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>On computer
>look down on floor
>see this
>wat do?
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tell this this is a hard place
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stomp
hard
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only let the one on top of the mom live
slowly torture the rest to death
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whip out dick
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Cum on them.
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Buy a Yukarin Yukkuri. Her mere presence is enough to make them die as soon as they walk in.
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>>14716234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAYXlLCb1qo

Play this to them and if they accept they'll get sweet sweet cream
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No shitheads allowed
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there's a couple of stories i've been trying to find for a long time, ones i read a while ago but i can't seem to figure out where they are on OYP or anywhere

one's a story with a wild reimu that a girl sees eating weeds, she takes it in and feeds it sweets and cleans it, then dumps it back outside, where it can't eat weeds anymore and other yukkuri bully it because it looks too clean

there's another one i read YEARS ago and haven't been able to find a trace of it, it was like the second yukkuri story i ever read.
in it i think it's a reimu, and it's owned by a girl? not sure but i think it was a girl
it keeps giving birth, and the girl always immediately eats the kid right infront of the reimu.
i remember there's a part where the reimu is trying to hold a baby in but the girl pulls it out from the stomach, and there's another part where a baby's born while the girl's away, the parent tries to get the baby to run away but the baby doesn't want to be away from it's mother.

if any anons could point me in the direction of either of these stories again, that'd be swell
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>>14716546
I know at least one of them is here and it has Yuyuko.

http://lofi.e-hentai.org/?f_search=%22yukkuri%22+%22english%22&f_apply=Search
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>>14716546
this?

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/7
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Help /jp/. I remember some kinda trippy YouTube music videos being posted on jp a long time ago. I can't remember the name of the channel tho. It was kinda repetitive both the music and animations. I'd if I'm explaining this well, but I feel like the name was pigma or something? Anyone know what I am talking about?
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>wake up
>see this
what do
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>>14716783
Slam my hand down on it like an alarm clock and go back to sleep
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>>14716783
tedcruzface.cda
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>>14716234
Who are you quoting?
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>>14717181
would you ever frot with an alice?
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>tfw when you can't even draw these shitheads right
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What an uneasy thread.
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>>14716783
Keep it as a 'pet'
Then make it's life more miserable every day. I've read enough abuse stories for some inspiration
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>>14716413
Why are Yukkaris the best?
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>walk into kitchen for a piece of cake
>see this
>wat do?
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>>14720250
If they're niceheads, I'll let them have some.

Otherwise, out they go.
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>>14720250
Honestly, if I'm stupid enough to leave a fancy piece of cake like that just sitting out where half the cast of EoSD can get to it, I deserve it.

I open up a bag of chips or something.
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>>14716586
nice, that eating abuse one i was after was there, plus a few others i hadn't read, thanks man.
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>>14716234
discipline

not torture
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The only good yukkuri is a dead one nano desu.
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>>14720250
This is the entire cast of EoSD, my man. I'm sure someones collecting, this could go for a pretty good price especially with a Sakuya.

Sell em.
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>>14720250
what are you talking about memetextfriend? i left it out specifically for them to enjoy.
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>>14716783
Throw violently into microwave.
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>>14716234
>Cut
>Stomp
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>>14720250

Let them eat and then play with them.
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>>14720250
Keep them. They look pretty easy, and if not they are still young so it shouldn't be too hard to break them of that. I would make sure they grow big and nice because I really want a giant Flandre head to snuggle. The others would be proverbial icing on the cake.
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>>14723325
I just want a Patchy.

To either love, or commit untold psychological horrors against.

It depends on the day.
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>>14723482
The best part of patchys is they are smart enough to actually commit psychology horrors too. But I feel you on the abuse one day and love the next. I would probably have a bunch of Yukkuri that I love and room in the back that I would keep just slightly chilly for maximum uncomfortableness commit unspeakable evils to shitheads I find.
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>>14720250
If the cake is particularly delicious or the yus are shitheads, into the garbage they go. If not, sell them.

No point in having the EoSD cast without Koakuma anyway
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Where do these Reimus learn to be little cunts?
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>>14716234
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>>14723585
It mostly seems to come from other Reimus. If the mother is a selfish shithead, she teaches her kos to be the same, valuing their own easiness over everything and everyone else they encounter.
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>>14723524
On the other end of the spectrum, I'd love to abuse some premature yukkuri.

Like, just take their hats and see if their parents kill them.
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>>14724295
Taking accessories away is always a win win. Another good one is taking the accessory of the parent away and watch the Kos try to kill the parent. Good psychological punishment there. Even better if they over power by sheer number and the parent is forced to fight back and kill her children or be killed herself. It's amazing what power is held by a ribbon or a hat. So if they recognize each other by accessories, can you take the hat off of a shitty Marisa and put it on a good Marisa to make them all think it's shitty? I know it works with different types of accessories, but can you switch identities by switching with the same type too?
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Sweet sweet ko tears
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>>14716234
Take them in and love them
Oh wait are they shitheads?
Well, I'll still take them and teach them respect because remit is my favorite!
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>Play yukkuri diary for first time
>See this
Wat do?
(And yes it's a nicehead)
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>>14716234
Take them to pOnOs land
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Rattle chains, make menacing sounds.

How the fuck did they find my basement?
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>>14724770
What's the problem? The huge Reimu?

