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For the Monstergirls who deserve more attention!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>14698414
Submit today!
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>>14698414
Best Quetzalcoatl.
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I want to best a lizardwoman in one on one combat and have her follow me like a sad puppy wanting to bear my children.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoqLgZK0bA4
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>>14698420
Yes, it's a shame Quetzalcoatl don't have more art.
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Best dragon! Best girl! Best everything!
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>>14698423
I want to defeat a lizardwoman by using underhanded tactics and fuck her in the ass while she complains about honour on the battlefield!
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Anyone has that gif with a Cheshire's figure from KC's doujinshi moving her legs and paws?
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>>14698450
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>>14698454
to
>>14698424

>>14698429
That smug is making me want to do things.
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>>14698454
May mamana mana protect your soul Anon, I'm putting her into my Exquisite Memes folder.
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I just finished The Spider and the Fly, and oh god my heart...
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>>14698469
Daughter out of fucking nowhere was a real asspull though. If you're gonna make it grimdark, keep it that way, it has more effect. There's nothing worse than a sudden switch in a story. If you're going for a rape fic, keep it rapey and manipulative, not "I was just waiting to be raped by you cos i was too shy to ask you out" shit.
The worst is when they suddenly shift from "you" and "Anon" to the MG's pov. It just jolts the story off the tracks.

Also was the author an actual /k/ommando or is all that US military stuff shit you can pick up from movies and wikipedia?
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>>14698481
Yes but you gotta remember the three parts to any good story.

The exposition, the conflict, and the twist.
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>>14698481
He was former Navy IIRC.
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>>14698458
>That smug is making me want to do things.
They say smugness in Wonderland is a common trait.

What smug Wonderland girl would you have fun kinky sex with? While she says smug things in a British accent?
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>>14698444
One day she will ask for a rematch, her determination will be so strong that a hellfire will sprout from her tail and an entire orchestra will appear out of nowhere to play her own battle theme

Your petty tactics can only get you so far
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>>14698541
Thats when I dominate her proper then.
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>>14698557
Well, if you manage to do that, she'll probably sell all of her armory to buy aprons and cute outfits to wear like the weak little female lizard she is

Is that really what you want?
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>Lanternon posted a new update
Finally
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What to expect when/if KC does the four legendary beasts as monstergirls?
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>>14698569
>another dragon
>kappa alt
>harpy alt
>white jinko
>yet another dragon/chimera if you consider koryu
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>>14698569
Kirin would be horsepussy but with ryuu horns and a tough jinko-tier personality I think.
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>>14698490
Shut up, that movie was terrible.
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>>14698586
>another dragon
>implying that's a bad thing
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I'm gunna keep calling that lizardgirl in accounting 'Liz' even though her name is Karen.
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>>14698590
>implying it won't just be a unicorn in a china dress
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>>14698590
I feel like she would be lightning horsepussy. Or may be he's saving that for Slepnir.
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>>14698606
sorry didn't mean it like that
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>>14698616
>has two antlers
>unicorn
anon...
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>>14698621
a kirin only has one antler anon...
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>>14698621
The depiction varies on the era. The chinese literally use that word to refer to western unicorns in the modern era.
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>>14698632
anon the chinese call unicorns独角兽 which literally translates to one horned beast
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>>14698619
Well, alright then.
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x is best girl
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>>14698663
>x
>not y
inflammatory response
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We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, huh.
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>>14698663
Witty response about your implications that a Greek letter is not better.
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Look: you'd fuck this kobold, right? You'd stain its fertile tomboyish womb and let it grant you a bevy of loyal, intelligent, and athletic daughterus, right?

What? "Furry" something or other? No one has to know, this is just between you and me, no one has to know.
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>>14698673
People are sleeping/working
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>>14698684
>No one has to know
I would know.
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>>14698687
>I would know.

And I think you'd be proud of impregnating such a high-tier creature.
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>>14698684
"Its" womb?
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>>14698684
>implying I wouldn't do it for the big fat alimony payments because fuck actually living with that bitch for the rest of my life
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>>14698696
no
5 minutes of love is not worth a lifetime of regret.
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>>14698684
I'd rather be with an MGE kobold. They're much more chill.
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>>14698696
I'd rather chop off my ding dong than fuck that thing
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>>14698710
Shuts up Murdeface. She's am's adorable!
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>>14698684
Zombina is the better tomboy
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>>14698718
>furry vs. fujo

I can honestly say I'm not sure which is worse.
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>>14698700
>>14698701
>>14698710
But she's rich, kind, and healthy, she'll ensure you too are healthy, happy, and rich for the rest of your life. Would you really let a bit of fur get in the way of that?
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>>14698726
sounds like a Mary Sue, and my standards tell me that I'm better than that
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>>14698726
>she'll ensure you too are healthy, happy, and rich for the rest of your life

Yes, that is what the alimony is for.
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>>14698726
Stop posting.
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>>14698663
>>14698667
Insults regarding taste and sexual orientation and/or ethnicity
Implications regarding superiority of Z
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>>14698742
More than implications
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>>14698742
Statement of false moral superiority from the top of a fence.
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>>14698684
>>14698726
I really like the concept of being really rich and having like 30 daughterus, is there anything that portrays this?
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>>14698726
Yiff in hell furfag
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>>14698785
There's that one hentai about the guy who has one son with his wife and then like thirty daughters with his concubines.

Then invites his son back to make all his half-sisters into his own harem.
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>>14698818
name?
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>>14698824
ShoujoxShoujoxShoujo I think
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>>14698684
>You'd stain its fertile tomboyish womb
if I could, I would do with no regrets.
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>>14698785
You have good taste, sir.
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Best daughters!

I want to sit in the park with other waifufag dad's and argue about who's daughter is bad without taking it too far and insulting any kids 4
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>>14698867
Kids are shitheads.
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>>14698894
>Send your daughteru to play in the park
>Little lilim turns her into a chimaeric horror and miniature mindflayer wipes her mind to infant level because she was supposed to be playing the baby in their game of house
>Try to go to the parents to fix it
>The parents aren't even there. The lilim escaped through a dimensional portal in her room (she's supposed to be in time out in her room)
>And the mindflayer just flayed the mailman into taking her since both her parents were at work

Monster playgrounds would be fucking scary. All the power of monsters, and even less morals and self control.
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>new Lanternon chapter
Fuck yeah, it's nice to see you around. Sorry last year went so bad for you, I hope this year will work out better.

I know some anons hate Victor, but I honestly think he's not that bad. The monsters seem to think that raping guys is perfectly acceptable so humanity needs a way to discourage them from attacking.
I felt bad for a few of them, like that one who phoned her mother straight after the tagging, but it doesn't take away the fact she was wandering the streets looking for victims. I still get the feeling that something serious is about to happen to the guy, like some kind of revelation about his parents. The story doesn't seem to add up from what we know...
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>>14698867
I have 26 daughters.

Anne
Belle
Colleen
Dippy
Ella
Fella
Girl
Helen
Irene
Julia
Kollen
Lyudmila
Mila
North-west
Olivia
Pipi
Queenie
Roonie
Silvia
Tom-tom
Uma
Victoria
Wanda
Xy'gh'au-baba
Yennifer
Zebra

My wife and I ran out of names really quick but were committed to this idea.
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>>14698684
>you'd fuck this kobold, right?
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I want to be the reliable human general in a monster girl army!
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>>14698953
what are you married to?
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>>14698972
He's probably married to a Echidna.
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>>14698950
Stealth update huh? I don't usually like violence against the poor girls because it triggers my autism but I can't stop reading that.

>>14698972
I have a theory that this anon has some top tier taste in waifus
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>>14698913
That's a pretty messed-up fantasy you got there, Anon. You actually get off on that shit?
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>>14698953
>Girl
>North-west
>Zebra

Really?
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Hey, /jp/, I had a really weird dream I think I should tell you guys about.

The dream was kind of weird, basically, I was in Dragon's Dogma (a video game) but it was like Minecraft for some reason, and I had to complete some quests to advance the story or some such. Anyway, one of the quests was to find this dragon girl (who was sort of like Mia from Monster Musume or Quelaag from Darksouls in the sense that she had the upper half of a women but everything below that was a dragon's body, including wings) and talk to her or something like that I can't quite remember, but she ended up kissing me and we ended up making out. Then, she decided to fly me back to the capital of Gransys (the place Dragon's Dogma takes in) where I started to dry hump her Dragon puss mid air. I'm pretty alpha in the dream world I guess.

Anyways, I woke up shortly after that and ate some burgers. Pretty cool dream though, am I right?
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>>14698978
>>14698979
I mean a Echidna can have lot's of children yes,
but 26? that just seams a bit odd
Echidna is still top tier
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>>14698983
Dippy, Ella-Fella, Colleen-Kolleen don't bother you? Xy'gh'au-baba too?
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You have 5 seconds to explain why there isn't at least 10 pictures of monster girl waifus tending to/caring for/ being with daughters.
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>>14698953
>North-west
this nigga be stealin kim kardashians babies lmao
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>>14698979
He posted the update in the last thread. It wasn't stealthy, just not spammed like some people do.
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>>14698987
At least those sound like they normal names in some monster languages; but Girl?
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>>14698564
Praise the chief god!
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>>14698990
Who'd want that?
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>>14698981
You call that bait? Try something someone might actually bite next time.
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>>14698993
>spammed
There are people who post their stories more than once?
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My lord! Shall we pursue Lü Bu?
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>>14698993
Woops? Forgive me, I have to speed read the threads, sometimes I miss things.

>>14698986
If it is an Echidna judging by their reproduction quirks, power and (probably) longevity I don't think it's far fetched to expect loads and loads of daughterus

Are you a bad enough dude to hold all these daughterus?
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>>14699008
To hot peruse lard booze.
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>>14699001
There are those that do it thrice or more. Thank god most of them are gone now. Still a few people that do two threads in a row, but that's not bad.
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>>14699008
Nah, just put on a better bra you skank those titties are ripping your shit.
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>>14699008
>compound bow
I knew elves were lazy but this is just disgusting.
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>>14699008
Goddamit for the last time you do NOT pursue Lü Bu, you either get some crazy glory hungry dude to kick his ass or you are tactical enough to hit & run him, now stop asking stupid questions and get in the fucking tent I need some stress relief so hug me
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>>14699008
No.
That's too much horse pussy for anyone to handle.
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>>14698953
What if I'm Lü Bu?
What if you're Lü Bu?
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>>14698998
People who love their waifus and daughterus?
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>>14699008
Why do my elves have tits this big?

Are the sneaking milk again?
Because if they are then I'm going to have to make an example of them by going the old "Smoke this whole carton" route.
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>>14699045
They have them to distract you and steal your milk, it's the oldest trick in the book
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>>14699058
>One titty elf sits in your lap and lets you grope her chest while the rest grab the milk.
>Next time they pull it they have bigger chests.

Well, they better not do it too often lest their breasts start getting in the way of their bows.
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In just a few short months we will know the glory that is Froppy with color, movement and voice.
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>>14699008
who is Lü Bu and why are we pursuing them now?
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>You will never stay in an hotel full of monster girls.
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>>14699065
They'll learn the power of boobs over bows soon after don't worry they always find a way
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>>14699070
Lü Bu is the bastard of three fathers! With Red Hare and the Trident Halberd Lü Bu is a peerlessly valiant warrior!
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>>14699008
1) You do not pursue Lu Bu and 2) What the fuck is this elf doing outside her cage?
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>>14698979
>I don't usually like violence against the poor girls because it triggers my autism but I can't stop reading that.

I think it's kind of justified in Lanternon's setting. Kind of.
Monsters use trickery and rape often, and you even see some nasty and underhanded shit from them in his pro-monster story. Humans should be allowed to fight back. On the other hand, Victor seems to be a bit of a cunt at times, and while I hope he stays on humanities side at the end, I would like him to mellow out and understand that some monsters can be good people.
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>>14699077
Yeah?
Well I've seen what happens when elves give in to the power of boobs too much.

Seriously, I've seen some sporting some breasts that are bigger than their head!
It's almost like they want to give up their fighting ability to get a body that's made for lewd things.
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>>14699066
We already have a candy-obsessed Mad Hatter this season, I'm not going to wish that away. Still nice to know we've got another top tier monster waifu to look forward to.
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>>14699080
>Humans should be allowed to fight back
I don't think Victor's actions can be considered "fighting back". It's more like a psychopath abusing his authority. I hope he suffers a humiliatingly slow and painful death from something like scleroderma.
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>>14699080
Well the way he shows, in my humble opinion, is "you're both retarded extremists and should chill a bit, see how it goes" so the violence and all that makes sense, that said Victor's kind of disproportionate right now with his justice.

That said I guess the end of the story will go more or less about him understanding people and monsters, that or suddenly lust nuke everybody fucks.
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>>14699080
Anybody angry at him should just remember that his group loses and everyone is worse off because of it in the end. The guy is a dick but I like him more than the ones that just roll over. But I guess I've always had a thing for underdogs.

Actually, the only thing that bothers me about Lantern's universe is that everyone made a five hundred year technologic leap in a decade. And not only that, the technology is the same as the modern era. It's jarring to me. I would think a much more nonlinear type of progression. I mean smartphones? Really?
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>>14699091
Anon, they're elves, even if they don't say it everybody KNOWS they are made for lewd things.
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>>14699097
In this chapter?
Yeah he was being an asshole. The monsters need to keep their impulses in check though.
In the chapters where he killed literal rapists?
No, that was justified. That arachne in the bathroom was already boasting about her victims and deserved some pain for it.
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>>14699106
I stand by my statement.
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>>14699106
If you think about it, it's the only way to actually thin the monsters out of the city without outright killing them. I think people are whining because he gets pleasure out of it. But it's not like him doing that is anything new.
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>>14699105
i want to give a tsun, thin elf a body fit for masterful lewding and not dick her until she's begging for it.
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>>14699101
>That said I guess the end of the story will go more or less about him understanding people and monsters, that or suddenly lust nuke everybody fucks.

I think he'll either:
>sacrifice himself to kill the Baphomet
>find out the head of the paladins actually killed his parents instead of them abandoning him a la Solidus Snake and Raiden
>or just mellow out and realize that not all monsters are the enemy.
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>>14699105
Fuck Japan for turning elves into this
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>>14699106
Death should only be reserved for the truly lost causes if I recall correctly the spider in question was drunk, a paddlin'? Undoubtely, death penalty not so much, but in the end it is just a story we may get an explanation, a karma revenge or whatever
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>>14699111
So monsters should just be allowed to rape innocent guys?
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>>14699128
The one in the alley was drunk, the one in the bathroom thought she had a civilian and was taunting that he was about to get raped. The MC is a bit of a dick, but I think some anons are trying to make out all the monstergirls in lantern's setting as innocent victims, which isn't true in several cases.
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>>14699132
Nice strawman, I love the way it turns my actual statement into a completely ridiculous, over-the-top view I never implied in any way.
It was not nice talking to you.
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I want to get an old, battered elf captain with a missing eye and turn her into a super soft, ultra busty mistress that I spoil with snacks and massages
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>>14699128
>Death should only be reserved for the truly lost causes

Not really. Considering monster's main crime is rape and squatting, then you'll just let them overrun everything. Which is ironically what happens eventually in that place.
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>>14699102
>his group loses
But this is set after both the order and the demon lord lose, isn't it?
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>>14699116
Godspeed, we'll have a pint when you succeed

>>14699126
While I have mixed feelings about most japan-induced transformations you cannot argue that it's either lewd elves or stick on their butt elves, I'd rather the former

>>14699124
Sounds like logical assumptions, unless Lant's here, sees the cat got out of the bag and suddenly goes PLOT TWIST, though I doubt it obviously.

I've never posted so much, is this what fun is like?
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>>14699139
No need to be so angry about it, I was just saying that some of the guys kills were justified.
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>>14698985
Monster girl dreams are weird, three nights ago I had a dream that I was living with three kobolds. Not regular kobolds though, these ones could turn into actual dogs to disguise themselves around other people.

Everything else about the dream was fairly realistic and there was no lewdness of any sort but it sure sucked waking up and not having three kobolds to keep me company.
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>>14699152
>is this what fun is like?
Yes. While you're at it you should totally tell that young, up-and-coming writefag Historianon what you think of his stuff, too!
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>>14699142
I find funny that you put rape and squatting in the same sentence even if it wasn't intentional, but you do have a point I was just trying to say that revenge and rage are powerful and easy-convincing powers, so there that's why I'm kind of wary of the kill 'em all philosophy, as fun as I find going rip and tear in any game
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>>14699097
Victor has done everything by the numbers so far.
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>>14699165
>it's legal, therefore it's moral
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>>14699147
It's a different universe. His group is the expy for the order in Lantern's. They technically "won" the war but then their king up and disappeared from public and now the monsters are moving in and taking over slowly because of weird new cooperation laws that they are taking advantage of.

It's basically how handholding cooperation totally breaks down when one side is still a bunch of barbarians who don't share the same values. Kind of like the danes and the old kingdoms of england
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>>14699163
So how should they deal with monstergirls who see humans as food and treat them poorly, like the serial rapist in the toilets?
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>>14699170
Good point, they're probably playing the long game but it doesn't take away the fact that the paladins have the exploding collars on stand-by, or that monstergirls are unsustainable due to their lack of male children.
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>>14699167
Not him but who really cares? It's dirty work that needs doing. Might as well have a psycho do it that loves his job. He'll be productive and come to work with a smile.
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>>14699183
I care. It's hard to read a story when it's well written and I want to read it but the MC is deplorable and I hate him.
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>>14699179
>monstergirls are unsustainable due to their lack of male children.

They are perfectly sustainable at certain levels of population. Only about 60% of humans breed anyway. It doesn't trash the future of the species. The problem becomes when you let them run riot and have their population grow large enough to become a problem. Which is what is happening there. Hell, Victor is about the only one enforcing any negative consequences on any of them that we've seen in the story.
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I want to put my dick inside a pure human girl.
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>>14699171
I'm gonna admit right now that I'd rather save my own ass or close friends asses before trying to be a goody-two-shoes but well I'd vote for prevention of these situations with some Humanity 101 and Monsters 101 obligatory classes, understanding goes a long way if everybody tries a bit

That's like the absolute reverse of what I'd do on Earth though, I don't think I'm a good example of morality

>>14699162
Sure not!Historianon but due to sporadic internet and my laziness using only the docs writefag links I don't think I've read anything.
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>>14699170
There's also that other country that got mentioned, the one that outright banned monsters and seem to know that Victor's nation is compromised.
I bet they'll fight, lose, and be forced to accept monsters leaving no where safe for humans who just want a life of peace. As much as I like monstergirls people should always have the ability to choose.
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>>14699206
>understanding goes a long way if everybody tries a bit
Which is the problem in that story. Monstergirls aren't trying to assimilate. They're just moving in and bringing their old culture with them.
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>>14699200
Genophage the correct solution. No death, no war.
>>14699206
>I don't think I've read anything
Oh. Nevermind then.
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>>14699204
But humans are mean and greedy and icky.
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>>14699204
I want your firstborn son to be childhood friends with my daughteru
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>>14699193
I kind of felt that way about his last MC. He was too naive for his own good, to the point where he seemed to care about the monsters more than humans at times, even the brutal and unpleasant ones like the manticore. Victor is a bit hard to like, but at least he cares about his own.
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>>14699215
That's why I want a pure one. I'd kiss and hug he every day and then fill her womb to the brim before drifting to blissful sleep with her in my arms.

>>14699217
Only if your daughteru is a nice girl, anon. None of that tsun or bullying, you hear?
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>>14699193
See >>14699220

After Faggot MC 1, I'm glad to see Faggot MC 2 on the other side of the fence.
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>>14699222
But there are hardly any pure ones left. Wouldn't you rather have monstergirl that's better in every way?
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>>14699222
>I'd kiss and hug he every day
anon this is a SFW site, please.
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>>14699210
>They're just moving in and bringing their old culture with them.
I get this feeling too. A proper union would be a cool thing and work, but from what we've seen in both stories so far monsters seem to be attempting another invasion, only they're being more cunning and patient about it.
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>>14699210
I think a re-read is in order I'm forgetting things, and well I can't really think of anything more right now besides fuck everything I can't into societies

>>14699214
Gimme a specific link you want to be told about by a random anon you faggot, it will go well with my smoke break.
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>>14699234
>Lanternon is secretly writing about the immigration situation in Europe
>>14699235
>it will go well with my smoke break
But it's a long-ass story! Here's chapter 1 though.
http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya
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>>14699231
That's why a pure human is so precious. Anyone can find a good monstergirl, but it'd be a dream come true to have a human waifu. I want to take the time to really enjoy her mediocre humanpussy that probably wouldn't even make me cum if I didn't love her so much.
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>>14699234
>>14699238

To be fair, this happens during basically every immigration. Just look at all the Little Italies, Chinatowns, Little Mexicos etc.

People naturally want a bit of home and it usually takes until second or third generation for real assimilation to take place. And sometimes it doesn't at all.
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>>14699238
Shit I remember thinking "Oomukadewhatsit?" I forgot to check it after all, great now I have something to do.
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>>14699245
Don't forget that she'll start wasting away in her middle age and the love she has for you will fade in time.
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I'm going to make a harem of pregnant elven maids!
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>>14699258
There will be too much pointy you madman!
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>>14699262
Nyet!
There will be the perfect amount of pointy!

I'll even spike their food for with fertility drugs and give them enhancements for better lactation and wider hips!

I'll fill my home with pregnant elven maids!
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>>14699238
There are indeed many words, I'll give you my opinion tomorrow but I can already tell that Ludwig and I have similar priorities
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>>14699282
Neat, thanks.
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>>14699249
That just means she'll become a delicious MILF and I'll hug her extra hard whenever it looks like she's about to forget how much she loves me.
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Big cats, anyone?
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>>14699292
Mreow!
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>>14699193
>>14699097
Just roll over I guess. The main character and author tract aren't entirely to my liking too, but all in all it's a single, secluded story, that intentionally pulls/views things on a more fucked-up side, then offers a solution. Try to take the best out of it and don't view it as a statue book forced on you.

And as for quality vs likability, sometimes stuff simply isn't made good to be so -for you-. It appeals to entirely different audience. It's like finding a perfectly drawn doujinshi with a fetish you hate. Gotta go along with that.
Happens all the time to me, it's easier to name authors I dropped than those few I'm doki doki over (no homo etc).
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>>14699292
With their huge bodies and need for barbs to ovulate, they probably won't even notice you putting it in. My fetish.
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>>14699291
She would just get all wrinkly and gross as her body shuts down.
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>>14699292
Time to impregnate!
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>>14699273
But remember story of comrade Ivan who had many fluffy! You will of end right like him but with pointy you blyat head!
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>>14699296
>they probably won't even notice you putting it in
Not in monstergirl-land.
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>>14699295
Why are you saying these things as if I was threatening to drop the story? I'm going to keep reading it and I'm going to keep bitching about it, too.
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>>14699296
>need for barbs to ovulate
>they probably won't even notice you putting it in
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>>14699303
Never!

I won't impregnate my daughterus but I will most certainly pick up some more elves at the market to continue the impregnation!

Why, I'd even pick up the little loli elf quivering in her cage!
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>>14699311
Look, it's an Alp! Whack it with a stick!
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>>14699311
Aizawa Alp when?
Would ream until she got a Komodo body.
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>>14699317
>>14699318
Stop.
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>>14699322
Aikawa is a cutie, but still an Alp.
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>>14699306
Is there anything Victor can do against the more unpleasant monstergirls that won't trigger you? I mean, he's getting too heavy handed at the moment, but some of them clearly need to understand there will be consequences for kidnap and rape.
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>>14699326
Why are you replying to me with a post that has nothing to do with what I said?
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GOD DAMMIT!

The /jp/ streams got crossed and we ended up with this half-IM@S, half-cat abomination. Will you degenerates take it?
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>>14699331
No, that's not one of my favorite idols.
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>>14699331
You can keep it, I don't want that idol stank.
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>>14699331
Sure.
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>>14699331
Maybe. It's cute looking, but how's the attitude?
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>>14699331
I'm afraid that a half im@s cat would be extremely loud. Is she even a good singer?
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>>14699331
I don't know anon, I know literally nothing about IM@S.
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>>14699330
>I'm going to keep bitching about it
This is exactly what you posted. Maybe I'm mistaken but I thought you were the anon who was furious at the MC for being violent.
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>>14699341
see for yourself.

