for it is attention whoring.

>>14787134
>Instead of a cool rag on your forehead, she covers your face with her breasts

That's what Yuki-onna do for their husbands when they get a fever

>>14787125
Tryhard games that would crush their balls if they still had any. And Teaching Feeling when no on is looking, self inserting as Sylvie during the head patting.

>>14787146
>Tryhard games
I don't get it.
>Teaching Feeling
But that's not even a thing!

>>14787082
Arch Alps are stronger and probably have the white hair of strongness if Arch Imps and Lilims are anything to go by.

>>14785817
Every time I see that pic I keep thinking of a pocket ryu getting left in a shrine playset and forgotten. Makes me 300% mad every time, then it gets me thinking of what other MG's would get abandoned like that. Lizard girls from illegal fighting rings,pocket wurms that were just a tad too energetic.kiki's and schedule dogs all dumped for the current flavor of the week. If they were a thing I'd probably be running some sort of shelter by now..

>>14787137
That just made me imagine what would happen if Dio attached his head to Erina's body instead of Johnathan's and the thought is as scary as it is amusing.

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>>14787155
THE STOMP OF DEATH.

>>14787179
Stump*

FACT: Literally every bug girl in MGE is PERFECT.

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>>14787210
And they love you too anon.

>>14787179
Quick, call 911! A stump is on the loose!

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I was ecstatic when I realized it was not only possible to raise a girl in captivity from infancy for the sole purposes of sniffing and breeding, but that it was LEGAL to do so.
Thus I became an enthusiastic gardener.