If so that's about the max size they'll get, give or take. She's probably got another week or so ingame time before she dies of age. If I have more than 3 or so large yukkuri I generally sell one, it gets crowded pretty easily even in the new house.
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>>14716234
Kill the smallest one and the one its on top of and force feed to mother.
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>>14716234
Step on that faggot degenerate piece of shit for disturbing my peace and quiet neet lifestyle
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Dick
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>>14720250
Keep them, and teach the Flan to kill shitheads
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>>14728018
Well, at least they're smart. It'll make their cries of confusion when I bully them too more delightful.
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Why do I fell pleased to see the Yukkuri being abused?
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So we always talk about yukkuri and abusing them physically...but what about eating them?

Are there any Yukkuri you'd like to eat? If I rememeber correctly they have filling flavors. Remilia is meat and Patche is raw cream and so on.

If you had one choice, which flavor would you try? Would you even be able to try it due to how much you may like that particular type? I'd like to taste a Patch but they're too self-aware.
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Yukkuri torture is the height of otaku culture
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>>14728588
I'd like to torture a Patchy and see if I could make the filling into good ice cream.
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>>14728588

I like the Yukkuri that have my favorite fillings too much to eat them: Akyu, Cirno, Nazrin, Nitori, Remi, Rumia, Nue, Sekibanki etc.

I I don't like Bean Paste so I wouldn't be eating them that much.
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>>14728612

Oops *"as for Remiu and Marisa I don't like Bean Paste so I wouldn't be eating them that much".
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Put on my Doc Martins and get to work like it is Mississippi in 57'
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>>14716234
If someone isn't aware, the story is in another thread
>>14719205
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>>14716234
Cuddle love and teach whats right
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More abyuse please
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>>14716586
Anymore stories like these around? I know of OYP but its a little bothersome to navigate and ive already scoured it.
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Kamisama is my favorite story.
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>>14716234
Please properly label this as a Yukkuri thread next time so that my filter works.

ありがとう!
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>>14731683
This is what happens when shithead misters make threads. Way too uneasy in here.
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>>14716234
Tell the mother that her little ones can come in but she can't.
Force the little ones to fight in a gladitorial death match
The winner gets to live like a queen and take it easy
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Is this... Is some weird version of fluffies?
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>>14731926
Fluffies are a weird version of yukkuri.
Yukkuri are a weird version of Jisouseiseki.
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OK Fuckers. Thanks to you I'm now addicted to Yu abuse.


GIVE ME MORE!!!!
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>>14731926
Oh look, another fucking retard newfag.
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>>14728588
>Food became magical living creatures
Why the Yukkuri fandom died?
I wish someone would make a image about the Yukkuri's filling
http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_Types
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>>14732076
>Why the Yukkuri fandom died?

>>14732060
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>>14732091
I wonder how rare Yukkuri Yukari and Toyohime are.

>>14732104
I like how the ko just poo themselves on their own nest/bed. How pitiful.
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>>14732224
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Good end!
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>>14732229
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>>14732236
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>>14732143
Why these damn Yukkuri keep pretending they are animal-like creatures? they are food, FOOD.
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>>14733045
You're food.
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>tfw no ko abyuse anime
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Is the secret torture room in the latest version of Yukkuri Diary common knowledge?

Just stumbled on it by accident. Haven't tried it.
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>>14735669
No? Where do I find it?
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>>14736895
Rocket one of the boarded-up rooms in the ruins, it's on the first floor outside of the big tree area
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>>14736902
Rocket? Kek, I just crawled under it.
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>>14734361
more of this patrician taste
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>>14736945
That's how you would get to it before rockets were in the game.
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>>14736976
Are there any other secrets?
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>>14736990
I just found one, if you go in the park and follow the line of hills just outside of the fence by the car, you can walk off the level, and you die. You get two options, heaven test for 500 hearts or hospital test for 0. I have not tried hospital test yet but heaven test sends you to this glitchy ass place with some trees where you can walk to your car. I guess it's something he plans on using later. Anyone else find this yet?
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>>14737530
Hahaha, what the hell. That was actually pretty cool.

Hospital's boring, just a room. The heaven one was a trip though.
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>>14737583
You can do the same thing at the beach level if you follow the hills. Also just past the hills in the park there is a pit you can kill yourself with quicker. Sadly even if you are carrying a yukkuri with you, you can't take them with you to heaven or the hospital.
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>dat yukkuri breeding and observation's house in heaven test
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>>14737530