>>14699343
idols don't actually need to be cute, just be cute.
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>>14699345
> I don't know anon, I know literally nothing about IM@S.
This is the extent of my knowledge. I think it's all anyone needs to know.
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>>14699356
>>14699331
How old was /mgt/ when they realized Cait Sith is literally based on Koshimizu Sachiko, hair and all?
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>>14699354
Yeah, that was me. You confused me for a moment there.
I like the story and the author's other story. I don't like the MC of this, and I didn't like the MC of the previous one. I bitched then, I'm bitching now.
Did that clarify my position?
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I want a Ren Xiongmao to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to spend the day giggling into her bamboo shoot as she lazily eats it!
Eats the bamboo that is, not my tiny penis.
That would be weird and wouldn't even qualify as a snack.
Because it's fucking tiny.
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>>14699358
Same.
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>>14699331
Sachiko a cute, CUTE.

Would take home.
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>>14699366
Something, something public transportation and sniffing.
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>>14699362
Sachiko isn't even the only character to ever have a hairstyle like that though.
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>>14699365
Yeah, and I have no idea why I felt the need to call you out considering I also think Val and Victor are retarded. I look forward to the mage story he's planning because we might actually get a reasonable world view next time. I love the guy's take on the setting but damn his MCs are infuriating.
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>>14699366
cool, wanna hang? i can show you my porn collection and we can look at gay men's weiners while comparing our own to them, no homo
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>>14699381
That's the first I'm hearing about a mage story.
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>>14699366
I was with you as long as there was dick biting involved.
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>>14699358
>monstergirl Idols
You know, if the happening er....happens I can see this being a big industry in Japan. It would be flooded with Werecats and Nekomatas though, because the Japs love their catgirls.
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>>14699345
It keeps berserk from getting new chapters
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>>14699392
Maya-chan is way ahead of you!
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>>14699392
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>>14699386
He's mentioned it a few times. From what he said before:
>Val = blindly pro mamono
>Victor = blindly anti mamono
>mage dude = gives no fucks, just wants to cast spells
Should be interesting if he does it.
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>>14699396
I can't say that I know anything about that either.
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>>14699392
Monster girl idols would never happen because of the obsession with being pure. The girls would take one look at the contract before using it as toilet paper.
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>>14699404
>gives no fucks
Wizard, noun: individual with phenomenal cosmic powers and no sense of right and wrong.
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>>14699403
Best part about this picture is that Crabman didn't add tacky button noses to them.
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>>14699415
Tacky button noses but without snouts are like the quintessential skub here, it's kind of interesting
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>>14699413
>obsession with being pure
Paladin
Idols
http://trollvids.com/video/28088/%E3%80%90MMD%E3%80%91paladin-HAKU
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Would you a Lich with a large chest, or a large derriere?
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Is Babylon 5 any good?
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>>14699455
Ass.
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>>14699455
Butt please.
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>>14699457
Eh, I preferred Babylon 2. They didn't bother with the cg so much.
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>>14699455
Either, as long as it's an undead goddess like a Lich.
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>>14699455
Both.
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>>14699455
>large chest
the only true option
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>>14699477
You can only choose one.
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>>14699455
You can't stop me from taking both, faggot.
An ass can be toned. A nice rack is a god-given gift.
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>>14699455
Large thighs.
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>>14699455
Both.
A super hourglass figure that jams doors and begs to have her chest fondled like she was being milked.
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>>14699489
Then I choose the option to have both.
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>>14699455
>Would you a Lich
No
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>>14699490
Pecs muhfugga, make your flat girl do a shitload of flyes.
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>>14699455

A nice ass is always wonderful, so that option please.
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>>14699455
Chest
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>no 7 ft. tall big-bootied Lich with a magical STR build
>she will never have you massage her abs and rear as she's reading various combat guides
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>>14699522
I want her to cast fist on my dick.
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>>14699522
>>14699535
I want her to cast sexual intercourse on my male genitalia.
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>>14699535

that doesn't sound too pleasant.
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>>14699535
I want her to cast her ass on my face!
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>>14699538
>not wanting rough magical handjobs while she watches from a few feet away
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>>14699522
>>14699535
>tfw no stronk Lich gf to hug at night
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>>14699546

Fist is way too dangerous a spell to cast for something like that though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RosIoQisA
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Om-nom-nom!
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>>14699560
Living on the edge is the best. Fist magic handjobs are like sharkteeth blowjobs.
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>>14699562
A tiny Lamia is the only Lamia I would ever consider keeping around. Cute little things.
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>>14699577
I'd like an onahole-sized Lamia.
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>>14699577
>is the only Lamia I would ever consider keeping around
The bigger the better you fag
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>>14699583
For some things, yeah. I really like tall, and absurdly tall girls, but not for a Lamia. No giant snakes, please.
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>>14699583
Dire lamia?
A snake thats almost yawn size to slink about your home and wrap you up when you return from work as a fine hello?
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>>14699577
Long enough to hug you while you fuck its cloaca like an onahole is the best.
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Loli Lamias are the best Lamias.
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>>14699616
Lolis are good for portability.
If you work a desk job then you could have them sit in your lap while you work.
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>>14699616
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>>14699616
That loli shirohebi story got finished, right? I'm just now coming back, since leaving around Halloween. It would be a shame if he vanished.
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>>14699633
It finished.
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>>14699633
Sort of. It doesn't really have an ending but Quicksilver_ says he'll finish it someday. He's been a little MIA lately though.
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>>14699645
He stated that he wrote 2K words of something in the previous thread IIRC.
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>>14699645
>He's been a little MIA lately though.
Fuck. He was one of the only writefags I really liked anymore. Are Peny, Harblador and PRW still at it, at least?
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>>14699660
>Peny, Harblador and PRW still at it, at least?
Yes. PRW very infrequent though.
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>>14699670
Yeah, he's been infrequent for a long, long while, though. Thanks for catching me back up, friend.
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Why is she pouting, lads?
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>>14699681
Ice cream melts before she can even eat it.
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>>14699681
Someone didn't put portobellos on her hamburger.
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>>14699681
Because she was as disappointed as I was when it all boiled down to three colors?
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>>14699681
She tried to rape me, but it turned out that my penis was removed by an IED in the sand country, so it didn't work.
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I want a Ryu to give me an existential crisis!
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>>14699703
Could you be wrong about that?
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So close to getting two chapters out in a month. Inspiration/focus has been out of whack lately, but here's Falling Leaves Chapter 10 for you guys:

http://pastebin.com/edit/TchcvE3W

We're in the home stretch. Hope you guys enjoy it.
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>>14699710
Excellent.
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Nice story for the contest Losenis, got me surprisingly absorbed halfway through. Plot was fairly predictable, even with some creative details helping on the cause, but that's about as far as you can get with it in a 5k-words limit I suppose. The only thing I see lacking is probably the whole ghost hive thing looking too blank and nonthreatening for it's role.

And Perentie's Wind Riders, pretty much 10/10. I don't think I could ever think of anything imperfect with it, this is something I save links to for future comfy re-reading. Definitely needs a proper lewd ending like promised, though.
For that, as well as making me reconsider Raijus through the unlikable, shallow visage they've unfortunately acquired, this is what my support goes to for the contest.

That said, these two are the only I know to be entries so far, would be grateful to be pointed at any others.
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>>14699710
As I wane, you wax. The wheel of writefaggotry turns.
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>>14699710
Oi, how come it's telling me to login?
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>>14699710
That Tanuki looks very plain. Only someone who likes her would want to put it in.
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>>14699720
Because it's an edit link. Probably.
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>>14699710
Accidentally posted the edit link there,bud.
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>>14699718
The spice must flow

>>14699720
My bad, forgot to make it public. Should work now.
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>>14699720
Take out the /edit in the url
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>>14699710
>>14699720
It's an edit link muhfugga
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>>14699710
Neato.
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>>14699710
>open link
>immediately directs me to the New Paste page
Fug, is this a sign?
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Sheeeeeit I'm fantastic today. My bad, have some tits.

http://pastebin.com/TchcvE3W
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I just popped in to say that I love that people are chatting up a storm about politics, morality, and personality regarding my story, and that
>>14699414
is perhaps one of the best responses I've ever read.

>>14699404
I've already written chapter one, so I'm on my way. When I get done with Victor I might just be done with the entire thing. That'll be a pastebin dump if ever there was one.
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>>14699740
I'm glad you were so excited to show us that you made such a blunder in the first place, bud. Shows us you care.
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>>14699754
I finished it around 6 hours ago when I was still at work and just now edited it after I got home. I might've been a bit excited that it's almost over, too.

Also here's a doodle by Mithril if you guys haven't seen it yet.
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I wish a spidercow would drag me into her lair and cuddle me.
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>>14699717
Aw, thanks.

>The only thing I see lacking is probably the whole ghost hive thing looking too blank and nonthreatening for it's role.

5k word limit etc. Some of the guys I kept annoying while writing it can attest on how much else I had planned before editing went through. At one point I had to scrap the plot entirely and build another from almost scratch. I really wanting to thoroughly write the ghost presence increasing gradually till they were all trapped in the town hall and the knights became a major force against them while everything happened, along with actual difficulty on Aurelia's part to convince them to team up, but I could not.

If I'm bored one day I'll write a full version. Feels bad to have the amputated version be the only thing up while its full potential sits in my head till I forget about it.
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[ ] Pour the tea, Jum.
[ ] Don't pour the tea, Jum.
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>>14699763
You and me both, buddy. Especially a small spidercow still getting used to trying to be ferocious.
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>>14699766
>Pour the tea, Jum.
just fuck my shit up.
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>>14699766
Fuck is a Jum?
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>>14699766
I'm too old to be playing with dolls.

i have a fetish for dressing qt girls in all kinds of outfits though.
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I want to hold an annual gathering of alp musicians. I think I'll call it the lollalpalooza
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>>14699775
Elton John would actually make a pretty cool alp.
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>>14699772
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>>14699765
OC Abyssals are kinda cool looking.
I even have a subfolder dedicated to them, even though it's among a myriad of other Abyssal subfolders.
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>>14699740
>>14699710
Well that was some fun plot-thickening. I was afraid the story was become a bit too meander-y with all the weaving from disguises to abortions to racisms to disguises again, but now it looks like we got some genuine happening going on. Can't wait for the next development.
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>>14699805
I doubt I'll do anything surprising, to be honest. I only just thought of how to end the story a couple months ago.
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>>14699792
I don't understand.
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>>14699765
Just as I expected, then. It did look like it got optimized and thinned at certain places for the sake of being short. On a brighter side, you can be sure that sorrow experience had likely been shared between the most of the participants.
And of course I'll be looking forward to the full version.
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What happened to the Jiang Shi Massage story?
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Don't go down the river, if you love your wife~
'cuz you'll make that girl a widow, cause her pain and strife~
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>>14699830
Massage anon is dead, he said he was going to do it last Wednesday.
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>>14699812
It was before your time.
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>>14699830
Last thing I remember is that the guy is pastebinning it in prose format.
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>>14699833
Excuse me, miss? I need a ride, but I have no coins to spare.
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>>14699774
Wouldn't you love dressing up a cute living doll then?
You could buy her any kind of outfits and she would wear them without any question, she wouldn't even judge you if you put extra-care in making sure her underwears are fitting nicely
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>>14699840
Get a job you bum!
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>>14699008
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>>14699008
>tfw her tits look less large in the unclothed version
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>>14699841
I would love it, just thinking about how she would react to each outfit is enough to make me happy.
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>>14699859
Happy or "happy"?
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>>14699842
Where does a dead person get a job? Do I work at the Hellhound Kennels?
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>>14699833
but what if my wife is the farrywoman?
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I wish we moved from standard fantasy settings and more to sci-fi. Sci-fi is neat and sleek and still has all the bullshit magic in it, but with sciency names.
Also these suits and zero-G are something you don't get in the Dung Ages.
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>>14699879
fuck science
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>>14699879
The kind where every Monster Girl has their own home planet?

Because I'd like to explore each one and return to Earth with a galactic map.
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>>14699869
There's always an overlord recruiting undead minions. Just don't say "you don't have to be dead to work here, but it helps!", because that's racist.
>>14699883
Yeah, fuck science right in the synthetic pussy!
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>>14699879
Sci-Fi doesn't have radical castles and Undead Kingdoms and shit.
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>>14699879
Yeah at least we'd be able to put the whole trash side of MGE back in its cupboard. Seriously fuck that, gotta put the demonic energy thing to rest because magic wouldn't exist.

>inb4 space radiation instead
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>>14699868
Good question, i suppose that depends on the living doll, i'm not exactly into lolis.
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>>14699879
You'd have to write it yourself then.
>>14699887
I'm sure a few crazy anons would have already beat you to certain planets and have a detailed map by the time you arrive. Speaking of which I've got a map of the Holstaur home world and its surrounding planets.
>>14699883
>>14699889
Please don't sexualize science itself.
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>>14699892
Since when were you under the impression nanomamonocholrians weren't the cause of all?
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>>14699879
Nobody's stopping anybody from writing sci-fi. Maybe we just need a pioneer. Be that pioneer, Anon. Make your dreams come true.
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>>14699889
>Yeah, fuck science right in the synthetic pussy!
Sounds like a good plan to me. What could possibly go wrong with this?
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>>14699904
>>14699899
I was gonna, but then it turned out writing is hard.
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>>14699879
I have to agree with >>14699883
Sci-fi isn't my thing and if we mix it with MGs we'd focus more on the technology and magic than on the MGs themselves
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>>14699899
I want to add every step of the scientific method to my personal harem!
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>>14699907
It gets loose and starts raping all our guys?
>>14699920
If Spice & Wolf can get away with economics, why not this?
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>>14699879
Fantasy is my bread and butter, and I plan to write a lot more of it in the future (though not necessarily here).
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>>14699920
>we'd focus more on the technology and magic than on the MGs themselves
I'd like to see the slippery slope you slid down to get to that conclusion.
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>>14699920
>Sci-fi isn't my thing
what if its like 40k?
sci fi with a gothic feel.
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>>14699935
>like 40k
Literally grimdark wanking for manchildren? Pls no.
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>>14699935
>like 40k
NO
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>>14699924
>If Spice & Wolf can get away with economics, why not this?
Fuck spice & wolf, when you make economics as your central topic then tanuki levels of greed are the only traits the characters can develop into, i always hated that about them.
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>>14699942
Tanukis are great tho
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>>14699942
I regret starting this conversation. All it has wrought is pain and sorrow.
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>>14699935
slaanesh is the new DL?
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>>14699942
The Nuki's did nothing wrong
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>>14699938
As opposed to literal wanking for manchildren?
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>>14699956
Yes. I don't like grimdark. Wanking is a nice thing, and manchildren are my comrades and friends.
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>>14699950
Good boyim, the Tanukis are your ally.
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>>14699959
> I don't like grimdark
sooo... happy 40K?
that sounds stupid, but hey. stupider things have happend.
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>>14699970
Love can bloom?
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>>14699938
anon im not saying grimdark
im referring to how is mixes sci fi and tolkien tier fantasy
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>>14699977
>tolkien tier fantasy
Please don't insult Tolkien, he's dead and can't smack you.
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>>14699959
i suppose mge is grimdark from a certain point of view.
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>>14699984
>from a certain point of view
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE PALADINS ARE EVIL!
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>>14699879
Sci-fi a shit.
>>14699935
40k a double shit.
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>>14699975
>Love can bloom?
of course. not-evil-slaanesh would love to have you fall in love with her deamons.
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>>14699982
How about "Late-eighties-knockoff Tolkien" tier fantasy?
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>>14699989
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST
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>>14699991
stop being such a negative nelly
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>>14699993
How about "pulp high fantasy"?
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>tfw no vampire onee-san/mom/childhood friend/anything
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>>14699999
Yeah that covers it.
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>>14700006
I feel you. Vampires in untapped potential in the world of wing hugs and midair sex.
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>>14699999
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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>>14699891
I have no particular love for sci-fi, but undead solar systems would be pretty fuckin' neat
>Apocalyptic disaster, sucking all life from the planets
>Star becomes a smouldering dead husk, yet civilisations around it still grow, not like moss upon a rock, but fungus upon a corpse, consuming the deceased flesh, making technologically and magically superior technology, sustaining their capital upon the heart of a dead star
>Agless, lifeless individuals and heros, pulling the entire system under their thrall
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>>14700018
But Geralt, you're from dark fantasy.
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>>14699996
Allowing space settings opens the door to aliens and we've went through this before, aliens aren't monster girls.
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>>14699759

Neato.

But I thought her hair was longer?
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>>14700030
Except that we've never, ever agreed on that.
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>>14700017
It's more about loving biting for me, but wing hugs do sound nice
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>>14700030
This. I don't want faggots filling the thread with /v/tier waifus
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>>14699749
Nice. At any rate please keep it up, few writefags manage to achieve such a good level of worldbuilding or make such interesting characters, regardless of how you end up feeling about them as people.
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>>14700034
That's as short as that style in AA2 can go, if I recall.
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>>14700053
Yeah, god forbid Aisha Clan-Clan started to appear here.
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>>14700030
>aliens aren't monster girls.
I never agreed to that
http://exhentai.org/g/636143/b507469cf2/
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>>14700062
I said /v/tier. I don't want people posting nothing but draeneis and asaris.
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>>14700036
Tali posters regularly got told to fuck off as have other alien posters, Aisha seems to be the only exception but I'd be all her going away too if it meant consistency.

Then again, when have these threads ever been consistent?
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>>14700067
Because that's totally what would happen if you didn't bitch about it, right?
Aisha is an alien. Deal with it.
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>>14700071
Are you retarded?

Aisha is from anime, /a/, not /v/
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>>14700024
That doesn't mean we don't have fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFh1I2r-NQ
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>>14700063
I remember that one. Spooky.
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>>14700070
It's almost like there was more than one person here.
>>14700076
Then what's this>>14700030
about?
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>>14700078
ESKEL! CHOP-CHOP!
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>>14700083
I'm not him and I don't care, I just don't want more /v/fags here.
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>>14700070
>Aisha seems to be the only exception
wasn't the rule that western style art is not tolerated?
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>>14700087
>I don't care
But you replied to him to voice your support, didn't you? I assumed you were agreeing with him that allowing aliens would be the downfall of the threads?
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>>14700091
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Why are Nekomatas so under the radar?
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>>14700106
Catgirls are pretty standard monstergirls.
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>>14699684
>>14699681
>"What? Seriously? You've never had ice cream before? No way!"
>"N-No."
>"How?"
>"We didn't exactly have 'iced cream' in the sulfurous caves where I grew up." she turns up her nose
>Already standing in front of an ice cream shop (hence the conversation), you drag her inside
>"See all the different kinds? So many to choose from, pick whatever you want, I'm buying. Oh, limited edition Flowkelp flavor, nice!"
>She thoroughly reads each and every label, paws against the glass
>"This one." she points at vanilla
>"Starting with the classic, I take it?"
>"S-Something like that, mind your own business." she turns away embarrassed
>The kikimora behind the counter hands the cones to you; you pass the vanilla cone to her
>The second she gets her paws on the cone, it begins to melt at a noticeable rate
>With happiness and eagerness in her eyes, she goes in for a lick
>Gone, the ice cream is gone
>The ice cream melts, steaming, before her glowing, hot tongue can even touch it
>She tries again and again until there's nothing left bu a stick, slightly charred cone
>She turns to you and pouts, eyes smoking, annoyed, and upset
>"I don't know what to tell you? Sorry." you ruffle her ears playfully
>She turns to the kikimora
>"Mam, would you perhaps like one of cookies instead?"
>She pouts at her too, her eyes now flaming
>"HMMPPPHH! I DON'T NEED 'ICED CREAM!'" she leaves the store abruptly, standing out on the street
>You leave too, touching her shoulder "Are you okay? Come on, it's alright, it's just ice cream, right?"
>She looks at you with a huge frown and tears streaming down her face, completely out of character
>No choice but to go home and cuddle for the rest of the night
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>>14700106

Dunno
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>>14700106
aren't they suppose to be housecats that got turned into monmusus due to magic and their owner showing them affection?
thats like too weird man, I love my cats but I just dont see them that way.
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>>14700089
No, generally speaking it has always been no robots or aliens. I think watsherface gets a pass cuz she's just a cat girl who happens to be in space. I mean if it were something that fitted the cosmic aesthetic other than just a generic fantasy cat girl, I bed people would take more issue with her. Though I agree with that other anon, I'm not really interested in seeing a bunch of ayy lmaos in these threads, and if that means sacrificing some cat only one dude ever talks about anyway, so be it.
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>>14700118
This is why you use glacies ice cream.
Melts on your tongue, not from fire
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>>14700123
Best.
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>>14699912
You got beat to it
http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG
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>>14700106
I really like MGE Nekomatas, they're one of the few monsters to have patience and get to know a man before jumping on him.
>>14700125
Nope.
>Nekomata are often misconceived as being "a cat that lived a long time and obtained demonic energy, thus becoming a monster." In the eyes of the men who were assaulted by nekomata it looks like their pet cat suddenly changed into a nekomata one day, but the truth is that their cat was a nekomata from the beginning.

You're thinking of cait sith.
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>>14700143
Did you forget to take your name off?
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>>14700146
>cait sith.
oh yeah, the shitstorm over that was delicious
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>>14700126
>No
you mean /aco/ crap gets a pass here?
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>>14700143

best ghost waifu
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>>14700164
No, I mean that whilst western style wasn't really tolerated it wasn't the rule that ONLY western styled art weren't tolerated. I mean, take furry. It's not suddenly okay to post it just because a nip drew it.
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>>14700149
I like to keep it on for awhile after posting a chapter.

yes
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>>14700168
Haven't played that DLC yet. I want to eradicate all the bonus bosses on Nekomata and Rajya first.
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>>14700143
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>>14700190

You should. It's pretty great
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>>14700168
She becomes human again in the end though.
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>>14700194
Well, I know where that milk is going
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>>14700202

Only in the first ending
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>>14700203
I want to see pictures of big-tittied Werecat types chugging milk bottles.
Shit just works so well.
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>>14700207
Are there GHOST BLOWJOBS in other endings?
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>>14700146
I wonder how a Nekomata would react if her owner bullied her while she was still in cat form

Punishment rape I guess
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>>14700211

No

In the second ending it turns out that you and your group failed miserably in your attack of the lord. He excuted the two guys with Gonbe and left him to die in a cell. He became a vengeful ghost who kept reliving that same battle over and over again, unaware he was killing innocent travelers as a vengeful ghost. Gonbe and his wife go to heaven in the end though.
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We can do this the easy way or the really easy way anon.
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>>14700172
>>14700218
>Nekomata tries to bully her owner as revenge
>Ends up being grabbed my the tail and spanked for trying to reverse the natural order
Gentle dicking after of course.
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ghost tiddys
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>>14700275
Speaking of ghosts, where's that waifufag that'd post that "soft" one?
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>>14700278
I'm not the guy you're talking about but that is indeed softghost's rack
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>>14698595
Cute Ghost Girl tho.
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>>14699455
Flat is justice. Ass is hometown.
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>>14699717
I'd link you mine, but it's shit, and I'd rather not disappoint anon after he's enjoyed two apparently stellar short-stories.
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>>14700299
>Still squabbling when one is invariably shit without the other
>Not joining hourglass masterrace
This is no fence. It's a platform.
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>>14700299
And both make a delightful package to dick
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>>14699879
>>14699887
I want to go to planet Not!Egypt!
Which is what the planet in the background is supposed to be.
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Built in my nightmares and using my name
You're stroking my cortex and you know I'm insane
I'm squeezed out in hump drive and drowning in love
Encompass them all to a position above
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>>14700106
they're generic catgirls
there's a better catgirl in MGE
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>>14700331
>generic
you are saying that as if its a negative trait
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>>14700326
I read that as stroking her cervex...
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>>14700337
actually i'm saying that as if it's the reason she gets nothing, which is true.
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>>14700299
Flat a meh cowtits a best
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>>14700331
They're not really generic though, they're actually stalkers who watch you without you knowing what they are. Most catgirls aren't like that.
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>>14700339
Also acceptable

>>14700344
Both are fine but moderately large is best tit size
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Two heads are better than one.
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>>14700389
>moderately
Fuck it
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>>14700389
Smallish a best.
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>>14700344
Flat a best on cows, tho.
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>>14700414
HERESY
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>>14700389
What's your definition on moderately large
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>>14700420
All sizes of breasts are beautiful! And holsts are more versatile than you think! They are the BREAST CHAMPIONS!
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>>14700422
Most of the large-ish boobs KC draws would qualify. I like em big but not unrealistically so.
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>>14700404
We need to go bigger
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>>14700425
that's not how lactation works
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From flat as a Alp
To well endorsed like an Apophis
All size possess their own charms but first and foremost they must complement the overall figure of the girl
We can't judge a pair of tits on their own
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>>14700435
It is at the Monster Girl Farm
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>>14700459
I wanna use magic to switch the breasts of an Apophis and Alp!
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I want to live in a city with nothing but aquatic monstergirls!
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>>14700469
I think Sea Bishop is my favorite underrated girl
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>>14700479
I'd say Merrow over the Bishop but I agree nonetheless
They both need more art
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>>14700464
Monsters like you deserve to be thrown in the human girls pit and forgotten there
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>>14700486
sea bitches in general need more art
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>>14700490
Can't stop be from switching the breasts to watch their reaction

If they really want me to I'll swap their bodies
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>>14700479
They were fairly popular at one point when we were still back on /a/, they're lovely girls though.

