How would you wake up your 2hou?

Keep cuddling.

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Ear nibbling.

Or whispering the question of the velocity of an unladen swallow, because, autism. On both our accounts.

with gossip

Paizuri whilst Alice sleeps.

>>14733120
Like so?

>>14733106
>the question of the velocity of an unladen swallow

African or European?

>>14733363

Mixed race.

Wet the bed.

>>14733087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_6CZ2JaEuc

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Gently continue cuddly Marisa as she has an occasional habit of Master Sparking in her sleep if disturbed. It's done with love though.

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>>14733087

>>14734075
Source on that image.

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She'd probably wake up before I do.

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I'd scratch her behind the ears and speak softly to her until she wakes up.

>>14733161
Yeah that. I wonder how she would react to waking up with my seed all over her tits.

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>>14734122
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/energetic_satorin

Its good stuff.

>>14733363
What? I don't know that!

>>14733161
Now i want to know what the image was.

Wake up sex.

What the fuck is it with all those pussy replies ITT?

You wake her up by shoving your dick inside her, that's what.

>>14734333
Why the HELL didn't she put it under the Christmas tree? Not to mention Alice hung her stocking on her bed. Stupid fuckin` slopes I'll tell ya

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Gently kissing her horns, getting closer to the base as she starts to react.

Then I'd swipe her bangs away and kiss her forehead. At this point I know she's just feigning sleep so I will continue, and that's what I'll do.

I'll slip my fingers behind her ears, scratch-caressing her scalp as I go, and then a frontal kiss to the cheeks. An eskimo kiss, then finally one on the mouth.

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"dammit okuu you're late again"

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>>14740997
Early bird gets the worm.
Okuu would always be the first one awake though, being a Sun and all.

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yank on the braid then pretend i'm asleep

Cuddling and fingering beneath the sheets

It's not about how I'd wake her up, but how the guy(s) she picked up last night wake her up

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YAHOOOOOOO

>>14743132
Literal cuck

How would your favorite Touhou wake you up?

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>>14749553
I think she's too self-centered/airheaded for that.

So that would only happen if she needed something out of the blue, like suddenly needing a ride to the licor store or for me to splat a bug. Either way it would be loud and shaky, typical spoiled imouto stuff.

How would your favourite 2hu wake YOU up?

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>>14733087
I wouldn't wake her up unless she'd previously asked me, let her sleep.

>>14751429
A bucket of cold water onto the face and harsh punishment because a slave is supposed to wake earlier than the master.

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>>14749553
>>14751429
Probably pretty gently

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>>14749553
>>14751429
hmmm most likely very gently.

I'm also pretty sure she's also someone who would wake up before me as she's a hard worker.
So there would be no chance for me to wake her up, and if she would sleep when I wake up I would let her have her hard earned rest.

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>>14733087
Steal her hat and poke her with it!
>>14749553
>>14749553
shout "waken thyself, thy bumbling buffoon!"

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Waking up with her every carefree weekend morning is truly blissful. It's usually me who wakes up first, groggily opening my eyes as the room is illuminated by the evenly spaced morning rays through the partially closed window blinds. The light is cast upon her beautiful golden locks, and I feel immediately drawn towards her because of my unfettered love.

I pivot my body towards her backside which is facing me, beginning my invasion over her side of the bed. My fingers create an opening under her blanket as I leave mine behind, awkwardly maneuvering forward with intermittent motion of my shoulder, hips and feet. She doesn't stir as my fingers first touch her precious skin, but there's a quiet murmur as I push my right arm underneath her pillow to get closer. The weight of her head is surprisingly heavy, but not discomforting.

My body heat combines with hers as our bodies become flush underneath the fluffy covers. What a joyous feeling, this intimate meeting of my hips and her curvaceous behind. The fragrance from her hair is pleasant, but rearrange the individual strands to a grouped bundle over shoulder with delicate moves before kissing the nape of her neck. "Good morning, Yuugi..." I whisper to my beloved. Her body responds by snuggling closer to mine, and we both sigh as we become tangled together, legs, fingers and all.

This romantic adjoining is starkly contrasted by my biological reaction to her lascivious body, and I can't help but smile. I know she feels it, my burning passion, but I decide to act as if wasn't there at all, creating a situation of sexual tension. I hug her with both arms, truly, fully, and another wonderful day begins anew.

>>14758440
Vivid stuff, man.

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>>14749553
"Yo, get up already you stupid Jew."

>>14741963
yooooooo

>>14760914
while nibbling on her ear and neck whispering how much I love her in her ear