Yeah I found this cliff and fired a rocket into it but decided against going any further when the rocket took a really long time to land.
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>>14720250
Allow them to finish eating the cake and then eat them.
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What is the anime ball girl meme
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>>14716234
Dunno what to tell you /jp/, for an outsider this is kinda fucked up.
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https://youtu.be/qV3PhvCf_Jg
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After last thread reached bump limit I created another thread without knowing this one was up. the other thread is almost dead, so I´m moving here the story.I chase someone wants to catch up with other chapters here´s the rest:http://pastebin.com/GmVcJzka
Chapter 16: unfair city
"Patchi would like to know how safe is the zone for yukkuris"
The man stays silent for a moment, takes another swing from the new bottle and licks his lips before responding
"not a chance. this place ain´t a good place for you guys"
"Care to elavorate?" Patchi wouldn´t give up without knowing what did the man exactly meant by this
"Well, let´s see... the only food here for you is the trash people leave around, the shitballs living around them will try to eat you alive if you get close to it. and even if they don´t, some other animal will fuck you up for sure. and that´s not even counting..."
"YUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LITTLE ONES!"
"MWOMMY! ICH HUCHS!"
"LEAVE REIMU LITTLE ONES ALONE!LEAVE REIMU LIT-"
"Shut the fuck up"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUUUUUUU! YUUU! YUUUUGAAAAAAAAAA!"
"MOMMY!"
"There you go" the man took another swing, not minding the death wails coming from the alley at one side to the house -the same one patchi thought about visiting-. the enormous dog, who was resting next to patchi up until now, bolted from his sit and went to the alley. His barks felt like thunders to patchi. Only after the sound of running feet joined the mess and sistematically started to fade a way did the barking stop.
"If those fuckers catch you, you will wish you were never born". The dog´s paws and some mild sobbing came closer and closer, and patchi came face to face with the ugly reality once again
"yuuu.... "
"Mmmmmmmmmh! Mmmmmh!"
The dog was carrying a big Reimu, but it bravely qualified for that. half of her hair was gone, replaced by a dark and crispy skin. all of her skin was either dirty or opened up, the filling dripping to the ground. Her mouth, half opened, was lacking most of her teeth, and her cheeks were swollen and blackened. One of her eyes was out of her sockets, and the other was far too damaged to stay open. From what was left from the hair, a koalice was graving to the hair that was left, tears dripping from her butt
The dog finally dropped the half-dead yu to the ground, much to the distaste of the man.
"Shit Daisy, I told yo not to drop shit on the porch" after another swing, he continued "See, ballcream? this is what it awaits you. those fuckers don´t play around"
"Mommy, take it easy! Mommy!" the little ko was hysteric, rubing herself to the damaged skin of her mother, like that would magically heal the yu
"Yuuu... eas.. y..." the mother wasted her last moment trying to confort her little one. the breathing stopped, and only the sounds of the koyu remained.
Patchi was horrified of course. Could she really risk the camp to such a risk? what if they failed? what was the point of going trough human territory anyways?
"If you still want to visit this place anyways, let me give you advise" the man continued, gaining patchi´s attention once more
"One: if you wear one of these, you are less likely to end up like this poor idiot" the man reached onto a bowl next ot him and threw three metal pieces to patchi. two of them were like polished metal, with some strange marking onto it. the other one, however, had the color of the sun, nad was far more beautiful
"those are yukkuri badges. silver ones may work on persuading some humans, but don´t expect much. the golden one, however, will save your ass quite alot"
"And two: abusers love crying fucking shits that don´t die quickly. Don´t forget that" The man seemed to be done talking. Patchi decides to:
A.leave
B.leave, bring the ko with you
C. ask about a story anyways! (will take at least 1/4 of your day)
there will be a strawpoll so that the thread does not get bumped with one word replies, but I encourage you to reply with any feedback aside from the option you choose. I find them helpful to create the story and enjoy reading about what you think about it.
http://strawpoll.me/6781533
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>>14732091
I want to kick those Reimus so bad. The other ones are so qt, would pet.
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>>14732091

Normally I would say don't bring rares to the park but those two can handle themselves better than pretty much anyone.
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>>14742727
That one on the top left still makes me smile. These things must have less intelligence than an amoeba.
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I've never understood the desire to torture or crush yukkuri yourself. Every depiction I see of someone killing one involves a bunch of shit coming out of it, it looks so disgusting and I don't want that crap on my shoes

I'd much rather get another yukkuri and teach it to kill shitheads so I don't have to deal with them.
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>>14743160
>he thinks its actually shit
Yukkuri detected
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>>14742636
Take the ko and the badges and get the hell out of there. Of course a town is going to be nothing but danger for yukkuri.
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>>14742727

What the fuck? Where the hell is the batter? Is it Aya and she is just so fast we can't see her or did the batting cage owner just start firing them at the backstop because fuck em?

tl;dr triggered baseballfag
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which do you prefer?

wasnt yukkuri abuse made to combat actual "cute" yukkuri posting? what happened to all those anons?
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>>14742636

C. Fuck Alice. Little fucking country bumpkin will grow up to be a rapist. Only take the ko if Patchi is going to kill it. Just kill the ko or let it die.
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Is there any way to prune kos off the stalk in diary without hammering them to death? I have a nicehead Remi with a shithead ko and I just want to get rid of the ko on the stalk. Also what is the new staircase thing in the house?
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Knowing that things like Yukkuri Diary and SimYukkuri exist...
What do you think the odds are of the Yukkuri VR we've dreamed of happening in our lifetimes?

Does the abyuser dare to live in hope?
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>>14716234
Eat steamed buns.
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>>14743578
Shithead stalk kos can still end up niceheads after being born. The only ones I'm careful with are the predator kos, as they'll start attacking as soon as they're born if they're shitheads.
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>>14742636
We should get him to tell us about the factory that used to exist upstream or what lies over the river, since our ultimate goal will take us in either or both of those directions.
And leave the ko. We don't know if it's a rapebaby or even what temperament it has.
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>>14744212
Why is there a rock underneath ko patchy instead of Marisa's hat?!