In a sea full of rapists they're one of the few races that are gentle and kind.
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>>14700465
She looks pretty clean despite being freshly hatched.
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>>14700486
>>14700494
I just want to adventure with a Sea Bishop paladin who needs me to push her around in a wheelchair.

>Push me closer, Anon! I want to smite them with my mace!

And then when she needs more mobility I lift her and hold her by the waist and move her around as she directs, like one of those Japanese stage-hands in the all black jumpsuit manipulating a puppet or something
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>>14700465
Do people enjoy the idea that most MG species skip the baby phase and are born directly as very young childs?

Or perhaps they don't skip it entirely but go through it extremely fast, from a few weeks to a few months depending on the species

Babies are the worst
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>>14700518
>Sea Bishop sometimes boasts how fast she is in water, saying she can corner a bunch of thieves on a boat
>You counter with the fact that she makes turtles seem like track stars when she's on land
>She counteracts with it being your fault because you can't push her fast enough on a wheelchair
>You counter with the fact that she's heavier on land than in water
>"Did you just call me fat?"
>"....No?"
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>>14700536
I prefer they're born as mini monsters
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>>14700542
>Not "....yes?"

It's like you don't want to see her flop after you
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>>14700536
Baby phase is fine as long as they don't fucking cry 24/7
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>>14700542
It's not her fault. Swimming burns a ton of calories, being stuck on land greatly reduces how much exorcise she can get.
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>>14700542
Well I mean she does spend a lot of time snacking, and she is a bit... Soft.
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>>14700497
Maybe, but they're also pushy about their religion. They're Sea Mormons
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>>14700550
Why are sea bishops so bulliable?
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>>14700562
My Sea Bishop is a sea non-denominational protestant
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>>14700396
You can kiss one while the other gives you a blowjob.
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>>14700565
I don't know but I want to buy a loli one ice cream after playing keep away with her hat
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>>14700573
>megachurch fodder
BURN THE WITCH!
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>>14700536
>Or perhaps they don't skip it entirely but go through it extremely fast, from a few weeks to a few months depending on the species

Well, on average, we can say that MGs hit full sexuality (not just puberty, but full on ready for sex) around ten according to KC, while for humans it's probably 16-ish? So assuming all things equal, they'd probably have a baby phase that much shorter as well.
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>>14700562
>A Sea Bishop and a Dark Priest have a heated debate about religion
>They somehow conclude that they have to prove their superiority through sex
>A random passerby gets caught and alternatively raped by them until he decides which one is right
>He can't decide and ends up marrying both
>They have that kind of argument daily
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>>14700553
>as long as they don't fucking cry 24/7
that's all a baby does
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>>14700599
>>He can't decide
indecisive faggot
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>>14700607
Yeah but these are monstergirl babies so let's make them sleep instead
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>>14700607
Only at first. My niece is ~6 months and she's pretty chill most of the time.
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>>14700536
>Do people enjoy the idea that most MG species skip the baby phase and are born directly as very young childs?
I do, especially for egg-based daughterus like Harpies and Lamias and Dragons.
I should really be writing about just this like I set out to do months ago.
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>>14700556
>She seems to stare at you while you sweat perfusely
>"I mean... you do eat a lot."
>"Because I burn calories super fast when I swim."
>"Yeah but... You eat a lot on land and.."
>"...And?"
>"You're getting a bit..."
>"Fat?"
>"Soft. Very soft..."
>"I am not soft."
>"You're a sea marshmallow."
>"So you did call me fat!"
>"I didn't call you fat I- Look."
>You poke her in the belly and she seems to flinch and squeak at the feeling of your finger
>"See? My finger just gets sucked in like a vaccum. You're like a pillow!"
>"D-Don't do t-that so suddenly!"
>You look at her with confusion, her face flushed and red with embarrassment
>Needless to say, you mentally smirked
>You poked her again, and she squealed
>And again, and she's practically figidting
>You didn't even realise you were taking whole handfulls of her softness
>"S-Stop it..."
>Good Poseidon almighty, she's just so so-
>"I SAID CUT IT OUT!"

>You ended up waking up in a hospital bed
>According to the doctor, and an extremely embarrassed Sea Bishop, you took a fish tail straight to the face
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I want to purge the dolphin scum with my sea bishop nazifu
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>>14700621
This. Some babies and toddlers are fairly quiet unless they need some maintenance. Others will get into everything and be super-noisy. Not unlike pet dogs of the same species, they can behave pretty differently even if they look largely the same as one another.
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>>14700536
Well considering the lifespan of both my waiu and I and the relative rarity of an undead giving birth, I'd like to experience the first stages of my daughteru's life to the fullest.
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>>14700639
>Not having Orthodox Russian Sea Bishop bless your weapons before battle
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>>14700651
>Not having a norse Valkyrie do the same
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>>14700638
Well that was just mean of her. She should make up for it. I mean though, who wouldn't be able to forgive such a soft cutie? I'd probably take her to the Hospital Food Court anyway to get her some dessert.
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>>14700638
I'd be surprised if a soft Sea Bishop could swim properly.
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>>14700668
>being a filthy pagan heathen
You disgust me
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>>14700674
Don't you have some roman lion girls to get raped by, christfag?
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>>14700675
Eh, s'alright. The animal symbol of paganism in medieval Europe was the bear. I'd rather a lioness than a grizzly, myself.
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I want to perform sexual experiments on an anubis.
I'd make a lich's experiments and concoctions look like a kid's school science project.
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>>14700675
>Implying based lilim Constantina isn't going to wreck your shit.
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>>14700686
>He doesn't want to stride the ice fields with a giant nordic, pale skinned, white haired polar grizzly
No accounting for shit taste I suppose.

>>14700697
Lilim Nera did the empire greater service.
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>>14700674
Native Paladins when?
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>>14700715
MOSHI MOSHI, BAITO DESU!~
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>>14700715
Yes
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>>14700715
>Trying to cause a shitstorm by replying to a post over 6 hours long

Just don't.
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>>14700638
Why are soft chubby monster girls the best? I want to grope and rub their bellies
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>>14700735
Plump, sure. Chubby? Eh...
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>>14700735
Soft girls are the best for oiling.
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>>14700691
You can't outdo a Lich, she has all kinds of magics and potions along with dark rituals to experiment with

What do you have? I bet you're not even perverted enough to come up with 3 sexual experiments
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Does the Tekken series have any monstergirls beyond Unknown and Kazumi?
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>>14700735
Their bodies are just so naturally lewd yet cuddle-able.

What Monster Girls work best as chubby?
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>>14700759
Foxes and tanukis
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>>14700742
Not him but plump means straight fat. In fact it's primary use as an adjective nowadays is by BBW fetishits describing their morbid whales. Chubby is thinner by comparison.
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>>14700759
Sauce?
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>>14700767
What, seriously? I mean, I don't travel in those kind of fetish circles so I could be ignorant, but I've always known them to be the exact opposite. I've heard plenty of instances of "chubby" as an insult, but never once "plump"
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>>14700767
The meaning are entirely arbitrary and will change according to who you ask. People might even just use them as interchangeable descriptives.
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>>14700669
>After the doctor left you two alone, she seemed to instantaneously begin to apologize
>Which you, in tern, didn't pay attention to as you were thinking of ways to have her make up for it
>Considering your brain got a little riddled, the lewd thoughts seem to have a delayed delivery time, to the dismay of your nether regions
>At least now you have some sort of control
>"Food would be fine" you said in the middle of her 'I'll do anything!'
>She seemed to almost perk up, her eyes red with tears, at the concept of payment via food
>And apparently she had this all planned, since out of nowhere (You couldn't really look around since your neck was in a brace) she produced a box of some sort full of food
>Ironically, seafood
>"Hospital food's not that great anyhow. So I... Kinda made you some food..."
>You heard the electrocardiogram skip a heartbeat
>The smell of cooked salmon, sushi, crab, and lobster assaulted your senses
>Yes, this was heaven. You died, you said to yourself
>As all the food sat on the little table over your lap, she seemed to wait anxiously for you to try it
>And waited
>And waited
>"Aren't you going to... try some? I-I mean, it tastes good! At least, i think it tastes good. N-Not that I don't know what it tastes like since I made it of course! I just.. Kind of..."
>Idea
>"I can't exactly... move my neck so..."
>You let her process it, and the growing redness on her cheeks make you grin ear to ear within your mind
>"... Y-You want me to... F-F-F-Feed you?"
>"I mean, you DID break my neck." She flinched at the memory. "And you DID say anything..."
>She seemed to be in deep thought, her eyes darting from you then away, her cheeks as red as the lobster
>"...F-F-Fine."
>Mission success
>Her hands seemed to be shaking as she took a fork and plunged it into the neatly slices salmon. Hovering her hand under it so the sauce doesn't drip onto your hospital gown, she held it near your mouth
>She's even looking away to hide her blush
>"O-O-Open..."
>You opened and she pushed the food into your mouth, flinching as it closed onto the metal utensil. With a slow slide, the fork was out, and you were eating-
>-The greatest Salmon in the galaxy
>"This is the greatest Salmon in the galaxy."
>She seemed to flinch at your praise, looking at you in disbelief
>"...R-Really?"
>"Seriously, this is perfect. A little too much salt, but this is the greatest fish I've ever had!"
>By now her entire face was red, and she quickly looked away to hide it
>"I-It was my first time cooking so.."
>"You've got to cook me more of this."
>"H-Huh?" She quickly looked back at you
>The electrocardiograph skipped another beat
>"Y-Yeah.. If you you could, if I could.. If you became a chef I'd... hire you to be my personal chef.."
>Smooth. Anon, real smooth. That's a pickup line that would work in the 1950's but never in this timeli-WHAT IS THAT CUTE EXPRESSION?

>According to the doctors, you flat-lined
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>>14700774
Yes. Chubby can mean anything from a little soft to fucking huge. When it's used for fucking huge, it's to downplay how obese someone is. "Oh, they're not fat. They're just a little chubby."

Where plump is used for massive all the time.
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>wait for lantern to post an update
>miss it and the following discussion
Well, I thought it was an interesting chapter. I'm enjoying the story as a whole so far, but I'll admit it's definitely dark. It's hard to sympathize with the monsters when they're trying to kidnap and rape, yet Lantern has done a good job of giving them some character. That bit with the MG calling her mom was a bit sad. As much as I want to see them loved and happy, I agree with the MC that perhaps harsh measure need to be taken if they won't/can't obey the law.

I'm not sure how I feel about the MC. He strikes me as a person who is trying to do the right thing but is letting hate drive him to cruelty in his duty.

All in all, a very interesting story that I'm enjoying. I wish there was hope for a truly peaceful coexistence and happy ending, but I feel like that's not the story Lantern wants to tell. I'm fine with that though and look forward to more.
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>>14700786
>I wish there was hope for a truly peaceful coexistence and happy ending, but I feel like that's not the story Lantern wants to tell.

Sounds like you didn't read the first story that takes place in the future compared to this one. You wouldn't hope that at all.
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>>14700779
What a cutie.
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>>14700801
I worded that poorly. It would be more accurate to say that I wished I didn't already know the outcome.
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>>14700783
Eh, I'll have to call BS here. Google image search has them roughly the same for the first hundred or so pictures. Also tried searching "plump vs chubby" and it came up with a bunch of hits for yahoo questions, and most there agree plump is a lot lower on the fat scale than chubby.

What you're saying much only apply to a very narrow, small niche of the internet community and not common.
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>>14700811

What you're saying mst only apply to a very narrow, small niche of the internet community and not be commonplace.*
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>>14700811
I gotta call BS on you. The only major group of people that use plump that way are the british. And I'm talking real life, not the internet.
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>>14700774
>>14700783
>>14700811
This reminds me of a brief discussion I had regarding the proper nomenclature for curvy women.
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>>14700745
Record results when subject is left in a room filled so heavily with kesaran spores that they can't even move without resistance.

Lace a doppelgänger potion with dark slime, and put the consumer in a massive lava lamp to record the effects.

Use voodoo doll magic to keep an anubis constantly stimulated by keeping a vibrator inside the butt of her doll, and see if she can still function throughout the day.

What a lich achieves with magic, I shall achieve with science and money.
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>>14700320
Arrakis silly.
Hope you like sandworms.
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>>14700828
If it was the case in "real life" it would reflect it on the internet. The two aren't really disconnected in terms of culture. And right now, it's your word versus common hits on google and yahoo, so its hard to trust one unknown person versus the aggregated results of hundreds/thousands of people by multi-billion dollar companies.
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>>14700853
Just checked those yahoo questions you were yammering on about. They're about 50/50 either way, and they are consistent on that each side thinks plump is either the first notch on the fat scale or the last one before big and fat. So yeah, same situation as here really.
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You wouldn't fuck a hat...right?
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>>14700896
No, and that hat better not fuck me either.
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>>14700896
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>>14700910
But how else will they know what house to put you in?

>House Dominator
>House Servitor
>House Fencewallin
>House Alp

You get sent to House Alp if you like when it sticks a hat tentacle in your ass.
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>>14700937
You wouldn't waste image count on reaction images, would you?
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Which mg is best for ass worship?
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Quick, you have her to yourself. How do you bully the Kiki?
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>>14700974

I don't. I'm too nice to bully
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>>14700971
Probably Shirihebi (lit. "butt snake"). She's even a shrine maiden, so is adept in literally worshipping.
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>>14700971
Kobutt
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>>14700974
Date a human girl.
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>>14700971

Scylla
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>>14700974
Tell her I'm busy and to leave me alone when she thoughtfully brings me some tea and snacks.
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>>14700974
>Implying
I wouldn't. I would tenderly love and cuddle with her.
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>>14700982
Quicksilver plz
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>>14700978
>>14700993
>>14700998

>Not wanting to neg her into become totally dependent on you to the point of borderline yandere, and have her literally caring about no one else but you.
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>>14700974
Feed her a mino/hathor milk mixture along with a ton of CC cake After which she will get a massage
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>>14700974
I don't bully monstergirls
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>>14700974
Ignore her.
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>>14700974
Flip her skirt, and grab her hips when he wanders too close as I play vidya games. Pull her into my lap, and nibble on her ears as I play. Get hard as she squirms in my lap, and feel my cock press against the lips of her puffy vulva. Lean back and let her undo my pants and fish my dick out, an slip it through her panties, the soft fabric on the underside of my dick, and her warm soft lips parting around, and pressing against the top. Make little thrusts as I continue to tease her ears and play my game, while she grinds and gyrates her hips in my lap, her tail whapping against my chest as it wags lazily from side to side.
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>>14701030
I know I didn't draw them prominent, those little black strings on her hips are supposed to be side-tie panties for easy panties removal, to help facilitate more efficient humiliation and molestation.
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>>14700833
That's pretty good, enjoy your Anubis

>>14700971
Dark Priest, adopting the Fallen God's teaching would take the ass worshipping to the next level
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>>14701036
I didn't know that. I am glad that I now do.
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>>14701036
You're pretty on-and-off with this place aren't you, Danna.
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>>14701047
Yeah, but good news is that I finally got around to ordering a brand new drawing tablet, so hopefully can start doodling this week. I say hopefully because I live in a dormitory, and there's like a 1 in 4 chance of packages going to the wrong room or PO box.
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>>14701030
>>14701006
What an interresting way of bullying. It should be explored more.

>>14701036
I never noticed that till now.

Where are the Kiki's Danna. The most bulliable Kiki deserves more art.
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>>14700974
Pull her into a closet and headpat her as slowly as I can.
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>>14701064
>Kiki in a closet
I feel like this would really turn a Kiki on, or scar her for life. Being treated like one of the cleaning supplies seems like it could really get her going, but also be a little offensive to the haughtier ones.
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>>14700974
Get her pregnant! Can't do her job correctly if I force her to take it easy and do her job for her!
That's real bullying!
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>>14700988
A man of impeccable taste.
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>>14701081
You monster! She'd be squirming as you clean the tables only for you to tell her to not exert herself for the wake of her baby!
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>>14701104

You can't talk about Monster girl ass without mentioning Scylla.
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Im going to have fun with a raiju
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>>14701135
>The school guard
That guy was the most worrying person i had seen in sometime

speaking of that anime, what MG do you think would be unlucky enough that she corrupts good luck charms?
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>>14700536
Yes.
I like to play up the animal-behaviour side of MGs, and child-rearing is the perfect case study.

> Spider waifu and newborn daughteru
> After your first day back at work after paternity leave, all you've thought about on the way home is holding your daughter again
> Opening the door to your house, you're barely over the threshold before your wife leaps up from her silk-spinning and embraces you in a multi-legged hug
> "Oh honey, it seems like you've been gone forever! Mmmm... I was sooooo lonely without you..." she's already trying to undress you
> "Let me just say hi to our daughter, 'mommy'", you say with a grin, "Then I'll be happy to take these off myself."
> She cocks her head sideways, red eyes blinking, like you've said something ridiculous
> "Why would you do that?" she asks. "She's long gone. I dropped her off in the forest right after you went to work."
> You stare at her. It doesn't look like she's joking. You wondered why she never bothered you to build a crib or anything.
> "Hey, what's with that face?" she asks, as the colour drains out of yours. "Oh, don't pout, my mother did the same to me, and I turned out fine, didn't I?"
> You think you're going into shock as her pedipalps tug at your belt.
> "Horaaaa, come on, if you like daughters that much we can make another one, real easy. Wanna start now?~"
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>>14701177
Well, at least she didn't eat her daughter, I suppose.
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>>14701135
>Trying to charge my phone using a nearby Raiju
>Her dumb love juices fell on it and it won't turn on anymore

Never again
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>>14701206
That's what you get for trying to charge something with a Raiju anon, they absorb electricity.
You want a Thunderbird for power, and even then you don't want to charge from the source because it'll overload your phone.
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>>14701177
Doesn't really make sense in that case because they still have to learn things like language. Ferals I could understand doing things like that though.
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>>14701177
>Sigh
>Walk outside
>Hear the whine of the wife behind you "Where are you gooiinng~?"
>Look up
>Thought so
>Glad you read up on the birthing habits of your waifu's particular breed
>Tiny daughteru is on the roof with a parachute made of gossamer
>Catch her leg as she jumps, she just squeaks, surprised, not yet old enough for speech
>Let her clime around you to sit on your shoulders like a back pack
>Walk back inside
>"Ah. she's back?"
>"We're raising her my way."
>"Alright dear, but I still want another one."
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>>14701214
The thought of a thunderbird and a raiju fighting each other as monstergirls with different electrical affinities makes me want to write a monstergirl battle story.
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>>14701177
>>14701225
This is kinda cute in a way.
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>>14701225
But the arachne said she dropped the daughter off in the forest. This makes no sense.
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>>14701251
Dude obviously just wanted a quirky happy end. Don't think too much on it, because the whole thing is constructed of wet newspaper. It won't hold up to anything.
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>>14701251
She's an indoor spider. She thinks everything outside is the forest.
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>>14701058
Hey,
Gotta massage a kikis growing muscles along with groping her rear
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Whats a line you don't want to hear in monster infested territory?
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>>14701277
I'll start with
"Hey look, wild mushrooms!"
Because the things it could be starts at not good and ends with matango or undeath.
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>>14701285
This guy again...
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>>14701285
Sounds more like your issue.
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>>14701277
I can think of a few.
>"Look what we have here!"
>"What are you doing in my territory?"
>"Girls, I found one!"
>"Ara Ara~"
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>>14700971
Kakuen
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>>14701285
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>>14701277
I like to think of it as a explorer group situation

"Dammit steve! you've doomed us all!"
"I think i can get to that tree without waking up that Hive"
"its just one of those jungle plants, how harmful can it be?"
"no you cant `pet the jinko` Jerry!"
"I think the dragon just woke up"
"sir I think thats a lilim"
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>>14701303
Is it wrong to want to be pinned down and fucked wildly by a Kakuen?
I just want to see her smug grin turn into an ahegao as she rides me hard.

>>14701315
Do you think exploration groups in the monstergirl world have one or two deviants on the party who are meant to get raped and let the others escape?
Because imagine that one guy in the party who keeps trying to hurl himself at monstergirls while screaming "WITNESS ME!".
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Fucking an elf that you hate and who hates you back, before realizing you both actually really love each other!
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>>14701303
God damn Kakuens are perfect.
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>>14701315
>>14701300
It would be a intresting challenge to use all of those quotes in the same green text
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>>14701338
>elf
nope
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>>14701338
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>>14701346
Explain further.
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>>14701361
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>>14701364
You lost me.
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>>14701364
I see.
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>>14701364
>>14701346
Long, pleated skirts have the highest lewd to modesty ratio of any single piece of clothing.
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>>14701366
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>>14701379
...can I go home now?
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>>14701335
I want to fuck a Kakuen from behind until she can't stand while she's being restrained by her Cheshire, Hellhound, and Manticore friends
Followed by a cuddle pile
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>>14701338
Elves are only for the refined tastes and the most classy of bullyings.

