happy thanksgiving you hopeless sacks of shit

oh fuck i meant valentines day

>>14761829
My calendar doesn't say it's Thanksgiving. You're wrong!

>>14761833
shut the fuck up man i already corrected myself okay just CHILL okay dude

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>>14761830
Fuck you for reminding me how shitty my life is.

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>>14761829

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How high are you right now?

>>14761897
do i look like a degenerate to you

okay but real talk kiddos, watcha all planna finna do this valley dayee

>>14761918
jack off

>>14761935
yeah i mean duh but like specifically, to what, how many times, with what edging intervals, you know, the good shit

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>>14761900
you sound like an upper class lily white kid to me.

>>14761835
I made my post BEFORE yours showed up, DINGUS.

>>14761947
desu i identify more with lily black, the only logical outlook when considering the world in its current state from a relentlessly rationalist perspective is a pessimistic one

>>14761954
there's a 27 second delay between my correction and your post, which i'm pretty sure is shorter than the auto update interval dude. can you just get the fuck off my back

>>14761976
oops i meant LONGER

>>14761976
I don't have auto update on, dude. Real men ride in manual.

>>14761986
if you're such a real man, why aren't you banging ur wife's gf huh

>>14761997
My waifu doesn't swing that way, bucko. Now mosey on.

>>14761965
Yeah, sure. Good luck to you and potential US overlord Trump, degenerate.

>>14762003
anime isn't real

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>>14762011
forgot pic. i love bread.

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>>14761829
i'm watching the pacific

who is remilia's ideal boyfriend

>>14762496
me

>>14762592
my post

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hello jaypee my old friend
i've come to talk with you again~

>>14762676
I'll go get my shovel if you don't go away

>>14762496
>>14762592
>>14762614

all me

>>14762676
Hello Alice my good slut
I've come to partake in some smut
I've spent all day masturbating
On your crotch I'll soon be gyrating

>>14763146
Talk about her like that one more time, and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

>>14763308

Hey, what do you call nice girl who lives in the forest and sews all day?

>>14763344
What?

>>14763344
What?

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>>14763350

A semen-stress!

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S A WHORE

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>>14763058
>>14763146
>>14763360
This is not amusing, I hope you ready to pay the price for your actions as a beat down is coming your way.

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>>14763462

I kid, I keed!

We love Alice, she's great. She's perfect.

for me to poop on!

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>>14763462
I love the Soldier but fuck tf2 nowadys.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; your posts are shit and so are you. Roses are the color of blood and violets are the color of your disgusting dick veins so spill ur blood n kill ursell lad; we'd be buttglad without you.

Why would you want a 3DPD when you have a Flandre fumo and an onihole?

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>>14765878
>onihole

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I want to take this opportunity to confess to my waifu.

MARISA. I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE AND BEYOND. I WILL RUB YOUR FEET WHEN YOU ARE STRESSED. I WILL COOK FOR YOU WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU FIND YOUR HOUSE CLEANED UP SO YOU CAN REST AFTER A HARD DAY OF SOLVING INCIDENTS. ON COLD WINTER DAYS I WILL BE BY YOUR SIDE, MAKING YOU TEA, KEEPING YOU COMPANY, WARMING YOU. TO SLEEP IN ONE BED WITH YOU. SUCH JOY, THE JOY THAT WE WILL EXPERIENCE IS UNKNOWN TO MAN. THE LIFE OF LOVERS, THAT IS WHAT AWAITS US MARISA. YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONLY THING IN MY MIND FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. PLEASE MARRY ME.
BUT WAIT! BEFORE YOU GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER I HAVE ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE. I AM A BELARUSIAN SPY SENT HERE WITH A MISSION. THAT IS OVER HOWEVER. I HAVE TURNED MY BACK ON MY PAST LIFE. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO ME NOW IS YOU! NOW THAT THERE ARE NO MORE BARRIERS BETWEEN US MARISA I AWAIT YOUR ANSWER, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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>>14765942

Of course I will... idiot.

>>14765998
But Wait, I'm actually a super computer, run by an AI. And I've just been pretending to love you all this time, to fuck with you and to steal your information.

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>>14766070
Fuck off with your shitty memes.

>>14766102
But I really love you... And I only married Reimu to keep our child safe.

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>>14766139
Dude you are ruining my entire confession with your shitty fanfiction, kill yourself you fucking autist.

>>14766153
Tell me do you remember the date April 30?

>>14766189
Yea it was when Hitler killed himself.

No I don't. I'm sure you are confusing me with someone.

>>14766236
It was a very special day, just think back.

I am not happy! I slept only 4 hours!

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>>14766245
I'm trying anon but either it's too far back and I don't remember, I don't connect whatever it's supposed to be with that date or you are simply confusing me with someone. Drop the act and tell me what's up, my confession is spoken into the wind now anyway.

>>14766245
Washington became president?

>>14766295
It was the day we met, Jack!

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>>14766314
I have never felt this uncomfortable about posting on an anonymous image board. Congratulations anon you are a complete and utter autist.

>>14766337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qG_Zey7Oi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOxR3na0dY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IncLsiNuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qG_Zey7Oi0
This has just been one massive metal gear reference.

>>14766350
haha woooow you're reallly kakkoi desu

>>14762676

What is that concoction you are consuming?

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>>14768315
kahlua and bailey's, i love it, it's become a yearly tradition at this point

i actually dug up a photo i posted to /jp/ in 2011

5 years, where has the time gone..

what day of the week is it

>>14763510
but alice already leaks poop on herself

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>>14761829
happy valentimes day i made my waifu 3d guys :D

>>14775544
It's a lot easier to tell who it is squinting.

>>14775544
How did you do this?

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>>14769342
>kahlua and bailey's
mah senpai

I like to float a little bit of Baileys atop a shot of Kahlua so it looks like a tiny glass of Guinness, quite like what you have there but just different proportions.

>>14769342
It's been five years...
Thank you for reminding me.
I am indebted to /jp/

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>>14777296
i do this by using this website

http://zettix.com/3d-filter/

gifs dont work

>>14777479
Ah... A portal friend. Sparkle sparkle


I once a squat stemmed open topped cocktail glass like you, pousse cafe style (a term from the anime bartender kaka), I rimmed it with peanut butter!

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>>14775516
This really turns me on.