Webm related is what happens to smushed yukkuri.
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>>14742636
I'll vote for an option, but if patchy is so smart, she should at least try to convince the oldman to help her out, she's seen how yukkuri die and she's definitely aware that humans are godlike against all yukkuri.
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>>14746029
>"Most of you little fucks come here asking for food and telling me to die. Nice to see some variety on that"
I don´t think that would end well
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>>14747597
Maybe the oldman's heart will open to patchy after seeing how intelligent she is, she couls even attempt to make a trade for his help, I mean all he has to do is walk with them to a safe place. I understand that this probably won't happen since it is easy mode and after all we've been through it wouldn't make sense/be fun to end it like that, as it is a story, but realistically if she's so self aware, she would try to get help from anyone, their situation being more desperate than it seems.
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>>14742636
By the way? Did anyone save the other story? I was going to compile it all and save it, but the archive died.
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>>14743508
They're being slammed directly into the wall, the batter isn't absolutely necessary.
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>>14743511
For abyuse or love?
it should be abyuse, these things don't deserve life
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>>14752238
Some do. Kiri's one is the best for abyuse, anyaruaki is the best for happyness.
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How many Yukkuris have you abyused today?
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>>14752857
Kiri's also the best at making you think the yukkuri will be fine. Sometimes some even do get a happy ending, like the Chen/Myon in House Yu.
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>>14753096
>Kiri's also the best at making you think the yukkuri will be fine.

What the fuck? I actually never tought so of a single yukkuri he drew, it's surprising to see them survive actually, I mean, there's those two that only show up at the end of House Yu and that one-shot FF Reimu, but at best they get left somewhere to die.
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>>14753355
holy fuck anon, what are you doing to the qt creature
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I know they're just manjus but jesus christ dude.
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>>14753357
continue, i'm curious af :x
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>>14753365
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>>14753365
oh shit, goddamn that was butiful what about the rest, anon?
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>>14753370
please make a view for the rest being done with the same action, something like...a massacre :^)
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>>14753403
sweet
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>>14753403
POO POO THREAD POO POO THREAD
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can someone explain this one for me
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>>14753551
around deibus, never relax
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If I saw some yukkuris under my desk, I would keep one and shot the rest of them
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Yukkuri turned me into a sadistic gore fetishist.
Fuck you jp
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>>14754071
In my case it's an improvement
Instead of watching cute anime girls getting dismembered, I now read/ watch living buns being tortured
eases my mind a little.
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GOD DAMN IT GIVE ME THE FUCKING DOORS BACK. I HAVE TO CHASE FRANS AND REMIS ALL OVER THE FUCKING HOUSE TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE COMMONS IN THE KITCHEN.

Also do they steal accessories now? I found one of my nicehead frans flying around with Reimus ribbon and Reimu was crying?
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>walk in
>see this
>wat do
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>>14754667
Yes, really mean ones steal accessories.
Weird thing for a nicehead to do, though. Did it lose it's own accessory?
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>>14754683
I'll be annoying to them. I'll emulate yukkuri shithead behaviour
I'll be the most uneasy, and uncomfortably yukkuri-like human they ever saw
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>>14754684

I was out of the room and when I came back Reimu was ribbonless and crying and Fran was uuing and flying around with it. Maybe one of the shithead commons knocked it off her?
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>>14754667
If a yukkuri loses its accessory, even a nicehead will likely knock around the nearest other to get a new hat/ribbon/etc.

>>14753116
Yeah, I meant within the first few pages of a comic of his. Look at any comic he has. Even True Happiness starts with what looks like a family of niceheads that will have a good life until an anon comes along/
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Why do Marisa types get so many variations?
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>>14754696
These are the best abyuse stories. If I saw another of anon just burning their feet, I'd just fall asleep.
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>see this