I want to confuse a tribal Elf with my highly educated bullying!
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>>14701385
Sure go ahead
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>>14701393
>Elf bullying
Refined taste indeed, you sound like a true patrician, my friend.
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>>14699179
>monstergirls are unsustainable due to their lack of male children.
literally the whole point of the setting is that if the Demon Lord and her servants bone enough she gets power to undo that, thus making a monster girl society perfectly sustainable.
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>>14701399
You do know he's talking about Lantern's setting and not MGE right?
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I'm gonna go get caught by a wurm
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>>14701421

Have fun
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>>14701386
Well if the Kakuen's getting fucked I see no reason her friends shouldn't get fucked too.
Especially if they use a potion that makes it so you can't orgasm until they put the counterpotion on your dick.
Then they can finish you off with a four way titfuck.
Then comes the cuddles.
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>>14701421
I'm going to help a Selkie get fit!
Fitter that fit!
She gon be huge!
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>>14699455
>lich
>implying they dont have the spell to expand both down to a rote by now
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>>14701441
Hopefully she can give herself a holsts milk abilities.
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>>14701441
I want to have that spell go horribly wrong so that they are far too big and the books out of reach
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>>14701441
>A Lich will never use her magic to adjust her body to what makes you the hardest while experimenting on you.
>She'll never start mixing it up to keep things from getting monotonous
Profound sadness.
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>>14701421
I'm gonna get caught by a hellhound
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>>14701441
Imagine a lich who gained absolute mastery in that field of spells.
Eventually she'd be at such a level where she could just emit an expansion aura. Then any girl who gets within metres of her would find their tits and ass becoming fuller and rounder, as some magical heat makes them ridiculously sensitive.
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>>14701448
>Milky lich
Need
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>>14701448
>>14701467
What would it even taste like anyway? Almonds?
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>>14701473
Chocolate Silk
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>>14701483
Why that?
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>>14701464
I want to walk through a mall filled with MGs with her.
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>>14701473
A not so syrupy, not so sweet, chilled liquid ice cream, perhaps?
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I want to take my alp to a paladin family reunion.
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>>14701491
Because it's delicious.
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>>14701494
Anon, you're asking to get gangbanged by a bunch of hourglass figured monstergirls while she takes notes and masturbates.
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Zombie tomboys are for cuddling together on the couch watching zombie movies after a day at the range.
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>>14701483
>>14701501
Sounds tasty.
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>>14701516
She has shit taste then.
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>>14701528
I want to somehow have a zombie girlfriend despite the fact that zombie movies, movie gore, and horror movies in general scare me!
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>>14701528
>Zombina has a great personality and a 10/10 looking body
>Has so many cons it's just not worth it.
Fuck you Crabman, fucking Jap faggot.
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>>14701557
why would a clam have an oil lantern inside it
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>>14701559
So you can see inside, obviously.
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>>14701559
It's symbolic, the oil was inside you all along.
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>>14701566
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>>14701559
Because it's Laternon, the Holy Savior of MG-land.
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>>14701516
Why would the lich join in? After all, if she's at the epicenter of it, all those girls are going to be feeling the effects of her magical aura with even more intensity.
It'll be an absolutele, milky marshmallow heaven.
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>>14701569
>time to waste image count on reactionface.jpg
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>>14701573
*why wouldn't
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>>14701576
Calm down sperg, it's just a joke.
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>>14701573
Because she needs to take her notes.
Of course eventually she's going to give in to her instincts and mount you.
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>>14701558
Fucking this

>Love guns
>Love tough, tomboyish girls
But
>Whoever put her together didn't do a good job because she keeps falling apart
>Probably smells of formaldehyde and death
>Run the risk of turning yourself into a zombie

I like to think you could probably at most avoid having her fall apart by getting somebody to stitch her up properly with quality materials, but it still doesn't solve the other problems. Stitches themselves are gross to look at alone.
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>>14701607
The whole thing about her having to stretch before sleeping or else she gets stuck is pretty cute too and I think I could deal with the falling apart thing, but fuck it's just not worth dealing with everything else.
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>>14701576
>Ainsley
>a wasted image
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>>14701615
>Zombina forgets to stretch before sleeping
>Wakes up with rigor mortis
>You take the opportunity to tease her while she's helpless
>She starts forgoing her pre sleep stretches just because she likes you to tease her
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>>14701619
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>>14701621
Adorable.
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>>14701607
You think she'd enjoy Horror games? I feel like early Resident Evil would be her kind of thing.
Translation when? I've needed it ever since I heard it was a MON arc.

>>14701621
She's so cute.

>>14701630
That Kiki is lewd. You know what happens to Lewd Kikis right?
They get fired so they can become their master's wife.
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>>14701638
>You think she'd enjoy Horror games?
I feel like she'd treat them as a comedy.
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Any day now KC will put up a new monstergirl and it'll be wonderful
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>>14701661
No it won't, it will be garbage.
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>>14701638
>You will never play Resident Evil 1 with Zombina
>You will never hear her giggle at the corny voice acting
>She will never bug you by quoting "Jill Sandwich" constantly after she beats it
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>>14701666
Well, kelp was pretty cute Satan. But you're right, who could love garbage?
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>>14701675
>Zombina dressed up as 2002 Jill
I need it.
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So what exactly are her feet like? Those are furry legs yet human shoes.
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>>14701649
>>14701675
Would she tease me for actually getting scared at them because I'm bad with horror?
I can't handle jumpscare heavy games like Dead Space 2 man. I'm no good with sudden scares.
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>>14701694
Why don't you take a vacation to wonderland and find out yourself? I want to visit the cat kingdom and punt a Cait Sith to see what happens.
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>>14701697
You bet she would.
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>>14701699
P'unt a Cait Sith? You want to stick your penis into a cait sith's cunt, AKA p'unt it? Seriously?
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>>14701694
The shoes are magical, or something. You can fit massive paws in them.
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>>14701707
No, that sounds gross and unpleasant.
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>>14701707
To punt something means to kick it.
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>>14701715
Fuck off, Shiro.
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>>14701697
>She finds out you don't handle being scared
>She starts sneaking up behind you and grabbing you to scare you

Yeah I could see it.

I'm not very good with Horror games either. I think the worst ones for me are the ones where you're actively being pursued by something, even with stupid shit like Slender. Games like Amnesia and Alien Isolation and such, I basically look at them like stealth games, just without guns.
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>>14701702
>>14701720
Would she start making me play more horror games so she could see my reactions?
How open would she be to fearplay in the bedroom?
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>>14701716
Man, something horrible must have crawled up your pants today. Like a Cait Sith.
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>>14701716
Who?
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>>14701745
An autist who often has issues grasping satire, irony, or any sort complexity in conversation.
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>>14701694
Fur ends right at the shoeline and they turn into silky smooth human's, don't listen to plebeians.
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>>14701763
I got the joke they were making. It was just stupid.
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>>14701782
The need to explain what punt meant and the accompanying picture make it seem as if you're autistic.
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>>14701795
I just thought it was bad enough to not even consider as a joke. What's wrong with using an appropriate picture, anyway?
You seem to be getting too invested in all of this.
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Can love bloom even on the battlefield?
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>>14701808
nope
war is hell
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>>14701782
Is it about the "dinner, bath, or me" thing?
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>>14700218
Well they disguise themselves as cats in order to determine the man's character and if she wants him as a husband. If he mistreated her she may end up just leaving for another prospective mate.
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>>14701808
God no, what fucking idiot said that?
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>>14701720
I'm going to react badly when my monster waifu scares me and punch her in the nose, to no avail! Maybe once I show genuine anger that she keeps doing this she'll get the massage and stop.
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>>14701694
It's Wonderland magic.
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>>14701808
Hey, who's snake trail is this?
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>>14701812
What if he fucked her while she was a cat and didn't want anything to do with her once she turned into a catgirl?
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>>14701776
This is the best answer.
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Where the white boys at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc
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>>14700542
>Goes to train with some sorcerers. Comes back able to levitate at will using her mamono mana. She can't fly freely through the sky but she is much more mobile than before. Course using magic like that burns energy so she is hungrier too. Says next she will work on mastering polymorphing to get legs.
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>>14701837
Stalking jinkos.
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>>14701842
Which are being stalked by Jinkos
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>>14701837
Manticore a shit. I want Ninja pussy.
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>>14701816
>>14701809
Really? because i think that any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other.

But...


If you love someone, you have to be able to protect them..
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>>14701843
The circle of life.
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I want to be the personal relief toy of the Dragon commander of the Scaley Army!
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>>14701837
>still isn't brown
Your joke fell flat on its face.
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>>14701851
I want to cast meteor and wipe that entire army out in an instant!
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>>14701837
Every single holiday tailpussy in a box.
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>>14701837
I want delicious brown Monster Girls to prey on me!

Why are delicious brown girls the best? Whats your favorite Monster Girl that comes in brown?
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>>14701861
Fucking wizards, ruining everyone's fun.
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>>14701837
Trying to find a cowgirl to impregnate.
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>>14701861
That would never work in 65million years, such a way of thinking is prehistoric. That sort of attack wouldn't even make all of them go extinct, you old fossil.
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>>14701873
http://www.badum-tish.com/
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>>14701868
>I want delicious brown Monster Girls to prey on me!
So would you want an Anubis ordering her Mummy servants to hold you down while she rode you, looking down at you lewdly the whole time?
And would you enjoy her rewarding her servants by letting them take a turn riding you?
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>>14701871
>You'll never fuck a Delicious Brown Holstaurus and watch her tits bounce with every thrust.
Damn it, why was I born in this reality?
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>>14701879
To make others, like me, sad.
You're good at it.
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>>14701825
Fucking a monster means your mind is (to a limited extent) getting fucked as well. Even if you dislike or fear aspects of her body you will soon find them erotic and/or beautiful. She will imprint you with the pleasures her body brings, just as you do the same to her with your body.
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>>14701868
>You will never go on an archery range/picnic date with your brown elf GF (Soon to be wife).
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>>14701886
But isn't that a robot spider?
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>>14700801
Actually I set this one immediately after the last one. The Ushi-Oni that Victor is peeved about in the current story's prologue is the same one that Val watches on the news in his epilogue.
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>>14701893
I just picked a random pic from my brown elf folder, here, better?
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>>14701897
Pretty sure that's the same girl.
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>>14701897
I suppose so.
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>You will never stumble upon a colony of Walrus Girls. Lying about and tanning themselves.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a0Wkq9wZE

Truly, exploring the Monster Girl Wilderness is it's own reward.
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>>14701902
Here, these are the last brown elves you'll be getting. I'm on my laptop and my mobile brown elf folder doesn't come close to comparing with my desktop brown elf folder. (You need to maintain two brown elf folders because you never know when the necessity may arise.)
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>>14701905
Can I take one home?
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>>14701914
You can try, they're quite heavy.
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>>14701909
I want to fuck that one with the eyepatch and tease her ears.
I want to fuck all of them and tease their ears, but I figured I shouldn't get greedy.
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>>14701918
What if I tell her I have snacks, beverages, and a nice couch?
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>>14701922
She would ask if you could bring them to her.

Otherwise she'd ask for you to help her get up, then you can try and fit her into your car.

Of course upon announcing that you have snacks, beverages and a nice couch, the rest of the colony will want to come as well, so maybe bring a large truck and be prepared to make several trips.
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>>14701909
I want to fuck that one of the left.
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>>14701919
Good taste, girls with missing eyes are often top-tier.
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>>14701925
I can only take one, the rest will have to stay and just hope cute human boys will drop by one day. I'll just lure the Walrus Girl I want to my car using an old trick.

Tying a twinkie to the end of a fish pole and luring her to the car with it.
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>>14701909
There you go. Those are some genuine, 100% Brown Elves.

I like the little one.
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>>14701905
Do they like to get cuddles and would one like go out on a date with me?
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>>14701930
Low test.
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>>14701905
Do they like cuddles and want to go out with me?
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>>14701837
Trying to get the local Pharaoh to fall for me.
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Best skier among monster girls?
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>>14701951
Not yeti, they can't be trusted on skii hills. Probably Glacies or Yuki-onna, though watching a wendigo awawawawawawa her way down a bunny hill would be amusing too.
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>>14701951
>>14701954
That's racist! You're just saying that because the serial huger just happened so use those 18 times.
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>>14701940
Who's being tested here?
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>>14701954
What if Wendigo were actually god-tier skiers? Just imagine watching a Wendigo dropping a massive cliff and sticking the landing with easy, but also awawaw'ing the entire time.
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>>14701970
Okay, I'd love to watch that even more.
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>>14701954
Wendigos can probably shred slopes as well as they can plow snow.
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>>14701977
i came here to plow something else mother fucker
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>>14701981
Behold the fruit of your labor.
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>>14701975
>people wondering why a tiny tent with skis attached to it is performing perfect landings
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>>14701988
Adorable.
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>>14701981
I miss those dilbert vids.
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>>14701997
Good. Maybe you can answer the proper question. If correct, she rapes you. If incorrect, she rapes you harder.
Which came first? Ranch, or cool ranch?
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>>14702023
Get that slut out of here.
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>>14702023
>"R-Ranch?"
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>>14702027
You talkin shit about mah hentaifu?
>>14702028
Hard rape time. You stupid fucking bitch. You are the dumbest - motherfucking
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How would your paladin parents react if you brought home a monster?
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>>14702027
Nigga she starts lactating when near churches, isn't that shit awesome?
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>>14702023
Ranch.
I know I'm wrong. Fucking bring it.

>>14702038
They'd like her a lot because they're not Paladins of the Chief God.
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>>14702035
You're damn right I am.

>>14702041
She's still a shit.
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>>14702038
Depends, what order are they from?
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>>14702041
Why hasn't the game been translated yet?
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>>14702041
And she'll help you fight evil monsters.
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>>14702045
Sir, I disagree with your opinion, and will have a bout of fisticuffs with you over your hateful message.
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>>14702051
Really the only problem with her is she killed a number of men before falling in love with one,
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>>14702051
No thanks fag, you have shit taste in monster girls and I'm not going to stop judging you.
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>>14702053
Things happen. As long as she doesn't kill again, everything is fine. That and paizuri for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. How can anyone argue to that?
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>>14702051
>tfw no Succubus to prey on you.
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>>14702051
It's not worth it, man. Just cool down and i=enjoy more titty monster.
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>>14702065
Feels bad man.
>>14702066
I would worship that titty goddess.
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>>14702065
>No Succubus to prey on.
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>>14702060
Are you man enough to agree to feed the insatiable succubus whenever she demands it so she doesn't kill again?
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>>14702060
>You'll never wake up every morning to paizuri from a 10/10 succubus.
>You'll never spend a lazy sunday just fucking her from sunrise to sunset.
God damn it.

>>14702065
I just want to violate that chest until I'm dry.
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>>14702065
Aggressive Succubi are top-tier.
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MGC Beach is still the best in the world right?

I mean the rest of MGC is Detroit but man that beach...
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>>14702093
There's a lot of Monster Girl beach bullies.

But I'm into that.
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>>14702065

>tfw no succubi who learns and exploits your fetishes to get a rise out of you and enjoy watching your face as you lose yourself in pleasure
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>>14702076
Might want to spoiler that next time, even if it is pixilated.
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>>14702093
Sorry, what did you say?
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>>14698677
>wanting broke bitches who can't handle money
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>>14701277
"Found the alp! Get her! One of us, one of us!"
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>>14702089
>Succubus adopted by raised amongst Jinkos/Werewolves
>Attains features pertinent to the latter (ears, fluffy/striped spade tail) due to exposure to their Mamono Mojo
>Personality gains the huntress attributes present in both races as well an estrus cycle to match
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>>14702100
>Succubus roommate learns about my Paizuri, Reverse Rape, and Reverse Gangbang fetishes.
>Invites her sisters over to wake me up with a surprise.
I don't know if I'd be able to handle that.
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>>14701277
":3"
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How is /hbg/ tonight?
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>>14702076
Yes. A thousand times yes.
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>>14702117
>Aggressive /fit/ Succubus with a hunting instinct
>Probably still has great tits and a big toned ass
I'd just let her catch me.
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>>14702121
I FUCKING HATE THAT GOD DAMN LEMUR
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>>14702123
>somewhere on /hbg/ an old, mature Kiki is lamenting the fact that she has no cute bishie to give nursing handjobs too
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>>14702123

>tfw no qt husband
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>>14702132
>";3"

and you can forget about getting your shirt back.
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>>14702123
>>14702133
>/hbg/
That shit's dumb, stop trying to push it.
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>>14702133
I bet there's an Oomukade talking about how cute her neighbor is when he sleeps.
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>>14702076
>again
Nope. Not into killers. Would I feed a succubus whenever she wants so she'd never go hungry or unloved again? Absolutely.
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>>14702121
Today's the day I catch that Lemur and spank her bottom raw!
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>>14702136
Not if I spank it's fat Lemur ass red and take it back.
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>>14702118
>reverse rape, paizuri, and reverse gangbang fetish
Add in tender loving femdom and you have the same tastes as I do. Strange.
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>>14702130
So would I.
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>>14702135
leeching off a cruise ship's unsecured wifi again, I take it?
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>>14702170
I bet she spends all day imagining the cuties on board
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>>14702170

Yup. She makes some money selling some of her kelp but she's still poor.
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>>14702176

>On a cruise ship, just walking around the ship, enjoying the sight of the ocean as you and the other passengers travel at a comfortable pace.
>You look down the ship and see a Flow kelp clinging to the side of the ship.
>She notices you looking at her and the two of you have a "deer in the headlights" moment
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>>14702156
The gentle femdom comes after the initial rough rape.
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>>14702121
Having a Lemur Girl as a homestay would never be boring, that's for sure.

If only she spoke English, maybe then you could tell her to stop jumping on the bed and yelling like a howler monkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPoVfN-Ij4

No, all she does is make that ':3' face.
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>>14702182
The question is, what happens next...
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>New ongoing porn comic by Fred Perry.
>It's another Autobot one with Acre.
>It's colored.
FUCK
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>>14702185
>Howler Monkey girls
I would hatefuck every single one that I see.
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>>14702190
Wrong thread friendo?
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>>14702184
Oh. My brother, you have refined taste.
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>>14702170
>>14702176
>Lone flowkelp drifting alongside a cruise ship
>She looks up at it longingly, its bevy of lights contrasted against the night's sky
>She hums along with the music trailing from the ship's speakers
>The mumble of the passenger's is barely audible and she strains to hear anything to say, filing in the gaps and imagining their conversation
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>>14702194
No.
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>>14702187

She might get excited and climb up the boat to get toward you.
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>>14702196
What's your opinions on dirty talk, thigh fucking, and post-sex cuddling?
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>>14701315
You've got me thinking too hard on this
whatever, its 6AM and I need to exercise my brain, so lets expand these a little

>"Dammit Steve! you've doomed us all!"
What if that was steves intention, to get his monster wife and set the others up as well cuz he's such a nice guy? that or he's already got a wife and her jealous sisters are demanding husbands.

>"I think I can get to that tree without waking up that hive"
If would try to find a way round first. I would want my group's end to be "raped by cranky honey bees."
then again, Steve...

>"Its just one of those jungle plants, how harmful can it be?"
Depends on the plant, if its larger then the average man I'm telling my team mates to stay the fuck away and dragging away anyone caught up in the aroma.

>"No you cant `pet the Jinko` Jerry!"
I would not shout that, it could gain the Jinko's attention and complicate things. I wouldn't trust Jerry to keep is hands to himself anyway if he had to ask that.

>"I think the dragon just woke up"
the real question is what dragon is it? you also gotta try and be discreet so a dragon that's just awoken doesn't notice a bunch of humans, also screaming would be bad.

>"Sir I think that's a lilim"
You best hope said lilim is asleep. or in the case that she there to claim one f your team, make sure to hide the female members and make sure the target isn't you.
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>>14702203
Well clearly the gentleman thing to do would be to help her aboard right?
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>>14702227
post sex cuddling is the best thing ever, after the steamy, tender sex. Dirty talking is nice, but I prefer gentle teasing. Thigh fucking is great, but I prefer that most of my seed ends up inside them in some way or another.
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>>14702232
Isn't gentle teasing part of dirty talking though? Because having a succubus whisper lewd things into my ear would be great.
Having two of them whisper different lewd encouraging things into my ears while the third one softly rides me would be godlike.
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>>14702238
I would prefer a fivesome. Three girls getting mildly irritated that they aren't riding you, while the fourth one whispers gentle things into your ears. Then when they change positions, you get gentle punishment for making them wait. Ear nibbling, slow riding, orgasm denial, prostate stimulation. The works.
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>>14702231

Sure.

Now it seems your cruise won't be so lonely now that you have a flow kelp clinging to you and nuzzling her head against her chest, smiling happily.
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>>14702105
Scopin' that cat ass.
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>>14702232
>>14702238
If there's two, you could thigh fuck one and cum inside the mouth of the other as she neals in front of her sister.
>>14702243
That's still a nice thought but I'd like to remind you, because they'll probably remember, you have 1 mouth, 1 dick, and 2 hands. You're getting gangrapped by professionals after all.
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>>14702243
I could do without the prostate stimulation, but the rest of that is godlike.
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>>14702247
I'm not denying that. I do have a mouth after all. One of them could even ride my face, while staring into my eyes and stroking my hair.
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>>14702244
>Giant Ara Ara flow kelp
>Wraps you up from head to toe, taller than you, so she is hugging your head into her expansive bosom
>Her soft belly sticking to your chest, cool and soothing
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>>14702255
I've never been so attracted to kelp.
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>>14702250
What about the other two?
Would they be pleasuring themselves with your hands?
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>>14702264
Of course. There couldn't be any other way. Unless one of them or both were cradling my arm between their breasts, forcing me to fondle them.
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>>14702255

>You notice a Flow kelp on the boat
>She starts climb up when she notices you.
>You decide to help her but you notice that she's much bigger than you
>Almost twice your size.
>"Thank you for helping me young man. I must reward you..."
>She coils you up in her kelp completely as though you were a mummy
>She reels you toward you and wraps her arms and legs around you in an embrace
>"My my~ Are you enjoying it? Mmm~ Your skin feels so nice to the touch."
>"I've been alone for so long..I don't want to let you go. I'll give you alot of love every day and we can enjoy embracing each other like this for as long as we want. That sounds nice doesn't?"
>She unwraps the kelp around your head, pulls up a chair and sits close the edge of the railing
>She giggles and runs a hand through your hair occasionally as you two enjoy the view of the ocean as the cruise ship continues on it's way.

I bet you could lay on her and float on a lake or the ocean as if she was a raft or something
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Eldritch older sister p2 in the usual place.
If that's what you're into.
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>>14702313
Yes. YES.
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The modest, non-flashy brown elf girl you're always paired with in school turns to you and asks if you notice anything different about her.

How do you respond? Take into consideration not only her feelings, but your own.
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>>14702334
Her eyes look even more beautiful than usual.
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>>14702334
>You look like you normally do
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>>14702334
N-No, not really.

Did she cut her hair?
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>>14702334
I'd tell her that she looks exactly the same as always and that is what I like about her.
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>>14702334
>"I dunno. I always get distracted by your eyes when I look at you."
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>>14701074
No, she's not allowed!
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>>14702334
"You've aged."
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>>14702334
Pinch the nose
Pull both ears at once
Rustle her hair
flick her between the eyes
then write "Bloethe alk dwode Humaval swutja" on her forehead ("Humans are the best!)
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>>14702334
Is it new perfume?
cus its doing things to me
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>>14701277
I decided on several lines to give the last one more impact.
>I've got a bad feeling about this, sarge
>You ladies always have a bad feeling about something
>C is for Cookie!
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>>14702334
Stare into her eyes, unblinking till she blushes then smile and keep doing it until she looks away!
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>>14702334
Simple. I give her a peck on the lips.
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>>14702334
> " What? Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Anon. "
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>>14702334
I ask her if she's finally hit Elf-puberty and is now in her first rut.
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>>14702334
>How do you respond?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
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>>14702390
>C is for Cookie!
i can only think a dude in the back gets blind-sided by a wurm or ushi while singing "thats good enough for me!"
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Your waifu thinks they just don't make RPGs like they used to, and that she misses the old days of Obsidian, Black Isle and Bioware. She thinks the kids shouldn't be allowed anywhere near modern games.
How do you respond to her nostalgia trip?
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>>14702422
Remind her this isn't /v/, so there's no need to sperg about taste in video games on /jp/
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>>14702427
Her chuuni appearance should have led to you suggesting you roleplay in the bedroom instead. Take a hint, Shirou.
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>>14702422
Remind her that our kids are allowed their own opinions.
Yes, even if you think they're shit opinions.
Now let's go cuddle up and play KOTOR.
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>>14702422
Well, I run DnD for her and some of her friends, who may or may not be offering sex for re-rolls so she doesn't really need vidya, although we would have kotor 1 and 2 on the pc.

The problem is she and the others all roll ninjas.
Guess that's what happens when kunoichi play Dnd.
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>>14702334
I literally don't understand how I (a living breathing human) can find a digital drawing of a fictional creature so attractive and compelling. The brain is a strange thing.

It's those beautiful lips and eyes, man
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>>14702435
That Kunoichi hasn't understood the concept or RP.
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>>14701277
when combind with first and last the last one of>>14702230
>Well done Steve, I was right to ask you for this.

>>14701335
if there are soldier beetles in the forest, I shall be that guy
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>>14702437
I am slightly suspicious that they are using the campaign as some sort of tactic session because the plans are FAR too real to be on the fly.

They also tried to kidnap a noble they demanded looked slightly like me.