wat do
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>>14758209
Think how easy it would be to kill something with no arms
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>>14754696
That's brilliant.
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>>14758209
Her body is still just a pastry, no matter how large she is it would be easy to kill.
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Okay, 2 more chapters and we are ready to go
chapter 17: Long story short
Patchi was about to leave, but something had been around patchi´s mind for a while.It was really stupid, but she just wasn´t able to shake it off
"What, you need something else? I´m not that benevolent, you know?" the man seemed to notice patchi´s doubt, obliged her to answer
"yes I have another request..."
"well, split it out then, I have lotta things to do" the man pointed to the big container where he had been pulling out bottles
"would you mind telling me a story?"
She was honestly trilled with the idea of taking a peak to the knowledge of a old human being. How old was this man? 70, 60 years old? how many yukkuris lifespans was that? Patchi wanted to know what thisman had to offer
she didn´t expect him to burst out of laughing
"BFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the man's guffaws and the tears rolling trough his wrinkled cheeks contrasted with the threatening image of the man up until now "I was expecting my grandsons to ask me that, not some random creamball!".After calming down a little -and taking another swing- the man sighed
"I hope you are ready for a long fucking rant. geezers tend to do that"
the man dropped his hand to ground-level. Patchi realized that he wanted her to hop on it, and she asked youmu to do so, despite koa´s weak complaints. after a few seconds, the yus were resting on the mans lap, probably the highest height they have ever been before. It was warm and comfy.
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they spend the next few hours hearing the man -John Millstone was his name- talking about his life: how he had growed up, how he had gone to school, then highschool. he talked about his friends and his wife, all of them now dead. he talked about some war back in the jungle, and how traps and enemies were on every corner. He apparently had two sons and 3 grandsons, but he wasn´t on good relations with them. The man ended up asking for patchi´s own life and family, and she told him about it, including the travel they were about to do
"You guys sure are unlucky" he commented "So you came here to see if you could go trough the town alive?"
"Yes"
"And what are you going to do? what route?"
"...I still don´t know. all of them seem to have advantages and disadvantages..."
"Well, it's your turn to fight, ballcream. make it count" the man went silent after that, and stared at the knife that was resting near youmu´s feet
"Shit, you call that rusty piece of junk an knife? wait here, will you?" the man rested the yus on his seat while he got up. he entered the house, and, after a few minutes, came back with a enormous knife, almost as big as one of patchi´s books
"this fucker is what we call a knife!" after putting the yus on his lap again, he allowed youmu to examine it. Youmu was happily saying "myon~" while circling around the tool. she grabbed it with the mouth and made some slow swings with it
"youmu, be careful with that" Patchi said. She didn't want to upset the man after such a wonderful talk. Humans... they really were incredible.
"sure, why the fuck not..." the man mumbled under his breath, caughting patchi´s attention
"mukyu?"
"you can have it. that knife wasn't meant to used to stay on a drawer gathering dust"
"MYON~" youmu seemed to explode on happiness for the first time in her life. Patchi was going to say something else, but the man dropped them softly on the ground.
"Come on, you still have a duty with your family. stop lazing around" the man took yet another swing from a bottle, thrown it to the trash, and reached the container to get a new one
"If you decide to take this route, pay a visit. I would love to meet that mother of yours"
"Thank you mister!" Koa wasn´t scared of the man anymore, and was cheerfully flying around
"myon~"
"Thank you for everything" Patchi said at last. the man simply waved his hand, not seeming to care that much.
There was still time to do something else. Patchi decided to:
A.explore alley (will take at least 1/4 of your day)
B.explore house 2(will take at least 1/4 of your day)
C.explore house 3(will take at least 1/4 of your day)(some options later on will be blocked if you decide to do this at this hour)
D.Pay a 'visit' to Deibu (will take at least 1/4 of your day)(Note: I know numbers don´t add up with this one, I will explain later why)
there will be a strawpoll so that the thread does not get bumped with one word replies, but I encourage you to reply with any feedback aside from the option you choose. I find them helpful to create the story and enjoy reading about what you think about it.
http://strawpoll.me/6810517
NOTE: I failed to see that after choosing the story option, you can decide what t do with the alice. sorry about that. use this strawpoll to decide that too
http://strawpoll.me/6810530
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Save the Alice, and with Youmu's big shiny and new Mister Knife there's no way even a Deibu could cause Patchy trouble now.
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>>14758209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttAkG56ZEc
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FUCK OFF ALICE.
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>>14754071
>Gore
Bean paste is not gore
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>>14762528
Enjoying the suffering of bean paste manjuu is the first step down the slippery slope for some
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>>14757478
How many Marisas are there? normal, shell, aquatic, wool.
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>>14762918
Don't forget Kotarisa.
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>>14762918
Dosu.
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>>14753365
Forced to shit and squashed... beautiful
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>>14753446
>This will never be real
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>>14742636
We're taking way too many yukkuris, sure, Remis are strong and Ran and Reimu have important info, but this Alice will probably be dead weight, let's leave her.
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>>14763305
Any Yukkuri can be dosu, only marisas are the most common to.
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>>14764739
Nevermind the fact she may be the child of a raper and bear the same tendency.
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need more bodied dosu
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>>14767981
Why are Alice's rapers?
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>>14768146

The kid grows up to be a pervert.
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>>14771790
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I love bodied Remis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9YyLtyoM8U
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>>14768897
Because universe can be more cruel to yukkuri this way.
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Hi, Mister Writer here. For those who don't know, i wrote that story about a brave Reimu a few weeks ago.
I'm tempted to write a new story.

Should I ?
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>>14772668
go ahead
there isn't much to do in this threads aside of image dumps, new works are always welcome. Also everyone enjoyed your last story. will it be a sequel or something else?
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>>14772734
I won't write a story about one of Reimu's stepdaughters. However, I'll try to make things interesting.
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FUCK OFF ALICE.
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>>14772668
I really enjoyed the last story, so please do.
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>>14716234
Burn them alive.
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>>14772668
That'd sure be nice. Also, some time ago I posted this >>14748063
You wouldn't happen to have saved it, would you? I know I'd want to read it again sometime.
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>>14772668
I liked it a lot, please go ahead.
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>>14774912
Smug one in the front looks like a shithead. Give her hat to the sad one in the back and toss shithead to the compost.
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Be careful when trying to hold a yukkuri by the hair and smash it into the fish tank in the kitchen. I just glitched out and flooded the entire house and now they are all freaking out.
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>>14775135
Screenshots please
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>>14775140
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>>14775171
>>14775189
This is just amazing.
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>>14775171
>>14775189
Holy shit.
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>>14775135
>>14775171
>>14775189
I've had it do that before but I've never had them freak out. Do they act like they are underwater and drowning?
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>>14775386
They are all crying. Even the ones outside.
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Fuck all of you.
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>>14776466
but why?
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>>14776466
Don't be uneasy mister.
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>>14728579
I don't know, but seeing these powerless creatures cry in fear gives me a lewd boner.
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>>14716234
practice my fastball
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OYP most popular Yukkuri
1- Reimu 34k
2- Marisa 27k
3- Alice 7.4k
4- Patchy 3.8k
5- Remi 2.9k
6- Chen 2.6k
7- Flan 1.7k
8- Aya 1.5k
9- Youmu 1.2k
10- Sanae 973
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>>14776697
Keep up the good work Anon.
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Proud Maricha
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>>14777190
Thanks, easy!
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>>14771887
this is a really bad shop
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>>14769034
The path of the hentai is perilous, but it is better for him to be honest with his feelings rather than lie to himself, don't you think?
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>>14777702
What are these from? I feel like I haven't read it but it might just be seeing them out of context. Really nice work btw.
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>>14778000
I think it's yukkuris invade a bishonen's house.
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>>14778000
true happiness
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>>14775171
>>14775189
Is there a tested way of running this on pc?

Tried 3 different android emulators and failed and my phone is too puny to play this.
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>>14778397
haha, I can't believe I didn't notice that. Oh well at least I'm reading Yukkuris invade a bishonen's house now.
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>>14778603
I found Bluestacks to be the most reliable Android emulator. The game crashes on startup sometimes but otherwise runs well enough.
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>>14776697

>kiriraitaa abuse
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>>14776689
>>14770914
*takes slow deep breaths*
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>>14778787
That's a spooky looking reimu
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>>14773169
Yes, I have it all. Where should I post it ?
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>>14753359
NOM NOM NOM. C'mon faggot you're gonna get butthurt over smashing vegetables too?
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>>14762528
>>14762616
>Bean paste is not gore
Tell that to Nipplemod and gois.
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>>14782925
I don't have any preferences, you could just pastebin it or upload to any site you like. As long as it's readable, I'd be happy.
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>Nipplemod
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>>14782926
I would throw away.I only eat manjus sold in coffeeshops, gas stations and 7-Elevens
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>>14716420
>http://chinesefood.about.com/od/cookingtechniques/qt/How-To-Deep-Fry-Cooking-Tips.htm

I rike deep-friend chink manjus.
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>>14720250
Pastry eating pastry. Is that not cannibalism?
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>>14783030
It's like humans eating meat. Cannibalism is yu's eating yu's, except for Remis and Flans
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>>14783701
That hybrid is cute as fuck
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>>14783701
Hybrids are the best thing about Diary.

Here's one of my favorites from an old version.
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>>14782965
The microwave. One of the most poetic, elegant and overal beautiful devices of torture ever invented. The glass shield lets just enough amount of sound trough for the mother to hear her ko's scream and cry as they are starting to feel very hot. The mother watches as the hair on the ko's catches fire. The mother watches as one of the ko's thinks it can intimidate the window, and tries to puff up. It promptly explodes.
'Whyyy do you do thisss' she cries. The kids hear their mother, and the mother hears the kids.