I don't know if I should be flattered or frightened that they are planning something like that.
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>>14702447
Find the flaws in their plans and remember them well.
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Bug girls or reptile girls?
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>>14702458
both
bit if I had t choose reptile. in MGE's case the only bug that truly appeals to be is soldier beetle
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>>14702458
Reptiles. As in, Dragons.
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>>14702453
I'm trying but usually one distracts me while they plan, usually the gropey blonde one.

Whatever, they all have a good time and that's really all I can ask for, although it was a bit weird when they asked if they could stay the night next session.

weathers going to be bad so they probably don't want to drive home.
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>>14702458
Both.
At the same time.
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>>14702445
we need the full story of steve and how he sells out his team at the request of his lilim wife
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>>14702467
Late-night sessions can be great if you do spooky horror campaigns with lots of skellingtons.
>>14702471
Seconded.
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>>14702471
I want this.
but there also has to be a scene where a female member gets changed by the lilim, so Jerry will actually get to "pet the Jinko"
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>>14702473
I usually save those for halloween, although I do through the occasional undead at them.

The pink one gets spooked easily and usually ends up hiding behind her hands at the time (acting i hope) and the one with the sword gets a little irritated that she can't use her character's sword but they're having fun.

Oddly enough I seem to just pass out sometimes when we're drinking and playing.

i usually end up waking up in bed with all of them (a 'bonding' ritual as my wife says) buck naked.

I'm thinking about talking to my doctor about it.
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>>14702344
>>14702352
>>14702355
>>14702360
>>14702371
>>14702377
>>14702380
>>14702381
>>14702394
>>14702395
>>14702399
>>14702402
>>14702406
>>14702436
>All these fucking replies
>No one mentions the lipstick

Sasuga.
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>>14702478
It practically writes itself!
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>>14702483
Girls wear lipstick all the time though.
>>
Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to properly search your home for kunoi-aj;gkja;s
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>>14702483
That's the joke.
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>>14702488
Girtablilu snipers are about.
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>>14702471
As the one that brought it up, Ill say that im a idea man, not a true write fag
somebody else can take it
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>>14702487
Elves only where lipstick when courting their one and only eternal mate.
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>>14702493
Can it be an X-COM parody?
>>14702495
You made that up.
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>>14702488
Man I would love to find a Kunoichi in my home, shame it will never happen.
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>>14702488
>remember to properly search your home for kunoi-aj;gkja;s
Oh that's just an urban legend, I mean its my own home, I should be able to feel safe to walk around naked, and sleep fully naked with no covers over me because of the heat.
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>>14702465
How could you not be entranced by those cute Oomukades! I want one to wrap around me with all her legs!
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>>14702313
i'm so into that it's not funny

where to I put money to have this a regular thing
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>>14702499
not him but everything is made up
"If you whistle, it'll keep the harpies away" for example
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>>14702499
haven't played X-COM but go ahead
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>>14702499
No, I learned it the "hard way."
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>>14702512
No I can't write it I'm just asking because that kind of scenario would fit right in.
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>>14702505
I like warrior types
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>>14702478
we need it done inn jerrey's perspective, he gets more out of this then steve
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>>14702517
>"...?"
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>>14702517
So the whole shy librarian/crazy stalker but doesn't work for you? Shame.
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>>14702516
oh sorry about that
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>>14702519
I want to rub her head.
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MGs breaking the hearts of human girls by stealing their love interests.
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>>14702522
Oh it works for me, I like my crazy girls
its just that crazy reptiles and soldier beetles are higher on my list

>>14702519
"you hear me, I like warrior types!"
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>>14702519
I want one of them to be my bodyguard.
I want to pat her head and tell her she did a good job before getting in bed.
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>>14702529
This is why women join The Order.
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>>14702531
So then how about a shy veteran warrior, down on her luck now that the war is over. Everyday you see her on your way to work, her small cardboard sign barely catching your eye. She sleeps everynight in the back of the alley, curled in her tatters of clothes. Would you save her? Even though she'd imprint on you to be your bodyguard, your protector, and your lover? Would you do it?
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>>14702544
Having sex with a slice of pizza? Weird.
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>>14702544
So did he fuck her, eat her, or 'eat' her?
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>>14702544
>starring Dom DeLouise as Pizza the Hutt
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>Ship hits a reef in turbulent waters
>Knocked unconscious in the ensuing chaos as the boat sinks and you begin to drown
>Come to some hours later, completely wrapped up in what you thought as first to be seaweed, but it actually turns out to be a Kelpflow.
>You were out for hours, kept alive only by her lips sealed to yours, feeding you oxygen through photosynthesis
What do? I forget how plants work I know they take in carbon mon(di?)oxide and convert it into oxygen, but how does it work underwater?
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>>14702563
>What do?
I dunno Anon, that's a pretty narrow scenario, it's either lip-lock the kelp or die.
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>>14702563
MAMONOMANA. Also, I grope. I grope lots.
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>>14702563
>Spoiler

The ocean has dissolved both O2 and CO2. It's how gills work. And basic cellular structure is pretty similar whether they're wet creatures or dry creatures.

>What do?

Take her to the surface, dry her out, and then test and see how much spirit energy it takes to turn her into CC. For science.
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Alright, writefag here. Gonna have an interesting story, but I want you guys to have a say. I already know what race the big baddie is going to be. But her second in command? The reply to end in 5 decides which monster girl her main lieutenant is.
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>>14702582
Kobold
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>>14702582
Selkie. No one will ever believe she's evil.
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>>14702582
Manticore
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>>14702582
Holst with healing abilities.
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>>14702563
I would thank her from the bottom of my heart and dedicate myself entirely to helping her finding a husband

There is something about helping out a kuudere that I can't resist
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>>14702582
Mothman
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>>14702582
>Your post number ends in...

Yay, it's spamming time!

But seriously, just use: www.monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
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>>14702582
An intelligent, nihilistic alp with a wicked sense of humor
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>>14702595
THERE IS NO GOD!
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>>14702483
Why do you think I wanted to peck her on the lips?

To acknowledge that I'd noticed the lipstick.
Dumbass.
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>>14702595
And katana that get an upgrade when she cuts herself and adds her blood to the blades
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>>14702595
Alright, there you go. Winner.
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>>14702601
I am now looking forward to this story.
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>>14702595
Welp.
Guess that guy's second in command character is gonna be shit-tier.
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>>14702598
>>14702601
>>14702602
>>14702605
Enjoy lads.
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>>14702605
I dunno. It might be cool.
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>>14702595
Fuck.
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>>14702614
Alps are shit tier by nature.
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>>14702619
Tsk, nothing personal, kid. Don't blame me, blame fate for making our paths cross.
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>>14702624
I'm going to german suplex you through a wall you edgy shit.
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>>14702601
Is was thinking more of a gunsword katana that shots katana shaped bullets, but I'm willing to compromise if the bullets are made of blood.
She also spins a revolver with a single bullet in it and puts it to his head before she kills anyone, cos she's nihilistic and don't care.

Also they should've been a male vampire before monster mana turned him into an alp.
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>>14702627
How do you intend to do that when I've been standing behind you for the past 35 minutes?
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>>14702627
What would you choose then, wiseass?
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>>14702536
all that and more.
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>>14702628
>Knife gun
>She also spins a revolver with a single bullet in it and puts it to HIS head
Sides come back I need you.
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>>14702629
There's this wonderful thing called turning around. Have you heard of it?

>>14702630
I dunno, depends on the villain. The second in command should compliment the villain.
For example, if it's a Vampire, give them a Lich or a Wight as a second in command.
If it's a Dark Elf, give them an Amazoness.
If it's a Tanuki, give them a Red Oni.
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>>14702646
>turning around
But you can't turn around and catch a SHADOW! You can only catch a glimpse of it at the EDGE of your vision!
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>>14702628
She also needs to dress like a slut because she doesn't care what her dad thinks, an her belts nee to be made out of smaller belts, which in turn are made out of smaller belts
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>>14702646
This is a fair point. The big bad is a Dullahan.
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>>14702652
And she needs to wear belts on her arms and legs.
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>>14702650
I swear to god you Chuuni fuck, stop breaking into my house.

>>14702653
That's a bit trickier, but maybe a Ghost?
What makes a good counter for a Dullahan?
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>>14702646
But that's cliche. You have to dare to make something great.
Think outside the box this time.

>>14702652
And the belts are covered in ammunition.
And lots of sharp pointy knives.
And she has an upside down cross tattooed on her left cheek so it looks like she's crying about the pointlessness of existence, but in a cool way that isn't for faggots.

Tattoo a pentagram on her back too.
>>14702654
With tastles.
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>>14702654
And she needs to be a rich inventor who solves problems people have been trying to figure out for years, an have so much general knowlege she can accurately irect paramedics in assisting injured people, but she won't because she thinks its funny
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>>14702658
No, that doesn't fit anywhere.
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>>14702656
>stop breaking into my house
The laws of man do not bind free spirits.
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>>14702662
No seriously, I'm gonna call the cops.
Stop breaking and entering.
I'm already seeing someone.
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>>14702659
>implying they aren't hallmarks of the greatest Gary stu of all time
You need to pay homage, weed.
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>>14702665
The suffering of being hounded by government organizations and learning your love has been taken by another... it gives great strength.
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>>14702656
Dullahan Ornstein
Wrym Smough
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>>14702666
Go away Satan.
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>>14702670
Yes. Yeeeees. Gooooood.
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>>14702670
>Dullahan
>Not a Raiju
Meh.
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>>14702656
Obviously it needs to be a Nightmare.
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>>14702595
Oh my god I'm fucking dying of laughter over here
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>>14702667
This has been going on for almost a year now, how did you not notice?
Would it be a dick move to throw her out of the window while she's distracted?
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>>14702676
>not a ushi-oni with a katana the size of a lamp pole

Are you even a real chuuni bro?
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>>14702682
To be betrayed by one's love... truly there is no hope for this world. It must all be purged.
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>>14702689
Stop being an edgelord and grow up.
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>>14702691
There's no way you could understand. This brand of suffering is unique in all of history.
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Next question. I know you guys like the whole "You look into her eyes lovingly" shit, but if I do it in first person, would I be forever shunned?
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>>14702693
Third person is the only way to go.
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>>14702624
Wrong image, don't worry though I got your back
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>>14702689
This world has always been a cosmic sewer. If you think your suffering means anything against the backdrop of a symphony of the screams of dying stars you're worse than the worm that crawls and rots its way through an apple, thinking itself king of the world.

Huh... It's not like you could possibly understand.
This world will end, and when it does the pureness of nothingness will rule once more. Pureness beyond the void of space...

Enough. It's time for your sickness to come to an end.
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>>14702696
We will all become Alps to understand.
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>>14702692
It's called heartbreak. Literally everyone feels it at least once in their life, get over it and go find someone else to stalk.
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>>14702595
Is she as brutal as she is pretty? And witty? And gay?
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>>14702693
>>14702694
1st person is fine. What's so bad about "I looked into her beautiful eyes."
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>>14702704
The reason I ask, is because this is a labor of love for the community. Plus, I really like the idea of my story. Its a bit... Edgy? Lets just say I read the Most Dangerous Game and some Spartacus, and I feel inspired. I dunno.
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>>14702711
So it's Predator but with a monster girl?
Like cover yourself in leaves and shit and wait until she falls into your tiger pit and smash her head in with a rock edgy?
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I have a pastebin question. After the initial flurry, do bots ever return to it, further inflating the view count?
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>>14702712
If it bleeds, we can fuck it.
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>>14702712
No, no, no. Not like that at all. I'm not that lost, haha. I would say that it is in the same world as the Spider and the Fly. Maybe not the same world, but it definitely takes some cues from it. Especially the idea of "doors" between the worlds.
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>>14702720
Please explain m80. It'd be pretty hard to out edge that.
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>>14702725
Hey, spider and fly wasn't edgy. Just grim
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>>14702714
Yes, though I'm not sure at what rate.
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>>14702725
Well, it takes place in the modern world as did that writefag story. There are "doorways" between the MG world, and our world. In their world the Chief God bullshit failed, and are completely overrun. But they have found the doorways, and with heavy regulation the governments of the world permit these "refugees" entry after they find out they aren't going in to super rape mode constantly. Of course shit slips through the cracks and bad monsters hide in plain sight, and thats about all I can say without completely giving away some of the story.
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>>14702732
That explains it. None of my stuf really has any re-read value, so I was curious.
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>>14702729
>pssshh nuthin personal taliban
>pssshhhh nuthin personal orphaned monster girl assassins
>psssssssshhhh nuthin personal but it's off to the mantango pit for you
>pssssssssssssshhhhh nuthin personal flesh eating monster girls

It was pretty fucking edgy m8. Grim is paladins are fighting a losing battle and the monsters are taking over, or the world is run by monster girls and everyone is rape bait. Taking it that far is edgy.

>>14702733
Interesting enough. When are you planning on finishing?
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>>14702737
I'll have it finished within the week. My writing process is getting the characters, setting, systems etc fleshed out and wrote out first, so when I put all the pieces of the puzzle together, that shit's watertight.

If there is enough interest after I have the first part out, I'll likely write more. But we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
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>>14702595
>"I'll spread Dark Matter across the world! Every man will become an Alp!"
>"And when everyone is an Alp! No one will be."
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>>14702763
This Alp will be wearing a cape, then?
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Boats are supposed to be made of metal and not this soft.

I'm having an existential crisis, help me anons.
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>>14702770
Yes, I'm writing her (it?) to be very flamboyant and liking to make grand entrances everywhere. A good foil to my calculating dullahan.
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>>14702779
Will there be speeches that are interrupted rudely?
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>>14702775
I'm sure the people in the kancolle thread would be happy to help you.
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>>14702784
I'll have one happen just for you, anon.
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>>14702775
>that disgusting western face

>>14702784
This is literally the worst. Stop attempting to be cool and genre breaking, interrupted speeches are the new monologue.
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>>14702135
Hey
Hey guys
Hey
What's that emote Japs use that looks like her eyebrows?
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>>14702787
That's nice of you. Thanking you kindly.
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>>14702779
I keep imagining Giraharim for some reason.
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>>14702785
That's where it came from. All they're talking about is memes though.
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>>14702775
Hey buddy think you got the wrong thread, KanColle General's two boards down
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>>14702796
FUCK YOU
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>>14702313
>Eldritch
Anon please, that's a derogatory term. Don't be mean to Shub-Niggurath nee-san.
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>>14702794
I'm imagining if Ocelot from MGS3 turned into Panty with a dash of Saul Goodman thrown in. Very catty, doesn't like shit that doesn't go her (its?) way.
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>>14702801
S'all good, man.
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>>14702800
wassup muh shub-nigga?
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>>14702779
A Fairy Dragon Alp with a fat bottom, that acts all cheerful and cutesy, but ends up being incredibly sadistic and evil?
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>>14702775
Atago is great but this image is terrible
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>>14702809
Oh no, its instantaneously known she is an evil son of a bitch.
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>>14702806
Ogga Bogga, where them Arkham university professors at?
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>>14702815
>"Remember me Anon?! WHEN I RAPED YOUR BROTHER I TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"
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>>14702821
Miskatonic University you mean.
>>14702823
That movie is so good.
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>>14702823
>>14702827
Ti-di-di-dii-di...
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>>14702775
Boats a shit but they have a shitload of good art
Why did you post that horrible shit?
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>>14702823
Can't unsee/unhear an Alp doing this now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4B_jDp0ffI
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Let's try to catch snowflakes with out tongues!
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>>14702890
with our*
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>>14702890
>Let's try to catch snowflakes with out tongues!
Jesus anon, you trying to depress me or something?

>You'll never fall for a mute MG who was abused as a child and had her tongue cut out
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Would you rather fuck an alp, or a man?
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>>14702890
>"Not to cause a panic or anything, but there's a Lilim in our town."
>"W-What is she doing?!"
>"...She's sitting on the rooftops, trying to eat the falling snow."
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>>14702902
Between those two? Alp obviously. They're traps or reverse traps anyway.
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>>14702902
I don't see the difference
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>>14702890
You catch them with your tongue, and I'll attend mine to those bare feet meanwhile.
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>>14702902
I'll fuck the alp because she'll dislike it more.
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>>14702920
How?
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>>14702890
Look, one landed right on the tip of my penis!
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>>14702922
Because she'll try to confirm her masculinity by being very vocal about her dislike for sex in between the squeaks and moans.
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>>14702902
Fuck off to lgbt
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I want to tenderly seduce death and fuck her right in her cold dead pussy
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>>14702930
I thought they turn into alps by just wanting to be a woman.
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>>14702942
That or they just piss of Druella.
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>>14702902
Put the sticks away anon, nobody's going to reply that they'll want to fuck a man.
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>>14702963
see
>>14702907
>>14702920
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>>14702966
Well I've said I'd fuck every Monster Girl species there is and I meant it.

That means the Alps, the Matangos and even the Cait and Cu siths.

Gotta catch 'em all.
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>>14702984
What about orcs?
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>>14702984
I'd fuck any of them if it was a choice of that or nothing. If there we other, superior monster girls around though I wouldn't touch any of those things.
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I wanna squish a Wurm
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>>14702989
KC's P'Orcs? Of course.

If you show them who's boss you can even have your own private army. They're one of my favorites.
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>>14702995
A Wurm would probably like this, she'd feel no pain and be quite amused.

Other Monster Girls on the other hand...
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>>14702995
puffy vulva
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>>14702751
Fucking Wood Elves I swear.
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>>14701505
Make sure it's a delicious brown alp for maximum "Fuck you mom and dad"
>>
Will YOU be getting Seven Seas rendition of MGE?
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>>14702903
>go to the park with your Succubus/Lilum family
>it starts snowing
>your daughteru is running around trying to eat the snow
>you ask later why she was so adamant about eating the falling snow
>"Its like eating natures semen daddy!"
>your waifu starts laughing uncontrollably
>you're just sitting in your car wishing times were just simpler
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>>14703059
Maybe.
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>>14703059
I'd sooner get gonorrhea.
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>>14703059
I'm not retarded, so no
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>>14703054
Nothing would annoy your conservative Paladin parents more than dating a pair of delicious brown Alp twins.
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>>14703059
Only if they fix it's terrible woman objectification, CIS male pandering, denial of tranny people in face of Alps and the silly and unrealistic Japanese writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGPYxpPt6Q
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>>14703059
I'll hold off until other people can verify the quality of the translation. Seven Seas have an awful habit of inserting epic may mays and their own original puns into their work.
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>>14703059
I actually take some pride in my bookshelf, so no.
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>>14703081
What, you don't like the headless whoresman? Or perhap thy complaint lieth with the mare vocabulary?
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>>14703076
If Monster Girls talked like this I would either laugh, or an hero.
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>>14703076
Hey the voice acting from Audrey is different (and shittier/whinier) in the beta, that's odd.
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>>14703085
Wait a second, does Charon work for seven seas? It would sure explain a lot.
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>Infant daughteru has discovered the concept of hugs.
>Tries to apply her knowledge to hugging you
>She doesn't reach all around
How do you react?
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>>14703059
Maybe honestly, unless they really really fuck it up to the point it's offensive, I just want to have a nice hardcover mge book on my shelf.
If I want to read a good translation I have all the pages on my computer
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>>14703111
I pat anon on the head and tell him to stop posting, what the fuck does your question have to do with monster girls
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>>14703115
Daughterus are the hot new thing!
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>there are people who would marry dullahans/wurms
Why would anyone ever want a dumb potato bitch wife?
>>
I want to visit the MGE World!
I want to abuse of its roots in JRPG parodying to powerlevel by defeating girls with my hand glowing with headpat power!
I want to reach the Monster Lord's castle and swiftly eliminate her when she tries to commend me!
I want to take her power, assault Heaven and kill the Chief God too, before she can finish her 'great hero' speech!
I want to create a world where monster girls and humans are of the same power level, unhindered by things like 'mamono mana' and 'spirit energy', therefore eliminating the inherent monstrous desire to fuck random men's brains out!
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>>14703059
I hide my powerlevel something fierce, so no.
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>>14703130
And thus mon musu universe was born
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>>14703130
>>14703143
and the world was better for it.
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>>14703121
Oh dear, Anon?

Those are cute daughterus
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>>14703130
>he doesn't want to tear down the godhead and return the universe to a primordial void free of the sin of existence

Not pseudo-intellectual JRPG enough for me.
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>>14703130
I'd read a story about this.
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>>14703129
But Dullahans are cute, cute!
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>>14703130
I would probably force the monster lord and the chief goddess to make up and forget their differences, just for personal satisfaction, seeing how everything happened because they had a feud between them.
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>>14703130
>Monstergirls have to see their husbands die way before they do.
>Many can't even get a husband because of the environment they live.
>Men can die accidentally because of monster traits
>Monstergirls will start to behave like 3DPD
Good job m8
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>>14703169
Sorry 'bout your hugbox, bruh.
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>>14703169
A dose of reality will do them some good.

And the monster girls too.
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>>14703129
God, can you just imagine hearing the baby cry in the other room while a tiny headless body in baby jammies starts crawling towards you?
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>>14703169
This.
MGE's wackiness is only rivaled by that of an average fixing attempt.
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>>14703172
>>14703173
>Let's turn our fantasy into shit because real life also is
Can any of you please explain this mentality to me.
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>>14703181
Escapism isn't healthy.
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>>14703182
Where do you think you are
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>>14703182
Neither is real life.
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>>14703185
Your swamp?
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>>14703181
Real life's only shitty if you're bad at it.
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>>14703182
I want to transform the MG world into a mecha anime!
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>>14703172
Like clockwork
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>>14703193
That's a lie and you know it.
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>>14703182
Better stop jerking it to 2D altogether the- who the fuck am I kidding, this is /jp/.
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>>14703193
>He actually believes this
>>
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucXDvMdpNcM
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>>14703208
Only with 100% more monster girl bullying!
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>>14703208
Shut up Joker
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>>14703208
Wait where were the frog girls?
I was promised frog girls.
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>>14703244
Will a lizardgirl dressed as a frog work for you?
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>>14703250
She has to "wield" my "sword" and "polish" it "Everyday".
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>>14703254
"I" "don't" "get" "it".
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>>14703254
>>14703257
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I want to a Wurm
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>>14703336
The whole thing?!?!
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I want to be the big guy in a JRPG party
I want the demon general to fall in love with me, which somehow pisses off the petty boy hero!
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>>14703411
Whoa! You go, big guy!
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>>14703411
You don't understand anon, his sheer main characterness will ensure that all attention falls on him all the time. Anything you accomplish will be attributed to this prissy little faggot, and you'll be lucky to get mentioned as an extra.
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>>14703411
it would make a tad more sense if you were able to beat the demon general and he could not.
as the journey continues, she would constantly challenge you to one on one fights, and wait till the end game to finally confess her love for you.

and if the hero complain's tell him the white mage is after his dick
Its a JRPG, 60% of the time the healer wants the hero's dick
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>>14703428
Would be kickass if the monsters got pissed at them celebrating the wrong hero.
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>>14703411
>the demon general
>Not that qt side boss whose ideologies clash with those of the hero
>Everyone will hate how they need her help to advance in the plot
>Everyone but you, who find in her a honorable enemy and a great rival
It's almost like you don't want to find a nice waifu, anon.
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>>14703455
I thought of the general as a side boss and the big bad as some sort of lord or god or something
but side bosses are fun too
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Remember everyone, even the smug cat appreciates gentlemanly behavior.

Anyone else think this is where she really fell in love with him? He was just cute before, now she sees him as kind.
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>>14703464
I want to tenderly romance the faggotcat
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>>14703464
Why does she suddenly turn into an Alice in the last panel?
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>>14703480
The alice and her guy are a separate couple who are also sheltering from the rain. We see them having sex and floating away later.
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>>14703464
>In the doujin about the faggot, disappearing cat there's only one instance where she actually uses her powers and it's not even used in an interesting way.
Disappointing.
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>>14703428
>>14703451

>Not becoming the ultimate evil later after getting shafted the whole time when you were saving the world

This is why I loved Ghaleon and Gibbs so much.