The microwave might be a cruel device of terror, but it is a beautiful thing in it's own right.
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>>14783889
That's basically how that story goes, too. The kids became shitheads after some light punishment due to a koreimu shithead being adopted by the anon, and he makes the parents watch as they die.
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>>14784080
Nice.
Link to the rest of it?
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Oh fuck, winter is approaching.
You must set out on a journey to find an easy place to rest. You can take 20 yukkuri with you to start your new clan. What yukkuri types will you take?
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>>14784169
Patchouli
19x Marisa
:^)
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>>14784104
Found it.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/10360?pool_id=207
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>>14784169
10 reimus
9 marisas
1 alice
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>>14784208
Thanks anon. That was amazing. Stupid kids deserved it, though I'd rather had seen the reimu executed first while giving the others a tiny chance for repentance.
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>>14784240
>10 reimus
Why? they are useless. Patche's are x1000 better.
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>>14784327
Don't tell me what to do you piece of shit
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Chapter 18:Beast Den
'Let´s see if we can deal with deibu first' Patchi thought. The shithead would get in their way one way or another, she just knew it. They have way too much trouble already
Just as they were about to go, patchi noticed the koalice from before following them closely.
"Alize cant chake it eajy..." the ko muttered with a downcast graze
Patchi was troubled upon seeing this: The ko probably would be troublesome, but she didn´t want to send her to her death here with the abusers.
"Little one, you can´t come with me"
"yuu? but who will gife muwch muwch to alice?"
"If you go to that direction and you are lucky enough, you will find more yus.Don´t let any humans see you" She pointed to the west, where the shitheads lived. This ko would die anyways if she didn´t find other yukkuris in time. The shitheads seemed to take other yukkuris along their domains; it was, probably the best chance this ko had
"BUD ALIZE IS HUNGWY!!" the ko screamed, making an really annoying noise. the words of that old man John about noisy yus suddenly made more sense now that patchi was the target of the high pitched complains. She took one small bug from the bag, and ordered youmu to move just before she throwing it above the alice head. As she saw the small ko turning and feeding on the present, she couldn´t help but say some words of encouragement
"Good luck. you are going to need it"
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Normally, it would take a good while to reach Deibu´s place without the BuriReimus surrounding them and causing trouble, but they were thankfully coming from behind the entrance and main zone of activity, whitch was between the entrance of the cave were Deibu lived and Patchi´s house. a few Buris were here and there, but they were shortsighted at best. with Koa as a scout and such a "security", the three of them managed to get inside what was left of a bust near the entrance. The whole place was a such a mess that patchi was surprised that the bust was there at all: bravely any grass was left in the rotten, shit-covered wasteland that was the entrance of that cave. dozens of buris (and surprisingly some normal reimus) could be seen either feeding or carrying food to the cave. It was honestly amazing how harmful a single deibu could be.
Now Patchi had to decide what to do now that she was here. Killing deibu now and here sounded like the most logical choice ,and Patchi wouldn't hesitate to end such a horrible creature. The real problem was that patchi was not sure how to carry the deed out; What, do we enter the cave and slaughter the monster? against such a big enemy and with the chance of all of these Reimus coming after them afterwards, it sounded risky. The red plant was another option, but how do we deliver it? will this much kill such a big yukkuri? yust as patchi was thinking this, the sound of leaves rusting came from behind them, acompained by something else
"Muwcht-Muwcht fod cutche mowmmy!Muwcht-Muwcht fod cutche mowmmy!Muwcht-Muwcht fod cut-"
Patchi couldn´t understand a single word of what she was hearing, but it mattered little when some medium-sized Buri slammed herself against youmu´s back.
"DI~CK!"
Youmu was able to hold her ground, but the buri had already ruined their hiding place without even trying. soon enough, they were surrounded by the spawn
"Sweech-Sweech! Sweech-Sweech!" was probably the only coherent rambling the reimus were spouting. two kos tried to get close, their tongues out and their eyes unfocused, but youmu slammed them with her big body back with the rest of the group. one of them cutted herself against a rock in the ground,filling dripping to the ground. at the sight of some easy food, the closer buris started ripping her own sister into shreds, like she was a piece of bread.
the buris stayed at a safe distance, but still surrounding the three of them.
"Yuu...! Reimus are scary" koa was terrified after witnessing the events that had just took place
youmu had her knife ready, and patchi was about to tell her to get the hell out of here at any costs, when some weak voice broke trough the commotion
"sweets sweets! sweets sweets for cute little ones!"
A big Marisa and another marisa no bigger that patchi started to throw to the crowd a variety of things that could be considered 'food': leaves, little branches, a bird feather... the reimus started fighting for the food while patchi was taking a look to the newcomers
the big marisa was deibu´s slave-husband, and looked like she was starving while she diligently fed the buris.Whatever fighting spirit she had in the past seems long gone. the small one,however...
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>>14784423
"Sweech-Sweech!" one of the buris, much bigger that the marisa, tried to eat her hat up while she was throwing some more food. the marisa, without saying a word, rammed the buri almost instantly, knocking her out. she was in a bad shape, but better that her father.She also had a really grim but furious expression. She clearly wasn´t content with her situation
"Little one, don´t bully your sisters" said the father with no strength. the marisa didn´t seem to care While nobody was looking, she stuffed her mouth with the only bug she was carrying, leaving the worst food to the buris. after running out of 'food' to give, the father seemed to notice Patchi and her friends.
Patchi had a few ideas on what to do
A. give the spicy plant to the father as a 'present for deibu', don´t tell him what it is
B. Plot the murder with the father
C. Plot the murder with the little marisa
D. Leave
there will be a strawpoll so that the thread does not get bumped with one word replies, but I encourage you to reply with any feedback aside from the option you choose. I find them helpful to create the story and enjoy reading about what you think about it.
http://strawpoll.me/6847957
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>>14784246
That's what I thought too, because the parents seem like niceheads, but if a justified punishment was all it took to send those kos into shithead attitudes then the kind anon (bringing them expensive food and OJ) could have done almost anything wrong and they'd have done the same.
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>>14754683
Kill them with the tv
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>>14783883
Hybrids are the best part of Simyukkuri
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>>14784169
5 chens
5 Rans
Five Patchys
3 marisa
2 Yuukas
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>>14784435
Shit I wanted to vote c on this but I think I fucked up and did D. Also I wish you killed that little Alice. Get that little fuck and feed it to the buri retards.
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>>14784435
I think the father's too far gone to do anything, but that koMarisa might be willing to earn her and dad's freedom. Plus, there's no way a Deibu can come along when everyone moves later, so best to solve the problem now.
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>>14779550

She's living in a spooky world.
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>>14785298
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>>14784169
1 cirno and 9 grandfather clocks
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>>14785298
Those are cute yu's
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>>14785304
That is a surprisingly smart way to teach all those shitty brads that "NO! You can't have little ones."
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Help?

I try to install and play Yukkuri Diary (And one other thing by the same author. Yukkuri collection and breeding it was called AFAIR) on BlueStacks (Since my phone sucks.)

Furthest I got is some sort of loading screen with two rolling yukkuris. After that it is return to system.

Anyone had this problem? Anyone found a solution?
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>>14789560
Just keep trying it I guess, I heard that it likes to crash on start up sometimes.
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>>14789560
Sometimes I have to start the program 4-5 times before it boots properly, otherwise yeah, it'll just crash on startup.
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>>14789560
Same issue here
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Koyukkuri abuse is the best
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>>14790968
Shithead abuse is even better
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>>14785344
5000 Yukkuri of assorted types, plus ten dosuyukkuri

VS

One navy seal team

WHO WINS
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>>14791158
One navy seal drops a grenade covered in chocolate frosting. And the real winners are us. Alternatively the seals hide and chill out somewhere while the yukkuri invariably kill themselves doing stupid shit.
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>>14791158
The only way a seal would die is getting diabetes from eating too many
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>>14791158

If the dosus start sparking then the hunters and shooters are fucked.
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>>14791324
One bullet through the paste core and that dosu's done.
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IS THAT LITTLE FAGGOT RAPIST ALICE KO DEAD YET?
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>takumis shit remains untranslated
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>>14785134
This. The only reason the father is still around is some bizarre sense of loyalty and duty.
She wouldn't be interested in such a plan. However, getting him to deliver the poison makes for a safe fall-guy if she lives, even if only long enough to become violent. And especially if she shrugs it off and interrogates the father over where he got the pepper instead of just smashing her.
Is there a way to consolidate freeing the daughter and killing the mother?
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Why Marisa is always the husband?
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Yukkuri have cute butts.
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>>14791158
The universe will never allow Yukkuri to win.
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Patchouli, the schoolteacher of an urban yukkuri clan, takes all 100 of her students out on a field trip to a local park. However, to get there, they need to cross a four-lane street.

Patchouli knows how to use a crosswalk and traffic signal, but the baby yukkuris get scared of the traffic while they’re waiting for the light to change. The older koyukkuris comfort them. Finally, the light changes, and Patchouli tells them to hurry and leads them across.

However, it is not until Patchouli has reached the other side that it dawns on her that the children can’t move as fast as she can. In fact, since the babies are scared of the drop from the sidewalk to the street, it took them a long time just to be coaxed down by the older kids, and by the time the walk signal starts counting down to red, they’ve barely made it to the second lane of traffic.

Patchouli tells everyone to hurry or they won’t be able to take it easy, and that sends the children into a panic. The older koyukkuris try to coax the petrified babies onward. Some Marisas and Chens with an instinct for self-preservation abandon the others and make a run for it.

The light changes, and disaster ensues.

First to die are the little Reimus who are angrily puffing at the cars. Next, a car making a turn takes out the scum Marisas and Chens, who failed to reach the curb in time. A little Alice has pooped in terror and is stuck in her own poop. Her older sister Alice is trying to free her, but both are run over. Most of the young Patchoulis, shocked by the carnage, throw up their own paste cores and die. A run-over Myon is only partially crushed and dies a slow, agonizing death.

When the traffic lights change again, only eight wounded, traumatized koyukkuris are still alive.

The adult yukkuris from the clan have had second thoughts about sending a hundred children off under the supervision of a single Patchouli, and just then, they show up with their leader, a one-meter-tall half-grown Dosu Marisa.

Seeing the carnage, some go mad with shock. On the other side of the street, Teacher Patchouli tries to run away to escape punishment and is promptly run over by a bicycle. Some yukkuris yell abuse and puff at the cars, but at the Dosu’s urging, the capable adults go to rescue the remaining children and gather the accessories of the dead.

When the signal starts counting down, the Dosu stands in the crosswalk and puffs up to keep the cars from going. However, she can only block one lane of traffic, so the cars in the other lanes move forward and run over more yukkuris.

The Dosu goes into a rage and starts "punishing" the car in front of her. The driver had been holding back, not wanting to get bean paste on his car, but faced with the attack, he advances and hits the Dosu. The Dosu hops around in pain, crushing some of the yukkuris and sending the rest fleeing into the path of oncoming traffic. The car runs over the Dosu, and she dies.

The yukkuris who remained home--tiny babies, mentally-deficient koyukkuris, and the very old and near death--wait for everyone to come home, not knowing that their families are all dead and they themselves are doomed to starve to death before long.
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>>14792343
she is when paired with a reimu because reimus are hyperfeminine

marisas are the wifes when paired with alices for example
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Holy shit, I didn't know that you could enter the house next door.
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>>14793449
News to me too. Anything cool in their like the hidden abuse room in the ruins?
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I'm in uncharted territories now

>>14793462
Nah it was just an empty house.
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I'm not sure where I'm at right now but there seems to be some kind of building on the opposite mountain, I hope I'll be able to reach it.

God damn it, exploring Yukkuri Diary is somehow more interesting than exploring Skyrim.
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Holy shit
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H-Here I go
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So it turns out that the building is an empty Yukkuri shop, I tried blowing a door open and the game glitched and I died but I managed to take some screenshots of the place.
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The counter
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Some pet display
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Yukkuri playing area
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Marisa and Reimu accessories on display

and that's all for now.
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>>14793536
Try bringing yukkuri with you next time. Drop them off and see if they stay there.
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>>14793449
I think the house is actually the original one bluesnow used in his demo videos, too, which is neat. If you go back quite awhile on his Youtube channel before he was releasing Diary/Collection.

>>14793556
He's been planning a shop for awhile now, supposedly it'll be in the 0.3 release whenever that happens.
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>>14791158
One of the yukkuris is an Okuu, everyone loses.
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>>14795761
Is that Yuyuko's Marisa?
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>>14793182
>First to die are the little Reimus who are angrily puffing at the cars.
too good

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