"That's right assholes. You all just enjoy your self-congratulating kumbaya bullshit while I just go ahead and win."
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>>14703489
That guy looks extremely similar to that other guy though, clothes and all.
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>>14703411
You'll be the Junpei at best.
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>>14703490
what are you talking about she uses it a bunch of times to fuck with the protagonist
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>>14703451
>>14703455
that would actually make a good story.
>Hero party clash with rival
>rival and you have honourable duels
>eventualy turns to fun banter despite the rest of the team pissed at the time your having and the attention not being on the hero.
>near the end you and the rival have a dramatic last duel, rain and lightning and dramatic music, all that shit.
>its a tie, but right there she declare her love and refues to fight you any further. if it means she will have to kill you.

>manage to kill demon lord
>hero celebrated instead of you.
>rival crashes award ceremony and call hero out on his bullshit
>hero gets pissed the rivel likes you instead of him, mr maincharaMcheroguy

cant think of the rest but If I Had money I would pay to see this story done
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>>14703464
Thick Britbong version when?
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>>14703508
>hero tries to kill your waifu in rage
>This fills the cup, you're tired of his shit
>Proceed to bet the shit out of each other
Can you win against the hero?
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>>14703507
Four times.
It's still not as entertaining as it could had been. I didn't even felt like masturbating to it once.
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>>14703519
You can't beat the power of friendship anon, not in a JRPG. I'm reminded of a story someone wrote about a dragon that deals with this exact situation.
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>>14703519
If were still running on JRPG rules then yes he can
love can bullshit any situation
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>>14703519
Love>Friendship>Everything else
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>>14703508
sounds like a shield hero situation where you don't want to be there. especially if the hero and his team are dickbags
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>>14703520
I'd rather read about the guy's adventures throughout Wonderland more desu
>and what is this rabbit even saying???
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>>14703530
What if the love you and the side boss share is greater and more pure than the love the MC has for his family and friends?
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>>14703498
Different hair color though, that's enough for a faceless background guy (the clothes are slightly different too).
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>>14703545
>That moment when the hero is an orphan raised to be the perfect hero
>The only attachment he has is towards the priest guy who raised him and the goddess
>No real love, just the usual gratitude that happens in those circumstances.
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>>14703559
>not loving the people in the role of your parents
You don't get fervent devotion without love.
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>>14703508
the problem Im have in thinking about this tale is what would the side boss be?
A powerful succubus? a salamander that's good a concealing her emotions enough for the banter out of fear of ruining what you two have? a kitsune mageknight that gains more tails between every fight so she's a kyuubi when the lightning battle happens?
so many possibilitys.
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>>14703564
It depends how you were raised, if raising a hero is how i think it is, i don't think you received much paternal love between sword training sessions and magic lessons.
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You know, looking at the Full Resolution art made me realize something

Jabberwocks have really wide hips
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>>14703569
better question is to what music to use for the lighting battle?
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>>14703574
>Those eyebrows
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>>14703573
You'd be wrong then. Children, especially prodigies, don't understand anything about greater good or the fate of the world. They work hard because they want to please the people they love. Hell, that's pretty much how any die hard is. People are tribal animals by nature and so friends and family and personal relationships are not only the greatest drive, but also fundamentally necessary for childhood development.
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>>14703575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDuy2I_WVQc

Even if we don't get the full story to it, I would love to read that battle. it sounds like it would be awesome
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>>14703575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwukthJYEqM
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Why are Krakens so Kuddly?
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>>14703614
All onee-sans are cuddly
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>>14703595
>>14703598
stop making want a story we wont get!
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>>14703633
But Krakens are extra Kuddly and I wish to know why.
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>>14703614
Because they have a lot of limbs to kuddle with.
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Look at the ways she's dressed, anon. Isn't she just asking for it?
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>>14703574
>those hips
Holy shit

I he releases more of the highres pictures.
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>>14703645
Asking for cuddles indeed
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>>14703645
>>14703645
She's asking for me to rub my face between those delicious sweater puppies, that's for sure.
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>>14703614

They just are.
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>>14703575
Is lightning battle just an epic fight, or am I not catching up with something?

If the former then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leBW_nPUdw4
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBP_jYFomlc
depending on how much comedy and parody we're talking about here.
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So is everyone spending time with friends and family or what?
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>>14703672
What friends?
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>>14703671
>Is lightning battle just an epic fight, or am I not catching up with something?

I can't believe I'm actually linking to this, but nigga this is basic shit.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticThunder
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>>14703674
Well you know. That guy with stinky feet and the guy who drives a cab you've known since, like, forever.
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>>14703678
Nope I don't know them.
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>>14703672
It's Fat Tuesday, dummy.
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>>14703677
Pretty much what I assumed, then.
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>>14703680
How about your balding uncle with the mustache that looks like a dead caterpillar, you know, the bus driver?
>>14703683
What is this Fat Tuesday you speak of?
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>>14703672
What family?
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>>14703689
Syringe and Incubation Tank?
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Blind monster girls
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>>14703672

I live by myself
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>>14703698
Blonde, classy, perverted blind monster girls?
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>>14703688
You never heard of Mardi Gras or Carnival?
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>>14703705
No. Is that a Venice thing?
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>>14703688
That's not my uncle.
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>>14703698
Blind Wendigo who need helpers to hold their hand and lead them around
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>>14703701
Katawa Shoujo was shit! Shitto!
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>>14703710
Genki guide Kobold and gloomy blind Wendigo loli?
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>>14703711
It was good enough for me.
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>>14703645
Yes, she's asking for a loving marriage
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>>14703707
No. It's a plain old Catholic thing. Fuck man, it's like never having heard of Ash Wednesday or Palm Sunday or Good Friday or Lent.
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>>14703672
I wanna molest those tiny ears with my tongue
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>>14703720
I've heard of Palm Sunday, no idea what the rest of that stuff is. We don't do Catholicism here.
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>>14703712
I was thinking human volunteers so they can help them overcome any fears of the outside and holding hands with a boy
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>>14703726
You don't do Christianity period if you don't know what Good Friday is.
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>>14703720
>Palm Sunday
Oh I like Sinday.
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I want to make a fortune buying and selling cock-rights on margin.
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Im gonna add that hero story to the list of crap that interests me but probably wont get done
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>>14703731
It could also be we don't use English names for these things on account of not having it as an official language and that's why I don't know what it is.
That said, I don't do Christianity. It's dumb and depressing. I'd rather worship waifus.
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>>14703740
You mean, the shit that will get done during a drunken inspiration?
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>>14703738
The hell is a cock-right?
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>>14703746
the rights to a utilize a cock?
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>>14703740
What hero story?
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>>14703748
Why do they need that?
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>>14703754
i don't know, i'm not a lawyer
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>>14703754
Because, believe it or not, rape is illegal.
The loophole to that is if you trick a guy into selling his cock-rights the owner of said rights can rape him all she likes.
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>>14703760
Now that's more like it.
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>>14703745
pretty much, right now since i started this thing last thread its got about 4 ideas in it

>>14703750
what we were talking about eailer:>>14703508
>>14703569
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Time's running out.
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>>14703765

There's always time for a song
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>>14703765
I know, I need to be up for 9 but I can't get to sleep.
Why can't I sleep? My dog will not stop barking.
Why is her barking? For some reason he's suddenly become obsessed with licking the cat's ass and the cat is sitting on top of the fridge where the dog can't reach him, so the dog is going batshit.
I can't just put him outside and leave him there while I sleep, and I can't lock him in another room than the cat because he goes even crazier.
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>>14703765
Like me when i try to avoid rape.
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I want a muscled vampire to end up purchasing me using a series of archaic laws written by tanukis so that I'm a servant to her chubby, neet damphir daughter.
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>>14703781
That would be awful.
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>>14703782
I dunno, she could either be a regular neet or one that just sits inside and studies magic all day to 'control the darkness within her.'

A magical neet one would say.
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>>14703774
Try distracting him with food or a chew bone.
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>>14703789
You would still have to do her chores, and cook her snacks and meals, and calm her down when she gets pouty or sad. She's just a lazy loser!
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RAPE, she wrote. And that's all she wrote.
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Have you ever written down a line so good that it made you search it on google with quotes, just to make sure you didn't just subconsciously plagiarize it from somewhere?
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>>14703812
No, I've never written a single line that was any good.
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>>14703744
Keep saying things like that and you'll have the Lizard girls all over you.
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>>14703822
And this is a problem because...?
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>>14699287
Okay quick answer I was about to go crazy explaining but better being concise.

I like your story, a lot, I might be biased due to my thirst for adventures but I like your characters and your style in general. There is also the fun deconstruction of the typical adventures and heroes, some references and some gratuituous spanish that I find kind of funny. The fact that the somewhat MC's main motivation is fighting boredom strikes close to home too.

So there, without going full revisionist that's all I can say, you have a place in my personal check-often writefags so you better deliver or I'm gonna haunt your ass.
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>>14703812
>Suddenly come with a good idea to write about a plot
>It makes sense and it seems to be a good one
>So excited about it that you searched on the internet about information to properly build the setting
>You find out that there is already a whole series based on the premise
How many good ideas have been discarded because of it?
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>>14703808
Meme's she wrote, and that's all she wrote.
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>>14703828
>gratuitous spanish
Wait what?
>better deliver
I guess I should get off my damn break then. Thanks for the shot in the arm.
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>>14703800
Eh, I imagine that you'd probably get a pretty generous stipend.

Besides, theres nothing a hearty meal or head pat can fix, although I really hope she gets exercise.

She'd already be bottom heavy so some more padding would turn her panties into a thong.
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>>14703832
Those burgers made me more hungry than aroused, is this normal?
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>>14703834
>gratuitous spanish
W-well Esmeralda, and I'm pretty sure I read "gratis" somewhere, it's not something that is everywhere mind you, just a thought

And well no hurry writing, just don't suddenly die, too soon at least, I'll be waiting for more adventures.
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>>14703837
Why should she exercise? It's hard, it's not as fun as talking to her internet friends or watching torrented shows, and the boys wouldn't even like her even if she was fit.
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>>14703846
Esmeralda is just a name like any other, and gratis is used in English parlance all the time. I never had any intention to include any kind of Spanish in it, because I don't know any.
>no hurry writing
But I've been doing nothing for two weeks, I need to buck up.
>more adventures
Expect larger scale conflicts over time.
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>>14703800
Not to be that guy but a Vampire would have multiple servants already.
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>>14703847
Well, if that's how she is then I guess that's what she'll be, although I may take an interest in whatever shows she's watching.

I may also offer to massage her while she shitposts.
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>>14703832
>>14703858
I want a memecat
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>>14703856
Well shit, guess there is always more words to know.

Do write then, you'll be doing something and I'll be doing something too when I can read it so it's a win-win
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>>14703870
Sure. No writing today though, I'm procrastinating. Thanks again. It's good to have a fan.
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>"What do you want Anon?"
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>>14703903
sum fuk
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>>14703903
I just wanted to ask you if what it says here is true and that you really drugged me and blew me last weekend.
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>>14703903
You owe me about tree fiddy, now pay up!
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>>14703903
I want my wish, damnit! I didn't run around the world collecting these wierd round cubes for nothing!
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>>14703914
What if she had to lie to herself in her own diary in a pathetic attempt to boost her self confidence after she pussied out at the last second?
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>>14703903
I'd be a little concerned if my textbook resembles your diary.
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>>14703935
Then I would get to the bottom of it. And then the bottom of her.
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>>14703903
you kow damm well why I'm here.
cuddles
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>>14703907
>>14703914
>>14703929
>>14703930
>>14703935
>>14703936
Stupid dumb anon, go bug my dumb Wurm cousin, or my fat Jabberwock cousin, or my sissy Wyvern cousin, or my old hag Ryu cousin, or anyone but me!
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>>14703955
But this IS your diary, senpai!
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>>14703955
But Dragon-chan, you are the only one who makes my kokoro go doki doki
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>>14703955
Look, I'm just here to get my sword back. You borrowed it over a month ago and you still won't tell me what you need it for.
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>>14703955
Is that the blood of your enemies or red just brings out the color of your eyes?
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>>14703955
Okay. I'll go bother your "old hag" Ryu cousin, who's cuter than you.
Tsundere is the worst personality type, anyways.
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>>14703973
What about the other cousins?
>>
Ach! All ye heathens be fraternizing with ungodly beasts and yer all due a righteous trashin'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWMN91gMD_4
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>>14703976
I've already taken Wurm-chan.
She's mine now.
My own.
My precious.
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>>14703981
I admit tits really dumb me down but I assure you it's worth it
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>>14703976
They're all great, but Jabberwock and Wurm are too clingy, and I'm not cut out to be a Dragoon for the Wyvern.
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>>14703955
Right? Anon is so dumb, holy shit.
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>>14702890
That Succubus has some radical fuckin' wings.
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>>14703992
Then why not try a girl who already is looking out for you?
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>>14703992
>Clingy
>A bad thing
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>>14703903
Why is the door to her own room so tiny? For that matter, why is that door so tiny period? It's like 1/3rd your standard door.
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>>14703985
You must get the ring!
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>>14704004
She's a big girl
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>>14703464
Why does this Cheshire call the dude "Big Brother"?
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>>14704009
For you.
>>
It was a cold, windy day out so, without asking, I slid in under my elf's long skirt! The skirt itself is like a tent, her slender pantyhose'd legs like poles supporting it! She tried beating on my head but it didn't work! I wasn't coming out any time soon! No sir! It was nice and warm in there, especially her thighs!

Eventually she gave in, completely embarrassed, and let me stay there. (I know because I called her on my cellphone while underneath.)
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>>14704012
She is a Sabbath scum.
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>>14704012
It's a Japanese thing. Common to call an older guy or girl whose name you don't know onee/onii-san, unless they're elderly, then they're called obaa/ojii-san
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You have a collect call from "drunk come fuck spider pussy kingdom pussyyy ya!" will you accept the charges?
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>>14704030

No
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>>14704030
I will stay home with my modest, forever sober kiki maid-wife.
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>>14704030
Looks like it's time to block yet another number.
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>>14704030
I hate you but I can't biologically resist her, let's do this
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>>14703997
Anubis wasn't an option at the time. Besides, as cute and helpful as she is, she's too bossy.

>>14704003
It's not necessarily a bad thing, but I'd rather not have to do everything with the Wurm to prevent her from breaking everything, and while the Jabberwock is a close contender, the Ryu is my personal favorite out of them because of tail hugs and having some sense of restraint, assuming that the reverse scale stays untouched.

Besides, the Ryu needs some love.
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>>14704030
Sure. Not like I have anything better to do.
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>>14704030
Will I get free coffee?
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>>14704030
Yes.
>>14704043
Maybe she wouldn't be so bossy if you grew a spine and took control!
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>>14704039
Supreme tastes.
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>>14704041
>>14704049
>>14704050
>>14704052
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>>14704052
But I'm not worthy of a girl with such fluffy paws
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>>14704062
Yes, I'be been a naughty little fly and I deserve to tied up and sucked try through my peepee!
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>>14704064
And you never will be if you don't STAND UP AND FIGHT!
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>>14704062
My...er, so how are you doing?
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>>14704062
Looks good to me.
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>>14704062
"Come to my parlor" she said with a drunken slur
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>>14703260
>you will never have to take off your clothes for uncle Crassius and give him a kiss in exchange for Hortator status

This makes me almost as sad as monstergirls not being a thing. It was slightly less creepy for me because my Nerevarine is a woman anyway
>>
>>14702941
Who're you? Deadpool? Thanos?
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>>14704062
this is either going to end really bad or really good.
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>>14704108
Of course it'll end really good.
>>
the only good "pussy" is plant-pussy, canid-pussy, and reptile-pucci.
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>>14704117
I'd argue in favor of Dead Pussy in addition to those three.
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>>14704102
It would be pretty awesome to see Deadpool interact with monster girl, sounds like it would be hilarious.
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>>14704125
lich dead pussy is best dead pussy
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>>14704127
Well, he's in the whole extended romance with Death, who he perceives as a Skeleton Girl with an apparently rockin' body under her robe. So that's something.
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>>14704140
Death is tots hot. Look at this ass.
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Endless hedonistic fucking with my spidercow wife!
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>>14704137
Amen.
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>>14704143
That's a fucking fine-ass ass.
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>>14703830
>tfw you discover you've subconciously stolen many ideas from stuff you liked but mostly forgot about

It's embarrassing and I can only assume the reason I wasn't called out was due to my lack of popularity.
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>>14704144
Ushi-onis deserve more husbands like you.
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>>14704152
Thanks.
>>
I thought of an awful idea last night. Not sure if should post or not.
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>>14704174
You shouldn't, you're just whoring for attention.
>>
>you will never have an undead yandere corner you with a huge demonic weapon
>she'll never stare at you with far too much adoration in her eyes, lovingly assuring you that the death it will bring you will be painless
>you'll never cower into the corner as she slinks slowly towards you, reassuring you gently that an undeath with her would be a wonderful and highly pleasurable existence
>she'll never breathe heavily out of habit rather than necessity as she caresses and fondles the handle of the weapon, her thoughts clearly clouded by lust
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>>14704102
>>14704127
I think he'd make a great husband for a mindflayer
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>>14703846
Gratis is Latin, anon, and not uncommon at all in English. It's like a man saying mea culpa or in vino veritas or carpe diem or veni vidi vici. It's just basic cultural knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI
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>>14704176
Seconded.
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>>14704184
Yandere Undead are olev.
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>>14704176
I want to whore myself to lonely monstergirls!
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>>14704184
It would probably be a good idea to remind her that all undead turn into women now because mamonomanabullshit.
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>>14704137
Also the best body for hugging. I want to use a Lich as a daki while she reads.
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>>14704205
But only losers get manwhores.
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>>14704176
>>14704194
Kay then.
Short version just to get it out of my head was Beta-Cuck gets screwed over by an MG, almost offs himself, then winds up eloping with her daughteru.

And I'll not take up any more space in the thread on it than that, rather than a whole greentext.
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>>14704206
But surely an undead's husband would be an undead Incubus.
Not that it would be much solace to you if you feared eternity and undeath as she raised the blade over her head screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!"
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>>14704209
And?
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>>14704212
But Undead Incubus aren't created from fucking their undead waifus, not getting murdered by them.
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>>14704207
What if she complains about you transferring too much body heat over to her?

...nah, that's just silly. Undead MGs love husbando warmth. Maybe she'd ask you to spoon her while she reads; and stick it in from behind the warm her up from the inside too.
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>>14704210
Yeah it's pretty bad. Probably good that you didn't do something with it.
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>>14704212
Not him but you can only become an undead incubus if you were an incubus before you die. If you're a regular human male, then you come back as a skeleton. I imagine the process is like that scene out of Wishmaster.
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>>14704213
You'll be having sex with dorks and weirdos!
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>>14704210
>MG with a 3D personality
That is pretty fucking awful.
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>>14704207
Lich really is a best:
>Kuudere
>knowledgeable, knows all the spells and is unmatched at casting them (I wouldn't be surprised if the Demon Lord employs some kind of elder Lich at her court to assist Sabbath's magic experiments and shit)
>makes it her unlife's mission to make you cum as hard as possible
>is pretty stacked without being too silly
>wears nothing under her robe
>practices necromancy, which is the most metal form of magic there is
Are the other undead even trying?
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>>14704229
But I don't see the problem here, it's not like I deserve any better.
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>>14704238
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a large amount of Liches wound up joining the Sabbath for the additional resources for their research. Of course, more would likely prefer isolation.

Still included a Sabbath Lich as part of the story I started for that contest.
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>>14704220
It's more likely that she'd complain you're bothering her while she's trying to research. The result of this is you leaving her alone a pouting for the rest of the day until she relents into giving you cuddles and attention.
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>>14704186
Oh god, I agree with that! I want this to be a thing now, because she probably couldn't even change his mind even if she wanted to.
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>>14704220
The thing I don't like about undead monsters (other than the existential dread brought about by eternal life) is their body temperature. Sure, I'd imagine their genitals and mouth are warm like in lanternon's story (because who wants to stick it in something cold? That's a boner killer.) but imagine cuddling one in winter. It'd take forever for them to reach your body temperature and in the mean time you're shivering your ass off.
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>>14704220
>Quiet grunts and moans that are barley audible
>After it's over she puts down the book and gives a gentle kiss
>Her expression changing ever so slightly in a show of affection but not enough for most people to call a smile
>>14704238
Truly the best, Wights are a good second place but not enough to match the perfection of a Lich.
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Cat cardfus best cardfus.
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>>14704249
>Mindflayer tries to make Deadpool sane
>he just breaks the fourth wall and calls the guy writing the scenario a hack
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>>14704238
Would a Lich specializing in physical magic (or just a Lich Monk) wear a battle bikini made up of metal skellington bits and Arachne silk?
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>>14704241
You see nothing wrong with throwing away your dignity and fucking social rejects just for some money?
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>>14704260
>Truly the best, Wights are a good second place but not enough to match the perfection of a Lich.

Wights are very sexy, but the high society thing and lack of any real power outside of the weird ectoplasm claws lower them in my personal rankings.
I fucking love KC's undead though, with the exception of the skeletons. Even he can't make bones sexual.
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>>14704271
>throwing away your dignity
My what?
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>>14704267
Even the shittest Lich would know that men are incredibly visual in terms of their sexuality, so I'd say yes they would. Whatever gets the most positive sexual response would go down well in their research notes.
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>>14704276
>I fucking love KC's undead though, with the exception of the skeletons. Even he can't make bones sexual.
If he ever redraws them, he should make them more resemble constructs of some sort.
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>How does he do it every day?
Your waifu took the day off and tried be a homemaker. How DO you do it every day?
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>>14704264
Oh god, that's exactly what Deadpool would do. He would also likely end up driving her insane, instead of the other way around.
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>>14704276
I thought Wight's actually had very powerful magic?
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A nice smelling brown elf runs up to you and cups her hands around your ears whispers "I like you~."

How do you respond?
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>>14704257
Only Zombies have to go through that shit, maybe ghouls too i dunno, the rest of the undeads are usually too magic adept to not be able to warm themselves through magic.
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>>14704297
What's she trying to pull?
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>>14704297
Why does she like me?
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>>14704297
Wake up from the nightmare where I was the Serial Sniffer or another pervert who notices the way someone smells first?
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>>14704292
Prep everything in advance. From there it's a simple matter of taking care of any job that arises as it appears to prevent work from building up. Then I can spend the rest of my time shitposting.
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>>14704297
Does she smell like brown sugar?
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>>14704276
All of KC's undead are great in one way or another, hell I even like skeleton.

I wish he'd hurry up and do zombie dragon, I wonder if he's going to base her on dracolich.
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>>14704297
Stammer out an awkward "o-okay"
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>>14704280
Well this is your chance to get some. Clean yourself up and join a nice brothel. you'll learn the skills, get paid more, and have better clients.
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>>14704276
>>14704295
I like to pretend Wights have Level Drain like the D&D counterpart (it's their signature thing, really) but since it's KCland you can't represent it by literally losing all your strength.

So instead I figure it'd be along the lines of age regression magic, where your body changes but you retain your memories.
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>>14704297
INVADE PERSONAL SPACE.
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>>14704292
It's the power of love I guess.
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>>14704297
Give a quick 'okay' before swiftly walking off with poodle kobold gf before she beats the shit out of someone stepping on her territory.
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>>14704300
>What's she trying to pull?
Your heart strings

>>14704302
>Why does she like me?
Because you're actually a nice guy with lots of potential, but only she can see it!

>>14704303
Because she smells like brown sugar.

>>14704310
Yes, she smells like brown sugar.
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>>14704315
Anon rich and powerful girls are into more weird things, didn't you know? He's not going to get any dignity there either.
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>>14704297
"do I know you?"
"do I want to got to know you?"
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>>14704329
>Your heart strings
She's got an ulterior motive for piking me, I know it. She wants to sell my organs, doesn't she?
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>>14704329
>Yes, she smells like brown sugar.
I'll take her.
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>>14704319
>So instead I figure it'd be along the lines of age regression magic, where your body changes but you retain your memories.
So, /ss/ snusnu?
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>>14704346
A high class lady does not "snu snu", you fucking heathen.
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We must become one, anon. One flesh, one heart.
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>>14704297
I hope she has a big brown butt, because I'm gonna plunder that booty.
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>>14704351
They do if they lose control.
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>>14704331
So do NEETs and nerds. But at least the rich ones have an air of class and pay well.
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>>14704283
I can just imagine finding a BattleLiches field notes
>Robe, clothing underneath:
>No positive response, subjects more interested in combat than having fun. Failed.
>Robe, nothing underneath
>A much greater success, sudden movements and gusts of wind distract many of the subjects from frivolous non sexual behaviour. Results after including feigned embarrassment and teasing to the test will included later.
>"bunny" costume
>admittedly looks ridiculous but appears to receive a good reaction from test subjects. Most likely due to the tight fitting clothing revealing curves without revealing any actual detail. Combined with the results of the robe experiments it is safe to assume that men prefer something to be left to their imagination. Placing a carrot between my breasts has also increased the number of aroused subjects, but will require more testing to get accurate results
>Bikini
>met with confusion and mockery by several subjects. Subordinates have pointed out that winter is not the optimal time to test this garment and may result in more favorable outcomes in the warmer months. Still, several subjects have shown signs of sexual arousal so I consider it a moderate success.
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>>14704297
I don't, I blush and turn my face away from hers
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>>14704352
Never noticed the heart before
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>I GOT HER! I GOT HER; DID YOU SEE THAT!?
>PERFECT SHOT! PERFECT SHOT!
>SHE'S MINE, ALL MINE!
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>>14704295
Not as powerful as a Lich though.
Wights are basically the undead equivalent of heroes, and in many cases used to be heroes in life.
Liches are the undead master wizards
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>>14704368
Why is McLeach so based?
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>>14704379
Because he tries to have eggs for breakfast every morning?
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>>14704329
So she like me for more than surface level looks, sounds pretty good and she is correct in knowing I'm a friendly person. Tell her I like her and want to get to know her better,where does she want me to go with her?
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>>14704361
I want a Battle Lich.
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>>14704363

She'll just tease you now.
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>>14704386
As long as she knows how to make me blush she will be able to do whatever she wants with me.
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I want to see a Monster Girl's face when she watches Gurren Lagann for the first time.
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>>14704276
>lack of any real power
But Wights are often heroes/royalty in death. They have the power to raise and lead legions of the undead. They are like the pharaohs of the dead. "They are high-rank undead that control numerous other undead, and those powerful wights that rule over an especially great number of undead sometimes create demon realms of everlasting night known as “undead kingdoms,” and reign as monarchs of the undead."

And almost all lore has leading the dead fall under some kind of mental/magical compulsion and control
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>>14704410
cuddles? hell yeah
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>>14704382
>where does she want me to go with her?
The woods behind school.

>>14704340
Her ulterior motive is catching a husband who can ensure she has a comfortable life and give her numerous healthy half-elves.
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>>14704410
illicit
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>>14704428
Is that where she lives, because if not this seems little suspicious. What is in the woods that could possibly be so important to show me?
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>>14704410
I want to hold her close and sniff her hair as she listens to my heartbeat until we eventually drift into a comfortable slumber! In the morning we get up and make a healthy breakfast before going to the zoo!
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How would an Amazon feel if she found out her House Husband became friends with the House Wife Sea Bishop down the street?
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>>14704441
Beat him up
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>>14704444
4 4s don't lie.
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>>14704437
>What is in the woods that could possibly be so important to show me?
A clear-running creek, a meadow home to myriad songbirds, and the ruins of an old mill completely grown over with moss and wildflowers where she likes to read.
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>>14704441
Ask him what cooking and child raising tidbits he learned.
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>>14704449
>ruins of an old mill
So she wants me to join her in exploring the wilderness and an old abandoned mill, I'll go with as it sounds like fun. While were out their, is she going to sing me a love song she's been working on for months?
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>>14704444
If you're going to lie, at least put some effort into it
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>>14704424
A lot of MGs do cuddling really well.

A Yeti's soft fur and warm body are an obvious choice.

A Kraken or Scylla's tentacles all over you as she hugs you close to herself

A Slime girl's body covering you up to you neck

A Kejourou's silky hair coiling around you, being leg locked embraced closely

The various animal MGs' fur helping make the cuddling even more enjoy

A Flow Kelps kelp wrapping around you in a similar way to a Kejourou's hair

But the best one would be cuddling with your waifu
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>>14704459
>is she going to sing me a love song she's been working on for months?

No, she's more of an "original composition on her lyre" kinda girl.
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Tell me MG general, what girl do you think would be a nice fit for THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION, THE EMBODIMENT OF VICTORY, THE ETERNAL CHAMPION!

RASSLOR!
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>>14704297
>nice smelling
Explain
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>>14704475
Any Lamia. They have +20 mod for Grappling.
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>>14704319
>>14704346
How lewd.
Wights just got even better.
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>>14704475

A Hinezumi?

Shit that brings back memories
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>>14704340
>She's got an ulterior motive for piking me
>piking me
Wait, the elf has a pike?
She ran up and whispered she likes us while impaling us on a pike? What a weirdo.
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>>14704474
That actually really cool of her to do. I wonder what kind of books she likes to read in the ruined mill and does she want to read books along side me for our first date, she does seem like a really sweet girl by the way.
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>>14704485
She doesn't even need to import those age regression cookies from Wonderland.
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>>14704489
Hey that's just what happens with monstergirls in puberty, they have all these strange feelings about 'impaling' things pertaining to boys and they don't know how to act on them.
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>>14704475
God I miss Macho Man.
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>>14704473
>best one to cuddle is your waifu
This dude knows what's going on and I have to agree with you. My waifu is the flowkelp, we both love cuddling each other, nuzzling each other, and love one another passionately. Cuddling is also my number one favorite thing to do with monster girls, especially if it's cold/ involve passionate cuddlesex.
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>>14704450
Would she really want to do that? What Amazon wants to come home from a long day of work just to listen to their house husband prattle on about domestic things?
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>>14704515
One that wants to show that she cares about her husbands day?
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>>14704504
We all do.
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>"Ahhhhh! After thousand years I'm finally free! Time to conquer Earth!"
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>>14704530
I don't know about you, but I'd fuck the chuuni out of that Hellhound.
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>>14704496
With thighs like those, she'd make anyone feel small and like a kid
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>>14704530
That Hellhound is getting smacked.
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>>14704530
We need the power paladins!
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>>14704539
Erubetie a shit though.
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>>14704496
This image makes me imagine an ancient undead queen trying to catch the attention of the young man she hired to do yard work by dressing up and changing her hair to look like one of his peers. Only she doesn't know what she's doing and her pride won't allow her to wear anything bigger than 'small' so she ends up like this.
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>>14704530
An ancient evil awakens!
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>>14704530
Not if we have anything to say about it!

Go, Slime Sentai!

Slime Red, reporting!
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>>14704557
Slime Blue, on station.
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>>14704557
Slime Purple, ready to get kinky.
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>>14704491
Classical poetry and books on topic like oil painting and wood-carving techniques.
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>>14704552
The only shit here is your opinion, Alp.
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>>14704564


Ș̥̟̫l̠͇̮̪ͥ̇i̖̬̲̍ͤ̇̒ͅm̞͉̝̣̦̓̋ē̥͉̞͕͈̳ͭ͂̈́̇ͦͅ ̮͇̥͒ͥͦË̙͓̳̗̈l̤͈̮̬̫͂͒̂dͅr̳̳͔̰̤̳̿̃ͨ̽i̼ͩ̚t̖̫̝̪̝̯̋̿ͧ͋c̜̥̰̰͔͚ͅh̒̈́͆͂ͩͬ,͇̭̳̺̏̿͐ͦ̀ͯ̓ ͓̯͔r̯̯͎̹̠͔̯ẻ̊ͨ̋ǎ͔͗̂ͫ̽ͯͤḏ̙̆y͕̺̥̽͒̒̽ ̯̜f̗̲̞̟̺̗̟̿ͯͩ̓ͥ͛̑o̪̰̖̟̳ͧͣ̾̂͒r͇̱̳̃ͩͅ ̭̮͚̗̰̥̏a̰͆c̰͔̟͓ͦ̄͐́̇ț̗ͩͣ͑ͧ̔ͧͅī̥̠̬͌͌͆ͥo̻̤̣͌͌̎n͖͉͖̩̦̋͊͐́̚~̫ͤ́͂̈̂̅
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>>14704552

Her ending at the end of part 3 was the best though
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>>14704557
Slime Green, I'm coming!
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>>14704572

Slime Wonderful here, I can't wait!
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>>14704575
Actually, you can go back
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>>14704575
Slime of the Sea, floating to battle!
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>>14704579

Slime of the Storm, prepared to rain down judgement.
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>>14704557
>>14704562
>>14704564
>>14704572
>>14704575
>>14704579
>>14704581
I hate you.
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>>14704566
That sounds lovely to do on this beautiful day, is she going to show me an art piece she's been working on in the mill, or is she going to show off her book collection to me? Either way sounds like a lovely first date to me.
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>>14704546
Pally power stopped being updated years ago tho
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>>14704585
Both, you've got time.
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>>14704581

Best slime

I want to see one in a maid outfit
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>>14704564
I want to ask Slime Purple for her autograph after she's saved the day!
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>>14704557
>>14704562
>>14704564
>>14704568
>>14704572
>>14704575
>>14704579
>>14704581

All slime sentai ready? Excellent! Go forth, and destroy the evil that has arisen! Its fire may burn, but your hearts shall carry you through to victory!
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>>14704557
Red One, standing by
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Is it true that breaking an elf's hymen adds 20 years to your life?
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>>14704595
Yes. Unfortunately, the ensuing activities remove that 20 years right off, and you stand at risk of losing more if you're not careful.

You'd best satisfy her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y8Rqvz-Jcg
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>>14704579
Carrier has arrived!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj37yeQQHg
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>>14704587
Awesome, So she must be quite the book worm who most likely get's her inspirations from books,nature, and experiences she's had. I best get ready for our date.
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>>14704617
remember to bring your favorite books, a comfortable picnic blanket, and some imported mineral water. Don't forget to wear your cologne, elf noses are sensitive, so only a bit.
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>>14704605
>Parasite Slime Symbiote armor/weapons with a tsundere paladin host
>Slime doesn't even stop molesting her during her entrance of the fight
>"I-It's not like I care what happens to a b-buaaahn~ch of Mmmhm-monsters. B-but you m-aaahn~ Might endanger some humans. I-I'll Prote-mhp"
>Jams a tentacle cock in her mouth to shut her up, then forms a slime helmet over her face, transformation complete
Lewdest kids show ever.
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>>14704641
Alright, sounds reasonable enough to get, sounds like an interesting first date. So we're going to be having a comfy picnic together, followed by show off what kinds of books we have. I wonder what kind of food she's going to bring on the picnic, it's probably really tasty and fresh, food she made herself just for me and her, how kind of her.
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>>14704648
I don't know if I'd let my kids watch any of MGCTV's shows, even the kids shows will be too lewd.

I'll probably just have the wholesome Paladin network, so they can learn about good values like honor, valor and justice.
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>>14704666
Fuck off with that garbage.
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>>14704666
I would let my kids watch paladin Rogers on the Paladin network anytime.
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>>14699501
Boobs are fat.

Pecs are muscle.

To have tones pecs you need a low bodyfat% and at that point her tits will vanish, this is why many women with visible abs have fake titties- it's gross.

>hurrrrrr bringing 3dpd into 2d

Unless muscle is squishy and flabby, your statement would've held weight but it doesn't because it's fucking stupid.
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>>14704666
I love you!
You love me!
Press you pee-pee against the screen!
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>>14704662
Rape her.
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>>14704684
Would he talk about how he believes everyone can be a good person, even monstergirls?
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>>14704684
I would like to see Paladin Rogers go through the stories of his adventuring youth, before ending with a helpful speech about what he learned from it.
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>>14704693
If Paladin Rogers doesn't have faith in them then who will?
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>>14704692
You can't rape monster girls anon.
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>>14704666
away with you satan!
http://imgur.com/gallery/fTC9C
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>>14704692
Wait what, why? I don't do on to other what I wouldn't want on myself. Plus, she's a nice girl and hasn't done anything bad to me other than surprising me when she said she liked me
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>>14704703
She's not a monster, she's an elf. Weak and subservient before cock, not mighty and eager to fuck. Elves get raped, MGs do the raping.
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>>14704707
>>14704692
If he raped her, she would die and her spirit would ascend to the great beyond or something right? I read that somewhere, you can't rape an elf.
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>>14704710
Both are shit, human women for life.
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>>14704684
The Pally Yeti network is so loved that MGs go out of their way to give Paladin Rogers an award for his tireless service educating monster kids and giving them hope
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>>14704710
Get out of here, japan
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>>14704712
That's the one part of Tolkien everyone throws out, just like all the writefags throw out mamanobama
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>>14704714
why are you here?
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>>14704718
>just like all the writefags throw out mamanobama

I don't.
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>>14704712
>>14704710
your both wrong
everything can be raped, your just not trying hard enough and think that revenge rape means your rape doesn't count!
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>>14704712
I don't want to harm her, she told me I was nice and nicely said she liked me. She invited me on a picnic and said she wanted us to show off the books we have, why would you even suggest that, that's horrible.
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>>14704732
Ignore rape-posters, love that elf tenderly.
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>>14704737
I am more in the gently bullying side than the rape side, i like it because it's like teasing tsunderes.

You should only bully and tease your Elf into begging for your dick, nothing else.
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>>14704722
I'm sorry. It should have read all the *good writefags*.
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>Anons actually think they could rape a monster girl or that it would even be allowed.
Hilarious.
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>>14704745
Yes, Gentle bullying is great. Bullying and tenderly loving your elf aren't mutually exclusive.
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>>14704737
I will enjoy my lovely date with her. We will hang out in the Fields and have a delicious picnic together. Then we spend the rest of the day talking about books and showing off the different kinds of books we have in the ruined mill she like to go to. We may even skip stones in the creek for fun and ask her afterwards if she would like to introduce me to her parents or come back to my house to hangout.
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>>14704748
Some of them are pretty weak.

Sea Slimes, Mouse Girls, Alps. All are easy to overpower.
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>>14704756
So all of the fucking garbage girls?
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>>14704710
ELVES
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>>14704748
What about explicitly rapebait monsters like the mischievous meeses? Dormouse and Hinezumi. Also maybe Alice and Orc, and probably others I've forgot.
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>>14704748
MGs I could rape (from the top of my head): Every fairy, Titainia, every elf, every dwarf, most kobolds, every cait sith, a lot of undead, and everything else resembling a loli.
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>>14704755
What about gazing at the rolling clouds as she lays her head in your lap and you talk about your life's dreams?
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I want to use psychological mindfuckery to rape a manticore. Or maybe just have sex with her and convince her that I raped her.
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>>14704718
>just like all the writefags throw out mamanobama
I've never really written about it, but I still headcanon it in. I just lessen its hug boxyness untill its just a corrupting energy in the atmoshpere and fucks up humans and bolster monsters.
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>>14704763
>Elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
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>>14704781
That happens after the picnic of course, with such a nice day out, it would be a waste to not gaze at the clouds. With her relaxing in my lap and a smile on her face, what kind of dreams does she talk about?
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>>14704787
It's not really DE if it's not the unbeatable entropy-breaking god-making perpetual fuck machine now is it?
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I want to date an extremely dense and deadpan lizard
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>>14704793
I just love how that Elf just stands there taking all that shit with a poker face.
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Eating traditional Elven stew consisting of forest mushrooms, boar blood, willow moss, and duck eggs.

Then sitting under the traditional Elven kotatsu.

Then falling asleep with traditional Elven cuddling techniques.

MAN ELVES ARE JUST TOO GOOD!
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>>14704809
Are Elven girls the perfect wifes?
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>>14704816
No, that's Kunoichi.
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>>14699989
>>14699994

For some reason, I just imagined the Paladin who would become the Demon Lord's husband squaring off against the bro-tier Fighter of his party, who's trying to stop him.

With an ending made of equal parts suffering and manly tears.
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>>14704796
No. It's just a kind of gass that makes monsters breath easier and feel stronger and expend less energy, while making it cloying for humans to breathe comfortably, like there's a heavy weight on their chest, and making any transformations occur much quicker and easier, even actively transforming people if left in the system to accumulate for too long
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Am I too late for slime time?!
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>>14704826
So basically you ripped off your headcanon from that spirit particle bullshit in bleach
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>>14704819

I bet Kunoichi's have it rough when the guy they like and take away to their village is still convinced they're going to kill them and that treating him nice is just an act to make him lower his guard
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>>14704840
I've never read or watched bleach. So... yes?
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>>14704809
Are their any super-soft, cuddlebug elves that I can ask out?
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>>14704828
Slime Time is always live.
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>>14704842
Firm Ninja butts will calm that man right down.
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>>14704809
>forest mushrooms, boar blood, willow moss, and duck eggs

I think that would turn out pretty bad honestly. Your average moss takes forever to cook and is like eating green carpet filled with dirt and is about as nutritious as tree bark except for a few arctic varieties. The boar blood will impart a liverwurst flavor to everything. The mushrooms will take longer to cook than the blood or the eggs so you wind up with some of the ingredients overcooked or undercooked no matter what.

Can't really go wrong with adding eggs to anything though.

Personally, I'd just make old school italian blood soup with fried mushrooms and eggs on the side.
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>>14704840
It's a very general concept. Not really original enough to be ripped off of anything, really.
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>>14704847
Almost word for word identical, yes
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>>14704862
This is also true, though
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>>14704747
There are actually good writefags who still use it though.
Not that many of the good writefags are left anyway.
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>>14704866
I was never really into anime like bleach naruto or one piece, dunno what to tell you. All I know about bleach is that its a fighting shounen about spirits with a brown girl with purple hair that I want to put my penis inside of. I mean, if ANYTHING I had the atmosphere of mordor more in mind. Just a MG version of it
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>>14704862
I agree.

But I'd also say it's dumb and wouldn't work because of the way atmospheric circulation happens.

Just imagine it, a cold front comes through the demon capital and suddenly the air is as pure as order territory. Then you'd have storms bring in the gas from far away. Then you get strange stuff like changing migrating birds into harpies at ten thousand feet in the air because of thermal convection. Then depending on the lightness of the gas, you could even have it spread all throughout the upper atmosphere, causing weird shit like permanent demon realm red skies everywhere. Just too much shit to deal with.
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>>14704874
>a brown girl with purple hair that I want to put my penis inside of
>Not the blonde one
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>>14704873
I've never seen one use it unaltered.
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>>14704886
My god damn nigga.
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>>14704873
This >>14704887

Why don't you list them if you're so certain.
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>>14704850
All elves love cuddling, even if they act tsundere about it.

>>14704861
>Your average moss takes forever to cook and is like eating green carpet filled with dirt and is about as nutritious as tree bark except for a few arctic varieties.
This is magic elf moss, very nutritious and the longest to simmer. It soaks up flavor and imparts a sort of earthy essence to the dish.

>The boar blood will impart a liverwurst flavor to everything.
No, liver would do that. The boar's blood thickens the stew and gives it an obviously sanguine flavor. BLood imparts extra iron and protein, necessary for Elven health.

>The mushrooms will take longer to cook than the blood or the eggs so you wind up with some of the ingredients overcooked or undercooked no matter what.
Ingredients can be added at different times, Do you not understand this concept?

>Personally, I'd just make old school italian blood soup with fried mushrooms and eggs on the side.
Marry a human then.
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>>14704882
If anything it's more like radiation
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>>14704886
What blond one?
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>>14704809
eat your hamburgers Apollo
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>>14704798
>Wanting to love someone that literally can't comprehend love

Why not love a robot? But, you know, not the sexualized MG kind.

>>14704861
>>14704893

You realize you could just fap onto a meal, call it special sauce, and it probably wouldn't matter how bad the cooking was... they'd still love it.
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>>14704901
This one. I didn't even read nor watched the series but goddamnit
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>>14704893
>imparts a sort of earthy essence to the dish
So it tastes like dirt, just like I said.

>The boar's blood thickens the stew and gives it an obviously sanguine flavor.
That's not how cooking blood works at all.

>Ingredients can be added at different times, Do you not understand this concept?
Do you not understand that it would mean boiling mushrooms in basically plain water because the other stuff cooks so fast?
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>>14704887
>>14704891
Not unaltered, fair enough, but you never actually said anything about altering the whole demonic energy thing in the first place.
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>>14704901
http://i.imgur.com/2LTW3Y7.png

Shark tits best tits
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>>14704912
>>14704907
Kuno sure does know how to draw some god tier women.
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>>14704893
I don't worry about tsundere girls, I'm a patient man. Plus, I'll just use my friendly personality to help her warm up to me. Also, is she tsundere because she's shy about herself, afraid to open up or thinks she's not beautiful.
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>>14704913
You're damn right anon, shame the series is absolute trash.
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>>14704909
It not really KC demonic energy if it's not the broken as fuck win button that he made it be. I don't know how anyone could think to argue otherwise.
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>>14704907
>>14704912
Jesus, this bitch.
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>>14704907
>>14704912
Oh. This is also acceptable. I actually have seen her around, its just that blond really doesn't get me going unless its light/white and on light skin. Rich/golden blond + dark skin just reminds me of bimbos/gyaru. And that shit ain't my kink.
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You have one minute to explain why Witches aren't the best Monster Girls in the Encyclopedia.

Protip: You can't.
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>>14704895
Yeah, that's the best way to describe the MGE version.
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>>14704930
loli a shit
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>>14704930
They're not even monsters.
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>>14704901
The one that's made of sex

Bleach has a lot of sperm wurms actually, including a goat-taur and spookies
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>>14704908
low heat and vinegar, you can also saute vegetables separately.
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>>14704935
A lot is an understatement anon.
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>>14704920
I like how lanternon dealt with it, in that humanity found a way to turn it against the monsters by making it fatal to human soldiers, horrifying and disorganizing the monsters enough to stop the nastier elements.
I'm sure KC himself would think up some bullshit way to get around that though, so you're right there I guess.
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>>14704930
Canon witches ones a shit until KC makes onee-sabbath canon.
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>>14704930
They're just loli mages brainwashed into wanting sex early.
If I were in the MGE world I'd rather fuck an adult mage with a huge rack. Or better yet meet a Lich, who are essentially adult witches with immortality, a greater magical ability, and actually have developed breasts.
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>>14704947
>I'm sure KC himself would think up some bullshit way to get around that though, so you're right there I guess.
No, he'd just tell you to stop being an edgy piece of shit and throw up a C&D
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>>14704909
>you
Wasn't me. Anyways though, if it's altered it isn't the same thing. Just some random monster energy that corrupts and stuff is extremely generic and shows up in a ton of monster/youkai manga. It's not true mamonobama unless it's 100% certified KC Brand Mamonobama™
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>>14704915
1. Take her relatively small body into your own, covering her with you large arms

2. Rest you head on top of hers.

3. Pull her closer to you by her stomach.

4. Rub their chest. (This works better on flat chests but always will work well, regardless of size.)

5. Nibble their ears.

6. (IMPORTANT) Do NOT let go.

Depending on the type of elf, they may or may not resist. Regardless of their behavior, they will eventually relent so long as you don't stop.
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>>14704949
Why does Kloah always make me wish I was molested as a child?
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>>14704947
I thought Lantern just had collars that exploded when the wearer got raped. I don't recall any other stuff related to energy.
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>>14704930
Because they're not Kikimoras/Shoggoths/Ushi-Onis/Hellhounds/Mindflayers...
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>>14704970
>Actually saying this
Get help.
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>>14704975
How about no?
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>>14704970
Because they're living the dream. Kloah's world is best world.
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>>14704974
Yeah anon, then they'd be shit.
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>>14704947
That's pretty much the opposite of KC's intent with the stuff. He put it in to be an IWIN button for the monster side. That makes lantern's version very different from the canon stuff, even if it's similar otherwise.
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>>14704930
No fluffy tail, no tits, inadequate ass.
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>>14704982
Only if you have shit taste.
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>>14704982
>No mega tall youkai girl in a long summer dress to put you on her shoulers
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>>14704971
In the intro to his paladin thing the MC described guys getting infected with demon realm silver detonating. The Order in his universe REALLY prepared against the magic bullshit stuff.
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>>14704970
It's not all the great. I mean, it's not bad, but it isn't as fun as you might expect.
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>>14704986
the I WIN button is the one that have the lilims instantly charm anyone they like because they're just that strong and powerful and if someone says Mary Sue they can fuck right off because all girls are Mary Sues in their own right, i.e. perfect wives no matter what they do
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>>14705002
Story time motherfucker.
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>>14704994
It's funny how they ended being friends (future husband on the youkai's eyes probably) after the doujin
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>>14705002
Yeah, but you weren't molested by a monstergirl onee-san, were you?
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>>14705004
I would like to present to you Ogres, the most 3DPD girl of MGE.
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>>14704966
Are you sure they want me to rub their chest, will she actually like it. Though I do agree, hugging her should help her open up, especially if i put her head to my chest, so my heartbeat will hopefully help her to relax/ talk about her feelings more.
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>>14705008
Nah, not the place for it.
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>>14704975
Seriously though, if real women looked like Kloah's girls, I wouldn't mind. Well, okay, maybe I would and it would emotionally scar me if I'm being realistic here, but as an adult I find the idea of being taken advantage of by a tall and charismatic women for her own sexual pleasure a massive turn on
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>cowtitfags in charge of having taste
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>>14705015
No, it was a 3dpd onee-san.
Point taken.
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>>14705024
>nee-faggots failing to recognize the wonders of /ss/
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>>14704992
>>14705024
We read you the first time anon, if you don't like it why don't you talk about something else?
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>>14704993
Why did this post get deleted?
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>>14705028
/ss/ is only shit because shota is shit.
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>>14705028
>nee-faggots
Not him but what
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>>14705013
This makes me d'awww

I want to use her as a bed
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>>14705024
Why not a compromise?
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>>14705027
>3dpd
Yeah, you see. It's like fools gold, it looks pretty but it turns out to be complete shit, all the time. Literal perfection would still be shit if it were 3dpd
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>>14705016
But even then they have appeal. You could make Shrek jokes at them all day and quote Shrek is Love Shrek is Life lines at them during sex. They'd fucking hate you for it and you'd have a good laugh while cumming your brains out.

I'd still rather endlessly Banepost Druella's blog and send her shit Bane youtube edits daily until she put a price on my head, but annoying ogres is a nice second.
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>>14705028
>/ss/
Into the trash you go.
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>>14704930
MGE witches are eh, but Witches in general are top tier. KC needs to make a Sorceress or something.
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>>14705024
>>14704992
>>14704975
I'm going to go ahead and take the liberty of assuming you're all the same person. Fuck off you salty shit.
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>>14705045
Witches are just human women in a big hat and nondescript magic.

Like, that's it.

Why not marry a human girl who knows card tricks instead, that's actually feasible.
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>>14705024
It's not our fault you like little girls, anon.
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>>14705018
The chest rub is essential, whether they like it or not. A good, big-breasted dere elf will merely make vaguely lewd noises upon a chest rub, however flat tsundere elves will protest.

Initially they'll call you perverted or sick, demanding you stop. Don't. Keep going and you'll reach the stage where they'll get flustered and angry, throwing threats at you (i.e 'I'll kill you!" or "This is sexual harrasment, I'll call the the cops!". Keep going and you reach the self-hating stage where things like "Surely you can't like a flat-chested elf like me..." are said. Continue rubbing until your emotions shine through.

Elves are simple folk.
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>>14705037
Cute!
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>>14705048
Big witch hats are sexy though. Boys love girls with big hats.
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>>14705042
Anon, Ogres not only physically abuse any and all men they capture but they probably mentally abuse them too so they can make them think fighting back would just be a waste of time. I wouldn't be surprised if those cunts cheated on their "husbands" too.
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>>14705059
>Boys love girls with big hats.
True
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>>14705059
Marry a human woman who knows card tricks and owns a shop that sells big and silly hats.
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>>14705047
>I have absolutely no evidence but I'm going to make baseless assumptions because I don't like what you're saying.
Go take a nap you fag.
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>>14705062
>I wouldn't be surprised if those cunts cheated on their "husbands" too
I see you don't like them at all but don't tell shit
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>>14705064
this is my fetish but only if she's a mad hatter or ascended matango
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>>14705062
>cheated
That's one thing that's impossible. The rest of that is a maybe though.
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>>14705051
But she's not flat chested, she's got double D's and is a bit chubby. When I do this, does her body type change what I should do to help her open up or should I follow the rules you listed.
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>>14705048
The witch here is more monstergirl than an elf >>14704949
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>>14705047
Don't respond
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>>14705068
Oh I'm going to talk so much shit, Ogres are the one girl that deserves a purging.
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>>14705081
she's an elf with a big hat and giant bazookas
go marry an elf
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>>14704930
If I want a loli I'll go for a Baphomet, Familiar, or Devil and give them milk until they have ass and thighs that can rival a Wight's.
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>>14705081
But that's not a witch, is a parasite hat and its carrier
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>>14705084
I-I... but... Okay.
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>>14705091
Balrog-chan a shit.
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>>14705091
I want her to pull me down into the darkness
If you know what I mean
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>>14705089
The parasite hat gave her pointy ears, shark teeth and the desire of raping shotas?

We need more of those hats.
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Is your waifu a magic user of sorts?

What class of magic do they specialize in? Necromancy, Elementalism, Theurgy?
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>>14705098
No we don't.
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>>14705103
Yes we do.
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>>14705101
Necromancy of course. Just not any of those dick destroying nut crushers.
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>>14705101
Muscle wizardry.
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>>14705107
Only if the women who wear those hats go to the farthest corner of the world and stays there.
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>>14705103
I disagree.
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Are Succubus horns sensitive?
Because I want to tease them.
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>>14705115
I'm sure they will be fine with it if you give them a constant supply of shotas
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>>14705101
well liches are allmost allways Necromancers.
so I'll just go this that.

>>14705121
of coures they are, what do you expect?
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>>14705121

Yes
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>>14705032
Had a change of heart.
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>>14705121
Every bit of a Succubus is probably sensitive.
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>>14705121
It's threadcanon that the smallest non-human bits on MGs are supposed to be sensitive or stimulating when touched. Tail tips, horns, ears, whatever. Kind of dumb, but to each their own.
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>>14705125
They will only get ones that have committed serious crimes.
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>>14705098
Also +5 to breasts
They sell them at Bed, Bath & Beyond
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>>14705139
>shotas
>serious crimes
What?
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>>14705128
What?
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>>14705142
If they steal or anything worse than that they will be sent over.
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>>14701177
That doesn't seem very appealing to some men, and monster girls are all half-succubi, monsters that where born to please and appeal to men.
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>>14705126
>>14705127
>>14705130
>>14705132
I want to polish a Succubus' horns until she's a quivering mess on the floor and then leave without letting things escalate to sex.
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>>14705155
I can only see shotas stealing if were homeless
orphans, and I doubt a homeless shota is going to be homeless for too much time.
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>>14705172
Wait, wasn't there a Holst horn polishing greentext? this post gave me vague memories but i can't remember shit.
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>>14705174
Of course they aren't, homeless shotas get sent off too.
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>>14705174
>You'll never be a homeless shota who gets adopted by an Echidna as a playmate for her daughterus.
Fuck.
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>Elder Devil
>Shoggoth
>Vampire
>Ghoul
>Dark Matter

How's my taste? What are my chances of survival?
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>>14705188
I'd rather be adopted by a vampire family to be the shota butler of the loli vampire.
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>>14705194
Everything is pretty mediocre aside from maybe the Vampire.
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>>14705194
What is this a harem? A top 5?
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>>14705037
>oppai loli tanuki

But I don't want to give my semen to the jews!
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>>14705198
That's actually another fantasy I've had.
I enjoy fantasies where I get to have a monstergirl childhood friend.
Would she be domineering but caring, or deredere 24/7?
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>>14705206
The results of the govt. mandated extra-species compatibility test.
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>>14705121
Extremely
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>>14705101
She specializes in horticultural/druidic magicks.

We use it while gardening together and in maintain our landscaping. In fact, out house is eco-friendly and all natural. We grew it out of the ground, it's a living tree woven in to a home!
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>>14705216
are we RPing now or what?
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>>14705214
Since she's a vampire, the former.
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>>14705426
>RP
Faggot
>>
>>14705194
bretty gud
>chances of survival
Low but you'll be undying soon anyways
>>
>>14705438
I was asking if he was rping. I'm not doing it, so why are you calling me a faggot?
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I want a girl who's pure-lewd
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>>14705435
Just imagine what your first day on the job would be like.
She'd probably use you as her chair and make you fetch her snacks and things like that.
But when the time comes to go to bed, she drags you into her coffin, pulls you under the covers and snuggles you close.
Also she tends to pull you close when other girls show interest in you, as if to say "He's mine."
Puberty's going to be interesting for the two of you.
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>>14703903
Oh hey it's that dragon from that story on 4+3+2-1chan
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>>14705494
>Also she tends to pull you close when other girls show interest in you, as if to say "He's mine."
I love it.
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>>14705506
>not √64-chan
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>>14705494
>She'd probably use you as her chair and make you fetch her snacks and things like that.
Leavign asides the inconsistencies of leaving to fetch a snack whilst also acting as her chair
>Debasing yourself to the level of furniture
Never understood why you guys got so hard over it. When you fuck, are you just an ornate warm dildo, too?
>>
>>14705506
I want a Dragon to become my math teacher and give me private lessons!
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>>14705547
She's a kid anon, there's nothing sexual about it.
She'll warm up once she gets older and stop using you as her chair. Then she starts using you as her daki.
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>>14705557
I guess it depends. Are you sitting on a chair, and is she sitting on your lap and using you like a cushion, or are you on all fours, head down while she sits on your back?
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>>14705547
>Debasing yourself to the level of furniture
That's honestly one of the few things about misstresses that I don't like either.
>>
>>14705571
The second one.
Keep in mind that she's a loli and you're a shota in this scenario.
And it switches to the first one after the first day once she opens up to you before going to bed and admits that you're the closest thing she's ever had to a friend.
>>
>>14702607
Sauce?
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>>14705177
Yeah there was a short story written and .less drew a picture of it.
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How terrifying would your waifu be if she wanted to beat you up?
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>>14705595
I would be that reckless bastard that teased her while running like a madman.

if she doesn't pulverize my pelvis when she catches me then i will call her names and bully her.
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>>14705587
Why not just begin the relationship by telling her that if she wants to make friends, it's best to start by not treating them like objects from the get-go?
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>>14705595

>Lizardgirl

I would expect it almost daily. But thats the fun of it.
>>
>>14705595
It would be like "The Birds"
>>
What MG would have the most well-groomed bush?
>>
>>14705617
Because she's an immature vampire heiress with a friendless background because people were intimated by her family and her status. Her mother hired you, an urchin around her age, to be her butler.
Her mother also had a hunch that you could bring out the best in her daughter.
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>>14705629
Troll.
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>>14705595
>Kikimora

There's a reason to be terrified of this smile. Who knows what diabolical horror could seize her crazed imagination? Evils so foul and terrifying that it would make McKamey Manor look like a trip to LegoLand.
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>>14705631
Nah, I'm going to be a dissobedient little shit head and fight with her instead, railroading her development into a spunky tomboy childhood friend has no shame around me, and I none around her, our constant fights legendary, and reminiscent of those of an already married couple.
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>>14705641
Disgusting
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I can't believe I finally managed to get this done.
Artist is Borvar.
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>>14705641
The sex would probably be awesome when you two actually get married.
>>
>>14705649
I'm a bit surprised that Borvar is starting to draw more sexy stuff, but I can't complain. He's developing nicely.
>>
>>14705651
>Implying her mother wouldn't get sick of our constant fighting
>Despite the fact that we want to move out together
>Despite the fact that we want to attend the same university
>Despite the act that we're studying to take on complementary jobs to pursue the same career to support eachother
>Implying she doesn't just drug both our meals with the most powerful demon aphrodisiacs money can buy, and then lock us together in a room
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>>14705595
>Lich
Even death would be no escape. I'd rather she punished me sexually or something.
>>
>TFW everyone else gets cute MG waifus and you're the poor bastard selected by lottery that has to run around impregnating all the human CCs and milfs

Such is life in MGC...
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>>14704773
>everything else resembling a loli.

Ah fantastic. I'll just leave you with her then, I'm sure you'll be absolutely fine.
>>
>>14705595
>Anubis

I run away crying while she chases me in her giant pyramid mecha.
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>>14705668
Well somebody has to do it. If you don't, they whine all the time about not getting laid and there will be no men born.
>>
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>>14704773
>Raping the sweet Titanias
You are not my friend
>>
>>14705662
By the time that door gets unlocked, both of you are going to be sweaty panting messes, and your balls are going to be drained.
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>>14705629
Wight
Demon
Titania is naturally hairless
>>
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>>14705637
Not too bad today
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>>14705595

It wouldn't end well.
>>
>>14705660
He's drawn sexy stuff for quite a while.
>>
>>14705668
>"Hey, look, it's one of THOSE guys"
>"Wow, I din't think they actually existed"
>"He's probably never tasted monster pussy once in his entire life"
>"I hear they get chosen from birth"
>"How awful."
You'd get the best pity sex tho. And then, after they hook you up with an infertile Echidna who just wants some one to hold
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>>14705629
All because they don't have any
>>
I'm in need of a name for a yandere Demon.
>>
>>14704773
>Dwarf
HAHAHAHA Hope ye like drinkin mead through yer arse, lad, cuz yer gettin' ridden tonight.
>A lot of undead
Zombie maybe.
>>
>>14705714
My ex wife Rebecca.
>>
>>14705714
Charlotte
>>
>>14705714
Assmuhdickius
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>>14704773
Let me fix your grievous errors anon. No, no, it's quite all right, no need to thank me.

>MGs I could rape (from the top of my head): some fairies, some Titainia, some elves, some dwarves, most kobolds, zombies, and some of the MGs resembling a loli.

There, much better.
>>
>>14705668
I probably wouldn't even get that.
>>
>>14705722
Didn't know you had wi-fi up there at Manderlay
>>
>>14705727
Go away you fun ruining faggot.
>>
>>14705728
But they really need people to join up. They'll take anyone.
>>
>>14704773
> could rape cait siths
That's the hardest one to rape, the heresy ought to kill your boner on approach
>>
I just thought you guys should know. When I play League of Legends, I play alot of Gangplank. The king, you know? And I get a strange peverse pleasure whenever I shoot Cassiopia, Nami, Hecarim, and any other strange monster like thing in the fucking face.
>>
If I may impose, I'd like to ask:

A Doppelganger is thought to be born from a fusion of the lingering regret of those who lost love and demonic energy.

Is it the man's lingering regret or the regret of women who "lost love"?
>>
>>14705712
I'd date a cute, infertile Echidna. I want to cuddle with her and give her head pats to help cheer her up as she cries into my shoulder. I hold her tight to my heart and tell her that I still love her, infertility will never change that. When her heart is heavy with depression, I want to be the one to lift her spirits and put a smile back on her human face.
>>
>>14705748
The mans is the most likely.
>>
>>14705747
I don't play League of Legends because I'm not mentally unbalanced, but I get a strange, perverse pleasure from anything involving Ahri.
>>
>>14705748
The man.
>>
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>>14705747
Deus vult
e
u
s
v
u
l
t
>>
Gentlemen, I require assistance. Do tell me, how can we turn this into a monstergirl I could fuck?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vard%C3%B8ger
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>>14705748

I recently had someone die that I really, really wanted to date. She died at 22 from brain cancer. I'm just now getting out of the slump of wonder "What if?" and shit. I would imagine its a males regret for losing someone they cared about. Pretty tragic, yo.
>>
>>14705748
Human women in MGE land are all unfeeling adultress psychopaths. They don't have feelings.
>>
>>14705668
I'm sure MGC already solved or mostly solved that problem anon.

Stay positive, maybe go down to the World's Best Beach and hang out with some mermaids near that underwater cave.
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>>14705765
I know KC likes to drill in the fact that MGs are just mindless bimbos who care about the D more than all else, but the wimminz folks are just as capable of grief as men. So I imagine they can become Doppelgangers or something like that.
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>>14705763
That just sounds like a doppelganger with a good pair of running legs on her
>>
>>14705771
>I'm sure MGC already solved or mostly solved that problem anon.

How?
>>
>>14705748
Definitely the man's regret. If it were a woman's, then we'd have the making of a future Will-o-the-Wisp
>>
>>14705765
Cancer sucks immensely. Sorry for the loss.
>>
>>14705747
>Play league of legends
>Want to play as the monster girl champions
>Completely suck at them and resort to manly champions like Udyr and Malphite
I hate myself.
>>
>>14705791
Its alright. It was shortly after that happened I had a friend let me borrow the MonMusu volumes. Which were travesties, by the way. And I just kind of latched on to MGs. I do not know. It helps.
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>>14705782
MGs giving birth to incubi children.

I mean sure, there's probably a higher % of MGs being born so human men who move to MGC would still be prized but the only reason human women would go is to become monster grills.

Human men need to watch the instructional guide (as per requirement by MGC) before entering though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4EQFcFQQo
>>
OK GUYS!

I forgot to do this a while ago, and waited an extra month to do this

Its time for the /MGG top 5 MG list again

List the top 5 MGs you like, mark any new changes since last time, and don't worry about being teased about your choices.
Mine actually changed this month

1) Fox Woman / minor fox goddess ( No liver snackers need apply)
2) Ryu (yes that lonely one with the shrine)
3) Dragon <moved up to the top 5
4) Dark elf ( you know the ones with white hair mmmm)
5) Shirohebi (slightly submissive )

So, what are your top 5?

<SexyAwesomePicOfYourFavoriteMGHere.jpg>
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>>14705794
I main Ahri in LoL. Its fun watching Yas players get crushed by her charm/ult combo.
>>
>>14705816

1. Lizardman
2. Dullahan
3. Nightmare
4. Orc
5. Grizzly
>>
>>14705822
Yeah? What tier are you in? Are you representing the MG community proudly?
>>
>>14705816
No.
>>
>>14705816

-Kikimora
-Cyclops
-Holstaur
-Jorou-gumo
-Oomukade

I can never settle on five. So much jockeying for position this time around, especially with Flow Kelp, Jiangshi, and Merrow
>>
>>14705816
> <SexyAwesomePicOfYourFavoriteMGHere.jpg>
Commercial no.
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>>14705816
1.Wight
2.Arachne <Moved up a few places
3.Vampire
4.Lich
5.Paladin-chan

Honorable mentions to Kelpflow
>>
>>14705816
>Kikimora
>Orc
>Salamander
>Elf
>Holst
>>
>>14702168
Is that rebis?
>>
>>14705844
Nope, just some other dude.
>>
>>14705816

1.Kejourou
2.Flow Kelp
3.Kraken
4. Nureonago
5.Apsara

Kejourou is still my favorite one. Other than that there are a large number of MGs that I like so 2 - 5 could be much different
>>
>>14705816
In no particular order

>Holst
>Cheshire
>Titania
>Kejourou
>Kitsune

You can probably guess what kind of girls I like.
>>
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>>14705816

1. Slime
2. Jubjub
3. Angel
4. Hobgoblin
5. Mucus toad

Unchanged for many months
>>
>>14702529
>implying they dont corrupt them and teach them to go fuck their love interests' before someone else does.
>>
>>14705816
1. Manticore
2. Hellhound
3. Yeti
4. Succubus
5. tentacle girl
>>
>>14705816
1. Anubis
2. Hellhound
3. Slimegirl
4. Sea Slime
5. Lich

Positions 1 and 2 haven't changed. I doubt they ever will.

Every position below that is rather nebulous, though, and I much rather prefer sorting multiple monstergirls into tiers at that point. Kitsunes, valkyries, yetis, kobolds, werewolves, nereids, wyverns, and a whole bunch of other monstergirls could all take slots 3 to 5 interchangeably, depending on the mood.
>>
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>>14705816
>Cockatrice
>Lizardwomen
>Sahuagin
>Shirohebi
>Werebat
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>>14705851
>You can probably guess what kind of girls I like.

Memegirls?
>>
>>14705852
>5. Mucus toad
I completely fucking forgot that Rare pepe existed. What's it like, liking an oxymoron?
>>
>>14705816
Jubjub
Kikimora
Kobold
Giant Mouse
Kejourou

Five is not enough. It's never enough.
>>
>>14705861
I fucking love memes.
>>
>>14705862
> What's it like, liking an oxymoron?
I don't quite know what part of it you think is oxymoronic, but personally she slip-n-slides her way into my top 5 because of that delicious contrast between her brash personality and her shy nipples. I want to tease them so bad while she wriggles and squirms
>>
>>14705816
1.Crow Tengu- Always and still the waifu
2.Vampire- Moved up a few places because of some of the discussions here
3. Arachne- I always liked them
4.Jabberwock- I blame Wockfag for this. He made them really appealing
5. Apophis- Creepy purple snakes with a large rack? Yes.
Everything below vampire sort of shifts around a bit on what species I like at the moment. Honorable mentions go to cyclopes, oomukades, liches, foxes, shoggoths, and others.
>>
>>14705877
>I don't quite know what part of it you think is oxymoronic
She's a meme no one remembers.
>>
>>14705827
I was plat 2 last season, not ranked yet this season, I have been playing way too much Sona lately.
>>
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I want to date March Hare-chan!
>>
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>>14705881
But I remember anon.
And today, I shall remind them.
>>
>>14705882
...Name?
>>
>>14705890
Well, good for you anon. Fight the good fight.
>>
>>14704475
A golem that opens up with It's clobbering time
>>
>>14705845
in that case source?
>>
>>14705885
What did she mean by this?
>>
>>14705934
Use iqdb.
>>
>>14705880
> Crow tengu anon still exists
Damn son, you got staying power in here
>>
>>14705816
No particular order
1. Scylla
2. Leanen Sidhe
3. Kobold
4. Troll
5. Yeti
>>
>>14705944
What else am I supposed to do? Go outside and make friends?
>>
>>14705595
>Alp

I dunno, faggot wars tells me they're not to be underestimated ever, and since they're basically succubi they probably have all the scary unknown magic bullshit succubi have too.
>>
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Hey anon, want to go for a ride?
>>
>>14705959
Faggots wars is Alp propaganda, Alps are literally designed to be bullied into stage 3.
>>
>>14705816
You're not the boss of me! I'm going to post as many as I like!

>Alice
>Lich
>Pharaoh
>Slime
(I can't decide on a fifth, but its tied between:)
>Raiju
>Undine
>Lamia
>Elf
>>
>>14705965
what kind of ride?
>>
>>14705953
Do not, under any circumstances, do that. It's awful.

>>14705859
> someone actually likes sea slime
howisthispossible.gif
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>>14705882
Titty monster is also acceptable
>>
>>14704530
I read this in the Genie's voice.

>such a crick in the neck!
>>
>>14705816
Lich
Shoggoth
Inari
Baphomet
Jabberwock
>>
>>14706003
Just a reminder that he's dead
>>
>>14705978
Wait a minute...
>>
>>14705965
Does it end up in the bedroom?
>>
>>14705982
There's literally handfuls of us. Handfuls.
>>
I want to engage in a tsun war with a tsun monster girl to confuse her!
>>
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>>14705978
>>
>>14705816
1. Kitsune
2. Angel/Valkyrie
3. Dragon
4. Dullahan
5. Lamia
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>>14706029
>Handfuls.
How ironic
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>>14706029
>Handfuls
Less, I'd say.
>>
I want to fuck a Cheshire's big fat meme loving ass.
>>
>>14705816
>Familiar
>Unicorn
>Titania
>Alp
I can't limit my love only to four waifus!
>Yeti
>Undine
>Ryu
>Ignis
Runners up
>Ren Ziongmao
>Ushi-Only
>Lizardman
>Echidna
>Succubus
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